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Speaker 1: Hey, it's Breck and Jeffrey in the Morning. We got

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Speaker 1: a brand new full hour for you, and there's a

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Speaker 1: lot of fun in this show. New loser line, we

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Speaker 1: got a new second date. Jose went down to the

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Speaker 1: opening weekend for Major League Baseball.

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Speaker 2: Super fun talk to the fans.

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Speaker 1: So we're gonna hear that. But first, we always love

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Speaker 1: to start with comments.

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Speaker 3: And one from Heather B said, you guys are saving

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Speaker 3: me so much money by making my entire face smile

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Speaker 3: for a whole hour every day. These daily workouts make

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Speaker 3: my frown lines disappear, and I don't need botox.

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Speaker 1: Or fillers or expensive creams anymore.

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Speaker 2: People think of fifteen.

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Speaker 3: Years younger than I actually am, and now I can

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Speaker 3: afford to buy a house.

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Speaker 4: Wow, what change?

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Speaker 3: Keep making the world happier and less wrinkly.

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Speaker 5: I don't tell a lie. Yeah that such thing as

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Speaker 5: smile lines about.

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Speaker 2: We need it all right either, This one's for you.

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Speaker 2: A full hour starts right now.

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Speaker 6: When you think of cutting edge fashion, you think of

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Speaker 6: designers like Balenciaga, Alexander McQueen and now Kfcly it's Brooken

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey in the Morning. Yes, really, because the fast food

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Speaker 6: giant is generating a lot of buzz right now with

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Speaker 6: a new clothing item. And I have double checked that

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Speaker 6: this is one hundred percent real.

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Speaker 7: Okay, done stuff like this.

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Speaker 6: Before I remember.

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Speaker 7: Pants?

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Speaker 2: Tell me this pants made out of all mashed potatoes.

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Speaker 6: This is way crazier. KFC just unveiled a pickle puffer

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Speaker 6: jacket that's filled with actual pickle slices and brine juice.

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Speaker 2: Instead of like a down jacket.

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Speaker 8: Yes.

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Speaker 6: Oh, we'll have the picture up on the Brook and

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey insta stories. Brook can you describe what you're seeing

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Speaker 6: in this photo here?

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Speaker 1: Well, you know how puffer jackets have kind of the

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Speaker 1: lines of poofiness. It's that, but it's clear and it's

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Speaker 1: obviously filled with what Jeffrey said, pickle, Brian pickle. It

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Speaker 1: looks like it looks like there's a spout you can

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Speaker 6: Yes, and we could all see Brooks showing up to

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Speaker 6: work in this next week most likely. I love it.

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Speaker 1: Are you just are you just saying that so that

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Speaker 1: you can get a sip out of my pickle jacket?

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Speaker 6: That's one perk. But everyone's all been, you know, complaining

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Speaker 6: about plastics inside our food. Was like, let's put the

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Speaker 6: food inside our plastic.

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Speaker 2: And wear it a lot of plastic.

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Speaker 6: The best part, it's not just stylish, it is practical.

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Speaker 6: Like you mentioned, it comes with a giant plastic hose.

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Speaker 6: It hooks into a novel so you can suck the

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Speaker 6: pickle juice straight out of your own jacket as you go.

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Speaker 7: It's amazing.

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Speaker 2: It looks like a camelback, you know, like those you

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Speaker 2: wore this to a bar. I think you'd be the star.

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Speaker 7: Because you can give everyone back.

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Speaker 6: Yes, it's the kind of intervention. It's the kind of

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Speaker 6: invention that makes you look up into the sky and say, asteroid,

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Speaker 6: I think it's time. What are we waiting for?

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Speaker 1: If you know you're gonna accidentally like tear it somewhere

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Speaker 1: and they sit down in your car and the whole

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Speaker 6: Car, get those children down on the floor, have them

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Speaker 6: sipping it up. Unfortunately, you're not gonna find it at

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Speaker 6: as a limited time promotion to hype there pickle Maniam

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Speaker 6: menu in the UK right now. You have to win it.

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Speaker 6: But that's the thing. We always cover the hottest food

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Speaker 6: in fashion news here on the show, and now you've

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Speaker 6: got both with pickle puffer jackets from KFC.

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Speaker 9: OK.

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Speaker 6: Now, let's move on and get into the shock collar

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Speaker 6: question of the day, which we all hope involved some

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Speaker 6: form of pickle sucking. Jake, please do not let us down.

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Speaker 10: Today's a very important holiday because it's National Julia Day.

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Speaker 8: Julia.

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Speaker 10: It's a day dedicated to one of the most quietly

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Speaker 10: dominant woman's names of all time.

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Speaker 4: Julia has been running things for centuries.

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Speaker 10: Politics, Julia, movies, Julia that one friend in high school

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Speaker 10: who always knew the group chat drama before it even happened.

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Speaker 4: Oh, definitely Julia.

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Speaker 10: It's a name that says I'm talented, I'm confident, and

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Speaker 10: I'm sad for you that your parents didn't choose to

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Speaker 10: name you better like me. So today we're celebrating the

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Speaker 10: most famous Julia's of all time during a special no

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Speaker 10: Fooling You Just Julia edition oflenty of twenty. You'll say

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Speaker 10: number one through twenty, I'll describe an iconic Julia who

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Speaker 10: you'd recognize from history or TV or film. Just simply

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Speaker 10: name them and you can stay in my game. Let's

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Speaker 10: start with the woman who for years thought dairy queen

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Speaker 10: sold orange. Julia's this Oscar winning Julia flashed a smile

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Speaker 10: so big it became its own supporting character.

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Speaker 5: Think of Julia, is this?

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Speaker 3: I don't know the smile reference or that, but I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna go the actress Julia Roberts.

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Speaker 4: She has a famous smile. Yeah, that's where that at all?

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Speaker 2: Isn't that just Emma Roberts aunt.

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Speaker 10: And the sister of beloved character actor Eric Roberts, who's

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Speaker 10: been in over four thousand films?

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Speaker 4: Do I know him? You don't because it's not National

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Speaker 4: Eric Day.

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Speaker 10: It's National Day and it's Brooks turn Brook five is

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Speaker 10: off the board. Give me twelve twelve brook This Julia

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Speaker 10: turned complaining about nothing into an art form and somehow

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Speaker 10: won even more awards, yelling at people on HBO, please

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Speaker 10: name this Julia.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, I think that it's Jeff's art. Rival is

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Speaker 2: the only one I can think of.

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Speaker 5: Yes, give me Julia.

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Speaker 1: Louise Dreyfus, I'm so sorry, Jeffer.

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Speaker 10: She picked the number. I didn't choose that one. I

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Speaker 10: wouldn't have brought it up if she didn't say it.

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Speaker 6: My day is ruined.

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Speaker 4: All right, we're two for two. In National Julia Day

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Speaker 4: and we're over to Jose seven.

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Speaker 10: Long before TikTok Chefs, this, Julia was on TV teaching

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Speaker 10: Americans how to drown everything in Buttah.

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Speaker 4: What Julia is this?

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Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, I'm hold on. My mom used to

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Speaker 5: I just saw clip of her where she ate a

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Speaker 5: year zer and it brought her to tear.

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Speaker 2: Did viral recently.

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Speaker 7: I don't know why. I mean, it's so what a compliment.

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Speaker 5: And it's her name is Julia Childs I got it.

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Speaker 7: Child's.

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Speaker 10: You can say Julia Child's or just child. I need

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Speaker 10: to know, what is it?

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Speaker 4: Child?

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Speaker 7: A child's give it to me, wrong, man.

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Speaker 4: Julia Child Jose very correct.

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Speaker 10: I don't know why she went viral. I cried during

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Speaker 10: most meals. Julia Child was a celebrity chef who popularized

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Speaker 10: French cooking on American television.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're three for three. This is not a good

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Speaker 10: This is cool, Jeffrey, five plus seven equals twelve, and

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Speaker 10: all three of those.

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Speaker 4: Are off the board.

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Speaker 6: I'll take four.

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Speaker 4: This.

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Speaker 10: Julia starred in a tee movie where poetry was kind

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Speaker 10: of like for play, and Heath Ledger saying to her

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Speaker 10: on the bleachers.

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Speaker 4: What Julia is this?

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Speaker 6: I had many, many fantasies about going to the park

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Speaker 6: in that movie and doing the same paintball scene with

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Speaker 6: like a first date and having it go that Well,

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Speaker 6: never actually happen. They don't do paintball there.

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Speaker 2: Oh, no problem.

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Speaker 6: That was the problem. There's no pain there's no actual

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Speaker 6: paintball there. The movie's a lie. But she's amazing. Julius Styles.

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Speaker 10: Julius Styles is the Julia I'm thinking of.

