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Speaker 2: I would hate, like what I would hit a shot
Speaker 2: in Korea for some reason, like they go and like
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Speaker 1: Some weeks a lot of people like it, and then
Speaker 1: other weeks people are real home a fe oh eddie. Yes,
Speaker 1: you haven't even asked why I'm dressed like an idiot.
Speaker 1: I mean, is it trying day already? I didn't want
Speaker 1: to get into him. If you're in the middle of
Speaker 1: some kind of a project, you thought I was. You
Speaker 1: thought I was playing poker with the boys back of
Speaker 1: the house. No, no, no, this is not my poker outfit.
Speaker 1: Masters O the Master's Golf. This is my golf attire.
Speaker 1: Oh the Masters? Can we still call it the Masters?
Speaker 1: It's it seems outdated. I think we should go with
Speaker 1: uh the uh Primaries. I hear you got a video
Speaker 1: for me oh I got a video golf video? Yep, Hey,
Speaker 1: why don't you tee it up?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: Hey, all right, I've been in the biz. Crikey. Those
Speaker 1: blokes down under sure do know how to have a
Speaker 1: write good time with their mates after a few grogs.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if this video is Australian, could
Speaker 1: be New Zealand. Oh man, New Zealand. They always get
Speaker 1: the short end of the shaft. Did you notice that video?
Speaker 1: Not a single black person or a woman in that
Speaker 1: clubhouse either. Things just don't change. Do you like golf?
Speaker 1: Do you watch it? Eddie happy Gilmore, Happy Gilmore? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna turn it if it's on. I grew
Speaker 1: up on a public golf course. I lived on a
Speaker 1: par five anyway. One day I took my dad's drive
Speaker 1: route and I Happy Gilmour did like, took a running
Speaker 1: start and swung and the head sailed off of it.
Speaker 1: I just snapped. The head probably went sixty yards. And
Speaker 1: I lied to my father. I told him I don't know,
Speaker 1: I just hit it weird and it snapped like. I
Speaker 1: couldn't tell them that I was clowning around on the
Speaker 1: golf course, because that's that's something you don't do. You
Speaker 1: don't clown around on the golf course. But Adam Sander,
Speaker 1: Adam Sandler, he had, he had infiltrated me. Did you
Speaker 1: ever fess up to it? No? This was it, This
Speaker 1: was a fessa. This is great. I was pretty proud
Speaker 1: of myself. Solid contact anyway, So you don't watch up.
Speaker 1: I love golf, I don't actually love it. I find
Speaker 1: it a bit time consuming and takes itself way too seriously.
Speaker 1: And don't even get me started on how sexist the
Speaker 1: sport is. But that's why I wanted to sit down
Speaker 1: and interview my favorite former pro golfer, Enjoy four Pasha,
Speaker 1: my guest today is a literal child prodigy. She's like
Speaker 1: Mozart if Mozart was an Asian female who played golf
Speaker 1: instead of piano, violin, horn, flute, harp, obo. Please welcome
Speaker 1: Michelle Wee. That was in it. I did that now
Speaker 1: the golf whisper voice. Oh got it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1: And do you play any instruments? Piano? Sucked at it? Okay,
Speaker 1: you sucked, that's good. Yeah. You grew up in Hawaii
Speaker 1: a wahuu. I did the worst of the islands. Agreed.
Speaker 2: No, absolutely not you serious, that's offensive?
Speaker 1: No are you?
Speaker 2: Okay? Wait wait, I need to know, though, where did
Speaker 2: you stay when you were in o Wahu?
Speaker 1: Well, I I dated a girl from for a long time,
Speaker 1: so like, so I would always spend time there.
Speaker 3: Okay, And I'm souch part of the island.
Speaker 1: Though, I mean I had spent tons of time in
Speaker 1: the north Shore stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I was scared you're gonna say you stayed
Speaker 2: in Waikiki.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I mean I get Honolulu fine, but
Speaker 1: in general, the whole island.
Speaker 2: It's great because you get the option to go out
Speaker 2: get great food, great shopping, but you also can so
Speaker 2: to the waterfalls and surfing and all that other stuff.
Speaker 1: Do you speak pigeon, Yeah, you do.
Speaker 2: It comes out when I'm home. Like when I first
Speaker 2: came to the mainland, people were like, what is she say?
Speaker 1: Just talking story? Oh? Or are the stereotypes true about
Speaker 1: how much pressure immigrant parents put on American kids to succeed?
Speaker 2: You know, I don't think it's the parents that put
Speaker 2: the pressure. I think it's like the child puts the
Speaker 2: pressure on themselves. Like I don't know for me, Like I'm.
Speaker 1: Only talking for you. Yeah, yeah, there wasn't tons of
Speaker 1: pressure on you?
Speaker 2: No, I mean I think they just wanted me to
Speaker 2: experience a lot of things. They like literally put me
Speaker 2: in everything right, like you know, put me in soccer, baseball, gymnastics, swimming,
Speaker 2: ballet like you know, I was in everything. But that's
Speaker 2: pressure too, I guess, yes, and no, I didn't feel
Speaker 2: it that way. I wanted to be great like ever
Speaker 2: since I was little, Like I put a lot of
Speaker 2: pressure on myself, like I wanted to be a professional
Speaker 2: athlete since I could ever remember, Well.
Speaker 1: I did too, But I didn't want to put the
Speaker 1: work in.
Speaker 2: And I am that my parents helped me to put
Speaker 2: the work in. But I think you know I made
Speaker 2: you No, I mean there are times yes made me
Speaker 2: that made me go to Korean school. I didn't want
Speaker 2: to go to Korea in school on Saturday?
Speaker 1: What's Korean school?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: It's awful, It's really boring. You get to school on
Speaker 2: like nine am on Saturday and you're there all day.
Speaker 1: Your family's originally from South Korea. What made them decide
Speaker 1: to move to America?
Speaker 2: My dad wanted to be a professor, so he came
Speaker 2: got his PhD at U Penn and then got a
Speaker 2: teaching job at Uh.
Speaker 1: Your mother golfed, your father didn't. Yeah, my mom taught.
Speaker 1: My dad does he play now?
Speaker 2: Not anymore. I think they're trying to get back into it.
Speaker 2: I just got them into pickleball. I love pickleb I
Speaker 2: know same. My mom's good. She's pretty ruthless. She slams everything.
Speaker 1: Not gonna middle to slam. And if I'm just constantly dincing,
Speaker 1: you just.
Speaker 3: Wanted to say the word did get uh huh?
Speaker 1: It's so stupid. The terms are so stupid.
Speaker 2: I know how tall your parents My dad six to two,
Speaker 2: my mom's five seven, very tall.
Speaker 1: For for what for Koreans? Why did you go to
Speaker 1: college anyway?
Speaker 3: After I really wanted to go to college. And plus,
Speaker 3: like when I turned pro when I was sixteen, my
Speaker 3: parents were like, you have to.
Speaker 1: Go to college. So see that that might be the
Speaker 1: requisite immigrant parent pressure that I was talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's also I think the reason why they
Speaker 2: did it was for that to me to have a
Speaker 2: normal life.
Speaker 1: I mean, I was your normal life going great action,
Speaker 1: that is the normal about your life.
Speaker 2: There were so many things that are normal in my life.
Speaker 2: I mean I I mean I my parents had an
Speaker 2: opportunity to take me to IMG Academy you know about
Speaker 2: it in Florida. I mean they were like, oh, you're
Speaker 2: not going to have a normal life there, and they
Speaker 2: kept me. In my high school, I had normal friends.
Speaker 2: For the most part.
Speaker 3: I was pretty normal and then went to college.
Speaker 1: What was your backup school when you applied to Stanford?
Speaker 3: You c l a USC and I didn't even open
Speaker 3: the envelope.
Speaker 1: You serious?
Speaker 3: Stanford was my dream.
Speaker 2: My dad didn't get in Stanford, so I wanted to
Speaker 2: prove to him that I was smarter than.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I thought you were like going to rub
Speaker 1: it in Stanford's face, like you you messed up with
Speaker 1: my friend.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, I'm rubbing it in I still do
Speaker 3: to this day.
Speaker 1: By the way, everyone talks about like you're the youngest,
Speaker 1: you know whatever, youngest to qualify youngest with all that stuff.
Speaker 1: You know, it would be great though, now because are
Speaker 1: you do you say you're retired or no? Yeah? Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: I have a problem with that too. Here's why I
Speaker 1: have a problem with it, because like, just okay, just
Speaker 1: stop playing.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 1: You don't have to say you're retired. What if there
Speaker 1: was just like one tournament a year that you love
Speaker 1: to play, and like, I'm sure you could qualify for
Speaker 1: it if you wanted to, or at least try or
Speaker 1: get an exemption whatever. Why not just be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I don't feel like doing it this year, so
Speaker 1: I'm not going to do it this year. Why does
Speaker 1: it have to be a formal announcement of retirement in
Speaker 1: any profession?
Speaker 2: So for me, it's because everyone just kept asking me
Speaker 2: when you're coming back, when you're coming back, when you're
Speaker 2: coming back, and I just like I'm done, okay, and
Speaker 2: they're like, oh but no really, So like I felt
Speaker 2: like announcing it. People now believe me kind of like
Speaker 2: leave me alone, don't ask me if I want to play.
Speaker 2: But now they're asking me if I want to play
Speaker 2: in a senior's tour, which is rude because I'm thirty.
Speaker 1: Four years old. That's very rude.
Speaker 3: Like, Okay, now I was the youngest to do all
Speaker 3: this stuff. Now that are you playing at the seniors tour?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: No, so here's what you could be the youngest to
Speaker 3: play the seniors.
Speaker 1: You're the youngest, all these titles for the youngest or whatever.
Speaker 1: I think that would be amazing. Though, if you said
Speaker 1: stayed retired for whatever, however long you went, and then
Speaker 1: wait till you're like eighty five ninety and then try
Speaker 1: to be the oldest so you can have both titles.
Speaker 1: That would be amazing. My body would break in half. No,
Speaker 1: you're fine. Medicine is going to be amazing. You know,
Speaker 1: you're probably healthy. I think there's no issue here.
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll see.
Speaker 1: I never understand, like, like golf is a good when
Speaker 1: tennis is the same word. It's like you're ranked third
Speaker 1: in the world or you're you know, one hundred and fiftieth.
Speaker 1: I think all of that stuff is like I would
Speaker 1: just keep going forever. If I was like one hundred
Speaker 1: and fiftieth in the world, but I used to be third,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, yeah, but that's still amazing. I'm one
Speaker 1: hundred and fiftieth out of something that millions of people do.
Speaker 3: I don't know, when you play, you don't think of
Speaker 3: it that way. When you're one hundred and fiftieth, it sucks.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's insanity that there's only one hundred and forty
Speaker 1: eight people better than you at something. Golf is so
Speaker 1: pure in your leaderboard, just being who made the most money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wish all sports were like that.
Speaker 3: But like, it's pretty.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's fun because it all comes down to
Speaker 2: you and it's just a matter of how you play.
Speaker 2: It's stressful, though, I mean because if you don't make
Speaker 2: it past Friday, you make zero dollars and you're in
Speaker 2: the negative.
Speaker 1: You made you say you make zero dollars. But you know,
Speaker 1: something tells me the Swoosh check doesn't care if you
Speaker 1: made it past Friday. I think they care. Well, Ma,
Speaker 1: they care, of course, but you don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, I had it lucky, but yeah, it is stressful.
Speaker 1: Well sure, I know, Okay, fine, you're lucky, but you
Speaker 1: earned it and you were sellable and it was it
Speaker 1: was fun. There's a reason that Nike pays you. You want
Speaker 1: to know why, because it works.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people care more about what Kim Kardashian has to
Speaker 2: say than our president.
Speaker 1: Nobody cares what Kim has to say. We just want
Speaker 1: to look at her butt. I do find her show fascinating.
Speaker 1: It used to bother me when people would say about
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian or the Kardashian like, what do they do?
Speaker 1: They don't do anything. It's like they film a show.
Speaker 1: There's cameras in their face all day long, Like that'sh hard.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean they are their machines.
