Speaker 1: All right, Oh what's going on?
Speaker 2: Nothing? Andrew? How you doing? You know? Not much? This
Speaker 2: is serial Killers. Yeah, play one of the intro.
Speaker 1: Of course, I will pick one, anyone, this one?
Speaker 2: Sure? Oh no, we did that, okay, Louder, please.
Speaker 1: Guess, thank you? True? What's gonna be? Will tell you
Speaker 1: what's Sirachel been like, Sami kid. It's their life, Rick,
Speaker 1: everything from checks Vanilla to chrispyas great.
Speaker 2: That was a natural end point right there. You're getting
Speaker 2: pretty good at this audio thing, Andrew.
Speaker 1: Shoot.
Speaker 2: Thanks, This is serial Killers. It's the podcast where we
Speaker 2: talk about cereal. We will eat it and we will
Speaker 2: let you know how it is. So maybe you want
Speaker 2: to try it, maybe you don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what a fun concept it is, right. I can't
Speaker 1: believe we're already two hundred something episodes in.
Speaker 2: I think this is two eighteen maybe to seventeen somewhere
Speaker 2: in there, plus all the bonus episodes and all the
Speaker 2: old chats which are on Wednesdays where we talk about whatever.
Speaker 2: I think K five us Okay, Yeah, I think we're
Speaker 2: well over three hundred at this point. Yeah, so that
Speaker 2: is pretty cool. That is a milestone of sorts. It's
Speaker 2: almost our anniversary too. It's gonna be three years pretty soon. Inane,
Speaker 2: isn't it crazy?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like crazy Eddie? Who actually, really you're from this area,
Speaker 2: You're from New Jersey. His prices are.
Speaker 1: Insane, insane?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Eddie antar the whole thing. No, I
Speaker 2: don't know, all right anyway, zero clue. You're a youngster.
Speaker 2: I'm not that much older than you. And you don't
Speaker 2: know what crazy Eddie is.
Speaker 1: You're a young buck. How do you not know crazy Eddie?
Speaker 2: You know, if he were still in business, he'd be
Speaker 2: having a big sale today because it's President's Day.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: And I should have brought my powdered wig because it's
Speaker 2: actually George Washington's birthday.
Speaker 1: Oh nice, Yeah, I wish that we had. I'll play
Speaker 1: some colonial music. No, no, no, no, no presidential fact. You
Speaker 1: have a fun president fact. Yes, they liked old please
Speaker 1: Cereal YouTube, What are you doing? I just want to
Speaker 1: hear like, do do do Do Do Do Do Do
Speaker 1: Do Do do.
Speaker 2: Do Yankee doodle dan that line? I bet there was
Speaker 2: a cereal called Yankee Doodle. At some point, one hundred
Speaker 2: percent there was. Okay, can we stop with one hundred
Speaker 2: percent thing? Because, first of all, you're not totally short step.
Speaker 2: You're not totally short step.
Speaker 1: Everything needs to step. I'm Scott, and I want this
Speaker 1: to step. There's gonna be no riff raff in this house.
Speaker 1: I don't stand photos.
Speaker 2: I didn't like Yankee doodles the Drake's cakes because they
Speaker 2: were always very dry, you know. The yodels were good
Speaker 2: because they were covered in what are you doing? What
Speaker 2: is this? A pony to a feather in his hat
Speaker 2: and called it macaroni? All right, thank you, Okay, stop it.
Speaker 2: Why would you put a feather in your head and
Speaker 2: call that macaroni? I just think because it just rhymes. Anyway,
Speaker 2: let's eat Andrew, it's cereal time.
Speaker 1: I almost wish that, like I could go back to
Speaker 1: colonial times just to like speak like that, like, hey,
Speaker 1: put that feather in your cap. It looks like macaroni. No,
Speaker 1: they turned me out. Call it mac yeah, call it
Speaker 1: mac whatever?
Speaker 2: Okay now um, all right, So we got a package
Speaker 2: from our friends at Three Wishes. Oh, unfortunately we are
Speaker 2: a week late because this would have been a great
Speaker 2: Valentine Day cereal. Yeah, it's the latest from Three Wishes.
Speaker 1: Aren't they keto?
Speaker 2: Uh No, they're not. They're grain free. But they're not keto.
Speaker 1: Is this a bean cereal?