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Speaker 6: He's gone four for four.

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Speaker 10: All right, Alexis, I'm gonna bring it back to you,

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Speaker 10: and I have an opportunity for you. You get this right,

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Speaker 10: not only will I take the shock, I will buy

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Speaker 10: each and every one of you lunch today.

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Speaker 4: But if you get it wrong, all of you have

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Speaker 4: to take the shock.

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Speaker 5: It's gonna be hard.

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Speaker 2: If you're promising lunch.

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Speaker 10: Yes, do you set my offer? Alexis fine, wonderful. Need

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Speaker 10: a number please.

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Speaker 2: Nine.

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Speaker 10: Born on March fourth, nineteen eighty four, This retired World

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Speaker 10: Cup skier and gold medalist is known for her success

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Speaker 10: in the Olympic giant slalom event. She retired in twenty

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Speaker 10: eighteen with a handful of medals, making her final run

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Speaker 10: in Italy while donning a Wonder Woman cape named that Julia.

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Speaker 6: So easy, Come on, Alexis, you've.

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Speaker 3: Got this this grace woman Julia and sports right now,

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Speaker 3: I know your.

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Speaker 6: Nineteen eighties down slope swallom skiers.

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Speaker 2: She was born in the eighties.

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Speaker 6: She was exactly.

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Speaker 11: Julia, Julia, Julia double Julia is incorrect.

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Speaker 4: I'm safe again. Her name is Julia Mancuso.

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Speaker 10: Bobbery obvious, which means you've all lost and I've won

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Speaker 10: Today's plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 6: All right, so wait, who gets shot? Everybody shot?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 8: Well?

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Speaker 4: Okay, everyone got there right, Alexis got it wrong?

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Speaker 6: Is what happens when you go up against Julia's you

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Speaker 6: get bitten. So we're all getting shocked while saying in

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Speaker 6: bad Romance by Lady Gaga, okay, who is not a Julia.

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Speaker 4: But there's not a lot that worked out well for me.

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Speaker 4: Surely there won't be any repercussions for this.

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Speaker 6: You're buying everybody. That's your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 12: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And if things

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Speaker 6: aren't going great for you right now at your job

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Speaker 6: or with your friends or on your only fans page.

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Speaker 6: We've got one subscriber and it's your mom trying to

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Speaker 6: be supportive of you.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Jeff, that's dark.

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Speaker 6: Listen, this is a message don't give up because a

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Speaker 6: guy in Poland just passed his driver's test after failing

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Speaker 6: it not once, not twice, many, but one hundred and

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Speaker 6: thirty eight times.

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Speaker 13: Woo.

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Speaker 6: His name is Tomas Kominsky. He has been taking the

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Speaker 6: written driver's test consistently since twenty seventeen, spent over twenty

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Speaker 6: one hundred dollars in exam fees alone.

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Speaker 7: Dang, it's like a price of a card.

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Speaker 6: He just kept failing and failing and failing because apparently

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Speaker 6: he was studying using a free online demo that doesn't

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Speaker 6: cover all of the questions in the test.

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Speaker 1: At this point, guessing paying for the demo has to

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Speaker 6: Dollar he needed the money to take the exam brook okay,

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Speaker 6: but he never gave up. He did it, and after

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Speaker 6: hundred and thirty nine.

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Speaker 5: Should he be on the roads with everybody.

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Speaker 6: The director of the Traffic Testing Center said, quote It

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Speaker 6: shows that getting a driving license was very important for

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Speaker 6: him and he was extremely dedicated to his mission. Now,

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Speaker 6: the bad news for Tomas is he has to pass

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Speaker 6: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 6: we've got a laser. There's other red snot chili peppers.

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Speaker 6: Just don't This first laser story is out of a

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Speaker 6: He then attempted to board multiple airplanes.

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Speaker 1: Nobody with the prices the way they are, I don't

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Speaker 6: In bodycam footage, he told officials, quote, I went to

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Speaker 6: Yeah, or did they encourage it?

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Speaker 5: They don't know.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, They're like, hey, do a bunch of the stuff.

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Speaker 2: That's going to be quite the update for his AA group.

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Speaker 6: Also, his blue Ford Mustang was badly damaged after plowing

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Speaker 7: That's a federal property he broke onto.

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Speaker 2: Come on, don't be a downer, Hoday.

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Speaker 6: Folks on the bad part of it. Sure their next

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Speaker 13: Is it?

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Speaker 6: The cherry blossoms are in bloom, the birds start to

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Speaker 6: It all started fifty years ago in nineteen seventy seven,

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Speaker 6: to this day. They all gather together, toss their old

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Speaker 2: Hey, sounds kind of fun like at first was.

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Speaker 4: If you take the.

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Speaker 6: Some locals go for the symbolism. Others are more realists,

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Speaker 12: Yeah, okay, music, oysters, Your barefoot.

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Speaker 6: Sounds great actually, and you get to get rid of

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Speaker 6: laser shory is out of Beverage Bay. Coca Cola fans

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Speaker 6: right now is the perfect time to stock up, but

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Speaker 6: Well, standard Coca Cola bottles come mark with the signature

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Speaker 6: But each year Coke releases a limited edition yellow capped

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Speaker 6: Those would sell out instantly, I'm anymore. Some may overlook

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Speaker 6: This final laser story is out of Botland. Have you

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so easy to tell.

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Speaker 6: Well, here's another log for the pile. A college professor

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Speaker 6: after he revealed the one word that's a dead giveaway

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Speaker 6: something was written by AI, and he guesses, I don't know, I.

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Speaker 12: Mean it's pretty or like furthermore someone.

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Speaker 6: So close. The word is moreover.

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Speaker 2: Accept for what is chapt learning from?

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Speaker 5: Who was using the more with the dictionary?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he says it rarely appears in casual writing or

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Speaker 2: It's that and everything's hyphenated.

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Speaker 6: Several students jumped in the comments section to say that

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Speaker 6: they might not use words like moreover, furthermore or thus

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we can tell you. They could probably take him out.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty redundant, No, I mean, yeah, I'm trying to

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm with you moreover. The response was that he

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Speaker 6: doesn't dislike students using AI. They just shouldn't be lazy

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Speaker 6: about it. So it's okay to use as a tool sometimes,

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Speaker 6: just don't be fully reliant on it. Got it? As

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Speaker 4: What tool?

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Speaker 6: But he also uses something called a shildo as well. Okay,

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Speaker 6: it's a shoe mashup. Yeah, yeah, well we're at a

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Speaker 5: It was her figure out.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess we'll just have to wonder. That's how

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Speaker 6: We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday. How do

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Speaker 6: you and your friends rate people's attractiveness.

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Speaker 2: Out loud?

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Speaker 6: What I'm saying? Do you use the standard one to

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Speaker 11: What?

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Speaker 6: How dare you broke? You just lost thumbs for that?

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Speaker 6: Or you can always do what one of our listeners

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Speaker 4: If we're gonna hear.

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Speaker 1: About your thumbs thing this it has nothing to do

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Speaker 6: You're gonna hear the brand new term when we play

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Speaker 8: With you.

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Speaker 6: It is just the right number, the loser line. Go

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Speaker 6: just call me back if you haven't heard the loser

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Speaker 7: What when?

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Speaker 6: My place tonight?

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Speaker 8: You and me.

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Speaker 7: Just answering your question.

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Speaker 6: That's a good one. Oh yeah, why did I hear?

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Speaker 2: Just my husband in the future.

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Speaker 6: Whatever you do, don't blow his metamucil powder directly into

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Speaker 6: And that's when you give them the number to the

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Speaker 15: Next message, Hey, yeah, this.

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Speaker 16: Is not gonna work. I mean, you like seem totally sweet.

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Speaker 13: And everything the other night that I just I don't

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Speaker 12: Waste my time, you know, because.

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Speaker 17: I'm sure you know that Sagittarius Scorpio guys are like

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Speaker 17: already see what's coming, like you're probably going to cheat

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Speaker 17: I'm like, I'm a triple Pizzies of the Capricorn moon

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Speaker 17: and I need something stable, you know, like really stable.

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Speaker 16: So I'm sorry.

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Speaker 17: I thought I liked you, but it's just it's just

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Speaker 17: too risky. So I hope you find a Gemini girl

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Speaker 2: I mean, she's not wrong on that assessment of the end.

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Speaker 6: Because you're a Gemini guy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I can handle them. But I liked that she

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Speaker 1: about all.

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Speaker 2: The great things that could happen with your hearts.

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Speaker 5: I really like you about these books and.

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Speaker 6: The crystals, and she sounds like the kind of woman though,

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Speaker 6: I just re examined my star chart, and the thing is,

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Speaker 6: it's possible if you have a sister who's a Libra

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Speaker 6: sign with a Virgo moon, then we could hook up

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Speaker 2: Kay, Yeah, that makes sense.

