Speaker 1: I mean, it's ridiculous that Omaha Steaks can still afford
Speaker 1: to offer this this deal that they have in place
Speaker 1: for us. How have they not pulled this thirt deal? Yeah?
Speaker 1: From the table, I thought, you know, I pictured it
Speaker 1: like a little carrot that they're gonna dangle and then
Speaker 1: and then whip out of out of sight, out of
Speaker 1: reach by our steaks. They're delicious. We're gonna make the
Speaker 1: price go back up. Yeah, no, can we set this
Speaker 1: email saying go ahead and do it again because the
Speaker 1: price is still in effect. That's eight percent off of
Speaker 1: this entire summer grilling package with Omaha Steaks. We love
Speaker 1: these guys. They're at Omaha Steaks dot com. If you
Speaker 1: go to the Brooklyn If you go to Omaha Steaks
Speaker 1: dot com and then you type in Brooklyn, the dropdown
Speaker 1: will appear with Brooklyn Boys podcast. Click on that and
Speaker 1: you're gonna see what's in this giant package. Who filet
Speaker 1: mi nawns. Who beefy top sirloins, Four juicy boneless pork chops.
Speaker 1: We got four all beef Omaha Steak burgers in there
Speaker 1: for traditional Kibosa sausages is four bowless chicken breasts also
Speaker 1: don't forget about their award for award winning gourmet Jumbo
Speaker 1: Frank's and Omaha Steaks seasoning packet and four made from
Speaker 1: scratch Carmel apple tartlets. Absolutely say I would almost pay
Speaker 1: the just for the four apple tarks, just for the
Speaker 1: free dessert. They're that good. You're a free dessert kind
Speaker 1: of guy. This is where it's at. It's Omaha Steaks
Speaker 1: dot com. Type Brooklyn in the search bar, and uh
Speaker 1: add that grill Ready collection to your cart. It's still summertime,
Speaker 1: it's still grilling. It's perfect. And not only that, brody um.
Speaker 1: My father gave me some feedback and said, Dude, I
Speaker 1: don't know why Tony's telling me he goes the file
Speaker 1: minions because I gave my father the flames forget about it.
Speaker 1: Because I can't find this kind of freshness in the
Speaker 1: grocery store. I'm going online and I'm getting it fresh
Speaker 1: steaks the best at Omaha Steaks. You're giving me that look,
Speaker 1: I'm giving you the look because I have the reverse.
Speaker 1: So when we got our shipment a couple weeks ago,
Speaker 1: we made everything like the first week and in the
Speaker 1: second weekend whatever we had leftover, we made right. And
Speaker 1: so this weekend my wife grilled again, but we were
Speaker 1: out of Omaha Steak and Omaha Burgers, so she got
Speaker 1: him at the supermarket. She needed some burgers real quick
Speaker 1: this weekend. And so my daughter says, what's ang with
Speaker 1: these burgers? And my wife said, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: She goes, these aren't like last week's. What's wrong with them?
Speaker 1: So my wife says, look, excuse me. The look like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, because they're not the Omaha Steak burgers. So
Speaker 1: now I gotta stock up again for this weekend. So
Speaker 1: my picky daughter, who clearly noticed the difference, doesn't get
Speaker 1: upset exactly. And by the way, we have all these
Speaker 1: people tweeting us their screenshots of their order. They keep
Speaker 1: that coming. Yeah, they can They cannot believe this deal.
Speaker 1: We can't believe it. We we talked about it off
Speaker 1: the year all the time, how they can afford to
Speaker 1: do it. But they're great people at Omaha Steaks. We
Speaker 1: want you to support great businesses Omaha Steaks dot com.
Speaker 1: Type Brooklyn in the search bar and get that off
Speaker 1: the entire package for just get everything we just spoke about.
Speaker 1: What's up. This is Michael Rapperport and you are listening
Speaker 1: to the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Brody and Scary. I
Speaker 1: gotta do another fucking take because you guys can't figure
Speaker 1: out whose names should go first, Brody and Scary, So
Speaker 1: why the fund do I gotta I gotta do two
Speaker 1: takes to me? All right? And this is Michael Rapport
Speaker 1: and you're listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Scary
Speaker 1: and Brody. You know you know why? It's Brody and
Speaker 1: Scary and not Scary and Brody because Scary didn't want
Speaker 1: me on his podcast. That you fuck you. It's Brody
Speaker 1: and scary. That's the way it is. Upstart up, Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 1: Start up, Brooklyn Buys. It's not dat up. They're making noise.
Speaker 1: Dat up up. Episode forty seven. This is the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys Podcast. I'm David Brody. Yeah, yeah you are. I
Speaker 1: don't care, man, what up? You know what? But this
Speaker 1: is episode forty seven, Episode forty six. I think we
Speaker 1: have to put a little little star next to it.
Speaker 1: Why is here an asterisk next? I think I think
Speaker 1: it's like a milestone episode from we think We've turned
Speaker 1: a corner on forty No, no, no, All of our
Speaker 1: episodes are great, but this one was like six months
Speaker 1: of us trying to get him, you turned him down.
Speaker 1: We the apology to it on the table. That's the
Speaker 1: guy who said no to you six months ago. Let's
Speaker 1: let's not forget that I was instrumental in getting him
Speaker 1: on the podcast. Yes, okay, I actually helped get I
Speaker 1: really played an instrumental role in getting because our listeners
Speaker 1: guilted you. I guilted you know. Actually you know when
Speaker 1: when when it came down, you know, And we gotta
Speaker 1: give props to C three p o of the president
Speaker 1: of podcasting, who was also behind Yes he may he
Speaker 1: helped make it happen, and uh uh yeah, it all
Speaker 1: came out and uh a lot of people seem to
Speaker 1: really like the episode. You know. I'll read some some
Speaker 1: tweets later for some really positive Rapp report off the
Speaker 1: air after it was done, was thoroughly enjoyed himself. Behind
Speaker 1: the scenes, he was like, dude, we got do this
Speaker 1: again sometime. I mean, really really cool. It wants to
Speaker 1: come back. I like that. I wonder how his show
Speaker 1: went at the Grammercy Theater last week. I looked on
Speaker 1: on social media, people seem to have had a great time.
Speaker 1: Some of our listeners bought tickets to his show and
Speaker 1: Philly coming up. Oh that's who tweeted us so nice?
Speaker 1: We like we like that. Well, na, let me read
Speaker 1: a couple of tweets and about Michael and we'll move
Speaker 1: on to Michael and I don't know. Let's and I
Speaker 1: got an email about Michael at the top at the
Speaker 1: Chad Clark very frequent tweeter. He said, okay, thanks about
Speaker 1: something else. By the way, bloody fantastic episode of the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast last week. Never knew of Michael before
Speaker 1: I heard him mentioned. Uh. I never knew of Michael
Speaker 1: before I heard him mention on an earlier podcast. Huh.
Speaker 1: People didn't know Michael report But wow, NonStop laughing throughout
Speaker 1: the podcast. Love that al right. I got an email
Speaker 1: from Brian Bryant Jones uh to the Brooklyn Boys podcast
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. Just started listening to the podcast
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago and have been binging hard.
Speaker 1: I have to say the last episode with Rappaport was great.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Michael for being a huge fan of
Speaker 1: the Real Housewives. I hate reality TV, but my fiance
Speaker 1: got me hooked the real The Real Housewives in New
Speaker 1: York is now my favorite reality TV vice Brody, please
Speaker 1: watch a few episodes so just so we can hear
Speaker 1: you rant about it. Love the show, guys. So that
Speaker 1: was from Bryant and let's see another one about Rappaport.
Speaker 1: Another one from Mark jar Oh uh, this was the
Speaker 1: best podcast ever. My wife and I listened in the
Speaker 1: car on our road trip. Holy shit, you fuck you
Speaker 1: the best. You fuck you, you fuck you. I see
Speaker 1: more crossover podcasts in the future. I hope this one
Speaker 1: blows the numbers through the roof. I wonder how the
Speaker 1: numbers are doing on that, Brodie quite well. Any other
Speaker 1: feedback and we have a ton on Twitter that I
Speaker 1: just can't keep track of. But you maybe got it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: k gli s k y g l e Yes. Favorite
Speaker 1: episode yet. Love you guys. The Guy Corner n y
Speaker 1: C loved it. Curly Cock see you are l y Okay.
Speaker 1: This week's podcast was the best by far. Love you guys.
Speaker 1: Also shout out to Curly Coach, who sent a photo
Speaker 1: of a tweet from Mr Drew Scott, who we love
Speaker 1: from the Property Brothers who said we'd like you to
Speaker 1: be a part of our wedding and wrote apart as
Speaker 1: one word, Oh, Mr Drew Scott, that's I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna hope that some assistant wrote that for him. By
Speaker 1: the way, So now that we had rapport on who's
Speaker 1: our next? Get who? Who do we need to Who
Speaker 1: do you have to go after? Next? We need our
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn slices? What are they? Are they fan army?
Speaker 1: We gotta we gotta sees the Brooklyn slices? You like
Speaker 1: I'm leaning, I'm leaning, Um, the Brooklyn slices. We need
Speaker 1: you guys to to tweet at our next um target, Well,
Speaker 1: let us know who you think we should target. Who
Speaker 1: should we have who would fit well with the Brooklyn boys?
Speaker 1: You know who does fit well already from listening to
Speaker 1: the past episode. Um, and if you didn't hear, but
Speaker 1: if you heard these episodes and didn't hear some of
Speaker 1: the episodes, you have to listen in order. I mean,
Speaker 1: they'll forget. We had the fat jew on. He was good.
Speaker 1: We like Sebastian are we are we looking into his
Speaker 1: critical feedback? Yeah? Why not listen? I'm I'm okay with anything.
Speaker 1: Why are there people out there that are criticizing us? Well,
Speaker 1: we got some feedback from a fan as long as
Speaker 1: it's not nasty. No no, no, no, I appreciate constructive criticism.
Speaker 1: Is this is this is their opinion. That's from Sammy
Speaker 1: Sam eighth. She posted this on iTunes back in June.
Speaker 1: She wrote brody and scary. She spelled your name wrong.
Speaker 1: But that's okay. Um oh, that's all right. But if
Speaker 1: she spelled your name wrong, you have to correct her. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: She spelled your name with one e two rs instead
Speaker 1: of two ease one arm. People do that all the time.
Speaker 1: That would be scary. First of oh she meant, I
Speaker 1: guess she meant. First of First of uh, yeah, First off,
Speaker 1: let me tell you both that I love you, just
Speaker 1: having trouble for first off, I read it wrong. Each
Speaker 1: week is filled with laughs and it makes my job
Speaker 1: a little easier to get through. With that said, every
Speaker 1: episode we get promised more and more and you keep
Speaker 1: failing to deliver. How is that possible? Episode forty, we
Speaker 1: were told that you would be doing two episodes that
Speaker 1: week and it never happened. Sometimes we don't have studio
Speaker 1: time and our goal is to do too, but we
Speaker 1: don't say we're gonna do two knowing we're not going
Speaker 1: to do to. Our goal is to do too, and
Speaker 1: sometimes we can't get the studio. We're going to get
Speaker 1: two on in a week. Each episode, Brody uh keeps
Speaker 1: promising more and more rants. He never does that not true.
Speaker 1: Now if I promise the rant, like I might say, oh,
Speaker 1: I have a rant coming up of a and then
Speaker 1: we do an hour and a half podcast that's still
Speaker 1: what we believe is entertaining and we don't get to
Speaker 1: the rant. I do it the next week. Listen. We
Speaker 1: appreciate Sammy sam that she wants to hear it. That's
Speaker 1: a good sign. I keep listening because he build suspense
Speaker 1: by talking about them and then saying I will save
Speaker 1: that until next episode. So I too, came next episode
Speaker 1: to be I'm gonna be tuning in only for that. Like,
Speaker 1: I feel like I really want to give you stars
Speaker 1: because you are worth it. But until you do as
Speaker 1: you say, I'm sorry. I'll have to keep it at
Speaker 1: three stars. Three we are not a three even at
Speaker 1: that with those complaints. Those gripes were not a three
Speaker 1: star podcast. It's at least four. Well. The good news
Speaker 1: is Sammy Sam likesis, so you know, how do you
Speaker 1: even rate? This is why I have a problem with
Speaker 1: reviews on Yelp and all these services, and you know Google,
Speaker 1: Google ratings. It sucks to me that that there's no
Speaker 1: there's no barometer. What's the real barometers. I'm gonna jump
Speaker 1: ahead to my unused jokes from the show because it
Speaker 1: falls in line what you were talking about. The show
Speaker 1: was talking Elvis Stray Morning Show was talking about Amazon
Speaker 1: reviews and you know how realistic they are, how legit
Speaker 1: they are. And I said, well, I looked up on
Speaker 1: Yelp and Yelp gives Amazon reviews four stars. That's a
Speaker 1: joke within a joke, right, But but do you see
Speaker 1: where I'm coming from, Brody. I mean, it's like all
Speaker 1: those Yelp reviews where they the service was off, so
Speaker 1: they go from five stars to one star. But you
Speaker 1: didn't talk about the food, like the food was great. Stars.
Speaker 1: Don't let us know stars, I'm talking about Yelp reviews.
Speaker 1: Seventy seven is the first time around, No, I know.
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is this is why you can't
Speaker 1: really lend credence to the star to the stars, because
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden you have a collection of
Speaker 1: that the average, and something might be average that three
Speaker 1: point seven when you have like four point eight stars
Speaker 1: because all those assholes took all the points off. Sammy,
Speaker 1: Sam is not not what the words you just you
Speaker 1: know I'm not talking about. I'm talking now. I'm going
Speaker 1: back to, wellcome back to like product reviews and consumer
Speaker 1: reviews on food for like, right with restaurants, it resonates
Speaker 1: with me because I know when a restaurant's quality when
Speaker 1: it's being written up by several critics, when several places
Speaker 1: by several forms something the food, the food an amazing review,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden you go to Yelp and
Speaker 1: it's like a point and a half lower. Because well,
Speaker 1: I just don't appreciate when people give one star. They'll
Speaker 1: say I ordered delivering it, it was late one star. Right,
Speaker 1: That's where that's what I'm talking About's not if you
Speaker 1: ordered from there four times it was late four times,
Speaker 1: you want to give him one star review. I get it.
Speaker 1: But if you like, oh, I went in and the
Speaker 1: hostess was rude, that doesn't have The thing is that
Speaker 1: doesn't speak to the quality of the food. Now, if
Speaker 1: I went to the manager the manager was rude about
Speaker 1: the hostess, then I will go all right, But you
Speaker 1: want to you want to be able to go in
Speaker 1: the experience. You want to be able to know about
Speaker 1: the food. I want to know am I eating good?
Speaker 1: Or am I gonna be in the fucking crap. Here's
Speaker 1: what I would say, Like, I want to know, I
Speaker 1: want to know the quality. Here's what Yelp should do,
Speaker 1: Like the gat does. Yelp should have a service rating
Speaker 1: and a food rating. Right, Like, if I get Chinese
Speaker 1: take out, I want to see four stars on the food,
Speaker 1: two stars on delivery. There's a lot of times I'm
Speaker 1: going to pick it up. I don't care the delivery,
Speaker 1: thank you. That's what I'm saying. So I went to
Speaker 1: a place recently and I had to read all the
Speaker 1: reviews and it was like it was like three stars,
Speaker 1: two and a half stars. I'm like, Chinese takeout, if
Speaker 1: it gets two and half stars, that means the food
Speaker 1: is pretty bad. So I look at all the reviews,
Speaker 1: great food, best food, great food, yeah, solid, low maine whatever,
Speaker 1: And I look at all the bad reviews. It's all
Speaker 1: deliveries exactly. So go pick up the food and you're
Speaker 1: gonna eat the great food. But the thing is but
Speaker 1: just glossing, like just like just kind of non strokes,
Speaker 1: broad strokes over these over these menu you know, over
Speaker 1: these restaurants, you're not really like you're not You're not
Speaker 1: getting them the full effect you. I want to know
Speaker 1: the quality, the quality. So for Sammy Sam, right, Sammy Sam, Yes,
Speaker 1: this is this great me right back. I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: a really good rant on Chinese food delivery later in
Speaker 1: the podcast, just for Sammy, said Sammy, Sam, coming up,
Speaker 1: huge Chinese food. Chinese food delivery coming up for you, Sammy, Sam.
Speaker 1: You just reminded me terrible experience this week. But please
Speaker 1: don't take points away, major points and give it one
Speaker 1: star if the food is awesome at a place because
Speaker 1: someone like me, or just gloss over it then and
Speaker 1: be like, ah, I guess the food sucks here. But
Speaker 1: the food is great, but your service sucked. That's it
Speaker 1: I have to say about that. Now here's what I
Speaker 1: didn't get this. This is a four star review, four
Speaker 1: to five stars for what from Jacalob which I'm assuming
Speaker 1: they're a fan from the old show says totally honest
Speaker 1: and real greatest podcast I must listen. Have been a
Speaker 1: fan from episode zero? Now does that sound like a
Speaker 1: four out of five star review? That sounds like a
Speaker 1: five out of five to minute. Okay, fall? So what
Speaker 1: the fall? So what what is that? Say? Let's let's
Speaker 1: analyze it. Let's let's read throw totally honest and real. Okay,
Speaker 1: that we brought ourselves in that greatest podcast, the greatest podcast.
Speaker 1: Wait now I must listen exclamation point. Have been a
Speaker 1: fan from episode zero perfect? Where is the room for improvement?
Speaker 1: The Greatest Podcast? And what do they go? What do
Speaker 1: they continue to say? That's it? Maybe maybe their finger
Speaker 1: was fat and they hit the wrong button. They kind
Speaker 1: of like kind of nudged the wrong button. That's whoops.
Speaker 1: And there there there their thumb went to the left
Speaker 1: instead of the right. I don't know what's going on there.
Speaker 1: Something the other four star reviews, Yeah, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of Yeah, I would have kiss our own ass. No,
Speaker 1: there's other reviews that are really good. Let's see I
Speaker 1: think I no, no, not reading that one. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: let me see. These are some good ones. And where
Speaker 1: where is this on iTunes? iTunes? Uh? Five stars from
Speaker 1: Sweet Symphony. You don't have to read the good ones.
Speaker 1: We don't need to stroke ourselves. I just want know
Speaker 1: where we have to get better? Well, how about I
Speaker 1: can't even read this person's name. It's like me and
Speaker 1: a lot of numbers. I've listened to them all parentheses
Speaker 1: in order. And episode forty six with Michael report is best, Okay,
Speaker 1: it is best? That must be like, uh the first
Speaker 1: Ladies campaign be best, It's best best, best is best.
Speaker 1: You can't argue with that. But that person game is
Speaker 1: five stars? Didn't write is best? Three stars? Yeah, jack alive?
Speaker 1: What the f? Yeah? That happened to me on eBay
Speaker 1: by the way, you know, somebody said this guy was
Speaker 1: the best awesome quick service pro to deal with, and
Speaker 1: then they give me one star for what it was
Speaker 1: a mistake. Oh ebaya, great ship, you know, fast chipper, everything,
Speaker 1: the whole thing, great communication, one star I got totally
Speaker 1: lowered my rating. I got it. Well that that that's
Speaker 1: on the service as long as they give you a
Speaker 1: positive people when you look at the positive feedback. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: f m um, so I shipped my pants the other day.
Speaker 1: Which reason was this? Which one? Well, I didn't ship
Speaker 1: my pants. This is the email you got. I explain
Speaker 1: this email again? Should we just should just go right?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read the email as it came into this picture.
Speaker 1: Just minding your own business at nine o'clock in the
Speaker 1: morning at the radio station, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: this random email comes in and in the subject line
Speaker 1: of the email is one of my passwords that I
Speaker 1: used to use, and I've used it at the time
Speaker 1: for I've changed it since. Yes, my password is in
Speaker 1: the subject line of the email, so you know that
Speaker 1: this is going to get my attention. And the person writes,
Speaker 1: let's get straight to the point. I do know that
Speaker 1: blank is your password, they repeated, More to the point,
Speaker 1: I know your secret, and I have proof of it.
Speaker 1: You don't know me personally, and no and no one
Speaker 1: employed me to look into you. It's just your hard
Speaker 1: luck that I discovered your blunder. Well, I placed a
Speaker 1: malware on the adult videos and sex sites and all
Speaker 1: the websites that you have fun too, if you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. While you were watching video clips. Your
Speaker 1: browser started out functioning as a remote desktop with a
Speaker 1: key logger, which provided me accessibility to your display and webcam.
Speaker 1: After that, my software obtained every one of your contacts
Speaker 1: from your social networks as well as mailbox. Now then
Speaker 1: they go on to say that they've created a situation
Speaker 1: where one part displays the video I was watching. The
Speaker 1: second part displays my webcam, and then they go on
Speaker 1: brody to bribe me. They say there are two choices here.
Speaker 1: You could ignore this letter or simply pay me three thousand,
Speaker 1: two hundred dollars an automount, right, which is also yeah
Speaker 1: it's in a weird amount. Yeah. Option want ignore this.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you what is going to happen. If
Speaker 1: you choose this path, I will definitely send your video
Speaker 1: that they made and all of the contents of my webcam,
Speaker 1: which apparently they broke into and offline conversations, and I
Speaker 1: will send it to your entire contact list, including close relatives, coworkers,
Speaker 1: and many others. It will not save you from the
Speaker 1: humiliation that you will feel when friends uncover your dirty
Speaker 1: videos from me. The second option is to pay me
Speaker 1: three thousand, two uh, and then they go on to
Speaker 1: give me instructions that I want to leave it into bitcoin, yes,
Speaker 1: and first off, specific or real bitcoin wallet or whatever
Speaker 1: they use. First off, I know you can't reply to them, right,
Speaker 1: but if you could, please let them know I don't
Speaker 1: want to see the video, don't don't send it to
Speaker 1: this co worker. And then they give me this ultimatum,
Speaker 1: and they say that I have two days to make
Speaker 1: the payment, and if they don't have the payment in
Speaker 1: forty eight hours, that they are going to go ahead
Speaker 1: and put me on blast. Now, you came in the
Speaker 1: next day to work. You came to my desk and
Speaker 1: you said, look at this. You made me read it,
Speaker 1: and you were shaking. You are well, you obviously was
Speaker 1: thinking about it. So the right because the thing is,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know. The thing that gets me
Speaker 1: is they say that they had control of my webcam,
Speaker 1: which has also control of my microphone. I was more
Speaker 1: concerned with the access to the microphone and conversations. Listen,
Speaker 1: I do business and not not do my business. I
Speaker 1: don't not Greg t right take ships on the floor.
Speaker 1: I do business. I talk um openly, you know, to
Speaker 1: several companies and people you know about whatever. Mathew co workers,
Speaker 1: and I sit in front of that computer in my
Speaker 1: living room and I edit phone taps. I do another
Speaker 1: podcast with my friend Cheryl plug for speaking volume. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let me let me back for a second, and
Speaker 1: we see each other on the webcam and we we
Speaker 1: talk offline about what we talk. Do you ever do
Speaker 1: any of that naked. No, you don't sit your own house.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've been there in my T shirt before.
Speaker 1: That's not naked. Okay. So so the first thing I
Speaker 1: said to you was the crux of this email is
Speaker 1: that they have you on your webcam watching porn and
Speaker 1: and diddling yourself. Well, that's what I was afraid of.
Speaker 1: But I didn't do that. No, no, So I said
Speaker 1: have you done that? And your eyes rolled to the
Speaker 1: back of your head like and you looked up like
Speaker 1: you were thinking about it. Yeah you did. You were like,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, but that wasn't then, So no, no,
Speaker 1: And then once you said no, I've definitively I don't
Speaker 1: do that, I said, well, then it's bullshit. And then
Speaker 1: I said that's why I wasn't scared. I'm like, they're
Speaker 1: gonna get a dime out of me because there's nothing.
Speaker 1: But what I was really what I was really afraid of, though, Brodie,
Speaker 1: was the the thought of, like, what did I say
Speaker 1: on that that was you know, on that camera? Because no,
Speaker 1: because the green light is on and and once if
Speaker 1: they have access to the microphone, then they have they
Speaker 1: have access to pretty much me in my apartment being
Speaker 1: me and that's the kind of ship that bothered. But
Speaker 1: then I listen, dude, if you're asking if I've ever
Speaker 1: jacked off on my camera, I've never done that. I don't.
Speaker 1: I could definitely tell you just put that into people's minds.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I've never done it. Okay, I've never
Speaker 1: done I said, that's never been me in my life.
Speaker 1: But then, but your but your your computer is in
Speaker 1: your living room, right. The thing that got me slow,
Speaker 1: that made me slow my speech and be like, wait
Speaker 1: a second, is did I go to any adult sites?
Speaker 1: You know? Have I checked out? Because you know, for
Speaker 1: the show for research whatever research, or people know we
Speaker 1: would research in case Elvis decides to talk about straight porn.
Speaker 1: You accepted it out. No, but there are times where
Speaker 1: you know, people say click this link, or you know,
Speaker 1: my buddies will send me a filthy video like you
Speaker 1: with a meme or something crazy. You know that, all
Speaker 1: that stuff that says. But then s f W. That
Speaker 1: surprised me. So I said, your webcam is in your
Speaker 1: bedroom and you said, no, it's in my living room,
Speaker 1: living room. So I said, maybe, I said, have you
Speaker 1: ever had sex in front of the camera, like in
Speaker 1: the living room? And you swore to me, swore to me,
Speaker 1: you have never had sex in the living room of
Speaker 1: your apartment. I have not. How is that possible? Because
Speaker 1: my couch is like cost too much money. That's expensive, dude.
Speaker 1: Come on now, dude, if your girlfriend was all hot
Speaker 1: and heavy all over you on the couch, you'd be like, uh,
Speaker 1: let's go to the cheap bed because this couch is
Speaker 1: too nice, because I have a tempera pedic mattress in there.
Speaker 1: It's more. It's just as expensive. Not a sponsor. Not
Speaker 1: a sponsor. If you mentioned what you bought that bed from. Not,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it. Not. I don't want to
Speaker 1: hit a jingle. Not in the mood to do the jingle. Okay,
Speaker 1: but you won't have sex on your couch because it's expensive.
Speaker 1: It's leather, you can wipe everything all. I'm not. It's disgusting.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've never been. I'm a traditional guy.
Speaker 1: I'm very missionary. That's it. I'm a very traditionary traditional tradition.
Speaker 1: That's a missionary position. Traditional people. I'm traditionary hashteg tradition. No,
Speaker 1: so you you're not your doggy style. But the thing
Speaker 1: is I just I don't get busy in my living
Speaker 1: so I could I could none of it. I have
Speaker 1: a fucking balcony and I've never used it to its fullest.
Speaker 1: Six way a minute. When you go to a hotel though,
Speaker 1: no really, I'm traditional, Yeah, but your girlfriend seems everything
Speaker 1: else is non tradition. Everything else is filthy, Your shower's filthy.
Speaker 1: The story then on the floor of the rugs and
Speaker 1: stuff and no whatever, But that's not the point. Well, yes,
Speaker 1: it's the point to bow. I don't know. Why don't
Speaker 1: anyone want to swing with you from two weeks ago?
Speaker 1: Imagine you were swinging with those people were like, let's
Speaker 1: do it in the hot tub, and you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's go to the bed missionary, but your wife listen,
Speaker 1: let's can we get back on track? Yeah, yeah, back
Speaker 1: on track. So the point of my story was, um,
Speaker 1: I didn't I knew that I had nothing dead, nothing
Speaker 1: on me except for maybe we'll wait a second, what
Speaker 1: if they have access to all the files in my computer?
Speaker 1: And who knows what's in my computer? And again again
Speaker 1: going back to your stuff having sex, not video of me,
Speaker 1: but but any anything that I might have like downloaded
Speaker 1: accidentally the guy sent you and the guys serious would
Speaker 1: have sent you. But that's normal. We all we all
Speaker 1: got stuff that's not safe for work. You never sent
Speaker 1: me anything. I'll put you on my list so I
Speaker 1: know way to find adult content. Thank you. We got groups.
Speaker 1: My friends and I have a group chat going on,
Speaker 1: and sometimes they send like memes and stuff that is
Speaker 1: completely like not not savory at as necessarily nu to
Speaker 1: who sends the porn anymore? Because what if it was
Speaker 1: some so what if it was some some off color
Speaker 1: something that somebody sent me and then and then that's excusable.
Speaker 1: No it's not. But the point is this. I just
Speaker 1: felt betrayed. I felt like I was violated. Then what
Speaker 1: you went you went to and violated for that? Went
Speaker 1: I of the I T guys, and he's telling me like,
Speaker 1: look scary, you know this password and you know this
Speaker 1: could be a breach of anything. They could have your
Speaker 1: you know your Apple I and all this stuff, and
Speaker 1: it was. It was brutal. So I started changing my
Speaker 1: password and name and everywhere everywhere I went, right did?
Speaker 1: I changed everything? Brody and Elvis. I even told Elvis
Speaker 1: and he goes, dude, you gotta call the FBI. Yeah, so, UM.
Speaker 1: I later that day, and by the way, this is
Speaker 1: now a public service to everybody listening to this podcast. Um,
Speaker 1: not just two long winded stories. So I could hear
Speaker 1: myself speak. UM. I spoke to the FBI, UM, and
Speaker 1: the woman on the other line after I started reading
Speaker 1: her the email of the letter, she started quoting the
Speaker 1: letter and reading ahead for me. They had gotten the
Speaker 1: exact same as if to say, we've get thousands of
Speaker 1: these every day. Can I tell you if I might
Speaker 1: add something. Anytime you get a virus pop up on
Speaker 1: your computer, like send money to the Russians for ten
Speaker 1: dollars and it's in Russian, I've gotten that, um. Or
Speaker 1: if you get any kind of like pop up virus
Speaker 1: that says send money or your thing, all you have
Speaker 1: to do is take the words and google them. And
Speaker 1: I later found if you would have just taken that
Speaker 1: email and popped it in and googled those words, you
Speaker 1: would have seen typical scam blah blah blah. Right, So
Speaker 1: the FBI person said, look, um, this is what's going on.
Speaker 1: You know some suckers somewhere send that present money. Well,
Speaker 1: that's what the FBI told me. They said that that
Speaker 1: this bitcoin wallet or whatever is up to four hundred
Speaker 1: eighty five thousand dollars, and the scam was only noticed
Speaker 1: and uncovered. It's only been known for like two or
Speaker 1: three weeks, So in three weeks it's gotten a lot
Speaker 1: of traction, and it's gotten a lot of people really flustered,
Speaker 1: so much so that they are they believe it, because
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, as I'm standing here, I don't
Speaker 1: I don't fucking fall for the bullshit. Oh there's up there.
Speaker 1: You know you won money in this this lottery or hey,
Speaker 1: here's a free cruise click here, or or some some
Speaker 1: some prints from Dubai wants to give me his wealth.
Speaker 1: I don't fall for any of that ship. But this
Speaker 1: fucking email looked legit. If there's four five thou dollars
Speaker 1: in that account, how many people? So the FBI people said, look, um,
Speaker 1: it's a problem. But you realize not only the stupid
Speaker 1: they have jerking off in front of their work, that
Speaker 1: I thought the same thing, because you know, it's not
Speaker 1: like one of those scams where the old lady gives
Speaker 1: up her all her money that she saved, and she right,
Speaker 1: because in order for you to pay this money. You
Speaker 1: have to know for a fact you're whacking at to
Speaker 1: pour in front of your webcam. That's why God created
Speaker 1: duct tape. You put duct tape over your webcam, or
Speaker 1: so I've read. I gotta say shout out to Sam,
Speaker 1: Sam Coppolino producers. Sam. Yeah, I told her this. Sorry,
Speaker 1: her jaw dropped. She went out and she've seen that video.
Speaker 1: By the way. She bought these little um these little
Speaker 1: webcam uh slots. They're actually um, they're windows uh and
Speaker 1: they affixed to your webcam. They come in packs of six.
Speaker 1: They're cheap, and they affix to your computer and not
Speaker 1: a sponsor. Not a sponsor they should be though, And
Speaker 1: they affix to your computer. And then you could slide
Speaker 1: the window open and close and it's neat and it's
Speaker 1: not it's not duct tape, which is messy and sticky.
Speaker 1: This this is an actual permanent fixture on your webcam.
Speaker 1: So you could slide the window closing. You don't want
Speaker 1: the webcam, so if you need to cover up your webcam,
Speaker 1: it's already messy and sticky. But I will say this now,
Speaker 1: so so all these people are falling for it. So
Speaker 1: if you are one of these people that have gotten
Speaker 1: this email. It's a scam that's less than number one.
Speaker 1: Number two with your freehand. Don't reply to it, and
Speaker 1: you're the number two. You definitely want take the words
Speaker 1: of the email and google it. Put it in Google Search,
Speaker 1: and you'll see several articles come up with that this
Speaker 1: guy got your password doesn't mean he has porn. He
Speaker 1: makes it very technical sounding so that you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's got keystrokes and malware, and he does all. I'll
Speaker 1: give you some key strokes. And then finally, and then finally,
Speaker 1: we found out that this particular scam that's going around
Speaker 1: is specifically from the LinkedIn password dump of two thousand sixteen,
Speaker 1: which means, by the way, the password dump. I saw
Speaker 1: that movie as well. Was it great? All the hyo?
Speaker 1: But yes, so yeah. So if you are a linked
Speaker 1: In person and you were asked to change your password recently,
Speaker 1: like I was, and that's another reason I don't use LinkedIn,
Speaker 1: I'm linked out, You're done. Don't hit me off. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna no. I don't want your professional contacts. You
Speaker 1: have people that ask you for LinkedIn to join your
Speaker 1: link I think I pitched about this in an earlier
Speaker 1: episode listen in order, you know. All right, well there
Speaker 1: you go. But yes, LinkedIn, So if you're a linked
Speaker 1: in person, I can't help you. You don't link with me,
Speaker 1: There's nothing I can do for you. So they took
Speaker 1: those millions of passwords on LinkedIn and they put them
Speaker 1: on a public website, and then people started getting all
Speaker 1: the names and passwords. So that's how this happened. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. I'm good. All right there pretty distraction. Okay.
Speaker 1: I got pneumonia. I was wheezing a coffin last week.
Speaker 1: The week before I had a test x ray. Yes,
Speaker 1: that is it called is it walking pneumonia? And boogie
Speaker 1: woogie flute. I'm not going there. Well that's the song.
Speaker 1: It's an old song. No I have I have something.
Speaker 1: I haven't waiting for my doctor to call me. I
Speaker 1: told him to call me after twelve noon today, which
Speaker 1: is soon, and I said, give me an update because
Speaker 1: the x ray was yesterday at like five o'clock. So
Speaker 1: they said, your doctor will have the results. Okay, So
Speaker 1: if you do have it, I gotta take a certain
Speaker 1: medicine that gets the water at the lungs and then
Speaker 1: I got I gotta take probiotics. Because I took so
Speaker 1: many antibiotics for no reason. Right now, I feel like,
Speaker 1: now is it contagious? You know, you seem very concerned scary,
Speaker 1: which reminds me. I don't know if I mentioned this
Speaker 1: another podcast, but I mentioned again. You came to my
Speaker 1: desk last week. I was that that was real. And
Speaker 1: I was at my desk last week. I was even
Speaker 1: worse than this week, and I was hacking up a lung.
Speaker 1: And you want my desk is the first desk when
Speaker 1: you walk into the morning show offices. I got the window,
Speaker 1: and I'm closest to the door. I got the hot spot.
Speaker 1: You walked in, and you looked at me and you went,
Speaker 1: Brodie okay? And I was coughing. I stopped coughing and
Speaker 1: turned my head to look. You had already turned around
Speaker 1: and walking away down the hallway. You didn't even wait
Speaker 1: for my answer. That's such compassion. How did I say it?
Speaker 1: You said, broody? Are you okay? And then you walked out.
Speaker 1: You don't want an answer. That was the equivalent of going, hey,
Speaker 1: how are you doing? You don't really care how I'm doing.
Speaker 1: It's like a greeting. You wanted the credit for asking
Speaker 1: me how I was doing, but you don't really care
Speaker 1: how I was doing? Well. I wanted to know a lot,
Speaker 1: But Brodie, how are you doing? Meaning like, all right,
Speaker 1: you're still alive, you're heartbeat, you're good, Okay, I'm out.
Speaker 1: I never answered you. What were you gonna start telling
Speaker 1: me your alments? Right then? And there? You said, am
Speaker 1: I okay? You said are you okay? Yeah? You didn't
Speaker 1: say hey, Brodie. It sucks because you didn't say I'm
Speaker 1: sorry you're not feeling good? You said are you okay?
Speaker 1: That requires an answer. My response at that point was
Speaker 1: and then you were going, so what am I supposed
Speaker 1: to do? Okay? What if? Okay, let's let's walk. Do
Speaker 1: you are a phony Hollywood type? That's bullshit that you
Speaker 1: didn't really care. That's not true. If somebody came to you,
Speaker 1: like down the hall, were like, did you see Brodie's coughing? Haws?
Speaker 1: You doing? You're like, I don't know, Well, you would
Speaker 1: allowed say he's fine, but you're walking. Do you remember
Speaker 1: asking me I do? And do you remember what you
Speaker 1: were thinking as you walked away? That that there was? Yes,
Speaker 1: you weren't thinking about me at all. You are like
Speaker 1: poor guy, You're like oh, I I got credit about
Speaker 1: but there's a list of things to do when you
Speaker 1: walking around here. I got so much going on on
Speaker 1: my plate. There's a lot going on. And then so really,
Speaker 1: did you were a part of my checklist? Would you
Speaker 1: rather me not ask how you're feeling? Okay? So I
Speaker 1: got up and I followed you. Once I stopped coughing,
Speaker 1: I followed you, and you over by the interns just
Speaker 1: stand around talking. You aren't doing anything you had to do.
Speaker 1: You aren't going to a meeting. You're like, oh, I
Speaker 1: gotta get to do. You're just you're shooting the breeze.
Speaker 1: You're probably asking them questions you didn't if you okay,
Speaker 1: if I asked you again already, how are you doing?
Speaker 1: What are you gonna say? And then what are you
Speaker 1: gonna give? You give me a listen, I'm gonna feel
Speaker 1: like you genuinely cared. How would you respond? It's like
Speaker 1: when you when Gregg Team was having uh an allergic
Speaker 1: reaction to eating an apple and he was choking and
Speaker 1: he needed an EPI pen and you left him. You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's probably faking it, and you left him. You walked away.
Speaker 1: The boy who Cried Wolf okay, crying wolf, his face exploded,
Speaker 1: if it doubled in size, his throat was closing up.
Speaker 1: That's something, boy, cried wolf. That's the boy I gotta
Speaker 1: tell you, Brodie, Greg dealing with Greg Tea is a
Speaker 1: different animal. And then people, it's about you though it's you.
Speaker 1: Don't You don't genuinely care when you ask people how
Speaker 1: they're doing. But I really do know you're about you.
Speaker 1: And if it, if it fits into dude, if it
Speaker 1: fits into your world, you're all about it. But if
Speaker 1: it doesn't fit into your world, like you never say
Speaker 1: to me, hey, how are your kids doing? Oh? You
Speaker 1: don't leave it for college because you don't because you
Speaker 1: don't talk to them, because you don't talk to them.
Speaker 1: What your daughters leaving for college in two weeks? Is
Speaker 1: she really? How? Where's she moving to college? Where she? Whatever?
Speaker 1: College she's going? Okay, okay, you know how? How is she? Colloguy?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just don't. You don't talk about
Speaker 1: your family life. You don't offer it, so I don't
Speaker 1: offer it. I don't you have to ask. I can't
Speaker 1: walk if I walk intowe, Hey, scary, how's it going?
Speaker 1: Let me tell you about my daughter in gymnastics today. No, yes,
Speaker 1: what asked me? Because I asked you how you girlfriend's doing?
Speaker 1: I just get you see you going away for the weekend.
Speaker 1: I got are you taking your girlfriend? But that's you
Speaker 1: wanting to live vicariously through me. Now, I don't want
Speaker 1: to have a girlfriend. I have no interest. I'm just
Speaker 1: curious about your life. I'm showing interest in you. But
Speaker 1: I do show interest in you. No, you don't because
Speaker 1: you don't want a wife and kids. So you have
Speaker 1: no interest in my wife and kids. Wow, but that
Speaker 1: all goes back to a brody Okay, out the door.
Speaker 1: How are you? How are you feeling, Bertie? If I
Speaker 1: told you what college my daughter went to, I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: she goes. Oh that's great. Anyway, what I mean, how
Speaker 1: do I how else do I bond with you? Well?
Speaker 1: We bitch about shit, I know what. We we have
Speaker 1: a bond on another level. I'll tell you how we bond.
Speaker 1: We had a guest on the show two weeks ago,
Speaker 1: and he's a guest. Right, we have guests in the
Speaker 1: studio and you want to be nice to them. You
Speaker 1: definitely don't want to make fun of them. Right, But
Speaker 1: sometimes when I when someone has a name that's clearly funny.
Speaker 1: Privately you want to joke about it. We had a
Speaker 1: very talented singer up here, no disrespect, I'm not bad
Speaker 1: mouthing him, very talented. I was very impressed with how
Speaker 1: good he was. But his name is Jack and his
Speaker 1: last name is Hess jack Hass, jack Hess. But if
Speaker 1: you say it fast, it's jackack ass. But we all,
Speaker 1: we all knew that because we looked at each other.
Speaker 1: His name is Jacks, Like if you're drunk in a
Speaker 1: boy like, by the way, what are you going to
Speaker 1: set concert? Jackass? And by the way, don't you think
Speaker 1: that he gets that all the time? Doesn't you think
Speaker 1: he's aware of that. Here's the thing. If your last
Speaker 1: name is Hess, right, and you're not part of the
Speaker 1: Hess family that has Truck family, they own the Jets
Speaker 1: for many years. If your last name is Hess, your
Speaker 1: father and mother can pretty much name you almost anything
Speaker 1: except Jack. Michael has Robert has, Stephen has Jacks. That's
Speaker 1: the one can't do, the only one you can't do, right.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, if you could think of a worse
Speaker 1: name to put in fund of Hess, then let us
Speaker 1: know tweet us. So that leaves me to believe it
Speaker 1: did it on purpose? Do you think they named their
Speaker 1: kid Jackass on purpose? I mean it would have to be.
Speaker 1: My mom used to be a school teacher. When when
Speaker 1: before I was born and I was a little kid,
Speaker 1: and she had a kid in her class. The parents
Speaker 1: last name was Schwartz, no joke, not a joke, and
Speaker 1: they named their kid Bermuda on purpose, on purpose. They
Speaker 1: named their daughter in her class, the kid's name was
Speaker 1: Bermuda Schwartz. You'll never live that down. You're gonna get
Speaker 1: made fun of class. She had another kid in her class.
Speaker 1: I swear to god, it's not It's not a joke.
Speaker 1: This was so My mom taught in the late late fifties, sixties,
Speaker 1: early sixties. So in the fifties, the first Godzilla movie
Speaker 1: came out right it was actually a Japanese movie, and
Speaker 1: they read dubbed, didn't English, and it had Raymond Burr
Speaker 1: films some scenes in English. To make it look like
Speaker 1: it was our film. I mean, as cheesy as you
Speaker 1: can get. They took Japanese footage over dubbed it and
Speaker 1: then stuck in Raymond Burr, the actor, and had him
Speaker 1: film scenes and changed the entire plot of the movie. Anyway,
Speaker 1: the story goes that the mother of this kid was pregnant, right,
Speaker 1: she's gonna go into labor, but the husband desperately wanted
Speaker 1: to see Godzilla. They took they took her, the pregnant
Speaker 1: wife going into labor to go see Godzilla. She named
Speaker 1: the kid Godzilla. The kid's name was Godzilla. Britt I
Speaker 1: gotta I would imagine at this point god They're probably
Speaker 1: like seventy sixties. I gotta look him up online. But
Speaker 1: these are Sometimes you deliberately name your kids something to
Speaker 1: be spiteful. But who does that serve? That's self serving?
Speaker 1: And it's at the time I mean to me that
Speaker 1: that is Oh my goodness, you're right. No, but you're
Speaker 1: you're not even wife. What are you, sir? You did
Speaker 1: it again? You're right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I know
Speaker 1: you're right. But here's my question about Jack Hess. If
Speaker 1: the kid's name was Jacob, he chose Jack. If his
Speaker 1: name is John because, as you know, Jack, for some
Speaker 1: strange reason, is a nickname for John, like John F. Kennedy,
Speaker 1: people call him Jack. If his name is John Hess
Speaker 1: and he's choosing to be Jackass, something's wrong. Now that
Speaker 1: means he didn't think of it. How do you not
Speaker 1: think of it? I went to Jackass. You see him
Speaker 1: on the street, Jackass. If you see jack right, you're
Speaker 1: walking down the street, you see him. He's a famous guy.
Speaker 1: He's got a couple of hit singles. You love his videos.
Speaker 1: You're a big fan Jackass. Someone's gonna come punch you
Speaker 1: if he doesn't Jackass. Like if his last name was Off,
Speaker 1: if you're last chaos off, you can't name your kid
Speaker 1: jack cannot be jack Off, right, because then you get
Speaker 1: a guy saying he saw you doing it and he
Speaker 1: wants two from you. And by the way, um, but
Speaker 1: check out jack Hass. He's a great singer. We just
Speaker 1: did a nice plug for jack Hass. Not a sponsor.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, you want to you want to plug
Speaker 1: jack Hess. I went to school high school with a
Speaker 1: Perry Winkle, No I did. I don't know the last
Speaker 1: name was Winkle, that there was the Winkle family. Yes,
Speaker 1: and uh the kid. That's funny after the first time
Speaker 1: you hear it, Perry Winkle Berry Winkle's a color. His
Speaker 1: brother was ripped fan. I mean, you know what, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't put it past them, but that's what people are doing.
Speaker 1: Now they're doing now it went to school a while ago, No,
Speaker 1: but now even more. I mean, look at Kim Kardashian West.
Speaker 1: What what one kid's name is North? So it's Northwest.
Speaker 1: That was done on purpose? Well, that was done on purpose? Yes, okay.
Speaker 1: Can I tell another another celebrity story, Yes, that we
Speaker 1: got we moved on from JACKSS. So we had a
Speaker 1: big star in the building, big and we've had them
Speaker 1: on our show, but they weren't on our show this time.
Speaker 1: They were at another radio station down the hall, big star.
Speaker 1: And we know this big star us. He travels with
Speaker 1: a lot of people, a lot of posse, a lot
Speaker 1: of handlers, a lot of makeup people carrying people. You know,
Speaker 1: this person needs a lot of people. Not a problem,
Speaker 1: A problem with that very talented person. So I'm leaving
Speaker 1: to go home, and this person is leaving through the
Speaker 1: freight elevator outside our studios where they take the garbage
Speaker 1: and the and the freight, which goes to a back entrance.
Speaker 1: So if you don't want to be seen, you don't
Speaker 1: get down to regular elevators. But her people went that, oh, har,
Speaker 1: I said, har Her people went down the regular elevators
Speaker 1: with me, right, and I was already on I got
Speaker 1: on the elevator, and then they joined on the elevator,
Speaker 1: so they didn't know that I got onto this floor.
Speaker 1: They kind of ran in the elevator last second, and
Speaker 1: they're talking about her. Did did you see a smile?
Speaker 1: Did you smile? Did you have a good time? You
Speaker 1: think she had a good interview? Do you think she
Speaker 1: liked the interview? I think I started a smile. I
Speaker 1: think she enjoyed it. Yeah, she seemed okay. Did she
Speaker 1: seem okay to you? I think she's okay. Oh god,
Speaker 1: I hope she was okay? Yeah, sind okay. Do you
Speaker 1: think that we did it was okay? Then asked any
Speaker 1: questions she didn't like? Right? No, No, she was fine.
Speaker 1: I think she was fine. Are you sure she was fine?
Speaker 1: Are you sure she was fine? Yeah? I think she
Speaker 1: was fine. Are you sure she was fine? I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure she was fine. You're pretty sure she was fine.
Speaker 1: Did she smile? You saw a smile? Right? She was happy.
Speaker 1: They were so worried that this person had a good experience. Now,
Speaker 1: part of me was saying, now you can give me
Speaker 1: your opinion. Part of me was saying, these people are
Speaker 1: just really good at making that they're concerned. They're concerned
Speaker 1: about that person, and part of me was thinking, this
Speaker 1: person has them so nervous, that they're so nervous that
Speaker 1: this person was happy that it all went smoothly, that
Speaker 1: they're like on pins and needles. What do you think?
Speaker 1: I think that these people were hired specifically for this job.
Speaker 1: This was in their job description, and their sole focused
Speaker 1: in their job is to make sure that this person
Speaker 1: is happy. So if she's not happy, they didn't do
Speaker 1: their job. That was mission not accomplished. So I believe
Speaker 1: that sometimes people are employed and I know it's hard
Speaker 1: for us to fathom at our level and happy. No,
Speaker 1: but people listening to us, I mean nobody has we
Speaker 1: don't have handlers, and we don't and nor does anybody listening.
Speaker 1: Do you imagine it's hard to imagine. We did this
Speaker 1: podcast right, Let's say last week with Michael Report, and afterwards,
Speaker 1: people are people like, do they think they enjoyed the
Speaker 1: getting with my report? Do you think they had a
Speaker 1: good time my report? I think it's okay, she's gotten.
Speaker 1: There's so many people and I know this person we're
Speaker 1: talking about, I'm not I don't want to give it away,
Speaker 1: But no, I'm not. Please don't ask. I'm not gonna don't.
Speaker 1: So many people in that person's world that and this
Speaker 1: person is so rich and so uh you know, they
Speaker 1: got money to throw around for everything, and they probably
Speaker 1: have people that were that are hired just to do
Speaker 1: this job. The task at hand is this make the
Speaker 1: star happy at all times. Now, the reason I told
Speaker 1: this you don't have that right. The reason I told
Speaker 1: the story is so you can see that what goes
Speaker 1: behind the scenes with celebrities, not so you can tweet
Speaker 1: me and go, if I guess it, will you tell me.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you what if I did. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna tell you because that's not the issue. The
Speaker 1: issue isn't who it was. I just I just wanted
Speaker 1: to share with you what goes on behind the scenes
Speaker 1: when you see like the handlers and the posse and
Speaker 1: the people and the whole thing. These people you know,
Speaker 1: and sometimes they're like friends from when they were younger
Speaker 1: that they get hired to be like the make sure
Speaker 1: that your everything's okay people. Does she have the water
Speaker 1: she needs? Did she get the fruit plants you wanted?
Speaker 1: Was everything okay? Did they ask any questions she was
Speaker 1: unhappy with. So sometimes people come in with nobody, nobody,
Speaker 1: like we have a lot of guests to come up here.
Speaker 1: Big stars they come up with nobody, like staying Shaggy
Speaker 1: were here, they walked here that time. Will Smith came here,
Speaker 1: became by himself and by himself, Chris Martin from Coldplay.
Speaker 1: You didn't bring a lot of people, know, nobody want
Speaker 1: or two people. Maybe it comes in himself. Some people
Speaker 1: come in with people and usual this in this case
Speaker 1: it was it was a big star. But in some
Speaker 1: cases the person barely has a hit. Oh sometimes the
Speaker 1: posse is bigger than the career. But when your career
Speaker 1: is in as big, sometimes you want to act like
Speaker 1: your career is big. He surround yourself with a posse
Speaker 1: so people will think, oh my god, this presson is
Speaker 1: a lot of people. They must be on the way up,
Speaker 1: or they must be bigger than I know. Anyway, that's it.
Speaker 1: That's you got for the moment. Well I got, I
Speaker 1: got used jokes. I still got that Chinese food delivery
Speaker 1: rant for Sammy Sam eighty. That's coming get to that.
Speaker 1: You want to want some email? What do you want?
Speaker 1: You do? A couple of emails, and then I got uh,
Speaker 1: got unused jokes, and then some grammar police. I got
Speaker 1: some grammar police, and I got uh, I got a rant.
Speaker 1: I promised last week with a movie theater company. Not
Speaker 1: the movie theater, mamt We already did that. This is
Speaker 1: a company that deals with movie tickets that I had
Speaker 1: a problem with. Right before we get into that, we
Speaker 1: have to talk about our friends at Grand Prix Grand
Speaker 1: Primotors in the heart of Brooklyn. We are scheduling a
Speaker 1: date where Brody and I will come down and we
Speaker 1: will jump into some of your hottest vehicles and maybe
Speaker 1: we'll pose on them. Like I don't know if we
Speaker 1: are the great poster guys for I'm sitting from sexy cars,
Speaker 1: sexy cars, and on sexy men. Maybe that will be
Speaker 1: the lay across the hood of the Porsche Porsche. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: we got corrected lest week. It's Porsche se scantily are
Speaker 1: we We're not scantily clad women. We're not we're not models,
Speaker 1: we're not beautiful people. But you get into a hot
Speaker 1: car somethings, it makes a little more beautiful. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: really are. There are twenty seven or nine Coney Island
Speaker 1: Avenue in Brooklyn. Now you're you're probably sitting in Pennsylvania saying, well,
Speaker 1: what's in it for me? How do I get there?
Speaker 1: Get your car? Go to Grand Primotors dot com. There
Speaker 1: a g R A N D, p R i X
Speaker 1: motors dot com. Here's what I like best about them,
Speaker 1: because we've all bought cars, or most of us in
Speaker 1: board cars. And you don't know if you want Mercedes
Speaker 1: and BMW. You don't know if you want a Toyota
Speaker 1: or a Hundai. You don't know which minivan you want.
Speaker 1: You gotta go to multiple dealerships. Right No, no, not
Speaker 1: with Grand Primotors. Go to Grand Primotors. You'll you tell
Speaker 1: them like I'm looking for a minivan, I'm looking for
Speaker 1: a sports car, I'm looking for whatever. They will show
Speaker 1: you and talk to you about all the cars within
Speaker 1: twenty four forty eight hours. They will get you the
Speaker 1: call you want at a better price because they're using
Speaker 1: all the dealerships to compete against each other to get
Speaker 1: you a better This is your one stop shop. And uh,
Speaker 1: if you want to follow along online, it's g R A,
Speaker 1: N D, P R i X motors dot com. Go
Speaker 1: there and you can take a look at what they
Speaker 1: have for you. They got en models. Uh. They got
Speaker 1: also they have again, as Bodie said, the competitive pricing.
Speaker 1: That's big um. But here's the other thing. Yes, they
Speaker 1: not only do the leasing of the cars, they take
Speaker 1: trade ins. They do least swaps, which is awesome. They
Speaker 1: do least returns. You can turn the least if you want. Uh.
Speaker 1: They have their own body shop, so if you have
Speaker 1: to get a little work done, we'll take care of
Speaker 1: it for you. Uh. And so this is an all
Speaker 1: in one place. This is like it's almost like the
Speaker 1: whole world because you can get to, you know, all
Speaker 1: your automotive needs in one place. I personally don't like
Speaker 1: driving from dealership to dealership and dealing with multiple salespeople
Speaker 1: trying to remember who often me one deal, then the
Speaker 1: first guy over to your better deals, you go back
Speaker 1: to him, then you go back to hard, you go
Speaker 1: back all in one place, Grand Primotors. You're done. And
Speaker 1: the best part about them is they're literally become your friends.
Speaker 1: They become like family and and and you know, you
Speaker 1: trust your friends more than you trust people. You know,
Speaker 1: people from Brooklyn like us, which is everyday average people.
Speaker 1: Straight talkers tell him that the Brooklyn Boys sent you mail.
Speaker 1: Talk that sounds like welcome. You've got mail. You've got
Speaker 1: a lot of email, but I'm only going to read one. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, I'm gonna more than that, but because Brodie're
Speaker 1: gonna want to hear some of these. First of all,
Speaker 1: people still riffing off of the name Scary Brodie, Brodie
Speaker 1: Scary and you know, I don't know, maybe I's just
Speaker 1: throwing the towel on this one. Uh uh. First of
Speaker 1: all free Dessert Brooken Boys podcast with Scary and Brody
Speaker 1: from Mario low Era, What's Up Guys off the podcast.
Speaker 1: I had to write in about this. My brother and
Speaker 1: I went through the drive through McDonald's and ordered three coffees,
Speaker 1: one hot with cream and sugar, one iced with cream
Speaker 1: and sugar, and one ice sugar. Only I got the
Speaker 1: hot first one. I got the hot first, when then
Speaker 1: one ice with cream started to drive and lost my
Speaker 1: place in the window. My brother had to walk in
Speaker 1: and get the coffee with no cream because they didn't
Speaker 1: put it in there before he left the car. I
Speaker 1: told him even as not even get your free dessert nice.
Speaker 1: He walked in told him of the problem They resolved
Speaker 1: it and was asked if there was anything else they
Speaker 1: could get for him. He said, yes, have three cookies please.
Speaker 1: They gave them to him and no free dessert off
Speaker 1: the McDonald's. Fuck up. I like that, but I'm really
Speaker 1: loving it. Um, thank you for that. Also, Samantha Page
Speaker 1: sent a message to our Facebook page. Yes, we have
Speaker 1: a Facebook page at the Brooklyn Boys on Facebook. Like
Speaker 1: the page if you can. We need more likes. Our
Speaker 1: Facebook page, by the way, is not why Facebook lost
Speaker 1: a d Hi. Brody and Scary. First of all, I
Speaker 1: want to say I love you guys so much. Also,
Speaker 1: I've started listening a few weeks ago and going, you know,
Speaker 1: order like you said, and on the Valentine's the other
Speaker 1: time they hear this, it will be a month and
Speaker 1: a half from now. Well, they just heard the Valentine's
Speaker 1: Day episode and Scary said, nobody knows what the meaning
Speaker 1: of funny bone means, and that made me laugh. That
Speaker 1: is because we all learn in school that it's called
Speaker 1: the humorous bone, like Brody said, and it actually is
Speaker 1: common knowledge to know that. I still disagree. Anyway, I'm
Speaker 1: assuming Secury will never read this on the podcast because
Speaker 1: I'm taking Brodie's side wrong. But I just had to
Speaker 1: message that and say that I love you guys. Thank
Speaker 1: you Sammy xl XL back to you. Yeah, just because
Speaker 1: you you favored Brodie's opinion not mine, I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: a ship. I'm still gonna read your stuff. Um, we
Speaker 1: have the Okay, we'll save the grant police. Uh, this
Speaker 1: is Oh, we're getting over Brody. We're getting our first
Speaker 1: spam email to the account. I don't know how we
Speaker 1: were doing so well, Brodie until this point. Some company.
Speaker 1: Now we got spam. First piece of as long as
Speaker 1: they don't have me watching porn. Hi there, So, um,
Speaker 1: hope all as well. I know this is pretty last minute,
Speaker 1: but curious to see if you might be interested in
Speaker 1: having fellow Brooklyn boy and recent l a transplant Jackson Public,
Speaker 1: the co creator and executive producer of The Venture Brothers,
Speaker 1: on the show, since he will be in town the
Speaker 1: first part of that. We just gave him the plug.
Speaker 1: Oh that's Sam's pitching a guest he picked to guests. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we there's no he's on. He's on. This person from
Speaker 1: Adult Swim vanthan Abernathy. All right, well, we just gave
Speaker 1: you a shout out, but that's what we've got. We
Speaker 1: respectfully decline episode feedback from Crystals sounds that sounds yeah. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: had to write in AFT listening today's podcast being Scouted
Speaker 1: by Swingers, that was the episode that my girlfriend and
Speaker 1: I got hit on by swingers on a bar rooftop. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I didn't think there was a doubt to that, and
Speaker 1: I'm glad she's confirming it. Hey, scary. I know this
Speaker 1: because my husband and I have been in the lifestyle
Speaker 1: for twelve years. We've hosted some of the biggest swinger
Speaker 1: parties in New England and I would bet I know
Speaker 1: the couple that hit on you. Wow, that's must be
Speaker 1: a small circle. I would bet I would know. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well if I also be happy to answer all of
Speaker 1: your questions, Brodie. If you read email on the podcast,
Speaker 1: please omit my last name. Okay, ed, you read the
Speaker 1: last name name, But why is her last name in
Speaker 1: the top of the email? That's what I want to know.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, the email said, when we email the
Speaker 1: heaterer has her full name on it. Why don't you
Speaker 1: know the head the heatter? I didn't even know. Shouldn't
Speaker 1: the first line be don't read. By the way, I
Speaker 1: gotta write this down rule. The first line of your
Speaker 1: email should be don't read my name. In the podcast,
Speaker 1: the subject line should be don't read my name. And
Speaker 1: by the way, if you're gonna be swinging all over
Speaker 1: New England, why are use an email address that hasn't
Speaker 1: had it with your last name? By the way, if
Speaker 1: you're swinging all over New England, is there anyone left
Speaker 1: in New England who haven't slept with that doesn't know
Speaker 1: your last name? Swinging in New England is my favorite
Speaker 1: song from bar that's weekend in New England. But what
Speaker 1: a weekend? What a week can't you be? U? X
Speaker 1: o x girl at at gmail dot com. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I gotta edit her name out. Name out, so when
Speaker 1: you hear it was edited, it's already too late, I said,
Speaker 1: keep reading. I mean she still here. If I have
Speaker 1: any questions, we're god, she said, Brodies like tell me more, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: text or email me Brodie about the wonderful world of
Speaker 1: swinging hashtag slow finges. Oh no, she is, Okay, she
Speaker 1: leaves her email and there's an interesting picture. I'll show
Speaker 1: that to your actually podcast Brody. Okay, be careful. They
Speaker 1: might have you on video looking at that picture. Hold on,
Speaker 1: I gotta send to a bitcoin account in Zimbabwe anyway.
Speaker 1: Oh all right, there you go. I got some stuff
Speaker 1: to you want email you want to do? I got
Speaker 1: some d M s and some gramma poe slid into
Speaker 1: your DM some grammar police. Well we'll start with just
Speaker 1: sliding into d M. It's grammar police, a police grama
Speaker 1: police police. Now, this is the first time you're playing
Speaker 1: this song since it aired on Elvis Strand in the
Speaker 1: Morning Show. That's right. We actually snuck this into the
Speaker 1: Big Show. That's right. We've been doing it a lot lately. Alright. So, uh,
Speaker 1: Seeking Caffeine a E two Seeking with no g uh
Speaker 1: sent me a picture that they took and uh it
Speaker 1: was from a pizza place that they passed by. I
Speaker 1: believe it's in Yonkers, New York. The sign says, and
Speaker 1: it's a professional sign. Look at that scary it's a
Speaker 1: giant poster that's a huge poster and liquor bottles. And
Speaker 1: this is one of those posters that has several renderings
Speaker 1: and has to go through several filters. It looks like
Speaker 1: it's four ft by three feet. It says see you
Speaker 1: for cocktails open late night hours eleven am until as
Speaker 1: long as why oh you are thirsty? Oh you're thirsty?
Speaker 1: So yeah, and and so it's at fourteena pizza. So
Speaker 1: I tweeted at fourteen a pizza with the picture of
Speaker 1: the sign, and I said, hey, at fourteen a pizza.
Speaker 1: You made a mistake and son used the wrong Your
Speaker 1: thought you'd want to know and wrote me back on Twitter.
Speaker 1: And what did they write? Not exactly scholars over here,
Speaker 1: We do make a hell of a pizza though, and
Speaker 1: they're not gonna change it. They've got no intention. Well
Speaker 1: they spelled hell of a and though wrong, you're kidding me.
Speaker 1: But I get credit for writing back. Um, shout out, listen,
Speaker 1: fourteen a pizza better be some damn good pizza if
Speaker 1: they can't spell. From Kevin Kats Kevin k seven seven
Speaker 1: three on Twitter, here's a grand police Uh. New month
Speaker 1: added to the calendar. Uh. And it's a I have.
Speaker 1: That's a board of a board of events for the
Speaker 1: month of auguashs A U g U A s C.
Speaker 1: And that's a professionally done board, you know. And that's
Speaker 1: permit And who the hell did that? He wrote? I'm
Speaker 1: ashamed of my job from cassio Pedia. So I have
Speaker 1: to grammar police hashtag grammar police myself here herself because
Speaker 1: I realized only after wearing this shirt all day that
Speaker 1: there is no apostrophe in girls. And she's wearing a
Speaker 1: shirt at Wrigley Field and it says diamonds are a
Speaker 1: girl's best friend, and it's it's girls plural. Who does that? Well,
Speaker 1: the person who made that shirt. That's terrible, not grabber police,
Speaker 1: but it's in my same folder. I want to send
Speaker 1: a fuck you to add Dallas says Say is d
Speaker 1: A l I s U s A y s. Dally
Speaker 1: says who decided to tweet all of his favorite reporters
Speaker 1: and they are all very much of the same ilk
Speaker 1: of reporters. And one of them is David Brodie CBN
Speaker 1: who the other David Brodie. Oh, so he wrote at
Speaker 1: David Brodie and then wrote David Brodie cbm N. I
Speaker 1: wrote back to Dally Sue. Dally Sue says, hey man,
Speaker 1: the same email, the same tweet. I said, everybody that's
Speaker 1: not me, please delete your tweet. A couple of our
Speaker 1: listeners tweeted him, hey Man wrong, David Brodie, please delete
Speaker 1: the tweet. Douce Fag hasn't deleted his tweet yet, son
Speaker 1: of a bit. So if you feel like you know,
Speaker 1: reach it out to somebody. D A l I s
Speaker 1: U Dallas Sue says, s A y s Dally Seu says,
Speaker 1: delete the tweet. I want to send a shout out,
Speaker 1: not grammar police, but a little free dessert to Thomas Flahive.
Speaker 1: He's at Joker Underscore Thomas eleven. He says, Taco Bell
Speaker 1: and Lehigh Acres made up big time today for another
Speaker 1: store's mistake. So one store screwed over, screwed him over.
Speaker 1: He showed the receipt to a different store where he
Speaker 1: was at. They honored it in credit at game, a
Speaker 1: free gift card, free dessert. Boom, boom, what do you got? Congratulations?
Speaker 1: More grammar police? Uh, this is disgusting. From just spotted
Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania from at Lexei Murray on Twitter. Uh, they
Speaker 1: were at a chicken place and the sign professional signs
Speaker 1: at today's eshell ten piece tinder biscuits at with chicken
Speaker 1: ten piece p E A C E tinder d I
Speaker 1: N D E r oh you swipe left if the
Speaker 1: chickens good ten piece tinders with biscuits in the canasta
Speaker 1: for Thank you so much for that one. Hold on,
Speaker 1: there's more I got. We we had to do. We
Speaker 1: have fast and furious on these uh the Grand Police
Speaker 1: from mom at mom two twins twelve sending in this
Speaker 1: sign above some bar that said no smoking please and
Speaker 1: smoking is s m O K E I n G.
Speaker 1: And it's carved out in wood, so they ain't gonna
Speaker 1: correct that anytime soon. Also, we have to say hello
Speaker 1: to our friends at where is it? Oh? It's um
Speaker 1: oh this guy sent it in at Brandon Taylor. It's
Speaker 1: go fuck fan to one five. Thank you Philadelphia represented.
Speaker 1: I don't know where you can go cuff fan. Um,
Speaker 1: what's the problem. I'm confused. It's a grammar police signed
Speaker 1: right the new Uh it must have Oh, it's our
Speaker 1: favorite Duncan donuts. But they hand wrote in a sign,
Speaker 1: handwritten in a sign that the new donut fries and
Speaker 1: the flavors they have new cocky dough see okay, ki
Speaker 1: eat dough. Oh yes, I saw that. One cocky dough
Speaker 1: for everybody, for all the girls and boys. Send us
Speaker 1: your Grand Police on Twitter to at Brooklyn boys w
Speaker 1: t f use hashtag grammar police to the subject, put that, yeah,
Speaker 1: so we can easily sort them and retweet them. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much for if they're on Twitter then yes. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So anyway you want to do some unused jokes, I
Speaker 1: would love to go. These are I'm gonna keep repeating
Speaker 1: it because sometimes this is your first episode listening. These
Speaker 1: are things Brodie or I have written, but mainly Brodie
Speaker 1: have written for the Big Show members. Uh that got
Speaker 1: rejected and never got rid on the air. So he's
Speaker 1: gonna give you the setup and what the the punch
Speaker 1: line that was never used on the radio. Go for it, Brodie.
Speaker 1: Now the first one, you and I both wrote jokes
Speaker 1: for this one. Yes, Elvis said he met Chance the
Speaker 1: Rappers brother at an NBC. Yeah, and he was trying
Speaker 1: to remember his name, so I wrote his name is
Speaker 1: no Chance the Rapper and you wrote community Chest the
Speaker 1: Rapper monopoly joke and Elvis actually eventually did read that
Speaker 1: on The Big Show as to point to poke fun
Speaker 1: at me that scary. This is a joke. Uh, Greg
Speaker 1: teas top of train, he was talking about have you
Speaker 1: ever eaten Plato? And my joke was yeah, and it
Speaker 1: came out looking like spaghetti if you ever play now,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that one. Oh, Danielle on our show
Speaker 1: did a story that the great show A Key for
Speaker 1: Southerland twenty four is coming out with a prequel, So
Speaker 1: I said, what's it called twenty three? We didn't get
Speaker 1: to that one. Uh. Two people on our show wrote
Speaker 1: the same joke, and we didn't do it on the air.
Speaker 1: No one did this. I can't see it. Is that
Speaker 1: the joke? No, okay, no, we were talking about a
Speaker 1: story Garrett brought in sound. Garrett on the show um
Speaker 1: that a pizza delivery guy right to somebody's house and
Speaker 1: they were just moving in and had a baby grand piano,
Speaker 1: either outside or when you first walked in, and he said, oh,
Speaker 1: let me play it, sat down to piano and he
Speaker 1: played incredibly well, amazingly well, not that pizza delivery guys
Speaker 1: can't play piano, but it was the fact he's just
Speaker 1: like oh, and they recorded him playing it. Seems odd
Speaker 1: they recorded and playing it, but they recorded and playing it.
Speaker 1: So my joke was because he recently quit and he's
Speaker 1: looking for work. I said, oh, you know, it wasn't
Speaker 1: Papa John because he only plays the white keys. Two
Speaker 1: people Nate also on the show, we didn't get to it.
Speaker 1: If you don't know the Papa John story, look it up.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get into the politics of it.
Speaker 1: It's funny. I don't don't read too much into it. Uh. Lastly,
Speaker 1: Elvis on The Big Show was talking about how many
Speaker 1: sexual partners the average man has, how many admits to
Speaker 1: the average woman, how many? And we we had people
Speaker 1: calling up with how many sexual partners they had by
Speaker 1: a certain age. And Elvis's whole thing was, what's in
Speaker 1: the past is in the past, right, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: So my joke and if you know Elvis, you'll understand
Speaker 1: why this is funny. I said, Elvis likes to put
Speaker 1: all of his sexual partners behind him. We didn't get
Speaker 1: to that one. Okayonasing, baby, I don't care if you
Speaker 1: can answer me or not. I'm just gonna keep going
Speaker 1: because I don't really care about you. That's right, go on,
Speaker 1: you got then, I got. I gotta talked about my rewards.
Speaker 1: Caught with the movie the first of all, Tianna nor
Speaker 1: Dang wrote us, Hey, boys, longtime fan of you both.
Speaker 1: I tend to listen to the podcast while cleaning my
Speaker 1: Grandma's house last Sunday, I had it playing through my speakers.
Speaker 1: I always talk about even is not even, and I
Speaker 1: have to get you and you gotta get your free dessert.
Speaker 1: I pointed this out to my seventy three year old grandma,
Speaker 1: that this is where I got those phrases from. Her
Speaker 1: first reaction was, is this Larry David talking about David Brody?
Speaker 1: Fast forward a few days to have our cable boxes.
Speaker 1: Two of the cable boxes were not working. I told
Speaker 1: her not to let them give her the run around.
Speaker 1: Of course they did and made her wait four days
Speaker 1: for a new remote. Well, the remote arrived finally, and
Speaker 1: she called back and said this wasn't the issue and
Speaker 1: that they needed to send out a tech. I said,
Speaker 1: you better get a refund for those miss days. She said,
Speaker 1: I did. They refunded me the money for those days.
Speaker 1: Proud granddaughter. Moment Granny even knew that even was not even,
Speaker 1: and she got her money back for those fours. Don't
Speaker 1: you guys would enjoy that? Thank you? All right? Very good?
Speaker 1: So well, he doesn't even is not even. I am
Speaker 1: a member, as is my wife. We share a card
Speaker 1: for a MC stubs rewards. We go to MC movie
Speaker 1: theaters all the time. And if you if you spend
Speaker 1: money using your card, right, you give your card, you
Speaker 1: get points. Okay, we go family of five to the
Speaker 1: movies all the time, family of four depends on what's
Speaker 1: to go. We go to the Imax, the three D.
Speaker 1: Spend a lot of money. So what my wife likes
Speaker 1: to do is she likes to use the points towards
Speaker 1: the free popcorns. Right, because you don't want to buy
Speaker 1: a jumpop popcorn for like thirty seven dollars. But if
Speaker 1: you have three points, you use the points towards the popcorn,
Speaker 1: you feel like you've got something for free. Sure, So
Speaker 1: I'm going to the movies, yes, I think with my
Speaker 1: buddy Jeff at one point, I think this is one
Speaker 1: of the times when I used well he owed me money.
Speaker 1: M h. And I go to buy the tickets, and
Speaker 1: on any other app, this is not a problem. On
Speaker 1: this fucking app, it's a problem. When you go to
Speaker 1: pay for your tickets, it says, how do you want
Speaker 1: to pay for your tickets? I say credit card, right,
Speaker 1: I have a credit card on file with AMC stubs,
Speaker 1: So it says this credit card, yes, And you go
Speaker 1: to close your transaction and you hit pay. Right, you
Speaker 1: hit pay and it says, congratulations, you've ordered your tickets.
Speaker 1: Here's your your your your QR code. Your total is zero?
Speaker 1: My total zero? Why because it used my points towards
Speaker 1: the tickets, even though I told it to use the
Speaker 1: credit card. Right, I don't want to use the points.
Speaker 1: No points belong to my wife, who was none too
Speaker 1: happy that I used the points. She thinks you fucked
Speaker 1: her right, and not in a good way. There is
Speaker 1: no good way trust. So she says to me, I
Speaker 1: see all my lence. You used all the points for
Speaker 1: your two tickets. You're not supposed to use my points.
Speaker 1: So I say, I didn't mean to use the points.
Speaker 1: It said, what kind of payment do you want to make?
Speaker 1: I put the credit card in my visa and it
Speaker 1: still took the points. That's terrible. That's a glitch on purpose.
Speaker 1: So I go on to the social media right because
Speaker 1: I called seems fair. I called the number, the eight number,
Speaker 1: and they couldn't help me. They said, we can't give
Speaker 1: you points back, but go through customer service on social media.
Speaker 1: They'll be able to help you. So I go to AMC,
Speaker 1: AMC helps. At AMC helps bullshit change your name. So
Speaker 1: here's how it starts off. At AMC Theaters, I tried
Speaker 1: to oh so on the app, it says, if you
Speaker 1: have a problem, leave feedback here. Yeah, So I go
Speaker 1: to leave feedback. It says, type your feedback in the box,
Speaker 1: put your email address in and send the feedback. I
Speaker 1: do that and it says invalid email. Well, now I've
Speaker 1: typed the whole thing, but I didn't save it because
Speaker 1: it's in the box. So I go, all right, invalid email.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's because I'm using a o L. Sometimes the
Speaker 1: apps don't read a well, okay, So I write the
Speaker 1: whole explanation again, but this time I copy it and
Speaker 1: I put another email address invalid email address. So I
Speaker 1: put my wife's email address invalide. I use all seven
Speaker 1: of my email addresses femail corporate invalid. So I go
Speaker 1: to a AMC theater and I say, at AMC Theaters,
Speaker 1: I tried to leave feedback on your app, But the
Speaker 1: app feedback section says my email address is invalid no
Speaker 1: matter which of my seven email addresses I use. I
Speaker 1: want to be able to buy tickets without using my
Speaker 1: Stubbs reward points. It won't let me there's no option.
Speaker 1: By the way, Fenn Dangle has the option. So at A.
Speaker 1: Mc helps writes me back because they must have told him.
Speaker 1: Hey write this guy back, So sorry for that, David.
Speaker 1: Can you d M me your a mc stubbs account
Speaker 1: number so I can look into this, Paul. Paul there,
Speaker 1: he wrote, Paul, So I right back. Can you please
Speaker 1: follow me so I can d M you? Because my
Speaker 1: third party app doesn't allow d m s unless we
Speaker 1: follow each other. I'm not using the Twitter desktop. I
Speaker 1: spell it out. Amc Helps writes back, very sorry for that.
Speaker 1: Can you send me your email address so I can investigate.
Speaker 1: You should be able to d M me through the
Speaker 1: following link, Paul. He sends me a link which is
Speaker 1: the link to d M. So I write a Seriously,
Speaker 1: I know how to d M. I explain to you
Speaker 1: why I can't. Please read what I wrote. I don't
Speaker 1: need a link to d M as if I don't
Speaker 1: know where the d M is, just open the app
Speaker 1: and go to the f feedback section and try to
Speaker 1: leave feedback yourself and see if your email address works. Also,
Speaker 1: please submit my complaint about not being able to pay
Speaker 1: with a credit card when you have points to the
Speaker 1: app developers. I've noted this feedback from my website and
Speaker 1: mobile app team to look into and fix as soon
Speaker 1: as possible. Paul replying to AMC helps me. So you're
Speaker 1: not going to follow me even though you ask me
Speaker 1: to direct message you, and I asked you nicely to
Speaker 1: follow me so I can direct message you my account.
Speaker 1: What is the problem? Follow me so I can d
Speaker 1: M you and then later you can un follow me.
Speaker 1: Right so, they right back on not sure while you're
Speaker 1: having a problem dming us, So I again, right back.
Speaker 1: I told you you have to follow me so I
Speaker 1: can d M you. I'm using your third party app,
Speaker 1: so they right back. Thank you for your feedback. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: since the rewards have already been activated, they will continue
Speaker 1: to automatically be used on on each transaction. Sadly, I
Speaker 1: can't return the points back to your card, so I
Speaker 1: right back. That's bullshit, Paul, I want my points back.
Speaker 1: Charge my credit card. That's not fair. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to use the points. You should have an option. It's
Speaker 1: or it was if you're way behind on these podcasts,
Speaker 1: you should have an option. You why did you ask
Speaker 1: me how I want to pay for it? If you're
Speaker 1: not gonna let me use my credit card. You need
Speaker 1: to do something to make up for this, so they
Speaker 1: right back, I'd be more than happy to send you
Speaker 1: four movie passes to cover for the cost of the
Speaker 1: rewards that were activated. If this is except we're gonna
Speaker 1: send you money for your blood pressure medication anytime soon.
Speaker 1: So they write back if this is If this is acceptable,
Speaker 1: please d M U S with your mailing address. So
Speaker 1: I right back. I really appreciate that, but I can't
Speaker 1: DM you a few Paul, don't tell me that's where
Speaker 1: it ends. No, where it ended was. I then went
Speaker 1: home and d M them from the desktop. Of course,
Speaker 1: they got their way and I but I got my
Speaker 1: full movie passes within a week. I got free dessert
Speaker 1: because even is not even what fuck you Paul anyway,
Speaker 1: But being a dumbass and not being able to read
Speaker 1: that I can't DM me follow an instruction telling me
Speaker 1: sending me a link. This is how you d ms
Speaker 1: click the link. These people are fucking I'm verified on Twitter,
Speaker 1: bitch morons. They read off of manuals. They know if
Speaker 1: if person says a you respond with a person says
Speaker 1: be There's It's all robotic even though there might be
Speaker 1: a real person by typing, they're just spitting out bullshit
Speaker 1: because that's what they've been told to write. They don't
Speaker 1: have minds of their own. They can't think on their own.
Speaker 1: I don't think they can think when they leave their
Speaker 1: fucking job. And I gotta be honest with you. I
Speaker 1: don't think his name is really Paul. Probably not, but
Speaker 1: here's what I said. I'm getting angry for you on this,
Speaker 1: Paul dumb as a brick. However, they eventually did right
Speaker 1: by me, but they didn't fix the feedback link on
Speaker 1: the app. No, this is this is three weeks ago.
Speaker 1: They didn't fix it. And you still can't choose the
Speaker 1: option not to use your points. The funk out of here,
Speaker 1: the funk with your app, which sucks. Here's what you
Speaker 1: can do. You can go on fendango that card that's
Speaker 1: right by the tickets that way. What the fund is
Speaker 1: wrong with these people? W t F what the fendango?
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, it's ridiculous. And you know what.
Speaker 1: Last week on the Michael Rabbit Point episode, I talked
Speaker 1: about Taco bell I forgot something. Fuck you Jasmine that
Speaker 1: was her name to drive through Jasmine. Fuck you, Jasmine.
Speaker 1: I'd like to leave us on a wonderful note. This
Speaker 1: is my tweet of the week. Jummadin had Jumadine. You
Speaker 1: know it's the top to highway signs. This one is real.
Speaker 1: This person says they got a screenshot of this had
Speaker 1: adopt the Highway. Chris Bang's family and friends, Chris Bangs
Speaker 1: and Chris Bangs family and friends. I bet you it
Speaker 1: is not real. I think Chris Bangs really donating a
Speaker 1: lot of money to uh fix that part of the highway,
Speaker 1: and and I think it's family and his friends. I
Speaker 1: think the highway. Alright, you don't think so, come on,
Speaker 1: you gotta believe it. There's a Chris Bangs out there
Speaker 1: that did this. I left my ass off. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: by the way, for those of you who got it,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. You got it. If
Speaker 1: you didn't get it, you didn't get it. Brooklyn, Brooklyn,
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