Speaker 2: More protein, less, sugar, gluten free? This one is limited
Speaker 2: edition chocolate covered strawberry. We had some pretty good success
Speaker 2: with three Wishes last time, if you remember.
Speaker 1: Yep, I can already see the ingredients.
Speaker 2: It's not chickpeas, yeah, chickpea, tapioka pea, protein, organic cane, sugar, cocoa,
Speaker 2: natural flavors, vegetable juice for color, salt, and monk fruit.
Speaker 2: But this is not one of the ones that has
Speaker 2: that aftertaste. Andrew, what is no? Diamond can't come in?
Speaker 2: She can't eat any of this, Andrew, please, you know, seriously,
Speaker 2: you don't want Diamond on the show. I really really don't.
Speaker 2: I don't let her. I like that she produces from Afar.
Speaker 1: And when you say produces, what do you actually mean?
Speaker 2: It stands outside and yells at us soundproof booth.
Speaker 1: Pretty much right. I can't believe we're gonna have to
Speaker 1: move from here soon? Like, what is the new cereal
Speaker 1: studio gonna look like it's.
Speaker 2: Going to be terrible? I know, well these look pretty good.
Speaker 1: What this looks like a legit butthole, like a poopy butthole.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, don't be rude to our friends. Oh they
Speaker 2: sent this, Yes, I told you that they sent it.
Speaker 1: Oh well they look like delicious treats from heaven. Well no, no, no,
Speaker 1: because if they're bad, they're bad. No.
Speaker 2: Can you guys not come in? Please? Seriously, I don't
Speaker 2: care to get in. It doesn't matter, It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: You guys come in and you ruin stuff. Seriously, what
Speaker 2: do you guys need?
Speaker 1: She eats coconut milk for her milk. She eats coconut milk.
Speaker 1: Who drinks coconut milk? Coconut would come in here and
Speaker 1: get cereal from the serial killers doing their podcast?
Speaker 2: That three people? Okay, Andrew, Yes see, we can't even
Speaker 2: cut this all out anymore.
Speaker 1: Do you got you can? You can do it.
Speaker 2: They're all good. Jeff, what's your favorite?
Speaker 1: Right? Do you want to try this? One? Diamond?
Speaker 2: Diamond's mad? Wait? Can we pour milk and eat? Please? Seriously?
Speaker 2: Have the cocoa pebbles with marshmallows. Renee sent us another box,
Speaker 2: and we don't need it because we already did it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you can open that, Thank you, Renee, appreciate it. But
Speaker 2: look if if if we don't like it. We don't
Speaker 2: like it. It's okay, all right, they're not paying us.
Speaker 2: Okay ready. I don't think the bad flavor is gonna
Speaker 2: kick him because there's no stevia. Yeah, okay, it's all
Speaker 2: it's really it's good at the beginning.
Speaker 1: I don't really like the strawberry.
Speaker 2: I don't like that there's a little bit of that
Speaker 2: after taste. It actually tastes like stevia. I think that's
Speaker 2: the monk fruit that we're tasting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not the biggest fan. I'm gonna give this
Speaker 1: one a bowl in a spoon. I'm not really feeling it.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. By Jeff, have a good day, guys. The
Speaker 1: milk is good. I'm not the biggest fan.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to agree with you. I apologize, guys,
Speaker 2: thank you so much for sending up. But bowl on
Speaker 2: a spoon. I agree with you on that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't think the strawberry adds anything good.
Speaker 1: The chocolate on its own. I think we've rated high. Yeah,
Speaker 1: chocolate with the strawberry. I'm just not a fan. It's
Speaker 1: the strawberry tastes a little too artificial, and I think
Speaker 1: it's my taste.
Speaker 2: It just has that it has that hint of after taste. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like it has the stevia or stevia whatever after taste.
Speaker 2: But you know, you guys are doing a good thing.
Speaker 2: Plus I saw you on the shelves. It's stull Lenard,
Speaker 2: So right on, got your buddy, Stu Lenard. Ducky. Do
Speaker 2: you know where he puts his Christmas tree? Right in
Speaker 2: wherever his wife whatever.
Speaker 1: Tells him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it wasn't Ducky. It was Stewie. Stewie the duck. Come,
Speaker 2: it was a duck. Get with it, yeah, get with it.
