WEBVTT - #47: Blackmail and Bitching and Broken Promises

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's ridiculous that Omaha Steaks can still afford

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<v Speaker 1>to offer this this deal that they have in place

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<v Speaker 1>for us. How have they not pulled this thirt deal? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>From the table, I thought, you know, I pictured it

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<v Speaker 1>like a little carrot that they're gonna dangle and then

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<v Speaker 1>and then whip out of out of sight, out of

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<v Speaker 1>reach by our steaks. They're delicious. We're gonna make the

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<v Speaker 1>price go back up. Yeah, no, can we set this

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<v Speaker 1>email saying go ahead and do it again because the

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<v Speaker 1>price is still in effect. That's eight percent off of

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<v Speaker 1>this entire summer grilling package with Omaha Steaks. We love

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<v Speaker 1>these guys. They're at Omaha Steaks dot com. If you

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<v Speaker 1>go to the Brooklyn If you go to Omaha Steaks

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<v Speaker 1>dot com and then you type in Brooklyn, the dropdown

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<v Speaker 1>will appear with Brooklyn Boys podcast. Click on that and

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna see what's in this giant package. Who filet

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<v Speaker 1>mi nawns. Who beefy top sirloins, Four juicy boneless pork chops.

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<v Speaker 1>We got four all beef Omaha Steak burgers in there

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<v Speaker 1>for traditional Kibosa sausages is four bowless chicken breasts also

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<v Speaker 1>don't forget about their award for award winning gourmet Jumbo

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<v Speaker 1>Frank's and Omaha Steaks seasoning packet and four made from

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<v Speaker 1>scratch Carmel apple tartlets. Absolutely say I would almost pay

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<v Speaker 1>the just for the four apple tarks, just for the

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<v Speaker 1>free dessert. They're that good. You're a free dessert kind

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<v Speaker 1>of guy. This is where it's at. It's Omaha Steaks

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. Type Brooklyn in the search bar, and uh

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<v Speaker 1>add that grill Ready collection to your cart. It's still summertime,

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<v Speaker 1>it's still grilling. It's perfect. And not only that, brody um.

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<v Speaker 1>My father gave me some feedback and said, Dude, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know why Tony's telling me he goes the file

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<v Speaker 1>minions because I gave my father the flames forget about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I can't find this kind of freshness in the

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<v Speaker 1>grocery store. I'm going online and I'm getting it fresh

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<v Speaker 1>steaks the best at Omaha Steaks. You're giving me that look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm giving you the look because I have the reverse.

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<v Speaker 1>So when we got our shipment a couple weeks ago,

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<v Speaker 1>we made everything like the first week and in the

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<v Speaker 1>second weekend whatever we had leftover, we made right. And

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<v Speaker 1>so this weekend my wife grilled again, but we were

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<v Speaker 1>out of Omaha Steak and Omaha Burgers, so she got

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<v Speaker 1>him at the supermarket. She needed some burgers real quick

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<v Speaker 1>this weekend. And so my daughter says, what's ang with

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<v Speaker 1>these burgers? And my wife said, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>She goes, these aren't like last week's. What's wrong with them?

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<v Speaker 1>So my wife says, look, excuse me. The look like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, because they're not the Omaha Steak burgers. So

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<v Speaker 1>now I gotta stock up again for this weekend. So

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<v Speaker 1>my picky daughter, who clearly noticed the difference, doesn't get

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<v Speaker 1>upset exactly. And by the way, we have all these

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<v Speaker 1>people tweeting us their screenshots of their order. They keep

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<v Speaker 1>that coming. Yeah, they can They cannot believe this deal.

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<v Speaker 1>We can't believe it. We we talked about it off

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<v Speaker 1>the year all the time, how they can afford to

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<v Speaker 1>do it. But they're great people at Omaha Steaks. We

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<v Speaker 1>want you to support great businesses Omaha Steaks dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>Type Brooklyn in the search bar and get that off

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<v Speaker 1>the entire package for just get everything we just spoke about.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up. This is Michael Rapperport and you are listening

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<v Speaker 1>to the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Brody and Scary. I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta do another fucking take because you guys can't figure

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<v Speaker 1>out whose names should go first, Brody and Scary, So

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<v Speaker 1>why the fund do I gotta I gotta do two

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<v Speaker 1>takes to me? All right? And this is Michael Rapport

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<v Speaker 1>and you're listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Scary

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<v Speaker 1>and Brody. You know you know why? It's Brody and

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<v Speaker 1>Scary and not Scary and Brody because Scary didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>me on his podcast. That you fuck you. It's Brody

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<v Speaker 1>and scary. That's the way it is. Upstart up, Brooklyn Boys,

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<v Speaker 1>Start up, Brooklyn Buys. It's not dat up. They're making noise.

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<v Speaker 1>Dat up up. Episode forty seven. This is the Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 1>Boys Podcast. I'm David Brody. Yeah, yeah you are. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't care, man, what up? You know what? But this

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<v Speaker 1>is episode forty seven, Episode forty six. I think we

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<v Speaker 1>have to put a little little star next to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is here an asterisk next? I think I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a milestone episode from we think We've turned

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<v Speaker 1>a corner on forty No, no, no, All of our

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<v Speaker 1>episodes are great, but this one was like six months

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<v Speaker 1>of us trying to get him, you turned him down.

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<v Speaker 1>We the apology to it on the table. That's the

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<v Speaker 1>guy who said no to you six months ago. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>let's not forget that I was instrumental in getting him

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<v Speaker 1>on the podcast. Yes, okay, I actually helped get I

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<v Speaker 1>really played an instrumental role in getting because our listeners

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<v Speaker 1>guilted you. I guilted you know. Actually you know when

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<v Speaker 1>when when it came down, you know, And we gotta

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<v Speaker 1>give props to C three p o of the president

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<v Speaker 1>of podcasting, who was also behind Yes he may he

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<v Speaker 1>helped make it happen, and uh uh yeah, it all

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<v Speaker 1>came out and uh a lot of people seem to

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<v Speaker 1>really like the episode. You know. I'll read some some

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<v Speaker 1>tweets later for some really positive Rapp report off the

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<v Speaker 1>air after it was done, was thoroughly enjoyed himself. Behind

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<v Speaker 1>the scenes, he was like, dude, we got do this

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<v Speaker 1>again sometime. I mean, really really cool. It wants to

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<v Speaker 1>come back. I like that. I wonder how his show

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<v Speaker 1>went at the Grammercy Theater last week. I looked on

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<v Speaker 1>on social media, people seem to have had a great time.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of our listeners bought tickets to his show and

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<v Speaker 1>Philly coming up. Oh that's who tweeted us so nice?

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<v Speaker 1>We like we like that. Well, na, let me read

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of tweets and about Michael and we'll move

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<v Speaker 1>on to Michael and I don't know. Let's and I

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<v Speaker 1>got an email about Michael at the top at the

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<v Speaker 1>Chad Clark very frequent tweeter. He said, okay, thanks about

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<v Speaker 1>something else. By the way, bloody fantastic episode of the

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys podcast last week. Never knew of Michael before

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<v Speaker 1>I heard him mentioned. Uh. I never knew of Michael

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<v Speaker 1>before I heard him mention on an earlier podcast. Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>People didn't know Michael report But wow, NonStop laughing throughout

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast. Love that al right. I got an email

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<v Speaker 1>from Brian Bryant Jones uh to the Brooklyn Boys podcast

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<v Speaker 1>at gmail dot com. Just started listening to the podcast

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of weeks ago and have been binging hard.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to say the last episode with Rappaport was great.

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<v Speaker 1>Shout out to Michael for being a huge fan of

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<v Speaker 1>the Real Housewives. I hate reality TV, but my fiance

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<v Speaker 1>got me hooked the real The Real Housewives in New

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<v Speaker 1>York is now my favorite reality TV vice Brody, please

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<v Speaker 1>watch a few episodes so just so we can hear

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<v Speaker 1>you rant about it. Love the show, guys. So that

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<v Speaker 1>was from Bryant and let's see another one about Rappaport.

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<v Speaker 1>Another one from Mark jar Oh uh, this was the

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<v Speaker 1>best podcast ever. My wife and I listened in the

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<v Speaker 1>car on our road trip. Holy shit, you fuck you

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<v Speaker 1>the best. You fuck you, you fuck you. I see

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<v Speaker 1>more crossover podcasts in the future. I hope this one

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<v Speaker 1>blows the numbers through the roof. I wonder how the

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<v Speaker 1>numbers are doing on that, Brodie quite well. Any other

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<v Speaker 1>feedback and we have a ton on Twitter that I

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<v Speaker 1>just can't keep track of. But you maybe got it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>k gli s k y g l e Yes. Favorite

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<v Speaker 1>episode yet. Love you guys. The Guy Corner n y

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<v Speaker 1>C loved it. Curly Cock see you are l y Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>This week's podcast was the best by far. Love you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Also shout out to Curly Coach, who sent a photo

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<v Speaker 1>of a tweet from Mr Drew Scott, who we love

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<v Speaker 1>from the Property Brothers who said we'd like you to

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<v Speaker 1>be a part of our wedding and wrote apart as

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<v Speaker 1>one word, Oh, Mr Drew Scott, that's I'm gonna I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna hope that some assistant wrote that for him. By

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<v Speaker 1>the way, So now that we had rapport on who's

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<v Speaker 1>our next? Get who? Who do we need to Who

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<v Speaker 1>do you have to go after? Next? We need our

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<v Speaker 1>the Brooklyn slices? What are they? Are they fan army?

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<v Speaker 1>We gotta we gotta sees the Brooklyn slices? You like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm leaning, I'm leaning, Um, the Brooklyn slices. We need

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<v Speaker 1>you guys to to tweet at our next um target, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let us know who you think we should target. Who

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<v Speaker 1>should we have who would fit well with the Brooklyn boys?

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<v Speaker 1>You know who does fit well already from listening to

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<v Speaker 1>the past episode. Um, and if you didn't hear, but

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<v Speaker 1>if you heard these episodes and didn't hear some of

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<v Speaker 1>the episodes, you have to listen in order. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>they'll forget. We had the fat jew on. He was good.

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<v Speaker 1>We like Sebastian are we are we looking into his

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<v Speaker 1>critical feedback? Yeah? Why not listen? I'm I'm okay with anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are there people out there that are criticizing us? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we got some feedback from a fan as long as

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<v Speaker 1>it's not nasty. No no, no, no, I appreciate constructive criticism.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this is this is their opinion. That's from Sammy

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<v Speaker 1>Sam eighth. She posted this on iTunes back in June.

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<v Speaker 1>She wrote brody and scary. She spelled your name wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's okay. Um oh, that's all right. But if

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<v Speaker 1>she spelled your name wrong, you have to correct her. Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>She spelled your name with one e two rs instead

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<v Speaker 1>of two ease one arm. People do that all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be scary. First of oh she meant, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess she meant. First of First of uh, yeah, First off,

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<v Speaker 1>let me tell you both that I love you, just

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<v Speaker 1>having trouble for first off, I read it wrong. Each

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<v Speaker 1>week is filled with laughs and it makes my job

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<v Speaker 1>a little easier to get through. With that said, every

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<v Speaker 1>episode we get promised more and more and you keep

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<v Speaker 1>failing to deliver. How is that possible? Episode forty, we

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<v Speaker 1>were told that you would be doing two episodes that

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<v Speaker 1>week and it never happened. Sometimes we don't have studio

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<v Speaker 1>time and our goal is to do too, but we

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<v Speaker 1>don't say we're gonna do two knowing we're not going

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<v Speaker 1>to do to. Our goal is to do too, and

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes we can't get the studio. We're going to get

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<v Speaker 1>two on in a week. Each episode, Brody uh keeps

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<v Speaker 1>promising more and more rants. He never does that not true.

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<v Speaker 1>Now if I promise the rant, like I might say, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a rant coming up of a and then

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<v Speaker 1>we do an hour and a half podcast that's still

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<v Speaker 1>what we believe is entertaining and we don't get to

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<v Speaker 1>the rant. I do it the next week. Listen. We

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate Sammy sam that she wants to hear it. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a good sign. I keep listening because he build suspense

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<v Speaker 1>by talking about them and then saying I will save

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<v Speaker 1>that until next episode. So I too, came next episode

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<v Speaker 1>to be I'm gonna be tuning in only for that. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I really want to give you stars

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<v Speaker 1>because you are worth it. But until you do as

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<v Speaker 1>you say, I'm sorry. I'll have to keep it at

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<v Speaker 1>three stars. Three we are not a three even at

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<v Speaker 1>that with those complaints. Those gripes were not a three

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<v Speaker 1>star podcast. It's at least four. Well. The good news

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<v Speaker 1>is Sammy Sam likesis, so you know, how do you

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<v Speaker 1>even rate? This is why I have a problem with

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<v Speaker 1>reviews on Yelp and all these services, and you know Google,

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<v Speaker 1>Google ratings. It sucks to me that that there's no

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<v Speaker 1>there's no barometer. What's the real barometers. I'm gonna jump

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<v Speaker 1>ahead to my unused jokes from the show because it

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<v Speaker 1>falls in line what you were talking about. The show

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<v Speaker 1>was talking Elvis Stray Morning Show was talking about Amazon

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<v Speaker 1>reviews and you know how realistic they are, how legit

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<v Speaker 1>they are. And I said, well, I looked up on

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<v Speaker 1>Yelp and Yelp gives Amazon reviews four stars. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>joke within a joke, right, But but do you see

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<v Speaker 1>where I'm coming from, Brody. I mean, it's like all

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<v Speaker 1>those Yelp reviews where they the service was off, so

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<v Speaker 1>they go from five stars to one star. But you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't talk about the food, like the food was great. Stars.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't let us know stars, I'm talking about Yelp reviews.

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<v Speaker 1>Seventy seven is the first time around, No, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>But what I'm saying is this is why you can't

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<v Speaker 1>really lend credence to the star to the stars, because

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<v Speaker 1>then all of a sudden you have a collection of

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<v Speaker 1>that the average, and something might be average that three

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<v Speaker 1>point seven when you have like four point eight stars

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<v Speaker 1>because all those assholes took all the points off. Sammy,

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<v Speaker 1>Sam is not not what the words you just you

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<v Speaker 1>know I'm not talking about. I'm talking now. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>back to, wellcome back to like product reviews and consumer

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<v Speaker 1>reviews on food for like, right with restaurants, it resonates

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<v Speaker 1>with me because I know when a restaurant's quality when

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<v Speaker 1>it's being written up by several critics, when several places

0:12:08.960 --> 0:12:12.839
<v Speaker 1>by several forms something the food, the food an amazing review,

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<v Speaker 1>and all of a sudden you go to Yelp and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a point and a half lower. Because well,

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't appreciate when people give one star. They'll

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<v Speaker 1>say I ordered delivering it, it was late one star. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>That's where that's what I'm talking About's not if you

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<v Speaker 1>ordered from there four times it was late four times,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to give him one star review. I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you like, oh, I went in and the

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<v Speaker 1>hostess was rude, that doesn't have The thing is that

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't speak to the quality of the food. Now, if

0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:42.480
<v Speaker 1>I went to the manager the manager was rude about

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<v Speaker 1>the hostess, then I will go all right, But you

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<v Speaker 1>want to you want to be able to go in

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<v Speaker 1>the experience. You want to be able to know about

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<v Speaker 1>the food. I want to know am I eating good?