Speaker 1: The makeup and the hair alone, Like sitting there, somebody
Speaker 1: touches my face that long. Oh no, I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't like it either. Would you do a reality show?
Speaker 3: No, I can't do cameras in my face.
Speaker 1: What if they're just like hidden throughout your house, that'd
Speaker 1: be terrifying. Webcams remember back in the dial up day?
Speaker 1: Did you ever log into one of those houses?
Speaker 2: What was that weird internet website where you can go
Speaker 2: on and like you can see random people?
Speaker 1: Is something Rolette?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Chat relate?
Speaker 1: That was just just chances to see penises. It's like
Speaker 1: every every eighth person was a penis. Let's I forgot
Speaker 1: about that. I was like, all right, put it anyway,
Speaker 1: just click off as fast as you can. The guys
Speaker 1: just sitting there danging it by the camera. That was
Speaker 1: no good. Do you actually like golf?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I do? Like today? Yeah? Is it easier at thirteen
Speaker 1: to block out the noise or thirty thirteen?
Speaker 2: And we had no Twitter, Instagram, Facebook? So when I
Speaker 2: play and when I played in PJ Tour events, I
Speaker 2: didn't have to post about it on social media, and like,
Speaker 2: you know, see all that. You know, if you didn't
Speaker 2: have the AOL dial up in Google, I mean, I
Speaker 2: don't think Google is.
Speaker 1: Even around love when you were Yeah, Google, you're still young.
Speaker 1: I had dial up barely for a week.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I had to I had the floppy
Speaker 2: disk wire thirty four.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, do.
Speaker 3: You know when Google started?
Speaker 1: Do I know? How?
Speaker 2: Do you know what the first year Google was born? No,
Speaker 2: two thousand and two.
Speaker 1: So yeah, here's my stance on golf. I've been around
Speaker 1: the game my entire life. We've always had a home
Speaker 1: on a golf course in Florida, and it was shoved
Speaker 1: on me and I despised it. We're in Florida, Central Titusville,
Speaker 1: near Kennedy Space Center.
Speaker 2: So do you see like the you see things go
Speaker 2: off at Kennedy Space Center, Like that'd be cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I wasn't there for the Challenger, if that's your
Speaker 1: next question.
Speaker 3: No, I'd be like, I don't know if there was
Speaker 3: like test runs.
Speaker 1: Or they launched lots of rockets and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: He used to go out out for them every time
Speaker 1: to watch them from school. They would let you outside,
Speaker 1: but then after the one bad one, they were like,
Speaker 1: maybe let's not have this conversation with kids. My dad
Speaker 1: did the worst job of how to get a kid
Speaker 1: into golf. He only let me have two clubs, a
Speaker 1: three iron and a putter right right, like a maniac,
Speaker 1: like a child abuser.
Speaker 4: A three ron.
Speaker 1: He's like, He's like, if you can hit a three iron,
Speaker 1: you can hit any club. This is this is what
Speaker 1: this idiot did. Second thing he did, that's insane. You
Speaker 1: never get a golf cart. What because you need to
Speaker 1: think about your next shot as you're walking up to it.
Speaker 1: That's not true. This is none of it. This is
Speaker 1: what my dad did to me. And I'm like, guess what, Dad,
Speaker 1: I hate this game. I'm never going to play it.
Speaker 1: Boom dead to me. You want to know what I
Speaker 1: did on golf courses my whole life. Two things. One,
Speaker 1: when it rained heavily, I would skimboard on the pedals
Speaker 1: and get chased by the rangers. And then the second
Speaker 1: thing I did was we would just hunt golf balls
Speaker 1: and then sell them in our backyard instead of a
Speaker 1: lemonade stand. Yeah, that makes sense. Those those are my
Speaker 1: only but anyway, so that golf has been around my life.
Speaker 1: My family all plays. Everybody plays. I I don't our
Speaker 1: kid is really necessary.
Speaker 2: I think it brings in sort of like a team
Speaker 2: element to it. I mean, I can't imagine carrying my
Speaker 2: bag for four days.
Speaker 1: It seems. That's what I take from it. It was
Speaker 1: like it's kind of laziness. It just yes.
Speaker 3: I mean I would totally dig a golf card go
Speaker 3: out by myself. But I think it.
Speaker 2: I think it helped pace of play. It just makes
Speaker 2: it go faster. I think it brings in a cool
Speaker 2: element to the game.
Speaker 1: Did you ever have a female caddy? Yeah? Always? I
Speaker 1: don't know, no, I did.
Speaker 3: I had some, I had two or three.
Speaker 1: Did they complain a lot, like why don't you carry
Speaker 1: it for a few holes? Yeah? Do any guys have
Speaker 1: female caddies? Yeah they do. Yeah.
Speaker 2: There was a very famous female caddy, Fanny Caddy for
Speaker 2: Nick Faldo. He was number one in the world for
Speaker 2: a long time.
Speaker 1: She's a legend. Golf is widely regarded as sometimes sexist, racist, elitist,
Speaker 1: all the ists. I agree. How much of that did
Speaker 1: you experience?
Speaker 2: You know, Funny grew up in Hawaii. Like the racist part,
Speaker 2: I didn't you know experience it at all because it's
Speaker 2: mostly Asians in Hawaii. It was a culture shock when
Speaker 2: I came to my first event. It was in North Carolina,
Speaker 2: went to Florida, lived in Florida for a bit and
Speaker 2: definitely experienced it there. But yeah, I mean, golf is
Speaker 2: definitely perceived to be elitist. It definitely has that element
Speaker 2: to it. But I think there's like a new wave
Speaker 2: of golf coming in that is really breaking all the stereotypes.
Speaker 2: You know, I just joined the ownership team for Los
Speaker 2: Angeles Golf Club. It's part of the new TGL League,
Speaker 2: which is like a new simulator technology driven golf league.
Speaker 2: You know, just not be part of a country club.
Speaker 2: I mean, I grew up on Ammunia public golf course, Like,
Speaker 2: I'm all about that. But yeah, there's it's definitely elitist.
Speaker 2: It's definitely can be all thes but I think golf
Speaker 2: is trying to break away from it.
Speaker 1: Oh the traveling, did you fly private? No? I play?
Speaker 1: I play female sports. I know. But you're worth a
Speaker 1: ton according to a celebrity networth. Is it over or
Speaker 1: under your actual worth? I don't even know what they said.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what they said
Speaker 1: without anybody knowing. Now, is it way over?
Speaker 3: It's pretty pretty good.
Speaker 1: Interesting, interesting, don't look at my paper. You know. Let's
Speaker 1: talk about equal pay. I was watching the US Open
Speaker 1: and they were just bragging and bragging about how the
Speaker 1: women's had the same prize money as the men for
Speaker 1: fifty years. They were celebrating. But there was a few
Speaker 1: people that's like, yes, but there was sponsorships that kind
Speaker 1: of made up the difference. So it wasn't like they
Speaker 1: weren't interesting. They weren't truly like that cutting edge. Now
Speaker 1: here's my thing with with who should get paid more?
Speaker 1: And then you tell me why I'm wrong. I always
Speaker 1: feel like, well, it's it's just based off of how
Speaker 1: much you draw. Is that wrong? It's true?
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, I mean I think with equal pay,
Speaker 2: I think it comes down to how much women's games
Speaker 2: are being broadcasted. People have to have the opportunity to
Speaker 2: be able to watch women's sports. I mean, look at
Speaker 2: that volleyball game where like ninety thousand people showed up
Speaker 2: for a women's volleyball game. They like sold out entire
Speaker 2: football stadium, you know, for golf, like let's say for
Speaker 2: a PGA Torven they get like over one hundred cameras there,
Speaker 2: you know, following every group. They have shot link. They
Speaker 2: can go to an app and see every single player
Speaker 2: on our tour, Like we have ten cameras maybe for
Speaker 2: the broadcast, right, you know, like the rounds seem longer,
Speaker 2: players seems slower. You're not cutting the people, obviously, Like
Speaker 2: when you watch the Difference, you're going to watch the
Speaker 2: men over the women a lot of times because of
Speaker 2: how it's made, the production value, it's so different. So
Speaker 2: then people are like, well, people don't watch women's sports,
Speaker 2: so you guys don't get paid as much. Was like, well,
Speaker 2: it's not given the same opportunity, Like you're not having
Speaker 2: jim nantz call women's golf.
Speaker 1: People will watch jim Nance. I mean he's great, but
Speaker 1: still I've heard the stories.
Speaker 2: If if he commentates on women's golf, people would watch.
Speaker 1: That's fair, you know, and like what you're what you're
Speaker 1: saying is you just need men to talk about women
Speaker 1: and then ratings and money will go up. I'm teasing.
Speaker 1: Obviously they're you're such a great point because I actually
Speaker 1: watch all the majors because of how visually beautiful it is.
Speaker 2: Exactly like we don't get any of that, Like our
Speaker 2: announcers aren't able to talk about any stats that we
Speaker 2: have because we don't have statistics. We just got strokes gained,
Speaker 2: which you'll have no idea what that is, and I
Speaker 2: don't have enough time to explain it because.
Speaker 1: I barely know what it is.
Speaker 2: But you we write the caddies write it down physically
Speaker 2: on a paper and then hand that in. Whereas you know,
Speaker 2: on the men they have shot link, they have every
Speaker 2: single information stats and that goes hand in hand with
Speaker 2: sports bettings. That's a law of the draw nowadays, you
Speaker 2: know we don't have that capability yet.
Speaker 1: Would you want to be like a commentator or are
Speaker 1: you I should I shouldn't.
Speaker 2: No. I tried it, but you have to travel way
Speaker 2: too much and I'm just not over traveling.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's my thing too. I would love to help
Speaker 1: the surfing you know, professional surfing circer and be like
Speaker 1: a commentator on there, but I like, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to these locations you commentate for golf. I don't want
Speaker 1: to do that either. Golf takes himself way too seriously
Speaker 1: and golf doesn't need my help, like that's their problem.
Speaker 3: No, I think we need we need comedians.
Speaker 2: I've been like, remember that time a Kevin hart and
Speaker 2: Snoop Dogg commentator for the Olympics.
Speaker 1: I think we knew that for golf. Well, I agree.
Speaker 1: I think if you have Kevin Harten's Noop Dogged Daniel Tosh,
Speaker 1: I mean, they would really be nervous because I would
Speaker 1: immediately like, you know, on Sunday at a big moment,
Speaker 1: is now a good time for us to talk about
Speaker 1: abortion and how important it is for women to have
Speaker 1: the right to choose? Can you imagine? No? I can't,
Speaker 1: but I would. I would think that would be fun.
Speaker 1: Do I want to jump into my live questions or no? Sure,
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I don't know what live
Speaker 1: is not really, but here here's how. Here's how I
Speaker 1: know enough when you had to pick a team or
Speaker 1: picks me to root for Tiger Woods or Phil Mickelson
Speaker 1: just as a casual fan of just hated Phil Mickelson.
Speaker 1: So that's how I start how easy it is for
Speaker 1: me to pick aside. Then this is how much I
Speaker 1: need to know about Live. Oh Saudi Arabia. Oh they've
Speaker 1: got a bad tracker with gay people. I'm out. If
Speaker 1: all I need is one person to tell me into
Speaker 1: Saudi Arabia is really good to gay people. Then I
Speaker 1: would be like, oh, okay, there's an argument I need
Speaker 1: to learn more, but I don't need to learn more.
Speaker 1: I'm like, ah, it's not for me. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean I think, you know, guys are getting paid
Speaker 2: so much, so I understand, you know their mindset.
Speaker 1: I mean they were getting generational wealth or did Phil
Speaker 1: Mickelson need generational wealth?
Speaker 2: I mean, I just well, for New Bras, I know,
Speaker 2: all right, but I mean my personal take, I mean
Speaker 2: I would never but I can sympathize and understand like
Speaker 2: my colleague's decisions. But I think the thing in general is,
Speaker 2: you know, I think, especially when it comes to women,
Speaker 2: it complicates things a whole lot more.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, here's like, this isn't even an issue. I
Speaker 1: know where I would stand on this. When I was
Speaker 1: a young stand up comedian and I was struggling, and
Speaker 1: I didn't really struggle, let's be clear, but I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I could pay my rent here in La in my
Speaker 1: studio apartment. Life was good. I was a comedian. I
Speaker 1: didn't have to work a real job. I would have
Speaker 1: friends like you got to go to Australia. We're making
Speaker 1: a killing down there, and I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: fucking want to fly all the way to Australia to
Speaker 1: make more money. I go, I'd rather I'd rather be
Speaker 1: less popular here, like you got guys, and I remember
Speaker 1: there's a crew comics. I know whatever Jim Gaffick. Do
Speaker 1: you know what Jim gaffickin is? He's a funny comedian.
Speaker 1: He doesn't. He once told me we were on the
Speaker 1: phone and he's like, he's like, why do I want
Speaker 1: to go overseas and do my jokes in front of
Speaker 1: people that don't laugh as hard? And I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: that's really funny. It's just so simple. What's the most
Speaker 1: annoying thing someone has yelled after you? At tea? Off?
Speaker 1: H Oh?
Speaker 2: There was a lot I would hate, like when I
Speaker 2: would hit a shot in Korea for some reason, like
Speaker 2: they go and like you would hear that, and I
Speaker 2: was like, Oh, that would just get under my skin
Speaker 2: so much, and you know, you hear people be like
Speaker 2: oh I could have done a better than that.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I just thought. I that I understand, But like,
Speaker 1: what about just the dumb people that always have to
Speaker 1: yell some line from a movie or something like that,
Speaker 1: like mash potato.
Speaker 2: There's mashed potatoes.
Speaker 1: Did people ever just yell we oh? That would have
Speaker 1: been fun? Yeah, oh yeah all the time. That's what
Speaker 1: I like.
Speaker 3: And it just breaks me back.
Speaker 1: To you didn't like that? No, I meant for hitting
Speaker 1: a shot though with the ball flight. Yeah, but then
Speaker 1: like good, yeah, what they do an elementary We's.
Speaker 3: A really hard last name to grow up with.
Speaker 1: Oh, just saying Tosh, it's pretty awesome if you're Jamaican.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know Peter Tosh. He was
Speaker 1: in Bob Marley's band. Okay, anyway, he was killed.
Speaker 3: Tosh is easier than we.
Speaker 1: I got. Everything was related, and then I got gay
Speaker 1: innumendos because I was I wasn't as tough as some
Speaker 1: of the other kids, so I it was more mainly
Speaker 1: in Florida too. It's just funny that you said that's
Speaker 1: when you're yeah, hatred of people started. He didn't say that.
Speaker 2: I implied it, yeah, but I got we we all
Speaker 2: the iterations of Wes.
Speaker 1: What's your home track? These days? Is that funny? Funny?
Speaker 1: It is obvious when somebody doesn't know what they're saying.
Speaker 1: Tries to talk golf Plingo. You were so confident with it.
Speaker 1: I tried to, but then you laughed, and then I
Speaker 1: was like, I better not say it.
Speaker 3: I flied ol Cab, which even if I say this,
Speaker 3: you're gonna be like, you're gonna act like you're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: we're el Cab Tarzan good.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I don't know anything about it. What's a
Speaker 1: cost to play golf? What's what's a what's around of golf? Play?
Speaker 1: Can you can't private course? What's a called a membership?
Speaker 1: There for a year cost? I have no idea. That's
Speaker 1: what I like to hear. Steph Curry showed nice shot
Speaker 1: where it was you guys recreate iconic golf shots? Which
Speaker 1: one did you do? We did all them? Oh? Are
Speaker 1: you on every episode of it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: We filmed it all in one day.
Speaker 1: I want to be on that show. It's I have
Speaker 1: three I want to do. No, No, I got a
Speaker 1: different famous golf shot. Which one? I want to do
Speaker 1: Elands through the I want to do Elands through the
Speaker 1: driver's side window. Did anyone do that shot yet? That's yours?
Speaker 3: That'd be your episode.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's yours. That's what I want. So if
Speaker 1: you can talk to anybody over there, let them know
Speaker 1: that I'm interested. I always give everybody that comes on
Speaker 1: the show a gift. I don't buy them something. I
Speaker 1: just take something from my house and give it to
Speaker 1: them because I don't want stuff in my house. Are
Speaker 1: you hard to shop for?
Speaker 3: I'm not a great gift giver.
Speaker 1: You're not a great gift giver. But what a gift receiver?
Speaker 2: I don't I'm not a gift to me. That's not
Speaker 2: the way I show love. I guess, so like I'm
Speaker 2: not like if someone doesn't give me a gift, I
Speaker 2: don't love you no, but like you know, like I
Speaker 2: just like when someone gives me, I'm like, oh, thank you,
Speaker 2: but like it doesn't.
Speaker 1: Like uh huh. So my manager, I only have had
Speaker 1: women run my career, my entire career, my manager, my agent.
Speaker 1: They know I like sweets.
Speaker 3: Oh I love sweets?
Speaker 1: Well, right, so they give me candy. Am I gonna
Speaker 1: give you a candy? Don't guess the gift and you
Speaker 1: ruin it? Something like that. So they got me a
Speaker 1: membership to like a Cookie of a month club. But
Speaker 1: my wife is just furious. She's like, you manager, you
Speaker 1: an agent. All they do is they buy you junk
Speaker 1: food and they're gonna kill you. So this morning when
Speaker 1: it came, she goes, my wife, just this is what
Speaker 1: my wife's screw. Give it to Michelle Wie. That's what
Speaker 1: that's what I heard this morning. Get that, Get that
Speaker 1: fucking box out of here, Give it to Michelle Wie.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, this is and I just love it.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is the world I live in.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, look it even comes in a cute bag
Speaker 1: every month.
Speaker 3: That's cute.
Speaker 1: So be kind spread joy. Oh and so yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: if you regifted, that's fine, but there's just a box
Speaker 1: of cookies for you.
Speaker 3: Really haven't opened it at all.
Speaker 1: No, no, don't even do it. Keep it rap nice
Speaker 1: the case you want to regift it, I'm going to
Speaker 1: eat it. You're not going to eat all of those
Speaker 1: You'll die.
Speaker 3: Like how many are there in here?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Probably it doesn't but they're so big
Speaker 1: and sick. I don't care. What are you hear butchering?
Speaker 1: Oh thanks, I'm not not gonna take it. And you
Speaker 1: know who's gonna be furious when she watches this is
Speaker 1: my wife. She'll be like, are you out of your mind?
Speaker 1: I told you not to eat anymore.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of cookies.
Speaker 1: First question, I ask all my guests, do you believe
Speaker 1: in ghosts? Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah? Do you know I believe in Yeah? Why
Speaker 2: not because I.
Speaker 1: Know why you believe in ghosts because you live in
Speaker 1: Hawaii where all of you guys are batshit crazy. Do
Speaker 1: you consider Hawaiians Asian? No? Pacific islander, Pacific islander, but
Speaker 1: you don't consider Pacific islanders Asian?
Speaker 3: No, I think it's no things. I mean Asian is
Speaker 3: the content.
Speaker 1: I know, but there's some of those. Now I wasn't sure,
Speaker 1: I'll be honest. Is that obvious? Was that an obvious question?
Speaker 1: I should have donely?
Speaker 2: Is obvious because they do group them together during like
Speaker 2: API month.
Speaker 1: When an athlete's performed a lot of times they'll say, uh,
Speaker 1: their country, Like they'll say America or do they say Usa?
Speaker 1: Probably say USA, But if they're from Hawaii, they'll give
Speaker 1: Hawaii separate. Really, I know they do it in surfing there,
Speaker 1: I say Hawaiian versus like USA if you're from California. Interesting,
Speaker 1: I'm always like, huh huh do you surf? No?
Speaker 3: I watched Blue Crush as a kid, and I was terrified.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well that movie's kind of that's a great
Speaker 1: meal bee though.
Speaker 2: It's not easy to learn how to surf in Hawaii,
Speaker 2: Like you know, there's a lot of reef.
Speaker 1: I know, but then there's waikiki if you want.
Speaker 3: To I know, but then I've My friend got hit
Speaker 3: in the face by a board.
Speaker 1: People get hit with golf balls all the time.
Speaker 3: This is true.
Speaker 1: Have you ever gotten a stinger? Yeah? Uh huh.
Speaker 2: I was literally standing in front of a person and
Speaker 2: he shanked it so hard it went perpendicular and hit
Speaker 2: me in the sham.
Speaker 1: Was that a professional?
Speaker 3: No, it was like a pro.
Speaker 2: And we do these things every week where we play
Speaker 2: with four amateurs and they're usually pretty bad.
Speaker 1: You know, my nephew, Mickey de Morett, he qualified in
Speaker 1: the US Open a coup four years ago. That's amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and his dad was the caddy, my brother
Speaker 1: in law, and his dad pointed at a ball. I
Speaker 1: told him that was his ball, and it wasn't. His
Speaker 1: ball cost him three strokes and a few positions on
Speaker 1: the leader board.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's not good.
Speaker 1: I know. We don't let him live it down. So
Speaker 1: he hasn't really, he hasn't found his groovy has all
Speaker 1: those Monday qualifiers.
Speaker 3: Okay, I blame It's a tough life.
Speaker 1: It's a tough life. I told him. It's not a
Speaker 1: tough life. It's a very tough life. I tell him.
Speaker 1: I'm like, just you won. I just it's kind of
Speaker 1: back to my one hundred and fiftieth of the one,
Speaker 1: like you won. You're not. You graduate from college, you
Speaker 1: travel around the country in Canada, and you do these
Speaker 1: Monday qualifiers and it's like you're twenty I don't know,
Speaker 1: holot he's twenty five years old or something. Who cares?
Speaker 1: You're not married, You have no bills.
Speaker 3: Time to do it.
Speaker 1: So much better and working.
Speaker 3: It's also true, but it's a grind.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's the right grind. I'm wiener cousins with
Speaker 1: a few pro golfers. Really, is that what it's called
Speaker 1: wiener cousins when you when you've dated somebody that now
Speaker 1: dates a golfer.
Speaker 3: Is that called brothers?
Speaker 1: No, first, so we don't use that term anymore. I
Speaker 1: don't think. We don't say eskimo anymore. No, I mean,
Speaker 1: unless we're right, we say inuits.
Speaker 3: But in brothers. Sorry, no, it doesn't actually cancel myself
Speaker 3: on No.
Speaker 1: You can't get canceled on this show, but I mean
Speaker 1: you could. You're thinking of something completely different.
Speaker 2: Well, she's right, Yeah, I'm completely right. There's two terms
Speaker 2: like cousins wiener. Cousins is way better, way better. To
Speaker 2: be honest with you, I got embarrassed just in a
Speaker 2: split second. I thought I had confused docking, which.
Speaker 1: Is not No dockings different dockings different. Now I don't
Speaker 1: even want to get into it. Unless you want me
Speaker 1: to explain it to you, then I will. But I
Speaker 1: don't want to. Thank you. Fine, I'll tell it to you.
Speaker 1: It's foreskin. I never mind.
Speaker 2: I don't want to have you ever thought about how
Speaker 2: your show would be perceived if you did it?
Speaker 1: Now, I think it'd be I'd be a huge hit.
Speaker 1: What are you implying?
Speaker 3: I was like, thank you.
Speaker 2: I was like, you know, you watch Chapelle your show,
Speaker 2: and it's like, can you imagine?
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think. I always feel like, even
Speaker 1: if you hold it up to a microscope, I side
Speaker 1: on the right side of most issues. Even if it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's really tone in lines. At least that's about I
Speaker 1: try to justify it in my head. All right, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get back to you. Do you get drug tested?
Speaker 1: I have it all the time.
Speaker 2: Well not anymore for what everything. They're all banned literally everything,
Speaker 2: Like you take the wrong cough medicine and.
Speaker 1: You're screwed, so you can't like hang out with rappers
Speaker 1: and no, the Purple Ray, that's that's horrible. Did you
Speaker 1: ever fail a drug test in your life?
Speaker 3: No, I would like dream about failing that.
Speaker 2: Like, you know, there's a lot of times like you
Speaker 2: take stuff for a cold or whatnot, like people, you know,
Speaker 2: doctors prescribe you antibiotic like you don't like of.
Speaker 1: Course, no one looks yeah, and then it's happened.
Speaker 2: It's happened recently where a guy took an over the
Speaker 2: counter a cough medicine in like an Asian country and muse,
Speaker 2: you know, like you go over and you get sick,
Speaker 2: they give you something. The doctors you know, you don't
Speaker 2: speak their language, and then all of a sudden, it's just.
Speaker 1: Like that's why you take Korean on Saturdays exact, so
Speaker 1: you don't get popped. I know, I never understand the
Speaker 1: drug testings. I just ugh. I used to always say
Speaker 1: I had a joke that you say, I want the
Speaker 1: greatest athletes that science can create. Let's dope them all.
Speaker 1: So create that league. Yes, thank you. That fuck live
Speaker 1: in their dirty money. I want a league of just steroids.
Speaker 1: I don't whatever. Well, we'll have some doctors that oversee
Speaker 1: to make sure we're doing it in a healthy manner.
Speaker 1: But let's go ahead. This is juice. See what happens.
Speaker 1: Could you play around a golf of somebody's screaming in
Speaker 1: your backstroke? Sure you could. Yeah, that's I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: that my league. Two things, you can scream in people's
Speaker 1: backstroke if it's funny, and if they're doped up, and
Speaker 1: you're allowed to do steroids, and and if you're to
Speaker 1: get in, you have to you have to be pro
Speaker 1: choice to watch the event.
Speaker 3: What does that get crypt in with big doped in?
Speaker 1: No, no, no dope is the athletes. The I'm saying
Speaker 1: that the patrons. The patrons have to be pro choice.
Speaker 1: This is a very this is a small league. It's
Speaker 1: a very niche. It's very niche. You're married to Johnny West,
Speaker 1: Jerry West's son. Now. Jerry West recently was real up
Speaker 1: in arms about how he was portrayed on the show
Speaker 1: and guess what this is who I am? And I
Speaker 1: don't even know the name of the show, Playing Time,
Speaker 1: Winning Time, Winning Winning Time, Sorry, playing Time. That would
Speaker 1: be my version where I just wanted to get in
Speaker 1: the game. Coach. He got upset. He got upset by
Speaker 1: how he was portrayed.
Speaker 3: Y'all were upset.
Speaker 2: I mean it wasn't even we all mean a family. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the family was upset.
Speaker 1: So you guys hate watched it or something. I mean.
Speaker 2: Some members of the family did, just to keep track
Speaker 2: the lawsuit.
Speaker 1: Going, you know, oh okay, and it was that serious geez.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I was portrayed as a drunk, portrayed
Speaker 2: as a rage aholic.
Speaker 1: Was it for comedic effect? I think it was for
Speaker 1: dramatic effect?
Speaker 2: But you know, it's just if you're going to do that,
Speaker 2: just use another name, like, you know, because people are
Speaker 2: watching that actually believing that's who you are. You know,
Speaker 2: and it's not fair well.
Speaker 1: I mean, in fairness, I know very much who he
Speaker 1: is and this didn't even pop on my radar. Do
Speaker 1: you call Jerry West dad?
Speaker 3: No, you know, dad?
Speaker 1: You call your in law's mom and dad. I do
Speaker 1: because I think it's funny and also because my wife's
Speaker 1: a lot younger than me, and they're not that much
Speaker 1: older than me, So I think it's funny to call
Speaker 1: him daddy and mommy.
Speaker 3: The whole thanks I would love to go to Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: You're married to somebody very famous in sports, you know,
Speaker 1: the sports family, basketball family, and your six feet tall?
Speaker 1: Is your daughter already? What percentile in her height is
Speaker 1: she ninety fifth? Is she? Yeah? Are you going to
Speaker 1: pressure your kid to play golf or rebuild the Lakers dynasty? Yeah?
Speaker 2: You know, it's funny, Like I always like think, now,
Speaker 2: like what's the right amount of push do you want
Speaker 2: to motivate them to like have a dream and whatnot?
Speaker 2: And I think my my my strategy right now is
Speaker 2: just to have her try everything and see what she likes.
Speaker 2: And it's funny because you know, obviously I played and
Speaker 2: then brought it on tour, but when she was a
Speaker 2: baby baby, but then I hosted an LPJ tournament. Now
Speaker 2: she came for the whole week, She saw me play
Speaker 2: at pebble from my last tournament and then now she
Speaker 2: like is obsessed with golf. So it's funny, it's funny
Speaker 2: how that works. She loves she was really into So
Speaker 2: we'll see.
Speaker 1: How much screen time do you let her have every day?
Speaker 1: Not a lot.
Speaker 3: But also I'm not like super strict with it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just saying golf is so fucking long.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think twelve holes is the right amount of golf.
Speaker 1: That's that's my issue with golf too. If I wanted
Speaker 1: to get into it. Who's got four and a half hours?
Speaker 3: No one, And that's just rude to your partner who's
Speaker 3: launching is.
Speaker 1: Is your husband wealthy too? You the breadwinner? Do you
Speaker 1: got you? You don't have a scoreboard up in the
Speaker 1: house leader board? Yes, the weekly all weekly? Oh man,
Speaker 1: I really put the pressure on you. You guys got a prenup?
Speaker 1: We actually do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was just basically saying that everything's gonna
Speaker 3: be split in house.
Speaker 1: I don't know why we put Oh no, wait now,
Speaker 1: our prenup is rock solid. I wanted to my wife's
Speaker 1: vetoed this. I wanted to get it leather bound and
Speaker 1: put as a coffee table book. Oh, just because I
Speaker 1: thought when guests come over to like, if they saw it,
Speaker 1: they be are you guys insane? Is that really? I'm like, yeah, yea,
Speaker 1: it's our preop, go ahead, page through it. How long
Speaker 1: was your pren hunt? It's long, her lawyer told her,
Speaker 1: I have to let you know I cannot, in good
Speaker 1: faith recommend that you sign this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, how close to the wedding did you sign it?
Speaker 1: I mean twenty four hours, no, thirty minutes before. I think,
Speaker 1: I think, well, well before, but now we're almost past
Speaker 1: the point where it matters in California. We've been together
Speaker 1: too long. I know they're going to get They're going.
Speaker 3: To get me, they're going to get you. They would
Speaker 3: get everyone.
Speaker 1: But hopefully she gets Like now she's kind of starting to,
Speaker 1: you know, get motivated. Motivated. It wasn't the right way.
Speaker 1: She works hard, just just don't get paid as well,
Speaker 1: and that's got to change. You keep your finances separate
Speaker 1: from your husband. No, we do it together. I don't
Speaker 1: like that at all. Starting I'm starting to worry about things.
Speaker 1: I'm going to page through that prenup years fifty to fifty,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Michelle, thank you very much for taking
Speaker 1: time out to come listen to my nonsense. Thank you.
Speaker 3: There were some interesting segues in there, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: I'm not very good at this. Pasha well, Carl, that
Speaker 1: does it. I want to thank Michelle Wee for being
Speaker 1: on the show. She's a incredible athlete, great mom, and
Speaker 1: a fun guest. And I also like that she explained
Speaker 1: something to me about why watching female golf wasn't as entertaining,
Speaker 1: and it just made sense, Like the whole thing. It
Speaker 1: just clicked in my head. I'm like, that's I never
Speaker 1: looked at it from that perspective, having all the better cameras,
Speaker 1: all that stuff. It adds up. That's why I view
Speaker 1: female tennis the same as male tennis, because they're they're
Speaker 1: getting the same treatment getting You're getting the same product
Speaker 1: when you watch it on television, and it's not fair.
Speaker 1: And in the other sports, ah, it makes sense. You
Speaker 1: put your head down. It's a late night. Some plugs. Oh,
Speaker 1: you know who wanted me to plug? They're not going
Speaker 1: to spend any money. But Todd Glass he had a
Speaker 1: new project that he's doing. He wanted to plug it,
Speaker 1: and I said, I don't have no interest, but I'll
Speaker 1: let him. I'll call him and if he answers, he
Speaker 1: can plug it himself. This will be the shortest conversation
Speaker 1: that I've ever had with Todd Hey Todd. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: comedian Daniel Tosh. Yeah. Hey, I hear you have a
Speaker 1: new project in New York City, and I wanted to
Speaker 1: give you thirty seconds of free airtime to plug whatever
Speaker 1: you need. I've been doing this.
Speaker 4: Show for a long time, in touring with it, and
Speaker 4: now i'd like to do New York run. It's not
Speaker 4: only a stand up show, but it's you know, it's
Speaker 4: what happens in the street before the door's open. There's
Speaker 4: someone playing outside. After the show, there's an ice cream truck.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: It's a real experience and you need money? Yes, how much?
Speaker 1: How much? Can I just write one check for the
Speaker 1: whole thing? What do I need to cut?
Speaker 4: I'm always embarrassed to tell you because we're looking for
Speaker 4: about one fifteen.
Speaker 1: I'll give you one hundred and fifty dollars Todd. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: Old Daniels sleep, Thank you, goodbye, Todd. I love you.
Speaker 4: You're not playing this though, are you?
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Speaker 1: I got new tour dates. Fresno selling like hotcakes if
Speaker 1: you had hotcakes the day before and You're like, Eh,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can do any more hotcakes.
Speaker 1: Let's go Fresno, buy more tickets. Uh whatever, come see me,
Speaker 1: you stand up. I'm so much better live than I
Speaker 1: am in this form anything else. Oh, my son his
Speaker 1: bedtime stories that were recorded when he was three years old,
Speaker 1: got a new one. See you next week.
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Speaker 5: but they were not just any kind of poky pine.
Speaker 5: This was a mean poky pine. But all the pine
Speaker 5: wanted to do. They were so mean because they did
Speaker 5: all they got was hit. They did, didn't needn't did
Speaker 5: to do anything every time they got lapped, and all
Speaker 5: were to post in that hot bye. They wasn't just
Speaker 5: any kind of poky pine. They were a big big
Speaker 5: sack suzz sauce pokey pokey pie.
Speaker 1: Byek.
Speaker 5: Then somebody said, hey, back there and me, and that's
Speaker 5: why that's what he was. He wasn't a poky pine.
Speaker 5: He was here muscl He wasn't a poky pine one
Speaker 5: of those other ones that are similar with the poky pie.
Speaker 5: Buddy a hedgehog, and there was a head trag. Then
Speaker 5: the headshot called chat, hey, are you a poky pine,
Speaker 5: and and the poky line said, yes, I'm a pooky
Speaker 5: pine and what is your name? And then and the
Speaker 5: poky's pine said, my name is pook behind name and
Speaker 5: I'm named by Henry and and and Henry said.
Speaker 1: To the put to the.
Speaker 5: What had Troy, what's your name? And he said he
Speaker 5: was his name was so way that I don't remember.
Speaker 5: And then he said my name is Seattle and see
Speaker 5: and the poe and the pokey side said what and
Speaker 5: he the pogese mine said that about the name. Okay,
Speaker 5: my name is pine and and he totally make up
Speaker 5: any names. But then something happened Wayne and poll we
Speaker 5: the old man is so ween, that's who came.
Speaker 1: What came.
Speaker 5: Entruments and they were saying it's way and the poony
Speaker 5: o man, he's on he in the bell. He bumped
Speaker 5: his head and twidding it up in the moning that
Speaker 5: what they were singing. And one person said, come to
Speaker 5: the doctor. And that's what they told on when they
Speaker 5: when they got into the doctor. I'll tell you what
Speaker 5: they told on when they got into the doctor. I'll
Speaker 5: tell you doctor the doctor did me the news had
Speaker 5: a bad case and loving you. They that's what they
Speaker 5: told on.
Speaker 1: Is that it.
Speaker 5: Nope, this is a very lunch soul. This is a
Speaker 5: soyer thoughts all the way until it the moning they
Speaker 5: was telling the so it is then a bed in here.
Speaker 1: Okay, finish it up the end