1 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:08,520 Speaker 1: Rooking Jewels. Second date update. I personally get excited when 2 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:10,240 Speaker 1: we get an email for a second date update and 3 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:13,000 Speaker 1: it says I embarrassed myself on the first date. That's 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,599 Speaker 1: not That's what happened with Tom. Tom went out with 5 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 1: a girl named Vanessa. Apparently something embarrassing happened. The date 6 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:24,720 Speaker 1: actually stopped halfway through. Tom, Why don't you tell everybody 7 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:28,560 Speaker 1: what your embarrassing moment was on your first date with Vanessa? 8 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 1: How are you doing guys good to get them better 9 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 1: than you? That's for sure. I am dying to hear 10 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,760 Speaker 1: what you did. Well. I was with this girl, Vanessa, 11 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,920 Speaker 1: and We're in the middle of the meal and I'm 12 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:42,360 Speaker 1: stuffing myself with bread appetizers, getting ready for having a 13 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:44,960 Speaker 1: good time, and she says something that makes me laugh, 14 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:48,440 Speaker 1: and I started laughing a little uncontrollably. When I'm laughing, 15 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:51,800 Speaker 1: I'm laughing, I'm laughing. I laughed so hard that I actually, um, 16 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:59,040 Speaker 1: I end up vomiting on the table right in the 17 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:02,800 Speaker 1: middle of the a mid gag and yeah, it just 18 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,320 Speaker 1: all came back out of like big chunks of bread 19 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 1: and appen. I am sorry, Is this is this a 20 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:12,400 Speaker 1: normal thing for you? Like? Does this happen a lot. Well, 21 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,360 Speaker 1: I mean she really, man, I mean she really said 22 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:16,880 Speaker 1: something funny enough where I was choking on my food 23 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:18,480 Speaker 1: and it had to come back up. Well yeah, but 24 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:21,279 Speaker 1: I'm asking about like your gag reflex. Do you puke often, 25 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,120 Speaker 1: like when you just start laughing if you're eating and 26 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:26,520 Speaker 1: laughing at the same time. Has this happened you before? Guys, 27 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:29,640 Speaker 1: I don't. I think you're really underestimating, like how funny 28 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,600 Speaker 1: this girl is. I mean, girls are just not funny 29 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:34,000 Speaker 1: most of the time. It's never funny brook no offense 30 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:39,039 Speaker 1: us all right Lydia is hysterical. She was so funny 31 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:42,440 Speaker 1: she made you puke. I'm so funny. I can't even 32 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:44,039 Speaker 1: I can't even begin to tell you. Like this guy, 33 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:46,360 Speaker 1: it's like she was doing, you know, sixty minutes at 34 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 1: the Apollo. I mean she literally is stand up comedian 35 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 1: stand up from back in the early nineties. There's no 36 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:59,600 Speaker 1: excuse for this. I feel like you're taking it so nonchalantly, like, oh, well, 37 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:02,680 Speaker 1: I just vomited on the table. What you do after you? 38 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:04,760 Speaker 1: Because I'm embarrassed. I mean, you know, I'm not. It's 39 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:07,320 Speaker 1: not my proudest moment, but I don't feel like I 40 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,800 Speaker 1: should be judged just in this moment alone, Like, yes 41 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,440 Speaker 1: it happened, and yes it was embarrassing, But I really 42 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:14,079 Speaker 1: think I could if I took the nest out again, 43 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:16,359 Speaker 1: I could show her that that was just a very 44 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,880 Speaker 1: awkward circumstance. What did she do after you puked on 45 00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 1: the table? I mean what any normal person would have done. 46 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:25,720 Speaker 1: She immediately left. I mean she was very upset. I 47 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:31,240 Speaker 1: definitely hit her with some crossfire. Oh, she didn't like 48 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:35,120 Speaker 1: stick around to ask if you were okay. Orry. She 49 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:38,919 Speaker 1: noticed the vomit on both the table, myself and herself 50 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,440 Speaker 1: and exited the table immediately. I mean, I understand, I'm 51 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:44,919 Speaker 1: not like insulted by that. I really am still embarrassed, 52 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:47,560 Speaker 1: and I've tried to contact her, but she hasn't gotten 53 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:49,520 Speaker 1: back to me. And vomiting is one of those things 54 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,120 Speaker 1: that you see someone else do it and you instantly 55 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:52,600 Speaker 1: feel the need to do it too. So she probably 56 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 1: got up and ran to the bathroom. That is horrible. 