WEBVTT - Your Daughter Bit My Son

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Call what you got for us? Nap? You want me

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<v Speaker 1>to be stupid? Like what y'all want? What level you

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<v Speaker 1>want today? Go to the highst It's not that we

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<v Speaker 1>want you to be a sweet affected because you are. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what I tell it. Give us your level two.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's let's see what that is. Oh, you want him

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<v Speaker 1>to go? Hold on, let me recoup you want it

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<v Speaker 1>to yeah, I'll pull it to watch ten. Okay, let

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<v Speaker 1>me detect to him. I'm gonna pull a tooth for

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<v Speaker 1>you know, watching this level two? Yeah, you will see

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<v Speaker 1>if you ever want to ask for teen. Okay, you're

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<v Speaker 1>schooling me, okay, Steve on the stupidity, the levels of it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm a little and if he's listening, watch me work, baby.

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<v Speaker 1>This is how I do this double old time right there?

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<v Speaker 1>Right there? Are you starting to get the feeling? They

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<v Speaker 1>all the levels it's the same. Did you hear that?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't hear a stupid shot? He just called out

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<v Speaker 1>indriss elbow right there? No, that was that was his

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<v Speaker 1>level two right there? He called out, I'm with you

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<v Speaker 1>when you're right string a bell, No, let's go catch

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<v Speaker 1>the description told me that a lot of people have

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<v Speaker 1>for leading man, tall, dark and handsome. You ain't ain't

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<v Speaker 1>now one of them. No dogs, I got that, I

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<v Speaker 1>got that has that all boxer short. They was looking

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<v Speaker 1>for short, light and strange, strange whatever. I ain't gonna

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<v Speaker 1>let you out feel my sex. I got my sex short,

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<v Speaker 1>yellow yellow limited. Shut up your tall light and fine

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<v Speaker 1>two out of three rich, one more thing? Fix all that? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>yes you do, yes that box get your money. We're

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<v Speaker 1>sick of you with that. Tommy. Okay, okay, I'm ugly,

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<v Speaker 1>I take it. I'm gonna give y'all a number two

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<v Speaker 1>right here. This is the number two. Right here is

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<v Speaker 1>uh your daughter, bit my son, your daughter, bit my son.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a on scale of one to ten. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>giving you a two of my stupid let's go capt Hello, hello,

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<v Speaker 1>sweet this scared? Look do you do you do your

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<v Speaker 1>daughter go to the little academy? Yes? And her name

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<v Speaker 1>is Yes. Who's this? Listen your daughter and bit my son? Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Joshua want on the back my daughter? You know this

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<v Speaker 1>is Wilson, your daughter and bit my son down. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't just call my house and tell me my daughter

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<v Speaker 1>bit you say and be cussing at me. Lady, I

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<v Speaker 1>just said, your daughter Secura bit my son Joshua in

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<v Speaker 1>the back, and I just said, no, two things. One

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<v Speaker 1>my daughter wouldn't bite nobody, and two, don't call my

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<v Speaker 1>house with this tone. I called with any kind of

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<v Speaker 1>tone when I want to call with all I'm saying

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<v Speaker 1>is your daughter then bait my son in the back.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm gonna tell you I'm saying is don't call

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<v Speaker 1>my house with this to saying something that my daughter

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<v Speaker 1>beat your child in the back. My daughter has manners

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<v Speaker 1>and she wouldn't be biting nobody in the back. You know, somebody,

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<v Speaker 1>how the hell you know what your daughter gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>doing if you ain't there my daughter. You're raised with

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<v Speaker 1>your firr. Are you just come in one month and

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<v Speaker 1>trying to do some kind of daddy work your daughter?

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<v Speaker 1>But four years old? How nail you don't you know

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<v Speaker 1>how that damn well, I've been with it for four years.

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<v Speaker 1>What you being? My daughter does not be biting people

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<v Speaker 1>around in the back of the neck or anything like that.

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell is wrong with you? Don't call my

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<v Speaker 1>house where I get who? How don't you figure I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a weekend daddy. I'm calling you about what's going on

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<v Speaker 1>with my child. But I don't think you got your

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<v Speaker 1>facts straight. So next time you call somebody to tell

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<v Speaker 1>them about their child, figure out everything about your child first.

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<v Speaker 1>All I'm saying is that the people at the academy says,

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<v Speaker 1>secure my son Joshua were in the back. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't understand she's saying, because I don't like your tongue.

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<v Speaker 1>So don't call me about my baby. Have her mama

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<v Speaker 1>called me? It don't make no difference if a mama

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<v Speaker 1>or daddy called along with somebody, call hello, call her back? Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this Carol? Why are you hanging up on me?

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you still calling me? And why are you

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<v Speaker 1>yelling at me? My child didn't bite your child in

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<v Speaker 1>the back. When I picked up my child. They didn't

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<v Speaker 1>say to me, your child is body in the back.

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<v Speaker 1>My child every day. Like I said in the first Lacey,

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<v Speaker 1>you must be some kind of weekend daddy. You know

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<v Speaker 1>my child. I'm with my child every day. You are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm with my I don't even know who Joshua is.

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<v Speaker 1>She should have just hit him in the head. You

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<v Speaker 1>ain't what you ain't gonna do and city and talk

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<v Speaker 1>about my baby. You asked me to lower my child.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna hang up

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<v Speaker 1>one moment. Hello, Hello, called back, call her back. He

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<v Speaker 1>don't hang up on me no more. Lay again. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna call you until you tell me why you your

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<v Speaker 1>child and beat me is just bite my child in

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<v Speaker 1>the back. I am not in the mood to play

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<v Speaker 1>with you right now. You're gonna miss trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>you and your child. You and your child. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>whoa guess what Shaquira got her daddy? You talking about

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<v Speaker 1>whipping somebody cares? Daddy's else to say. You can't call

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<v Speaker 1>my house and threatened me and my job. If my

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<v Speaker 1>child beat up child, well that's what your child deserve.

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<v Speaker 1>He got whooped daughter, whooped your son? Just finbably want

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<v Speaker 1>me to laugh tryning the little fast not in those

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<v Speaker 1>kids get this, gonna be talking about the fake facts.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't bite them in the back. She might have worked,

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<v Speaker 1>but my daughter don't play now keep talking. You found

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<v Speaker 1>my phone number, find my address and have kids. Daddy

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<v Speaker 1>beat you what I said, bring your phone over again.

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<v Speaker 1>My babies. My family should care with your babies. My baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Daddy gonna whip you. Bring it on. I'm coming over

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<v Speaker 1>there and beat you and your child for the day.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't call a woman and telling you coming over

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<v Speaker 1>to behind child. You come up here and beat her.

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<v Speaker 1>Daddy's come over here and beat your kids. Daddy, he

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<v Speaker 1>don't he don't want not to me. You don't want this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on my way overout, not bringing on in. Somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't get d Daddy. He ain't got no damn job.

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<v Speaker 1>He got a job. Y'all gonna make me come over

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<v Speaker 1>that a night. Bring it all right? Now? You know

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I'm gonna tell you something. If going

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<v Speaker 1>to tell me something else, you're gonna get bit and

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<v Speaker 1>your baby gonna get bit too. You gonna bite me

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<v Speaker 1>and my baby gonna whoop? Yo. Can I say something

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<v Speaker 1>to you? Say something to me? A few timing from

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<v Speaker 1>the Steve Harvard Morning Show. You just got prank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I have saved you just got pregnant. Your sister

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<v Speaker 1>Glenda told me, she said give me. She said give

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<v Speaker 1>She said you always and never give me. That wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>happened to me. But you can't call somebody talking about

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<v Speaker 1>that baby. That's that's where ye man, don't don't call

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<v Speaker 1>on you got my hearth hearted. Look, can I ask

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<v Speaker 1>you something? Let me ask you, what is the baddest

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<v Speaker 1>radio show in the land. Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

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<v Speaker 1>that's a tool, right, that's my two? Yeah? Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a deuce. That's a two. Okay, okay, do did I

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<v Speaker 1>do I arrest my case? He's one level, y'all. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't attach numbers to him. He's one level stupid. Alright, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>think enough you coming up? Did he change my number?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get it. What happened? Strawberry letter? You're ranking?

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.