WEBVTT - "The Rich Adjacent Expert" with Solomon Georgio

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<v Speaker 1>Forever.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually your face claims that you're the hater.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, God hates you, which is why he made you

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<v Speaker 3>look like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway. Welcome to the Individual Expert Podcast. We have started. Baby, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>in the building the build. Pull over that ass too fast?

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<v Speaker 2>Pull that as too fast?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, I need some energy.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm tired. You need some cocaine? No? Absolutely not, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>a friend or something.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm just tired. I'm like worn down, worn down.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean I did two shows last night, and

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<v Speaker 2>you know I went to work like everybody else. But

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<v Speaker 2>I must have a concusion, concussion or something.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know. I'm just like, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>So you are tired, yes, because you worked and had

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<v Speaker 2>two shows last night and you think you out of concussion.

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<v Speaker 5>Did someone hit you at one of the shows. No?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you slam your head against No, because that's what

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<v Speaker 2>a concussion is, but it feels like it could be.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think of concussion? Do you think a

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<v Speaker 2>concussion means fatigue? No? You think a concussion is like

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<v Speaker 2>a period side of that, like you could take a motrin.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, I must have a concussion.

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<v Speaker 2>Slips she slips like down the stairs.

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<v Speaker 5>Must have a concussion. She comes to work late.

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<v Speaker 2>Must have a concussion. Oh, every time, every time I sleep,

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<v Speaker 2>every time I take a nap at work, I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, I have a concussion. You you know you're not

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<v Speaker 3>supposed to sleep if you have a concussion. Right, that's

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<v Speaker 3>the number one rule. I've heard that about concussion.

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<v Speaker 2>But the way my gud is set up, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if.

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<v Speaker 5>We know the same.

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<v Speaker 4>God suit, I can take a nap on my concussion.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, actually, whenever I get a concussion, go to see

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<v Speaker 2>I wake up well rested.

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<v Speaker 5>That's because you almost died.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, stay away from the life, friends, Yeah, take a

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<v Speaker 4>trip to heaven.

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<v Speaker 5>Come back.

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<v Speaker 4>Like I'm here, I'm ready to go. Let's work.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think that you know, I know what it is.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm joking.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just tired and beatty hard.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, most people have nine to five jobs.

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<v Speaker 4>Fuck those people. They're not creatives.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't have like they know exactly what they are

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<v Speaker 2>doing at work.

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<v Speaker 4>It's very Most people are basic.

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<v Speaker 2>Most people hate their jobs, but like exactly yours is

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<v Speaker 2>not terrible, it's not terrible. But when you have to

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<v Speaker 2>constantly think, I mean, I'm just like pitching stuff and

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<v Speaker 2>thinking about things that I don't normally think about.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a lot.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, oh my god, your life is so hard.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Marie, how dare you when you want to talk about,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, how you feel?

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<v Speaker 4>I let you do it.

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<v Speaker 5>When do I talk about my feelings?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you've labeled yourself as unemployed, which is not true.

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<v Speaker 5>But I am not unemployed.

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<v Speaker 4>Freelance.

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<v Speaker 2>That's unemployed. That's for It's like, oh, I'm Freeland. When

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<v Speaker 2>somebody says, oh, I'm freelance, I ain't got no job. Noh,

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<v Speaker 2>you live at your mama. He absolutely not the bedroom door.

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<v Speaker 5>You have a sheep there.

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<v Speaker 4>Not unemployed. Unemployed is somebody.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not even gonna name the names, but there's real

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<v Speaker 2>names of unemployed niggas that have not the offer, have

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<v Speaker 2>not seen an offer, have not seen a show or

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<v Speaker 2>stage in years?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, that's but that's it's a

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<v Speaker 3>different I'm unemployed light okay. You know during the week,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not doing like nothing every day, but like you know,

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<v Speaker 3>some weeks, you know, I'll shoot something for somebody, I

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<v Speaker 3>fly out to LA. That's what I was an expert

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<v Speaker 3>in this week is uh, you know, just living my

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<v Speaker 3>best unemployed life, which was my expertise last week, but

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<v Speaker 3>you know, maga business, I honestly was an expert at

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<v Speaker 3>not being prepared because that is what happened. I am

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<v Speaker 3>flying to France for three week solo E prey Ho trip,

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<v Speaker 3>that's what we're calling it. Yes, we're getting shirts, we're

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<v Speaker 3>getting jackets made E prey Ho and my passport expired

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<v Speaker 3>a full year ago and my mom was like, you

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<v Speaker 3>should get it renewed, and I was like time. And

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<v Speaker 3>then I decided to go on this trip six weeks

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<v Speaker 3>ago and I was like, oh, I got it. I

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<v Speaker 3>got to get my passport right.

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<v Speaker 2>So I paid to get it expedited, which was one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and seventy dollars, so it's one hundred and ten

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<v Speaker 2>to renew it, and then sixty dollars for the expedition expedition.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like what, I was like, do you know

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<v Speaker 4>what an expedition is?

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<v Speaker 2>It's an ugly as car, it's a journey sis, it's

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<v Speaker 2>expedited for the expedition. Yes, Oh can you go back

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<v Speaker 2>and be like, so what's up with my expedition? What's

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<v Speaker 2>going on?

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<v Speaker 5>Listen? Like big black cars?

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, So I paid all this money and then I

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<v Speaker 3>they sent it back to me.

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<v Speaker 5>They were like you forgot to sign it, so.

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<v Speaker 3>That and then I called them when I was in

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<v Speaker 3>LA and it was like, hey, what's the status and

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<v Speaker 3>they were like, ah, yike, they were like, we haven't

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<v Speaker 3>d started your passport yet.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm leaving in nine days, right, Yeah, we haven't even

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<v Speaker 5>started it yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Dah, so whoa we can put a note on my

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<v Speaker 2>application And I was like, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Paid you guys to do this quickly, and they're like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we had it for two weeks. Couldn't do nothing with it.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just sitting here. Fuck, just sitting there right.

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<v Speaker 4>Stupid dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, well, can I leave the country and

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<v Speaker 2>then try to sneak back in. I was like, this

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<v Speaker 2>is no climate leave bitch, they won't let me leave. No.

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<v Speaker 3>Well anyway, uh So I called them and I was

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<v Speaker 3>trying to figure out how I'm gonna be able to

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<v Speaker 3>go because they were like, you gotta go to the

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<v Speaker 3>agency in New York in person at seven thirty in

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<v Speaker 3>the morning and then it'll take eight days, which is

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<v Speaker 3>exactly the amount of days that I write. So right,

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<v Speaker 3>it's a lot of I was scared. I was I

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<v Speaker 3>called my Airbnb chick. I was like, hey, sis, something

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<v Speaker 3>wrong with my passport. I might not be able to come.

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<v Speaker 3>I might have to change my dates. I'm looking at

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<v Speaker 3>plane tickets. Everything's like eight hundred dollars one way. I'm like, ah,

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<v Speaker 3>I told everybody I was going to France already that

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<v Speaker 3>I like, and some niggas that I don't like.

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<v Speaker 5>So like, what, I'm just going to stay home in

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<v Speaker 5>the house all.

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<v Speaker 2>Of you know. I was like, listen. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>we got to figure it out. I was sending you websites.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I was like, you can extratit it

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<v Speaker 2>in one day. Yeah, that's what I did.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, but those services I need my passport. I

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<v Speaker 3>need my passport, and then you pay like an extra

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<v Speaker 3>like three hundred dollars and then you get it.

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<v Speaker 5>In like two days. But I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>That's that's what I did. That's exactly what I did.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, I'm freaking out.

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<v Speaker 5>And then that.

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<v Speaker 2>Evening when you have when you were rich friend money, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I got an email from them that night and they

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<v Speaker 2>were like, we printed your passport.

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<v Speaker 5>It's we sending it out. You should have it by wednesday.

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<v Speaker 5>So beautiful. So I tracked it. I might have it

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<v Speaker 5>on Monday. So look at God, Godly, look what a

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<v Speaker 5>beautiful ashy God we serve.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at God.

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<v Speaker 5>I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so necessary, so necessary clothing. What were you an

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<v Speaker 2>expert in this week? I'm just like, I'm an expert

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<v Speaker 2>in winghing it. I'll be at work, like what am

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<v Speaker 2>I doing today? People ask me that every day.

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<v Speaker 4>What are you working on? I'm like a script?

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<v Speaker 5>What are you working on?

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<v Speaker 2>Scripts?

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<v Speaker 4>But they're just like not finished.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll like start them and then I'll go look at

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<v Speaker 2>something else, and then like two hours will pass by

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<v Speaker 2>and I like, fuck, what.

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<v Speaker 5>Should be looking at topshop dot com? You don't need

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<v Speaker 5>to shutting down, yo, shut down.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going after the podcast. I went there and it's

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<v Speaker 2>a hot mess. You gotta pay all cash. Everything is

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<v Speaker 2>just cash, and then there's full price shit.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just like, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all niggas is shutting down. Everything should be cash. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you can only pay Hell, they're not trying to pay

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<v Speaker 2>back there exact exactly Moondo.

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<v Speaker 5>That is some hood.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was like, do you think the government doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>know that you're selling this shit?

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<v Speaker 5>And they still got.

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<v Speaker 2>Full price stuff, full price stuff and I looked at

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<v Speaker 2>the girl, like, you think I'm paying this amount for

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<v Speaker 2>these jeans when y'all shutting down in two days.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, And that what made me so upset is like,

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<v Speaker 4>y'all work here for what?

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<v Speaker 5>How?

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<v Speaker 4>What is your pay rate? Do you why do you care?

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<v Speaker 5>I'll be like a cool fifteen an hour, give it away.

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<v Speaker 2>If I worked, I'm like, yeah it, take this, take

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<v Speaker 2>a whole rack, Take the actual rack, because we.

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<v Speaker 3>Are about to sh Honestly, I would just be in

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<v Speaker 3>there trying to set it off. If I worked at

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<v Speaker 3>Top Shot, like Legit Jada Pinkins or or our Braid.

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<v Speaker 2>Bob or you know what it is, they're like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>if we don't sell this shit, then we can probably

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<v Speaker 2>keep it.

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<v Speaker 3>Right because the website is still gonna be live. You're

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<v Speaker 3>still gonna be able to order stuff from tap shop

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<v Speaker 3>dot com. In the United States, you won't be able to.

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<v Speaker 2>Go to But I'm talking about the workers. If they're like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>none of this shit go, then we just get to

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<v Speaker 2>pick through it and take what we want.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know that this probably not even that cute.

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<v Speaker 5>If you work there, it's probably like.

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<v Speaker 2>Wales Time Shop in Soho. Y'all about to shut down.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop fucking playing with me. And it's a whole bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of brown people working in there with attitudes and it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>since seconds they about to be unemployed.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>So when you say unemployed, there's people at top shop like,

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<v Speaker 2>bitch you alive?

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<v Speaker 3>I should see if they need some people part time,

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<v Speaker 3>part time to do inventory before close.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all made, you know, somebody to work ten hours a week.

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<v Speaker 2>Well don't they get like a severance pay or something

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<v Speaker 2>like that at a retail store?

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<v Speaker 5>No, what is wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 4>I've been working, you know, so corp.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know how it works for y'all's in

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<v Speaker 2>them the poor.

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<v Speaker 4>So sorry, I don't know how that works anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>Speaking of poor, our expert today is rich Ad Jason. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>he is an expert on so many things, and we

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<v Speaker 3>want to hit all of them today, right.

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<v Speaker 5>Is that what we settled on as the title is

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<v Speaker 5>Richard Jason.

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<v Speaker 4>Richard Jacent.

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<v Speaker 2>But we're gonna hit you with like a little but spifles,

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<v Speaker 2>spikey little spie expert.

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<v Speaker 4>He's good for that.

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<v Speaker 5>And then and then like nineties black.

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<v Speaker 3>Sitcoms also tall, black, sexy, she boned realness.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye goddess and also rude, rude so much. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>quite confident.

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<v Speaker 4>Zach Fox came in as rude, but this is also

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<v Speaker 4>the Queen of rude.

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<v Speaker 3>Queen okay, her majesty, Uh, the royal Duchess of Rude.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I don't think I'm rude. I just don't like

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<v Speaker 1>being disrespected.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, And on that note, there were so many slashes

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<v Speaker 2>in that.

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<v Speaker 4>Y'all know what we're talking about.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well you'll figure it out. Yeah, we don't know

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<v Speaker 5>what we're gonna title it, but it's gonna be in it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But he's also a writer for many, many things. He's

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<v Speaker 2>writing on trill right now, shrill, great show, do it up,

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<v Speaker 2>awesome stand up comedian. It's Solomon Georgie Obsess.

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<v Speaker 1>We love you, love you both stand You guys are wonderful.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's it's good to have one of our kind

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<v Speaker 2>in the freaking studio, right because sometimes we're not used

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<v Speaker 2>to you know this. Some people come in and like, hey, guys, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, nah, we need heat, we need no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot be I'm not feeble. I'm not a.

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<v Speaker 2>People we love.

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<v Speaker 5>That's an insult.

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<v Speaker 3>You see somebody and they just respect you say something

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<v Speaker 3>about them is feeble bit of feeble ass bank account balance,

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<v Speaker 3>your feeble ass confidence, feeble ass eyebrows, feeble ass edges. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>people ass and.

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<v Speaker 1>That's feeble as edges. Ain't that bad.

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<v Speaker 4>When somebody says that bad, that bad?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean they're yeah, that worse.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean Naomi Campbell, I mean remember when that photo

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<v Speaker 2>of her leaked with her edges.

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<v Speaker 5>Like it happens to the best of us.

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<v Speaker 1>Was also that was a disrespectful move on whoever it's

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<v Speaker 1>that photo league.

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<v Speaker 2>The wind because the wind blew the hair back and

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<v Speaker 2>then you were like, oh, she's got no hair to

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<v Speaker 2>her ears.

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<v Speaker 5>She was like, yeah, I'm a forehead go far back.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>When you wear wigs, when you wear sewings like all

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<v Speaker 2>of your life and you know, true blend contacts, that's

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<v Speaker 2>what happens. No, but the But there are people who

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<v Speaker 2>wear wigs and weaves regularly and still have healthy hair,

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<v Speaker 2>like Angela Simmons will regularly hit us up with like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>look at how my hair was doing. Well.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true, but a lot of people can't get like

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<v Speaker 1>if your whole life because you like Martley's he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what thirteen.

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<v Speaker 5>She's been doing it for like thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and that's back when they were just not using

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<v Speaker 1>any of the right black products.

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<v Speaker 5>They were just put some water in.

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<v Speaker 2>Some jailing it. It was a guy named Tom and

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<v Speaker 2>he's like something about pink lo shit exactly.

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<v Speaker 5>He's like, this is regular lotion, you like you srimp

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<v Speaker 5>like hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Shacking up her black hair, just not giving the fuck.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you're right. And it's people in like Europe, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't give no damns.

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<v Speaker 3>They're like they're like VANDILSA assume didn't just we're just

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<v Speaker 3>gonna blow it out.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna hit you with some that's good enough right

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<v Speaker 2>way away?

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<v Speaker 1>Though.

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<v Speaker 2>What a shampoo with Like they have like three and

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<v Speaker 2>one like conditioner that's really good. Three and one a shampoo, conditioner,

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<v Speaker 2>body wash, it's really good.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. The ship that I use looks like it

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<v Speaker 1>was made in the black women's basement us like.

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<v Speaker 2>That, like African exactly. It's black soap. It's like a

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<v Speaker 2>regular to wear.

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<v Speaker 4>You have all purpose black soap.

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<v Speaker 2>You can like do your hair, put it on your

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<v Speaker 2>body and Cleanunta you're down.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh So Solomon, tell first of all, let's tell people

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<v Speaker 3>what you look like, uh, real quick, how tall are you?

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<v Speaker 5>And three quarters foot four and three quarter?

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<v Speaker 4>That's how you know what it's proud to be the

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<v Speaker 4>height he is.

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<v Speaker 5>You use it as a credit.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, let people know that I'm here, Like if you're

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<v Speaker 1>at a party and you come with me, you you

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<v Speaker 1>know where I am at all times?

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<v Speaker 5>Well let me look for that ethop.

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<v Speaker 2>And giraffe is here. Yeah, okay, so you are six

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<v Speaker 2>four and three quarters.

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<v Speaker 5>You got on a timy a little a little gray short?

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<v Speaker 2>Are these top Shop?

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<v Speaker 1>These are Athos top.

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<v Speaker 5>But that's why they going bankrupt. People shopping on.

