WEBVTT - My First Major Golf Champion - Michelle Wie West 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:03.560 Hey guys, just a quick reminder to please rate this show. 0:00:03.920 --> 0:00:06.680 It's the least you can do for all the hard 0:00:06.760 --> 0:00:09.440 work that I do. You just have to rate the show. 0:00:09.720 --> 0:00:12.600 I don't even know who you are. Thank you. What's 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:16.360 the most annoying thing someone has yelled after you? At 0:00:16.440 --> 0:00:16.959 tea off? 0:00:17.079 --> 0:00:20.040 I would hate, like what I would hit a shot 0:00:20.160 --> 0:00:23.880 in Korea for some reason, like they go and like 0:00:23.920 --> 0:00:26.079 you would hear that? And I was like, oh, that 0:00:26.120 --> 0:00:28.560 would just get under my skin so much. 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:32.479 Did people ever just yell wee oh that would have 0:00:32.479 --> 0:00:32.800 been fun? 0:00:32.840 --> 0:00:36.520 Oh yeah, Tashha. 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:51.000 Tosh show. Good evening everyone. I'm your host, Daniel Tosh. Eddie, Daniel, 0:00:51.280 --> 0:00:54.680 guess what kind of mood I'm in? Good mood for 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:59.280 you make a real guess, Eddie, bad mood? Fuming? Fuming? 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:03.280 Do you mean? Why am I fuming? I'll tell you why, Eddie, 0:01:03.680 --> 0:01:06.160 because I'm not supposed to be here and I know 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:13.400 people love to hear sexy rich men complain. So here 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:22.560 goes Okay, I shoot this in the afternoon. Okay, and 0:01:22.680 --> 0:01:27.240 then on the way home, there's a mud slide on 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:32.400 the PCH Highway, traffic down to one lane, both directions 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:36.440 gridlocked for miles. I got to get home. I need 0:01:36.480 --> 0:01:40.640 to see my family, just sitting there falling asleep at 0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:46.440 the wheel, not trusting the self driving mechanism. Hey, I 0:01:46.480 --> 0:01:49.760 get a few minutes in here and there, I get home. 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:56.720 I get a call from John here, the producer. I 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:59.960 don't answer. That's forty five minutes. I'll never fucking get 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:02.440 back if I answer. I let that go to voicebow. 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:05.880 Then an immediate text, Hey, I just want to go 0:02:05.920 --> 0:02:10.840 over some audio issues. Oh fuck, here we go. Time 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:14.880 to call him back. Sure as shit. All the work 0:02:14.880 --> 0:02:17.160 that we did earlier in the day, he's like, is 0:02:17.240 --> 0:02:17.560 for not. 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:23.280 Oh. 0:02:23.440 --> 0:02:26.760 You know, doing a podcast is so fun because you 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:29.680 have such a small group of people. Normally, like if 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:34.959 I'm on a television show and someone fucks up, it's 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:38.520 like who did it? And like fifteen people say it 0:02:38.560 --> 0:02:42.360 was twenty other people. You know, you never get satisfaction. 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:47.480 But on a podcast, it's like, I'm like, who fucked up? 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:52.880 And he's like, Dylan, It's just we just we just 0:02:53.120 --> 0:03:00.840 know right away it's fucking Dylan's fault. It's clear Dylan. 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:04.000 It's Dylan. So then they're like, well, let's we're gonna 0:03:04.040 --> 0:03:06.639 have to rerecord I'm like, God, I'm coming back right now. 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:10.200 Put my kids down to bed, just get in my car. 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:14.720 Don't have enough electricity to get here, that's okay. Put 0:03:14.720 --> 0:03:17.520 an eco mode not as fun, and here we are. 0:03:17.560 --> 0:03:20.280 So now I'm rerecording and that's why I'm fuming. And 0:03:20.320 --> 0:03:23.519 you say, well, well, get over it. You know that's 0:03:23.760 --> 0:03:27.200 a tiny thing in the scheme of things. Oh really, 0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:31.959 you don't think this could Butterfly effect into my kid 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:38.440 not getting into college or worse, dying and me missing 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:41.080 it Like it could have been there. I could have 0:03:41.080 --> 0:03:44.440 heard his last words, Way to go, Dylan, Way to go, Dylan, 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:48.680 you killed my son. I don't even like to joke 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:50.960 about that. Now you're saying, well, it could Butterfly effect 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:53.320 the other direction, and he could become one of the 0:03:53.360 --> 0:04:00.000 greatest inventors of our generation because of this one huge 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:04.960 fuck up. Let's get going. Hey, let's do this segment 0:04:05.240 --> 0:04:10.560 Hello from Tosh Show. That's where I single out a 0:04:10.680 --> 0:04:16.120 subscriber and give him a personal Hello. This one is 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:21.600 from Tyler. He's listening in Toronto. It doesn't say Toronto, Canada. 