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Speaker 1: the moment you've waited for. The Jewel Show is here.

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Speaker 1: in style. It's time for the best ready go you've

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Speaker 1: heard in a while, The Jewel Show. Is today gonna

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Speaker 1: be the day where you can finally fit into those

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Speaker 1: is today gonna be the day where you couldn't find

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Speaker 1: the middle of a job interview. Oh, it's a Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show And how's your day gonna go? You're about to

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Speaker 1: find out. With Alex Fresh's Daily Vibration it is. That's

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Speaker 1: time to raise your vibration by doing your daily one

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Speaker 1: card draw. Yeah, this is one of my favorite times

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Speaker 1: of the day. So it's a powerful way to reveal

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Speaker 1: the truth about your life and your future through reading

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Speaker 1: tarot and it's like a horoscope, and we'll give you

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Speaker 1: going to be doing your daily one card draw with

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Speaker 1: my favorite tarot deck right now, all right, here we go, okay,

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Speaker 1: shuffling the card and I got it. Okay, here it is.

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Speaker 1: It's a minor one. It's not a major today. It's

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Speaker 1: a two appentacles. Okay, to just quickly what is the

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Speaker 1: minor and major thing? Like, what does that mean? There's

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Speaker 1: twenty two major arcanas those are like major life events,

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Speaker 1: and then there's fifty six minor arcana cards which have

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Speaker 1: your daily vibration, right yeah, okay, So the two Appentacles

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Speaker 1: is a high energy card. I really like this card.

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Speaker 1: It symbolizes like fun and good times, but it also

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Speaker 1: is assigned to be careful of overstimulation because it often

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Speaker 1: the next with a little downtime in between. Okay, which

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Speaker 1: sounds like my wife. But for an example, like you

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Speaker 1: list or managing a stricter calendar schedule. I promise you

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Speaker 1: that this is not to get you, even though you

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Speaker 1: are pentacles. Yeah, yesterday was like that too. The one

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Speaker 1: connected with me so much. This one too, and especially

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Speaker 1: when you brought out the schedule. I've been trying to

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Speaker 1: make myself a daily schedule for about two weeks now.

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Speaker 1: Not nice, not crazy that that card comes out today.

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Speaker 1: And we're like, all right, it's starting to sound like

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Speaker 1: I just see that there's a lot in Jeble's life

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Speaker 1: that sometimes taking a break during the day is the

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Speaker 1: else you see, like different angles or whatever. Mind. That

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Speaker 1: and that was your daily vibration, all right, Just time

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Speaker 1: I remember, you can follow the show on social media.

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Speaker 1: At the Jewel Show, you can follow all of us individually.

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Speaker 1: I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Dreas, I'm at

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Speaker 1: Evan Radio the Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil

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Speaker 1: phone frame mornings. That's hello, good Barned, looking for Felix. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is him, Felix. How you do? And it's Rick

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Speaker 1: Steuben from Steuben Shube in the Morning. You, sir, entered

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Speaker 1: a few contests this week, and guess what my job

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Speaker 1: is also holds in the morning show. But also I'm

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Speaker 1: that's right, some tickets I have here here down here

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Speaker 1: like okay, all right, Hell you just like put me

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Speaker 1: on hold. This is Tina, but Tina traffic jams. We

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Speaker 1: Please hold? Um, well, I actually had a few questions

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Speaker 1: It's Rick Steuben from Stupend shop in the morning. Is

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Speaker 1: this Felix? Yeah? Yeah? Hey, um, so you get all

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Speaker 1: she get pissed at job. Yeah, yeah, I really want

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Speaker 1: to know about the Shawn Mendez Yeah, um, you didn't.

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Speaker 1: I don't have you down for that. I have you

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Speaker 1: down for Yeah. Yeah, I won, Shawn Mendez. You won

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Speaker 1: signed up for these tremendous ects for my girlfriend. I

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Speaker 1: want to know if I won them or not. I mean,

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Speaker 1: who is this? What is your name? Felix? And I

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Speaker 1: just transfer me over to the contest ticket winter person

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Speaker 1: that I was talking to before? Please hold? Incredible my

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Speaker 1: worst radio station ever. Man, they keep putting people on hold.

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Speaker 1: That's all they do. Hey, it's Dorf, the stunt guy.

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Speaker 1: It's Dorf. Who's this? This is Felix, the winner for

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Speaker 1: don't know what you kind of doing skill, I'll send

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Speaker 1: other lines. Take other people want to punch me in

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Speaker 1: that one came in hot? Uh can't say this kind

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Speaker 1: so I want to try to figure this out. Why

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Speaker 1: to get this guy's information. Hey, okay, so what's your name? Hey?

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Speaker 1: This is Feelick. That guy's kind of crazy. He calls

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Speaker 1: his real name is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: From the Jewel Show, Yeah, it's Jewil. Do you know

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Speaker 1: who that is? Yeah? Yeah, Well this is actually the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. I'm Jewel and I'm Alex, not Wendy. This

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Speaker 1: you because your girlfriend told us that you entered a

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Speaker 1: contest to win shown Mendes tickets and wait, so I mean,

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Speaker 1: hold on did I Did I not win them? No,

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Speaker 1: you didn't know. But just because you hate on us

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Speaker 1: can take your girlfriend anyway. Yeah, congratulations, Yeah, congratulation. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: sure that you can do the parking spot. The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show on demand. A text in at four one O

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Speaker 1: I'm getting married this weekend and I saved myself for marriage,

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Speaker 1: so I'm losing my virginity this weekend. Congratulation. It's Friday

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Speaker 1: it's okay to not be okay, but it's also okay

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Speaker 1: What is your Friday feel? Kindrow was up? Hey, my Friday,

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Speaker 1: it's a riddle. Is something really exciting. I've been trying

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Speaker 1: look down and see my legs. It's it's crazy. So

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to hit the beaches as soon as it's

422
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:27,880
Speaker 1: as soon as it's warm and up under two hundred pounds. Congratulations.

423
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,920
Speaker 1: Wonder Land is wonderful. Yeah, and you can probably see

424
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:34,480
Speaker 1: Wonderland now, you know what I mean? All right, Richie,

425
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:37,960
Speaker 1: what's your Friday feel I've been studying like crazy and

426
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:42,879
Speaker 1: I'm stuper determined to beat the brit. I got a

427
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,600
Speaker 1: feeling I'm gonna not have too much of a problem

428
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:48,800
Speaker 1: just based off of his history. But I'm really excited

429
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:53,400
Speaker 1: about this. Oh so you must think I'm pretty stupid, then, Richie.

430
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:57,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dude, you're stupid. Man, So it Friday feels

431
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Speaker 1: that he thinks you're pretty stupid English seven that feel.

432
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,440
Speaker 1: He's not wrong, No, he doesn't. He wants to play

433
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,000
Speaker 1: you and beat the brit Yeah, but that's actually his

434
00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:07,440
Speaker 1: Friday field. Yeah, but he also excited because he thinks

435
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,320
Speaker 1: he's gonna beat Chat. Yeah, he also thinks you're pretty

436
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:13,240
Speaker 1: stud Can you stop? No? I got bad? Hey, Stell,

437
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:16,360
Speaker 1: what's your Friday field? Hey, guys, Yeah, so I'm super

438
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,560
Speaker 1: excited for this weekend my Friday field. Right now, I

439
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:24,639
Speaker 1: have deleted all my social media everything, Instagram, Snapchat, TikTok,

440
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,800
Speaker 1: and I don't feel not one bit bad about it.

441
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,080
Speaker 1: Feeling better because she got rid of all or something. No,

442
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:32,240
Speaker 1: what I actually feel ten times better. Everyone should be

443
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,479
Speaker 1: doing this or feeling like a convict or someone who

444
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:41,119
Speaker 1: doesn't be found by anybody, or just feeling fomo fomo,

445
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,760
Speaker 1: feeling a lot of fomo was real. That was Friday

446
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,680
Speaker 1: feel I got into with this text message texting in

447
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Speaker 1: fourmo six one. I don't know if you remember when

448
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,280
Speaker 1: we started this, somebody texted in and said they were

449
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,399
Speaker 1: feel uncomfortable because they were in a car pool right

450
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:54,400
Speaker 1: and they had to pass gas. Yeah that. They texted

451
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 1: back in at four one six one and said, now

452
00:22:57,119 --> 00:23:01,000
Speaker 1: I feel bad because I did it. Next. How your

453
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,199
Speaker 1: feeling today? It's Friday Fields, It's a Jewel show, The

454
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:11,440
Speaker 1: Jewels Show on demand, Jebils Dirty little Secret. It's time

455
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,479
Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret. Remember text in four one

456
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,199
Speaker 1: six one. If you have a dirty little secret, just

457
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,680
Speaker 1: tell us that and if it's interesting, you can say

458
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 1: it on the show, and we always keep you anonymous.

459
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:22,680
Speaker 1: Nobody will know who you are. We don't even ask

460
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 1: what your name is. Everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname

461
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,960
Speaker 1: so you can tell us whatever you want. So on

462
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 1: the phone right now is not an actual person. It's

463
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:34,840
Speaker 1: Cardi B's baby bump. Oh, Gray gras Cardi B. What's

464
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:39,960
Speaker 1: up Cardi B's baby bump? Off? Hey, how's it going? Guys? Good?

465
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 1: How are you good? Good? You know what's funny, but

466
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:46,000
Speaker 1: it is still bigger than the bump. Well that's where

467
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,879
Speaker 1: she carries the baby. Yeah, and her left side. All right,

468
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,199
Speaker 1: so you have a dirty little secret. Yeah. So I

469
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,119
Speaker 1: really don't know who to approach about this, so I

470
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:58,639
Speaker 1: figured you guys would be the best ones to call. Okay,

471
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:02,120
Speaker 1: that's your first parents. Sounds a little sand of sounds

472
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,440
Speaker 1: a little cliche when I when I try to say

473
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,560
Speaker 1: it out loud, but I just got to get it

474
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 1: off my chest. So I was oping you guys to

475
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,639
Speaker 1: maybe and just hear me out and yeah, you know

476
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 1: that's what we do with these little secrets. Okay. Well, um,

477
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 1: so my my parents did worked when I was a

478
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:21,240
Speaker 1: little and they got remarried. Um back when I was

479
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 1: a teenager. Um. So I lived with my step sister. Um.

480
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 1: The other day, Uh, my laptop was that I couldn't

481
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:33,120
Speaker 1: find my charger. Um. So I go into a room

482
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,880
Speaker 1: because I wanted to make some changes on my fantasy

483
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 1: baseball team. Um, couple those are going to start. So

484
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 1: I opened up her computer. I tried to log on,

485
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 1: and she had a tab that was open, and I

486
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:48,040
Speaker 1: noticed that it was only fans. Okay, okay, And I

487
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 1: thought I was, Okay, what's what's this? You know? So

488
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 1: I click on it and apparently she she's on there. Okay,

489
00:24:56,040 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 1: so cute. Yeah, I mean yeah, but I don't really

490
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 1: see her in that way. So it's weird for me

491
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,639
Speaker 1: to see, you know, because I've never seen her in

492
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 1: that way, and she was doing things that I can't

493
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 1: do that would be embarrassing. Are you attracted to your

494
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 1: step sister? No? Is that what your secret is? No? No, no, no,

495
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 1: it is that. Since I care about her and I

496
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 1: don't want her to go too far on the deep end,

497
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:26,120
Speaker 1: I decided to subscribe to her only fans. Hold on

498
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 1: what okay? Because you don't want it to go into

499
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 1: the deep end. I just don't want her to do

500
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:33,199
Speaker 1: anything crease. So I'm kind of like I joined it to.

501
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 1: Like I don't want to say monitoring. I think she's

502
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,360
Speaker 1: a big girl. I think she can handle it herself. Yeah.

503
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:43,359
Speaker 1: So you're watching her only fans too, as a protective

504
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 1: step brother? Oh my god, yeah, you realize that sounds

505
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 1: like a lame excuse just to watch it. Wait, so

506
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,359
Speaker 1: have you ever liked have you ever gotten turned on

507
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:58,400
Speaker 1: by anything? Oh? Gosh, no, I try not to I'm

508
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 1: trying to take on to home. So what you're watching

509
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,879
Speaker 1: it and then in your mind you're like, wait, grandma, grandma,

510
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 1: yea think about something. Okay, come on, just be honest.

511
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:11,720
Speaker 1: You like watching it. It interests me, but I'm not,

512
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 1: but I'm not turned on by it. That would be

513
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 1: interesting to like see a step sibling on something like that,

514
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 1: but like you also don't like them. You're just like

515
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 1: trying to like see what they do. That's weird. When yeah,

516
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 1: you're just like, oh my god, you'd be like what, Yeah,

517
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 1: in the room, does anyone have an issue with step

518
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 1: siblings doing things together? No, because they're not related. Yeah,

519
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,359
Speaker 1: there's really no reason. You're not related one bit. It

520
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,919
Speaker 1: just sucks that they have sister in the name, Like

521
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,439
Speaker 1: if they took if it just was step and not sister,

522
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 1: it would make it a little better, right, Okay, on

523
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,880
Speaker 1: the phone for the dirt little secret who just found

524
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 1: out that his stepsister has an only fans and subscribe

525
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:48,840
Speaker 1: to it because you just want to make sure that

526
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: she's being safe. Okay, so she's do you think she's

527
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 1: attractive though, just like as a person, like not like

528
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 1: as a person, but like yeah, yeah, would you be

529
00:26:56,800 --> 00:27:01,680
Speaker 1: attracted to her if she wasn't your stepsister. Um, perhaps yeah, okay,

530
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 1: So what's weird? Is we both I mean we're both

531
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,400
Speaker 1: at home and we both say mom, you know dad

532
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 1: makes it weird. You're similar in age then, right, you're

533
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:14,239
Speaker 1: pretty close in age. Yeah, we're about like a year

534
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 1: and a half. Okay, Yeah. See, I was thinking, like,

535
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:19,160
Speaker 1: if you're like fifteen, your your your stepsister or step brother,

536
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 1: you guys are both like fifteen and sixteen, and you

537
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: think one's attractive, Like something probably gonna happen, right, thank,

538
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,639
Speaker 1: I think So what about you? You're the one with

539
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,479
Speaker 1: the step sister. What if? What if what if she

540
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,120
Speaker 1: you know, thinks you're cute or what if she likes you? Yeah,

541
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:39,680
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? Then? Hello? Well I think

542
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 1: that's the answer. His phone dropped out, or he was

543
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: just like, I don't even want to talk about it.

544
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand. Welcome to the i n N,

545
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

546
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:54,879
Speaker 1: Her Friday, December tenth, twenty twenty one. I'm Jewel Fresh

547
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: and let's all get drunk this Christmas. Yeah, the new

548
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 1: number one Christmas song in the country, and it's not

549
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 1: I'm right, carry but it does involve getting drunk with

550
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 1: your family at Christmas. Yeah, you'll hear more about that

551
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 1: in just a second. But first, let's meet the idiots.

552
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: I'm Alex Fresh and Jewels said it right here at

553
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 1: the beginning that this is the I N and the

554
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 1: Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just in the news,

555
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,640
Speaker 1: they reports the news. Okay, okay, okay, okay. And I'm

556
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 1: English Evan and Mi mo my do I have a

557
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 1: story about that crocodile and a hammer. Yeah, hammer on

558
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 1: a crocodile. Well, we'll find out, Alex. I'm really interested

559
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,879
Speaker 1: to hear about how are you turning red? It's a

560
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 1: great story. I want to hear about the crocodile and

561
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 1: the hammer. Now so bad? I thought you say, uncoil um,

562
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 1: all right, I can't wait to hear it. I can't

563
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 1: wait either. Yeah, I hold your belts, well, don't hold

564
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 1: your breath. Whatever this story is so like, you'll be

565
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 1: weird right now? Are you being so weird right now?

566
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 1: The story? Look, if you are red, would you why

567
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 1: would you hold your belt? I don't no, I don't

568
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 1: even understand. If you like you look embarrassed right now, embarrassed,

569
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 1: I sound like an idiot or drunk. We'll hold on

570
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 1: to your belts. We gotta do you have an iron

571
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 1: N today? I mean, it doesn't feel like when I

572
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 1: when you got drunk a lunch that day, was such

573
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 1: an idiot entertaining or drunk. I don't know which one

574
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 1: it is. If you're an idiot. This is a place

575
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 1: to be an idiot because it's the i N, the

576
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 1: Eadian newstwork, report the news and for our first story

577
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 1: of the day. Remember we're doing the Jewel Show Christmas

578
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 1: parody song extravaganza. And if you haven't heard Felice Nave drunk,

579
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 1: you will at the end of the news. But hold

580
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 1: onto your belt. If we got a news report for

581
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 1: a year. This is the iron N, the news network

582
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, report the news.

583
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 1: For our next lay of the day, let's send it

584
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 1: on over to Alex pretty Ash, who's on location in

585
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 1: Idiot Bill my house. Yeah, Idio Bill House. So I

586
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 1: found my son's phone this morning that he lost like

587
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 1: nearly a month ago, right in my daughter's room in

588
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: her hand. Oh no snap shouting or I found out

589
00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 1: that her gay best friend is actually her boyfriend. Me

590
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 1: all right, that was a shocking report. And I don't

591
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 1: even know how you are in here doing the news

592
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,360
Speaker 1: report right now, because yeah, yeah, I can't think straight today,

593
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 1: you guys, I'm trying. Oh man, who every single parent

594
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 1: out there raising a teenager. When you said that last

595
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 1: part of your story, the one that we had to

596
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:30,960
Speaker 1: be about, I could feel them all go, yeah, yeah, preach.

597
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 1: That's just a PSA for mamas and daddy's out there

598
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 1: who have sweet, little innocent girls. Just wait until you

599
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 1: find out that they are lying to you about their

600
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: gay best friend who's actually been their boyfriend for months

601
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 1: and still lies about it even when you have proof.

602
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 1: Just wait, let me know if you if you think

603
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 1: they're sweet, then suck. Yeah. Well, I think I know

604
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 1: somebody who would like to get drunk, even though they

605
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 1: don't get drunk. Alex Well, I was thinking of being drunk.

606
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 1: If you haven't heard the new Christmas classic Police not

607
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: a drunk for the Jewel Show Holiday Party song Christmas Extravagants,

608
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 1: I say it wrong. I think every single time here

609
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 1: it is felice. Thank you excited about Christmas? Oh you

610
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 1: know how it is going to go over to the

611
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,239
Speaker 1: family's house. Oh, well, man's only one way to deal

612
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 1: with your family. Or at Christmas time, get a little baracho. Alright,

613
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 1: that's right. Should I ain't get drunk at Christmas? Should

614
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 1: I get drunk at Christmas? Should I get drunk at Christmas?

615
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 1: I'm at my family's house. I need to black out.

616
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 1: Should I get sound at Christmas? Should I get sound

617
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 1: at Christmas? Should I get sound at Christmas? I'm at

618
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 1: my family's house. I need to sound out. I can't

619
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:50,480
Speaker 1: handle these stupid people. How the hell am I related

620
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 1: to these fuls? Hastening the whiskey and I'll see my

621
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 1: way through the happiest time of the year. Parent's on

622
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 1: you wing, I'm shies and zone out. He loves man

623
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 1: because we're not at their house. My creepy uncle has

624
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 1: a crush on my spouse. I better hide my wife. Oops.

625
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 1: I got drunk at Christmas. Oops. I got drunk at Christmas. Oops.

626
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 1: I got drunk at Christmas and asked my cousin she

627
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 1: wants to make out. Oops. I got stone at Christmas. Loops.

628
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 1: I got stoned at Christmas. Oops I got stoned a

629
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Speaker 1: Christmas got caught my grandma and she asked for red house.

630
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Speaker 1: I had no idea that Granny smokes too. She's eighty two.

631
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Speaker 1: Oh MG, she's so cool. She even asked my cousin

632
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Speaker 1: for a kiss to Christmas. Just got awesome this he

633
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Speaker 1: now me and Grandma have them. She's everything's closed except

634
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Speaker 1: Chinese Wizzy, Grandma, cousin and me humped in the ro

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Speaker 1: A Christmas show for everyone at least. And this is

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Speaker 1: the i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiot

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Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. Soon tomorrow same time or

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Speaker 1: Monday the same time for another hard report from the

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Speaker 1: i ND. And remember, you can follow the show on

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Speaker 1: social media. At the Jewel Show, you can follow all

641
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 1: of us individually. I met Jewel Fresh, I'm at that

642
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 1: tres I'm at Evan on the radio, The Jewil Show

643
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Speaker 1: on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame weekday mornings on

644
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Speaker 1: that's twenties. Hello, Yo, what's up? This poop call from

645
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 1: I was looking for Haley? Yes, this is she? Hands

646
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 1: on it? Let me get my hands on it. I'm sorry,

647
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 1: where are you crawling from? Oh? Yeah, what's up? Sorry?

648
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 1: I said that kind of quick. You know what I'm saying?

649
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 1: Like sometimes I talk fast like that. But my name

650
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 1: is Pook. I'm calling from I'm calling to um confirmate

651
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 1: your UM massage appointment that you got. Let me get

652
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 1: my hands on it. UM all right? Yeah? Yeah? Can

653
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 1: you repee your name? It's poop, big poop like my

654
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 1: mom calls me Clarence. What my friends called me poop.

655
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, sounds about to go buyo

656
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 1: y p double okay, you know what I'm saying. So

657
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,279
Speaker 1: trying to get you in here, get my hands on it,

658
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 1: to walk. I'm sorry what you saying? You said it

659
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 1: was p w okay, palk no puble double o double

660
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 1: like two ohs. You know what I'm saying? Oh you two? Oh? Yes? Yes,

661
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 1: I see you on on my schedule. What up with it? Though? UM?

662
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 1: I just want to call you real quick before your appointment.

663
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Mact surely I got everything straight.

664
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 1: Let me get my hands on it. UM. Yeah yeah?

665
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:47,919
Speaker 1: So where where? Where? Where are you hearing? Girl? Did

666
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: you have a question about your UM? I don't know

667
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,959
Speaker 1: if you realize this, but that was my question. Poop

668
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 1: was asking you where you hurting? You know what I mean? Like?

669
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 1: Where you want me focused on? Let me get my

670
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 1: hands on it. I focused right on. I'll take all

671
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 1: that pain away, all that stress away, all that pressure away.

672
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:06,840
Speaker 1: I ask some pressure where I need to add some pressure.

673
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 1: If you know what I'm saying, hands on it. That's

674
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 1: something we can talk about in person. Um, it's I

675
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I just like a a. I just like

676
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: to get, um, like, you know, all the information that

677
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 1: I need when I'm massage with somebody, you know what

678
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 1: I mean, Like as a massage therapist, I try to

679
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,360
Speaker 1: get all the information I need so that I know

680
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 1: where I'm rubbing it. I don't know where they want

681
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 1: me to rub. I don't know what they want me

682
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 1: to touch. I know what they want. Sorry, hey, I

683
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 1: don't I don't feel comfortable talking about this over the

684
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 1: phone beforehand. I mean though, but like a it's a

685
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,839
Speaker 1: body though, right, it's a body though. Like everybody got

686
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 1: a body though. Okay, I mean you know, yeah, I

687
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,760
Speaker 1: saw you. I saw your profile. I saw your profile.

688
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 1: You know. I like because it's like, yeah, how they

689
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 1: have like a profile over you when you sign up

690
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,319
Speaker 1: for a massage. Yeah, I saw your profile. You got

691
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 1: a body thought. Okay, So if you're going to be

692
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 1: inappropriate I am gonna have to cancel, like y'all, y'all

693
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,959
Speaker 1: got to cancel your appointment. I ain't gonna. I'm trying.

694
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 1: I'm like I'm saying, I'm like the best massage therapist

695
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 1: they guy here. So let me let you know what

696
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 1: I mean. Let me get my hands on it. You'll

697
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 1: see you don't need to cancel. Butt to go. Excuse me?

698
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Do you have any manager or somebody I

699
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: can talk to? Um? Yeah, I do You want to

700
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:18,319
Speaker 1: hold for him? That's anything? All right? Just hold hold up,

701
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 1: hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up real quick,

702
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 1: and I'll go get my manager. All right, Okay, Hey,

703
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:25,319
Speaker 1: what's up? It's a man, yo'all on duty. That's me.

704
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,919
Speaker 1: So anyway, I'm the manager on duty and I could

705
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 1: be the manager on duty if if y'all let me so, okay,

706
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 1: let me get my hands on it. Okay. You know

707
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:38,320
Speaker 1: I'm feeling very uncomfortable, very uncomfortable too, girl. Was you

708
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:39,959
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? I think we probably feel different

709
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 1: uncomfortable because my uncomfortable is like my pants has got tired.

710
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 1: I think just might be the most inappropriate conversation I've

711
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 1: ever had with a company. Like yours. I think this

712
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 1: might be the least inappropriate conversation I ever had with

713
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 1: a client like you. You know, I'm saying, like I got,

714
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 1: I could get so much more inappropriate if y'a would

715
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 1: let me, if y'all would let me, if y'all will

716
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:02,240
Speaker 1: let him. Now this is not this is not working.

717
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna run, thank you. Hello, Hello, Hello, Yes, hey,

718
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry about that guy. I'm sorry. Who was

719
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: the spit commander or no? This is actually Jewel from

720
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,880
Speaker 1: The Jewels Show doing a phone prank on you? Are

721
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 1: you killing? That was also me, Oh my god, are

722
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: you Yeah? Your friend Janelle set you up. She said

723
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 1: that you have you just signed up for a massage service,

724
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: and she wanted me to creep you out a little bit.

725
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:34,840
Speaker 1: So there you go. Let me get my hands on it.

726
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I am scarred for life. The Jewel

727
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 1: Show on demand first. Usually, when you go out on

728
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 1: a first date with someone and they don't call you back,

729
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 1: you can kind of speculate on what the reason is,

730
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 1: you know, like, oh, it's because I picked my nose

731
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:56,280
Speaker 1: and eat it. But yeah, that would do it. Yeah,

732
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 1: Like that could be a reason you've never been a

733
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,240
Speaker 1: reason in my case, but it could be a reason.

734
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,520
Speaker 1: It sounds. But it's even weirder though, when you go

735
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 1: out on a first date and you can't think of

736
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 1: any reason they didn't call you back. Yeah, because then

737
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 1: it's like, oh my god, what did I do? What

738
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 1: could it possibly be? And that's the situation Bethany is

739
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:13,359
Speaker 1: in right now. Bethany emailed the show because she met

740
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 1: a dude named James, and now he's giving her the

741
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 1: cold shoulder or the not hot shoulder. But anyway, Bethany,

742
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 1: how are you hi? I'm good. How are you guys doing?

743
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:32,799
Speaker 1: Not too bad? So tell us about James. Okay, Well, James, Um,

744
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 1: I don't know, he's just not calling me back. I

745
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 1: don't know. Why what did you guys meet? We met

746
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:42,799
Speaker 1: on Facebook. Kay, he's a friend of a friend. He

747
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 1: commented on one of my posts, you know, like everyone's

748
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 1: on facebooks. Yeah, I don't know, but yeah, I guess

749
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 1: just that's how dudes normally are when they comment like that.

750
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: But anyway, sorry, So he commented on a post and

751
00:38:57,719 --> 00:38:59,840
Speaker 1: then I mean, they know, I guess he thought I was.

752
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, but yeah, he commented on the post

753
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 1: and then he asked me out and it was fine.

754
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,879
Speaker 1: I mean we went for a drink like an early

755
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: you know, like a happy hour, and he came back

756
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 1: to my place, who watched a movie and he even

757
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 1: he stayed the night. Like, oh that's a big deal. Yeah,

758
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 1: it's a huge step. Yeah. I mean we didn't go

759
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 1: you know, all the way or anything, but like he

760
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:30,919
Speaker 1: had a home run, huh. I mean the first day,

761
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 1: you know, but yeah, yeah, we we slept in the

762
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: same bed I've had. Everything went well, you know, yeah,

763
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 1: and then he just and then so nothing happened in

764
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:44,439
Speaker 1: the next morning. Was it awkward like he just laughed

765
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 1: or what? How did it end? He had to go

766
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 1: to work, so, you know, like we said good bye

767
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 1: and he was a little bit in a rush. But

768
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: I didn't think it was weird. So he didn't seem

769
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 1: he didn't seem odd or anything like you make weird

770
00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 1: noises in your sleep and it bothered him. Yeah, I mean, okay,

771
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 1: he just seemed like in a bit of a hurry.

772
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 1: But you know, he had to go to work, right,

773
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:06,799
Speaker 1: it was weird. And so when did you try and

774
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 1: text him? I tried, you know, I waited a day

775
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 1: because I didn't want to seem too eager. But then

776
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 1: I texted him like the next day, and then nothing

777
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,400
Speaker 1: and then how long has it been since it? It's

778
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 1: been like a week. Okay, Okay, you guys slept in

779
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: the same bed and nothing happened. I mean, we like kissed,

780
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:29,240
Speaker 1: but you know we didn't you know? Okay, so you kissed,

781
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 1: but didn't you know? I personally don't know you didn't

782
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 1: do what you want to explain. I'm not sure. Do

783
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:38,399
Speaker 1: you know Alex? Don't you know Jupil? Well? I think

784
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 1: I know, And I do know that Evan is only

785
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 1: you knowed with one person his entire life, so he

786
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:44,800
Speaker 1: probably doesn't know exactly. Well, I doesn't know, you know everyone,

787
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: But I do know one thing. I don't like asking

788
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 1: questions for the question answering questions. I don't even know

789
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,359
Speaker 1: what we're doing anymore. M Yeah, I mean something must

790
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 1: have happened, though, I mean people say this at the time, though,

791
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 1: like do I can't think of anything that I did? Yeah,

792
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 1: because they don't want to admit that there's maybe something

793
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,319
Speaker 1: wrong with them or that like they can't think that

794
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 1: the weird thing that they're doing could possibly be it. Yeah,

795
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 1: because most people think the weird things that they're doing

796
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: aren't weird and they're normal, when a lot of times

797
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 1: they're not normal. Right, Okay, Bethany think odd? I mean,

798
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 1: is there anything that you did that you think might

799
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 1: have rubbed in the wrong way, something that he didn't like? No,

800
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:20,919
Speaker 1: I'd like, I've thought about it and thought, I've gone

801
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 1: over the night in my head, and honestly, I can't

802
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,279
Speaker 1: think of anything lashing. Okay, all right, that's confusing, yeah,

803
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 1: said earlier, it's so weird when you can't think of

804
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 1: a reason. All right, Well, we'll play a song and

805
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 1: then call him and see if we can figure out

806
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:37,959
Speaker 1: why he's giving you the frigid cheek. I think cold

807
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: shoulder works. Okay, the cold clavicle. I like that better.

808
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 1: If we can figure out why he's giving you the

809
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:49,319
Speaker 1: cold clavicle. Right over this it's a jewel show. You're

810
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 1: just joining us. Bethany is on the phone and she

811
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 1: got the cold clavicle of data, the cold shoulder, the

812
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:59,280
Speaker 1: cold bolder holder, don't whatever the cold thing it's freezing

813
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,800
Speaker 1: from a guy named James. James is not calling her back. Bethany,

814
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 1: and he went out for a happy hour about a

815
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 1: week ago, ended up back in her place watching a

816
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 1: movie he slept over. They actually made kissing faces on

817
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 1: each other noise before they went to sleep. Is that right, Bethany? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

818
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:20,840
Speaker 1: his face kissed your face before you, guys went to sleep,

819
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 1: and then you woke up in the morning and he

820
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,399
Speaker 1: went to work and everything seemed fine, And now he's

821
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 1: not calling you back and you can't figure out. You

822
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 1: really can't think of any reason. Are you a bad

823
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 1: kiss h? No? Well, how do you know that? Have

824
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 1: you kissed yourself? Yeah? I've had only good reviews. Okay,

825
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 1: you don't know until you kiss yourself in the mirror.

826
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 1: And I did that once. Not a good kisser? Oh no?

827
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:44,799
Speaker 1: All right, Well I'm gonna dial this one of her

828
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 1: right now and see if we can figure out why

829
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 1: he's not calling you back. Okay, okay, all right, here

830
00:42:48,800 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 1: we go. Hello, I may speak to James please. This

831
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:10,240
Speaker 1: is he. Hey James, how are you? This is Jewil

832
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show? Who for question? I've been asking

833
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 1: myself for a long time. Jewil from the Jewel Show.

834
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. I've ever heard of it? All right? No? No, okay,

835
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 1: well I just explained it to you. It's a radio show.

836
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 1: I'm the host of it. My name is Jewil with

837
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 1: me as Mahata's wife, Alex free Ash and English Evan.

838
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:34,879
Speaker 1: He said, hello, him calling you today because we got

839
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 1: an email about you from somebody who does listen to

840
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 1: the show. About me. Yes, all about James. That's what

841
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 1: the email was titled. That's not that's not what it

842
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,319
Speaker 1: was titled. Did you have any idea, James, why they

843
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 1: would email us? Not really? No, okay, would you like

844
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 1: us to explain it to you? All right? Well, we

845
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 1: do a segment on the show where if you go

846
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,319
Speaker 1: out on a date with someone and then don't call

847
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 1: them back after, they can email us to get you

848
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:02,840
Speaker 1: on the phone and try to figure out what happened.

849
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: And recently you went on a date with a woman

850
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 1: named Bethany. Oh yeah I did, yep, and Bethany emailed

851
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 1: us told us about your date, and she's also confused

852
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:22,799
Speaker 1: because you're not calling her back and she doesn't know why. Um, okay, Uh,

853
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 1: what do you want me to do? Well, we'd like

854
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 1: you to tell us why you're not calling her back.

855
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: She wants to know. I mean we also want to know,

856
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 1: but really she wants. Um. I mean she's nice and everything,

857
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 1: but you know it's got weird, like towards the end. Okay,

858
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 1: what did she do that was weird? Um? So basically

859
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 1: weird at her house like after the date and I

860
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 1: mean literally danger to be fine. He was you know,

861
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 1: she said that you guys watched him movie and you

862
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 1: slept over. And she also said that, like your faces

863
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:07,759
Speaker 1: were kissing at one point. Yeah, our faces were kissing. Yeah,

864
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 1: we made out. That's the way I describe it. Your

865
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: face was kissing her face. Your face was inside her face,

866
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 1: yeah or hers. I don't know whose face was inside

867
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 1: of but somebody's face was inside somebody's face. That's where

868
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 1: we got from it. Yeah. So but yeah, she said,

869
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 1: you guys made out and everything seemed fine, and she

870
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,759
Speaker 1: literally cannot think of a reason why you wouldn't be

871
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 1: calling her back. She sleeps who with a lizard? What

872
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:36,239
Speaker 1: she did? You say? She sleeps with a lizard, her

873
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 1: pet iguana? To clarify, So you wanna sleeps in the

874
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: bed with her? Yes, she did not mention that. No. Yeah,

875
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:47,799
Speaker 1: we were getting ready to go to bed and then

876
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 1: she was like, hey, hang on, I gotta get Larry

877
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:58,319
Speaker 1: Larry and then comes back with a cage with an

878
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 1: iguana in it. Oh my god. Wow, would be in

879
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 1: bed and you're like, hey, where's Larry. I was thought,

880
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 1: this is gonna get really interesting. So so she I

881
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:10,919
Speaker 1: put the iguana in bed with you guys to sleep. Yes,

882
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,280
Speaker 1: Like I was like, this is Larry And she said,

883
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 1: yet so that made you uncomfortable. I'm the same thing.

884
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 1: I mean, do you like sleeping with iguanas? I mean,

885
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:27,760
Speaker 1: I never have my mind, but I probably wouldn't. Yeah,

886
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,239
Speaker 1: And like I didn't want to be rude, so I

887
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:34,720
Speaker 1: like stayed on my like upper half of the bed

888
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 1: and left like crunched my legs up and like the fall. Yeah,

889
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: I would be scared. Yeah, how big was this iguana?

890
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 1: It was like probably putting a half two feet Okay,

891
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:54,839
Speaker 1: that's a big Larry. Like like, no, yeah, I don't

892
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,000
Speaker 1: know if i'd want to sleep in the same in

893
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 1: the same bed as an iguana named Larry either. So

894
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: I guess I don't really blame you. Thanks for being

895
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:05,319
Speaker 1: honest with us, James. Yeah, I mean, you know, like

896
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 1: no disrespect, but like she was just acted like you

897
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 1: was a human being. Like she's talking to it like

898
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 1: it was a human being named Larry. Well, you want

899
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 1: us have feelings too, I guess. Hey, James, I do

900
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 1: have to let you know something before we say goodbye

901
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,360
Speaker 1: to you. What. I don't know if Larry the iguana

902
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 1: is around, but I do know that Bethany is actually

903
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 1: on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. What.

904
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,800
Speaker 1: What do you mean she couldn't hear everything? Yeah, yeah

905
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:42,359
Speaker 1: I could, James, I hear. I mean, I don't know

906
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 1: why you have the problem with a pet. She's a

907
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 1: little weird to me. I mean, Larry's my pet. I

908
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 1: love him. Larry is an iguana that you sleep on

909
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 1: your bed? Yeah, people'll sleep with their dogs and casts.

910
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, that's trys. So mind's an iguana. I

911
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 1: mean I kept him in the cage. It's not like

912
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:05,880
Speaker 1: I took him. Usually I take him out of the cage.

913
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 1: But I was trying to show some respect because I

914
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 1: know you haven't slept with an iguana before. Oh, first time?

915
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,440
Speaker 1: Are you keep it in the cage after that? How

916
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 1: it works? Yeah? Oh, sorry, dumb question. I mean, I guess,

917
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:24,760
Speaker 1: thank you. Iguanas get out of their cages all the time.

918
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,240
Speaker 1: I did, Well, I let him out of the cage,

919
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 1: like he's out of the cage half the time we're together. Look,

920
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 1: Larry is snuggli, he's sweet, he's my pet. I just

921
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:37,839
Speaker 1: I don't understand. Why are you a problem problem like

922
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 1: some people are dog moms. I'm an iguana mom. Okay,

923
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:47,399
Speaker 1: what I am an iguana mom? Yeah? And I mean

924
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 1: if you don't want to kindle up to Larry, then

925
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 1: I don't want you come up to me. Oh damn,

926
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: this has changed. Hey, well real quick though, before we

927
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 1: get there, James, would you like to go out on

928
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:05,840
Speaker 1: another date? Bethany will pay for it? Um no, I'm sorry, No,

929
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:12,439
Speaker 1: you sure? Yeah? The guana mom thing is just I'm

930
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 1: not in a guana dad. Good. You don't deserve me

931
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 1: or Larry. The Jewels show on demand, Jebils dirty little secret?

932
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 1: Have your dirty little secret text in four one of

933
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 1: six one. If you have a dirty little secret, you

934
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 1: can tell us anything. Why does my mouth's not all

935
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:36,879
Speaker 1: spiddly Because I was eating right before I started talking.

936
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 1: I said, I've done that. It's not a good thing

937
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 1: to do when you talk into a microphone for a living.

938
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 1: Actually opposite, Oh, you think it's good if there's anybody

939
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 1: out there wanting to get into the broadcast world. Kids

940
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:49,320
Speaker 1: out there, children dreaming of doing something like this one day.

941
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:54,240
Speaker 1: First rule, eating, coughing, burping, all directly into the microphone

942
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 1: while the microphone is on and you're supposed to be

943
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 1: doing something else. That's the way I've done it, and

944
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:01,759
Speaker 1: I've been I've done okay sone successfully well not too bad.

945
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:05,839
Speaker 1: So anyway, key to my success is that it's type

946
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret text in for one of six one.

947
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:09,319
Speaker 1: If you haven't did a little secret, you can tell

948
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 1: us anything, literally, whatever you want, because nobody will know

949
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:13,400
Speaker 1: who you are. Nobody even asks what your name is.

950
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,840
Speaker 1: That's why everybody who calls in it's a fake, anonymous nickname.

951
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:17,839
Speaker 1: And I'll say a word, then Alex will say a word.

952
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 1: The English demon'll say word, and that'll be the name

953
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,000
Speaker 1: of the caller on the phone, since we don't know

954
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:22,799
Speaker 1: their actual name. So on the phone right now to

955
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,759
Speaker 1: tell us a dir A little secret is trail mix,

956
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:31,359
Speaker 1: tail light potato. You've always do you say potato? Said

957
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 1: it twice? Most is twice. Um, hey we're doing this again. Okay, sorry,

958
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 1: you can never say potato again. I'm not very good

959
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 1: at improv. You played an improv game where the answer

960
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:47,840
Speaker 1: was always potato, though you would kill it. Here we go,

961
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 1: what right are we go? On the phone right now

962
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 1: to tell us a dir a little secret. Potato flack jack?

963
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:00,880
Speaker 1: Hold on, he said potato. He took my what I

964
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 1: was gonna see it again? Hold on, leaf? There we go,

965
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:09,279
Speaker 1: potato potato leaf? Ohto leaf. All right, let's let's just

966
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 1: get your on the phone. Hey on the phone. Hi,

967
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: how are you all right? Hello? Yeah, there's not enough. Okay,

968
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:22,399
Speaker 1: they're still there. Hey, you have a dirty little secret. Yes, yeah,

969
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 1: she's busy. Now she's grocery shopping. Because what are you

970
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:27,799
Speaker 1: doing getting potatoes? I think she's making a fact made

971
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 1: her hungry? Turning on because or turning off my car?

972
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:33,959
Speaker 1: Your car sounds like a fax machine turned on the AC.

973
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Oh that's all right. You drive around on

974
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 1: a fax machine. Yeah, all right, Well, let's get to

975
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:43,919
Speaker 1: it quickly, quickly. I'm kidding. Yeah, what is your Oh

976
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 1: my dirty little secret is that um my sister's birthday

977
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 1: park this weekend and I'm inviting my one for the

978
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 1: first time. What you're doing it again? Your sister's birthday?

979
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 1: What it was day Thursday, Thursday, Thursday, her first day,

980
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: her first day of what school? The first day of Thursday.

981
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:11,439
Speaker 1: It's it's her birthday. Oh I want you to say

982
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 1: so yeah, okay, okay, continue. There happened this big family

983
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 1: birthday party, and I figured there's no way I can

984
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 1: get out of introducing my boyfriend at this point because

985
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 1: we've been together for so long and I've avoided it. Right,

986
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:28,799
Speaker 1: why don't you want to introduce into your family because

987
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 1: it's our family. Yeah, I guess you're right. I mean

988
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:34,759
Speaker 1: that's the main reason Dirty Little Secret has to do

989
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 1: with it too. Oo. So I told my family and

990
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 1: my friends that my boyfriend does door dash, which isn't

991
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:46,320
Speaker 1: a lie. I mean, he does door dash on the weekends,

992
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:49,719
Speaker 1: but they think that that's his only employment currently on

993
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 1: what does he do? He's a stripper the way you

994
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 1: said that your boyfriend is a strippers kind of like

995
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 1: door dash. Yeah, and I'm cool with it. My family

996
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 1: usually really open and cool with stuff like that, but

997
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:08,440
Speaker 1: it's just one of those topics I've never been approached

998
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:11,399
Speaker 1: in my family and so I don't even know how

999
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 1: that would go. Yeah, I mean I couldn't have imagined

1000
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 1: having a boyfriend who's a stripper. You could just double down.

1001
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 1: Maybe he could strip at the birthday policies. Yeah, that's

1002
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 1: a perfect that's my thought, perfect way to introduce the

1003
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 1: two things. You know, It's like, hey, here's my boyfriend.

1004
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,160
Speaker 1: Also my boyfriend. He's not a bullie officer in the movie,

1005
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:32,799
Speaker 1: he's not a door dasher. I think my sister would

1006
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:35,839
Speaker 1: actually like that too, so I made Yeah, you might

1007
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 1: get a show up and they won't know that's my

1008
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 1: boyfriend at first. He'll just be the stripper and they'll

1009
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:44,120
Speaker 1: enjoy the show. And then, by the way, that's amazing.

1010
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:48,239
Speaker 1: That would be for your boyfriend. Probably so awkward. Yeah,

1011
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:51,239
Speaker 1: to be stripping for your family at your sister's birthday.

1012
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 1: You should do it. I think I will. All right, Well,

1013
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 1: thank you for telling your little secret. Thank you. Then,

1014
00:53:57,080 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 1: Jube Show on demand. I just googled songs about Santa

1015
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 1: being sexy and above a list came up. Because it's

1016
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show's first annual Christmas Song Parody Extravaganza. Every

1017
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:09,280
Speaker 1: single weekday at this time, we'll play a new parody

1018
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:11,200
Speaker 1: song that we came up with for Christmas. It's our

1019
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:13,719
Speaker 1: way of doing Christmas music. Anyway, I don't care about

1020
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 1: those songs because I think we have the best song

1021
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:20,719
Speaker 1: about Santa being sexy. Hell yeah. And it's called Christmas

1022
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 1: wish List, which is a good title because you don't

1023
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:24,720
Speaker 1: know that it's going to be sexy until it starts.

1024
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 1: But here it is. This is Christmas wish List. Marry Christmas.

1025
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:32,799
Speaker 1: Whatever you celebrate, you're in luck because it's never a

1026
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 1: bad time to find Santa sexy because we all know

1027
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:39,440
Speaker 1: that he's sexy. And this is our song called Seducing Santa.

1028
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:45,600
Speaker 1: Happy Holidays. Come and get this, get it Santa, jingle bells, Santa,

1029
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:53,640
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas. Oh, I'm gonna revest the roads. Come to

1030
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 1: the chimney and to children with my candy cane, I'll

1031
00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 1: drive you insane. Let me buy you would drink. Hit

1032
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:02,279
Speaker 1: you with that winter wink on to the Eggno from

1033
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:04,880
Speaker 1: your bed, let it dribble down unto you. Off food

1034
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 1: with Christmas cheer to melt the north pole because it

1035
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 1: is getting hot. You're married to up. Hey there, Santa,

1036
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 1: oh ho ho, come in find me under the missful toe.

1037
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:18,719
Speaker 1: I have been nice, but more so I've been naughty,

1038
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:23,200
Speaker 1: just like Mariah. Come and touch my body. Where's the missus?

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Speaker 1: I hope you are alone. I'm on my way over

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00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:29,080
Speaker 1: to sit on your big throne. It's not my birthday,

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00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,759
Speaker 1: but I will be in my suit. Take a break well,

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00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 1: Saint Nick, and get us elsa boot. Trust me, I'm

1043
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:39,439
Speaker 1: a dime to the second power energizer Bunny, hour after hour,

1044
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:43,960
Speaker 1: just to read the coast is clear. Marry Christmas, Santa,

1045
00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:48,840
Speaker 1: and Happy New Year. I said it's Christmas, and get this.

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00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:52,479
Speaker 1: I said it's Christmas, Come and get this. I said

1047
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 1: it's Christmas, Santa, come and get this. I said it's Christmas.

1048
00:55:57,320 --> 00:56:00,600
Speaker 1: My wish list, yo, mister Claus. Missus Claus's real lucky.

1049
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 1: What you don't know one hurt her? So get over

1050
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 1: here and touch me that big white beard belly jig.

1051
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:08,800
Speaker 1: Unlike Jelly, I'm on wrapping you tonight. You'll be hitting

1052
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 1: higher notes than Andrea bo Jelly. He's an opera singer.

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00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 1: If that didn't make sense, So sit in my lap,

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00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 1: Saint Nick, Regina sack, Saint Nick. I'm on my knees,

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00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:21,320
Speaker 1: Saint Nick, begging you, please, Saint Nick, Holloa for Christmas

1056
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:24,840
Speaker 1: is your jolly old cookies? One? Do you think I

1057
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 1: was gonna say, oh sating Nick. Yeah, I said it's

1058
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:33,880
Speaker 1: get this. I said it's Christmas, come and get this.

1059
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:37,520
Speaker 1: I said it's Christmas, come and get this. I said

1060
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:44,240
Speaker 1: it's Christmas. Christmas. That was Christmas wish list. Another sexy

1061
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 1: song about Santa for the holidays. It's a jewel show

1062
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:49,080
Speaker 1: and you're in the middle of the Jewel shows. First

1063
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:53,239
Speaker 1: ever annual Christmas parody song Streviganza. I had to slow

1064
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:55,160
Speaker 1: my mind down and say it's lower because every single

1065
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 1: time I try to say to mess up. And so

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00:56:56,719 --> 00:56:58,480
Speaker 1: we've had a new parody song every single day at

1067
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 1: this time, and it's been a lot of work. Yes,

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00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:04,880
Speaker 1: that's one of them, and um, and creating new songs

1069
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:06,880
Speaker 1: like this is really hard. So I decided for the

1070
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:09,279
Speaker 1: rest of the time leading up to Christmas, we'll just

1071
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:12,600
Speaker 1: improv one. What Yes, We're just improv one after we

1072
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:14,040
Speaker 1: play one of the ones we've already done because a

1073
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:15,399
Speaker 1: lot of people liked him want to hear him again

1074
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:18,160
Speaker 1: like that. And so here's the music right here. We're

1075
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:23,680
Speaker 1: gonna fret not we you English even, it's gonna just

1076
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 1: improv Chris right now. So we'll do it like an

1077
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 1: improv game. Um, Okay, English seven is going to sing

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Speaker 1: a song about um Santa being sad, and then Alex

1079
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 1: will give him the rest. Santa being sad while he

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00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:40,360
Speaker 1: has a bunch of really bad allergies and sneezing while

1081
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 1: he has bad allergies and sneezing. All right, this is

1082
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 1: another Holidays. There is another parody song for you and

1083
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 1: making it up on the spot, and I actually gonna

1084
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:51,640
Speaker 1: change the music anything. Well, as you guys know, this

1085
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:55,360
Speaker 1: is my full tay. Here we go. So Santa is

1086
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:58,360
Speaker 1: sad and he's having an allergy attack. This is the

1087
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:01,360
Speaker 1: new Christmas Classics. Santa's have in a bad day, he said,

1088
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 1: and got allergies. Okay, I'm sweating by He's already ready.

1089
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 1: Here we go. Let let me try to no, no,

1090
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:13,440
Speaker 1: I'll go wait for the beat to like actually come in. Okay,

1091
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:16,919
Speaker 1: and we're about to go. Here we go, Here we go.

1092
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:23,280
Speaker 1: I'm Santa, I'm sad. My allergies are really eff and bad.

1093
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:28,600
Speaker 1: I'm coming to the studio probably tomorrow because I'm going

1094
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:32,320
Speaker 1: to throw you in a hole. I don't like you.

1095
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 1: I'm sad my bowl. I'm gonna say, bully of what

1096
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 1: your bowl? Love soup and here we go. Thanks ju

1097
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:49,440
Speaker 1: Ju Boo for throwing me a bow. Terrible my name

1098
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:52,240
Speaker 1: Santa I got. I got a lot of prisons to

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Speaker 1: deliver this year. Oh wow. Number one Christmas classic right now.

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Speaker 1: It's Santa said and got bad allergies. It's definitely no.

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Speaker 1: Number one. Where you follow the show on social media.

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Speaker 1: At the Jewels Show, you can follow all of us individually.

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00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:08,960
Speaker 1: I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Dreas, I'm at

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Speaker 1: Evan on the radio. And we'll have another this time

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Speaker 1: improvised parody song for you this time tomorrow is coming up.

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00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:19,560
Speaker 1: Why are we doing I don't want to do this.

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00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:22,720
Speaker 1: You were great at it. That was an amazing song.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Look at I'm here, Yeah, thank you. All right,

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00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 1: you'll hear another one tomorrow at this time. To get

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Speaker 1: us on the Christmas spirit. Everybody, your phone, print, cabins,

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00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:34,160
Speaker 1: everything go on the twenties and next one is coming

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Speaker 1: up in just a few minutes. It's the Jewels Show,

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand.