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Speaker 1: were you were with good friends at that time, couple,

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Speaker 1: and as uh, several people pointed out at the shindig,

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Speaker 1: you were the reason my gallbladder imploded on this podcast

429
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Speaker 1: when you asked if I had ever had any kind

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Speaker 1: of major medical procedure. Uh. And then days later I

431
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Speaker 1: ended up in the emergency room. Thank you, because I

432
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Speaker 1: was with you in your twenties making you swallow ten

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Speaker 1: thousand calories a day after, you were there in spirit.

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Speaker 1: You were at Tommy's when I was eating cheeseburgers and

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Speaker 1: chili cheese fries and the whole thing at two in

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Speaker 1: the morning. Yes, you were the reason, well at least

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Speaker 1: at this event. While I was blowing you up, I

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Speaker 1: didn't get any response, so I knew you were in

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Speaker 1: good hands and you were actually circulating around the room

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Speaker 1: and being rather different from your normal self. You were

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Speaker 1: being engaging. So I'm I'm applauding you for that. More

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Speaker 1: so J School, Jay Scoop and his girlfriend for doing that,

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Speaker 1: and uh, getting you out of the house, getting you

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Speaker 1: out of your bubbles. I know I have not gone anywhere.

445
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Speaker 1: I didn't last week we had a my wife calls

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Speaker 1: it a staycation, not a vacation, a staycation and all that.

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Speaker 1: So it was cool and and uh, you know, like

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Speaker 1: I said, I know, I'm gonna leave several people out

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Speaker 1: because my apologies in advance, but I didn't. I didn't

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Speaker 1: take notes here, but I'm trying to, you know, go

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Speaker 1: through and remember everyone that was there, some of the

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Speaker 1: people that you might recognize from listening to the radio show.

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Speaker 1: And I guess that we'll start with J. J. From Renton,

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Speaker 1: who is famous not only on my show, but he

455
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Speaker 1: has made some crazy calls to Clay Travis's show. And

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Speaker 1: j J, who had studied radio in the past and

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Speaker 1: all that good guy, big personality. He brought a whole

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Speaker 1: entourage like a boss like he he's like, I'm rolling

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Speaker 1: in style. And the funniest thing that JJ said, now,

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Speaker 1: there's a couple of things that he did that were

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Speaker 1: pretty funny. I love JJ's a good guy man. I

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Speaker 1: like him and uh, he told me he stumbled into

463
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Speaker 1: Marshawn Lynch was holding a private party next door to

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Speaker 1: where we were doing our our event and the night

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Speaker 1: before the game. So apparently beast modes, you know, game

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Speaker 1: prep included a party, which explains the why he looked

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Speaker 1: like he you should be retired still feast mode. Yeah, exactly.

468
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Speaker 1: He looked old and slow. Uh in the game, but

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Speaker 1: JJ was cool. JJ actually put me on the phone

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Speaker 1: one point with his nephew, so I had a nice

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Speaker 1: conversation with his nine year old nephew that could not

472
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Speaker 1: be there. We talked, we bonded, so at some point

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Speaker 1: they might actually come visit us in the studio in

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Speaker 1: l A. Robbie the Mariner fan, a Twitter legend, a

475
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Speaker 1: Josh Allen apologist in living color wearing the Trident Mariner

476
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Speaker 1: hat and he had he had full Mariner gear on.

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Speaker 1: He showed up. There was great to meet Robbie. I

478
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Speaker 1: even tarnished the Mariner had a lot. I think, you

479
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Speaker 1: know it's the Mariner hat. So I probably increased the

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Speaker 1: value because I autographed the Mariner had so that probably

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Speaker 1: increased the value. Uh. Jordan's who has been interacting with

482
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Speaker 1: us on Twitter for a long time. Super cool, cool

483
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Speaker 1: guy as well. He was there and uh we about

484
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Speaker 1: some of the crazier things that have happened over the

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Speaker 1: years on the show. I'm trying to think who else.

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Speaker 1: Danny was there, This guy Danny who's a podcast listener,

487
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Speaker 1: and I actually sat near him and his lady friend Jess,

488
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Speaker 1: and they were right next to me and Lee from Seattle,

489
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Speaker 1: who he gave me his whole story. He Lee used

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Speaker 1: to live in Georgia, right guesscan. He was in Georgia

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Speaker 1: and he had some lung problem or something like that.

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Speaker 1: So they told him, the doctors said you should probably

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Speaker 1: move to the Pacific Northwest. He moved to Seattle and

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Speaker 1: pressed though According to Lee, I'm probably butchering this, but

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Speaker 1: he said, within like a couple of weeks his lungs

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Speaker 1: had improved, he had he got off medication, and all

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Speaker 1: good on him. That's great. Is he likes Seattle compared

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Speaker 1: to Georgia. Yeah, he loves it, man, he he was

499
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Speaker 1: all about it. He's Lee's Also. I love the fact

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Speaker 1: that Lee Lee has called up the show and he's

501
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Speaker 1: right there in lockstep with me on our anti astro propaganda, right,

502
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Speaker 1: And I love it, uh when we go back and

503
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Speaker 1: forth about A J. Hinch and the cheating and all

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Speaker 1: that up. So so that was pretty cool. And who

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Speaker 1: Gordon from Tacoma, the great joke writers, Gordy from Tacoma.

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Speaker 1: He got me a really cool book and I actually

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Speaker 1: read some of it on the plane ride home back

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Speaker 1: to l A. There the it was around the mysteries

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Speaker 1: of Washington. Stay now, I'm not talking about D. B. Cooper.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about like infamous crooks, culprits, cutthroats, a lot

511
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Speaker 1: of like bank heighs in the early days of Washington.

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Speaker 1: It was pretty cool. Some of those I had not

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Speaker 1: heard about, actually most of them I not. I haven't

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Speaker 1: gone through the whole book, but the beginning part there.

515
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 1: I gotta feel like some of those stories will be

516
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Speaker 1: incorporated in a monologue or too. Yeah. I like the

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Speaker 1: word cutthroat. I'm gonna have to use that more. That's

518
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Speaker 1: a good word, right, Crooks, culprits, and cutthroats. Like who else?

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Speaker 1: David from David lives in Seattle. He he uh, he walked,

520
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 1: walked around. He was there. He dressed up, He had

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Speaker 1: a nice jacket on. He explained to me that you

522
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Speaker 1: don't want to be the worst dress person. It's okay

523
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Speaker 1: to be the best addressed person at an event. And

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Speaker 1: he was probably dressed better than anybody else. He worked

525
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Speaker 1: in the aerospace business. He said to me, guestcon, I

526
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 1: know you're not gonna agree with him that I'm the

527
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Speaker 1: second best sports talker that he's heard. There's some guy,

528
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 1: and I forget the guy's name from the nineteen eighties

529
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 1: locally in Seattle, who is better than me? But that

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Speaker 1: guy's dead, I think now. And when when he attribute

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Speaker 1: that to you having your your vocal surgery vocal surgery, Yeah,

532
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,879
Speaker 1: when you had your your vocal pipes, your your vocal

533
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Speaker 1: cords that were altered altered. Yeah, what do you there?

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00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 1: I have a premier cream of the crop. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: it stand out from the crowd voice. There's nothing that's

536
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 1: been but surgically enhanced. We've we've heard old drops from

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Speaker 1: you back in the day. Well I started when I

538
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 1: was seven years old. I don't know about that. That's

539
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 1: why back eating down in Louisiana, eating second, Gumbo's second

540
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:55,120
Speaker 1: best radio personality has ever heard? That's right? How great

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Speaker 1: is that? That's a ringing endorsement from that guy, David? Right,

542
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,959
Speaker 1: I can't funk with him. He's a he's an engineer.

543
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 1: It sounds like he's smart. So yeah, you know, David's

544
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 1: up very well and he uh, he's a big fan.

545
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Speaker 1: I liked it. We had a good time. We were

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Speaker 1: we I spent a lot of time with David in

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Speaker 1: the march. Also, I am no Stradinis from Twitter, the

548
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 1: Twitter legend who always bust my balls on Twitter, and

549
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 1: he showed up and it was actually a normal dude.

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Speaker 1: Did anyone come down from Canada? I do not think

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Speaker 1: we had any Canadian representation, but I don't. I mean

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00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,119
Speaker 1: they didn't say it, and people from Canada love to

553
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Speaker 1: brag about it, So I don't think we had made

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Speaker 1: from Canada, but but I am no Stradidas handed me

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00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 1: you'd appreciate this. He saw the crowd and he handed

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Speaker 1: me hand sanitizers. You said, here, you're gonna need this,

557
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 1: had me hand sanitizer. He also made that if you

558
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 1: saw some of the photos that were circulating on social media,

559
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Speaker 1: he made the weed Man sign with the red X

560
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 1: through weed Man's name as a he wants a weed

561
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Speaker 1: Man free a show. So he made that. That's good.

562
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: So he gave you hand sanitizer. And before you left,

563
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 1: I gave you condoms because your groupies group yes, your groupies,

564
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Speaker 1: it's uh. I'll give him back to you. I don't know.

565
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 1: I don't ever used, so I think you're you're in

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Speaker 1: good shape. There. Be sure to catch live editions of

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00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 1: The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven

568
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 1: pm Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the I Heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: App Ernesto, Now, how about this guy, arnest Now this

570
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 1: is you know, Seahawks country and all that. Ernesto came

571
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 1: up from the bay and he was decked out in

572
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 1: full forty Niner gear. He had a sweet looking forty

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Speaker 1: Niner hat on, he had the jacket, the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: I mean, from top to bottom. It was all Niners,

575
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Speaker 1: all the time, and it was it was great. And

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Speaker 1: uh he's one of the probably five most hardcore forty

577
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Speaker 1: Niner fans I've ever met. And he works as a

578
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,240
Speaker 1: check this out. This kind of cool job. He works

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Speaker 1: as a BART police office a Bay Area rapid trains. Yeah,

580
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 1: there's a there's an old school movie. I don't know

581
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Speaker 1: if you remember it, Wesley Snipes, what are you Harrelson

582
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Speaker 1: and Jennifer Lopez or in a movie called the Money Train,

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Speaker 1: which you know, like the armed trucks that we have

584
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 1: out here in California. Yeah, well they had they had

585
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 1: bullet trains that were based on the same thing, but

586
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:24,560
Speaker 1: obviously the rail system and so what are Haralson and

587
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 1: Wesley Snipes? They were armed guards for for this, you know,

588
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 1: the stash of of money that's being transport. So that's

589
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 1: kind of a cool job, right you're down there. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean he was telling me, like, I mean, you know,

591
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 1: in San Francisco right now, unfortunately because of the homeless

592
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: pandemic all over the West coast, I mean, it's imagine

593
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 1: the BART system is being overwhelmed with crime because of this,

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00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,239
Speaker 1: and so he's very busy, he said. He told me

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00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: he just give me some stories there. And you know

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Speaker 1: it didn't name anybody, because you know, you can't tell

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00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 1: the names when you're in the police. But he's just

598
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 1: the other day somebody had been shot and he put

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Speaker 1: a tourniquet on someone for the first time, he said,

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Speaker 1: as a police officer and the guy he made it,

601
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 1: which is good and all that, but he has some

602
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 1: really and I'm not a tattoo guy myself gascon because

603
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: I can't commit to anything that long on my body.

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00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 1: But he had this awesome Candlestick Park tattoo and uh,

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Speaker 1: Joe mont You're not famous photo of Joe Montana with

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Speaker 1: the phone sitting on the bench, you know what I'm

607
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 1: talking about. He had that on. Uh really nice art too.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know who did that, but whoever,

609
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 1: they are talented and that was pretty cool. So does

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Speaker 1: he hate that? Does he hate that you call him

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00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 1: the Santa clarifforty Niners. He didn't mind. He just seem

612
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 1: to mind. He he gave me a nice gift and

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Speaker 1: all that A a patch from from his job. And

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00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 1: I I told him, I said, you know, my wife

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Speaker 1: works at a police department is a dispatcher, so I'll

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Speaker 1: try to get her, you know, her to get you

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Speaker 1: a patch from her police department. And uh yeah, maybe

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00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 1: we can get something going here. Gastna get like a

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Speaker 1: huge collection. That'd be pretty that'd be pretty neat, like

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Speaker 1: the boy Scouts of Americas. Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not really in law enforcement, but I

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00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 1: love the patches, you know, I think that would be

623
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Speaker 1: I liked. I respect law enforcement. I'd like to have

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00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 1: a few of those. I bet you probably your house

625
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 1: gas gun and it's filled with that crap, right. Yeah.

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00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 1: My my dad back in the day, he used to

627
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 1: with the L A p D. They used to have pins,

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00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 1: the little pins that you'd see like obviously on your

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00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 1: on your blazer jacket. My dad would have just a

630
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 1: thousand pins, especially during the Olympic days here in Los Angeles.

631
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I remember the pin collecting that was going

632
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: on during the Olympics. And I love they had those

633
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 1: little like the badge, a little small badge. Uh, those

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00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 1: are really cool. I got a couple of those. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you brother up. You know the story behind that, So

636
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Speaker 1: I guess you've you've laid out a lot about how

637
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,720
Speaker 1: people have really opened their arms for you. I'm not done,

638
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 1: by the way, I'm I'm I I have a good

639
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 1: memory here, Well what are you? What are you getting?

640
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 1: I'm trying to give you a hack proof, uh way

641
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 1: to to remember these people for the future, because if

642
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: you continue to do this, which it sounds like you will.

643
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 1: You've activated your Instagram account. So in the future you're

644
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,479
Speaker 1: gonna be able to take pictures with everybody and if

645
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 1: they're on Instagram or Twitter, you can actually tag them.

646
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 1: And that's a good idea. Yeah, I should, I should

647
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 1: probably do that. Yeah, and you have to worry would

648
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 1: be you know, forgetting their names? Yeah? Well, I mean

649
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 1: I'm very forgetting I don't. I don't remember Eddie's name

650
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 1: half the time. You know, it's not here half the time.

651
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: So I mean, anyway, how about Joe show him my

652
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 1: guy Joe, who some say is my doppel ganger, although

653
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 1: I don't. There was a photo I think one of

654
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 1: the photos taken and he was behind me and people

655
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 1: were like, hey, he looks just like him Mallard, and um,

656
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 1: I think you know that's a curse. I think he's

657
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 1: better looking. I think he's better looking at doppelgangers. Then

658
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 1: what do you who's the other the other ones here?

659
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 1: Bo Benson? Oh you yeah, People say, I don't think

660
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 1: that's true. Come on, he's got your figure. Well he's

661
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 1: a good looking man as far as his figures. You know,

662
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 1: Husky women like a husky, they do unless they don't. Um, Brianna,

663
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 1: she was cool. Brianna was there. She actually works for

664
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: a subcontractor for Boeing. She makes airplane parts at night.

665
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 1: And she's giving me her whole whole story. Now she

666
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,319
Speaker 1: the one complained. But Brianna is a huge soccer fan,

667
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 1: and so she's trying to get me to talk more soccer,

668
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,919
Speaker 1: you know, football and all that. And I was trying

669
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: to explained to her that I talked soccer every four

670
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 1: years the World Cup, right, That's when I talked every

671
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 1: four years when the World Cup comes around. And but

672
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: she loves she goes to the games in Seattle. Yes,

673
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,319
Speaker 1: And she she told me much like myself. You know,

674
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: my family not a sports family. I'm I'm the odd duck.

675
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 1: You know, I love sports. But um my mom was

676
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 1: a little bit into it, my dad not really into what.

677
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 1: My brothers aren't into it at all. I was like

678
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,840
Speaker 1: the only one and she she told me that it

679
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 1: was similar to for her as well. Her family wasn't

680
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,319
Speaker 1: really into it, so she became a big sports fans.

681
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 1: They got two up there. They got the soccer or

682
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 1: they got the Shockers and the Seattle Sounders. Yeah. I

683
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 1: think she's a Sounders fan of That's pretty cool. That up.

684
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 1: It's a bad job by you want Gascon He Gascon.

685
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 1: Brianna was a super sweet, nice and all that wonderful stuff.

686
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 1: Evan Evan pop by now he was not in the

687
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:31,319
Speaker 1: group photo. He he has called the show now he's

688
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,319
Speaker 1: he told me, has claimed to famous. He's called the

689
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 1: show twice and falling asleep both times our home and

690
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 1: he said he went back to hear himself on the podcast.

691
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 1: And I asked him, I said, you know, did you snore?

692
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 1: Because it only makes good talk radio when you snore, right,

693
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 1: it doesn't make good talk radio, and you're not snoring.

694
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,320
Speaker 1: But but he has a cool job. I don't know

695
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:56,839
Speaker 1: if he wants me to say the place he works

696
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,240
Speaker 1: or not. I don't want to get him in trouble.

697
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,360
Speaker 1: But he works at a big real estate company that

698
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 1: has a well known app that I have used when

699
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 1: I was, you know, looking for real estate back in

700
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 1: the day. And he's a young guy and I told him,

701
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 1: I said, listen, I mean you stay, you gotta do

702
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:14,360
Speaker 1: very well. That's that's a company that's that's going places.

703
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 1: And uh so he just started there back in July,

704
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 1: and he said, a very good, good spot for him.

705
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:24,359
Speaker 1: Hopefully that works out. And uh there were some there

706
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 1: was a Dodger fan. Their guest got Marcus. How cool

707
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 1: is this? He made me feel I was very proud.

708
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 1: He was wearing the Dodger blue cap and he was

709
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 1: there hanging out and a very nice guy offered to

710
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 1: buy me a beer and whatnot. And I said, no,

711
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,839
Speaker 1: I gotta keep talking. I gotta keep talking. And uh

712
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 1: we we stayed. I think we were there probably for

713
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 1: about four hours roughly. I didn't keep track of the time.

714
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 1: It seemed like about four hours. The place was kind

715
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: of closing down, and uh, I got it. Also, I

716
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 1: forgot Jay Scoop and his his lady friend. They're Megan.

717
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:04,839
Speaker 1: They brought a bunch of Mallard theme gifts like it was.

718
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 1: It was great and they were like kind of playing

719
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 1: it was like oodles for noodles, like for Marcel in

720
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:14,320
Speaker 1: Brooklyn and they had you know, things related to Tammy

721
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,880
Speaker 1: and Montana weed Man, and uh, it was it was.

722
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 1: It was really thoughtful and nice and cool and all

723
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 1: that and um and a lot of people were asking

724
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 1: questions about I get people said, well, what were you

725
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,359
Speaker 1: talking about? But we were you know, fans of the show.

726
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 1: They want to know what, like Doc Mike was like

727
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 1: when I met Doc Mike? Or have I ever met

728
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:36,400
Speaker 1: Cowboy and windsor what's weed Man? Like? I The funny

729
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 1: thing is that Ed for Smokane and Christina they actually

730
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 1: hung out with the weed Man, So I was like,

731
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 1: you know, go talk to go talk to Ed. He

732
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:50,319
Speaker 1: and they know weed Man and they probably saw him

733
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 1: do his crack or whatever he does there and then

734
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 1: had a good time. Um, they're asking about Tammy and Montana.

735
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 1: You know a lot about Tammy, helmet Man and his roaches,

736
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,240
Speaker 1: Dick and Dayton. A lot of people wondered, is Marcel

737
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 1: and Brooklyn real, what's that all about? What's going on

738
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,919
Speaker 1: with Wayne from Southey. I told the story to one

739
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 1: person about how we had run away from Wayne from

740
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 1: Southey and uh, actually I think I I text our

741
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 1: friends in Maine because uh yeah, I was. Uh, we

742
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 1: were going back and forth. I was telling the story

743
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:29,760
Speaker 1: about how we snuck out of the cask and flagging

744
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 1: in Boston with Aaliyah and Paul from Maine, and then

745
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 1: we had blind Scott who was our navigator, and a

746
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,280
Speaker 1: couple of the other people trying to get away from Wayne,

747
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,479
Speaker 1: and so I told that story. There people were asking

748
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: about that, and uh, you know, Blair from Maine was

749
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,760
Speaker 1: brought up a couple of times, and so Chris from Houston,

750
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 1: of course, and uh oh yeah, oh yeah, that's your

751
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 1: your your buddy, right a little pist. There were people

752
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 1: also that, you know, what happened to real tall awkward?

