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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's just been named the promoter

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Speaker 1: of a hot pay per view event come in this

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Speaker 1: fall where.

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Speaker 2: Jake Paul will box the Pope that will anyone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean he's younger than Mike Tyson, So

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Speaker 1: get that match in while you can. It's Laser Stories,

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Speaker 1: the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except.

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Speaker 2: We've got a laser.

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Speaker 1: Those other rope of popes just don't this first Laser

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Speaker 1: Stories out of the Friendly Skies. Recently, a forty three

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Speaker 1: year old man flew from the Netherlands to Seattle Tacoma

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Speaker 1: International Airport, where security found a bunch of drugs in

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Speaker 1: his bags.

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Speaker 2: I nobody, come on, man.

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Speaker 1: He had more than twelve pounds of ketamine in both

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Speaker 1: liquid and powdered form, nearly two pounds of codeine, and

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Speaker 1: three ounces of G eight be.

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Speaker 2: Trying to go to the visa.

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Speaker 1: He was arrested and a few hours later he was

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Speaker 1: able to post bail, then headed back to the same

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Speaker 1: airport with plans to travel to London and guess what

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Speaker 1: he brought with him. No, yeah, that's right, more drugs

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Speaker 1: connection everywhere.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. He didn't learn his lesson.

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Speaker 1: Airport security stopped him again from boarding the flight when

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Speaker 1: they found the narcotics in his checked bag.

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Speaker 2: At this point, we remember, you, dude.

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Speaker 1: We're assuming that the first drugs were confiscated, so these

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Speaker 1: must have been new drugs. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Maybe it's like maybe it's like one of those things

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Speaker 2: where it's like, you know, if it's over four ounces,

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Speaker 2: you put it in your check luggage because you think

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Speaker 2: it's then legal. You know, he just didn't realize you

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Speaker 2: pin your carry on. Is it wrong because it's powderful? Yeah? Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The traveler was arrested a second time and is now

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Speaker 2: awaiting a rain man. Okay, geez.

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Speaker 1: His next Lazer stories out of Chile, Mateo Gonzalez worked

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Speaker 1: for a company called Industrial Food Consortium. For the last

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Speaker 1: ten years. He helped them make and distribute cold cuts.

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Speaker 1: So his monthly salary was about five hundred and thirty dollars.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: But when he checked his bank account on payday recently,

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Speaker 1: he was a little shocked to find that the company

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Speaker 1: had paid him one hundred and seventy five thousand bucks.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. A mirror, Yeah, let's go. He got

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Speaker 2: a raise.

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Speaker 1: That's more money than Mateo had seen in his entire life. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: around three hundred and thirty times his usual monthly cut.

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Speaker 1: Anybody in the world would say that they've never seen

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Speaker 1: fat amount of money at.

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Speaker 2: Once, and even he knew it must have been a mistake.

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Speaker 1: So, being the honest man he was, he told a manager,

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Speaker 1: oh he damn.

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Speaker 2: Oh, my good guy on the cold cut company doesn't

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Speaker 2: care about you.

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Speaker 1: The news quickly made it up to the big bosses,

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Speaker 1: and of course Mateo was informed that he would need

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Speaker 1: to return the excess funds in immediately.

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Speaker 2: Buzz killed Jeff. I hope we at least told him

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Speaker 2: the wrong number.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I got one hundred thousand, seventy fives.

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Speaker 2: Like, can they give him a reward or something.

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Speaker 1: He agreed to go to his bank first thing in

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Speaker 1: the morning and make the transfer, but that didn't happen.

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute.

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Speaker 1: Around noon, management realized they hadn't gotten the money back yet,

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Speaker 1: so they called Mateo, but no answer.

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Speaker 2: He didn't show up to work either.

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Speaker 1: After a couple hours of calling, Matteo finally picked up.

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Speaker 1: He did and swore he'd simply just slept in and

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Speaker 1: that's why he hadn't gone to the bank yet.

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Speaker 2: Two o'clock, Mateo, Yeah, let's get up. But what really

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Speaker 2: was happening behind the scenes?

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Speaker 1: Mateo needed that time to liquidate his account, hire a lawyer,

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Speaker 1: and get out of town lawyers. This happened weeks ago,

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Speaker 1: and since then police have gotten involved, so there's now

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Speaker 1: a nationwide.

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Speaker 2: Man hunt to find him.

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Speaker 1: But right now there are no leads Mateo, and all

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Speaker 1: of the money have simply disappeared.

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Speaker 2: Because who is it rooting for? Matail? Yeah, get your money.

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Speaker 2: The searching but they're like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, steal from the company. This company, I would

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Speaker 1: in a hard come on, yeah, it's a cold cut company,

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Speaker 1: even though they're not treating him. Come on, This next

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Speaker 1: Lanzer story is out of gen Alpha Nations. If you

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Speaker 1: have kids, or you know kids, or you're like Jose

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Speaker 1: and you were once allowed to talk to kids, okay, then.

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Speaker 2: You might know this phrase. Skibbity toilet. Oh yeah, I

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Speaker 2: feel like I've heard You've heard it correctly.

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Speaker 1: Skibbety Toilet is the insanely viral web series that started

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Speaker 1: as YouTube videos and shorts. It's a com huter generated

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Speaker 1: short film that follows a fictional war between human headed

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Speaker 1: toilets and humanoid characters with electronic.

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Speaker 2: Devices for heads. Son's Alley is.

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Speaker 1: It is weird, very very weird, and jen Alpha cannot

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Speaker 1: get enough of it?

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Speaker 2: Is there a humor gonna get even worse? They love

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Speaker 2: the weirdest craft.

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Speaker 1: It's become an Internet meme as well. That's spread across

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Speaker 1: social media platforms and popular video games like Roadblocks. Many

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Speaker 1: many people view it as jen Alpha's first foray into

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Speaker 1: Internet culture, and now Hollywood wants to capitalize on it.

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Speaker 1: Famous Transformers director Michael Bay is going to be directing

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Speaker 1: the new TV and.

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Speaker 2: Film treatment of Skivity toilets. I'm not lying. Michael Bay

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Speaker 2: is now on the project. I still believe you.

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Speaker 1: It says that new data analysis made it clear the

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Speaker 1: audience growth for all things Skibbety has been absolutely staggering.

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Speaker 2: So the general public better.

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Speaker 1: Be ready because Skibbety is about to be everywhere.

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Speaker 2: This is gonna be one of those newsreels like when

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Speaker 2: they first introduced the Internet, where we play it back

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Speaker 2: in ten years and be like you were out of touch.

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Speaker 2: Skimvity is everything. Skimmity Toilet's like the next Marvel Universe. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: how did we ever question Skimmity toil do we call.

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Speaker 1: It st for short or no, that's okay, okay, This

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Speaker 1: next laser story is out of coffee corner. Is this

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Speaker 1: money saving hack unethical or just brilliant? Instead of paying

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Speaker 1: three dollars to buy your kid cake pop deserted Starbucks, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just ask for a free pup cup.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna let your kid lake whipp cream out of

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Speaker 2: a cup. Actually, now that I set it out loud,

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Speaker 2: my kids would love it. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So the pup cup is not on their menu, but

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Speaker 1: they will give you a cup of whipped cream if

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Speaker 1: you say it's for your dog. And the idea has

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Speaker 1: been making the rounds after an Instagram mom told people

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Speaker 1: to start doing this. Oh my god, it's get My

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Speaker 1: kids would love it. After that, when viral, a poll

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Speaker 1: was done by a reputable news outlet aka not Us,

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Speaker 1: and thousands of readers were asked if it's an acceptable

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Speaker 1: hack or not. Some say it's taking advantage, but most

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Speaker 1: people think it is okay to do.

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Speaker 2: So why is it okay if you give it to

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Speaker 2: your dog? But it's not okay if you give it

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Speaker 2: to your kid? Like, what is it? One cent for

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Speaker 2: a well?

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Speaker 1: According to a statement on it from Starbucks, people are right.

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Speaker 2: You don't even need to lie about it. Quote.

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Speaker 1: We love seeing the different ways our customers bright and

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Speaker 1: love ones days with Starbucks, customers can order a side

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Speaker 1: of whipped cream with the purchase of a beverage at

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Speaker 1: no extra charge.

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Speaker 2: Those kids hooked early, all right for.

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Speaker 1: A trillion dollar corporation, and this will not even affect

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Speaker 1: thanks a lot of Starbucks. But it's fun out of

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Speaker 1: secretly stealing from you.

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Speaker 2: Now, nobody's gonna want to do it. Okay, I meant

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Speaker 2: almost no one is gonna want to do it. This

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Speaker 2: guy is all over the pup cup. In fact, you

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Speaker 2: probably want to throw that pup cup away after he's

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Speaker 2: done with it.

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Speaker 1: That Soundings Laser Stories has come to an end for

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Speaker 1: the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning