Speaker 1: Okay, now, Andrew, what is a dirty soda?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Dirty soda pilled?
Speaker 4: I thought it was soda with drugs. It's it's more
Speaker 4: Mormon than that.
Speaker 3: I am the dirty Sprite, So dirty sprite specifically is
Speaker 3: is from Houston. Dirty soda, dirty dirty die of pepper
Speaker 3: is from Salt Lake City.
Speaker 2: That's that's more where this vibe is from.
Speaker 4: But I just I just sent in the chat a
Speaker 4: link to a product from the official I assume Goodness
Speaker 4: stands for Nestley, but it looks like an official website
Speaker 4: selling a product that is labeled dirty Soda by Coffee Mate,
Speaker 4: and it is coconut cream, sugar, fake flavors obviously, and lime,
Speaker 4: so I think that's in my mind.
Speaker 5: And it says mixed with doctor pepper, so it's like
Speaker 5: a fucked up Italian soda.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's an egg cream. I think this is all
Speaker 4: for people, and people who want any of the Mormon
Speaker 4: reality shows, I think are much more intimately familiar with this.
Speaker 1: I mean that makes sense because they don't get high,
Speaker 1: so they need.
Speaker 3: Something they do get extremely high, Brian.
Speaker 5: Off, they do this, Yeah, I mean they need they
Speaker 5: need a sugar the crash.
Speaker 4: I just didn't realize how much of it was cream,
Speaker 4: sugar and cream and lime.
Speaker 2: The cream and lime and soda.
Speaker 5: This is doesn't citrus cream kurdle.
Speaker 2: Well, but that's why this is like coffee.
Speaker 6: Mate, Oh so it's not like yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: I assume like I mean, and there are ways to
Speaker 4: temper the acid, I'm sure, but one of the better
Speaker 4: ways to do it is to just have no milk
Speaker 4: protein in there in.
Speaker 2: The first place.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because like coffee, maate, water, sugar, soybean oil, and
Speaker 4: then less than two percent of fucking well.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's not gonna hurt.
Speaker 2: That's gross, is it? That's my question. I think it
Speaker 2: might not be.
Speaker 3: I think it might be delicious.
Speaker 2: Where are you on an egg cream?
Speaker 3: I don't like egg creams because they're not sweeten them. Like, well,
Speaker 3: have I got a answered exactly? This answers my problem.
Speaker 3: This fixes my problem with egg creams. Egg creams are
Speaker 3: just chocolate milk with selter, right, it.
Speaker 4: Doesn't have to be I don't even know if it's
Speaker 4: there's no egg, but yeah, it's like a milk product,
Speaker 4: an Italian syrup and selter. Essentially, this is an egg cream,
Speaker 4: but you replace the selter water with straight up doctor Pepper.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's right. Egg cream feels like a product that
Speaker 3: was only good to children who had not had chocolate
Speaker 3: milk before and they like the It feels like it
Speaker 3: was like a way to introduce children to chocolate milk
Speaker 3: without them like it.
Speaker 4: It feels like it had to be like a close
Speaker 4: to depression era, right, I mean it's it's just a
Speaker 4: way to stretch a difficult to find product, like or chocolate.
Speaker 4: I mean, chocolate was deer into the past World War two,
Speaker 4: so like, yeah, it's just like what if we replace
Speaker 4: eighty percent of this chocolate milk was soda water.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels like it was of the era where
Speaker 3: like those little dots on paper were like the best
Speaker 3: candy going.
Speaker 7: You know, Hello the Internet and welcome to this episode
Speaker 7: of No Sparra.
Speaker 3: Trends. Courtesy of Vanadium Silver on the discord. Have we
Speaker 3: done that one yet? Anyway? Uh? Trends? I mean it's
Speaker 3: it's surprising to me that we haven't, but that one.
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Speaker 3: Day for Never Skip leg Day. My advice to count
Speaker 3: or lock in no Saratu because his legs were looking thin.
Speaker 3: They were looking like a couple of flats, you know,
Speaker 3: before flat.
Speaker 2: Of the pieces.
Speaker 4: I can't believe how much we've talked about for rock
Speaker 4: To in the last two weeks.
Speaker 3: I can't stop.
Speaker 2: I can't stop. I I liked that detail on him.
Speaker 2: How I like it too.
Speaker 3: I just think he would have been too overpoweringly sexy
Speaker 3: to like if he was thick. He was project.
Speaker 5: I have a question, was the thin leg thing because
Speaker 5: of what happens in the end, Because remember there's a
Speaker 5: shot where he like he stands up early in the
Speaker 5: movie and you see his dick.
Speaker 1: Did he have skinny legs in that scene too?
Speaker 3: I don't remember, but it's just like the skinny leg Yeah,
Speaker 3: Well he gets all shriveled.
Speaker 4: Up in the painting, right or in the picture they
Speaker 4: find We're really gonna talk now rock too, Okay. I
Speaker 4: I will just say I was so blown away by
Speaker 4: the fucking mustache. It's wild how much the mustache overshadowed
Speaker 4: the dick.
Speaker 6: Okay, can you explained the mustache thing?
Speaker 5: Because people keep talking about it and I don't under
Speaker 5: it's he's like an old like Romanian dude.
Speaker 1: Of course he would have like a goofy must.
Speaker 3: Never shown him with one. He's always been.
Speaker 5: But the character he's based on, the character that that
Speaker 5: character's based on had a had a mustache, just like the.
Speaker 4: Character he's directly based on is hairless completely because it's
Speaker 4: not Sparatu.
Speaker 5: No Sparatu is based on Dracula, which is based on
Speaker 5: Vlad the Impaler who did.
Speaker 4: Know mustage, sure, but No Sparato twenty twenty four is
Speaker 4: based on nos Faratu I want to say nineteen twenty
Speaker 4: six or so, and that guy had no mustache.
Speaker 2: So the one.
Speaker 3: Degree he just looked like he looked like he who
Speaker 3: shall not be named me with a note.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the mustache is fucking doctor Robotnik.
Speaker 3: Who it's giving And I wish they had said that
Speaker 3: in the movie, been like, you're giving Robotanic right now.
Speaker 3: I know you're supposed keep going for a vampire thing,
Speaker 3: but you're really giving me a Robotnick.
Speaker 2: It's just it's breathtaking. Literally, I'm just like, ah, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: But that is what like my favorite detail, my favorite
Speaker 3: moment in the movie is when he enters that town
Speaker 3: and they just all like put on a little show
Speaker 3: for him, like like making unblinking eye contact with him,
Speaker 3: like because it just really feels like you're in this
Speaker 3: like world and like this could be a moment in
Speaker 3: history that's like totally lost to us.
Speaker 6: I call that scene the laughing at the cook scene.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this couck. That also happens me any time I
Speaker 3: enter a town.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just laugh. Everyone knows.
Speaker 3: This guy. This guy's into being fund I don't know.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 4: I did also see Baby Girl in the last week,
Speaker 4: and what I heard is good.
Speaker 2: It's pretty good. I think.
Speaker 3: I I.
Speaker 2: I have some.
Speaker 3: And this is quoted on the poster. I have some.
Speaker 4: Here's what I will say about both Baby Girl and
Speaker 4: No Spatu. I kind of hadn't really thought about this
Speaker 4: that much, but like they're both really good examples to
Speaker 4: me of horny but not sexy movies. Yeah, in a
Speaker 4: way that it's we're a real renaissance for like super
Speaker 4: horny but not like sexy really in a I guess.
Speaker 5: Good way nasty, but which it kind of reflects our
Speaker 5: real life honestly, because there's a lot of horny and
Speaker 5: almost very little sexy.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Not to overly pitch and tell other people in Hollywood
Speaker 4: how to do their jobs. I do think every character
Speaker 4: and baby Girl could have used just a little bit
Speaker 4: of the substance.
Speaker 3: Just oh really, it would have.
Speaker 2: It would have solved a lot of their problems. Slash
Speaker 2: exacerbated a lot of their problems.
Speaker 3: The broader twenty twenty four Oscar verse like, yeah, all
Speaker 3: the movies in the Yeah, yeah, you know those like
Speaker 3: Billy Crystal, Oscar Opener like song, pretty things that he
Speaker 3: would do if the if they just like turned those
Speaker 3: for this year's Oscar movies into a into a shared
Speaker 3: cinematic universe, that would be as you.
Speaker 4: Say it, there's I would bet money they do a
Speaker 4: sketch and feel free If you haven't thought of this,
Speaker 4: Oscar writers to steal this by giving count or Lock
Speaker 4: the substance.
Speaker 3: The substance, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think that would be a good good yeah, just
Speaker 2: like that's whatever.
Speaker 4: So a sexy guy with a huge mustache and a
Speaker 4: raddy cave walking out is a good sketch.
Speaker 3: I feel, why are we talking about nos Faratu at
Speaker 3: this time, because there's not a whole lot going on.
Speaker 3: We're in the middle of a we all. You know,
Speaker 3: the wildfires in Los Angeles are still raging, and it
Speaker 3: is supposed to get windy in the next twenty four
Speaker 3: to forty eight.
Speaker 4: Hours reporting in like the tiny window of maximum ignorance
Speaker 4: about how tomorrow is gonna.
Speaker 2: Exactly now is going to be.
Speaker 3: But in the meantime, we can talk about the fact
Speaker 3: that half of the jack Smith report dropped last night, baby,
Speaker 3: and it's a hundinger Jack Smith who was spent. You know,
Speaker 3: it's like the Robert Mueller for a time when we
Speaker 3: no longer believed in Robert Mueller's Yeah, you know, came
Speaker 3: through with his report, dropped it on the desk, but
Speaker 3: before it had even thudded onto the desk, he had
Speaker 3: resigned because he's like, I'm gonna get fired anyways.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: In the report, he makes it clear that he believes
Speaker 3: that a trial would have resulted in a conviction had
Speaker 3: voters not returned Donald Trump to the White House, claiming
Speaker 3: that Trump engaged in an quote unprecedented criminal effort to
Speaker 3: unlawfully retain power.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, not to listen. Obviously, Trump bad. The fact
Speaker 4: that the Democrats, I'm just gonna go out on a limb,
Speaker 4: are about to proceed with their farce of governance, their
Speaker 4: farcical side of governance for the next four years, as
Speaker 4: if these words were not there is, like.
Speaker 2: Don't just fucking grove they're adults.
Speaker 4: How dare you every time he does something, fuck you
Speaker 4: you're a criminal. Like that's what they would have done
Speaker 4: and did do with even less direct of Obama.
Speaker 8: Yeah, like on why are you playing along with this
Speaker 8: fucking racist Fox? Like yeah, like we can't do anything
Speaker 8: about the Republicans and just this shit in general.
Speaker 2: I do wish a little bit that, you know, a
Speaker 2: party that I at.
Speaker 4: Least vote for, yah, would pretend to be less like
Speaker 4: just fucking do something.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I'm gonna do, Andrew, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: tell people to lower the temperature in the room a
Speaker 3: little bit. And yes, I was talking about because I
Speaker 3: just put on a third sweater because I'm ninety three
Speaker 3: years old. But also I will to do that because
Speaker 3: because it's getting a little too hot everybody criticizing the president,
Speaker 3: it's getting a little too hot for me. Yeah, that
Speaker 3: was my impression on Joe Biden. Anyways. It is a
Speaker 3: one hundred and thirty seven page volume entitled Report on
Speaker 3: Efforts to Interfere with the Lawful Transfer of Power following
Speaker 3: the twenty twenty presidential election or the certification of the
Speaker 3: Electoral College vote held on January sixth, twenty twenty one. Wow,
Speaker 3: straight up titling that shit like it is the eighteenth century.
