1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:02,200 Speaker 1: What's up with you? 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:05,040 Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's the 3 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:06,000 Speaker 2: loser line. 4 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 3: Good by, Just call me back if you haven't heard 5 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,559 Speaker 3: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say 6 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 3: someone approaches you while you're out at the club and 7 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:16,520 Speaker 3: uses this charming pickup line on you. 8 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:19,040 Speaker 4: Hey girl, I just wanted to let you know that 9 00:00:19,079 --> 00:00:22,119 Speaker 4: if a jolly guy approaches you tonight and puts you 10 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:25,720 Speaker 4: in his giant bag, it's okay because I told see 11 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:28,160 Speaker 4: and I wanted you for Christmas. 12 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:29,720 Speaker 1: Wife. For sure. 13 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:31,200 Speaker 5: I thought it was gonna be the jolly green giant 14 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:32,159 Speaker 5: anyone else. 15 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:36,599 Speaker 3: Whatever you do, don't don't kick him in the sugar plums. Instead, 16 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:38,800 Speaker 3: ask him if he wants to share a candy cane 17 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:43,199 Speaker 3: sometime one stick to licks and hopefully he leaves an 18 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:46,000 Speaker 3: awkward voicemail that we can play on the air. Voicemails 19 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:47,800 Speaker 3: like this one. 20 00:00:48,479 --> 00:00:56,120 Speaker 1: Hey show, I look, I googled this thing we're talking about. 21 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:59,560 Speaker 1: I find that we're arguing, and yeah, it turns out 22 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:00,160 Speaker 1: you were right. 23 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:00,400 Speaker 2: Man. 24 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:04,399 Speaker 1: I mean slats and hold their breath longer than dolphins. 25 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:08,480 Speaker 1: But I mean, if you think about it, that's that's 26 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:11,960 Speaker 1: just total bullsh Like, why you know like flots can't 27 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:15,800 Speaker 1: live in the water anyways. I can't believe I made 28 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:19,520 Speaker 1: that bet, but I do owe you ten bucks. So 29 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,520 Speaker 1: what do you say? He give me a chance to 30 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:25,200 Speaker 1: earn it back? All Right, you seem kind of smart. 31 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:28,520 Speaker 1: I'm more of a risk taker. So let's up to Annie. 32 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:32,400 Speaker 1: You know, how about you come down to the clinic 33 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:34,880 Speaker 1: with me on Friday and I get tested and I 34 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:38,200 Speaker 1: bet you there won't find more than three things that 35 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:41,440 Speaker 1: test positive for. And if they do, find one, treat 36 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:44,920 Speaker 1: and I owe you like another ten bucks. 37 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:46,680 Speaker 5: He's just a good gambler. 38 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:48,520 Speaker 3: I've given himself a good money line. 39 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:52,040 Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, that's easy money for her. Yeah, I take 40 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:52,560 Speaker 2: that bet. 41 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:53,600 Speaker 6: Yeah. 42 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,920 Speaker 3: I mean, at least he's honorable enough to own up 43 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:57,720 Speaker 3: to when he loses a bet and he calls you 44 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:58,800 Speaker 3: and tells you you're right. 45 00:01:58,920 --> 00:01:59,440 Speaker 6: I lost. 46 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 7: He's a gam Does anyone else want to google slots 47 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:03,160 Speaker 7: holding their breath? 48 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:03,840 Speaker 2: Or is it just me? 49 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:04,160 Speaker 1: Yeah? 50 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:05,680 Speaker 6: Aparently? 51 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:09,040 Speaker 5: So I need to verify Jess, like a verification. 52 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:10,399 Speaker 6: Why can't they swim? 53 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:10,520 Speaker 4: Like? 54 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,680 Speaker 6: What is the point I thought they could swim? 55 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:15,160 Speaker 7: Can they say these are things I need to find 56 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:16,840 Speaker 7: are born? 57 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:21,200 Speaker 6: Just like this next message? I know I probably came 58 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:23,919 Speaker 6: out like kind of out there because I slapped pizza 59 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:24,760 Speaker 6: slice out of your hand. 60 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:30,280 Speaker 5: But you're gonna thank me later. Because gluten it really 61 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:35,640 Speaker 5: is dangerous and it's hiding everywhere, like there's gluten in 62 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:40,919 Speaker 5: or pantry, there's gluten are water, there's gluten are four cream, 63 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,680 Speaker 5: a lot of places that you wouldn't even. 64 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:46,600 Speaker 6: Think, which, honestly, that was probably why your under eyes 65 00:02:46,639 --> 00:02:50,000 Speaker 6: were so puffy. I mean, trust me, you could really 66 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:53,120 Speaker 6: cut back. I just think that you deserve to live 67 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 6: a happy, gluten free lifestyle. And if you give me 68 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:02,239 Speaker 6: the okay, I we'll make sure, as you were a 69 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:06,960 Speaker 6: gluten guard, that you never touched guten again. And before 70 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:09,920 Speaker 6: I hang up, I remember you said that your parents 71 00:03:09,919 --> 00:03:14,239 Speaker 6: were sick. So if you can give me power of 72 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:17,480 Speaker 6: attorney over them, I can make sure the gluten is 73 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:21,600 Speaker 6: out of their life too. Money Bye, next message. 74 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:26,799 Speaker 3: How do you say I'm crazy without directly saying I'm crazy? 75 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:30,200 Speaker 7: My gosh, Wow, gluten went to her head? 76 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:32,400 Speaker 2: Is what happened? Or lack of gluten? 77 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:32,960 Speaker 1: Yeah? 78 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,800 Speaker 3: Do we live in a state with gluten water? 79 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,760 Speaker 1: Yeah? 80 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,520 Speaker 3: She said it's in the water. I want to make 81 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:40,960 Speaker 3: sure my water is gluten free. 82 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:42,480 Speaker 7: You're gonna have to hire the Gluten. 83 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:44,840 Speaker 3: Guarden, I guess, so keep her number. We are in 84 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:47,120 Speaker 3: the middle of an award winning edition of The Loser 85 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,320 Speaker 3: Line today, and when I say award winning, I'm completely 86 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 3: making that up. The only trophy this segment would take 87 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:56,920 Speaker 3: home is outstanding achievement in Poor life Choices. But remember 88 00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:00,279 Speaker 3: we are on YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, all the podcast platforms 89 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:03,360 Speaker 3: at Brooke and Jeffrey. Too much content for us to count. 90 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,520 Speaker 3: Now let's go to the next clip. 91 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 2: Hey, I just had to call because remember how you 92 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:13,360 Speaker 2: told me were into. 93 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:14,240 Speaker 1: Being love bombed? 94 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:24,080 Speaker 2: Well, get ready because bombs away, here you go. So 95 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:29,800 Speaker 2: I want to take care of you so much, like 96 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,960 Speaker 2: like if you were the age you are now, but 97 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:35,360 Speaker 2: you lived in a rest home, and that's how good 98 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:38,880 Speaker 2: I take care of you. I'd bring you to breakfast, 99 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:42,600 Speaker 2: to lunch and dinner and read you the newspaper and 100 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:45,040 Speaker 2: play scrabble with you on that for. 101 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:45,800 Speaker 1: A love bomb. 102 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,440 Speaker 2: All right, call me back and I can give you 103 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:51,120 Speaker 2: some odd bed pad talk. 104 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's always. 105 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,760 Speaker 7: Good to imagine what your good life's gonna be like 106 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:57,719 Speaker 7: when you're in continent. 107 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:59,559 Speaker 3: I just feel like that's going to be the next 108 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:00,920 Speaker 3: plot a horror. 109 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:02,719 Speaker 2: Film, The Love Bombers. 110 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:05,839 Speaker 3: The calls coming from inside the retirement home. 111 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,799 Speaker 5: But nobody really cares because they can't move that fast 112 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,400 Speaker 5: here yeah. 113 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:11,280 Speaker 1: Next me. 114 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:15,640 Speaker 7: Hey Travis, I'm really sorry that's taken me the song 115 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,920 Speaker 7: to get back to you. It's just you know how 116 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:20,160 Speaker 7: I told you I was gonna be going on that 117 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:24,480 Speaker 7: Disney cruise in the UK. Well, I spent some days 118 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:28,880 Speaker 7: in London before the cruise, and British guys are really hot. 119 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,800 Speaker 7: Like I don't know if it's just the accent or what, 120 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:36,600 Speaker 7: but there was this one guy who was like explaining 121 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:39,760 Speaker 7: cricket to me, and like normally something like that would 122 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:42,680 Speaker 7: bore me to tears, but it was just like the 123 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,479 Speaker 7: way he said it, I didn't care that he was 124 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:47,640 Speaker 7: talking about it for like twenty minutes. I was just mesmerized. 125 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,839 Speaker 7: And then I met this guy Archie. Oh, oh my gosh. 126 00:05:50,839 --> 00:05:54,239 Speaker 7: I think his like great grandfather like worked at the palace, 127 00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:57,880 Speaker 7: like one of the palaces. It's just so fascinating. And 128 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,800 Speaker 7: don't get me right, like not that you're not great, obviously, 129 00:06:00,839 --> 00:06:04,880 Speaker 7: like you're great like in like your own way, but 130 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:08,600 Speaker 7: it was super nice to meet you and Tata. 131 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:12,120 Speaker 3: Next message, Oh port salt in the wound at the 132 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,200 Speaker 3: end there with the Tata the British goodbye. 133 00:06:14,279 --> 00:06:15,719 Speaker 1: Do you think that was the British goodbye? 134 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:15,960 Speaker 2: Yeah? 135 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,479 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's an American Bible, like I see you later. 136 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:19,480 Speaker 1: I mean, I get it. 137 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:22,080 Speaker 7: British guys are only hot because of the accents. 138 00:06:22,279 --> 00:06:25,360 Speaker 3: Okay, Talks would disagree with that. Yeah, to all of 139 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:28,560 Speaker 3: our male British listeners, we love you for all of 140 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:28,920 Speaker 3: the things. 141 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:31,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just so pale, you know. 142 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:35,920 Speaker 7: Oh and you're so tann I you don't worry. 143 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:35,800 Speaker 1: Yeah. 144 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,280 Speaker 3: Remember, you can hear your favorite loser lines of the 145 00:06:38,279 --> 00:06:40,279 Speaker 3: week when you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery YouTube. 146 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:42,080 Speaker 3: We post them there, along with all of our second 147 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:44,920 Speaker 3: date updates, awkward Tuesdays, and your phone taps. In fact, 148 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:45,960 Speaker 3: one is coming up right 149 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,240 Speaker 2: After this brooking Jeffrey in the morning.