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Speaker 1: Forever.

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Speaker 2: Actually your face claims that you're the hater.

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Speaker 3: Actually, God hates you, which is why he made you

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Speaker 3: look like that.

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Speaker 2: Anyway. Welcome to the Individual Expert Podcast. We have started. Baby, Yes,

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Speaker 2: in the building the build. Pull over that ass too fast?

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Speaker 2: Pull that as too fast?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I need some energy.

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Speaker 5: I'm tired. You need some cocaine? No? Absolutely not, you know,

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Speaker 5: a friend or something.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm just tired. I'm like worn down, worn down.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I did two shows last night, and

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Speaker 2: you know I went to work like everybody else. But

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Speaker 2: I must have a concusion, concussion or something.

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Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm just like, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: So you are tired, yes, because you worked and had

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Speaker 2: two shows last night and you think you out of concussion.

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Speaker 5: Did someone hit you at one of the shows. No?

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Speaker 2: Did you slam your head against No, because that's what

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Speaker 2: a concussion is, but it feels like it could be.

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Speaker 2: What do you think of concussion? Do you think a

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Speaker 2: concussion means fatigue? No? You think a concussion is like

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Speaker 2: a period side of that, like you could take a motrin.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I must have a concussion.

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Speaker 2: Slips she slips like down the stairs.

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Speaker 5: Must have a concussion. She comes to work late.

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Speaker 2: Must have a concussion. Oh, every time, every time I sleep,

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Speaker 2: every time I take a nap at work, I'm.

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Speaker 3: Like, I have a concussion. You you know you're not

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Speaker 3: supposed to sleep if you have a concussion. Right, that's

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Speaker 3: the number one rule. I've heard that about concussion.

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Speaker 2: But the way my gud is set up, I don't

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Speaker 2: know if.

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Speaker 5: We know the same.

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Speaker 4: God suit, I can take a nap on my concussion.

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Speaker 2: Actually, actually, whenever I get a concussion, go to see

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Speaker 2: I wake up well rested.

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Speaker 5: That's because you almost died.

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Speaker 4: Oh, stay away from the life, friends, Yeah, take a

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Speaker 4: trip to heaven.

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Speaker 5: Come back.

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Speaker 4: Like I'm here, I'm ready to go. Let's work.

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Speaker 5: I don't think that you know, I know what it is.

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Speaker 4: I'm joking.

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Speaker 2: I'm just tired and beatty hard.

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Speaker 5: You know, most people have nine to five jobs.

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Speaker 4: Fuck those people. They're not creatives.

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Speaker 2: They don't have like they know exactly what they are

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Speaker 4: It's very Most people are basic.

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Speaker 2: Most people hate their jobs, but like exactly yours is

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Speaker 2: not terrible, it's not terrible. But when you have to

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Speaker 2: constantly think, I mean, I'm just like pitching stuff and

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Speaker 2: thinking about things that I don't normally think about.

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Speaker 4: It's a lot.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, oh my god, your life is so hard.

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Speaker 5: Wow crazy?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Marie, how dare you when you want to talk about,

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Speaker 2: you know, how you feel?

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Speaker 4: I let you do it.

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Speaker 5: When do I talk about my feelings?

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Speaker 2: I mean, you've labeled yourself as unemployed, which is not true.

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Speaker 5: But I am not unemployed.

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Speaker 4: Freelance.

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Speaker 2: That's unemployed. That's for It's like, oh, I'm Freeland. When

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Speaker 2: somebody says, oh, I'm freelance, I ain't got no job. Noh,

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Speaker 2: you live at your mama. He absolutely not the bedroom door.

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Speaker 5: You have a sheep there.

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Speaker 4: Not unemployed. Unemployed is somebody.

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Speaker 2: I'm not even gonna name the names, but there's real

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Speaker 2: names of unemployed niggas that have not the offer, have

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Speaker 2: stage in years?

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, that's but that's it's a

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Speaker 3: different I'm unemployed light okay. You know during the week,

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Speaker 3: I'm not doing like nothing every day, but like you know,

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Speaker 3: some weeks, you know, I'll shoot something for somebody, I

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Speaker 3: fly out to LA. That's what I was an expert

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Speaker 3: you know, maga business, I honestly was an expert at

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Speaker 3: not being prepared because that is what happened. I am

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Speaker 3: flying to France for three week solo E prey Ho trip,

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Speaker 3: that's what we're calling it. Yes, we're getting shirts, we're

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Speaker 3: getting jackets made E prey Ho and my passport expired

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Speaker 3: a full year ago and my mom was like, you

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Speaker 3: should get it renewed, and I was like time. And

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Speaker 3: then I decided to go on this trip six weeks

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Speaker 3: got to get my passport right.

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Speaker 2: So I paid to get it expedited, which was one

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Speaker 2: hundred and seventy dollars, so it's one hundred and ten

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Speaker 2: to renew it, and then sixty dollars for the expedition expedition.

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Speaker 4: I was like what, I was like, do you know

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Speaker 4: what an expedition is?

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Speaker 2: It's an ugly as car, it's a journey sis, it's

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Speaker 2: expedited for the expedition. Yes, Oh can you go back

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Speaker 2: and be like, so what's up with my expedition? What's

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Speaker 5: Listen? Like big black cars?

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Speaker 3: Anyway, So I paid all this money and then I

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Speaker 3: they sent it back to me.

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Speaker 5: They were like you forgot to sign it, so.

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Speaker 3: That and then I called them when I was in

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Speaker 3: LA and it was like, hey, what's the status and

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Speaker 3: they were like, ah, yike, they were like, we haven't

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Speaker 3: d started your passport yet.

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Speaker 5: I'm leaving in nine days, right, Yeah, we haven't even

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Speaker 2: Dah, so whoa we can put a note on my

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Speaker 2: application And I was like, I.

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Speaker 3: Paid you guys to do this quickly, and they're like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: we had it for two weeks. Couldn't do nothing with it.

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Speaker 3: It was just sitting here. Fuck, just sitting there right.

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Speaker 4: Stupid dumb.

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Speaker 2: I was like, well, can I leave the country and

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Speaker 2: then try to sneak back in. I was like, this

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Speaker 2: is no climate leave bitch, they won't let me leave. No.

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Speaker 3: Well anyway, uh So I called them and I was

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Speaker 3: trying to figure out how I'm gonna be able to

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Speaker 3: go because they were like, you gotta go to the

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Speaker 3: agency in New York in person at seven thirty in

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Speaker 3: the morning and then it'll take eight days, which is

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Speaker 3: exactly the amount of days that I write. So right,

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Speaker 3: it's a lot of I was scared. I was I

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Speaker 3: called my Airbnb chick. I was like, hey, sis, something

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Speaker 3: wrong with my passport. I might not be able to come.

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Speaker 3: I might have to change my dates. I'm looking at

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Speaker 3: plane tickets. Everything's like eight hundred dollars one way. I'm like, ah,

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Speaker 3: I told everybody I was going to France already that

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Speaker 5: So like, what, I'm just going to stay home in

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Speaker 2: Of you know. I was like, listen. I was like,

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Speaker 2: we got to figure it out. I was sending you websites.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, you can extratit it

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Speaker 2: in one day. Yeah, that's what I did.

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Speaker 3: I know, but those services I need my passport. I

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Speaker 3: need my passport, and then you pay like an extra

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Speaker 5: In like two days. But I don't.

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Speaker 4: That's that's what I did. That's exactly what I did.

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Speaker 2: So I'm like, I'm freaking out.

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Speaker 5: And then that.

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Speaker 2: Evening when you have when you were rich friend money, Yes,

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Speaker 2: I got an email from them that night and they

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Speaker 2: were like, we printed your passport.

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Speaker 5: It's we sending it out. You should have it by wednesday.

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Speaker 5: So beautiful. So I tracked it. I might have it

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Speaker 5: on Monday. So look at God, Godly, look what a

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Speaker 5: beautiful ashy God we serve.

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Speaker 2: Look at God.

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Speaker 5: I love it.

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Speaker 2: It's so necessary, so necessary clothing. What were you an

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Speaker 2: expert in this week? I'm just like, I'm an expert

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Speaker 2: in winghing it. I'll be at work, like what am

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Speaker 2: I doing today? People ask me that every day.

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Speaker 4: What are you working on? I'm like a script?

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Speaker 5: What are you working on?

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Speaker 2: Scripts?

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Speaker 4: But they're just like not finished.

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Speaker 2: I'll like start them and then I'll go look at

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Speaker 2: something else, and then like two hours will pass by

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Speaker 2: and I like, fuck, what.

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Speaker 5: Should be looking at topshop dot com? You don't need

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Speaker 5: to shutting down, yo, shut down.

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Speaker 2: We're going after the podcast. I went there and it's

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Speaker 2: a hot mess. You gotta pay all cash. Everything is

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Speaker 4: It's just like, but.

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Speaker 2: Y'all niggas is shutting down. Everything should be cash. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you can only pay Hell, they're not trying to pay

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Speaker 2: back there exact exactly Moondo.

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Speaker 5: That is some hood.

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Speaker 2: But I was like, do you think the government doesn't

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Speaker 5: And they still got.

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Speaker 2: Full price stuff, full price stuff and I looked at

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Speaker 2: the girl, like, you think I'm paying this amount for

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Speaker 2: these jeans when y'all shutting down in two days.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And that what made me so upset is like,

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Speaker 4: y'all work here for what?

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Speaker 5: How?

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Speaker 4: What is your pay rate? Do you why do you care?

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Speaker 5: I'll be like a cool fifteen an hour, give it away.

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Speaker 2: If I worked, I'm like, yeah it, take this, take

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Speaker 2: a whole rack, Take the actual rack, because we.

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Speaker 3: Are about to sh Honestly, I would just be in

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Speaker 3: there trying to set it off. If I worked at

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Speaker 3: Top Shot, like Legit Jada Pinkins or or our Braid.

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Speaker 2: Bob or you know what it is, they're like, Oh,

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Speaker 2: if we don't sell this shit, then we can probably

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Speaker 2: keep it.

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Speaker 3: Right because the website is still gonna be live. You're

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Speaker 3: still gonna be able to order stuff from tap shop

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Speaker 3: dot com. In the United States, you won't be able to.

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Speaker 2: Go to But I'm talking about the workers. If they're like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: none of this shit go, then we just get to

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Speaker 2: pick through it and take what we want.

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Speaker 5: I don't know that this probably not even that cute.

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Speaker 5: If you work there, it's probably like.

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Speaker 2: Wales Time Shop in Soho. Y'all about to shut down.

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Speaker 2: Stop fucking playing with me. And it's a whole bunch

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Speaker 2: of brown people working in there with attitudes and it's like,

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Speaker 2: since seconds they about to be unemployed.

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Speaker 1: Exactly.

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Speaker 2: So when you say unemployed, there's people at top shop like,

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Speaker 2: bitch you alive?

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Speaker 3: I should see if they need some people part time,

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Speaker 3: part time to do inventory before close.

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Speaker 2: Y'all made, you know, somebody to work ten hours a week.

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Speaker 2: Well don't they get like a severance pay or something

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Speaker 2: like that at a retail store?

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Speaker 5: No, what is wrong with you?

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Speaker 4: I've been working, you know, so corp.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know how it works for y'all's in

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Speaker 2: them the poor.

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Speaker 4: So sorry, I don't know how that works anymore.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of poor, our expert today is rich Ad Jason. Okay,

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Speaker 3: he is an expert on so many things, and we

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Speaker 3: want to hit all of them today, right.

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Speaker 2: But we're gonna hit you with like a little but spifles,

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Speaker 4: He's good for that.

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Speaker 5: And then and then like nineties black.

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Speaker 2: Ye goddess and also rude, rude so much. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 4: Zach Fox came in as rude, but this is also

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Speaker 3: Queen okay, her majesty, Uh, the royal Duchess of Rude.

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Speaker 1: Look, I don't think I'm rude. I just don't like

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Speaker 2: Yes, And on that note, there were so many slashes

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Speaker 4: Y'all know what we're talking about.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well you'll figure it out. Yeah, we don't know

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But he's also a writer for many, many things. He's

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Speaker 2: writing on trill right now, shrill, great show, do it up,

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Speaker 2: awesome stand up comedian. It's Solomon Georgie Obsess.

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Speaker 1: We love you, love you both stand You guys are wonderful.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's good to have one of our kind

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Speaker 2: to you know this. Some people come in and like, hey, guys, it's.

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Speaker 1: Like, nah, we need heat, we need no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I cannot be I'm not feeble. I'm not a.

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Speaker 2: People we love.

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Speaker 5: That's an insult.

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Speaker 3: You see somebody and they just respect you say something

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Speaker 3: about them is feeble bit of feeble ass bank account balance,

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Speaker 3: your feeble ass confidence, feeble ass eyebrows, feeble ass edges. Yes,

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Speaker 1: That's feeble as edges. Ain't that bad.

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Speaker 2: I mean Naomi Campbell, I mean remember when that photo

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Speaker 4: Well, that's what it is.

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Speaker 2: When you wear wigs, when you wear sewings like all

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Speaker 2: what happens. No, but the But there are people who

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Speaker 1: That's true, but a lot of people can't get like

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Speaker 1: if your whole life because you like Martley's he was like,

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Speaker 5: She's been doing it for like thirty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's back when they were just not using

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Speaker 5: They were just put some water in.

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Speaker 5: He's like, this is regular lotion, you like you srimp

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Speaker 1: Shacking up her black hair, just not giving the fuck.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right. And it's people in like Europe, you know,

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Speaker 3: They're like they're like VANDILSA assume didn't just we're just

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Speaker 2: We're gonna hit you with some that's good enough right

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Speaker 1: Though.

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Speaker 2: What a shampoo with Like they have like three and

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Speaker 2: one like conditioner that's really good. Three and one a shampoo, conditioner,

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Speaker 1: You know. The ship that I use looks like it

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Speaker 2: That, like African exactly. It's black soap. It's like a

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Speaker 4: You have all purpose black soap.

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Speaker 2: You can like do your hair, put it on your

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Speaker 3: Uh So Solomon, tell first of all, let's tell people

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Speaker 3: what you look like, uh, real quick, how tall are you?

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Speaker 5: And three quarters foot four and three quarter?

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Speaker 4: That's how you know what it's proud to be the

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Speaker 5: You use it as a credit.

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Speaker 1: Look, let people know that I'm here, Like if you're

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Speaker 5: Well let me look for that ethop.

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Speaker 2: And giraffe is here. Yeah, okay, so you are six

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Speaker 5: You got on a timy a little a little gray short?

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Speaker 2: Are these top Shop?

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Speaker 1: These are Athos top.

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Speaker 5: But that's why they going bankrupt. People shopping on.

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Speaker 1: As well ASO Scott discounts and a better fit. So

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Speaker 1: maybe top Shop you need to up your game.

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Speaker 4: Talk about it, be about it.

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Speaker 5: These are facts.

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Speaker 1: Also, let's talk about plus sizes. You don't got none

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Speaker 1: top Shop as that's no one at this table is

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Speaker 1: plus size, though there is, that is true, but it

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Speaker 1: is that a thriving That's how you make a corporation

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Speaker 3: Right, and Asos has Q plus sized stuff because Carolina

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Speaker 3: like she always looks great.

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Speaker 2: It's stay in a crop top she's stay in a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's the thing. If you have Q plus

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: You went the top Shop, no.

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Speaker 2: Bottom shop, bottom shop, story from the bottom and you're.

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Speaker 5: Right back.

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Speaker 3: But also the the heiress of top Shop is dating

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Speaker 2: And you know he takes all her money. She's pregnant

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Speaker 2: bys and he's taking all her money. You remember the hot.

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Speaker 4: She's about to join on the scammer of her she

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Speaker 3: He left his wife and like his like three kids

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Speaker 5: But he probably told.

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Speaker 4: His wife, listen, listen, you know what I'm doing here.

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Speaker 5: This is for us.

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Speaker 1: Yeou you want alimony, This only way we're getting alim.

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Speaker 4: You know I ain't out of money.

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Speaker 2: He's like, he was like, I can't.

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Speaker 5: Get no references to jobs.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna bang this arrests and I'm gonna get us

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Speaker 2: all some top Shop.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna get us out the hood. And now it's uh.

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Speaker 1: And that's she probably was talking about her ideas, like listen, motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: If this bitch, is you better go to there?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I mean everybody at this table. Would you date

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 5: What? No, you wouldn't date somebody because they were rich.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's been offered.

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Speaker 5: Oh okay, we'll talk about it about it. He must

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Speaker 4: But that's fine, though, that's fine.

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Speaker 2: Like I've fallen in love with people who are physically unfortunate.

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Speaker 4: So it's not like we're rich. No, So that's what

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Speaker 4: I'm saying, like if I could be.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand what you're saying.

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Speaker 2: If people, Yes, ye has dated I have, but you

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Speaker 4: No I wasn't, so you've just been forty five the

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Speaker 1: No, it has to be one or two or the other.

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Speaker 1: Like I'm not like you cannot have both of the

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Speaker 2: These are facts.

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Speaker 4: Well, those are the people I'm drawn to sometimes.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I mean we.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'm quite but you're not ugly all.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it's true, but you you said your spidy sentence

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Speaker 3: was like bbe baby baby, she's poor.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I'll have I'd rather I would be happy

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Speaker 2: No, because I feel like attractive four people don't have

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Speaker 5: Wow, sidn't you just tell everybody my business? Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: No, here's the thing. Attractive people know how to game

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Speaker 5: They survive attractive poor people.

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Speaker 3: And by poor we mean like not homeless, although you

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Speaker 4: I feel like I call them financially unique. That's what

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Speaker 3: Listen, I'll date somebody who's rich and ugly. I have

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Speaker 4: Very loose about it.

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Speaker 1: Right, Well, things are like, either don't date rich and ugly,

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Speaker 1: because rich and ugly is like I just don't like

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Speaker 2: Right, what's there?

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Speaker 4: What's the difference.

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Speaker 1: Well, there's the uh you know, you want to fuck

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Speaker 1: I want your money.

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Speaker 4: I want your money.

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Speaker 5: I want your money.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Andrew producer, sexy intern Andrew.

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Speaker 4: He came in. He made a run.

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Speaker 2: One of these is cream, uh sugar.

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Speaker 4: He did a run for us.

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Speaker 5: He did a run, Thank you so much. And he

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Speaker 2: On My god, money from the Patreon or this is

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Speaker 5: Oh my god?

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Speaker 3: Mu I mean it's a lot of jelly ones in there.

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Speaker 3: We love you, shake the munchkins.

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Speaker 4: Thanks so much. So Yeah, what's the difference. The rich

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Speaker 3: Rich rich white energy is the equivalent to attractive anything

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Speaker 1: The thing is like I don't like. I don't like.

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Speaker 1: My issue is like, hey, be ugly, be proud, live

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Speaker 5: No, I'm like, walk in the alleys.

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Speaker 2: Don't don't want them walk amongst us, and don't ask

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Speaker 1: Is, don't present it to me like this is this

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Speaker 5: Well, my thing will tell me what you have that

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Speaker 5: you know is great. But maybe they're so confident.

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Speaker 2: Maybe men that are ugly are confident because they know.

449
00:19:30,359 --> 00:19:31,520
Speaker 5: The dick is good.

450
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,280
Speaker 4: No, I'm gonna say absolutely not.

451
00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:35,119
Speaker 5: It's also false.

452
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Speaker 2: As I was saying it, I was like, because it's

453
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:40,680
Speaker 2: a lot of confident ugly people. Because rich people, they'll

454
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,760
Speaker 2: be lazy on other on other ends, like the sex

455
00:19:44,119 --> 00:19:47,520
Speaker 2: or just the conversation, because they're like, well you don't

456
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:48,439
Speaker 2: like this conversation.

457
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,720
Speaker 4: Let's go to Miami, Let's go to Paris, Let's wait

458
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Speaker 4: to Blacco.

459
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Speaker 5: What ugly? What rich?

460
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Speaker 2: Ugly people you speak to that are that are boring?

461
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:59,439
Speaker 2: But god like jets ready to go so many you know,

462
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Speaker 2: it's work at a fucking bar for ten years that

463
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Speaker 2: it was like the best of the best of New

464
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,880
Speaker 2: York City was walking in there, and I would see

465
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,040
Speaker 2: people roll their eyes talking to people and they're like,

466
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,480
Speaker 2: they have nothing to talk about, but they didn't pay

467
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Speaker 2: for this whole table.

468
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,960
Speaker 4: Were going back to the loft. We we have a

469
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Speaker 4: weekend trip.

470
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:21,840
Speaker 5: This weekend. We're leaving tonight. We find out this sight

471
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Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying.

472
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Speaker 2: I love that I would.

473
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Speaker 5: I would hang out with a fun, ugly, rich person.

474
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Speaker 1: See that I don't have that problem is just I don't.

475
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Speaker 1: I don't have the part where I have to become

476
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Speaker 1: an actor and be like, oh, you are attractive, Like no.

477
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Speaker 3: Oh, no, I've never I I dated the dude once

478
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Speaker 3: and he would always tell me that I was pretty.

479
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Speaker 3: Like you know when you're having your like intimate with

480
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Speaker 3: somebody and they hit you with the you're so beautiful

481
00:20:46,359 --> 00:20:51,399
Speaker 3: and you just hit them with the things things.

482
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Speaker 5: But I don't think man to hear that back then.

483
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Speaker 2: But it would be an awkward silence every single time

484
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Speaker 2: because I'm I'm not an actress.

485
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,640
Speaker 5: She's not out here booking scripted things.

486
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,760
Speaker 1: No, they're they're they're waiting for their compliment to you, right, and.

487
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,359
Speaker 2: You're just You're like one time, I was like, you're

488
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:12,920
Speaker 2: so nice, and you know when a woman says he's nice,

489
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:17,120
Speaker 2: he's ugly. I'm like, I love your neck. It is

490
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Speaker 2: one of the best. You don't have a line or

491
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Speaker 2: wrinkle on it.

492
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,280
Speaker 5: I was like, what kind of pillows are these?

493
00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:25,640
Speaker 2: Wow, it's down, it's down, pigeon fed.

494
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,359
Speaker 4: I would to just grabbed his hands and be like,

495
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,359
Speaker 4: you have the softest hand.

496
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Speaker 5: That's not attractive to have her mar.

497
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:35,640
Speaker 1: Lows are so proportioned, that is that is that would

498
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:38,040
Speaker 1: scare the That is just some serial killer.

499
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,400
Speaker 5: Your earlobes are so symmetrical.

500
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but the great thing is that at least I'm

501
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,000
Speaker 1: not rich and ugly. I'm rich and attractive. So that's

502
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Speaker 1: very in confident.

503
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,439
Speaker 2: Let's talk about where you're from.

504
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,720
Speaker 1: Where I'm from. I'm from a lot of places.

505
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Speaker 4: Talk about it.

506
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Speaker 1: She's on the run, she's on the run. Jesus, don't

507
00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:56,920
Speaker 1: don't track me down.

508
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,080
Speaker 5: Okay, snapped right now.

509
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Speaker 1: I live in l A, born in a refugee camp

510
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:06,399
Speaker 1: in Khartoum, Sudan. Say one more time, cartoon Sudan, Kartan.

511
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:11,359
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know.

512
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Speaker 4: Your accent is weird?

513
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:15,199
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, we don't have an accent. We

514
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,119
Speaker 2: don't have a Sudanese due lingo.

515
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:25,359
Speaker 1: It's Arabic. That's a language. Yeah, that's a common bud No.

516
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,359
Speaker 1: I was born in Sudan. My family's Ethiopian.

517
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Speaker 5: M hmm.

518
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,879
Speaker 1: We came to America when I was three and we

519
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:36,280
Speaker 1: went We lived in Saint Louis Missouri first with Nelly,

520
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,879
Speaker 1: you know, oh yeah, they were just hanging out. He

521
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:39,959
Speaker 1: already had his band aid on.

522
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,800
Speaker 2: You landed in Saint Louis. Why how do people how

523
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:47,239
Speaker 2: do you Ethiopian people end up in Saint Louis? Did?

524
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Speaker 2: Did they know people?

525
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,439
Speaker 1: It's your like when for this kind of programming, like

526
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:52,919
Speaker 1: it was we were like we were the flavor of

527
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:58,440
Speaker 1: the decade, Like everybody wanted Ethiopians to be be to eat, and.

528
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Speaker 4: So Saint Louis was like, yeah, let's.

529
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:02,000
Speaker 1: We had a spot.

530
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 2: Some of those long necks, perfectly proportioned, head shaped. You know,

531
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,159
Speaker 2: they look a little tired and that's fine.

532
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:10,800
Speaker 5: They got skin.

533
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,399
Speaker 3: When you see Theopians on the street, you recognize them

534
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:13,800
Speaker 3: right away.

535
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, right, it's a certain look emon.

536
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,639
Speaker 1: Ethiopian, Yes, no Simonian, Simonian.

537
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:26,720
Speaker 2: Chairs like you were right on time.

538
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,919
Speaker 5: I was like, I know, yeah, I do not know.

539
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:32,879
Speaker 2: Strong and wrong, loud and incorrect.

540
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,719
Speaker 5: Me love that's the name of my memoir.

541
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's sort of the same like area. It's like

542
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:41,439
Speaker 1: we're relatively the same people. We have we have the

543
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:45,959
Speaker 1: same roots. But yeah, the log next, yeah, the little heads,

544
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:47,800
Speaker 1: you know, we just we had sex with a lot

545
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 1: of Caucasians back where that's why, really? And then we

546
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:55,120
Speaker 1: stopped and we're good, and let's go.

547
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Speaker 2: Back to what There's too many of us that look

548
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,680
Speaker 2: like wet, cold Turkey. Got it? So then you went

549
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,679
Speaker 2: to after Missouri, you went.

550
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 1: To Fresno, California.

551
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:09,360
Speaker 4: What, Yeah, the Barrier or.

552
00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:12,359
Speaker 1: Wish Central Valley that's nowhere near the goddamn water.

553
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:13,399
Speaker 4: Okay it is.

554
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:17,680
Speaker 2: Well, look at the Bay Area and I'm from.

555
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:21,239
Speaker 1: The area, and I respect the area. That was my

556
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 1: dream is to be in the Bay Area. But I

557
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 1: was in fucking Fresno, which is a shithole of a city.

558
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:29,119
Speaker 2: They have like weird accents there, right, they're kind of

559
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 2: like Midwestern or something.

560
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 1: I don't know. They just don't have teeth because of

561
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:32,240
Speaker 1: the meth.

562
00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:34,960
Speaker 5: So, oh my god, breaking back.

563
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:41,680
Speaker 2: Some of my closest friends, some of my best friends are.

564
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,119
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like that. Don't you do that? Don't you

565
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,440
Speaker 5: do that? About shame?

566
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 2: This is a podcast where everybody doesn't listen.

567
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 4: Is welcome here teeth to listen to the pod?

568
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 2: You know, Yeah, your gums.

569
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,360
Speaker 1: You can listen real good on Math's.

570
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 5: Well they're come home. What do your parents do?

571
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,880
Speaker 1: My parents were both janitors, Okay, got it. They're both

572
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 1: work two jobs.

573
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,680
Speaker 5: Yep, life of an immigrant.

574
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,400
Speaker 1: My mom will wake up at five in the morning

575
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 1: making food for the whole family.

576
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 5: How many of y'all is there?

577
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 1: I'm one of seven children.

578
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,199
Speaker 5: At that resume, he came, you'll know how to prom

579
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,880
Speaker 5: y'all know how to put some holes in some condoms.

580
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,639
Speaker 1: Oh, we did not have.

581
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 4: You're like, who needs money when you have family?

582
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,440
Speaker 1: The things that we don't. My parents have used condoms,

583
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 1: and I remember my dad got a safe sex shirt

584
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 1: when I.

585
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,399
Speaker 5: Was a kid, a safe sex shirt.

586
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 1: He got a three suits shirt and they're all wearing condoms,

587
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,680
Speaker 1: and he did not because he's literate and he doesn't

588
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,679
Speaker 1: know what a condomn looks like. He was walking. It

589
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 1: was his favorite shirt for two years and he got

590
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:52,120
Speaker 1: so many.

591
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 5: They were they had their dicks out on the shirt.

592
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 1: No, they had condoms on their heads, and he thought

593
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 1: they were just funny hats.

594
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,679
Speaker 5: Oh, your dad is your day?

595
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 4: Yeah?

596
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 2: Is your dad's name Samuel?

597
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 1: His name is johannas j that's a hot name.

598
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 5: Johanna sounds Greek, it sounds Mediterranean.

599
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:12,359
Speaker 1: It is Greek.

600
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 4: He sounds good looking. That's what I'm about.

601
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 1: To say, because it's Ethiopia has been like with them,

602
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,400
Speaker 1: like we're like a big trading post civilization Greek Hebrew,

603
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 1: like all that area.

604
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 5: Just Hebrew is Hebrew people and Hebrew people.

605
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,639
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if you know this. They were,

606
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 1: they were slaves for a bit nearby in the country

607
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 1: right above us.

608
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,639
Speaker 2: Okay, if I'm looking at if I'm looking at a

609
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 2: map of Africa, where is Ethiopia on the map.

610
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,880
Speaker 1: Ethiopia is right at there's you know what the horn

611
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 1: of Africa is? Yes, uh rich is that corner?

612
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,639
Speaker 5: I don't know what word you just say it.

613
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:52,439
Speaker 1: It has a little corner piece right above Ja and

614
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,120
Speaker 1: Ethiopia is a landlocked by but it's right under.

615
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:56,680
Speaker 5: So it's right below Egypt.

616
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,679
Speaker 1: It goes Egypt, Sudan, Ethiopia.

617
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Speaker 5: A look at us learning things? You see that? I

618
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 5: see it in my mind.

619
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:07,400
Speaker 2: You're very educational, educational knowing where my country is very

620
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:12,639
Speaker 2: you're very educated. Well, no, I'm like educational, like you're teaching,

621
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 2: you're learning teaching. I don't know, that's not that's like

622
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 2: when I said expedition.

623
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,360
Speaker 1: I think the word you're looking for is informative.

624
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 2: Informative, Yeah, say educational if that word means something else,

625
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,120
Speaker 2: like hold on, bitche Well you can keep talking.

626
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 3: I'm gonna look this up, like you're very educational. Something

627
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,680
Speaker 3: can be educational. But I don't think a person can.

628
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 5: I don't know. Yeah, Judges, I think you're.

629
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're using it.

630
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 2: You are the person speaking.

631
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,120
Speaker 4: It's weird coming out of your mouth. You're right, you're right.

632
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 1: No, I don't think you're wrong. It's just no one

633
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:53,919
Speaker 1: does that.

634
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,200
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I'm not gonna say my friend has

635
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:57,879
Speaker 2: a concussion.

636
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 4: I'm tired.

637
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:06,679
Speaker 5: Guys, she con cooks.

638
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 2: Okay, left Bresno and then where that we moved Seattle, Washington.

639
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 5: Seattle where you linked up with Jack Knight.

640
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,400
Speaker 4: Rude last night? Yeah, Palm trees shady.

641
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 1: You know he's ever been rude to me?

642
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 5: Oh, he's not rude to me. He was rude to

643
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,360
Speaker 5: us when he left our podcast.

644
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 1: Is he is reckless? Which I do enjoy it. I

645
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,680
Speaker 1: do love a reckless negro. It's hands down one of

646
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 1: my favorite elements.

647
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 5: Well, he's doing really well. He's a writer for Blackish Neck.

648
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

649
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 2: Yes, oh, network money, network money here you do the pod?

650
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 2: Just bigger things happen, Honestly, and truly that's what happens.

651
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 2: You see, we started the podcast, and then Sydney got

652
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 2: a job. We started, we started the podcast. I got

653
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 2: my passport hopefully on time.

654
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 4: How long did you stay in Seattle?

655
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 1: I was there for sixteen years?

656
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 5: God Dan doing comedy. You went to prom in Seattle?

657
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was my lesbian friend.

658
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 2: Hope, lesbian friend named Hope. What does she wear? Did

659
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 2: y'all both wear suits?

660
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 4: Hope is We were definitely a lesbian.

661
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 1: Neither of us route so, but she did so. We

662
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 1: in like a flask pocket into her dress.

663
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 2: Okay, very very gay and very home depot.

664
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 1: And also like a place for cigars too. She had

665
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 1: like a car, that's she bought cigars.

666
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 2: Hope was older than all of Y'allpe was thirty.

667
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 5: At the prom twenty three Jump Street or whatever the

668
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 5: name is.

669
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 1: She showed up with like like she had like scotch

670
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 1: and I was like, Hope.

671
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 2: Definitely, that was definitely somebody's auntie.

672
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 1: Like I think, I'm not surprised. I Hope was a

673
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 1: ghost from the past.

674
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 2: She just came to help you get through the prom.

675
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 2: That's your guardian angel there, fairy.

676
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 1: God two hundred years ago. But I'm just here.

677
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:55,239
Speaker 5: She's like, I see you.

678
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 1: I'm here to help this little game nigger get through.

679
00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 5: Do you remember what you wore to prom Oh.

680
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, my hair Scott red to match my Scott Red shirt.

681
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 4: Lady, Like, so your had already came out?

682
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 2: No, no, no, now you you thought you was in the

683
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 2: closet with that the door was clear.

684
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 1: Since yike, there was nothing transparent about me.

685
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, you didn't have to come out. They were like, yeah,

686
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 4: we know.

687
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 5: It was like he was.

688
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: And I told my brothers, They're like, I made them

689
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 1: pause the video games, like I need to tell you

690
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 1: guys something. And they're like, and I told them, They're like,

691
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: you made us interrupt.

692
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 2: You paused for that, You paused, crashed by for this.

693
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 1: Okay, Like we see me eat popsicles for twenty.

694
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 3: Like you eat popsicles like Jill Scott. You eat them

695
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 3: like Joe Scott. You you caressed the ball.

696
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: Wow, Yeah, you don't need don't even wait for them

697
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 1: to melt.

698
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 5: You'd just be biting it, crying the.

699
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 1: Slide it right on that love it.

700
00:30:56,760 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 2: Sixteen years in Seattle. Then you took your you know, sex, yeah,

701
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 2: to La to be very La.

702
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 1: Well, I wasn't. Actually I was working as a surfer.

703
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 1: I wasn't being an extra.

704
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 2: Feel like you as a server still very extra. You

705
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 2: were twirling with the trail. I feel like you were

706
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 2: like pouring wine with a flourish.

707
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 1: I was, I believe.

708
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think you were.

709
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 4: I think you would talk to people, you would have fun.

710
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: You wouldn't take it.

711
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, you wouldn't take your job too seriously.

712
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 1: No, I took my job very serious. Really, I was

713
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 1: very good at my job.

714
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 5: Okay.

715
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 4: I feel like you could be really good at your

716
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 4: job and not be that serious.

717
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 2: Okay, tell them sins. You could take naps at work

718
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 2: and still be good at your joy.

719
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 1: And somebody with an immigrant work ethic.

720
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 2: Is regular, regular, simply simply black, simply yeah. Yeah, it's like, oh.

721
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 4: It's not on the menu. I have no problem going

722
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 4: to ask the chep. Hey, you just put a little

723
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 4: extra there.

724
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 2: Wow. You know, I feel like somebody who's too serious

725
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 2: about their job. Oh, absolutely not. That's not on them

726
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 2: and we cannot help.

727
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no that's not. That's like I'm good like

728
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,479
Speaker 1: I was. I was good at customer service like I was,

729
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 1: Like I was the kind of server you showed up

730
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 1: and you complained too much, I would make sure you're

731
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: you left happy. Like I was the one that if

732
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 1: there somebody came in with a bad yup review, they'd

733
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 1: be like solid.

734
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, okay, so okay.

735
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 3: So what me and Sidney show up? You're this is

736
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 3: X amount of years ago you're serving us. Yes, we're

737
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 3: not happy about anything.

738
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 5: What you're gonna do?

739
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, the food is cold.

740
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 2: Uh, it's not. There's no salt on the table, the

741
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 2: fries trash we ordered for some reason. We also ordered

742
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 2: eggs and they just put the slice of cheese on top.

743
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 5: It's not even melted.

744
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 1: What you're going so sorry? I'm so I'm so sorry

745
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 1: that I happened to you that should have never happened

746
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: to the beginning. First of all, I'm going, I'm not

747
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 1: you're not paying for any of this.

748
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 5: That's what I thought.

749
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 2: All right, that's what.

750
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 5: Let me go ahead and get a lemonade.

751
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 1: You know what you're We're gonna correct this and whatever.

752
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 1: We're also not gonna make you pay for that either.

753
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 2: Ah.

754
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, you are. You are a good server. You are

755
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 5: good at your job when.

756
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 2: You when you comp everything and be like, let me

757
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 2: get you something out that's that's great.

758
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: Well, that's the things that you want to call Like,

759
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 1: that's things like most restaurants would rather comp than have

760
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 1: you leave pissed off and bad right value of yep

761
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 1: with you? And that's what I was like, Fuck, yeah,

762
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 1: I don't give a ship. Yeah I don't know this company.

763
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 2: But wait, being such a people's pleaser, a people pleaser,

764
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 2: how did you get to be like so confident, so like,

765
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 2: you know, rich adjacent Because I feel like taking care

766
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 2: of people sometimes looks like feels like people.

767
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 4: Kind of look down upon you a little bit.

768
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 1: That depends, like I think people can you can bet

769
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: you can be a caretaker and put limitations on how

770
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:36,480
Speaker 1: people you can put limitations and being taken advantage of.

771
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, no your work friend.

772
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 1: That's that's things like when like I'm always happy to

773
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 1: help other people, but they also know that they owe me. Now, no,

774
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 1: you don't owe me nothing.

775
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 2: Okay, let's talk about Salomon. We didn't go in to

776
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 2: the dinner a couple of times.

777
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 5: Now we've got to have several brunches.

778
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 1: That's a different situation. As black women, I owe you

779
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 1: more than you ever owed me.

780
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 5: Oh my god, yeah, Michael Jackson.

781
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 4: Podcast is over.

782
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 5: Now you just let's.

783
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 2: Talk about it.

784
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 3: Sydney and I went out to eat and Salomon was like, listen,

785
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:10,839
Speaker 3: when there are black women at the table, they don't pay.

786
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:14,760
Speaker 3: And Cydney and I were like, almost.

787
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 4: Threw my wig across the room.

788
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 2: I threw my whilet across the street.

789
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: I try to do it as often as I possibly can't.

790
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 1: It's just it makes it's beautiful.

791
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,319
Speaker 5: I love that. Are you close with your mom? Oh?

792
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 1: No, she don't like me. No, but she don't like you.

793
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:30,959
Speaker 5: Now.

794
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,879
Speaker 1: No, we're fine, Like we're not like we're close and

795
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 1: like we'll talk every once in a while.

796
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 4: But she listened to the podcast What's Up?

797
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:38,240
Speaker 1: She don't listen to the podcasts.

798
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 5: What's your mama name?

799
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 1: You have to give her phone first, she would, what's

800
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 1: your mom's name? Amana mana mana mana mana mana mana Na.

801
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I think that when I when you did

802
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:56,240
Speaker 2: that for us, that is kind of like a rich trait.

803
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 2: Like a lot of people who have money like to

804
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 2: take care of other people.

805
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 4: I've gone to like.

806
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 2: Many trips with friends and the person who has the

807
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 2: most money is like, oh, we're going to noble, don't, oh,

808
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 2: don't take your card out.

809
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 4: Nope, we're gonna get this boat. That are not We're.

810
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 3: Gonna get this boat. That's the only sentence I want

811
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:14,320
Speaker 3: to hear. Summer twenty nineteen.

812
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:15,760
Speaker 2: Oh, we gonna get this boat.

813
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 1: Like with restaurants, I'm I'm particular because I'm like, I

814
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,399
Speaker 1: just do not want to be in that position again,

815
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 1: as where I'm the table full of comedians and all

816
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 1: of us pull out our cards and we start pulling

817
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 1: out a pan started doing like none of us are

818
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,439
Speaker 1: good at math. So I don't know why that's true.

819
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,399
Speaker 1: I just I would rather just be like, just please

820
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,839
Speaker 1: take my card. All these fools need to come down.

821
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, it does get messy, right, but then also you

822
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 2: don't ask people to venmo you like, I feel like

823
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 2: that's something that like, like if I was pulling my

824
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:43,759
Speaker 2: card off, first of all, I would never for a

825
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 2: bunch of for a bunch of comedians, I'd be like,

826
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 2: everybody got a ventoment twenty two dollars ninety eight cents now,

827
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 2: and then.

828
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 4: We lead amazing.

829
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 2: I think it's it shows a lot about you that

830
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:00,840
Speaker 2: you're like, first of all, you know, we at the diner.

831
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 4: So how much you think this shit is?

832
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean we've gotten some pretty expensive bills at

833
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,440
Speaker 2: the diner. It'll be like a bunch of us and

834
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 2: you've come to the diner with those many times. It'll

835
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 2: be like nine of us at the table and the

836
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 2: check comes and you're like, did they put pratunity on

837
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 2: their twice? Like god, Marie, Marie definitely did that. You know,

838
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 2: somebody who ain't got no money. They're like, I think

839
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 2: I see gratuity times to the front. I was like,

840
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 2: it's two gratuities on it, and Marie did the math

841
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 2: and was like, yes, they definitely put it on twice.

842
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 2: And they did it again in front of me and

843
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,879
Speaker 2: they're like, no, it's They were like, you guys are

844
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,760
Speaker 2: here every week of you guys, please leave.

845
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: But also give me my money.

846
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, give me my money. Yeah, I mean I haven't.

847
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 2: I feel like where you are in comedy like not

848
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 2: like money is a big deal, but it's just like

849
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 2: if you have it, if you're making it, if you

850
00:36:55,560 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 2: have like a regular job, what is one hundred dollars

851
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 2: do you?

852
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,240
Speaker 5: Are you good with saving?

853
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:07,879
Speaker 1: No? Dude, And I never plan on being that way.

854
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,240
Speaker 5: Wow, Okay, Well, you know, live your life and everything.

855
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 1: But you need to know I am very good at

856
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 1: saving I do have like I'm very good at making

857
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 1: sure that everything is taken care of bill wise and

858
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 1: like at least, but for the most part, like, nah,

859
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 1: I'm not give a ship if I die poor.

860
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 2: You can't start poor, get money and poor.

861
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,760
Speaker 1: I think that's the best way to live your life

862
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 1: because you know what happens all the way up here,

863
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: a lot of good times to start.

864
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 3: Poor, thirderal country poor, because that's that's what my truth

865
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:42,839
Speaker 3: is me too. You start okay, twins, start poor, make

866
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 3: some money, like, start to do well.

867
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 5: Then when your money starts to go, then you.

868
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 3: Marry that ugly rich person and then triple your You're worst.

869
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 2: No, I think that I think all of that is

870
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 2: like relative and also it's foolish. I've seen so many

871
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 2: people have tons of money and when it's like at

872
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 2: the end of the road and they're like at their.

873
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 4: Last days, they're not really that happy.

874
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 5: And what old rich people you know that died.

875
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 4: Don't worry about me that I know that.

876
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 2: There are relatives of friends of mine like stories that

877
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 2: I've heard and it's just like at the end of

878
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:17,919
Speaker 2: the day.

879
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:19,799
Speaker 4: You can't take any of that money with you.

880
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,359
Speaker 2: And if you allocate it to people, I mean at

881
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 2: the they're going to be just thinking about, oh are

882
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:27,319
Speaker 2: you giving me this money when you're about to die?

883
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 4: What's good?

884
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 1: See? I just yeah, I'd'd rather go out with nothing,

885
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 1: not me like I want people. I want to I

886
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,720
Speaker 1: want somebody look at me at the life, like what happened?

887
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,320
Speaker 5: You want to be a vach one. You want to

888
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 5: be a temptationous moment.

889
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 1: I have my glances on my.

890
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 5: Deathbed, true, you know, but you have no idea.

891
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:54,240
Speaker 4: You want to be a biggie small behind the music.

892
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 2: He died penniless in an alley. Yeah, it took four

893
00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 2: weeks for his body.

894
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 1: Yes, that's how we went, and that's how I would

895
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 1: like to go as well. No, I'm not gonna go

896
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 1: like that's doing too much drugs and like I want

897
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 1: to definitely, Yeah, I want to be sober.

898
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 2: But you know, if I accidentally have a fire in

899
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 2: my place, leave me there accidentally.

900
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:18,759
Speaker 4: You know, creation we ain't gotta have to do a

901
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 4: funeral for one sister, Like that's how I want to

902
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 4: go out easy.

903
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 5: Yes, we're not gonna be able to do open casket.

904
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 2: I don't want open casket because every time I go,

905
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,319
Speaker 2: every time I've gone to a funeral, I'm like that,

906
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 2: don't look like that person. That's a terrible lip color

907
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 2: they put. Why are they wearing this like prince blouse

908
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 2: in the coffin.

909
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 5: I feel like a prince blouse when you die, prince blouse.

910
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 1: Marie, I don't even want to be I don't want

911
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 1: open casket. I want to be hung in the air like,

912
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 1: legs spread.

913
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,880
Speaker 4: So you want to be like a museum exhibition.

914
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 2: I'm not.

915
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 1: I want I want like the whole point of having

916
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:05,759
Speaker 1: these legs is to show them off. Then you're going

917
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: to close the fucking half casket on them.

918
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 5: That well, maybe close the top half and leave the legs.

919
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:12,919
Speaker 1: That can be done.

920
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:15,360
Speaker 4: How you feel about a wreatha When she did like

921
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 4: three clothes.

922
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 5: They crossed her legs at the ankles.

923
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:20,720
Speaker 4: They changed her outfit three times.

924
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 5: Are in the casket with the legs croused?

925
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 1: Look. I think if they didn't change her outfit three times,

926
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:29,319
Speaker 1: she would have came back to life. And she would

927
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 1: have came back and dropped her coat on the Excuse me.

928
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 2: Queen of the starting a show in a full fur

929
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 2: coat and then just dropping it on the floor. Since

930
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,319
Speaker 2: we know you have money, you didn't have to come

931
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:41,320
Speaker 2: out in the chinchilla.

932
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 1: And the part about it that Solomon they got paid

933
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 1: in cash most of the time.

934
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:50,240
Speaker 5: That is some old black keep that ship under.

935
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 1: The piano until her performance was over, her piano her money.

936
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 1: Maybe like, take my goddamn cash of the piano, and

937
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 1: then when it's over so I can keep an eye

938
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: on it. Yo.

939
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 2: Different would tape her money under.

940
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 1: The telling them to do that while she's performing, so

941
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 1: that way when she leaves she can take the bank

942
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 1: and go wow.

943
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:08,959
Speaker 4: Look to cure the bag.

944
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 5: To cure that.

945
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 3: From now on, every time I do stand up, I

946
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:15,320
Speaker 3: want a piano on stage, a keyboard, not a grand

947
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 3: a keyboard with a twenty dollars bill or a drink ticket.

948
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 1: Take that ship.

949
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm gonna be like, pay me in cash.

950
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,399
Speaker 2: No more, venmo, bitch, just give me my money. It's

951
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 2: ten dollars. Why are you venmo me ten If you

952
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 2: can't give me ten dollars right now while I'm here

953
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 2: to establishment?

954
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 6: Is this?

955
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 1: A lot of people don't got cash.

956
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 5: A lot of people.

957
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 4: It's a bar good point, and people paid in cash.

958
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 1: I don't know you.

959
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 4: Got your tickets in cash.

960
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 5: Shout out to your Union.

961
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 2: Hall for always giving us cash, Baby Baby. At the

962
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 2: end of the night, you know, the the people who

963
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 2: do the show, they're not getting any money, you know

964
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:51,239
Speaker 2: right away.

965
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,839
Speaker 5: Look well Venmo y'all, we vo y'all.

966
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,319
Speaker 1: But he has a lucky because other cities we don't

967
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:57,920
Speaker 1: get paid for ship I don't get no one get

968
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: no money. Yeah, I was hearing that, No, how do

969
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 1: you make That's the only reason I got rich was

970
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: because I didn't get Oh, you can make money, you know,

971
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:08,439
Speaker 1: being like on TV and ship Ah.

972
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 2: Let's talk about that thing that you What have you done?

973
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 5: Baby?

974
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:13,399
Speaker 1: What have I not done?

975
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 5: Is really like that?

976
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 1: I just I like, I actually was working at my

977
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:26,839
Speaker 1: restaurant job when I got my cone in and then

978
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:28,319
Speaker 1: I had to go back to work the next day.

979
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 5: And that was that's humbling, as was the was the

980
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 5: day manager Hayten.

981
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,280
Speaker 1: Everyone was so nice to me, which made it worse.

982
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 1: And somebody came to the restaurant. I was like, oh,

983
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 1: I saw you on ConA last time. I'm like, I'd be.

984
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,360
Speaker 2: Like, I don't work here, I'm not I'm holding this

985
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:42,320
Speaker 2: trade for my friend.

986
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 4: I'm literally here to pick up my check and that's it.

987
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 1: I don't even I'd be like, no, you did not.

988
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:50,839
Speaker 2: I have a brother named Solomon and he's doing well.

989
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 2: My name is Sergio.

990
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 1: Like he was like like can he try to tell

991
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 1: like his parents and everything? And they could not give

992
00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:59,839
Speaker 1: a fuck about me. And I was just like, they're

993
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:00,840
Speaker 1: a I do not want this.

994
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 2: They were like, what are the specials today?

995
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 1: Exactly?

996
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:05,879
Speaker 4: Well, but you you worked a full shift.

997
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,919
Speaker 5: They didn't lets you do a half day a summer Thursday.

998
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:10,799
Speaker 1: No, because I've got the day off yesterday to be

999
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 1: on TV and I didn't have any money.

1000
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 4: Oh, you didn't get paid for coning like that.

1001
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 1: It sounds no, you don't get paid immediately taped under

1002
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:21,879
Speaker 1: the should have asked you should have asked for caship top.

1003
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 5: You should have recent them.

1004
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 1: I considered it.

1005
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 5: But okay, so you did Conean and then how what else?

1006
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 5: What else are you doing?

1007
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:34,840
Speaker 1: I've done coming twice. I did a half hour special.

1008
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 2: Yes, you did do a half hour special, which is fantastic.

1009
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,799
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to remember everything. You did two Dove

1010
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 1: queens recently.

1011
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 5: And now you are here with two reals.

1012
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 2: Oh Marie, oh wow.

1013
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:59,799
Speaker 1: Wow, here we go. They paid me money hbo. Yes, yes, yes, yes,

1014
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 1: and I love them very much.

1015
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 2: Yes, we like them.

1016
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 1: Fine.

1017
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 2: Oh my, you're we're also dube queens.

1018
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 1: Oh there. I think that's the whole point, is that

1019
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 1: everyone's a double queen.

1020
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 5: That is.

1021
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 4: See, that's the problem.

1022
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,399
Speaker 2: I think that's the This is with this like body positivity,

1023
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 2: this is everybody is a star.

1024
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 5: This weird time.

1025
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:28,920
Speaker 2: You just saying you don't you don't believe in body positivity.

1026
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,240
Speaker 5: I don't believe that everybody got a good body.

1027
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 2: No, that's true, that everybody doesn't have it, and not

1028
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 2: everybody is a queen.

1029
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 4: If we all calling each other queen, then what the

1030
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,359
Speaker 4: fuck is the queen not?

1031
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 5: I'm not what y'all are.

1032
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: Wow. Well, first of all, I'm not.

1033
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 4: Talking about them. I'm just saying in general.

1034
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:46,759
Speaker 5: Like, yes, well that's what happened. You know.

1035
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 2: Broad City came out, bron City came out and was like,

1036
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 2: don't you be messing up my bag now?

1037
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 5: You already got paid. All the calling each other queen now,

1038
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,399
Speaker 5: and you're a princess.

1039
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:00,920
Speaker 1: No, barely, come on this.

1040
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:02,240
Speaker 2: You're a pauper.

1041
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 1: Like a lady of the quart or something.

1042
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:09,799
Speaker 5: I won't give you a shepherd.

1043
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:16,239
Speaker 1: You are a shepherd, villager, villager, villager, villagers pond.

1044
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,799
Speaker 4: That's what's your move sis.

1045
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 2: You can only go sideway, that is, you can't move

1046
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 2: across the board all the directions.

1047
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 1: But also keep in mind real royalty is not that

1048
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 1: great anyway. That's like years of incest. Those are perfect

1049
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:32,399
Speaker 1: human beings.

1050
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 5: So here we go.

1051
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,879
Speaker 2: Now you want to be real specific, but we talk

1052
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 2: about but the royal family is real.

1053
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:38,319
Speaker 5: They real.

1054
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about the dusty mutt there in England.

1055
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 2: I'm talking about we here in New York City. I'm

1056
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:45,360
Speaker 2: talking about queendom here.

1057
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:46,919
Speaker 5: Queendom here coming to America. Queen.

1058
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 2: Yes, that's exactly, and no, look to each his own.

1059
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 2: I'm here for it, but to each not his own teaching.

1060
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 1: We're living in a democracy. We get we should vote

1061
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 1: to be a queen.

1062
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 5: No, Sydney and I are the only people who should

1063
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 5: be able to. You know, it would be shady because

1064
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:03,280
Speaker 5: we were like what shoes anywhere?

1065
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:11,359
Speaker 2: Feet look like? You got those rocks, those are linked queen,

1066
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 2: queen queen.

1067
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 4: Nowhere else, not my god, not my queen. See this

1068
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 4: is why we are where we are because we're not.

1069
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,879
Speaker 5: With the well everybody is, everybody's clean.

1070
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 2: I only say that because, you know, just growing up,

1071
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 2: I had to I had to work so hard to

1072
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 2: get to where the funk I am right now. But

1073
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 2: if you're giving kids confidence up top, then there's nothing

1074
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 2: to like work for and to get better at because.

1075
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 4: You already like, I look good, I'm great.

1076
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:40,439
Speaker 5: Everything I do is gold.

1077
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:42,479
Speaker 4: It's like, no, it's not, that's not true.

1078
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1079
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 2: I want somebody to feel, like, to raise, somebody to

1080
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 2: tell me after a set I did great, if it's

1081
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 2: a bad set, if you.

1082
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 1: Like, look, I think, yes, you should not give false

1083
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 1: confidence to somebody. I think you should give people confidence

1084
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: on what they're good at. Yeah, I don't. I definitely

1085
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 1: think you should be com like. I don't think confidence

1086
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,719
Speaker 1: is an issue. I think false confidence is the issue. Yes,

1087
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:06,920
Speaker 1: Like you should be like if somebody's out here like

1088
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 1: I'm a great, like people like the shops American Idol

1089
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 1: singing terribly and thinking that.

1090
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 5: Him, I have no professional training in singing.

1091
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that kind of stuff. Like somebody like there

1092
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 1: there there was like at least three hundred people on

1093
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:23,800
Speaker 1: the way to that point that could have been like,

1094
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 1: you need to stop doing what you do?

1095
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:28,359
Speaker 4: Right, But I would say that. I wouldn't. I would

1096
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 4: never say, hey, you need to stop what you're doing.

1097
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 5: You're not.

1098
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 2: You would never say that. I would never say that

1099
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:32,800
Speaker 2: what they do.

1100
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:34,239
Speaker 4: I'm not telling you that you're not.

1101
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 5: You should know.

1102
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 2: You should know by the responses, responses people aware.

1103
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: I think I think sometimes you got to shatter some dreams.

1104
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:43,840
Speaker 4: Mm hmm, well Solomon, you could be the one to

1105
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 4: do that.

1106
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 1: I'm here to shatter dream Yes, let's shatter some dreams, okay,

1107
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 1: but I'm also here to build confidence in what people

1108
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 1: are good at.

1109
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:53,600
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm all about uplifting the community. Community.

1110
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:54,400
Speaker 2: I'm all about that.

1111
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 4: But I'm also like, I think we're just a little

1112
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,919
Speaker 4: bit too laxed with like what is great?

1113
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 5: What is all this? You killed?

1114
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:02,400
Speaker 4: Like, come on now, let's know.

1115
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't lie to people about lets me

1116
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,800
Speaker 3: do who do badly on stage in front of me?

1117
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 3: Like you you E've all had the conversation after a

1118
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:12,839
Speaker 3: show someone comes up to you and they're like, oh,

1119
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 3: you did great tonight, and then they look at you

1120
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 3: and you were like thanks, kind of like when the

1121
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:23,719
Speaker 3: dude was like, you're beautiful, and I was like everybody, like,

1122
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 3: I'm not here to lie to you.

1123
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 5: And I feel like you.

1124
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,320
Speaker 4: Don't give out a whole bunch of compliments just randomly.

1125
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: No, No, I don't. I would never, but that's how

1126
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:34,320
Speaker 1: we know that they're sincere. But yeah, that's also like I'm.

1127
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 5: Not out here lying to your face because you gave

1128
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 5: me a compliment.

1129
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 1: I will sit there like if I if you didn't

1130
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 1: have a good set, I would be like, well you

1131
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:41,400
Speaker 1: were on stage.

1132
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 5: I like the buttons on your shirt. We'll have something

1133
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 5: else the compliment.

1134
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 4: We'll tell themon How did you get your confidence? How

1135
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 4: did you get to where you are right now?

1136
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 1: Well, that confidence, like I actually have, like had issue

1137
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:57,800
Speaker 1: compensations growing up too. I was always uh because my

1138
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:00,760
Speaker 1: parents weren't the best in regards to like confidence.

1139
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 5: So yes, we're all here African Africa.

1140
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 1: Like you can you can show up straight a's and

1141
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:12,800
Speaker 1: still be like you stupid. I'm like you, Yeah, I

1142
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 1: grew up in one of those houses.

1143
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:15,360
Speaker 3: Like I would come home with a test and be

1144
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 3: like I got a ninety eight, and my mom and dad,

1145
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 3: without fail would be like, well what happened to the

1146
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,759
Speaker 3: other two exactly exactly, like, but I'm messing up the

1147
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 3: curve in class, like you doing not the most points

1148
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 3: and they'd be like, okay, but you didn't get a

1149
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 3: perfect school. Yeah, and that's what I got.

1150
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 1: And yeah, that's things like I thought, like when I

1151
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 1: got out of that, I was like, because I had

1152
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 1: such a little so because self esieving confidence. And then

1153
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:39,359
Speaker 1: by the time that I was able to figure out

1154
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:40,879
Speaker 1: what I was good at that, I was like, oh shit,

1155
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 1: oh wait, I am good at everything.

1156
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:44,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like I don't need to know how to spell.

1157
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, how good? It's not that bad like it's

1158
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 1: And it's just like, especially with performing, that's sort of

1159
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 1: because I try to be self deprecating and people like

1160
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:55,280
Speaker 1: they don't believe it's.

1161
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:55,879
Speaker 4: How I can.

1162
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 5: I can't.

1163
00:49:56,640 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 3: I hate self deprecating comedy, but that's because I can't

1164
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 3: do it.

1165
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,399
Speaker 5: Like I'm not going to get up here.

1166
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:04,839
Speaker 3: I'm not going to get up here, and no I'll

1167
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 3: deprecate y'all right, I'm lifting me. I'm not going to

1168
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,320
Speaker 3: bring myself down or make myself small, so people like

1169
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,400
Speaker 3: me that's something that I will never do and I

1170
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:15,839
Speaker 3: won't bring myself down.

1171
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 4: But I will be honest about some of the things

1172
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 4: that go on.

1173
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:20,360
Speaker 2: Like I'm not going to be like, oh yeah, you know,

1174
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,959
Speaker 2: I lay down the best coach, like that's not true.

1175
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,919
Speaker 5: I mean, I mean.

1176
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:35,959
Speaker 2: Iach like I'm just I can I can talk about

1177
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 2: I talk about my failures and feel like it's not

1178
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:43,800
Speaker 2: as self deprecating.

1179
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:45,319
Speaker 4: It's just me being like an open book.

1180
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 6: No.

1181
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:48,320
Speaker 3: But I think it's there's a difference I think in

1182
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:52,400
Speaker 3: being able to laugh at yourself and then being self deprecated,

1183
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 3: because I feel like what we do is we love

1184
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 3: at ourselves. I left at myself every single day. I'm

1185
00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:59,880
Speaker 3: not taking myself too serious. But I'm not going to

1186
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:04,719
Speaker 3: be like what look like that's not that's not my truth,

1187
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 3: that's not my.

1188
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:06,799
Speaker 1: Minis like, I don't come in that. I don't come

1189
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 1: in self deprecating. I'll come I'll come in. I'll come

1190
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 1: in with the with a lot of confidence, and then

1191
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,840
Speaker 1: eventually I'll tell you I'll definitely laugh at myself and

1192
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 1: tell jokes about myself. If I came with that first,

1193
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 1: they'd be like, excuse me, sir, you just showed up

1194
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 1: six feet four three on you don't believe that you

1195
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 1: don't care about yourself right, And I think it's just

1196
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:31,399
Speaker 1: like it's something that I also just I do self

1197
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 1: affirmations every day. I have a mantra I have before

1198
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: I go on.

1199
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 2: Okay, let me write it down. What is what is it?

1200
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 1: Take your time, be in the moment, annunciate radi E.

1201
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 2: That's fucking great that more time. Take your time, be

1202
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:58,319
Speaker 2: in the moment, be in the moment, radio I love.

1203
00:51:58,400 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 4: That's so.

1204
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 5: You got that written in your bathroom mirror and listen.

1205
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,000
Speaker 2: You want to live love.

1206
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 5: Closer at the house.

1207
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,359
Speaker 4: That's beautiful. But that makes so much sense.

1208
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,160
Speaker 1: But see what I say to myself over and over

1209
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:12,359
Speaker 1: and over again, because I'm like your time, Like every

1210
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 1: time I question myself on stage, my confidence, like I

1211
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 1: I tend to not talk properly. I like words run

1212
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:19,279
Speaker 1: over each other.

1213
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:20,799
Speaker 5: That's me. That's me every day.

1214
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 2: Your time, your time, b in the moment, in the moment,

1215
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:30,800
Speaker 2: enunciate eight, rady eight. You know I've never written the

1216
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:31,520
Speaker 2: word a nunc.

1217
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 4: That's that's merch right there. You should put that on

1218
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:35,919
Speaker 4: a shirt for sure.

1219
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:39,880
Speaker 5: Who For those of you who are wondering how to

1220
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 5: spell nunciate, it's n E, n U n C I

1221
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:44,400
Speaker 5: A t E.

1222
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 1: Okay, wow, it's I don't think it's did you say E.

1223
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 4: E n U n C I A T. Listen, this

1224
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:53,400
Speaker 4: is a motherfucker.

1225
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,400
Speaker 5: My iPhone auto corrected it, so I know it's right.

1226
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:57,800
Speaker 4: It's I phone X.

1227
00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 2: It's an excess.

1228
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:00,319
Speaker 4: Excess success, haven't.

1229
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:01,839
Speaker 5: Okay, look at all?

1230
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 2: Look at me with my financially unique phone, financially literally

1231
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:09,279
Speaker 2: just you know that? Is that?

1232
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:10,880
Speaker 1: Is that a homebody?

1233
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god? If you feeling rich, you can also

1234
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:18,480
Speaker 2: just give me one. You can send me one my way,

1235
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:21,439
Speaker 2: babe them.

1236
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 1: Your phone so you can get a free upgrade.

1237
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 2: Service that you get a free upgrade.

1238
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 1: I guess I probably paid for it. I didn't you

1239
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:28,320
Speaker 1: pay for it?

1240
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:33,360
Speaker 2: I don't. They stopped doing free upgrades in two thousand.

1241
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:34,800
Speaker 1: I don't remember.

1242
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:37,279
Speaker 4: I'm coming to the to the story you.

1243
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:38,840
Speaker 2: Like.

1244
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 4: He said I can get it free.

1245
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 2: He said that I could get this phone for free. Okay,

1246
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:50,480
Speaker 2: So let's talk about like, uh, where you got? Where

1247
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:52,560
Speaker 2: did you get your confidence from? Did you answer that question?

1248
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:56,279
Speaker 1: Yes? Confidence for me was definitely from comedy and uh

1249
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:59,480
Speaker 1: take and learning how to just holding what I got

1250
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:01,200
Speaker 1: and then went into my life.

1251
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 5: When did you start comedy? Like how let's talk about.

1252
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:06,280
Speaker 1: Well, I started in the year two thousand and seven. Okay,

1253
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:08,400
Speaker 1: there was only one of the homosexual dudes.

1254
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 2: One other comic.

1255
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:14,319
Speaker 1: No, there's there's a few. But I started in two

1256
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:16,840
Speaker 1: thousand and seven, like when I was twenty five. And

1257
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:20,439
Speaker 1: this actually brings up to the next topic a spite. Ah, yes,

1258
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,279
Speaker 1: come on, I was dating. Well, I was sort of

1259
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 1: dating this dude, sort of like no, no, no, no,

1260
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:31,279
Speaker 1: we were we were recording each other, okay, and he

1261
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,480
Speaker 1: he's like, he took me to this fucking weird ass

1262
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:36,760
Speaker 1: meeting for this thing called Landmark.

1263
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 5: That sounded like a pyramid scheme.

1264
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 1: It's a it is a pyramid.

1265
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:42,719
Speaker 4: Landmark doesn't tell no, No.

1266
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:47,920
Speaker 1: Landmark is like a program like Scientology. It's like Scientology

1267
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 1: without the without the religion part. So it's like the

1268
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 1: whole point of it is like, oh, you go this

1269
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 1: program and then you bring other people in and they

1270
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:55,279
Speaker 1: pay money and it's all about like it was all

1271
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,440
Speaker 1: this Like he was like, it's all about finding guidance

1272
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:58,360
Speaker 1: and like building up.

1273
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 2: It sounds like you were at church. It was they

1274
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:03,239
Speaker 2: show up, they bring people, they give money, Like he.

1275
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 4: Took me to the meeting and I was like, what

1276
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 4: the hell is this meeting that sounds like a a

1277
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:07,640
Speaker 4: what's going on with it?

1278
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:10,960
Speaker 5: In the basement of a temple on Rby's where was the.

1279
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 1: It was in like a like a community center sort

1280
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:14,040
Speaker 1: of situation.

1281
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:18,480
Speaker 5: It was free. They didn't even pay for the space.

1282
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:21,279
Speaker 1: They just but they but they were like, in order

1283
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:22,719
Speaker 1: to get the work books, you have to pay money.

1284
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 4: And I was like, yeah, they do.

1285
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:25,360
Speaker 5: What's in the workbooks.

1286
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:27,400
Speaker 1: That's what I'm not gonna give you money for an

1287
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 1: activity book. I used to go to write aid right

1288
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 1: now and get one. I don't it's we.

1289
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:31,520
Speaker 2: Got coloring books.

1290
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,719
Speaker 5: Okay, So you're dating this man.

1291
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:35,719
Speaker 1: So he takes me this meeting and he's like, yeah,

1292
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:37,880
Speaker 1: I just felt like you don't have much guidance and

1293
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:39,480
Speaker 1: you don't know what you really want.

1294
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 5: And I was like, okay, bitch, you should have been

1295
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:44,640
Speaker 5: like I want this, and you didn't say that.

1296
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 1: And when I heard that ship, I was like and immediately,

1297
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:48,880
Speaker 1: because I used to be spoken word wow.

1298
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:53,160
Speaker 5: In Fresno, he was the spoken word.

1299
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:56,319
Speaker 1: In Washington, I feel like in coffee shop.

1300
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:59,439
Speaker 5: In my mind, the scene must have been terrible scene

1301
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 5: of charm. In Seattle, they spoken word, of course, okay,

1302
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:05,279
Speaker 5: well give us a little something.

1303
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:07,239
Speaker 1: Oh, I haven't done it in a long long like

1304
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 1: you've probably still. I did not even want to do

1305
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 1: a signal a butterfly flew by me last night. No,

1306
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:15,840
Speaker 1: I would, because I do I do. I do comedy pieces,

1307
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 1: and I did one. I think one of the what

1308
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 1: I remember is about Jennifer Lopez.

1309
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 5: Okay, go go ahead and give it to us. On

1310
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 5: the six I was like, I.

1311
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:25,120
Speaker 1: Think it was because I want to talk about how

1312
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:27,640
Speaker 1: beautiful she was like, look, I'm not I'm gay, but

1313
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 1: I'm not stupid. I still fun Jennifer Lopez.

1314
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:34,080
Speaker 5: And that was like, world, that's none of that rhyme.

1315
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 1: No, it didn't rhyme. That was the whole point. I

1316
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 1: just would do these comedic pieces that were just like, hey,

1317
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:41,040
Speaker 1: here's a quick joke, and then they're like, what the

1318
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 1: fuck is this?

1319
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,480
Speaker 3: Look how many times did you get escorted out of

1320
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:46,799
Speaker 3: the smoking How many times did they say?

1321
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:49,440
Speaker 4: So we can't say he would suck that bitch. I

1322
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 4: don't know if it's just spoken word.

1323
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:52,360
Speaker 2: They're like, ma'am, you gotta go.

1324
00:56:54,239 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 1: But no, I had a bunch of weird pieces, and

1325
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 1: I also had like pieces that were like oh, being

1326
00:56:57,120 --> 00:57:01,239
Speaker 1: gay is hard. And then like I was doing like

1327
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:02,719
Speaker 1: I was and then was like the second e set

1328
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 1: that I was like, you know what I want, Like,

1329
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 1: I've always want to be a comic. I wanted to

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Speaker 1: do stand comedies. I was a little kid and it

1331
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 1: has been my obsession. And I was like, fuck this, dude,

1332
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:10,360
Speaker 1: I know what I'm going to do. I know what

1333
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 1: I'm doing. I'm gonna go do stand up And I

1334
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:14,040
Speaker 1: went to I started doing. I started producing a show.

1335
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 5: From there, you started producing.

1336
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 2: You went from Jennifer Lopez spoken word to producing comedy

1337
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:20,160
Speaker 2: in a week.

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00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:22,160
Speaker 1: Wait, okay, so well in two months.

1339
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 2: Okay, you started in Seattle and then you were on

1340
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:27,120
Speaker 2: that show for Vice Flophouse House.

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00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:28,600
Speaker 1: Oh that was not the TV credit.

1342
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how I saw.

1343
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:32,440
Speaker 5: That's how I was familiar with you.

1344
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 1: Oh when you when we when we probably were partying

1345
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 1: at my house.

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Speaker 5: Uh yeah, I was like, the house is dirty. The

1347
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 5: house didn't look dirty. They also made it dirty. To

1348
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:44,720
Speaker 5: be fair, how they made it. They want dirt from Vice? Yeah,

1349
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:46,800
Speaker 5: I mean that doesn't.

1350
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 1: Sound like they got rid of half the furniture, which is.

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00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 2: Like, no, they didn't make it dirty, bro, They actually

1352
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:55,960
Speaker 2: made it cleaner. Yeah, I know, men don't like to sweep. Yeah,

1353
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:58,120
Speaker 2: what was the cleaning schedule.

1354
00:57:57,800 --> 00:57:58,160
Speaker 5: At the house?

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00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:00,680
Speaker 1: To be fair, that house was disgusting. Okay, I still

1356
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 1: live in that house, but I fixed it. I need

1357
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:07,080
Speaker 1: you to calm your voices down.

1358
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:10,960
Speaker 2: Hey, the truth comes out and Jennifer Lopez.

1359
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:13,080
Speaker 1: Is not banging you with no flo Let me tell

1360
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 1: you that house is clean now.

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00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,160
Speaker 4: I need to see photos.

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00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:18,920
Speaker 1: It has brand new furniture, it has Yeah, but what

1363
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:20,040
Speaker 1: the what the new floors?

1364
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:21,720
Speaker 4: Because you definitely need a new floor.

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00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:23,680
Speaker 1: It's still a pleasant It is hard with flors I

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Speaker 1: to do. Just clean them up.

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Speaker 5: Calm down, Yes, it's all you need is a fabulous

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00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:27,439
Speaker 5: so with some hot water.

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00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:31,040
Speaker 4: Did you get a couple of paint jobs going on

1370
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 4: in there?

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00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 1: Look, A lot of people will tell you the house

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00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:35,360
Speaker 1: is a much better condition than it used to be.

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00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,640
Speaker 5: Okay, so you admit that it was pretty raggedy.

1374
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 1: Oh when I showed up, it was disgusting.

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00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 4: He made he made a house a home.

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00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:47,000
Speaker 2: Now, but we go there.

1377
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:49,240
Speaker 1: Now you're be like a gay black person does live here?

1378
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:50,880
Speaker 4: How many rooms you got in there?

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00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:51,640
Speaker 1: Three bedrooms?

1380
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:53,920
Speaker 2: Three bedroom? It's and you live there by yourself?

1381
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 1: I will be living there by myself when I get back.

1382
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:57,400
Speaker 2: Yes, wait, when are you in La?

1383
00:58:57,520 --> 00:58:58,080
Speaker 5: When you back?

1384
00:58:58,280 --> 00:58:59,160
Speaker 1: And June?

1385
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:02,720
Speaker 5: Oh? Ouch, see you in July.

1386
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:06,800
Speaker 2: Three bedroom city, we could do some shows.

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00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:09,640
Speaker 4: Why don't we do?

1388
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 1: I do have a guest bedroom.

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00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:12,120
Speaker 5: So you said you got three.

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00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:17,040
Speaker 2: Bedroom and lived there is a guest in an office room.

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00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:19,360
Speaker 1: That's where my elliptical and my desk is gonna go.

1392
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:21,320
Speaker 1: You've never been rich before.

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00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 2: I have never been rich. You saying before, I have

1394
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:25,480
Speaker 2: never been rich.

1395
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:29,480
Speaker 4: I have been rich and didn't think about elliptical or

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Speaker 4: any of that.

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Speaker 1: I'm done going to the gym and doing it. I

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00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:34,160
Speaker 1: want to do it at home. I want to wake up.

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00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:35,240
Speaker 5: You got lazy.

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00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:37,840
Speaker 1: For walking out home.

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00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:42,880
Speaker 5: You're gonna be butt naked on that bike tapping it back.

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00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:47,200
Speaker 2: So you shouldn't be conveniently working out bits get out

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00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:47,760
Speaker 2: of your house.

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00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,960
Speaker 1: Are you talking about saying non sense? I've ever heard my.

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00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 3: Life working out is supposed to be inconvenient. Yeah, probably

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00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:55,240
Speaker 3: you can't.

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00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:57,360
Speaker 1: I'm working out.

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00:59:57,920 --> 00:59:59,360
Speaker 5: You brushing your teeth before you get on the bik

1409
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:02,480
Speaker 5: or now, oh, dick out, dick out.

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01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:05,640
Speaker 4: I'm not touching any of that equipment.

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01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:07,800
Speaker 2: I'm all saying Sidney, we could use one of the

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Speaker 2: other guest bedrooms. Are there beds in the other guest.

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Speaker 1: Bedroom queen bedroom?

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01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 5: Oh great, but it's just one, so me Insney gotta

1415
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:16,560
Speaker 5: share a bed.

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01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 4: Look, what's the problem, Marie.

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01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:19,960
Speaker 1: I feel like.

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01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 5: Sidney b hogging covered. I feel like Sidney be trying

1419
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 5: to spoon and you know I would never I don't

1420
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:27,400
Speaker 5: feel like to touch you.

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01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:30,200
Speaker 3: But I'm gonna wake up and Sydney gonna be like, look,

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01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:33,480
Speaker 3: hey girl, you know you got a little jewel, right,

1423
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:35,040
Speaker 3: so you know you.

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01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:37,400
Speaker 1: I feel like i'd wake up and you would just

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01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:42,240
Speaker 1: be looking at me like you don't friend. No, look

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01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:43,800
Speaker 1: I have a king sized bed, so we'll never see

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01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:44,200
Speaker 1: each other if you.

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01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, great, what room the California?

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01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 6: Can you?

1430
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:53,160
Speaker 4: You're such a bitch, Marie.

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01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:54,720
Speaker 1: That's what I love about it.

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01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:57,680
Speaker 5: Thank you so much. Honestly, I feel like you really

1433
01:00:57,760 --> 01:00:58,040
Speaker 5: see me.

1434
01:00:58,160 --> 01:00:58,400
Speaker 2: Friend?

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01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:01,800
Speaker 1: Who I am? I see you're sectional?

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01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:06,920
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's not I'm any better lumbar support.

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01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:10,800
Speaker 1: But that's what the TV is. So oh, I sleep

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01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:11,760
Speaker 1: on my couch all the time.

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01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:12,800
Speaker 4: Okay, TVs.

1440
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:15,280
Speaker 2: We we said we were going to get into black sitcoms.

1441
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:18,520
Speaker 2: We only got a little bit of time left. Let's yeah,

1442
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:20,680
Speaker 2: let's talk about shows that we used to watch as kids,

1443
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,760
Speaker 2: icon iconic black sitcoms.

1444
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:26,800
Speaker 1: I think, a that's one thing you'll notice. That's the

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01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:29,120
Speaker 1: kind of white people I like is ones that can

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01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 1: mention shows that black people watched. Like if you have

1447
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:35,920
Speaker 1: ever watched The Wayne's Brothers, Yeah.

1448
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:37,680
Speaker 5: You like white people that like The Waynees Brothers.

1449
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:40,200
Speaker 1: I like white people that know that acknowledge black culture.

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01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:44,360
Speaker 5: They acknowledge it and then and then they put corn

1451
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:45,320
Speaker 5: rows and then they say these.

1452
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 4: Are boxer breaths.

1453
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:48,800
Speaker 1: Like they take a living single and turn to friends.

1454
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:50,520
Speaker 1: You know that's me.

1455
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:56,760
Speaker 2: When you do something, we don't steal it too, Like.

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01:01:57,040 --> 01:01:59,080
Speaker 1: No, I've that's that's did you like friends?

1457
01:01:59,520 --> 01:01:59,560
Speaker 2: No?

1458
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:02,720
Speaker 1: Good god, No, it was so hard to watch.

1459
01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:06,640
Speaker 5: It's on still, Like whenever I'm in a hotel, it's

1460
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 5: on TV, but I didn't watch it. I was I

1461
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:09,960
Speaker 5: wasn't here for it.

1462
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:11,400
Speaker 2: I was like, what is this?

1463
01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:14,080
Speaker 4: Like, why is that many people living in that place?

1464
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:14,720
Speaker 4: That's gross?

1465
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:15,960
Speaker 2: Also, the jobs.

1466
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:18,200
Speaker 3: This is the thing about these sitcoms that are based

1467
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:21,680
Speaker 3: in New York, right, is they always have these gorgeous

1468
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:24,560
Speaker 3: apartments and they don't the jobs don't actually line up

1469
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:26,960
Speaker 3: with what they wear, like they should all live in Bushwick.

1470
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:29,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, they shouldn't. Like the whole show should be them

1471
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,360
Speaker 1: gentrifying Brooklyn exactly exactly.

1472
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:35,160
Speaker 2: But they're like where were they were in, like or

1473
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 2: something they were in like a cute neighborhood. And it's like,

1474
01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:39,400
Speaker 2: when do y'all work at Macy's? Yeah?

1475
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:41,600
Speaker 5: What how much are you contributing to the rent?

1476
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:44,000
Speaker 1: She was unemployed when she showed up.

1477
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:46,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you didn't need that much money back then,

1478
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:47,520
Speaker 4: though in the nineties you.

1479
01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:50,720
Speaker 5: Still still need for.

1480
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:54,520
Speaker 2: Totally.

1481
01:02:57,720 --> 01:02:59,920
Speaker 5: Solomon was born in nineteen seventies.

1482
01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:03,360
Speaker 4: She coming from Sliman is a veteran.

1483
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:07,880
Speaker 2: I don't know if you know this, but yeah, I

1484
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:08,360
Speaker 2: just were.

1485
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:09,240
Speaker 1: Clean when I showed up.

1486
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:16,520
Speaker 5: So when the Independent, I.

1487
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:25,040
Speaker 2: Call you, mister Georgio, Sir, mister georgiou excuse me, mister Georgia.

1488
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:32,280
Speaker 1: My friends but living single. I just recently rewatched it

1489
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:34,120
Speaker 1: because I was trying to figure out what then happened

1490
01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:34,280
Speaker 1: to it.

1491
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:35,080
Speaker 4: It was brilliant.

1492
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 1: It was brilliant. And then I watched the final season

1493
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:38,880
Speaker 1: and Kyle left the show.

1494
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:39,919
Speaker 5: Why why?

1495
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:44,040
Speaker 1: And didd you no, I don't know why. I should

1496
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:46,400
Speaker 1: have googled they didn't. They didn't have any Alexa.

1497
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:49,480
Speaker 5: Why did Kyle leave? We don't have alexa?

1498
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:51,440
Speaker 1: But then they brought in this light skinful and You're like,

1499
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:52,200
Speaker 1: what's going on here?

1500
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:52,920
Speaker 2: Is he was? He?

1501
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:54,120
Speaker 5: Did he replace Kyle?

1502
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:58,240
Speaker 1: Sinclair moved out, moved in with Overton Yeah, Overton yeah

1503
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:01,720
Speaker 1: and old. Then they had to replace her. Then this

1504
01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:03,920
Speaker 1: lightscin do showed up and lived with the girls, and

1505
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:04,680
Speaker 1: I was like, the fuck is this?

1506
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:06,000
Speaker 5: What was the lightskin do? I don't know.

1507
01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:08,480
Speaker 4: I don't remember that. I guess I didn't watch that.

1508
01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:10,360
Speaker 4: Part of it fell off hard.

1509
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:13,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I also was like, these are very like

1510
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:17,280
Speaker 2: they're old to be all living together, right right? Everybody

1511
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:18,040
Speaker 2: thirty six?

1512
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:19,240
Speaker 1: It is New York.

1513
01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:22,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but you in the nineties, you shouldn't have

1514
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:23,440
Speaker 4: that many roommates.

1515
01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:29,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a group home. It was only two

1516
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:32,960
Speaker 1: of them living there, and then Saint Clair moved in

1517
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:35,240
Speaker 1: and she gave her a job.

1518
01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:36,960
Speaker 5: I don't remember this.

1519
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:39,480
Speaker 2: It feels like too many thirty year olds living together. Yeah,

1520
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:41,200
Speaker 2: we watched MX scene.

1521
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:42,560
Speaker 1: Didn't live there. She lived across the street. She was

1522
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:43,480
Speaker 1: a high power attorney, but.

1523
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:46,560
Speaker 2: She always was there, and it felt like a home

1524
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:48,680
Speaker 2: or a job because you were a high powered attorney

1525
01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:50,960
Speaker 2: and you over here in the hoods again instacart.

1526
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:52,200
Speaker 5: But you should have a terrace.

1527
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:54,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, we should be a year plan.

1528
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:55,600
Speaker 5: We should be at your house.

1529
01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:59,200
Speaker 1: Also fun fact, the pilot of Living Single was filmed

1530
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:04,920
Speaker 1: on the set of Family Matters. It's a rare condition

1531
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:10,800
Speaker 1: this day in age, reading the good news on a newspaper. Hey,

1532
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:20,520
Speaker 1: love and conditions. Some people say, even the well, there

1533
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:25,200
Speaker 1: must be some magic clue him size tend the world

1534
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:28,000
Speaker 1: because all I have to see he just waiting for

1535
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:31,640
Speaker 1: the course the Tower of Dreams. Real love us now

1536
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:40,160
Speaker 1: of every scene days, it's the.

1537
01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:50,680
Speaker 5: Bigger love in the famy. I miss TV show theme songs.

1538
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:55,640
Speaker 1: IM I miss him too, But I'm okay with I

1539
01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:57,880
Speaker 1: think we got better content now. We're allowed to say

1540
01:05:57,920 --> 01:05:58,960
Speaker 1: more ship now than we used to.

1541
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:01,920
Speaker 4: I like back in the day you could say, you know,

1542
01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:04,680
Speaker 4: all the problematic on PC stuff.

1543
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:07,800
Speaker 1: But I feel like there was more diversity in casting

1544
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:10,080
Speaker 1: in the nineties than there were no It's.

1545
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:13,440
Speaker 3: Crazy how we went back. It's crazy like up and nine.

1546
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:15,520
Speaker 3: I don't even know if you guys remember this, but

1547
01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:18,680
Speaker 3: it was the underpaid Negro network and it was like

1548
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:21,320
Speaker 3: it was centric. It was it was the original b

1549
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:24,280
Speaker 3: et but it was good shows on it right Mo

1550
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:26,880
Speaker 3: to the Eat to the right, and then we had

1551
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:29,280
Speaker 3: Kim and Monique the Parkers.

1552
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:32,640
Speaker 5: I saw a music video that Countess Fawn did.

1553
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:35,439
Speaker 2: It was so bad.

1554
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:39,200
Speaker 4: Does she have a thyroid problem because her eyes pop out?

1555
01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:43,320
Speaker 2: I don't know the video. Have you seen any of

1556
01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:43,800
Speaker 2: her music?

1557
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:47,800
Speaker 1: Had know she's a great singer. She was a great

1558
01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:51,560
Speaker 1: singer back when she sang on the show several times.

1559
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, this video was bad. It came out in like

1560
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:56,440
Speaker 3: two thousand and six or something. I don't remember the

1561
01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:58,280
Speaker 3: name of the song, but it was it's called like

1562
01:06:58,840 --> 01:06:59,960
Speaker 3: That's My Man or something.

1563
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:01,240
Speaker 2: It was really bad.

1564
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:04,000
Speaker 1: And also Kevin Federline. Feeder Line was married to the

1565
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:04,400
Speaker 1: other one.

1566
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:07,800
Speaker 2: Oh, Kevin Federline had a bunch of kids by her

1567
01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:11,919
Speaker 2: and then left her for Britney Spears, who is each

1568
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:12,880
Speaker 2: shambles still?

1569
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:16,160
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Britney Spears is us pray for Britain?

1570
01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:18,360
Speaker 1: At least she's not. She's no longer with Kevin Federline.

1571
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:21,040
Speaker 1: So yeah, but like who she would now, Oh, she

1572
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:23,960
Speaker 1: thought she would have fucking hot dude that how do

1573
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:25,000
Speaker 1: that like dance with her?

1574
01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:27,960
Speaker 3: Like they were like anytime one of these female art

1575
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,439
Speaker 3: pop stars comes out and says she's dating her backup dancer,

1576
01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:31,200
Speaker 3: I don't believe it.

1577
01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:32,680
Speaker 1: But this is the first time I ever saw her

1578
01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:35,680
Speaker 1: date somebody that I was like, Okay, he makes sense.

1579
01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:38,880
Speaker 4: No nobody ever makes sense because he was.

1580
01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:40,280
Speaker 1: At least attractive enough.

1581
01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:44,919
Speaker 2: I just feel like, first of all, she gone, she's gone,

1582
01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:46,040
Speaker 2: You're never get back.

1583
01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:47,240
Speaker 4: We're never getting her back.

1584
01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:49,560
Speaker 1: And that's the sac thing about situation.

1585
01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:52,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the sad thing about you know, the industry

1586
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:55,200
Speaker 2: and working in Hollywood is just like how when do

1587
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:57,760
Speaker 2: you get to be you? You don't You're always on,

1588
01:07:58,120 --> 01:08:02,640
Speaker 2: and so eventually you lose yourself, but not everybody loses themselves.

1589
01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:05,440
Speaker 2: Like you just got to stay around people. You have

1590
01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:07,360
Speaker 2: to keep people around you that will keep you grounded,

1591
01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:10,000
Speaker 2: which is the touch pop star book.

1592
01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:12,800
Speaker 1: And like she'sn't like she's been famous since she was ten.

1593
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:14,959
Speaker 2: I don't want she was like a Mickey mouse Club

1594
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:16,800
Speaker 2: Mickey mouse Club. Yeah yah yah yea yeah yeah, so

1595
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:19,680
Speaker 2: she like she's not even she on drugs, and I

1596
01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:21,400
Speaker 2: think they're trying to tell us that she's crazy, but

1597
01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:22,760
Speaker 2: in actuality.

1598
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:26,360
Speaker 5: I think uh mun Child's syndrome almost like telling her

1599
01:08:26,439 --> 01:08:26,840
Speaker 5: she's sick.

1600
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:28,599
Speaker 1: And I think that would have happened to Beyonce if

1601
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:30,639
Speaker 1: Beyonce wasn't a black woman and had to deal with society.

1602
01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:32,479
Speaker 2: I think if.

1603
01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:35,320
Speaker 3: Matthew and Tina didn't want her to be a superstar

1604
01:08:35,479 --> 01:08:37,280
Speaker 3: so bad, it could have happened to Beyonce.

1605
01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:39,320
Speaker 1: But I think, well, no, I think she could have

1606
01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:41,200
Speaker 1: lost her mind and become that sort of like broken

1607
01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:43,600
Speaker 1: person if she didn't have a strong restitution.

1608
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:45,920
Speaker 2: Well, I think she might still be broken.

1609
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,840
Speaker 3: We don't know everybody's side of the NBA's we don't

1610
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:51,760
Speaker 3: know how crazy is. She might be insane. You saw

1611
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:53,640
Speaker 3: when jay Z was in his ass beat by so

1612
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:55,559
Speaker 3: long too the elevator. She was just standing there so.

1613
01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:00,479
Speaker 4: Too if your sister is who in his ass?

1614
01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:04,240
Speaker 2: God, she didn't she didn't even she didn't even react

1615
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:07,280
Speaker 2: to them, and she was not sting. She didn't scream nothing,

1616
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:10,880
Speaker 2: She didn't throw a clutch. She just stood this how

1617
01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:14,360
Speaker 2: we do what our family is like, what drugs you want? This?

1618
01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:18,400
Speaker 2: No non run up on your man soon. So just

1619
01:09:18,479 --> 01:09:20,479
Speaker 2: so you know when it happened, act like you didn't

1620
01:09:20,479 --> 01:09:23,320
Speaker 2: see it. And Beyonce was like, bet, I'm just saying

1621
01:09:23,479 --> 01:09:27,920
Speaker 2: it's you're, first of all, as as professional miles, right,

1622
01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:32,840
Speaker 2: if a fight breaks out, we right like you're you're

1623
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:36,280
Speaker 2: we're reacting because we're dramatic. She didn't react at all.

1624
01:09:36,320 --> 01:09:38,800
Speaker 5: But if the cameras is wrong, you didn't know that.

1625
01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:41,080
Speaker 1: It is like for me, if it was my sibling

1626
01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:43,760
Speaker 1: and I'm like, something's happened to my sibling, I'm like, look,

1627
01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:46,760
Speaker 1: you sit back, I'll take care of this.

1628
01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:48,519
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what happened.

1629
01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:49,160
Speaker 2: She told her.

1630
01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:51,120
Speaker 1: If I run up on somebody for my brothers or

1631
01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:53,680
Speaker 1: my sisters, they're gonna they they need to chill out,

1632
01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:55,080
Speaker 1: have a moment because they were have been sucked with

1633
01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:55,519
Speaker 1: too much.

1634
01:09:55,640 --> 01:09:59,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, she knew it was coming, but y'all, listen, you

1635
01:09:59,479 --> 01:10:01,000
Speaker 2: don't feel so you need to look at the tape.

1636
01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:03,760
Speaker 2: Just she wasn't even looking at it while it was

1637
01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:06,200
Speaker 2: She was just like standing like that's not weird to y'all.

1638
01:10:06,479 --> 01:10:09,720
Speaker 5: No, she wasn't even making eye contact with either of them.

1639
01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:13,600
Speaker 1: She's doing exactly what I would appreciate. That'sage I need

1640
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:13,920
Speaker 1: to be in.

1641
01:10:14,160 --> 01:10:18,120
Speaker 2: Ooh got them says, Hey, that's what you get for

1642
01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:22,280
Speaker 2: cheating on me with Rachel Rachel Roy Rachel Ray whoever

1643
01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:25,880
Speaker 2: they said Rachel Ray was Rachel Ray in the kitchen

1644
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:26,200
Speaker 2: and so.

1645
01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:28,719
Speaker 4: We need to see the tape needs to look clean.

1646
01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:31,040
Speaker 2: So it's like, don't say nothing, don't see you didn't

1647
01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:32,960
Speaker 2: see that, and this is just me going off and

1648
01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:33,639
Speaker 2: that's what she did.

1649
01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:36,280
Speaker 1: And also I think what happened was like Beyonce was like,

1650
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:38,479
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be calm to me and just like,

1651
01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:40,560
Speaker 1: you know what, bitch, I'm gonna be chill about this.

1652
01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:42,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, she threw her shoes.

1653
01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:45,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, So then swim with jay Z went back home

1654
01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:46,719
Speaker 2: to talk to Beyonce.

1655
01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:49,800
Speaker 4: She was just like, hey, you knew it was coming.

1656
01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:49,960
Speaker 5: Bro.

1657
01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:52,599
Speaker 4: You know, I don't have nothing to say.

1658
01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:54,000
Speaker 1: I told you about Solar as a second.

1659
01:10:54,040 --> 01:10:57,599
Speaker 5: You matter definitely.

1660
01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:59,040
Speaker 1: And that's what I loved Lawn so much.

1661
01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:00,400
Speaker 5: That is she's the sister.

1662
01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:02,640
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm not going to keep any secrets. I'm like,

1663
01:11:02,680 --> 01:11:03,800
Speaker 1: think it's exactly right.

1664
01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:05,439
Speaker 5: I'm here for it.

1665
01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:08,519
Speaker 2: And a shout out to whoever leaked that elevator footage

1666
01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:10,240
Speaker 2: because that.

1667
01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:12,920
Speaker 4: Security guard doesn't have his job anymore. Okay, it was

1668
01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:13,240
Speaker 4: worth it.

1669
01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:14,680
Speaker 1: It was a good day. That was a good day

1670
01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:18,840
Speaker 1: at the Dollar at.

1671
01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:20,280
Speaker 5: The Boom Boom Room, oh, oh lot, damn.

1672
01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:22,640
Speaker 4: I'm sure he was so bored the whole time, and

1673
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:25,840
Speaker 4: then he saw that, like, are you fucking kidding me?

1674
01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:28,599
Speaker 5: He was like, I'm selling this to TMZ tonight.

1675
01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:32,720
Speaker 1: Millions dollars. That must have made him so much money.

1676
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:34,439
Speaker 5: I mean, you probably got a couple of thousand for it,

1677
01:11:34,520 --> 01:11:38,520
Speaker 5: but I don't know millions millions.

1678
01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:41,040
Speaker 4: They paid good money for that footage.

1679
01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:45,280
Speaker 5: That maybe twenty thousand dollars. Millions.

1680
01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:47,200
Speaker 1: Friends, I'll give you one hundred thousand.

1681
01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:49,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe I bet you for one hundred thousand dollars,

1682
01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:50,719
Speaker 5: y'all'll be fired.

1683
01:11:50,479 --> 01:11:51,040
Speaker 2: From my job.

1684
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:54,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, for five dollars, I'll quit.

1685
01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:58,320
Speaker 5: For a cream cheese bagel. I'd be like, you know what,

1686
01:11:58,400 --> 01:11:59,920
Speaker 5: I actually don't need to work no more.

1687
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:01,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't want to be here.

1688
01:12:07,120 --> 01:12:09,160
Speaker 2: Okay, we touched a bunch of stuff today. Is there

1689
01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:13,680
Speaker 2: anything you want to leave our listeners with? If you

1690
01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:15,599
Speaker 2: have a tip on how to be more confident? Yea,

1691
01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:18,400
Speaker 2: how to get away with murder, how to how to

1692
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:22,240
Speaker 2: keep your money while splurging, Like, uh, what to invest

1693
01:12:22,360 --> 01:12:27,120
Speaker 2: in investing yourself? Okay, that sounds like somebody who bad

1694
01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:28,680
Speaker 2: with money. No, that's not like somebody who about to

1695
01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:31,120
Speaker 2: get some work done, siss Brazilian, But were.

1696
01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:38,439
Speaker 5: Talking the back of my neck to forehead back, not

1697
01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:39,639
Speaker 5: only Campbell styles.

1698
01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:41,920
Speaker 4: I understand.

1699
01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:43,960
Speaker 2: Have you gotten botox before?

1700
01:12:44,200 --> 01:12:46,560
Speaker 1: No, I've not done anything, but like invest yourself, like

1701
01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:48,800
Speaker 1: just generally, Like that's where my confidence comes in. Is

1702
01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:51,400
Speaker 1: like learning not to like you can definitely put other

1703
01:12:51,479 --> 01:12:53,160
Speaker 1: people and take care of the people, but you also

1704
01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:54,760
Speaker 1: have to put yourself first along that way too, So

1705
01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:56,759
Speaker 1: just take care of your damnself. Take care of yourself,

1706
01:12:56,800 --> 01:12:58,160
Speaker 1: take care yourself, take care of the people you love,

1707
01:12:58,160 --> 01:12:59,759
Speaker 1: and then you'll always have confidence in yourself.

1708
01:13:00,920 --> 01:13:01,160
Speaker 2: Wow.

1709
01:13:01,479 --> 01:13:03,519
Speaker 5: Okay, you know, Taylor, I've been doing it.

1710
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:08,360
Speaker 2: Take your time and be in the moment, enunciate, radiate,

1711
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:12,599
Speaker 2: and steal people's money. I feel like that's always steal stealing. Still,

1712
01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:15,400
Speaker 2: that's how you get rid of ringles, is stealing. Yeah,

1713
01:13:15,439 --> 01:13:17,640
Speaker 2: that's why I look like this. I look like so

1714
01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:20,639
Speaker 2: you're the Somali and Elizabeth Homes.

1715
01:13:25,439 --> 01:13:29,320
Speaker 4: Keep looking at you, and I'm like, emon, if you're

1716
01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:30,719
Speaker 4: giving me married to David?

1717
01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:35,920
Speaker 5: I know, I know, I know. Can you tell the

1718
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:38,759
Speaker 5: listeners like where they can catch you on social media?

1719
01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:42,040
Speaker 1: I'm Solomon Georgia all across the board s O l

1720
01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:43,560
Speaker 1: O m O n g e O r g I

1721
01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:46,439
Speaker 1: O s O l O l O M s O

1722
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:50,599
Speaker 1: l O m O y r g i O. Spell

1723
01:13:50,680 --> 01:13:52,160
Speaker 1: the name again, she h.

1724
01:13:54,120 --> 01:13:54,360
Speaker 2: Are you?

1725
01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:56,680
Speaker 5: Are you dating right now?

1726
01:13:57,360 --> 01:13:57,400
Speaker 2: No?

1727
01:13:57,760 --> 01:13:58,519
Speaker 4: He's a free agent.

1728
01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:01,280
Speaker 5: Okay, what he's a freelance what's your type?

1729
01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:01,640
Speaker 2: No?

1730
01:14:01,760 --> 01:14:04,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. Come on, We've got a lot of listeners,

1731
01:14:05,160 --> 01:14:06,760
Speaker 1: but no one really hollers at me, so I don't really.

1732
01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:08,599
Speaker 4: But they might change.

1733
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:11,000
Speaker 1: They might slide in a d M because you're so confident. Yeah,

1734
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:13,800
Speaker 1: I know, but they might it all over your DM.

1735
01:14:14,040 --> 01:14:16,960
Speaker 1: I'm what is known as intimidating to people. Sure, I'm

1736
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:17,400
Speaker 1: fine with that.

1737
01:14:17,560 --> 01:14:18,240
Speaker 4: Listen listeners.

1738
01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:20,040
Speaker 2: If you want to have a fine meal at the

1739
01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:22,479
Speaker 2: diner with somebody who's very attractive and rich, I think

1740
01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:23,320
Speaker 2: you should slide in.

1741
01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:27,040
Speaker 5: Attractive rich talls for three quarters.

1742
01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:28,800
Speaker 1: Also, my dms are closed.

1743
01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:30,320
Speaker 5: Them.

1744
01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:31,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, how you close?

1745
01:14:31,640 --> 01:14:34,640
Speaker 5: You that you're saying people don't hit you up?

1746
01:14:34,680 --> 01:14:38,040
Speaker 1: It's because I'm a gay black man on the internet.

1747
01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:41,040
Speaker 1: I'm not going to let just open ass hateful people

1748
01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:41,439
Speaker 1: in the world.

1749
01:14:41,840 --> 01:14:44,200
Speaker 3: I mean, but the people that you don't follow, it

1750
01:14:44,320 --> 01:14:46,880
Speaker 3: goes in like the other inbox that you never check

1751
01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:48,639
Speaker 3: you can friends of yours.

1752
01:14:48,720 --> 01:14:51,160
Speaker 1: I run my mouth too much to just have my

1753
01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:52,200
Speaker 1: DMS wide open.

1754
01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:53,439
Speaker 5: I'm a slide in your DMS.

1755
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:54,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's because I follow you.

1756
01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:58,400
Speaker 5: It's real sliding your DM still, you know.

1757
01:14:58,479 --> 01:14:59,880
Speaker 1: So yeah, if you want to slide into my d

1758
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:00,960
Speaker 1: I'm just sliding.

1759
01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:06,120
Speaker 2: Slide into Marie, and you can slide into mine as well,

1760
01:15:06,280 --> 01:15:07,320
Speaker 2: and then I'll forward you.

1761
01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:10,200
Speaker 4: I think you should follow this person. They're good.

1762
01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:13,080
Speaker 2: I look through there, and I did a background check.

1763
01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:17,800
Speaker 2: I think they're Look tell us what you're attracted to.

1764
01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:23,120
Speaker 1: I'm attracted to men who are nice, so ugly.

1765
01:15:25,160 --> 01:15:25,400
Speaker 5: Nice.

1766
01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:27,160
Speaker 1: And you can be poor, you can pour as long

1767
01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:28,880
Speaker 1: as you're as long as you're as long as you're

1768
01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:29,280
Speaker 1: good looking.

1769
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:31,000
Speaker 5: Okay, but what's good looking to you?

1770
01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:33,600
Speaker 1: It's you know, that's it's really I just that's the

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Speaker 1: hard thing.

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Speaker 2: Like white dudes, you like black dudes, You like them short?

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01:15:38,120 --> 01:15:41,160
Speaker 2: I like you like them long hair, thick, red bone,

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01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:43,240
Speaker 2: open up your legs to flame.

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Speaker 4: Would you date somebody missing an eye?

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Speaker 1: It depends on the story, depends on the tail. It's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I lost my because I sull my toe on the

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Speaker 1: edge of the table. But if I'm like oh.

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Speaker 5: My eye.

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01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:00,599
Speaker 2: I stub my toe on the corn the bed going

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01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:06,920
Speaker 2: to the bathroom, land it on my eye. Anyway, I

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01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:09,560
Speaker 2: don't bring my wallet. If I lost my eye, I

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01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:11,360
Speaker 2: feel like I would lean into that.

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01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:12,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would.

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Speaker 2: I would still put lashes on, you know, I would know.

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01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:20,080
Speaker 2: I would have the best eye shadow. I would draw

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Speaker 2: my eyebrows so thick.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I just some drag race, just some what's the

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Speaker 5: who's the drag queen that has the like the Tricksy motel.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, bas eye and then a little eye like a

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Speaker 2: cartoon character out of one big eye in one. No.

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Speaker 4: I would literally just get like a fake, a fake

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Speaker 4: sticker and put it on.

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Speaker 2: I would get the one that you know, the on

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Speaker 2: dolls where the eye, So I put on my fucking

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01:16:51,160 --> 01:16:53,479
Speaker 2: fake eye. Oh good, yeah, No, you know what I

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01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:55,800
Speaker 2: would do if I lost my eye. You remember the

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01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:58,639
Speaker 2: the bottles we used to feed our baby dolls.

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01:16:58,720 --> 01:17:01,439
Speaker 3: It was either like milk or juice, and like when

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Speaker 3: you tipped it, all of the liquid disappear.

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Speaker 5: I put that in my I would get a glass

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Speaker 5: eye with rims that.

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01:17:07,680 --> 01:17:08,160
Speaker 1: Spin on it.

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01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:15,720
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I get like a hazel eye, a hazel.

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01:17:15,400 --> 01:17:16,920
Speaker 5: One, and then it's this brown eye.

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01:17:17,120 --> 01:17:17,840
Speaker 2: Now I would to.

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Speaker 4: Get I want to get an eye that would say

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01:17:19,439 --> 01:17:20,040
Speaker 4: finy in it.

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01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:23,720
Speaker 5: You know, luxury BRANDLV.

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Speaker 2: It would just say mind your business and like little

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01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:31,800
Speaker 2: time and people, what happened to you?

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01:17:32,160 --> 01:17:32,960
Speaker 5: Mind your business?

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01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:34,680
Speaker 4: I would put grills on my eye. That's what I

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01:17:34,840 --> 01:17:35,880
Speaker 4: for sure, grills for sure.

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01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:37,120
Speaker 5: I get a gold eyeball.

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01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:40,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, just solid gold, solid, just dope, just.

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01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:41,880
Speaker 5: The heavy gold eye.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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01:17:42,720 --> 01:17:44,439
Speaker 1: I think that's how you get like some sort of poison.

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Speaker 4: That has been our freaking show. This has been fantastic.

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01:17:52,640 --> 01:17:55,479
Speaker 4: I had so much fun. I learned so much. You know,

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Speaker 4: I would say, you know, let's just go to the dinner,

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01:17:57,439 --> 01:18:01,040
Speaker 4: but we're not. It's early. This for late night. If

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01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:05,759
Speaker 4: you enjoyed this, you know you should leave a comment review, even.

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01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:08,479
Speaker 5: If you hated it, Leave a comment that we can

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01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:09,400
Speaker 5: delete later.

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01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:11,519
Speaker 4: Leave a comment.

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01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:14,120
Speaker 2: Leave a comment so I can screenshot it and send

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01:18:14,160 --> 01:18:16,639
Speaker 2: it to Solomon, so he can slide in your DMS

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01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:19,600
Speaker 2: and be like, na, what we not about to do?

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01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:22,800
Speaker 4: So he can go to your page and then roast

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01:18:22,840 --> 01:18:26,800
Speaker 4: you exactly, write good about you?

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Speaker 1: What makes you think you could?

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Speaker 5: You know?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:31,639
Speaker 2: Just this is what we want. Leave that negative comment,

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01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:33,680
Speaker 2: we'll screenshot it, we'll post it, and then we'll just

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01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:36,479
Speaker 2: leave palm trees underneath your most recent post.

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Speaker 5: That's our that's our Our behive is because we're shady.

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01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:48,120
Speaker 2: Oh we're solid, shady folks. Tropical shade palm trees, not

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Speaker 2: Central Park.

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01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:52,640
Speaker 1: Dusty trees sunscreen because it's shady over here.

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Speaker 3: You see it anyway, guys, rate comment, subscribe, catch us

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01:18:58,360 --> 01:19:01,519
Speaker 3: on the Patreon. Solomon is going back to la Make

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Speaker 3: sure you see him everywhere you can live.

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01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:06,920
Speaker 5: Come see us at the Knitting Factory ever every Sunday

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01:19:07,280 --> 01:19:08,800
Speaker 5: and keep signing what up to us?

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01:19:08,920 --> 01:19:12,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, we love it. Shout out to Caesar from Netflix. Yeah,

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01:19:12,439 --> 01:19:14,160
Speaker 2: seeing everybody that we need to see.

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Speaker 5: Love it. Okay, bye friend, Bye Forever.

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