WEBVTT - A Tasting or Two

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<v Speaker 1>If you thought more hours a day, minutes a week

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<v Speaker 1>was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants of

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<v Speaker 1>the old republic a sole fashion of fairness. He treats

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<v Speaker 1>crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich

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<v Speaker 1>pill poppers in the penthouse to clearing House of hot

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<v Speaker 1>takes break three for something Special Hour, which Ben Maller

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<v Speaker 1>starts right now in the air everywhere. We are back

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<v Speaker 1>at it yet again. Happy Saturday, Saturday Saturday, no days off,

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<v Speaker 1>no days off. We give you marginal audio content eight

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<v Speaker 1>days a week, and we thank you for finding the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>which is a standalone podcast but is a spinoff of

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<v Speaker 1>the Ben Maller Overnight radio show, but only available in

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast. More so we can curse, scream shout, doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>It's only on the podcast. There's no FCC guidelines that

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<v Speaker 1>we have to follow. And joining us now sash his

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<v Speaker 1>way in the man from West of the four oh five,

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<v Speaker 1>the villain David gesc I did some I did some

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<v Speaker 1>crime scene investigative work from yesterday, your inquiry from yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>Curry Body. Curry Body is known as the latest time

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<v Speaker 1>zone on Earth. Where does that look? It is? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>It's considered. I don't know. I guess it stretches island. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's got to be an island. Ever heard of it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>How many hours behind is it of the first time zone? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good question. I looked at up there. You

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<v Speaker 1>didn't look that up, so you have you have a

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<v Speaker 1>partial answer. It's the latest. You asked yesterday what the

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<v Speaker 1>latest time zone is? Well, the last, yes, because you

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<v Speaker 1>have like Australia brings up the beginning of the time

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<v Speaker 1>and then the end has to be somewhere. Yeah, like

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<v Speaker 1>we're nineteen hours in the on the west coast of

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<v Speaker 1>the United States. We're nineteen hours behind New Zealand. So

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<v Speaker 1>they said there would be no math and there should

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<v Speaker 1>not be math time zone. As farthest behind is the

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<v Speaker 1>Baker Island time Baker Island, but they say cure body

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<v Speaker 1>is the latest time zone, which is uh. They listed

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<v Speaker 1>as plus four hundred on the Universal Time Zone Club.

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<v Speaker 1>You said Baker Island is the last time Yeah, Baker

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<v Speaker 1>as it sounds, Yeah, Baker's it's not even on my

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<v Speaker 1>on your big board. I have a thing I can

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<v Speaker 1>check different locations, locales, what's another one, Give me another town.

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<v Speaker 1>It's on that list year. I look it up, Currey body,

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<v Speaker 1>K I R I B A T I I be

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<v Speaker 1>carry aboudy Okay, I want to say, oh yeah, twenty

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<v Speaker 1>one hours. It's good. I believe it is the that's

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<v Speaker 1>the difference. So there are two hours past New Zealand.

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<v Speaker 1>How about this for a for a trivia question for you?

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<v Speaker 1>What is the what is the national abbreviation for Germany?

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<v Speaker 1>You know the United States as USA G E R. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it is D E E D E Deutschland. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>moving to Germany? No, you will not be moving to

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<v Speaker 1>German No, but I might be moving closer to you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got a great story. Yeah, well you don't know

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<v Speaker 1>where I live. You have no idea right now. I

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<v Speaker 1>live in a temperar you and Joe's knocks up in Malibu,

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<v Speaker 1>up west of the four oh five. You guys, is

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<v Speaker 1>that is incorrect. I'm living at a halfway high now,

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<v Speaker 1>much like my listeners wish they were living in a

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<v Speaker 1>half he half pint. Big story this week on the show,

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<v Speaker 1>Half Pint ends up in jail facing two and a

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<v Speaker 1>half to five years in jail for meth. According to

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<v Speaker 1>beer drinking Brian, that was his math of the day. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>a little math on the overnight. What the fuck well?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, listen that people get down that rabbit hole. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you go down, you start with the meth. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>stop with the meth. Man, you get addicted to it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what drug addiction is all about, my man. That's

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<v Speaker 1>why you don't start. Don't start, you can't stop. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>It's she's the very small half. That's why I call

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<v Speaker 1>her half punch. She's not a full punch to half

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<v Speaker 1>point and then beer drinking Brian, who's is lean and

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<v Speaker 1>mean as possible. Yeah. Interesting, So you move? Where are

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<v Speaker 1>you moving to? Where are you leaving? Two parts? Unknown parts? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you tease, but you're not gonna pay off the team.

