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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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Speaker 1: subject how large is too large? We'll get into that

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Speaker 1: in just a few minutes, but right now the nephew

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Speaker 1: is here with today's prank phone call. What do you

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Speaker 1: have for us today? Nephew elf he self that I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a Darwin Darwin.

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Speaker 1: H this is he Hey Darwin. How you doing? This

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Speaker 1: is Frank with FPC. We're trying to come down and

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Speaker 1: um see about making an appointment with you within the

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Speaker 1: next weeks. That's possible. Fun for what we're supposed to

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Speaker 1: come by. I'm with FPC. We wanted to uh we

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Speaker 1: have what what what is that? What is FPC? Uh? Sir?

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Speaker 1: Your name was left with us and you're you're you're

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Speaker 1: on on our file to actually come out and make

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Speaker 1: an appointment with you so we can so we can

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Speaker 1: get your picture taken. You must have your own number.

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not signed up to take no picture anything.

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Speaker 1: So okay, well you are you're doing correct? Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 1: I am done. So you call it Darwin and that's

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Speaker 1: what you call it. But anything about a picture? What

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Speaker 1: what's up with a picture? We've got you on our

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Speaker 1: schedule here, FPC. We have you on our schedule to

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Speaker 1: uh to actually for us to come out to your

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Speaker 1: home and take your picture. Okay, FPC? What's company is that?

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Speaker 1: What's what's your? What type of picture? And would I

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Speaker 1: be taking? I'm not taking no picture? But what what

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Speaker 1: is FPC? Okay, you don't know anything about photo being

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Speaker 1: taken of you? Okay? Uh, sir, f PC is uh

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Speaker 1: we are this is a funeral Picture company, Funeral Picture company.

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Speaker 1: And what we do is we come out and take

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Speaker 1: your picture and we actually keeping on file. That way,

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Speaker 1: when you do pass away, we have your picture for

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Speaker 1: your program and we have a nice picture for you. Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm not did right now. You're not taking no picture

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Speaker 1: of me? Who is this again? My name is Frank? Frank? Okay, Frank?

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Speaker 1: You mean to tell me y'all taking pictures of people

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Speaker 1: before they that just so you could have them picture.

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Speaker 1: Oh foul. We're keeping on file and then you have

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Speaker 1: a good picture on your program. And that's what that's

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Speaker 1: what uh, that's what we do. They ain't signed up

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Speaker 1: for nothing like that. Who the hell signed me up for?

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Speaker 1: Something like that. I'm not quite sure, but we're trying

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Speaker 1: to schedule what we can come out beginning of next

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Speaker 1: week so we can get your picture taken next week.

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Speaker 1: Week after you get picture when I'm dead, you're not

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Speaker 1: taking no picture of me before that that. They don't

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Speaker 1: sound right, sir. Don't you want to have a good

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Speaker 1: picture on your program? So you're not taking the picture

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Speaker 1: of me for no juneral arrangements that I'm not dead yet.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand that. What the hell is this about?

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Speaker 1: Nobody will sign me up for it? Then tell me

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Speaker 1: that much? Uh so I don't have the actual person

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Speaker 1: listen here on who signs you up? But I do

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Speaker 1: have the number and you are Darwin, Mr Darwin, So

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Speaker 1: I didn't sign them for that. I'm not taking the pictures.

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Speaker 1: Uh You guys running around taking pictures of people before

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Speaker 1: they that just to have a good picture on fan man.

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Speaker 1: I ain't never heard of like that, sir. Okay, sir?

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Speaker 1: Are you? I mean we have your address? Here? Are

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Speaker 1: are you? Are you available? No? I'm not available. I'm

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Speaker 1: not available at all to take no picture for funeral

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Speaker 1: that I'm not even dead yet. I don't I don't

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Speaker 1: get that that that sounds like a much of and

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Speaker 1: I who the hell gave you my number? That's what

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Speaker 1: I want to know. So I'm not quite sure. But

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Speaker 1: one thing we have to do is we have to

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Speaker 1: follow through with our jobs. So what we're gonna have

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Speaker 1: take a picture. So I don't wanna, you know, create

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Speaker 1: a problem, but I have to get a picture of

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Speaker 1: you by next week. Oh it's gonna be it, because

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Speaker 1: you're not getting up picture me for no funeral arrangement,

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Speaker 1: Mr Darwin. I have to come by your house at

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Speaker 1: least by Friday, at around twelve noon. I'll come by

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Speaker 1: and get a picture. You ain't come by my guy

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Speaker 1: house no Friday. You can lie. You got me come

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Speaker 1: the funeral program. I'm not taking the kitchen that nne

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Speaker 1: I'm claiming to be dead. I'm not dead. That's a

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Speaker 1: more bad look. Got dead. I don't know where. Don't

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Speaker 1: you worked for Frank, but you got word I work

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Speaker 1: for l PC, Sir, I worked for f PC, FCC. Mike,

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Speaker 1: you're not taking no picture of me. Don't come over here, Friday.

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Speaker 1: Come about no guy Piston because before you got pistol

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Speaker 1: and you and I hope they got Joe got pet

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Speaker 1: your on file. But that's a stupid company you worked for.

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Speaker 1: I ain't never heard of nobody taking no picture Beforeday died.

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Speaker 1: I got millions of pictures in here for that program.

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Speaker 1: And when I'm don't I care about what a picture

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Speaker 1: looked like. Who wasn't my guy? Funeral this? Nick? You

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Speaker 1: tell whoever you worked for, they need to go find

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Speaker 1: another my occupation that don't make no guy just you're

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Speaker 1: not coming over here, Friday, Buddy. You come over here

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Speaker 1: if you want to. Okay, Mrs Darwin, Yes, are you

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Speaker 1: familiar with with Glinda? That's my wife? What what you're

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Speaker 1: about to say? Now? I want all I wanna do

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Speaker 1: is say this, man. I just want to say, Glinda,

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Speaker 1: the one that got me to prank phone call you.

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Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy baby from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. Huh.

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Speaker 1: I'll be up by yeah, a little shy little I

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Speaker 1: ain't never let know this. It's like there's some FDC funeral. Well, man,

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Speaker 1: I said my New Year resolution. I was gonna cut

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Speaker 1: back on drinking. But you got me over here about

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Speaker 1: the tip a bottle right now? But oh are you crazy? Man?

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Speaker 1: And come over here to day before and get a

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Speaker 1: picture of Clinton. Y'all got me? Baby, you got me.

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Speaker 1: I ain't never heard of me like that. You are

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Speaker 1: putting me up to it. But you're gonna I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you what You're tune in tomorrow morning. Man, You're gonna

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Speaker 1: catch yourself on national radio and I'm gonna tell everybody. Boy,

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Speaker 1: they had me hot over here. I'm gonna don't tell Clinton,

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Speaker 1: but I'm gonna have me to drink anyway. I was

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Speaker 1: looking for an excuse to track. You don't fit your thicking.

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Speaker 1: Don't put on foul boy, y'all, y gotta have lost

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Speaker 1: the half of min y'all head with that? Am here, buddy, Man,

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Speaker 1: I gotta ask you something, man, darm and tell me

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Speaker 1: this here, man, what's the baddest and I mean the

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Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land Steve Harvey Morning Wick

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Speaker 1: Up Show? Buddy way too much. Once he decided he

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Speaker 1: wasn't taking this picture, he turned up the custom Oh yeah, drinking,

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Speaker 1: He said, this is some ignorant blake, whoever it is.

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Speaker 1: You work for. They need to find another profession. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's plenty of When I'm dead, I will give a

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Speaker 1: blank what picture you usually? Who have this blanketed blank field?

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Speaker 1: Used to drink and now I keep stupid? Yeah it's stupid.

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Speaker 1: Will you do that? Fairmingham, Alabama, April sixteen through the eighteenth,

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Speaker 1: the nephew has added a show Sunday night eight o'clock.

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Speaker 1: Y'all hearing me see it? So I'm telling uncle right now,

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Speaker 1: I just ain't that. I ain't gonna be making on

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Speaker 1: Monday now. I can't do all any one time. So

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Speaker 1: sixteen through the eighteen awful nineteen he better than me. Edit,

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Speaker 1: Well that's a fact. What else you need to fight

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Speaker 1: that one? Yeah, that's gonna move on. What else you got? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you get off Friday night and if you added the

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Speaker 1: show with the start though, but don't forget catch your

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Speaker 1: boy Friday Night on the own network. Ready to Love

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Speaker 1: It jumps off. You don't want to miss it. If

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Speaker 1: you missed the episode one, don't worry about it the

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Speaker 1: next when it is coming from to Meet the Eye cast,

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Speaker 1: it's jumping off this Friday Night eight. Welcome back Chris,

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Speaker 1: Central Time nine. He still only on own and welcome

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Speaker 1: back Chris. Yeah. Shout out to Jackie man Jacobs on television. Yes, no, yeah,

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Speaker 1: your wife on TV. She was on she was on

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Speaker 1: the on the show last week. Really all right, thank enough?

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Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry letters, subject how large it's too large?

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Speaker 1: We'll find out right after this. You're listening to the

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Speaker 1: Stave Harvey Morning Show.