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Speaker 1: All right, you found us on a Friday. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the podcast, Alexis. How many five hour energy bottles did

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Speaker 1: you count in the trash can? I think it was eleven?

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Speaker 2: Oh guys, fifty five hours energy?

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Speaker 1: Come way?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Let's just hope Jeffrey's heart doesn't explode. His fuel for

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Speaker 1: his parody song Today's song of the Week is in

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Speaker 1: well today's podcast. There it goes. Let's start it now.

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Speaker 2: Would you say you're more productive in the morning or

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Speaker 2: in the afternoon?

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Speaker 3: Probably after me?

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Speaker 1: I don't mean too And look at the job we do.

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Speaker 4: It's always right before I lay down for my neck,

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Speaker 4: and then I'm like, I actually I have energy that

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Speaker 4: whatever I understand.

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Speaker 2: For this group, the word productive is a very generous word. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But if you said afternoon, you're an outlier. Cause a

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Speaker 2: recent poll was done Update and it found the average

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Speaker 2: office worker is most productive at ten twenty two am.

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Speaker 2: Oh right. When Alexis has polished off her second caramel

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Speaker 2: ribbon crunch, rapp, that's it.

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Speaker 1: Really need another coffee?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That actually feels like the afternoon to us, just because

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Speaker 1: we start work so early.

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Speaker 2: That's when it's all downhill. We hit our first big

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Speaker 2: slump of the day at one thirty, and then another

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Speaker 2: one to top it off at two oh six.

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Speaker 1: Wait, yeah, just.

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Speaker 2: All we have left, and no surprise, we tend to

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Speaker 2: feel most drained on Mondays and Fridays. The two biggest

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Speaker 2: things we don't like about being in the office are

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Speaker 2: the noise levels and not being able to control the thermostat.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm still going with the work.

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Speaker 2: So what's the best part. Two thirds of people agreed,

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Speaker 2: it's watching your fellow co workers shock themselves with a

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Speaker 2: dog shot cover. Yeah, it's the early morning jump before

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Speaker 2: our mid morning slump to fight off Brooks afternoon grump.

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Speaker 2: So Jake, help get us bumped up with your trivia stick. Please.

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Speaker 6: When you're dating someone, how long do you have to

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Speaker 6: be together before it's considered serious?

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Speaker 1: Can I just say you can raise that mic up?

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Speaker 1: You're really leaning down into it. There you go, I'm

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Speaker 1: worried about his posture.

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Speaker 2: Well, when speaking of things that are serious for me

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Speaker 2: and Brook's.

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Speaker 6: Mom, the answer is not very long, very very serious.

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Speaker 1: Just trying to help.

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Speaker 6: You the chemistry and the true test of how deep

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Speaker 6: you're getting into a relationship is what you feel comfortable.

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Speaker 1: Doing in front of them okay.

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Speaker 6: And a new survey just asked a thousand people to

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Speaker 6: name something people don't want to do in front of

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Speaker 6: someone they're dating until they get serious. I have the

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Speaker 6: top four answers for you to guess in another romantic

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Speaker 6: edition of Unglued Family Few. We'll start with the man

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Speaker 6: who doesn't get serious until they get a third finger involved.

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Speaker 2: The young Jeffrey. It's the sign.

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey names something people don't want to do in front

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Speaker 6: of someone they're dating until they get serious.

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Speaker 2: Only don't want them to see you kiss yourself in

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Speaker 2: the mirror. That's for later on in the relationship.

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Speaker 1: For sure, you're cheating on me.

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Speaker 3: How dare you?

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Speaker 2: Well, maybe maybe that's a little bit too specific though,

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Speaker 2: kissing yourself in the mirror, and needs something more general.

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Speaker 2: What about letting them use your phone that you don't

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Speaker 2: want them seeing your search history, or what apps you've

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Speaker 2: downloaded all your private text messages until.

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Speaker 1: You're serious, right, or even letting them see your photo gallery.

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Speaker 2: So maybe the answer is you don't want to give

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Speaker 2: them access to your phone.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a solid answer.

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Speaker 3: Jeffy actually is really good.

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Speaker 6: Giving them phone access is not on the list at all. Sorry,

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey not in the top four. Let's go to Alexis.

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Speaker 1: I have so many friends who sleep with full faces

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Speaker 1: of makeup on when they're first talking to a guy,

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Speaker 1: because they don't like them to see them without makeup.

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Speaker 2: Art don't show them the real you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, basically, And I know what I've talked about. I

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Speaker 1: always be like, oh, sorry, I'll gross you know. I

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Speaker 1: always say that at the beginning, Like even when you

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Speaker 1: have a full face of makeup, spent an hour and

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Speaker 1: a half getting exactly took me five minutes. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: have to stop apologizing.

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Speaker 7: I know I do.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, seeing them without makeup.

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Speaker 3: Dake, not wearing your face, maybe.

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Speaker 1: It's too like female specific.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but Alexis's pillows must just be like rusty and disgusting.

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Speaker 3: It's like a tanner on.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I had four answers on the board. Still name something

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Speaker 6: people don't want to do in front of someone they're

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Speaker 4: Okay, Well, it's a big step up in a relationship

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Speaker 4: with me, which I'm never in relationships, And this answer

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Speaker 4: is gonna probably explain why. But I feel like it

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Speaker 4: is a big bond when I can finally be me,

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Speaker 4: open up and fart and from my girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: You know, I'll tell you it's like a month or two.

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Speaker 3: You hold it, it can be the whole dangerous.

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Speaker 1: I still remember the moment I accidentally let one go

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Speaker 1: in front of my.

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Speaker 3: What's gone?

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Speaker 1: I was so embarrassed. Oh my, oh my god, I

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Speaker 3: It's embarrassed.

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Speaker 1: I still don't like farting.

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Speaker 2: It's still hickey to to any gas.

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Speaker 4: That's absolutely true. So like any of those. So I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna go with tooting.

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Speaker 6: Jake, passing gas, burping or farting that's number one. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna take burping off the list as well as farting.

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Speaker 6: Brook was left on the board.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think so this was never an issue

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Speaker 1: for me. I think it's because I grew up dancing.

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Speaker 1: I was in a lot of dressing rooms were naked

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Speaker 1: all the time. I don't know, I have hippie parents,

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Speaker 1: but a lot of my girlfriends are really uncomfortable naked

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Speaker 1: where they'll do the even like the shirt change without

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Speaker 1: actually taking a shirt off.

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Speaker 3: I could see that.

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go with see your partner.

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Speaker 6: Naked undressing is number three.

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Speaker 3: I thought Brook would have done using the restroom with

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Speaker 2: I know, especially now, people are texting loud photos of

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Speaker 1: That's true.

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Speaker 3: That's like one of the tests.

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Speaker 2: I made weird eye contact with Brooke the other day

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Speaker 2: and got an n F S.

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Speaker 6: W can do that, Jeffrey, we have two more answers

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Speaker 6: front of someone you're dating until you're real serious.

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Speaker 2: See now. I find it useful just to look at

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Speaker 2: Brook's life and what she does in front of her

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Speaker 2: husband now, and there is something that she does that

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Speaker 2: I think is kind of gross.

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Speaker 1: What do I do?

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Speaker 2: We've heard stories about Brook eating a burrito on the toilet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, did type thing. But when you're a full time

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Speaker 1: working mom, you take your moments where you can.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it is often.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I can see her every day being like Michael

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Speaker 4: burrito thring me.

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Speaker 2: My shrimp and shilatas. I was just focusing on the

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Speaker 2: eating the gross thing. A lot of people don't want

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Speaker 2: to eat something disgusting in front of their significant Like

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Speaker 2: you don't eat a big, messy burrito on the first

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Speaker 3: Bad or you get over your face and can gross.

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Speaker 2: Let's do eat something messy or gross in front of them.

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Speaker 6: Eating something messy and checking the list up and it's

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Speaker 1: The list stop looking at my life?

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 6: Let's go over the top four the things people don't

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Speaker 6: want to do in front of this person they're dating

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Speaker 6: until they're serious. Number one was past gas, jose got that,

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Speaker 6: Jeffery got number two, eat something messy, and Brooke got

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Speaker 6: number three, which was undressed. Number four was said the room.

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Speaker 6: Use the restroom in front of your the door open.

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Speaker 1: At least it just depends on how many drinks you're in.

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Speaker 2: Well, Alexis is going to be taking the rare shock

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Speaker 2: this morning for herself. Somebody wanted to hear bad Romance

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Speaker 2: by Lady Gaga.

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Speaker 1: That's funny. I think singing would be one of alexises.

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Speaker 1: I don't do that.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I want your love it, I want you to

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Speaker 6: revenge you and you could write a bad room.

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Speaker 2: It's your shot collar question of the day. I got

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Speaker 2: your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and Brooke, you

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Speaker 2: love forcing your family to do boring activities for fund.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, like.

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Speaker 2: Reading non picture books, playing with sticks and mud, and

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Speaker 2: fourteen hour long board games that never end.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, Jeffrey, get me excited.

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Speaker 2: I know you're going to be all about this.

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Speaker 2: The other week they announced they're making a limited edition

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Speaker 2: Costco version of Monopoly.

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Speaker 1: Like huge.

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Speaker 2: It's not like larger than a normal one. It's like

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Speaker 2: all the other special editions of Monopoly, but it's Costco themed.

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Speaker 1: Say, Costco Edition, I expect it to literally take up

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Speaker 1: an entire living room door.

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Speaker 2: No, it's just stuff where it's like the chance in

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Speaker 2: Community Chess cards are redesigned to look like Costco membership cards.

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Speaker 1: I see, I see.

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Speaker 2: It instead of boardwalk and park place. All the properties

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Speaker 2: are different Costco locations from around the world, and the

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Speaker 2: game pieces are different too, No thimble or top hat.

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Speaker 2: The six tokens are a shopping cart employee name badge,

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Speaker 2: a giant Teddy Bear, a Pallette mover, a slice of

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Speaker 2: pizza from the food court, and a hot dog in

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Speaker 2: soda combo.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, please tell me when you pass go

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Speaker 1: you get a free sample.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all I wanted. They were selling these for

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Speaker 2: forty five dollars each, but of course they sold out

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Speaker 2: almost immediately, so now people are hawking them on eBay

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Speaker 2: for two three four times the original amount.

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Speaker 1: Oh God, just sit back and your oversized large brown

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Speaker 1: Kirkland recliner and play a game of Monopoly.

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Speaker 2: Sounds amazing, Brook, you'd sholl out three hundred dollars for this, right?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Probably not?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 2: No, you could Pasco collect to rotisserie chickens.

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Speaker 3: You can buy a Costco.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, bum Yeah, Well maybe we'll have more things that

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Speaker 2: are boring that Brook and buy. And what's her family

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Speaker 2: to do? In Laser Stories, it's coming up next. It's

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Speaker 2: the radio segment that's trying to start a new hairstyle trend,

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Speaker 2: the Downstairs Mullet. So far, only two celebrities have signed

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Speaker 2: on for it.

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Speaker 1: I don't Lindsey Lohan.

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Speaker 2: And the goalie from Mighty Ducks three.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's been going.

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Speaker 7: Through it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that is actually exactly what the police asked. They said,

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Speaker 3: What's your cookie standards?

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Speaker 2: he hit his head on an ug boot. Oh, it

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Speaker 2: was a pretty soft the best bachelor party. Oh, okay,

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Speaker 2: Laser stories to come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Today, we're talking about maybe the most important decision of

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Speaker 1: O talk about what I'm going to have for lunch.

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Speaker 2: No, it's not that. It's also not Should I say

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Speaker 1: Is that even a decision? Obviously?

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Speaker 2: Who'd be worth it? Now? Although that those things are

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Speaker 1: WHOA?

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Speaker 2: More importantly, who shouldn't you marry?

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Speaker 3: WHOA? Oh, we're gonna.

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Speaker 2: A list just came out based on scientific research of

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Speaker 2: You're gonna hear what they are coming up right after this.

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Speaker 2: It's dangerous to ask people for advice on who you

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Speaker 3: Guys?

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Speaker 11: Like, I know he lives in my attic and we

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Speaker 2: Next thing you know, you're standing at the altar with

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Speaker 7: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Okay, sure he's only there for the buffet, but it

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Speaker 2: doesn't matter. You're in love. All your close friends who

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Speaker 1: Oh no, you can't tell people who to marry.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: You just get prepared for the divorce eventually.

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Speaker 2: But what if you're dealing with a divorce attorney who's

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Speaker 3: Stop it.

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Speaker 2: And surprisingly hot drifter isn't on there.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, you know love can overcome anything.

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Speaker 13: Top five professions of husbands that women should avoid, in

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Speaker 13: If you look at these professions, what do they all

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, did that hurt? Did that hurt a little bit?

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Speaker 2: I think a lot of our listeners are probably because

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Speaker 1: The only one I heard that I would argue against

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Speaker 2: Don't defend the firefighters just because you buy their calendars

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Speaker 1: I wasn't think.

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Speaker 2: They make this fair. Absolutely. The lawyer did go back

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Speaker 1: If she just names the same five professions, I'm going

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Speaker 14: There are some common professions that I see in women.

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Speaker 14: the female parties in my divorces, and this is over

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Speaker 2: That's kind of crazy that she said that.

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Speaker 1: I thought she was going to say a lawyer and

453
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Speaker 1: that's why she was upset because she was a lawyer.

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Speaker 3: Is that because of like a perception thing?

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Speaker 4: I know, some people don't realize how unbelievably hard it

456
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Speaker 4: is to stay home mom. Like guys will be like, oh,

457
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Speaker 4: you just get to stay home all day with a Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I also see like friends of mine that are stay

459
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Speaker 1: at home moms, you've kind of lost your identity in

460
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Speaker 1: some way. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, your job is like the household. Yeah, they get

462
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Speaker 3: to go out and go on you. It's not fair.

463
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Speaker 10: I don't know.

464
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Speaker 3: I got kids to take care of.

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Speaker 7: Well.

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Speaker 2: Actually, the lawyer went on to explain why she thinks

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Speaker 2: that this is true.

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Speaker 1: Oh why I stay at home moms get divorced so much.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she defends why she believes that's the case. Let's listen.

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Speaker 14: I know y'all are going to hate me, but let

471
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Speaker 14: me explain why. Number One, when you're divorcing to stay

472
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Speaker 14: at home mom, they are paralyzed with fear, and rightfully so,

473
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Speaker 14: because their whole life is going to change. They are

474
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Speaker 14: going to have to go back to the workforce. They're

475
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Speaker 14: going to have to possibly move, their finances are about

476
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Speaker 14: to be very different. There's lots of things that they

477
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Speaker 14: don't know financially about what's going on, and so they

478
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Speaker 14: tend to stick their head in the sand and stall,

479
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Speaker 14: and so the case has become very contested and very expensive.

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Speaker 14: The second reason that I see that stay at home

481
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Speaker 14: moms end up being the most common profession in a

482
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Speaker 14: divorce is that I think there's a tendency and this

483
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Speaker 14: is completely my opinion, just based on my observations. They

484
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Speaker 14: tend to focus so much on the children and the

485
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Speaker 14: husband focuses so much on career that first of all,

486
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Speaker 14: they don't feel appreciated by one another. But the husband

487
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Speaker 14: starts feeling like an ATM and the wife becomes completely

488
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Speaker 14: focused on the children, and they tend to grow apart.

489
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Speaker 14: So I think that's why it's the most common. That's

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Speaker 14: not hate, just an observation. It's probably my last TikTok.

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Speaker 1: At home moms are coming after it.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't understand why this went so viral. Yeah, because

493
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Speaker 2: I'm sure a lot of people hear this and get

494
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Speaker 2: instantly upset out about it.

495
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Speaker 1: You know, It's it's interesting as a mom myself, like

496
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Speaker 1: I often feel really guilty for I mean, you have

497
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Speaker 1: mom guilt no matter what you do, like really guilty

498
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Speaker 1: for working so much and not being with my kids enough.

499
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Speaker 1: But then I look at the other side, I'm like,

500
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Speaker 1: could I actually stay home with my kids twenty four

501
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Speaker 1: to seven? Yeah, I don't think i'd be there a

502
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Speaker 1: good mom.

503
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Speaker 2: I don't.

504
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Speaker 4: That's why I don't want to do.

505
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Speaker 2: It's not her advice, but it's almost like her advice

506
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Speaker 2: to moms.

507
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Speaker 11: Is stop focusing so much on your kids, and to

508
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Speaker 11: the men's stop working so much.

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Speaker 4: Yeah it sucks because I've a always wanted a wife,

510
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Speaker 4: but I've always wanted to be the provider where my

511
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Speaker 4: wife doesn't have to work, to be able to do

512
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Speaker 4: whatever she wants and take care.

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Speaker 3: Of the kids.

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Speaker 1: Say that until you're now that's true.

515
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Speaker 2: Well, the easiest way to avoid all that is just

516
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Speaker 2: don't get married. I'm doing on that. Yes, that's what

517
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Speaker 2: I've learned.

518
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Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone listening, Yeah, I'm divorced her don't have kids

519
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Speaker 1: from the divorce.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's true. There's a lot of things you could

521
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Speaker 2: take away, But I want to know what our listeners

522
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Speaker 2: have to say. Texting se do you agree with her?

523
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Speaker 2: Do you disagree.

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Speaker 1: Are you a stay at home mom currently filing?

525
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Speaker 4: Or do you want to stay at home husband with

526
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Speaker 4: you because we both stay at home.

527
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Speaker 1: Oh, that'll be healthy with no kids. Do you want

528
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Speaker 1: to be a stay at home dad with you?

529
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Speaker 3: Take care of me?

530
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Speaker 1: You're the child.

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Speaker 2: Phone taps coming up next.

532
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Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

533
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Speaker 2: I don't really consider myself a gamer, even though I

534
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 2: would totally crush Jose at most of the popular titles

535
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Speaker 2: out there. He is undefeated in Fortnite, when we played Halo,

536
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Speaker 2: Gears of War, Cat Conundrum three, Cursed of the Caressed Kittens.

537
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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: What's really what's not in your list?

539
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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't really get all of it, but

540
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Speaker 2: Jose does and that's why today he pranks a fellow

541
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Speaker 2: gamer who's been playing a lot of Fortnite lately. You're

542
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Speaker 2: gonna hear what happens in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 7: It's another.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 4: Hi, This is Kate McNown from the PlayStation Gaming Authority.

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Speaker 4: Is this justin Webb?

547
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Speaker 5: Yeah? Who is this?

548
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Speaker 4: My name's Kate from the PlayStation Gaming Authority. Your account

549
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 4: was recently flagged. Is your username dynamic disco for five?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? That's me, But I don't understand you're from the

551
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Speaker 5: gaming authority.

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Speaker 4: Do you recall playing Fortnite last Thursday in a gaming

553
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Speaker 4: party with squad members Rant for Rey, Ray Bananos, Thanos

554
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,360
Speaker 4: and troll Hunter two oh nine?

555
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Speaker 5: Uh, I'm not sure. I played Fortnite a lot.

556
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Speaker 3: Okay, so you realize that your squad mates were all teenagers.

557
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Speaker 5: I don't know. I jumped into a random squad's match.

558
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Speaker 5: I don't Okay, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the I didn't know what was wrong? Who I'm

560
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Speaker 3: playing with?

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Speaker 2: Excuse?

562
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 3: Got it?

563
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Speaker 2: What?

564
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:48,159
Speaker 7: All?

565
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Speaker 1: Right?

566
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Speaker 2: Well?

567
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Speaker 3: Do you remember when you were in Lonely Labs that

568
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Speaker 3: section of the map.

569
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Speaker 5: Sure, yeah, I mean, and you.

570
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Speaker 3: Were aggressively emoting.

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Speaker 5: That doesn't sound like me.

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Speaker 4: I don't the dances your character's hips were gyrating excessively

573
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Speaker 4: in the presence mind you of underaged players.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but what's the problem, Like, that's just part of

575
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Speaker 5: the game.

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00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 4: You just kept hitting the button over and over, dancing

577
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Speaker 4: dancing gyrate gyrate.

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Speaker 15: Huh?

579
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Speaker 3: You like dancing in front of kids.

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Speaker 5: It's a game, dude, it's not real life.

581
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Speaker 4: Well, the parents of these tweens saw what you were doing,

582
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,359
Speaker 4: and they did not call it dancing more like fornicating.

583
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Speaker 3: Okay, fortnitdicating.

584
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 5: If anything, this is ridiculous. I don't know what this is.

585
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 4: At this point, all three sets of parents complained, so

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00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 4: we do have to take action.

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Speaker 5: Complained about what I was just using the game how

588
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Speaker 5: it's supposed to be used. I don't understand.

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Speaker 4: Basically, here's your options. We can either ban you from

590
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Speaker 4: the network for six months.

591
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Speaker 5: Come on, people emote all over the map all the time.

592
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Speaker 4: You can fight it all you want, but we do

593
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,679
Speaker 4: have an online rehab center for your digital character, and

594
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Speaker 4: it's now a suspected pedophile in the game.

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Speaker 3: We don't like to use that word either.

596
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 5: I'm not a pedophile. What are you talking about.

597
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:05,880
Speaker 3: No, no, no, you're not a pedophile. Your character is.

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Speaker 5: My character is not a pedophile either. That doesn't make

599
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 5: any sense. I'm the character. The character is just me,

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Speaker 5: my avatar.

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Speaker 3: Calm down, You're not in the middle of a battle Royale.

602
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Speaker 5: Oh my god.

603
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Speaker 4: Every person who's accused of doing lud or lavicious acts

604
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Speaker 4: of the minor present has to have their character rehabilitated

605
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Speaker 4: if they'd like to gain access.

606
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:24,639
Speaker 3: Again.

607
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Speaker 5: I don't believe Macy, this has been sane. You cannot

608
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 5: lock much PlayStation account just because I use the game correctly.

609
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Speaker 4: Okay, well, if I use the game correctly, you mean

610
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 4: gyrating your hips in front of innocent tweens. Oh my god,

611
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Speaker 4: but I think we have different definitions.

612
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Speaker 5: Of the game.

613
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Speaker 1: Dude.

614
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Speaker 3: Here's what needs to happen for you to be reinstated.

615
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Speaker 4: It's eight one on one digital sessions where your avatar

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Speaker 4: meets with our digital therapists.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to create another account. This is nonsense. I

618
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Speaker 5: can't go with this, all.

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Speaker 4: Right, So I'm gonna mark down here that you're not

620
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Speaker 4: taking responsibility and avoiding the perversion problem.

621
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Speaker 5: I don't have a problem. You have a problem.

622
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Speaker 3: I'm also writing down.

623
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 4: He blamed and shamed a tech advisor that'll probably get

624
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Speaker 4: your band extended.

625
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 3: About what six months?

626
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Speaker 5: Do you seriously have nothing better to do with your

627
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 5: job than to come after people for dancing in a game.

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Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, I don't.

629
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Speaker 4: So either schedule your appointment with our digital therapist right now,

630
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 4: or we're done here.

631
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Speaker 5: No, I'm not gonna do that.

632
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll do that.

633
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Speaker 5: I was just dancing. You're allowed to floss in front

634
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Speaker 5: of another avatar.

635
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Speaker 4: It's funny you mentioned that that's exactly what your friend

636
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 4: Riley said when he floss in front of a senior citizen.

637
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 4: What and now his avatar's doing community service at a

638
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Speaker 4: SIMS Rest home.

639
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Speaker 5: Why you for playing the game.

640
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 4: Because he asked us to punish him, and also he

641
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 4: asked us to do this prank phone call on you.

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Speaker 5: Riley set me up hook, Yeah he did. Oh my gosh.

643
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Speaker 3: This is actually Julise for the radio show Brick and

644
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Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Man, we're doing a pu you.

646
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Speaker 4: Your buddy, Riley says, you guys are really addicted to

647
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 4: Fortnite lately, so he wanted to mess with you.

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00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 5: Man, I truly didn't know what you were talking about.

649
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Speaker 5: I didn't know what to say. I've never been accused

650
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Speaker 5: of being where around kids. That's so insane.

651
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Speaker 4: I mean, you don't have to press the dance button,

652
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Speaker 4: all right, You don't have you do it all the time, buddy.

653
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Speaker 5: Come on, I'm gonna press it all the time now,

654
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Speaker 5: just because I can't stand you.

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Speaker 9: I'm better not.

656
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Speaker 3: See you in a match where I'm reporting you. Brother.

657
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Speaker 5: Oh my god.

658
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Speaker 7: The weak up Every morning was funk Tabs weekday mornings

659
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Speaker 7: on the twenties, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Don't you think there should be a dating police squad

661
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Speaker 2: that like patrols the apps to make sure everybody's playing

662
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Speaker 2: by the rules of dating.

663
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Speaker 3: Oh man, there's rules.

664
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they're just unwritten rules, you know, because and

665
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Speaker 2: if they existed, Jose, you know, you probably would have

666
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Speaker 2: been booked by now. Really for violating Code seventeen Dash

667
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Speaker 2: four one too many sexy me sent in a twenty

668
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Speaker 2: four hour period?

669
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Speaker 1: Is there such a Yeah.

670
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 2: It makes sense, but one of our listeners admits she

671
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 2: definitely broke at least five unwritten laws of dating. Oh

672
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 2: my god, because she showed up looking nothing like her

673
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Speaker 2: dating profile photo.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that goes well.

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Speaker 2: But don't be too quick to judge here, because after

676
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Speaker 2: she told us why she did it, everybody in studio

677
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Speaker 2: burst out laughing. It's definitely one of the funniest things

678
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 2: we've heard somebody do to their date. You're gonna hear

679
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 2: it in your second date update, next second date up date.

680
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 2: I feel like this gets brought up a lot after

681
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 2: you match with someone online. How long should you wait

682
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 2: before meeting up with them? Two to three hours to minutes.

683
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 10: I feel like.

684
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 1: People typically do it like a week or two.

685
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm at your window right now. Can you open it?

686
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 2: I'll climb right in. I brought over some special juice

687
00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 2: for us to splin.

688
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 1: No, that sounds sketchy. I don't see any red flugs.

689
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 1: Weird d.

690
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not going to a weird one.

691
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 2: I'm just saying. The woman on the phone apparently isn't

692
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 2: quite as eager as some of us, because she waited

693
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 2: much much longer than two hours to meet up with

694
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 2: her guy. Her name is Gail. Gail, Welcome to the show.

695
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 3: Gail, three hours.

696
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 2: How long did you wait before you met up with

697
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 2: the guy from online?

698
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean we chatted on and off for like

699
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 10: a month before we actually went out.

700
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 1: Why why a month? I mean is that like something

701
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: you typically do.

702
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 10: I guess. I mean that we didn't like chat every day,

703
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 10: and I had like some work stuff going on, and

704
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 10: I feel like it took him a while to ask

705
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 10: me out.

706
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 1: And after you talk for a month, is there a

707
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 1: lot of anxiety going into that first meeting because you've

708
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 1: you've invested quite a bit of time at that point.

709
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean a little bert I was more excited.

710
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what the special juice is for that.

711
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 1: Keep you loose flex.

712
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:07,959
Speaker 4: I think a lot of people know what you mean,

713
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 4: because also the longer you talk, the more you have

714
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 4: gotten to know each other and form chemistry.

715
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 1: So it's kind of Oh, I would be worried that

716
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 1: I'd run out of things to say when I finally met.

717
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 1: Has already covered everything.

718
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 2: I mean, what do you talk about with a guy

719
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 2: for a month?

720
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 10: I don't know, Like what we're doing TV shows, We're

721
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 10: watching stuff going on at work?

722
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, drama.

723
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 10: The weird thing he kept like bringing up. He kept saying, like, oh,

724
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 10: you seem so mature for your age. Uh, Like he

725
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 10: said it like three separate occasions.

726
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 2: Is that a compliment or a diss?

727
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 10: I don't know.

728
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 3: I mean depends on how old you are. Are you

729
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 3: like twenty.

730
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 10: One or twenty five?

731
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I could kind of see that.

732
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean twenty five, you could go either way

733
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 1: for sure. Is he an older guy?

734
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 2: Is that?

735
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: Why?

736
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 10: Yeah?

737
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 2: What did he mean by that?

738
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 10: Now he's like a couple of years older. I mean,

739
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 10: I don't know. Maybe it's the way I cock or

740
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 10: like I correct grammar. I don't know.

741
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:04,959
Speaker 5: I don't like.

742
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 2: Maybe in fact, your name is Gail.

743
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 1: But okay, so it sounds to me like he meant

744
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: it as a compliment.

745
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,439
Speaker 10: I mean, I guess. And then at one point he

746
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 10: asked me how old I really was, with like a

747
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 10: smiley face, like as if I was lying on my

748
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 10: profile or something. I don't know.

749
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 5: I thought it was kind of rude.

750
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,479
Speaker 4: It could be a joke though, where you know, would

751
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 4: tell me the real age?

752
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 3: Make you laugh?

753
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, because he's looking at your pictures, like,

754
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 1: I mean, it's all based on photos, Like it'd be like, uh,

755
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 1: thank you.

756
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,799
Speaker 2: No, Well, no, they've been talking a few weeks though,

757
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 2: so they have that familiarity. What did you say to them?

758
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 10: I said, you'll have to meet me to find out?

759
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 1: Was it right after? Like the conversation about your high cholesterol?

760
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: Is that? What year old?

761
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 2: So what did you end up doing for your date?

762
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 7: So?

763
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 10: Yeah, we made plans to get dinner, and because I'm hilarious,

764
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 10: I decided to show up in an old lady costume.

765
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 2: I love, just to troll him for asking how old

766
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 2: you were.

767
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: You would Yeah, you went in full costume, the whole thing.

768
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:16,880
Speaker 10: I got a white wig, I wore this like flowery dress,

769
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 10: a flower, I had a cane.

770
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,839
Speaker 2: What did Jonathan think when you showed up looking like that?

771
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 10: He was like finishing a conversation on the phone, and

772
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 10: he like looked confused as to why, like I was

773
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 10: approaching him and I was, you know, I committed to

774
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:39,840
Speaker 10: the bin and I was like, oh, hello, Jonathan, this

775
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:44,359
Speaker 10: is Gil's amazing.

776
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 3: What was his reaction?

777
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 10: I mean he freaked out and then I like immediately

778
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 10: like took off the wig and was laughing, was like,

779
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 10: this is a joke. I'm just kidding, and I was like,

780
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 10: poke fun at you.

781
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 2: And I'm a little older than I said, Oh, that's

782
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 2: really funny.

783
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:05,320
Speaker 10: Actually did he laugh so much once he like figured

784
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,800
Speaker 10: out it was actually me? He was He was like, Okay,

785
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 10: this is funny, and we joked about it. I like

786
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 10: ordered a prune juice to you.

787
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,760
Speaker 2: I think it was that was kind of funny at first,

788
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 2: that you don't want to over commit to being like

789
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 2: a regular outfit underneath.

790
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:24,799
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, it's not very hot.

791
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 10: I had like a cute dress on, and okay, and.

792
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 1: They were at the pancake house at four o'clock.

793
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,879
Speaker 2: Really going in on it. I mean, other than that,

794
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 2: was there anything weird or awkward that happened while you

795
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 2: were at the restaurant.

796
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 10: I mean, conversation was good. I did kind of slip

797
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 10: up a couple of times and I accidentally called him

798
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 10: my ex's name.

799
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 7: Oh, what's your name, Jared?

800
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 1: Oh that's I could see that to my ex name

801
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:58,280
Speaker 1: is Jonathan.

802
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 10: You didn't know that that was my x his name.

803
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 10: He just like corrected me and he was like, no,

804
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,359
Speaker 10: it's Josh. And I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry.

805
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 5: I don't know why, but.

806
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 1: Oh that was That's a good cover though, that you

807
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: didn't delve into Oh I keep calling it I thinks

808
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 1: it's name wrong multiple times. That's so rude.

809
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 4: I think a lot of people would think, like, oh,

810
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 4: she must be going on a lot of dates.

811
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 3: Then if I'm just like, which one are you?

812
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 7: Yeah?

813
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 1: But isn't that like competition for guys? Like, oh, a

814
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 1: lot of people want to some guy.

815
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 3: I would probably just cry, guys, give her a break.

816
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:30,320
Speaker 2: She's a senior citizen. So how did you end things

817
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:31,319
Speaker 2: with Jonathan that night?

818
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 10: I mean we had a good date. There was a

819
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 10: little kiss.

820
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:37,800
Speaker 2: Did you take your teeth out before the kisser?

821
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,359
Speaker 10: I don't know. We've been like talking, but it's more

822
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 10: like friendly and he hasn't asked me out again. Okay,

823
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,760
Speaker 10: well I don't know how he's feeling.

824
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 2: I mean, well, we can find out exactly how he's feeling. Oh,

825
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 2: it's a good place, ye by using this old tiny

826
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 2: landline that we have in.

827
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 1: Studio, the numbers, Jeffery, we're.

828
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 2: Gonna we're gonna do the roto dial on this. Yeah,

829
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 2: and we're gonna get your second date update right after this.

830
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 2: Thank you, we said right after that, go fall asleep.

831
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 2: Coming up next second. We gotta knock out this second

832
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 2: date quick so we can make it over to the

833
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 2: community room and watch People's Court. I've seen this episode before,

834
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:31,800
Speaker 2: Judge Judge Waffner is gonna give it to him this time.

835
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:36,399
Speaker 2: Let's go down, teach you to jaywalk and throw him

836
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,320
Speaker 2: in the slammer.

837
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 1: Okay, it is down.

838
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 12: It is eight am.

839
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,800
Speaker 3: About get out of here. It's almost nipped done.

840
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 2: Let's bring it up because our listener Gail, who is

841
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 2: twenty five years old by the way, decided to prank

842
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 2: her date Jonathan by showing up to dinner dressed as

843
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 2: a little old granny. Why did she do that? Because

844
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 2: he kept saying she seems so mature during their aw

845
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:03,359
Speaker 2: line chats and even asked how old are you really?

846
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,760
Speaker 2: And so decided to prank him with the old lady

847
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:09,359
Speaker 2: costume and the date went really well, minus the part

848
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 2: where she called him her ex's name a couple of times.

849
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:13,839
Speaker 1: But they still shared a cute kiss at the end.

850
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,360
Speaker 2: I didn't hear cute kiss. I just heard kiss. I

851
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 2: don't know what was.

852
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 16: It, Gail.

853
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 1: What was the kiss was a little kiss, A little

854
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 1: little okay.

855
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, like as tightly puckered lips as you can get.

856
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 1: Maybe that's not sexy. Maybe that's more grandma style. That's

857
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: a problem.

858
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,880
Speaker 2: Maybe you leaned a little bit too hard into the

859
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 2: grandma thing and it kind of turned him off.

860
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 1: You could have to go with pigtails next time and

861
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 1: a schoolgirl outfit.

862
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 2: I mean, what do you think, Gail?

863
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:45,839
Speaker 10: I really have no idea why. And I just if

864
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 10: it is, like if he like snooped around and like

865
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 10: found out that's my ex is Jared, I just would

866
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,760
Speaker 10: want a chance to explain myself and apologize.

867
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 1: Oh, because you didn't tell him that it was your

868
00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:58,719
Speaker 1: ex's name.

869
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 10: No, but you know, I really don't know.

870
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 2: Well, let's ask him what The real deal was I'm

871
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 2: gonna call his number right now and we're gonna do it.

872
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 2: That's how I say it on the radio. That's really

873
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 2: let's do this. Hello, Hey is this Jonathan? Uh?

874
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 12: Yeah? Who is this?

875
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:32,839
Speaker 2: I don't believe you that you're Jonathan Now.

876
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: I can't believe he didn't go in with the old

877
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,360
Speaker 1: man voice. I thought for sure that we're going to

878
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 1: hear Alan Winterbottom.

879
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 12: That's like, old man, what's up? Actually?

880
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 6: What did you say?

881
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 2: You're happy now? Brooke anyway?

882
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 12: Uh, I'm a little confused, but I'm good.

883
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 2: No, we're doing something with you right now, Jonathan. You're

884
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 2: on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning on a second date. Update.

885
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 12: I don't those words mean nothing to me. I don't

886
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 12: know what you're talking what you're talking about.

887
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,399
Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't really know what I'm talking about either.

888
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 3: But we're our radio show and we're on.

889
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,399
Speaker 12: A task right I'm on the radio right now.

890
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: Yeah cool?

891
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 2: Say hello to the listeners we have Hey, Hey, they

892
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 2: say hi back, trust me. Anyway, we were trying to

893
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 2: get some help for one of our listeners named Gail,

894
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 2: who you went out on a date with recently.

895
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 12: Ok, yeah, yeah, I remember Gail.

896
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,840
Speaker 1: Okay, she sounds pretty funny. Did you think she was fun?

897
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 5: Yeah?

898
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 12: You know, it was a It was a cute date,

899
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 12: you know. I mean yeah, I like her. She's cool.

900
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 1: Oh that's good.

901
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:54,799
Speaker 2: Good. We did hear about your date, because she told

902
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 2: us that you went to a restaurant and she was

903
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 2: dressed up as an old grandma.

904
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 12: She told you that.

905
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was funny. We all laughed.

906
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,359
Speaker 12: Yeah, it was. It was definitely interesting.

907
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:09,359
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't you didn't like the joke.

908
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 12: It's not that I didn't like it. I kind of

909
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,799
Speaker 12: don't know how to tell her. This is gonna I'm

910
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,800
Speaker 12: just gonna come out it's good. This is gonna sound weird.

911
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 2: I think she understands that something odd is going on

912
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 2: because she told us, you guys haven't really reconnected very

913
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 2: much after the date happened, right Like.

914
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 1: It's more, it felt like it moved into the friend zone,

915
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:34,359
Speaker 1: she said.

916
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 2: And so she's ready to hear whatever the reason is

917
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 2: for that. But she'd just like to get a little closure.

918
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 1: 're mab me fix it.

919
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 12: I can definitely offer closure, okay, But after the date

920
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 12: something changed. I mean, well, okay, I got in my

921
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 12: car and I was driving home and all of a

922
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 12: sudd and I couldn't help but realize that I was

923
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 12: more attractive to her as the grandma.

924
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:11,319
Speaker 1: Oh wait when she was dressed up.

925
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 12: Yeah, and I didn't know how. I didn't know how

926
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:19,439
Speaker 12: to feel about it. Yeah, it just it just did

927
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:20,319
Speaker 12: something for me.

928
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:26,439
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, what what about it was more attractive to you?

929
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,319
Speaker 12: I don't know, I don't know. It just uh, it

930
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 12: unlocks something. I guess. I think it was there's something

931
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 12: about the way her voice.

932
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,280
Speaker 1: I don't know, grandma voice.

933
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:42,440
Speaker 12: I liked the maturity. I liked the prune juice. I

934
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:46,320
Speaker 12: don't know it was. It just seemed like this seemed

935
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,320
Speaker 12: like she knew what she was doing. And I found

936
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 12: that a really hot.

937
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 2: I've heard of big D energy, but not big G energy,

938
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 2: big grandma energy. You're into that.

939
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 12: It's not so much the grandma bang. It's just like

940
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 12: the older woman stuff. I mean, like a.

941
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 1: Woman in charge, a woman who just makes decisions.

942
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 12: Yeah, makes decisions, tells me what to do?

943
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 2: You know, hearing Brooks talk to you right now, it

944
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,839
Speaker 2: is definitely handed.

945
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:28,359
Speaker 1: Okay, it's got a gray hair. I don't have great hair, Alexis.

946
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 15: I don't know.

947
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 12: It makes me feel taken care of.

948
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, she sounds like a confident woman. It doesn't

949
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 1: sound like you should shut the door on it.

950
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:42,480
Speaker 12: Yeah, but there's more. Well, after the date, I went

951
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 12: back online, and I've been talking to more mature woman.

952
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,280
Speaker 12: I bumped it. I bumped it up a little.

953
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:56,839
Speaker 2: Oh god, I mean, no judgment, but I'm just I'm

954
00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 2: trying to think of how Gail must feel he all

955
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 2: of this right now.

956
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:05,440
Speaker 12: Well, I was hoping you all would tell wait, oh,

957
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:06,359
Speaker 12: what do you mean?

958
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 1: Yeah?

959
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do I mean? I mean, Gail's actually on

960
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,800
Speaker 2: the other line right now listening.

961
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 8: Oh uh Gail, Yeah, Hey, hi Jonathan.

962
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like you guys have a lot to

963
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 2: talk about here.

964
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 10: Yeah.

965
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,879
Speaker 12: Look, I mean you're cool and all, but I'm there's

966
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 12: something that date. It just made me realize I want

967
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:34,320
Speaker 12: someone older.

968
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 10: I'm just confused, and it's kind of shocked. I don't

969
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 10: really have to say, like you want you want someone

970
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 10: I'm fifty years older than you?

971
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:45,319
Speaker 17: Like?

972
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 5: Is that why you kept up?

973
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 12: Oh, exactly fifty would be great.

974
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,840
Speaker 1: Wait, fifty years older or exactly fifty.

975
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 12: Years exactly fifty years old?

976
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,839
Speaker 2: Yoh, okay, that's the sweet spot for him.

977
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 1: I mean again, it is a good age for women.

978
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:03,399
Speaker 1: I'm out there.

979
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:06,799
Speaker 12: It is a good age for women. Some of the

980
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 12: people I'm talking to online are amazing.

981
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 2: What about what about the woman you're talking to on

982
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:14,880
Speaker 2: the phone line right now.

983
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 12: Gail, you're gayl You're great.

984
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:19,800
Speaker 5: It's not like I don't.

985
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:22,879
Speaker 12: It's not like I don't like you. It's just I'm

986
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:25,920
Speaker 12: I don't see us in a in a relationship.

987
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 1: He wants to be with someone who can't have pregnancy scares, because.

988
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:34,360
Speaker 12: Some woman get pregnant at fifty, it's possible.

989
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 2: I'd love to hear what you're thinking right now.

990
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 10: I mean, I guess, I guess I'm kind of like

991
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:48,359
Speaker 10: offended that you thought I was more attractive when I

992
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 10: had a wig on and glasses.

993
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 12: And it's not that I'm not attracted to you, Okay,

994
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 12: it's just like you're too young for me.

995
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 2: That ever on the show, I.

996
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 10: Guess I'm glad I could assist in you figuring out

997
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 10: your stuff.

998
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go.

999
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:12,760
Speaker 2: It was a very mature thing for you to say.

1000
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,200
Speaker 10: Twenty five years old, I am mature.

1001
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 12: I'm excited to see you turn into the mature woman.

1002
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 2: Okay, lot before farther, but I am going to ask

1003
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:31,319
Speaker 2: kind of a weird question, would you be interested in

1004
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:34,720
Speaker 2: going out with Gail one more time if she dressed

1005
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 2: up as the old lady again.

1006
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 1: I don't know that Cayle's volunteered.

1007
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:40,879
Speaker 12: Just the voice would be good.

1008
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 2: Oh, Jail, how about you give him a little flavor

1009
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 2: right now.

1010
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 10: I don't think it's going to work out.

1011
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 2: Kind of did it for me too? What?

1012
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 12: Okay, so you're feeling what I'm feeling.

1013
00:47:57,239 --> 00:48:06,319
Speaker 2: That I'm getting flashes? I amok Jeffrey in the morning. Well,

1014
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 2: if this is a trend, I think it bodes very

1015
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:17,239
Speaker 2: well for somebody in this room, Alexis, because now your

1016
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 2: mom will be hit on by more of.

1017
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 1: Your Please don't think my mom is twenty five.

1018
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 2: We should have hooked Jonathan up with Alexis' mom.

1019
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 3: It would have been perfect.

1020
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:32,359
Speaker 1: It's always good to hear though. It's nothing you did.

1021
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, the only thing she could have done

1022
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 1: to fix it was just to wait, wait till she got.

1023
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 2: Old, or you know, invented a time machine and aged

1024
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 2: herself by thirty years and then gone back.

1025
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,800
Speaker 1: Opposite of botox, project yourself with wrinkles.

1026
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:49,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, call it motox, but yeah, really no chance for

1027
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 2: her in that one, nothing she could have done, but a.

1028
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:53,879
Speaker 1: Big self discovery for him.

1029
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, she helped him.

1030
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 2: Something good did come out of this. And if you

1031
00:48:58,080 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 2: ever want to get a second date up that you

1032
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 2: can always email. The show will help you out. And

1033
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 2: if you want to catch up on all of our

1034
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 2: second dates, they're up on our podcast wherever you get

1035
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 2: your podcasts at Brook and Jeffrey Day. What the podcast?

1036
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:16,760
Speaker 11: Yeah, he's that a new fancy fishing rud technique thereat year.

1037
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1038
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 2: I was on eBay the other day when I came

1039
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 2: across something surprising. It was a listing of somebody selling

1040
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 2: my chest hair?

1041
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 3: What yours else?

1042
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 1: Your chest hair?

1043
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:38,319
Speaker 2: I could think of a few ways normally something like

1044
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:42,360
Speaker 2: that would flatter me, except that this had zero bids.

1045
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:47,480
Speaker 1: Expected more well, I actually somehow expected less.

1046
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 2: Right underneath me?

1047
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:49,399
Speaker 3: What do I see?

1048
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:49,839
Speaker 12: Uh?

1049
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 2: Sure enough Brook is selling her chest hair over twenty

1050
00:49:55,520 --> 00:50:00,160
Speaker 2: bids on hers Wow from a guy named Randy. Sure

1051
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 2: I did some research. Turns out Randy is Brook's cousin

1052
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 2: apparently didn't get enough of her hair at the family reunion.

1053
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 9: It's a lot, man, I mean, I'm used to you teazy,

1054
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 9: but now I have chest hair.

1055
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:24,759
Speaker 2: The good thing is I nearly has family supporting her

1056
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 2: in all of her endeavors, and that's working for it.

1057
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 1: I can guarantee you my mom's gonna bit.

1058
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 2: Luckily for me. The people who listen to this radio

1059
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:36,279
Speaker 2: show I consider my family. So I expect everyone in

1060
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:38,920
Speaker 2: my family to step up and listen to my brand

1061
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:39,919
Speaker 2: new song of the week.

1062
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 1: Okay, chest hair included or not included?

1063
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 2: Well, add an extra fee for Okay, it's coming up

1064
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:49,680
Speaker 2: right after this. It is time for my song of

1065
00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 2: the week.

1066
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:53,799
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you look dressed for something. I don't know

1067
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 1: if it's that well.

1068
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 2: I don't know if you've noticed, but where we live

1069
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 2: it's pretty cold.

1070
00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, you can't.

1071
00:50:59,120 --> 00:50:59,800
Speaker 3: It's freezing.

1072
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:03,920
Speaker 2: I checked the map, you know, the weather channel map

1073
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:07,920
Speaker 2: of the interactive of the whole place. Apparently it's freezing

1074
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:09,719
Speaker 2: cold everywhere. It doesn't matter where you are.

1075
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:13,760
Speaker 1: Jeffrey's literally in a parka right now with a wolf

1076
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 1: a wolf scarf and big gloves that you can't even

1077
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 1: move your fingers in. Why you don't play it instrument?

1078
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 2: I'm still feeling it though, still shivering a little bit

1079
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,879
Speaker 2: with all this on and if it's not cold where

1080
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:28,719
Speaker 2: you are, then it's probably gonna be in the next

1081
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 2: few days. Just listen to this guy from Miami, Florida

1082
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,160
Speaker 2: who's standing on a beach.

1083
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:37,400
Speaker 16: Fourteen to trucky two inches a.

1084
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:43,399
Speaker 2: Snow even he's cold. Man and man, whenever you've had

1085
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 2: that conversation before with somebody where you asked him, are

1086
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 2: you a warm weather person? Are you a cold weather person?

1087
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 2: How many people say that they prefer the cold weather?

1088
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 9: Honestly, just massakiss Yeah, I mean less than one percent

1089
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 9: would say those people are provo believe serial killers who

1090
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 9: like it that way.

1091
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:06,280
Speaker 2: But once again, here we are, it's happening. The news

1092
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 2: is reporting the coldest, most dangerous winter of all time

1093
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 2: in recorded history.

1094
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:13,160
Speaker 1: They're not wrong.

1095
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 2: I mean this time, I actually believe it because just

1096
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 2: the other day I was trying to get to my

1097
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 2: car and I slipped and ate it five separate times.

1098
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 2: I have never had my driveway be that completely I stove.

1099
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:26,720
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.

1100
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 1: Jeffrey told me this story the other day and he's like,

1101
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 1: I could have taken the hill or the stairs. I'm like,

1102
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 1: what did you do? And he's like, I tried ball, Yeah.

1103
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 2: I did so I had to climb over like a

1104
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 2: retaining wall with the garden on it just to reach

1105
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 2: my car.

1106
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 1: All I want is a ring camera video.

1107
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:47,400
Speaker 2: But right now it is just so miserably horribly cold.

1108
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 2: The only way to warm us up is by brewing

1109
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:55,240
Speaker 2: a hot mug of parody song. And that's why instead

1110
00:52:55,239 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 2: of doing Avril Levine's big hit so complicated, Jeffrey's refrigerated.

1111
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna point, even though I can't really point.

1112
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:07,319
Speaker 2: I'll just throw my hand up.

1113
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 1: When I'm there are very useful gloves a boxer point.

1114
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:20,880
Speaker 2: This morning in arctic blast sweeping the country.

1115
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 16: Millions waking up, the dangerously low temperature.

1116
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:27,319
Speaker 3: Why do I have to be here to describe snowfall?

1117
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 1: It's pretty self explanatory.

1118
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 2: Freaked out because it's for below. Where did global warming go?

1119
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:40,920
Speaker 2: Dressed like that kid from Christmas Story? Yeah, I'm randy.

1120
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 2: These hands can't feel where they are skin blue like

1121
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:52,440
Speaker 2: an avatar. Get where Lincoln Park was coming from? Because

1122
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:56,520
Speaker 2: I'm so numb, cold as an elf, I Doffree's. All

1123
00:53:56,880 --> 00:54:00,840
Speaker 2: the peas in the back are having a laugh. May canceled.

1124
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:06,880
Speaker 16: School used to be cooled me, but lately gotta why'd

1125
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:11,240
Speaker 16: you go and try in the world repgerate and stepped

1126
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 16: outside and icicles. They nearly got my head teeth campetated.

1127
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 16: The colt goes right through thermo sucks winter cross spraying

1128
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:23,320
Speaker 16: mace on my face and my chest just to feel

1129
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 16: a little he because you pull the please and coffee drinks,

1130
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 16: the still you gotta buy me shake and.

1131
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 2: So so cold, o long frozen, worse than Elsa's house.

1132
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 2: Ice flows from my water spouse. Can't you keep blizzards

1133
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:48,280
Speaker 2: where they should be at dairy Queen? Like Jack Dawson

1134
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:52,920
Speaker 2: when he throws no thanks to his girlfriend Rose, my

1135
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 2: spouse sleeps with fourteen blankets on and leaves me none

1136
00:54:58,239 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 2: and ran for the mail.

1137
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:03,359
Speaker 18: Slimp d nfl a sprang bo a napple water bead

1138
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:04,240
Speaker 18: broke my back.

1139
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 2: I tried to with tooth but chipped off a tooth ez.

1140
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 16: Freezing a worry that a couple toes econoy amputation.

1141
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:18,960
Speaker 4: Been wondering if it's possible to thaw myself out with

1142
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 4: a light cremation to frost.

1143
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 17: This hard too, because my cot doesn't start out of

1144
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:28,279
Speaker 17: lunch because it's stuck in the snow. Dropping two nine

1145
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:33,200
Speaker 17: knees sheet shoveling and crumbling and yellowing out for sent potation.

1146
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:42,680
Speaker 16: Snow you low shrunkkin zones down low.

1147
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:48,640
Speaker 18: I'm can do mode because high dow cole. What's that

1148
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:53,800
Speaker 18: statue on the floor? Just my frozen labrador.

1149
00:55:54,280 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 2: He's my little cryogenic pup, my Stanley cup. Cryings of fail,

1150
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:04,240
Speaker 2: my tears turned to hail, my teeth start to clack,

1151
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:07,800
Speaker 2: a jaw twak attack. So cold in the roost, chickens

1152
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 2: run in the kay gap.

1153
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 16: See Chrisby walking down the streets kind of feeling like

1154
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:19,840
Speaker 16: big escape and slips and falls and an accident and injury.

1155
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:22,120
Speaker 18: A turn he EVI lid a gate.

1156
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 16: And just one big ice lout in the stuff.

1157
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 2: Had to cuff nine one one for some help. I

1158
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 2: was stuck because my.

1159
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 17: Butt got froze to porcelain.

1160
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 2: And human skins are terrible consondation.

1161
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 16: O't no, how's it even colder than the weather guy

1162
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:42,320
Speaker 16: has the maid at that time?

1163
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:44,680
Speaker 5: I'll just crawl into the other and mich a.

1164
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:46,319
Speaker 3: Baby staying in ain't you ay?

1165
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:50,400
Speaker 2: And my winter bedroom curtains trust.

1166
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:53,400
Speaker 17: Peters one link in fire lips, which you said, but

1167
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:57,320
Speaker 17: I still feel chills and tragically the cooling man's guts

1168
00:56:57,400 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 17: got glazed teas and snow coned.

1169
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 1: Bro And you gave me so many good ideas for

1170
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 1: staying warm. A little mace on everybody would feel good.

1171
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 1: It's not a bad idea.

1172
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, put your comforter in the oven. I bet it's

1173
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 2: actually really cozy in there.

1174
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 4: My favorite part it never happened in a song the

1175
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:23,920
Speaker 4: week before was when you just shivered for a little bit.

1176
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:26,840
Speaker 3: It was so cool.

1177
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:32,160
Speaker 2: That was unplaying as cool as a guest actually text

1178
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 2: in seventy eight five nine, tell us what you thought

1179
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 2: about the song of the week. If your fingers actually work.

1180
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 1: For texting, that is, you can do text to speech.

1181
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:42,240
Speaker 2: You can also check out the video up on all

1182
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,400
Speaker 2: of our socials at Brook and Jeffrey and find all

1183
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:49,880
Speaker 2: the lyrics. Then try and stay warm. If you can't, everybody,

1184
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:51,000
Speaker 2: we're going to do a phone.

1185
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:53,000
Speaker 7: Tap brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1186
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:57,840
Speaker 2: Text to seventy five nine two says hey, jeff and Brook,

1187
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:00,480
Speaker 2: did you guys ever think that winter is like a

1188
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 2: bad breakup. It's cold, you're shivering, and you keep wondering

1189
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:09,720
Speaker 2: when it's finally gonna be over. Okay, if you missed

1190
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:11,760
Speaker 2: it instead of singing April Levine's big hit from two

1191
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 2: thousand and two, so complicated. I did my own version

1192
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 2: called Refrigerated because it is freaking cold out there, if

1193
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:23,640
Speaker 2: you haven't noticed, and everybody's having to deal with it. Workers, kids, families,

1194
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:26,600
Speaker 2: radio show hosts who fall down the Ricey driveway ten

1195
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:28,720
Speaker 2: times before trying to get into their car our base.

1196
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 2: It's a problem for everyone, and we're hearing a lot

1197
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:32,640
Speaker 2: of feedback. Brook, what's up?

1198
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 1: Oh, this one's sad. Someone texted in. I just booked

1199
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 1: a tropical vacation to the Bahamas, leaving tomorrow. I was

1200
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 1: so excited. Then looked at the weather report. Apparently my

1201
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:46,040
Speaker 1: airport is supposed to get two feet of snow overnight.

1202
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:50,120
Speaker 1: Oh can I drive to the Bahamas?

1203
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:51,280
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1204
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 2: Sure, give it a try. I'm sure that'll work. Fuck

1205
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:56,680
Speaker 2: if you miss the doll. If you want to hear

1206
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 2: it again, song's gonna be up at the Brook and

1207
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:01,360
Speaker 2: Jeffer YouTube page, on our Facebook, Insta and our TikTok

1208
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 2: all of it at Brook.

1209
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 7: And Jeffrey, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1210
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:16,320
Speaker 2: All right, Brook, new day, new game, new mentality, new player,

1211
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 2: You're going to be taken on her name is Jessica

1212
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:21,320
Speaker 2: from Samish. Hello, Jessica, Hi there.

1213
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:24,600
Speaker 1: What's new about you today? Jessica? New pair of underwear

1214
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:25,240
Speaker 1: on today?

1215
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:30,320
Speaker 15: No, I'm not doing great on my New Year's resolutions.

1216
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 15: That changed out of my pajamas before noon at least

1217
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:33,480
Speaker 15: three days a weekday.

1218
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaker 1: Okay, well, oh wow, so we can't expect much of

1219
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:38,720
Speaker 1: our show.

1220
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:40,640
Speaker 3: You can fail of that one. That sounds fun.

1221
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:42,160
Speaker 2: Actually, all right, We're gonna send Brook out of the

1222
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:44,160
Speaker 2: studio while that happens. Jessica, you know the game's played.

1223
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:46,440
Speaker 2: You have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.

1224
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:48,160
Speaker 2: If you don't know when, you could say pass. But

1225
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:50,720
Speaker 2: you have to be brooke outright to win. Are you ready?

1226
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:51,640
Speaker 6: I am?

1227
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:55,080
Speaker 2: All right? Good luck? Your time starts now. In nineteen

1228
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 2: oh eight, on this day, what president declared the Grand

1229
00:59:57,640 --> 01:00:01,480
Speaker 2: Canyon a national monument? Was it McKinley Roosevelt or Taft.

1230
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:03,280
Speaker 7: Roosevelt?

1231
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 2: What dessert topping is simply made of egg whites and

1232
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 2: sugar whipped together?

1233
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:09,520
Speaker 15: Man?

1234
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:12,480
Speaker 2: Does the human heart weigh more or less than one pound?

1235
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:13,880
Speaker 7: More?

1236
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:18,920
Speaker 2: Which famed university is home to the fighting Irish Notre Dame?

1237
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 2: A cork, a double and a double bowl are all

1238
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:26,880
Speaker 2: terms you'd hear associated with what game start? All right?

1239
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,960
Speaker 2: Got that in? We're going to bring Brooke back into

1240
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:31,760
Speaker 2: the studio. And what else do you have planned for

1241
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:33,160
Speaker 2: the new year, Jessica? For yourself?

1242
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:38,320
Speaker 15: My birthdays on Groundhog's Day? So that's about what I'm

1243
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 15: looking forward for now.

1244
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 2: Isn't that like April or something?

1245
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:40,760
Speaker 17: No?

1246
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:42,520
Speaker 1: I think it's February. When's your birthday?

1247
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:43,360
Speaker 15: February?

1248
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:43,720
Speaker 7: Second?

1249
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:44,160
Speaker 1: There you go?

1250
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:45,960
Speaker 2: Oh, there you go, the.

1251
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:48,320
Speaker 1: Only one on it. When it comes to ground Hunt.

1252
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:51,720
Speaker 3: Show, you get to celebrate your birthday again.

1253
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:52,000
Speaker 1: Oh?

1254
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:53,280
Speaker 2: I like that, you know what I'm saying?

1255
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:54,240
Speaker 1: That edition?

1256
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 7: All right?

1257
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:55,960
Speaker 2: Brooke?

1258
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:56,200
Speaker 10: Do it?

1259
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:57,320
Speaker 2: You see your turn? You ready?

1260
01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:57,640
Speaker 1: Yep?

1261
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:00,480
Speaker 2: Your time starts now on nights, you know, eight on

1262
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 2: this day? What president declared the Grand Canyon a national monument?

1263
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:08,400
Speaker 2: Is it McKinley Roosevelt or Taft Roosevelt? What dessert topping

1264
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:11,040
Speaker 2: is simply made of egg whites and sugar whipped together.

1265
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:14,800
Speaker 2: Does the human heart weigh more or less than one pound?

1266
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:16,240
Speaker 1: Uh more?

1267
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:20,240
Speaker 2: Which famed university is home to the fighting Irish Notre Dame.

1268
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:22,920
Speaker 2: A cork, a double and a double bull are all

1269
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:27,280
Speaker 2: terms you'd hear associated with what game pass? What car

1270
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 2: company makes the Acona line man Oldswagen? All right, answers

1271
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 2: are in. We're going to the scoreboard to check out

1272
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:37,240
Speaker 2: how you did with jose Ojeez, look at the button.

1273
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:40,480
Speaker 12: Yeah, he must work out.

1274
01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:45,640
Speaker 3: Jessica, you got four correct today.

1275
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:48,600
Speaker 2: Come in with a flyer in yours.

1276
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:52,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, and your old dundees and brook it's.

1277
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:54,400
Speaker 3: Not in Pj's, but also in old bundies.

1278
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:56,440
Speaker 7: Only three.

1279
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:04,800
Speaker 1: Put it down, and a maniacal laugh on top of

1280
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:07,800
Speaker 1: it all. Jessica, that hurt got job.

1281
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:10,360
Speaker 2: All right, let's go over the answers here. In nineteen

1282
01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:14,280
Speaker 2: oh eight, President Teddy Roosevelt declared the Grand Canyon a

1283
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:17,360
Speaker 2: national monument. The dessert topping made of egg whites and

1284
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:19,919
Speaker 2: sugar whiped together. That's meringue. You guys both got that one.

1285
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:23,720
Speaker 2: The human heart weighs less than one pound. Men's weigh

1286
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:26,200
Speaker 2: average of ten ounces. Women's are eight ounces.

1287
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:28,160
Speaker 1: My heart's so big, though, that weighs more.

1288
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:32,200
Speaker 2: Doctor, Get that checked out. The famed university homes of

1289
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:35,080
Speaker 2: the fighting Irish is notre dame. A cork, a double

1290
01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:37,600
Speaker 2: and a double bull are all associated with darts. A

1291
01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:40,080
Speaker 2: double bull is a double bull's eye. A cork also

1292
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:42,280
Speaker 2: refers to like the material that it's made out of.

1293
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:45,000
Speaker 2: Think of it and the car company that makes the

1294
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:46,800
Speaker 2: Econo Line van that would be four.

1295
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:49,800
Speaker 1: I knew that too. That's where I went wrong.

1296
01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 2: So shoot, Jessica New Year, you have a new one

1297
01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:57,480
Speaker 2: hundred dollars bill common g from brook And just for

1298
01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:59,560
Speaker 2: being here, we're giving you a pair of tickets to

1299
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:03,680
Speaker 2: see our b Sensation Joe performed live at the Emerald

1300
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:06,080
Speaker 2: Queen Casino on January sixteenth.

1301
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:08,840
Speaker 15: Hey, thanks so much, love you guys, Thank.

1302
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:10,439
Speaker 2: You for playing. We'll be back to play win Brooks

1303
01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:13,560
Speaker 2: Bucks same time on Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the

1304
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:14,000
Speaker 2: morning