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:24.159 I don't know other other Toronto's. There's gotta be there's 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:28.440 gotta be like anytime you're in like Kansas or Kentucky, 0:04:28.480 --> 0:04:31.880 there's always like a dumb Oh we got a London 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:36.280 Kentucky m h. Anyway, he's from Toronto. He used to 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:38.719 watch Tosh point zero with his dad. His dad isn't 0:04:38.720 --> 0:04:42.200 around anymore, but Tyler likes to think he would enjoy 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:44.719 the podcast too. Well. I got news for you, Tyler. 0:04:45.360 --> 0:04:47.719 There's a good chance he wouldn't like it, because what 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:53.480 I've found is this show is very hit and miss. 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:56.680 Some weeks a lot of people like it, and then 0:04:56.760 --> 0:05:05.479 other weeks people are real home a fe oh eddie. Yes, 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:07.640 you haven't even asked why I'm dressed like an idiot. 0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:10.200 I mean, is it trying day already? I didn't want 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:11.760 to get into him. If you're in the middle of 0:05:12.120 --> 0:05:14.240 some kind of a project, you thought I was. You 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:16.520 thought I was playing poker with the boys back of 0:05:16.560 --> 0:05:20.000 the house. No, no, no, this is not my poker outfit. 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:25.240 Masters O the Master's Golf. This is my golf attire. 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:30.680 Oh the Masters? Can we still call it the Masters? 0:05:30.680 --> 0:05:33.000 It's it seems outdated. I think we should go with 0:05:33.400 --> 0:05:39.119 uh the uh Primaries. I hear you got a video 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:42.400 for me oh I got a video golf video? Yep, Hey, 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:43.680 why don't you tee it up? 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:44.280 All right? 0:05:45.279 --> 0:06:03.760 Hey, all right, I've been in the biz. Crikey. Those 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:06.240 blokes down under sure do know how to have a 0:06:06.279 --> 0:06:09.360 write good time with their mates after a few grogs. 0:06:09.880 --> 0:06:12.200 I don't even know if this video is Australian, could 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:15.920 be New Zealand. Oh man, New Zealand. They always get 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:19.119 the short end of the shaft. Did you notice that video? 0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:22.920 Not a single black person or a woman in that 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:26.159 clubhouse either. Things just don't change. Do you like golf? 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:30.479 Do you watch it? Eddie happy Gilmore, Happy Gilmore? Yeah, 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:32.839 I'm not gonna turn it if it's on. I grew 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:34.839 up on a public golf course. I lived on a 0:06:34.880 --> 0:06:37.800 par five anyway. One day I took my dad's drive 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:41.840 route and I Happy Gilmour did like, took a running 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:45.920 start and swung and the head sailed off of it. 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:49.880 I just snapped. The head probably went sixty yards. And 0:06:49.920 --> 0:06:52.800 I lied to my father. I told him I don't know, 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:57.120 I just hit it weird and it snapped like. I 0:06:57.160 --> 0:06:59.039 couldn't tell them that I was clowning around on the 0:06:59.040 --> 0:07:02.200 golf course, because that's that's something you don't do. You 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:05.400 don't clown around on the golf course. But Adam Sander, 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:09.000 Adam Sandler, he had, he had infiltrated me. Did you 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:11.120 ever fess up to it? No? This was it, This 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:15.200 was a fessa. This is great. I was pretty proud 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:19.080 of myself. Solid contact anyway, So you don't watch up. 