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<v Speaker 1>As well ASO Scott discounts and a better fit. So

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<v Speaker 1>maybe top Shop you need to up your game.

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<v Speaker 4>Talk about it, be about it.

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<v Speaker 5>These are facts.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, let's talk about plus sizes. You don't got none

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<v Speaker 1>top Shop as that's no one at this table is

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<v Speaker 1>plus size, though there is, that is true, but it

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<v Speaker 1>is that a thriving That's how you make a corporation

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<v Speaker 1>thrive is that you care about all sizes.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, and Asos has Q plus sized stuff because Carolina

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<v Speaker 3>shops there like exclusively and she stay in a two

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<v Speaker 3>like she always looks great.

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<v Speaker 2>It's stay in a crop top she's stay in a

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<v Speaker 2>crop top skirt combo.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and that's the thing. If you have Q plus

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<v Speaker 1>size clothing, you're gonna last and you're gonna beat out

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<v Speaker 1>here competition.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You went the top Shop, no.

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<v Speaker 2>Bottom shop, bottom shop, story from the bottom and you're.

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<v Speaker 5>Right back.

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<v Speaker 3>But also the the heiress of top Shop is dating

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<v Speaker 3>that the hot felon.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know he takes all her money. She's pregnant

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<v Speaker 2>bys and he's taking all her money. You remember the hot.

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<v Speaker 4>She's about to join on the scammer of her she

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<v Speaker 4>didn't even know it.

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<v Speaker 3>He left his wife and like his like three kids

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<v Speaker 3>were hurt to get with this chick.

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<v Speaker 5>But he probably told.

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<v Speaker 4>His wife, listen, listen, you know what I'm doing here.

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<v Speaker 5>This is for us.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeou you want alimony, This only way we're getting alim.

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<v Speaker 4>You know I ain't out of money.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, he was like, I can't.

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<v Speaker 5>Get no references to jobs.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna bang this arrests and I'm gonna get us

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<v Speaker 2>all some top Shop.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna get us out the hood. And now it's uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's she probably was talking about her ideas, like listen, motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 1>If this bitch, is you better go to there?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I mean everybody at this table. Would you date

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<v Speaker 3>somebody because they were rich?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 5>What? No, you wouldn't date somebody because they were rich.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's been offered.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh okay, we'll talk about it about it. He must

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<v Speaker 5>have been ugly because they usually are.

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<v Speaker 4>But that's fine, though, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I've fallen in love with people who are physically unfortunate.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's not like we're rich. No, So that's what

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<v Speaker 4>I'm saying, like if I could be.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 2>If people, Yes, ye has dated I have, but you

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<v Speaker 2>were we were all twenty one one.

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<v Speaker 4>No I wasn't, so you've just been forty five the

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<v Speaker 4>whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it has to be one or two or the other.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm not like you cannot have both of the

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<v Speaker 1>terrible qualities on the table.

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<v Speaker 2>These are facts.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, those are the people I'm drawn to sometimes.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I mean we.

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<v Speaker 5>Found each other.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and I'm quite but you're not ugly all.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's true, but you you said your spidy sentence

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<v Speaker 3>was like bbe baby baby, she's poor.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, No, I'll have I'd rather I would be happy

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<v Speaker 1>with an attractive poor person, then I would be with

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<v Speaker 1>an ugly rich person.

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<v Speaker 2>No, because I feel like attractive four people don't have

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<v Speaker 2>to work hard because they're just like I know what

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<v Speaker 2>I look like, I know what I'm doing here.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, sidn't you just tell everybody my business? Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>No, here's the thing. Attractive people know how to game

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<v Speaker 1>the system, so slaugh them aren't poor because they know

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<v Speaker 1>how to They know how to trick people into give.

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<v Speaker 5>They survive attractive poor people.

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<v Speaker 3>And by poor we mean like not homeless, although you

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<v Speaker 3>know that's the thing too, but like, uh, you know

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<v Speaker 3>how to kind of survive.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like I call them financially unique. That's what

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<v Speaker 4>it is. We don't have to call them poor anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, I'll date somebody who's rich and ugly. I have

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<v Speaker 3>no problem, no qualms about that. And when I say date,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm saying that with quotation quotation marks.

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<v Speaker 4>Very loose about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Well, things are like, either don't date rich and ugly,

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<v Speaker 1>because rich and ugly is like I just don't like

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<v Speaker 1>somebody having confidence for something they don't have. They like,

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<v Speaker 1>don't don't walk around with attractive energy, walk around with

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<v Speaker 1>rich energy. I'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, what's there?

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<v Speaker 4>What's the difference.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there's the uh you know, you want to fuck

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<v Speaker 1>me energy, which is like, sir, I don't want to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I want your money.

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<v Speaker 4>I want your money.

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<v Speaker 5>I want your money.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Andrew producer, sexy intern Andrew.

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<v Speaker 4>He came in. He made a run.

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<v Speaker 2>One of these is cream, uh sugar.

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<v Speaker 4>He did a run for us.

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<v Speaker 5>He did a run, Thank you so much. And he

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<v Speaker 5>got some water.

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<v Speaker 2>On My god, money from the Patreon or this is

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<v Speaker 2>out of pocket? Is this why we haven't gotten paid

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<v Speaker 2>in several weeks?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 3>Mu I mean it's a lot of jelly ones in there.

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<v Speaker 3>We love you, shake the munchkins.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks so much. So Yeah, what's the difference. The rich

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<v Speaker 4>energy is like.

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<v Speaker 3>Rich rich white energy is the equivalent to attractive anything

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<v Speaker 3>else energy, right, And that's.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing is like I don't like. I don't like.

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<v Speaker 1>My issue is like, hey, be ugly, be proud, live

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<v Speaker 1>your life.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I'm like, walk in the alleys.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't don't want them walk amongst us, and don't ask

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<v Speaker 2>me what time it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is, don't present it to me like this is this

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<v Speaker 1>is as good as everybody else, Like, don't try to

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<v Speaker 1>sell me a product that I know isn't that great.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, my thing will tell me what you have that

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<v Speaker 5>you know is great. But maybe they're so confident.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe men that are ugly are confident because they know.

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<v Speaker 5>The dick is good.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm gonna say absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 5>It's also false.

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<v Speaker 2>As I was saying it, I was like, because it's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of confident ugly people. Because rich people, they'll

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<v Speaker 2>be lazy on other on other ends, like the sex

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<v Speaker 2>or just the conversation, because they're like, well you don't

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<v Speaker 2>like this conversation.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go to Miami, Let's go to Paris, Let's wait

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<v Speaker 4>to Blacco.

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<v Speaker 5>What ugly? What rich?

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<v Speaker 2>Ugly people you speak to that are that are boring?

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<v Speaker 2>But god like jets ready to go so many you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's work at a fucking bar for ten years that

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<v Speaker 2>it was like the best of the best of New

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<v Speaker 2>York City was walking in there, and I would see

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<v Speaker 2>people roll their eyes talking to people and they're like,

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<v Speaker 2>they have nothing to talk about, but they didn't pay

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<v Speaker 2>for this whole table.

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<v Speaker 4>Were going back to the loft. We we have a

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<v Speaker 4>weekend trip.

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<v Speaker 5>This weekend. We're leaving tonight. We find out this sight

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<v Speaker 5>That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that I would.

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<v Speaker 5>I would hang out with a fun, ugly, rich person.

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<v Speaker 1>See that I don't have that problem is just I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have the part where I have to become

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<v Speaker 1>an actor and be like, oh, you are attractive, Like no.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, no, I've never I I dated the dude once

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<v Speaker 3>and he would always tell me that I was pretty.

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<v Speaker 3>Like you know when you're having your like intimate with

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<v Speaker 3>somebody and they hit you with the you're so beautiful

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<v Speaker 3>and you just hit them with the things things.

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<v Speaker 5>But I don't think man to hear that back then.

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<v Speaker 2>But it would be an awkward silence every single time

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm I'm not an actress.

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<v Speaker 5>She's not out here booking scripted things.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they're they're they're waiting for their compliment to you, right, and.

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<v Speaker 2>You're just You're like one time, I was like, you're

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<v Speaker 2>so nice, and you know when a woman says he's nice,

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<v Speaker 2>he's ugly. I'm like, I love your neck. It is

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<v Speaker 2>one of the best. You don't have a line or

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<v Speaker 2>wrinkle on it.

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, what kind of pillows are these?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, it's down, it's down, pigeon fed.

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<v Speaker 4>I would to just grabbed his hands and be like,

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<v Speaker 4>you have the softest hand.

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<v Speaker 5>That's not attractive to have her mar.

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<v Speaker 1>Lows are so proportioned, that is that is that would

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<v Speaker 1>scare the That is just some serial killer.

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<v Speaker 5>Your earlobes are so symmetrical.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but the great thing is that at least I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not rich and ugly. I'm rich and attractive. So that's

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<v Speaker 1>very in confident.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's talk about where you're from.

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<v Speaker 1>Where I'm from. I'm from a lot of places.

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<v Speaker 4>Talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>She's on the run, she's on the run. Jesus, don't

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<v Speaker 1>don't track me down.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, snapped right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I live in l A, born in a refugee camp

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<v Speaker 1>in Khartoum, Sudan. Say one more time, cartoon Sudan, Kartan.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Your accent is weird?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, yeah, we don't have an accent. We

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<v Speaker 2>don't have a Sudanese due lingo.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Arabic. That's a language. Yeah, that's a common bud No.

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<v Speaker 1>I was born in Sudan. My family's Ethiopian.

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<v Speaker 5>M hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>We came to America when I was three and we

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<v Speaker 1>went We lived in Saint Louis Missouri first with Nelly,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, oh yeah, they were just hanging out. He

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<v Speaker 1>already had his band aid on.

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<v Speaker 2>You landed in Saint Louis. Why how do people how

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<v Speaker 2>do you Ethiopian people end up in Saint Louis? Did?

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<v Speaker 2>Did they know people?

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<v Speaker 1>It's your like when for this kind of programming, like

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<v Speaker 1>it was we were like we were the flavor of

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<v Speaker 1>the decade, Like everybody wanted Ethiopians to be be to eat, and.

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<v Speaker 4>So Saint Louis was like, yeah, let's.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a spot.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of those long necks, perfectly proportioned, head shaped. You know,

0:23:07.040 --> 0:23:09.159
<v Speaker 2>they look a little tired and that's fine.

0:23:10.000 --> 0:23:10.800
<v Speaker 5>They got skin.

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<v Speaker 3>When you see Theopians on the street, you recognize them

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<v Speaker 3>right away.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I know, right, it's a certain look emon.

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<v Speaker 1>Ethiopian, Yes, no Simonian, Simonian.

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<v Speaker 2>Chairs like you were right on time.

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, I know, yeah, I do not know.

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<v Speaker 2>Strong and wrong, loud and incorrect.

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<v Speaker 5>Me love that's the name of my memoir.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's sort of the same like area. It's like

0:23:39.040 --> 0:23:41.439
<v Speaker 1>we're relatively the same people. We have we have the

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<v Speaker 1>same roots. But yeah, the log next, yeah, the little heads,

0:23:46.320 --> 0:23:47.800
<v Speaker 1>you know, we just we had sex with a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of Caucasians back where that's why, really? And then we

0:23:50.560 --> 0:23:55.120
<v Speaker 1>stopped and we're good, and let's go.

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<v Speaker 2>Back to what There's too many of us that look

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<v Speaker 2>like wet, cold Turkey. Got it? So then you went

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<v Speaker 2>to after Missouri, you went.

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<v Speaker 1>To Fresno, California.

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<v Speaker 4>What, Yeah, the Barrier or.

0:24:09.359 --> 0:24:12.359
<v Speaker 1>Wish Central Valley that's nowhere near the goddamn water.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, look at the Bay Area and I'm from.

0:24:17.480 --> 0:24:21.239
<v Speaker 1>The area, and I respect the area. That was my

0:24:21.400 --> 0:24:22.879
<v Speaker 1>dream is to be in the Bay Area. But I

0:24:22.920 --> 0:24:25.960
<v Speaker 1>was in fucking Fresno, which is a shithole of a city.

0:24:26.920 --> 0:24:29.119
<v Speaker 2>They have like weird accents there, right, they're kind of

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<v Speaker 2>like Midwestern or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. They just don't have teeth because of

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<v Speaker 1>the meth.

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<v Speaker 5>So, oh my god, breaking back.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of my closest friends, some of my best friends are.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I like that. Don't you do that? Don't you

0:24:46.160 --> 0:24:48.440
<v Speaker 5>do that? About shame?

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<v Speaker 2>This is a podcast where everybody doesn't listen.

0:24:52.800 --> 0:24:56.000
<v Speaker 4>Is welcome here teeth to listen to the pod?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, Yeah, your gums.

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<v Speaker 1>You can listen real good on Math's.

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<v Speaker 5>Well they're come home. What do your parents do?

0:25:11.000 --> 0:25:14.880
<v Speaker 1>My parents were both janitors, Okay, got it. They're both

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<v Speaker 1>work two jobs.

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<v Speaker 5>Yep, life of an immigrant.

0:25:18.000 --> 0:25:19.400
<v Speaker 1>My mom will wake up at five in the morning

0:25:19.400 --> 0:25:20.600
<v Speaker 1>making food for the whole family.

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<v Speaker 5>How many of y'all is there?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm one of seven children.

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<v Speaker 5>At that resume, he came, you'll know how to prom

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<v Speaker 5>y'all know how to put some holes in some condoms.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, we did not have.

0:25:33.760 --> 0:25:35.760
<v Speaker 4>You're like, who needs money when you have family?

0:25:36.200 --> 0:25:38.440
<v Speaker 1>The things that we don't. My parents have used condoms,

0:25:38.440 --> 0:25:40.480
<v Speaker 1>and I remember my dad got a safe sex shirt

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<v Speaker 1>when I.

0:25:40.720 --> 0:25:42.399
<v Speaker 5>Was a kid, a safe sex shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>He got a three suits shirt and they're all wearing condoms,

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<v Speaker 1>and he did not because he's literate and he doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>know what a condomn looks like. He was walking. It

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<v Speaker 1>was his favorite shirt for two years and he got

0:25:51.760 --> 0:25:52.120
<v Speaker 1>so many.

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<v Speaker 5>They were they had their dicks out on the shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they had condoms on their heads, and he thought

0:25:56.880 --> 0:25:57.840
<v Speaker 1>they were just funny hats.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, your dad is your day?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Is your dad's name Samuel?

0:26:05.040 --> 0:26:08.680
<v Speaker 1>His name is johannas j that's a hot name.

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<v Speaker 5>Johanna sounds Greek, it sounds Mediterranean.

0:26:11.800 --> 0:26:12.359
<v Speaker 1>It is Greek.

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<v Speaker 4>He sounds good looking. That's what I'm about.

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<v Speaker 1>To say, because it's Ethiopia has been like with them,

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<v Speaker 1>like we're like a big trading post civilization Greek Hebrew,

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<v Speaker 1>like all that area.

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<v Speaker 5>Just Hebrew is Hebrew people and Hebrew people.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't know if you know this. They were,

0:26:26.119 --> 0:26:28.760
<v Speaker 1>they were slaves for a bit nearby in the country

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<v Speaker 1>right above us.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, if I'm looking at if I'm looking at a

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<v Speaker 2>map of Africa, where is Ethiopia on the map.

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<v Speaker 1>Ethiopia is right at there's you know what the horn

0:26:39.920 --> 0:26:42.840
<v Speaker 1>of Africa is? Yes, uh rich is that corner?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know what word you just say it.

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<v Speaker 1>It has a little corner piece right above Ja and

0:26:52.960 --> 0:26:55.120
<v Speaker 1>Ethiopia is a landlocked by but it's right under.

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<v Speaker 5>So it's right below Egypt.

0:26:56.800 --> 0:26:58.679
<v Speaker 1>It goes Egypt, Sudan, Ethiopia.

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<v Speaker 5>A look at us learning things? You see that? I

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<v Speaker 5>see it in my mind.

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<v Speaker 2>You're very educational, educational knowing where my country is very

0:27:08.600 --> 0:27:12.639
<v Speaker 2>you're very educated. Well, no, I'm like educational, like you're teaching,

0:27:12.840 --> 0:27:16.480
<v Speaker 2>you're learning teaching. I don't know, that's not that's like

0:27:16.520 --> 0:27:17.680
<v Speaker 2>when I said expedition.

0:27:18.320 --> 0:27:20.360
<v Speaker 1>I think the word you're looking for is informative.