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<v Speaker 1>I um, I invite you out to a venue or

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<v Speaker 1>to last weekend, and um, you were unavailable. You had

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<v Speaker 1>other obligations. I was available earlier in the day, but

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<v Speaker 1>you were not. Yeah, I was. I was asking I'm available,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, if you want this weekend during the day.

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<v Speaker 1>And I worked during the day and you forgot that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm stuck here and I don't call out work. I

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<v Speaker 1>call it a work to go to work. I Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>I went with a colleague of mine, a friend of mine,

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<v Speaker 1>childhood friend. His wife was gone for the weekend, so

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<v Speaker 1>he want to go out. This guy is like a

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<v Speaker 1>This guy is you times ten in terms of introverts,

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't do anything, doesn't go out. And I invited him

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<v Speaker 1>to uh to Javier's. It is a great spot. It

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<v Speaker 1>is in Crystal Cove. It's the south point of Newport

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<v Speaker 1>Beach off a Pacific Coast Highway. And Ben, I get

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<v Speaker 1>into the parking lot, I see a tesla, a Maserati

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<v Speaker 1>or range Rover, Like, obviously this is way above my

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<v Speaker 1>weight us so obviously not valeting my car. I you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I had to park a little bit, you know, weighs

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<v Speaker 1>down a little bit. But this restaurant, it's a Mexican spot,

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<v Speaker 1>really good food, a little overpriced. But that's why I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like overpriced. You lost me it over. The food

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<v Speaker 1>is good. I've eaten there. The food is good. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm more of a Tito's Tacos place where the food

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<v Speaker 1>is also over priced, yeah, but better. But what you're

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<v Speaker 1>going for the real estate, and you're going for the scenery.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's what we went for. We went for the ambiance,

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<v Speaker 1>if you will. We went to watch the Clipper game

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<v Speaker 1>Clippers and Sons and then um and they obviously we

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<v Speaker 1>went for the for the ambiance and uh, it was

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<v Speaker 1>a full deck. I would just say it was packed

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<v Speaker 1>wall to wall with with a plus talent. And Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>my buddy want to go to Mastros. Mastros is like

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<v Speaker 1>in the same parking plaza, and I said, Okay, after

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<v Speaker 1>we're done with dinner, let's go down there. So we

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<v Speaker 1>decided to go to Mastros. I was underdressed, he was overdressed,

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<v Speaker 1>which was per fixed. So we walked in and had

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of drinks and as we were at the

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<v Speaker 1>bar area for drinks, a group of girls congregated to

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<v Speaker 1>us because they were at Javiers and they saw us

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<v Speaker 1>at Javiers earlier that they didn't come by. So we

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<v Speaker 1>started bullshitt and talking and I got introduced by one

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<v Speaker 1>of the one of one of the women, she said, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>my friend thinks you're good looking. She's single, blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>So she introduces me to her, and as we started talking,

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<v Speaker 1>I just thought like, man, this girl she wants to talk,

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<v Speaker 1>but she really doesn't have much in terms of the

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<v Speaker 1>conversation skills. Well, she bolts to go to the go

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<v Speaker 1>to the restroom and her friend, the one that introduced us,

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<v Speaker 1>came back to me and she whispers in my hair like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>just be careful. Like she's getting over a relationship, her

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<v Speaker 1>husband or her boyfriend or whatever is in the joint

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<v Speaker 1>Like what she like, Yeah, he's been in prison for

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<v Speaker 1>four years. She's having a hard time about it. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like like, yeah, you know what, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if I'm gonna be going that way. She's like, oh, perfect,

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<v Speaker 1>that's great, that's great, don't worry about it. Pulls out

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<v Speaker 1>her phone. She said, let me take a picture of you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna send this to my friend. Well, she's the matchmaker.

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<v Speaker 1>That's exactly what I said, dating website. So what do

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<v Speaker 1>you do? And she said she works for Microsoft. She

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<v Speaker 1>wants to set me up with this fifty year old

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<v Speaker 1>And uh, that's a younger lady for you. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>definitely younger, Yeah, much younger by a decade of And

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<v Speaker 1>I just thought to myself, a wow, and uh And

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<v Speaker 1>it turns out and this woman works for a major

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<v Speaker 1>player in the in the hospitality industry, and um, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's just are you gonna it's just gonna blossom? Into something.