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:21.680 I love golf, I don't actually love it. I find 0:07:21.720 --> 0:07:24.520 it a bit time consuming and takes itself way too seriously. 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:26.680 And don't even get me started on how sexist the 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:29.440 sport is. But that's why I wanted to sit down 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:43.120 and interview my favorite former pro golfer, Enjoy four Pasha, 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:46.960 my guest today is a literal child prodigy. She's like 0:07:47.080 --> 0:07:50.920 Mozart if Mozart was an Asian female who played golf 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:55.200 instead of piano, violin, horn, flute, harp, obo. Please welcome 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:57.360 Michelle Wee. That was in it. I did that now 0:07:57.560 --> 0:08:00.119 the golf whisper voice. Oh got it? 0:08:00.440 --> 0:08:01.880 Yeah, that's good. 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:05.960 And do you play any instruments? Piano? Sucked at it? Okay, 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:08.640 you sucked, that's good. Yeah. You grew up in Hawaii 0:08:09.160 --> 0:08:13.120 a wahuu. I did the worst of the islands. Agreed. 0:08:13.560 --> 0:08:17.440 No, absolutely not you serious, that's offensive? 0:08:17.760 --> 0:08:18.640 No are you? 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:21.120 Okay? Wait wait, I need to know, though, where did 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:22.760 you stay when you were in o Wahu? 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:26.000 Well, I I dated a girl from for a long time, 0:08:26.480 --> 0:08:28.840 so like, so I would always spend time there. 0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:30.960 Okay, And I'm souch part of the island. 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:32.319 Though, I mean I had spent tons of time in 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:33.319 the north Shore stuff. 0:08:33.480 --> 0:08:36.240 Okay, yeah, I was scared you're gonna say you stayed 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:36.960 in Waikiki. 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:40.280 No, no, no, I mean I get Honolulu fine, but 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:41.840 in general, the whole island. 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:46.360 It's great because you get the option to go out 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:48.600 get great food, great shopping, but you also can so 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:51.920 to the waterfalls and surfing and all that other stuff. 0:08:51.960 --> 0:08:54.480 Do you speak pigeon, Yeah, you do. 0:08:56.000 --> 0:08:58.880 It comes out when I'm home. Like when I first 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:01.760 came to the mainland, people were like, what is she say? 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:09.920 Just talking story? Oh? Or are the stereotypes true about 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:14.560 how much pressure immigrant parents put on American kids to succeed? 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:17.160 You know, I don't think it's the parents that put 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:19.520 the pressure. I think it's like the child puts the 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:23.479 pressure on themselves. Like I don't know for me, Like I'm. 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:25.280 Only talking for you. Yeah, yeah, there wasn't tons of 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:26.120 pressure on you? 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:28.760 No, I mean I think they just wanted me to 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:30.920 experience a lot of things. They like literally put me 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:35.280 in everything right, like you know, put me in soccer, baseball, gymnastics, swimming, 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:38.240 ballet like you know, I was in everything. But that's 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:41.000 pressure too, I guess, yes, and no, I didn't feel 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:43.199 it that way. I wanted to be great like ever 0:09:43.240 --> 0:09:44.720 since I was little, Like I put a lot of 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:46.880 pressure on myself, like I wanted to be a professional 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:49.080 athlete since I could ever remember, Well. 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:50.600 I did too, But I didn't want to put the 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:51.040 work in. 