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Speaker 1: It is time for your brand new phone tap. And

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Speaker 1: in the past I've done a series of phone taps

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Speaker 1: called to Catch a Cheater. I've actually done four of

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Speaker 1: them where somebody finds out that their significant other is

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Speaker 1: being unfaithful to them. So then they email me and

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Speaker 1: ask me to catch them in their lieve it so

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Speaker 1: I do. Yeah, people love it. I enjoy it. The

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Speaker 1: only person who doesn't love it is the person who

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Speaker 1: gets caught. None of them ever end well, but it's

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Speaker 1: a good way to expose them because they're obviously doing

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Speaker 1: bad things and their partner knows it already. Well. Today's

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Speaker 1: phone tap is a little bit like that, where a

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Speaker 1: couple is already broken up and one of our listeners

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Speaker 1: wants me to test his ex girlfriend to see if

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Speaker 1: she would make the morally correct decision when she's presented

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Speaker 1: with temptation. You'll find out what happens right now in

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Speaker 1: your brand new phone tap. Hello, Hi there. My name

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Speaker 1: is Colby Sasarek, and I'm calling from the Unclaimed Funds Department.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for or Denise. The reason for my

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Speaker 1: call is that we sent out a few emails regarding

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Speaker 1: unclaimed funds but didn't get a response, so I'm following up. Um, okay,

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Speaker 1: Well I didn't get any emails like do you have

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Speaker 1: my information? Well, yes, but I don't need anything from you.

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Speaker 1: I just want to inform you or Joe that you

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Speaker 1: have money waiting. Look. I don't know what kind of

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Speaker 1: scam you're pulling here, but I'm not buying anything, So

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Speaker 1: I promise you this is not a scam. I work

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Speaker 1: at the Unclaimed Funds Department for this. We just handle

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Speaker 1: lost money, mostly from savings or checking accounts that have

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Speaker 1: been abandoned, or stocks uncashed, dividends, things like that. I

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Speaker 1: just called to let you know that you have money

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Speaker 1: waiting for you and it's over fifteen hundred dollars. Oh yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: It looks like it's a checking account that belonged to

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Speaker 1: either you or Joe that has been inactive, along with

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Speaker 1: some utility reimbursements. So what would one do to retrieve it? Well,

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Speaker 1: you have to show proof of identity obviously. Did you

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Speaker 1: live at thirty four Street and School? Yes? I did. Well,

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Speaker 1: you or Joe have to come down and pick it up. Okay, great,

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Speaker 1: yeah I can do that. Okay, so both of you

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Speaker 1: will come pick it up. No, on just just me.

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Speaker 1: He's pretty busy right now with work. Oh okay, that's fine,

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Speaker 1: either one of you can do it. There is also

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Speaker 1: in another account that's just in Joe's name for seven

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Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars. It's a stock dividend. Did you

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Speaker 1: want to pick that up for him as well? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You know what, I can also take care of that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So you're gonna pick up the money for both you guys,

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Speaker 1: and then the money that's just for Joe. Yes, you

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Speaker 1: two are married. Yeah, he's my husband. Oh okay, that

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Speaker 1: explains a lot. Then okay, what time of day would

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Speaker 1: you like to come down and pick up the money? So,

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Speaker 1: I mean I can come pick it up in like

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Speaker 1: an hour? Perfect? All right? How about I just give

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Speaker 1: you the address then? Sure? Do you have a penn

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Speaker 1: or write this down? Okay? Yeah? Um, okay the address

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Speaker 1: is one two three four. I smell money, grubby excuse me?

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Speaker 1: What did you get that all down? Did you get

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Speaker 1: that all down? Oh? This is Jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your ex boyfriend Joe set you up. Well, your ex

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Speaker 1: boyfriend Joe emailed me to do a phone tap on

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Speaker 1: you because he said you guys were together for a

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Speaker 1: little while and you would ask him to buy things

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Speaker 1: and spend a bunch of money on you, and then

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Speaker 1: you just kind of ditched him. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: this is, and I don't know what he told you,

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Speaker 1: but this is really inappropriate of you to call me

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Speaker 1: and lie to my face. What's more inappropriate for me

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Speaker 1: to lie in a prank phone call or for you

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Speaker 1: to actually try to steal money from your ex boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: You can call. You don't know me, You don't know

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Speaker 1: who the hell I am. Do you think it's funny

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Speaker 1: to call in like with people I do? Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: a lot to other people do too. There's a whole

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Speaker 1: group of us that think it's funny. It's not funny. Dad.

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Speaker 1: You basically led me to say that, like you prompted

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Speaker 1: because you knew that was the kind of response that

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Speaker 1: you wanted. So you just made me do it, basically, right,

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Speaker 1: So I made you claim that you were married to

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Speaker 1: your ex boyfriend who thinks that you used him for money,

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Speaker 1: in order to take money from him. I was gonna

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Speaker 1: give him the money, like basically, I was gonna go

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Speaker 1: there pick up the money. Since obviously had no idea

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Speaker 1: that he's even existed. And then I was gonna go

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Speaker 1: give him his money from his account and figure out

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Speaker 1: how we know what Today I was wrong about you.

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Speaker 1: You are a saint. You will start cassing. I hope

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Speaker 1: you lose your job for this. You know what, Actually

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Speaker 1: I might get a promotion for this. Bastard. Wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning, you Josh Foot, who say thank you.