Speaker 1: But see again, how do you not know local supermarket chains, mascots? Listen, God,
Speaker 1: it's common sense.
Speaker 2: This is why that I would have a problem taking
Speaker 2: advertisements from a serial company. As much as I would
Speaker 2: love Three Wishes to advertise on this podcast, we have
Speaker 2: to tell it like it is. Yeah you know, So,
Speaker 2: I mean they could pay us and we would say
Speaker 2: serial killer sponsored by Three Wishes, Yeah you know, and
Speaker 2: then five minutes later, ah, we didn't like this one
Speaker 2: very much.
Speaker 1: Well, a lot of advertising understands that, so.
Speaker 2: You know, they don't. They sure don't like if we
Speaker 2: went on the big show and said that we didn't
Speaker 2: like something from an advertiser, they'd be hell to pay.
Speaker 2: They'd pull their ads and they would want their money back,
Speaker 2: and then some am I wrong?
Speaker 1: Well again, Usually in the concept phase, that's when you
Speaker 1: like disclose I dislike this and I don't want to
Speaker 1: talk about it this way. Then they redo the pitch
Speaker 1: to say, Okay, you don't like it. We understand that
Speaker 1: you have like integrity and like what your show is doing.
Speaker 1: We don't want to mess with that, so we just
Speaker 1: want you to do maybe this instead. That's the change.
Speaker 2: Here we go with the phone. I bet it's Diamond.
Speaker 1: No, she's mad.
Speaker 2: Oh it's Amy's at I know she's at the doctor.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I should answer this or not
Speaker 2: real quick. Sorry, hey, Amy, just let you know we're
Speaker 2: recording serial Killers right now, so you're live. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: maybe we don't want to talk about this right now,
Speaker 2: and I'll call you back in just a bit.
Speaker 1: Definitely not hello, Andrew, Hi Amy, So miss you? I
Speaker 1: miss you too.
Speaker 2: Would this have been gone a college's talk had I
Speaker 2: not been recording?
Speaker 1: This would have been more appropriate for bull chat?
Speaker 2: Okay, oh boy, I gotcha? All right, So give me
Speaker 2: about fifteen minutes. I'll call you back. I love you lots.
Speaker 2: Bye bye, No rush, she was close anyway. So what
Speaker 2: I was saying is, it's really it's really tough to
Speaker 2: take advertising from a company where you might say their
Speaker 2: things are not that great. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: No, agreed, But like I said, usually there's like several
Speaker 1: which one was points I think, yeah, because I didn't
Speaker 1: eat that much. Okay, again, there's like several points where
Speaker 1: it's checked upon. I don't understand what you're saying, so
Speaker 1: let's just move on to the next cereal. Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: you were the one who just said you knew everything,
Speaker 1: So I'm just anyway. So, by the way, usually you
Speaker 1: wouldn't have to say on the show, this is our
Speaker 1: favorite cereal, we're gonna give it five balls because you
Speaker 1: tell them in the pitch phase we're not a fan
Speaker 1: of the cereal and we don't want to talk it
Speaker 1: that way, talk about it that way.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Then they revise it to say, Okay, no.
Speaker 2: I know you said this all before, but it's not
Speaker 2: really the way it works anyway.
Speaker 1: It actually is, though, Just no, no, let's before we
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have this one get shut down on
Speaker 1: me because I do know what I'm actually talking about.
Speaker 2: Go ahead.
Speaker 1: There's no company we need to go ahead, because they've
Speaker 1: explained it now twice to you.
Speaker 2: There is no company that you could say we might
Speaker 2: not like your stuff.
Speaker 1: Right off the bat that I've worked with with this
Speaker 1: the big show really that we've disclosed we are not
Speaker 1: going to talk about it this way. But so you
Speaker 1: go on the air and say I don't really like
Speaker 1: this stuff, but they don't say it on air because
Speaker 1: again when I'm saying the pitch phase, when you have
Speaker 1: sales going back and forth, you just can't to them
Speaker 1: though we cannot talk.
Speaker 2: About it that way. I get what you're saying, but
Speaker 2: this whole podcast is about rating cereals. That's why we
Speaker 2: wouldn't put a cereal company on and then say we
Speaker 2: don't like the cereal.
Speaker 1: Again, that's what I'm saying to them, We're not going
Speaker 1: to rate the cereal, but you can still be a
Speaker 1: sponsor of the cereal.
Speaker 2: But why we can sponsor an episode. Why would we
Speaker 2: not rate the cereal? But you know we need a cereal.
Speaker 1: If we don't like it, then you take the money
Speaker 1: and you just have them sponsor an episode. It's not
Speaker 1: that it's not rocket science.
Speaker 2: Okay, So that means that you cannot try cereal at
Speaker 2: all from that company whatsoever. Say General Mills sponsored this podcast.
Speaker 2: We could never have another General Mill cereal unless we
Speaker 2: liked it. Is that what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I mean, if listen, that would they were going to
Speaker 1: give you a million dollars right now? Are you gonna
Speaker 1: say no?
Speaker 2: No? But that would screw this whole podcast. Next cereal anyway,
Speaker 2: So just so you know, every single cereal in this
Speaker 2: episode is listener supplied. So that one Three Wishes sent us,
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. They are listeners. They do listen
Speaker 2: to the show.
Speaker 1: Listen. It's not that I disliked it a lot. It's
Speaker 1: just the strawberry wasn't that good? And I'm still tasting
Speaker 1: I'm still tasting the aftertaste, you know what. It is
Speaker 1: probably good for some people, yes, but it was just okay,
Speaker 1: not today, all right?
Speaker 2: So great value is next. This is Walmart's brand Strawberry Awake.
Speaker 2: And again I know you'll say, oh, you don't remember anything.
Speaker 2: This was sent to us by a listener and I
Speaker 2: forgot to write the name on the top of the box.
Speaker 2: This might have been Jamie Moon. I don't know. It
Speaker 2: was from a big box and someone sent it to us. Okay,
Speaker 2: can we do a Scotti shake jingle?
Speaker 1: Please? Absolutely? Can I just say that I don't like
Speaker 1: the crosser puzzle on the back?
Speaker 2: Shake you got you shake your box?
Speaker 1: Shake you scotty shit.
Speaker 2: You can stop it now.
Speaker 1: I was just going to the bathing out.
Speaker 2: I was just going because the music was still on.
Speaker 1: You know what, if it makes you happy, then I'm
Speaker 1: here for that.
Speaker 2: It really doesn't. I'm sweating right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, well it work out.
Speaker 2: My heart is pounding.
Speaker 1: Your heart founding? Is this another cinnabon incident? No? No,
Speaker 1: my heart ticking time. My heart stopped on that one.
Speaker 1: It stopped now.
Speaker 2: Anyway, this is gonna be uh your equivalent to Kellogg's
Speaker 2: Special K with red berries.
Speaker 1: This drheumatics are just too much for me. I can't
Speaker 1: there you.
Speaker 2: Go, and I am a fan of Special K with
Speaker 2: red berries. Okay, I don't think you are. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: know your throat closes up. You need the EpiPen, the
Speaker 2: whole nine yards.
Speaker 1: I the EpiPen. I never said an eating an EpiPen.
Speaker 2: I'll be allergic to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it makes my throat itchy. That's all one two.
Speaker 2: Get it? Hmm hmm, pleasantly good.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: Are there any artificial flavors? Probably no, pretty good.
Speaker 1: I like it rice, whole grain, wheat, sugar, sugar. That's
Speaker 1: kind of high up there, but.
Speaker 2: That's all right.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give this three bowls in a spoon. Freeze
Speaker 1: dried strawberries, corn syrup. I'm not seeing. Oh there they are.
Speaker 1: That's a free dried strawberry.
Speaker 2: H I'm gonna give this three bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 2: I didn't copy you. I thought of it first, but
Speaker 2: you said it first, so that's fine. How But there's
Speaker 2: a lot of wow, there's this is a great crossword puzzle,
Speaker 2: and there's lots of games. Match the positives to the negatives.
Speaker 2: What does that mean? Just match them? And they call
Speaker 2: it criss cross. They called this a criss cross, not
Speaker 2: a crossroad puzzle. No, it's a cris cross.
Speaker 1: Maybe's because it's trademarked.
Speaker 2: I don't know. There's lots of word see. I don't
Speaker 2: like the way they spell fiber though. I don't like
Speaker 2: when they spell it f I b r E.
Speaker 1: That's very British.
Speaker 2: Fubrey. Yeah, that's pretty decent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like it. Yeah, three bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 1: I'm a fan.