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<v Speaker 2>Informative, Yeah, say educational if that word means something else,

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<v Speaker 2>like hold on, bitche Well you can keep talking.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna look this up, like you're very educational. Something

0:27:33.640 --> 0:27:35.680
<v Speaker 3>can be educational. But I don't think a person can.

0:27:36.040 --> 0:27:41.840
<v Speaker 5>I don't know. Yeah, Judges, I think you're.

0:27:43.640 --> 0:27:45.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're using it.

0:27:45.960 --> 0:27:48.680
<v Speaker 2>You are the person speaking.

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<v Speaker 4>It's weird coming out of your mouth. You're right, you're right.

0:27:51.240 --> 0:27:53.480
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think you're wrong. It's just no one

0:27:53.560 --> 0:27:53.919
<v Speaker 1>does that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, I'm not gonna say my friend has

0:27:57.200 --> 0:27:57.879
<v Speaker 2>a concussion.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm tired.

0:28:02.680 --> 0:28:06.679
<v Speaker 5>Guys, she con cooks.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, left Bresno and then where that we moved Seattle, Washington.

0:28:12.800 --> 0:28:15.240
<v Speaker 5>Seattle where you linked up with Jack Knight.

0:28:16.080 --> 0:28:18.400
<v Speaker 4>Rude last night? Yeah, Palm trees shady.

0:28:18.640 --> 0:28:19.720
<v Speaker 1>You know he's ever been rude to me?

0:28:20.280 --> 0:28:23.080
<v Speaker 5>Oh, he's not rude to me. He was rude to

0:28:23.160 --> 0:28:24.360
<v Speaker 5>us when he left our podcast.

0:28:25.080 --> 0:28:27.800
<v Speaker 1>Is he is reckless? Which I do enjoy it. I

0:28:27.800 --> 0:28:29.680
<v Speaker 1>do love a reckless negro. It's hands down one of

0:28:29.680 --> 0:28:30.560
<v Speaker 1>my favorite elements.

0:28:30.680 --> 0:28:33.280
<v Speaker 5>Well, he's doing really well. He's a writer for Blackish Neck.

0:28:33.400 --> 0:28:33.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:28:33.680 --> 0:28:39.200
<v Speaker 2>Yes, oh, network money, network money here you do the pod?

0:28:39.600 --> 0:28:42.680
<v Speaker 2>Just bigger things happen, Honestly, and truly that's what happens.

0:28:42.720 --> 0:28:44.560
<v Speaker 2>You see, we started the podcast, and then Sydney got

0:28:44.560 --> 0:28:50.480
<v Speaker 2>a job. We started, we started the podcast. I got

0:28:50.480 --> 0:28:53.240
<v Speaker 2>my passport hopefully on time.

0:28:55.440 --> 0:28:56.960
<v Speaker 4>How long did you stay in Seattle?

0:28:57.080 --> 0:28:58.160
<v Speaker 1>I was there for sixteen years?

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<v Speaker 5>God Dan doing comedy. You went to prom in Seattle?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was my lesbian friend.

0:29:03.480 --> 0:29:06.640
<v Speaker 2>Hope, lesbian friend named Hope. What does she wear? Did

0:29:06.720 --> 0:29:07.600
<v Speaker 2>y'all both wear suits?

0:29:08.440 --> 0:29:10.200
<v Speaker 4>Hope is We were definitely a lesbian.

0:29:10.680 --> 0:29:13.120
<v Speaker 1>Neither of us route so, but she did so. We

0:29:13.200 --> 0:29:15.560
<v Speaker 1>in like a flask pocket into her dress.

0:29:15.880 --> 0:29:19.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay, very very gay and very home depot.

0:29:19.280 --> 0:29:21.680
<v Speaker 1>And also like a place for cigars too. She had

0:29:21.720 --> 0:29:24.320
<v Speaker 1>like a car, that's she bought cigars.

0:29:28.080 --> 0:29:31.080
<v Speaker 2>Hope was older than all of Y'allpe was thirty.

0:29:31.120 --> 0:29:33.120
<v Speaker 5>At the prom twenty three Jump Street or whatever the

0:29:33.160 --> 0:29:33.400
<v Speaker 5>name is.

0:29:33.560 --> 0:29:35.360
<v Speaker 1>She showed up with like like she had like scotch

0:29:35.400 --> 0:29:36.840
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, Hope.

0:29:37.480 --> 0:29:40.000
<v Speaker 2>Definitely, that was definitely somebody's auntie.

0:29:40.720 --> 0:29:42.560
<v Speaker 1>Like I think, I'm not surprised. I Hope was a

0:29:42.560 --> 0:29:43.440
<v Speaker 1>ghost from the past.

0:29:45.240 --> 0:29:47.440
<v Speaker 2>She just came to help you get through the prom.

0:29:48.800 --> 0:29:51.440
<v Speaker 2>That's your guardian angel there, fairy.

0:29:51.200 --> 0:29:53.520
<v Speaker 1>God two hundred years ago. But I'm just here.

0:29:54.400 --> 0:29:55.239
<v Speaker 5>She's like, I see you.

0:29:55.400 --> 0:29:57.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm here to help this little game nigger get through.

0:29:57.760 --> 0:29:59.560
<v Speaker 5>Do you remember what you wore to prom Oh.

0:29:59.520 --> 0:30:04.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my hair Scott red to match my Scott Red shirt.

0:30:04.640 --> 0:30:09.840
<v Speaker 4>Lady, Like, so your had already came out?

0:30:10.120 --> 0:30:11.880
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, now you you thought you was in the

0:30:12.520 --> 0:30:15.120
<v Speaker 2>closet with that the door was clear.

0:30:14.960 --> 0:30:18.120
<v Speaker 1>Since yike, there was nothing transparent about me.

0:30:18.240 --> 0:30:20.040
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you didn't have to come out. They were like, yeah,

0:30:20.080 --> 0:30:20.280
<v Speaker 4>we know.

0:30:20.480 --> 0:30:21.560
<v Speaker 5>It was like he was.

0:30:21.880 --> 0:30:23.800
<v Speaker 1>And I told my brothers, They're like, I made them

0:30:23.840 --> 0:30:25.200
<v Speaker 1>pause the video games, like I need to tell you

0:30:25.240 --> 0:30:27.200
<v Speaker 1>guys something. And they're like, and I told them, They're like,

0:30:27.240 --> 0:30:28.400
<v Speaker 1>you made us interrupt.

0:30:29.480 --> 0:30:34.240
<v Speaker 2>You paused for that, You paused, crashed by for this.

0:30:35.160 --> 0:30:38.200
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Like we see me eat popsicles for twenty.

0:30:39.960 --> 0:30:43.800
<v Speaker 3>Like you eat popsicles like Jill Scott. You eat them

0:30:43.800 --> 0:30:46.520
<v Speaker 3>like Joe Scott. You you caressed the ball.

0:30:47.640 --> 0:30:49.400
<v Speaker 1>Wow, Yeah, you don't need don't even wait for them

0:30:49.400 --> 0:30:49.680
<v Speaker 1>to melt.

0:30:50.840 --> 0:30:53.520
<v Speaker 5>You'd just be biting it, crying the.

0:30:53.560 --> 0:30:56.760
<v Speaker 1>Slide it right on that love it.

0:30:56.760 --> 0:31:00.360
<v Speaker 2>Sixteen years in Seattle. Then you took your you know, sex, yeah,

0:31:00.480 --> 0:31:02.760
<v Speaker 2>to La to be very La.

0:31:03.360 --> 0:31:05.360
<v Speaker 1>Well, I wasn't. Actually I was working as a surfer.

0:31:05.520 --> 0:31:06.400
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't being an extra.

0:31:08.000 --> 0:31:11.120
<v Speaker 2>Feel like you as a server still very extra. You

0:31:11.120 --> 0:31:13.920
<v Speaker 2>were twirling with the trail. I feel like you were

0:31:13.960 --> 0:31:16.200
<v Speaker 2>like pouring wine with a flourish.

0:31:16.360 --> 0:31:17.920
<v Speaker 1>I was, I believe.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I think you were.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you would talk to people, you would have fun.

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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't take it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you wouldn't take your job too seriously.

0:31:24.520 --> 0:31:26.640
<v Speaker 1>No, I took my job very serious. Really, I was

0:31:26.760 --> 0:31:27.560
<v Speaker 1>very good at my job.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay.

0:31:28.280 --> 0:31:29.600
<v Speaker 4>I feel like you could be really good at your

0:31:29.640 --> 0:31:31.000
<v Speaker 4>job and not be that serious.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, tell them sins. You could take naps at work

0:31:33.680 --> 0:31:35.200
<v Speaker 2>and still be good at your joy.

0:31:35.200 --> 0:31:37.400
<v Speaker 1>And somebody with an immigrant work ethic.

0:31:38.720 --> 0:31:49.200
<v Speaker 2>Is regular, regular, simply simply black, simply yeah. Yeah, it's like, oh.

0:31:49.080 --> 0:31:51.080
<v Speaker 4>It's not on the menu. I have no problem going

0:31:51.160 --> 0:31:53.320
<v Speaker 4>to ask the chep. Hey, you just put a little

0:31:53.360 --> 0:31:54.400
<v Speaker 4>extra there.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. You know, I feel like somebody who's too serious

0:31:56.760 --> 0:31:59.920
<v Speaker 2>about their job. Oh, absolutely not. That's not on them

0:32:00.040 --> 0:32:01.000
<v Speaker 2>and we cannot help.

0:32:01.120 --> 0:32:02.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, no that's not. That's like I'm good like

0:32:02.800 --> 0:32:05.479
<v Speaker 1>I was. I was good at customer service like I was,

0:32:05.600 --> 0:32:07.400
<v Speaker 1>Like I was the kind of server you showed up

0:32:07.400 --> 0:32:09.480
<v Speaker 1>and you complained too much, I would make sure you're

0:32:09.640 --> 0:32:11.960
<v Speaker 1>you left happy. Like I was the one that if

0:32:11.960 --> 0:32:13.560
<v Speaker 1>there somebody came in with a bad yup review, they'd

0:32:13.560 --> 0:32:13.960
<v Speaker 1>be like solid.

0:32:14.000 --> 0:32:16.440
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, okay, okay, so okay.

0:32:16.520 --> 0:32:18.920
<v Speaker 3>So what me and Sidney show up? You're this is

0:32:19.080 --> 0:32:21.280
<v Speaker 3>X amount of years ago you're serving us. Yes, we're

0:32:21.280 --> 0:32:22.320
<v Speaker 3>not happy about anything.

0:32:22.440 --> 0:32:23.120
<v Speaker 5>What you're gonna do?

0:32:23.480 --> 0:32:24.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, the food is cold.

0:32:25.120 --> 0:32:27.240
<v Speaker 2>Uh, it's not. There's no salt on the table, the

0:32:27.280 --> 0:32:30.120
<v Speaker 2>fries trash we ordered for some reason. We also ordered

0:32:30.160 --> 0:32:32.920
<v Speaker 2>eggs and they just put the slice of cheese on top.

0:32:32.960 --> 0:32:33.800
<v Speaker 5>It's not even melted.

0:32:34.080 --> 0:32:36.400
<v Speaker 1>What you're going so sorry? I'm so I'm so sorry

0:32:36.400 --> 0:32:38.600
<v Speaker 1>that I happened to you that should have never happened

0:32:38.600 --> 0:32:40.760
<v Speaker 1>to the beginning. First of all, I'm going, I'm not

0:32:40.800 --> 0:32:41.760
<v Speaker 1>you're not paying for any of this.

0:32:42.160 --> 0:32:42.880
<v Speaker 5>That's what I thought.

0:32:42.920 --> 0:32:45.080
<v Speaker 2>All right, that's what.

0:32:45.760 --> 0:32:47.040
<v Speaker 5>Let me go ahead and get a lemonade.

0:32:48.400 --> 0:32:50.880
<v Speaker 1>You know what you're We're gonna correct this and whatever.

0:32:51.040 --> 0:32:52.800
<v Speaker 1>We're also not gonna make you pay for that either.

0:32:53.040 --> 0:32:53.920
<v Speaker 2>Ah.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you are. You are a good server. You are

0:32:56.160 --> 0:32:57.400
<v Speaker 5>good at your job when.

0:32:57.280 --> 0:32:59.200
<v Speaker 2>You when you comp everything and be like, let me

0:32:59.240 --> 0:33:01.160
<v Speaker 2>get you something out that's that's great.

0:33:01.280 --> 0:33:02.640
<v Speaker 1>Well, that's the things that you want to call Like,

0:33:02.680 --> 0:33:04.720
<v Speaker 1>that's things like most restaurants would rather comp than have

0:33:04.760 --> 0:33:06.800
<v Speaker 1>you leave pissed off and bad right value of yep

0:33:06.800 --> 0:33:08.240
<v Speaker 1>with you? And that's what I was like, Fuck, yeah,

0:33:08.280 --> 0:33:11.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't give a ship. Yeah I don't know this company.

0:33:12.840 --> 0:33:16.720
<v Speaker 2>But wait, being such a people's pleaser, a people pleaser,

0:33:16.800 --> 0:33:19.840
<v Speaker 2>how did you get to be like so confident, so like,

0:33:20.560 --> 0:33:23.360
<v Speaker 2>you know, rich adjacent Because I feel like taking care

0:33:23.360 --> 0:33:27.040
<v Speaker 2>of people sometimes looks like feels like people.

0:33:26.840 --> 0:33:28.880
<v Speaker 4>Kind of look down upon you a little bit.

0:33:28.960 --> 0:33:31.080
<v Speaker 1>That depends, like I think people can you can bet

0:33:31.240 --> 0:33:33.400
<v Speaker 1>you can be a caretaker and put limitations on how

0:33:33.440 --> 0:33:36.480
<v Speaker 1>people you can put limitations and being taken advantage of.

0:33:36.560 --> 0:33:38.600
<v Speaker 5>Okay, yeah, no your work friend.

0:33:38.480 --> 0:33:40.560
<v Speaker 1>That's that's things like when like I'm always happy to

0:33:40.600 --> 0:33:47.240
<v Speaker 1>help other people, but they also know that they owe me. Now, no,

0:33:47.280 --> 0:33:48.080
<v Speaker 1>you don't owe me nothing.

0:33:48.160 --> 0:33:50.080
<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's talk about Salomon. We didn't go in to

0:33:50.160 --> 0:33:51.200
<v Speaker 2>the dinner a couple of times.

0:33:51.280 --> 0:33:53.400
<v Speaker 5>Now we've got to have several brunches.

0:33:53.640 --> 0:33:55.960
<v Speaker 1>That's a different situation. As black women, I owe you

0:33:56.000 --> 0:33:57.120
<v Speaker 1>more than you ever owed me.

0:33:57.400 --> 0:34:02.360
<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, yeah, Michael Jackson.

0:34:02.200 --> 0:34:03.280
<v Speaker 4>Podcast is over.

0:34:03.440 --> 0:34:06.240
<v Speaker 5>Now you just let's.

0:34:06.000 --> 0:34:06.520
<v Speaker 2>Talk about it.

0:34:06.600 --> 0:34:09.080
<v Speaker 3>Sydney and I went out to eat and Salomon was like, listen,

0:34:09.120 --> 0:34:10.839
<v Speaker 3>when there are black women at the table, they don't pay.

0:34:10.880 --> 0:34:14.760
<v Speaker 3>And Cydney and I were like, almost.

0:34:13.960 --> 0:34:16.080
<v Speaker 4>Threw my wig across the room.

0:34:16.160 --> 0:34:19.000
<v Speaker 2>I threw my whilet across the street.

0:34:20.200 --> 0:34:22.120
<v Speaker 1>I try to do it as often as I possibly can't.

0:34:22.200 --> 0:34:25.120
<v Speaker 1>It's just it makes it's beautiful.

0:34:25.120 --> 0:34:27.319
<v Speaker 5>I love that. Are you close with your mom? Oh?

0:34:27.360 --> 0:34:30.600
<v Speaker 1>No, she don't like me. No, but she don't like you.

0:34:30.719 --> 0:34:30.959
<v Speaker 5>Now.

0:34:31.520 --> 0:34:33.879
<v Speaker 1>No, we're fine, Like we're not like we're close and

0:34:33.960 --> 0:34:35.160
<v Speaker 1>like we'll talk every once in a while.

0:34:35.200 --> 0:34:36.480
<v Speaker 4>But she listened to the podcast What's Up?

0:34:37.160 --> 0:34:38.240
<v Speaker 1>She don't listen to the podcasts.

0:34:38.280 --> 0:34:39.080
<v Speaker 5>What's your mama name?

0:34:39.120 --> 0:34:43.000
<v Speaker 1>You have to give her phone first, she would, what's

0:34:43.040 --> 0:34:48.160
<v Speaker 1>your mom's name? Amana mana mana mana mana mana mana Na.

0:34:49.440 --> 0:34:52.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well I think that when I when you did

0:34:52.239 --> 0:34:56.240
<v Speaker 2>that for us, that is kind of like a rich trait.

0:34:56.400 --> 0:34:59.120
<v Speaker 2>Like a lot of people who have money like to

0:34:59.200 --> 0:35:00.560
<v Speaker 2>take care of other people.

0:35:00.600 --> 0:35:01.719
<v Speaker 4>I've gone to like.

0:35:01.800 --> 0:35:04.719
<v Speaker 2>Many trips with friends and the person who has the

0:35:04.760 --> 0:35:07.520
<v Speaker 2>most money is like, oh, we're going to noble, don't, oh,

0:35:07.600 --> 0:35:08.560
<v Speaker 2>don't take your card out.

0:35:08.640 --> 0:35:11.040
<v Speaker 4>Nope, we're gonna get this boat. That are not We're.

0:35:10.920 --> 0:35:13.200
<v Speaker 3>Gonna get this boat. That's the only sentence I want

0:35:13.200 --> 0:35:14.320
<v Speaker 3>to hear. Summer twenty nineteen.

0:35:14.719 --> 0:35:15.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh, we gonna get this boat.

0:35:16.160 --> 0:35:18.440
<v Speaker 1>Like with restaurants, I'm I'm particular because I'm like, I

0:35:18.480 --> 0:35:20.399
<v Speaker 1>just do not want to be in that position again,

0:35:20.480 --> 0:35:22.239
<v Speaker 1>as where I'm the table full of comedians and all

0:35:22.239 --> 0:35:24.239
<v Speaker 1>of us pull out our cards and we start pulling

0:35:24.239 --> 0:35:26.120
<v Speaker 1>out a pan started doing like none of us are

0:35:26.160 --> 0:35:28.439
<v Speaker 1>good at math. So I don't know why that's true.

0:35:28.600 --> 0:35:30.399
<v Speaker 1>I just I would rather just be like, just please

0:35:30.400 --> 0:35:32.839
<v Speaker 1>take my card. All these fools need to come down.

0:35:33.200 --> 0:35:36.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it does get messy, right, but then also you

0:35:36.320 --> 0:35:39.360
<v Speaker 2>don't ask people to venmo you like, I feel like

0:35:39.440 --> 0:35:42.120
<v Speaker 2>that's something that like, like if I was pulling my

0:35:42.160 --> 0:35:43.759
<v Speaker 2>card off, first of all, I would never for a

0:35:43.800 --> 0:35:46.960
<v Speaker 2>bunch of for a bunch of comedians, I'd be like,

0:35:48.680 --> 0:35:53.000
<v Speaker 2>everybody got a ventoment twenty two dollars ninety eight cents now,

0:35:54.160 --> 0:35:54.600
<v Speaker 2>and then.

0:35:54.440 --> 0:35:55.440
<v Speaker 4>We lead amazing.

0:35:55.560 --> 0:35:57.600
<v Speaker 2>I think it's it shows a lot about you that

0:35:57.680 --> 0:36:00.840
<v Speaker 2>you're like, first of all, you know, we at the diner.

0:36:00.920 --> 0:36:02.279
<v Speaker 4>So how much you think this shit is?

0:36:02.480 --> 0:36:04.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean we've gotten some pretty expensive bills at

0:36:04.800 --> 0:36:06.440
<v Speaker 2>the diner. It'll be like a bunch of us and

0:36:06.520 --> 0:36:08.719
<v Speaker 2>you've come to the diner with those many times. It'll

0:36:08.760 --> 0:36:10.759
<v Speaker 2>be like nine of us at the table and the

0:36:10.840 --> 0:36:15.200
<v Speaker 2>check comes and you're like, did they put pratunity on

0:36:15.239 --> 0:36:18.880
<v Speaker 2>their twice? Like god, Marie, Marie definitely did that. You know,

0:36:18.920 --> 0:36:20.600
<v Speaker 2>somebody who ain't got no money. They're like, I think

0:36:20.640 --> 0:36:28.480
<v Speaker 2>I see gratuity times to the front. I was like,

0:36:28.480 --> 0:36:30.560
<v Speaker 2>it's two gratuities on it, and Marie did the math

0:36:30.600 --> 0:36:32.840
<v Speaker 2>and was like, yes, they definitely put it on twice.

0:36:32.840 --> 0:36:34.960
<v Speaker 2>And they did it again in front of me and

0:36:34.960 --> 0:36:36.879
<v Speaker 2>they're like, no, it's They were like, you guys are

0:36:36.880 --> 0:36:40.760
<v Speaker 2>here every week of you guys, please leave.

0:36:40.800 --> 0:36:42.680
<v Speaker 1>But also give me my money.

0:36:42.800 --> 0:36:45.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, give me my money. Yeah, I mean I haven't.

0:36:46.080 --> 0:36:49.640
<v Speaker 2>I feel like where you are in comedy like not

0:36:49.680 --> 0:36:53.000
<v Speaker 2>like money is a big deal, but it's just like

0:36:53.200 --> 0:36:55.520
<v Speaker 2>if you have it, if you're making it, if you

0:36:55.560 --> 0:37:02.680
<v Speaker 2>have like a regular job, what is one hundred dollars

0:37:02.719 --> 0:37:03.080
<v Speaker 2>do you?

0:37:03.120 --> 0:37:04.240
<v Speaker 5>Are you good with saving?

0:37:04.719 --> 0:37:07.879
<v Speaker 1>No? Dude, And I never plan on being that way.

0:37:07.960 --> 0:37:10.240
<v Speaker 5>Wow, Okay, Well, you know, live your life and everything.

0:37:10.280 --> 0:37:12.160
<v Speaker 1>But you need to know I am very good at

0:37:12.160 --> 0:37:15.560
<v Speaker 1>saving I do have like I'm very good at making

0:37:15.600 --> 0:37:17.719
<v Speaker 1>sure that everything is taken care of bill wise and

0:37:18.080 --> 0:37:21.560
<v Speaker 1>like at least, but for the most part, like, nah,

0:37:21.680 --> 0:37:23.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm not give a ship if I die poor.

0:37:25.560 --> 0:37:28.640
<v Speaker 2>You can't start poor, get money and poor.

0:37:28.840 --> 0:37:30.760
<v Speaker 1>I think that's the best way to live your life

0:37:31.360 --> 0:37:33.160
<v Speaker 1>because you know what happens all the way up here,

0:37:33.360 --> 0:37:36.200
<v Speaker 1>a lot of good times to start.

0:37:36.040 --> 0:37:39.200
<v Speaker 3>Poor, thirderal country poor, because that's that's what my truth

0:37:39.239 --> 0:37:42.839
<v Speaker 3>is me too. You start okay, twins, start poor, make

0:37:42.920 --> 0:37:45.080
<v Speaker 3>some money, like, start to do well.

0:37:45.600 --> 0:37:47.920
<v Speaker 5>Then when your money starts to go, then you.

0:37:47.840 --> 0:37:52.880
<v Speaker 3>Marry that ugly rich person and then triple your You're worst.

0:37:53.239 --> 0:37:56.279
<v Speaker 2>No, I think that I think all of that is

0:37:56.520 --> 0:37:59.200
<v Speaker 2>like relative and also it's foolish. I've seen so many

0:37:59.239 --> 0:38:02.000
<v Speaker 2>people have tons of money and when it's like at

0:38:02.040 --> 0:38:04.200
<v Speaker 2>the end of the road and they're like at their.

0:38:04.200 --> 0:38:06.200
<v Speaker 4>Last days, they're not really that happy.

0:38:06.239 --> 0:38:08.480
<v Speaker 5>And what old rich people you know that died.

0:38:08.360 --> 0:38:10.920
<v Speaker 4>Don't worry about me that I know that.

0:38:12.560 --> 0:38:15.239
<v Speaker 2>There are relatives of friends of mine like stories that

0:38:15.280 --> 0:38:17.520
<v Speaker 2>I've heard and it's just like at the end of

0:38:17.560 --> 0:38:17.919
<v Speaker 2>the day.

0:38:17.960 --> 0:38:19.799
<v Speaker 4>You can't take any of that money with you.

0:38:20.320 --> 0:38:23.359
<v Speaker 2>And if you allocate it to people, I mean at

0:38:23.360 --> 0:38:25.440
<v Speaker 2>the they're going to be just thinking about, oh are

0:38:25.440 --> 0:38:27.319
<v Speaker 2>you giving me this money when you're about to die?

0:38:27.360 --> 0:38:28.120
<v Speaker 4>What's good?

0:38:28.840 --> 0:38:31.120
<v Speaker 1>See? I just yeah, I'd'd rather go out with nothing,

0:38:31.640 --> 0:38:33.520
<v Speaker 1>not me like I want people. I want to I

0:38:33.600 --> 0:38:35.720
<v Speaker 1>want somebody look at me at the life, like what happened?

0:38:37.880 --> 0:38:40.320
<v Speaker 5>You want to be a vach one. You want to

0:38:40.320 --> 0:38:41.520
<v Speaker 5>be a temptationous moment.

0:38:45.600 --> 0:38:46.880
<v Speaker 1>I have my glances on my.

0:38:46.880 --> 0:38:52.040
<v Speaker 5>Deathbed, true, you know, but you have no idea.

0:38:52.239 --> 0:38:54.240
<v Speaker 4>You want to be a biggie small behind the music.

0:38:54.880 --> 0:38:58.160
<v Speaker 2>He died penniless in an alley. Yeah, it took four

0:38:58.200 --> 0:38:59.080
<v Speaker 2>weeks for his body.

0:39:02.320 --> 0:39:03.520
<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's how we went, and that's how I would

0:39:03.520 --> 0:39:05.319
<v Speaker 1>like to go as well. No, I'm not gonna go

0:39:05.560 --> 0:39:07.680
<v Speaker 1>like that's doing too much drugs and like I want

0:39:07.680 --> 0:39:09.960
<v Speaker 1>to definitely, Yeah, I want to be sober.

0:39:10.040 --> 0:39:12.759
<v Speaker 2>But you know, if I accidentally have a fire in

0:39:12.840 --> 0:39:15.920
<v Speaker 2>my place, leave me there accidentally.

0:39:15.480 --> 0:39:18.759
<v Speaker 4>You know, creation we ain't gotta have to do a

0:39:18.800 --> 0:39:21.719
<v Speaker 4>funeral for one sister, Like that's how I want to

0:39:21.760 --> 0:39:23.680
<v Speaker 4>go out easy.

0:39:25.320 --> 0:39:27.920
<v Speaker 5>Yes, we're not gonna be able to do open casket.

0:39:28.000 --> 0:39:30.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't want open casket because every time I go,

0:39:30.680 --> 0:39:32.319
<v Speaker 2>every time I've gone to a funeral, I'm like that,

0:39:32.320 --> 0:39:34.960
<v Speaker 2>don't look like that person. That's a terrible lip color

0:39:34.960 --> 0:39:38.160
<v Speaker 2>they put. Why are they wearing this like prince blouse

0:39:38.440 --> 0:39:39.160
<v Speaker 2>in the coffin.

0:39:39.440 --> 0:39:46.040
<v Speaker 5>I feel like a prince blouse when you die, prince blouse.

0:39:47.239 --> 0:39:49.160
<v Speaker 1>Marie, I don't even want to be I don't want

0:39:49.200 --> 0:39:51.799
<v Speaker 1>open casket. I want to be hung in the air like,

0:39:56.320 --> 0:39:58.440
<v Speaker 1>legs spread.

0:39:59.480 --> 0:40:01.880
<v Speaker 4>So you want to be like a museum exhibition.

0:40:02.000 --> 0:40:02.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm not.

0:40:02.600 --> 0:40:04.239
<v Speaker 1>I want I want like the whole point of having

0:40:04.280 --> 0:40:05.759
<v Speaker 1>these legs is to show them off. Then you're going

0:40:05.800 --> 0:40:07.560
<v Speaker 1>to close the fucking half casket on them.

0:40:07.840 --> 0:40:10.040
<v Speaker 5>That well, maybe close the top half and leave the legs.

0:40:12.200 --> 0:40:12.919
<v Speaker 1>That can be done.

0:40:13.560 --> 0:40:15.360
<v Speaker 4>How you feel about a wreatha When she did like

0:40:15.440 --> 0:40:17.279
<v Speaker 4>three clothes.

0:40:16.920 --> 0:40:18.920
<v Speaker 5>They crossed her legs at the ankles.

0:40:18.960 --> 0:40:20.720
<v Speaker 4>They changed her outfit three times.

0:40:21.440 --> 0:40:23.640
<v Speaker 5>Are in the casket with the legs croused?

0:40:24.320 --> 0:40:26.680
<v Speaker 1>Look. I think if they didn't change her outfit three times,

0:40:26.680 --> 0:40:29.319
<v Speaker 1>she would have came back to life. And she would

0:40:29.360 --> 0:40:32.520
<v Speaker 1>have came back and dropped her coat on the Excuse me.

0:40:33.239 --> 0:40:35.560
<v Speaker 2>Queen of the starting a show in a full fur

0:40:35.680 --> 0:40:38.440
<v Speaker 2>coat and then just dropping it on the floor. Since

0:40:38.520 --> 0:40:40.319
<v Speaker 2>we know you have money, you didn't have to come

0:40:40.360 --> 0:40:41.320
<v Speaker 2>out in the chinchilla.

0:40:41.360 --> 0:40:44.799
<v Speaker 1>And the part about it that Solomon they got paid

0:40:44.840 --> 0:40:46.600
<v Speaker 1>in cash most of the time.

0:40:47.440 --> 0:40:50.240
<v Speaker 5>That is some old black keep that ship under.

0:40:50.080 --> 0:40:54.120
<v Speaker 1>The piano until her performance was over, her piano her money.

0:40:54.120 --> 0:40:56.120
<v Speaker 1>Maybe like, take my goddamn cash of the piano, and

0:40:56.120 --> 0:40:57.600
<v Speaker 1>then when it's over so I can keep an eye

0:40:57.640 --> 0:40:59.640
<v Speaker 1>on it. Yo.

0:41:00.080 --> 0:41:02.440
<v Speaker 2>Different would tape her money under.

0:41:02.200 --> 0:41:04.799
<v Speaker 1>The telling them to do that while she's performing, so

0:41:04.840 --> 0:41:06.520
<v Speaker 1>that way when she leaves she can take the bank

0:41:06.560 --> 0:41:08.160
<v Speaker 1>and go wow.

0:41:08.000 --> 0:41:08.959
<v Speaker 4>Look to cure the bag.

0:41:09.040 --> 0:41:09.759
<v Speaker 5>To cure that.

0:41:10.200 --> 0:41:12.160
<v Speaker 3>From now on, every time I do stand up, I

0:41:12.200 --> 0:41:15.320
<v Speaker 3>want a piano on stage, a keyboard, not a grand

0:41:15.320 --> 0:41:20.480
<v Speaker 3>a keyboard with a twenty dollars bill or a drink ticket.

0:41:20.600 --> 0:41:21.120
<v Speaker 1>Take that ship.

0:41:21.440 --> 0:41:24.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I'm gonna be like, pay me in cash.

0:41:24.120 --> 0:41:26.399
<v Speaker 2>No more, venmo, bitch, just give me my money. It's

0:41:26.440 --> 0:41:28.600
<v Speaker 2>ten dollars. Why are you venmo me ten If you

0:41:28.600 --> 0:41:31.160
<v Speaker 2>can't give me ten dollars right now while I'm here

0:41:31.800 --> 0:41:33.239
<v Speaker 2>to establishment?

0:41:33.280 --> 0:41:33.440
<v Speaker 6>Is this?

0:41:33.480 --> 0:41:34.480
<v Speaker 1>A lot of people don't got cash.

0:41:34.640 --> 0:41:35.120
<v Speaker 5>A lot of people.

0:41:36.120 --> 0:41:39.600
<v Speaker 4>It's a bar good point, and people paid in cash.

0:41:39.840 --> 0:41:40.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't know you.

0:41:40.480 --> 0:41:41.600
<v Speaker 4>Got your tickets in cash.

0:41:42.080 --> 0:41:43.279
<v Speaker 5>Shout out to your Union.

0:41:43.040 --> 0:41:46.080
<v Speaker 2>Hall for always giving us cash, Baby Baby. At the

0:41:46.160 --> 0:41:48.160
<v Speaker 2>end of the night, you know, the the people who

0:41:48.480 --> 0:41:50.719
<v Speaker 2>do the show, they're not getting any money, you know

0:41:50.840 --> 0:41:51.239
<v Speaker 2>right away.

0:41:51.840 --> 0:41:53.839
<v Speaker 5>Look well Venmo y'all, we vo y'all.

0:41:53.880 --> 0:41:56.319
<v Speaker 1>But he has a lucky because other cities we don't

0:41:56.320 --> 0:41:57.920
<v Speaker 1>get paid for ship I don't get no one get

0:41:57.960 --> 0:42:01.200
<v Speaker 1>no money. Yeah, I was hearing that, No, how do

0:42:01.239 --> 0:42:03.360
<v Speaker 1>you make That's the only reason I got rich was

0:42:03.360 --> 0:42:06.759
<v Speaker 1>because I didn't get Oh, you can make money, you know,

0:42:06.840 --> 0:42:08.439
<v Speaker 1>being like on TV and ship Ah.

0:42:09.000 --> 0:42:12.120
<v Speaker 2>Let's talk about that thing that you What have you done?

0:42:12.200 --> 0:42:12.520
<v Speaker 5>Baby?

0:42:12.640 --> 0:42:13.399
<v Speaker 1>What have I not done?

0:42:13.480 --> 0:42:19.040
<v Speaker 5>Is really like that?

0:42:19.800 --> 0:42:22.719
<v Speaker 1>I just I like, I actually was working at my

0:42:22.840 --> 0:42:26.839
<v Speaker 1>restaurant job when I got my cone in and then

0:42:26.840 --> 0:42:28.319
<v Speaker 1>I had to go back to work the next day.

0:42:28.680 --> 0:42:31.880
<v Speaker 5>And that was that's humbling, as was the was the

0:42:31.960 --> 0:42:32.920
<v Speaker 5>day manager Hayten.

0:42:33.400 --> 0:42:35.280
<v Speaker 1>Everyone was so nice to me, which made it worse.

0:42:35.760 --> 0:42:37.239
<v Speaker 1>And somebody came to the restaurant. I was like, oh,

0:42:37.280 --> 0:42:39.279
<v Speaker 1>I saw you on ConA last time. I'm like, I'd be.

0:42:39.320 --> 0:42:41.360
<v Speaker 2>Like, I don't work here, I'm not I'm holding this

0:42:41.400 --> 0:42:42.320
<v Speaker 2>trade for my friend.

0:42:42.680 --> 0:42:44.680
<v Speaker 4>I'm literally here to pick up my check and that's it.

0:42:44.760 --> 0:42:47.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't even I'd be like, no, you did not.

0:42:47.360 --> 0:42:50.839
<v Speaker 2>I have a brother named Solomon and he's doing well.

0:42:52.480 --> 0:42:53.520
<v Speaker 2>My name is Sergio.

0:42:54.800 --> 0:42:56.440
<v Speaker 1>Like he was like like can he try to tell

0:42:56.440 --> 0:42:58.160
<v Speaker 1>like his parents and everything? And they could not give

0:42:58.160 --> 0:42:59.839
<v Speaker 1>a fuck about me. And I was just like, they're

0:42:59.840 --> 0:43:00.840
<v Speaker 1>a I do not want this.

0:43:00.960 --> 0:43:02.560
<v Speaker 2>They were like, what are the specials today?

0:43:02.719 --> 0:43:03.239
<v Speaker 1>Exactly?

0:43:03.719 --> 0:43:05.879
<v Speaker 4>Well, but you you worked a full shift.

0:43:05.880 --> 0:43:08.919
<v Speaker 5>They didn't lets you do a half day a summer Thursday.

0:43:09.200 --> 0:43:10.799
<v Speaker 1>No, because I've got the day off yesterday to be

0:43:10.800 --> 0:43:13.000
<v Speaker 1>on TV and I didn't have any money.

0:43:13.400 --> 0:43:14.920
<v Speaker 4>Oh, you didn't get paid for coning like that.

0:43:15.080 --> 0:43:17.920
<v Speaker 1>It sounds no, you don't get paid immediately taped under

0:43:17.920 --> 0:43:21.879
<v Speaker 1>the should have asked you should have asked for caship top.

0:43:21.920 --> 0:43:23.480
<v Speaker 5>You should have recent them.

0:43:24.320 --> 0:43:25.040
<v Speaker 1>I considered it.

0:43:25.120 --> 0:43:28.359
<v Speaker 5>But okay, so you did Conean and then how what else?

0:43:28.480 --> 0:43:29.200
<v Speaker 5>What else are you doing?

0:43:31.520 --> 0:43:34.840
<v Speaker 1>I've done coming twice. I did a half hour special.

0:43:35.320 --> 0:43:40.040
<v Speaker 2>Yes, you did do a half hour special, which is fantastic.

0:43:40.200 --> 0:43:42.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to remember everything. You did two Dove

0:43:42.920 --> 0:43:44.560
<v Speaker 1>queens recently.

0:43:45.040 --> 0:43:47.680
<v Speaker 5>And now you are here with two reals.

0:43:47.680 --> 0:43:49.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh Marie, oh wow.

0:43:49.800 --> 0:43:59.799
<v Speaker 1>Wow, here we go. They paid me money hbo. Yes, yes, yes, yes,

0:43:59.840 --> 0:44:00.960
<v Speaker 1>and I love them very much.

0:44:01.120 --> 0:44:02.040
<v Speaker 2>Yes, we like them.

0:44:02.120 --> 0:44:02.520
<v Speaker 1>Fine.

0:44:02.800 --> 0:44:06.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh my, you're we're also dube queens.

0:44:06.719 --> 0:44:08.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh there. I think that's the whole point, is that

0:44:08.239 --> 0:44:10.080
<v Speaker 1>everyone's a double queen.

0:44:10.760 --> 0:44:11.120
<v Speaker 5>That is.

0:44:12.600 --> 0:44:13.480
<v Speaker 4>See, that's the problem.

0:44:13.520 --> 0:44:16.399
<v Speaker 2>I think that's the This is with this like body positivity,

0:44:16.440 --> 0:44:17.759
<v Speaker 2>this is everybody is a star.

0:44:20.840 --> 0:44:21.560
<v Speaker 5>This weird time.

0:44:21.680 --> 0:44:28.920
<v Speaker 2>You just saying you don't you don't believe in body positivity.

0:44:28.960 --> 0:44:31.240
<v Speaker 5>I don't believe that everybody got a good body.

0:44:31.320 --> 0:44:33.600
<v Speaker 2>No, that's true, that everybody doesn't have it, and not

0:44:33.640 --> 0:44:34.520
<v Speaker 2>everybody is a queen.

0:44:35.160 --> 0:44:36.759
<v Speaker 4>If we all calling each other queen, then what the

0:44:36.800 --> 0:44:38.359
<v Speaker 4>fuck is the queen not?

0:44:38.760 --> 0:44:39.759
<v Speaker 5>I'm not what y'all are.

0:44:41.000 --> 0:44:43.000
<v Speaker 1>Wow. Well, first of all, I'm not.

0:44:42.880 --> 0:44:45.040
<v Speaker 4>Talking about them. I'm just saying in general.

0:44:44.840 --> 0:44:46.759
<v Speaker 5>Like, yes, well that's what happened. You know.

0:44:46.840 --> 0:44:50.160
<v Speaker 2>Broad City came out, bron City came out and was like,

0:44:50.200 --> 0:44:51.640
<v Speaker 2>don't you be messing up my bag now?

0:44:52.760 --> 0:44:55.440
<v Speaker 5>You already got paid. All the calling each other queen now,

0:44:55.480 --> 0:44:57.399
<v Speaker 5>and you're a princess.

0:44:57.880 --> 0:45:00.920
<v Speaker 1>No, barely, come on this.

0:45:01.080 --> 0:45:02.240
<v Speaker 2>You're a pauper.

0:45:03.480 --> 0:45:04.640
<v Speaker 1>Like a lady of the quart or something.

0:45:04.680 --> 0:45:09.799
<v Speaker 5>I won't give you a shepherd.

0:45:09.800 --> 0:45:16.239
<v Speaker 1>You are a shepherd, villager, villager, villager, villagers pond.

0:45:16.400 --> 0:45:18.799
<v Speaker 4>That's what's your move sis.

0:45:19.840 --> 0:45:23.200
<v Speaker 2>You can only go sideway, that is, you can't move

0:45:23.239 --> 0:45:24.880
<v Speaker 2>across the board all the directions.

0:45:25.800 --> 0:45:28.160
<v Speaker 1>But also keep in mind real royalty is not that

0:45:28.280 --> 0:45:31.960
<v Speaker 1>great anyway. That's like years of incest. Those are perfect

0:45:32.000 --> 0:45:32.399
<v Speaker 1>human beings.

0:45:32.520 --> 0:45:33.120
<v Speaker 5>So here we go.

0:45:33.400 --> 0:45:35.879
<v Speaker 2>Now you want to be real specific, but we talk

0:45:35.920 --> 0:45:37.719
<v Speaker 2>about but the royal family is real.

0:45:37.880 --> 0:45:38.319
<v Speaker 5>They real.

0:45:38.440 --> 0:45:41.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm not talking about the dusty mutt there in England.

0:45:41.640 --> 0:45:44.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about we here in New York City. I'm

0:45:44.120 --> 0:45:45.360
<v Speaker 2>talking about queendom here.

0:45:45.320 --> 0:45:46.919
<v Speaker 5>Queendom here coming to America. Queen.

0:45:47.040 --> 0:45:50.680
<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's exactly, and no, look to each his own.

0:45:50.840 --> 0:45:53.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm here for it, but to each not his own teaching.

0:45:54.040 --> 0:45:55.759
<v Speaker 1>We're living in a democracy. We get we should vote

0:45:55.760 --> 0:45:56.719
<v Speaker 1>to be a queen.

0:45:57.239 --> 0:45:59.160
<v Speaker 5>No, Sydney and I are the only people who should

0:45:59.160 --> 0:46:02.120
<v Speaker 5>be able to. You know, it would be shady because

0:46:02.120 --> 0:46:03.280
<v Speaker 5>we were like what shoes anywhere?

0:46:04.719 --> 0:46:11.359
<v Speaker 2>Feet look like? You got those rocks, those are linked queen,

0:46:12.320 --> 0:46:13.400
<v Speaker 2>queen queen.

0:46:13.239 --> 0:46:16.960
<v Speaker 4>Nowhere else, not my god, not my queen. See this

0:46:17.080 --> 0:46:18.759
<v Speaker 4>is why we are where we are because we're not.

0:46:18.840 --> 0:46:21.879
<v Speaker 5>With the well everybody is, everybody's clean.

0:46:22.800 --> 0:46:25.040
<v Speaker 2>I only say that because, you know, just growing up,

0:46:25.760 --> 0:46:27.440
<v Speaker 2>I had to I had to work so hard to

0:46:27.520 --> 0:46:29.200
<v Speaker 2>get to where the funk I am right now. But

0:46:29.360 --> 0:46:33.279
<v Speaker 2>if you're giving kids confidence up top, then there's nothing

0:46:33.360 --> 0:46:36.600
<v Speaker 2>to like work for and to get better at because.

0:46:36.360 --> 0:46:38.600
<v Speaker 4>You already like, I look good, I'm great.

0:46:39.160 --> 0:46:40.439
<v Speaker 5>Everything I do is gold.

0:46:40.520 --> 0:46:42.479
<v Speaker 4>It's like, no, it's not, that's not true.

0:46:42.640 --> 0:46:43.080
<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

0:46:43.280 --> 0:46:46.080
<v Speaker 2>I want somebody to feel, like, to raise, somebody to

0:46:46.160 --> 0:46:47.960
<v Speaker 2>tell me after a set I did great, if it's

0:46:47.960 --> 0:46:48.920
<v Speaker 2>a bad set, if you.

0:46:50.719 --> 0:46:53.640
<v Speaker 1>Like, look, I think, yes, you should not give false

0:46:53.719 --> 0:46:56.360
<v Speaker 1>confidence to somebody. I think you should give people confidence

0:46:56.400 --> 0:46:59.040
<v Speaker 1>on what they're good at. Yeah, I don't. I definitely

0:46:59.080 --> 0:47:00.960
<v Speaker 1>think you should be com like. I don't think confidence

0:47:01.040 --> 0:47:03.719
<v Speaker 1>is an issue. I think false confidence is the issue. Yes,

0:47:03.840 --> 0:47:06.920
<v Speaker 1>Like you should be like if somebody's out here like

0:47:06.920 --> 0:47:09.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm a great, like people like the shops American Idol

0:47:09.239 --> 0:47:10.279
<v Speaker 1>singing terribly and thinking that.

0:47:12.040 --> 0:47:14.520
<v Speaker 5>Him, I have no professional training in singing.

0:47:14.680 --> 0:47:20.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like that kind of stuff. Like somebody like there

0:47:20.200 --> 0:47:22.200
<v Speaker 1>there there was like at least three hundred people on

0:47:22.320 --> 0:47:23.800
<v Speaker 1>the way to that point that could have been like,

0:47:24.360 --> 0:47:25.440
<v Speaker 1>you need to stop doing what you do?

0:47:26.320 --> 0:47:28.359
<v Speaker 4>Right, But I would say that. I wouldn't. I would

0:47:28.360 --> 0:47:30.000
<v Speaker 4>never say, hey, you need to stop what you're doing.

0:47:30.040 --> 0:47:30.279
<v Speaker 5>You're not.

0:47:30.480 --> 0:47:32.160
<v Speaker 2>You would never say that. I would never say that

0:47:32.520 --> 0:47:32.800
<v Speaker 2>what they do.

0:47:33.120 --> 0:47:34.239
<v Speaker 4>I'm not telling you that you're not.

0:47:34.480 --> 0:47:34.960
<v Speaker 5>You should know.

0:47:35.080 --> 0:47:39.080
<v Speaker 2>You should know by the responses, responses people aware.

0:47:39.280 --> 0:47:41.480
<v Speaker 1>I think I think sometimes you got to shatter some dreams.

0:47:41.719 --> 0:47:43.840
<v Speaker 4>Mm hmm, well Solomon, you could be the one to

0:47:43.880 --> 0:47:44.040
<v Speaker 4>do that.

0:47:44.200 --> 0:47:46.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm here to shatter dream Yes, let's shatter some dreams, okay,

0:47:46.719 --> 0:47:49.200
<v Speaker 1>but I'm also here to build confidence in what people

0:47:49.200 --> 0:47:49.640
<v Speaker 1>are good at.

0:47:49.800 --> 0:47:53.600
<v Speaker 4>Oh, I'm all about uplifting the community. Community.

0:47:53.680 --> 0:47:54.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm all about that.

0:47:54.680 --> 0:47:56.799
<v Speaker 4>But I'm also like, I think we're just a little

0:47:56.840 --> 0:47:58.919
<v Speaker 4>bit too laxed with like what is great?

0:47:59.080 --> 0:48:00.960
<v Speaker 5>What is all this? You killed?

0:48:01.080 --> 0:48:02.400
<v Speaker 4>Like, come on now, let's know.

0:48:02.640 --> 0:48:05.200
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I don't lie to people about lets me

0:48:05.400 --> 0:48:07.800
<v Speaker 3>do who do badly on stage in front of me?

0:48:07.960 --> 0:48:11.080
<v Speaker 3>Like you you E've all had the conversation after a

0:48:11.160 --> 0:48:12.839
<v Speaker 3>show someone comes up to you and they're like, oh,

0:48:12.920 --> 0:48:16.520
<v Speaker 3>you did great tonight, and then they look at you

0:48:16.640 --> 0:48:19.000
<v Speaker 3>and you were like thanks, kind of like when the

0:48:19.080 --> 0:48:23.719
<v Speaker 3>dude was like, you're beautiful, and I was like everybody, like,

0:48:23.760 --> 0:48:24.640
<v Speaker 3>I'm not here to lie to you.

0:48:25.800 --> 0:48:26.440
<v Speaker 5>And I feel like you.

0:48:26.480 --> 0:48:29.320
<v Speaker 4>Don't give out a whole bunch of compliments just randomly.

0:48:29.480 --> 0:48:31.200
<v Speaker 1>No, No, I don't. I would never, but that's how

0:48:31.280 --> 0:48:34.320
<v Speaker 1>we know that they're sincere. But yeah, that's also like I'm.

0:48:34.200 --> 0:48:36.200
<v Speaker 5>Not out here lying to your face because you gave

0:48:36.280 --> 0:48:36.920
<v Speaker 5>me a compliment.

0:48:37.120 --> 0:48:38.640
<v Speaker 1>I will sit there like if I if you didn't

0:48:38.640 --> 0:48:40.640
<v Speaker 1>have a good set, I would be like, well you

0:48:40.760 --> 0:48:41.400
<v Speaker 1>were on stage.

0:48:42.320 --> 0:48:45.799
<v Speaker 5>I like the buttons on your shirt. We'll have something

0:48:45.840 --> 0:48:46.520
<v Speaker 5>else the compliment.

0:48:46.680 --> 0:48:48.480
<v Speaker 4>We'll tell themon How did you get your confidence? How

0:48:48.520 --> 0:48:49.759
<v Speaker 4>did you get to where you are right now?

0:48:50.760 --> 0:48:54.080
<v Speaker 1>Well, that confidence, like I actually have, like had issue

0:48:54.080 --> 0:48:57.800
<v Speaker 1>compensations growing up too. I was always uh because my

0:48:57.880 --> 0:49:00.760
<v Speaker 1>parents weren't the best in regards to like confidence.

0:49:00.840 --> 0:49:05.120
<v Speaker 5>So yes, we're all here African Africa.

0:49:07.239 --> 0:49:09.360
<v Speaker 1>Like you can you can show up straight a's and

0:49:09.440 --> 0:49:12.800
<v Speaker 1>still be like you stupid. I'm like you, Yeah, I

0:49:12.880 --> 0:49:13.960
<v Speaker 1>grew up in one of those houses.

0:49:14.040 --> 0:49:15.360
<v Speaker 3>Like I would come home with a test and be

0:49:15.440 --> 0:49:18.040
<v Speaker 3>like I got a ninety eight, and my mom and dad,

0:49:18.200 --> 0:49:19.759
<v Speaker 3>without fail would be like, well what happened to the

0:49:19.800 --> 0:49:22.759
<v Speaker 3>other two exactly exactly, like, but I'm messing up the

0:49:22.800 --> 0:49:26.000
<v Speaker 3>curve in class, like you doing not the most points

0:49:26.040 --> 0:49:27.680
<v Speaker 3>and they'd be like, okay, but you didn't get a

0:49:27.719 --> 0:49:30.440
<v Speaker 3>perfect school. Yeah, and that's what I got.

0:49:30.880 --> 0:49:33.120
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, that's things like I thought, like when I

0:49:33.120 --> 0:49:35.120
<v Speaker 1>got out of that, I was like, because I had

0:49:35.160 --> 0:49:37.640
<v Speaker 1>such a little so because self esieving confidence. And then

0:49:37.719 --> 0:49:39.359
<v Speaker 1>by the time that I was able to figure out

0:49:39.360 --> 0:49:40.879
<v Speaker 1>what I was good at that, I was like, oh shit,

0:49:41.719 --> 0:49:42.920
<v Speaker 1>oh wait, I am good at everything.

0:49:43.080 --> 0:49:44.720
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's like I don't need to know how to spell.

0:49:44.960 --> 0:49:47.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh fuck, how good? It's not that bad like it's

0:49:47.719 --> 0:49:50.120
<v Speaker 1>And it's just like, especially with performing, that's sort of

0:49:51.239 --> 0:49:53.160
<v Speaker 1>because I try to be self deprecating and people like

0:49:53.760 --> 0:49:55.280
<v Speaker 1>they don't believe it's.

0:49:55.160 --> 0:49:55.879
<v Speaker 4>How I can.

0:49:56.200 --> 0:49:56.560
<v Speaker 5>I can't.

0:49:56.640 --> 0:50:00.560
<v Speaker 3>I hate self deprecating comedy, but that's because I can't

0:50:00.640 --> 0:50:00.880
<v Speaker 3>do it.

0:50:01.000 --> 0:50:02.399
<v Speaker 5>Like I'm not going to get up here.

0:50:03.200 --> 0:50:04.839
<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to get up here, and no I'll

0:50:05.360 --> 0:50:09.960
<v Speaker 3>deprecate y'all right, I'm lifting me. I'm not going to

0:50:10.000 --> 0:50:12.320
<v Speaker 3>bring myself down or make myself small, so people like

0:50:12.400 --> 0:50:14.400
<v Speaker 3>me that's something that I will never do and I

0:50:14.480 --> 0:50:15.839
<v Speaker 3>won't bring myself down.

0:50:15.920 --> 0:50:18.160
<v Speaker 4>But I will be honest about some of the things

0:50:18.200 --> 0:50:18.640
<v Speaker 4>that go on.

0:50:18.840 --> 0:50:20.360
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm not going to be like, oh yeah, you know,

0:50:20.520 --> 0:50:22.959
<v Speaker 2>I lay down the best coach, like that's not true.

0:50:23.320 --> 0:50:25.919
<v Speaker 5>I mean, I mean.

0:50:28.719 --> 0:50:35.959
<v Speaker 2>Iach like I'm just I can I can talk about

0:50:39.719 --> 0:50:42.520
<v Speaker 2>I talk about my failures and feel like it's not

0:50:42.719 --> 0:50:43.800
<v Speaker 2>as self deprecating.

0:50:43.840 --> 0:50:45.319
<v Speaker 4>It's just me being like an open book.

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<v Speaker 6>No.

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<v Speaker 3>But I think it's there's a difference I think in

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<v Speaker 3>being able to laugh at yourself and then being self deprecated,

0:50:53.040 --> 0:50:55.160
<v Speaker 3>because I feel like what we do is we love

0:50:55.200 --> 0:50:57.120
<v Speaker 3>at ourselves. I left at myself every single day. I'm

0:50:57.160 --> 0:50:59.880
<v Speaker 3>not taking myself too serious. But I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 3>be like what look like that's not that's not my truth,

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<v Speaker 3>that's not my.

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<v Speaker 1>Minis like, I don't come in that. I don't come

0:51:06.840 --> 0:51:09.480
<v Speaker 1>in self deprecating. I'll come I'll come in. I'll come

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<v Speaker 1>in with the with a lot of confidence, and then

0:51:11.400 --> 0:51:13.840
<v Speaker 1>eventually I'll tell you I'll definitely laugh at myself and

0:51:13.880 --> 0:51:16.120
<v Speaker 1>tell jokes about myself. If I came with that first,

0:51:16.160 --> 0:51:18.560
<v Speaker 1>they'd be like, excuse me, sir, you just showed up

0:51:18.600 --> 0:51:25.560
<v Speaker 1>six feet four three on you don't believe that you

0:51:25.880 --> 0:51:29.080
<v Speaker 1>don't care about yourself right, And I think it's just

0:51:29.239 --> 0:51:31.399
<v Speaker 1>like it's something that I also just I do self

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<v Speaker 1>affirmations every day. I have a mantra I have before

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<v Speaker 1>I go on.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let me write it down. What is what is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Take your time, be in the moment, annunciate radi E.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fucking great that more time. Take your time, be

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<v Speaker 2>in the moment, be in the moment, radio I love.

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<v Speaker 4>That's so.

0:51:59.400 --> 0:52:01.560
<v Speaker 5>You got that written in your bathroom mirror and listen.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to live love.

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<v Speaker 5>Closer at the house.

0:52:05.760 --> 0:52:08.359
<v Speaker 4>That's beautiful. But that makes so much sense.

0:52:08.600 --> 0:52:10.160
<v Speaker 1>But see what I say to myself over and over

0:52:10.160 --> 0:52:12.359
<v Speaker 1>and over again, because I'm like your time, Like every

0:52:12.400 --> 0:52:14.880
<v Speaker 1>time I question myself on stage, my confidence, like I

0:52:15.480 --> 0:52:18.640
<v Speaker 1>I tend to not talk properly. I like words run

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<v Speaker 1>over each other.

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<v Speaker 5>That's me. That's me every day.

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<v Speaker 2>Your time, your time, b in the moment, in the moment,

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<v Speaker 2>enunciate eight, rady eight. You know I've never written the

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<v Speaker 2>word a nunc.

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<v Speaker 4>That's that's merch right there. You should put that on

0:52:35.239 --> 0:52:35.919
<v Speaker 4>a shirt for sure.

0:52:37.719 --> 0:52:39.880
<v Speaker 5>Who For those of you who are wondering how to

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<v Speaker 5>spell nunciate, it's n E, n U n C I

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<v Speaker 5>A t E.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, wow, it's I don't think it's did you say E.

0:52:48.400 --> 0:52:52.600
<v Speaker 4>E n U n C I A T. Listen, this

0:52:52.760 --> 0:52:53.400
<v Speaker 4>is a motherfucker.

0:52:54.120 --> 0:52:56.400
<v Speaker 5>My iPhone auto corrected it, so I know it's right.

0:52:56.880 --> 0:52:57.800
<v Speaker 4>It's I phone X.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an excess.

0:52:58.880 --> 0:53:00.319
<v Speaker 4>Excess success, haven't.

0:53:01.160 --> 0:53:01.839
<v Speaker 5>Okay, look at all?

0:53:02.000 --> 0:53:07.120
<v Speaker 2>Look at me with my financially unique phone, financially literally

0:53:07.400 --> 0:53:09.279
<v Speaker 2>just you know that? Is that?

0:53:10.040 --> 0:53:10.880
<v Speaker 1>Is that a homebody?

0:53:11.000 --> 0:53:14.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god? If you feeling rich, you can also

0:53:15.120 --> 0:53:18.480
<v Speaker 2>just give me one. You can send me one my way,

0:53:18.600 --> 0:53:21.439
<v Speaker 2>babe them.

0:53:20.520 --> 0:53:22.600
<v Speaker 1>Your phone so you can get a free upgrade.

0:53:23.880 --> 0:53:25.640
<v Speaker 2>Service that you get a free upgrade.

0:53:25.920 --> 0:53:27.440
<v Speaker 1>I guess I probably paid for it. I didn't you

0:53:27.880 --> 0:53:28.320
<v Speaker 1>pay for it?

0:53:28.680 --> 0:53:33.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't. They stopped doing free upgrades in two thousand.

0:53:34.120 --> 0:53:34.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember.

0:53:35.600 --> 0:53:37.279
<v Speaker 4>I'm coming to the to the story you.

0:53:38.800 --> 0:53:38.840
<v Speaker 2>Like.

0:53:38.960 --> 0:53:41.200
<v Speaker 4>He said I can get it free.

0:53:41.719 --> 0:53:46.080
<v Speaker 2>He said that I could get this phone for free. Okay,

0:53:46.480 --> 0:53:50.480
<v Speaker 2>So let's talk about like, uh, where you got? Where

0:53:50.600 --> 0:53:52.560
<v Speaker 2>did you get your confidence from? Did you answer that question?

0:53:52.760 --> 0:53:56.279
<v Speaker 1>Yes? Confidence for me was definitely from comedy and uh

0:53:56.560 --> 0:53:59.480
<v Speaker 1>take and learning how to just holding what I got

0:53:59.600 --> 0:54:01.200
<v Speaker 1>and then went into my life.

0:54:01.239 --> 0:54:03.560
<v Speaker 5>When did you start comedy? Like how let's talk about.

0:54:03.560 --> 0:54:06.280
<v Speaker 1>Well, I started in the year two thousand and seven. Okay,

0:54:06.600 --> 0:54:08.400
<v Speaker 1>there was only one of the homosexual dudes.

0:54:09.880 --> 0:54:11.000
<v Speaker 2>One other comic.

0:54:12.160 --> 0:54:14.319
<v Speaker 1>No, there's there's a few. But I started in two

0:54:14.320 --> 0:54:16.840
<v Speaker 1>thousand and seven, like when I was twenty five. And

0:54:17.239 --> 0:54:20.439
<v Speaker 1>this actually brings up to the next topic a spite. Ah, yes,

0:54:20.680 --> 0:54:23.279
<v Speaker 1>come on, I was dating. Well, I was sort of

0:54:23.360 --> 0:54:27.120
<v Speaker 1>dating this dude, sort of like no, no, no, no,

0:54:27.239 --> 0:54:31.279
<v Speaker 1>we were we were recording each other, okay, and he

0:54:32.000 --> 0:54:34.480
<v Speaker 1>he's like, he took me to this fucking weird ass

0:54:34.640 --> 0:54:36.760
<v Speaker 1>meeting for this thing called Landmark.

0:54:36.920 --> 0:54:39.120
<v Speaker 5>That sounded like a pyramid scheme.

0:54:39.239 --> 0:54:40.200
<v Speaker 1>It's a it is a pyramid.

0:54:40.719 --> 0:54:42.719
<v Speaker 4>Landmark doesn't tell no, No.

0:54:42.880 --> 0:54:47.920
<v Speaker 1>Landmark is like a program like Scientology. It's like Scientology

0:54:48.000 --> 0:54:49.640
<v Speaker 1>without the without the religion part. So it's like the

0:54:49.680 --> 0:54:51.000
<v Speaker 1>whole point of it is like, oh, you go this

0:54:51.120 --> 0:54:53.200
<v Speaker 1>program and then you bring other people in and they

0:54:53.239 --> 0:54:55.279
<v Speaker 1>pay money and it's all about like it was all

0:54:55.360 --> 0:54:57.440
<v Speaker 1>this Like he was like, it's all about finding guidance

0:54:57.560 --> 0:54:58.360
<v Speaker 1>and like building up.

0:54:58.480 --> 0:55:01.160
<v Speaker 2>It sounds like you were at church. It was they

0:55:01.320 --> 0:55:03.239
<v Speaker 2>show up, they bring people, they give money, Like he.

0:55:03.239 --> 0:55:04.600
<v Speaker 4>Took me to the meeting and I was like, what

0:55:04.640 --> 0:55:06.560
<v Speaker 4>the hell is this meeting that sounds like a a

0:55:06.800 --> 0:55:07.640
<v Speaker 4>what's going on with it?

0:55:07.680 --> 0:55:10.960
<v Speaker 5>In the basement of a temple on Rby's where was the.

0:55:11.200 --> 0:55:13.520
<v Speaker 1>It was in like a like a community center sort

0:55:13.560 --> 0:55:14.040
<v Speaker 1>of situation.

0:55:15.280 --> 0:55:18.480
<v Speaker 5>It was free. They didn't even pay for the space.

0:55:18.640 --> 0:55:21.279
<v Speaker 1>They just but they but they were like, in order

0:55:21.280 --> 0:55:22.719
<v Speaker 1>to get the work books, you have to pay money.

0:55:22.760 --> 0:55:24.080
<v Speaker 4>And I was like, yeah, they do.

0:55:24.280 --> 0:55:25.360
<v Speaker 5>What's in the workbooks.

0:55:25.360 --> 0:55:27.400
<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm not gonna give you money for an

0:55:27.400 --> 0:55:29.120
<v Speaker 1>activity book. I used to go to write aid right

0:55:29.160 --> 0:55:30.560
<v Speaker 1>now and get one. I don't it's we.

0:55:30.600 --> 0:55:31.520
<v Speaker 2>Got coloring books.

0:55:32.120 --> 0:55:33.719
<v Speaker 5>Okay, So you're dating this man.

0:55:33.840 --> 0:55:35.719
<v Speaker 1>So he takes me this meeting and he's like, yeah,

0:55:35.719 --> 0:55:37.880
<v Speaker 1>I just felt like you don't have much guidance and

0:55:38.400 --> 0:55:39.480
<v Speaker 1>you don't know what you really want.

0:55:39.520 --> 0:55:41.160
<v Speaker 5>And I was like, okay, bitch, you should have been

0:55:41.200 --> 0:55:44.640
<v Speaker 5>like I want this, and you didn't say that.

0:55:44.719 --> 0:55:46.200
<v Speaker 1>And when I heard that ship, I was like and immediately,

0:55:46.200 --> 0:55:48.880
<v Speaker 1>because I used to be spoken word wow.

0:55:51.280 --> 0:55:53.160
<v Speaker 5>In Fresno, he was the spoken word.

0:55:53.200 --> 0:55:56.319
<v Speaker 1>In Washington, I feel like in coffee shop.

0:55:56.480 --> 0:55:59.439
<v Speaker 5>In my mind, the scene must have been terrible scene

0:55:59.480 --> 0:56:04.200
<v Speaker 5>of charm. In Seattle, they spoken word, of course, okay,

0:56:04.239 --> 0:56:05.279
<v Speaker 5>well give us a little something.