753
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 1: Is he coming back? I don't know. He just stopped calling.

754
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:06,240
Speaker 1: I think he has his feelings hurt. He was upset.

755
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:09,439
Speaker 1: I made one mistake. Guest Guns, we continue this never

756
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 1: ending story. I know you're loving this, guest Gun. It's

757
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 1: all about the Mallard Plouza weekend in Seattle, Chartered Flights,

758
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:23,319
Speaker 1: free alcohol, alight, calm down, cowboy. Right. So during the

759
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: Mallard meet and greet, was I eating bob gans? Was

760
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:29,440
Speaker 1: I eating beef strogging off? Was I eating chicken kiv? No?

761
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 1: Feduccini alfreighter. No, I had no feduccini alfredo no none,

762
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: none of that, no, no, no no. I was so busy.

763
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,319
Speaker 1: My mom, may she rest in peace, would be so

764
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,880
Speaker 1: proud of me. All right. I was so busy trying.

765
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:46,280
Speaker 1: I felt like so guilty, like all these people changed

766
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,319
Speaker 1: their schedules to come hang out with me. You know.

767
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 1: I was like, I gotta try to say hello to everybody.

768
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 1: I forgot one very important thing, guess gun as the

769
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 1: bar was closing down by the time your credit card. No,

770
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 1: I forgot to eat or drink anything. I am such

771
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:07,720
Speaker 1: a dummy that uh. And people were I guess, said Marcus,

772
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:09,280
Speaker 1: and some other people are offering to buy me drinks

773
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 1: and food and all that stuff. And I kept bouncing

774
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 1: around from table to table. And I went outside for

775
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 1: a while. I was hanging out with people, and I

776
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 1: the only thing I did I didn't not go without.

777
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 1: I had one drink Lee from Seattle. I ended up

778
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 1: doing a yeager shot Lee from Seattle to celebrate the

779
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:30,799
Speaker 1: Mallam Militia get together those of us that stayed to

780
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 1: the bitter end. Lee bought a round of yeager shots

781
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:37,799
Speaker 1: uh and Bang bang After he then tried to run

782
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 1: down Eddie's nicknames, and he forgot some of them. You know.

783
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,400
Speaker 1: I I used to do the nickname Rundown from Garcia

784
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 1: back in the day, and so Lee was going through

785
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 1: he was trying to remember and he only forgot. He

786
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,239
Speaker 1: forgot a few of them, and I was like, you know,

787
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: I could have picked it up and said, well, you know,

788
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: Eddie's the we don't use the shuttlecock with sports talking

789
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,760
Speaker 1: to more, but easily you know, Steamboat, Willie Judas, Solid

790
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,360
Speaker 1: Gold Corporate nine to five jar Jar, the Matt f

791
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,799
Speaker 1: Bomber of Sports Fodder, gated Garcia. I could have helped

792
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,280
Speaker 1: him out. I didn't, but we did the shot anyway,

793
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,840
Speaker 1: and it was a double shot of yeager. Are you

794
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 1: a yeager shot guy? I am? I mean, yeah, if

795
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:19,319
Speaker 1: someone buys it from me, but I won't seek it out. Well,

796
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 1: I don't do yeah, yeager, I don't do um what

797
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: else don't I do? There's they don't do a lot

798
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 1: of things, guest, Well, there's a couple of shots that

799
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 1: I really don't like. Fireball, I don't do. Yeah. I'm

800
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 1: just not a fan of shooting anymore. You're over you're

801
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,359
Speaker 1: too old now. You're an old man guest gun. You're

802
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 1: not cool like me doing shots in the at the

803
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 1: nighttime hours there here you drink like well, it is

804
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 1: December of the month. I had the Christmas party on

805
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 1: the Ugly Sweater party. We had our family, my in

806
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: laws mostly my dad showed up, but mostly my in laws.

807
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,959
Speaker 1: At the holiday party we had so yeah, like three

808
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 1: times a year, but saw like back to back to back.

809
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:03,919
Speaker 1: I'm an alcoholic. Now I need to go to a

810
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 1: or something like that. I didn't get invited to the

811
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 1: family holiday party. I thought you'd have some some single

812
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:13,240
Speaker 1: divorces over there, but wow, well you actually we figured

813
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 1: you struck out. You picked up recline at the at

814
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 1: this party we had previous, so the fact that you

815
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 1: were last sawed by Lee, it was very tough. Listen.

816
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to disappoint your wife. She knows his

817
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,839
Speaker 1: last two or three years have been on fire, and

818
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 1: so I decided to, uh, you calm that flame down

819
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 1: a little bit. So, oh I should I don't know

820
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:34,319
Speaker 1: if I should say this in the air, but one

821
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:39,320
Speaker 1: of my wife's friends who's single, had eyes for Brian Finley.

822
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 1: About that, Brian eyes for you. So this is kind

823
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,840
Speaker 1: of like a love triangle. Wow, well he was on

824
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 1: your lap and I walked in. I mean, that's not true.

825
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 1: That's a lie. Brian was very nice and they're very

826
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 1: polite and all that stuff. So now the question is

827
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 1: guests gone. Like, my wife has brought this up to

828
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 1: me several times. You know, it's just she's kind of

829
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: into that. You know, she's asking a question. Is about

830
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 1: that that guy? You know you were hanging out with Brian?

831
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: So do I then be the matchmaker? But what if

832
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 1: it goes bad? Then does Brian no longer worship me?

833
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 1: Because Brian's a big fan. So I'm gonna risk that

834
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 1: friendship in case, you know, they don't hit at all,

835
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:16,759
Speaker 1: or maybe they hit it off for a while and

836
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 1: the sparks don't last and all that. Well, let me

837
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 1: let me ask you this before I jump into this.

838
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 1: This answer. What nationality is your wife's friend? I don't

839
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 1: I don't know why I get I don't know, Mexican, white,

840
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,720
Speaker 1: something like that. I'm asking if she has a little

841
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 1: spice to her, a little little kick, because Brian, I

842
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:38,879
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know her that well, I don't,

843
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 1: I guess, sir, why not I was just saying, because

844
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:44,439
Speaker 1: Brian is a super super nice Like, Brian's the type

845
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,960
Speaker 1: of guy you would never want to argue with or

846
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 1: pick a fight with, because he's super nice. Yeah, Brian's

847
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 1: the kind of guy that I would argue. Uh. And

848
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 1: not that I'm comparing myself to Brian, but this is

849
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,319
Speaker 1: a problem guys have. He's so nice, women walk all

850
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 1: over him. I'm imagining, right, you know what I mean?

851
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 1: Maybe you know, but at least that's how he comes

852
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 1: across at work. Yeah, he's he's a gentleman, but he's

853
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:08,360
Speaker 1: super He's so nice that you think he's being fake.

854
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 1: It's true. Yeah, yeah, you know he's he's very polite,

855
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:16,839
Speaker 1: he's got great manners and all that. And uh yeah,

856
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:19,280
Speaker 1: don't don't women. I don't wanna speak for the ladies,

857
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 1: but I've always heard they like the bad boy, right,

858
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 1: They like the guy that doesn't give them attention. They

859
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:25,759
Speaker 1: like the guy that doesn't you know what I mean,

860
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 1: like that whole rap about you know what. They want

861
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 1: the guy that they can't get. Well, I don't know,

862
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:33,080
Speaker 1: ask her why if she picked you. You're not a

863
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 1: bad guy. We all make mistakes, you know, we all Anyway,

864
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 1: all right, so the Mallard Man March guests, we had

865
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 1: to get back to this. Okay, more, what's it's the

866
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:47,359
Speaker 1: fifth Hour with Ben Mallard. Are looking at the logo?

867
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 1: Are we gonna change that here? In Well, I mean

868
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 1: fifth hour with Ben Maller, And I mean we could do.

869
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 1: You know, who's gonna who's gonna replace you? That's why

870
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 1: I I whoever's name we and put that in the title.

871
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 1: I wish we take out applications right now and just

872
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: have something online. Who wants to work for free for

873
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:07,320
Speaker 1: Ben mally listened to him for four hours just talk

874
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:12,359
Speaker 1: and then another hour. Wow, I mean really the job

875
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:15,719
Speaker 1: requirement Ryan Ye. Be sure to catch live editions of

876
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,320
Speaker 1: The Ben Maller Show week days at two am Eastern

877
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 1: eleven pm Pacific. Well, I mean you can go make

878
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 1: juicy Lucy's if you want and do that. You know,

879
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 1: stuff the cheese in the middle of the ground beef

880
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 1: if you think that's more enjoyable. I'm sure it'll be

881
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 1: very delicious and all that. But you know it's not

882
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 1: so day three of your five day trip. This is

883
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,320
Speaker 1: day two, which is only an hour into the podcast.

884
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: We know, um, we'll squeeze out a three hour podcast

885
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 1: in the fifth hour. No, So the So the Mallard

886
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: Man March So So Saturday Night was a tremendous success.

887
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 1: There was no misconduct. Nobody got arrested. There were you know,

888
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 1: a few people had a good time and all that.

889
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 1: It was no, not some kind of breach of the

890
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 1: code of conduct or anything like that. It was. It

891
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:07,760
Speaker 1: was very cool. So So went back to the hotel.

892
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:12,360
Speaker 1: I took a an uber back to the hotel on

893
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 1: Saturday night and then Sunday spent the early part of

894
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 1: that I would watched the NFL on my laptop. Thank

895
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 1: god for the Internet. Um never wager on Weeks seventeen.

896
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,839
Speaker 1: Didn't do Beny versus the Penny. Don't mind it at all.

897
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:28,800
Speaker 1: It's like the preseason. Can't figure it out Week seventeen.

898
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 1: Uh it is uh fu gazy is what it is.

899
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,320
Speaker 1: And some teams rest players, other teams check out early.

900
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 1: You don't know who's motivated to play. The hardest thing

901
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 1: about gambling is to find out who's motivated who's not motivated.

902
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's it's I feel like it's more in the

903
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 1: middle part, early to the middle part of the year.

904
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 1: It's pretty good. After that, all hell breaks loose the

905
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 1: last couple of weeks. But then I went to lunch

906
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 1: with Jay, Scoop and and Megan. Uh a good time.

907
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 1: We went out, had a meal and then we walked

908
00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 1: down to the meeting place in the Mallard Man March

909
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 1: and they were standing by was Lee, Brianna Ed from Spokane, Christina,

910
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,919
Speaker 1: David was there, Dandy and his lady friend Jess there.

911
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 1: A comic book guy showed up. How about this the

912
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:20,240
Speaker 1: comic book guys, a comic book artist and he's a listener.

913
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 1: And he showed up and it was hanging out. It

914
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 1: was very nice. Took a photo with him and they

915
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 1: passed out signs that Ed and Christina made, and and

916
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: then Jay, scoop and and Megan they pulled out a

917
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 1: huge surprise here Gascon. They and I didn't know they

918
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 1: had this at lunch. They didn't mention anything. So I

919
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 1: was like, wow, And they had some fat heads made

920
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 1: of myself, Eddie, Coop and Roberto so we added that,

921
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:50,439
Speaker 1: which is funny because I didn't think they were really

922
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,920
Speaker 1: fat heads. I thought they were actually like legit heads,

923
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 1: like they were like life size heads of you guys.

924
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 1: I know you're jealous there was no gascon head. You're

925
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 1: probably You're probably lucky there wasn't a gas on head

926
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: because it would have been like a pinata and people

927
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 1: would have been swinging and throwing things that your face

928
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 1: there stick all over the cheeks, probably the net. That's

929
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 1: a lie. That is a lie. They did a good

930
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 1: job with the fat heads though. Now were they because

931
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 1: I saw a couple of people holding them up, But

932
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 1: were they on sticks or was there like stick them

933
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 1: on on a board? Uh No, they were like there

934
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 1: were sticks connected to them. Um, but they were awesome.

935
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 1: I mean I was like blown away by that. I was.

936
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 1: I was very uncomfortable to see my face on a

937
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 1: fat head because the thing wasn't It wasn't like the

938
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 1: pictures were or graphic. They were They looked like legit

939
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 1: uh photos. So the way that they were cut was

940
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: was real legit stuff. It wasn't like and it was

941
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 1: like computer, you know, modulator and anthem at that. So

942
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 1: it was like the work was fantastic. Yeah, they do

943
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:54,799
Speaker 1: a good job. And those things are not They're not

944
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 1: that cheap, I don't think, man. I don't know how

945
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 1: much they cost or whatever. But they were they were

946
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 1: pretty cool. And then Jay Scoop, you talking about this

947
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:03,400
Speaker 1: guy just rolling out the red carpet. This is the

948
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 1: chamber of commerce. This guy jays you. You gotta do.

949
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 1: You have no one in your fan base guest guy

950
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 1: like this, Jay Scoop guy. This guy's amazing, alright, this

951
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:19,840
Speaker 1: guy is a god among men. Ben what a dick. Alright.

952
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 1: So so he not only had the fat heads made,

953
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 1: he then had he passed out. He had a limited

954
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:30,359
Speaker 1: number of Mallard Man March twenty nineteen branded hats. This

955
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 1: is a very rare collectible for the show. This is

956
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 1: right up there with when we had the Mad Clown

957
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,440
Speaker 1: made some T shirts years ago. I had some T

958
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 1: shirts that were made. A very few items related to

959
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 1: the show were ever made. And because no one buys him,

960
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 1: but but he, he made them and we we numbers

961
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 1: put them on and we headed down from downtown Seattle

962
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:59,760
Speaker 1: and we marched with Ed chanting on his bullhorn. Listen

963
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 1: the Ben Millers Show on kJ R and Fox Sports

964
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 1: Radio and I Heart Media and all that stuff, and

965
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:10,280
Speaker 1: it was so funny. We marched by City Hall in Seattle,

966
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 1: so of course we had to stop and take a

967
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: photo in front of City Hall. I mean, why not. Uh.

968
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 1: We walked all the way through the bars and the

969
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 1: restaurants around Pioneer Square and we walked to the doorstep

970
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,279
Speaker 1: of Century Link Field and there was a mass of

971
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 1: humanity there, people just milling around. They had the drum

972
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 1: line for this. There was out in front banging on

973
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:35,879
Speaker 1: the drums and and all that. And we settled in

974
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:41,399
Speaker 1: and they started. Everyone was chanting, and uh, it was.

975
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 1: It was wild man. They at one point they overtook

976
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 1: the Jesus Guide announcing that everyone was gonna go to

977
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 1: Hell and all that, you know, holding up the sign

978
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:55,280
Speaker 1: that that that they do and and that was pretty funny.

979
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:58,400
Speaker 1: That was pretty cool. Uh. The craziest thing gas Gar

980
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 1: is this act he worked. There were a number of

981
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 1: people that were not part of our party that walked

982
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:08,320
Speaker 1: over to me and said, Hey, I just want to

983
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 1: tell you. I've listened to you for years on KJR

984
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,239
Speaker 1: at night and I'm a fan, and you know, I

985
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: didn't know you were gonna be here or whatever. I didn't.

986
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 1: I didn't realize you're gonna be here. I didn't, you know, whatever,

987
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 1: give me a whole rap. And it was cool. I

988
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 1: had a bunch of people. They were just at the game,

989
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:23,880
Speaker 1: like waiting to go into the stadium to watch the

990
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 1: Seahawks forty Niners game. It actually worked, I mean edding, edding,

991
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 1: Christina and J Scoop and always this guerilla marketing campaign.

992
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 1: Actually we met fans of the show. Was a truck

993
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 1: driver from from western Washington that that it was very excited.

994
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:41,759
Speaker 1: He said this, I'm the second person he's met. He

995
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,239
Speaker 1: met Mike Florio, he said years ago. He said, I'm

996
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 1: right there with Florio. Um, but that was that was cool.

997
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 1: So nice people. And I know Guesstcan hates the Mallar militia,

998
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:52,879
Speaker 1: but these are salt of the earth people. Guest guns

999
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 1: is nauseating. Radio. No, it's it's one. It's not radio.

1000
00:51:56,400 --> 00:52:00,320
Speaker 1: It's the podcast stupid, that's not radio. What's the digital

1001
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 1: enhancement of Ben Maller. So you know what I love

1002
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:04,279
Speaker 1: about the show. Let me tell you what I love

1003
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:05,800
Speaker 1: about the show. But you know who just watched in

1004
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:09,920
Speaker 1: the studios. That is my best friend now here at

1005
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio's lead to Lap, the gate keeper. He

1006
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 1: was the one at Stemy great all expenses paid trip,

1007
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 1: God bless lead to Lap. You can find him online

1008
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 1: somewhere too. Yeah. Well, Lee was the middleman who had

1009
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:28,720
Speaker 1: to clear everything with the Seattle Seahawks to get me in.

1010
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:32,120
Speaker 1: In the schmucks in the PR department for the Seahawks,

1011
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 1: Uh may they all lose their jobs, every one of

1012
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:37,319
Speaker 1: them who was responsible for me not getting access to

1013
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:40,239
Speaker 1: the stadium. Uh may they all have to go on

1014
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 1: LinkedIn and update the resumes did not allow me in.

1015
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:47,439
Speaker 1: A clearer incompetence by the Seattle Seahawks PR Department made

1016
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 1: nothing but bad things happen to the people involved in that.

1017
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 1: You have one job to accommodate the media. We're on

1018
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:56,759
Speaker 1: three D and fifty radio stations. I heart media, American

1019
00:52:56,800 --> 00:53:00,919
Speaker 1: Forces Radio and all this crap. And these theos don't

1020
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:03,680
Speaker 1: allow us into the stadium. Fuck them, is what I

1021
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:08,240
Speaker 1: have to say. Why, Because when the PR department reached

1022
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 1: out to Lee, they actually asked him point blank, who

1023
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:17,920
Speaker 1: was Ben mallor there you go? Here you go, Well, FM,

1024
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 1: I know who they are, and I'm cursing all of them,

1025
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:23,279
Speaker 1: every one of those people who is responsible, and I

1026
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:26,839
Speaker 1: have names. They're all getting a jinx, every one of them.

1027
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 1: I hope they enjoy that. This is just amazing for

1028
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:33,360
Speaker 1: a guy that has stacks and stacks of paper to

1029
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 1: quote unquote prep for his show. You didn't do any

1030
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:39,600
Speaker 1: prep for this trip. You didn't prep how to take

1031
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 1: a train to the hotel. You didn't prep to make

1032
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:45,759
Speaker 1: sure you have tickets and credentials for the game itself.

1033
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:51,799
Speaker 1: This is embarrassing. Now I know why. Now. I I

1034
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 1: talked to Lee and he made it seem like this

1035
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 1: is a fatal complaint. There's nothing to worry about here

1036
00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:00,319
Speaker 1: because I've done these things in other cities. And guess what,

1037
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 1: Seattle Seahawks, everyone else is accommodating every other goddamn team

1038
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 1: I have tried to do this with have let me

1039
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:10,760
Speaker 1: in and rolled out the red carpet. Not the Seattle

1040
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 1: fucking Seahawks PR Department. They don't allow me in. I'm

1041
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:17,040
Speaker 1: happy they didn't. Yeah, I'm sure you are. I thought

1042
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:18,839
Speaker 1: it was. I thought it made it for a great

1043
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 1: I thought it. You know, the better story bed is

1044
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:28,200
Speaker 1: always in the fucking losing locker room. Alright, Well, as

1045
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:31,239
Speaker 1: it turned out though in retrospect, I am please. I

1046
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:33,520
Speaker 1: got to hang out more with the militia, you know it,

1047
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 1: which was which was nice. More on that in a minute.