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<v Speaker 1>Or am I gonna be in the fucking crap. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>what I would say, Like, I want to know, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to know the quality. Here's what Yelp should do,

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<v Speaker 1>Like the gat does. Yelp should have a service rating

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<v Speaker 1>and a food rating. Right, Like, if I get Chinese

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<v Speaker 1>take out, I want to see four stars on the food,

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<v Speaker 1>two stars on delivery. There's a lot of times I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to pick it up. I don't care the delivery,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. That's what I'm saying. So I went to

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<v Speaker 1>a place recently and I had to read all the

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<v Speaker 1>reviews and it was like it was like three stars,

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<v Speaker 1>two and a half stars. I'm like, Chinese takeout, if

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<v Speaker 1>it gets two and half stars, that means the food

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<v Speaker 1>is pretty bad. So I look at all the reviews,

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<v Speaker 1>great food, best food, great food, yeah, solid, low maine whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>And I look at all the bad reviews. It's all

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<v Speaker 1>deliveries exactly. So go pick up the food and you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna eat the great food. But the thing is but

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<v Speaker 1>just glossing, like just like just kind of non strokes,

0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:44.800
<v Speaker 1>broad strokes over these over these menu you know, over

0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:48.439
<v Speaker 1>these restaurants, you're not really like you're not You're not

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<v Speaker 1>getting them the full effect you. I want to know

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<v Speaker 1>the quality, the quality. So for Sammy Sam, right, Sammy Sam, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>this is this great me right back. I'm gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>a really good rant on Chinese food delivery later in

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast, just for Sammy, said Sammy, Sam, coming up,

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<v Speaker 1>huge Chinese food. Chinese food delivery coming up for you, Sammy, Sam.

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<v Speaker 1>You just reminded me terrible experience this week. But please

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<v Speaker 1>don't take points away, major points and give it one

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<v Speaker 1>star if the food is awesome at a place because

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<v Speaker 1>someone like me, or just gloss over it then and

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<v Speaker 1>be like, ah, I guess the food sucks here. But

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<v Speaker 1>the food is great, but your service sucked. That's it

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<v Speaker 1>I have to say about that. Now here's what I

0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:34.920
<v Speaker 1>didn't get this. This is a four star review, four

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<v Speaker 1>to five stars for what from Jacalob which I'm assuming

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<v Speaker 1>they're a fan from the old show says totally honest

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<v Speaker 1>and real greatest podcast I must listen. Have been a

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<v Speaker 1>fan from episode zero? Now does that sound like a

0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:50.560
<v Speaker 1>four out of five star review? That sounds like a

0:14:50.640 --> 0:14:54.560
<v Speaker 1>five out of five to minute. Okay, fall? So what

0:14:54.760 --> 0:14:59.000
<v Speaker 1>the fall? So what what is that? Say? Let's let's

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<v Speaker 1>analyze it. Let's let's read throw totally honest and real. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that we brought ourselves in that greatest podcast, the greatest podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait now I must listen exclamation point. Have been a

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<v Speaker 1>fan from episode zero perfect? Where is the room for improvement?

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<v Speaker 1>The Greatest Podcast? And what do they go? What do

0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:25.600
<v Speaker 1>they continue to say? That's it? Maybe maybe their finger

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<v Speaker 1>was fat and they hit the wrong button. They kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like kind of nudged the wrong button. That's whoops.

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<v Speaker 1>And there there there their thumb went to the left

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<v Speaker 1>instead of the right. I don't know what's going on there.

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<v Speaker 1>Something the other four star reviews, Yeah, there's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of Yeah, I would have kiss our own ass. No,

0:15:42.200 --> 0:15:43.960
<v Speaker 1>there's other reviews that are really good. Let's see I

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<v Speaker 1>think I no, no, not reading that one. Uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let me see. These are some good ones. And where

0:15:48.480 --> 0:15:54.280
<v Speaker 1>where is this on iTunes? iTunes? Uh? Five stars from

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<v Speaker 1>Sweet Symphony. You don't have to read the good ones.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't need to stroke ourselves. I just want know

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<v Speaker 1>where we have to get better? Well, how about I

0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:03.960
<v Speaker 1>can't even read this person's name. It's like me and

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of numbers. I've listened to them all parentheses

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<v Speaker 1>in order. And episode forty six with Michael report is best, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it is best? That must be like, uh the first

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<v Speaker 1>Ladies campaign be best, It's best best, best is best.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't argue with that. But that person game is

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<v Speaker 1>five stars? Didn't write is best? Three stars? Yeah, jack alive?

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<v Speaker 1>What the f? Yeah? That happened to me on eBay

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, you know, somebody said this guy was

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<v Speaker 1>the best awesome quick service pro to deal with, and

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<v Speaker 1>then they give me one star for what it was

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<v Speaker 1>a mistake. Oh ebaya, great ship, you know, fast chipper, everything,

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing, great communication, one star I got totally

0:16:50.320 --> 0:16:52.560
<v Speaker 1>lowered my rating. I got it. Well that that that's

0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:54.440
<v Speaker 1>on the service as long as they give you a

0:16:54.480 --> 0:16:58.800
<v Speaker 1>positive people when you look at the positive feedback. Yeah, anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>f m um, so I shipped my pants the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>Which reason was this? Which one? Well, I didn't ship

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<v Speaker 1>my pants. This is the email you got. I explain

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<v Speaker 1>this email again? Should we just should just go right?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna read the email as it came into this picture.

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<v Speaker 1>Just minding your own business at nine o'clock in the

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<v Speaker 1>morning at the radio station, and all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>this random email comes in and in the subject line

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<v Speaker 1>of the email is one of my passwords that I

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<v Speaker 1>used to use, and I've used it at the time

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<v Speaker 1>for I've changed it since. Yes, my password is in

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<v Speaker 1>the subject line of the email, so you know that

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<v Speaker 1>this is going to get my attention. And the person writes,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get straight to the point. I do know that

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<v Speaker 1>blank is your password, they repeated, More to the point,

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<v Speaker 1>I know your secret, and I have proof of it.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know me personally, and no and no one

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<v Speaker 1>employed me to look into you. It's just your hard

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<v Speaker 1>luck that I discovered your blunder. Well, I placed a

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<v Speaker 1>malware on the adult videos and sex sites and all

0:18:11.280 --> 0:18:14.440
<v Speaker 1>the websites that you have fun too, if you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean. While you were watching video clips. Your

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<v Speaker 1>browser started out functioning as a remote desktop with a

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<v Speaker 1>key logger, which provided me accessibility to your display and webcam.

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<v Speaker 1>After that, my software obtained every one of your contacts

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<v Speaker 1>from your social networks as well as mailbox. Now then

0:18:34.400 --> 0:18:38.159
<v Speaker 1>they go on to say that they've created a situation

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<v Speaker 1>where one part displays the video I was watching. The

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<v Speaker 1>second part displays my webcam, and then they go on

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<v Speaker 1>brody to bribe me. They say there are two choices here.

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<v Speaker 1>You could ignore this letter or simply pay me three thousand,

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<v Speaker 1>two hundred dollars an automount, right, which is also yeah

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<v Speaker 1>it's in a weird amount. Yeah. Option want ignore this.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you what is going to happen. If

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<v Speaker 1>you choose this path, I will definitely send your video

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<v Speaker 1>that they made and all of the contents of my webcam,

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<v Speaker 1>which apparently they broke into and offline conversations, and I

0:19:19.640 --> 0:19:24.800
<v Speaker 1>will send it to your entire contact list, including close relatives, coworkers,

0:19:24.840 --> 0:19:26.680
<v Speaker 1>and many others. It will not save you from the

0:19:26.800 --> 0:19:30.280
<v Speaker 1>humiliation that you will feel when friends uncover your dirty

0:19:30.359 --> 0:19:33.720
<v Speaker 1>videos from me. The second option is to pay me

0:19:33.800 --> 0:19:36.720
<v Speaker 1>three thousand, two uh, and then they go on to

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<v Speaker 1>give me instructions that I want to leave it into bitcoin, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and first off, specific or real bitcoin wallet or whatever

0:19:43.320 --> 0:19:46.280
<v Speaker 1>they use. First off, I know you can't reply to them, right,

0:19:46.520 --> 0:19:48.600
<v Speaker 1>but if you could, please let them know I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to see the video, don't don't send it to

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<v Speaker 1>this co worker. And then they give me this ultimatum,

0:19:54.680 --> 0:19:56.600
<v Speaker 1>and they say that I have two days to make

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<v Speaker 1>the payment, and if they don't have the payment in

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<v Speaker 1>forty eight hours, that they are going to go ahead

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<v Speaker 1>and put me on blast. Now, you came in the

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<v Speaker 1>next day to work. You came to my desk and

0:20:06.160 --> 0:20:07.680
<v Speaker 1>you said, look at this. You made me read it,

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<v Speaker 1>and you were shaking. You are well, you obviously was

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about it. So the right because the thing is,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I don't know. The thing that gets me

0:20:17.040 --> 0:20:18.800
<v Speaker 1>is they say that they had control of my webcam,

0:20:18.840 --> 0:20:22.040
<v Speaker 1>which has also control of my microphone. I was more

0:20:22.200 --> 0:20:27.200
<v Speaker 1>concerned with the access to the microphone and conversations. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I do business and not not do my business. I

0:20:31.640 --> 0:20:33.680
<v Speaker 1>don't not Greg t right take ships on the floor.

0:20:33.960 --> 0:20:38.080
<v Speaker 1>I do business. I talk um openly, you know, to

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<v Speaker 1>several companies and people you know about whatever. Mathew co workers,

0:20:43.400 --> 0:20:45.560
<v Speaker 1>and I sit in front of that computer in my

0:20:45.680 --> 0:20:48.840
<v Speaker 1>living room and I edit phone taps. I do another

0:20:48.880 --> 0:20:52.320
<v Speaker 1>podcast with my friend Cheryl plug for speaking volume. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so let me let me back for a second, and

0:20:53.920 --> 0:20:55.680
<v Speaker 1>we see each other on the webcam and we we

0:20:55.840 --> 0:20:57.800
<v Speaker 1>talk offline about what we talk. Do you ever do

0:20:57.840 --> 0:21:00.520
<v Speaker 1>any of that naked. No, you don't sit your own house.

0:21:01.040 --> 0:21:02.760
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I've been there in my T shirt before.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not naked. Okay. So so the first thing I

0:21:05.280 --> 0:21:09.119
<v Speaker 1>said to you was the crux of this email is

0:21:09.240 --> 0:21:12.760
<v Speaker 1>that they have you on your webcam watching porn and

0:21:13.000 --> 0:21:15.520
<v Speaker 1>and diddling yourself. Well, that's what I was afraid of.

0:21:15.640 --> 0:21:17.560
<v Speaker 1>But I didn't do that. No, no, So I said

0:21:18.400 --> 0:21:20.879
<v Speaker 1>have you done that? And your eyes rolled to the

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<v Speaker 1>back of your head like and you looked up like

0:21:22.680 --> 0:21:25.240
<v Speaker 1>you were thinking about it. Yeah you did. You were like,

0:21:26.119 --> 0:21:30.119
<v Speaker 1>I don't think so, but that wasn't then, So no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>And then once you said no, I've definitively I don't

0:21:32.960 --> 0:21:35.760
<v Speaker 1>do that, I said, well, then it's bullshit. And then

0:21:35.760 --> 0:21:37.680
<v Speaker 1>I said that's why I wasn't scared. I'm like, they're

0:21:37.680 --> 0:21:39.800
<v Speaker 1>gonna get a dime out of me because there's nothing.

0:21:40.040 --> 0:21:43.040
<v Speaker 1>But what I was really what I was really afraid of, though, Brodie,

0:21:43.240 --> 0:21:47.840
<v Speaker 1>was the the thought of, like, what did I say

0:21:48.240 --> 0:21:52.200
<v Speaker 1>on that that was you know, on that camera? Because no,

0:21:52.280 --> 0:21:54.399
<v Speaker 1>because the green light is on and and once if

0:21:54.400 --> 0:21:57.199
<v Speaker 1>they have access to the microphone, then they have they

0:21:57.240 --> 0:21:59.680
<v Speaker 1>have access to pretty much me in my apartment being

0:21:59.760 --> 0:22:02.359
<v Speaker 1>me and that's the kind of ship that bothered. But

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<v Speaker 1>then I listen, dude, if you're asking if I've ever

0:22:04.320 --> 0:22:06.480
<v Speaker 1>jacked off on my camera, I've never done that. I don't.

0:22:06.760 --> 0:22:09.200
<v Speaker 1>I could definitely tell you just put that into people's minds.

0:22:09.280 --> 0:22:11.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, but I've never done it. Okay, I've never

0:22:11.760 --> 0:22:14.000
<v Speaker 1>done I said, that's never been me in my life.

0:22:14.080 --> 0:22:16.879
<v Speaker 1>But then, but your but your your computer is in

0:22:16.960 --> 0:22:19.119
<v Speaker 1>your living room, right. The thing that got me slow,

0:22:19.280 --> 0:22:21.560
<v Speaker 1>that made me slow my speech and be like, wait

0:22:21.640 --> 0:22:24.639
<v Speaker 1>a second, is did I go to any adult sites?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? Have I checked out? Because you know, for

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<v Speaker 1>the show for research whatever research, or people know we

0:22:30.359 --> 0:22:34.040
<v Speaker 1>would research in case Elvis decides to talk about straight porn.

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<v Speaker 1>You accepted it out. No, but there are times where

0:22:37.520 --> 0:22:40.119
<v Speaker 1>you know, people say click this link, or you know,

0:22:40.240 --> 0:22:42.879
<v Speaker 1>my buddies will send me a filthy video like you

0:22:43.840 --> 0:22:46.080
<v Speaker 1>with a meme or something crazy. You know that, all

0:22:46.160 --> 0:22:49.320
<v Speaker 1>that stuff that says. But then s f W. That

0:22:49.359 --> 0:22:52.840
<v Speaker 1>surprised me. So I said, your webcam is in your

0:22:52.840 --> 0:22:54.439
<v Speaker 1>bedroom and you said, no, it's in my living room,

0:22:54.680 --> 0:22:57.960
<v Speaker 1>living room. So I said, maybe, I said, have you

0:22:58.040 --> 0:22:59.680
<v Speaker 1>ever had sex in front of the camera, like in

0:22:59.720 --> 0:23:03.119
<v Speaker 1>the living room? And you swore to me, swore to me,

0:23:03.480 --> 0:23:05.159
<v Speaker 1>you have never had sex in the living room of

0:23:05.200 --> 0:23:08.840
<v Speaker 1>your apartment. I have not. How is that possible? Because

0:23:09.000 --> 0:23:15.160
<v Speaker 1>my couch is like cost too much money. That's expensive, dude.

0:23:15.320 --> 0:23:17.280
<v Speaker 1>Come on now, dude, if your girlfriend was all hot

0:23:17.320 --> 0:23:19.879
<v Speaker 1>and heavy all over you on the couch, you'd be like, uh,

0:23:20.080 --> 0:23:22.119
<v Speaker 1>let's go to the cheap bed because this couch is

0:23:22.160 --> 0:23:25.080
<v Speaker 1>too nice, because I have a tempera pedic mattress in there.

0:23:25.080 --> 0:23:29.320
<v Speaker 1>It's more. It's just as expensive. Not a sponsor. Not

0:23:29.520 --> 0:23:33.680
<v Speaker 1>a sponsor. If you mentioned what you bought that bed from. Not,

0:23:34.160 --> 0:23:35.639
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna do it. Not. I don't want to

0:23:35.680 --> 0:23:37.480
<v Speaker 1>hit a jingle. Not in the mood to do the jingle. Okay,

0:23:37.560 --> 0:23:40.440
<v Speaker 1>but you won't have sex on your couch because it's expensive.

0:23:41.200 --> 0:23:43.800
<v Speaker 1>It's leather, you can wipe everything all. I'm not. It's disgusting.

0:23:43.880 --> 0:23:46.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I've never been. I'm a traditional guy.

0:23:46.840 --> 0:23:51.479
<v Speaker 1>I'm very missionary. That's it. I'm a very traditionary traditional tradition.

0:23:52.440 --> 0:23:58.800
<v Speaker 1>That's a missionary position. Traditional people. I'm traditionary hashteg tradition. No,

0:23:59.320 --> 0:24:03.000
<v Speaker 1>so you you're not your doggy style. But the thing

0:24:03.160 --> 0:24:05.160
<v Speaker 1>is I just I don't get busy in my living

0:24:05.520 --> 0:24:14.040
<v Speaker 1>so I could I could none of it. I have

0:24:14.119 --> 0:24:16.320
<v Speaker 1>a fucking balcony and I've never used it to its fullest.

0:24:16.320 --> 0:24:18.000
<v Speaker 1>Six way a minute. When you go to a hotel though,

0:24:18.560 --> 0:24:23.639
<v Speaker 1>no really, I'm traditional, Yeah, but your girlfriend seems everything

0:24:23.680 --> 0:24:27.240
<v Speaker 1>else is non tradition. Everything else is filthy, Your shower's filthy.

0:24:27.560 --> 0:24:29.600
<v Speaker 1>The story then on the floor of the rugs and

0:24:29.720 --> 0:24:33.560
<v Speaker 1>stuff and no whatever, But that's not the point. Well, yes,

0:24:33.640 --> 0:24:39.520
<v Speaker 1>it's the point to bow. I don't know. Why don't

0:24:39.520 --> 0:24:42.920
<v Speaker 1>anyone want to swing with you from two weeks ago?

0:24:43.040 --> 0:24:45.960
<v Speaker 1>Imagine you were swinging with those people were like, let's

0:24:46.000 --> 0:24:47.320
<v Speaker 1>do it in the hot tub, and you're like, yeah,

0:24:47.400 --> 0:24:50.600
<v Speaker 1>let's go to the bed missionary, but your wife listen,

0:24:51.240 --> 0:24:52.800
<v Speaker 1>let's can we get back on track? Yeah, yeah, back

0:24:52.840 --> 0:24:57.479
<v Speaker 1>on track. So the point of my story was, um,

0:24:57.680 --> 0:25:00.320
<v Speaker 1>I didn't I knew that I had nothing dead, nothing

0:25:00.440 --> 0:25:03.720
<v Speaker 1>on me except for maybe we'll wait a second, what

0:25:03.840 --> 0:25:05.800
<v Speaker 1>if they have access to all the files in my computer?

0:25:06.200 --> 0:25:08.879
<v Speaker 1>And who knows what's in my computer? And again again

0:25:09.119 --> 0:25:11.960
<v Speaker 1>going back to your stuff having sex, not video of me,

0:25:12.640 --> 0:25:15.240
<v Speaker 1>but but any anything that I might have like downloaded

0:25:15.280 --> 0:25:18.960
<v Speaker 1>accidentally the guy sent you and the guys serious would

0:25:18.960 --> 0:25:21.199
<v Speaker 1>have sent you. But that's normal. We all we all

0:25:21.240 --> 0:25:23.719
<v Speaker 1>got stuff that's not safe for work. You never sent

0:25:23.800 --> 0:25:26.520
<v Speaker 1>me anything. I'll put you on my list so I

0:25:26.720 --> 0:25:29.800
<v Speaker 1>know way to find adult content. Thank you. We got groups.

0:25:30.280 --> 0:25:32.080
<v Speaker 1>My friends and I have a group chat going on,

0:25:32.240 --> 0:25:35.080
<v Speaker 1>and sometimes they send like memes and stuff that is

0:25:35.119 --> 0:25:39.080
<v Speaker 1>completely like not not savory at as necessarily nu to

0:25:39.200 --> 0:25:42.119
<v Speaker 1>who sends the porn anymore? Because what if it was

0:25:42.240 --> 0:25:44.800
<v Speaker 1>some so what if it was some some off color

0:25:44.960 --> 0:25:48.359
<v Speaker 1>something that somebody sent me and then and then that's excusable.

0:25:48.640 --> 0:25:51.359
<v Speaker 1>No it's not. But the point is this. I just

0:25:51.560 --> 0:25:55.600
<v Speaker 1>felt betrayed. I felt like I was violated. Then what

0:25:55.720 --> 0:25:58.399
<v Speaker 1>you went you went to and violated for that? Went

0:25:59.840 --> 0:26:02.159
<v Speaker 1>I of the I T guys, and he's telling me like,

0:26:02.480 --> 0:26:05.600
<v Speaker 1>look scary, you know this password and you know this

0:26:05.720 --> 0:26:07.520
<v Speaker 1>could be a breach of anything. They could have your

0:26:07.880 --> 0:26:10.639
<v Speaker 1>you know your Apple I and all this stuff, and

0:26:11.359 --> 0:26:15.840
<v Speaker 1>it was. It was brutal. So I started changing my

0:26:15.960 --> 0:26:18.800
<v Speaker 1>password and name and everywhere everywhere I went, right did?

0:26:18.880 --> 0:26:22.639
<v Speaker 1>I changed everything? Brody and Elvis. I even told Elvis

0:26:22.640 --> 0:26:26.680
<v Speaker 1>and he goes, dude, you gotta call the FBI. Yeah, so, UM.

0:26:26.800 --> 0:26:29.000
<v Speaker 1>I later that day, and by the way, this is

0:26:29.080 --> 0:26:32.320
<v Speaker 1>now a public service to everybody listening to this podcast. Um,

0:26:32.800 --> 0:26:34.679
<v Speaker 1>not just two long winded stories. So I could hear

0:26:35.000 --> 0:26:38.359
<v Speaker 1>myself speak. UM. I spoke to the FBI, UM, and

0:26:38.440 --> 0:26:41.399
<v Speaker 1>the woman on the other line after I started reading

0:26:41.480 --> 0:26:44.879
<v Speaker 1>her the email of the letter, she started quoting the

0:26:45.040 --> 0:26:47.920
<v Speaker 1>letter and reading ahead for me. They had gotten the

0:26:47.960 --> 0:26:52.359
<v Speaker 1>exact same as if to say, we've get thousands of

0:26:52.400 --> 0:26:54.959
<v Speaker 1>these every day. Can I tell you if I might

0:26:55.000 --> 0:26:57.800
<v Speaker 1>add something. Anytime you get a virus pop up on

0:26:57.880 --> 0:27:01.040
<v Speaker 1>your computer, like send money to the Russians for ten

0:27:01.400 --> 0:27:04.920
<v Speaker 1>dollars and it's in Russian, I've gotten that, um. Or

0:27:04.960 --> 0:27:06.639
<v Speaker 1>if you get any kind of like pop up virus

0:27:06.720 --> 0:27:09.440
<v Speaker 1>that says send money or your thing, all you have

0:27:09.600 --> 0:27:13.119
<v Speaker 1>to do is take the words and google them. And

0:27:13.359 --> 0:27:14.920
<v Speaker 1>I later found if you would have just taken that

0:27:15.080 --> 0:27:18.359
<v Speaker 1>email and popped it in and googled those words, you

0:27:18.400 --> 0:27:21.359
<v Speaker 1>would have seen typical scam blah blah blah. Right, So

0:27:21.480 --> 0:27:24.600
<v Speaker 1>the FBI person said, look, um, this is what's going on.

0:27:25.440 --> 0:27:27.880
<v Speaker 1>You know some suckers somewhere send that present money. Well,

0:27:27.920 --> 0:27:29.560
<v Speaker 1>that's what the FBI told me. They said that that

0:27:29.840 --> 0:27:33.000
<v Speaker 1>this bitcoin wallet or whatever is up to four hundred

0:27:33.119 --> 0:27:37.200
<v Speaker 1>eighty five thousand dollars, and the scam was only noticed

0:27:37.240 --> 0:27:39.600
<v Speaker 1>and uncovered. It's only been known for like two or

0:27:39.640 --> 0:27:44.840
<v Speaker 1>three weeks, So in three weeks it's gotten a lot

0:27:44.920 --> 0:27:49.160
<v Speaker 1>of traction, and it's gotten a lot of people really flustered,

0:27:50.080 --> 0:27:53.440
<v Speaker 1>so much so that they are they believe it, because

0:27:53.440 --> 0:27:56.200
<v Speaker 1>I gotta tell you, as I'm standing here, I don't

0:27:56.520 --> 0:27:59.639
<v Speaker 1>I don't fucking fall for the bullshit. Oh there's up there.

0:27:59.760 --> 0:28:03.120
<v Speaker 1>You know you won money in this this lottery or hey,

0:28:03.240 --> 0:28:05.879
<v Speaker 1>here's a free cruise click here, or or some some

0:28:06.200 --> 0:28:08.840
<v Speaker 1>some prints from Dubai wants to give me his wealth.

0:28:09.800 --> 0:28:11.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't fall for any of that ship. But this

0:28:12.440 --> 0:28:17.919
<v Speaker 1>fucking email looked legit. If there's four five thou dollars

0:28:18.000 --> 0:28:26.280
<v Speaker 1>in that account, how many people? So the FBI people said, look, um,

0:28:26.520 --> 0:28:28.800
<v Speaker 1>it's a problem. But you realize not only the stupid

0:28:29.840 --> 0:28:33.359
<v Speaker 1>they have jerking off in front of their work, that

0:28:33.680 --> 0:28:35.440
<v Speaker 1>I thought the same thing, because you know, it's not

0:28:35.560 --> 0:28:37.120
<v Speaker 1>like one of those scams where the old lady gives

0:28:37.200 --> 0:28:39.640
<v Speaker 1>up her all her money that she saved, and she right,

0:28:39.960 --> 0:28:43.600
<v Speaker 1>because in order for you to pay this money. You

0:28:43.760 --> 0:28:46.280
<v Speaker 1>have to know for a fact you're whacking at to

0:28:46.320 --> 0:28:49.080
<v Speaker 1>pour in front of your webcam. That's why God created

0:28:49.160 --> 0:28:51.800
<v Speaker 1>duct tape. You put duct tape over your webcam, or

0:28:51.880 --> 0:28:54.280
<v Speaker 1>so I've read. I gotta say shout out to Sam,

0:28:55.120 --> 0:29:00.240
<v Speaker 1>Sam Coppolino producers. Sam. Yeah, I told her this. Sorry,

0:29:00.400 --> 0:29:03.560
<v Speaker 1>her jaw dropped. She went out and she've seen that video.

0:29:03.600 --> 0:29:08.400
<v Speaker 1>By the way. She bought these little um these little

0:29:08.560 --> 0:29:13.600
<v Speaker 1>webcam uh slots. They're actually um, they're windows uh and

0:29:13.680 --> 0:29:17.120
<v Speaker 1>they affixed to your webcam. They come in packs of six.

0:29:17.480 --> 0:29:21.640
<v Speaker 1>They're cheap, and they affix to your computer and not

0:29:21.760 --> 0:29:24.440
<v Speaker 1>a sponsor. Not a sponsor they should be though, And

0:29:24.560 --> 0:29:27.920
<v Speaker 1>they affix to your computer. And then you could slide

0:29:27.960 --> 0:29:30.600
<v Speaker 1>the window open and close and it's neat and it's

0:29:30.640 --> 0:29:32.880
<v Speaker 1>not it's not duct tape, which is messy and sticky.

0:29:32.960 --> 0:29:36.040
<v Speaker 1>This this is an actual permanent fixture on your webcam.

0:29:36.120 --> 0:29:38.200
<v Speaker 1>So you could slide the window closing. You don't want

0:29:38.280 --> 0:29:41.160
<v Speaker 1>the webcam, so if you need to cover up your webcam,

0:29:41.640 --> 0:29:45.840
<v Speaker 1>it's already messy and sticky. But I will say this now,

0:29:46.000 --> 0:29:48.040
<v Speaker 1>so so all these people are falling for it. So

0:29:48.240 --> 0:29:50.560
<v Speaker 1>if you are one of these people that have gotten

0:29:50.640 --> 0:29:54.080
<v Speaker 1>this email. It's a scam that's less than number one.

0:29:54.120 --> 0:29:57.160
<v Speaker 1>Number two with your freehand. Don't reply to it, and

0:29:57.280 --> 0:30:01.040
<v Speaker 1>you're the number two. You definitely want take the words

0:30:01.280 --> 0:30:04.520
<v Speaker 1>of the email and google it. Put it in Google Search,

0:30:04.640 --> 0:30:09.800
<v Speaker 1>and you'll see several articles come up with that this

0:30:09.960 --> 0:30:13.400
<v Speaker 1>guy got your password doesn't mean he has porn. He

0:30:13.520 --> 0:30:15.959
<v Speaker 1>makes it very technical sounding so that you're like, oh,

0:30:16.080 --> 0:30:18.800
<v Speaker 1>he's got keystrokes and malware, and he does all. I'll

0:30:18.800 --> 0:30:23.280
<v Speaker 1>give you some key strokes. And then finally, and then finally,

0:30:23.760 --> 0:30:26.640
<v Speaker 1>we found out that this particular scam that's going around

0:30:27.040 --> 0:30:30.840
<v Speaker 1>is specifically from the LinkedIn password dump of two thousand sixteen,

0:30:31.320 --> 0:30:34.840
<v Speaker 1>which means, by the way, the password dump. I saw

0:30:34.880 --> 0:30:39.280
<v Speaker 1>that movie as well. Was it great? All the hyo?

0:30:39.880 --> 0:30:41.920
<v Speaker 1>But yes, so yeah. So if you are a linked

0:30:41.960 --> 0:30:44.000
<v Speaker 1>In person and you were asked to change your password recently,

0:30:44.040 --> 0:30:46.360
<v Speaker 1>like I was, and that's another reason I don't use LinkedIn,

0:30:46.560 --> 0:30:49.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm linked out, You're done. Don't hit me off. I'm

0:30:49.400 --> 0:30:51.800
<v Speaker 1>not gonna no. I don't want your professional contacts. You

0:30:51.880 --> 0:30:53.760
<v Speaker 1>have people that ask you for LinkedIn to join your

0:30:53.800 --> 0:30:55.320
<v Speaker 1>link I think I pitched about this in an earlier

0:30:55.320 --> 0:30:58.560
<v Speaker 1>episode listen in order, you know. All right, well there

0:30:58.600 --> 0:31:00.600
<v Speaker 1>you go. But yes, LinkedIn, So if you're a linked

0:31:00.640 --> 0:31:03.400
<v Speaker 1>in person, I can't help you. You don't link with me,

0:31:03.720 --> 0:31:05.720
<v Speaker 1>There's nothing I can do for you. So they took

0:31:05.760 --> 0:31:07.959
<v Speaker 1>those millions of passwords on LinkedIn and they put them

0:31:08.000 --> 0:31:10.840
<v Speaker 1>on a public website, and then people started getting all

0:31:10.880 --> 0:31:13.880
<v Speaker 1>the names and passwords. So that's how this happened. Yeah,

0:31:14.080 --> 0:31:17.200
<v Speaker 1>that's it. I'm good. All right there pretty distraction. Okay.