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Speaker 6: That's what the stars said.

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Speaker 8: Hey, Darleen, it's me from the bar. You you remember me,

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Speaker 8: dab dab. Sorry if I was a little loud that

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Speaker 8: night when we met. Uh, you know, my friends tell

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Speaker 8: me I speak at the same ballume as we flowers

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Speaker 8: and a report announcements. Anyway, I had a great time meeting.

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Speaker 8: It was really cool. Uh the new flash you were

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Speaker 8: there on the wrong night. Every Thursday, the Bars celebrates

452
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Speaker 8: crazy Hair Day. So yeah, you should go and totally

453
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Speaker 8: keep your hair the way it was. Hey, before you

454
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Speaker 8: hang up, you should know that I'm roasting you on purpose, Okay,

455
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Speaker 8: because roads are really cool now and everyone is doing

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Speaker 8: them illegally. This is flirting, I hope not positive.

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Speaker 17: Sigh.

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Speaker 6: Let's ask the ladies. Does that work when a guy

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Speaker 6: playfully roasts you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, as long as he can take him back.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, because you have a lot of things to.

462
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Speaker 2: Say back about it and say, I may make him cry.

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Speaker 6: Listen, if you're going to roast anyone, roast us in

464
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Speaker 6: the comments section of our YouTube page. I drop in Jeffrey,

465
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Speaker 6: say something about Alexis's hair or Brooks glasses or Jose's

466
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Speaker 6: hoodie selection and you can even roast me on my

467
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Speaker 6: page boy? Good looks too, beautiful, boy, what's a page boy?

468
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Speaker 6: Seems like someone's not fancy enough. And while you're flirtatiously

469
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Speaker 6: tearing us down, take a look at the videos that

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Speaker 6: are up there where we post our favorite loser lines

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Speaker 6: every single week. Anyway, probably sounding like a total page

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Speaker 6: boy right now. So back to the clipse.

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Speaker 16: Next messod Hi, it's me, it's best. Thanks for giving

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Speaker 16: me your number. I guess I'm curious, So why did

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Speaker 16: you give it to me? Like, I mean, don't get

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Speaker 16: me wrong, You're really cute, like extremely cute, I'd say

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Speaker 16: borderline hot. So what's between hot and cute? Like smoldering? Wait,

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Speaker 16: hold on, okay, hold on, let me google it. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 16: I think that. Okay, it looks like it goes cute,

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Speaker 16: then adorable, then stunning that's a good word, and smoldering

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Speaker 16: and then and the volcanic.

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Speaker 18: And I'm not saying that you're like seven spots away

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Speaker 18: from being the volcanic hottest guy I've ever met, but

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Speaker 18: it's well, okay, so the list, okay, the list is

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Speaker 18: what the list is.

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Speaker 16: I'm just saying that you're like super cute, which super cute,

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Speaker 16: not even on the list. Okay, so hold on, okay,

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Speaker 16: So okay, you're like, next message.

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Speaker 6: I totally get where she's coming from. We can't all

490
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Speaker 6: be Mount Vesuvius over here, so it's a struggle.

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Speaker 2: How do I feel like? She had five more Google

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Speaker 2: searches after.

493
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Speaker 5: Got cut off?

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Speaker 16: Next message?

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Speaker 19: I just wanted to reach out again because I've been thinking.

496
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Speaker 16: I don't think it's just the birds, it's the fish too.

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Speaker 19: I think a lot of them are reconsummersibles, and I

498
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Speaker 19: don't think they're using them just for surveillance. Now the

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Speaker 19: whole ocean is a giant screen and beneath it government laughs. Yeah,

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Speaker 19: they're plotting for the endgame, and every second we wait,

501
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Speaker 19: it's gonna bring us closer to that dysopian society that

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Speaker 19: we were talking about. Most other girls normally just roll

503
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Speaker 19: their eyes and they look at me like I'm crazy,

504
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Speaker 19: But not you. You actually did it, like you actually wanted

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Speaker 19: to hear the truth. So yeah, we need to talk.

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Speaker 19: I think we have a lot of work to do.

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Speaker 6: Oh man, finally someone on the loser line that makes sense?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Or was he the entire time?

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Speaker 5: I love conspiracies, I just get confused because how is

511
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Speaker 5: there an underground water lab of the earth is flat?

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Speaker 15: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Oh right, God, which they can flict.

514
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Speaker 6: Only the government can answer those questions, and they never will.

515
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,880
Speaker 6: We just unlocked the truth right here on the Loser Line.

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Speaker 2: You are welcome, maybe the last time you hear from us.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, So before we go away forever, remember to hit

518
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Speaker 6: up and subscribe to our YouTube page at Broken Jeffrey,

519
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 6: where we post all of our non government approved content.

520
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,879
Speaker 6: Second date updates, phone taps, and video recordings of us

521
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:03,199
Speaker 6: reacting live in studio to all the Loser Line clips.

522
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Speaker 6: We got a phone tap coming up right after this.

523
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 6: You know who listens to our show more than just

524
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:13,199
Speaker 6: heathens like Brook, People that actually go to church and

525
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 6: care about their spiritual wellbeing.

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Speaker 1: Wa man, you mean pray for forgiveness after us after

527
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Speaker 1: listening to this.

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Speaker 6: Okay, sinner and look, if you ask me, those are

529
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Speaker 6: the perfect people to prank.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 6: Like one lady who was on her way to brunch

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00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:32,439
Speaker 6: with her friend after Sunday service recently, and she happened

533
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Speaker 6: to let slip that she thought the pastor was cutey.

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Speaker 6: I mean, we're all human, but her friend listens to

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Speaker 6: our show, so that comment is coming back to get

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Speaker 6: her in your phone tap right now you're working.

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Speaker 12: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 16: Hello.

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Speaker 6: Hello, Am I speaking with Sabrina?

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Speaker 13: This is she mask is calling.

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Speaker 6: Hi Sabrina. Yes you may. I'm one of the elders

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Speaker 6: here at Presbyterian Church. My name is Tony Gabriel.

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Speaker 13: Hi Tony, how can I help you?

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Speaker 6: How are you on this blessed day?

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Speaker 11: I'm doing well?

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Speaker 13: Thanks?

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Speaker 11: How are you?

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Speaker 6: I'm wonderful? Thank you for asking?

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Speaker 13: Uh?

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Speaker 11: Is there's something that I can.

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Speaker 9: Do for you?

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Speaker 6: Actually? There is? So I do need to bring up

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Speaker 6: something that happened in church on Sunday.

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Speaker 19: Okay, what was that?

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Speaker 6: Because you were at the service? Correct, Yes, I was,

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Speaker 6: and the pastor noticed.

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Speaker 13: Something notice something about me?

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Speaker 6: Mm hmm that maybe you had something in your eye

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Speaker 6: during the service.

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Speaker 13: M I don't remember that, okay.

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Speaker 6: And you weren't winking suggestively either.

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Speaker 13: Oh no, that is not the case.

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Speaker 6: That is good to know. But let's say just for

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Speaker 6: a moment that you were, even though you're claiming that

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Speaker 6: you weren't. What is the pastor your type? WHOA Okay,

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Speaker 6: you know, I'm just I'm just putting it out there.

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Speaker 6: Is he your type?

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Speaker 13: Where is this going?

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Speaker 6: I realize this is a little out of the blue,

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Speaker 6: so maybe it might help if I painted you a picture.

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Speaker 6: Let's say you were on Love Island with him. What

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Speaker 6: you know the reality show It's show. Okay, good, you're familiar.

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Speaker 6: But let's say you two were in the hot tub together. Okay,

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Speaker 6: and just imagine that you've had three lemon drops at

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Speaker 6: that point. Would you say, is he your type?

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Speaker 11: No?

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Speaker 13: I am not entertaining this idea of me being.

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Speaker 11: On Love Island with myka in.

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Speaker 6: A hot tub. I should probably just come clean here.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, you really should. I don't know what's happening.

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Speaker 6: Okay, what's happening is your friend Lorna. She attends the

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Speaker 6: church small group on Friday nights. Yeah, so during one

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Speaker 6: of the sessions, she told all the ladies that you

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Speaker 6: had mentioned you have a thing for the pastor. Oh

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Speaker 6: is that true? No, So, according to you, you did

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Speaker 6: not say in a car ride on the way to

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Speaker 6: Olive Garden that the pastor was cute.

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Speaker 13: Perhaps, Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up.

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Speaker 6: So I'm sensing there's a little bit of truth to

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Speaker 6: you thinking the pastor is a snack.

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Speaker 13: Don't refer to him as that. I made the comment.

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Speaker 6: I understand you see how it's a little bit awkward.

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Speaker 13: Well, yeah, now I'm feeling awkward.

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Speaker 16: I just off handedly said it.

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Speaker 13: And now all these people know.

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Speaker 6: The ladies in the class. Yes, and it is awkward

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Speaker 6: since two of those other women are already seeing him.

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Speaker 6: But I will let you know. I gave him an option.

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Speaker 6: I asked him, between those two ladies that you're seeing

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Speaker 6: or Sabrina. I asked him which way would he lean? Oh,

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Speaker 6: and the pastor said he wouldn't mind giving you a

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Speaker 6: holy world.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god.

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Speaker 6: So I just need to know if you are interested

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Speaker 6: in him. No, I am not okay, But if you

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Speaker 6: were interested, because he has such a higher position in

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Speaker 6: the community, you would need to be the one to

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Speaker 6: make the first move.

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Speaker 13: You cannot be serious.

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Speaker 6: I'm just suggesting maybe next time after the service, you

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Speaker 6: go up to the pastor.

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Speaker 13: Not doing that, you could say.

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Speaker 6: Hey, lets you and me be like Noah and pair off.

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Speaker 13: I am so grossed out right now. I don't want

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Speaker 13: to keep talking about this.

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Speaker 6: Oh, is it the Noah thing? Because he's really old?

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Speaker 6: That's fair. You could use uh, are you a pharisee?

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Speaker 6: Because you're the fairest one.

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Speaker 13: I see you are exhausting me.

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Speaker 6: I bet the pastor would chuckle to.

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Speaker 15: That one using biblical pickup lines to lure in my pastor.

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Speaker 13: It's just not something I'm gonna do. I'm hanging up now.

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Speaker 6: Okay, Well, before you do that, would you be open

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Speaker 6: to being prank phone called on a radio show? Well,

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Speaker 6: the pastor.

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Speaker 11: Listens, what what are you talking?

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Speaker 6: Well, Lorna, your friend set you up for it. I

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Speaker 6: don't know if the pastor actually listens, but we're a

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Speaker 6: show called Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh yeah, your

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Speaker 6: friend Laura said, you guys go to church together and

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Speaker 6: she wanted us to mess with you.

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Speaker 13: Oh my god, I'm in a full sweat.

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Speaker 6: Why what was uncomfortable about that? Was it the Love

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Speaker 6: Island thing? Do you not watch that show?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 13: I don't, but I know exactly what you're talking about.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, because you can picture yourself in the hot tub

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Speaker 6: with the pastor.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, that is an image that will be in my mind.

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Speaker 6: Just try not to wink at him so much at

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Speaker 6: the next service.

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Speaker 19: Okay, Broken Jeffrey's Phone tabs on the.

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Speaker 12: Twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 6: What's the boldest move a woman can make to spice

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Speaker 6: things up during a dinner date?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Dang, literally anything to me.

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Speaker 6: Maybe play a little foot see under the table? Hello,

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Speaker 6: maybe a little foot see over the table. Well, one

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Speaker 6: of our listeners did something even more daring to bond

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Speaker 6: with her guy.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 6: Was it too bold, too brazen, or too hot? You're

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Speaker 6: gonna find out what she did in your brand new

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Speaker 6: second date update.

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Speaker 17: Next Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second date updates.

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Speaker 6: When you meet someone special, what's the first thing that

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Speaker 6: usually draws you in their eyes? Oh? Their laugh, their hair,

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Speaker 6: their laughs.

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Speaker 7: You speak for yourself.

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Speaker 6: No, today it's their feet.

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Speaker 5: Oh we're gonna start here.

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Speaker 1: I usually end up here trying to be.

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Speaker 6: Creepy about it. The reason that I bring it up

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Speaker 6: is because our listener Claire says she met a guy

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Speaker 6: that she's interested in at a shoe store.

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Speaker 1: Oh, she's like the modern day Cinderella could be Claire,

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Speaker 1: does it ever go through your mind that shoe stores

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Speaker 1: are the hotspots for all the pervs.

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Speaker 6: It's where they congregate you.

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Speaker 11: No, I don't think so.

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Speaker 6: Okay, you don't hang out at the shoe stores that

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Speaker 6: I hang out at so clearly, I've.

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Speaker 2: Never had a weird interaction at a shoe store, Jeff.

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Speaker 2: So I think it's maybe just you.

676
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,720
Speaker 6: Oh, I will give you some addresses that will change

677
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,399
Speaker 6: how you think. But okay, maybe this's a different type

678
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 6: of shoe place. So tell us about how you met

679
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 6: this guy. What's his name by the.

680
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 15: Way, Yeah, mine wasn't privy at all.

681
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:49,479
Speaker 11: His name was Dan okay, madam. While I was.

682
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 15: Basically he wasn't actually helping me. He was helping this

683
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 15: girl that was next to me.

684
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 2: Oh he's an employee.

685
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,279
Speaker 6: There or is he just a random guy that goes

686
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:00,200
Speaker 6: around helping me people?

687
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 11: No, he was super sweet. He actually does work there.

688
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 15: Like I said, he wasn't helping me directly, but he

689
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 15: was helping a woman that was next to me, and

690
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 15: every time he would go get her some shoes, he

691
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 15: kind of would like chat up with me.

692
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 11: A little bit and like be like, oh, those shoes

693
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:22,319
Speaker 11: look great, you know what I mean.

694
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 1: Like, I mean, out of all the departments you could

695
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 1: work in, it would be the easiest to meet someone

696
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 1: in the shoe department because you're just there longer, like

697
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,879
Speaker 1: you're saying, like you're waiting for other shoes to come

698
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 1: back from the back.

699
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, so it's not like you can get up and

700
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,240
Speaker 6: leave kind of stuff.

701
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 15: You guys.

702
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 11: He was really nice.

703
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 12: He was like and more.

704
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 2: Than just like I make commission nice like, I mean, that.

705
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 15: Was the best part. I wasn't his customer, He wasn't

706
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:49,800
Speaker 15: making any commission off me.

707
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:52,319
Speaker 2: Did you make a move?

708
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 11: Yeah, here's the thing.

709
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 15: I went up to go buy my shoes and I

710
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 15: told the girl that was checking me out, I actually

711
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,399
Speaker 15: need her my numb and said, can you give it.

712
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 11: To that guy over there, that shoe guy over there?

713
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 11: And she did?

714
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:08,760
Speaker 6: Whoa wow?

715
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 11: I thought, you know, why the heck not?

716
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 15: I never find anybody in the wild anymore, always be

717
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 15: dating apps, you know what I mean?

718
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 2: This is great.

719
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,280
Speaker 6: Feet stores are better than Tinder.

720
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 13: Now.

721
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,760
Speaker 6: Who would have thought we've gotten to that point in life,

722
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 6: but we made it came This is awesome. So did

723
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 6: he reach out to you?

724
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 4: He did.

725
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 15: He totally reached out to me, and he suggested a

726
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,479
Speaker 15: Mexican place on the wall.

727
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:33,239
Speaker 11: It was really nice.

728
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,239
Speaker 7: Like how much attention did you want?

729
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 6: Jose wants to specifically about the menu. We do know that.

730
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 2: All I wanted to know is how many margarita.

731
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 6: She had to be Was this like a lunch date

732
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 6: or like a happy hour type of date?

733
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,799
Speaker 11: It was more of a happy hour.

734
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 6: How was the connection between you and Dan?

735
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 11: I thought it ended up being very natural.

736
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 15: I was very happy, like I left.

737
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 6: Okay, was that Dan? Or was that the margaritas?

738
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 2: Though that why can't it be both?

739
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 6: Yes, that's true, but maybe something specific about Dan that

740
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:06,320
Speaker 6: happened that made you happy.

741
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 15: It was really playful between us. I felt really good.

742
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 15: And at one point we were feeding each other chips and.

743
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 13: Salsa, so lit messy.

744
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,360
Speaker 11: Yeah, but it was kind of sweet. It was really sweet.

745
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 6: That is okay. That was like a romantic move.

746
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 4: It was got to know who started that.

747
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 15: I kind of started it. I kind of wanted to

748
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 15: like show him that I was playful, and he reciprocated.

749
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 6: So we'll see that in romantic movies where like at

750
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 6: a certain point they feed each other like an or

751
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 6: deruv or something.

752
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 1: I don't know, if I haven't said anyone outside of

753
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 1: my toddlers, I really can't.

754
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 5: They've never been making a cake and you put some

755
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 5: frosting on your husband's nose and you guys have a

756
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 5: frosting fight.

757
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,399
Speaker 2: No, maybe I'm not romantic enough.

758
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 6: I mean, don't you think it would be nice at

759
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 6: our next show dinner if at one point we all

760
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 6: just stopped and fed the person to our right put

761
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 6: a sushi roll in the next person's mouth.

762
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:08,839
Speaker 2: I'm sick. I can't go.

763
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 6: Oh, just the three of us?

764
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,919
Speaker 2: Then, well, every way, it doesn't matter what we think

765
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 2: or do.

766
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 1: It's that you liked it, and you think Dan liked

767
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: it is then he fed you, right, that's the indicator

768
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 1: that he was into it.

769
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 11: If he didn't feed me back, Yeah, it wasn't just

770
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 11: me feeding him.

771
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, gotta be careful with sharp tortilla chips, y, yeah

772
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:30,800
Speaker 1: or something.

773
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 6: All right, I mean this is sounding pretty good. How

774
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 6: does the date end?

775
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 15: So basically, we got to know each other, we talked

776
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 15: about our jobs, and then when we last he walked

777
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:45,919
Speaker 15: me to my car obviously, but he did not try

778
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 15: to kiss me, which.

779
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 4: You know what I would frocks outraged.

780
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,359
Speaker 1: Why am the only reason I say?

781
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,319
Speaker 2: What is you just fed each other? You would think that, like.

782
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: But you feed your toddler, You're intimately connected in a

783
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 1: different type of way.

784
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 11: Right, Yeah, I totally know what you guys are saying.

785
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 11: But I was actually okay with it. I don't really

786
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 11: like to kiss on the first date.

787
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 2: So he read you right, So that's good.

788
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,800
Speaker 6: So even if he had gone for the kiss, you

789
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 6: would have said no, no.

790
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 5: Okay, all right.

791
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 6: So that's how you left it. What's happened since then?

792
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 11: Not a whole lot have happened.

793
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 15: I've texted him and he just kind of hurts my text,

794
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:32,320
Speaker 15: just like reacts. I'm kind of confused.

795
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,839
Speaker 6: Well, it started off so great. I don't I can't

796
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 6: imagine what would have made him not want to kiss

797
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 6: you and not want to call you back. So let's

798
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 6: try to figure that out for you.

799
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,720
Speaker 7: Maybe a pair of shoes on the date.

800
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,240
Speaker 2: Judge shoes, right, that's a good point.

801
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:46,879
Speaker 6: We'll find out.

802
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 1: Some people think the shoe says everything about a personal.

803
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:52,359
Speaker 6: I don't know who those people are, but we'll find

804
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 6: out if your shoes weren't sexy enough when we come

805
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:57,799
Speaker 6: back and do your second date update right after this.

806
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 12: Hold on Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date updates.

807
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 6: How does that romantic saying go? Couples who love each

808
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 6: other feed each other.

809
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:09,319
Speaker 5: I've never heard that.

810
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 2: Is that something that's hanging in your kitchen?

811
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 5: It should be one of those cute.

812
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 6: Little because signs our listener Claire is well on her

813
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 6: way to that because on her first hangout with Dan,

814
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:24,320
Speaker 6: the shoe salesman, they were hand feeding each other chips

815
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:27,400
Speaker 6: and salsa at a Mexican restaurant, and you don't do

816
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 6: that on a first date unless there's an obvious connection happening.

817
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 6: Not to mention the flowing Margarita's, I probably assist.

818
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 1: I do think we have to send them to an

819
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: Italian restaurant if they go out again, just so they

820
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:40,399
Speaker 1: can lady and tramp some.

821
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 2: It's kind of their thing.

822
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:46,839
Speaker 6: Or a breadstick. Oh yeah, there was no kiss at

823
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 6: the end of the date. So Brooke, what's running through

824
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 6: your mind? Why wouldn't she be getting the call for

825
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 6: date number two? Here?

826
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 1: It's so hard to know anymore. I mean, how single

827
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:58,359
Speaker 1: was this guy?

828
00:40:58,480 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 6: Like?

829
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 1: You met him out in the wild. Do you do

830
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 1: any Internet research on him?

831
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 6: I mean, he doesn't really have social media, so you've

832
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,879
Speaker 6: already had your hands in each other's mouths at this point,

833
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,840
Speaker 6: So what could be stopping him from wanting a little

834
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 6: bit more of that? A finger or two, A finger

835
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 6: and the thumb I got in there, push it all

836
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,799
Speaker 6: the way to the back. I don't know how you

837
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 6: do it, Claire. Let's just call Dan and we'll see

838
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,319
Speaker 6: if he picks up and hopefully has some answers for us.

839
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 11: You ready, thanks, guys, Yeah, yeah, I.

840
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 6: Think she's kind of over us at this point.

841
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 2: By this point in the call, regret their decision.

842
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 6: Perfect, they were right on track. Let's dial his number.

843
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 6: Here we go. Hello, Hey is this Dan? Yeah? Hey man.

844
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 6: This is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in

845
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 6: the Morning. How you doing, Hey Dan, Dan, Good morning brother.

846
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 11: Oh?

847
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 8: Oh okay, why are you calling?

848
00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 6: We're calling because we're doing a segment. It's a really

849
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 6: popular one called the Second Date Update. I'm not sure

850
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 6: if you're familiar with that.

851
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:08,879
Speaker 14: Uh okay, so still, but why are you calling them?

852
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 6: So the way that the segment works, the Second Date Update,

853
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 6: is we're trying to help out one of our listeners

854
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 6: who went out with you recently says she had a

855
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 6: really nice time and is confused why there hasn't been

856
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:24,239
Speaker 6: a second hang. Oh okay, okay, So this is a

857
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,400
Speaker 6: woman named Claire.

858
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, of course, expect interesting.

859
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 6: So what was your what was your take on Claire?

860
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:38,319
Speaker 13: Uh, Claire's really nice.

861
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 8: Claire's really sweet. I had a good time with Claire.

862
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 5: That's awesome.

863
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 14: It's a bit of a mixed bag.

864
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 2: For me, really, I mean for you.

865
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 1: Were you impressed when she was the one that gave

866
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,280
Speaker 1: her number to your friend at work?

867
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:52,720
Speaker 8: Yeah, that was nice.

868
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 14: You know that's not something that happens all the time.

869
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:55,839
Speaker 14: That makes me feel good.

870
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,760
Speaker 6: Okay, but you use the term it was a mixed bag.

871
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 6: Usually that good and bad. Well, there's nothing bad.

872
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 14: She didn't do anything bad.

873
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 6: Let me be clear about that.

874
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 14: I'm just a little a little more of a maybe.

875
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 6: What's making it a maybe and not a definite yes.

876
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 14: So like when we're walking to the table and I

877
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 14: felt someone touch my back, Yeah, and she was like

878
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 14: hold on, she adjusted my collar, She just my shirt

879
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:18,280
Speaker 14: collar was a little crooked.

880
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 5: Nice, Okay.

881
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: I mean I could see how some people would be

882
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:23,880
Speaker 1: because you just met her right like.

883
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:24,479
Speaker 14: It was fine.

884
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 6: I appreciated it.

885
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:27,359
Speaker 14: It just I just I noted that like, oh, this

886
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 14: person is very comfortable with me right away, and I

887
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 14: just like, you know, we had just met.

888
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 6: But it was sweet. Okay.

889
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 2: So this isn't a bad check yet.

890
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 14: Yeah, none of these are bad checks.

891
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 6: I just don't know how to take it. Was there

892
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:40,479
Speaker 6: anything else?

893
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 14: So so we order our food and they bring the

894
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 14: chips and salsa.

895
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:48,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, we heard a little bit about the chips and salsa.

896
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,959
Speaker 6: Tell us about oh you did we did? She said

897
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 6: that you two fed each other. Yes, yeh, yeah.

898
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 14: She she fed me and I fed her back. But

899
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 14: mostly it was just like I thought, it was pretty funny.

900
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 6: Okay.

901
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:05,839
Speaker 1: It's interesting because I would have thought, you know, you're

902
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 1: listening these things and you're just noting them, but you're laughing,

903
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 1: and you sound like you're remembering the moments fondly.

904
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 14: I'm laughing because when we were finished, she takes her

905
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 14: napkin and she wipes a little bit of salsa from

906
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,280
Speaker 14: the corner of my mouth.

907
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:26,879
Speaker 6: She takes her napkin and wipes your face with it. Yeah,

908
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:29,799
Speaker 6: what was your take on that? I was surprised by it.

909
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:30,760
Speaker 13: I laughed out loud.

910
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,959
Speaker 14: I can't remember the last time somebody wiped my face

911
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:35,800
Speaker 14: for me with a napkin.

912
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:37,879
Speaker 2: Probably your mother did it.

913
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 6: I probably didn't want to say that, okay, but did

914
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 6: she ask like, hey, you've got something there? Did she

915
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 6: just go in for it?

916
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 14: So she like said, oh, you got a little son,

917
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,880
Speaker 14: and just like this, what did it as she's doing it?

918
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, It's funny because you can see this

919
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 6: kind of person.

920
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:55,279
Speaker 7: She's just comfortable with you.

921
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 5: She's trying to be kind, but you're crossing a boundary potentially, right.

922
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 14: Yeah, it wasn't that boundaries were crossed. It was just

923
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 14: that I just wasn't there yet. We're still just getting

924
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 14: to know each other. Yeah, and then she's like putting

925
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 14: my napkin on my lap for me.

926
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 2: Oh geez, well you know I'm a little smothering.

927
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 6: Okay, but you don't want the dirty laugh. So I

928
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:14,920
Speaker 6: could see why she did that.

929
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 2: But she cares, you know, like she's doing sweet things totally.

930
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 14: I get that, And no other girl would ever do

931
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:24,319
Speaker 14: that for me or ever has done that for me.

932
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:28,359
Speaker 6: Oh that's sweet. I mean she's looking out for you.

933
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 6: She's watching over you, even listening in on this phone

934
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 6: call to make sure that you're okay right now. She's

935
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 6: there always.

936
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 8: Oh that makes sense.

937
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:40,399
Speaker 2: Really, doesn't you think it fits with anything else?

938
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:41,240
Speaker 6: Because I'm serious.

939
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,399
Speaker 14: I mean, I just didn't that she's on the phone.

940
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 6: Of course she is.

941
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 8: I didn't think about them.

942
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, she's really there, Claire.

943
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 11: I did hear all of it, and you know what

944
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:55,800
Speaker 11: I do like hearing the voice of my dirty little

945
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 11: Danny on the phone.

946
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 5: Wait, wait, Dan, do.

947
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,720
Speaker 2: You know that that nickname already?

948
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 14: Yes, she was using it at the restaurant.

949
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 6: Is it like a like a dirty like a sexy

950
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 6: thing or is it?

951
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:15,880
Speaker 8: No?

952
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 14: It was like when she went to wipe my mouth,

953
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:19,800
Speaker 14: she was like, oh, my dirty little Danny.

954
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 6: And then it just kind of like came back throughout

955
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 6: the night.

956
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 3: She said it like it turned on Tony.

957
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:28,080
Speaker 6: Interesting. You know what, there's a lot happening. We should

958
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 6: step back from this and let you two talk to

959
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:35,400
Speaker 6: each other. So Claire talked to dirty Dan for your Oh, you.

960
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 15: Should know that I obviously like you because I don't

961
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,839
Speaker 15: do that with everyone. And I want to say that

962
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 15: I know that I untopped your shirt at one.

963
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 11: Point, but why because he ate a little too much

964
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 11: and I could tell.

965
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:59,799
Speaker 4: That is like I like her more.

966
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 2: You tugget to take the shirt off, I mean at

967
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:03,919
Speaker 2: some point in the date.

968
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 9: But not.

969
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 6: But what does Dan think of that?

970
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:12,320
Speaker 14: That was actually that was funny.

971
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:13,719
Speaker 1: Like that if a man came over and unbuttoned my

972
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 1: pants because they look.

973
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you it is not.

974
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 5: Going over there.

975
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 6: Somebody shouldn't have had that six slice of pizza. I am,

976
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 6: Oh my god. But but you don't sound totally opposed

977
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 6: to it is. That's why I was telling you guys.

978
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 14: It's like a mixed bag, like we do kind of

979
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 14: fit in certain ways.

980
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:44,799
Speaker 6: Okay, you mean you like being doated on just a

981
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 6: tiny bit right like this doted.

982
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:50,919
Speaker 2: Or mothered I don't know, but he's mothered. I don't

983
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 2: do that for my kids.

984
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 6: I know. That's where it crosses the line with this

985
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 6: dirty Danny stuff. It's like right in the middle, you know.

986
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:59,800
Speaker 11: Like I told you guys, I want to be married

987
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 11: and I want to be a mom one day.

988
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, the maternalist.

989
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you, post kids, you're gonna feel very

990
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 1: differently about also having to mother a man.

991
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:13,399
Speaker 11: I guess you're right.

992
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 15: I mean, here's the thing. I just truly believe that

993
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 15: we do need to spend more time together.

994
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 11: Dan. So I guess I'm sorry I untucked your shirt

995
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:22,319
Speaker 11: if you.

996
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 15: Didn't like it, but I thought I was being helpful.

997
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 11: That's all I'm gonna say.

998
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 6: Wow, Claire is just laying it out there, Dan, she

999
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 6: really wants to see you again and if you're willing

1000
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 6: to give her one more chance, we would pay for

1001
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:34,919
Speaker 6: that date.

1002
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,840
Speaker 1: I will say it does sound like she's hearing you

1003
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,239
Speaker 1: on some of these boundaries.

1004
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 8: Totally again.

1005
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:44,320
Speaker 14: Thought it's partly on me for not speaking up. But Claire,

1006
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 14: I would love to go on another date with you, provided.

1007
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 6: That you understand that. I just like I'm a.

1008
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 14: Little bit of a slow mover and I'm going to

1009
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 14: have to get to know somebody a lot more before

1010
00:48:58,120 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 14: I'd just like to decide, oh, this is the.

1011
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 6: Person for me whoa using his big boy voice to

1012
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 6: lay down down in the relationship.

1013
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 11: Claire, totally understandable. I just want to let you know

1014
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 11: I did hold back a little bit on the state.

1015
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 11: I almost put the straw to your lips for the margarita,

1016
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 11: and I chose that.

1017
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 14: Dan, you know what, I sense that I saw you

1018
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 14: go from my drink and then pull away from it.

1019
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:32,959
Speaker 2: Okay, it's gonna be interesting to see where this goes.

1020
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, but like.

1021
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 6: This is a success. We're gonna send you to out

1022
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 6: one more time, and dirty Dan, you're gonna have to

1023
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 6: behave yourself.

1024
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 2: I don't think she wants him to behave himself. Get

1025
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:45,760
Speaker 2: so excited.

1026
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:52,120
Speaker 11: Danny, I'll be watching you.

1027
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 13: I love it, this is funny, and Jeffrey.

1028
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:00,839
Speaker 12: In the morning.

1029
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,879
Speaker 6: Well, this just goes to prove there's a relationship out

1030
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 6: there that works for everyone.

1031
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 19: Yeah.

1032
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:09,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, because I guarantee nine out of ten times we

1033
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 6: make that call, the dude would say she was a Weirdoh,

1034
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:15,839
Speaker 6: she was trying to mother me and doesn't see the

1035
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 6: fun side of it.

1036
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:19,399
Speaker 4: I don't know if I.

1037
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,319
Speaker 1: Don't like you, Yeah, but I think she's gonna let

1038
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 1: him know that he does like it. Yeah, I don't

1039
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 1: know that he's gonna have a choice in the end

1040
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 1: of all of this.

1041
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,759
Speaker 6: Brook, you have my full permission at our next show

1042
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 6: dinner to untuck my shirt post dinner if you feel

1043
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 6: like I've eaten too much.

1044
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 2: That is a hard pass.

1045
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:37,920
Speaker 1: Like I said, she may think that type of behavior

1046
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,320
Speaker 1: is cute. Now wait till she's got two or three kids.

1047
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 2: Under her belt. Like, God, you're so annoying. Can't you

1048
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 2: do anything yourself?

1049
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 6: But maybe you feel like you don't like it until

1050
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 6: you try it the same way that he did. Our

1051
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 6: listeners have my full permission to go to our podcast

1052
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 6: too and comment what a big boy I am after

1053
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:57,799
Speaker 6: you like it and subscribe, find us and butterfly kiss

1054
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 6: our tummies at Brook and Jeffrey. How do you know

1055
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 6: when spring has officially arrived the flowers start blooming. Brook

1056
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:10,279
Speaker 6: takes the giant ice windshield cover off for glasses from

1057
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 6: the wintertime.

1058
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 2: I love the season. My glasses don't fog up anymore.

1059
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 6: And also, a line of twenty five thousand people forms

1060
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 6: outside the baseball stadium, fans waiting to get that five

1061
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,879
Speaker 6: dollars bobblehead of a player who's probably not even gonna

1062
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 6: be on the team in three weeks.

1063
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:29,720
Speaker 4: That's all.

1064
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:33,760
Speaker 6: Because that's baseball season.

1065
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:34,240
Speaker 7: Baby.

1066
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 6: Baseball marks the official start of spring, and to celebrate,

1067
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 6: we sent our own little ray of sunshine down to

1068
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:45,319
Speaker 6: the stadium to ask the fans a simple question. What

1069
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:49,800
Speaker 6: you're doing at opening weekend. We're gonna play the audio

1070
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 6: coming up right after this. All winter, the only acronyms

1071
00:51:54,920 --> 00:52:02,799
Speaker 6: I was texting were LOL, DTF and STF you. For

1072
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 6: the next six months, it's gonna be all E R

1073
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:11,759
Speaker 6: A R B I N O PM because major Baseball

1074
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 6: is back, baby. That's right, America's pastime is happening in

1075
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:25,359
Speaker 6: present time for opening day. It's solid. Should we end

1076
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 6: the segment. Now, should we keep going?

1077
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 7: I don't think it's gonna get better anytime.

1078
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 6: It's a big I know the whole city was buzzing

1079
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,759
Speaker 6: for this, ready to cheer on their favorite team who

1080
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 6: definitely won't let them down this year, right, guys, That's

1081
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:42,400
Speaker 6: that's why we had to send our own hardball enthusiast

1082
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:46,360
Speaker 6: Jose Bolanos down to the stadium with his protective cup

1083
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:49,719
Speaker 6: on to ask the fans a simple question, what you're

1084
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 6: doing at opening day?

1085
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 5: What you're doing at Opening Day? I came here to

1086
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 5: collect some home run balls. Yeah, you have you have

1087
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:01,959
Speaker 5: a that says dump home runs here.

1088
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 9: Yeah, well, in the playoffs that dump it here. Guy

1089
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 9: got a home run ball and then I sat next

1090
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 9: to him in the in the playoffs and then the

1091
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 9: ball bounced off his head again. So I just figured

1092
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:17,920
Speaker 9: he attracts home run balls and I'm gonna steal one

1093
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:18,399
Speaker 9: from him.

1094
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 5: Okay, so there's another guy that you're copying his style

1095
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 5: that was on TV. Yes, I don't think of anything original.

1096
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 5: And if you see him, like, if this other guy

1097
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:28,760
Speaker 5: is here.

1098
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:30,279
Speaker 4: I'll fight him.

1099
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,919
Speaker 5: I'm whoa shout out to my mom.

1100
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:37,920
Speaker 6: When you're about to admit to fighting someone on the

1101
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,840
Speaker 6: national radio show. Why not take a second to shout

1102
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:44,000
Speaker 6: out your mom, who taught you how to punch below

1103
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 6: the belts.

1104
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:46,719
Speaker 1: See, I was thinking when he said he'd never had

1105
00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 1: an original idea, he'd.

1106
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:48,919
Speaker 2: Be perfect for this show.

1107
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:53,759
Speaker 5: Yeah and he did.

1108
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:56,120
Speaker 6: Yeah he did. You made it, buddy.

1109
00:53:56,480 --> 00:54:00,439
Speaker 5: What you're doing at MLB opening Day? What did we doing?

1110
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:05,040
Speaker 5: What are you doing here? Fucking she's cut off already. Actually,

1111
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:08,760
Speaker 5: I don't know way they cut you off. That's changed

1112
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 5: their little little guy entertainment will change their mind. What

1113
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 5: if I if I cut you off? What would you

1114
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:15,320
Speaker 5: say to me to change my mind?

1115
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:17,040
Speaker 2: Look at me in my face?

1116
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:18,719
Speaker 5: Okay, very pretty?

1117
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 2: Can I have another drink?

1118
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:24,360
Speaker 5: Yes? Oh my god? That words. Oh wow, that's like magic.

1119
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:29,279
Speaker 5: She took her glasses off, made I contact beautiful blue eyes.

1120
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 7: What am I supposed to do?

1121
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 5: What did the woman say at the beginning?

1122
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 1: I don't know that pre funk.

1123
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:42,879
Speaker 6: Even though we make they're all drinking, and then they

1124
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:43,800
Speaker 6: were at the beer garden.

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00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:46,120
Speaker 1: It's so funny because baseball, to me always is such

1126
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 1: a family event for us, and it's really not for

1127
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:50,840
Speaker 1: some Yeah.

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00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:54,440
Speaker 6: Them who says you can't get wasted as a family.

1129
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:56,759
Speaker 7: Drunk part of your kid.

1130
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone's your family when you're blacked out.

1131
00:54:59,000 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 5: Exactly.

1132
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:03,279
Speaker 6: I love that Jose has many many forms of kryptonite.

1133
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 6: But any ladies rated a four or above, Yeah, it's

1134
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:10,160
Speaker 6: game over, Say good night, put the baby to band.

1135
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:11,480
Speaker 7: Thank you for setting my bar for.

1136
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, you have standards. It's what you're doing opening Day

1137
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 6: where we sent Jose down to the stadium right before

1138
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 6: the first pitch of the season to ask fans a

1139
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:22,880
Speaker 6: simple question.

1140
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,720
Speaker 5: What you're doing at opening Day? We're getting free drinks

1141
00:55:26,719 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 5: and enjoying ourselves. We've been doing this since we started dating,

1142
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:32,440
Speaker 5: and so it's a tradition. Now, what's the story of

1143
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:33,600
Speaker 5: how you guys met.

1144
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:37,480
Speaker 18: I was trying to court a very beautiful woman that

1145
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:38,880
Speaker 18: shouldn't have been courted.

1146
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:43,759
Speaker 5: You guys both left relations. You cheated for each other.

1147
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 5: I was single, you were single. You weren't. No what

1148
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:49,040
Speaker 5: made him better than the other guy?

1149
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 2: Everything?

1150
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:57,040
Speaker 5: Did you just yell my wiener? Okay, maybe I shouldn't

1151
00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:59,719
Speaker 5: go down this route. Let me change the subject. What's

1152
00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:03,360
Speaker 5: your favorite part of baseball? Getting a Glizzie? You know

1153
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:06,400
Speaker 5: how dog? A plain one plan winner? Okay, that you

1154
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:08,799
Speaker 5: guys trying to get off the Wieners.

1155
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:13,359
Speaker 6: It's weird than in an interview about Wiener's Jose is

1156
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:15,759
Speaker 6: the serious one.

1157
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, most mature person.

1158
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:19,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I feel like a couple Like that proofs

1159
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 1: romance isn't dead just because you get married.

1160
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:24,720
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was really sweet.

1161
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:26,320
Speaker 7: Sometimes you gotta go get your girl.

1162
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 6: She's in another relationship exactly. Just more proof that this

1163
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:31,240
Speaker 6: really is a family.

1164
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:34,760
Speaker 7: Sports at the buck.

1165
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 5: What you're doing at MLB opening Day?

1166
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,840
Speaker 20: So excited, beautiful day at the ballpark, and have a

1167
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:44,040
Speaker 20: few beers at the ballpark.

1168
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 5: I say that too late. You seem to tell if

1169
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 5: you had a couple already.

1170
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:49,799
Speaker 20: You know, maybe I snuck a shot or two in

1171
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:50,600
Speaker 20: in my backpack.

1172
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 6: Okay, we don't have to add, buddy, you are specific

1173
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:56,720
Speaker 6: because I didn't realize you are wearing a backpack.

1174
00:56:56,840 --> 00:57:00,880
Speaker 5: A backpack, Hey, don't search my backpack. What's it like

1175
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:04,359
Speaker 5: being a fan for fifty years? It's exhausting.

1176
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 20: It's like being married.

1177
00:57:07,239 --> 00:57:08,840
Speaker 5: Wait compare how so?

1178
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:12,319
Speaker 20: Okay, Well, you know you're very gung ho early in

1179
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:12,920
Speaker 20: the season.

1180
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 5: It's great. You want to show your team off to everybody. Okay,

1181
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:18,200
Speaker 5: and you get a.

1182
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:20,640
Speaker 20: Few games in and you're like, well, all right, this

1183
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 20: is gonna be.

1184
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:21,680
Speaker 6: A rough one.

1185
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:22,160
Speaker 13: Oh.

1186
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 20: The difference is sports you can end it at the

1187
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:28,600
Speaker 20: end of the season back in ya. What about marriage?

1188
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:30,880
Speaker 20: Good thing is in real life you can get a divorce,

1189
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 20: which you did, and.

1190
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 5: You you got a divorce. Well, you know, it's all right.

1191
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:38,680
Speaker 20: It's like it's like choosing a new baseball team, which

1192
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:41,880
Speaker 20: I'll never do. It's my team's number one, so it's

1193
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 20: not like choosing a new baseball team.

1194
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 5: Then that's a good point.

1195
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:50,400
Speaker 2: You knew he was divorced as soon as he started talking.

1196
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:53,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm a feeling that analogy would have been a

1197
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:58,400
Speaker 6: lot sadder without the backpack full of drinks, which.

1198
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:00,680
Speaker 1: He definitely got busted for ten minutes. It's after Jose,

1199
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:07,120
Speaker 1: that was.

1200
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:11,600
Speaker 6: What you're doing at opening days a season. We have

1201
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:13,720
Speaker 6: to look forward to. I can't wait for.

1202
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 12: More Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1203
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:28,960
Speaker 6: It's almost April fools, and everybody knows the best people

1204
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 6: to prank are your own children. They trust you so much.

1205
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:35,880
Speaker 5: They never see it coming.

1206
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:39,160
Speaker 6: That's right, And Justin is on the phone right now

1207
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:41,520
Speaker 6: to play. Justin. You say your kids are about the

1208
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:43,440
Speaker 6: age where they're ripe for pranking.

1209
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:46,120
Speaker 12: Oh, Yeah, we had an eight year old and a

1210
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:46,640
Speaker 12: four year old.

1211
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:49,680
Speaker 4: But do you have anything for him?

1212
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 1: Well, if you just want to be cutesy, you can

1213
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:55,360
Speaker 1: freeze their bowl of cereal the night before with a

1214
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 1: spoon in it, and then when you put it on

1215
00:58:57,720 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 1: on the table.

1216
00:58:58,880 --> 00:58:59,680
Speaker 2: But if you want to be.

1217
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 1: Evil, my brother in law filled a Boston cream don

1218
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:05,480
Speaker 1: it with clam chowder.

1219
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:10,240
Speaker 6: Wow, different routes.

1220
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:10,480
Speaker 4: You can take.

1221
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 6: Bottom line is use food and weaponize it against your children.

1222
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:16,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, wake them up at four in the morning, I'm

1223
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,120
Speaker 1: telling them, are wait for school?

1224
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 6: Oh? We are just hilarious on the show, aren't we.

1225
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 5: Let's be great justin.

1226
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:26,320
Speaker 6: Let's move on to the less funny part, the trivia

1227
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 6: Brooks leaving the studio. You know how it works. He

1228
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:30,040
Speaker 6: got thirty seconds on the clock to answer as many

1229
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:31,640
Speaker 6: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you can

1230
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:33,320
Speaker 6: say pass. But you have to beat her out right

1231
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 6: if you want to win. Are you ready?

1232
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:35,600
Speaker 8: Oh?

1233
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:37,680
Speaker 6: I'm ready, We'll do it. Good luck, my man. Your

1234
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:41,520
Speaker 6: time starts now. Today is National Doctor's Day. Hugh Laurie

1235
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 6: played a doctor on What Fox medical drama in the NFL.

1236
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:49,280
Speaker 6: How many points is a touchdown worth? The animated show

1237
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 6: Fairly Odd Parents debut on this day in two thousand

1238
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:56,720
Speaker 6: and one on What Network. What Herb makes Pesto sauce green.

1239
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:02,400
Speaker 6: When did the Mayflower originally land in America? Sixteen hundreds

1240
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:06,480
Speaker 6: or seventeen hundreds? See what punctuation mark has used in

1241
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:09,720
Speaker 6: contractions like can't and don't go on.

1242
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:12,080
Speaker 13: As we're gonna take it.

1243
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:15,000
Speaker 6: We'll take that, Okay, corrected himself immediately, All right, good

1244
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:18,280
Speaker 6: work there. Justin Brook's gonna rejoin us back in the studio.

1245
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:20,560
Speaker 6: And I don't know. I'm just trying to think, like,

1246
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,840
Speaker 6: out of all the pranks that we've ever done on

1247
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:25,560
Speaker 6: our show, what's the best one, Like to each other,

1248
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:27,120
Speaker 6: to the listeners.

1249
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:27,960
Speaker 7: It's the cutest one.

1250
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 5: The most simple that got her so good was when

1251
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:33,000
Speaker 5: I put a post of note underneath.

1252
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:35,600
Speaker 7: Brooks mouse so her computer. She kept going like, my

1253
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:36,640
Speaker 7: mouse is broken.

1254
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 6: It's broken, like maybe five minutes, and then finally she

1255
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:41,000
Speaker 6: flipped it upside down.

1256
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:42,880
Speaker 2: To see the ball was missing five minutes?

1257
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:43,840
Speaker 6: How long was it?

1258
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:45,960
Speaker 7: Fifteen three days?

1259
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:47,120
Speaker 5: Thirty seconds?

1260
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:51,840
Speaker 1: We did the rubber band around the sprayer on the sink,

1261
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:53,600
Speaker 1: you know, the host sprayer. Do you put a rubber

1262
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 1: band around it so that when anybody turns the sink on, it.

1263
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:56,920
Speaker 5: Sprays whoever did it?

1264
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 2: I've seen my husband falls for it literally every year.

1265
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 4: I've been quietly stealing money from Brook for ten years.

1266
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:05,120
Speaker 6: Are really good?

1267
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:06,120
Speaker 4: I like that?

1268
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:06,640
Speaker 17: I know?

1269
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,200
Speaker 4: What is that? Anyway? Questions?

1270
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 6: Okay, I wish we could talk more, but we do

1271
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:12,760
Speaker 6: have to get back to the game, Brook. Are Yeah,

1272
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 6: your time starts now. What Today's National Doctor's Day. Hugh

1273
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:19,600
Speaker 6: Laurie played a doctor on What Fox medical drama Oh

1274
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 6: Pass in the NFL? How many points is a touchdown?

1275
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:24,880
Speaker 1: Worth six?

1276
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:28,400
Speaker 6: The animated show Fairly Odd Parents debuted on this day

1277
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:31,560
Speaker 6: in two thousand and one on What Network Fox. What

1278
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:35,640
Speaker 6: Herb Makes Pesto sauce, Green Basil? When did the Mayflower

1279
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:39,160
Speaker 6: originally land in America? Sixteen hundreds or seventeen hundreds?

1280
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:40,040
Speaker 2: Sixteen hundreds?

1281
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:43,680
Speaker 6: What punctuation mark is used in contractions like can't and

1282
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:48,160
Speaker 6: don't phpostrophe? It's going to be a tight one today.

1283
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:49,680
Speaker 6: It's time to head on over to the scoreboard to

1284
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:50,960
Speaker 6: see how you bol did with Jose.

1285
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:54,439
Speaker 20: The flavors are.

1286
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:55,320
Speaker 5: Melting on my tongue.

1287
01:01:56,440 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 7: I justin you got five? Ye showed up good?

1288
01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:08,520
Speaker 1: And I just remember that stupid Fox show and like

1289
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:16,280
Speaker 1: I did, it's that first one that smoothy.

1290
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:21,360
Speaker 6: Justin is celebrating in the background. Awesome. Congratulations man, Let's

1291
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:23,840
Speaker 6: go over the answers for everybody. It's National Doctor's Day.

1292
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:26,440
Speaker 6: Hugh LORII played a doctor on What Fox drama brook

1293
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 6: House House and in the NFL, a touchdown is worth

1294
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:33,840
Speaker 6: six points. You need to hit the extra point to

1295
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:37,000
Speaker 6: get that seventh. The animated show Fairly Odd Parents debut

1296
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:45,160
Speaker 6: on this day on Nickelodeon. Love that show, Okay. I

1297
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:46,680
Speaker 6: feel like if you saw a picture of it, you

1298
01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:48,320
Speaker 6: might recognize them, you know.

1299
01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:50,520
Speaker 7: Like Doug Dimodome with the giant white hat.

1300
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:54,560
Speaker 6: So many things we definitely know. Pesto sauces made green

1301
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:58,120
Speaker 6: by the herb Basil. Mayflower originally landed in America in

1302
01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:01,560
Speaker 6: the sixteen hundreds because Family, the Family was on it

1303
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:06,440
Speaker 6: sixteen twenty exactly, and in contractions like can't and don't

1304
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:13,240
Speaker 6: you'd find apostrophes. So justin congratulations, you beat thank you,

1305
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:16,600
Speaker 6: plus just for playing you get a pair of tickets

1306
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:20,560
Speaker 6: to see Charlie Pooth perform at Walmouth Theater on Sunday,

1307
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:24,000
Speaker 6: May third. Oh, that's awesome. We love Charlie Pooth.

1308
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:25,520
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, who doesn't.

1309
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:27,560
Speaker 1: Did you decide on what trick you're gonna pull on

1310
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:27,960
Speaker 1: the kids?

1311
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:30,880
Speaker 8: I'll probably give them the one hundred dollars that I

1312
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:33,560
Speaker 8: win and say, psych it's mine because I won.

1313
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:39,120
Speaker 2: Today.

1314
01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:40,360
Speaker 6: I'm dying laughing.

1315
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:43,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, I love it justin No, you gotta do it.

1316
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:45,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, you gotta do it and let us know how

1317
01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:47,360
Speaker 6: it goes. Come back and play again soon. All right, man,

1318
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:51,120
Speaker 6: we're gonna do Windxbucks same time tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey

1319
01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:53,040
Speaker 6: in the morning.