WEBVTT - Thursday Post Show (6-6-24) 0:00:01.320 --> 0:00:05.560 It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host, 0:00:06.040 --> 0:00:14.680 Bobby Bones. I've been stalking Morgan for a couple of weeks, 0:00:14.680 --> 0:00:16.239 trying to figure out where she goes. When she goes. 0:00:16.600 --> 0:00:18.400 We're playing this assassin game where if you shoot them 0:00:18.400 --> 0:00:21.320 with the water gun, they're dead. Last man standing wins 0:00:21.360 --> 0:00:24.680 all the money. Last person whatever, don't hit me up, 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:27.040 don't hit me woke people, less person here, you got it. 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:30.280 And so I felt pretty good about yesterday. I was 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:33.000 finally gonna go over and declare it was war. And 0:00:33.040 --> 0:00:34.720 so I go, and I know better to drive in 0:00:34.720 --> 0:00:36.520 front of Morgan's house because she has a ring camera, 0:00:37.120 --> 0:00:39.199 so I know how to get around the back, like 0:00:39.280 --> 0:00:42.479 go around the road that's by the highway and not 0:00:42.680 --> 0:00:45.440 pass her house and back around. And I was going, 0:00:45.560 --> 0:00:49.320 I was gonna park, and I pulled my perfect spot. 0:00:49.080 --> 0:00:50.800 Not you can't. You wouldn't be able to see my 0:00:50.840 --> 0:00:55.480 truck at her house. And so I'm right there on 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:58.400 the corner, parking if I'm a good yard and I 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:00.760 she comes around the corner and it's not like a 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:03.959 four way, it's a small road, and I just fall. 0:01:04.280 --> 0:01:05.760 I'm like, are you kidding? Oh? 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:07.240 You did the lunchbox where you try to fall. 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:10.319 I had no choice. The road was so small. It 0:01:10.319 --> 0:01:11.600 wasn't even like a four way in a neighbor. I 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:14.319 mean it was so it's a small road, and my 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:18.800 Hyundai is, Oh, it's like gold matte. She knows the car. 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:21.560 I'm just hoping she was not paying attention. But I 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:23.800 follow and I fell in because she came up on 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:26.720 me so quick. I didn't even see her coming, so 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:29.679 you had to see a head go. So I thought, 0:01:29.720 --> 0:01:31.280 but maybe she didn't see me. Did you see me? 0:01:31.520 --> 0:01:32.039 I know? 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:35.400 God, but really I saw the car because the car. 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:38.880 Nobody else has that car. And I was like, oh, 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:40.440 it has to be Bobby. But then I was like, well, 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:41.200 maybe it wasn't. 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:44.440 And so I was a little bit like, okay, were. 0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:45.039 You thinking at all? 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:47.000 Like maybe Bobby wants to meet with me about something. 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:50.559 Down the street. 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:51.520 I need to talk to you. 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:54.920 I was so just and I have a whole video 0:01:54.960 --> 0:01:55.760 of me getting ready. 0:01:57.560 --> 0:01:59.840 I was so upset. It's the car, dude, because that's 0:01:59.840 --> 0:02:00.680 what lunch buns did to me. 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:02.480 Which one you have me to drive? Drum a Bronco, 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:04.640 give me drive the gold medal Honday, Give d my 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:05.800 Porsche three of them. 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:08.079 You have to drive a car that nobody's going to 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:08.560 recognize it. 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:11.079 I have one bar neighbors. I mean, that's why I 0:02:11.120 --> 0:02:14.200 don't have I don't know my neighbor. That's the tough 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:16.120 part of being an assassin. You got to switch vehicles. 0:02:16.240 --> 0:02:18.400 Well, I was parked off and it had she not 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:20.160 been driving through, and I only identify her by her 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:22.679 ducks because it could have There are a lot of jeeps. 0:02:22.960 --> 0:02:26.640 There's you know her color jeep to not there's plenty 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:29.720 of them, but there are so many ducks in the window. 0:02:30.960 --> 0:02:35.079 So I'm like, well, she probably saw me. I'm not 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:36.760 gonna drive all the way over here and not still 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:42.280 go for it. And I have this really intense, extremely 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:46.160 far shooting water gun that you push a button, tell 0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:48.160 you how much charges in it. Oh it's electric, Yeah, 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:51.200 yeah it's And so I thought, if she just comes out, 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:53.440 I can probably stillhoot her from three miles away on 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:54.959 top of it, if I get on top of the hynday. 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:58.639 So I crossed, and I had like two neighbors that 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:00.079 out their window at me because I'm like hiding in 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:03.000 the yard behind a bush and somebody else's yard. Luckily, 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:05.920 my gun is orange. Because I hadn't been black, they'd 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:07.480 probably thought I was trying to kill somebody. 0:03:07.480 --> 0:03:11.000 And let's remember we're not kids, man like, we're older people. 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:12.839 So like, if you see like a forty year old 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:14.360 man in your yard, that's scary. 0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:17.359 Like I am like sitting on my butt behind a 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:20.960 bush with a gun. But it's orange, So I feel 0:03:21.000 --> 0:03:22.760 okay about that. So I'm trying to get her out 0:03:22.760 --> 0:03:24.680 of her house. And I had this plan completely hatched 0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:30.600 up before she saw me. So I hired. She's not 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:32.240 an intern because I'm paying her. But when I went 0:03:32.280 --> 0:03:34.679 and spoke at the University of Arkansas to a bunch 0:03:34.680 --> 0:03:36.760 of grad students, I was like, an, you guys want 0:03:36.760 --> 0:03:37.880 to come work in media, I'll pay you for a 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:41.440 whole summer. Come up here and work. And so the 0:03:41.480 --> 0:03:43.880 girl's name is Katie, that's working for me this summer. 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:47.160 And I said, Katie Morgan won't know your number, so 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:50.960 send her this text message once we know she's in 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:54.960 the house. And so Katie text her, Hey, Morgan, this 0:03:55.120 --> 0:03:57.520 is Blossom Flower Delivery with an order from I used 0:03:57.520 --> 0:04:00.120 her boyfriend's name nice and I used her address. Our 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:01.560 delivery service placed the order on the side of the 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:03.480 home to avoid contact with the dogs that it overheard. 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:04.760 Please let us know if you see your delivery, and 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:06.920 let us know if you have any questions. So I 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:09.280 was ready for Morgan had already seen me. But had 0:04:09.320 --> 0:04:11.000 she not to come out of her house and look 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:13.720 for the flowers? Boom, nail her right, good plan, good plan, 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:17.760 scream at her, wow, and then run. I didn't work 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:18.960 out because she comes out of the house of the 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:20.200 phone like recording. 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:22.839 Me very interesting, Morgan? 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:24.840 Would that have worked well? 0:04:24.960 --> 0:04:27.120 Ironically? Like perfect time? 0:04:27.120 --> 0:04:30.360 I mean, had I not seen you, I was expecting 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:35.159 a delivery from him that day at that time of what, oh, 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:40.840 just something related to say, nothing big, but it wasn't. 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:42.480 I don't I didn't know what it was. 0:04:42.560 --> 0:04:45.480 He just told me expected delivery, so it would have been. 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:47.719 And the reason I drove by first but didn't go 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:49.000 by the front of her house. I didn't make sure 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:50.480 that there wasn't a truck or car I didn't know 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:53.520 like his, because had he been there, that wouldn't have worked. 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:56.120 Could it had been like I didn't order you anything. 0:04:56.640 --> 0:04:59.080 I had this whole thing like triple scouted. Had she 0:04:59.120 --> 0:05:01.800 not driven around the cor her thirty seconds I got 0:05:01.839 --> 0:05:05.000 there thirty seconds early. So she comes out of the house. 0:05:05.000 --> 0:05:06.640 She has her phone out, she's laughing, but she's hiding 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:08.000 behind like a pole the whole time. So I can't 0:05:08.040 --> 0:05:10.919 shoot her, and I'm like, all right, screw it. So 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:14.800 I take off running to the house. She jumps in 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:16.440 and I'm like, fine, I'll just go hide behind the house. 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:18.279 Oh my goodness, Oh my good. 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:20.720 The problem is, I'm like running on the rock. She's 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:23.960 big rocks, gravel, you hear me. And so I'm like, 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:25.400 I'm gonna i gues i'mbody got on the trash cans, 0:05:25.480 --> 0:05:27.520 jump over the fence. And at this point I'm thinking 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:32.159 I'm gonna get hurt. Yeah, I'm gonna play softball tonight. 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:35.440 I have another big cool thing coming up sports wise 0:05:35.480 --> 0:05:37.120 that I can't announce yet. But I was like, I 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:38.599 can't get injured, but I really want to kill her. 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:39.880 Then I see her little head poke outs to the 0:05:39.920 --> 0:05:43.400 back door and she's like watching me. So I just 0:05:43.400 --> 0:05:44.200 shoot at the window. 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:46.680 Nothing no water on your hair or nothing. 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:48.360 No, she didn't see your head out. She just looked 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:48.760 through the window. 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:49.280 Okay, good. 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:51.480 I knew I had a safe zone, and so then. 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:53.000 I just kind of circled the house for a bit 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:55.680 and snuck off and just had her scared. I was 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:57.520 still there for a long time. I never said I'm leaving. 0:05:57.520 --> 0:05:58.400 I just want to release feel it. 0:05:58.920 --> 0:06:00.800 Oh no, I saw you run away. You know why 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:02.239 because I was gonna shoot you from above. 0:06:02.320 --> 0:06:02.600 I had. 0:06:02.760 --> 0:06:04.360 I had an advantage joint that I was getting to. 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:06.919 You can you imagine she snipes me from her the 0:06:06.920 --> 0:06:12.720 top the greatest Yeah, wait, can you shoot your assassin? 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:14.840 You can't. That was the rule if you're That's how 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:16.480 you can save yourself from them, is if you shoot them. 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:19.119 So I was. I was getting to my vantage point. 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:23.359 See you run across my law. 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:30.920 You're still four o'clock yesterday afternoon. 0:06:30.960 --> 0:06:31.840 Man Like. 0:06:31.960 --> 0:06:35.680 I was so planned and I just she just came 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:37.600 around the corner. I had the flat and everything. Had 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:40.840 to make sure that he wasn't there. And then when 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:42.720 I hear her laughing with her phone poked out from 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:44.720 the hold, I was like, I'm cooked. I might as 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:46.680 well run at her. Maybe she'll fall or something and 0:06:46.720 --> 0:06:49.040 I can shoot her. But I did not get her. 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:51.120 A lot of work went into that. It did not work. 0:06:51.200 --> 0:06:52.800 So now you know I'm trying to kill Morgan, you 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:54.880 didn't chase her into her garage. I chased her into 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:55.560 her house. 0:06:56.080 --> 0:06:58.160 Like I mean, oh, as soon as I even thought 0:06:58.160 --> 0:06:58.680 it was Bobby. 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:00.960 When I got into my garage, jedge went down before 0:07:01.000 --> 0:07:01.800 I got out. 0:07:01.720 --> 0:07:03.080 Of the car. There was no way to get in 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:04.960 there like you got Edie. 0:07:04.960 --> 0:07:07.360 And Eddie's jeep was opening at the top off right. 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:10.240 She knew and she knew it was me, so she 0:07:10.280 --> 0:07:12.320 shut it quickly. Eddie wasn't for sure that was even you. 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:13.640 He didn't know what you know, you were in your 0:07:13.680 --> 0:07:15.480 wife's car. So that was great on your part because 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:16.640 had he knew was you, he could have pulled in, 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:19.320 kept the door shut, shut the garage. You never got in, No, 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:21.280 I'd just run in the garage. Then he would have 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:22.160 never opened the doors. 0:07:23.520 --> 0:07:26.120 The lid was, he had the top of the top 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:26.640 off whatever. 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:30.240 That's how it got to. If he would have seen you, though, 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:30.920 it'ld have been different. 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:31.240 For sure. 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:32.320 I wouldn't stop. 0:07:33.080 --> 0:07:34.760 Yeah, No, he ha'd have been screwed because it's a 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:35.280 cold sack. 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:38.280 I did. I can drive fast, you can't drive through 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:38.800 a cold set. 0:07:38.800 --> 0:07:39.440 There's nowhere to go. 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:41.960 I turn around and keep driving. 0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:43.280 Top on or Morgan had a top on and she 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:45.000 pulled in the garage and I was hoping she didn't 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:45.320 see me. 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:49.600 And that's what you get for being early the butt, dude, 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:50.160 Yeah I did. 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:55.240 I'm telling you thirty seconds. Yeah, the road she didn't 0:07:55.320 --> 0:07:56.680 drive down to make sure everything was clear and new 0:07:56.680 --> 0:07:58.160 not to pull in front of her house because of 0:07:58.160 --> 0:08:00.000 a ring camera. Did you get anything on your ring? 0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:03.160 Oh yeah I have. I have the disappointing look on 0:08:03.200 --> 0:08:03.600 your face. 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:05.880 When I ran inside and you pulled up to the 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:08.360 front door like doing it like just mad, and then 0:08:08.360 --> 0:08:09.680 you ran around the side. 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:11.200 That was really fun. 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:13.320 It's so stupid. I was so irritated. I wanted to 0:08:13.320 --> 0:08:15.080 bust a window and then start shooting in there. Okay, 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:16.760 they just pay for the window. But I didn't do that. 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:17.960 I can't do that. 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:20.160 He was like, there's rocks right here, I can just boom. 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:22.680 You were circling my house like a shark, though, I 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:24.120 was like, I don't know how long this. 0:08:24.200 --> 0:08:26.400 Is gon't go on for I was told she'd like 0:08:26.480 --> 0:08:28.440 try to come out and like be like haha and 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:31.040 not expect me to be right there because I had 0:08:31.080 --> 0:08:32.280 to use up every No. 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:34.360 I was paranoid the whole rest of the day, I 0:08:34.400 --> 0:08:36.400 would be like taking Remy out and I'm like, oh 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:38.160 my gosh, I had my gun everywhere. 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:41.520 I'm like, you could stop me here? 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:45.200 He would, I would, I didn't. But here's the deal. 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:47.520 I also one didn't want to get caught in traffic. 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:51.319 It's terrible. It's it's terrible anyway. And then two, oh, 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:53.480 you and Texas were playing the softball Championship. I need 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:55.560 to watch it with my wife, and so I had 0:08:55.559 --> 0:08:56.640 to be home for that. I don't want to get 0:08:56.679 --> 0:09:00.160 in trouble assassin problems, but I was there. 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:03.360 I'm never gonna get over watching you run away with 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:04.560 your giant gun out. 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:06.920 Huge gun, right, a huge gun. 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:09.640 My like assassin point as. 0:09:09.559 --> 0:09:11.599 People like drive by slowly and look at me, like 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:13.679 what is that guy doing hiding in a bush? Yeah, 0:09:13.720 --> 0:09:16.160 And again, had the gun not been huge and orange, 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:18.199 somebody probably would have called to tell on me. I 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:19.880 also would like shoot water when people look at me, 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:20.680 just so they would know. 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:22.320 Like no. 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:24.480 But even even then, guys people our age don't play 0:09:24.480 --> 0:09:26.560 water gun fights. They understand, like maybe what they're kids? 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:28.520 There are no kids around, it's weird. 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:29.680 They probably all listen to the show. 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:30.959 Yeah, it's weird. 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:32.480 It's sort of like when I was stalking you and 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:34.800 I sat there. I mean, people would drive by because 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:36.560 it's a construction site and so all the people that 0:09:36.720 --> 0:09:38.680 in that area are working and I am just sitting 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:41.440 there in the car, and they like, even like the contrenty, 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:43.280 they just kind of look at me, like what's it okay? 0:09:43.280 --> 0:09:45.040 And then they drive up and get back to work. 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:47.120 But it was like, oh, I feel so stupid. Little 0:09:47.120 --> 0:09:48.800 did they know you're about to assassin someone? 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:51.240 I will be warning goggles tonight in my softball game. 0:09:51.320 --> 0:09:53.080 If you guys don't know where I'm playing, or if 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:54.720 you do or don't it matter, I'll be warning goggles. 0:09:54.720 --> 0:09:56.199 So shoot me all you want. I'll use about one 0:09:56.200 --> 0:09:59.280 goggle save on tonight. Since you know where I'm going 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:01.320 to be, I will be wearing goggles around my neck. 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:05.280 So the goggles is just a one time mhm. If 0:10:05.320 --> 0:10:07.360 somebody shoots with goggles, you can't wear the goggles anymore. 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:11.520 You like, kill them off of them. I'm playing floaties 0:10:11.559 --> 0:10:14.800 like the original rule, the ones around your arms. Yeah, 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:16.319 because if you like see kids with floaties on the 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:20.120 grocery store, that's what they're playing. Is assassin. Uh yeah, 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:22.960 so I'm still in don't worry. 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:24.320 Oh I am too. 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:28.040 I didn't too much into this. Now I will get you. 0:10:28.800 --> 0:10:35.520 Oh dang, okay, taken. 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:33.480 With me everywhere. 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:35.160 I have a small one. I have a big one. 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:37.040 I have them hitten in my house. You have a pistol, 0:10:37.320 --> 0:10:40.280 I have them. Yes, I have small ones. I have 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:41.760 them hitting in my house in case when you guys 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:43.800 gets me at my house, have them like every room 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:46.760 to my wife's Like, why is there a water gun 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:47.079 in the. 0:10:47.120 --> 0:10:48.959 Drawer next to the form. 0:10:49.000 --> 0:10:50.720 I've seen too many shows where like people pull them 0:10:50.720 --> 0:10:51.880 out of like their bed and stuff and they need 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:53.480 them right at that time. I'm ready. 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:56.440 There's also go out of my car when you When 0:10:56.520 --> 0:10:58.560 I got that text from you, I went out into 0:10:58.559 --> 0:10:59.000 my car and. 0:10:58.960 --> 0:11:00.959 Grabbed the water gun before I stepped on the front port. 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:02.080 So I was like, I'm gonna have one in my 0:11:02.200 --> 0:11:04.120 unjust in cases what this is. 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:07.079 I don't know if you saw the text wasn't from me. 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:09.959 No, but I was like, I'm suspicious now of everything. 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:13.160 After I saw your car, has anyone else tried to assassin? 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:19.079 Like just lunchboxing you, I've had a TEMs Okay, interesting. 0:11:18.880 --> 0:11:20.600 It's much like Bobby, I've been planning. 0:11:20.800 --> 0:11:24.640 It's hard to because, like it can't be walking out 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:27.280 of work or coming into work, so it's tough. So 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:29.559 you really got to like study them like a listen. 0:11:29.600 --> 0:11:31.640 If I were going to stop, if we were going 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:33.920 to stalk somebody in real life, I'd give up. It's 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:36.120 annoying learning. 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:37.240 But they have a thing. 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:38.360 There's a different drive. 0:11:38.600 --> 0:11:40.240 They're driven to do it. 0:11:40.280 --> 0:11:41.120 I'd give up the drive. 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:42.400 Yeah, it's kind of hard to say. 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:45.240 Yeah, man, is it's too much work. 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:47.120 It's a lot of work, a lot of effort, a 0:11:47.120 --> 0:11:49.920 lot of wasted time doing nothing when they're not even there. 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:52.360 Yeah, I have another plan though, don't worry. I have 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:54.880 another plan. I have a secondary plan that they will 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:57.160 go into effect starting today today. 0:11:57.280 --> 0:12:02.960 It cannot be anything work related though, right, correct, right, Yeah, no, 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:07.360 I can't just making sure thing that I like plan 0:12:08.000 --> 0:12:10.080 like cm A Fest that we're gonna be out at 0:12:10.080 --> 0:12:13.280 c A Fest. That's why I'm asking a schedule also 0:12:13.720 --> 0:12:14.720 in front of everyone. 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:16.559 If it's for something for work, we can't do it. 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:19.200 But think about her on stage in front of all 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:19.679 those people. 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:23.120 If it's a bucket of water, and that's like a bomb, 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:27.400 that's all I'm talking about. Like a water balloon work too, 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:29.160 you'd have to get them wet, though A lot of 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:30.920 times I throw it and bounce off lands on the ground. 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:34.840 That's think about a water balloon. If it is at 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:37.440 a work event that you were put there from work. 0:12:37.840 --> 0:12:40.319 You can't do it. If you're just hanging out a 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:49.440 CMA a fest, that's will not be show uh. And 0:12:49.480 --> 0:12:51.160 then I just knew if I would have pulled a 0:12:51.160 --> 0:12:55.480 hamstring or something had I stayed and jumpings not being 0:12:55.480 --> 0:12:56.360 able play softball tonight. 0:12:57.240 --> 0:13:01.600 Yeah you ready for that? You mean shrugging your shoulders. 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:02.679 I'm just ready. So I'm gonna be. I went to 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:04.839 the banding cage yesterday. Oh yeah, I saw that. I 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:06.679 hit so many balls, I like tore my finger in 0:13:06.720 --> 0:13:08.360 my hand. Okay, you ever see the episode of the 0:13:08.400 --> 0:13:09.600 Office where. 0:13:10.000 --> 0:13:10.640 Do you have a glove? 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:11.800 Yeah, you wear banding gloves. 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:13.880 Yeah, but I was trying all kinds of stuff. These machines. 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:17.440 Now you can pick the arch, the ball comes twelve 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:19.720 foot ten feet, eight feet. You can do back spin, 0:13:19.880 --> 0:13:23.360 forward spin, knuckleball, and so then you can do fast pitch. 0:13:23.360 --> 0:13:25.400 And I started doing fast pitch. I mean I just 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:26.640 was like, man, this is crazy. You can just go 0:13:26.679 --> 0:13:27.719 to the bat and cage and hit all day. 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:28.480 That's cool. Yeah. 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:30.080 So when I started doing fast pitch, I started turning 0:13:30.080 --> 0:13:33.079 the hand that skin off my hands because I went 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:35.040 fast pitch softball. Then I went fast baseball. 0:13:35.280 --> 0:13:36.800 Okay, even though you're playing softball. 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:38.440 Yeah, I just kind of got into it, you know. 0:13:39.960 --> 0:13:43.400 But there's a really cool batting cage ironically near Morgan's house, 0:13:43.480 --> 0:13:45.360 which is why I planned it all that perfect. 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:46.680 Oh okay, that makes sense. 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:49.080 You ever heard of the d bat place d bat 0:13:49.080 --> 0:13:49.680 batting cages. 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:53.160 Yeah, you're playing a game over a boy my house. 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:55.480 Yeah, right by your house. Yeah, come see what happens. 0:13:56.160 --> 0:13:58.240 I'm playing outfit with the big gun, the big orange 0:13:58.240 --> 0:14:00.640 gun strapped to my back and float. 0:14:00.679 --> 0:14:02.000 He's on interesting. 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:04.520 So now she can go find you just to eliminate you, 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:07.080 even though because he's. 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:10.160 Your assassin, and if she's my assassin, she can find me. 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:12.120 Otherwise she's just in protection mode if I come there. 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:15.959 Oh no, no, no, okay, I remember. 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:16.640 I can't go after him. 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:18.319 She's not gonna come hunt me, but she can kill 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:20.080 me to save herself unless she's my assassin. 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:20.480 Okay. 0:14:20.720 --> 0:14:22.800 Oh so I thought, now that she knew you were 0:14:22.840 --> 0:14:24.200 trying to kill her, she could kill you. 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:25.080 Y I thought that too. 0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:28.040 I mean, that can be a rule. That's fine if 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:29.840 we want to add it, but that's not the original rule. 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:33.000 But I have no I don't care because I'll kill 0:14:33.000 --> 0:14:34.320 her if she even comes near me to try to 0:14:34.360 --> 0:14:37.760 kill me. I welcome, dan, dude, you sound sound mean. 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:41.680 Yeah, yesterday on the camera, he was so dead. 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:43.640 Seriously, I put so much time into that and all 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:47.840 just pissed away all that time and effort. Don't call 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:50.920 out the devil, you know why. You might just come 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:54.480 that's all Georgia. 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:57.160 I was thinking, grateful dead rand of the devil is 0:14:57.240 --> 0:14:57.800 a friandom. 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:00.480 No, my gonna wa say that. I don't call it. Be careful, 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:01.480 don't call it the devil, because he. 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:03.840 Might just go, oh, and you're the devil in this this. 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:07.440 Yeah, She's like, I might go, I am yeah, God, 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:11.720 don't do it. You might just get it back. So anyway, 0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:13.120 that was yesterday, Arkansas. 0:15:13.200 --> 0:15:13.360 Keith. 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:14.720 You sent me a picture. You can go to my 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:16.920 Instagram and see it. He caught a forty pound striper 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:17.520 a few minutes ago. 0:15:17.600 --> 0:15:18.600 Yeah, I got the same one. 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:22.080 He texted to you to dude huge. Yeah, he caught 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:24.040 a forty pound striper. It's on my Instagram story, mister 0:15:24.040 --> 0:15:26.240 Bobby Bones. And then he started sending me other ones. 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:32.640 He sent, well, he sent me he sent two hybrid. Well, 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:35.440 the big one's the striper. And then he has two hybrids, 0:15:35.440 --> 0:15:37.760