1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,360 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of The 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:08,559 Speaker 1: Weekly Zeitgeist. These are some of our favorite segments from 3 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:17,759 Speaker 1: this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment laugh stravaganza. 4 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:23,880 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, So, without further ado, here is the Weekly Zeitgeist. 5 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:29,960 Speaker 1: What is something you think is overrated? Um? Mansions? You 6 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:33,639 Speaker 1: like more a cozy home? Degree? Why anybody needs all 7 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:37,320 Speaker 1: those rooms? It's just more rooms that like an intruder 8 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:39,800 Speaker 1: could be a right. Let's be honest. If you have 9 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:43,360 Speaker 1: a mansion, how do you know that it's empty when 10 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:46,800 Speaker 1: you're in there alone? And like maybe if you had 11 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,080 Speaker 1: like thirty people that lived in your house, you need 12 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 1: thirty rooms. But otherwise, why do you need all those rooms? 13 00:00:52,159 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 1: We need them to put space between you and the 14 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:58,480 Speaker 1: spouse that you despise. Yeah, and which is you know, 15 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 1: get a condo, get your get too condos? Is this 16 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:07,520 Speaker 1: something you're experiencing right now? Yeah, sitting in my mansion 17 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:09,800 Speaker 1: and I'm like, why don't need all these rooms? Like 18 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:11,759 Speaker 1: why don't need a movie theater here? Like I can 19 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,640 Speaker 1: go see another I can go to another place. I 20 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:17,120 Speaker 1: don't know, Um no, not at all. I do just 21 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 1: think about that, Like, you know, once this this career 22 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,640 Speaker 1: of being a drag queen that talks about ghosts for 23 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 1: a living really takes off, and it's and it's time 24 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:28,520 Speaker 1: to buy a mansion? Should I or should I give 25 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:30,360 Speaker 1: it all to people that need it? You should buy 26 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:33,679 Speaker 1: a haunted one. Yes, that feels right. Yeah, a haunted 27 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:38,080 Speaker 1: mansion because then it's kind of occupied. Yeah, there you go, roommates. 28 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:43,559 Speaker 1: But yeah, I do feel like the bigger the house, 29 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:46,720 Speaker 1: the spooker it is if haunted, unless it's like a 30 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:51,000 Speaker 1: modern like ugly monster. The best ghost mansion is the 31 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:55,400 Speaker 1: Winchester Mystery House. Yeah. And now that's got a lot 32 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:59,240 Speaker 1: of rooms, a lot, but they're to confuse the ghosts somehow, 33 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 1: But it just seems like it's more places for the 34 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:05,520 Speaker 1: ghosts to go. That's right, Yes, but it was built 35 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,440 Speaker 1: she she built it continuously to like confuse ghost And 36 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:10,200 Speaker 1: there's like doors that open and nowhere, so the ghost 37 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:13,919 Speaker 1: will be like, yeah, wait a minute, the ghost will 38 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:17,040 Speaker 1: fall and break. There are these ghosts that can't walk 39 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:19,880 Speaker 1: through walls. I don't think. I don't think that's I 40 00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 1: think I don't know. She had a very specific set 41 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:26,280 Speaker 1: of rules in mind as she was building. These are 42 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,720 Speaker 1: things that I talked about on my podcast Ghosted by 43 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:32,520 Speaker 1: Ras Dress for Less Available Everywhere. Um, we talk about 44 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:34,639 Speaker 1: things like this, like I don't know what ghosts can 45 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:39,239 Speaker 1: do and can't do. And you know, people always think like, oh, 46 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,320 Speaker 1: when you die, like that's the outfit you're gonna wear 47 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,400 Speaker 1: for eternity, but like I don't know if that's true. 48 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:46,120 Speaker 1: Like I'm always just trying to figure these out. Do you, Um, 49 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 1: do you appear to others as yourself when you die 50 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:51,320 Speaker 1: or perhaps as your younger self? And if you're younger self, 51 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 1: how has that chosen? What incarnation of you it is? 52 00:02:54,919 --> 00:02:57,079 Speaker 1: What if you were a ghost baby, even if you 53 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,959 Speaker 1: died as an adult? Oh? Man, I just a case. 54 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:03,120 Speaker 1: Someone just sent me a story about this guy. Okay, 55 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:05,959 Speaker 1: I think the story was his grandpa had visited him 56 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:10,720 Speaker 1: like as a full body apparition spirit wearing this suit jacket, 57 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:13,560 Speaker 1: this tux jacket that he had gift the grandpa had 58 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,919 Speaker 1: gifted this guy that wrote to me, So he had 59 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:19,120 Speaker 1: the jacket like in his closet, but he saw his 60 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:22,079 Speaker 1: grandpa wearing that jacket. So it's like, can you be 61 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,960 Speaker 1: can close be a ghost even if it's not like 62 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,600 Speaker 1: the clothes aren't dead and buried in the ground. I'm 63 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:30,880 Speaker 1: real confused. There's so much. There's a lot of questions 64 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:34,360 Speaker 1: for this guy's did Grandpa? Your search history maybe about 65 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,800 Speaker 1: the secret life of Alex Mac but my search history 66 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:40,040 Speaker 1: is going to be can close be a ghost after 67 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:43,720 Speaker 1: this episode? Because that is a great question. Totally. So 68 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,360 Speaker 1: we we were talking before we started recording. Are you 69 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:50,840 Speaker 1: a believer in in the paranormal? Uh? Totally. I think 70 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 1: it's just fun. Like I don't know. I don't take 71 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:56,080 Speaker 1: my life too seriously. I wear huge wigs for a living. 72 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:58,800 Speaker 1: I'm just someone that likes to have a good time, 73 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:02,560 Speaker 1: be funny. If you were like, that's ridiculous ghosts, and 74 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:06,320 Speaker 1: I know that's swear, I draw the line, but yeah, 75 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 1: I I think it's I think it's fun just to 76 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:13,440 Speaker 1: believe that anything is possible. Why not while we're here now? 77 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 1: And and I think I've heard a lot of people 78 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,520 Speaker 1: that don't believe in ghosts that listen to my show 79 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 1: and they just enjoy listening to people that believe what 80 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:24,080 Speaker 1: they're saying when they talk about these experiences. They truly 81 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:26,880 Speaker 1: believe it happens. And whether you believe it or not, 82 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,400 Speaker 1: like it's still it's a reason we watch horror movies. 83 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:35,280 Speaker 1: It's like we just enjoy listening to people being spooked. Yeah, yeah, scared, 84 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,680 Speaker 1: even people who say like I, I wouldn't say I 85 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:43,000 Speaker 1: believe in ghosts like actively, but I am still scared 86 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:47,039 Speaker 1: of them. Like I'm still scared out by ghost stories. 87 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:50,320 Speaker 1: Explain the concept of a ghost to uh, an eight 88 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:53,680 Speaker 1: year old whose family is like not at all religious. So, 89 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:56,040 Speaker 1: you know, I told her, um that I had dug 90 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,440 Speaker 1: up a dead dog in my yard, which is true. 91 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,880 Speaker 1: I found the bones of a dog, oh god, that 92 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:03,119 Speaker 1: somebody had buried. I mean, this house is extremely old, 93 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:04,719 Speaker 1: so you know, and they're just bones and there's not 94 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:07,080 Speaker 1: that many of them. But uh, you know, she was like, 95 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,520 Speaker 1: what did you do with the bones? And I was like, well, 96 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:10,560 Speaker 1: you know, I'm going to rebury it so that it's 97 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,680 Speaker 1: spirit could be at peace or whatever. And she was like, 98 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,799 Speaker 1: what's a spirit And I was like, it's a ghost 99 00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:18,000 Speaker 1: and she was like, well, a ghost can't do anything, 100 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:19,960 Speaker 1: So could a ghost dog bite you? And I was 101 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:21,840 Speaker 1: like I guess not. And she was like, then who cares? 102 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:26,039 Speaker 1: The corporate reality? And you know the difference between like 103 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:28,360 Speaker 1: a flesh body and a spirit body. These are all 104 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,800 Speaker 1: very new concepts to her. She was like, how does 105 00:05:30,839 --> 00:05:32,680 Speaker 1: it haunt you if it can't touch you? And I 106 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:35,280 Speaker 1: was like, in your mind, I know, it's like it's 107 00:05:35,279 --> 00:05:37,640 Speaker 1: one of these things where no one knows the answers. 108 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:42,440 Speaker 1: So I mean, all you can do is not dumb kids. Yeah, exactly. 109 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,520 Speaker 1: So I don't know, you can just speculate what things are. 110 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,880 Speaker 1: But I just have so many questions all the time, 111 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:50,760 Speaker 1: and it's just it's fun. I just think it's fun. 112 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:54,279 Speaker 1: Are you a horror fan? Yeah? Yeah, we're having some 113 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,200 Speaker 1: a good moment right now. There's like a lot of 114 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:59,080 Speaker 1: horror movies coming out. I feel like it's starting to 115 00:05:59,279 --> 00:06:03,279 Speaker 1: bury up. I used to wonder, like why there weren't 116 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:05,920 Speaker 1: horror movies set in the city. They were always setting 117 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:09,159 Speaker 1: like the suburbs and like rural and I think that's 118 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,880 Speaker 1: like true of America. And maybe that's because that's where 119 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:14,840 Speaker 1: most of like the evil ship in American history was done, 120 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:19,400 Speaker 1: was like on farms in the woods against Native Americans 121 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,760 Speaker 1: or something like deep in the history, whereas like British 122 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:27,080 Speaker 1: horror movies often take place in in the city, but 123 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:30,040 Speaker 1: I don't I think they're all on the moors. Yeah, 124 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:32,839 Speaker 1: maybe that I thought the ghost hung out on moors mostly, 125 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:36,320 Speaker 1: but like, there's no, there aren't that many haunted beaches 126 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:41,039 Speaker 1: in US, horror, are there that you know of? I 127 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:43,160 Speaker 1: kind of think every beach is haunted. A lot of 128 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,600 Speaker 1: people die in the ocean. Oh could you imagine you're 129 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:49,600 Speaker 1: swimming and a ghost grabs your leg? Absolutely imagine. I 130 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:51,960 Speaker 1: don't go in the water. Yeah, that's why I do 131 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:57,680 Speaker 1: go in the water. Yeah. I mean we even have 132 00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:01,039 Speaker 1: stories of people having sex with ghosts, Like we've added 133 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:03,719 Speaker 1: on my podcast, a lot of people have sex with ghosts, 134 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:06,960 Speaker 1: it turns out. Yeah, I think that was Dan Ackroyd's 135 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:11,240 Speaker 1: original idea for a Ghostbuster. The blow job scene seems 136 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:13,880 Speaker 1: like it's like completely tacked on and stupid to us, 137 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:15,960 Speaker 1: But like his initial idea was, like, what if I 138 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:22,480 Speaker 1: got blown by a ghost? Like everyone's like, it's called 139 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:29,760 Speaker 1: nutbust and then go ghos blow. Let's revamp this for children. 140 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:33,080 Speaker 1: It was initially called ghost Smashers, and then they called 141 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:38,760 Speaker 1: it Ghostbusters to make room for the nutbusting puns. Probably alright, guys, 142 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:43,200 Speaker 1: let's talk about the bachelorette. Uh. Speaking of punching down. Uh, 143 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:46,440 Speaker 1: so we're going to bring in Superprouce around Hosnier our 144 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:52,640 Speaker 1: Bachelorette Specialists expert list, because this is this is what 145 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,360 Speaker 1: we're talking about. I don't want to lie, I don't 146 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:56,720 Speaker 1: want to say that this is this is what is 147 00:07:56,800 --> 00:08:00,720 Speaker 1: being talked about in the Daily Zayist writer's room. When 148 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:04,040 Speaker 1: Superducer around Hosnie gets in in the morning, she and 149 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:09,720 Speaker 1: I'm always super Sprucer DJ Daniel are talking about the 150 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:13,400 Speaker 1: Bachelorette and what happened, and uh, it seems like there 151 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:18,440 Speaker 1: there was some big news. You guys, this is devastating 152 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:22,000 Speaker 1: for all of us obviously, Um, you know front runner, 153 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:23,720 Speaker 1: current front runner, we are we still have a little 154 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,640 Speaker 1: bit of time to go, but potentially top five r 155 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:31,040 Speaker 1: jed Wyatt. Turns out he had a girlfriend this whole time. 156 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:37,280 Speaker 1: Devastating So that how do we know that he had 157 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:40,680 Speaker 1: a girl because the girlfriend felt wrong and wronged and 158 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:43,640 Speaker 1: sold her story to people mag as you do when 159 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:46,120 Speaker 1: you want to come for your reality TV boyfriend, as 160 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:50,960 Speaker 1: she did. Yeah, so he is like making it through 161 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:56,960 Speaker 1: the gauntlet of the Bachelorette. Yes, he's a singer songwriter 162 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:00,960 Speaker 1: from Nashville, and um, he apparently told this girlfriend that 163 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,199 Speaker 1: he's going on the show because it would be good 164 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,720 Speaker 1: for his career. It's huge, the you know, the amount 165 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:07,840 Speaker 1: of attention it will bring him. And I guess she 166 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:12,080 Speaker 1: was like, all right, babe, like I believe you, which 167 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:14,400 Speaker 1: is like, oh honey, this is so bad. This is 168 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:16,720 Speaker 1: no never date a guy who's going to go on 169 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:20,960 Speaker 1: a reality show specifically about falling in love and expect 170 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,800 Speaker 1: them to come back and honor your relationship. It's just 171 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:26,199 Speaker 1: not going to work out. Um. So it's just very 172 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:29,440 Speaker 1: devastating because he he was a fan favorite. You know, 173 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:33,520 Speaker 1: he was always very um, he's very charismatic. He seemed 174 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:36,240 Speaker 1: like down to earth, like he would make fun of himself. 175 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,359 Speaker 1: He was he didn't seem like he took himself too seriously. 176 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,800 Speaker 1: And now, um, this is a blow. This is a 177 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:45,520 Speaker 1: blow to bachelor nations. Maybe he wasn't taking that relationship 178 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:48,440 Speaker 1: very seriously. No, clearly not. Apparently when he came back, 179 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:51,800 Speaker 1: he ghosted her, and that's when she was like, revenge 180 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:55,560 Speaker 1: is on an opinion. Now, I just want to bring 181 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:59,240 Speaker 1: to light that they were allegedly dating for four months. 182 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,760 Speaker 1: Four months? So was this a boot or was this 183 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:05,920 Speaker 1: a boot tech call? Okay, I don't know, because like 184 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,959 Speaker 1: if it's hard to say somebody's in a relationship as 185 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,800 Speaker 1: a as a car artist, it's hard to say someone's 186 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:15,920 Speaker 1: in a relationship because look, you can't ghost on a marriage, 187 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:17,840 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like you can't. But there's paperwork, 188 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,480 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, there's paper trail. We're gonna 189 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:20,760 Speaker 1: know that you signed some ship and said she was 190 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:22,280 Speaker 1: in a relationship with this present. But if I say 191 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,040 Speaker 1: we're not together no more, guess what. I could just 192 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:26,720 Speaker 1: stop talking to my boyfriend, to Marbrow and then I 193 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:29,520 Speaker 1: don't have a boyfriend no more. But I have boyfriends 194 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:34,400 Speaker 1: work my definition of I just don't see him and 195 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:36,199 Speaker 1: speak to him anymore. I don't even have to get 196 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:39,280 Speaker 1: an explanation we're not together. So I think that Jed 197 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:48,480 Speaker 1: Jedidiah what else could it be. I think that he 198 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:50,520 Speaker 1: was singing less a dollar bo when he went on 199 00:10:50,559 --> 00:10:53,319 Speaker 1: the Bachelor, and this girl, I mean, I guess you'll, 200 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:56,200 Speaker 1: y'all were together the night before. You don't mean nothing. Yeah, 201 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,240 Speaker 1: But I'm glad that she's getting her story to people. 202 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,040 Speaker 1: Mag I hope that she doctored all these texts. This 203 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:03,640 Speaker 1: is not even real that she has a singing career, 204 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:06,760 Speaker 1: that jumps off right out. Yes, she's also a singer 205 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:13,560 Speaker 1: as well. Yeah, this is juicy style. Yeah, she gotta 206 00:11:13,559 --> 00:11:16,440 Speaker 1: come out with some song like the Bachelor. I don't 207 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:19,520 Speaker 1: even know if there's a song there girl. Yeah, will 208 00:11:19,559 --> 00:11:22,920 Speaker 1: you accept this? Rose? Yea. Yeah. I went on his 209 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,480 Speaker 1: Spotify and he's a horrible musician, So I was like, 210 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:27,319 Speaker 1: what don't you think was gonna happy? He thought this 211 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,800 Speaker 1: show was going to give you talent. Everybody's a horrible 212 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:32,360 Speaker 1: musician until you get in the right hand. Yeah, that's true. 213 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:34,959 Speaker 1: He just needs some auto tune and some little nose x. 214 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:38,880 Speaker 1: As we'll learn later, you can't even get a Hollywood 215 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:42,520 Speaker 1: star if you're a reality show. So he just d 216 00:11:42,679 --> 00:11:45,719 Speaker 1: c himself from having a career in many ways by 217 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:49,760 Speaker 1: going on the UM. But I don't Yeah, I agree 218 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:53,960 Speaker 1: with Lacy's analysis that like, this doesn't necessarily mean he 219 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,400 Speaker 1: had a girlfriend while he was okay, but there is 220 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:59,439 Speaker 1: information that apparently they went to the Bahamas before he left, 221 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:02,400 Speaker 1: and he's I love you. Oh now we're into the 222 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:13,439 Speaker 1: I love you people Now we can still take I mean, 223 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:17,040 Speaker 1: assuming the text messages aren't doctored. That, I mean, that 224 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,080 Speaker 1: is weird of him to be like I'm just going 225 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:23,480 Speaker 1: on this to promote I mean, that's if I when 226 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,800 Speaker 1: I come back, it'll just make a stronger Its just 227 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:30,400 Speaker 1: good for my brand. On her. The minute he said 228 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:31,760 Speaker 1: he was going on the show, You're like, oh, we're 229 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:35,280 Speaker 1: done then, surely well. He also said that he was 230 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:38,360 Speaker 1: tired of his dad. He happened to pay his rents, okay, 231 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:44,680 Speaker 1: so he had to independent Exactly, I have to go 232 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:48,360 Speaker 1: be independent on this reality show. I'm sure your dad 233 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:54,280 Speaker 1: is thrilled. Okay, I'm gonna have ABC pay my rants. Um. So, 234 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,160 Speaker 1: but we don't know how it ends. He might win, 235 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:58,640 Speaker 1: That's the thing I would kind of we don't know 236 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:05,400 Speaker 1: is somewhere just like if he wants she is strangling 237 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,679 Speaker 1: him to and he will be dead soon. We'll know 238 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,960 Speaker 1: if he dies in the next few days, like one. 239 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,360 Speaker 1: Because she's actually crazy, like she's known for being crazy. 240 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:18,640 Speaker 1: She called herself Hannah Beast. So she's the most fun 241 00:13:18,679 --> 00:13:20,280 Speaker 1: bachelor and I think there's been in a while. And 242 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:23,160 Speaker 1: she's such a significant reflection of the times changing for 243 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,600 Speaker 1: women because to get to see her just be making 244 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:28,640 Speaker 1: out and just ratting on ever back. Also very horny, 245 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:31,360 Speaker 1: like a pony head like us out at the corn 246 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:35,719 Speaker 1: of on like everybody she's on him. She'll go and 247 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:40,280 Speaker 1: pick another guy like come on down and that. No, 248 00:13:40,559 --> 00:13:42,440 Speaker 1: I'm very happy. I'm like, yeah, you better kiss on 249 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:46,520 Speaker 1: Autumn sexy ass man in this send him home. I 250 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:49,479 Speaker 1: think it's also because she she's been like I'm insane. 251 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:54,160 Speaker 1: I'm insane, I'm a mess. And I'm also formally Miss Alabama. 252 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:58,000 Speaker 1: So you know I'm crazy. Um, so you know I'm 253 00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:02,880 Speaker 1: not getting a bullshit when the show finished, I'm I'm 254 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:09,600 Speaker 1: trapping someone tonight. That's actually interesting thing. They won't let 255 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:12,200 Speaker 1: her comment on the Alabama stuff. Who won't The Bachelor 256 00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:14,800 Speaker 1: won't let her come because they want everybody's money, honey. 257 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,040 Speaker 1: They they don't need the Conservatives the time. They're like 258 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,960 Speaker 1: someone asked her a question in ABC was like cut, nope, 259 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:27,680 Speaker 1: don't literally through their body. Yeah. Uh alright, guys, let's 260 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:32,440 Speaker 1: talk about Olympic events because you know the Olympics are 261 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,600 Speaker 1: coming up. I guess, oh yeah, another year. They're always 262 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:41,400 Speaker 1: coming up, Tokyo. We're all getting ready. Who who cared 263 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,520 Speaker 1: more about paying off the Olympic committee than they did 264 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:49,040 Speaker 1: their own infrastructure? And I think it's what Paris, Who's 265 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:56,160 Speaker 1: twenty is Los Angeles, I believe. Yeah, so I we're 266 00:14:56,200 --> 00:15:00,280 Speaker 1: all going to AIRBNBA replaces. That's my career. Uh goal 267 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:05,560 Speaker 1: is to not live here somehow to not you guys 268 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:09,280 Speaker 1: remember SOCCI SOCCI have fond memories of that Olympics with 269 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:13,160 Speaker 1: like the wild dogs rumming the streets and yeah, crumbling infrastructure. 270 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:17,000 Speaker 1: That was a fun Olympics. Now, one thing about Russian 271 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:21,760 Speaker 1: wild dogs. I've seen multiple viral videos where like dogs 272 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:25,640 Speaker 1: in Moscow like know how to take the subway, and 273 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:29,520 Speaker 1: Russian wild dogs seem much smarter than other wild dogs. 274 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:31,880 Speaker 1: Can you come they can open doors like the fucking 275 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:38,120 Speaker 1: velociraptor of Crassic Park offenses. But anyways, Paris just did 276 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:43,800 Speaker 1: a process where they provisionally confirmed various sports for the 277 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:48,880 Speaker 1: Olympics and we got some bangers on the list. Guys, 278 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:54,240 Speaker 1: We've got sport climbing, surfing, skateboarding, and get ready for it, 279 00:15:54,320 --> 00:16:02,680 Speaker 1: break dance. Yeah exactly. So this seems on its surface 280 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:07,640 Speaker 1: cool to me. I cannot be against breakdancing having a 281 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:11,640 Speaker 1: more mainstream audience. At the same time, does seem like 282 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:15,760 Speaker 1: it's going to be one of those judge based Olympic events. 283 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:20,000 Speaker 1: I hate judge based Olympic events. Yeah, where it's just like, 284 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,320 Speaker 1: well what you see here, and then you have like 285 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:26,920 Speaker 1: the really snobby retired ones who are like that is bullshit. 286 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:30,240 Speaker 1: After like somebody does something that seems miraculous to you 287 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:34,040 Speaker 1: and just like, well that was a clear point deduction 288 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,840 Speaker 1: because her toe was pointing down instead of parallel to 289 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:45,080 Speaker 1: the ground when she landed that literally superpower, miraculous jump. Well, 290 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:48,560 Speaker 1: let's just wide ice skates. Let's just widely speculate here, guys. 291 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:54,320 Speaker 1: So do you think that in breakdancing Olympic breakdancing outfits 292 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:55,720 Speaker 1: are going to play as much as a role as 293 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,320 Speaker 1: they do in figure skates, Well, they have to, they 294 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:02,040 Speaker 1: have to. And what would be or fancy breakdancing outfit 295 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:09,280 Speaker 1: pants and like tracksuit track suits, like yeah, like the 296 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:12,880 Speaker 1: old retro ones. Are you Are you picturing the Adidas 297 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:16,639 Speaker 1: one down the side? Yeah, yeah, but I'm picturing that, 298 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:21,159 Speaker 1: but like decked out like figure skating outfits Like this 299 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:24,240 Speaker 1: is also mean that you could have theoretically Adidas or 300 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:30,119 Speaker 1: Nike official Olympic breakdancing shoes. I mean breakdancing gear and 301 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:34,719 Speaker 1: breakdancing athletic wear is a whole new market that seems 302 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:40,159 Speaker 1: like it's the officially licensed breakdancing gold chain. I wonder 303 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:45,000 Speaker 1: if after you, when you finish a routine, you know 304 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,960 Speaker 1: how gymnasts do that like arms in the air like 305 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,800 Speaker 1: thing to the I wonder if you do the like 306 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,920 Speaker 1: arms folded, like crossed all the way thing that like 307 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,240 Speaker 1: run DMC used to do on album covers and that 308 00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:03,159 Speaker 1: my parents do if they're trying to like act like 309 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:06,800 Speaker 1: their rappers there and they're here to say the crossed 310 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:09,840 Speaker 1: arms walking down the street just the other day, when 311 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:14,000 Speaker 1: here's my question as well, let's circulate this is there 312 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,560 Speaker 1: because I don't know the answer. Is there age limits 313 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:20,359 Speaker 1: for gymnasts? And would there be an age for this? 314 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,160 Speaker 1: That's that's the question that I had on this is 315 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:28,000 Speaker 1: like is it such like is it like those Olympic 316 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,800 Speaker 1: sports where your body breaks down at a certain point 317 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,720 Speaker 1: you can't keep doing it? Or is it so skill 318 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:37,080 Speaker 1: based that you know somebody can still do it into 319 00:18:37,119 --> 00:18:40,840 Speaker 1: their fifties just because it's all about knowing how to 320 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,920 Speaker 1: spin around forty five times on top of your head. 321 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:47,800 Speaker 1: And also what what will music like? What will it 322 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:52,600 Speaker 1: be modern music? Will it just be up to the performer? Um? 323 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,159 Speaker 1: And then also because I feel like every four or 324 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,040 Speaker 1: five months, I see another video of like a nine 325 00:18:57,119 --> 00:19:00,760 Speaker 1: year old girl crushing some sort of breaks he moves. 326 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:06,480 Speaker 1: So will she? Is she eligible for? I hope? So yeah? 327 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:13,680 Speaker 1: Um yeah, I'm only picturing like in my mind. Ear uh, 328 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:21,040 Speaker 1: it's that don't don't don't, don't don't don't. That's like 329 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:27,560 Speaker 1: the song for every single performance. But that can't be true. Um. Yeah. 330 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:29,440 Speaker 1: The article that I was reading about this to you 331 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:31,920 Speaker 1: said they also wanted they wanted to know some other 332 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,879 Speaker 1: sports that are worthy considering, and they listed disc golf, 333 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:41,640 Speaker 1: which I'd be fine with, ultimate frisbee, and paintball. Yeah, paintball. 334 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,120 Speaker 1: Paintball would be really interesting. And you're essentially just you're 335 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:48,960 Speaker 1: essentially just pretending war with other countries, right right, And 336 00:19:49,119 --> 00:19:53,119 Speaker 1: I guess the whole point of the Olympics is is 337 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:56,320 Speaker 1: not to do that, right That's just like okay, who like, 338 00:19:56,320 --> 00:20:01,840 Speaker 1: because then you would use your own military soldiers for yours, 339 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:05,679 Speaker 1: wouldn't you? Yeah? Probably? But why is there no like 340 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:09,800 Speaker 1: high production value like multi cam paintball tournaments on TV. 341 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,840 Speaker 1: It seems like that should be a thing. There will 342 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,520 Speaker 1: be a lot of fun to watch. There has to be. 343 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:16,720 Speaker 1: There has to be like ESPN Classic has to have 344 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:22,840 Speaker 1: some like Saturday at four, like the World Cup Final 345 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,679 Speaker 1: is happening, and they can't compete with it. They just 346 00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:30,000 Speaker 1: put on They put on the Johnsonville Brought Cornhole Championships, 347 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:33,280 Speaker 1: which is a gem to watch. When is cornhole going 348 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:36,000 Speaker 1: to be an Olympic event? I mean, the fact that 349 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:39,440 Speaker 1: it isn't is really just it's I don't think it's 350 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,680 Speaker 1: left this country yet, though, I do wonder if it's 351 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:46,520 Speaker 1: like bowling boring to watch because the people are so 352 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:49,520 Speaker 1: good that the same thing just happens every single time, 353 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,439 Speaker 1: Like they don't even touch the board. It's just I'm 354 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:57,440 Speaker 1: gonna tell you, I deep dove guys into some cornhole championship. 355 00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:00,199 Speaker 1: When you when you're on the road doing shows a 356 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,000 Speaker 1: lot of a lot of times you're just I'll just 357 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:03,960 Speaker 1: stay here in the hotel, I guess, and watch TV 358 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:07,520 Speaker 1: till I have to leave for the theater. And the 359 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,199 Speaker 1: great thing about it is how defensive they get, so 360 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:12,919 Speaker 1: you do get this element of like they make it 361 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,439 Speaker 1: harder for each other based on how they throw, and 362 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,879 Speaker 1: they don't all put them right in. They don't. No, no, no, 363 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,760 Speaker 1: I'm sure there's some that are going to get better. Also, 364 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,120 Speaker 1: when I said hasn't left this country, I could hear 365 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:27,359 Speaker 1: people in at least Canada yelling, now you did in 366 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,560 Speaker 1: Ohio did. But I'll argue on that all day. Or 367 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,760 Speaker 1: if you're in Illinois, it's not even called cornhole. It's 368 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:36,760 Speaker 1: just called bags. That's what we call, just called bags 369 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:40,040 Speaker 1: in Chicago, Roche, Illinois, everywhere that I was born and raised. 370 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,919 Speaker 1: It's just you guys want to play bags. You you 371 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:46,800 Speaker 1: wrote your bags set? Yeah, yeah, I hope corn Hoole 372 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:49,320 Speaker 1: makes it in Paris would seem like the appropriate place 373 00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:52,560 Speaker 1: for cornhole, right, Yeah, I mean that is uh, the 374 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:57,520 Speaker 1: you know culture leader of their cities and the culture 375 00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:03,280 Speaker 1: leader of our you know, big ten parking lot, football 376 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:09,080 Speaker 1: game drinking games. Yeah. Um no, any any sports that 377 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,679 Speaker 1: you want to see given a go at the Olympics 378 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,840 Speaker 1: anything yet, I don't know. I mean, I think you 379 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,720 Speaker 1: guys covered some of the more odd ones. But like, 380 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,159 Speaker 1: I'm really fascinated with curling. Like I know this is 381 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,960 Speaker 1: already a thing, but it's basically like a giant, like 382 00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:24,200 Speaker 1: large scale game of shuffleboard on ice where someone's like 383 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,679 Speaker 1: sweeping the you know ice in front of the whatever. 384 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,399 Speaker 1: The curling stone or whatever, and the whole culture of 385 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,000 Speaker 1: it is fascinating and it's like a very zen thing 386 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:35,919 Speaker 1: and not much seems to happen, but I can't look away. 387 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,359 Speaker 1: It's it's a it's a very interesting sport. Okay, you 388 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,600 Speaker 1: don't want to know more about the history of curling, no, 389 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:44,600 Speaker 1: you know you brought yourself back here because you should 390 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:50,360 Speaker 1: check out The Losers on Netflix. There it uh. It's 391 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:53,679 Speaker 1: a documentary series that goes over people who failed in 392 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,600 Speaker 1: there like athletic attempts, and one of them is all 393 00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:01,680 Speaker 1: about curling and talks about this. It's like the most 394 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:04,840 Speaker 1: prestigious tournament that they do in Canada and goes back 395 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,600 Speaker 1: to the days when you could do it like they 396 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,479 Speaker 1: would have their tournaments. You'd have a cigarette hanging out 397 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,879 Speaker 1: of your mouth in a beer in one hand like 398 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:13,240 Speaker 1: while playing, and interviews all these old guys and it's 399 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,840 Speaker 1: you can obviously tell by the title that somebody doesn't win, 400 00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:19,280 Speaker 1: but it's extremely good and if you enjoy curling on 401 00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:23,320 Speaker 1: a cultural and historical level, I would recommend The Losers 402 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,760 Speaker 1: on Netflix. It's I think it's episode available on DVD. 403 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:29,320 Speaker 1: I will only watch it if I can watch I 404 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,520 Speaker 1: thought your rule was you would buy it on DVD 405 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:35,320 Speaker 1: then watch it on that. Yeah, you know, I'm not 406 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:38,119 Speaker 1: being very consistent today, but you're right, that does sound awesome. 407 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,000 Speaker 1: Is it other sports? Like, it's like a whole bunch 408 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,920 Speaker 1: of different Yeah. Yeah. One if it was just called 409 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:47,520 Speaker 1: the Losers and it was just about curling, like implying 410 00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:52,040 Speaker 1: they're just like, yeah, it's there's a great one about 411 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:55,679 Speaker 1: a boxer. There's another one about this soccer football league 412 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:59,280 Speaker 1: in the UK where if you lose so many times 413 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,520 Speaker 1: in a you get like kicked out, you lose your team, 414 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,480 Speaker 1: your town loses your team. And the story of these 415 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:09,480 Speaker 1: just perennial losers trying to not lose their town's team. Uh, 416 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:12,920 Speaker 1: it's really really good. I recommend that series on Netflix. 417 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:17,080 Speaker 1: I'll definitely check it out begrudgingly. All Right, we're gonna 418 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:27,600 Speaker 1: take a quick break. We'll be right back, and we're back. 419 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,600 Speaker 1: And then I wanted to talk real quickly about do 420 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:34,560 Speaker 1: you guys Have you guys been watching Euphoria? No, it's 421 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:39,720 Speaker 1: it's like teens doing It's like Fast Time nine. Right, Yeah, 422 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:43,240 Speaker 1: you heard there were like thirty six penises in one episode, 423 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:46,800 Speaker 1: like in one scene, like fully you know, fully shown. Yeah, 424 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,800 Speaker 1: I guess there was. I can't even picture what led 425 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,960 Speaker 1: to that, Like, what is the scenario that requires third? 426 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,120 Speaker 1: It must have been like a locker room situation. That's 427 00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:55,240 Speaker 1: the only thing I can. I can or somebody wanted 428 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:59,680 Speaker 1: a world records. Yeah, I think it was a lineup 429 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:05,320 Speaker 1: actually of no, that's not it was. Actually it was 430 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:09,760 Speaker 1: a locker room scene. And we're bringing in our euphoria 431 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:15,880 Speaker 1: expert super producer Anna Hosnier, who has been watching it. Hello. Anna, Yeah, 432 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:19,640 Speaker 1: now I haven't seen the show. I'm sure, but I'm 433 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:22,960 Speaker 1: really good at just kind of guessing, right, but you 434 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,879 Speaker 1: you like it right, you're saying it's good, Um, I do. 435 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,479 Speaker 1: And you know the the weenie scene is I like 436 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:32,199 Speaker 1: to call male generals the enies. Um. It was actually 437 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,119 Speaker 1: a very funny exploration of kind of like male like 438 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,560 Speaker 1: toxic masculinity. It was. It's it's very funny because it's 439 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:42,400 Speaker 1: just like this dude who just can't deal like he's 440 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,359 Speaker 1: just like so broad out like all these dicks in 441 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,920 Speaker 1: the locker room, like how inappropriate, Like he's just the worst. 442 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,760 Speaker 1: He's the worst dude ever. He can't deal with anything. Um. 443 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:55,119 Speaker 1: And it explains why he's like so deeply like, um 444 00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:59,399 Speaker 1: toxic monster and hey, hey guys, guess what your father? 445 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:03,680 Speaker 1: Your father ruined you. Um, but I mean who didn't 446 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:05,520 Speaker 1: know that? But anyway, Yeah, it's a great I mean 447 00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:10,080 Speaker 1: it's an interesting show because it shows all these young 448 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:13,200 Speaker 1: kids and then like the reasons why they're on drugs 449 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,359 Speaker 1: or like why they like to experiment. But it's also 450 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:19,280 Speaker 1: like I wouldn't say it's like based in reality because 451 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,520 Speaker 1: there's so there's so much like she buys her drugs 452 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:25,520 Speaker 1: from like a like a really like thugged out like 453 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:29,520 Speaker 1: eight year old. Like it's like really weird and it's 454 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,920 Speaker 1: like over the top. But it's also I think the 455 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:35,160 Speaker 1: concept of euphoria, as you're living on this other planet 456 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,600 Speaker 1: like in your head and and it has vibes of 457 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:42,560 Speaker 1: that where like things sometimes um doesn't feel real. But 458 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,880 Speaker 1: I think that kind of adds to like the aspect 459 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,280 Speaker 1: of the fact that you're on drugs, so like nothing's 460 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:50,760 Speaker 1: real and and some argue like, oh, it glorifies drug use, 461 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:52,919 Speaker 1: but then like you also kind of see these like 462 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:56,520 Speaker 1: really shitty aspects of it, like like you see her 463 00:26:56,600 --> 00:27:01,400 Speaker 1: like the girls first of all, Zendia, Yeah, you amazing actress. 464 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,240 Speaker 1: You've just been making that noise over and over every time. 465 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,680 Speaker 1: I don't know where she's from or anything like previous 466 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,480 Speaker 1: to this. I do remember some newscaster made racist comments 467 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,879 Speaker 1: about her hair once, but that's about as much as 468 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,600 Speaker 1: I know from her. But like seeing her come in 469 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:19,439 Speaker 1: very fresh from my perspective, um, I think she's killing it. Yeah, 470 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,840 Speaker 1: I mean, like you see like the real dark sides 471 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:25,040 Speaker 1: of like kids fucking fighting with their parents, like things 472 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,920 Speaker 1: where you like kind of feel it from your own childhood, 473 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,520 Speaker 1: Like oh yeah, I was, like, you know, y psycho 474 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,919 Speaker 1: as well. I still am. Yeah, I mean the stuff 475 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:36,360 Speaker 1: that terrifies me most about having kids is that they 476 00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:39,359 Speaker 1: will one day do things half as stupid as I 477 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,720 Speaker 1: did when I was a teenager. Yeah, they'll threaten to 478 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:45,359 Speaker 1: kill you just out of pure madness because they're children. 479 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,240 Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like they're really gonna I mean, hey, look, 480 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:48,879 Speaker 1: I'm not here to judge if your child kills you. 481 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,840 Speaker 1: But like you know, like in I've remember, you know, 482 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:56,520 Speaker 1: as a kid who abused drugs, Like in my most vulnerable, 483 00:27:56,680 --> 00:28:00,200 Speaker 1: like true insecure moments, like I've said and done things 484 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:04,280 Speaker 1: that were incredibly not okay to my parents, like I've screamed, 485 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:07,120 Speaker 1: I've thrown ship, like I've just lost my fucking mind 486 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,040 Speaker 1: because I just want to go get high and my 487 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:13,000 Speaker 1: parents are just trying to be like no, you're seventeen. No, 488 00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,159 Speaker 1: And then it's like, I don't. I think it captures 489 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,240 Speaker 1: that very well. Yeah, I mean so, The New York 490 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,879 Speaker 1: Times wrote an article about how this generation of teenagers, 491 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:27,800 Speaker 1: like our current teenagers, are actually the like they use 492 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:31,879 Speaker 1: drugs less than any group of teenagers in recent history. 493 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:36,120 Speaker 1: They smoke less, they have less sex, They're getting into 494 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:40,960 Speaker 1: fewer car accidents, getting into fewer physical fights. Um, So 495 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:44,160 Speaker 1: their point was kind of, why are we making this 496 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:47,360 Speaker 1: show Euphoria that is like the most boundary pushing show 497 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:51,240 Speaker 1: about teen sex and teen drug use when like this 498 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:56,320 Speaker 1: is the least you know, sexually active and drug dependent 499 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,840 Speaker 1: group of teenagers. But like one of the things that 500 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:04,480 Speaker 1: the show talks about is how I think it says teenagers, 501 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:08,120 Speaker 1: like your love language today as a teenager is nudes 502 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:14,040 Speaker 1: and like it's needs. But that like that doesn't necessarily 503 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:18,000 Speaker 1: mean you're sexually active just because you're like sending nudes 504 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:22,120 Speaker 1: back and forth. I think that would fall under gifts, right, Yeah, right, 505 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:27,360 Speaker 1: because it's quality time, yes, yeah, acts of service, yeah, 506 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:31,520 Speaker 1: the affirming words and physical touch. Yeah, so maybe affirming 507 00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:36,880 Speaker 1: words and gifts, that's where nudes fall into. But and 508 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:41,520 Speaker 1: it is like, even if they aren't abusing the drugs 509 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:46,480 Speaker 1: that people our age did, like suicide among teens is rising, 510 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:51,360 Speaker 1: the incidence of certain mental health problems is going up. 511 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:56,240 Speaker 1: Vaping has taken off in a way that is alarming 512 00:29:56,320 --> 00:30:00,280 Speaker 1: public health officials. Um so it sounds like there's saying that, 513 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,480 Speaker 1: like there are issues here that you could highlight in 514 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:06,960 Speaker 1: a teen drama, But the idea that the issues are 515 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:10,680 Speaker 1: how fucking drunk and crazy and drug and adult they're 516 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:15,600 Speaker 1: getting is not where the spots are. Yeah, exactly. Like 517 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:18,040 Speaker 1: one of the things that people have pointed to is 518 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:22,880 Speaker 1: that because uh, people kind of grow up these days 519 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,280 Speaker 1: with helicopter parents who don't let them like out of 520 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,200 Speaker 1: the house and don't let them like go out and 521 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:31,320 Speaker 1: make mistakes for themselves, they they're safer. But that also 522 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:35,719 Speaker 1: fox with your ability to solve problems for yourself, and 523 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:39,480 Speaker 1: that's a cause of anxiety and depression. Um, that's crazy 524 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,600 Speaker 1: because I feel like everyone I grew up with was 525 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:45,240 Speaker 1: so on drugs. That's weird. So was it like millennial 526 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:48,280 Speaker 1: kind of slowly petered out with millennials when we all 527 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:52,640 Speaker 1: started odeing at seven, and then like the younger generations 528 00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,200 Speaker 1: are like whatever, Like I can't, I don't know what 529 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,280 Speaker 1: anything young is anymore. But like, I mean, I have 530 00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,080 Speaker 1: a I have a I have a ten year old daughter, 531 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:02,040 Speaker 1: and she's basic like already a teenager. Like she's she's 532 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,600 Speaker 1: kind of addicted to social media. She's not vaping yet, 533 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,280 Speaker 1: but like she's kind of addicted to social media. All 534 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:09,040 Speaker 1: her friends are. There's that whole like comparing herself to 535 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,640 Speaker 1: other people culture that we all probably suffer from too, 536 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,360 Speaker 1: but with kids, I think it's even more like pointed, 537 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,600 Speaker 1: and you know, I think it's it's definitely a cause 538 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,040 Speaker 1: of probably some of those increases in suicide rates because 539 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,880 Speaker 1: there's everything is kind of broadcast out there, like what 540 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:24,440 Speaker 1: other kids have that you don't have, how cool other 541 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,400 Speaker 1: people are, and the way you compare yourself to it. 542 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,760 Speaker 1: I think that's absolutely a bigger part of it today 543 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:32,200 Speaker 1: with younger kids than drugs. For sure. Yeah, I do 544 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,400 Speaker 1: find myself sometimes I'll be like I'm gonna sit down 545 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,640 Speaker 1: and smoke some weed, but then I start literally scrolling 546 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,000 Speaker 1: through Instagram and then I forget to smoke the weed. 547 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,040 Speaker 1: I was gonna make this joke, but I wonder how 548 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:45,040 Speaker 1: much of it's true. Is is in a freakonomics way 549 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,960 Speaker 1: where you're like, oh, this is actually tied to that. 550 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:51,200 Speaker 1: I wonder how much screen time has to do with 551 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:56,200 Speaker 1: the lifestyles of teenagers now, like being less drug dependent 552 00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,880 Speaker 1: or yeah, or just because you get high off likes 553 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:02,600 Speaker 1: really mean those endorphins are real. If you if you 554 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,120 Speaker 1: could break a hundred likes on a photo, I probably 555 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:09,000 Speaker 1: won't smoke weed for like three days. You don't want 556 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:10,800 Speaker 1: something kind of weird. I don't know how much this 557 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,560 Speaker 1: ties into this, but I I recently put out a 558 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:17,320 Speaker 1: post on Twitter about my opinion of these UM child detainees, 559 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:21,000 Speaker 1: and I wished to myself that there was a way 560 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:26,520 Speaker 1: to turn off like notifications because I could feel myself 561 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,680 Speaker 1: being like, oh, I'm glad that so many people that 562 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:32,160 Speaker 1: I like, are no respect are liking this this opinion 563 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,560 Speaker 1: that I have. But that felt shitty to me because 564 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:39,040 Speaker 1: I didn't want to be getting positive released endorphins off 565 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:42,120 Speaker 1: of something that I was just trying to say, Hey, 566 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,080 Speaker 1: enough of this ship. Do you know what I mean, 567 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,720 Speaker 1: but it's still it happens to you regardless, that you 568 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:50,280 Speaker 1: can say something for altruistic reasons and end up getting 569 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:55,040 Speaker 1: a selfish benefit from it feels shitty. Yeah. Uh. And 570 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,080 Speaker 1: another thing they point to in this New York Times 571 00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:00,240 Speaker 1: article is that the fact that kids from a very 572 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:04,680 Speaker 1: young age have access to like all the pornography that's 573 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:08,960 Speaker 1: ever been made on the internet, uh, probably has something 574 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,480 Speaker 1: to do with the fact that they are less likely 575 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:16,800 Speaker 1: to be immediately sexually active in their teenage years. We 576 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,720 Speaker 1: have to get this story. And guys Sharman has put 577 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:25,240 Speaker 1: out a what they're calling a forever roll of toilet paper. Uh. 578 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,280 Speaker 1: It's impractically huge. It looks like one of those giant 579 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:32,080 Speaker 1: wheels of cheese. Um, but they came. They claim it 580 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:38,280 Speaker 1: can last you a month of just near constant shitting. Uh. 581 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:42,480 Speaker 1: And it's twelve inches, the equivalent of twenty four toilet 582 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:47,080 Speaker 1: paper rolls. And it's being hailed as the toilet paper 583 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:51,680 Speaker 1: roll for millennials because it cuts down on because we 584 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,840 Speaker 1: can't afford space, we all we all live in a 585 00:33:54,920 --> 00:34:01,400 Speaker 1: box and so uh, you know right, yeah, yeah, totally. 586 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:06,200 Speaker 1: But it's basically the idea that what are the two 587 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:09,200 Speaker 1: things millennials hate. They don't have any space to live 588 00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,839 Speaker 1: in and they hate leaving the house. This takes care 589 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,799 Speaker 1: of that. You have toilet paper roll that you can 590 00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:19,640 Speaker 1: eat off of it, like your kitchen table. I used 591 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,960 Speaker 1: toilet paper for every Like what millennials do is like 592 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,800 Speaker 1: we like we kill industries and we use toilet paper 593 00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:31,160 Speaker 1: for literally every purpose. So like place mats, napkins, paper, 594 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:37,120 Speaker 1: towel rings, engagement rings, um casts, if we break from 595 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,319 Speaker 1: leg because we don't have health and just wrap your 596 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:43,040 Speaker 1: arm and dip it in the toilet hardens up to 597 00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:46,719 Speaker 1: dress up as mommy's or to actually use in funerary 598 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:51,000 Speaker 1: rituals because again we don't have any money here, you um. 599 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:55,120 Speaker 1: But yeah, this is so what makes so I'm still 600 00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,640 Speaker 1: not clear on the concept of what makes this toilet 601 00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:01,000 Speaker 1: paper so special that millennials lot of it. It's twenty 602 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:05,600 Speaker 1: four rolls, it's big. It's big, but they're compact or no, 603 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:10,600 Speaker 1: it's just the biggest toilet paper roll ever. But how's 604 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:14,560 Speaker 1: that supposed to help me with space? Because I think 605 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:17,520 Speaker 1: about how much space rolls of toilet paper takes up. 606 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:21,400 Speaker 1: It's like a giant box visualizing it right, Whereas twenty. 607 00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,080 Speaker 1: It was just a giant wheel. Yeah, it's just one wheel, 608 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,319 Speaker 1: like a cheese wheel of a cheese wheel. Toilet paper 609 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,279 Speaker 1: exactly the size of a wheel of parmson cheese. Yeah, 610 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,799 Speaker 1: how's that. That's not going to fit in my little 611 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:36,799 Speaker 1: toilet dispenser, toilet roll dispenser. So that's that is the 612 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:40,320 Speaker 1: other genius thing is that they're providing the toilet roll dispensers. 613 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:47,480 Speaker 1: That's how they It's like the's like the computer, like, 614 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,080 Speaker 1: here's our new Apple computer, and here's the toilet rolls. 615 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:56,560 Speaker 1: Wait could you It's actually on a subscription service like 616 00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,920 Speaker 1: six years in your printing toilet roll cloud that you 617 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:04,920 Speaker 1: have to subscribe to. They that would be really funny, 618 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:08,800 Speaker 1: like an automated toilet paper dispenser. It has the toilet 619 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,080 Speaker 1: paper in there, but if your subscription runs out, it's 620 00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,520 Speaker 1: just like and then it knows that your moment of 621 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,400 Speaker 1: need and it's like, well suddenly the toilet paper is 622 00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:20,520 Speaker 1: now twenty dollars apply. Yeah, that's how they get you 623 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:26,680 Speaker 1: get coming and going the bathroom. Get it. Yeah, Jack's 624 00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:29,439 Speaker 1: never gonna let me on this podcast again. I think 625 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,400 Speaker 1: I literally said what the hell is wrong with you? 626 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:39,400 Speaker 1: During I've never seen him that any either. We do 627 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:43,520 Speaker 1: have to talk about the ad that is for Boyhood. Yes, 628 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,280 Speaker 1: So I don't know how to talk about this because 629 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,600 Speaker 1: it's like a spoiler. I guess if you haven't seen 630 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,839 Speaker 1: the ad for Boyhood that turns out not to be 631 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,920 Speaker 1: the ad for Boyhood, go watch it. Now, pause this 632 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,040 Speaker 1: and go watch it. What is it like two minutes? 633 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:01,600 Speaker 1: It's like a two minute So it follows the life 634 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:05,280 Speaker 1: of a boy as he is born, grows up, he's 635 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:10,759 Speaker 1: outside for the first time, gets in his first fight. Yeah, 636 00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:15,760 Speaker 1: it comes, becomes an travels to Asia and is curative 637 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:20,840 Speaker 1: his insaleness, falls in love. Uh, and then by this 638 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:24,239 Speaker 1: point your weeping just weeping, Yeah, grows his hair back. 639 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,440 Speaker 1: Oh yeah when his girlfriend shaves his head, and then 640 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,799 Speaker 1: he gets a beard when he goes to Asia because 641 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:33,239 Speaker 1: because gets it. Yeah, and then it's so crazy. The 642 00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:35,400 Speaker 1: whole time I was trying to guess what it wasn't 643 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:40,759 Speaker 1: like Trojans Hala burd and like Trojans would have been 644 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,120 Speaker 1: funny because it would have been like this person should 645 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,640 Speaker 1: not exist. It seems like there was so much you saw, 646 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,839 Speaker 1: like it's I was like, this has to do something 647 00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,480 Speaker 1: about like there's a lot of sex. There's a lot 648 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,640 Speaker 1: of sex, there's there's you see a mother giving birth, 649 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,520 Speaker 1: a home birth. I'm like this, surely this all must 650 00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:00,160 Speaker 1: be That was the weird thing is that they have 651 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:03,480 Speaker 1: the mother giving birth in a tiny bathtub like a 652 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,400 Speaker 1: water birth. Like a water birth is like supposed to 653 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,560 Speaker 1: be in a body of water, but dude, in like 654 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:11,240 Speaker 1: a kiddie pool at right, But whoever made this commercial 655 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:15,960 Speaker 1: just like had heard of and just like had a 656 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,920 Speaker 1: birth in like a tiny little bathtub. Anyways, that is 657 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,560 Speaker 1: not the weirdest part of the ad. The weirdest part 658 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,680 Speaker 1: comes at the end when it shows this young man 659 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,440 Speaker 1: whose life we have seen flash before our eyes, the 660 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:31,360 Speaker 1: ups and downs, the trials and tribulations. So the first 661 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,560 Speaker 1: thing we hear other than a swelling string music is 662 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:38,520 Speaker 1: a woman's voice comes in and says, every day life 663 00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,480 Speaker 1: asks you the same question, what are you going to 664 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:45,160 Speaker 1: try today? And it shows him as a grown man, 665 00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:48,920 Speaker 1: walk into a subway, walk up to a subway counter 666 00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:53,760 Speaker 1: and look at the literal universe of options in front 667 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:59,279 Speaker 1: of him through the sneeze guard. So every day the 668 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:03,200 Speaker 1: same question, what do you want from subway? Here's what 669 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,239 Speaker 1: I take. I wanted to know what his order was 670 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,520 Speaker 1: after all that. Yeah, and it's like, are still you're 671 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,200 Speaker 1: a meat ball marrion er guy that's coming in the 672 00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,759 Speaker 1: next installment there, And I was gonna be like to 673 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,839 Speaker 1: two more acts where he gets married and then gets 674 00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,640 Speaker 1: divorced and shaves his head again, and then you know, 675 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,640 Speaker 1: he discussed to be as kids and then he has 676 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,160 Speaker 1: to decide what he wants it Subway again, and then 677 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,160 Speaker 1: he reconnects. And then the third and still he reconnects 678 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:27,800 Speaker 1: with his kids and they go to Subway together. The 679 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:30,719 Speaker 1: relationship with a girl, it's not like they're dating. He 680 00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:34,279 Speaker 1: kisses a girl and then he sees her talking to 681 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,279 Speaker 1: a guy and like touch hands and then he goes 682 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:40,920 Speaker 1: and shaves his head. It's just such an unnecessarily aggressive move. 683 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:44,320 Speaker 1: He I mean, he appears to be an only child. 684 00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:46,960 Speaker 1: It's not you know, it's not There's not a lot 685 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,080 Speaker 1: as explained. But I thought it was going to be 686 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:52,719 Speaker 1: for a jeans, you know, like because all the commercials 687 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,160 Speaker 1: that you don't know used to just be for genes. 688 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:58,719 Speaker 1: This was the cast off of Levi's ad. Yeah, yeah, 689 00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:00,759 Speaker 1: they just they just added in the last shot of 690 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,759 Speaker 1: the because he's not even you don't even see him 691 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,400 Speaker 1: in a subway. We see him with kind of like 692 00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,279 Speaker 1: the background is pretty blank, and then it cuts to 693 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,920 Speaker 1: they're even in the same shot. Really could have been 694 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:13,600 Speaker 1: for anything. My theory is that they, like someone took 695 00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:18,359 Speaker 1: this demented student film and just shopped it around there, 696 00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,040 Speaker 1: like who will pay me to just put an image 697 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,279 Speaker 1: of an employee and their sneeze guard At the end 698 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:26,040 Speaker 1: of the time, I mean, I'm sure whatever. I mean, 699 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:28,280 Speaker 1: I'm sure they wanted this to happen and it's working 700 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:29,880 Speaker 1: and we're playing right into their hands. But I was 701 00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,960 Speaker 1: I was like, holy shit, they're not that. You know. 702 00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,799 Speaker 1: What this proves is that ads really are art and 703 00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:40,680 Speaker 1: people that work in advertising are actually artists, but better 704 00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:44,040 Speaker 1: because they make money. Someone someone I worked with yesterday 705 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:47,719 Speaker 1: like showed us a really long Apple commercial and was like, see, 706 00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:50,560 Speaker 1: like commercials can be filmmaking. And then today we showed 707 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,319 Speaker 1: him this and he's like, well, I guess maybe I 708 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:58,000 Speaker 1: was wrong. That's amazing. All right, We're gonna take a 709 00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:10,280 Speaker 1: quick break. We'll be right back, and we're back. Finally, 710 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,120 Speaker 1: what is a myth with something people think is true, 711 00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:15,760 Speaker 1: you know, to be false? That men can't compliment women anymore. 712 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,560 Speaker 1: I sort of keep hearing this now in the light 713 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,640 Speaker 1: of kind of meat too that it's like, you can't 714 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,960 Speaker 1: even compliment a women anymore, And I say you can, 715 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,520 Speaker 1: you just may not get the response you want, like 716 00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,759 Speaker 1: you've always been able to the caveat to that. Also, 717 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,440 Speaker 1: if he's shouted from the top of a building or 718 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,480 Speaker 1: out of a moving car, if like the Doppler effect 719 00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:43,040 Speaker 1: applies to it, right, then it's yeah, yeah, that's when 720 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,480 Speaker 1: it tips into like sort of street harassment. Right. So 721 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,680 Speaker 1: there's but you can still pay compliments. But we're hearing 722 00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:49,959 Speaker 1: a lot now like you just can't even talk to women, 723 00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:51,680 Speaker 1: and we're like, yeah, you can, just you're going to 724 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,080 Speaker 1: be cooled out if you're a dick. Yeah. So I'm 725 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,319 Speaker 1: sort of tired of hearing from guys no you can't 726 00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,239 Speaker 1: even I just want to put a p s A 727 00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:00,879 Speaker 1: out there to those guys, which is that if you're 728 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:04,640 Speaker 1: saying that, you're a nasty, creepy motherfucker and and here's why, 729 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,760 Speaker 1: Because if you feel like you can't talk to women anymore, 730 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,640 Speaker 1: that means the way you were talking to women before 731 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,200 Speaker 1: was trash. Okay, that means what you were doing was wrong, 732 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,160 Speaker 1: and now you're like, Mac, you can't even grab a 733 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:20,600 Speaker 1: woman booty no more, sir, absolutely not. You have a problem. 