0:31:17.320 --> 0:31:20.880
<v Speaker 1>I got pneumonia. I was wheezing a coffin last week.

0:31:20.960 --> 0:31:23.280
<v Speaker 1>The week before I had a test x ray. Yes,

0:31:23.320 --> 0:31:25.520
<v Speaker 1>that is it called is it walking pneumonia? And boogie

0:31:25.520 --> 0:31:27.800
<v Speaker 1>woogie flute. I'm not going there. Well that's the song.

0:31:27.880 --> 0:31:30.240
<v Speaker 1>It's an old song. No I have I have something.

0:31:30.240 --> 0:31:32.160
<v Speaker 1>I haven't waiting for my doctor to call me. I

0:31:32.200 --> 0:31:34.120
<v Speaker 1>told him to call me after twelve noon today, which

0:31:34.160 --> 0:31:36.560
<v Speaker 1>is soon, and I said, give me an update because

0:31:36.560 --> 0:31:38.760
<v Speaker 1>the x ray was yesterday at like five o'clock. So

0:31:38.800 --> 0:31:41.520
<v Speaker 1>they said, your doctor will have the results. Okay, So

0:31:42.040 --> 0:31:44.520
<v Speaker 1>if you do have it, I gotta take a certain

0:31:44.600 --> 0:31:46.520
<v Speaker 1>medicine that gets the water at the lungs and then

0:31:46.560 --> 0:31:49.080
<v Speaker 1>I got I gotta take probiotics. Because I took so

0:31:49.120 --> 0:31:51.880
<v Speaker 1>many antibiotics for no reason. Right now, I feel like,

0:31:52.920 --> 0:31:56.560
<v Speaker 1>now is it contagious? You know, you seem very concerned scary,

0:31:57.560 --> 0:31:59.800
<v Speaker 1>which reminds me. I don't know if I mentioned this

0:32:00.000 --> 0:32:02.720
<v Speaker 1>another podcast, but I mentioned again. You came to my

0:32:02.880 --> 0:32:11.160
<v Speaker 1>desk last week. I was that that was real. And

0:32:11.240 --> 0:32:13.200
<v Speaker 1>I was at my desk last week. I was even

0:32:13.200 --> 0:32:15.520
<v Speaker 1>worse than this week, and I was hacking up a lung.

0:32:16.120 --> 0:32:18.120
<v Speaker 1>And you want my desk is the first desk when

0:32:18.160 --> 0:32:20.560
<v Speaker 1>you walk into the morning show offices. I got the window,

0:32:20.680 --> 0:32:22.640
<v Speaker 1>and I'm closest to the door. I got the hot spot.

0:32:23.600 --> 0:32:26.239
<v Speaker 1>You walked in, and you looked at me and you went,

0:32:26.440 --> 0:32:30.640
<v Speaker 1>Brodie okay? And I was coughing. I stopped coughing and

0:32:30.760 --> 0:32:32.960
<v Speaker 1>turned my head to look. You had already turned around

0:32:33.000 --> 0:32:35.760
<v Speaker 1>and walking away down the hallway. You didn't even wait

0:32:35.800 --> 0:32:40.440
<v Speaker 1>for my answer. That's such compassion. How did I say it?

0:32:40.880 --> 0:32:44.320
<v Speaker 1>You said, broody? Are you okay? And then you walked out.

0:32:45.480 --> 0:32:48.000
<v Speaker 1>You don't want an answer. That was the equivalent of going, hey,

0:32:48.040 --> 0:32:49.840
<v Speaker 1>how are you doing? You don't really care how I'm doing.

0:32:50.120 --> 0:32:52.400
<v Speaker 1>It's like a greeting. You wanted the credit for asking

0:32:52.440 --> 0:32:54.080
<v Speaker 1>me how I was doing, but you don't really care

0:32:54.120 --> 0:32:55.600
<v Speaker 1>how I was doing? Well. I wanted to know a lot,

0:32:55.640 --> 0:32:58.080
<v Speaker 1>But Brodie, how are you doing? Meaning like, all right,

0:32:58.160 --> 0:33:02.160
<v Speaker 1>you're still alive, you're heartbeat, you're good, Okay, I'm out.

0:33:02.680 --> 0:33:05.720
<v Speaker 1>I never answered you. What were you gonna start telling

0:33:05.760 --> 0:33:08.240
<v Speaker 1>me your alments? Right then? And there? You said, am

0:33:08.280 --> 0:33:11.200
<v Speaker 1>I okay? You said are you okay? Yeah? You didn't

0:33:11.200 --> 0:33:14.480
<v Speaker 1>say hey, Brodie. It sucks because you didn't say I'm

0:33:14.520 --> 0:33:17.160
<v Speaker 1>sorry you're not feeling good? You said are you okay?

0:33:17.520 --> 0:33:20.360
<v Speaker 1>That requires an answer. My response at that point was

0:33:24.800 --> 0:33:28.280
<v Speaker 1>and then you were going, so what am I supposed

0:33:28.280 --> 0:33:30.320
<v Speaker 1>to do? Okay? What if? Okay, let's let's walk. Do

0:33:30.440 --> 0:33:33.240
<v Speaker 1>you are a phony Hollywood type? That's bullshit that you

0:33:33.280 --> 0:33:36.280
<v Speaker 1>didn't really care. That's not true. If somebody came to you,

0:33:36.480 --> 0:33:38.520
<v Speaker 1>like down the hall, were like, did you see Brodie's coughing? Haws?

0:33:38.520 --> 0:33:40.840
<v Speaker 1>You doing? You're like, I don't know, Well, you would

0:33:40.840 --> 0:33:44.440
<v Speaker 1>allowed say he's fine, but you're walking. Do you remember

0:33:44.480 --> 0:33:46.720
<v Speaker 1>asking me I do? And do you remember what you

0:33:46.800 --> 0:33:52.320
<v Speaker 1>were thinking as you walked away? That that there was? Yes,

0:33:52.400 --> 0:33:54.440
<v Speaker 1>you weren't thinking about me at all. You are like

0:33:54.840 --> 0:33:58.160
<v Speaker 1>poor guy, You're like oh, I I got credit about

0:33:58.320 --> 0:33:59.760
<v Speaker 1>but there's a list of things to do when you

0:33:59.800 --> 0:34:01.920
<v Speaker 1>walking around here. I got so much going on on

0:34:02.040 --> 0:34:05.280
<v Speaker 1>my plate. There's a lot going on. And then so really,

0:34:05.520 --> 0:34:07.640
<v Speaker 1>did you were a part of my checklist? Would you

0:34:07.760 --> 0:34:10.600
<v Speaker 1>rather me not ask how you're feeling? Okay? So I

0:34:10.719 --> 0:34:13.280
<v Speaker 1>got up and I followed you. Once I stopped coughing,

0:34:13.320 --> 0:34:15.920
<v Speaker 1>I followed you, and you over by the interns just

0:34:16.000 --> 0:34:18.480
<v Speaker 1>stand around talking. You aren't doing anything you had to do.

0:34:18.520 --> 0:34:20.239
<v Speaker 1>You aren't going to a meeting. You're like, oh, I

0:34:20.280 --> 0:34:22.240
<v Speaker 1>gotta get to do. You're just you're shooting the breeze.

0:34:23.320 --> 0:34:25.960
<v Speaker 1>You're probably asking them questions you didn't if you okay,

0:34:26.000 --> 0:34:28.640
<v Speaker 1>if I asked you again already, how are you doing?

0:34:29.280 --> 0:34:31.880
<v Speaker 1>What are you gonna say? And then what are you

0:34:31.920 --> 0:34:34.399
<v Speaker 1>gonna give? You give me a listen, I'm gonna feel

0:34:34.440 --> 0:34:39.279
<v Speaker 1>like you genuinely cared. How would you respond? It's like

0:34:39.320 --> 0:34:42.120
<v Speaker 1>when you when Gregg Team was having uh an allergic

0:34:42.200 --> 0:34:45.120
<v Speaker 1>reaction to eating an apple and he was choking and

0:34:45.200 --> 0:34:48.279
<v Speaker 1>he needed an EPI pen and you left him. You're like, oh,

0:34:48.360 --> 0:34:50.959
<v Speaker 1>he's probably faking it, and you left him. You walked away.

0:34:51.560 --> 0:34:54.880
<v Speaker 1>The boy who Cried Wolf okay, crying wolf, his face exploded,

0:34:54.920 --> 0:34:57.839
<v Speaker 1>if it doubled in size, his throat was closing up.

0:34:58.160 --> 0:35:02.320
<v Speaker 1>That's something, boy, cried wolf. That's the boy I gotta

0:35:02.320 --> 0:35:05.320
<v Speaker 1>tell you, Brodie, Greg dealing with Greg Tea is a

0:35:05.440 --> 0:35:11.200
<v Speaker 1>different animal. And then people, it's about you though it's you.

0:35:11.480 --> 0:35:14.080
<v Speaker 1>Don't You don't genuinely care when you ask people how

0:35:14.120 --> 0:35:17.160
<v Speaker 1>they're doing. But I really do know you're about you.

0:35:17.480 --> 0:35:20.000
<v Speaker 1>And if it, if it fits into dude, if it

0:35:20.040 --> 0:35:21.680
<v Speaker 1>fits into your world, you're all about it. But if

0:35:21.680 --> 0:35:23.520
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't fit into your world, like you never say

0:35:23.520 --> 0:35:25.360
<v Speaker 1>to me, hey, how are your kids doing? Oh? You

0:35:25.400 --> 0:35:27.520
<v Speaker 1>don't leave it for college because you don't because you

0:35:27.560 --> 0:35:30.160
<v Speaker 1>don't talk to them, because you don't talk to them.

0:35:30.200 --> 0:35:32.840
<v Speaker 1>What your daughters leaving for college in two weeks? Is

0:35:32.920 --> 0:35:38.200
<v Speaker 1>she really? How? Where's she moving to college? Where she? Whatever?

0:35:38.239 --> 0:35:43.280
<v Speaker 1>College she's going? Okay, okay, you know how? How is she? Colloguy?

0:35:45.200 --> 0:35:47.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I just don't. You don't talk about

0:35:47.120 --> 0:35:49.120
<v Speaker 1>your family life. You don't offer it, so I don't

0:35:49.640 --> 0:35:51.960
<v Speaker 1>offer it. I don't you have to ask. I can't

0:35:51.960 --> 0:35:54.239
<v Speaker 1>walk if I walk intowe, Hey, scary, how's it going?

0:35:54.600 --> 0:35:58.239
<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you about my daughter in gymnastics today. No, yes,

0:35:58.320 --> 0:36:00.640
<v Speaker 1>what asked me? Because I asked you how you girlfriend's doing?

0:36:01.000 --> 0:36:02.640
<v Speaker 1>I just get you see you going away for the weekend.

0:36:02.680 --> 0:36:05.880
<v Speaker 1>I got are you taking your girlfriend? But that's you

0:36:06.000 --> 0:36:08.400
<v Speaker 1>wanting to live vicariously through me. Now, I don't want

0:36:08.440 --> 0:36:11.000
<v Speaker 1>to have a girlfriend. I have no interest. I'm just

0:36:11.120 --> 0:36:13.719
<v Speaker 1>curious about your life. I'm showing interest in you. But

0:36:13.840 --> 0:36:16.040
<v Speaker 1>I do show interest in you. No, you don't because

0:36:16.040 --> 0:36:17.400
<v Speaker 1>you don't want a wife and kids. So you have

0:36:17.520 --> 0:36:21.200
<v Speaker 1>no interest in my wife and kids. Wow, but that

0:36:21.320 --> 0:36:24.040
<v Speaker 1>all goes back to a brody Okay, out the door.

0:36:24.880 --> 0:36:26.600
<v Speaker 1>How are you? How are you feeling, Bertie? If I

0:36:26.719 --> 0:36:29.040
<v Speaker 1>told you what college my daughter went to, I'd be like, oh,

0:36:29.160 --> 0:36:33.279
<v Speaker 1>she goes. Oh that's great. Anyway, what I mean, how

0:36:33.320 --> 0:36:36.000
<v Speaker 1>do I how else do I bond with you? Well?

0:36:36.040 --> 0:36:38.120
<v Speaker 1>We bitch about shit, I know what. We we have

0:36:38.200 --> 0:36:40.160
<v Speaker 1>a bond on another level. I'll tell you how we bond.

0:36:40.680 --> 0:36:42.399
<v Speaker 1>We had a guest on the show two weeks ago,

0:36:42.920 --> 0:36:45.279
<v Speaker 1>and he's a guest. Right, we have guests in the

0:36:45.360 --> 0:36:48.600
<v Speaker 1>studio and you want to be nice to them. You

0:36:48.760 --> 0:36:51.120
<v Speaker 1>definitely don't want to make fun of them. Right, But

0:36:51.360 --> 0:36:55.600
<v Speaker 1>sometimes when I when someone has a name that's clearly funny.

0:36:56.680 --> 0:36:59.920
<v Speaker 1>Privately you want to joke about it. We had a

0:37:00.200 --> 0:37:04.000
<v Speaker 1>very talented singer up here, no disrespect, I'm not bad

0:37:04.080 --> 0:37:07.440
<v Speaker 1>mouthing him, very talented. I was very impressed with how

0:37:07.480 --> 0:37:12.600
<v Speaker 1>good he was. But his name is Jack and his

0:37:12.760 --> 0:37:16.680
<v Speaker 1>last name is Hess jack Hass, jack Hess. But if

0:37:16.719 --> 0:37:19.000
<v Speaker 1>you say it fast, it's jackack ass. But we all,

0:37:19.080 --> 0:37:20.520
<v Speaker 1>we all knew that because we looked at each other.

0:37:22.280 --> 0:37:25.279
<v Speaker 1>His name is Jacks, Like if you're drunk in a

0:37:25.320 --> 0:37:27.200
<v Speaker 1>boy like, by the way, what are you going to

0:37:27.280 --> 0:37:30.680
<v Speaker 1>set concert? Jackass? And by the way, don't you think

0:37:30.719 --> 0:37:32.719
<v Speaker 1>that he gets that all the time? Doesn't you think

0:37:32.760 --> 0:37:35.839
<v Speaker 1>he's aware of that. Here's the thing. If your last

0:37:35.920 --> 0:37:38.400
<v Speaker 1>name is Hess, right, and you're not part of the

0:37:38.480 --> 0:37:41.080
<v Speaker 1>Hess family that has Truck family, they own the Jets

0:37:41.160 --> 0:37:45.239
<v Speaker 1>for many years. If your last name is Hess, your

0:37:45.320 --> 0:37:48.160
<v Speaker 1>father and mother can pretty much name you almost anything

0:37:48.719 --> 0:37:59.600
<v Speaker 1>except Jack. Michael has Robert has, Stephen has Jacks. That's

0:37:59.600 --> 0:38:03.279
<v Speaker 1>the one can't do, the only one you can't do, right.

0:38:03.800 --> 0:38:05.120
<v Speaker 1>I mean, look, if you could think of a worse

0:38:05.239 --> 0:38:08.000
<v Speaker 1>name to put in fund of Hess, then let us

0:38:08.040 --> 0:38:10.080
<v Speaker 1>know tweet us. So that leaves me to believe it

0:38:10.120 --> 0:38:12.640
<v Speaker 1>did it on purpose? Do you think they named their

0:38:12.719 --> 0:38:15.360
<v Speaker 1>kid Jackass on purpose? I mean it would have to be.

0:38:15.719 --> 0:38:17.640
<v Speaker 1>My mom used to be a school teacher. When when

0:38:17.760 --> 0:38:19.640
<v Speaker 1>before I was born and I was a little kid,

0:38:21.040 --> 0:38:23.560
<v Speaker 1>and she had a kid in her class. The parents

0:38:23.719 --> 0:38:27.000
<v Speaker 1>last name was Schwartz, no joke, not a joke, and

0:38:27.560 --> 0:38:31.680
<v Speaker 1>they named their kid Bermuda on purpose, on purpose. They

0:38:31.760 --> 0:38:33.759
<v Speaker 1>named their daughter in her class, the kid's name was

0:38:34.280 --> 0:38:38.799
<v Speaker 1>Bermuda Schwartz. You'll never live that down. You're gonna get

0:38:38.880 --> 0:38:41.880
<v Speaker 1>made fun of class. She had another kid in her class.

0:38:42.640 --> 0:38:44.799
<v Speaker 1>I swear to god, it's not It's not a joke.

0:38:44.880 --> 0:38:50.560
<v Speaker 1>This was so My mom taught in the late late fifties, sixties,

0:38:50.600 --> 0:38:55.439
<v Speaker 1>early sixties. So in the fifties, the first Godzilla movie

0:38:55.480 --> 0:38:59.320
<v Speaker 1>came out right it was actually a Japanese movie, and

0:38:59.400 --> 0:39:01.759
<v Speaker 1>they read dubbed, didn't English, and it had Raymond Burr

0:39:01.800 --> 0:39:03.960
<v Speaker 1>films some scenes in English. To make it look like

0:39:04.040 --> 0:39:06.080
<v Speaker 1>it was our film. I mean, as cheesy as you

0:39:06.120 --> 0:39:09.279
<v Speaker 1>can get. They took Japanese footage over dubbed it and

0:39:09.320 --> 0:39:11.799
<v Speaker 1>then stuck in Raymond Burr, the actor, and had him

0:39:11.840 --> 0:39:15.200
<v Speaker 1>film scenes and changed the entire plot of the movie. Anyway,

0:39:16.360 --> 0:39:20.719
<v Speaker 1>the story goes that the mother of this kid was pregnant, right,

0:39:21.080 --> 0:39:24.000
<v Speaker 1>she's gonna go into labor, but the husband desperately wanted

0:39:24.040 --> 0:39:28.080
<v Speaker 1>to see Godzilla. They took they took her, the pregnant

0:39:28.120 --> 0:39:32.919
<v Speaker 1>wife going into labor to go see Godzilla. She named

0:39:32.920 --> 0:39:36.560
<v Speaker 1>the kid Godzilla. The kid's name was Godzilla. Britt I

0:39:36.640 --> 0:39:40.280
<v Speaker 1>gotta I would imagine at this point god They're probably

0:39:40.320 --> 0:39:45.160
<v Speaker 1>like seventy sixties. I gotta look him up online. But

0:39:45.280 --> 0:39:47.600
<v Speaker 1>these are Sometimes you deliberately name your kids something to

0:39:47.640 --> 0:39:52.320
<v Speaker 1>be spiteful. But who does that serve? That's self serving?

0:39:52.440 --> 0:39:55.000
<v Speaker 1>And it's at the time I mean to me that

0:39:55.280 --> 0:39:58.799
<v Speaker 1>that is Oh my goodness, you're right. No, but you're

0:39:59.000 --> 0:40:01.319
<v Speaker 1>you're not even wife. What are you, sir? You did

0:40:01.400 --> 0:40:06.120
<v Speaker 1>it again? You're right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I know

0:40:06.160 --> 0:40:09.120
<v Speaker 1>you're right. But here's my question about Jack Hess. If

0:40:09.160 --> 0:40:12.920
<v Speaker 1>the kid's name was Jacob, he chose Jack. If his

0:40:13.080 --> 0:40:14.920
<v Speaker 1>name is John because, as you know, Jack, for some

0:40:15.080 --> 0:40:17.640
<v Speaker 1>strange reason, is a nickname for John, like John F. Kennedy,

0:40:17.880 --> 0:40:20.480
<v Speaker 1>people call him Jack. If his name is John Hess

0:40:20.920 --> 0:40:25.160
<v Speaker 1>and he's choosing to be Jackass, something's wrong. Now that

0:40:25.239 --> 0:40:27.880
<v Speaker 1>means he didn't think of it. How do you not

0:40:28.000 --> 0:40:31.719
<v Speaker 1>think of it? I went to Jackass. You see him

0:40:31.719 --> 0:40:35.680
<v Speaker 1>on the street, Jackass. If you see jack right, you're

0:40:35.680 --> 0:40:37.640
<v Speaker 1>walking down the street, you see him. He's a famous guy.

0:40:37.680 --> 0:40:40.000
<v Speaker 1>He's got a couple of hit singles. You love his videos.

0:40:40.400 --> 0:40:44.600
<v Speaker 1>You're a big fan Jackass. Someone's gonna come punch you

0:40:45.320 --> 0:40:51.000
<v Speaker 1>if he doesn't Jackass. Like if his last name was Off,

0:40:51.320 --> 0:40:53.600
<v Speaker 1>if you're last chaos off, you can't name your kid

0:40:53.719 --> 0:40:56.080
<v Speaker 1>jack cannot be jack Off, right, because then you get

0:40:56.120 --> 0:40:57.640
<v Speaker 1>a guy saying he saw you doing it and he

0:40:57.680 --> 0:41:01.400
<v Speaker 1>wants two from you. And by the way, um, but

0:41:01.560 --> 0:41:04.200
<v Speaker 1>check out jack Hass. He's a great singer. We just

0:41:04.320 --> 0:41:06.800
<v Speaker 1>did a nice plug for jack Hass. Not a sponsor.

0:41:07.080 --> 0:41:08.399
<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, you want to you want to plug

0:41:08.520 --> 0:41:12.759
<v Speaker 1>jack Hess. I went to school high school with a

0:41:12.800 --> 0:41:17.040
<v Speaker 1>Perry Winkle, No I did. I don't know the last

0:41:17.120 --> 0:41:19.719
<v Speaker 1>name was Winkle, that there was the Winkle family. Yes,

0:41:19.880 --> 0:41:23.000
<v Speaker 1>and uh the kid. That's funny after the first time

0:41:23.040 --> 0:41:27.640
<v Speaker 1>you hear it, Perry Winkle Berry Winkle's a color. His

0:41:27.760 --> 0:41:30.560
<v Speaker 1>brother was ripped fan. I mean, you know what, I

0:41:30.600 --> 0:41:32.920
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't put it past them, but that's what people are doing.

0:41:33.040 --> 0:41:35.759
<v Speaker 1>Now they're doing now it went to school a while ago, No,

0:41:35.960 --> 0:41:39.040
<v Speaker 1>but now even more. I mean, look at Kim Kardashian West.

0:41:39.920 --> 0:41:43.319
<v Speaker 1>What what one kid's name is North? So it's Northwest.

0:41:43.400 --> 0:41:47.640
<v Speaker 1>That was done on purpose? Well, that was done on purpose? Yes, okay.

0:41:47.680 --> 0:41:50.560
<v Speaker 1>Can I tell another another celebrity story, Yes, that we

0:41:50.600 --> 0:41:55.400
<v Speaker 1>got we moved on from JACKSS. So we had a

0:41:55.440 --> 0:41:58.319
<v Speaker 1>big star in the building, big and we've had them

0:41:58.360 --> 0:41:59.879
<v Speaker 1>on our show, but they weren't on our show this time.

0:42:00.480 --> 0:42:03.000
<v Speaker 1>They were at another radio station down the hall, big star.

0:42:03.680 --> 0:42:05.920
<v Speaker 1>And we know this big star us. He travels with

0:42:06.000 --> 0:42:08.239
<v Speaker 1>a lot of people, a lot of posse, a lot

0:42:08.320 --> 0:42:13.400
<v Speaker 1>of handlers, a lot of makeup people carrying people. You know,

0:42:13.600 --> 0:42:15.279
<v Speaker 1>this person needs a lot of people. Not a problem,

0:42:15.600 --> 0:42:21.120
<v Speaker 1>A problem with that very talented person. So I'm leaving

0:42:21.600 --> 0:42:28.040
<v Speaker 1>to go home, and this person is leaving through the

0:42:28.080 --> 0:42:31.480
<v Speaker 1>freight elevator outside our studios where they take the garbage

0:42:31.520 --> 0:42:34.680
<v Speaker 1>and the and the freight, which goes to a back entrance.

0:42:34.880 --> 0:42:36.399
<v Speaker 1>So if you don't want to be seen, you don't

0:42:36.440 --> 0:42:40.239
<v Speaker 1>get down to regular elevators. But her people went that, oh, har,

0:42:40.320 --> 0:42:43.840
<v Speaker 1>I said, har Her people went down the regular elevators

0:42:43.880 --> 0:42:47.400
<v Speaker 1>with me, right, and I was already on I got

0:42:47.480 --> 0:42:49.560
<v Speaker 1>on the elevator, and then they joined on the elevator,

0:42:49.600 --> 0:42:50.919
<v Speaker 1>so they didn't know that I got onto this floor.

0:42:51.480 --> 0:42:54.000
<v Speaker 1>They kind of ran in the elevator last second, and

0:42:54.080 --> 0:42:58.439
<v Speaker 1>they're talking about her. Did did you see a smile?

0:42:58.480 --> 0:43:00.040
<v Speaker 1>Did you smile? Did you have a good time? You

0:43:00.040 --> 0:43:01.239
<v Speaker 1>think she had a good interview? Do you think she

0:43:01.320 --> 0:43:04.520
<v Speaker 1>liked the interview? I think I started a smile. I

0:43:04.560 --> 0:43:06.600
<v Speaker 1>think she enjoyed it. Yeah, she seemed okay. Did she

0:43:06.600 --> 0:43:08.600
<v Speaker 1>seem okay to you? I think she's okay. Oh god,

0:43:08.600 --> 0:43:10.600
<v Speaker 1>I hope she was okay? Yeah, sind okay. Do you

0:43:10.640 --> 0:43:12.200
<v Speaker 1>think that we did it was okay? Then asked any

0:43:12.280 --> 0:43:14.040
<v Speaker 1>questions she didn't like? Right? No, No, she was fine.

0:43:14.160 --> 0:43:15.879
<v Speaker 1>I think she was fine. Are you sure she was fine?

0:43:16.120 --> 0:43:17.800
<v Speaker 1>Are you sure she was fine? Yeah? I think she

0:43:17.880 --> 0:43:21.040
<v Speaker 1>was fine. Are you sure she was fine? I'm pretty

0:43:21.080 --> 0:43:22.759
<v Speaker 1>sure she was fine. You're pretty sure she was fine.

0:43:22.960 --> 0:43:25.600
<v Speaker 1>Did she smile? You saw a smile? Right? She was happy.

0:43:26.400 --> 0:43:32.759
<v Speaker 1>They were so worried that this person had a good experience. Now,

0:43:32.920 --> 0:43:34.680
<v Speaker 1>part of me was saying, now you can give me

0:43:34.680 --> 0:43:37.560
<v Speaker 1>your opinion. Part of me was saying, these people are

0:43:37.640 --> 0:43:41.360
<v Speaker 1>just really good at making that they're concerned. They're concerned

0:43:41.360 --> 0:43:44.480
<v Speaker 1>about that person, and part of me was thinking, this

0:43:44.680 --> 0:43:48.320
<v Speaker 1>person has them so nervous, that they're so nervous that

0:43:48.480 --> 0:43:51.200
<v Speaker 1>this person was happy that it all went smoothly, that

0:43:51.320 --> 0:43:53.520
<v Speaker 1>they're like on pins and needles. What do you think?

0:43:54.920 --> 0:43:59.200
<v Speaker 1>I think that these people were hired specifically for this job.

0:43:59.400 --> 0:44:03.520
<v Speaker 1>This was in their job description, and their sole focused

0:44:03.640 --> 0:44:06.600
<v Speaker 1>in their job is to make sure that this person

0:44:06.719 --> 0:44:11.719
<v Speaker 1>is happy. So if she's not happy, they didn't do

0:44:11.800 --> 0:44:17.400
<v Speaker 1>their job. That was mission not accomplished. So I believe

0:44:17.600 --> 0:44:20.480
<v Speaker 1>that sometimes people are employed and I know it's hard

0:44:20.520 --> 0:44:24.719
<v Speaker 1>for us to fathom at our level and happy. No,

0:44:24.880 --> 0:44:27.279
<v Speaker 1>but people listening to us, I mean nobody has we

0:44:27.320 --> 0:44:29.879
<v Speaker 1>don't have handlers, and we don't and nor does anybody listening.

0:44:29.920 --> 0:44:32.480
<v Speaker 1>Do you imagine it's hard to imagine. We did this

0:44:32.520 --> 0:44:35.560
<v Speaker 1>podcast right, Let's say last week with Michael Report, and afterwards,

0:44:35.640 --> 0:44:37.400
<v Speaker 1>people are people like, do they think they enjoyed the

0:44:37.400 --> 0:44:38.800
<v Speaker 1>getting with my report? Do you think they had a

0:44:38.800 --> 0:44:41.160
<v Speaker 1>good time my report? I think it's okay, she's gotten.

0:44:41.719 --> 0:44:43.839
<v Speaker 1>There's so many people and I know this person we're

0:44:43.840 --> 0:44:45.520
<v Speaker 1>talking about, I'm not I don't want to give it away,

0:44:45.520 --> 0:44:47.879
<v Speaker 1>But no, I'm not. Please don't ask. I'm not gonna don't.

0:44:48.520 --> 0:44:52.080
<v Speaker 1>So many people in that person's world that and this

0:44:52.200 --> 0:44:56.440
<v Speaker 1>person is so rich and so uh you know, they

0:44:56.719 --> 0:44:59.520
<v Speaker 1>got money to throw around for everything, and they probably

0:44:59.640 --> 0:45:03.320
<v Speaker 1>have people that were that are hired just to do

0:45:03.520 --> 0:45:07.719
<v Speaker 1>this job. The task at hand is this make the

0:45:07.840 --> 0:45:10.600
<v Speaker 1>star happy at all times. Now, the reason I told

0:45:10.640 --> 0:45:12.719
<v Speaker 1>this you don't have that right. The reason I told

0:45:12.719 --> 0:45:14.080
<v Speaker 1>the story is so you can see that what goes

0:45:14.120 --> 0:45:17.520
<v Speaker 1>behind the scenes with celebrities, not so you can tweet

0:45:17.560 --> 0:45:19.440
<v Speaker 1>me and go, if I guess it, will you tell me.

