Speaker 1: Right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone.
Speaker 1: Call what you got for us? Nap? You want me
Speaker 1: to be stupid? Like what y'all want? What level you
Speaker 1: want today? Go to the highst It's not that we
Speaker 1: want you to be a sweet affected because you are. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what I tell it. Give us your level two.
Speaker 1: Let's let's see what that is. Oh, you want him
Speaker 1: to go? Hold on, let me recoup you want it
Speaker 1: to yeah, I'll pull it to watch ten. Okay, let
Speaker 1: me detect to him. I'm gonna pull a tooth for
Speaker 1: you know, watching this level two? Yeah, you will see
Speaker 1: if you ever want to ask for teen. Okay, you're
Speaker 1: schooling me, okay, Steve on the stupidity, the levels of it. Okay,
Speaker 1: because I'm a little and if he's listening, watch me work, baby.
Speaker 1: This is how I do this double old time right there?
Speaker 1: Right there? Are you starting to get the feeling? They
Speaker 1: all the levels it's the same. Did you hear that?
Speaker 1: I didn't hear a stupid shot? He just called out
Speaker 1: indriss elbow right there? No, that was that was his
Speaker 1: level two right there? He called out, I'm with you
Speaker 1: when you're right string a bell, No, let's go catch
Speaker 1: the description told me that a lot of people have
Speaker 1: for leading man, tall, dark and handsome. You ain't ain't
Speaker 1: now one of them. No dogs, I got that, I
Speaker 1: got that has that all boxer short. They was looking
Speaker 1: for short, light and strange, strange whatever. I ain't gonna
Speaker 1: let you out feel my sex. I got my sex short,
Speaker 1: yellow yellow limited. Shut up your tall light and fine
Speaker 1: two out of three rich, one more thing? Fix all that? Yes,
Speaker 1: yes you do, yes that box get your money. We're
Speaker 1: sick of you with that. Tommy. Okay, okay, I'm ugly,
Speaker 1: I take it. I'm gonna give y'all a number two
Speaker 1: right here. This is the number two. Right here is
Speaker 1: uh your daughter, bit my son, your daughter, bit my son.
Speaker 1: This is a on scale of one to ten. I'm
Speaker 1: giving you a two of my stupid let's go capt Hello, hello,
Speaker 1: sweet this scared? Look do you do you do your
Speaker 1: daughter go to the little academy? Yes? And her name
Speaker 1: is Yes. Who's this? Listen your daughter and bit my son? Uh,
Speaker 1: Joshua want on the back my daughter? You know this
Speaker 1: is Wilson, your daughter and bit my son down. You
Speaker 1: can't just call my house and tell me my daughter
Speaker 1: bit you say and be cussing at me. Lady, I
Speaker 1: just said, your daughter Secura bit my son Joshua in
Speaker 1: the back, and I just said, no, two things. One
Speaker 1: my daughter wouldn't bite nobody, and two, don't call my
Speaker 1: house with this tone. I called with any kind of
Speaker 1: tone when I want to call with all I'm saying
Speaker 1: is your daughter then bait my son in the back.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna tell you I'm saying is don't call
Speaker 1: my house with this to saying something that my daughter
Speaker 1: beat your child in the back. My daughter has manners
Speaker 1: and she wouldn't be biting nobody in the back. You know, somebody,
Speaker 1: how the hell you know what your daughter gonna be
Speaker 1: doing if you ain't there my daughter. You're raised with
Speaker 1: your firr. Are you just come in one month and
Speaker 1: trying to do some kind of daddy work your daughter?
Speaker 1: But four years old? How nail you don't you know
Speaker 1: how that damn well, I've been with it for four years.
Speaker 1: What you being? My daughter does not be biting people
Speaker 1: around in the back of the neck or anything like that.
Speaker 1: What the hell is wrong with you? Don't call my
Speaker 1: house where I get who? How don't you figure I'm
Speaker 1: a weekend daddy. I'm calling you about what's going on
Speaker 1: with my child. But I don't think you got your
Speaker 1: facts straight. So next time you call somebody to tell
Speaker 1: them about their child, figure out everything about your child first.
Speaker 1: All I'm saying is that the people at the academy says,
Speaker 1: secure my son Joshua were in the back. Well, I
Speaker 1: can't understand she's saying, because I don't like your tongue.
Speaker 1: So don't call me about my baby. Have her mama
Speaker 1: called me? It don't make no difference if a mama
Speaker 1: or daddy called along with somebody, call hello, call her back? Hello?
Speaker 1: Is this Carol? Why are you hanging up on me?
Speaker 1: Why are you still calling me? And why are you
Speaker 1: yelling at me? My child didn't bite your child in
Speaker 1: the back. When I picked up my child. They didn't
Speaker 1: say to me, your child is body in the back.
Speaker 1: My child every day. Like I said in the first Lacey,
Speaker 1: you must be some kind of weekend daddy. You know
Speaker 1: my child. I'm with my child every day. You are you?
Speaker 1: I'm with my I don't even know who Joshua is.
Speaker 1: She should have just hit him in the head. You
Speaker 1: ain't what you ain't gonna do and city and talk
Speaker 1: about my baby. You asked me to lower my child.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna hang up
Speaker 1: one moment. Hello, Hello, called back, call her back. He
Speaker 1: don't hang up on me no more. Lay again. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna call you until you tell me why you your
Speaker 1: child and beat me is just bite my child in
Speaker 1: the back. I am not in the mood to play
Speaker 1: with you right now. You're gonna miss trying to get
Speaker 1: you and your child. You and your child. You don't
Speaker 1: whoa guess what Shaquira got her daddy? You talking about
Speaker 1: whipping somebody cares? Daddy's else to say. You can't call
Speaker 1: my house and threatened me and my job. If my
Speaker 1: child beat up child, well that's what your child deserve.
Speaker 1: He got whooped daughter, whooped your son? Just finbably want
Speaker 1: me to laugh tryning the little fast not in those
Speaker 1: kids get this, gonna be talking about the fake facts.
Speaker 1: She didn't bite them in the back. She might have worked,
Speaker 1: but my daughter don't play now keep talking. You found
Speaker 1: my phone number, find my address and have kids. Daddy
Speaker 1: beat you what I said, bring your phone over again.
Speaker 1: My babies. My family should care with your babies. My baby.
Speaker 1: Daddy gonna whip you. Bring it on. I'm coming over
Speaker 1: there and beat you and your child for the day.
Speaker 1: You don't call a woman and telling you coming over
Speaker 1: to behind child. You come up here and beat her.
Speaker 1: Daddy's come over here and beat your kids. Daddy, he
Speaker 1: don't he don't want not to me. You don't want this.
Speaker 1: I'm on my way overout, not bringing on in. Somebody.
Speaker 1: Don't get d Daddy. He ain't got no damn job.
Speaker 1: He got a job. Y'all gonna make me come over
Speaker 1: that a night. Bring it all right? Now? You know
Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna tell you something. If going
Speaker 1: to tell me something else, you're gonna get bit and
Speaker 1: your baby gonna get bit too. You gonna bite me
Speaker 1: and my baby gonna whoop? Yo. Can I say something
Speaker 1: to you? Say something to me? A few timing from
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvard Morning Show. You just got prank you.
Speaker 1: Oh I have saved you just got pregnant. Your sister
Speaker 1: Glenda told me, she said give me. She said give
Speaker 1: She said you always and never give me. That wouldn't
Speaker 1: happened to me. But you can't call somebody talking about
Speaker 1: that baby. That's that's where ye man, don't don't call
Speaker 1: on you got my hearth hearted. Look, can I ask
Speaker 1: you something? Let me ask you, what is the baddest
Speaker 1: radio show in the land. Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
Speaker 1: that's a tool, right, that's my two? Yeah? Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a deuce. That's a two. Okay, okay, do did I
Speaker 1: do I arrest my case? He's one level, y'all. You
Speaker 1: can't attach numbers to him. He's one level stupid. Alright, alright,
Speaker 1: think enough you coming up? Did he change my number?
Speaker 1: I don't get it. What happened? Strawberry letter? You're ranking?
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.