0:56:05.440 --> 0:56:07.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I haven't done it in a long long like

0:56:07.239 --> 0:56:09.040
<v Speaker 1>you've probably still. I did not even want to do

0:56:09.160 --> 0:56:13.040
<v Speaker 1>a signal a butterfly flew by me last night. No,

0:56:13.160 --> 0:56:15.840
<v Speaker 1>I would, because I do I do. I do comedy pieces,

0:56:16.360 --> 0:56:18.040
<v Speaker 1>and I did one. I think one of the what

0:56:18.160 --> 0:56:19.640
<v Speaker 1>I remember is about Jennifer Lopez.

0:56:19.800 --> 0:56:21.680
<v Speaker 5>Okay, go go ahead and give it to us. On

0:56:21.840 --> 0:56:23.160
<v Speaker 5>the six I was like, I.

0:56:23.160 --> 0:56:25.120
<v Speaker 1>Think it was because I want to talk about how

0:56:25.320 --> 0:56:27.640
<v Speaker 1>beautiful she was like, look, I'm not I'm gay, but

0:56:27.680 --> 0:56:29.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm not stupid. I still fun Jennifer Lopez.

0:56:29.760 --> 0:56:34.080
<v Speaker 5>And that was like, world, that's none of that rhyme.

0:56:34.280 --> 0:56:35.960
<v Speaker 1>No, it didn't rhyme. That was the whole point. I

0:56:36.040 --> 0:56:38.719
<v Speaker 1>just would do these comedic pieces that were just like, hey,

0:56:39.160 --> 0:56:41.040
<v Speaker 1>here's a quick joke, and then they're like, what the

0:56:41.160 --> 0:56:41.640
<v Speaker 1>fuck is this?

0:56:42.400 --> 0:56:44.480
<v Speaker 3>Look how many times did you get escorted out of

0:56:44.560 --> 0:56:46.799
<v Speaker 3>the smoking How many times did they say?

0:56:46.840 --> 0:56:49.440
<v Speaker 4>So we can't say he would suck that bitch. I

0:56:49.480 --> 0:56:51.000
<v Speaker 4>don't know if it's just spoken word.

0:56:51.120 --> 0:56:52.360
<v Speaker 2>They're like, ma'am, you gotta go.

0:56:54.239 --> 0:56:55.520
<v Speaker 1>But no, I had a bunch of weird pieces, and

0:56:55.520 --> 0:56:57.080
<v Speaker 1>I also had like pieces that were like oh, being

0:56:57.120 --> 0:57:01.239
<v Speaker 1>gay is hard. And then like I was doing like

0:57:01.320 --> 0:57:02.719
<v Speaker 1>I was and then was like the second e set

0:57:02.719 --> 0:57:03.680
<v Speaker 1>that I was like, you know what I want, Like,

0:57:03.680 --> 0:57:05.120
<v Speaker 1>I've always want to be a comic. I wanted to

0:57:05.120 --> 0:57:07.040
<v Speaker 1>do stand comedies. I was a little kid and it

0:57:07.120 --> 0:57:09.040
<v Speaker 1>has been my obsession. And I was like, fuck this, dude,

0:57:09.080 --> 0:57:10.360
<v Speaker 1>I know what I'm going to do. I know what

0:57:10.400 --> 0:57:12.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm doing. I'm gonna go do stand up And I

0:57:12.120 --> 0:57:14.040
<v Speaker 1>went to I started doing. I started producing a show.

0:57:14.080 --> 0:57:15.560
<v Speaker 5>From there, you started producing.

0:57:15.760 --> 0:57:19.520
<v Speaker 2>You went from Jennifer Lopez spoken word to producing comedy

0:57:19.720 --> 0:57:20.160
<v Speaker 2>in a week.

0:57:20.360 --> 0:57:22.160
<v Speaker 1>Wait, okay, so well in two months.

0:57:22.320 --> 0:57:24.480
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you started in Seattle and then you were on

0:57:24.640 --> 0:57:27.120
<v Speaker 2>that show for Vice Flophouse House.

0:57:27.280 --> 0:57:28.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh that was not the TV credit.

0:57:28.800 --> 0:57:30.600
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's how I saw.

0:57:30.760 --> 0:57:32.440
<v Speaker 5>That's how I was familiar with you.

0:57:32.640 --> 0:57:35.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh when you when we when we probably were partying

0:57:35.320 --> 0:57:35.760
<v Speaker 1>at my house.

0:57:36.000 --> 0:57:38.320
<v Speaker 5>Uh yeah, I was like, the house is dirty. The

0:57:38.400 --> 0:57:41.280
<v Speaker 5>house didn't look dirty. They also made it dirty. To

0:57:41.400 --> 0:57:44.720
<v Speaker 5>be fair, how they made it. They want dirt from Vice? Yeah,

0:57:45.920 --> 0:57:46.800
<v Speaker 5>I mean that doesn't.

0:57:46.600 --> 0:57:48.840
<v Speaker 1>Sound like they got rid of half the furniture, which is.

0:57:48.880 --> 0:57:51.160
<v Speaker 2>Like, no, they didn't make it dirty, bro, They actually

0:57:51.240 --> 0:57:55.960
<v Speaker 2>made it cleaner. Yeah, I know, men don't like to sweep. Yeah,

0:57:56.640 --> 0:57:58.120
<v Speaker 2>what was the cleaning schedule.

0:57:57.800 --> 0:57:58.160
<v Speaker 5>At the house?

0:57:58.200 --> 0:58:00.680
<v Speaker 1>To be fair, that house was disgusting. Okay, I still

0:58:00.720 --> 0:58:05.640
<v Speaker 1>live in that house, but I fixed it. I need

0:58:05.720 --> 0:58:07.080
<v Speaker 1>you to calm your voices down.

0:58:08.320 --> 0:58:10.960
<v Speaker 2>Hey, the truth comes out and Jennifer Lopez.

0:58:10.760 --> 0:58:13.080
<v Speaker 1>Is not banging you with no flo Let me tell

0:58:13.120 --> 0:58:14.360
<v Speaker 1>you that house is clean now.

0:58:15.200 --> 0:58:16.160
<v Speaker 4>I need to see photos.

0:58:16.200 --> 0:58:18.920
<v Speaker 1>It has brand new furniture, it has Yeah, but what

0:58:19.040 --> 0:58:20.040
<v Speaker 1>the what the new floors?

0:58:20.200 --> 0:58:21.720
<v Speaker 4>Because you definitely need a new floor.

0:58:21.840 --> 0:58:23.680
<v Speaker 1>It's still a pleasant It is hard with flors I

0:58:23.880 --> 0:58:24.640
<v Speaker 1>to do. Just clean them up.

0:58:24.640 --> 0:58:26.560
<v Speaker 5>Calm down, Yes, it's all you need is a fabulous

0:58:26.560 --> 0:58:27.439
<v Speaker 5>so with some hot water.

0:58:28.880 --> 0:58:31.040
<v Speaker 4>Did you get a couple of paint jobs going on

0:58:31.120 --> 0:58:31.400
<v Speaker 4>in there?

0:58:31.960 --> 0:58:33.760
<v Speaker 1>Look, A lot of people will tell you the house

0:58:33.880 --> 0:58:35.360
<v Speaker 1>is a much better condition than it used to be.

0:58:36.000 --> 0:58:38.640
<v Speaker 5>Okay, so you admit that it was pretty raggedy.

0:58:38.880 --> 0:58:40.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh when I showed up, it was disgusting.

0:58:41.360 --> 0:58:43.240
<v Speaker 4>He made he made a house a home.

0:58:43.320 --> 0:58:47.000
<v Speaker 2>Now, but we go there.

0:58:47.040 --> 0:58:49.240
<v Speaker 1>Now you're be like a gay black person does live here?

0:58:49.680 --> 0:58:50.880
<v Speaker 4>How many rooms you got in there?

0:58:51.000 --> 0:58:51.640
<v Speaker 1>Three bedrooms?

0:58:51.720 --> 0:58:53.920
<v Speaker 2>Three bedroom? It's and you live there by yourself?

0:58:54.040 --> 0:58:55.680
<v Speaker 1>I will be living there by myself when I get back.

0:58:55.760 --> 0:58:57.400
<v Speaker 2>Yes, wait, when are you in La?

0:58:57.520 --> 0:58:58.080
<v Speaker 5>When you back?

0:58:58.280 --> 0:58:59.160
<v Speaker 1>And June?

0:58:59.520 --> 0:59:02.720
<v Speaker 5>Oh? Ouch, see you in July.

0:59:04.960 --> 0:59:06.800
<v Speaker 2>Three bedroom city, we could do some shows.

0:59:09.080 --> 0:59:09.640
<v Speaker 4>Why don't we do?

0:59:09.800 --> 0:59:10.880
<v Speaker 1>I do have a guest bedroom.

0:59:10.920 --> 0:59:12.120
<v Speaker 5>So you said you got three.

0:59:12.040 --> 0:59:17.040
<v Speaker 2>Bedroom and lived there is a guest in an office room.

0:59:17.320 --> 0:59:19.360
<v Speaker 1>That's where my elliptical and my desk is gonna go.

0:59:19.920 --> 0:59:21.320
<v Speaker 1>You've never been rich before.

0:59:21.440 --> 0:59:24.440
<v Speaker 2>I have never been rich. You saying before, I have

0:59:24.640 --> 0:59:25.480
<v Speaker 2>never been rich.

0:59:26.120 --> 0:59:29.480
<v Speaker 4>I have been rich and didn't think about elliptical or

0:59:29.680 --> 0:59:30.080
<v Speaker 4>any of that.

0:59:31.280 --> 0:59:32.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm done going to the gym and doing it. I

0:59:32.920 --> 0:59:34.160
<v Speaker 1>want to do it at home. I want to wake up.

0:59:34.200 --> 0:59:35.240
<v Speaker 5>You got lazy.

0:59:36.840 --> 0:59:37.840
<v Speaker 1>For walking out home.

0:59:40.240 --> 0:59:42.880
<v Speaker 5>You're gonna be butt naked on that bike tapping it back.

0:59:43.760 --> 0:59:47.200
<v Speaker 2>So you shouldn't be conveniently working out bits get out

0:59:47.240 --> 0:59:47.760
<v Speaker 2>of your house.

0:59:48.000 --> 0:59:50.960
<v Speaker 1>Are you talking about saying non sense? I've ever heard my.

0:59:51.000 --> 0:59:54.800
<v Speaker 3>Life working out is supposed to be inconvenient. Yeah, probably

0:59:54.920 --> 0:59:55.240
<v Speaker 3>you can't.

0:59:56.560 --> 0:59:57.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm working out.

0:59:57.920 --> 0:59:59.360
<v Speaker 5>You brushing your teeth before you get on the bik

0:59:59.440 --> 1:00:02.480
<v Speaker 5>or now, oh, dick out, dick out.

1:00:03.840 --> 1:00:05.640
<v Speaker 4>I'm not touching any of that equipment.

1:00:05.760 --> 1:00:07.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm all saying Sidney, we could use one of the

1:00:07.880 --> 1:00:11.880
<v Speaker 2>other guest bedrooms. Are there beds in the other guest.

1:00:11.760 --> 1:00:13.640
<v Speaker 1>Bedroom queen bedroom?

1:00:13.800 --> 1:00:16.160
<v Speaker 5>Oh great, but it's just one, so me Insney gotta

1:00:16.160 --> 1:00:16.560
<v Speaker 5>share a bed.

1:00:17.120 --> 1:00:19.280
<v Speaker 4>Look, what's the problem, Marie.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like.

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<v Speaker 5>Sidney b hogging covered. I feel like Sidney be trying

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<v Speaker 5>to spoon and you know I would never I don't

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<v Speaker 5>feel like to touch you.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm gonna wake up and Sydney gonna be like, look,

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<v Speaker 3>hey girl, you know you got a little jewel, right,

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<v Speaker 3>so you know you.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like i'd wake up and you would just

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<v Speaker 1>be looking at me like you don't friend. No, look

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<v Speaker 1>I have a king sized bed, so we'll never see

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<v Speaker 1>each other if you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, great, what room the California?

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<v Speaker 6>Can you?

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<v Speaker 4>You're such a bitch, Marie.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I love about it.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you so much. Honestly, I feel like you really

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<v Speaker 5>see me.

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<v Speaker 2>Friend?

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<v Speaker 1>Who I am? I see you're sectional?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, that's not I'm any better lumbar support.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's what the TV is. So oh, I sleep

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<v Speaker 1>on my couch all the time.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, TVs.

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<v Speaker 2>We we said we were going to get into black sitcoms.

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<v Speaker 2>We only got a little bit of time left. Let's yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>let's talk about shows that we used to watch as kids,

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<v Speaker 2>icon iconic black sitcoms.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, a that's one thing you'll notice. That's the

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<v Speaker 1>kind of white people I like is ones that can

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<v Speaker 1>mention shows that black people watched. Like if you have

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<v Speaker 1>ever watched The Wayne's Brothers, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>You like white people that like The Waynees Brothers.

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<v Speaker 1>I like white people that know that acknowledge black culture.

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<v Speaker 5>They acknowledge it and then and then they put corn

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<v Speaker 5>rows and then they say these.

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<v Speaker 4>Are boxer breaths.

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<v Speaker 1>Like they take a living single and turn to friends.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that's me.

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<v Speaker 2>When you do something, we don't steal it too, Like.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I've that's that's did you like friends?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Good god, No, it was so hard to watch.

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<v Speaker 5>It's on still, Like whenever I'm in a hotel, it's

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<v Speaker 5>on TV, but I didn't watch it. I was I

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<v Speaker 5>wasn't here for it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, what is this?

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<v Speaker 4>Like, why is that many people living in that place?

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<v Speaker 4>That's gross?

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<v Speaker 2>Also, the jobs.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the thing about these sitcoms that are based

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<v Speaker 3>in New York, right, is they always have these gorgeous

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<v Speaker 3>apartments and they don't the jobs don't actually line up

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<v Speaker 3>with what they wear, like they should all live in Bushwick.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they shouldn't. Like the whole show should be them

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<v Speaker 1>gentrifying Brooklyn exactly exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>But they're like where were they were in, like or

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<v Speaker 2>something they were in like a cute neighborhood. And it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>when do y'all work at Macy's? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>What how much are you contributing to the rent?

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<v Speaker 1>She was unemployed when she showed up.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but you didn't need that much money back then,

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<v Speaker 4>though in the nineties you.

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<v Speaker 5>Still still need for.

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<v Speaker 2>Totally.

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<v Speaker 5>Solomon was born in nineteen seventies.

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<v Speaker 4>She coming from Sliman is a veteran.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you know this, but yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>just were.

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<v Speaker 1>Clean when I showed up.

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<v Speaker 5>So when the Independent, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Call you, mister Georgio, Sir, mister georgiou excuse me, mister Georgia.

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<v Speaker 1>My friends but living single. I just recently rewatched it

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<v Speaker 1>because I was trying to figure out what then happened

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<v Speaker 1>to it.

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<v Speaker 4>It was brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>It was brilliant. And then I watched the final season

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<v Speaker 1>and Kyle left the show.

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<v Speaker 5>Why why?

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<v Speaker 1>And didd you no, I don't know why. I should

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<v Speaker 1>have googled they didn't. They didn't have any Alexa.

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<v Speaker 5>Why did Kyle leave? We don't have alexa?

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<v Speaker 1>But then they brought in this light skinful and You're like,

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on here?

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<v Speaker 2>Is he was? He?

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<v Speaker 5>Did he replace Kyle?

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<v Speaker 1>Sinclair moved out, moved in with Overton Yeah, Overton yeah

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<v Speaker 1>and old. Then they had to replace her. Then this

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<v Speaker 1>lightscin do showed up and lived with the girls, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, the fuck is this?

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<v Speaker 5>What was the lightskin do? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't remember that. I guess I didn't watch that.

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<v Speaker 4>Part of it fell off hard.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I also was like, these are very like

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<v Speaker 2>they're old to be all living together, right right? Everybody

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<v Speaker 2>thirty six?

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<v Speaker 1>It is New York.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, but you in the nineties, you shouldn't have

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<v Speaker 4>that many roommates.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was a group home. It was only two

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<v Speaker 1>of them living there, and then Saint Clair moved in

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<v Speaker 1>and she gave her a job.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't remember this.

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<v Speaker 2>It feels like too many thirty year olds living together. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we watched MX scene.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't live there. She lived across the street. She was

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<v Speaker 1>a high power attorney, but.

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<v Speaker 2>She always was there, and it felt like a home

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<v Speaker 2>or a job because you were a high powered attorney

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<v Speaker 2>and you over here in the hoods again instacart.