734 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,799 Speaker 1: I've never met a normal man who has come up 735 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,919 Speaker 1: to me and been like, oh, you look nice today. 736 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,359 Speaker 1: Oh you know what, I shouldn't say that anymore because 737 00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:28,960 Speaker 1: I don't want you to assume me like people know 738 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,719 Speaker 1: the appropriate. People who have a gauge of what's appropriate 739 00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:33,920 Speaker 1: and what's not appropriate have never lost that. It's just 740 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,000 Speaker 1: the people who were running a month because no one was, 741 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:40,160 Speaker 1: you know, reprimanding them that now feel stifled. Yeah, you're 742 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:44,319 Speaker 1: you're you're hiding my right to be a douche, right, yeah, 743 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,840 Speaker 1: saying that, no, your gross, No, we know your gross. 744 00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,160 Speaker 1: It's the same thing. It's revealing for the same reason 745 00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,200 Speaker 1: as people who are like, you can't be funny anymore. 746 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,040 Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, so your brand of funny was just 747 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:59,319 Speaker 1: saying racist and sexist stuff. The punchline was racist. Yeah, 748 00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:03,560 Speaker 1: you liked punching down, And we're no longer think that's 749 00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:07,840 Speaker 1: as hilarious as we used to. All Right, let's talk 750 00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:11,799 Speaker 1: about how we do fame on this side of the Atlantic. 751 00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:18,080 Speaker 1: The Walk of fame. Uh, there's renewed interests him whether 752 00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,879 Speaker 1: Donald Trump should have a star on the Walk of 753 00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:25,560 Speaker 1: Fame in Hollywood. So the Hollywood City Council had a 754 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,440 Speaker 1: vote and said, no, he should not, we should get 755 00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:32,320 Speaker 1: rid of it, and the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce has 756 00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:35,920 Speaker 1: fully just ignored that vote, which I guess is like 757 00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:40,600 Speaker 1: most city council votes of any type, they just kind 758 00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,719 Speaker 1: of get ignored. So one question that people had is like, 759 00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:48,319 Speaker 1: why he has one to begin with, since he is 760 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:53,200 Speaker 1: only known for being a reality star and also a 761 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:57,759 Speaker 1: rich guy in Home Alone too, uh, which, by the way, 762 00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:00,680 Speaker 1: an episode of Sex in the City. Yeah, which freaked 763 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,239 Speaker 1: me out when I saw him one there, I was like, 764 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:05,120 Speaker 1: he was on this Sam had a meeting with him. Yeah, 765 00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:10,800 Speaker 1: Like they fled across the bar. Yeah, claim Donald, I 766 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:16,839 Speaker 1: want some of that Trump. Um. So it turns out 767 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,520 Speaker 1: you basically buy yourself a star on the Hollywood Walkup Fame. 768 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:22,880 Speaker 1: It costs thirty thou dollars to get yourself nominated, and 769 00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:25,879 Speaker 1: then they'll pretty much vote you in if you pay 770 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:32,200 Speaker 1: them enough money. Absolute Vodka has a star, Loreal has 771 00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:36,360 Speaker 1: a star on the Hollywood Walk Up name. Uh. But 772 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,279 Speaker 1: like one of the rules that they hold kind of 773 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,720 Speaker 1: steadfast too, is that you can't get a Hollywood star 774 00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:46,319 Speaker 1: as a reality star. And like so people have been 775 00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,440 Speaker 1: like why would Trump have it, and they claim it's 776 00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:51,400 Speaker 1: because of his work as a producer for the Miss 777 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:56,239 Speaker 1: America pageant, that that's why he has a Hollywood star. 778 00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:00,239 Speaker 1: I think that they're not going to take a star 779 00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,520 Speaker 1: away because it's just like the Internet, like if you're 780 00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:06,960 Speaker 1: a negative troll, you're still giving people more visibility and 781 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:11,000 Speaker 1: more views and more likes by being negative. So Donald 782 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,840 Speaker 1: Trump start getting constantly defaced and people constantly visiting it. 783 00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:17,640 Speaker 1: That is driving traffic to the hot to the Walk 784 00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:20,520 Speaker 1: of Fame. That's the whole point of the Walk of Fame. 785 00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:26,839 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was that an explosion for Thank you Dan. 786 00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:30,720 Speaker 1: But yeah, so they're like levin or hated, like people 787 00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:32,440 Speaker 1: are still coming to the Hollywood Walk of Fame, so 788 00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:34,840 Speaker 1: they're never going to get rid of it. Yeah, and 789 00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:37,040 Speaker 1: it has to be like policed. Now they've had people 790 00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:40,000 Speaker 1: like you know around it because it gets defaced so often. 791 00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:42,840 Speaker 1: Now somebody put up a golden toilet on it, someone 792 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:46,800 Speaker 1: put it behind prison bars, someone built a little wall 793 00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:49,960 Speaker 1: around it, um, and somebody smashed it to smitherings with 794 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:54,000 Speaker 1: a pickaxe. So yeah. The the ultimate point is that 795 00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:58,040 Speaker 1: it is basically a cheap way to buy a publicity stunt, 796 00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:01,600 Speaker 1: getting a Hollywood Walk of Face store, And so we 797 00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:04,680 Speaker 1: need is that fifteen million loan from our parents? Yeah, 798 00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:08,480 Speaker 1: that's right. I plan on buying it. I will have 799 00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:12,960 Speaker 1: a star at some point in my life. The thing 800 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:15,960 Speaker 1: that I like, Thank you so much who gave this 801 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:21,279 Speaker 1: to me. I had nothing to do with it. I 802 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:25,719 Speaker 1: found most offensive about this. One Chamber representative said that 803 00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:29,120 Speaker 1: somebody asked, I guess Kanye was saying that Kim Kardashian 804 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,160 Speaker 1: should get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fames 805 00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:33,799 Speaker 1: since she is like one of the most famous people 806 00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:37,040 Speaker 1: in the world right now, And the person from the 807 00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:40,319 Speaker 1: Hollywood Chamber of Commerce said, she needs to get a 808 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:43,080 Speaker 1: real acting job. Then come to us. She has had 809 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,640 Speaker 1: a real acting job. She was in that Tyler Perry movie. 810 00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:52,480 Speaker 1: She was in that Rage A movie. I got credit, 811 00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:58,360 Speaker 1: and I mean she her performance was very committed and 812 00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:02,840 Speaker 1: all of them and all of that. So she can't 813 00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:06,360 Speaker 1: have it because she's a reality star. Yes, it's Paris 814 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,120 Speaker 1: Hillton got one then because she was in the House 815 00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:10,319 Speaker 1: of Wax. Was the House of Wax? Yeah, she was 816 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:13,160 Speaker 1: in that little horror film. You're right. Um, I don't know, 817 00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:14,800 Speaker 1: but I think that they are going to have to 818 00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,920 Speaker 1: change that because Cardi B started out as a reality 819 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:18,480 Speaker 1: TV star. She was on Love and Hip Hop and 820 00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:21,200 Speaker 1: now she's a Grammy Award winning artist. Like what do 821 00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,799 Speaker 1: you mean, like people do reality TV show like it's nothing. 822 00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:26,520 Speaker 1: Now she's got the Grammys, I guess, and the music. 823 00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,480 Speaker 1: Because of that, you can shall be a recording artist. 824 00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:33,719 Speaker 1: So Kim can't get it for being a lawyer. Um, 825 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:37,040 Speaker 1: so that can't be your only qualification as being a 826 00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:40,160 Speaker 1: reality star. I think you have to have something in 827 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,760 Speaker 1: the as But the whole thing is just complete bullshit, 828 00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,200 Speaker 1: is I guess the point? It's just like that guy's 829 00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:50,120 Speaker 1: claim is that because he thinks Kim Kardashian isn't culturally 830 00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:53,960 Speaker 1: of value, but then Donald Trump is. Yeah, it is 831 00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:56,520 Speaker 1: of value because of what people need to stop hating 832 00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:59,040 Speaker 1: on Kim k And I hate that I'm saying this. Um, 833 00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:01,560 Speaker 1: I say it's a double edged story. On one hand, yeah, 834 00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:04,200 Speaker 1: stealing from everyone making money off of it, cultural appropriation, 835 00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:06,120 Speaker 1: we talked about it. But on the other hand, like 836 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,120 Speaker 1: y'all are just mad because she's a beautiful woman who 837 00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:11,160 Speaker 1: made money essentially started making money from sex and then 838 00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:12,960 Speaker 1: made money in a lot of different ways, and nobody 839 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,279 Speaker 1: wants to see it like a quote unquote hole win 840 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:19,680 Speaker 1: hoses winning and I'm proud of her, So they need 841 00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:21,960 Speaker 1: to give her her start because she's so culturally relevant, 842 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:26,320 Speaker 1: come on the world famous, Like you can't deny it. Um, yeah, 843 00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:28,640 Speaker 1: well I know that she's doing this. Um, she wants 844 00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:31,200 Speaker 1: to be like her dad. You got O j Off 845 00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:35,560 Speaker 1: not in a way that was me, but but but 846 00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:37,719 Speaker 1: but it was kind of like, oh, so she's been 847 00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,880 Speaker 1: championing trying to get people out of like who've been 848 00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:44,480 Speaker 1: wrongfully impression jail, so that that's all pretty good. But 849 00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,520 Speaker 1: then then it kind of lands with and it's all 850 00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:49,000 Speaker 1: going to be a TV series and you're like, does 851 00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:52,000 Speaker 1: everything have to be televised? Because you can do this 852 00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:53,759 Speaker 1: and you can do some good and you can use 853 00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,279 Speaker 1: your platform in your position, but why do we need 854 00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,440 Speaker 1: to see a TV series about it? Then it just 855 00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:01,279 Speaker 1: becomes up fodder. And I think at the end of 856 00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:03,479 Speaker 1: the day, the black women are getting out of jail, 857 00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:06,000 Speaker 1: so I don't care if they're on TV, and hell, 858 00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,520 Speaker 1: it might help them because X cons like you don't 859 00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,279 Speaker 1: get jobs when you come out of jail, and we 860 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,319 Speaker 1: all know that. So maybe the now the black woman 861 00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:16,040 Speaker 1: can also be selling some makeup as some lipsticks. You 862 00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:20,160 Speaker 1: can also Hey, yeah, unlike Kylie Jenneral, I just admit 863 00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:22,880 Speaker 1: that you've had surgery. That's the thing. You can't be 864 00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:25,080 Speaker 1: mad at Kim for looking that way. She paid a 865 00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:26,840 Speaker 1: little money for it. And actually what it means is 866 00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:30,399 Speaker 1: that anyone can if you can just get some money 867 00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:34,359 Speaker 1: for surgery, you can all look amazing. Yeah everyone could 868 00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:36,399 Speaker 1: You know, it's just a choice, isn't it right? If 869 00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:40,600 Speaker 1: you want to All right, let's let's stay on this 870 00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:44,080 Speaker 1: same tip, because and you wanted to talk about the 871 00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:48,399 Speaker 1: article you wrote four buzz sets called the thirty four 872 00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:52,439 Speaker 1: kinds of tattoos that look insanely hot on guys, let's 873 00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:59,000 Speaker 1: talk about comparing yourself immeasurable ideals. Uh, this is this 874 00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:01,040 Speaker 1: is gonna be like the d Rooney part at the 875 00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:04,840 Speaker 1: end of sixty minutes, we just let Anna go off. Always. 876 00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,279 Speaker 1: I found this article because I clicked on like the 877 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:12,680 Speaker 1: twenty tattoos. Tattoo artists are sick of doing and I 878 00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:15,600 Speaker 1: had never heard of any of them, like I was like, what, Like, 879 00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:18,080 Speaker 1: why are they so over these? What would those be? 880 00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:21,640 Speaker 1: They were like cats with crowns. Who I thought you 881 00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:26,439 Speaker 1: were to say, like simple state outlines that to like skylines? Yeah, 882 00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:30,280 Speaker 1: what do you basic? Just kidding you, I am basic. 883 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,160 Speaker 1: If you became a tattoo artist, like you kind of 884 00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:35,200 Speaker 1: just have to realize people are going to be like 885 00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:39,400 Speaker 1: it says faith, you know, like it's weird language, Like 886 00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:41,359 Speaker 1: what did you think was going to happen? We open 887 00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:44,399 Speaker 1: a burger shop? Guess what, You're gonna make a lot 888 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:47,000 Speaker 1: of burgers. That's a weird thing to be, Like, I 889 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,400 Speaker 1: am so sick of these skylines. It's like, get over it. 890 00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:52,400 Speaker 1: You're a tattoo artist. Try and make it better for 891 00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:55,520 Speaker 1: yourself anyway, So then you know through that. Because BuzzFeed 892 00:50:55,600 --> 00:51:00,919 Speaker 1: is filled with lists list my language. I found thirty 893 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:04,120 Speaker 1: four kinds of tattoos that look insanely hot on guys, 894 00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:10,360 Speaker 1: which unnecessary, the most unnecessary thing because none of it matters. 895 00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,600 Speaker 1: It's like, nothing reminds you more that we're all going 896 00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:16,760 Speaker 1: to die in like thirty years. A list of hot 897 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:21,960 Speaker 1: guys with tattoos. Your last night horrible except for the 898 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,000 Speaker 1: fact that he had the hottest tattoo. I literally just 899 00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,319 Speaker 1: told him to show me his forearm and then I 900 00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:33,799 Speaker 1: just masturbated and I left. He's portrait of his grandmother. Yeah, 901 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:38,719 Speaker 1: tattoo I have ever seen? Well anyway, So you know 902 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:43,239 Speaker 1: some of the options were like triangle tattoo, A triangle 903 00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:52,560 Speaker 1: that's just a triangle, like the try force from Zelda Sure, triangle, triangles, 904 00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:56,840 Speaker 1: pants creamed Okay, I literally thought you were reading the 905 00:51:56,880 --> 00:52:03,520 Speaker 1: next tattoo and then straight line because what else tells 906 00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:08,440 Speaker 1: you you're literal sexual orientation For the woman to understand 907 00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:11,880 Speaker 1: that you're down a fuck of vagina than a straight 908 00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:18,360 Speaker 1: line panties implode? Okay, um song lyric? What what I 909 00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:21,719 Speaker 1: am so horny? Alright, one of the hottest. These are 910 00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,600 Speaker 1: hottest ones. I mean, if you do have a line 911 00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:29,520 Speaker 1: from Gordon Lightfoot's rec of the Edmund Fitzgerald on your forearm, 912 00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:34,320 Speaker 1: I like his earlier stuff. No, you've got very quiet. 913 00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:37,240 Speaker 1: Do you have all of these tattoos? Has your tattoos? 914 00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:39,919 Speaker 1: Actually I've been like toying with getting one, but maybe 915 00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:42,080 Speaker 1: I'll look at this list and make it happen. Yeah, 916 00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,320 Speaker 1: you know, like you can get yourself a nautical inspired 917 00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:46,680 Speaker 1: one like have you been on a boat. I have, 918 00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:49,759 Speaker 1: I have set foot on a boat. Yes. Wait, is 919 00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:51,799 Speaker 1: that in one of the list too nautical? Like an 920 00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:54,840 Speaker 1: anchor because you're so anchored? Why not just the nautica 921 00:52:54,960 --> 00:53:00,839 Speaker 1: logoxic masculine? Wait, an inspirational quote is one of the tattooed? 922 00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:06,440 Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's just everywhere. Location matter, Like if 923 00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:07,880 Speaker 1: it's a nautical theme, is it has to be in 924 00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:10,120 Speaker 1: particular place. It would be like a lower back anchor 925 00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:14,440 Speaker 1: or like does that make a difference, maternal nothing matters. 926 00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:18,600 Speaker 1: And I think that's what we've learned here today. One 927 00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:22,040 Speaker 1: of them was like a tattoo that peeks out. That 928 00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:23,799 Speaker 1: was like one of them was just like like from 929 00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:29,279 Speaker 1: the sleeve, Yeah, like anywhere. That's just like, oh, it's 930 00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:33,600 Speaker 1: peeking out from an otherwise conservative outfit. So like some 931 00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:36,400 Speaker 1: of them are a nautical tattoo, and the other is 932 00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:38,920 Speaker 1: one that peeks out. Yeah. I just imagine like Ben 933 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,640 Speaker 1: Shapiro with like a like a tattoo peeking out of 934 00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:45,920 Speaker 1: his neck, the neck tattoo. But I am horny. I 935 00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:52,840 Speaker 1: think that's what they mean, like YadA yr Molina's neck tattoo. Yeah, 936 00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:55,080 Speaker 1: it's really Yeah, and then you know other ones are 937 00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:59,400 Speaker 1: like coordinates or where like longitude, lattitude? Like where do 938 00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:01,360 Speaker 1: you have to be? Is this like memento? Can you 939 00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:04,120 Speaker 1: not remember where your family lives? Like? What's your deal? 940 00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:06,680 Speaker 1: You're so hot? Is your entire personality based off this 941 00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:12,240 Speaker 1: goddamn fucking tattoo? Yes? Wow, well thank you for writing 942 00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:17,279 Speaker 1: that article. Yeah it, Um, none of these tattoos matter 943 00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:19,719 Speaker 1: you guys. Nothing makes you hot except for you know, 944 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:24,160 Speaker 1: like being nice to your mom and um, that's about it. Like, 945 00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:26,200 Speaker 1: just be nice to your mom and other women around you. 946 00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:28,400 Speaker 1: That's the hottest thing you can really bring to the table. 947 00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:31,200 Speaker 1: Your tattoo doesn't matter. Your body is rotting away within 948 00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:33,680 Speaker 1: climate controls, Like, don't even think about it. Just like, 949 00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:37,040 Speaker 1: be nice to women, even if we're on drugs, We 950 00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:38,680 Speaker 1: have to be nice to our mom. What if I 951 00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:45,560 Speaker 1: got the tattoo be nice to women? Ship passing being nice? 952 00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:49,919 Speaker 1: Believe women would be Believe that might actually be kind 953 00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:52,840 Speaker 1: of attractive. I think I'm dying from how horny are you? 954 00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:57,239 Speaker 1: I'm going to get that tattoo. That's actually a great 955 00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:03,960 Speaker 1: just believe women across your chest? All right, that's gonna 956 00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:08,000 Speaker 1: do it. For this week's Weekly Zeitgeist. Please like and 957 00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:12,440 Speaker 1: review the show. If you like the show, uh means 958 00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:16,759 Speaker 1: the world to Miles. He needs your validation, folks. I 959 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,919 Speaker 1: hope you're having a great weekend and I will talk 960 00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:52,240 Speaker 1: to him Monday. By