1048
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:38,399
Speaker 1: But I want to get back to the mallon mush

1049
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:40,279
Speaker 1: what you hate, guest, let me ask you a question

1050
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 1: real quick, because like Toronto during the NBA postseason, they

1051
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 1: have that that big patio out in front so you

1052
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:49,279
Speaker 1: can watch like it wasn't Air Canada Center whatever, to

1053
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:52,680
Speaker 1: watch the games. Does does Seattle have anything like that

1054
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 1: so you can watch like pregame, post game, and even

1055
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:57,359
Speaker 1: the game for the Seahawks. No, there were a bunch

1056
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 1: of bars. I mean, we the stadiums kind of open

1057
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 1: in Century Link Fields, so you can see in a

1058
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 1: little bit. You can't really see the field obviously, but

1059
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:07,799
Speaker 1: you know, it's a cool setup and I like how

1060
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:10,960
Speaker 1: they have the roofs so the noise bounces off that's

1061
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:12,960
Speaker 1: why it's so loud there. The way they set up

1062
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 1: the acoustics and all that, so it's pretty cool. But

1063
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:17,239
Speaker 1: there's no there's a bunch of bars around there, so

1064
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:18,960
Speaker 1: there's really no reason to stand there and watch the

1065
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:20,640
Speaker 1: game when you can just go to a million bars

1066
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:23,840
Speaker 1: around the stadium and watch watch the game. But the

1067
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 1: Mallard militia, all right, Uh, The thing I love most

1068
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:29,640
Speaker 1: about the show, guests, guy, the people that listen to

1069
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:32,399
Speaker 1: the show is that we bring all types of people

1070
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:36,879
Speaker 1: together the tabernacle of the Mallard Militia. I we got

1071
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 1: homeless people, are struggling college students, young people just starting

1072
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 1: out in the working force, people that work in factories, doctors, lawyers,

1073
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 1: police officers, criminals, truck drivers, factory workers, you name it.

1074
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:54,600
Speaker 1: People cooking up food and kitchens all over the all

1075
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 1: these people, and and they're all united by insomnia and

1076
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:03,520
Speaker 1: the enjoyment of original, sarcastic overnight sports radio. It's the

1077
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:06,520
Speaker 1: one thing that brings everyone together. I think. Yeah, you had,

1078
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 1: I think this year, at least in twenty nineteen you

1079
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,520
Speaker 1: had at that event. You probably had the second biggest

1080
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:15,920
Speaker 1: following you've had this year, because we've had because we

1081
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 1: had people all across the world that chimed in for

1082
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 1: our television broadcast. That's right, that's right that I believe

1083
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:27,760
Speaker 1: you scored another touchdown. It's now eight hundred and fifty

1084
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:30,640
Speaker 1: to nothing. Guess on in that game, by the way,

1085
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:34,920
Speaker 1: Sentenial and uh Jay Sarah, Yes, Centennial just scored again

1086
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 1: again again again. Oh wait, there's another boo boo, there's

1087
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:44,919
Speaker 1: another blooper, there's another blunder. Yeah, well, so we're talking

1088
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:47,960
Speaker 1: about your weekend. That's right, It's all about me, which

1089
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:50,000
Speaker 1: must annoy the hell out of you guests. Well, I

1090
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:52,279
Speaker 1: worked all weekend, so I know a lot of your

1091
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:56,640
Speaker 1: your followers and boys and lovers. They actually listened to me,

1092
00:56:56,680 --> 00:57:00,279
Speaker 1: and they actually broadcasted what I was saying on the air,

1093
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 1: so that was very flattering. I I well, I felt

1094
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:06,800
Speaker 1: that since you were unwilling to make the trip and

1095
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:10,240
Speaker 1: want to go to Seattle, I didn't have a chartered

1096
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:17,560
Speaker 1: flight for me, just going by myself. Fine, donning caviar

1097
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:22,040
Speaker 1: and some champagne, curtsy and Jay Scoop must be nice. Well,

1098
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:24,640
Speaker 1: Jay Scoop would have flown you in, I'm sure, but

1099
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 1: he knows you know you you hate the militia, right,

1100
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:31,920
Speaker 1: and you would have been lightheaded, You would have been deranged,

1101
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:35,960
Speaker 1: you would have been I love all your female listeners,

1102
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:41,320
Speaker 1: Well there you go, everyone of them. Yeah, every single one.

1103
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 1: Not the dead one. Wow, all right, she could still

1104
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:48,920
Speaker 1: be listening on the other side. You never know the problem.

1105
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:51,840
Speaker 1: It's possible and it's unlikely, but you never I mean,

1106
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:54,200
Speaker 1: you can't completely rule that out. We've got better things

1107
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 1: to do. I don't know, maybe not listen if I

1108
00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,920
Speaker 1: if I threw you into the er room for your

1109
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,880
Speaker 1: all bladder, she probably was thrown into the kapin because

1110
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:09,640
Speaker 1: of you. I like, I like, he like, uh you

1111
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 1: you flick your your lips there at the end, and

1112
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:16,520
Speaker 1: you're so proud of yourself what I can Anyways, al right,

1113
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:19,000
Speaker 1: moving on, so look like you belong. This is one

1114
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:21,120
Speaker 1: of the great life lessons I need to pass on

1115
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 1: here Gascon. So, so after we got done with the rally,

1116
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:27,720
Speaker 1: and we had a wonderful time chanting your name, and

1117
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:30,760
Speaker 1: Ed was chanting anti Gascon things, which I think was

1118
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:34,200
Speaker 1: just marvelous. One of the great things that edin' Spokane

1119
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:39,160
Speaker 1: and Christina have done. Everyone behind booing Gascon there. And

1120
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:40,920
Speaker 1: I want you to know this didn't show up on

1121
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:44,280
Speaker 1: the video that I tweeted out Gascon. They were hand

1122
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:48,560
Speaker 1: to god, thousands of people that heard that chant that

1123
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:51,840
Speaker 1: were a captive audience as they were waiting to go

1124
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 1: into the stadium. Okay, and so uh Ed decided to

1125
00:58:56,560 --> 00:59:00,080
Speaker 1: improvise there and did a little impromptu Gascon chance it

1126
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:03,160
Speaker 1: and uh and I had to record it of course

1127
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 1: for posterity, say, because the the average age or at

1128
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:11,240
Speaker 1: least maturity level of you people is about fifteen, So

1129
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:14,920
Speaker 1: congratulations on that. Well, it's about the same number of

1130
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:17,240
Speaker 1: people who know who you are guests on fifteen. So

1131
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:19,720
Speaker 1: it's kind of how that works. Uh, to take the

1132
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:22,880
Speaker 1: under on that, take the under on that. But to

1133
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 1: each their own. And I followed John Wooden's pyramid of

1134
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 1: success is what I I. That's how I followed, Uh,

1135
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:34,240
Speaker 1: the seven point creed of John Wooden. Might every make

1136
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:37,280
Speaker 1: every day your masterpiece? You don't make every day your masterpiece.

1137
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:41,320
Speaker 1: You do not. It's a bad job by you. That's

1138
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 1: coming from a guy that couldn't get into a Seahawks

1139
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:46,920
Speaker 1: scam under. That's Truely, I haven't been in radio long

1140
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:49,840
Speaker 1: enough and haven't been on enough affiliates and eating the market.

1141
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:52,240
Speaker 1: By the way in Seattle, you're gonna talk about completely.

1142
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:54,480
Speaker 1: If I owned the don't have an owner. Their owner died,

1143
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:56,320
Speaker 1: but if if you had, if you own the I

1144
00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:58,800
Speaker 1: would fire the PR person. If I owned the team

1145
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:01,040
Speaker 1: and I found out the somebody was coming coming to

1146
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:03,680
Speaker 1: see I'll cover the game, that would have given you promotion.

1147
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:06,200
Speaker 1: I would have gotten an interview after the game. I

1148
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:08,200
Speaker 1: would have for Fox Sports rad I would have gone

1149
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 1: down on the field and got one of the players

1150
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:13,160
Speaker 1: to call in or whatever as a guest on national radio.

1151
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:17,400
Speaker 1: And these morons screwed that up. So you know they

1152
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 1: get but they're gonna get burn in hell. That's what

1153
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:21,600
Speaker 1: I gotta establish yourself. How about this, I'll make a

1154
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:23,560
Speaker 1: bet with you next season, I'll try to go to

1155
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:26,080
Speaker 1: a primetime game in Seattle and I'll bet you'll get in.

1156
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:28,400
Speaker 1: You will not get it, I bet you I will

1157
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:31,400
Speaker 1: unless they fire the PR person. Maybe they'll let you

1158
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,200
Speaker 1: in at that point. This is your fault for not

1159
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:36,640
Speaker 1: reaching out to your friends. That was it, kJ R? Yes,

1160
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,080
Speaker 1: why didn't you reach out to them first before you

1161
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 1: did anything else? Well, I assumed there would be no

1162
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:44,920
Speaker 1: problem because again, I've been doing this for twenty years

1163
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:48,080
Speaker 1: or whatever, and I've never had this issue before. People

1164
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:50,560
Speaker 1: are even when I didn't deserve to go to places,

1165
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:53,320
Speaker 1: people let me into these stupid things. And uh, you

1166
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:55,760
Speaker 1: know this is why when I I hate to toot

1167
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:58,280
Speaker 1: my own horn, I feel like I belonged there and

1168
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:01,320
Speaker 1: I wasn't allowed in. I was like, Wow, I mean,

1169
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 1: what an asshole this? This is a woman that works

1170
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:06,640
Speaker 1: with the Seahawks. Is I mean we're really I mean,

1171
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 1: I don't know how else I can lay it out

1172
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:10,440
Speaker 1: for you. You You get everything for free, and all of

1173
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:11,840
Speaker 1: a sudden you gotta pun up a little. I'm a

1174
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 1: working member of the media. Guest, you should try working.

1175
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 1: You're in the media, but you don't work. You went

1176
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 1: up there on vacation. I didn't go on vacation at all.

1177
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:22,040
Speaker 1: I was a working assignment. I was there representing the

1178
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:24,960
Speaker 1: Malla Militia, the people assault of the Earth. As I said,

1179
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:28,120
Speaker 1: your wife came out, men, women and children. Your wife

1180
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:31,480
Speaker 1: is on a staycation. You're just gallivanting around the Emerald

1181
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:34,600
Speaker 1: city of Seattle for five days on a on a

1182
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:38,320
Speaker 1: price charted flight less than forty eight hours. Dumb, dumb,

1183
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:41,120
Speaker 1: less than forty eight hours. I pack a lot into

1184
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:44,160
Speaker 1: my days, all right, Moving on, So, look like you

1185
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:46,440
Speaker 1: belong ginn be a three hour podcast. I'm telling you

1186
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:49,280
Speaker 1: where you're going be a three hour podcast. Look like

1187
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:54,120
Speaker 1: you belong. So so David the er aeronautics guy or something.

1188
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:57,160
Speaker 1: I'm probably butchering exactly what he did, but he uh,

1189
01:01:57,520 --> 01:02:00,480
Speaker 1: he was with us the entire weekend and after the event,

1190
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:05,040
Speaker 1: the Mallard Man March, he suggested, Hey, I got a place.

1191
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:09,560
Speaker 1: He said this, this thirteen Coins restaurant says back in

1192
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:11,840
Speaker 1: the day when Larry King was a big media guy,

1193
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:15,440
Speaker 1: you know radio, it did the Overnight Show and CNN

1194
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:18,360
Speaker 1: and all that. Larry did his show from this restaurant

1195
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:21,760
Speaker 1: and said, according to my man David, the greatest restaurant

1196
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:25,080
Speaker 1: in America. And so that got my interest. I said, Okay,

1197
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:28,400
Speaker 1: where is it at. It was right next literally across

1198
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:32,360
Speaker 1: from the parking lot of a Century Link field. It

1199
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:35,240
Speaker 1: was like right there, and it was packed. It was

1200
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:37,120
Speaker 1: game day. There was a waiting list of people to

1201
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:40,840
Speaker 1: get a table to watch the game. So David, again

1202
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:42,760
Speaker 1: I told you, he was just pretty well. He marched

1203
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:45,760
Speaker 1: in with a very small platoon of the Mallard Militia

1204
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:48,440
Speaker 1: men and women. There were just a few of us

1205
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:52,400
Speaker 1: left and we we marched into the basement bar at

1206
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:55,400
Speaker 1: thirteen Coins. A very nice restaurant. Mind, it's open twenty

1207
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:57,640
Speaker 1: four hours a day, but it's uh of a high

1208
01:02:57,760 --> 01:03:01,040
Speaker 1: end type deal for for my taste. Uh wait, so

1209
01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:02,880
Speaker 1: you only had a few people, would you do price

1210
01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:05,480
Speaker 1: out your own militia? No, they actually had tickets to

1211
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:07,720
Speaker 1: the game, a lot of them. When that takes the game.

1212
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:11,240
Speaker 1: But anyway, so so David walks in. He's leading us

1213
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:14,640
Speaker 1: with these the small platoon of the Mallem militia. He

1214
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:19,200
Speaker 1: then sees an open table, proceeds to sit down, and

1215
01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:22,280
Speaker 1: all the other foot soldiers settle into the booth. Now,

1216
01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:25,800
Speaker 1: mind you, Gascan. We did not have a reservation, our

1217
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:29,320
Speaker 1: name was not on a waiting list, but they did

1218
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:33,800
Speaker 1: not kick us out. We successfully, led by David, hijacked

1219
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:37,720
Speaker 1: a table on a Seahawk game day with a long

1220
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:40,960
Speaker 1: waiting list. Because of the age old rule of life,

1221
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:45,200
Speaker 1: if you look and act like you belong somewhere, people

1222
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:48,360
Speaker 1: will assume you belong there and leave you alone. It's

1223
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:51,680
Speaker 1: pretty good. Pretty good menu too. Oh yeah, they have

1224
01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:53,840
Speaker 1: a nice I did the Philly Cheese Day, but they

1225
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:56,440
Speaker 1: have a very nice menu. You went to a high

1226
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,000
Speaker 1: you went to a five star restaurant, and you had

1227
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:02,840
Speaker 1: a fucking cheese day. I had a fucking great cheese

1228
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:05,000
Speaker 1: steak is what I had, with the French fries that

1229
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:09,840
Speaker 1: were wonderful, and it was marvelous. It was mostly Sea fans.

1230
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:12,080
Speaker 1: That were a few forty Niner fans in there, and

1231
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:14,000
Speaker 1: they were cheering the whole thing. It was like being

1232
01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:16,720
Speaker 1: at the stadium, except you had the TVs going and

1233
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:19,880
Speaker 1: all that, and uh it was it was really really

1234
01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:25,360
Speaker 1: cool and uh we we had people stroll past, you know,

1235
01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:28,720
Speaker 1: Super Bowl. There was a producer of Fox Sports Radio

1236
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:31,520
Speaker 1: who was no longer at Fox Sports Radio. He works

1237
01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:34,920
Speaker 1: at ESPN now, but he years ago at the Super

1238
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:37,760
Speaker 1: Bowl did not have a field pass, do you know

1239
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:41,120
Speaker 1: the story, And so he had a pass to go

1240
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:44,320
Speaker 1: to the Super Bowl, but he was not allowed. Each

1241
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:46,960
Speaker 1: pass is restricted where you can go, so he was

1242
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,120
Speaker 1: not allowed on the field. But he put on a

1243
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:53,440
Speaker 1: nice outfit and calmly strolled out on the field and

1244
01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:58,200
Speaker 1: stood and watched the game on a Super Bowl right,

1245
01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:00,320
Speaker 1: And this was in the last like, you know, fifteen

1246
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:03,120
Speaker 1: years or maybe maybe ten years, last ten years, I

1247
01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:06,720
Speaker 1: lose track of time, but it's since nine eleven when

1248
01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:09,560
Speaker 1: they increase security everywhere, and the Super Bowl has always

1249
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:12,040
Speaker 1: had a lot of security. Anyway, he just looked like

1250
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:15,640
Speaker 1: he belonged. He strolled past security, stood on the sidelines,

1251
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:18,920
Speaker 1: watched the entire Super Bowl because he looked like he

1252
01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:21,960
Speaker 1: belonged there. About that, that's pretty good. Who is it?

1253
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:25,920
Speaker 1: Um Raj? You know rab? Yeah, Well I don't know him,

1254
01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:27,560
Speaker 1: know him, but I know who he is. Yeah, Yeah,

1255
01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:29,440
Speaker 1: he did it. You asked him about it sometime. It's

1256
01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:32,560
Speaker 1: true story. Yeah, all right, but I had a wonderful chief.

1257
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:34,520
Speaker 1: It's a Seattle cheese steak, not a Philly chef stead

1258
01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:36,960
Speaker 1: because I was in Seattle, and uh, I want to

1259
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,760
Speaker 1: thank Brianna. She spoiled me. She paid the tab. I

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01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:42,960
Speaker 1: was gonna pay the tab. She paid the table. Very

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01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:47,160
Speaker 1: nice woman. Hey, it's twenty nineteen, almost twenty dumb. Dumb

1262
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:49,880
Speaker 1: women are equal, alright, they are equal. But that's right.

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01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:53,200
Speaker 1: Chivalry is not dead. Ben Mallory, we went on a day.

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01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:55,800
Speaker 1: We were just hanging out, and she offered and she said, listen,

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01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:58,840
Speaker 1: you're in Seattle, you're She's very polite and she I

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01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:01,160
Speaker 1: want to welcome you to the s Pacific Northwest and

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01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:04,360
Speaker 1: all that, and she did so. And it was also cool.

1268
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:08,160
Speaker 1: During the game. You want dedication from the Mallem Militia.

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01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:10,800
Speaker 1: All right, let me tell you this guy Walker. You

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01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:14,320
Speaker 1: don't know who Walker is. No. Walker is a freshman

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01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:19,080
Speaker 1: at Wazoo at Washington State, future radio stars. Probably gonna

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01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:21,960
Speaker 1: take my job in radio some day, Sugar. He has

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01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,960
Speaker 1: been listening to our show since he was in seventh

1274
01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:27,800
Speaker 1: grade and junior high school boy, and he works at

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01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:32,120
Speaker 1: the college radio station at Wazoo. He flew into Seattle

1276
01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:35,880
Speaker 1: during the game, alright, if flight landed during the game.

1277
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:40,440
Speaker 1: He then makes a bee line to the restaurant we

1278
01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:42,480
Speaker 1: were at because he wanted to hang out and meet

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01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:44,400
Speaker 1: me and and meet you know, meet us and be

1280
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:46,200
Speaker 1: part of the gang and all that. Did you buy

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01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:48,920
Speaker 1: him a drink at least? No, he wasn't even old

1282
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:51,240
Speaker 1: enough to drink. He's like, you know, eighteen or whatever.

1283
01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:53,560
Speaker 1: He's a kid. You just went on a ramp fucking

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01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:57,000
Speaker 1: thirty minutes ago about making memories. Yes, you could have

1285
01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:59,640
Speaker 1: made this kid of memory, but he's not old enough

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01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:02,600
Speaker 1: to drin. That would have arrested, asshole. You wouldn't have

1287
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:05,320
Speaker 1: been arrested at Yes, I would have been arrested at

1288
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:07,840
Speaker 1: the part Ben Mall. You just said that two minutes ago,

1289
01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:11,600
Speaker 1: act the part I love Walker. But he looked like

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01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:13,520
Speaker 1: he was eighteen and nineteen. He looked like a young

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01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:15,280
Speaker 1: guy that could get past that. If you looked a

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01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:17,000
Speaker 1: little older, I could have pulled it off. The first

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01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:20,520
Speaker 1: time I ever drank alcohol was actually at Washington State.

1294
01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:22,800
Speaker 1: I went up there at seventeen years of age. I

1295
01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:25,880
Speaker 1: got invited up there to a camp, a football camp

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01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:29,440
Speaker 1: by Washington State. I stayed on camp. It was it

1297
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:32,280
Speaker 1: was taken around by a junior. Got arrest her. So

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01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:33,920
Speaker 1: I don't know how she is now, but she was.

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01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:37,120
Speaker 1: She brought me a seventy seven years old now. She

1300
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:39,760
Speaker 1: brought me around campus and took me to a handful

1301
01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:42,520
Speaker 1: of bars. And let me tell you that was a

1302
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:45,160
Speaker 1: memory at seventeen years of age. That was a cougar

1303
01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:47,680
Speaker 1: and with a cougar. Ben, you should have done this

1304
01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:50,320
Speaker 1: guy right. What I get him a stripper? What do

1305
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:53,120
Speaker 1: you want me to do? I get him a prostitute.

1306
01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:56,560
Speaker 1: What were you looking for? The kid flew down from Pullman, Washington.

1307
01:07:56,760 --> 01:08:00,160
Speaker 1: Probably a prop plane got in there. He U was

1308
01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:02,680
Speaker 1: to a five star restaurant. You get my glass of water?

1309
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:06,360
Speaker 1: Thanks for it was it was ice water. It wasn't

1310
01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:08,440
Speaker 1: just water. There was ice in there, man, all right,

1311
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:12,680
Speaker 1: it was st This guy's a fan. We I hung out.

1312
01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:15,720
Speaker 1: When we went outside, we talked. I'm gonna give him

1313
01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:17,840
Speaker 1: some advice on radio. I'm gonna help this guy out.

1314
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:19,800
Speaker 1: I love young guys that want to be in radio.

1315
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:22,840
Speaker 1: I we need the next generation who aren't assholes like

1316
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:25,439
Speaker 1: you to be in radio. That's what we need, and

1317
01:08:25,479 --> 01:08:27,439
Speaker 1: this guy's gonna do it. This guy's gonna do it right,

1318
01:08:27,439 --> 01:08:29,120
Speaker 1: all right, because he's a fan of the show, so

1319
01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:31,240
Speaker 1: he understands how we do the show. He's gonna do

1320
01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:33,040
Speaker 1: his own thing, but he's gonna take some of the

1321
01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:35,240
Speaker 1: things that we do and make it his own thing.

1322
01:08:35,479 --> 01:08:38,040
Speaker 1: I'm all for it, alright. Best piece of advice you

1323
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:41,080
Speaker 1: probably did not give him, Walker, I'll give it to you.

1324
01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:44,360
Speaker 1: We don't do anything else outside of being on air.

1325
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:52,200
Speaker 1: Don't be a producer an editor, your crap. No, I

1326
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:54,760
Speaker 1: told him the opposite, I said, listen. I started as

1327
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:57,559
Speaker 1: a board op at the mighty six ninety and Cogo

1328
01:08:57,640 --> 01:09:01,080
Speaker 1: in San Diego, and that was my I worked as

1329
01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:04,840
Speaker 1: I pulled cards, I pulled commercials for Lee Hack saw Hamilton's.

1330
01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:08,080
Speaker 1: As an intern, I started as a radio stringer, a

1331
01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:11,639
Speaker 1: reporter and radio. I worked as a producer and radio.

1332
01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:14,559
Speaker 1: I did every job except sales. I tried that. I

1333
01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:17,400
Speaker 1: was terrible at it, and then eventually I was able

1334
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:19,599
Speaker 1: to work my way into an on air position as

1335
01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:21,920
Speaker 1: a talk show. The on air positions now are in

1336
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:24,559
Speaker 1: a different climate, so you know this damn well. As

1337
01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:27,360
Speaker 1: good as anybody else does that half the people that

1338
01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:31,080
Speaker 1: are on the air are jocks. Well that, I mean

1339
01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:33,240
Speaker 1: that is a problem with sports radio program right. Thors

1340
01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:37,040
Speaker 1: love athletes, and it's everywhere I've worked it's been that way.

1341
01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:39,400
Speaker 1: They love the ex jos even if they can't talk,

1342
01:09:39,439 --> 01:09:41,880
Speaker 1: they put them on a long walker. If your profession

1343
01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:44,280
Speaker 1: and dream is to be on air, your job is

1344
01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:48,200
Speaker 1: to practice being on air, or to practice being a

1345
01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:52,640
Speaker 1: quarterback at Washington State and then eventually but but no,

1346
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:54,880
Speaker 1: I mean there's other ways that And I told him

1347
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:57,839
Speaker 1: and I told Walker this, and I'll tell you listening

1348
01:09:57,880 --> 01:10:00,679
Speaker 1: this that it's a lot. I feel like it's harder

1349
01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:03,880
Speaker 1: and yet easier at the same time. Today it's harder

1350
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:06,880
Speaker 1: because there's more competition for these jobs. There's I feel

1351
01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:09,479
Speaker 1: like there's fewer jobs and talk, you know, sports radio.

1352
01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:15,360
Speaker 1: But you can create your own animal with podcasting. Now

1353
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:17,320
Speaker 1: I doesn't mean people are gonna be listening, but you

1354
01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:20,280
Speaker 1: can create your own niche. And it's all about getting reps.

1355
01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:23,200
Speaker 1: And I'm a big believer in that ten thousand hours thing,

1356
01:10:23,439 --> 01:10:27,320
Speaker 1: and you know, being behind the microphone, getting comfortable and

1357
01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:30,559
Speaker 1: the ten thousand hour rule, and you know, it's actually

1358
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:32,559
Speaker 1: more than ten thousand hours, but you can do a

1359
01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:34,760
Speaker 1: lot of that podcast. Yeah, you should have told them

1360
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:38,840
Speaker 1: two other things. Make sure wisdom from gascon, make sure

1361
01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:42,080
Speaker 1: you're willing to move, and don't get into a relationship.

1362
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:48,120
Speaker 1: Well he'll figure that out, probably the relationship thing. But

1363
01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:51,280
Speaker 1: generally speaking, Uh, I don wanna speak for all women,

1364
01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:57,280
Speaker 1: but in most cases women are repulsed by the radio profession. Um,

1365
01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:59,840
Speaker 1: you know not because if you've met your wife and

1366
01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:03,000
Speaker 1: or twenties, do you think you would have a either

1367
01:11:03,080 --> 01:11:06,439
Speaker 1: her or be your your career right now? Well, remember

1368
01:11:06,439 --> 01:11:09,000
Speaker 1: Guestco When I was dating. Uh, First of all, women

1369
01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:10,840
Speaker 1: wouldn't usually give me the time of the day, but

1370
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:13,759
Speaker 1: when I would go on dates with him, I didn't

1371
01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:15,519
Speaker 1: tell him I worked in radio, I know, But you

1372
01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:17,760
Speaker 1: were working. You were a bigger workaholic then than you

1373
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:20,320
Speaker 1: are now. Oh I was. I had applied a website,

1374
01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:22,679
Speaker 1: I had the radio show on the weekends, I was doing,

1375
01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:25,720
Speaker 1: I filled in during the week I was going NonStop.

1376
01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:28,840
Speaker 1: But it did work out, I mean kind of, not

1377
01:11:28,920 --> 01:11:31,800
Speaker 1: for the Seahawks PR department, but for other people worked out.

1378
01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:36,920
Speaker 1: Your wife settled, It's fine. Wow, how come no one

1379
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:41,120
Speaker 1: settled for you? Guestco what's up? Boom boom boom, boom

1380
01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:44,880
Speaker 1: boom boom. All right, so I just put the book

1381
01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:48,800
Speaker 1: in on this What a magical year as we closed down,

1382
01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:52,200
Speaker 1: head into and we'll be back on the radio in

1383
01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:55,280
Speaker 1: you know, next week. But what a magic year. These

1384
01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:58,120
Speaker 1: meeting Greeks. Now, this is the first time we've done

1385
01:11:58,160 --> 01:12:00,840
Speaker 1: two of them in one year. As I recall over

1386
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:03,160
Speaker 1: the years, I'm trying to think of all the places

1387
01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:07,760
Speaker 1: we've met fans of the show and Mallard Militia pe ones. Uh.

1388
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:10,240
Speaker 1: The first one we ever did was in Pittsburgh, of

1389
01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:12,720
Speaker 1: all places, and that was back in the Pete in

1390
01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:15,560
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh and the bread Man days when they were the

1391
01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:17,960
Speaker 1: big callers. And I was just on vacation. I was

1392
01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:20,760
Speaker 1: driving through Pittsburgh and I was able to hook up

1393
01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:23,280
Speaker 1: with these guys on social media. I said, Hey, I'm

1394
01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:25,080
Speaker 1: gonna be in town. It was like one in the morning,

1395
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:31,559
Speaker 1: and we met at Primani Brothers in the Steel District. Yeah,

1396
01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:33,799
Speaker 1: that's and I I saw and it was so funny.

1397
01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:36,160
Speaker 1: I took I think it was Pete in Pittsburgh, dull Boy,

1398
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:40,040
Speaker 1: bread Man, everyone's got a good nickname. And there was

1399
01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:43,479
Speaker 1: one of their their girlfriends was there and that was it.

1400
01:12:43,479 --> 01:12:46,679
Speaker 1: It was It was just three listeners and me and

1401
01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:50,439
Speaker 1: my brother Mike, who was with us, and we hung

1402
01:12:50,479 --> 01:12:53,920
Speaker 1: out there and told stories. And then Pete, who had

1403
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:57,200
Speaker 1: was a caller to Howard Stern show still is. Pete

1404
01:12:57,200 --> 01:13:00,720
Speaker 1: did not want his photo on the internet, so he

1405
01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:03,839
Speaker 1: he hand to God here Gascon. He took a paper

1406
01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:06,960
Speaker 1: bag and put it over his head and there's a photo.

1407
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:09,880
Speaker 1: It's probably still on Facebook or no, no, it's I

1408
01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:13,080
Speaker 1: Bess on Instagram and on Instagram. What's my space? The

1409
01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:14,840
Speaker 1: old mice space, but that was how long ago it

1410
01:13:14,920 --> 01:13:18,439
Speaker 1: was my space when that was big and uh yeah,

1411
01:13:18,479 --> 01:13:20,880
Speaker 1: he the photo of him wearing a paper bag on

1412
01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:23,320
Speaker 1: his head because he did not want his identity out.

1413
01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:26,280
Speaker 1: But we we did want in Syracuse, which was kind

1414
01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:28,320
Speaker 1: of cool. I had a Mallard food dish named after

1415
01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:32,280
Speaker 1: me in Syracuse. We've done a couple in Boston, uh

1416
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:39,519
Speaker 1: and Kansas City, couple in l A, San Bernio. We

1417
01:13:39,560 --> 01:13:41,360
Speaker 1: don't want in Baker's Field, which was the worst one

1418
01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:43,880
Speaker 1: by far we've ever done. Uh yeah, you were part

1419
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:46,879
Speaker 1: of that. Uh And and so now we've done Seattle,

1420
01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:48,400
Speaker 1: but this is the first time we've done too, And

1421
01:13:48,439 --> 01:13:51,840
Speaker 1: there were two thousand, nine ninety seven miles apart. Back

1422
01:13:51,880 --> 01:13:57,720
Speaker 1: in April, the Casking flagging across from Finnway Park, home

1423
01:13:57,760 --> 01:13:59,720
Speaker 1: of the Red Sox. That was in early April. It

1424
01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:01,880
Speaker 1: was some stuff for w E I and was back

1425
01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:05,200
Speaker 1: in Boston and we got together and then at McCoy's

1426
01:14:05,280 --> 01:14:09,599
Speaker 1: Firehouse bar here in Seattle at century Link Field, the home.

1427
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:12,000
Speaker 1: This is just you know, little ways away from century

1428
01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:15,960
Speaker 1: Link Field, but close enough. And so who's next? Ties

1429
01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:19,920
Speaker 1: ahead of us? Where are we going in? Yes, I

1430
01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:21,920
Speaker 1: hate to say this, but I'm gonna ask you if

1431
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:24,680
Speaker 1: we can up Pianni a little bit. I think in

1432
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:28,800
Speaker 1: I think I think you should hit up a race track.

1433
01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:33,720
Speaker 1: I think like del Mar, Santa Anita. I would love that,

1434
01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:36,200
Speaker 1: or maybe like even Churchill Downs. I think that would

1435
01:14:36,240 --> 01:14:39,960
Speaker 1: be awesome. That would be great. I love going to

1436
01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:43,679
Speaker 1: the track. I'm all about I would love Santa Anita.

1437
01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:46,040
Speaker 1: They need some good publicity right all the horse keep

1438
01:14:46,080 --> 01:14:50,200
Speaker 1: dying this year. I think it was over thirty, wasn't

1439
01:14:50,280 --> 01:14:52,000
Speaker 1: if I think it was seven, I think it was

1440
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:56,599
Speaker 1: del Mar. For anyone that is single that listens where

1441
01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:59,720
Speaker 1: the surf meets the turf, Yes, Oh, yes, it is

1442
01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:04,080
Speaker 1: like fishing with dynamite. And there's a lot of beautiful

1443
01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:06,320
Speaker 1: people that live in that area. But even I mean,

1444
01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:08,720
Speaker 1: have you been at Churchill Downs. I've never been to

1445
01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:10,800
Speaker 1: church Now I would like to go. You know a

1446
01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:14,400
Speaker 1: guy I worked with in college radio, he became like

1447
01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:17,519
Speaker 1: the PR director for Churchill Downs. He got into horse racing,

1448
01:15:18,280 --> 01:15:20,800
Speaker 1: and uh, I don't know if he still is. I

1449
01:15:20,960 --> 01:15:22,840
Speaker 1: I don't think he's there anymore, but he was the

1450
01:15:23,080 --> 01:15:26,360
Speaker 1: He ran Churchill Downs for years and we were we

1451
01:15:26,360 --> 01:15:28,920
Speaker 1: were on the same college radio station at Saddleback when

1452
01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:31,800
Speaker 1: I was there back in the day. But I'm thinking, like,

1453
01:15:32,120 --> 01:15:34,439
Speaker 1: you know, the racetrack would be cool. People but saying

1454
01:15:34,439 --> 01:15:36,280
Speaker 1: we gotta go to Minnesota. We do very well on

1455
01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:37,960
Speaker 1: k Fan. I think that would be a lot of

1456
01:15:37,960 --> 01:15:40,479
Speaker 1: fun to go to, like a Twins game or something

1457
01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:43,000
Speaker 1: during the summer. I know the guys in Cincinnati who

1458
01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:44,920
Speaker 1: love you Gascon, we're saying we got to go to

1459
01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:50,280
Speaker 1: a Reds game, eat some Skyline Chili there Cincinnati. I'd

1460
01:15:50,320 --> 01:15:53,200
Speaker 1: be a fun, fun time. And yeah, I'm oh, but

1461
01:15:53,360 --> 01:15:54,680
Speaker 1: I want to go out and I love to do

1462
01:15:54,880 --> 01:15:57,160
Speaker 1: these things. And the problem is, obviously the money part

1463
01:15:57,240 --> 01:15:59,320
Speaker 1: of it and and whatnot. I can do the show

1464
01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:02,800
Speaker 1: from anywhere, so that's not really an issue. But the

1465
01:16:02,840 --> 01:16:07,639
Speaker 1: problem is logistically getting all of us. I know, people,

1466
01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:09,439
Speaker 1: where's Eddie. I want to see Eddie or I want

1467
01:16:09,439 --> 01:16:11,920
Speaker 1: to see Cooper or whatever Roberto on it. You know,

1468
01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:14,720
Speaker 1: that's the logistically that's the problem. Now we're not on

1469
01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:19,080
Speaker 1: We're not on on a flagship in Chicago, right. No,

1470
01:16:19,320 --> 01:16:23,000
Speaker 1: we are on a station in the sticks in the Chicago,

1471
01:16:23,080 --> 01:16:25,320
Speaker 1: but we are on satellite radio, which is booming all

1472
01:16:25,360 --> 01:16:29,559
Speaker 1: over the greater Chicago Land area. But yeah, Doc Mike

1473
01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:31,960
Speaker 1: would complain because he'd have to drive out to the

1474
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:34,479
Speaker 1: suburbs of Chicago to hear the show on the radio.

1475
01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:36,479
Speaker 1: And he used to he used to bitch about that.

1476
01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:38,720
Speaker 1: Now he's in Ecuador where he can't hear the show

1477
01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:40,559
Speaker 1: at all anyway. So all right, so I'll make a

1478
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:44,760
Speaker 1: deal with you for next year, or I will set

1479
01:16:44,880 --> 01:16:49,000
Speaker 1: up a a bigger matter militia get together at one

1480
01:16:49,040 --> 01:16:53,680
Speaker 1: of these places. Alright. In return, here we go. I

1481
01:16:53,720 --> 01:16:57,960
Speaker 1: need you to take me with you to marlins Man's

1482
01:16:58,120 --> 01:17:04,799
Speaker 1: New Year's Eve party for the twenty like his Christmas

1483
01:17:04,840 --> 01:17:08,280
Speaker 1: party or his New Year's Eve part, well whatever, one's bigger.

1484
01:17:09,120 --> 01:17:11,160
Speaker 1: I don't know which one's bigger. I got invited to

1485
01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:13,280
Speaker 1: the Christmas party this year. I didn't get invited to

1486
01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:15,200
Speaker 1: a New Year's party, so I assume it's the Christmas

1487
01:17:15,280 --> 01:17:18,479
Speaker 1: party the one. So yeah, tick for tat. There you go,

1488
01:17:19,520 --> 01:17:21,920
Speaker 1: all right, but you then have to I mean, the

1489
01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:24,120
Speaker 1: problem it's in Miami. Are you're gonna go to Miami

1490
01:17:24,200 --> 01:17:28,160
Speaker 1: for this? All right? Marlin's man is a good he's

1491
01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:30,040
Speaker 1: a good dude. But he's like he invited me to

1492
01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:31,920
Speaker 1: the Army Navy game. Like I told you, he wants

1493
01:17:31,920 --> 01:17:33,400
Speaker 1: me to go to the Army Navy game with him.

1494
01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:36,000
Speaker 1: I got to imagine his compound is like equal to

1495
01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:41,280
Speaker 1: Monte Carlo, Like you gotta have a net worth of

1496
01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:44,599
Speaker 1: over six figures. Just like I told, his name is Lawrence.

1497
01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:46,559
Speaker 1: I told Marlin's Man, the super fan. He goes all

1498
01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:49,360
Speaker 1: these games. I said, you're living every kid's dream, every team,

1499
01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:51,439
Speaker 1: every guy in junior high school, you know, in the

1500
01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:53,800
Speaker 1: high school, Like you know what, I want to just

1501
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:56,559
Speaker 1: travel around and go to all the games and sit

1502
01:17:56,720 --> 01:17:58,679
Speaker 1: right behind you on the greatest seats and hang out

1503
01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:01,080
Speaker 1: with the players, know who are and all that stuff.

1504
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:03,240
Speaker 1: And that's that's his life a lot. You know, he's

1505
01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:06,360
Speaker 1: obviously got a job, makes very good money. But uh,

1506
01:18:06,400 --> 01:18:09,439
Speaker 1: it's it's pretty cool. Yeah, it's pretty pretty cool. Hustles

1507
01:18:09,479 --> 01:18:11,240
Speaker 1: for the work. Yeah, like you said, he's got he's

1508
01:18:11,280 --> 01:18:13,639
Speaker 1: actually got a legit job. He's not a trustful baby.

1509
01:18:13,840 --> 01:18:16,720
Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in

1510
01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:19,719
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1511
01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:22,920
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1512
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:25,880
Speaker 1: search f s R to listen live. All right, so

1513
01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:27,519
Speaker 1: we are at a fork in the road here, guest,

1514
01:18:27,680 --> 01:18:28,760
Speaker 1: and we can go one of two ways. We can

1515
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:31,400
Speaker 1: put the baby to bed. So that's it. Job well done.

1516
01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:34,479
Speaker 1: See it when we get back next week. When I

1517
01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:39,200
Speaker 1: get back from my well deserved camp day situation here,

1518
01:18:39,479 --> 01:18:42,000
Speaker 1: I'm still burning through companies. Do I get an extra compact?

1519
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:43,400
Speaker 1: Because I'm not supposed to be working today and I

1520
01:18:43,479 --> 01:18:46,080
Speaker 1: am working, So conventional wisdom would be that I get

1521
01:18:46,479 --> 01:18:48,320
Speaker 1: being the point on the pulse of the people here,

1522
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:50,160
Speaker 1: that I get an extra day. Technically, this is not

1523
01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:52,519
Speaker 1: working because it would constitute someone listening to this, and

1524
01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:57,920
Speaker 1: they're probably not so once they see your name, the

1525
01:18:58,120 --> 01:19:01,040
Speaker 1: dissenting opinions will chime in here, and those I don't mean,

1526
01:19:01,160 --> 01:19:03,799
Speaker 1: come on, I'd rather listen to a pink Unicorn than Gascon.

1527
01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:08,519
Speaker 1: Everyone's got varying opinions. That's fine. So that's so we

1528
01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:10,360
Speaker 1: we can put the baby to bed, or we can.

1529
01:19:10,560 --> 01:19:13,200
Speaker 1: I have other things that I would like to talk about.

1530
01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:15,600
Speaker 1: I'm into these bizarre studies. I have a few of

1531
01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:18,000
Speaker 1: those that I've been reading this week that we can

1532
01:19:18,040 --> 01:19:20,160
Speaker 1: get to. I know you love don't stick to sports,

1533
01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:22,040
Speaker 1: so we could do that stuff, or we could just

1534
01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:24,439
Speaker 1: say that's it. We're good. You know, I got places

1535
01:19:24,439 --> 01:19:26,479
Speaker 1: to go. I'm done. Yeah, I see A lot has

1536
01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:29,040
Speaker 1: changed since you have left and returned from your vacation,

1537
01:19:29,120 --> 01:19:30,920
Speaker 1: but one thing is staying. I'm not back from I'm

1538
01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:35,040
Speaker 1: still on vacation. Okay, one thing that's not I'm in

1539
01:19:35,280 --> 01:19:37,880
Speaker 1: a life of leisure here. Yeah you can. Yeah, I

1540
01:19:37,880 --> 01:19:39,920
Speaker 1: know that from your Ivory tower. But one thing that

1541
01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:42,000
Speaker 1: has not changed though since you've been gone is my

1542
01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:46,800
Speaker 1: ability to work and work hard, show grit, fortitude, and

1543
01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:49,040
Speaker 1: because I think we should set an example for a

1544
01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:52,640
Speaker 1: young walker and everybody else, don't quit, don't sell the

1545
01:19:52,680 --> 01:19:58,720
Speaker 1: audience short. So you want to extend this edition of

1546
01:19:58,760 --> 01:20:02,200
Speaker 1: the Fifth Hour, which I leave Gascon will set a

1547
01:20:02,439 --> 01:20:05,680
Speaker 1: download record. We have a wager, which will be a

1548
01:20:05,720 --> 01:20:08,719
Speaker 1: taco wager. Our favorite taco shop by the way, invited

1549
01:20:08,760 --> 01:20:13,200
Speaker 1: Gascon to a nice lunch. He declined my invitation. He

1550
01:20:13,320 --> 01:20:17,080
Speaker 1: declined my invitation, so you would have gotten a free meal.

1551
01:20:17,120 --> 01:20:18,920
Speaker 1: You decided not to go. It's a bad job by you.

1552
01:20:18,960 --> 01:20:22,240
Speaker 1: I would never pass up. I would never pass up

1553
01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:25,920
Speaker 1: a meal with with the Prince of Darkness. So the

1554
01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:29,160
Speaker 1: invitation came late and not Jonas, where Damon Jonas is

1555
01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:32,320
Speaker 1: the Prince of darkness, the original Prince of Darkness, Satan himself,

1556
01:20:32,320 --> 01:20:35,040
Speaker 1: who I used to work with in radio Lee Kline.

1557
01:20:37,160 --> 01:20:41,719
Speaker 1: Great daytime conversation with lead, no alcohol involved. I would

1558
01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:43,479
Speaker 1: not want to pass it up, but unfortunately I got

1559
01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:47,280
Speaker 1: broadcasting duties. Yeah, I'm sure you do. I'm sure there's

1560
01:20:47,320 --> 01:20:49,080
Speaker 1: a people dying to hear what you have to say

1561
01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:53,120
Speaker 1: about that. But maybe anyways, let's extend this thing, all right,

1562
01:20:53,160 --> 01:20:55,439
Speaker 1: we'll we'll do a few I gotta study this, and

1563
01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:58,200
Speaker 1: these are actual studies. We determine whether these things are

1564
01:20:58,760 --> 01:21:01,880
Speaker 1: something we believe in or they are bullshit. And it's

1565
01:21:01,920 --> 01:21:05,400
Speaker 1: a tribute to Penn and Teller's show Bullshit, which I

1566
01:21:05,520 --> 01:21:07,760
Speaker 1: used to love watching back in the day on show

1567
01:21:07,800 --> 01:21:10,920
Speaker 1: to Big Penn and Teller fan Big Penn and Teller

1568
01:21:10,960 --> 01:21:13,120
Speaker 1: Fan from back in the day. So we'll do some

1569
01:21:13,160 --> 01:21:16,360
Speaker 1: of these things. The first one. According to a new study,

1570
01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:21,880
Speaker 1: about fifty nine percent of New Year's resolutions are health related.

1571
01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:26,280
Speaker 1: But of those fifty, how many of them actually how

1572
01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:30,439
Speaker 1: many of the people actually achieve their resolutions. I'd say

1573
01:21:30,439 --> 01:21:34,519
Speaker 1: about ten, You're pretty close. They say eight percent of

1574
01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:38,719
Speaker 1: people actually achieve their fitness related resolutions, So that means

1575
01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:45,519
Speaker 1: fifty of people fail. You get nothing. You are a loser.

1576
01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:50,720
Speaker 1: I'm in that like I tried for you when I

1577
01:21:50,760 --> 01:21:53,519
Speaker 1: was a big, fatass. I tried for years to lose weight.

1578
01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:56,360
Speaker 1: I'd make New Year's resolutions. But then at some point

1579
01:21:56,439 --> 01:21:58,680
Speaker 1: I said, that's bullshit. You should just make if you

1580
01:21:58,680 --> 01:22:00,479
Speaker 1: want to change your life. It doesn't to be on

1581
01:22:00,520 --> 01:22:04,599
Speaker 1: a date some you know, made up calendar. Just wake

1582
01:22:04,720 --> 01:22:08,479
Speaker 1: up if it's July, say fuck it, I'm gonna lose weight.

1583
01:22:08,560 --> 01:22:10,760
Speaker 1: And he was, I'm gonna do it, and that the

1584
01:22:10,840 --> 01:22:16,160
Speaker 1: hardest part is to change, uh, your your pattern of life, right,

1585
01:22:16,320 --> 01:22:19,240
Speaker 1: your your habits. It's the hardest thing to do. But

1586
01:22:19,320 --> 01:22:22,360
Speaker 1: you shouldn't have to wait until you know a certain

1587
01:22:22,479 --> 01:22:26,680
Speaker 1: day to do it. I mean, these things become so ingrained,

1588
01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:31,559
Speaker 1: it's like automatic. It's like Jamis Winston throwing into triple coverage.

1589
01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:35,160
Speaker 1: You know it's automatic that he will. Was that a

1590
01:22:35,240 --> 01:22:38,160
Speaker 1: cheap shot? Now he's the thirty for thirty gain in

1591
01:22:38,160 --> 01:22:40,840
Speaker 1: the National Football Like, it's all good. Yeah, the first

1592
01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:45,160
Speaker 1: thirty for thirty guy, very impressive. It takes about thirty days, right,

1593
01:22:45,160 --> 01:22:49,800
Speaker 1: isn't they say thirty days of consistency to change. I'll

1594
01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:52,000
Speaker 1: change the habit. But I've heard it takes even longer

1595
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:54,720
Speaker 1: that that's that's actually bullshit. It takes more than thirty days.

1596
01:22:54,760 --> 01:22:57,880
Speaker 1: And since we're not doing Benny versus the Penny right

1597
01:22:57,920 --> 01:23:01,680
Speaker 1: now because the regular season has ended, um, who, we

1598
01:23:01,680 --> 01:23:03,720
Speaker 1: will do it for the playoffs, but no, I will

1599
01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:06,240
Speaker 1: have to tweet out the picks because you're very busy guests, guy,

1600
01:23:06,240 --> 01:23:09,439
Speaker 1: and you tell me you're not available. Wait, there's like

1601
01:23:09,520 --> 01:23:13,640
Speaker 1: four games. Um, I understand that, but we're you know,

1602
01:23:13,680 --> 01:23:16,400
Speaker 1: we're not doing it now. It's too early in the week.

1603
01:23:16,479 --> 01:23:18,880
Speaker 1: I'm handicapped the games yet. I mean, if you want

1604
01:23:18,880 --> 01:23:20,880
Speaker 1: to come back, we can do it later in the week. Yeah,

1605
01:23:20,880 --> 01:23:23,599
Speaker 1: of course, But we we we, Well, that would mean

1606
01:23:23,640 --> 01:23:25,599
Speaker 1: I have to work another day of my vacation. I

1607
01:23:25,680 --> 01:23:28,000
Speaker 1: wasn't I wasn'tna say that. That's a lot of work.

1608
01:23:28,160 --> 01:23:30,479
Speaker 1: The work for what I put in for the who

1609
01:23:30,520 --> 01:23:35,280
Speaker 1: Am I? Game was important for this weekend anyway. Huh

1610
01:23:35,479 --> 01:23:38,360
Speaker 1: when you do your trivia who am I? I? Do that?

1611
01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:41,320
Speaker 1: You don't do that? Now you're gonna lie to people. Wow,

1612
01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:47,240
Speaker 1: what a schmuck Jesus unbelievable you have you know, you

1613
01:23:47,360 --> 01:23:49,600
Speaker 1: and Cooper Loop they're doing all my show prep. You go,

1614
01:23:50,160 --> 01:23:54,320
Speaker 1: all right, Yes, it's a fair comparison, right, yes, very similar,

1615
01:23:54,479 --> 01:23:58,439
Speaker 1: very smil right. Guess who? All right? A study has

1616
01:23:58,560 --> 01:24:02,880
Speaker 1: named blank state the most dangerous place to drive. Now,

1617
01:24:03,040 --> 01:24:06,960
Speaker 1: if you're hearing this after New Year's and in January

1618
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:09,439
Speaker 1: one and all that, but this is New Year's eve,

1619
01:24:09,479 --> 01:24:13,479
Speaker 1: the most dangerous place to drive? Which state is the

1620
01:24:13,479 --> 01:24:17,519
Speaker 1: most dangerous place to drive? David gascon the honorable man.

1621
01:24:18,040 --> 01:24:19,920
Speaker 1: I don't know how honorable you are, But do you

1622
01:24:19,960 --> 01:24:24,000
Speaker 1: have a possible answer there? Shout out to Tammy. I'll

1623
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:31,080
Speaker 1: say Montana, mon Tanna, not Montana, although you know it's

1624
01:24:31,120 --> 01:24:35,360
Speaker 1: not that high. Um the answer Let's see there there's

1625
01:24:35,400 --> 01:24:37,840
Speaker 1: one state close to Montana, that's high on the list.

1626
01:24:38,439 --> 01:24:41,519
Speaker 1: But no, it's I think I think it's fourth on

1627
01:24:41,560 --> 01:24:47,280
Speaker 1: the list. Yeah, Wyoming is. I'm trying to do the math.

1628
01:24:47,360 --> 01:24:49,240
Speaker 1: It's not order the list I'm looking at. It is

1629
01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:51,280
Speaker 1: not in the right order. But I believe Montana is

1630
01:24:51,880 --> 01:24:56,479
Speaker 1: Wyoming rather is a fourth on the list. All right,

1631
01:24:56,760 --> 01:25:01,040
Speaker 1: and we'll take another guess. There's the top three here.

1632
01:25:01,040 --> 01:25:04,320
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the top three. How about a small one?

1633
01:25:04,360 --> 01:25:09,680
Speaker 1: What about New Jersey? Jersey? Uh, not not high up

1634
01:25:09,680 --> 01:25:12,240
Speaker 1: on the list. New Jersey, the Garden state. They apparently

1635
01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:14,479
Speaker 1: did not. It's not a dangerous place. Let me just

1636
01:25:14,520 --> 01:25:17,640
Speaker 1: give you the top three here. According to this this

1637
01:25:17,720 --> 01:25:21,920
Speaker 1: is based on fatal motor vehicle crashes on New Year's

1638
01:25:22,080 --> 01:25:24,960
Speaker 1: and it's per one thousand drivers. The study goes back

1639
01:25:26,040 --> 01:25:31,760
Speaker 1: from to and the state. Let me give you the

1640
01:25:31,800 --> 01:25:37,320
Speaker 1: top three here. Number see, number three is none other

1641
01:25:37,320 --> 01:25:41,960
Speaker 1: than South Carolina Sandwich, right between North Carolina and Georgia.

1642
01:25:42,040 --> 01:25:47,000
Speaker 1: Number two on the list, the great state of Mississippi.

1643
01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:54,519
Speaker 1: All right, Mississippi is number two and number one. Boomers sooner,

1644
01:25:54,600 --> 01:25:58,799
Speaker 1: Oklahoma number one on the list. You're, according to the study,

1645
01:25:59,360 --> 01:26:02,320
Speaker 1: named the most dangerous place for drivers on New Year's

1646
01:26:02,400 --> 01:26:06,000
Speaker 1: Eve or New Year's Day, So be safe. Don't if

1647
01:26:06,040 --> 01:26:07,880
Speaker 1: you don't want to get in an accident, don't drive

1648
01:26:07,880 --> 01:26:13,120
Speaker 1: anywhere right click it, don't get a ticket. They'll see

1649
01:26:13,160 --> 01:26:15,240
Speaker 1: you before you see them. Did you see Ed from

1650
01:26:15,280 --> 01:26:18,479
Speaker 1: Smoke came? And? Uh? Yeah? He he was tweeting that

1651
01:26:18,520 --> 01:26:20,120
Speaker 1: out he or not tweeting he was. He had the

1652
01:26:20,160 --> 01:26:23,320
Speaker 1: bullhorn and he was like, he looked like he was

1653
01:26:23,400 --> 01:26:25,320
Speaker 1: hammered over. I think Ed just always kind of looks

1654
01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:27,600
Speaker 1: like that. And he was in front of the hotels

1655
01:26:27,640 --> 01:26:30,080
Speaker 1: in Seattle and he was doing the ps A lines.

1656
01:26:30,400 --> 01:26:35,040
Speaker 1: They'll see you before you see them. Man, it was

1657
01:26:35,040 --> 01:26:39,439
Speaker 1: pretty good. All right. There's a new study out that

1658
01:26:39,479 --> 01:26:44,360
Speaker 1: has linked the rise of opioid overdose deaths to blank

1659
01:26:44,960 --> 01:26:48,360
Speaker 1: Did you see this? No, But they say that automotive

1660
01:26:48,479 --> 01:26:54,160
Speaker 1: plant closures are linked with the rise of opioid overdose deaths.

1661
01:26:54,800 --> 01:26:57,400
Speaker 1: That's bullshit. I think it's bullshit. Also, I think that

1662
01:26:57,560 --> 01:27:01,519
Speaker 1: is a false correlation that you are you're putting out.

1663
01:27:01,600 --> 01:27:03,960
Speaker 1: I do not believe that at all. I think that

1664
01:27:04,120 --> 01:27:09,200
Speaker 1: is bullshit. I agree what else. Researchers estimate upwards of

1665
01:27:09,320 --> 01:27:12,040
Speaker 1: blank million US, So I'll just give it the number,

1666
01:27:12,240 --> 01:27:15,679
Speaker 1: twenty million US homes are gonna go up for sale

1667
01:27:15,680 --> 01:27:22,760
Speaker 1: between the mid thirties. Why, well, no, Well, yeah, the

1668
01:27:22,920 --> 01:27:27,840
Speaker 1: baby Boomer generation unfortunately starting to die off, and they're

1669
01:27:27,840 --> 01:27:31,840
Speaker 1: moving into assisted living locations. And because of that, all

1670
01:27:31,840 --> 01:27:34,200
Speaker 1: the baby boomers that have those nice houses and all that.

1671
01:27:34,720 --> 01:27:37,960
Speaker 1: Over the next I guess it's fifteen years or so,

1672
01:27:38,160 --> 01:27:41,720
Speaker 1: they're gonna start selling their houses. And that is this now?

1673
01:27:41,800 --> 01:27:44,200
Speaker 1: Is this good news or bad news for like jen

1674
01:27:45,120 --> 01:27:49,160
Speaker 1: jen x that the next generation after them, the next

1675
01:27:49,160 --> 01:27:51,519
Speaker 1: couple of generations, I would think this would be good news, right.

1676
01:27:51,560 --> 01:27:53,600
Speaker 1: I think it depends on the market though. If you

1677
01:27:53,600 --> 01:27:55,800
Speaker 1: have rent control, then you're in a good spot. But

1678
01:27:55,880 --> 01:27:58,720
Speaker 1: if you don't, then you're not so much. Well, but

1679
01:27:58,760 --> 01:28:01,400
Speaker 1: if you have rent control, right, if the place turns over,

1680
01:28:01,439 --> 01:28:03,280
Speaker 1: then you don't get the rent control, right, you know

1681
01:28:03,320 --> 01:28:06,160
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like in Manhattan, if you die, the

1682
01:28:06,240 --> 01:28:09,720
Speaker 1: next person that gets the apartment, they jack the rate up, right,

1683
01:28:09,760 --> 01:28:14,760
Speaker 1: And how it works anyway, Well, I mean that's that's

1684
01:28:14,800 --> 01:28:18,120
Speaker 1: somewhat depressing, But I guess it's the the circle of life, right.

1685
01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:20,599
Speaker 1: The generations get older and they pass away, and then

1686
01:28:20,600 --> 01:28:23,320
Speaker 1: somebody else comes over and takes their houses. And the game,

1687
01:28:23,600 --> 01:28:26,600
Speaker 1: the game keeps going on, Right, it's what what's the

1688
01:28:26,640 --> 01:28:29,040
Speaker 1: quote about life? It's you know, it's the same play

1689
01:28:29,080 --> 01:28:31,800
Speaker 1: with different actors. You know, it's the same concept, but

1690
01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:34,760
Speaker 1: is different actors at different points. All right, what else

1691
01:28:34,760 --> 01:28:39,240
Speaker 1: do we have? All right? Researchers pulled third people about

1692
01:28:39,320 --> 01:28:43,800
Speaker 1: creeping is and here is what they uncovered. Both men

1693
01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:49,760
Speaker 1: and women, we're more likely to rate men as creepy,

1694
01:28:49,960 --> 01:28:51,760
Speaker 1: and they try to figure out why. They said it's

1695
01:28:51,800 --> 01:28:56,679
Speaker 1: due to elements of physical and sexual danger for men.

1696
01:28:57,479 --> 01:29:01,080
Speaker 1: Also found that we are most like to label people

1697
01:29:01,200 --> 01:29:05,800
Speaker 1: creepy when we don't understand their behavior or if it

1698
01:29:05,880 --> 01:29:11,559
Speaker 1: lies outside of social conventions. They they give some examples here, guest,

1699
01:29:11,600 --> 01:29:13,400
Speaker 1: and they said, of like people that stand too close

1700
01:29:13,520 --> 01:29:17,920
Speaker 1: during a conversation. Uh, people, this is really good considering

1701
01:29:17,920 --> 01:29:20,799
Speaker 1: what you did earlier in this podcast punishing this podcast.

1702
01:29:21,160 --> 01:29:27,840
Speaker 1: People that lick their lips often or laugh unpredictably creepy. Uh,

1703
01:29:27,880 --> 01:29:30,599
Speaker 1: it creeps people out, according to this study. I don't

1704
01:29:30,840 --> 01:29:33,280
Speaker 1: buy that. I don't do Yeah, I believe that I

1705
01:29:33,479 --> 01:29:35,960
Speaker 1: read a read a study last week that actually said

1706
01:29:36,640 --> 01:29:39,600
Speaker 1: that it's better for a workplace environment if men and

1707
01:29:39,640 --> 01:29:43,479
Speaker 1: women flirt at work. Yeah, didn't we talk about that?

1708
01:29:43,640 --> 01:29:45,479
Speaker 1: I thought we talked about that. Didn't we talk about

1709
01:29:45,479 --> 01:29:47,599
Speaker 1: that one? No? You were you've been off for like

1710
01:29:47,720 --> 01:29:50,280
Speaker 1: two weeks. No, the study that studies like two weeks old.

1711
01:29:50,360 --> 01:29:52,960
Speaker 1: I we we talked about it. I'm pretty sure we

1712
01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:55,320
Speaker 1: talked about it. You don't even remember? No, I got

1713
01:29:55,360 --> 01:29:59,400
Speaker 1: a lot, did we? Yes? I like how you try

1714
01:29:59,439 --> 01:30:01,759
Speaker 1: to play that all like, oh, I heard this study,

1715
01:30:01,960 --> 01:30:04,759
Speaker 1: said I read it. You didn't read it. I talked

1716
01:30:04,760 --> 01:30:07,960
Speaker 1: about it right here. You didn't read it. I remember that. Yeah,

1717
01:30:07,960 --> 01:30:11,080
Speaker 1: it's convenient you don't remember that. Well. I play on

1718
01:30:11,120 --> 01:30:13,639
Speaker 1: the Betton Mallard tactic. Would I say on the microphone?

1719
01:30:13,640 --> 01:30:17,200
Speaker 1: Aren't listening to you back a day or two? Do

1720
01:30:17,240 --> 01:30:20,240
Speaker 1: you have any interest? I feel like we've done this

1721
01:30:20,240 --> 01:30:23,439
Speaker 1: this one before, but maybe we have it, And of

1722
01:30:23,439 --> 01:30:26,640
Speaker 1: course you've probably forgotten it. I know I've apparently forgotten it.

1723
01:30:27,200 --> 01:30:31,560
Speaker 1: But there's a new survey out that ranks the rudest

1724
01:30:32,200 --> 01:30:35,479
Speaker 1: US cities. A new survey was conducted. Who is the

1725
01:30:35,560 --> 01:30:41,760
Speaker 1: rudest of the rude? Any interest in that? I'm I'm curious.

1726
01:30:41,760 --> 01:30:43,639
Speaker 1: Oh good, we haven't done this one? All right? This

1727
01:30:43,720 --> 01:30:46,560
Speaker 1: is a from Business Insider. They surveyed a bunch of

1728
01:30:46,680 --> 01:30:49,639
Speaker 1: US adults in the fall and asked them to pick

1729
01:30:49,680 --> 01:30:52,880
Speaker 1: the top five rudest cities in the country from a

1730
01:30:52,960 --> 01:31:00,000
Speaker 1: list of the fifty largest cities in the United States. So, hey,

1731
01:31:01,560 --> 01:31:03,080
Speaker 1: this is not we did one where the we had

1732
01:31:03,120 --> 01:31:07,920
Speaker 1: the most caring city. We did that bullshit a few

1733
01:31:07,920 --> 01:31:13,559
Speaker 1: weeks ago. The healthiest I think we did. Yeah, take

1734
01:31:13,600 --> 01:31:15,360
Speaker 1: a shot of this. I mean, what are you doing

1735
01:31:15,760 --> 01:31:17,920
Speaker 1: trying to peel off some So you'd go like New York,

1736
01:31:18,280 --> 01:31:21,800
Speaker 1: l A, Baltimore, Chicago. You're just gonna name all the

1737
01:31:21,800 --> 01:31:23,760
Speaker 1: big cities, or you're gonna pick one that's the root

1738
01:31:23,840 --> 01:31:28,240
Speaker 1: is you know, I'll go with Pittsburgh. No, what Pittsburgh

1739
01:31:28,240 --> 01:31:31,480
Speaker 1: was like one of the kindest or whatever. No, Pittsburgh.

1740
01:31:31,479 --> 01:31:33,599
Speaker 1: That's a terrible guess. That's not a terrible guest. It's

1741
01:31:33,600 --> 01:31:39,080
Speaker 1: a horrible guess. What up, Philadelphia? What's that Philadelphia? Well,

1742
01:31:39,080 --> 01:31:42,479
Speaker 1: phil you that's a good guess. It's not Philadelphia. Now

1743
01:31:42,520 --> 01:31:44,040
Speaker 1: you should we do top five? Top ten? What do

1744
01:31:44,040 --> 01:31:46,000
Speaker 1: you wanna do? Top five? Do you want to do

1745
01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:48,479
Speaker 1: your top five? For time reasons? At all the time

1746
01:31:48,479 --> 01:31:53,320
Speaker 1: in the world? Really? Yeah, I mean, podcast is dragging

1747
01:31:53,320 --> 01:31:54,640
Speaker 1: on here. I mean, people don't want to hear me.

1748
01:31:55,680 --> 01:31:58,439
Speaker 1: I'm on vacation here and they don't that. People are

1749
01:31:58,479 --> 01:31:59,960
Speaker 1: upset that I'm working. What do you have to do?

1750
01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:02,080
Speaker 1: They're furious that I'm working. You have to do go

1751
01:32:02,120 --> 01:32:04,080
Speaker 1: to the kitchen and burn your tongue on another fucking

1752
01:32:04,120 --> 01:32:09,000
Speaker 1: burnt pizza. Fuck you all right? Um, that's if Philadelphia

1753
01:32:09,040 --> 01:32:12,880
Speaker 1: was number nine. In Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, nine nine percent of

1754
01:32:12,920 --> 01:32:17,160
Speaker 1: respondents thought Philly had the rudest inhabitants. Um. I think

1755
01:32:17,160 --> 01:32:21,680
Speaker 1: they're fans, are I mean insane? I love people in Philadelphia.

1756
01:32:21,680 --> 01:32:23,679
Speaker 1: I have some friends in Philly and they all complain

1757
01:32:23,720 --> 01:32:28,080
Speaker 1: about the fact that everyone brings in and yells about

1758
01:32:28,439 --> 01:32:31,240
Speaker 1: the throwing of snowballs at Santa Claus, which I think

1759
01:32:31,320 --> 01:32:35,599
Speaker 1: happened Gascon in the nineties sixties and is still brought

1760
01:32:35,720 --> 01:32:38,439
Speaker 1: up to this day. But but the fans are so

1761
01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:41,240
Speaker 1: I hate saying this, but they're a lot more tame

1762
01:32:41,760 --> 01:32:44,439
Speaker 1: than what they were in the sixties, seventies and eighties.

1763
01:32:44,680 --> 01:32:47,519
Speaker 1: People forget what it was like at the Spectrum, at

1764
01:32:47,560 --> 01:32:51,080
Speaker 1: the Vet, all these places. They would get lit up.

1765
01:32:51,160 --> 01:32:54,160
Speaker 1: I mean, well, and the thing is too that and

1766
01:32:54,200 --> 01:32:56,400
Speaker 1: a lot of that is because you can get away

1767
01:32:56,439 --> 01:32:58,880
Speaker 1: with it. Now there's cameras everywhere. It's harder to be

1768
01:32:58,920 --> 01:33:02,200
Speaker 1: a dick, you know, and not get caught, I would think,

1769
01:33:02,240 --> 01:33:04,519
Speaker 1: because it's it's like a police state. It said, they're

1770
01:33:04,520 --> 01:33:08,559
Speaker 1: always watching you, right alright? Number five on the list.

1771
01:33:08,600 --> 01:33:11,040
Speaker 1: These are again, if you're you give us nine. What

1772
01:33:11,120 --> 01:33:14,479
Speaker 1: was number ten? Well, you said the top five. You

1773
01:33:14,520 --> 01:33:16,720
Speaker 1: didn't say the top ten. You asked about Philadelphi. These

1774
01:33:16,720 --> 01:33:19,680
Speaker 1: are the rudest US cities, according to a new survey.

1775
01:33:20,160 --> 01:33:23,280
Speaker 1: You want me to go to number two. I'm not

1776
01:33:23,320 --> 01:33:26,880
Speaker 1: being lazy. You said to speed it up. Make your

1777
01:33:26,920 --> 01:33:29,080
Speaker 1: goddamn mind up, whether you want to go quick or

1778
01:33:29,320 --> 01:33:32,160
Speaker 1: what not? Here, Okay, I like taking my time. Yeah,

1779
01:33:32,560 --> 01:33:35,479
Speaker 1: that's not what she said. I will go with. Number

1780
01:33:35,479 --> 01:33:39,680
Speaker 1: ten is San Francisco, all right, the Bay Area very

1781
01:33:39,760 --> 01:33:44,320
Speaker 1: rude there. Number nine Philadelphia, Number eight Baltimore, Maryland. Shout

1782
01:33:44,360 --> 01:33:47,200
Speaker 1: out sports with Coleman, my good radio friend there Morning

1783
01:33:47,200 --> 01:33:53,880
Speaker 1: Man into name dropping Number seven Buffalo, New York about

1784
01:33:53,920 --> 01:33:56,439
Speaker 1: that Bill's mafia man. Yeah, I'm looking forward to then

1785
01:33:56,479 --> 01:33:59,840
Speaker 1: this weekend. Don't mess don't mess around. I hope they

1786
01:34:00,000 --> 01:34:02,799
Speaker 1: eat Houston. MA. I'm actually pulling for Don't Tell Robbie

1787
01:34:02,800 --> 01:34:05,200
Speaker 1: the Mariner fan. I know you are, though I'm pulling

1788
01:34:05,200 --> 01:34:07,799
Speaker 1: for Buffalo. Man. Is this more because you like Buffalo

1789
01:34:07,840 --> 01:34:10,800
Speaker 1: or more because you hate It's obviously it's schadenfreud. Man.

1790
01:34:10,800 --> 01:34:13,080
Speaker 1: I'm I'm all against the shine blocked me on Twitter.

1791
01:34:13,360 --> 01:34:15,559
Speaker 1: Screw him. I hope he goes hangs out with the

1792
01:34:15,560 --> 01:34:20,120
Speaker 1: Seahawks PR person. All right. Detroit, Michigan is number six.

1793
01:34:20,400 --> 01:34:24,120
Speaker 1: Shout out motors city. They are the sixth rudest city

1794
01:34:24,360 --> 01:34:28,080
Speaker 1: in the United States. And there you go. A McDonald's

1795
01:34:28,080 --> 01:34:30,879
Speaker 1: employee that he's an example. Here. McDonald's employee in December

1796
01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:34,639
Speaker 1: was almost tazard over an incident. In June, a woman

1797
01:34:34,680 --> 01:34:38,120
Speaker 1: in a wheelchair order the meal then fired her taser

1798
01:34:38,240 --> 01:34:41,120
Speaker 1: at an employee because she said her order was taking

1799
01:34:41,160 --> 01:34:44,120
Speaker 1: too long. And uh, there you go. It's an example

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01:34:44,120 --> 01:34:48,960
Speaker 1: that happened in Detroit. Number five. Boston. My people of

1801
01:34:49,040 --> 01:34:52,240
Speaker 1: Boston the fifth rudest in the United States. Only one

1802
01:34:52,240 --> 01:34:53,880
Speaker 1: of us with the school there. Thank you very much.

1803
01:34:54,520 --> 01:34:57,439
Speaker 1: I am a beloved the radio figure in Boston fired

1804
01:34:57,479 --> 01:34:59,799
Speaker 1: from Boston twice. I didn't know. I did not get fired.

1805
01:35:00,200 --> 01:35:04,400
Speaker 1: I got I got removed because our my main job

1806
01:35:04,439 --> 01:35:07,519
Speaker 1: at Fox picked up the other station, and I'll explain

1807
01:35:07,520 --> 01:35:09,680
Speaker 1: to you how politics and radio work. They love me.

1808
01:35:09,720 --> 01:35:12,000
Speaker 1: I would if w E. I, you know, we were

1809
01:35:12,040 --> 01:35:13,599
Speaker 1: on you know, things were different, I would be right

1810
01:35:13,600 --> 01:35:17,000
Speaker 1: back on w E. I would. I'm telling you, the

1811
01:35:17,000 --> 01:35:20,360
Speaker 1: guys that we love your show was wondering. I screw you. Uh.

1812
01:35:20,520 --> 01:35:26,120
Speaker 1: Number four, this is a surprise. Chicago. That is a surprise.

1813
01:35:26,600 --> 01:35:28,960
Speaker 1: I think Chicago people are cool, They're down to earth,

1814
01:35:29,000 --> 01:35:31,479
Speaker 1: they're nice people. The crime rates pretty high there though,

1815
01:35:32,439 --> 01:35:36,040
Speaker 1: well in certain neighborhoods. But like the tourist parts of Chicago,

1816
01:35:36,240 --> 01:35:38,439
Speaker 1: you go, it's one. Yeah, there's a certain it's like

1817
01:35:38,479 --> 01:35:42,400
Speaker 1: a a demilitarized zone in parts of Chicago. But but

1818
01:35:42,560 --> 01:35:46,120
Speaker 1: other parts of it are beautiful. Yeah. Uh. Number three

1819
01:35:46,160 --> 01:35:50,640
Speaker 1: on the list Washington, d C. The swamp of Washington,

1820
01:35:50,720 --> 01:35:54,800
Speaker 1: d C, America's capital where politics, where the lawmakers of

1821
01:35:54,800 --> 01:35:57,519
Speaker 1: the land live during the year. Maybe we should do

1822
01:35:58,479 --> 01:36:01,679
Speaker 1: this is a great idea. We should host the mallar

1823
01:36:01,760 --> 01:36:06,679
Speaker 1: Man March in d C in November during the election.

1824
01:36:08,479 --> 01:36:11,840
Speaker 1: That would be awesome. That would be that would be

1825
01:36:11,880 --> 01:36:17,280
Speaker 1: pretty cool. I don't think you, I don't think you

1826
01:36:17,479 --> 01:36:19,880
Speaker 1: will like that. Well, it depends what's brother you invited,

1827
01:36:20,120 --> 01:36:22,400
Speaker 1: one of them will definitely not be into it. Right.

1828
01:36:22,479 --> 01:36:26,800
Speaker 1: Number two on the list, Los Angeele's hello, very rude

1829
01:36:26,880 --> 01:36:30,800
Speaker 1: people like you, guesscon assholes in Los Angeles, So bad

1830
01:36:30,880 --> 01:36:34,400
Speaker 1: job by you people. Yeah. The problem with with l

1831
01:36:34,439 --> 01:36:38,280
Speaker 1: as people are pretentious, narcissistic. Everyone's trying to be famous.

1832
01:36:38,520 --> 01:36:43,720
Speaker 1: Everyone thinks they're famous, and everyone's trying to ride the

1833
01:36:43,720 --> 01:36:47,120
Speaker 1: coat tails of someone else to be famous, and it

1834
01:36:47,160 --> 01:36:50,320
Speaker 1: creates a cesspool. And I love I lived in l

1835
01:36:50,360 --> 01:36:51,800
Speaker 1: A in my whole life. I love l A. But

1836
01:36:51,880 --> 01:36:53,840
Speaker 1: there's a lot of assholes live in l A. Yeah,

1837
01:36:53,920 --> 01:36:56,400
Speaker 1: and half the whole, the whole I'm better than you

1838
01:36:56,720 --> 01:36:59,040
Speaker 1: is like who do you know? And I hate that.

1839
01:36:59,520 --> 01:37:01,200
Speaker 1: And I don't know if it's like this in other

1840
01:37:01,200 --> 01:37:02,960
Speaker 1: parts of the country, correct me if I'm wrong, if

1841
01:37:02,960 --> 01:37:05,479
Speaker 1: you experience this in Seattle. But it's like every time

1842
01:37:05,520 --> 01:37:08,400
Speaker 1: you go out, whether it's for dinner or drinks or

1843
01:37:08,479 --> 01:37:11,120
Speaker 1: happy or whatever, it may be like half the people

1844
01:37:11,120 --> 01:37:12,960
Speaker 1: you're either hanging out with it or you see or

1845
01:37:13,000 --> 01:37:16,840
Speaker 1: on their cell phones the entire time too. Well, that's everywhere, though,

1846
01:37:16,960 --> 01:37:19,280
Speaker 1: it makes that's I think it's every People are on

1847
01:37:19,320 --> 01:37:21,479
Speaker 1: their phones, man, and people are just you know it's

1848
01:37:21,520 --> 01:37:24,080
Speaker 1: gonna keep what's on the gram. I'm gonna find out

1849
01:37:24,120 --> 01:37:29,320
Speaker 1: what's on the grave. A Number one the rudest city

1850
01:37:30,439 --> 01:37:34,280
Speaker 1: in the United States of America, according to this study,

1851
01:37:36,120 --> 01:37:39,280
Speaker 1: New York, New York the Big Apple. Now, I'm gonna

1852
01:37:39,280 --> 01:37:41,760
Speaker 1: tell you this study. I like the concept of it

1853
01:37:41,800 --> 01:37:44,160
Speaker 1: from Business Insider, but I think it's bullshit because they

1854
01:37:44,240 --> 01:37:47,040
Speaker 1: just rated the three biggest like cities, right New York,

1855
01:37:47,840 --> 01:37:51,559
Speaker 1: l A, Chicago or I guess the season there, which

1856
01:37:51,640 --> 01:37:54,680
Speaker 1: cruise it up a little bit. But yeah, I mean

1857
01:37:54,880 --> 01:37:58,200
Speaker 1: it's come on, why not throw in you know, I

1858
01:37:58,200 --> 01:38:02,639
Speaker 1: don't know your boygan or something like to see. Yeah, like, uh,

1859
01:38:02,720 --> 01:38:05,280
Speaker 1: I think the fiftiest city on here was like Raleigh,

1860
01:38:05,320 --> 01:38:07,680
Speaker 1: North Carolina. But a lot of people haven't been to

1861
01:38:07,720 --> 01:38:09,360
Speaker 1: all these cities, you know what I mean, Like most

1862
01:38:09,360 --> 01:38:12,840
Speaker 1: people haven't. My guys in Kansas City ranked thirty second.

1863
01:38:13,080 --> 01:38:19,120
Speaker 1: What about Salt Lake City? I mean, wow, Portland, Oregon

1864
01:38:19,200 --> 01:38:21,720
Speaker 1: was thirty fourth. I know you love Portland's like the

1865
01:38:21,760 --> 01:38:29,000
Speaker 1: politics there. Nashville was thirty third, New Orleans, Louisiana in

1866
01:38:29,080 --> 01:38:33,520
Speaker 1: the Bayou number thirty five. Memphis was thirty six. Louisville,

1867
01:38:33,600 --> 01:38:38,040
Speaker 1: Kentucky shoutout Louisville number thirty seven. Who else do have

1868
01:38:38,080 --> 01:38:43,200
Speaker 1: san Antonio? Joe in San Anto? That guy Joe sends

1869
01:38:43,240 --> 01:38:48,120
Speaker 1: me these nasty emails. Why are you not on the radio? Maler? Yeah,

1870
01:38:48,640 --> 01:38:52,720
Speaker 1: screw you, Joe. Uh. San Antonio is thirty eight. I

1871
01:38:52,800 --> 01:38:56,400
Speaker 1: put it higher because of Joe. Oklahoma City and I

1872
01:38:56,439 --> 01:38:59,120
Speaker 1: guess we're doing the whole damn list now. Orlando's forty.

1873
01:38:59,320 --> 01:39:02,400
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find in salt Lake Riverside, California, number

1874
01:39:02,439 --> 01:39:04,880
Speaker 1: forty one. Gas gun, you do a lot of time

1875
01:39:04,880 --> 01:39:08,519
Speaker 1: in Riverside, right armpit of America. That's not one of

1876
01:39:08,560 --> 01:39:11,320
Speaker 1: the garden spots, although it did produce the great Kawai

1877
01:39:11,400 --> 01:39:14,760
Speaker 1: Leonard from the I E. And we're all blessed with

1878
01:39:14,800 --> 01:39:18,400
Speaker 1: Kawai when he chooses to play. Yes, this shows up

1879
01:39:18,400 --> 01:39:20,640
Speaker 1: from the play the Lakers. Salt Lake City. Here it is.

1880
01:39:20,680 --> 01:39:23,240
Speaker 1: I found it number forty seven on the list the

1881
01:39:23,439 --> 01:39:27,479
Speaker 1: nice Mormon people of Salt Lake City number uh, number

1882
01:39:27,920 --> 01:39:31,719
Speaker 1: forty seven out of the top fifty. Your bff, Colin

1883
01:39:31,760 --> 01:39:35,040
Speaker 1: Coward goes to Salt Lake City a lot to go ski. Yeah,

1884
01:39:35,120 --> 01:39:37,600
Speaker 1: it's a big skier. So during the holiday season. Ye.

1885
01:39:37,840 --> 01:39:41,720
Speaker 1: So my brother who lives in New York, goes goes

1886
01:39:41,760 --> 01:39:45,000
Speaker 1: to Utah to Park City, ut Yeah, that's right. Is

1887
01:39:45,040 --> 01:39:47,200
Speaker 1: that where Colin goes. Yeah, it's a great city. Man,

1888
01:39:47,280 --> 01:39:49,240
Speaker 1: It's apparently a lot of rich people that go to

1889
01:39:50,240 --> 01:39:52,759
Speaker 1: Park City. I don't make enough money to go to

1890
01:39:52,840 --> 01:39:55,800
Speaker 1: according to the Internet, I make enough money. If I

1891
01:39:55,840 --> 01:39:58,040
Speaker 1: did make enough money, you know, if I had the

1892
01:39:58,040 --> 01:39:59,920
Speaker 1: three million dollars the Internet says I have, I would

1893
01:40:00,120 --> 01:40:02,360
Speaker 1: fly around, like, you know, four times a year. I

1894
01:40:02,439 --> 01:40:05,759
Speaker 1: do these uh these mallard meet and Greek things, walking

1895
01:40:05,840 --> 01:40:08,360
Speaker 1: around the streets of whatever city you're on or in

1896
01:40:08,520 --> 01:40:11,760
Speaker 1: with headphones in your ears. Right. Well, that that was

1897
01:40:11,840 --> 01:40:14,719
Speaker 1: to avoid the homeless people, of course, and I didn't

1898
01:40:14,760 --> 01:40:17,320
Speaker 1: want to be impolite. So I noticed. I did a

1899
01:40:17,320 --> 01:40:19,240
Speaker 1: little study myself, and I noticed when I put the

1900
01:40:19,240 --> 01:40:21,719
Speaker 1: headphones in, people didn't talk to me because I had headphones.

1901
01:40:22,560 --> 01:40:24,559
Speaker 1: So they realized, like, he's not gonna hear me anyway.

1902
01:40:24,600 --> 01:40:27,200
Speaker 1: That's fine. So that's a that's that's the end of that.

1903
01:40:27,880 --> 01:40:30,760
Speaker 1: I think. Well, there's there's a couple other little ones here.

1904
01:40:32,040 --> 01:40:36,639
Speaker 1: A galactic letdown. They say that a study on Star

1905
01:40:36,720 --> 01:40:42,920
Speaker 1: Wars fans found that expectations of Star Wars movies often

1906
01:40:43,160 --> 01:40:47,200
Speaker 1: ruin the fan experience that people are so excited for

1907
01:40:47,240 --> 01:40:50,360
Speaker 1: these movies, they don't live up to the excitement when

1908
01:40:50,400 --> 01:40:52,280
Speaker 1: they actually see them in the theater. Have you seen

1909
01:40:52,280 --> 01:40:55,519
Speaker 1: the new Star Wars movie? That's right? Is it good?

1910
01:40:55,560 --> 01:40:57,640
Speaker 1: Because I my wife, I think that's one of the

1911
01:40:57,640 --> 01:40:59,240
Speaker 1: things I would be doing this week out she wants

1912
01:40:59,400 --> 01:41:02,240
Speaker 1: she loved was going to the movies. It's her favorite thing.

1913
01:41:02,280 --> 01:41:04,760
Speaker 1: I just like going to eat popcorn. Um, so I'll

1914
01:41:04,760 --> 01:41:06,800
Speaker 1: pretty much see anything with the popcorn. I did see

1915
01:41:06,800 --> 01:41:11,000
Speaker 1: the Adam Sandler movie not to get carried away here,

1916
01:41:11,040 --> 01:41:15,440
Speaker 1: but I saw that with Kevin Garner Uncut Uncut Gems,

1917
01:41:15,840 --> 01:41:18,719
Speaker 1: which had a very interesting ending. Gian Ronda was supposed

1918
01:41:18,720 --> 01:41:20,960
Speaker 1: to be in that and uh, he actually missed his

1919
01:41:21,040 --> 01:41:24,240
Speaker 1: flight so he was supposed to have a little Really. Yeah,

1920
01:41:24,640 --> 01:41:27,559
Speaker 1: I saw Doc Rivers had a came up. My good

1921
01:41:27,560 --> 01:41:31,000
Speaker 1: friend Dick Stockton, his voice was in it. I heard

1922
01:41:31,360 --> 01:41:33,800
Speaker 1: heard Dick in in the thing, so that was that

1923
01:41:33,840 --> 01:41:36,960
Speaker 1: was pretty good. Um, but the star was So did

1924
01:41:37,000 --> 01:41:38,840
Speaker 1: you like the new Star Wars movie? You're you're a

1925
01:41:38,840 --> 01:41:42,160
Speaker 1: big Star Wars fan. Star Wars fan, but these last

1926
01:41:42,200 --> 01:41:45,160
Speaker 1: three have not lived up to the billing one bit. Yeah,

1927
01:41:45,240 --> 01:41:49,160
Speaker 1: my thing was Star Wars and it's much like professional wrestling,

1928
01:41:49,760 --> 01:41:52,760
Speaker 1: Like it's that golden period when I was a kid,

1929
01:41:52,800 --> 01:41:55,960
Speaker 1: the original three Star Wars movies came out right, So

1930
01:41:56,080 --> 01:41:58,519
Speaker 1: for me, I feel like I put the baby to

1931
01:41:58,600 --> 01:42:02,280
Speaker 1: bed when they had Star Wars, Return of the Jedi

1932
01:42:02,840 --> 01:42:05,840
Speaker 1: and what was the The Empire Strikes back? Right was?

1933
01:42:06,120 --> 01:42:09,120
Speaker 1: I think that was the word? Um, But those those

1934
01:42:09,200 --> 01:42:11,800
Speaker 1: three and then they didn't make any Star Wars movies

1935
01:42:11,840 --> 01:42:13,800
Speaker 1: for a long time. I felt like that that was

1936
01:42:13,880 --> 01:42:17,240
Speaker 1: the Picasso, that was the Michaelangelo, the veng Go of

1937
01:42:17,320 --> 01:42:19,719
Speaker 1: the Star Wars movies. And then they kept making them

1938
01:42:19,800 --> 01:42:22,040
Speaker 1: and I was like, I mean, I've seen them, but

1939
01:42:22,080 --> 01:42:23,719
Speaker 1: I guess it really depends on whole you are, because

1940
01:42:23,720 --> 01:42:25,800
Speaker 1: I'm sure the kids like are younger than you, guys

1941
01:42:25,800 --> 01:42:27,880
Speaker 1: are younger than me. You're like, Oh, that's who cares

1942
01:42:27,880 --> 01:42:30,280
Speaker 1: about those original Star Wars. Those are hokey, man. The

1943
01:42:30,320 --> 01:42:33,000
Speaker 1: real Star Wars are that get like weird green guy

1944
01:42:33,120 --> 01:42:34,880
Speaker 1: or whatever. You know, It's like that whole deal. The

1945
01:42:34,920 --> 01:42:37,040
Speaker 1: acting was great in the original three. I don't care

1946
01:42:37,080 --> 01:42:40,719
Speaker 1: what everyone says. Harrison More was fantastic in it. Shout

1947
01:42:40,760 --> 01:42:44,080
Speaker 1: out Princess Leiah Comma, nobody's better than her, Harrison Ford.

1948
01:42:44,280 --> 01:42:47,040
Speaker 1: I mean, if you ben because we are a little

1949
01:42:47,040 --> 01:42:50,040
Speaker 1: bit dated compared to others. If you had to put

1950
01:42:50,600 --> 01:42:54,200
Speaker 1: Carrie Fisher or Princess la next to Daisy Duke, the original,

1951
01:42:54,439 --> 01:42:57,599
Speaker 1: who do you who do you pick? Who do you pick? Though?

1952
01:42:58,280 --> 01:43:01,360
Speaker 1: That's tough? That's that that What do you call the

1953
01:43:01,400 --> 01:43:04,080
Speaker 1: Princess Leia when she had the buns on each side?

1954
01:43:04,080 --> 01:43:06,760
Speaker 1: What do you call that? Like? What's that? Look? That's uh,

1955
01:43:07,120 --> 01:43:09,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'd have to google something like that.

1956
01:43:09,400 --> 01:43:11,679
Speaker 1: But who do you pick? Right, that's a tough call.

1957
01:43:12,400 --> 01:43:16,800
Speaker 1: Duke on the General Lee or you know, Princess Falcon.

1958
01:43:16,880 --> 01:43:19,360
Speaker 1: It's hard to go wrong with Daisy Duke, but Princess like,

1959
01:43:19,400 --> 01:43:22,679
Speaker 1: she's a damn princess. Come on, you don't get better

1960
01:43:22,680 --> 01:43:25,439
Speaker 1: than a princess. I mean, my goodness, Uh, that's what?

1961
01:43:25,640 --> 01:43:27,960
Speaker 1: All right? What do we have? Don't stick to sports,

1962
01:43:27,960 --> 01:43:29,880
Speaker 1: guest gon, I mean, we'll this is gonna be a

1963
01:43:29,960 --> 01:43:33,080
Speaker 1: two hour podcast. We're gonna do a two hour podcast,

1964
01:43:33,360 --> 01:43:35,639
Speaker 1: all right. I'm not gonna distaploy with these stories. Fifth

1965
01:43:35,680 --> 01:43:37,479
Speaker 1: in the sixth hour, which is actually the first in

1966
01:43:37,520 --> 01:43:39,519
Speaker 1: the second hour, exactly it. So we've got two more

1967
01:43:39,560 --> 01:43:42,640
Speaker 1: hours to go with no commercial breaks. By the way

1968
01:43:43,680 --> 01:43:46,280
Speaker 1: they put. The people at the thing in Seattle were

1969
01:43:46,320 --> 01:43:48,280
Speaker 1: telling me how come they just put the commercials in

1970
01:43:48,320 --> 01:43:50,479
Speaker 1: the podcast? I said, because if you knew there was

1971
01:43:50,520 --> 01:43:52,760
Speaker 1: a commercial, I said, we'll be right back after this,

1972
01:43:53,080 --> 01:43:55,200
Speaker 1: you would hit the fast forward button. I would do

1973
01:43:55,240 --> 01:43:57,639
Speaker 1: the same thing. I wouldn't listen to any commercials. Yeah.

1974
01:43:57,760 --> 01:44:00,519
Speaker 1: I mean there's a little button on the pot casts

1975
01:44:01,360 --> 01:44:04,559
Speaker 1: apps anyway which you can fast forward. Well, I understand that,

1976
01:44:04,560 --> 01:44:06,360
Speaker 1: but it's if you don't know it's coming, maybe you

1977
01:44:06,360 --> 01:44:07,840
Speaker 1: don't do it. But like Joe, let me ask you

1978
01:44:07,880 --> 01:44:09,760
Speaker 1: about Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan is like the god on

1979
01:44:09,800 --> 01:44:12,559
Speaker 1: the podcast. Everyone tells me Joe Rogan, this Joe Rogan,

1980
01:44:12,640 --> 01:44:17,559
Speaker 1: that he's amazing whatever, good for him, Mozeltov. But doesn't Joe.

1981
01:44:17,640 --> 01:44:19,559
Speaker 1: Somebody told me I've listened to Rogan a few times.

1982
01:44:19,560 --> 01:44:22,519
Speaker 1: Doesn't he start Joe Rogan his podcast with like eight

1983
01:44:22,560 --> 01:44:24,960
Speaker 1: minutes of commercials or something like that. I don't know.

1984
01:44:25,040 --> 01:44:27,680
Speaker 1: But who listens to that? If you knew they were

1985
01:44:27,720 --> 01:44:29,360
Speaker 1: like seven or eight miss you just fast forward through

1986
01:44:29,400 --> 01:44:31,599
Speaker 1: that and get the podcast right. Yeah, but he also

1987
01:44:31,680 --> 01:44:34,400
Speaker 1: does a lot of stuff on YouTube as well. Speaking

1988
01:44:34,400 --> 01:44:36,360
Speaker 1: of what you're we gonna do that in or we're

1989
01:44:36,360 --> 01:44:39,040
Speaker 1: gonna make things more digitally, well, you if you're still

1990
01:44:39,080 --> 01:44:42,120
Speaker 1: with us in you can check with corporate and make

1991
01:44:42,160 --> 01:44:44,000
Speaker 1: sure we're allowed to do that, and I would be

1992
01:44:44,000 --> 01:44:45,880
Speaker 1: all about it. I would be all for that. Putting

1993
01:44:45,960 --> 01:44:48,880
Speaker 1: that on YouTube. People find those people that don't go

1994
01:44:48,920 --> 01:44:51,040
Speaker 1: on these other platforms and go on YouTube, they'd find

1995
01:44:51,040 --> 01:44:54,639
Speaker 1: the show. Well. But but you know, we have bosses

1996
01:44:54,680 --> 01:44:57,759
Speaker 1: and you have to. We put a couple of videos

1997
01:44:57,840 --> 01:45:02,400
Speaker 1: up in September October. Yeah, listen, I'm all for if

1998
01:45:02,400 --> 01:45:05,360
Speaker 1: you want to put it on on the YouTube. Like

1999
01:45:05,439 --> 01:45:07,679
Speaker 1: you have the problem getting dressed up, that's your issue,

2000
01:45:07,680 --> 01:45:09,439
Speaker 1: so you want to be all you want us on camera.

2001
01:45:09,560 --> 01:45:11,479
Speaker 1: I thought you was gonna put it up there with whatever,

2002
01:45:11,560 --> 01:45:13,360
Speaker 1: but no, but like, actually, haven't you look like you

2003
01:45:13,360 --> 01:45:15,400
Speaker 1: didn't get out of bed when you come into the studio.

2004
01:45:15,560 --> 01:45:21,559
Speaker 1: Means not wearing sweats or sandals, shirt untucked, like brushing

2005
01:45:21,560 --> 01:45:24,360
Speaker 1: your toeth all stuff. I don't shower, I don't brush

2006
01:45:24,400 --> 01:45:27,640
Speaker 1: my teeth, I don't use any kind of lotions. That

2007
01:45:27,760 --> 01:45:31,280
Speaker 1: does not happen at all. How about this a hospital

2008
01:45:31,280 --> 01:45:35,680
Speaker 1: in Romania using Romania. We don't talk enough Romania on

2009
01:45:35,720 --> 01:45:39,120
Speaker 1: the show. There's one thing that's missing is Romania's great story. Though.

2010
01:45:39,280 --> 01:45:43,400
Speaker 1: They use an alcohol based disinfectant on a woman, a patient,

2011
01:45:43,920 --> 01:45:46,559
Speaker 1: and this one was sixties six years of age. They

2012
01:45:46,640 --> 01:45:49,160
Speaker 1: used it on her before carrying out an operation for

2013
01:45:49,280 --> 01:45:52,639
Speaker 1: pancreatic cancer just a couple of weeks ago. The only

2014
01:45:52,640 --> 01:45:56,040
Speaker 1: problem with this bend is they then use an electric scalpel,

2015
01:45:56,800 --> 01:45:59,920
Speaker 1: which then ignited because the alcohol. So they lit the

2016
01:46:00,120 --> 01:46:02,479
Speaker 1: woman on fire while they were operating on her. Oh

2017
01:46:02,600 --> 01:46:06,559
Speaker 1: my god, of her body was burned and then she

2018
01:46:06,640 --> 01:46:10,040
Speaker 1: died later that week in the hospital. Wait wait, so

2019
01:46:10,120 --> 01:46:13,160
Speaker 1: this woman not bad enough? She had the pancreatic cancer,

2020
01:46:13,200 --> 01:46:16,559
Speaker 1: which is a terrible, terrible thing. I mean, that's I mean,

2021
01:46:16,600 --> 01:46:18,920
Speaker 1: we lost our boss at Fox Sports Radio years ago

2022
01:46:18,960 --> 01:46:20,840
Speaker 1: from that. It's a horrible thing that the Great Andrew

2023
01:46:20,880 --> 01:46:23,439
Speaker 1: ash would may he rest in peace. But they litterr

2024
01:46:23,479 --> 01:46:27,160
Speaker 1: on fire like like she was like a fried turkey

2025
01:46:27,240 --> 01:46:30,400
Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving or something like that, and the kaboom. Yeah,

2026
01:46:31,439 --> 01:46:35,080
Speaker 1: that's horrible, that's great, it's terrible. Man, Was that was

2027
01:46:35,120 --> 01:46:37,879
Speaker 1: the doctor named Doc Mike? By chance? Was that the doctor?

2028
01:46:37,960 --> 01:46:39,600
Speaker 1: You know? Doc Mike trying to call me out on

2029
01:46:39,600 --> 01:46:42,200
Speaker 1: Twitter the other day. It's really classless of him. I

2030
01:46:42,240 --> 01:46:44,560
Speaker 1: expect an apology once you return to the airwaves. I

2031
01:46:44,640 --> 01:46:46,160
Speaker 1: want you to know that Doc does not know what

2032
01:46:46,200 --> 01:46:49,400
Speaker 1: Twitter is. So there's a probably a Doc mic impersonator

2033
01:46:49,479 --> 01:46:52,360
Speaker 1: that called you out, but Doc himself he has no

2034
01:46:52,479 --> 01:46:56,000
Speaker 1: concept of the Twitter machine at all. Well, how does

2035
01:46:56,040 --> 01:47:00,320
Speaker 1: he listen to you? Then? Uh? Well, he called is in.

2036
01:47:00,560 --> 01:47:02,280
Speaker 1: I don't even know if he listens. To be honest

2037
01:47:02,320 --> 01:47:04,280
Speaker 1: with he, Like I said, he'll go out. We're on

2038
01:47:04,360 --> 01:47:07,840
Speaker 1: in the suburbs with Chicago, so sometimes he'll drive out

2039
01:47:07,920 --> 01:47:13,080
Speaker 1: to the sticks to listen and all that. So by way,

2040
01:47:13,120 --> 01:47:15,559
Speaker 1: I'm getting messages here are we Are you almost done?

2041
01:47:15,640 --> 01:47:18,120
Speaker 1: People are in the building I'm in here are asking

2042
01:47:18,160 --> 01:47:19,680
Speaker 1: if I'm done? Is it's not way? That's gonna go

2043
01:47:19,720 --> 01:47:22,160
Speaker 1: on for another five hours because you know we have

2044
01:47:22,240 --> 01:47:25,400
Speaker 1: things to do. But I'm resting. How about this though,

2045
01:47:25,400 --> 01:47:29,360
Speaker 1: guessco All right, this is an interesting question. We're all

2046
01:47:29,400 --> 01:47:31,720
Speaker 1: gonna die, We're all gonna you know, meet our and

2047
01:47:32,040 --> 01:47:35,960
Speaker 1: that's guarantee. We're all born with the fatal illness called life.

2048
01:47:35,960 --> 01:47:39,439
Speaker 1: No one's gotten out of life, right? Is it better?

2049
01:47:40,240 --> 01:47:42,200
Speaker 1: Wouldn't it have been better for that woman if she

2050
01:47:42,240 --> 01:47:44,960
Speaker 1: had just lived her life and died of pancreatic cancer,

2051
01:47:45,000 --> 01:47:48,200
Speaker 1: which would have happened most pancreatic cancer leads to death.

2052
01:47:49,200 --> 01:47:51,040
Speaker 1: Or is it better that she went out this way

2053
01:47:51,040 --> 01:47:53,840
Speaker 1: and she's become an international celebrity. We didn't say her name,

2054
01:47:54,160 --> 01:47:56,200
Speaker 1: but I mean, what do you talk about going out

2055
01:47:56,240 --> 01:47:59,760
Speaker 1: in a blaze of glory and being you know, famous

2056
01:48:00,200 --> 01:48:02,920
Speaker 1: for this and not that she wanted that to happen. Um,

2057
01:48:03,320 --> 01:48:05,920
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, I think it's better

2058
01:48:05,920 --> 01:48:08,639
Speaker 1: to go out this way, and I think the majority

2059
01:48:08,640 --> 01:48:11,920
Speaker 1: of the people will agree with me, because cancer is

2060
01:48:11,960 --> 01:48:15,960
Speaker 1: obviously painful, the medication if you're going through therapy and chemo,

2061
01:48:16,280 --> 01:48:19,240
Speaker 1: and this one was probably put our shoes, probably under anesthesia,

2062
01:48:20,080 --> 01:48:23,639
Speaker 1: so she probably didn't feel anything. There You go, look

2063
01:48:23,680 --> 01:48:27,880
Speaker 1: at that serenaded by the sound of fire, Like, I

2064
01:48:27,920 --> 01:48:30,439
Speaker 1: love how we're just closing out the year with something

2065
01:48:30,880 --> 01:48:33,040
Speaker 1: dark for you to talk about life and death. That's

2066
01:48:33,080 --> 01:48:35,479
Speaker 1: absolutely you brought it up, schmuck. Don't bring it up

2067
01:48:35,479 --> 01:48:37,040
Speaker 1: all right? How about that? If you want me to

2068
01:48:37,040 --> 01:48:39,960
Speaker 1: be like Charles Dickens here Williams Shakespeare is something like

2069
01:48:40,000 --> 01:48:41,920
Speaker 1: that and wats like a poet? I'd really be like,

2070
01:48:41,960 --> 01:48:44,800
Speaker 1: the only poet I knew was a kid was Dr Seuss,

2071
01:48:44,800 --> 01:48:47,720
Speaker 1: Green Eggs and Hams. Right, That's what I grew up with.

2072
01:48:47,760 --> 01:48:50,160
Speaker 1: How's my poet? How about this? Aaron Rodgers and Danna

2073
01:48:50,200 --> 01:48:52,439
Speaker 1: ka Patrick just made a huge purchase out in the

2074
01:48:52,479 --> 01:48:56,800
Speaker 1: West Coast in Malibu. They bought a beachfront villa. Ben

2075
01:48:56,960 --> 01:49:02,240
Speaker 1: estimated total in this house twenty eight million dollars. Really, Yeah,

2076
01:49:02,439 --> 01:49:06,320
Speaker 1: where where is this? What part of Malibu is it? Yeah? Off, ah,

2077
01:49:07,120 --> 01:49:10,280
Speaker 1: that's your area, your beach. It's nice. Yeah, Oh you

2078
01:49:10,320 --> 01:49:12,479
Speaker 1: want to live in Malibu. Huh. They got a couple

2079
01:49:12,520 --> 01:49:16,559
Speaker 1: of cougar dens there there. One's called moon Shadows. Uh no, boo.

2080
01:49:16,600 --> 01:49:21,560
Speaker 1: Is there a sushi restaurant, Mastros is there on the coast? Yeah. Pepperdine.

2081
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Speaker 1: Pepperdine is there too. I'm aware that Pepperdine is there.

2082
01:49:25,080 --> 01:49:27,559
Speaker 1: I've been to the campus. It's a nice campus. They

2083
01:49:27,640 --> 01:49:29,800
Speaker 1: got a little bit of money there. Yeah. The baseball

2084
01:49:29,840 --> 01:49:34,240
Speaker 1: diamond looks over the Pacific Ocean. It's an absolutely gorgeous view.

2085
01:49:34,320 --> 01:49:37,960
Speaker 1: I've done baseball games there. Look at you. Bumble brag

2086
01:49:38,000 --> 01:49:45,760
Speaker 1: gas on humble Brag Gascon. Yeah. Do you like Malibu? No?

2087
01:49:46,200 --> 01:49:49,120
Speaker 1: I don't. I've been there. I I used to one

2088
01:49:49,160 --> 01:49:51,479
Speaker 1: of the guys I worked with in radio. There was

2089
01:49:51,479 --> 01:49:53,880
Speaker 1: a bar in Malibu and he wanted to He always

2090
01:49:53,920 --> 01:49:56,040
Speaker 1: wanted to go, and because they're sometimes there would be

2091
01:49:56,120 --> 01:49:57,639
Speaker 1: famous people that would come in there, and he always

2092
01:49:57,680 --> 01:50:00,920
Speaker 1: wanted to hang out. I I, I'm not really into that.

2093
01:50:01,200 --> 01:50:02,719
Speaker 1: First of all, these days, I don't even know who's

2094
01:50:02,760 --> 01:50:04,719
Speaker 1: famous and who's not famous, so they would do nothing

2095
01:50:04,760 --> 01:50:08,040
Speaker 1: for me. Uh, And it's expensive, and it's kind of

2096
01:50:08,040 --> 01:50:10,360
Speaker 1: far from where I am. Even then it was far

2097
01:50:10,400 --> 01:50:13,000
Speaker 1: from where I was, So it's not my thing. All right.

2098
01:50:13,240 --> 01:50:16,920
Speaker 1: Last two? Would you rather go with m getting holy

2099
01:50:17,360 --> 01:50:22,840
Speaker 1: or password? I mean, come on? Password? The word Game

2100
01:50:22,880 --> 01:50:25,920
Speaker 1: of the Stars? All right? How about this the worst

2101
01:50:26,000 --> 01:50:30,680
Speaker 1: passwords for two thousand nineteen, according to splash data. Can

2102
01:50:30,720 --> 01:50:36,479
Speaker 1: you alright? Let me let me yes, let me guess one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Okay, yeah,

2103
01:50:36,520 --> 01:50:38,439
Speaker 1: so it goes to nine. But you got that one? Okay,

2104
01:50:39,000 --> 01:50:43,880
Speaker 1: A B C D right or no? No, that one's

2105
01:50:43,920 --> 01:50:46,639
Speaker 1: not on there? All right? How about one to three

2106
01:50:46,640 --> 01:50:52,680
Speaker 1: A BC No, that was not How about password? Passwords

2107
01:50:52,720 --> 01:50:56,080
Speaker 1: in there? That's number that's actually number two from So

2108
01:50:56,360 --> 01:51:00,840
Speaker 1: how about how about this one one, one, one, one one, Okay,

2109
01:51:00,960 --> 01:51:05,799
Speaker 1: so seven ones, that's number nine on the list. Um,

2110
01:51:06,479 --> 01:51:08,400
Speaker 1: all right, that's it. I those are the ones I

2111
01:51:08,400 --> 01:51:10,240
Speaker 1: would think would be right there. All right, So you

2112
01:51:10,360 --> 01:51:13,760
Speaker 1: got the majority of them, right, I did by your

2113
01:51:13,800 --> 01:51:18,479
Speaker 1: first guest. So one through nine is number two. The

2114
01:51:18,520 --> 01:51:20,800
Speaker 1: top password that's been used is one, two, three, four,

2115
01:51:20,960 --> 01:51:25,040
Speaker 1: five six. But a lot of the websites these days

2116
01:51:25,040 --> 01:51:26,559
Speaker 1: will not even allow you to do. You have to

2117
01:51:26,600 --> 01:51:29,439
Speaker 1: put a letter and a number and a capital, and

2118
01:51:29,479 --> 01:51:31,879
Speaker 1: you have to put like a period or an exclamation

2119
01:51:31,920 --> 01:51:33,680
Speaker 1: point or something like. You know, they put all these

2120
01:51:33,680 --> 01:51:37,519
Speaker 1: different rules in there. Yeah, I love you was number eight, uh,

2121
01:51:37,560 --> 01:51:40,439
Speaker 1: and then I love you yeah spelled out not one

2122
01:51:40,479 --> 01:51:43,920
Speaker 1: for three. Um, and then number ten was one to three,

2123
01:51:43,920 --> 01:51:47,280
Speaker 1: one to three. Oh is that a right one to yeah?

2124
01:51:47,800 --> 01:51:51,439
Speaker 1: Making making other week passwords? I guess amongst the top

2125
01:51:51,439 --> 01:51:57,320
Speaker 1: twenty five admin well welcome six three to one and

2126
01:51:57,360 --> 01:52:01,120
Speaker 1: then five five five five five five. Wow. People are

2127
01:52:01,160 --> 01:52:03,519
Speaker 1: so smart. It is a pain in the ass, though.

2128
01:52:03,560 --> 01:52:05,320
Speaker 1: To keep to be fair, it's I mean, you have

2129
01:52:05,360 --> 01:52:08,840
Speaker 1: a million different things going on with passwords, and I

2130
01:52:08,840 --> 01:52:10,760
Speaker 1: I was when I was in Seattle. I was trying

2131
01:52:10,760 --> 01:52:13,440
Speaker 1: to log into something. I could not remember the password.

2132
01:52:13,479 --> 01:52:15,960
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I needed the zip code. I don't know.

2133
01:52:16,160 --> 01:52:18,080
Speaker 1: I've moved. I don't know the zip code where I'm

2134
01:52:18,080 --> 01:52:21,559
Speaker 1: out of Like I saw my driver's license, but then

2135
01:52:21,600 --> 01:52:23,960
Speaker 1: I I text my weapon. It was the zip code.

2136
01:52:23,960 --> 01:52:26,639
Speaker 1: Oh man, you know, as I was all out of it.

2137
01:52:26,720 --> 01:52:28,640
Speaker 1: But it's a pain in the ass. And then and

2138
01:52:28,680 --> 01:52:30,360
Speaker 1: then you get locked out, like if you try to

2139
01:52:30,640 --> 01:52:32,600
Speaker 1: you know, that's the thing that's you type in the

2140
01:52:32,640 --> 01:52:35,080
Speaker 1: wrong password enough times and then you get locked out

2141
01:52:35,120 --> 01:52:37,880
Speaker 1: of the account. Well I like Google now because if

2142
01:52:37,920 --> 01:52:39,880
Speaker 1: you have a Gmail account and you want to have

2143
01:52:40,080 --> 01:52:43,360
Speaker 1: double the security on it, you can actually have Google

2144
01:52:43,439 --> 01:52:45,679
Speaker 1: send you a notification if you want to log down

2145
01:52:45,720 --> 01:52:49,000
Speaker 1: with a key code. I did that because my my

2146
01:52:49,200 --> 01:52:52,920
Speaker 1: email popped up on a list of hacked accounts, and

2147
01:52:53,040 --> 01:52:56,680
Speaker 1: so my brother, the one in New York, said, hey,

2148
01:52:56,720 --> 01:52:59,599
Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta crank your game up. So I said,

2149
01:52:59,640 --> 01:53:04,800
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, I I need you to change the

2150
01:53:04,920 --> 01:53:08,720
Speaker 1: password to real fifth hour with Ben Maller or real

2151
01:53:08,760 --> 01:53:11,120
Speaker 1: fifth hour at gmail dot com. I need you to

2152
01:53:11,200 --> 01:53:14,800
Speaker 1: change that pastor because I went on it the other

2153
01:53:14,840 --> 01:53:16,479
Speaker 1: day just to take a look at the emails that

2154
01:53:16,520 --> 01:53:20,360
Speaker 1: we were getting and the spam folder was filled with

2155
01:53:20,479 --> 01:53:26,040
Speaker 1: a Muslim dating site. Yes it was. I mean you're

2156
01:53:26,080 --> 01:53:27,960
Speaker 1: a single guy, guest was we don't have you have

2157
01:53:28,040 --> 01:53:31,080
Speaker 1: a problem dating a nice Muslim woman. It was Muslim man.

2158
01:53:31,240 --> 01:53:34,599
Speaker 1: It was Muslim. What's wrong with that? You know? Yeah,

2159
01:53:34,840 --> 01:53:38,200
Speaker 1: this is there's this place for everybody in the world.

2160
01:53:38,960 --> 01:53:41,320
Speaker 1: Last one, we end this one with a bang. Father.

2161
01:53:41,520 --> 01:53:45,320
Speaker 1: Stephen Krosnan is thirty seven years of age. Ben. He

2162
01:53:45,360 --> 01:53:47,320
Speaker 1: did uh, he did something a little wrong and you

2163
01:53:47,360 --> 01:53:50,679
Speaker 1: will hate this. He was He was caught on video

2164
01:53:51,840 --> 01:53:55,519
Speaker 1: in a room filled with Nazi memorabilia and he was

2165
01:53:55,600 --> 01:54:00,439
Speaker 1: snorting cocaine at a church party. Oh that's trying to live.

2166
01:54:00,520 --> 01:54:02,320
Speaker 1: Hair down a little bit, give a break, Come on.

2167
01:54:03,000 --> 01:54:06,479
Speaker 1: Nothing like Marge Shots grandson or something like that, the

2168
01:54:06,520 --> 01:54:08,840
Speaker 1: old owner of the Reds. There's an outdated reference for

2169
01:54:08,880 --> 01:54:11,519
Speaker 1: those of you old enough to remember. Yeah, shout out

2170
01:54:11,600 --> 01:54:15,760
Speaker 1: Ron Washington too, right shot way around Washington. Yeah, yeah,

2171
01:54:15,920 --> 01:54:18,240
Speaker 1: you know. I stood next to Marge Shot, the Red's owner,

2172
01:54:18,400 --> 01:54:22,799
Speaker 1: at Dodger Stadium for and she was such a small,

2173
01:54:23,720 --> 01:54:27,759
Speaker 1: grizzly woman. I think she was like like four four

2174
01:54:27,800 --> 01:54:30,560
Speaker 1: ft eight or something like that and I you know,

2175
01:54:30,600 --> 01:54:34,880
Speaker 1: I'm six six. It was it was odd, it was bizarre, man,

2176
01:54:35,040 --> 01:54:37,720
Speaker 1: But yeah, I know this is not about Marsha. So

2177
01:54:37,760 --> 01:54:40,200
Speaker 1: this guy, what happened to this guy? So he's hanging

2178
01:54:40,200 --> 01:54:43,000
Speaker 1: out with the Nazis, he's got the coke going and

2179
01:54:43,160 --> 01:54:47,280
Speaker 1: uh is too? By did he overdose? He was doing

2180
01:54:47,280 --> 01:54:50,520
Speaker 1: this at eleven o'clock in the morning too. Yeah, it's

2181
01:54:50,560 --> 01:54:52,840
Speaker 1: quite the church. There's the Church of Satan. Is that

2182
01:54:52,960 --> 01:54:57,320
Speaker 1: the church he's at? It was a Catholic church man, Yeah. St.

2183
01:54:57,360 --> 01:55:00,680
Speaker 1: Patrick's Church. Well isn't that a fitting way to close

2184
01:55:00,760 --> 01:55:03,320
Speaker 1: this out? Guest Scot, You've done it yet again. I'm

2185
01:55:03,400 --> 01:55:05,760
Speaker 1: not sticking to sports and we how long is this?

2186
01:55:05,800 --> 01:55:08,360
Speaker 1: Probably almost two hours? Right? This podcast is close to

2187
01:55:08,400 --> 01:55:10,680
Speaker 1: two hours. Yes, I need to I need to eat.

2188
01:55:11,120 --> 01:55:16,240
Speaker 1: I have been fasting all day this morning. Um, are

2189
01:55:16,240 --> 01:55:18,640
Speaker 1: we taking any ideas of how we're going to differ

2190
01:55:18,800 --> 01:55:24,320
Speaker 1: in Uh, Well, we'll actually be good and maybe do

2191
01:55:24,360 --> 01:55:26,480
Speaker 1: a good instead of a marginal podcast. It will be

2192
01:55:26,480 --> 01:55:29,080
Speaker 1: a good podcast and and maybe we'll actually get paid

2193
01:55:29,120 --> 01:55:32,880
Speaker 1: for it, which you know would be a nice addition, right,

2194
01:55:33,000 --> 01:55:35,520
Speaker 1: you know, it would be a nice addition. And I'm

2195
01:55:35,520 --> 01:55:39,760
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna. I'm gonna cautiously be optimistic about that

2196
01:55:41,200 --> 01:55:43,920
Speaker 1: because I know you're You're the name of this, You're

2197
01:55:43,960 --> 01:55:47,320
Speaker 1: the the driver of it. Uh, apparently we can't do

2198
01:55:47,360 --> 01:55:51,200
Speaker 1: anything unless you're around. Well no, I actually I was

2199
01:55:51,240 --> 01:55:53,560
Speaker 1: telling my wife is you know. I told Gustcan I

2200
01:55:53,600 --> 01:55:54,960
Speaker 1: wanted to do something later in the week. You sa

2201
01:55:55,040 --> 01:55:58,800
Speaker 1: I'm not available. He says, I'm not available. That's it,

2202
01:55:59,440 --> 01:56:02,120
Speaker 1: And and so here we are. We I had to

2203
01:56:02,280 --> 01:56:04,560
Speaker 1: I had to change my schedule. I to adjust my

2204
01:56:04,640 --> 01:56:07,520
Speaker 1: schedule for you. And and I was like, why shouldn't

2205
01:56:07,520 --> 01:56:09,320
Speaker 1: that be the other way Russian gascon? I have to

2206
01:56:09,320 --> 01:56:11,440
Speaker 1: look at justice schedule for me? And I know I've

2207
01:56:11,480 --> 01:56:14,000
Speaker 1: been waiting for two weeks. You've been on two weeks.

2208
01:56:14,080 --> 01:56:16,320
Speaker 1: You've been on vacation for two weeks. That's not that

2209
01:56:16,440 --> 01:56:19,600
Speaker 1: was last week? Was that was zero last week? And

2210
01:56:19,600 --> 01:56:22,720
Speaker 1: here we are back again. Boom. It seems like done.

2211
01:56:22,960 --> 01:56:26,080
Speaker 1: It seems like can I leave? Am I done? Okay?

2212
01:56:26,120 --> 01:56:29,600
Speaker 1: I have things to do. Yeah, it's my vacation. You've

2213
01:56:29,640 --> 01:56:34,000
Speaker 1: completely ruined it. Now you've taken one vacation day away

2214
01:56:34,000 --> 01:56:36,280
Speaker 1: with this never ending podcast. Anyway, I really want to

2215
01:56:36,320 --> 01:56:38,800
Speaker 1: thank all the people of the Pacific Northwest. You rolled

2216
01:56:38,800 --> 01:56:41,400
Speaker 1: out the red carpet. You were very nice. Big thanks

2217
01:56:41,760 --> 01:56:46,160
Speaker 1: to Jesse, Jay Scoop, Megan his girlfriend, wonderful couple, good people,

2218
01:56:46,360 --> 01:56:50,280
Speaker 1: and of course Ed from Spokane and Christina and and

2219
01:56:50,360 --> 01:56:53,400
Speaker 1: everyone else that came out and I had a wonderful time.

2220
01:56:53,480 --> 01:56:58,040
Speaker 1: I'll be back on the radio next week, the first

2221
01:56:58,080 --> 01:57:01,280
Speaker 1: full week of January, and we'll talk about wild Card weekend.

2222
01:57:01,400 --> 01:57:03,880
Speaker 1: We'll have all the crazy bits and all that. Hopefully

2223
01:57:03,960 --> 01:57:06,920
Speaker 1: some new stuff. I'm working on some new liners for Eddie,

2224
01:57:07,320 --> 01:57:09,680
Speaker 1: so he'll be annoyed by that. Will debut the new

2225
01:57:09,760 --> 01:57:12,480
Speaker 1: liners and all that for the show, promoting the program.

2226
01:57:12,520 --> 01:57:15,320
Speaker 1: So we're excited about that. But to be safe over

2227
01:57:15,400 --> 01:57:18,720
Speaker 1: New Year's enjoy yourself. We can't lose any listeners. To

2228
01:57:18,760 --> 01:57:21,680
Speaker 1: make sure you're healthy and and make it and and

2229
01:57:21,760 --> 01:57:25,080
Speaker 1: be safe and uh and mozelto have a great end.

2230
01:57:25,160 --> 01:57:27,480
Speaker 1: The twenty nineteen beginning of We'll catch you on the

2231
01:57:27,560 --> 01:57:34,520
Speaker 1: radio next week. Boom. If you thought more hours a day,

2232
01:57:35,560 --> 01:57:39,120
Speaker 1: minutes a week, was enough, think again. He's the last

2233
01:57:39,240 --> 01:57:42,840
Speaker 1: remnants of the old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness.

2234
01:57:42,920 --> 01:57:45,920
Speaker 1: He treats crackheads in the ghetto Cutter the same as

2235
01:57:45,960 --> 01:57:50,080
Speaker 1: the rich pill poppers in the Penthouse to clearinghouse of

2236
01:57:50,200 --> 01:57:54,160
Speaker 1: hot takes, break Free for something special. Fifth Hour with

2237
01:57:54,360 --> 01:58:03,920
Speaker 1: Ben Maller starts right now. Yeah, are you there? Yeah?

2238
01:58:04,040 --> 01:58:05,880
Speaker 1: You ready to do this? Yeah? You didn't hear the music?

2239
01:58:06,640 --> 01:58:09,560
Speaker 1: All right? I didn't. You didn't say all right. I

2240
01:58:09,600 --> 01:58:13,560
Speaker 1: thought you were just testing it out, dick, and I'm

2241
01:58:13,600 --> 01:58:15,040
Speaker 1: a vacation asshole. Fuck you.