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Speaker 1: Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the front door.

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Speaker 1: We are super villains ready to overtake the world, and

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Speaker 1: best Ready go You've heard in a while. The Jews Show.

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Speaker 1: Do you fake it? Because I do? Sometimes? Really it's

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show. Depends what you're talking about with it.

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Speaker 1: Because people were asked to name things that they have

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Speaker 1: to pretend to know about so that they don't look stupid. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and sixty two admitted that they do it with at

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Speaker 1: are some of the top things from that survey of

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Speaker 1: the things that people pretend to know about when they

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Speaker 1: actually know nothing about it at all. And when you

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Speaker 1: or oh yeah, I've got a friend that does that.

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Speaker 1: You can tell they don't know anything about this topic.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's trying. Everyone's got that friend. Um home improvement stuff.

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Speaker 1: Forty seven percent of people wish they knew more. That

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Speaker 1: is me, But I don't pretend you don't. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you always say that you can do it, right, No,

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Speaker 1: that's confidence. I'm over confident. Oh okay, you know I

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Speaker 1: think I can do anything. Honestly, you asked me a

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Speaker 1: don't actually think you could. I do too, Okay, because

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Speaker 1: for president? All right, twenty four and I can do it.

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Speaker 1: Home repairs around the White House down, hire someone to

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Speaker 1: do it, Yeah, exactly, there to do it. We're going

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Speaker 1: Tax knowledge, thirty eight percent of people, I guess fake

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Speaker 1: you could just throw even financial matters into that, you know,

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Speaker 1: because when you're an adult, you're supposed to know, and

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's you know, until you really figured out,

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Speaker 1: but actually I have no clue about politics. Yeah, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: I used to be really into politics and like arguing

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Speaker 1: I've been trying to change the tire. You can follow

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Speaker 1: Show on Demand. Hello, Hi, this is Tommy calling from

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Speaker 1: uh what's going on? Hey, Jimmy, how are you? I'm good? Uh,

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Speaker 1: what type of incident it involved? Um? Oh boy? How

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Speaker 1: never met anyone that has infuriated me more than you.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Um? Spit it out here,

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Speaker 1: he goes, Okay, are you ready? I'm waiting. I'm waiting

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Speaker 1: we have a coyote problem around here, but somebody, is

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show doing a phone brank on you. What the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. It's a radio show and your girlfriend Britney,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you back. Yeah. She said, you guys

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Speaker 1: every morning with Jubil phone pranks. We'd say Mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties, the Jubil Show on Demand, the new hits

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Speaker 1: one oh six point one First Day follow up. Have

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Speaker 1: you guys ever met anybody named Easton before? I think,

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Speaker 1: like a child, Really, I've never met an Easton before Weston,

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Speaker 1: named Norston. None of that. I asked a question because

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Speaker 1: So that's not exciting for Easton, I don't think, But yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's up Easton? Hey, what's up? Guys? How's it going?

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Speaker 1: You sound exactly like I've thought you would. Do you

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Speaker 1: you're you're the best Easton. I know you're the only

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Speaker 1: I might I speak to carry? Please? This is her?

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Speaker 1: Who's this? This is the Jewel Show? Who the jew

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Speaker 1: There's only a few reasons that we would be calling you.

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Speaker 1: What does that leave the first date? Follow up? Yes? Yes,

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Speaker 1: good job and go Yeah Easton email us about you.

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Speaker 1: Did you take a picture of it? No? I did

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Speaker 1: got it? So um so, just so we're clear, it's

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Speaker 1: it's it's okay for me to take it, but not

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Speaker 1: go through your amazing The Jibil Show on demand. I

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Speaker 1: guess what what it's time for? There a little sick

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Speaker 1: ratte voice. It's the Jibil Shows. They're a little sick

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Speaker 1: gratte voice. This is my real voice. This is my

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Speaker 1: radio voice. That's my real voice, not on the radios.

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Speaker 1: So what's your baseball and answer voice? On? My base

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Speaker 1: ball announcer voice is sort of like this, Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the Jewels show field, where somebody's on the phone to

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Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret. Remember, if you want

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Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret, all you have

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Speaker 1: to do is text in for one oh six one,

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Speaker 1: and nobody will know who you are because everybody remains anonymous.

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Speaker 1: That's why we give everybody a fake anonymous nickname. And

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Speaker 1: on the phone right now to tell us a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret is stereotypical baseball announcer. What's up? Stereotypical baseball announcer?

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Speaker 1: How are you? What's up? Guys? Are we doing? You're

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Speaker 1: not working? Down? Yeah, you're not working? We are? So?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah? Yeah, Well, actually I just got cleared to

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Speaker 1: go back to work after COVID. I've been offer literally

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Speaker 1: in the past over year. All right, all right, well

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Speaker 1: let's let's hear your baseball announcer voice and when you

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Speaker 1: go back to work, all right, the ship where to sided? Yeah,

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00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:06,119
Speaker 1: that was all right? What is your dirty little secret?

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00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 1: All right? So well before, when before I got put

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00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,880
Speaker 1: out in virtual at work, I would steal toilet paper

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Speaker 1: from work all the time, and so I've never actually

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Speaker 1: had to buy toilet paper for literally the past eight years. Wow,

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Speaker 1: you know what, You're the second person to call with

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Speaker 1: that dirty little secrett, And that was a dirty, dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. A lot of people do it. Anyway, Now

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00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 1: you're back at work and you're still on toilet paper again.

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00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's the day that I got back there,

451
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Speaker 1: I started to steal in it. Man. It was like

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Speaker 1: I'm not even used to even getting even paying for

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Speaker 1: it in the first place. So now like like you

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Speaker 1: can't even find it, let alone pay for it, and

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Speaker 1: it's like breaking my bank. Yeah, I couldn't be happier

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Speaker 1: to be back to work. So for eight years, that's

457
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Speaker 1: such a long time. Have you have you like taken

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Speaker 1: anything else from your work. Oh no, man, it's typically

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00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 1: just that. But I have taken like some hand soaps,

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00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,399
Speaker 1: things like that or not just I mean they leave stuff.

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Speaker 1: They leave stuff right in the bathroom like in bulk.

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Speaker 1: There's no way they would ever know. What is the

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00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 1: worst thing that you've stolen from work? Oh man? It

464
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Speaker 1: typically doesn't go past the toilet trees in the bathroom. Man,

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Speaker 1: But now I'm bad, and I haven't stolen up for

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Speaker 1: so long. I mean I might take a computer or

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Speaker 1: TV or something. You never hit a bank. Pretty soon. God,

468
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Speaker 1: I'm moving up. I'm moving up in the world. I've

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Speaker 1: taken the toilet paper from here a couple of times,

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Speaker 1: and it's so bad though that if you use one sheet,

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Speaker 1: it will actually like go through. The stuff on your

472
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Speaker 1: butt will go through. Sick your finger pops through it sometimes.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you have to like okay, quadruple um. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's why I just go buy your own toilet paper.

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not a folder when it comes to

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Speaker 1: toilet paper. Of course, You're English should be a folder.

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Speaker 1: Why are you bunch? That's disgusting. Well, I was gonna say, though,

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Speaker 1: is office toilet paper though, I fold that because it's

479
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 1: so thin you have to well, yeah, and then all

480
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Speaker 1: you have to do is just triple the amount that

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Speaker 1: you normally is and still a bunch. It so typical

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Speaker 1: baseball announcer. Yes, I'm still here, are you? Are you

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Speaker 1: a bunch sure or are you a folder? I'm a

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Speaker 1: bunch for sure. Yeah. I don't have enough time for

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Speaker 1: the exactly exactly people who fold our cycle paths? Are

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Speaker 1: we just very need I don't know. I'm neat, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Alex's neat. I usually finished with a baby wife. Do

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Speaker 1: you too, baseball announcer? Make sure you're buzz clean? What

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Speaker 1: I do I have? Dude? I use dude wipes as

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Speaker 1: well at work. At work, they don't have those. So

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Speaker 1: what what are dude wipes? They're like the fleshable wife.

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00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 1: O're just for dudes. You need to get some of those.

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Speaker 1: I need to get some of those. I've never even

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Speaker 1: heard of that. I haven't either, and look it up.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get some. I'm gonna order some right now.

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Speaker 1: Get I'm excited about that. I'm excited about it personally,

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Speaker 1: and then there's a part of my body that's very

498
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Speaker 1: excited about you all. You already have fleshable wipes. In

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Speaker 1: every bathroom if they're not dude wives. But they're the same,

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Speaker 1: the same thing. But I'm gonna check them out all reason.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for the hot tip. Typical baseball answer, am I

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Speaker 1: had to put that plug in there, Okay, trying not

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Speaker 1: to steal too much myself. I'll do what I can.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? Did Jebel show? On demand?

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Speaker 1: And Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot News

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Speaker 1: Network where idiots aren't just in the news. The news

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Speaker 1: for Tuesday, July six, twenty twenty one. I'm Jewel Fresh

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Speaker 1: and Will Jeff Bezos is spaceship being nineteen eighty seven

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Speaker 1: Uldtimobile Cutless Supreme maybe hit home. I was born in

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Speaker 1: eighty seven and my mom had an ultimocutless Supreme coo

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Speaker 1: too because I won a nineteen eighty seven cutless Supreme. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: as long as it's blue. We'll hear more about those

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Speaker 1: stories in just a second. That story in just a second,

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Speaker 1: But first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and

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Speaker 1: I'm not easily offended. However, something that Cardi B did

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Speaker 1: to her daughter did just that. Whoa and I'm English

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Speaker 1: heaven in a town in Austria has unfortunately given into

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Speaker 1: cancel culture. Oh no, all right, more on those stories

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Speaker 1: than just a second before your first story today and

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Speaker 1: the I nd Idiot News that Work Radio, the Newsday Report,

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Speaker 1: the News. This is actually a really cool story. So

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Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos, he's, you know, shooting his ship up to

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Speaker 1: space next month, and he's taking a bunch of people

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Speaker 1: with him the ship shooting the ship. Um but his ship,

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Speaker 1: Blue Origin, the rocket will head into space later this month.

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Speaker 1: And an eighty two year old woman named Wally funk

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Speaker 1: w name trained with NASA in nineteen sixty one and

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00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:19,479
Speaker 1: did better than the guys. Okay, but she was never

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Speaker 1: allowed to go to space. Why because she's a woman.

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Speaker 1: Because she's a woman's terrible. So now sixty years later,

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Speaker 1: that's about to change, because Jeff Bezos just announced that

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Speaker 1: she'll be joining him on a Blue Origin rocket later

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Speaker 1: this month, and she will become the oldest person ever

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Speaker 1: to go to space. She'll have to bring her zima

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Speaker 1: frame or what is that? Oh, sorry, that joke didn't land.

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00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 1: Zimma frame is a thing that you walk around with

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Speaker 1: like if you're old. You could have said, because he

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Speaker 1: is that what you call it? In England duringlish would

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Speaker 1: have got that would have got there like two people

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Speaker 1: that are dying laughing right to make it so complicated,

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Speaker 1: that's a walker. We're going to send that joke over

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Speaker 1: to England just so it gets the respect that it deserves.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it, um. I also so it's going to

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Speaker 1: be very frustrating for the aliens up there because now

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Speaker 1: the spaceship is going to have the blinker on the

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Speaker 1: whole time. This is the Iron and the Whos network

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00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. For our next

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00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:13,919
Speaker 1: story of the day, let's send it on over to

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Speaker 1: Alex Frash, who's in Cardi B's womb. What I think

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Speaker 1: it's like super wetten here. Apparently I'm in the wap

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Speaker 1: in Cardi B. She posted a video on her Instagram

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Speaker 1: and she was shaming her two year old daughter, Culture,

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Speaker 1: who appeared to be in trouble and standing in the corner. Um.

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Speaker 1: I think she thought it was funny. But I'm going

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Speaker 1: to play you the clip and just keep in mind

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Speaker 1: that Culture was not amused. Ha ha ha. That's just

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00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 1: Cardi B laughing at her daughter in the corner. What

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Speaker 1: did Culture do? I don't know. But culture just like

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00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 1: looked back and was like, so her daughter was just

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Speaker 1: in the corner like or something, and she was just

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Speaker 1: sitting there laughing at her like that. I thought that

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Speaker 1: was from a horror movie. Could you imagine your mother

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00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 1: laughing at you like this on the moor? That's the

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Speaker 1: wicked witch of the worst. It's so sad, like, why

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Speaker 1: are you just laughing at the kids? Like? Cardi really

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Speaker 1: thought it was funny, but must I feel like there's

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Speaker 1: you know, there's issues behind that, don't you da? Sounds

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Speaker 1: like Cardi needs a time out. There's nobody louder than

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Speaker 1: Cardi B That's all I have sending it back to you.

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Speaker 1: This is the in N the Idiot News Network where

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Speaker 1: Idiot's not just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: For our next story today, let's send it on over

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Speaker 1: to English Evan, who's somewhere in Europeville, Yes i am.

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Speaker 1: I'm in Austria to be specific. And a town in

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Speaker 1: Austria had to be renamed because it's offensive. Oh yes, okay,

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00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: so a town got canceled. A town did get canceled. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what did the town do? Well? I don't know what

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Speaker 1: it did, but it's something the yeah, I went back

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Speaker 1: and foucay. So the specific name is the F word

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Speaker 1: in American culture. Okay, so you know you yea as

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Speaker 1: it spelled the same It's spelled exactly the same wall,

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Speaker 1: which was the reason that they were having like signs

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Speaker 1: stolen all the time. It was like the town in

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Speaker 1: Pennsylvania called Intercourse, Pennsylvania, except they used the slang world. Yeah,

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00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 1: why do you know? But yeah, so like after decade

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Speaker 1: and I think it was founded in the sixth century.

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Speaker 1: I got that information from an inside source. Wow. Yes,

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Speaker 1: but they were like always having street signed stolen, like

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Speaker 1: the media was making fun of them, so they just

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Speaker 1: finally decided to change the name and now it is

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Speaker 1: fugging two geez. It didn't really change the name that

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Speaker 1: much at all, because now you can put that sign

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Speaker 1: up in your office. Yeah, that's funny. I want one

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Speaker 1: of those signs now. I will a tourist shop there.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure to go on vacation. Amazon to lose job,

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Speaker 1: you about to lose yoke job. Lose yoke job detaining

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Speaker 1: me and then you're about to lose your job. Lady

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Speaker 1: means the I N N has come to an end

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Speaker 1: for the day that was the I n N, the

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: Tune in tomorrow, same time for another hard hitting report

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Speaker 1: from the I n N. The Jebil Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: It's another Jebil phone frame day mornings. That's twenties. Hello,

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Speaker 1: it was up, Cuz who is this? This is Pete

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Speaker 1: and I am your cousin. Okay, I know it's weird. Yeah, Like,

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Speaker 1: I know that it's weird that I'm hitting you up

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Speaker 1: like this out of the blue. Um, but I saw

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Speaker 1: that you are my cousin on twenty three em and

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Speaker 1: so like I hit up a couple of other random

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Speaker 1: family members that we have, and I finally tracked your

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Speaker 1: number because I just wanted to introduce myself. I say,

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Speaker 1: what's up? Becauzo was up? Okay? Hi? So, like, um,

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Speaker 1: you're hot. I'm sorry what did you say? I'm saying that, like, um,

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Speaker 1: we don't know each other because I just found out

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Speaker 1: that we're cousins on twenty three of me. But like

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Speaker 1: when I see fire, I have to like compliment it.

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Speaker 1: So I'm complimenting your fire because cousin or not? Wow, right,

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Speaker 1: thank you? I guess I don't We're cousins who would

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Speaker 1: have thought like twenty three in me would like better

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Speaker 1: than tender. I don't. I don't really know what to

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Speaker 1: say to that, because I was like looking through the results,

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Speaker 1: my results for my twenty three of me right, and

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Speaker 1: then I saw you and I was like, dude, I

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Speaker 1: was trying to swipe on the screen, but I couldn't

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Speaker 1: swipe because it's not tender, because you know, I'm tender,

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Speaker 1: like you swipe if you like people. I was going

627
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Speaker 1: to swipe right. I was like trying to swipe right,

628
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what the why isn't not swiping, you know?

629
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 1: But then I was like, oh, I'm on twenty three

630
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 1: or me not tender. That's my cousin, and I have

631
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 1: to like get a number in callers. So that's why

632
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 1: I'm on the phone right now, is to say what's up.

633
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 1: That's like super incesty, I feel. I mean, I don't

634
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 1: think so, because like we're not like cousin cus like

635
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 1: direct cousins. We got like we're like second cousins. So

636
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 1: I think that means like it's cool, no, no, we're related, okay,

637
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 1: like but yeah, well not really though, like we are,

638
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 1: but not really, no, we really are if you if

639
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 1: you say we connected on twenty three and May. Yeah,

640
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 1: but we're like you're my cousino, but like my hot

641
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 1: couso that I didn't even know about, my cousin that

642
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 1: I didn't know though, you're like my cousin that I

643
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: didn't know about. So anyway, like I just wanted to

644
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 1: hit you up. What, No, this is gross, Honestly, this

645
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 1: is really weird. What if I send you some picks though,

646
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 1: because you don't even know what I look like, it

647
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. That's weird and disgusting. Okay, but don't you

648
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:11,839
Speaker 1: think it would be like a little cool though if

649
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 1: we dated? No, I no, really not at all. But like,

650
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:20,919
Speaker 1: think about the headlines. Headlines. What do you mean headlines? Yeah,

651
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 1: like the news, Like okay, just hear me out, like

652
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:25,839
Speaker 1: I can tell you're not really feeling me, and I'm

653
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 1: feeling you, and that's fine. Like family members don't always

654
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 1: get along. But like what I'm saying is think of

655
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 1: the headlines, Like you know, they always do stories where

656
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 1: like long lost brothers and sisters meet each other on

657
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 1: when they do like one of those twenty three and

658
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 1: me result things, and like we could make headlines It's like, Hey,

659
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 1: two cousins find each other on twenty three and me,

660
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 1: and then they like hook up or get married like

661
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 1: a date. You know, that would not be flattering, That

662
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 1: would be totally incriminating. That would but we'd be like

663
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 1: Internet popular and like we'd have love, we wouldn't have

664
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,279
Speaker 1: blood like okay, well then we'd be Internet famous at least, right.

665
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 1: I don't need to be Internet Thomas, and you're creep,

666
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 1: but I don't want to hear from you ever again. Okay, well,

667
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 1: then I'll just tell you it's a prank phone call

668
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 1: and your sister set you up then and I'll go

669
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 1: away forever. Oh my god, this is actually Jewel from

670
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,319
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show doing a phone prank call and you

671
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: and your sister set you up because she said you've

672
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:23,760
Speaker 1: been obsessing about your twenty three am results. Oh my god,

673
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 1: I'm never telling her anything ever again. Are you sure

674
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 1: you don't want to date your cousin? He sounds super cool.

675
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: I'm sure wake up every morning with Jewil phone pranks.

676
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: We say mornings on the twenties the Jewil Show on demand,

677
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 1: it's time to catch a cheater, and Justin on the

678
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,879
Speaker 1: phone thinks that his girlfriend might be hooking up with

679
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 1: another woman. Actually, all because of something that happened on TikTok.

680
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,319
Speaker 1: So is that cheating? Just kidding? I think a lot

681
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 1: of guys be like, noah, dude, as long as I

682
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 1: can watch justin what's up? How are you? Hey, guys,

683
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:04,839
Speaker 1: thanks for having me on this morning. Yeah, no problem,

684
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 1: thanks for your email. So you think that your girlfriend

685
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 1: what's her name by the way, Kira, Kira? Okay, you

686
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:12,919
Speaker 1: think your girlfriend Kia might be hooking up with another woman? Yeah?

687
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 1: I think so? Okay, why right, So the end of

688
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:18,879
Speaker 1: the day, we were sitting there and if you guys

689
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,919
Speaker 1: through the video or the woman who caught her boys

690
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:24,359
Speaker 1: been cheating with the lit roller, the TikTok thing, yeah

691
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 1: I did. Yeah. I was on TikTok. You take the

692
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 1: lit roller, um and you like roll it all over

693
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 1: the carpet if there's any hair that comes up to

694
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:36,840
Speaker 1: see if it's your wall. Yeah, And so she found

695
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,879
Speaker 1: like some other ton woman's hair in the house. Yeah,

696
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: she wasn't expecting it. And she was like, so, okay,

697
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 1: so you're watching that video. Yeah, so we're watching that okay.

698
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 1: And then I was just like joking around it was like,

699
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 1: I suggested we try it, and she got weirdly defensive

700
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 1: about it, like you suggested you try it because you

701
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 1: want to prove to her that you're not cheating on her.

702
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 1: So do you mean no, just kind of as a joke,

703
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 1: you know, like, okay, you know, to find like the

704
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: dog's hair or something like that. But she got weirdly

705
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 1: defensive about it. So that's strange. Has she ever acted

706
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:14,239
Speaker 1: shady in the past in your relationship? No show has

707
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 1: been cool. Okay, So did you guys end up doing it? No,

708
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 1: we didn't because she snapped at me and she was like,

709
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 1: why I'm cheating. I was like, no, it's a joke.

710
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 1: But it sound like she's got a great sense of humor. Yeah,

711
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 1: it's like what are you expecting to find from her though, like, yeah,

712
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 1: usually it's like long girl's hair exactly. Yeah, it's just

713
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: like baby, like, I'm not gonna see anything. Even it's

714
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 1: another like you usually have sure hair. Yeah, I know, right,

715
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: So that's weird that she would get upset about that. Yeah,

716
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I kind of let it go

717
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 1: for the time being, and then later on I did

718
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 1: try it. Did in the house, didn't find anything. It

719
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:53,839
Speaker 1: was cool, and then I got the idea. I was like,

720
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:56,359
Speaker 1: you know what, just for kicks, I'm gonna go try

721
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,839
Speaker 1: it down with the car in my car. Her hair

722
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 1: is in my area. I can see it's like it's

723
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,840
Speaker 1: kind of like a build up wherever she says, you know, right, Um, Okay,

724
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:06,959
Speaker 1: So I got this, this gut feeling that they should

725
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 1: do it in her car. I don't know why I

726
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,919
Speaker 1: got it, but I did. So I did the roller

727
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 1: in a car and I found a bunch of long

728
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 1: brown hair like all in one spot, and I knew

729
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 1: it was my girlfriends because my girlfriend has sort of

730
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 1: shoulder linked there and this was way longer than that. Okay,

731
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,279
Speaker 1: all right, that's way it's over. Yeah, because of that,

732
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 1: you think that she might be hooking up with another woman.

733
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: Couldn't be a friend of hers? Maybe, yeah, what if

734
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 1: she had friends in the car something? No, because it's COVID.

735
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:36,839
Speaker 1: We haven't been hanging out with anybody, and like she

736
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 1: hasn't using my car, and I don't know why else

737
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 1: she'd be hanging out with. Okay, I mean it could

738
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 1: be from before COVID, though, you know, people were I

739
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 1: assume we're in New Color before that, Yeah, that would

740
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 1: make sense, but no, her car has been detailed since then. Yeah,

741
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: and the fact she snapped at you about do it

742
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 1: right right, you know, like wiping your place with a

743
00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 1: let roller to see. Yeah, there's other hair is then

744
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 1: you guys? Then your guys's hair around is that's kind

745
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 1: of shady? Is there is there anything else that makes

746
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 1: you think she might be cheating on you? Um? I,

747
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,799
Speaker 1: let's say, our intimacy is not as what it usually is.

748
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 1: Our sex life isn't popping like it usually is. It's

749
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:18,760
Speaker 1: not popping. Well, I mean that's pretty typical for a female.

750
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,279
Speaker 1: I feel like though, you know, it goes up and down. Yeah,

751
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 1: especially during COVID. I feel like, you know, you might

752
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 1: be about a depression or whatever. Yeah, it's it's just

753
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 1: it's different. It's just okay, like we have a really

754
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:34,280
Speaker 1: healthy sex life and this is almost non existent. Okay,

755
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 1: all right, Well, have you thought of a way that

756
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 1: we could call her try to catch her? Yes, she

757
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: shoves at Sephorah all the time. Umka, she's pretty high

758
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 1: up in the rewards thing. So maybe you can call

759
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 1: her on that. Okay, all right, cool? Yeah, you know

760
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 1: what we can do? We can say, um, we'll call

761
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:54,359
Speaker 1: from there and offer her some free perfume or cologne. Oh,

762
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: and see who she sends it to. All right, we'll

763
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: see if we can find out if she is seeing

764
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:02,279
Speaker 1: somebody else next. All right, in the middle of war,

765
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 1: the roses to catch cheater and Justin is on the

766
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 1: phone and he thinks that his girlfriend might actually have

767
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 1: a girlfriend. And it all stems from that TikTok challenge

768
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,720
Speaker 1: that happened just a few weeks ago that went viral

769
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 1: where a girl caught her boyfriend cheating by using a

770
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,399
Speaker 1: lint roller in the house. Apparently he was joking about

771
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 1: that with his girlfriend and she snapped at him because

772
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 1: he was like, we should do it, and she said, no,

773
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 1: why do you think him cheating on you? Kind of

774
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: a weird reaction, weird, and so something in his gut

775
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 1: told him to actually do it, And he did it

776
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:31,880
Speaker 1: in the house and didn't find anything. And then he

777
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 1: did it in her car and found a bunch of

778
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 1: long hairs that weren't hers. And she hasn't been hanging

779
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 1: out with anybody, so he's pretty sure that there's something

780
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: going on. Also to note that he that it could

781
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 1: be her friend, right, Yeah, but he says that nobody's

782
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,759
Speaker 1: been in her car and they usually take his car,

783
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:50,839
Speaker 1: and she hasn'ten hanging out anybody's detailed. Yes, yes, so

784
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 1: so her car has been cleaned. He doesn't know where

785
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,840
Speaker 1: these long hairs came from, so he's assuming that maybe

786
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 1: she's seeing another girl. Because also, Justin, you said your

787
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:01,319
Speaker 1: sex life is not popping right now? I think that

788
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:05,839
Speaker 1: was your word. Yeah, yeah, it's been a pretty significant change. Yeah, okay,

789
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 1: big dry spell. All right, Well, we're about to pretend

790
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 1: to be from Sephora, where she's a rewards member and

791
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 1: I guess it's pretty high up, and offer her some

792
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 1: free perfume or colonnis and somebody. Okay, see if she

793
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 1: gives us Justin's name or somebody else's name. I'm not

794
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 1: totally sold that she's cheating. No, I actually yeah, I'm like, yeah,

795
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,399
Speaker 1: they're cheating, But this time I'm like, yeah, I'm not either.

796
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,279
Speaker 1: I mean, it just seems like I don't know, it

797
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 1: just seems weird to me. But we'll we'll see, we'll

798
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: see if we can find out for you a right

799
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:32,360
Speaker 1: jin Yeah, yeah it sounds good. Okay, cool, here we go.

800
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial her phone number right now. Hello, Hi,

801
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 1: this is Cord calling from Sephora. I was looking for Kira. Yeah,

802
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:54,360
Speaker 1: that's just her. Hey Kira, how are you doing. I'm blessed?

803
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 1: Thank you? How are you? I'm blessed as well. That's

804
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 1: just another It's another lovely day. Any day above ground

805
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 1: for me is a good one. Choo that So what's up? Hey?

806
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 1: I have some good news for are you? Okay? Calling

807
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 1: some of our rewards members to say thank you for

808
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:17,280
Speaker 1: your business and offer you a free gift. That's awesome.

809
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 1: Well what is it? You know? You can choose. It's

810
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:23,319
Speaker 1: a free fragrance of your choice and it's one for

811
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 1: you and then also one to send to somebody special

812
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:32,319
Speaker 1: in your life. It with some flowers as well. Oh wow, okay, okay,

813
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 1: so you're interested. Cool, I'll get your your stuff in

814
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,840
Speaker 1: a little bit. Um, But all I really need to

815
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 1: go ahead and send out a fragrance to somebody special?

816
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,839
Speaker 1: Is I need? Um? First of all, do you want

817
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 1: a perfume or a cologne? Yeah? Why don't we do

818
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 1: a cologne? A cologne? Okay, because I've got a couple

819
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,400
Speaker 1: to choose from it more of a musky scent or

820
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 1: spicy or um spicy okay okay, yeah. Other than the

821
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 1: address and stuff, I just need to get a name

822
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 1: and then you can put something on the card too

823
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 1: if you want. Yeah, put down Diego and then you

824
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 1: can write, hey, sexy, the next time we hang out,

825
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 1: wear this? So you said Diego? Was that it? Diego? Yes? Yeah?

826
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 1: Was the next time we hang out? You should wear this? Yes? Please? Okay?

827
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,400
Speaker 1: Can I have Can I make a suggestion on what

828
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 1: you could say too? Okay? Yeah? You could say, um,

829
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 1: hey Diego, I actually have a boyfriend named Justin that

830
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 1: um I might be cheating on and he might want

831
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 1: this clone instead of you, but you can still wear

832
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 1: this if you want to. You could say that what

833
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,720
Speaker 1: is that good? Or no? Wait? What? Yeah? That'd be good? Yeah,

834
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: really good. I mean I just feel like you should

835
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 1: say it to your boyfriend Justin, don't you think? All right?

836
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 1: Who is this Justin? Wait? What? Yeah? Say hi to

837
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:54,399
Speaker 1: your boyfriend Justin who was listening to this phone call

838
00:43:54,400 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you? Thank you? Uh? Just it?

839
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:05,879
Speaker 1: Who's Diego? Just a friend? Wait? Why are you wait?

840
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 1: What is going on right now? Yeah? I think you

841
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:13,359
Speaker 1: know what's going on. You're cheating. You're cheating on your

842
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 1: boyfriend Justin with somebody named Diego, and we call it you. Yes,

843
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 1: all right, Justin, let's just talk about this later, okay.

844
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 1: I don't not even know why you're like calling me

845
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 1: or having me Okay, Which, remember remember when we did

846
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,800
Speaker 1: it when movie we did the TikTok thing and you

847
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:35,600
Speaker 1: got defensive about like me, like looking for your hair

848
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 1: and looking for hair in the house the land roller. Yeah,

849
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: the stupidest idea ever. Yeah. Well I did it, okay,

850
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 1: and I did it in the car, in your car,

851
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 1: and I found a bunch of long brown hairs and

852
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 1: you don't have long brown hair. Cua. Okay, So my

853
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 1: friend's dude, this is absolutely ridiculous, Justin, This is absolutely ridiculous. No,

854
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: I don't think it's that ridiculous, because you just wanted

855
00:44:57,640 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 1: to send cologne to somebody named Diego and you call

856
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 1: them sexy and said they should wear it the next

857
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 1: time you hang out. So I don't think it's that ridiculous.

858
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:09,359
Speaker 1: We don't have any friends I know of. I mean,

859
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 1: usually you don't call your friend sexy and say you

860
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,280
Speaker 1: should wear cologne the next time you hang out unless

861
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,400
Speaker 1: something's going on. Usually, if you're having a friend in

862
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 1: the car, you'll tell your boyfriend, Yeah, does Diego have

863
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 1: long brown hair? You know what? Yes he has long hair? Okay,

864
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,279
Speaker 1: and yes I'm cheating, but you know what, it's been

865
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: food time it Why do you think we haven't been intimate?

866
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 1: Like I don't want to be like we're just we're

867
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:38,800
Speaker 1: not connecting anymore. I don't under like. Yeah, I always

868
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 1: say I feel like, why not just leave? Leave if

869
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 1: you're you're not happy. I don't know, I don't know.

870
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 1: It just happened, all right. We went at a coffee shop.

871
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,239
Speaker 1: I wasn't even thinking, and then one thing led to

872
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: the other and like, I'm just not feeling it with you,

873
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 1: wasn't feeling it with you. Justin I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

874
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:59,760
Speaker 1: How long is Diego's hair? Though? That's why sounds beautiful?

875
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 1: Let cry please, I don't even know. What did you say?

876
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,840
Speaker 1: Just be quiet? Sorry, I'm sorry, let's just what did

877
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 1: you say? What did you say? I said? Shut up?

878
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:12,839
Speaker 1: Oh shut up? Okay, oh wow, thank you? And you play.

879
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:16,479
Speaker 1: Let's just talk about this later only time. Okay, yeah,

880
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:20,440
Speaker 1: thank you, talk about it later. What I'm sorry? What

881
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:25,240
Speaker 1: you guys say I said, shut the okay, not Diego.

882
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Justin, let's talk about this later. Oh my god,

883
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:35,439
Speaker 1: I'm out, And there she goes. Well did they say

884
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 1: she seriously? Definitely not? Wow? Say that Diego? Right? No,

885
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:51,279
Speaker 1: I called, I'm sorry, man, way to kick him all down? Sorry,

886
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 1: you're all right? This sucks? Yeah, I know, man, Wow,

887
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,359
Speaker 1: that was just man. I slop in the face with people,

888
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 1: just did there. I didn't mean to do that. I know,

889
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 1: pretty harsh. Yeah, Justin. She sounds terrible, though, So I

890
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 1: think you'll be way better off. Yeah. Well, we always

891
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 1: say you'll find somebody who actually you know, loves you

892
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:11,880
Speaker 1: and won't eat anyone wants to be with you. Yeah,

893
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 1: it'll get better. No, thanks, guys, it sucks, but appreciate it. Yeah,

894
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 1: no problem. And if it's any consolation, that dude, like,

895
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:24,359
Speaker 1: his name's Diego and he's got long brown he's got

896
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 1: long hair. It does. Yeah, he sounds like a guy

897
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:33,240
Speaker 1: too in yoga that smells like audiodor you know, wearing

898
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 1: a man bun, but like a greasy gross man. But

899
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:36,719
Speaker 1: I'm sure you don't have a man bun and like

900
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,760
Speaker 1: don't smell like that, and are probably better than diego.

901
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 1: Yeah that makes you feel a little better. Yeah, thanks guys. Yeah,

902
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,800
Speaker 1: take care man, have a good day. The Jewil Shows

903
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 1: More of the Roses The Jewils Show on demand Jubils

904
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:58,280
Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret. This might be a first on the show.

905
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,799
Speaker 1: What it's time for Dirty Little Secret? Remember, if you

906
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,400
Speaker 1: have a secret to tell us, I have to do

907
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 1: is text in four one or six one say hey dude,

908
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 1: we have I have a dirt secret that would like

909
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: to sound the show. And then again I don't know

910
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 1: what that is. But then anyway, tell us you have

911
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 1: a secret and we'll let you tell it here. I remember,

912
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 1: we keep everybody anonymous. Nobody will ever find out who

913
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:18,800
Speaker 1: you are. That's why we give everybody an anonymous nickname

914
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 1: when they call in. But I don't think you've had

915
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:23,799
Speaker 1: an actual meat call into the show, but it will happen. Yeah,

916
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 1: Pork is the anonymous caller today? Is Park? What's up? Park? Wow? Wow?

917
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:33,279
Speaker 1: The other one? I love bacon? Bacon? Is you know?

918
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:40,759
Speaker 1: All right? Well, Pork, you have a dirty little secret

919
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 1: that you want to tell us. You're really out of

920
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 1: ideas on this show. I'm run. There's there's a widy

921
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 1: of vegetables. You could use. Um, thank you for that,

922
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 1: Thanks vegetables. Um, I do have a dirty little secret.

923
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 1: I've held on to it for a long time. Um

924
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 1: it's from college, and so yeah, I just it like

925
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:10,400
Speaker 1: caused this huge like fracture among friends and I have

926
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 1: just wanted to like, I just want to get it

927
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:20,799
Speaker 1: off my chest. Okay, okaye, Okay. So you know it's college, right,

928
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 1: So you are drunk all the time. Oh that wouldn't

929
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:32,320
Speaker 1: be a secret. Um, Like you you're always at parties

930
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 1: or whatever. And um, we were having this huge party

931
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:38,880
Speaker 1: and it was a bunch of people and we you know,

932
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 1: we're all crazy, and I got very drunk and on

933
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 1: a dare. Um. Okay. Also, first I forgot to tell

934
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 1: you guys that so in college, roommate right situation, and

935
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 1: she had this goldfish um that she like it was

936
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 1: it was like an angel to her. I don't know,

937
00:49:57,719 --> 00:50:00,800
Speaker 1: she just freaking loved it. Anyway, Right, did a goldfish

938
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 1: having this hard? Yeah? Really, I don't. I didn't get it.

939
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:08,440
Speaker 1: Um anyway, So we had this huge party. Everybody's drunk,

940
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:10,480
Speaker 1: there's a guy there that I really like, whatever, and

941
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 1: I on a dare. They were like do it, do it?

942
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 1: And they so I she wasn't she wasn't there, and um,

943
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: so I swallowed it. Okay, I took it out of

944
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 1: the sink and I I, you did not the gold fish.

945
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 1: You did not swallow it. You swallowed your ruins goldfish.

946
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 1: How big was this goldfish or small? Oh? My god,

947
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:37,759
Speaker 1: it was not like big, but it ends. I don't know.

948
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:41,719
Speaker 1: It had fins. Yes, it's a fish on a dare

949
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:46,400
Speaker 1: you swallowed her goldfish? I was very drunk and I

950
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:52,400
Speaker 1: you know, so did you poom it out? But no,

951
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 1: I didn't even look at my poos for like a month.

952
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 1: If you swallow a fish, does it keep swinging around

953
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:03,360
Speaker 1: inside you? I don't know. The stomach, her stomach acid

954
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 1: like eats it a lot. It died twice. I was

955
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:13,760
Speaker 1: alive and then my stomach acidated a lot. I don't know. Anyway,

956
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:17,880
Speaker 1: the next day my roommate was like, where's my goldfish?

957
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 1: And she's not inherit? And I was like, oh gosh,

958
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 1: you know, such a rager last night. I don't know,

959
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 1: but I saw Sophia standing next to the tank. Blame

960
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 1: someone else. Well, I didn't like this person. I don't know.

961
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 1: I didn't. It was a bad choice. Okay, So then

962
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 1: she confronted Sophia and then they blew up and like

963
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 1: it turned into this huge, like the great schism of

964
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 1: our you know, group of friends, and now I don't

965
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:54,880
Speaker 1: talk to any of them anymore because of you swallowing

966
00:51:54,920 --> 00:52:01,239
Speaker 1: a goldfish. Wow, I swallowed the goldfish. Yeah, uh it

967
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:06,839
Speaker 1: was gross. I might have even piked it up later,

968
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 1: who knows. Well, thank you for telling us, Well, thank

969
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 1: you for telling us your dirty little secret. And stay

970
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 1: away from gold Yeah. I can't go into an aquarium

971
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:27,280
Speaker 1: or fish store. I feel too guilty restraining. Yeah, what's

972
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:33,400
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? The Jewel Show on Demand. Hello everyone,

973
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 1: it's me on Swinklevoss and it's me on a yoga

974
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:53,640
Speaker 1: Ben is also stupid. Yes, the only American game show

975
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 1: with a German type intro when we play a British

976
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 1: Man in trivia. Let's get to it, all right, Let's

977
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:02,239
Speaker 1: meet today's contest for beats, the Brett Henley. What's up, Henley?

978
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:05,839
Speaker 1: How are you nice? It's good to be here. It's

979
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 1: good to be here, isn't it Henley? Henley? Tell us

980
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,360
Speaker 1: what you're happy about today doesn't matter. Let's get to

981
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 1: the game. Okay, Henley do you think that you do

982
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 1: you think that you can beat English Evan interview? Of course,

983
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 1: I've been doing a lot of studying. Do you want

984
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 1: to know a random fact that I learned in the

985
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:30,720
Speaker 1: couple in the last couple of weeks? No? Wait, all right, Henley,

986
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:34,400
Speaker 1: the game is played like this. Ready, I'm ready. You

987
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:36,400
Speaker 1: have thirty seconds answer as many questions possible. If you

988
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 1: don't know when, just say pass and you have to

989
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 1: beat English Evan outright to win. Maya. Okay, all right,

990
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:44,759
Speaker 1: here we go, Henley. It's time to see if you

991
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: can beat the britt and your time starts now. Which

992
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:50,839
Speaker 1: female singer performed at the two thousand and four Super

993
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:52,600
Speaker 1: Bowl halftime show that led to one of the biggest

994
00:53:52,640 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 1: wardrobe malfunctions in history, j Love. I don't know say

995
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,319
Speaker 1: average kits will fly well and light breezes of how

996
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:07,359
Speaker 1: many miles per hour? What experts say average kites will

997
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 1: fly well in light breezes? Of how many miles per hour?

998
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:14,400
Speaker 1: Seven miles per hour? In regards to multi bers, how

999
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 1: many are sep tuplets? How many ailets sept tuplets? You

1000
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 1: still can answer that, what's a septuplet? Tuplets? How many

1001
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:32,920
Speaker 1: is that? Yeah, we're asking you. That was the last question.

1002
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,360
Speaker 1: So this is the point though, where English seven is

1003
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 1: coming back in the studio because he was out of

1004
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: the studio and you're answering those questions. And this is

1005
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 1: where I go full on game show host mode and

1006
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:41,000
Speaker 1: I teach everybody how it's done, because I want to

1007
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:44,160
Speaker 1: be a game show host. So here's where I get

1008
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:48,880
Speaker 1: the audience invested in you by asking you a personal question, Henley,

1009
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:52,799
Speaker 1: they will fall down well ice skating. Yes, I has

1010
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 1: a very beautiful seven stitch scar. Oh okay, so maybe

1011
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:58,840
Speaker 1: it wasn't that funny anyway, thanks for telling us that.

1012
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 1: All Right, English sevens back in studio. Yeah, are you ready? Yeah,

1013
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:07,480
Speaker 1: I'm ready. Here we go. Your time starts now. Which

1014
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 1: female singer performed in the two thousand and four Super

1015
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:11,360
Speaker 1: Bowl halftime show that led to one of the biggest

1016
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:15,760
Speaker 1: wardrobe malfunctions in history. Oh it's Michael Jackson's sister. Michael

1017
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:19,440
Speaker 1: Jackson's sister. Experts say guys will fly well in light

1018
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:21,839
Speaker 1: breezes of how many miles per hour? Ten miles per hour.

1019
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:24,840
Speaker 1: In regards to multi burs, how many are sep tuplets,

1020
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 1: multi bus oh, six, no, seven, seven, I'll change which

1021
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,799
Speaker 1: president president is on the fifty dollar bill Lincoln. Oh,

1022
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:33,560
Speaker 1: all right, time is up in the show, and you

1023
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:35,200
Speaker 1: got a lot of questions in and I think I

1024
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:36,880
Speaker 1: know the answer to who the winner of this is,

1025
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 1: but we'll find out officially and let's send it on

1026
00:55:39,719 --> 00:55:41,319
Speaker 1: over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did

1027
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:46,000
Speaker 1: with Bradford Nolan. Yeah, the winner's Evan, pretty simple. Yeah,

1028
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 1: straight up, the winner is Evan. I'm sorry, Henley, but

1029
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:51,319
Speaker 1: I just wanted to get to it on that one.

1030
00:55:53,719 --> 00:55:56,600
Speaker 1: Henley did really go on one of the questions, which one, Well,

1031
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:59,839
Speaker 1: let's quiet, Yeah, let's go over the answers. Alex free Ash,

1032
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 1: all right. The female singer that performed at the Super

1033
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:04,320
Speaker 1: Bowl halftime show and tails and four that had a

1034
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 1: wardrobe malfunction is Michael Jackson's sister Janet Nice? Did I

1035
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 1: get that one? No? No, because Michael Jackson's sister wasn't

1036
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 1: a correct answer. Yeah, experts say kites will fly well

1037
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:17,600
Speaker 1: in light breezes between four and ten miles per hour. Oh,

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00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 1: got that? And in regards yes, and then in multi

1039
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:28,680
Speaker 1: birth septuplets are seven yes. And then mister Grant the

1040
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 1: president is on the fifty dollar bill. Mister Grant was

1041
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:37,640
Speaker 1: his first name, Ulysses S. Grant. I never even heard

1042
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:41,920
Speaker 1: of that guy, the s Is Force it was Santa

1043
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,080
Speaker 1: was his middle name. Okay, cool, all right, Henley, you

1044
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:47,800
Speaker 1: didn't win, but time to go game show mode again. Henley,

1045
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 1: you didn't win. You didn't beat the bread Unfortunately, english

1046
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 1: An he won. He got a few more questions correct

1047
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:56,319
Speaker 1: than you did, and that means you got a goose egg.

1048
00:56:56,480 --> 00:57:00,120
Speaker 1: But guess what, nobody leaves the Jewels Show empty. That's

1049
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:02,280
Speaker 1: why we've got a prize for you just for playing. Henley.

1050
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 1: How excited are you about that? That's smiling for you,

1051
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 1: that's for sure. Alex Fresh, what is she getting just

1052
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 1: for playing? That's right, Because you played and didn't win,

1053
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:16,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send you a Jewel Show swag back. All right.

1054
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 1: We'll enjoy that swag, Henley, and we'll see you later. Bye.

1055
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 1: Play Peta Brenner single Tuesday and Thursday at this time

1056
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show. There's a delay, all right. The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show on Demand