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<v Speaker 1>You guess, are you trying to Are you gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>with a lot of women do where they they date

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<v Speaker 1>serial dating, well men with money and then they try

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<v Speaker 1>to cash in on that, like sugar daddies. Yeah, like

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<v Speaker 1>a sugar You don't have a sugar mama. I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so. I'm not one to serial date.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's just it's a healthy reminder because we haven't

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<v Speaker 1>been out in a long time because of COVID that

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<v Speaker 1>Newport Beach, Crystal Cove, Navier's Mastros, it's undefeated. You could

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<v Speaker 1>just like that. You know who used to hang out

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<v Speaker 1>there all the time. Yeah, Kobe. That was Kobe spot

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<v Speaker 1>as he lived down in Newport and that's where he

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<v Speaker 1>would hang out. Yeah. You when you and Steve were

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<v Speaker 1>talking yesterday about the Angels and working out there in Anaheim,

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<v Speaker 1>you mentioned one sports bar, Nationals. I thought you guys

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<v Speaker 1>were talking about another sports bar called the Catch. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been to the Cash, but catches like a cougar

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<v Speaker 1>Den as well. Now, we used to hang out the

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<v Speaker 1>National Sports Grew, which hasn't been there in years, and

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<v Speaker 1>that was our spot and we get the sampler. They

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<v Speaker 1>had pool tables, a lot of TVs. It was. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a cool place to mingle. And not that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>very social, even I as an introvert, not the party animal,

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<v Speaker 1>go out there and have a good time. When I

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<v Speaker 1>had my fake idea at sixteen, I would go there.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the only place I'd go to. The one

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<v Speaker 1>in Torrance and the one in Anaheim worked every time. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a cool place. What happened went on obviously

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<v Speaker 1>went on a business a long time ago. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>it's a It's a hard business to keep around, right,

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<v Speaker 1>the profit margin is not great? So I have so

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<v Speaker 1>are you gonna follow up on that? Guess? By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>are you're gonna? I think I should, right, I just

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I call ride these ways out see what

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<v Speaker 1>kind of lottery tickets I can land? Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>so I have the I have the pros and the

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<v Speaker 1>cons here. So as we talked about in a previous episode,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just mentioned, I'm living in a halfway house,

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<v Speaker 1>h my the Mallard mansion that I'll be moving to.

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<v Speaker 1>I sold my house and then the Mallard mansion that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm moving to is being renovated and it's hopefully going

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<v Speaker 1>to be done in sometime in August, like mid August. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>mid August. So I'm living in a lot. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of work to do. So I'm I'm living in

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<v Speaker 1>a temporary house and I've had to make some adjustments.

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<v Speaker 1>And like anything in life, you have the positives and

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<v Speaker 1>the negatives. I learned that when I was a kid.

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<v Speaker 1>You take the good, you take the bad. You take

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<v Speaker 1>them both, and you have the facts of life. The

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<v Speaker 1>facts of life. That's the old old TV show. So

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<v Speaker 1>the positives here. The house, it's I've got my studio

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<v Speaker 1>set up. I think it sounds better than the old studio.

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<v Speaker 1>The line solid, which is great. Um, got a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of space, you know. We we have enough space. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not not as big as the old place. Put enough space.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got a very powerful air conditioner, which is important

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<v Speaker 1>in the summertime July gets hot. Air condition and water pressure.

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<v Speaker 1>Water water pressure is not particularly good because we have

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<v Speaker 1>not adjusted the filter on the showerhead because we're only

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<v Speaker 1>temporarily here. But I promise you at the next house

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<v Speaker 1>we will doctor the showerhead. Um, there's a garage for

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<v Speaker 1>them mobile. Now the negatives. It's got this h o A.

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<v Speaker 1>There's an older crowd that lives here. There's h o

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<v Speaker 1>A which is a problem. The big guessed red check

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<v Speaker 1>mark though to the halfway house I've lived here for

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<v Speaker 1>a few weeks now is the lack of a doggie door.

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<v Speaker 1>And Bella has taken full advantage my ships. Bella has

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<v Speaker 1>taken full advantage to turn the entryway into a ship house.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's pretty good about pawing at one of us

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<v Speaker 1>here for the number one to go out and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and go to the bath number. But when it comes

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<v Speaker 1>time to jump on the poop train, she cannot be bothered.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and you and the misses have flip flop schedules. Now, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>she's working during the day and I'm working at night,

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<v Speaker 1>and so during the day Bella he likes to go out.

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<v Speaker 1>And but I am happy to report the Mallard Mansion.

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<v Speaker 1>When it is done, we'll have the new Mallard Mansion.

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<v Speaker 1>I will have a doggie door. So Bella will be

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<v Speaker 1>if she still continues to crap all over the place,

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<v Speaker 1>she will be punished if she continues her third world

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<v Speaker 1>steaming piles of dump in the in the new place.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's she's gotta say. She's ready to be in

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<v Speaker 1>San Francisco or l A for that matter. Let's be honest,

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<v Speaker 1>the same stuff is happening in l A. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>to pretend like that's your governor right there, Gavin Newsom

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<v Speaker 1>that he recalled date has been set in September. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>recalled date for Gavin Newsom has been set. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>going to vote for Caitlyn Jenner to replace? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know who I'm gonna vote for. I mean, we've got

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<v Speaker 1>looking ship going down all over the place. We got

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<v Speaker 1>we got it going on. Man, how about the sample this? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>I mentioned this briefly on the show. So I snuck away.

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<v Speaker 1>I was running some errands this week. I was meandering

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<v Speaker 1>around Costco. Don't buy some water. We don't have filtered

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<v Speaker 1>water here, soide some water do you buy? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>buy the jug with the water filter in it? Or

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<v Speaker 1>do you just buy filtered water by the bomb by

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<v Speaker 1>Kirkland brand purified water turning some right now. They're not

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<v Speaker 1>a sponsor, no they're not, but it's good. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>walking around and like whatever, And I I walked into

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<v Speaker 1>the store per normal, and I was greeted by like this,

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<v Speaker 1>this ray of light, like an old friend. And it

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<v Speaker 1>was a bunch of old women in hairnets who were

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<v Speaker 1>hawking samples. The samples are back. That's right, the samples

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<v Speaker 1>are back, and they have returned to Costco and it's wonderful.

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<v Speaker 1>What was your first sample, Well, the first one was

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<v Speaker 1>a little baggy of potato chips. It was a little

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<v Speaker 1>bag Then they've changed the samples a little bit. They

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of them. If they're not like really hot,

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<v Speaker 1>fresh out of the bakery, you know the bakery, the

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<v Speaker 1>the mini oven they have, they'll put them in a

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<v Speaker 1>bag um. And I went through. I had a half

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<v Speaker 1>a pancake. They had a half a pancake. But it

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<v Speaker 1>was like riding a bike. It was like muscle memory

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<v Speaker 1>kicked in and I was so I was so excited.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually posted a photo on Instagram and on Facebook

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<v Speaker 1>that my old friend had returned. And I was a

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<v Speaker 1>little concerned. I was nervous. You know, it's like you

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<v Speaker 1>hadn't played in a while. It was the off season.

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<v Speaker 1>Was the off season with the COVID No samples and

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<v Speaker 1>get back in the batter's brox and bam, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>moonshot upper deck, get out the ride, bread and the mustard.

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<v Speaker 1>It's grand Salami. Time, I'm a little worried for you. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller

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0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:32.920
<v Speaker 1>weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Because during

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<v Speaker 1>the year of COVID, we've had the COVID Third Team

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<v Speaker 1>where there's so many people gaining an abnormal amount of weight. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>but you've gone in the reverse like you've lost a

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<v Speaker 1>ship ton of weight and now a samples coming back,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna get fat again. No, I'm not gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>fat again because I'm only going to eat in the

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<v Speaker 1>window I'm allowed to eat. So that's it. Like all

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<v Speaker 1>on Saturday, I have a little more leeway, So I'll

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<v Speaker 1>go in there and I will plane my day around

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<v Speaker 1>the samples. And the cool thing about the samples when

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<v Speaker 1>I went is people were still a little gunshot, a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people still wearing masks. And I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if you should eat the samples. Maybe you shouldn't eat

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<v Speaker 1>the samples, which just meant more for me. I just

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<v Speaker 1>meant more for me so I was happy about that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not worried about the Delta variant while you're at Costco.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, no, please, you get I know you're very concerned.

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<v Speaker 1>You've washed your hands a lot, they're guests. You're very

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<v Speaker 1>concerned about all that. Yeah, I washed my hands for

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<v Speaker 1>different reasons. No, I I mean I'm in the gym

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<v Speaker 1>as much as possible. I load up on vitamins, I

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<v Speaker 1>get plenty of sun I know a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>that we work with, they're just apprehensive about being around anybody. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>they look at you like you got cooties. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean you got the cooties. Yeah. I mean you've got

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<v Speaker 1>people in here that need has mat suits on the

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<v Speaker 1>way they act. But I'm not like that. I am.

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<v Speaker 1>I am not like that. I've at least they took

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<v Speaker 1>the signs down though. At Fox Sports Radio. That doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>mean anything. Though we've we've had we've had acknowledgements, and

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<v Speaker 1>we've had internal memos it say, despite that we are

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<v Speaker 1>required to wear masks. Yeah, if an individual is not vaccinated,

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<v Speaker 1>he or she has to wear a mask. Did not

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<v Speaker 1>stipulate at that person has natural immunity, just if they

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<v Speaker 1>have not been vaccinated. So how do they enforce that,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. But the fascinating thing is is that

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<v Speaker 1>just because well, what's the point of being vaccinated? Then

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<v Speaker 1>if other people need to have a mask on that

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<v Speaker 1>aren't vaccinated because the idea is you're gonna have protection, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's that's I don't there the mask things not going

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<v Speaker 1>to come back. People are people have moved on. There's

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<v Speaker 1>some people moving There still a lot of people that

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, I'm telling you, the rest of our lives,

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<v Speaker 1>there is always gonna be some people that are gonna

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<v Speaker 1>wear masks. It's gonna be. It's like when I was

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<v Speaker 1>a kid, my parents, uh you know, their parents were

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<v Speaker 1>part of the Great Depression, and so they hoarded food.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom hoarded toilet paper before it was cool. The

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<v Speaker 1>hord toilet paper and all kinds of food prepared for

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<v Speaker 1>nuclear winter. And I'm sure for us are people around

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<v Speaker 1>our age the rest of our lives are are these

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<v Speaker 1>people that will always wear masks, would have never worn

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<v Speaker 1>masks before because they're convinced that is their way to

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<v Speaker 1>stay healthy. What do you remember, though, when we back

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<v Speaker 1>in the day, back in the day, like before last year,

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<v Speaker 1>we would go to work sick, cold, hay fever, flu,

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<v Speaker 1>stomach bug, you know, blood comeing out of your eyes,

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<v Speaker 1>blood coming out of your ass, whatever it was. You're

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<v Speaker 1>coming to work like you've come to work when you're

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<v Speaker 1>sick and and and if you didn't, your bosses would

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<v Speaker 1>kind of say, are you sure you can't come in,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of giving you like that little nudge and now

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<v Speaker 1>God forbid you know. Well, the model and I followed,

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<v Speaker 1>take a couple of ass and rub some dirt on

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<v Speaker 1>it that kind of yes, get back out there and play.

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<v Speaker 1>And I feel like you're letting your teammates down. Has

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<v Speaker 1>it really changed though? It's still cool because I know

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<v Speaker 1>when I don't take a lot of time off, but

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<v Speaker 1>when I do take time and they're pretty cool because

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<v Speaker 1>I don't take a lot of time off, but some

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<v Speaker 1>people they're not around much at all, a lot of time. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we've had an added holiday obviously. Yeah, people look for

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<v Speaker 1>for ways to spring loots to the I'm all for

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<v Speaker 1>more holidays because it's more comp days, so I'll work anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really care. They just keep adding holidays and

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<v Speaker 1>that's fine. Yeah, I mean I need the holidays they

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<v Speaker 1>have in Europe. You're European. Now you're a German. Do

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<v Speaker 1>they have many more holidays there? And you know in

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<v Speaker 1>the different countries. I'm gonna try to get out there

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<v Speaker 1>for the championship game. You should come, We should, We

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<v Speaker 1>should if you Makenna do it, if you get them

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<v Speaker 1>to pay, I will go about that. What if I

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<v Speaker 1>can get I'm a pilot to hook us up. Always

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<v Speaker 1>sliding in your like a sort of at the suit store.

