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Speaker 2: Higgety have no beer, Boom have no beer.

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Speaker 1: On today's Iron Rapports Stereo podcast, Heat Culture.

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Speaker 2: Just can't get it done.

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Speaker 1: Plus indicted once indicted again?

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Speaker 2: You fucked?

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Speaker 1: They got big dick Donald Trump again. My prediction is

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Speaker 1: Hope everybody is feeling really safe, and most importantly, I

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Speaker 1: twenty three. Oh yeah, and it's getting wacky, getting real

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Speaker 1: They indicted pig dick Donald Trump a one mo time.

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Speaker 1: That's that deranged white privilege. That's when you think you

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Speaker 1: going into my DM saying, you used to be this,

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Speaker 2: Joe, talk about them all. They're all corrupt. But when you.

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Speaker 1: If smoking Joe Biden was so corrupt, you should have

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Speaker 2: Too late. Now, fucko. If Killery Clinton.

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Speaker 1: Listen to Attorney General Bill Barr, not to be confused

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Speaker 3: totally wrong that he had the right to have those documents.

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Speaker 1: That's your guy Trump, that's your guy pig Dick. The

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Speaker 1: You thought you were above the fucking law.

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Speaker 1: You're not charming your way out of this one. You're

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Speaker 1: Your lawyers quit the day after you've got indicted again.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, more lawyers.

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Speaker 2: Why do they all quit you?

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Speaker 1: You saw it broke back Mountain? Why do they all

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, it's going down in Miami.

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Speaker 1: Bitch, We in Miami, bitch, going back to court in Miami,

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Speaker 1: We in Miami, bitch. Fucking Bozo pig dick have miserable

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Speaker 1: Marjorie Taylor Green, fix it up and clean it up

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Speaker 2: Can't wait, cannot wait.

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Speaker 1: It's happening in Miami while they're clawing the Miami Heater,

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Speaker 2: The Denver Nuggets. I think it's too late.

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Speaker 1: Where the fuck is Himmy Butler? Where have you been

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Speaker 2: Where'd you go?

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Speaker 1: Where's the heat culture? Where's the spulsure magic? I never

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Speaker 1: Great run, great fantastic run, but the party is over.

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Butler acting like he controls the narrative, like I

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Speaker 1: can't do shit, Jimmy Butler. No disrespect, love you, love

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Speaker 1: This air crisis in New York because of the wildfires,

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Speaker 1: and I believe Quebec, Canada that shit was real. It's

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Speaker 1: Where's Kazoo? Where is it? Where is it? It's twenty

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Speaker 2: And blah blah blah blah blah. I don't fucking believe it.

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Speaker 1: And I'm sure some of you are saying, Mike Ramp,

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Speaker 2: It's true. Look at this video. Look at that video.

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Speaker 1: It's proven the FBI is the CIA, that the government

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Speaker 1: Why don't they land in Central Park It's always do

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Speaker 2: Come out and chill, Yo, New York will greet you.

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Speaker 1: If there are some unidentified flying objects, if there's some

435
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 1: space men, all that goofy shit, Come fuck with me, yo,

436
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 1: Come fuck. I won't rat you out. Come't We could

437
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 1: do a podcast. I will not tell anybody. But until

438
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 1: I actually see it, I don't believe it. And I

439
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: know what you're saying. How dare you think that? How

440
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 1: dare you think that we're the only ones alive? Well,

441
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 1: why can't we go to them? Why are they always

442
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 1: so much smarter than us? Why are the space people

443
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 1: and all these special UFOs and these you know, rocket

444
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 1: chips and these foreign creatures?

445
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 2: This is yo.

446
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 1: You think they're that more advanced than we are? You

447
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 1: think they're just that much more advanced than we are.

448
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 1: I don't believe it.

449
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 2: Come chill.

450
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 1: Don't you think Elon Musk, Bill Gates, one of these

451
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 1: motherfuckers would have some proof.

452
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 2: They'd be able to figure it out. I don't believe. Yeah.

453
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 1: And every time one of these rocket ships lands, where's

454
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:10,239
Speaker 1: your iPhone? It's always like this blurred out footage. It's

455
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 1: always like this, you know, three seconds, where's the iPhone?

456
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,000
Speaker 1: Some assholes in.

457
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 2: Vegas? Of course, of course, it happens in Vegas. It's

458
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 2: never in New York.

459
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 1: It's ever in Brooklyn, it's ever in Manhattan, and nobody

460
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: ever has their cell phones when they have these encounters

461
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 1: with the greenish monsters. This family in Vegas said they

462
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 1: had an encounter with a tall, skinny alien creature with

463
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 1: greenish color, which was about eight to ten feet tall.

464
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 2: Really, and it was hiding behind a forklift.

465
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 1: Why would a spaceman or whatever the fuck it is

466
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 1: be hiding behind a fork lift? And where was your

467
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 1: cell phone? Now one of you motherfuckers had a cell

468
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 1: phone and record this shit. He had a weird looking phase,

469
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:10,479
Speaker 1: big feet, big shiny eyes, and a big mouth. We

470
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 1: all saw et motherfucker. We all saw close encounters. We've

471
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 1: seen all of it. Why they're always glean said they're

472
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: not human?

473
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 2: They were one hundred.

474
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 1: Percent not What were you on? Did they drug test

475
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 1: these motherfuckers? Were you on that that schmith? Were you

476
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 1: on straight up crack? Listen to this footage and the

477
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 1: police gotta go talk to these fucking guys and act

478
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 1: like they're really onto something. Listen to this footage, Miles Jordan,

479
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 1: respectfully play that footage.

480
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 3: Oh I don't know.

481
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 2: I'm so nervous right now. I have butterflies.

482
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 1: Bro.

483
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 2: Every one saw a shooting star. Then these people say

484
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 2: there's aliens in their backyard.

485
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 4: Okay, we just see it in a corner of eye,

486
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 4: something fulled on from the sky and it was with

487
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 4: light and when it hit down, it was a big

488
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 4: impact and we felt we feel like an energy. And

489
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 4: then and then and then we hear like a lot

490
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 4: of footsteps near us. There's like an eight foot person

491
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 4: beside it and another one inside and it has big eyes.

492
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 4: They're looking at us and it's still there. Okay, where

493
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 4: is this on your property?

494
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 2: Uh?

495
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 4: In my backyard? I swear to god, this is not

496
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 4: a joke, but this is actually were So.

497
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: There's two people or two subjects that are in your backyard.

498
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 4: Correct, And they're very large. They're like a food ninety foot.

499
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 4: I don't know they're they're like they look like Ilios was,

500
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 4: big eyes, they have big eyes like like I get

501
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 4: excited and big mouth, their chiny eyes and and they're

502
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 4: not human one hundred percent. They're not human.

503
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 2: We're not going to be yes, you guys.

504
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 4: One of my partners said they saw something following this

505
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 4: guy too.

506
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 2: So that's why I'm kind of curious. I don't believe

507
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 2: in it. You know what what I saw right now,

508
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 2: I do believe in it.

509
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, eight to ten feet green spacemen. You looked

510
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 1: it in the eyes and your body froze like you

511
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 1: had sleep paralysis. The fuck out of here. Man, he

512
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 1: had all that, You got all that, but you got

513
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 1: no cell phone to record the shit. You know how,

514
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 1: talk about going viral, talk about breaking the internet. Get

515
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: some actual footage on your phone and post that shit

516
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 1: on TikTok. You'll break the motherfucking Internet. Until then, I

517
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 1: don't believe it. I don't buy it. I don't believe

518
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 1: in ghouls, goblins, UFOs, witches, none of it. There's a story,

519
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 1: uh uh, some woman a witch. She refers to it

520
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 1: as a witch. You think we're fucking stupid. In Dallas,

521
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:49,760
Speaker 1: somebody on their security cam footage so too naked, referred

522
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 1: to them as witches. I call them crackheads. I call

523
00:34:56,320 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 1: them crackheads. Happened in Canada, actually to witches. We're holding

524
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:04,440
Speaker 1: a carcass eating ritual.

525
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 2: And it was caught on.

526
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:12,280
Speaker 1: A security footage. Why are you referring them as witches?

527
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:14,440
Speaker 1: Call them what they are crackheads.

528
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 2: They're not witches.

529
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 1: If two naked bitches are in the backyard eating a

530
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:29,720
Speaker 1: deer that died, they're on crack. This ain't the Wizard

531
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 1: of Oz. They're not witches. There's no witches. There's no goblins,

532
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 1: there's no ghules, no spells, there's no and I know

533
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 1: somebody say micraft, don't say that.

534
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 2: Somebody's gonna put a spell on you. Good try it.

535
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:46,439
Speaker 2: I got spells to put back on them. I got

536
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 2: counter spells.

537
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 1: I got spells to put on people that put on

538
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 1: spells on me. I got spells to put on people

539
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 1: that put spells on me. I ain't afraid of that shit.

540
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 1: Fake ass want to be witches. You're on drugs.

541
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 2: You're not a witch.

542
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 1: This is either a setup or two crackheads made it

543
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 1: into your backyard, meandered into your backyard. Refer to them

544
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:17,359
Speaker 1: as witches. They're out of the fucking tree. They're out

545
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 1: of their fucking tree, and they should be treated as such.

546
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 2: What else is going on?

547
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 1: Hollywood's biggest anti semite besides Kanye West. I actually think

548
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 1: this guy's a bigger anti semite. Mel Gibson, who nothing

549
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: happened to this fucking guy. He wrote some bullshit apology,

550
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 1: but it was rumored and then debunked that Mel Gibson,

551
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 1: who knows where this shit, who knows where these things start.

552
00:36:56,440 --> 00:37:00,120
Speaker 1: But it is said that mel Gibson was making a

553
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 1: documentary about the thirty four billion dollar child sex trafficking

554
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:17,720
Speaker 1: business circuit in Hollywood, and then it was not true.

555
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: He was He's not And I was like, I don't

556
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 1: give a fuck about mel Gibson. I don't give a

557
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:26,360
Speaker 1: fuck about mel Gibson. He's a racist, Jew hating, nasty

558
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 1: motherfucker who allegedly his father is a Holocaust denier.

559
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:34,840
Speaker 2: He's a sick fuck. He looks like a sick fuck.

560
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 2: He behaves like a sick fuck.

561
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 1: He never put his face on wax and apologized for

562
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: the nasty shit that he said, not once, not twice.

563
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:51,840
Speaker 2: But a few times. So one thing that acts stupid

564
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 2: if you're drunk.

565
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 1: It's another thing to say crazy shit about the Jews

566
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 1: and black people when you're drunk. It's called truth serum.

567
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 1: I don't buy it. I don't buy it. I don't

568
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:08,760
Speaker 1: buy him. I don't know why this motherfucker is still working.

569
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 1: But there's a lot of there's a lot of jack

570
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 1: fakers in Hollywood. There's a lot of people that agree

571
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 1: with Mel Gibson, a lot of people that agree with

572
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: Mel Gibson and that POV that point of view. Fuck

573
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 1: mel Gibson, Fuck is documentary. Fuck his movies. Okay, Leith,

574
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 1: the weapon was tight, Road Warrior Road, whatever the fuck

575
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:34,919
Speaker 1: that was tight? I don't need to watch those movies again.

576
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 1: Fuck that kook. He looked fucking nuts. He looks like

577
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:41,800
Speaker 1: a sick fuck and he's behaved like a sick fuck. Done,

578
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: moving on, Finished, Fanito, cames Are Disrupted, came saw and disrupted,

579
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 1: Miles Jortney ka.

580
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 2: The Bleach Brothers a k a.

581
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 1: The Diggity Dust Brothers. Take me at it for something

582
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 1: real nice, Take me at it with something real loud boom,

583
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: but most importantly, end this fantastic, high flying, high octane.

584
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 2: Museum quality, fully disruptive.

585
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:20,360
Speaker 1: I am Rap Report Stereo podcast with something real fucking

586
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:20,879
Speaker 1: I'm out.