57 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:59,080 Speaker 1: So did you like apologize via text message and stuff? 58 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:03,120 Speaker 1: Already answer email text, you know, voice smails? Of course, 59 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:05,919 Speaker 1: I apologize. I mean, it's a it's an awful thing, 60 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:09,239 Speaker 1: and it's I mean, you know, especially when the date 61 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,000 Speaker 1: was going so well. It's a girl that I really 62 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,079 Speaker 1: really liked. It was like, I mean, I feel bad 63 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:14,720 Speaker 1: as a person. We also feel bad because like I 64 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:17,080 Speaker 1: really saw something with this girl, and it's like, I 65 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:20,919 Speaker 1: really feel like that very bad moment in time really 66 00:03:20,919 --> 00:03:23,160 Speaker 1: could have ruined it for me. I guarantee that she 67 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:25,280 Speaker 1: has already told all of her friends about you, and 68 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:27,639 Speaker 1: you're known as a puker. Now, I mean, I'm certain 69 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,799 Speaker 1: I would. I would gladly be the puke guy if 70 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:31,919 Speaker 1: I could just get another chance to talk with her. 71 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 1: All right. I just think you should have turned it 72 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:35,400 Speaker 1: on her. You should have been like, it's your fault. Man, 73 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:37,560 Speaker 1: you made me laugh. Hey, you made me laugh. I 74 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:39,760 Speaker 1: think you're hot. I got nervous. I had I thought 75 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 1: that quickly, I probably wouldn't have been able to get 76 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:45,360 Speaker 1: those words out since there was vomit and my Okay, 77 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:48,400 Speaker 1: well we're gonna play a song, come back, call her 78 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 1: and get your second date update. All right, Okay, thank 79 00:03:51,480 --> 00:04:00,160 Speaker 1: you guys. Looking jubil in the morning dated. If you're 80 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,160 Speaker 1: just joining us for the second day update, it's pretty 81 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,920 Speaker 1: clear cut Tom puked on his date. Oh my god, 82 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:08,400 Speaker 1: and ended the whole thing and she ran off, Tom, 83 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:10,360 Speaker 1: And you've been drinking. I do have to ask you that, Like, 84 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:13,400 Speaker 1: were you a little drunk? Maybe? No, gay, That's the 85 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,760 Speaker 1: thing I'm telling you, guys, it was. There was no 86 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:18,640 Speaker 1: alcohol in my system, no drugs, nothing like that. I was. 87 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:21,920 Speaker 1: It was literally the humor of this girl is too 88 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,320 Speaker 1: much to handle. I mean, it's not his fault. He 89 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:27,560 Speaker 1: can't control it. Yeah, I mean it's not a malicious 90 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:31,360 Speaker 1: it's not like you. It's not purposely throw up on her. 91 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:34,400 Speaker 1: I mean it was. There's no way that a girl 92 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,640 Speaker 1: could ever be attracted to a dude on a first 93 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:39,159 Speaker 1: date that vomits on the table halfway through. I mean, 94 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:40,440 Speaker 1: are you going to make out with him at the 95 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,120 Speaker 1: end of the night and not make out with him? 96 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,680 Speaker 1: Depends on the girl and how desperate she is. Some 97 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:48,400 Speaker 1: girls might still be down with it. Yeah, Kesha would 98 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,719 Speaker 1: love it. Yeah, all right, we're gonna call it right now. 99 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:51,720 Speaker 1: See if we get her on the phone and get 100 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:54,240 Speaker 1: your second day update. Tom, you're ready, Yeah, I mean 101 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,200 Speaker 1: I think we all know why she's not calling you back, 102 00:04:56,240 --> 00:05:10,640 Speaker 1: but yeah, see if we can salvage it for you. Hello, Hi, 103 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:14,240 Speaker 1: is Vanessa? There? Is Vanessa. How are you? This is 104 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:16,360 Speaker 1: Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning on Moving 105 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:22,400 Speaker 1: ninety two point five. H Hi, Hi, listen. I'm calling 106 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:25,000 Speaker 1: you because you recently went out with a friend of 107 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:29,039 Speaker 1: mine named Tom. Do you remember, I'm assuming he left 108 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:33,480 Speaker 1: quite an impression on you. Uh? Yeah, if you meaning 109 00:05:34,279 --> 00:05:37,200 Speaker 1: pretty memorable? I wonder because, yeah, I don't know if 110 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:38,280 Speaker 1: you go out on a lot of dates, we're mean 111 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:40,480 Speaker 1: puke on you. So he's the only one that you've 112 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:45,240 Speaker 1: gone out with lately that is puked on you. Yeah, 113 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:49,200 Speaker 1: we've heard the story of what happened. Well, Tom really 114 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:51,880 Speaker 1: liked you. The reason that he says he threw up 115 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:54,800 Speaker 1: was because you were hysterical and made him laughing puked. 116 00:05:55,279 --> 00:05:57,479 Speaker 1: I'm assuming that's the reason that you haven't been calling 117 00:05:57,560 --> 00:05:59,680 Speaker 1: him back. It was the fast thing. I mean, I 118 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:02,240 Speaker 1: had to get out of there, and he seemed fine. 119 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:04,960 Speaker 1: It was just gross and everybody was looking at us. 120 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:07,320 Speaker 1: Tom told us whatever you said to him was so 121 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:11,280 Speaker 1: funny that it made him puke. Do you remember what 122 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:14,920 Speaker 1: you said to Tom because I have to hear it. Yeah. 123 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,159 Speaker 1: All I said was, you know, and I thought it 124 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:21,200 Speaker 1: was strange that penguins, don't you never see penguin's private parts. 125 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,520 Speaker 1: You never see penguin's press was it? It wasn't even funny. 126 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:28,919 Speaker 1: It's a good point, I guess. Yeah, Jose's cracking up 127 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,200 Speaker 1: at it. No, I'm cracking up because he thought that 128 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:35,839 Speaker 1: was it. That was what bird private parts? Do you see? 129 00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:38,960 Speaker 1: We make fun now? But Jose's going to be using 130 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:42,800 Speaker 1: you know, blos do stand up and they've never had 131 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:47,240 Speaker 1: anyone puke in there. That that was hysterical to him, 132 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:50,200 Speaker 1: and then that made him puke all over the table. Yeah, 133 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:52,279 Speaker 1: and I thought it was I thought it was weird 134 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:55,120 Speaker 1: that it was hysterical to him. I wasn't even trying 135 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:59,599 Speaker 1: to make a joke. I didn't even think it was funny, sir, 136 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:03,840 Speaker 1: And he just was went into this uncontrollable laughter and 137 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:11,520 Speaker 1: then started gaggy. Oh it was. It was weird. Hey, Vanessa. Yeah, 138 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:13,920 Speaker 1: I do want to let you know, please don't be 139 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:15,920 Speaker 1: funny in the next like five minutes or so, because 140 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:19,360 Speaker 1: Tom is actually on the other line and heard everything 141 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:23,800 Speaker 1: that you just said. Tom say hide to Vanessa. Vanessa. 142 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:30,040 Speaker 1: Oh God, that's why I said don't be funny. I 143 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:32,320 Speaker 1: don't need Tom puking while on the phone with him, Guys, 144 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,200 Speaker 1: I really don't. I really, I mean, you really had 145 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:36,280 Speaker 1: to be there to like hear the joke how she 146 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:39,040 Speaker 1: said it in the moment she said it wasn't even 147 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:42,640 Speaker 1: a joke though, Tom, She's just making an observation. But 148 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,440 Speaker 1: you aren't. I mean, you don't know. It's a date. 149 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:46,880 Speaker 1: Like weird things are funny. I mean, I'm just ess, 150 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:49,280 Speaker 1: I'm just really sorry that that happened. But I mean, 151 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:51,520 Speaker 1: I've just got to say, girl, whether you're aware of 152 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:54,000 Speaker 1: it or not, you got you know, you got the gift, 153 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:57,800 Speaker 1: you got some chops. Kid. You could be huge in 154 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:00,640 Speaker 1: this business someday, I tell you. It's just I can't, 155 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,560 Speaker 1: you know. I mean, I'm not just trying to, you know, 156 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:04,440 Speaker 1: give you high praise here. I'm just saying, it's like 157 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:07,280 Speaker 1: something that I find very attractive about you. It's very 158 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:11,120 Speaker 1: find a girl as you know, as funny as you 159 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:13,360 Speaker 1: can be. And that's you know, it throws me off 160 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,800 Speaker 1: my game because I'm very not used to it. The 161 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,960 Speaker 1: fact that you think that I'm funny and that I 162 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:21,520 Speaker 1: was trying to say something funny about the penguins. It 163 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:24,480 Speaker 1: just you know, it's just I know it's weird, but 164 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,760 Speaker 1: please don't bring up the penguins again, because I just 165 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:32,400 Speaker 1: still can't be old it. Like, I know you don't 166 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:34,400 Speaker 1: think it, but you just I wish you could see 167 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:37,880 Speaker 1: yourself the way that I see you, because you know, 168 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,800 Speaker 1: it's very flattering. It's a beautiful thing. Vanessa. It's pretty 169 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:44,080 Speaker 1: high praise that he thinks you're that funny that it 170 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:45,520 Speaker 1: made him vomit. I don't think there's a lot of 171 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:47,960 Speaker 1: women that could say that. I just I don't know 172 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:50,920 Speaker 1: why you think I'm funny. I mean, if I puped 173 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:55,800 Speaker 1: on you, would you think that was funny? I mean, yeah, 174 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:59,280 Speaker 1: a little bit. It sounds like, Vanessa, anything you do 175 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:02,400 Speaker 1: Tom thinks is hysterical, though, I mean it's funny because 176 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,800 Speaker 1: if you remember, we had ordered lobster, and to think 177 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,760 Speaker 1: of me vomiting lobster on you, it's just been that 178 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:11,080 Speaker 1: much more violent. Why this guy has the worst sense 179 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:15,280 Speaker 1: that you Well, I'm not saying I want to stand 180 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:18,560 Speaker 1: there and you know, just let you continuously spew on me. 181 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:21,240 Speaker 1: I'm just saying if that happened, I would probably laugh 182 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:26,840 Speaker 1: it off. Yeah. See we're different. See, come on, we 183 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:29,560 Speaker 1: have this thing together. You just I mean, even now, 184 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,840 Speaker 1: even now, you're berating me, and I still can't control 185 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:34,760 Speaker 1: by exceptive wonder. Oh my gosh. I feel like you 186 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:37,200 Speaker 1: could never go to the movies because if you were 187 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:41,200 Speaker 1: even in a Pixar movie, you'd vomit popcorn everywhere. You 188 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:46,160 Speaker 1: can't even talk to me about Pixar movies, or you're 189 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,800 Speaker 1: trying to be funny. I don't. I don't find you funny. 190 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:57,520 Speaker 1: I find Tom hysterical. Tom. I think you're a comic genius. Vanessa. 191 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:00,080 Speaker 1: Is there anything that we can do to get you 192 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,200 Speaker 1: to go out with Tom again? We will pay for 193 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:05,280 Speaker 1: a second date. No, I want to forget about this. 194 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,480 Speaker 1: I don't want to go on a second date. I mean, 195 00:10:07,559 --> 00:10:11,200 Speaker 1: with all due respect, it just it just it's not 196 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:14,520 Speaker 1: going to work out. You can't recover from a vomit session. 197 00:10:14,679 --> 00:10:17,920 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm always going to think about that. It's 198 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:21,200 Speaker 1: just it's never gonna work out. I mean, if you 199 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:24,280 Speaker 1: think about a long relationship between us, I mean, it 200 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,440 Speaker 1: started with a vomit shower and it ends with a 201 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:30,240 Speaker 1: wedding shower. I know, something like that. It's a funny 202 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:33,920 Speaker 1: story to tell your grandkids about. As as bad as 203 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:37,079 Speaker 1: the moment was, I would love to have one more 204 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:40,920 Speaker 1: chance if you want it any. The fact that you 205 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:44,440 Speaker 1: just mentioned a wedding shower and the throw up, and 206 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:54,960 Speaker 1: from one think about it knows one thing, and that's funny. 207 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:57,560 Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning.