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Speaker 1: My date tells me I'm too fat, so I order

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Speaker 1: the most expensive thing on the menu? Am I the

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Speaker 1: a hole? This is okay, it'll be the home of

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Speaker 1: the craziest stories on the internet. I'm Sam and Sophia.

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Speaker 1: Do you think OP is the a hole for order

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Speaker 1: the most expensive thing?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Their day was rude, though I do feel like it

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Speaker 1: gives more cannon fodder for the dick guy to be like, wow,

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Speaker 1: of course she would order the most like the biggest

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Speaker 2: No, it didn't they biggest, it just the most expensive.

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Speaker 1: It's true.

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Speaker 2: I think expensive is usually correlated, usually smallest.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: No, I think that the date was already horrible, and

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Speaker 2: so this OP was like, you know what, I'm going

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Speaker 2: to show off.

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Speaker 1: My money, show off my money.

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Speaker 2: My money because this guy sucks.

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Speaker 1: Wait, you think OP is showing off for money?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like showing off like that they were able to

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Speaker 2: order the most Oh wait no, because maybe the date.

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Speaker 1: No, yeah, yeah, yeah, is the most expensive thing on

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Speaker 1: the venue to make the dude pay? I think it is?

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Well still it's still no, it's still fine,

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Speaker 2: so fine, because he sucks. You don't tell someone that

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Speaker 2: on a first date.

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Speaker 1: Second d you don't say it all.

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Speaker 2: You never said at all, So I agree.

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Speaker 1: I think o P you are vindicated in ordering lobster

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Speaker 1: or whatever you want. Yeah, but there's only one way

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Speaker 1: to find out still that this actually comes from our

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Speaker 1: slash okay o P show our subreddit, so that means

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Speaker 1: it's one of the okay fans. It's an okay biscuit

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Speaker 1: and this is from user westwood ritz ritzy chan and everyone.

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Speaker 2: Knows that our okay o P fans are never.

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Speaker 1: The that's not true. I'm sure some of you are

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Speaker 1: the ale sometimes, but like a cheeky a hole, you know,

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Speaker 1: on a Tuesday. Well, when I was sixteen years old,

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Speaker 1: one of my classmates had a huge and very obvious

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Speaker 1: asked me on a date lunch and minigolf, and I

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Speaker 1: with my heart's sake, it was some random girl a

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Speaker 1: My best friend Hannah and her boyfriend Derek were having

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Speaker 2: So Derek went on a double date with another girl.

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Speaker 1: Let's see.

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Speaker 2: So Opi is going on a date with Zach and

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Speaker 2: they go on a double date with Derek and Amy.

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Speaker 2: But Derek's dating Hannah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess. I guess the issue is Hannah and

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Speaker 1: her boyfriend Derek are just kind of like a little messy.

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Speaker 1: Shut him up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, no, because Derek Derek's dating Hannah. Yeah, but

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Speaker 2: Derek's going on a double date with Zach and Opie

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Speaker 2: with Amy. Yeah yeah, okay, oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: Oh so Derek is cheating. Seems like goddamn. So I

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Speaker 1: I agreed, Troman done done, don don don doun shot. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Goes she's on a date, and she goes one second

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like she pull she does the classic mission impossible Yeah,

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Speaker 1: takes it off. Anyway, Zach picked me up around eleven

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Speaker 1: and we headed for a rumby Island grill. The car

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Speaker 1: the weirdness by rocking out to Afinescence. Emery and rise

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Speaker 1: against you know any of those.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. It sounds memory, sounds familiar.

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Speaker 1: When we arrived at the restaurant, all four of us

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Speaker 1: turned our attention to the menu board. While we waited

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Speaker 1: While this place didn't have McDonald's prices, the most expensive

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Speaker 2: Eight dollars. Zach, Zach is sixteen years old.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that to be clear. However, Zach had a different idea,

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Speaker 1: some might say a brilliant idea. Zach turned to me

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Speaker 1: and said, look at kind of fat you might want

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Speaker 2: Back, Zach, Zach.

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Speaker 1: No, Zach, Zach, you're looking kind of poor. Maybe I will.

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Speaker 2: You're like looking kind of poor. Where's testing exact? You

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Speaker 1: What I tal you about? My cheeks flushed in surprise

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Speaker 2: One hundred pounds. Oh, I don't think that men actually

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Speaker 2: I if you want to, okay, I weigh one hundred

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Speaker 2: So men are always like oh like when like I

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Speaker 2: I'm like, that's crazy. That woman is five eight or.

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Speaker 2: Like, it doesn't equal like it just I don't know people.

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Speaker 1: Also, people carry weight differently.

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Speaker 1: I only weighed one hundred pounds, was struggling secretly with

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Speaker 2: It's really hard at sixteen too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and like you're your whole self image. You're

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Speaker 2: It was eight dollars, didn't already stylish, I remarked.

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Speaker 1: Incredibly hungry I was, despite how fat, I like you.

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Speaker 1: Zach and Derek rushed off to the bathroom to probably

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Speaker 1: I tried to be pleasant during the meal, but the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's born.

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Speaker 1: He's all right, we know. So if he is a

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry if you can't aboard an eight again.

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Speaker 2: He's a sixteen year old, sixteen, sixteen year old money

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Speaker 1: We just went in a whole diet tribe and now

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Speaker 1: not that's fair. He sucks, so he sucks. Suck does

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, Derek who's dating Handarek.

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Speaker 1: Who's dating Hannah. Zach was trying to match their energy.

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Speaker 2: I was feeling all over Derek, I want that.

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Speaker 1: And I wasn't feeling it. I ate half my meal

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Speaker 1: I told him no, thanks, thanks, thank you please. When

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Speaker 1: Minnie Golfing was over, I felt relieved that the date

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Speaker 1: get frozen hot chocolate's at d Q. I guess that's

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Speaker 1: Do you know about that?

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Speaker 2: Riley doesn't like chocolate chocolate.

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Speaker 1: That's weird. Put Riley's weird for not eating chocolate in

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Speaker 1: the comments if you think that's weird. Then we went

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Speaker 1: to a firework display. Then we went to Derek's house

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Speaker 1: to stargates. That's I mean, you can't, you can't. You

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie. This sounds like a like a

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Speaker 1: This seems like very fun exact solar fat exactly suck.

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Speaker 2: This would have been a fun day.

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Speaker 1: And if Derek didn't suck, both of them suck.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Derek sucks too.

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Speaker 1: Derek told us he and Amy were going to make

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Speaker 1: and that we could have at it outside. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 2: Make outside here, Derek.

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Speaker 1: Between inside and outside, all areas of the world will

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Speaker 1: be making our territory. Makead city, Fuck Island sixteen Sam Sorry,

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Speaker 1: make out Mansion, Third Base, Bodega, Second Base, Bodega, Second

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Speaker 1: make out. Yeah. We sat on the swing set and

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Speaker 1: we talked about other things, including why things on the

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Speaker 1: like to be friends. Yeah, it's good that they talked

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Speaker 1: about Yeah. Yeah, they didn't see it going any further.

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Speaker 1: I also expressed my disappointment that Derek was being disloyal

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Speaker 2: Maybe just break cheating and then go on the date.

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Speaker 1: I told him it didn't matter and that they were

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Speaker 1: showing a real lack of character. Finally, Derek and Amy

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Speaker 2: Well that's all day, Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: Geez, especially for someone who like ruined it in the

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Hannah and Derek broke up after I told her what happened.

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Speaker 1: Zach asked me on a second date for the next Saturday,

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Speaker 1: and I politely to cline, am I the a whole?

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Speaker 2: Yeah on a date. Yeah, because they can see you.

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Speaker 2: I paid, No big deal because it was just snacks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that that's a red flag. You don't rub your

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Speaker 1: At what point do you just like, like, can you

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Speaker 2: I think? Yeah, I think if he starts rubbing, I

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Speaker 2: see you, you.

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Speaker 1: Just I see you right now in the middle of

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Speaker 2: Let me say that. Put I see you in the comments,

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Speaker 2: Put I see you in the comments. If you see

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Speaker 1: I think I think he's run away.

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Speaker 2: I think I hope she does got a run, not walk.

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Speaker 1: I would also love to know, like, have you ever

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Speaker 2: Hey gotta go? Yeah, I know, have you done it?

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Speaker 1: But your story I have? I have okay storytime.

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Speaker 2: Okay story we got two okay story times. When I

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Speaker 1: Cole's a good friend. Yeah, maybe a really good friend.

443
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:39,080
Speaker 2: Maybe drop maybe a lover. When I came back, honestly,

444
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,800
Speaker 2: I should have just booked it and ran away, but

445
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:43,280
Speaker 2: I'm too nice to ditch this weirdo. The date got

446
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,240
Speaker 2: more weird. The guy started scooting closer to me, looking

447
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,160
Speaker 2: into my eyes and rubbing my hand you. I asked

448
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,800
Speaker 2: him what was on his mind, and he said, I

449
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,760
Speaker 2: want to make out with you, and I told him

450
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,320
Speaker 2: I don't kiss on the first few dates.

451
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,280
Speaker 1: First few dates, I don't.

452
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,399
Speaker 2: Kiss before marriage.

453
00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,600
Speaker 1: Sorry, especially for you.

454
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,520
Speaker 2: Then this guy says, I have to go to the restroom.

455
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,800
Speaker 2: Will you still be here when I come back?

456
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:08,280
Speaker 1: If you have to ask that question over not going?

457
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:12,439
Speaker 2: Well, this is this has definitely happened to him before.

458
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:13,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, I figured.

459
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:16,560
Speaker 2: He deserves this.

460
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:19,200
Speaker 1: That's so sad.

461
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,600
Speaker 2: Then he kissed my hand again, and my friend Cole

462
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,320
Speaker 2: shows up at the perfect time. Cole was pretending that

463
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:27,440
Speaker 2: he didn't know I was here at the park, all like, Danny,

464
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,399
Speaker 2: what are you doing here? What are the odds that

465
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,320
Speaker 2: were both at the park. So we kept on having

466
00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:35,280
Speaker 2: this fake conversation so I can get out of this

467
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,840
Speaker 2: horrible date. Cole said we needed to go to Walmart

468
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,080
Speaker 2: to grab a board game because he forgot to get one.

469
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:43,119
Speaker 2: That was a lie, obviously. The guy tags along with

470
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Speaker 2: us to Walmart. I wited him, Oh pe my fault,

471
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 2: and he's holding a can of beer and drinking it

472
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 2: as we're walking like col and I basically pretended to

473
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,199
Speaker 2: buy board games and then we all went outside. The

474
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,800
Speaker 2: guy was like, are you sure I can't come tonight,

475
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,240
Speaker 2: and my friend Cole lied and said that our friends

476
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,280
Speaker 2: wanted to keep the group small. At the end, he

477
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 2: gave my friend Cole and I a group of hug

478
00:23:04,359 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 2: and we parted ways crazy.

479
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,720
Speaker 1: Crazy a grand finale.

480
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,600
Speaker 2: I was going to let you talk. I was gonna

481
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,040
Speaker 2: give you a chance to comment, but we can just

482
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:12,760
Speaker 2: do the grand finale.

483
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,040
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it does seem like this guy has been

484
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 1: ditched before. I just I'm wondering, what the what is

485
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:24,399
Speaker 1: the best way to exit a date early? If you

486
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:29,160
Speaker 1: know you're not feeling anything, you're.

487
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:32,080
Speaker 2: Like, oh, oh my god, I forgot that I have

488
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 2: an o kop recording session.

489
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,760
Speaker 1: What if you just say like, hey, I'm not feeling anything.

490
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,280
Speaker 1: Can we like and this early?

491
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:42,359
Speaker 2: That's so hard? I mean, I guess it's better to

492
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 2: be straightforward. I don't know if I could, I.

493
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 1: Would rather be straightforward.

494
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:48,200
Speaker 2: Maybe that's better. I just don't know if I was.

495
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,359
Speaker 1: It's kind of a dick move, though, Yeah, kind of

496
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 1: a dick move. I think I've said something like that

497
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:53,359
Speaker 1: on a date.

498
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:57,440
Speaker 2: Sam Sam goes, Sam goes, you're not pursuing your dreams.

499
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 1: I've got to go, I got it, go out.

500
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:02,880
Speaker 2: But there is a grand finale?

501
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:04,879
Speaker 1: Is that a tick move? Let me know what the

502
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 1: comments what to say, I'm not feeling this.

503
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:10,240
Speaker 2: I think that's like something that you say after the day.

504
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,879
Speaker 2: I think you you say it after unless it's unsafe,

505
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,160
Speaker 2: because it feels like this guy Cole is kind of creepy.

506
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,879
Speaker 2: And if you're feeling unsafe, then yes, get out of

507
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 2: there as soon as possible. But otherwise maybe you just

508
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:23,760
Speaker 2: kind of you just kind of get through it and

509
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 2: then at the end you say like, hey, not feeling this, so.

510
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 1: Sorry, maybe the nicest thing. That's probably nice.

511
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:33,200
Speaker 2: Way because like you've scheduled the block of time and yeah,

512
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:34,840
Speaker 2: but there is a grand finale.

513
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 1: Hit me with it.

514
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 2: I blocked his number and unmatched with him, So glad

515
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 2: I did not take him to my house. Smart learning

516
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 2: lesson leave asap. FML. Also, if you read all of this,

517
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 2: thank you for making it through the whole thing. I'm

518
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,120
Speaker 2: glad that I got to entertain you for a few minutes.

519
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 1: I'm thoroughly entertained.

520
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 2: I'm thoroughly entertained.

521
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:58,880
Speaker 1: But so, Fia, do you think, yes that Opie could

522
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,600
Speaker 1: have left earlier? What do you think she should have said?

523
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 2: I think I probably let's see what happened at the beginning.

524
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 2: I'm trying to see where I would have left. I

525
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:14,119
Speaker 2: probably would have left before the or at the end

526
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 2: of the bar, I would have gone the bar, and

527
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,159
Speaker 2: then I've been like, I'm really tired.

528
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you can leave in between.

529
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,200
Speaker 2: Change between the scene changes.

530
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 1: Change.

531
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:29,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, well well there's a blackout, you can go yeah, yeah, yeah, no,

532
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:30,560
Speaker 2: I agree.

533
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:30,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

534
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 2: But and I'm wondering if because op mentioned because like

535
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 2: being Asian American and this guy being a white anime

536
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 2: fan also like being fetishized, yeah, which is also like.

537
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:46,360
Speaker 1: Another automatically assume that, but he is being creepy, creepy.

538
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 2: And like that's probably something that you know, she has

539
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 2: to watch out for, which is unfortunate.

540
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:54,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sucks. But I heard you have a brownie story.

541
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 2: No, because just because that thing about the you have

542
00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 2: a week what do you say?

543
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,800
Speaker 1: Or hand grip grip.

544
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,720
Speaker 2: One time I was in this like at the end

545
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 2: of this class that I took. It was like a

546
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:10,439
Speaker 2: small class in college, and we had this part like

547
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,919
Speaker 2: end of the semester or end of the quarter party,

548
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,919
Speaker 2: and everyone brought food and so I brought brownies that

549
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:21,120
Speaker 2: I made and I like had they weren't like crazy

550
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,160
Speaker 2: good brownies, and so I was telling I was like, oh, yeah,

551
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 2: like I hope they're okay. And everyone was like, oh,

552
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 2: they're they're good, They're good. And then this one guy

553
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 2: who's the worst. He literally no one liked him in

554
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:32,359
Speaker 2: this class. He just had the worst takes the story,

555
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 2: he goes, they're like a six out of ten. I

556
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 2: was like, this is not a guy that I like.

557
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 1: I feel like he was being like trying to be

558
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 1: funny and trying to flat with you.

559
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 2: Okay, you say that about everyone who's mean to me.

560
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 2: Not everyone who's mean is trying to blurt. Sometimes they're

561
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 2: just a jerk.

562
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 1: I actually I.

563
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,120
Speaker 2: Told I was in Europe and someone was like really

564
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,359
Speaker 2: rude to me and I was like yeah, and he

565
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 2: was like, they're probably flirting with you. Just rude. I know.

566
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 1: I think some guys like like there's this concept of

567
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:11,120
Speaker 1: like taking or whatever. It's like it's really not a.

568
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,679
Speaker 2: Advan but then it's just rude.

569
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 1: That's actually a good rule. Yeah, that's a good rule.

570
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:21,239
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, write it down. Yeah. But so that's my

571
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:24,120
Speaker 2: my story time about sometime this one time a guy

572
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 2: rated my.

573
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:28,199
Speaker 1: Brownie six out of ten rude. But hey, you know,

574
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:31,239
Speaker 1: when they were flirting, sometimes you make mistakes and what

575
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: you say.

576
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 2: I would never flirt with this man, he was I don't.

577
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,640
Speaker 1: Know, I didn't quite break off a date. But this

578
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 1: girl came over to watch like Watchmen, that that Watchman

579
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:46,400
Speaker 1: series like a while ago, and basically like she said

580
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:49,119
Speaker 1: she wanted to be like a like a like a

581
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 1: film writer. And I'm like, oh, like you know, like

582
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:55,399
Speaker 1: are you writing at all? Like like what like like

583
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 1: I would love to read to me Writtag's like, oh,

584
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 1: like I'm not really writing or doing anything, like I'm

585
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 1: just of like waiting for the right time, Like, well,

586
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,879
Speaker 1: if you're not writing, like, how do you think you're

587
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 1: ever going to become a film.

588
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 2: I think there was a more sensitive way to say that.

589
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 1: There was. I was an asshole, this is you're not writing.

590
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,439
Speaker 2: How do you think you'll ever be able to follow

591
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 2: your dreams?

592
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:22,640
Speaker 1: And and she like kind of cried a little bit

593
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 1: and and Sam, yeah, am I the a hole? For time?

594
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,880
Speaker 2: We're seeing a Reddit story next time that says I.

595
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 1: Saw her in West Hollywood A year later she's like, Sam,

596
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 1: how are you? And I'm like, hello, did.

597
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 2: You know her name?

598
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 1: I didn't remember her name? Okay, And but then then

599
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:47,479
Speaker 1: she's like it's for whatever, and I'm like, oh, I

600
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 1: remember and she's She's like, yeah, after we went on

601
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 1: the date, I realized I'm into women, and she was like,

602
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 1: I'm I'm been this girl lost.

603
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:06,479
Speaker 2: She's like, I realized that I wanted to pursue writing

604
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 2: and also I hated men.

605
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, and if that is the best revenge ever, that's great,

606
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 1: take it to me. I don't know what it is. I

607
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 1: thought it was. I thought it was pretty cool.

608
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 2: That's pretty cool.

609
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yes, to be clear, during that time period,

610
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 1: like I did some like online dating, and I was

611
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 1: just like, I was like, I'm going to be super

612
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 1: honest with people, and uh yeah.

613
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 2: I had this whole phase where he's like I'm going

614
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 2: to be like whenever I would go on walks with him,

615
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 2: he'd be like, Sophia, what are you doing with your life?

616
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 2: It was so annoying. I'd be like, Sam, stop trying

617
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 2: to therapize me.

618
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 1: That is true.

619
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 2: I was so annoying.

620
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 1: I was hurting inside.

621
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 2: So yeah, you know, but it was really annoying.

622
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 1: Well, let's get into this next story. It's you