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Speaker 1: All right, coming up at about four minutes after the hour.

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Speaker 1: It's my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is

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Speaker 1: he saw right through my lies, he saw right through

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Speaker 1: my lives. We'll get into that in a minute, find

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Speaker 1: out what that's all about. But right now, Junior is

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Speaker 1: in for the nephew morning. Junior.

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Speaker 2: You're here, I'm here. You know who are here? Because

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Speaker 2: I gotta do a prank. Now, you got a prank

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Speaker 2: prank today? Can you bring me some paper?

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Speaker 3: Uh huh.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna find out here we go.

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Speaker 4: Come on, cat, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to Charles. I'm

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Speaker 4: looking for Charles.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. This chiye, this chie? Can I help you?

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Speaker 4: Hey, listen, I'm speaking with I'm sorry, it's gotty man.

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Speaker 4: I'm I'm out sitting for readA.

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Speaker 3: See y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah, she told me she

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Speaker 3: was going out of town. What can I do for you?

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Speaker 4: Brother? How pought y'all out on the way, man, y'all,

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Speaker 4: I'm in the house.

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Speaker 3: Both our houses, yeah, I think let's see. Yeah, we

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Speaker 3: four houses down.

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Speaker 4: Okay. Now, she loved me a number man, love me,

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Speaker 4: y'all know me? And then she loved miss Dars. No

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Speaker 4: I tried to call miss Dars but then nobody answer

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Speaker 4: the phone.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she know, I'm me in church around this time.

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Speaker 3: Ria said she was gonna be gone for a minute,

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Speaker 3: So you say you down there right right right?

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Speaker 4: And she told me if I got an emergency anything,

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Speaker 4: that I could reach out to y'all and call y'all. Right,

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Speaker 4: right right, Okay? Are you are you busy right now? Man?

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Speaker 3: Well? Actually, I'm in the middle of cooking my wife

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Speaker 3: other than that, you know.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I mean you you are you able to help

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Speaker 4: got time for that?

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Speaker 3: Well, like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking.

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Speaker 3: If there's something I can help you with, I you know,

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Speaker 3: I don't mind coming down there and showing you doing

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Speaker 3: whatever it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie.

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Speaker 3: Would you out to have any paper?

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 3: Any paper?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying?

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no news. But I mean

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Speaker 4: some paper. You have some paper?

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Speaker 3: What notebook paper? No?

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Speaker 4: See man, listen, Charlie, like I said, my name's got it, man,

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Speaker 4: I know you don't know me. I didn't got myself

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Speaker 4: in a little situation here down here, read the house man,

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Speaker 4: and I didn't. Man, I'm in a situation I actually

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Speaker 4: and in the bathroom. Man, it ain't no paper in here.

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Speaker 3: Dog. So you're saying you want me to bring you

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Speaker 4: I mean, if you don't mind, I'm sitting here. My

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Speaker 4: legs ain't got none of my I can't feel my

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Speaker 4: whole little body, man, from butt down. I can't feel

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Speaker 4: nothing in my feet. Everything that went to sleep on me.

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Speaker 3: Old up, babe. This dude down here at read the

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Speaker 3: at it, bruh. I'm in the middle of cooking. I

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Speaker 4: Mean tell you ain't but about four hours a dall,

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Speaker 4: can you just run down here right quickly. I'm at

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Speaker 3: I have to say, Man, I understand all that you saying,

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Speaker 3: but like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking

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Speaker 3: like that just to come bring you know paper. Now,

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Speaker 3: what I can tell you to do is if Rita

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Speaker 4: Man, I'm not using nobody town like. That's disrespectful.

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Speaker 3: Man. Okay, hey, but lord your voice, man, you calling

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Speaker 3: you to not have no guy?

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Speaker 4: You a handst the bat. I got all I'm asking for.

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Speaker 4: Just ain't gonna take no more but two three minutes.

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Speaker 4: Run down here right quick and bring the paper man,

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Speaker 4: and then you get on back to your dinner.

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Speaker 3: Well, what you was like, what you need to do?

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Speaker 4: Brother?

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Speaker 3: You said you had emergency. I thought the house or

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Speaker 3: the dog that got out, or you locked yourself out

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Speaker 3: That sounds like some personal And furthermore, you're in the bathroom,

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Speaker 3: just jump to your clothes, getting the shout and white.

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Speaker 4: I'm not feel the dog. That's like I said, I'm

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Speaker 4: numb right now, man, I need some help.

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Speaker 3: It's on this show. You want me to come down

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Speaker 3: numb You can't get up out the telling if I

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Speaker 4: That's why I'm trying to tell you I'm in an

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Speaker 4: emerging see man, Okay.

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Speaker 3: Well that, like I said, Man, that don't sound like

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Speaker 3: an emergency. It seems like a little quick fix. Get

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Speaker 3: your drawings and your drawings, so go get you some molds.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not senna walk four houses down there

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Speaker 3: to bring you some toilet papers your legs, I'm high.

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Speaker 3: How you gonna get up and open the door.

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Speaker 4: The back door is over. All you gotta do is

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Speaker 4: of paper. Man, That's all I'm asking you to do.

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Speaker 4: Mister Charlie, I understand that.

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Speaker 3: But I'm not gonna come down there and bring you

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Speaker 3: no paper. I'm not gonna bring you and.

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Speaker 4: Bring me some paper down here? Man, your man to say?

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Speaker 3: Man, who the hell you think you holling at?

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Speaker 4: You need me? I don't need you? Or won't you

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Speaker 4: do something? Man? You see, I'm sitting in a situation.

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Speaker 4: No readA left y'all number that y'all will help me

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Speaker 4: while I'm down there on house watching man just here,

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Speaker 3: Don't you you're gonna call me asking me to bring

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Speaker 3: you some newspaper. I told you that. I was in

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Speaker 3: I don't want to hear no, by no doubt, and

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Speaker 3: I ain't coming down there to bring you no paper man.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Charlie, you're gonna bring this paper man. Man.

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Speaker 3: Look like I told you before I ask him, bring

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Speaker 3: you no paper down there. We don't wipe no on

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Speaker 4: Old old man, I can't just you can't just leave

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Speaker 3: And I'm numb like this bound us to come bring

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Speaker 4: He going into the restroom.

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Speaker 3: That sounds like a personal problem.

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Speaker 4: You you too wrong for that, just Situat said, though

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Speaker 4: this is an emergency, man, Man, that don't sound in nomergency.

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Speaker 4: That sounds like a.

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Speaker 3: Personal problem that you got going on.

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Speaker 4: Come on, Jordan, I wanna get off of here.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 4: You know to be off. I don't give about you

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Speaker 4: being man nott a fact.

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Speaker 3: Soon as you get your out of there, you so man,

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Speaker 3: you come on down here.

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Speaker 4: I'm coming down there by the truck. I'm coming down

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Speaker 4: there the way I am just like this hell and

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna warp for not helping me while I'm in

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Speaker 4: a situation. Will bring your tom I got one more

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Speaker 4: Is you listening?

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Speaker 3: Ringdio tongue. I got some snake skin shoes that fit

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Speaker 4: I got one more thing. Is you listening? Man?

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Speaker 3: What man? Like I said? What what you got to say? Man?

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Speaker 4: Is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show? You

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Speaker 4: just got pranked by your neighbor. Reader.

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Speaker 3: Ain't this dam at mom from the radio station? Is

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Speaker 4: Read them?

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Speaker 3: Got you call the man? You had me housing to

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Speaker 3: come down there? Man and boy show down and you

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Speaker 4: I'm eating.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe it.

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Speaker 4: Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, one more thing.

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Speaker 4: What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the

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Speaker 4: baddest radio show in the last the Steve Harvey Show.

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Speaker 3: Y'all playing practical jokes on folks.

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Speaker 2: Man, there it is. Can you bring me some paper?

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Speaker 2: Can you bring me hey? Yes, it's here's the junior.

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Speaker 5: You know, normally I don't get in on the back

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Speaker 3: Yes, ma'am.

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Speaker 5: But since we got a little time to key. You know,

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Speaker 2: Simony. Uh yeah, Simon and them should how she wear

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Speaker 2: a Green Bay jacket to the bad game. Yes, man,

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Speaker 2: they've been patrolling her now, trontrolling. Troll patrolling. That's short

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Speaker 2: for patrol. Okay, yes, ma'am, go ahead, whatever you say.

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Speaker 2: You know this man, no know your adjective. They patrolling her.

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Speaker 2: I don't. She got to learn what to wear. She

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Speaker 2: got plenty of stuff to wear.

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Speaker 5: What like I said earlier, she could wear her little

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Speaker 2: He could wear the little tights.

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Speaker 5: You should have walked in there with them gold medals

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Speaker 5: on her neck if I had it, that's what I.

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Speaker 2: Wear, or I turn them into rings.

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Speaker 3: I well, I.

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Speaker 2: Hadn't been that everything hanging on my head, I wouldn't

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Speaker 2: even be able to I wouldn't even be able to

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Speaker 2: look up. I have them heavy things.

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Speaker 4: A beat.

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Speaker 2: He tore my elobes on.

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Speaker 5: I'll be walking around just a cute. Get them taped

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Speaker 5: on the shirt. Everything.

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Speaker 2: She just needs to let she don't learn. See, she

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Speaker 5: Think semony what was her name, maybe I but just yeah,

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Speaker 5: quick reading simony.

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Speaker 2: Uh, she has you tied out simon me whatever, cause

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Speaker 2: seem what she really needs.

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Speaker 5: It's a real real black friend that just know all

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Speaker 2: And tell a girl, come on now, were going to

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Speaker 2: the bass game. You fit to wear a pack of

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Speaker 2: jacket off. You're insin to do that. Don't wear that.

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Speaker 2: Put them gold medals on it. That's going out here

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Speaker 2: and get some mes looking at yeah, because she don't

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Speaker 2: throw that in there. All right, thank you. He don't

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Speaker 2: like being puntroll Shire. All right, coming up next, Thank you,

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Speaker 2: Sister Odell.

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Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry letter. The subject is he saw right through

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Speaker 1: my lies. We'll get into it right after this. You're

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Speaker 1: listening Harvey Morning Show.