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<v Speaker 5>But you should have a terrace.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we should be a year plan.

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<v Speaker 5>We should be at your house.

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<v Speaker 1>Also fun fact, the pilot of Living Single was filmed

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<v Speaker 1>on the set of Family Matters. It's a rare condition

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<v Speaker 1>this day in age, reading the good news on a newspaper. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>love and conditions. Some people say, even the well, there

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<v Speaker 1>must be some magic clue him size tend the world

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<v Speaker 1>because all I have to see he just waiting for

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<v Speaker 1>the course the Tower of Dreams. Real love us now

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<v Speaker 1>of every scene days, it's the.

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<v Speaker 5>Bigger love in the famy. I miss TV show theme songs.

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<v Speaker 1>IM I miss him too, But I'm okay with I

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<v Speaker 1>think we got better content now. We're allowed to say

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<v Speaker 1>more ship now than we used to.

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<v Speaker 4>I like back in the day you could say, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>all the problematic on PC stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>But I feel like there was more diversity in casting

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<v Speaker 1>in the nineties than there were no It's.

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<v Speaker 3>Crazy how we went back. It's crazy like up and nine.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know if you guys remember this, but

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<v Speaker 3>it was the underpaid Negro network and it was like

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<v Speaker 3>it was centric. It was it was the original b

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<v Speaker 3>et but it was good shows on it right Mo

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<v Speaker 3>to the Eat to the right, and then we had

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<v Speaker 3>Kim and Monique the Parkers.

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<v Speaker 5>I saw a music video that Countess Fawn did.

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<v Speaker 2>It was so bad.

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<v Speaker 4>Does she have a thyroid problem because her eyes pop out?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know the video. Have you seen any of

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<v Speaker 2>her music?

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<v Speaker 1>Had know she's a great singer. She was a great

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<v Speaker 1>singer back when she sang on the show several times.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this video was bad. It came out in like

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<v Speaker 3>two thousand and six or something. I don't remember the

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<v Speaker 3>name of the song, but it was it's called like

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<v Speaker 3>That's My Man or something.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really bad.

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<v Speaker 1>And also Kevin Federline. Feeder Line was married to the

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<v Speaker 1>other one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Kevin Federline had a bunch of kids by her

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<v Speaker 2>and then left her for Britney Spears, who is each

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<v Speaker 2>shambles still?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, Britney Spears is us pray for Britain?

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<v Speaker 1>At least she's not. She's no longer with Kevin Federline.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, but like who she would now, Oh, she

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<v Speaker 1>thought she would have fucking hot dude that how do

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<v Speaker 1>that like dance with her?

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<v Speaker 3>Like they were like anytime one of these female art

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<v Speaker 3>pop stars comes out and says she's dating her backup dancer,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is the first time I ever saw her

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<v Speaker 1>date somebody that I was like, Okay, he makes sense.

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<v Speaker 4>No nobody ever makes sense because he was.

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<v Speaker 1>At least attractive enough.

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<v Speaker 2>I just feel like, first of all, she gone, she's gone,

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<v Speaker 2>You're never get back.

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<v Speaker 4>We're never getting her back.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's the sac thing about situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's the sad thing about you know, the industry

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<v Speaker 2>and working in Hollywood is just like how when do

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<v Speaker 2>you get to be you? You don't You're always on,

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<v Speaker 2>and so eventually you lose yourself, but not everybody loses themselves.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you just got to stay around people. You have

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<v Speaker 2>to keep people around you that will keep you grounded,

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<v Speaker 2>which is the touch pop star book.

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<v Speaker 1>And like she'sn't like she's been famous since she was ten.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want she was like a Mickey mouse Club

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<v Speaker 2>Mickey mouse Club. Yeah yah yah yea yeah yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>she like she's not even she on drugs, and I

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<v Speaker 2>think they're trying to tell us that she's crazy, but

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<v Speaker 2>in actuality.

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<v Speaker 5>I think uh mun Child's syndrome almost like telling her

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<v Speaker 5>she's sick.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think that would have happened to Beyonce if

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<v Speaker 1>Beyonce wasn't a black woman and had to deal with society.

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<v Speaker 2>I think if.

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<v Speaker 3>Matthew and Tina didn't want her to be a superstar

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<v Speaker 3>so bad, it could have happened to Beyonce.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think, well, no, I think she could have

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<v Speaker 1>lost her mind and become that sort of like broken

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<v Speaker 1>person if she didn't have a strong restitution.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I think she might still be broken.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't know everybody's side of the NBA's we don't

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<v Speaker 3>know how crazy is. She might be insane. You saw

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<v Speaker 3>when jay Z was in his ass beat by so

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<v Speaker 3>long too the elevator. She was just standing there so.

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<v Speaker 4>Too if your sister is who in his ass?

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<v Speaker 2>God, she didn't she didn't even she didn't even react

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<v Speaker 2>to them, and she was not sting. She didn't scream nothing,

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<v Speaker 2>She didn't throw a clutch. She just stood this how

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<v Speaker 2>we do what our family is like, what drugs you want? This?

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<v Speaker 2>No non run up on your man soon. So just

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<v Speaker 2>so you know when it happened, act like you didn't

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<v Speaker 2>see it. And Beyonce was like, bet, I'm just saying

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<v Speaker 2>it's you're, first of all, as as professional miles, right,

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<v Speaker 2>if a fight breaks out, we right like you're you're

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<v Speaker 2>we're reacting because we're dramatic. She didn't react at all.

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<v Speaker 5>But if the cameras is wrong, you didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 1>It is like for me, if it was my sibling

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, something's happened to my sibling, I'm like, look,

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<v Speaker 1>you sit back, I'll take care of this.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's what happened.

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<v Speaker 2>She told her.

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<v Speaker 1>If I run up on somebody for my brothers or

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<v Speaker 1>my sisters, they're gonna they they need to chill out,

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<v Speaker 1>have a moment because they were have been sucked with

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<v Speaker 1>too much.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she knew it was coming, but y'all, listen, you

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<v Speaker 2>don't feel so you need to look at the tape.

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<v Speaker 2>Just she wasn't even looking at it while it was

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<v Speaker 2>She was just like standing like that's not weird to y'all.

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<v Speaker 5>No, she wasn't even making eye contact with either of them.

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<v Speaker 1>She's doing exactly what I would appreciate. That'sage I need

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<v Speaker 1>to be in.

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<v Speaker 2>Ooh got them says, Hey, that's what you get for

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<v Speaker 2>cheating on me with Rachel Rachel Roy Rachel Ray whoever

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<v Speaker 2>they said Rachel Ray was Rachel Ray in the kitchen

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<v Speaker 2>and so.

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<v Speaker 4>We need to see the tape needs to look clean.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like, don't say nothing, don't see you didn't

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<v Speaker 2>see that, and this is just me going off and

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<v Speaker 2>that's what she did.

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<v Speaker 1>And also I think what happened was like Beyonce was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna be calm to me and just like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, bitch, I'm gonna be chill about this.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, she threw her shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So then swim with jay Z went back home

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<v Speaker 2>to talk to Beyonce.

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<v Speaker 4>She was just like, hey, you knew it was coming.

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<v Speaker 5>Bro.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I don't have nothing to say.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you about Solar as a second.

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<v Speaker 5>You matter definitely.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's what I loved Lawn so much.

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<v Speaker 5>That is she's the sister.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, I'm not going to keep any secrets. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>think it's exactly right.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm here for it.

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<v Speaker 2>And a shout out to whoever leaked that elevator footage

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<v Speaker 2>because that.

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<v Speaker 4>Security guard doesn't have his job anymore. Okay, it was

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<v Speaker 4>worth it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a good day. That was a good day

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<v Speaker 1>at the Dollar at.

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<v Speaker 5>The Boom Boom Room, oh, oh lot, damn.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sure he was so bored the whole time, and

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<v Speaker 4>then he saw that, like, are you fucking kidding me?

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<v Speaker 5>He was like, I'm selling this to TMZ tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Millions dollars. That must have made him so much money.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, you probably got a couple of thousand for it,

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<v Speaker 5>but I don't know millions millions.

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<v Speaker 4>They paid good money for that footage.

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<v Speaker 5>That maybe twenty thousand dollars. Millions.

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<v Speaker 1>Friends, I'll give you one hundred thousand.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, maybe I bet you for one hundred thousand dollars,

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<v Speaker 5>y'all'll be fired.

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<v Speaker 2>From my job.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, for five dollars, I'll quit.

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<v Speaker 5>For a cream cheese bagel. I'd be like, you know what,

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<v Speaker 5>I actually don't need to work no more.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I didn't want to be here.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we touched a bunch of stuff today. Is there

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<v Speaker 2>anything you want to leave our listeners with? If you

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<v Speaker 2>have a tip on how to be more confident? Yea,

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<v Speaker 2>how to get away with murder, how to how to

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<v Speaker 2>keep your money while splurging, Like, uh, what to invest

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<v Speaker 2>in investing yourself? Okay, that sounds like somebody who bad

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<v Speaker 2>with money. No, that's not like somebody who about to

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<v Speaker 2>get some work done, siss Brazilian, But were.

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<v Speaker 5>Talking the back of my neck to forehead back, not

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<v Speaker 5>only Campbell styles.

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<v Speaker 4>I understand.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you gotten botox before?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I've not done anything, but like invest yourself, like

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<v Speaker 1>just generally, Like that's where my confidence comes in. Is

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<v Speaker 1>like learning not to like you can definitely put other

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<v Speaker 1>people and take care of the people, but you also

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<v Speaker 1>have to put yourself first along that way too, So

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<v Speaker 1>just take care of your damnself. Take care of yourself,

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<v Speaker 1>take care yourself, take care of the people you love,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you'll always have confidence in yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, you know, Taylor, I've been doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>Take your time and be in the moment, enunciate, radiate,

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<v Speaker 2>and steal people's money. I feel like that's always steal stealing. Still,

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<v Speaker 2>that's how you get rid of ringles, is stealing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's why I look like this. I look like so

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<v Speaker 2>you're the Somali and Elizabeth Homes.

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<v Speaker 4>Keep looking at you, and I'm like, emon, if you're

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<v Speaker 4>giving me married to David?

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<v Speaker 5>I know, I know, I know. Can you tell the

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<v Speaker 5>listeners like where they can catch you on social media?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Solomon Georgia all across the board s O l

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<v Speaker 1>O m O n g e O r g I

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<v Speaker 1>O s O l O l O M s O

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<v Speaker 1>l O m O y r g i O. Spell

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<v Speaker 1>the name again, she h.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you?

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<v Speaker 5>Are you dating right now?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 4>He's a free agent.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, what he's a freelance what's your type?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Come on, We've got a lot of listeners,

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<v Speaker 1>but no one really hollers at me, so I don't really.

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<v Speaker 4>But they might change.

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<v Speaker 1>They might slide in a d M because you're so confident. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but they might it all over your DM.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm what is known as intimidating to people. Sure, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>fine with that.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen listeners.

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<v Speaker 2>If you want to have a fine meal at the

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<v Speaker 2>diner with somebody who's very attractive and rich, I think

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<v Speaker 2>you should slide in.

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<v Speaker 5>Attractive rich talls for three quarters.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, my dms are closed.

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<v Speaker 5>Them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, how you close?

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<v Speaker 5>You that you're saying people don't hit you up?

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<v Speaker 1>It's because I'm a gay black man on the internet.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to let just open ass hateful people

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<v Speaker 1>in the world.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, but the people that you don't follow, it

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<v Speaker 3>goes in like the other inbox that you never check

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<v Speaker 3>you can friends of yours.

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<v Speaker 1>I run my mouth too much to just have my

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<v Speaker 1>DMS wide open.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm a slide in your DMS.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well that's because I follow you.

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<v Speaker 5>It's real sliding your DM still, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, if you want to slide into my d

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just sliding.

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<v Speaker 2>Slide into Marie, and you can slide into mine as well,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I'll forward you.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you should follow this person. They're good.

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<v Speaker 2>I look through there, and I did a background check.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they're Look tell us what you're attracted to.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm attracted to men who are nice, so ugly.

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<v Speaker 5>Nice.

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<v Speaker 1>And you can be poor, you can pour as long

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<v Speaker 1>as you're as long as you're as long as you're

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<v Speaker 1>good looking.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, but what's good looking to you?

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<v Speaker 1>It's you know, that's it's really I just that's the

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<v Speaker 1>hard thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Like white dudes, you like black dudes, You like them short?

1:15:38.120 --> 1:15:41.160
<v Speaker 2>I like you like them long hair, thick, red bone,

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<v Speaker 2>open up your legs to flame.

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<v Speaker 4>Would you date somebody missing an eye?

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<v Speaker 1>It depends on the story, depends on the tail. It's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I lost my because I sull my toe on the

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<v Speaker 1>edge of the table. But if I'm like oh.

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<v Speaker 5>My eye.

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<v Speaker 2>I stub my toe on the corn the bed going

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<v Speaker 2>to the bathroom, land it on my eye. Anyway, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't bring my wallet. If I lost my eye, I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like I would lean into that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I would.

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<v Speaker 2>I would still put lashes on, you know, I would know.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have the best eye shadow. I would draw

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<v Speaker 2>my eyebrows so thick.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I just some drag race, just some what's the

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<v Speaker 5>who's the drag queen that has the like the Tricksy motel.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, bas eye and then a little eye like a

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<v Speaker 2>cartoon character out of one big eye in one. No.

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<v Speaker 4>I would literally just get like a fake, a fake

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<v Speaker 4>sticker and put it on.

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<v Speaker 2>I would get the one that you know, the on

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<v Speaker 2>dolls where the eye, So I put on my fucking

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<v Speaker 2>fake eye. Oh good, yeah, No, you know what I

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<v Speaker 2>would do if I lost my eye. You remember the

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<v Speaker 2>the bottles we used to feed our baby dolls.

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<v Speaker 3>It was either like milk or juice, and like when

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<v Speaker 3>you tipped it, all of the liquid disappear.

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<v Speaker 5>I put that in my I would get a glass

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<v Speaker 5>eye with rims that.

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<v Speaker 1>Spin on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I get like a hazel eye, a hazel.

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<v Speaker 5>One, and then it's this brown eye.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I would to.

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<v Speaker 4>Get I want to get an eye that would say

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<v Speaker 4>finy in it.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, luxury BRANDLV.

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<v Speaker 2>It would just say mind your business and like little

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<v Speaker 2>time and people, what happened to you?

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<v Speaker 5>Mind your business?

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<v Speaker 4>I would put grills on my eye. That's what I

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<v Speaker 4>for sure, grills for sure.

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<v Speaker 5>I get a gold eyeball.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, just solid gold, solid, just dope, just.

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<v Speaker 5>The heavy gold eye.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's how you get like some sort of poison.

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<v Speaker 4>That has been our freaking show. This has been fantastic.

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<v Speaker 4>I had so much fun. I learned so much. You know,

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<v Speaker 4>I would say, you know, let's just go to the dinner,

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<v Speaker 4>but we're not. It's early. This for late night. If

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<v Speaker 4>you enjoyed this, you know you should leave a comment review, even.

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<v Speaker 5>If you hated it, Leave a comment that we can

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<v Speaker 5>delete later.

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<v Speaker 4>Leave a comment.

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<v Speaker 2>Leave a comment so I can screenshot it and send

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<v Speaker 2>it to Solomon, so he can slide in your DMS

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<v Speaker 2>and be like, na, what we not about to do?

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<v Speaker 4>So he can go to your page and then roast

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<v Speaker 4>you exactly, write good about you?

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<v Speaker 1>What makes you think you could?

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<v Speaker 5>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Just this is what we want. Leave that negative comment,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll screenshot it, we'll post it, and then we'll just

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<v Speaker 2>leave palm trees underneath your most recent post.

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<v Speaker 5>That's our that's our Our behive is because we're shady.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh we're solid, shady folks. Tropical shade palm trees, not

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<v Speaker 2>Central Park.

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<v Speaker 1>Dusty trees sunscreen because it's shady over here.

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<v Speaker 3>You see it anyway, guys, rate comment, subscribe, catch us

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<v Speaker 3>on the Patreon. Solomon is going back to la Make

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<v Speaker 3>sure you see him everywhere you can live.

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<v Speaker 5>Come see us at the Knitting Factory ever every Sunday

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<v Speaker 5>and keep signing what up to us?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we love it. Shout out to Caesar from Netflix. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>seeing everybody that we need to see.

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<v Speaker 5>Love it. Okay, bye friend, Bye Forever.

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