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<v Speaker 1>That's different though, you're how it's got to be with

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<v Speaker 1>Lasorda is an asshole? Or wasn't that? You don't know

0:20:03.119 --> 0:20:05.480
<v Speaker 1>that number one you've never met. But we talk. We

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<v Speaker 1>correspond email this week. By the way, he's busy. He's

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<v Speaker 1>like touring the world is what I like. Talk to

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<v Speaker 1>us all the time. He's got better things to do.

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<v Speaker 1>But let's do this. We can go. It's a whole

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<v Speaker 1>It's one thing to send a hat guest gun. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a different thing to fly a plane. You know much

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<v Speaker 1>the fuel costs and all that come on. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>international flights typically aren't full. I would guess they're probably

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<v Speaker 1>half full, especially nowadays. So we can do this. We

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<v Speaker 1>can do Berlin, we could do Hamburg, wherever. These championships.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what you need. We need the Willie May's

0:20:39.040 --> 0:20:41.480
<v Speaker 1>package is what we need. Right, William May's got that

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<v Speaker 1>deal with American Airlines, right, it's rights five thousand fly

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<v Speaker 1>anywhere you want, limited flights and great. Now, okay, here's

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<v Speaker 1>a question for you. Let's go to Paris and have lunch,

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<v Speaker 1>will fly back now. Because the cost of well, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, because you don't travel a lot. But if

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<v Speaker 1>you have the ability to have that kind of a

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<v Speaker 1>hook up or any kind of Bobby Buonia contract that

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<v Speaker 1>was given to you until what would you rather have?

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<v Speaker 1>So I'd rather have the money just not have to

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<v Speaker 1>earn it, just get it every every year, or the

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<v Speaker 1>ability to travel and I have to pay for it. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd rather have the money because then you can travel

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<v Speaker 1>with the money if you want to. You can spend

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<v Speaker 1>the money and travel, so that that would be the

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<v Speaker 1>best of both worlds. I there's a guy Lanced the

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<v Speaker 1>bus driver that was one of our callers back in

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<v Speaker 1>a different era of the show, right in San Francisco,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's been on disability for like several years, but

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<v Speaker 1>he travels all over the globe because he's got a

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<v Speaker 1>hook up at the hotel, and I think his wife

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<v Speaker 1>works at the airline. He's got like family rates, friends

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<v Speaker 1>fly free friends and family whatever. And then he has

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<v Speaker 1>a hotel hook up. Yeah, so he's like he's a

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<v Speaker 1>bust dry Would you make decent money as a bus

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<v Speaker 1>driver San Francisco? It's a union gig, but he just

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<v Speaker 1>travels around. It was like it used to send me photos. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>well I'm in you know, I'm in is standing bull

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<v Speaker 1>or wherever. That's awesome. Congratulations, that is awesome. Now what

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<v Speaker 1>happens when San Francisco goes all electric? Is he gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be out of a job. Well, no, they still need busses.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll just put the buses electric. You think so, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>of course they don't need public transportation. Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, if they make it, public want more public transportation. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but they might make it or it's artificial intelligence driving

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<v Speaker 1>these vehicles. I don't think we're We're not at that point.

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<v Speaker 1>I would be very surprised if we're in. I know

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<v Speaker 1>that Tesla's got the self driving thing and all that

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<v Speaker 1>the liability for a city to do that, because he

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<v Speaker 1>knows something's inevitably gonna go wrong and someone's gonna get killed,

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<v Speaker 1>and then who do you sue? You? You can't sue

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<v Speaker 1>the bus drout. You see that. It's it's a mess.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll have to sort that out, all right. I have

0:23:01.880 --> 0:23:04.119
<v Speaker 1>a few gets scientifical, and then we got to get

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<v Speaker 1>out of here because we have they have the Sunday podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>which we will we will do here. We can't put

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<v Speaker 1>on that the Sunday Why would you want to put

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<v Speaker 1>on the Sunday part? You don't have a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>good people who want to mingle, and your Mr Sociable

0:23:22.119 --> 0:23:24.159
<v Speaker 1>over there, you're the people person you should want to

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<v Speaker 1>interact with the unwashed. I don't know, unless it's someone

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<v Speaker 1>driving up from San Diego to come visit me in Pasadena,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. So you're saying you don't get the

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<v Speaker 1>Trevor Bauer treatment there on your people's sliding in and

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<v Speaker 1>wanting to stoop you randomly. What's the furthest you've ever

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<v Speaker 1>driven for a booty call? I think Santa Barbara. I

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<v Speaker 1>think was at least that's a great destination too. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if it doesn't go well, you can you can do that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but my guys will drive anywhere. But usually the trope

0:23:56.800 --> 0:23:59.080
<v Speaker 1>of women is they won't right because you know women

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to. Why would you drive unless the guys loaded?

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<v Speaker 1>And then you're like, all right, I'll go wherever there

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<v Speaker 1>you go. Talks and fools walk. I drove from San

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<v Speaker 1>Diego to l A once for for a booty call,

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<v Speaker 1>and I drove l A to Vegas ones for a

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<v Speaker 1>booty call and left the same night too. It made

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<v Speaker 1>the walk of shame. No, I wasn't a walk of

0:24:18.000 --> 0:24:19.399
<v Speaker 1>shame if you're proud of what you did. But she

0:24:19.560 --> 0:24:24.159
<v Speaker 1>was being an absolute wait for it, cunt. Wow. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>my god, you you just said to see what you

0:24:26.160 --> 0:24:29.159
<v Speaker 1>can't say that? Yes? Wait, wait, we got a lot

0:24:29.200 --> 0:24:32.240
<v Speaker 1>of acknowledgement last week from that being our our number

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<v Speaker 1>one I swear word on the on the platform, so

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<v Speaker 1>a few get scientifical. Uh. Superhero vaccine coming soon, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>a ground This is out of a study from Stanford.

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<v Speaker 1>A ground baking superhero vaccine inspired by the DNA code

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<v Speaker 1>of Olympic athletes could that's a weazel word could help

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<v Speaker 1>transform society over the next decade, So that means by

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<v Speaker 1>it's according to a genetic scientists who claims the vaccine

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<v Speaker 1>would provide lifelong protection against three of the top ten

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<v Speaker 1>leading causes of death. Coin to Stanford, the so called

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<v Speaker 1>Superhero vaccine would offer protection long term protection against heart disease, stroke,

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<v Speaker 1>heart disease, stroke, Alzheimer's disease, and liver disease. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>guess Jean, I know you're reluctant with the vaccine. If

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<v Speaker 1>someone offered you this, yes, would you take that? You would?

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<v Speaker 1>But would you be one of the first people to

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<v Speaker 1>take Yeah, you would. On that one, you'd be good. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be good on that. You and I both know

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people professionally and personally that have been

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<v Speaker 1>impacted by dimension Alzheimer's. That's huge. And then yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean you look at the number one death for Americans

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<v Speaker 1>is heart disease, especially in men because it coincides was stress.

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<v Speaker 1>So just our lifestyles alone with the stress that we

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<v Speaker 1>have from you know, working not regular nine of fives

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<v Speaker 1>and working majority of the time. Yeah, those two things

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<v Speaker 1>as Americans. Yeah, they get after you. So I would

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<v Speaker 1>definitely take that. Stanford does some great stuff the Superhero vaccine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah sounds good. Now, would you be more prone to

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<v Speaker 1>do that or to go neural link with Elon Musk

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<v Speaker 1>and having a chip in your brain that would prevent

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<v Speaker 1>or limit anything. The neural link thing with with musk

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<v Speaker 1>is something where if you're I wouldn't really be interested

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<v Speaker 1>in that. But if I was paralyzed and that could

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<v Speaker 1>get me to walk again or something, yeah, of course

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<v Speaker 1>I would do that. Why wouldn't I thought the genesis

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<v Speaker 1>of that came around the way that your brain functions

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<v Speaker 1>would deteriorate due to UH Alzheimer's dementia, other kinds of

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<v Speaker 1>other forms of dementia. I don't know if it would

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<v Speaker 1>and mentioned paralyzation. Hasn't some of that stuff already happened,

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<v Speaker 1>like in China and other countries where they've already experimented

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<v Speaker 1>with that stuff where they don't have the restrictions that

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<v Speaker 1>we have and their militaryants, and just let's tossing it

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<v Speaker 1>out there. Hey, fog warning, A fog warning in the

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<v Speaker 1>let's get scientical. Uh. And so, parents, if you've got

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<v Speaker 1>young kids, we got a lot of listeners of this

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<v Speaker 1>podcast that listen while they're taking care of their kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Study finds parents are walking around in a days even

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<v Speaker 1>when they're wide awake. The average American parents loses nearly

