Speaker 1: If you thought more hours a day, minutes a week
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Speaker 1: the old republic a sole fashion of fairness. He treats
Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich
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Speaker 1: we have to follow. And joining us now sash his
Speaker 1: way in the man from West of the four oh five,
Speaker 1: the villain David gesc I did some I did some
Speaker 1: crime scene investigative work from yesterday, your inquiry from yesterday.
Speaker 1: Curry Body. Curry Body is known as the latest time
Speaker 1: zone on Earth. Where does that look? It is? Uh?
Speaker 1: It's considered. I don't know. I guess it stretches island. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's got to be an island. Ever heard of it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How many hours behind is it of the first time zone? Well,
Speaker 1: that's a good question. I looked at up there. You
Speaker 1: didn't look that up, so you have you have a
Speaker 1: partial answer. It's the latest. You asked yesterday what the
Speaker 1: latest time zone is? Well, the last, yes, because you
Speaker 1: have like Australia brings up the beginning of the time
Speaker 1: and then the end has to be somewhere. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: we're nineteen hours in the on the west coast of
Speaker 1: the United States. We're nineteen hours behind New Zealand. So
Speaker 1: they said there would be no math and there should
Speaker 1: not be math time zone. As farthest behind is the
Speaker 1: Baker Island time Baker Island, but they say cure body
Speaker 1: is the latest time zone, which is uh. They listed
Speaker 1: as plus four hundred on the Universal Time Zone Club.
Speaker 1: You said Baker Island is the last time Yeah, Baker
Speaker 1: as it sounds, Yeah, Baker's it's not even on my
Speaker 1: on your big board. I have a thing I can
Speaker 1: check different locations, locales, what's another one, Give me another town.
Speaker 1: It's on that list year. I look it up, Currey body,
Speaker 1: K I R I B A T I I be
Speaker 1: carry aboudy Okay, I want to say, oh yeah, twenty
Speaker 1: one hours. It's good. I believe it is the that's
Speaker 1: the difference. So there are two hours past New Zealand.
Speaker 1: How about this for a for a trivia question for you?
Speaker 1: What is the what is the national abbreviation for Germany?
Speaker 1: You know the United States as USA G E R. No,
Speaker 1: it is D E E D E Deutschland. Are you
Speaker 1: moving to Germany? No, you will not be moving to
Speaker 1: German No, but I might be moving closer to you.
Speaker 1: It's got a great story. Yeah, well you don't know
Speaker 1: where I live. You have no idea right now. I
Speaker 1: live in a temperar you and Joe's knocks up in Malibu,
Speaker 1: up west of the four oh five. You guys, is
Speaker 1: that is incorrect. I'm living at a halfway high now,
Speaker 1: much like my listeners wish they were living in a
Speaker 1: half he half pint. Big story this week on the show,
Speaker 1: Half Pint ends up in jail facing two and a
Speaker 1: half to five years in jail for meth. According to
Speaker 1: beer drinking Brian, that was his math of the day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a little math on the overnight. What the fuck well?
Speaker 1: I mean, listen that people get down that rabbit hole. Man,
Speaker 1: you go down, you start with the meth. You can't
Speaker 1: stop with the meth. Man, you get addicted to it.
Speaker 1: That's what drug addiction is all about, my man. That's
Speaker 1: why you don't start. Don't start, you can't stop. Uh.
Speaker 1: It's she's the very small half. That's why I call
Speaker 1: her half punch. She's not a full punch to half
Speaker 1: point and then beer drinking Brian, who's is lean and
Speaker 1: mean as possible. Yeah. Interesting, So you move? Where are
Speaker 1: you moving to? Where are you leaving? Two parts? Unknown parts? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you tease, but you're not gonna pay off the team.
Speaker 1: I um, I invite you out to a venue or
Speaker 1: to last weekend, and um, you were unavailable. You had
Speaker 1: other obligations. I was available earlier in the day, but
Speaker 1: you were not. Yeah, I was. I was asking I'm available,
Speaker 1: by the way, if you want this weekend during the day.
Speaker 1: And I worked during the day and you forgot that.
Speaker 1: I'm stuck here and I don't call out work. I
Speaker 1: call it a work to go to work. I Uh.
Speaker 1: I went with a colleague of mine, a friend of mine,
Speaker 1: childhood friend. His wife was gone for the weekend, so
Speaker 1: he want to go out. This guy is like a
Speaker 1: This guy is you times ten in terms of introverts,
Speaker 1: doesn't do anything, doesn't go out. And I invited him
Speaker 1: to uh to Javier's. It is a great spot. It
Speaker 1: is in Crystal Cove. It's the south point of Newport
Speaker 1: Beach off a Pacific Coast Highway. And Ben, I get
Speaker 1: into the parking lot, I see a tesla, a Maserati
Speaker 1: or range Rover, Like, obviously this is way above my
Speaker 1: weight us so obviously not valeting my car. I you know,
Speaker 1: I had to park a little bit, you know, weighs
Speaker 1: down a little bit. But this restaurant, it's a Mexican spot,
Speaker 1: really good food, a little overpriced. But that's why I
Speaker 1: don't like overpriced. You lost me it over. The food
Speaker 1: is good. I've eaten there. The food is good. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm more of a Tito's Tacos place where the food
Speaker 1: is also over priced, yeah, but better. But what you're
Speaker 1: going for the real estate, and you're going for the scenery.
Speaker 1: So that's what we went for. We went for the ambiance,
Speaker 1: if you will. We went to watch the Clipper game
Speaker 1: Clippers and Sons and then um and they obviously we
Speaker 1: went for the for the ambiance and uh, it was
Speaker 1: a full deck. I would just say it was packed
Speaker 1: wall to wall with with a plus talent. And Uh,
Speaker 1: my buddy want to go to Mastros. Mastros is like
Speaker 1: in the same parking plaza, and I said, Okay, after
Speaker 1: we're done with dinner, let's go down there. So we
Speaker 1: decided to go to Mastros. I was underdressed, he was overdressed,
Speaker 1: which was per fixed. So we walked in and had
Speaker 1: a couple of drinks and as we were at the
Speaker 1: bar area for drinks, a group of girls congregated to
Speaker 1: us because they were at Javiers and they saw us
Speaker 1: at Javiers earlier that they didn't come by. So we
Speaker 1: started bullshitt and talking and I got introduced by one
Speaker 1: of the one of one of the women, she said, Hey,
Speaker 1: my friend thinks you're good looking. She's single, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: So she introduces me to her, and as we started talking,
Speaker 1: I just thought like, man, this girl she wants to talk,
Speaker 1: but she really doesn't have much in terms of the
Speaker 1: conversation skills. Well, she bolts to go to the go
Speaker 1: to the restroom and her friend, the one that introduced us,
Speaker 1: came back to me and she whispers in my hair like, hey,
Speaker 1: just be careful. Like she's getting over a relationship, her
Speaker 1: husband or her boyfriend or whatever is in the joint
Speaker 1: Like what she like, Yeah, he's been in prison for
Speaker 1: four years. She's having a hard time about it. I
Speaker 1: was like like, yeah, you know what, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I'm gonna be going that way. She's like, oh, perfect,
Speaker 1: that's great, that's great, don't worry about it. Pulls out
Speaker 1: her phone. She said, let me take a picture of you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send this to my friend. Well, she's the matchmaker.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what I said, dating website. So what do
Speaker 1: you do? And she said she works for Microsoft. She
Speaker 1: wants to set me up with this fifty year old
Speaker 1: And uh, that's a younger lady for you. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: definitely younger, Yeah, much younger by a decade of And
Speaker 1: I just thought to myself, a wow, and uh And
Speaker 1: it turns out and this woman works for a major
Speaker 1: player in the in the hospitality industry, and um, so
Speaker 1: it's just are you gonna it's just gonna blossom? Into something.
Speaker 1: You guess, are you trying to Are you gonna go
Speaker 1: with a lot of women do where they they date
Speaker 1: serial dating, well men with money and then they try
Speaker 1: to cash in on that, like sugar daddies. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: a sugar You don't have a sugar mama. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I'm not one to serial date.
Speaker 1: But it's just it's a healthy reminder because we haven't
Speaker 1: been out in a long time because of COVID that
Speaker 1: Newport Beach, Crystal Cove, Navier's Mastros, it's undefeated. You could
Speaker 1: just like that. You know who used to hang out
Speaker 1: there all the time. Yeah, Kobe. That was Kobe spot
Speaker 1: as he lived down in Newport and that's where he
Speaker 1: would hang out. Yeah. You when you and Steve were
Speaker 1: talking yesterday about the Angels and working out there in Anaheim,
Speaker 1: you mentioned one sports bar, Nationals. I thought you guys
Speaker 1: were talking about another sports bar called the Catch. No,
Speaker 1: I've been to the Cash, but catches like a cougar
Speaker 1: Den as well. Now, we used to hang out the
Speaker 1: National Sports Grew, which hasn't been there in years, and
Speaker 1: that was our spot and we get the sampler. They
Speaker 1: had pool tables, a lot of TVs. It was. It
Speaker 1: was a cool place to mingle. And not that I'm
Speaker 1: very social, even I as an introvert, not the party animal,
Speaker 1: go out there and have a good time. When I
Speaker 1: had my fake idea at sixteen, I would go there.
Speaker 1: That was the only place I'd go to. The one
Speaker 1: in Torrance and the one in Anaheim worked every time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a cool place. What happened went on obviously
Speaker 1: went on a business a long time ago. I guess
Speaker 1: it's a It's a hard business to keep around, right,
Speaker 1: the profit margin is not great? So I have so
Speaker 1: are you gonna follow up on that? Guess? By the way,
Speaker 1: are you're gonna? I think I should, right, I just
Speaker 1: you know, I call ride these ways out see what
Speaker 1: kind of lottery tickets I can land? Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: so I have the I have the pros and the
Speaker 1: cons here. So as we talked about in a previous episode,
Speaker 1: and I just mentioned, I'm living in a halfway house,
Speaker 1: h my the Mallard mansion that I'll be moving to.
Speaker 1: I sold my house and then the Mallard mansion that
Speaker 1: I'm moving to is being renovated and it's hopefully going
Speaker 1: to be done in sometime in August, like mid August. Yeah,
Speaker 1: mid August. So I'm living in a lot. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of work to do. So I'm I'm living in
Speaker 1: a temporary house and I've had to make some adjustments.
Speaker 1: And like anything in life, you have the positives and
Speaker 1: the negatives. I learned that when I was a kid.
Speaker 1: You take the good, you take the bad. You take
Speaker 1: them both, and you have the facts of life. The
Speaker 1: facts of life. That's the old old TV show. So
Speaker 1: the positives here. The house, it's I've got my studio
Speaker 1: set up. I think it sounds better than the old studio.
Speaker 1: The line solid, which is great. Um, got a lot
Speaker 1: of space, you know. We we have enough space. You're
Speaker 1: not not as big as the old place. Put enough space.
Speaker 1: It's got a very powerful air conditioner, which is important
Speaker 1: in the summertime July gets hot. Air condition and water pressure.
Speaker 1: Water water pressure is not particularly good because we have
Speaker 1: not adjusted the filter on the showerhead because we're only
Speaker 1: temporarily here. But I promise you at the next house
Speaker 1: we will doctor the showerhead. Um, there's a garage for
Speaker 1: them mobile. Now the negatives. It's got this h o A.
Speaker 1: There's an older crowd that lives here. There's h o
Speaker 1: A which is a problem. The big guessed red check
Speaker 1: mark though to the halfway house I've lived here for
Speaker 1: a few weeks now is the lack of a doggie door.
Speaker 1: And Bella has taken full advantage my ships. Bella has
Speaker 1: taken full advantage to turn the entryway into a ship house.
Speaker 1: And she's pretty good about pawing at one of us
Speaker 1: here for the number one to go out and you know,
Speaker 1: and go to the bath number. But when it comes
Speaker 1: time to jump on the poop train, she cannot be bothered.
Speaker 1: Oh and you and the misses have flip flop schedules. Now, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: she's working during the day and I'm working at night,
Speaker 1: and so during the day Bella he likes to go out.
Speaker 1: And but I am happy to report the Mallard Mansion.
Speaker 1: When it is done, we'll have the new Mallard Mansion.
Speaker 1: I will have a doggie door. So Bella will be
Speaker 1: if she still continues to crap all over the place,
Speaker 1: she will be punished if she continues her third world
Speaker 1: steaming piles of dump in the in the new place.
Speaker 1: So there's she's gotta say. She's ready to be in
Speaker 1: San Francisco or l A for that matter. Let's be honest,
Speaker 1: the same stuff is happening in l A. That's not
Speaker 1: to pretend like that's your governor right there, Gavin Newsom
Speaker 1: that he recalled date has been set in September. Yeah,
Speaker 1: recalled date for Gavin Newsom has been set. Are you
Speaker 1: going to vote for Caitlyn Jenner to replace? I don't
Speaker 1: know who I'm gonna vote for. I mean, we've got
Speaker 1: looking ship going down all over the place. We got
Speaker 1: we got it going on. Man, how about the sample this? Now?
Speaker 1: I mentioned this briefly on the show. So I snuck away.
Speaker 1: I was running some errands this week. I was meandering
Speaker 1: around Costco. Don't buy some water. We don't have filtered
Speaker 1: water here, soide some water do you buy? Do you
Speaker 1: buy the jug with the water filter in it? Or
Speaker 1: do you just buy filtered water by the bomb by
Speaker 1: Kirkland brand purified water turning some right now. They're not
Speaker 1: a sponsor, no they're not, but it's good. So I'm
Speaker 1: walking around and like whatever, And I I walked into
Speaker 1: the store per normal, and I was greeted by like this,
Speaker 1: this ray of light, like an old friend. And it
Speaker 1: was a bunch of old women in hairnets who were
Speaker 1: hawking samples. The samples are back. That's right, the samples
Speaker 1: are back, and they have returned to Costco and it's wonderful.
Speaker 1: What was your first sample, Well, the first one was
Speaker 1: a little baggy of potato chips. It was a little
Speaker 1: bag Then they've changed the samples a little bit. They
Speaker 1: a lot of them. If they're not like really hot,
Speaker 1: fresh out of the bakery, you know the bakery, the
Speaker 1: the mini oven they have, they'll put them in a
Speaker 1: bag um. And I went through. I had a half
Speaker 1: a pancake. They had a half a pancake. But it
Speaker 1: was like riding a bike. It was like muscle memory
Speaker 1: kicked in and I was so I was so excited.
Speaker 1: I actually posted a photo on Instagram and on Facebook
Speaker 1: that my old friend had returned. And I was a
Speaker 1: little concerned. I was nervous. You know, it's like you
Speaker 1: hadn't played in a while. It was the off season.
Speaker 1: Was the off season with the COVID No samples and
Speaker 1: get back in the batter's brox and bam, you know,
Speaker 1: moonshot upper deck, get out the ride, bread and the mustard.
Speaker 1: It's grand Salami. Time, I'm a little worried for you. Now.
Speaker 1: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Speaker 1: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio and the I Heart Radio app. Be
Speaker 1: sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show
Speaker 1: weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Because during
Speaker 1: the year of COVID, we've had the COVID Third Team
Speaker 1: where there's so many people gaining an abnormal amount of weight. Yes,
Speaker 1: but you've gone in the reverse like you've lost a
Speaker 1: ship ton of weight and now a samples coming back,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get fat again. No, I'm not gonna get
Speaker 1: fat again because I'm only going to eat in the
Speaker 1: window I'm allowed to eat. So that's it. Like all
Speaker 1: on Saturday, I have a little more leeway, So I'll
Speaker 1: go in there and I will plane my day around
Speaker 1: the samples. And the cool thing about the samples when
Speaker 1: I went is people were still a little gunshot, a
Speaker 1: lot of people still wearing masks. And I don't know
Speaker 1: if you should eat the samples. Maybe you shouldn't eat
Speaker 1: the samples, which just meant more for me. I just
Speaker 1: meant more for me so I was happy about that.
Speaker 1: You're not worried about the Delta variant while you're at Costco.
Speaker 1: Oh god, no, please, you get I know you're very concerned.
Speaker 1: You've washed your hands a lot, they're guests. You're very
Speaker 1: concerned about all that. Yeah, I washed my hands for
Speaker 1: different reasons. No, I I mean I'm in the gym
Speaker 1: as much as possible. I load up on vitamins, I
Speaker 1: get plenty of sun I know a lot of people
Speaker 1: that we work with, they're just apprehensive about being around anybody. Um,
Speaker 1: they look at you like you got cooties. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean you got the cooties. Yeah. I mean you've got
Speaker 1: people in here that need has mat suits on the
Speaker 1: way they act. But I'm not like that. I am.
Speaker 1: I am not like that. I've at least they took
Speaker 1: the signs down though. At Fox Sports Radio. That doesn't
Speaker 1: mean anything. Though we've we've had we've had acknowledgements, and
Speaker 1: we've had internal memos it say, despite that we are
Speaker 1: required to wear masks. Yeah, if an individual is not vaccinated,
Speaker 1: he or she has to wear a mask. Did not
Speaker 1: stipulate at that person has natural immunity, just if they
Speaker 1: have not been vaccinated. So how do they enforce that,
Speaker 1: I don't know. But the fascinating thing is is that
Speaker 1: just because well, what's the point of being vaccinated? Then
Speaker 1: if other people need to have a mask on that
Speaker 1: aren't vaccinated because the idea is you're gonna have protection, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's that's I don't there the mask things not going
Speaker 1: to come back. People are people have moved on. There's
Speaker 1: some people moving There still a lot of people that
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I'm telling you, the rest of our lives,
Speaker 1: there is always gonna be some people that are gonna
Speaker 1: wear masks. It's gonna be. It's like when I was
Speaker 1: a kid, my parents, uh you know, their parents were
Speaker 1: part of the Great Depression, and so they hoarded food.
Speaker 1: My mom hoarded toilet paper before it was cool. The
Speaker 1: hord toilet paper and all kinds of food prepared for
Speaker 1: nuclear winter. And I'm sure for us are people around
Speaker 1: our age the rest of our lives are are these
Speaker 1: people that will always wear masks, would have never worn
Speaker 1: masks before because they're convinced that is their way to
Speaker 1: stay healthy. What do you remember, though, when we back
Speaker 1: in the day, back in the day, like before last year,
Speaker 1: we would go to work sick, cold, hay fever, flu,
Speaker 1: stomach bug, you know, blood comeing out of your eyes,
Speaker 1: blood coming out of your ass, whatever it was. You're
Speaker 1: coming to work like you've come to work when you're
Speaker 1: sick and and and if you didn't, your bosses would
Speaker 1: kind of say, are you sure you can't come in,
Speaker 1: kind of giving you like that little nudge and now
Speaker 1: God forbid you know. Well, the model and I followed,
Speaker 1: take a couple of ass and rub some dirt on
Speaker 1: it that kind of yes, get back out there and play.
Speaker 1: And I feel like you're letting your teammates down. Has
Speaker 1: it really changed though? It's still cool because I know
Speaker 1: when I don't take a lot of time off, but
Speaker 1: when I do take time and they're pretty cool because
Speaker 1: I don't take a lot of time off, but some
Speaker 1: people they're not around much at all, a lot of time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've had an added holiday obviously. Yeah, people look for
Speaker 1: for ways to spring loots to the I'm all for
Speaker 1: more holidays because it's more comp days, so I'll work anyway.
Speaker 1: I don't really care. They just keep adding holidays and
Speaker 1: that's fine. Yeah, I mean I need the holidays they
Speaker 1: have in Europe. You're European. Now you're a German. Do
Speaker 1: they have many more holidays there? And you know in
Speaker 1: the different countries. I'm gonna try to get out there
Speaker 1: for the championship game. You should come, We should, We
Speaker 1: should if you Makenna do it, if you get them
Speaker 1: to pay, I will go about that. What if I
Speaker 1: can get I'm a pilot to hook us up. Always
Speaker 1: sliding in your like a sort of at the suit store.
Speaker 1: That's different though, you're how it's got to be with
Speaker 1: Lasorda is an asshole? Or wasn't that? You don't know
Speaker 1: that number one you've never met. But we talk. We
Speaker 1: correspond email this week. By the way, he's busy. He's
Speaker 1: like touring the world is what I like. Talk to
Speaker 1: us all the time. He's got better things to do.
Speaker 1: But let's do this. We can go. It's a whole
Speaker 1: It's one thing to send a hat guest gun. It's
Speaker 1: a different thing to fly a plane. You know much
Speaker 1: the fuel costs and all that come on. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: international flights typically aren't full. I would guess they're probably
Speaker 1: half full, especially nowadays. So we can do this. We
Speaker 1: can do Berlin, we could do Hamburg, wherever. These championships.
Speaker 1: You know what you need. We need the Willie May's
Speaker 1: package is what we need. Right, William May's got that
Speaker 1: deal with American Airlines, right, it's rights five thousand fly
Speaker 1: anywhere you want, limited flights and great. Now, okay, here's
Speaker 1: a question for you. Let's go to Paris and have lunch,
Speaker 1: will fly back now. Because the cost of well, I
Speaker 1: don't know, because you don't travel a lot. But if
Speaker 1: you have the ability to have that kind of a
Speaker 1: hook up or any kind of Bobby Buonia contract that
Speaker 1: was given to you until what would you rather have?
Speaker 1: So I'd rather have the money just not have to
Speaker 1: earn it, just get it every every year, or the
Speaker 1: ability to travel and I have to pay for it. Well,
Speaker 1: I'd rather have the money because then you can travel
Speaker 1: with the money if you want to. You can spend
Speaker 1: the money and travel, so that that would be the
Speaker 1: best of both worlds. I there's a guy Lanced the
Speaker 1: bus driver that was one of our callers back in
Speaker 1: a different era of the show, right in San Francisco,
Speaker 1: and he's been on disability for like several years, but
Speaker 1: he travels all over the globe because he's got a
Speaker 1: hook up at the hotel, and I think his wife
Speaker 1: works at the airline. He's got like family rates, friends
Speaker 1: fly free friends and family whatever. And then he has
Speaker 1: a hotel hook up. Yeah, so he's like he's a
Speaker 1: bust dry Would you make decent money as a bus
Speaker 1: driver San Francisco? It's a union gig, but he just
Speaker 1: travels around. It was like it used to send me photos. Look,
Speaker 1: well I'm in you know, I'm in is standing bull
Speaker 1: or wherever. That's awesome. Congratulations, that is awesome. Now what
Speaker 1: happens when San Francisco goes all electric? Is he gonna
Speaker 1: be out of a job. Well, no, they still need busses.
Speaker 1: They'll just put the buses electric. You think so, Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course they don't need public transportation. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: In fact, if they make it, public want more public transportation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they might make it or it's artificial intelligence driving
Speaker 1: these vehicles. I don't think we're We're not at that point.
Speaker 1: I would be very surprised if we're in. I know
Speaker 1: that Tesla's got the self driving thing and all that
Speaker 1: the liability for a city to do that, because he
Speaker 1: knows something's inevitably gonna go wrong and someone's gonna get killed,
Speaker 1: and then who do you sue? You? You can't sue
Speaker 1: the bus drout. You see that. It's it's a mess.
Speaker 1: We'll have to sort that out, all right. I have
Speaker 1: a few gets scientifical, and then we got to get
Speaker 1: out of here because we have they have the Sunday podcast,
Speaker 1: which we will we will do here. We can't put
Speaker 1: on that the Sunday Why would you want to put
Speaker 1: on the Sunday part? You don't have a lot of
Speaker 1: good people who want to mingle, and your Mr Sociable
Speaker 1: over there, you're the people person you should want to
Speaker 1: interact with the unwashed. I don't know, unless it's someone
Speaker 1: driving up from San Diego to come visit me in Pasadena,
Speaker 1: I don't know. So you're saying you don't get the
Speaker 1: Trevor Bauer treatment there on your people's sliding in and
Speaker 1: wanting to stoop you randomly. What's the furthest you've ever
Speaker 1: driven for a booty call? I think Santa Barbara. I
Speaker 1: think was at least that's a great destination too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if it doesn't go well, you can you can do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but my guys will drive anywhere. But usually the trope
Speaker 1: of women is they won't right because you know women
Speaker 1: don't have to. Why would you drive unless the guys loaded?
Speaker 1: And then you're like, all right, I'll go wherever there
Speaker 1: you go. Talks and fools walk. I drove from San
Speaker 1: Diego to l A once for for a booty call,
Speaker 1: and I drove l A to Vegas ones for a
Speaker 1: booty call and left the same night too. It made
Speaker 1: the walk of shame. No, I wasn't a walk of
Speaker 1: shame if you're proud of what you did. But she
Speaker 1: was being an absolute wait for it, cunt. Wow. I mean,
Speaker 1: my god, you you just said to see what you
Speaker 1: can't say that? Yes? Wait, wait, we got a lot
Speaker 1: of acknowledgement last week from that being our our number
Speaker 1: one I swear word on the on the platform, so
Speaker 1: a few get scientifical. Uh. Superhero vaccine coming soon, yeah,
Speaker 1: a ground This is out of a study from Stanford.
Speaker 1: A ground baking superhero vaccine inspired by the DNA code
Speaker 1: of Olympic athletes could that's a weazel word could help
Speaker 1: transform society over the next decade, So that means by
Speaker 1: it's according to a genetic scientists who claims the vaccine
Speaker 1: would provide lifelong protection against three of the top ten
Speaker 1: leading causes of death. Coin to Stanford, the so called
Speaker 1: Superhero vaccine would offer protection long term protection against heart disease, stroke,
Speaker 1: heart disease, stroke, Alzheimer's disease, and liver disease. Okay, so
Speaker 1: guess Jean, I know you're reluctant with the vaccine. If
Speaker 1: someone offered you this, yes, would you take that? You would?
Speaker 1: But would you be one of the first people to
Speaker 1: take Yeah, you would. On that one, you'd be good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll be good on that. You and I both know
Speaker 1: a lot of people professionally and personally that have been
Speaker 1: impacted by dimension Alzheimer's. That's huge. And then yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean you look at the number one death for Americans
Speaker 1: is heart disease, especially in men because it coincides was stress.
Speaker 1: So just our lifestyles alone with the stress that we
Speaker 1: have from you know, working not regular nine of fives
Speaker 1: and working majority of the time. Yeah, those two things
Speaker 1: as Americans. Yeah, they get after you. So I would
Speaker 1: definitely take that. Stanford does some great stuff the Superhero vaccine.
Speaker 1: Yeah sounds good. Now, would you be more prone to
Speaker 1: do that or to go neural link with Elon Musk
Speaker 1: and having a chip in your brain that would prevent
Speaker 1: or limit anything. The neural link thing with with musk
Speaker 1: is something where if you're I wouldn't really be interested
Speaker 1: in that. But if I was paralyzed and that could
Speaker 1: get me to walk again or something, yeah, of course
Speaker 1: I would do that. Why wouldn't I thought the genesis
Speaker 1: of that came around the way that your brain functions
Speaker 1: would deteriorate due to UH Alzheimer's dementia, other kinds of
Speaker 1: other forms of dementia. I don't know if it would
Speaker 1: and mentioned paralyzation. Hasn't some of that stuff already happened,
Speaker 1: like in China and other countries where they've already experimented
Speaker 1: with that stuff where they don't have the restrictions that
Speaker 1: we have and their militaryants, and just let's tossing it
Speaker 1: out there. Hey, fog warning, A fog warning in the
Speaker 1: let's get scientical. Uh. And so, parents, if you've got
Speaker 1: young kids, we got a lot of listeners of this
Speaker 1: podcast that listen while they're taking care of their kids.
