Speaker 1: All right, coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
Speaker 1: It's my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
Speaker 1: he saw right through my lies, he saw right through
Speaker 1: my lives. We'll get into that in a minute, find
Speaker 1: out what that's all about. But right now, Junior is
Speaker 1: in for the nephew morning. Junior.
Speaker 2: You're here, I'm here. You know who are here? Because
Speaker 2: I gotta do a prank. Now, you got a prank
Speaker 2: prank today? Can you bring me some paper?
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: We're gonna find out here we go.
Speaker 4: Come on, cat, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to Charles. I'm
Speaker 4: looking for Charles.
Speaker 3: Yeah. This chiye, this chie? Can I help you?
Speaker 4: Hey, listen, I'm speaking with I'm sorry, it's gotty man.
Speaker 4: I'm I'm out sitting for readA.
Speaker 3: See y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah, she told me she
Speaker 3: was going out of town. What can I do for you?
Speaker 4: Brother? How pought y'all out on the way, man, y'all,
Speaker 4: I'm in the house.
Speaker 3: Both our houses, yeah, I think let's see. Yeah, we
Speaker 3: four houses down.
Speaker 4: Okay. Now, she loved me a number man, love me,
Speaker 4: y'all know me? And then she loved miss Dars. No
Speaker 4: I tried to call miss Dars but then nobody answer
Speaker 4: the phone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she know, I'm me in church around this time.
Speaker 3: Ria said she was gonna be gone for a minute,
Speaker 3: So you say you down there right right right?
Speaker 4: And she told me if I got an emergency anything,
Speaker 4: that I could reach out to y'all and call y'all. Right,
Speaker 4: right right, Okay? Are you are you busy right now? Man?
Speaker 3: Well? Actually, I'm in the middle of cooking my wife
Speaker 3: some dinner and got some meat on the grill. But
Speaker 3: other than that, you know.
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean you you are you able to help
Speaker 4: me out with something right quick? Or you got you
Speaker 4: got time for that?
Speaker 3: Well, like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking.
Speaker 3: If there's something I can help you with, I you know,
Speaker 3: I don't mind coming down there and showing you doing
Speaker 3: whatever it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie.
Speaker 3: Would you out to have any paper?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 3: Any paper?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no news. But I mean
Speaker 4: some paper. You have some paper?
Speaker 3: What notebook paper? No?
Speaker 4: See man, listen, Charlie, like I said, my name's got it, man,
Speaker 4: I know you don't know me. I didn't got myself
Speaker 4: in a little situation here down here, read the house man,
Speaker 4: and I didn't. Man, I'm in a situation I actually
Speaker 4: and in the bathroom. Man, it ain't no paper in here.
Speaker 3: Dog. So you're saying you want me to bring you
Speaker 3: some toilet paper.
Speaker 4: I mean, if you don't mind, I'm sitting here. My
Speaker 4: legs ain't got none of my I can't feel my
Speaker 4: whole little body, man, from butt down. I can't feel
Speaker 4: nothing in my feet. Everything that went to sleep on me.
Speaker 3: Old up, babe. This dude down here at read the
Speaker 3: house saying he wants me to bring his paper because
Speaker 3: he didn't got numb sitting on the toilet. Man, look
Speaker 3: at it, bruh. I'm in the middle of cooking. I
Speaker 3: wish I could help you, but you know, I.
Speaker 4: Mean tell you ain't but about four hours a dall,
Speaker 4: can you just run down here right quickly. I'm at
Speaker 4: the back door open.
Speaker 3: I have to say, Man, I understand all that you saying,
Speaker 3: but like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking
Speaker 3: for my wife. We having a little special agent because
Speaker 3: our kids and stuff gone, and I can't leave her
Speaker 3: like that just to come bring you know paper. Now,
Speaker 3: what I can tell you to do is if Rita
Speaker 3: got one of them towels or something down.
Speaker 4: Man, I'm not using nobody town like. That's disrespectful.
Speaker 3: Man. Okay, hey, but lord your voice, man, you calling
Speaker 3: me to help you, and you acting like I caused
Speaker 3: you to not have no guy?
Speaker 4: You a handst the bat. I got all I'm asking for.
Speaker 4: Just ain't gonna take no more but two three minutes.
Speaker 4: Run down here right quick and bring the paper man,
Speaker 4: and then you get on back to your dinner.
Speaker 3: Well, what you was like, what you need to do?
Speaker 4: Brother?
Speaker 3: You said you had emergency. I thought the house or
Speaker 3: the dog that got out, or you locked yourself out
Speaker 3: the house. But I'm not gonna come down there and
Speaker 3: bring you no papers because that don't sound like emergency.
Speaker 3: That sounds like some personal And furthermore, you're in the bathroom,
Speaker 3: just jump to your clothes, getting the shout and white.
Speaker 4: I'm not feel the dog. That's like I said, I'm
Speaker 4: numb right now, man, I need some help.
Speaker 3: It's on this show. You want me to come down
Speaker 3: there and bring you some toilet papers and pick your
Speaker 3: numb You can't get up out the telling if I
Speaker 3: was to help you things this day.
Speaker 4: That's why I'm trying to tell you I'm in an
Speaker 4: emerging see man, Okay.
Speaker 3: Well that, like I said, Man, that don't sound like
Speaker 3: an emergency. It seems like a little quick fix. Get
Speaker 3: your drawings and your drawings, so go get you some molds.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not senna walk four houses down there
Speaker 3: to bring you some toilet papers your legs, I'm high.
Speaker 3: How you gonna get up and open the door.
Speaker 4: The back door is over. All you gotta do is
Speaker 4: come in here and reaching him and pass me roll
Speaker 4: of paper. Man, That's all I'm asking you to do.
Speaker 4: Mister Charlie, I understand that.
Speaker 3: But I'm not gonna come down there and bring you
Speaker 3: no paper. I'm not gonna bring you and.
Speaker 4: Bring me some paper down here? Man, your man to say?
Speaker 3: Man, who the hell you think you holling at?
Speaker 4: You need me? I don't need you? Or won't you
Speaker 4: do something? Man? You see, I'm sitting in a situation.
Speaker 4: No readA left y'all number that y'all will help me
Speaker 4: while I'm down there on house watching man just here,
Speaker 4: crazy baby, Man, what why.
Speaker 3: Don't you you're gonna call me asking me to bring
Speaker 3: you some newspaper. I told you that. I was in
Speaker 3: the middle of fix see me and my wife from dinner,
Speaker 3: and you come calling me talking about some paper man.
Speaker 3: I don't want to hear no, by no doubt, and
Speaker 3: I ain't coming down there to bring you no paper man.
Speaker 4: Hello, Charlie, you're gonna bring this paper man. Man.
Speaker 3: Look like I told you before I ask him, bring
Speaker 3: you no paper down there. We don't wipe no on
Speaker 3: this street.
Speaker 4: Old old man, I can't just you can't just leave
Speaker 4: me here.
Speaker 3: And I'm numb like this bound us to come bring
Speaker 3: no brown man, no toilet paper because he is responsible when.
Speaker 4: He going into the restroom.
Speaker 3: That sounds like a personal problem.
Speaker 4: You you too wrong for that, just Situat said, though
Speaker 4: this is an emergency, man, Man, that don't sound in nomergency.
Speaker 4: That sounds like a.
Speaker 3: Personal problem that you got going on.
Speaker 4: Come on, Jordan, I wanna get off of here.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: You know to be off. I don't give about you
Speaker 4: being man nott a fact.
Speaker 3: Soon as you get your out of there, you so man,
Speaker 3: you come on down here.
Speaker 4: I'm coming down there by the truck. I'm coming down
Speaker 4: there the way I am just like this hell and
Speaker 4: I'm gonna warp for not helping me while I'm in
Speaker 4: a situation. Will bring your tom I got one more
Speaker 4: thing I need to say to you that I'm gonna do.
Speaker 4: Is you listening?
Speaker 3: Ringdio tongue. I got some snake skin shoes that fit
Speaker 3: right up, clean up on it.
Speaker 4: I got one more thing. Is you listening? Man?
Speaker 3: What man? Like I said? What what you got to say? Man?
Speaker 4: Is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show? You
Speaker 4: just got pranked by your neighbor. Reader.
Speaker 3: Ain't this dam at mom from the radio station? Is
Speaker 3: this timming from the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 4: Read them?
Speaker 3: Got you call the man? You had me housing to
Speaker 3: come down there? Man and boy show down and you
Speaker 3: better be glad.
Speaker 4: I'm eating.
Speaker 3: I can't believe it.
Speaker 4: Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, one more thing.
Speaker 4: What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
Speaker 4: baddest radio show in the last the Steve Harvey Show.
Speaker 3: Y'all playing practical jokes on folks.
Speaker 2: Man, there it is. Can you bring me some paper?
Speaker 2: Can you bring me hey? Yes, it's here's the junior.
Speaker 5: You know, normally I don't get in on the back
Speaker 5: end of these prints, because I don't like talking to
Speaker 5: that food.
Speaker 3: Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 5: But since we got a little time to key. You know,
Speaker 5: earlier we were talking about.
Speaker 2: Simony. Uh yeah, Simon and them should how she wear
Speaker 2: a Green Bay jacket to the bad game. Yes, man,
Speaker 2: they've been patrolling her now, trontrolling. Troll patrolling. That's short
Speaker 2: for patrol. Okay, yes, ma'am, go ahead, whatever you say.
Speaker 2: You know this man, no know your adjective. They patrolling her.
Speaker 2: I don't. She got to learn what to wear. She
Speaker 2: got plenty of stuff to wear.
Speaker 5: What like I said earlier, she could wear her little
Speaker 5: load Olympic outfit.
Speaker 2: He could wear the little tights.
Speaker 5: You should have walked in there with them gold medals
Speaker 5: on her neck if I had it, that's what I.
Speaker 2: Wear, or I turn them into rings.
Speaker 3: I well, I.
Speaker 2: Hadn't been that everything hanging on my head, I wouldn't
Speaker 2: even be able to I wouldn't even be able to
Speaker 2: look up. I have them heavy things.
Speaker 4: A beat.
Speaker 2: He tore my elobes on.
Speaker 5: I'll be walking around just a cute. Get them taped
Speaker 5: on the shirt. Everything.
Speaker 2: She just needs to let she don't learn. See, she
Speaker 2: ain't got no friends. Around her. She needs I.
Speaker 5: Think semony what was her name, maybe I but just yeah,
Speaker 5: quick reading simony.
Speaker 2: Uh, she has you tied out simon me whatever, cause
Speaker 2: seem what she really needs.
Speaker 5: It's a real real black friend that just know all
Speaker 5: the rules and everything.
Speaker 2: And tell a girl, come on now, were going to
Speaker 2: the bass game. You fit to wear a pack of
Speaker 2: jacket off. You're insin to do that. Don't wear that.
Speaker 2: Put them gold medals on it. That's going out here
Speaker 2: and get some mes looking at yeah, because she don't
Speaker 2: throw that in there. All right, thank you. He don't
Speaker 2: like being puntroll Shire. All right, coming up next, Thank you,
Speaker 2: Sister Odell.
Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry letter. The subject is he saw right through
Speaker 1: my lies. We'll get into it right after this. You're
Speaker 1: listening Harvey Morning Show.