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<v Speaker 1>wait for it, four thousand hours to what they call

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<v Speaker 1>brain fog when raising children. According to a new survey,

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<v Speaker 1>parents over thirty reveal that this breaks down to about

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<v Speaker 1>two d nineteen hours for every year of parenting. The

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<v Speaker 1>average respondent gets so distracted the loose focus on up

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<v Speaker 1>to three tasks a day, resulting in a loss of

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<v Speaker 1>thirty six minutes daily. Six to ten blame the blur

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<v Speaker 1>of not getting enough sleep and having low energy as

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<v Speaker 1>the reason they don't always properly hydrate. They miss meals

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<v Speaker 1>and even forget birthdays. Well, missing meals isn't one of them.

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<v Speaker 1>But eating bad certainly is. Because you get fogged from

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<v Speaker 1>eating bad food when when it's high in in fat,

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<v Speaker 1>when it's high in sugar, when it's high in carbohydrates. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that that will cause the fog. But yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing with with sleep, like thereof that's not

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I know you don't get much sleep, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get a lot of sleep, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>eat very much. Off your phone, somebody call me right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it's rude. It's a scam, says scam.

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<v Speaker 1>Likely may scam phone calls. Do you get a day?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you say? Just ballpark? Well, I've gotten tons more

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<v Speaker 1>since we had to file. I fill out all these

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<v Speaker 1>docuse signs in my number to sell the house, and

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<v Speaker 1>these trolling assholes go out and I'm like, i'd say

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<v Speaker 1>I get seven a day. I'm thinking, I'm seven a day.

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<v Speaker 1>It's NonStop, man, NonStop political stuff like the the fake

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<v Speaker 1>FBI stuff, the fake bank stuff, UM car servicing stuff. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, fake last one on scientific, We're gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>out of here. Fake it. Three and five Americans are

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<v Speaker 1>faking it through life. This rings a bell with gascon uh.

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<v Speaker 1>New survey reveals that six have confessed to faking it

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<v Speaker 1>till they make it through things that they don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>The study of Americans who drive also discovered which topics

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<v Speaker 1>respond it's most commonly feel out of their depth when discussing.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirty nine percent admit they're at a loss when it

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<v Speaker 1>comes to the latest technology, and over a third thirty

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<v Speaker 1>seven percent are making it up as they go, while

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<v Speaker 1>parody one in four confessed to not really understanding how

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<v Speaker 1>politics work. But it's higher than that and have problems

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<v Speaker 1>a little closer at home, saying that their coolest in

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<v Speaker 1>the kitchen. Okay, so I don't have a problem with kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't obviously have. I've seen some of the stuff

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<v Speaker 1>that you make. It's really good. It's orgasmic. That's that's

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<v Speaker 1>good my page. My problem is is the finance portion.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm trying to educate myself on, like the

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<v Speaker 1>stock markets, you know, buying, buying and trading like options

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<v Speaker 1>stocks themselves, and then just reading patterns. That's the biggest

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<v Speaker 1>thing I'm trying to educate myself on. So I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>learning as I go. But you don't want to like

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to learn on the sideline and something

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<v Speaker 1>like that, because you learn from the mistakes. But you

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<v Speaker 1>also you can learn big time if you hit goal

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<v Speaker 1>on something that you invest in. You're gonna learn that way,

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<v Speaker 1>whether it's a bad loss or a great gain. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'd rather do that than just looking on the sidelines.

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<v Speaker 1>But uh well, as far as like the just the

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<v Speaker 1>general question of faking it till you make it. My

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<v Speaker 1>cooking is amazing. I didn't know how to cook any

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<v Speaker 1>until I got married, and now I am a master chef.

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<v Speaker 1>I give the chef's kiss when I make my pizza

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<v Speaker 1>every week. It is unbelievable. You're a better dishwasher than

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<v Speaker 1>a cook. How about that? I do everything in the kitchen, pizza,

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<v Speaker 1>the cheese, steak. I've been able to cook much the

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<v Speaker 1>last this year because everything had to be clean. We

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't mess the house up. We were trying to sell it.

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<v Speaker 1>And in this house, the kitchen is pretty small, so

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<v Speaker 1>I can't really cook here. But once I get back

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<v Speaker 1>in the new Mallard mansion. Man, unbelievable, unreal. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>we have a great rest of your Saturday. We're back

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