0:45:19.680 --> 0:45:21.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna tell you what if I did. I'm

0:45:21.719 --> 0:45:23.400
<v Speaker 1>not gonna tell you because that's not the issue. The

0:45:23.440 --> 0:45:25.799
<v Speaker 1>issue isn't who it was. I just I just wanted

0:45:25.840 --> 0:45:28.040
<v Speaker 1>to share with you what goes on behind the scenes

0:45:28.440 --> 0:45:30.840
<v Speaker 1>when you see like the handlers and the posse and

0:45:30.920 --> 0:45:33.960
<v Speaker 1>the people and the whole thing. These people you know,

0:45:34.080 --> 0:45:35.919
<v Speaker 1>and sometimes they're like friends from when they were younger

0:45:36.320 --> 0:45:38.759
<v Speaker 1>that they get hired to be like the make sure

0:45:38.880 --> 0:45:41.239
<v Speaker 1>that your everything's okay people. Does she have the water

0:45:41.320 --> 0:45:43.600
<v Speaker 1>she needs? Did she get the fruit plants you wanted?

0:45:43.920 --> 0:45:46.400
<v Speaker 1>Was everything okay? Did they ask any questions she was

0:45:46.480 --> 0:45:51.480
<v Speaker 1>unhappy with. So sometimes people come in with nobody, nobody,

0:45:52.040 --> 0:45:53.319
<v Speaker 1>like we have a lot of guests to come up here.

0:45:53.400 --> 0:45:56.600
<v Speaker 1>Big stars they come up with nobody, like staying Shaggy

0:45:56.640 --> 0:45:59.920
<v Speaker 1>were here, they walked here that time. Will Smith came here,

0:46:00.239 --> 0:46:03.640
<v Speaker 1>became by himself and by himself, Chris Martin from Coldplay.

0:46:03.680 --> 0:46:05.640
<v Speaker 1>You didn't bring a lot of people, know, nobody want

0:46:05.680 --> 0:46:09.960
<v Speaker 1>or two people. Maybe it comes in himself. Some people

0:46:10.640 --> 0:46:14.560
<v Speaker 1>come in with people and usual this in this case

0:46:14.640 --> 0:46:16.120
<v Speaker 1>it was it was a big star. But in some

0:46:16.320 --> 0:46:20.040
<v Speaker 1>cases the person barely has a hit. Oh sometimes the

0:46:20.480 --> 0:46:24.919
<v Speaker 1>posse is bigger than the career. But when your career

0:46:25.040 --> 0:46:26.560
<v Speaker 1>is in as big, sometimes you want to act like

0:46:26.640 --> 0:46:29.000
<v Speaker 1>your career is big. He surround yourself with a posse

0:46:29.360 --> 0:46:31.400
<v Speaker 1>so people will think, oh my god, this presson is

0:46:31.400 --> 0:46:33.080
<v Speaker 1>a lot of people. They must be on the way up,

0:46:33.280 --> 0:46:38.480
<v Speaker 1>or they must be bigger than I know. Anyway, that's it.

0:46:39.120 --> 0:46:40.880
<v Speaker 1>That's you got for the moment. Well I got, I

0:46:40.920 --> 0:46:43.640
<v Speaker 1>got used jokes. I still got that Chinese food delivery

0:46:43.760 --> 0:46:47.120
<v Speaker 1>rant for Sammy Sam eighty. That's coming get to that.

0:46:47.280 --> 0:46:49.040
<v Speaker 1>You want to want some email? What do you want?

0:46:49.280 --> 0:46:51.200
<v Speaker 1>You do? A couple of emails, and then I got uh,

0:46:51.560 --> 0:46:53.719
<v Speaker 1>got unused jokes, and then some grammar police. I got

0:46:53.800 --> 0:46:57.279
<v Speaker 1>some grammar police, and I got uh, I got a rant.

0:46:57.320 --> 0:47:01.239
<v Speaker 1>I promised last week with a movie theater company. Not

0:47:01.400 --> 0:47:03.160
<v Speaker 1>the movie theater, mamt We already did that. This is

0:47:03.200 --> 0:47:05.360
<v Speaker 1>a company that deals with movie tickets that I had

0:47:05.400 --> 0:47:08.160
<v Speaker 1>a problem with. Right before we get into that, we

0:47:08.239 --> 0:47:10.640
<v Speaker 1>have to talk about our friends at Grand Prix Grand

0:47:10.680 --> 0:47:14.239
<v Speaker 1>Primotors in the heart of Brooklyn. We are scheduling a

0:47:14.400 --> 0:47:17.320
<v Speaker 1>date where Brody and I will come down and we

0:47:17.480 --> 0:47:21.000
<v Speaker 1>will jump into some of your hottest vehicles and maybe

0:47:21.040 --> 0:47:23.719
<v Speaker 1>we'll pose on them. Like I don't know if we

0:47:23.800 --> 0:47:28.360
<v Speaker 1>are the great poster guys for I'm sitting from sexy cars,

0:47:29.040 --> 0:47:31.400
<v Speaker 1>sexy cars, and on sexy men. Maybe that will be

0:47:31.480 --> 0:47:35.160
<v Speaker 1>the lay across the hood of the Porsche Porsche. I'm sorry,

0:47:35.440 --> 0:47:39.400
<v Speaker 1>we got corrected lest week. It's Porsche se scantily are

0:47:39.480 --> 0:47:42.720
<v Speaker 1>we We're not scantily clad women. We're not we're not models,

0:47:43.000 --> 0:47:45.680
<v Speaker 1>we're not beautiful people. But you get into a hot

0:47:45.719 --> 0:47:47.880
<v Speaker 1>car somethings, it makes a little more beautiful. Yeah, they

0:47:47.960 --> 0:47:49.919
<v Speaker 1>really are. There are twenty seven or nine Coney Island

0:47:49.920 --> 0:47:53.359
<v Speaker 1>Avenue in Brooklyn. Now you're you're probably sitting in Pennsylvania saying, well,

0:47:53.400 --> 0:47:55.200
<v Speaker 1>what's in it for me? How do I get there?

0:47:55.520 --> 0:47:58.520
<v Speaker 1>Get your car? Go to Grand Primotors dot com. There

0:47:58.520 --> 0:48:01.440
<v Speaker 1>a g R A N D, p R i X

0:48:01.719 --> 0:48:04.279
<v Speaker 1>motors dot com. Here's what I like best about them,

0:48:04.560 --> 0:48:06.400
<v Speaker 1>because we've all bought cars, or most of us in

0:48:06.440 --> 0:48:09.560
<v Speaker 1>board cars. And you don't know if you want Mercedes

0:48:09.600 --> 0:48:11.240
<v Speaker 1>and BMW. You don't know if you want a Toyota

0:48:11.320 --> 0:48:13.759
<v Speaker 1>or a Hundai. You don't know which minivan you want.

0:48:13.920 --> 0:48:16.360
<v Speaker 1>You gotta go to multiple dealerships. Right No, no, not

0:48:16.560 --> 0:48:19.400
<v Speaker 1>with Grand Primotors. Go to Grand Primotors. You'll you tell

0:48:19.440 --> 0:48:21.440
<v Speaker 1>them like I'm looking for a minivan, I'm looking for

0:48:21.480 --> 0:48:23.759
<v Speaker 1>a sports car, I'm looking for whatever. They will show

0:48:23.840 --> 0:48:25.759
<v Speaker 1>you and talk to you about all the cars within

0:48:25.840 --> 0:48:28.080
<v Speaker 1>twenty four forty eight hours. They will get you the

0:48:28.120 --> 0:48:30.960
<v Speaker 1>call you want at a better price because they're using

0:48:31.000 --> 0:48:33.120
<v Speaker 1>all the dealerships to compete against each other to get

0:48:33.160 --> 0:48:36.560
<v Speaker 1>you a better This is your one stop shop. And uh,

0:48:36.640 --> 0:48:38.880
<v Speaker 1>if you want to follow along online, it's g R A,

0:48:39.080 --> 0:48:41.520
<v Speaker 1>N D, P R i X motors dot com. Go

0:48:41.680 --> 0:48:43.239
<v Speaker 1>there and you can take a look at what they

0:48:43.360 --> 0:48:47.920
<v Speaker 1>have for you. They got en models. Uh. They got

0:48:48.320 --> 0:48:51.520
<v Speaker 1>also they have again, as Bodie said, the competitive pricing.

0:48:51.880 --> 0:48:54.640
<v Speaker 1>That's big um. But here's the other thing. Yes, they

0:48:54.840 --> 0:48:57.239
<v Speaker 1>not only do the leasing of the cars, they take

0:48:57.280 --> 0:49:00.359
<v Speaker 1>trade ins. They do least swaps, which is awesome. They

0:49:00.400 --> 0:49:03.120
<v Speaker 1>do least returns. You can turn the least if you want. Uh.

0:49:03.440 --> 0:49:05.239
<v Speaker 1>They have their own body shop, so if you have

0:49:05.239 --> 0:49:06.560
<v Speaker 1>to get a little work done, we'll take care of

0:49:06.600 --> 0:49:09.759
<v Speaker 1>it for you. Uh. And so this is an all

0:49:09.840 --> 0:49:13.080
<v Speaker 1>in one place. This is like it's almost like the

0:49:13.160 --> 0:49:15.759
<v Speaker 1>whole world because you can get to, you know, all

0:49:15.840 --> 0:49:19.200
<v Speaker 1>your automotive needs in one place. I personally don't like

0:49:19.320 --> 0:49:22.319
<v Speaker 1>driving from dealership to dealership and dealing with multiple salespeople

0:49:22.560 --> 0:49:24.719
<v Speaker 1>trying to remember who often me one deal, then the

0:49:24.760 --> 0:49:26.440
<v Speaker 1>first guy over to your better deals, you go back

0:49:26.480 --> 0:49:28.200
<v Speaker 1>to him, then you go back to hard, you go

0:49:28.320 --> 0:49:31.640
<v Speaker 1>back all in one place, Grand Primotors. You're done. And

0:49:31.719 --> 0:49:34.439
<v Speaker 1>the best part about them is they're literally become your friends.

0:49:34.480 --> 0:49:36.759
<v Speaker 1>They become like family and and and you know, you

0:49:36.880 --> 0:49:39.440
<v Speaker 1>trust your friends more than you trust people. You know,

0:49:39.600 --> 0:49:43.040
<v Speaker 1>people from Brooklyn like us, which is everyday average people.

0:49:43.320 --> 0:49:46.920
<v Speaker 1>Straight talkers tell him that the Brooklyn Boys sent you mail.

0:49:47.200 --> 0:49:56.359
<v Speaker 1>Talk that sounds like welcome. You've got mail. You've got

0:49:56.400 --> 0:49:59.120
<v Speaker 1>a lot of email, but I'm only going to read one. Now,

0:49:59.160 --> 0:50:01.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm kidding, I'm gonna more than that, but because Brodie're

0:50:01.560 --> 0:50:03.000
<v Speaker 1>gonna want to hear some of these. First of all,

0:50:03.200 --> 0:50:06.120
<v Speaker 1>people still riffing off of the name Scary Brodie, Brodie

0:50:06.160 --> 0:50:08.200
<v Speaker 1>Scary and you know, I don't know, maybe I's just

0:50:08.320 --> 0:50:12.719
<v Speaker 1>throwing the towel on this one. Uh uh. First of

0:50:12.800 --> 0:50:16.560
<v Speaker 1>all free Dessert Brooken Boys podcast with Scary and Brody

0:50:16.960 --> 0:50:20.560
<v Speaker 1>from Mario low Era, What's Up Guys off the podcast.

0:50:21.280 --> 0:50:23.320
<v Speaker 1>I had to write in about this. My brother and

0:50:23.400 --> 0:50:26.719
<v Speaker 1>I went through the drive through McDonald's and ordered three coffees,

0:50:27.160 --> 0:50:30.000
<v Speaker 1>one hot with cream and sugar, one iced with cream

0:50:30.040 --> 0:50:32.560
<v Speaker 1>and sugar, and one ice sugar. Only I got the

0:50:32.640 --> 0:50:35.960
<v Speaker 1>hot first one. I got the hot first, when then

0:50:36.320 --> 0:50:39.719
<v Speaker 1>one ice with cream started to drive and lost my

0:50:39.880 --> 0:50:42.400
<v Speaker 1>place in the window. My brother had to walk in

0:50:42.480 --> 0:50:45.280
<v Speaker 1>and get the coffee with no cream because they didn't

0:50:45.280 --> 0:50:47.840
<v Speaker 1>put it in there before he left the car. I

0:50:48.000 --> 0:50:51.560
<v Speaker 1>told him even as not even get your free dessert nice.

0:50:52.160 --> 0:50:55.000
<v Speaker 1>He walked in told him of the problem They resolved

0:50:55.040 --> 0:50:57.440
<v Speaker 1>it and was asked if there was anything else they

0:50:57.480 --> 0:51:01.240
<v Speaker 1>could get for him. He said, yes, have three cookies please.

0:51:02.440 --> 0:51:09.399
<v Speaker 1>They gave them to him and no free dessert off

0:51:09.440 --> 0:51:14.840
<v Speaker 1>the McDonald's. Fuck up. I like that, but I'm really

0:51:14.960 --> 0:51:19.160
<v Speaker 1>loving it. Um, thank you for that. Also, Samantha Page

0:51:19.760 --> 0:51:22.719
<v Speaker 1>sent a message to our Facebook page. Yes, we have

0:51:22.800 --> 0:51:26.560
<v Speaker 1>a Facebook page at the Brooklyn Boys on Facebook. Like

0:51:26.719 --> 0:51:28.719
<v Speaker 1>the page if you can. We need more likes. Our

0:51:28.760 --> 0:51:30.839
<v Speaker 1>Facebook page, by the way, is not why Facebook lost

0:51:30.920 --> 0:51:35.040
<v Speaker 1>a d Hi. Brody and Scary. First of all, I

0:51:35.080 --> 0:51:36.719
<v Speaker 1>want to say I love you guys so much. Also,

0:51:36.800 --> 0:51:38.800
<v Speaker 1>I've started listening a few weeks ago and going, you know,

0:51:38.880 --> 0:51:41.160
<v Speaker 1>order like you said, and on the Valentine's the other

0:51:41.200 --> 0:51:42.320
<v Speaker 1>time they hear this, it will be a month and

0:51:42.360 --> 0:51:45.320
<v Speaker 1>a half from now. Well, they just heard the Valentine's

0:51:45.400 --> 0:51:48.399
<v Speaker 1>Day episode and Scary said, nobody knows what the meaning

0:51:48.440 --> 0:51:51.840
<v Speaker 1>of funny bone means, and that made me laugh. That

0:51:52.080 --> 0:51:54.359
<v Speaker 1>is because we all learn in school that it's called

0:51:54.440 --> 0:51:57.840
<v Speaker 1>the humorous bone, like Brody said, and it actually is

0:51:58.000 --> 0:52:02.359
<v Speaker 1>common knowledge to know that. I still disagree. Anyway, I'm

0:52:02.360 --> 0:52:04.880
<v Speaker 1>assuming Secury will never read this on the podcast because

0:52:04.920 --> 0:52:08.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm taking Brodie's side wrong. But I just had to

0:52:08.920 --> 0:52:11.560
<v Speaker 1>message that and say that I love you guys. Thank

0:52:11.640 --> 0:52:14.920
<v Speaker 1>you Sammy xl XL back to you. Yeah, just because

0:52:15.040 --> 0:52:17.400
<v Speaker 1>you you favored Brodie's opinion not mine, I'm gonna give

0:52:17.400 --> 0:52:20.800
<v Speaker 1>a ship. I'm still gonna read your stuff. Um, we

0:52:21.200 --> 0:52:24.840
<v Speaker 1>have the Okay, we'll save the grant police. Uh, this

0:52:25.000 --> 0:52:26.920
<v Speaker 1>is Oh, we're getting over Brody. We're getting our first

0:52:26.960 --> 0:52:29.440
<v Speaker 1>spam email to the account. I don't know how we

0:52:29.520 --> 0:52:32.920
<v Speaker 1>were doing so well, Brodie until this point. Some company.