Speaker 1: Study finds parents are walking around in a days even
Speaker 1: when they're wide awake. The average American parents loses nearly
Speaker 1: wait for it, four thousand hours to what they call
Speaker 1: brain fog when raising children. According to a new survey,
Speaker 1: parents over thirty reveal that this breaks down to about
Speaker 1: two d nineteen hours for every year of parenting. The
Speaker 1: average respondent gets so distracted the loose focus on up
Speaker 1: to three tasks a day, resulting in a loss of
Speaker 1: thirty six minutes daily. Six to ten blame the blur
Speaker 1: of not getting enough sleep and having low energy as
Speaker 1: the reason they don't always properly hydrate. They miss meals
Speaker 1: and even forget birthdays. Well, missing meals isn't one of them.
Speaker 1: But eating bad certainly is. Because you get fogged from
Speaker 1: eating bad food when when it's high in in fat,
Speaker 1: when it's high in sugar, when it's high in carbohydrates. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that that will cause the fog. But yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: the same thing with with sleep, like thereof that's not
Speaker 1: I mean, I know you don't get much sleep, but
Speaker 1: I don't get a lot of sleep, and I don't
Speaker 1: eat very much. Off your phone, somebody call me right now.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's rude. It's a scam, says scam.
Speaker 1: Likely may scam phone calls. Do you get a day?
Speaker 1: Would you say? Just ballpark? Well, I've gotten tons more
Speaker 1: since we had to file. I fill out all these
Speaker 1: docuse signs in my number to sell the house, and
Speaker 1: these trolling assholes go out and I'm like, i'd say
Speaker 1: I get seven a day. I'm thinking, I'm seven a day.
Speaker 1: It's NonStop, man, NonStop political stuff like the the fake
Speaker 1: FBI stuff, the fake bank stuff, UM car servicing stuff. Man,
Speaker 1: all right, fake last one on scientific, We're gonna get
Speaker 1: out of here. Fake it. Three and five Americans are
Speaker 1: faking it through life. This rings a bell with gascon uh.
Speaker 1: New survey reveals that six have confessed to faking it
Speaker 1: till they make it through things that they don't know.
Speaker 1: The study of Americans who drive also discovered which topics
Speaker 1: respond it's most commonly feel out of their depth when discussing.
Speaker 1: Thirty nine percent admit they're at a loss when it
Speaker 1: comes to the latest technology, and over a third thirty
Speaker 1: seven percent are making it up as they go, while
Speaker 1: parody one in four confessed to not really understanding how
Speaker 1: politics work. But it's higher than that and have problems
Speaker 1: a little closer at home, saying that their coolest in
Speaker 1: the kitchen. Okay, so I don't have a problem with kitchen.
Speaker 1: I don't obviously have. I've seen some of the stuff
Speaker 1: that you make. It's really good. It's orgasmic. That's that's
Speaker 1: good my page. My problem is is the finance portion.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to educate myself on, like the
Speaker 1: stock markets, you know, buying, buying and trading like options
Speaker 1: stocks themselves, and then just reading patterns. That's the biggest
Speaker 1: thing I'm trying to educate myself on. So I'm I'm
Speaker 1: learning as I go. But you don't want to like
Speaker 1: you don't want to learn on the sideline and something
Speaker 1: like that, because you learn from the mistakes. But you
Speaker 1: also you can learn big time if you hit goal
Speaker 1: on something that you invest in. You're gonna learn that way,
Speaker 1: whether it's a bad loss or a great gain. So
Speaker 1: I'd rather do that than just looking on the sidelines.
Speaker 1: But uh well, as far as like the just the
Speaker 1: general question of faking it till you make it. My
Speaker 1: cooking is amazing. I didn't know how to cook any
Speaker 1: until I got married, and now I am a master chef.
Speaker 1: I give the chef's kiss when I make my pizza
Speaker 1: every week. It is unbelievable. You're a better dishwasher than
Speaker 1: a cook. How about that? I do everything in the kitchen, pizza,
Speaker 1: the cheese, steak. I've been able to cook much the
Speaker 1: last this year because everything had to be clean. We
Speaker 1: couldn't mess the house up. We were trying to sell it.
Speaker 1: And in this house, the kitchen is pretty small, so
Speaker 1: I can't really cook here. But once I get back
Speaker 1: in the new Mallard mansion. Man, unbelievable, unreal. All right,
Speaker 1: we have a great rest of your Saturday. We're back
Speaker 1: with the Sunday mail Bag podcast and we'll catch you then.
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