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Speaker 1: Today by going on what I thought was a Tinder

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Speaker 1: day but turned out to be an induction ceremony into

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Speaker 1: a pyramid scheme that I hate when that happens.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you know, I had a family friend actually induct

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Speaker 2: me into a pyramid scheme undergoing to it. I'll tell

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Speaker 2: you after a.

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Speaker 1: Right, maybe I'm excited. I twenty three male was talking

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Speaker 1: to this ooh lady, this hottie twenty three female for

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Speaker 1: a week on Twitter, on Tinder, and Instagram. Okay, she

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Speaker 1: was gorgeous and seemed very fun and outgoing, but she

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Speaker 1: did have an investment girl boss vibe going on to her.

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Speaker 2: Oh, like like, hey girl, you should totally become your

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Speaker 2: own boss.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's okay, but I should have seen this coming.

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Speaker 1: I asked her for a coffee day and she says yeah.

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Speaker 1: So we meet up and she looks good, but not

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Speaker 1: exactly like her photos. Whoever looks exactly like their photos?

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Speaker 1: You know? So why you gotta do videos?

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Speaker 2: That's true, Although, dude, the video videos can be freaking'

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Speaker 2: doctored too, with like the AI fit. I saw this

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Speaker 2: video on Reddit bro of like like like a dude

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Speaker 2: that looked like that she had a face filter on

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Speaker 2: it looked like this cute anime lairl that Wow, wow,

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Speaker 2: it's it's a wait. Actually I want to I want

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Speaker 2: to be looking.

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Speaker 1: Like a hot snack with the I still have the

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Speaker 1: the snapchat female filter. I would I would tap me

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Speaker 1: big time. So she looked like her photos, but I thought,

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Speaker 1: no problem, let's connect and see where this goes. The

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Speaker 1: first ten minutes goes great. The conversation is flowing. I

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Speaker 1: ask her if she wants some coffee, after all, we're

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Speaker 1: at a coffee shop. Uh, and she says no because

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Speaker 1: she had some earlier.

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Speaker 2: The first red flash she doesn't drink coffee at a

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Speaker 2: coffee shop.

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Speaker 1: Killer. That's exactly what opens the floorboard, minus the killing part.

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Speaker 1: And so let's call her a. A tells me to

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Speaker 1: go and just get a coffee for myself. All right,

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Speaker 1: no problem, I go and get my coffee. And when

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Speaker 1: I come back, there is another girl at the table.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, wait, why like threesome? She says, hey,

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Speaker 1: this is my partner. We'll call her B because she's

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Speaker 1: a bitch because he's a booch, not just kidding, and

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Speaker 1: that she was working with her earlier. That's when it

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Speaker 1: hit me that this was not a date. O god,

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Speaker 1: Well that sucks.

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Speaker 2: Bro. You think you're going on a hot day and

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Speaker 2: then it just becomes a pyramid.

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Speaker 1: So tragic. I thought you're in a love triangle, but

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Speaker 1: you're just maybe maybe the pyramid is a sex position

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Speaker 1: at the three of them. Okay, all right, hey, hey

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Speaker 1: I'm holding out.

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Speaker 2: I hope.

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Speaker 1: There we go. B starts asking questions about my job

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Speaker 1: and my studies and asks me if I would listen

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Speaker 1: to their business plan so I could make more money

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Speaker 1: each month. Whoa bush? Wow? So she takes out a

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Speaker 1: notepad and starts explaining to me that, and starts explaining

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Speaker 1: to me their business model and how much money I

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Speaker 1: could make if I just find three other people who

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Speaker 1: would then find three other people themselves. It's so simple.

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Speaker 1: It's like it's like a pyramid. Yeah, crazy, I straight

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Speaker 1: up tell her, So this is like a pyramid scheme, right,

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Speaker 1: this isn't a date, to which A responds, oh, this

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Speaker 1: is a date, but you seem like a cool person

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Speaker 1: to become our partner. Oh my god? They oh what?

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Speaker 1: And this isn't a pyramid scheme. It is a multi

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Speaker 1: level marketing. Same dude, same thing.

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Speaker 2: Also, I like I love this this this funnel like

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Speaker 2: get like all these SIMPI dudes on Tinder to just

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Speaker 2: give them money.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of genius. It's genius. Yeah, so exactly the

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Speaker 1: same thing. Op, he says. I couldn't believe this was

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Speaker 1: happening to me right now. Oh boy. So I sat

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Speaker 1: there for legit fifteen more minutes and listen to them

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Speaker 1: explain to me how I could make up to five

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Speaker 1: k a month if I were to get one hundred

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Speaker 1: people to join the business. Oh my god, I told

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Speaker 1: them I had to leave to go to the vet

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Speaker 1: with my dog. They didn't seem happy that I wasn't

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Speaker 1: interested in their MLM. Uh oh, dude, this.

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Speaker 2: Is so this sucks the worst date. You better join

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Speaker 2: my MLM or else. I laughed so much on the

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Speaker 2: way home I thought I left so much on the

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Speaker 2: way home that I was crying.

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Speaker 1: Rough. Sorry, Aboud, that's the end. Tough date. Tough date.