Speaker 2: Now, if you would please pull up the international jingle?
Speaker 1: Not yet, Oh, we'll be.
Speaker 2: Back right after this.
Speaker 1: And we're back. Yeah, okay, do you want me to
Speaker 1: go international?
Speaker 2: Yes? Please?
Speaker 1: All right, well, time to go Serial Killers International?
Speaker 2: Thank you? Romiro?
Speaker 1: Who Romiro?
Speaker 2: He sent us some he sent us Carlos carlov isn't
Speaker 2: that stacks? Yeah? Remember Carlos the fifth of Carlos V. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so Ramiro sent two boxes that day. He also sent this,
Speaker 2: which I don't know. He said two other ones, but
Speaker 2: I thought the name of this one was pretty interesting.
Speaker 2: Choco Ronny's. Okay, even though it's probably chocolate Ronus, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: It's Chocarroni.
Speaker 2: You think Chocoarroni is like Macaroni's since we said macaroni
Speaker 2: at the beginning.
Speaker 1: They look like chocolate like dot Com Feather and his
Speaker 1: hot and called it choco. Oh wow, for President's Day.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: See great, This is another product of Mexico. Golden Foods
Speaker 2: is the brand. And let me tell you what I
Speaker 2: think is interesting?
Speaker 1: All right, tell me what you think is interesting and
Speaker 1: it's down because.
Speaker 2: Uh, Cooper and I were in the dollar store the
Speaker 2: other day because I know she likes to buy junk
Speaker 2: in the dollar store. And at the end of the day,
Speaker 2: first of all, it was a dollar twenty five. Now
Speaker 2: yeah they yeah, they need to change the name of us.
Speaker 2: Prices have changed, and she just likes to go in
Speaker 2: there and just buy junk. But you buy a lot
Speaker 2: of junk and it winds up being a lot of money.
Speaker 2: Even though it sounds like it's just a dollar, it's
Speaker 2: a lot more than that. So I found Cocoa balls, Okay,
Speaker 2: also Golden Foods, So this box is pretty much the same.
Speaker 2: This is just the Mexican version of the Americana.
Speaker 1: So Golden Coco Ball makes choco ronece and coco balls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and if you look, there's little mascots a little
Speaker 2: kids riding bikes and playing football stuff all over the
Speaker 2: Mexican one, but not on the American one. The American
Speaker 2: kids do not have fun. And there's like some fake
Speaker 2: milk being poured in on this one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's glue.
Speaker 2: So I think that we should try both of them
Speaker 2: and see what happens.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, say no more. I'm in I'm invested.
Speaker 2: Both of them say artificially flavored. Of course I don't
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: Whatever, it's gonna taste like Coco puffs.
Speaker 2: But I guess for a dollar you have to use
Speaker 2: artificial chocolate. Yeah, because you're not paying for the real cacao.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to open this one?
Speaker 2: If you can do it properly.
Speaker 1: Sure, If you can do it properly, of course, Well,
Speaker 1: thing to open it like this? Actually? All right?
Speaker 2: So it says product of Mexico. Ho and Mexico.
Speaker 1: Do you know what that means in Mexico? That means
Speaker 1: made in Mexico. I broke the bag. Oh god, I
Speaker 1: broke it so bad.
Speaker 2: You go, what's where's it? Where's it made? I guess
Speaker 2: this one's it made in Mexico.
Speaker 1: I ripped the bag a little wrong. That's okay, you
Speaker 1: do your thing, Andy, So we're gonna eat these. There's
Speaker 1: no like over chocolate. Do you look to it? They
Speaker 1: smell chocolate, yeah, kind of look a little dry, but
Speaker 1: they do.
Speaker 2: They don't have that glaze on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. But when you put them
Speaker 1: in the milk, yell a little bit.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's what happens when things get wet. I
Speaker 2: you already one two, three, No, I'm not really good
Speaker 2: at all. It almost I don't like. That's bad artificial
Speaker 2: chocolate flavor. Yeah, I don't like it. Tastes like a
Speaker 2: bag one ball like. Yeah, it tastes like the pipe.
Speaker 2: Are you getting like a like a.
Speaker 1: Weird after taste a little bit? M M. Something's wrong
Speaker 1: with that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably that's not good. It's not expired. It's good
Speaker 2: to all the end of May.
Speaker 1: I'm not getting good taste.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Mexican chocolate Ronnies one away one bowl. Yeah, that has
Speaker 1: a really weird aftertaste.
Speaker 2: You know what a spoon?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I didn't write anything down, damn it.
Speaker 1: Now you're gonna have to go back and listen to
Speaker 1: the episode.
Speaker 2: Gave me the pad. I think we both did three
Speaker 2: balls and a spoon on the awake, right, we did
Speaker 2: three one three one three wishes. We did a ball
Speaker 2: in a spoon.
Speaker 1: Each yeah, right, yeah, look at that.
Speaker 2: I remembered. Okay, and on this one, I'm giving a spoon.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it a bowl. It's not good at all.
Speaker 2: No, all right, let's try the American one. Here you go,
Speaker 2: cool Golden Foods cocoa balls. I think you should go
Speaker 2: to the doctor for that. Ready.
Speaker 1: Hmm. It's a different taste better, not great, also not
Speaker 1: very chocolatey. Yeah, this is more of just a Kicks ball. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but without anything. This is definitely dollar store cereal. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give this a bowl as well. Actually, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give it a bowl in a spoon because the
Speaker 1: chocarrone is something's wrong with the end of it, Like
Speaker 1: that tasted weird. I may die.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it two bowls. It's not the worst
Speaker 2: thing in the world, but it's certainly not Coco puffs,
Speaker 2: no at all.
Speaker 1: No, not even peloose.
Speaker 2: Where's Golden food? Oh wait a minute, hold on back
Speaker 2: the truck up.
Speaker 1: Beep beep.
Speaker 2: This American one also says product of Mexico. Huh, so
Speaker 2: they should taste the same.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they's up with that box.
Speaker 2: Cocoa balls and Chocoarroni's are two different cereals.
Speaker 1: Something's wrong with the box, That's what I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2: Cocoa ball says, now even better tasting, So maybe this
Speaker 2: is an older yeah cereal, and now this one's even
Speaker 2: better tasting.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2: And the milk really does not turn chocolate now, So
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on here.
Speaker 1: It's not great, that's what I'll say. Okay, not great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this whole episode, no, not great.
Speaker 2: This episode was kind of a clunker. Yeah, it's a clunker.
Speaker 2: This was really just like, I don't know, I just
Speaker 2: threw this together last minute. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: It's okay.
Speaker 2: We kind of needed to work ahead a little bit
Speaker 2: because we're going on vacation and the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Fine.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, we're on vacation right now.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, where are you Disney?
Speaker 2: Oh cool, I'm on a cruise in the middle. I
Speaker 2: don't know where. That's great in the Caribbean, I think,
Speaker 2: unless I'm not there yet.
Speaker 1: Nice. Wow, hope you're enjoying the Caribbean. Oh it's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Oh I can imagine anyway. Thank god we're still able
Speaker 1: to sit here and then just fly back to our location.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm on the ship right now. We're recording this.
Speaker 1: I have my The YouTube just looks it's holograms. You're right,
Speaker 1: we are in green metaverse. It's green screen. It's the metaverse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you know we should be in the Zuckerberg
Speaker 2: we should do a show from from somewhere from like
Speaker 2: when we're in two different places. That would be interesting.
Speaker 2: It could be maybe we'll do that for bull Chat
Speaker 2: this week. Maybe that would be fun. We'll see, or
Speaker 2: maybe there won't be a bit chat this week. We
Speaker 2: could always take one week off, but I don't think
Speaker 2: we should. Ah, right, Our listeners really really depend on
Speaker 2: us to be there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: Could you imagine waking up one morning and like your
Speaker 2: favorite thing just not being there? No, you are correct, right,
Speaker 2: it would be tragic, Like what would you wake up
Speaker 2: in the morning that isn't there? And you'd be like, oh,
Speaker 2: my life, Like you don't have a dog, so that
Speaker 2: not really that. Yeah, you don't really have much. Oh okay, right,
Speaker 2: thanks so much. I mean your life is relatively empty,
Speaker 2: Like what were you wake relatively empty?
Speaker 1: I didn't know yours was abundant with joy?
Speaker 2: No, but I like I wake up in the morning,
Speaker 2: you know, my wife and my kids and my dog.
Speaker 2: You just wake up and you're just there.
Speaker 1: I'm just there. Yeah, I don't have a family or
Speaker 1: friends who love me. You do just alone. But they're
Speaker 1: not I'm empty. They're not in your bed with you.
Speaker 1: In your house. So the way that you justify it
Speaker 1: is that because you have a family, they care about you,
Speaker 1: and I have no one.
Speaker 2: I don't mean that. Okay, so you wake up and
Speaker 2: what if your coffee maker was broken, you set it
Speaker 2: to go.
Speaker 1: My coffee maker is what matters most to me in
Speaker 1: my life. Whatever it is, just I have coffee here.
Speaker 1: So I don't even know what you're saying.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying something that's constant every morning. If you
Speaker 2: just woke up with it and it wasn't there something
Speaker 2: you depended on, a relied on every day, I couldn't
Speaker 2: say because of a human Well, okay, you went outside
Speaker 2: in your car, wasn't there. I don't know all you
Speaker 2: single people out there, you're empty and alone.
Speaker 1: It's not really what me Scott tell you that you're
Speaker 1: empty and alone, and really think about what matters most
Speaker 1: to you. It maybe your coffee maker, No, it may
Speaker 1: be your cell phone. Who knows if you don't have kids,
Speaker 1: or you're not married or have a dog. Apparently no
Speaker 1: one loves you. You are alone.
Speaker 2: Really, what I was trying to equate it to is
Speaker 2: if a listener was expecting a bull chat to be
Speaker 2: there on a Wednesday when they woke up and it
Speaker 2: wasn't there, they'd be like, oh, my routine is thrown off.
Speaker 2: Something's different. I can't don't know if I can go.
Speaker 2: That's the nicer way of saying it, but that's what
Speaker 2: I was trying to say. Yeah, instead, you called me
Speaker 2: an empty, shallow human. No, you called yourself that. No.
Speaker 1: No, Once me go back and re listen to this,
Speaker 1: you'll hear. It starts off with I wake up to
Speaker 1: kids and a wife and a dog. And what do
Speaker 1: you wake up to? A coffee maker? Cool?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 1: Sorry, do you have anybody, anybody that you wake up
Speaker 1: too that you think like, oh, i'd miss that now
Speaker 1: because you're empty. We'll have fun with your coffee maker.
Speaker 1: I have a great show. Everybody, stop, stop anyway.
Speaker 2: I love you Andrew, you know I do?
Speaker 1: Yes, I really, at least one person does outside of
Speaker 1: my coffee maker exactly. So if I wasn't here one morning,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't have any love, I guess. So right, Yep,
Speaker 1: that's it.
Speaker 2: All right. I think we should go bye. Everybody please
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and what nothing?
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it for me.
Speaker 2: So we will see you on Wednesday with an all
Speaker 2: new bull Chat because we need you to be able
Speaker 2: to wake up to something.
Speaker 1: You got to wake up to something, otherwise you're a
Speaker 1: shell of a human alone in this barren world. So
Speaker 1: good luck, single people. Yeah, that you have nothing. I
Speaker 1: didn't say that you have nothing.
Speaker 2: Didn't say that. All right, we got to Okay.
Speaker 1: It's been real. It's been nice, in other words, been
Speaker 1: real nice. You stole that, yeah from Diamond.
Speaker 2: No, they also said that on on Unhappy Endings.
Speaker 1: What No they didn't, Yes they did, No, they didn't
Speaker 1: they did. I'll find you the episode, please do, because
Speaker 1: I don't remember that clip at all.
Speaker 2: They did, that's why. So, oh Andrew stole that.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's the one thing that's missing in my life.
Speaker 1: I guess that show you love it. I'm empty anyway,
Speaker 1: I've been empty ever since.
Speaker 2: All Right, Serial Killer's done. Thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 2: We'll see you on Wednesday. Andrew I love you. Have
Speaker 2: a wonderful day, all right, and uh say crunch and run,
Speaker 2: crunch the roof of my mouth and I'm choking all that.
Speaker 1: Well, you have so many people that depend on you.
Speaker 1: I hope you don't go away. I would if I
Speaker 1: went away tomorrow, nobody would care. I would again. You
Speaker 1: and my coffee maker. Bye.
Speaker 2: You're a constant in my life.
Speaker 1: Andy, Okay, bye bye.
Speaker 2: Yeah,