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:53.800 And I am that my parents helped me to put 0:09:53.800 --> 0:09:55.640 the work in. But I think you know I made 0:09:55.640 --> 0:09:58.040 you No, I mean there are times yes made me 0:09:58.120 --> 0:09:59.640 that made me go to Korean school. I didn't want 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:01.080 to go to Korea in school on Saturday? 0:10:01.320 --> 0:10:02.240 What's Korean school? 0:10:02.360 --> 0:10:02.440 Like? 0:10:02.600 --> 0:10:04.920 It's awful, It's really boring. You get to school on 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:07.440 like nine am on Saturday and you're there all day. 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:11.800 Your family's originally from South Korea. What made them decide 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:12.680 to move to America? 0:10:13.120 --> 0:10:15.880 My dad wanted to be a professor, so he came 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:19.160 got his PhD at U Penn and then got a 0:10:19.200 --> 0:10:21.040 teaching job at Uh. 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:24.079 Your mother golfed, your father didn't. Yeah, my mom taught. 0:10:24.080 --> 0:10:25.680 My dad does he play now? 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:28.200 Not anymore. I think they're trying to get back into it. 0:10:28.240 --> 0:10:31.880 I just got them into pickleball. I love pickleb I 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:36.840 know same. My mom's good. She's pretty ruthless. She slams everything. 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:39.480 Not gonna middle to slam. And if I'm just constantly dincing, 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:40.719 you just. 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:43.000 Wanted to say the word did get uh huh? 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:45.720 It's so stupid. The terms are so stupid. 0:10:45.840 --> 0:10:48.640 I know how tall your parents My dad six to two, 0:10:48.679 --> 0:10:50.520 my mom's five seven, very tall. 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:54.240 For for what for Koreans? Why did you go to 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:55.079 college anyway? 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:58.160 After I really wanted to go to college. And plus, 0:10:58.200 --> 0:10:59.880 like when I turned pro when I was sixteen, my 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:01.160 parents were like, you have to. 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:03.959 Go to college. So see that that might be the 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:07.160 requisite immigrant parent pressure that I was talking about. 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:09.360 Yeah, but it's also I think the reason why they 0:11:09.360 --> 0:11:11.680 did it was for that to me to have a 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:12.440 normal life. 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:16.120 I mean, I was your normal life going great action, 0:11:17.040 --> 0:11:19.040 that is the normal about your life. 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:21.480 There were so many things that are normal in my life. 0:11:21.640 --> 0:11:23.640 I mean I I mean I my parents had an 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:26.400 opportunity to take me to IMG Academy you know about 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:29.319 it in Florida. I mean they were like, oh, you're 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:30.720 not going to have a normal life there, and they 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:32.840 kept me. In my high school, I had normal friends. 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:34.079 For the most part. 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:35.920 I was pretty normal and then went to college. 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:38.160 What was your backup school when you applied to Stanford? 0:11:39.480 --> 0:11:42.240 You c l a USC and I didn't even open 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:43.160 the envelope. 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:44.360 You serious? 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:45.880 Stanford was my dream. 0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:48.920 My dad didn't get in Stanford, so I wanted to 0:11:49.080 --> 0:11:50.720 prove to him that I was smarter than. 0:11:51.000 --> 0:11:53.079 Oh okay, I thought you were like going to rub 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:55.560 it in Stanford's face, like you you messed up with 0:11:55.559 --> 0:11:55.960 my friend. 0:11:56.080 --> 0:11:59.080 Oh no, no, I'm rubbing it in I still do 0:11:59.400 --> 0:12:00.160 to this day. 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:03.559 By the way, everyone talks about like you're the youngest, 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:07.360 you know whatever, youngest to qualify youngest with all that stuff. 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:10.480 You know, it would be great though, now because are 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:13.280 you do you say you're retired or no? Yeah? Oh yeah. 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:17.160 I have a problem with that too. Here's why I 0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:20.920 have a problem with it, because like, just okay, just 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:21.520 stop playing. 0:12:21.960 --> 0:12:22.200 Huh. 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:24.080 You don't have to say you're retired. What if there 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:26.680 was just like one tournament a year that you love 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:29.800 to play, and like, I'm sure you could qualify for 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:31.880 it if you wanted to, or at least try or 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:34.680 get an exemption whatever. Why not just be like, yeah, 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:35.920 and I don't feel like doing it this year, so 0:12:35.920 --> 0:12:37.320 I'm not going to do it this year. Why does 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:39.360 it have to be a formal announcement of retirement in 0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:40.760 any profession? 0:12:41.040 --> 0:12:43.400 So for me, it's because everyone just kept asking me 0:12:43.640 --> 0:12:45.280 when you're coming back, when you're coming back, when you're 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:47.280 coming back, and I just like I'm done, okay, and 0:12:47.280 --> 0:12:49.360 they're like, oh but no really, So like I felt 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:52.040 like announcing it. People now believe me kind of like 0:12:52.120 --> 0:12:54.600 leave me alone, don't ask me if I want to play. 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:56.200 But now they're asking me if I want to play 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:59.360 in a senior's tour, which is rude because I'm thirty. 0:12:59.080 --> 0:13:01.560 Four years old. That's very rude. 0:13:01.960 --> 0:13:04.560 Like, Okay, now I was the youngest to do all 0:13:04.559 --> 0:13:06.360 this stuff. Now that are you playing at the seniors tour? 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:06.560 Well? 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:08.400 No, so here's what you could be the youngest to 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:09.600 play the seniors. 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:12.800 You're the youngest, all these titles for the youngest or whatever. 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:15.280 I think that would be amazing. Though, if you said 0:13:15.720 --> 0:13:18.320 stayed retired for whatever, however long you went, and then 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:22.240 wait till you're like eighty five ninety and then try 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:24.840 to be the oldest so you can have both titles. 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:27.920 That would be amazing. My body would break in half. No, 0:13:28.120 --> 0:13:30.560 you're fine. Medicine is going to be amazing. You know, 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:34.040 you're probably healthy. I think there's no issue here. 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:35.000 Okay, we'll see. 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:37.400 I never understand, like, like golf is a good when 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:40.560 tennis is the same word. It's like you're ranked third 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:44.040 in the world or you're you know, one hundred and fiftieth. 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:46.880 I think all of that stuff is like I would 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:49.320 just keep going forever. If I was like one hundred 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:51.280 and fiftieth in the world, but I used to be third, 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:54.240 I'd be like, yeah, but that's still amazing. I'm one 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:57.920 hundred and fiftieth out of something that millions of people do. 0:13:58.280 --> 0:13:59.880 I don't know, when you play, you don't think of 0:13:59.840 --> 0:14:02.720 it that way. When you're one hundred and fiftieth, it sucks. 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:06.760 Okay, that's insanity that there's only one hundred and forty 0:14:06.840 --> 0:14:09.520 eight people better than you at something. Golf is so 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:14.520 pure in your leaderboard, just being who made the most money. Yeah, 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:15.720 I wish all sports were like that. 0:14:15.960 --> 0:14:16.800 But like, it's pretty. 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:18.960 I mean, it's fun because it all comes down to 0:14:19.000 --> 0:14:20.960 you and it's just a matter of how you play. 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:22.960 It's stressful, though, I mean because if you don't make 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:25.160 it past Friday, you make zero dollars and you're in 0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:25.600 the negative. 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:28.560 You made you say you make zero dollars. But you know, 0:14:29.080 --> 0:14:31.720 something tells me the Swoosh check doesn't care if you 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:34.600 made it past Friday. I think they care. Well, Ma, 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:36.960 they care, of course, but you don't know. 0:14:37.080 --> 0:14:39.320 I mean, I had it lucky, but yeah, it is stressful. 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:42.520 Well sure, I know, Okay, fine, you're lucky, but you 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:45.640 earned it and you were sellable and it was it 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:49.280 was fun. There's a reason that Nike pays you. You want 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:50.720 to know why, because it works. 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:53.480 Yeah, people care more about what Kim Kardashian has to 0:14:53.480 --> 0:14:55.200 say than our president. 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:57.480 Nobody cares what Kim has to say. We just want 0:14:57.520 --> 0:15:01.080 to look at her butt. I do find her show fascinating. 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:03.720 It used to bother me when people would say about 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:06.400 Kim Kardashian or the Kardashian like, what do they do? 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:08.920 They don't do anything. It's like they film a show. 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:12.200 There's cameras in their face all day long, Like that'sh hard. 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:15.840 Yeah yeah, I mean they are their machines. 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:18.840 The makeup and the hair alone, Like sitting there, somebody 0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:22.920 touches my face that long. Oh no, I don't. I 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:25.080 don't like it either. Would you do a reality show? 0:15:25.640 --> 0:15:28.480 No, I can't do cameras in my face. 0:15:28.640 --> 0:15:31.280 What if they're just like hidden throughout your house, that'd 0:15:31.280 --> 0:15:35.560 be terrifying. Webcams remember back in the dial up day? 0:15:36.800 --> 0:15:38.560 Did you ever log into one of those houses? 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:41.960 What was that weird internet website where you can go 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:43.840 on and like you can see random people? 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:44.760 Is something Rolette? 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:45.840 Yeah? 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:46.400 Chat relate? 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:49.120 That was just just chances to see penises. It's like 0:15:49.240 --> 0:15:52.720 every every eighth person was a penis. Let's I forgot 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:56.280 about that. I was like, all right, put it anyway, 0:15:56.440 --> 0:15:58.320 just click off as fast as you can. The guys 0:15:58.320 --> 0:16:02.400 just sitting there danging it by the camera. That was 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:04.200 no good. Do you actually like golf? 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:05.080 Yeah? 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:08.760 I do? Like today? Yeah? Is it easier at thirteen 0:16:09.000 --> 0:16:12.560 to block out the noise or thirty thirteen? 0:16:12.600 --> 0:16:15.520 And we had no Twitter, Instagram, Facebook? So when I 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:17.880 play and when I played in PJ Tour events, I 0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:20.000 didn't have to post about it on social media, and like, 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:23.480 you know, see all that. You know, if you didn't 0:16:23.480 --> 0:16:25.600 have the AOL dial up in Google, I mean, I 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:26.520 don't think Google is. 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:30.640 Even around love when you were Yeah, Google, you're still young. 0:16:30.920 --> 0:16:33.560 I had dial up barely for a week. 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:37.440 Oh my god, I had to I had the floppy 0:16:37.480 --> 0:16:40.200 disk wire thirty four. 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:41.800 Yeah, all right, do. 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:42.880 You know when Google started? 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:43.960 Do I know? How? 0:16:44.640 --> 0:16:46.800 Do you know what the first year Google was born? No, 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:48.080 two thousand and two. 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:54.360 So yeah, here's my stance on golf. I've been around 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:57.080 the game my entire life. We've always had a home 0:16:57.160 --> 0:17:00.680 on a golf course in Florida, and it was shoved 0:17:00.680 --> 0:17:05.480 on me and I despised it. We're in Florida, Central Titusville, 0:17:05.480 --> 0:17:06.639 near Kennedy Space Center. 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:10.119 So do you see like the you see things go 0:17:10.240 --> 0:17:13.639 off at Kennedy Space Center, Like that'd be cool. 0:17:13.800 --> 0:17:15.960 Yeah. I wasn't there for the Challenger, if that's your 0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:16.520 next question. 0:17:16.640 --> 0:17:18.800 No, I'd be like, I don't know if there was 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:19.879 like test runs. 0:17:19.640 --> 0:17:22.320 Or they launched lots of rockets and stuff like that. 0:17:22.560 --> 0:17:25.680 He used to go out out for them every time 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:27.800 to watch them from school. They would let you outside, 0:17:27.840 --> 0:17:29.960 but then after the one bad one, they were like, 0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:34.200 maybe let's not have this conversation with kids. My dad 0:17:34.240 --> 0:17:37.200 did the worst job of how to get a kid 0:17:37.200 --> 0:17:40.320 into golf. He only let me have two clubs, a 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:45.320 three iron and a putter right right, like a maniac, 0:17:46.040 --> 0:17:47.440 like a child abuser. 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:49.440 A three ron. 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:51.160 He's like, He's like, if you can hit a three iron, 0:17:51.200 --> 0:17:53.040 you can hit any club. This is this is what 0:17:53.080 --> 0:17:56.960 this idiot did. Second thing he did, that's insane. You 0:17:57.400 --> 0:18:00.600 never get a golf cart. What because you need to 0:18:00.640 --> 0:18:03.040 think about your next shot as you're walking up to it. 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:07.840 That's not true. This is none of it. This is 0:18:07.840 --> 0:18:09.920 what my dad did to me. And I'm like, guess what, Dad, 0:18:10.160 --> 0:18:12.159 I hate this game. I'm never going to play it. 0:18:12.280 --> 0:18:14.240 Boom dead to me. You want to know what I 0:18:14.240 --> 0:18:16.600 did on golf courses my whole life. Two things. One, 0:18:16.720 --> 0:18:20.040 when it rained heavily, I would skimboard on the pedals 0:18:20.359 --> 0:18:23.800 and get chased by the rangers. And then the second 0:18:23.800 --> 0:18:26.760 thing I did was we would just hunt golf balls 0:18:27.000 --> 0:18:29.080 and then sell them in our backyard instead of a 0:18:29.119 --> 0:18:31.919 lemonade stand. Yeah, that makes sense. Those those are my 0:18:31.960 --> 0:18:35.000 only but anyway, so that golf has been around my life. 0:18:35.000 --> 0:18:38.000 My family all plays. Everybody plays. I I don't our 0:18:38.080 --> 0:18:39.520 kid is really necessary. 0:18:40.440 --> 0:18:42.119 I think it brings in sort of like a team 0:18:42.200 --> 0:18:44.280 element to it. I mean, I can't imagine carrying my 0:18:44.280 --> 0:18:45.280 bag for four days. 0:18:45.440 --> 0:18:48.280 It seems. That's what I take from it. It was 0:18:48.280 --> 0:18:51.400 like it's kind of laziness. It just yes. 0:18:53.000 --> 0:18:54.680 I mean I would totally dig a golf card go 0:18:54.760 --> 0:18:56.520 out by myself. But I think it. 0:18:56.840 --> 0:18:58.840 I think it helped pace of play. It just makes 0:18:58.840 --> 0:19:01.200 it go faster. I think it brings in a cool 0:19:01.200 --> 0:19:02.000 element to the game. 0:19:02.080 --> 0:19:05.119 Did you ever have a female caddy? Yeah? Always? I 0:19:05.160 --> 0:19:05.960 don't know, no, I did. 0:19:06.000 --> 0:19:08.000 I had some, I had two or three. 0:19:08.320 --> 0:19:10.240 Did they complain a lot, like why don't you carry 0:19:10.240 --> 0:19:14.320 it for a few holes? Yeah? Do any guys have 0:19:14.400 --> 0:19:17.440 female caddies? Yeah they do. Yeah. 0:19:17.440 --> 0:19:20.639 There was a very famous female caddy, Fanny Caddy for 0:19:20.720 --> 0:19:22.800 Nick Faldo. He was number one in the world for 0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:23.480 a long time. 0:19:23.800 --> 0:19:29.760 She's a legend. Golf is widely regarded as sometimes sexist, racist, elitist, 0:19:30.000 --> 0:19:32.920 all the ists. I agree. How much of that did 0:19:32.920 --> 0:19:33.560 you experience? 0:19:33.800 --> 0:19:36.240 You know, Funny grew up in Hawaii. Like the racist part, 0:19:36.320 --> 0:19:38.400 I didn't you know experience it at all because it's 0:19:38.440 --> 0:19:42.360 mostly Asians in Hawaii. It was a culture shock when 0:19:42.359 --> 0:19:44.880 I came to my first event. It was in North Carolina, 0:19:45.440 --> 0:19:48.000 went to Florida, lived in Florida for a bit and 0:19:48.119 --> 0:19:50.600 definitely experienced it there. But yeah, I mean, golf is 0:19:50.600 --> 0:19:53.320