0:52:33.000 --> 0:52:35.279
<v Speaker 1>Now we got spam. First piece of as long as

0:52:35.320 --> 0:52:38.600
<v Speaker 1>they don't have me watching porn. Hi there, So, um,

0:52:39.040 --> 0:52:41.439
<v Speaker 1>hope all as well. I know this is pretty last minute,

0:52:41.480 --> 0:52:43.160
<v Speaker 1>but curious to see if you might be interested in

0:52:43.280 --> 0:52:47.840
<v Speaker 1>having fellow Brooklyn boy and recent l a transplant Jackson Public,

0:52:48.320 --> 0:52:50.920
<v Speaker 1>the co creator and executive producer of The Venture Brothers,

0:52:50.960 --> 0:52:52.880
<v Speaker 1>on the show, since he will be in town the

0:52:52.920 --> 0:52:54.760
<v Speaker 1>first part of that. We just gave him the plug.

0:52:55.520 --> 0:53:01.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's Sam's pitching a guest he picked to guests. Anyway,

0:53:01.800 --> 0:53:04.440
<v Speaker 1>we there's no he's on. He's on. This person from

0:53:04.440 --> 0:53:10.759
<v Speaker 1>Adult Swim vanthan Abernathy. All right, well, we just gave

0:53:10.800 --> 0:53:13.160
<v Speaker 1>you a shout out, but that's what we've got. We

0:53:13.280 --> 0:53:23.400
<v Speaker 1>respectfully decline episode feedback from Crystals sounds that sounds yeah. Hey, guys,

0:53:23.640 --> 0:53:27.640
<v Speaker 1>had to write in AFT listening today's podcast being Scouted

0:53:27.719 --> 0:53:31.080
<v Speaker 1>by Swingers, that was the episode that my girlfriend and

0:53:31.120 --> 0:53:33.359
<v Speaker 1>I got hit on by swingers on a bar rooftop. Yeah.

0:53:33.360 --> 0:53:34.680
<v Speaker 1>I didn't think there was a doubt to that, and

0:53:34.719 --> 0:53:37.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm glad she's confirming it. Hey, scary. I know this

0:53:37.920 --> 0:53:40.120
<v Speaker 1>because my husband and I have been in the lifestyle

0:53:40.200 --> 0:53:43.320
<v Speaker 1>for twelve years. We've hosted some of the biggest swinger

0:53:43.400 --> 0:53:45.759
<v Speaker 1>parties in New England and I would bet I know

0:53:45.920 --> 0:53:48.680
<v Speaker 1>the couple that hit on you. Wow, that's must be

0:53:48.760 --> 0:53:54.000
<v Speaker 1>a small circle. I would bet I would know. Yeah.

0:53:54.719 --> 0:53:58.200
<v Speaker 1>Well if I also be happy to answer all of

0:53:58.280 --> 0:54:00.840
<v Speaker 1>your questions, Brodie. If you read email on the podcast,

0:54:00.960 --> 0:54:05.120
<v Speaker 1>please omit my last name. Okay, ed, you read the

0:54:05.200 --> 0:54:07.560
<v Speaker 1>last name name, But why is her last name in

0:54:07.600 --> 0:54:09.719
<v Speaker 1>the top of the email? That's what I want to know.

0:54:10.040 --> 0:54:12.080
<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, the email said, when we email the

0:54:12.239 --> 0:54:14.320
<v Speaker 1>heaterer has her full name on it. Why don't you

0:54:14.440 --> 0:54:17.400
<v Speaker 1>know the head the heatter? I didn't even know. Shouldn't

0:54:17.400 --> 0:54:19.360
<v Speaker 1>the first line be don't read. By the way, I

0:54:19.400 --> 0:54:22.880
<v Speaker 1>gotta write this down rule. The first line of your

0:54:22.920 --> 0:54:25.200
<v Speaker 1>email should be don't read my name. In the podcast,

0:54:25.520 --> 0:54:28.400
<v Speaker 1>the subject line should be don't read my name. And

0:54:28.480 --> 0:54:30.000
<v Speaker 1>by the way, if you're gonna be swinging all over

0:54:30.040 --> 0:54:32.120
<v Speaker 1>New England, why are use an email address that hasn't

0:54:32.160 --> 0:54:33.839
<v Speaker 1>had it with your last name? By the way, if

0:54:33.880 --> 0:54:35.719
<v Speaker 1>you're swinging all over New England, is there anyone left

0:54:35.760 --> 0:54:37.239
<v Speaker 1>in New England who haven't slept with that doesn't know

0:54:37.280 --> 0:54:39.240
<v Speaker 1>your last name? Swinging in New England is my favorite

0:54:39.280 --> 0:54:41.719
<v Speaker 1>song from bar that's weekend in New England. But what

0:54:41.800 --> 0:54:45.480
<v Speaker 1>a weekend? What a week can't you be? U? X

0:54:45.560 --> 0:54:50.160
<v Speaker 1>o x girl at at gmail dot com. Oh my god,

0:54:50.160 --> 0:54:52.960
<v Speaker 1>I gotta edit her name out. Name out, so when

0:54:52.960 --> 0:54:56.000
<v Speaker 1>you hear it was edited, it's already too late, I said,

0:54:56.040 --> 0:54:57.279
<v Speaker 1>keep reading. I mean she still here. If I have

0:54:57.280 --> 0:55:03.120
<v Speaker 1>any questions, we're god, she said, Brodies like tell me more, um, yeah,

0:55:03.480 --> 0:55:06.880
<v Speaker 1>text or email me Brodie about the wonderful world of

0:55:07.000 --> 0:55:14.719
<v Speaker 1>swinging hashtag slow finges. Oh no, she is, Okay, she

0:55:14.880 --> 0:55:17.799
<v Speaker 1>leaves her email and there's an interesting picture. I'll show

0:55:17.840 --> 0:55:20.440
<v Speaker 1>that to your actually podcast Brody. Okay, be careful. They

0:55:20.480 --> 0:55:22.200
<v Speaker 1>might have you on video looking at that picture. Hold on,

0:55:22.239 --> 0:55:26.520
<v Speaker 1>I gotta send to a bitcoin account in Zimbabwe anyway.

0:55:26.719 --> 0:55:30.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh all right, there you go. I got some stuff

0:55:30.200 --> 0:55:33.000
<v Speaker 1>to you want email you want to do? I got

0:55:33.080 --> 0:55:34.960
<v Speaker 1>some d M s and some gramma poe slid into

0:55:35.000 --> 0:55:37.320
<v Speaker 1>your DM some grammar police. Well we'll start with just

0:55:37.560 --> 0:55:44.080
<v Speaker 1>sliding into d M. It's grammar police, a police grama

0:55:44.120 --> 0:55:48.640
<v Speaker 1>police police. Now, this is the first time you're playing

0:55:48.719 --> 0:55:51.560
<v Speaker 1>this song since it aired on Elvis Strand in the

0:55:51.600 --> 0:55:53.600
<v Speaker 1>Morning Show. That's right. We actually snuck this into the

0:55:53.640 --> 0:55:57.719
<v Speaker 1>Big Show. That's right. We've been doing it a lot lately. Alright. So, uh,

0:55:58.680 --> 0:56:04.239
<v Speaker 1>Seeking Caffeine a E two Seeking with no g uh

0:56:04.360 --> 0:56:09.360
<v Speaker 1>sent me a picture that they took and uh it

0:56:09.520 --> 0:56:11.960
<v Speaker 1>was from a pizza place that they passed by. I

0:56:12.040 --> 0:56:14.840
<v Speaker 1>believe it's in Yonkers, New York. The sign says, and

0:56:14.880 --> 0:56:17.759
<v Speaker 1>it's a professional sign. Look at that scary it's a

0:56:17.880 --> 0:56:21.840
<v Speaker 1>giant poster that's a huge poster and liquor bottles. And

0:56:23.080 --> 0:56:25.360
<v Speaker 1>this is one of those posters that has several renderings

0:56:25.440 --> 0:56:29.200
<v Speaker 1>and has to go through several filters. It looks like

0:56:29.280 --> 0:56:31.600
<v Speaker 1>it's four ft by three feet. It says see you

0:56:31.680 --> 0:56:36.799
<v Speaker 1>for cocktails open late night hours eleven am until as

0:56:36.920 --> 0:56:42.680
<v Speaker 1>long as why oh you are thirsty? Oh you're thirsty?

0:56:43.960 --> 0:56:48.680
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, and and so it's at fourteena pizza. So

0:56:48.840 --> 0:56:52.040
<v Speaker 1>I tweeted at fourteen a pizza with the picture of

0:56:52.080 --> 0:56:55.120
<v Speaker 1>the sign, and I said, hey, at fourteen a pizza.

0:56:56.120 --> 0:56:58.000
<v Speaker 1>You made a mistake and son used the wrong Your

0:56:58.239 --> 0:57:01.080
<v Speaker 1>thought you'd want to know and wrote me back on Twitter.

0:57:01.200 --> 0:57:04.160
<v Speaker 1>And what did they write? Not exactly scholars over here,

0:57:04.560 --> 0:57:06.800
<v Speaker 1>We do make a hell of a pizza though, and

0:57:06.960 --> 0:57:09.440
<v Speaker 1>they're not gonna change it. They've got no intention. Well

0:57:09.520 --> 0:57:14.080
<v Speaker 1>they spelled hell of a and though wrong, you're kidding me.

0:57:14.400 --> 0:57:17.360
<v Speaker 1>But I get credit for writing back. Um, shout out, listen,

0:57:17.800 --> 0:57:20.760
<v Speaker 1>fourteen a pizza better be some damn good pizza if

0:57:20.760 --> 0:57:24.320
<v Speaker 1>they can't spell. From Kevin Kats Kevin k seven seven

0:57:24.360 --> 0:57:27.160
<v Speaker 1>three on Twitter, here's a grand police Uh. New month

0:57:27.200 --> 0:57:30.480
<v Speaker 1>added to the calendar. Uh. And it's a I have.

0:57:30.640 --> 0:57:33.480
<v Speaker 1>That's a board of a board of events for the

0:57:33.640 --> 0:57:37.240
<v Speaker 1>month of auguashs A U g U A s C.

0:57:38.000 --> 0:57:40.160
<v Speaker 1>And that's a professionally done board, you know. And that's

0:57:40.200 --> 0:57:42.960
<v Speaker 1>permit And who the hell did that? He wrote? I'm

0:57:43.000 --> 0:57:48.640
<v Speaker 1>ashamed of my job from cassio Pedia. So I have

0:57:48.840 --> 0:57:53.520
<v Speaker 1>to grammar police hashtag grammar police myself here herself because

0:57:53.520 --> 0:57:56.320
<v Speaker 1>I realized only after wearing this shirt all day that

0:57:56.440 --> 0:57:59.680
<v Speaker 1>there is no apostrophe in girls. And she's wearing a

0:57:59.720 --> 0:58:02.760
<v Speaker 1>shirt at Wrigley Field and it says diamonds are a

0:58:02.880 --> 0:58:08.120
<v Speaker 1>girl's best friend, and it's it's girls plural. Who does that? Well,

0:58:08.320 --> 0:58:11.880
<v Speaker 1>the person who made that shirt. That's terrible, not grabber police,

0:58:11.920 --> 0:58:13.919
<v Speaker 1>but it's in my same folder. I want to send

0:58:13.960 --> 0:58:18.040
<v Speaker 1>a fuck you to add Dallas says Say is d

0:58:18.200 --> 0:58:21.000
<v Speaker 1>A l I s U s A y s. Dally

0:58:21.160 --> 0:58:26.520
<v Speaker 1>says who decided to tweet all of his favorite reporters

0:58:28.200 --> 0:58:31.439
<v Speaker 1>and they are all very much of the same ilk

0:58:31.760 --> 0:58:36.880
<v Speaker 1>of reporters. And one of them is David Brodie CBN

0:58:37.880 --> 0:58:41.480
<v Speaker 1>who the other David Brodie. Oh, so he wrote at

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<v Speaker 1>David Brodie and then wrote David Brodie cbm N. I

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<v Speaker 1>wrote back to Dally Sue. Dally Sue says, hey man,

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<v Speaker 1>the same email, the same tweet. I said, everybody that's

0:58:53.640 --> 0:58:56.080
<v Speaker 1>not me, please delete your tweet. A couple of our

0:58:56.160 --> 0:58:59.600
<v Speaker 1>listeners tweeted him, hey Man wrong, David Brodie, please delete

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<v Speaker 1>the tweet. Douce Fag hasn't deleted his tweet yet, son

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<v Speaker 1>of a bit. So if you feel like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>reach it out to somebody. D A l I s

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<v Speaker 1>U Dallas Sue says, s A y s Dally Seu says,

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<v Speaker 1>delete the tweet. I want to send a shout out,

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<v Speaker 1>not grammar police, but a little free dessert to Thomas Flahive.

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<v Speaker 1>He's at Joker Underscore Thomas eleven. He says, Taco Bell

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<v Speaker 1>and Lehigh Acres made up big time today for another

0:59:28.680 --> 0:59:32.280
<v Speaker 1>store's mistake. So one store screwed over, screwed him over.

0:59:33.440 --> 0:59:35.600
<v Speaker 1>He showed the receipt to a different store where he

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<v Speaker 1>was at. They honored it in credit at game, a

0:59:39.200 --> 0:59:43.440
<v Speaker 1>free gift card, free dessert. Boom, boom, what do you got? Congratulations?

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<v Speaker 1>More grammar police? Uh, this is disgusting. From just spotted

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<v Speaker 1>in Pennsylvania from at Lexei Murray on Twitter. Uh, they

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<v Speaker 1>were at a chicken place and the sign professional signs

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<v Speaker 1>at today's eshell ten piece tinder biscuits at with chicken

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<v Speaker 1>ten piece p E A C E tinder d I

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<v Speaker 1>N D E r oh you swipe left if the

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<v Speaker 1>chickens good ten piece tinders with biscuits in the canasta

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<v Speaker 1>for Thank you so much for that one. Hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>there's more I got. We we had to do. We

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<v Speaker 1>have fast and furious on these uh the Grand Police

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<v Speaker 1>from mom at mom two twins twelve sending in this

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<v Speaker 1>sign above some bar that said no smoking please and

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<v Speaker 1>smoking is s m O K E I n G.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's carved out in wood, so they ain't gonna

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<v Speaker 1>correct that anytime soon. Also, we have to say hello

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<v Speaker 1>to our friends at where is it? Oh? It's um

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<v Speaker 1>oh this guy sent it in at Brandon Taylor. It's

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<v Speaker 1>go fuck fan to one five. Thank you Philadelphia represented.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know where you can go cuff fan. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the problem. I'm confused. It's a grammar police signed

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<v Speaker 1>right the new Uh it must have Oh, it's our

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<v Speaker 1>favorite Duncan donuts. But they hand wrote in a sign,

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<v Speaker 1>handwritten in a sign that the new donut fries and

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<v Speaker 1>the flavors they have new cocky dough see okay, ki

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<v Speaker 1>eat dough. Oh yes, I saw that. One cocky dough

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<v Speaker 1>for everybody, for all the girls and boys. Send us

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<v Speaker 1>your Grand Police on Twitter to at Brooklyn boys w

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<v Speaker 1>t f use hashtag grammar police to the subject, put that, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so we can easily sort them and retweet them. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you so much for if they're on Twitter then yes. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway you want to do some unused jokes, I

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<v Speaker 1>would love to go. These are I'm gonna keep repeating

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<v Speaker 1>it because sometimes this is your first episode listening. These

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<v Speaker 1>are things Brodie or I have written, but mainly Brodie

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<v Speaker 1>have written for the Big Show members. Uh that got

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<v Speaker 1>rejected and never got rid on the air. So he's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna give you the setup and what the the punch

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<v Speaker 1>line that was never used on the radio. Go for it, Brodie.

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<v Speaker 1>Now the first one, you and I both wrote jokes

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<v Speaker 1>for this one. Yes, Elvis said he met Chance the

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<v Speaker 1>Rappers brother at an NBC. Yeah, and he was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to remember his name, so I wrote his name is

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<v Speaker 1>no Chance the Rapper and you wrote community Chest the

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<v Speaker 1>Rapper monopoly joke and Elvis actually eventually did read that

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<v Speaker 1>on The Big Show as to point to poke fun

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<v Speaker 1>at me that scary. This is a joke. Uh, Greg

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<v Speaker 1>teas top of train, he was talking about have you

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<v Speaker 1>ever eaten Plato? And my joke was yeah, and it

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<v Speaker 1>came out looking like spaghetti if you ever play now,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say that one. Oh, Danielle on our show

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<v Speaker 1>did a story that the great show A Key for

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<v Speaker 1>Southerland twenty four is coming out with a prequel, So

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<v Speaker 1>I said, what's it called twenty three? We didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>to that one. Uh. Two people on our show wrote

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<v Speaker 1>the same joke, and we didn't do it on the air.

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<v Speaker 1>No one did this. I can't see it. Is that

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<v Speaker 1>the joke? No, okay, no, we were talking about a

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<v Speaker 1>story Garrett brought in sound. Garrett on the show um

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<v Speaker 1>that a pizza delivery guy right to somebody's house and

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<v Speaker 1>they were just moving in and had a baby grand piano,

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<v Speaker 1>either outside or when you first walked in, and he said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>let me play it, sat down to piano and he

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<v Speaker 1>played incredibly well, amazingly well, not that pizza delivery guys

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<v Speaker 1>can't play piano, but it was the fact he's just

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<v Speaker 1>like oh, and they recorded him playing it. Seems odd

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<v Speaker 1>they recorded and playing it, but they recorded and playing it.

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<v Speaker 1>So my joke was because he recently quit and he's

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<v Speaker 1>looking for work. I said, oh, you know, it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>Papa John because he only plays the white keys. Two

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<v Speaker 1>people Nate also on the show, we didn't get to it.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't know the Papa John story, look it up.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to get into the politics of it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's funny. I don't don't read too much into it. Uh. Lastly,

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis on The Big Show was talking about how many

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<v Speaker 1>sexual partners the average man has, how many admits to

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<v Speaker 1>the average woman, how many? And we we had people

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<v Speaker 1>calling up with how many sexual partners they had by

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<v Speaker 1>a certain age. And Elvis's whole thing was, what's in

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<v Speaker 1>the past is in the past, right, it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>So my joke and if you know Elvis, you'll understand

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<v Speaker 1>why this is funny. I said, Elvis likes to put

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<v Speaker 1>all of his sexual partners behind him. We didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>to that one. Okayonasing, baby, I don't care if you

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<v Speaker 1>can answer me or not. I'm just gonna keep going

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't really care about you. That's right, go on,

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<v Speaker 1>you got then, I got. I gotta talked about my rewards.

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<v Speaker 1>Caught with the movie the first of all, Tianna nor

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<v Speaker 1>Dang wrote us, Hey, boys, longtime fan of you both.

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<v Speaker 1>I tend to listen to the podcast while cleaning my

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<v Speaker 1>Grandma's house last Sunday, I had it playing through my speakers.

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<v Speaker 1>I always talk about even is not even, and I

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<v Speaker 1>have to get you and you gotta get your free dessert.

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<v Speaker 1>I pointed this out to my seventy three year old grandma,

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<v Speaker 1>that this is where I got those phrases from. Her

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<v Speaker 1>first reaction was, is this Larry David talking about David Brody?

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<v Speaker 1>Fast forward a few days to have our cable boxes.

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<v Speaker 1>Two of the cable boxes were not working. I told

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<v Speaker 1>her not to let them give her the run around.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course they did and made her wait four days

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<v Speaker 1>for a new remote. Well, the remote arrived finally, and

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<v Speaker 1>she called back and said this wasn't the issue and

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<v Speaker 1>that they needed to send out a tech. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you better get a refund for those miss days. She said,

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<v Speaker 1>I did. They refunded me the money for those days.

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<v Speaker 1>Proud granddaughter. Moment Granny even knew that even was not even,

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<v Speaker 1>and she got her money back for those fours. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>you guys would enjoy that? Thank you? All right? Very good?

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<v Speaker 1>So well, he doesn't even is not even. I am

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<v Speaker 1>a member, as is my wife. We share a card

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<v Speaker 1>for a MC stubs rewards. We go to MC movie

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<v Speaker 1>theaters all the time. And if you if you spend

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<v Speaker 1>money using your card, right, you give your card, you

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<v Speaker 1>get points. Okay, we go family of five to the

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<v Speaker 1>movies all the time, family of four depends on what's

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<v Speaker 1>to go. We go to the Imax, the three D.

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<v Speaker 1>Spend a lot of money. So what my wife likes

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<v Speaker 1>to do is she likes to use the points towards

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<v Speaker 1>the free popcorns. Right, because you don't want to buy

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<v Speaker 1>a jumpop popcorn for like thirty seven dollars. But if

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<v Speaker 1>you have three points, you use the points towards the popcorn,

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<v Speaker 1>you feel like you've got something for free. Sure, So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to the movies, yes, I think with my

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<v Speaker 1>buddy Jeff at one point, I think this is one

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<v Speaker 1>of the times when I used well he owed me money.

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<v Speaker 1>M h. And I go to buy the tickets, and

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<v Speaker 1>on any other app, this is not a problem. On

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<v Speaker 1>this fucking app, it's a problem. When you go to

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<v Speaker 1>pay for your tickets, it says, how do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to pay for your tickets? I say credit card, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a credit card on file with AMC stubs,

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<v Speaker 1>So it says this credit card, yes, And you go

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<v Speaker 1>to close your transaction and you hit pay. Right, you

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<v Speaker 1>hit pay and it says, congratulations, you've ordered your tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's your your your your QR code. Your total is zero?

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<v Speaker 1>My total zero? Why because it used my points towards

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<v Speaker 1>the tickets, even though I told it to use the

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<v Speaker 1>credit card. Right, I don't want to use the points.

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<v Speaker 1>No points belong to my wife, who was none too

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<v Speaker 1>happy that I used the points. She thinks you fucked

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<v Speaker 1>her right, and not in a good way. There is

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<v Speaker 1>no good way trust. So she says to me, I

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<v Speaker 1>see all my lence. You used all the points for

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<v Speaker 1>your two tickets. You're not supposed to use my points.

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<v Speaker 1>So I say, I didn't mean to use the points.

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<v Speaker 1>It said, what kind of payment do you want to make?

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<v Speaker 1>I put the credit card in my visa and it

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<v Speaker 1>still took the points. That's terrible. That's a glitch on purpose.

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<v Speaker 1>So I go on to the social media right because

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<v Speaker 1>I called seems fair. I called the number, the eight number,

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<v Speaker 1>and they couldn't help me. They said, we can't give

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<v Speaker 1>you points back, but go through customer service on social media.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll be able to help you. So I go to AMC,

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<v Speaker 1>AMC helps. At AMC helps bullshit change your name. So

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<v Speaker 1>here's how it starts off. At AMC Theaters, I tried

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<v Speaker 1>to oh so on the app, it says, if you

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<v Speaker 1>have a problem, leave feedback here. Yeah, So I go

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<v Speaker 1>to leave feedback. It says, type your feedback in the box,

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<v Speaker 1>put your email address in and send the feedback. I

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<v Speaker 1>do that and it says invalid email. Well, now I've

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<v Speaker 1>typed the whole thing, but I didn't save it because

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<v Speaker 1>it's in the box. So I go, all right, invalid email.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's because I'm using a o L. Sometimes the

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<v Speaker 1>apps don't read a well, okay, So I write the

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<v Speaker 1>whole explanation again, but this time I copy it and

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<v Speaker 1>I put another email address invalid email address. So I

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<v Speaker 1>put my wife's email address invalide. I use all seven

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<v Speaker 1>of my email addresses femail corporate invalid. So I go

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<v Speaker 1>to a AMC theater and I say, at AMC Theaters,

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<v Speaker 1>I tried to leave feedback on your app, But the

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<v Speaker 1>app feedback section says my email address is invalid no

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<v Speaker 1>matter which of my seven email addresses I use. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to be able to buy tickets without using my

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<v Speaker 1>Stubbs reward points. It won't let me there's no option.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, Fenn Dangle has the option. So at A.

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<v Speaker 1>Mc helps writes me back because they must have told him.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey write this guy back, So sorry for that, David.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you d M me your a mc stubbs account

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<v Speaker 1>number so I can look into this, Paul. Paul there,

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<v Speaker 1>he wrote, Paul, So I right back. Can you please

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<v Speaker 1>follow me so I can d M you? Because my

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<v Speaker 1>third party app doesn't allow d m s unless we

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<v Speaker 1>follow each other. I'm not using the Twitter desktop. I

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<v Speaker 1>spell it out. Amc Helps writes back, very sorry for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you send me your email address so I can investigate.

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<v Speaker 1>You should be able to d M me through the

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<v Speaker 1>following link, Paul. He sends me a link which is

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<v Speaker 1>the link to d M. So I write a Seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>I know how to d M. I explain to you

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<v Speaker 1>why I can't. Please read what I wrote. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>need a link to d M as if I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know where the d M is, just open the app

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<v Speaker 1>and go to the f feedback section and try to

1:11:18.160 --> 1:11:22.759
<v Speaker 1>leave feedback yourself and see if your email address works. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>please submit my complaint about not being able to pay

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<v Speaker 1>with a credit card when you have points to the

1:11:28.120 --> 1:11:33.040
<v Speaker 1>app developers. I've noted this feedback from my website and

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<v Speaker 1>mobile app team to look into and fix as soon

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<v Speaker 1>as possible. Paul replying to AMC helps me. So you're

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<v Speaker 1>not going to follow me even though you ask me

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<v Speaker 1>to direct message you, and I asked you nicely to

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<v Speaker 1>follow me so I can direct message you my account.

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<v Speaker 1>What is the problem? Follow me so I can d

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<v Speaker 1>M you and then later you can un follow me.

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<v Speaker 1>Right so, they right back on not sure while you're

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<v Speaker 1>having a problem dming us, So I again, right back.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you you have to follow me so I

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<v Speaker 1>can d M you. I'm using your third party app,

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<v Speaker 1>so they right back. Thank you for your feedback. Unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 1>since the rewards have already been activated, they will continue

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<v Speaker 1>to automatically be used on on each transaction. Sadly, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't return the points back to your card, so I

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<v Speaker 1>right back. That's bullshit, Paul, I want my points back.

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<v Speaker 1>Charge my credit card. That's not fair. I didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to use the points. You should have an option. It's

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<v Speaker 1>or it was if you're way behind on these podcasts,

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<v Speaker 1>you should have an option. You why did you ask

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<v Speaker 1>me how I want to pay for it? If you're

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna let me use my credit card. You need

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<v Speaker 1>to do something to make up for this, so they

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<v Speaker 1>right back, I'd be more than happy to send you

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<v Speaker 1>four movie passes to cover for the cost of the

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<v Speaker 1>rewards that were activated. If this is except we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>send you money for your blood pressure medication anytime soon.

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<v Speaker 1>So they write back if this is If this is acceptable,

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<v Speaker 1>please d M U S with your mailing address. So

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<v Speaker 1>I right back. I really appreciate that, but I can't

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<v Speaker 1>DM you a few Paul, don't tell me that's where

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<v Speaker 1>it ends. No, where it ended was. I then went

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<v Speaker 1>home and d M them from the desktop. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>they got their way and I but I got my

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<v Speaker 1>full movie passes within a week. I got free dessert

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<v Speaker 1>because even is not even what fuck you Paul anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>But being a dumbass and not being able to read

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<v Speaker 1>that I can't DM me follow an instruction telling me

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<v Speaker 1>sending me a link. This is how you d ms

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<v Speaker 1>click the link. These people are fucking I'm verified on Twitter,

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<v Speaker 1>bitch morons. They read off of manuals. They know if

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<v Speaker 1>if person says a you respond with a person says

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<v Speaker 1>be There's It's all robotic even though there might be

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<v Speaker 1>a real person by typing, they're just spitting out bullshit

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<v Speaker 1>because that's what they've been told to write. They don't

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<v Speaker 1>have minds of their own. They can't think on their own.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think they can think when they leave their

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<v Speaker 1>fucking job. And I gotta be honest with you. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think his name is really Paul. Probably not, but

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<v Speaker 1>here's what I said. I'm getting angry for you on this,

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<v Speaker 1>Paul dumb as a brick. However, they eventually did right

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<v Speaker 1>by me, but they didn't fix the feedback link on

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<v Speaker 1>the app. No, this is this is three weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't fix it. And you still can't choose the

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<v Speaker 1>option not to use your points. The funk out of here,

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<v Speaker 1>the funk with your app, which sucks. Here's what you

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<v Speaker 1>can do. You can go on fendango that card that's

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<v Speaker 1>right by the tickets that way. What the fund is

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<v Speaker 1>wrong with these people? W t F what the fendango?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, man, it's ridiculous. And you know what.

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<v Speaker 1>Last week on the Michael Rabbit Point episode, I talked

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<v Speaker 1>about Taco bell I forgot something. Fuck you Jasmine that

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<v Speaker 1>was her name to drive through Jasmine. Fuck you, Jasmine.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to leave us on a wonderful note. This

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<v Speaker 1>is my tweet of the week. Jummadin had Jumadine. You

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<v Speaker 1>know it's the top to highway signs. This one is real.

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<v Speaker 1>This person says they got a screenshot of this had

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<v Speaker 1>adopt the Highway. Chris Bang's family and friends, Chris Bangs

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<v Speaker 1>and Chris Bangs family and friends. I bet you it

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<v Speaker 1>is not real. I think Chris Bangs really donating a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of money to uh fix that part of the highway,

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<v Speaker 1>and and I think it's family and his friends. I

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<v Speaker 1>think the highway. Alright, you don't think so, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta believe it. There's a Chris Bangs out there

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<v Speaker 1>that did this. I left my ass off. I'm just saying,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, for those of you who got it,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I'm talking about. You got it. If

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't get it, you didn't get it. Brooklyn, Brooklyn,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys bro bro Brooklyn, Brooklyn Boys Brock Brooklyn