Speaker 3: Like I had to, I had to go find my
Speaker 3: favorite example of this. So the book that we all
Speaker 3: know is Robinson Crusoe, which I don't know came out
Speaker 3: in the seventeen or eighteen hundred, was actually titled The
Speaker 3: Life and Strange Surprising Adventure of Robinson Crusoe of York Mariner,
Speaker 3: who lived eight and twenty years all alone in an
Speaker 3: uninhabited island on the coast of America, near the mouth
Speaker 3: of the Great River of Arunuk, having been cast on
Speaker 3: shore by shipwreck, wherein all the men perished but himself,
Speaker 3: with an account how he was at last as strangely
Speaker 3: delivered by pirates. So many words they don't even spell
Speaker 3: most of them correctly.
Speaker 4: That is also just like like in our current part,
Speaker 4: the reason we don't title shit like this anymore is
Speaker 4: because that is an entire book for gen z.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's way too much reading. That's right, that's two
Speaker 2: TikTok's worth of text.
Speaker 3: Bro. That is wild that they titled the report such
Speaker 3: and fourth that is report on efforts to interfere anyways,
Speaker 3: he's an old fashioned guy, Jack Smith. Most of the
Speaker 3: evidence in the report is stuff we already knew about.
Speaker 3: He did explain why he didn't charge Trump with insurrection.
Speaker 3: It's because while he used violent rhetoric, it could be
Speaker 3: argued that he didn't intend the full scope of the
Speaker 3: January sixth violence, but he certainly let it go on
Speaker 3: without telling anybody to stop it or knock it off
Speaker 3: for a long time. And they also couldn't find a
Speaker 3: precedent in which a criminal defendant was charged with insurrection
Speaker 3: for acting within the government to maintain power as opposed
Speaker 3: to overthrowing it or thwarting it from the outside, which
Speaker 3: we don't have precedent, and that's what our legal system
Speaker 3: is based on. So if the president like murders somebody,
Speaker 3: we're kind of out of luck here.
Speaker 4: It's also like, hey, when you couldn't find precedent, well
Speaker 4: now you've set one and the precedent is you don't
Speaker 4: do shit.
Speaker 3: Great job, well done, sir. The second half of the
Speaker 3: report pertains to the classified documents case, which is the
Speaker 3: one that's being held up by the other defendants. Honestly,
Speaker 3: who gets a shit but based on this this one
Speaker 3: where you have the goods, I don't know, it's good
Speaker 3: to have on record, I guess for Yeah, once all
Speaker 3: this is over and we're picking through the rubble of
Speaker 3: the country.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, like again, if if the people that
Speaker 4: we elect who should be doing the most of like
Speaker 4: this is your AMMO Democrats and I'm watching you not
Speaker 4: use it. The fact that you're not using it means
Speaker 4: we've already lost. That, I guess is sort of was
Speaker 4: sort of my feeling on this last election was like
Speaker 4: we lost before it started. So I don't like not
Speaker 4: we as in not Trump, but we like any people
Speaker 4: who want anything good to happen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was bad and depressing situation that election. Let's
Speaker 3: take a quick break and we'll come back. And we're back,
Speaker 3: and we can add Neil Gamon to the list of
Speaker 3: sex crim creeps. Uh, not gonna go into it too
Speaker 3: much more. But the famous author there's a long New
Speaker 3: York magazine article that is pretty upsetting. Uh yeah, turns
Speaker 3: out he's a real gross sex chrim. Let's see what
Speaker 3: do we got? We got cees. Uh, it just ended.
Speaker 3: I wanted to point out so Brian the editor and
Speaker 3: I were talking about how bad ces seems to be
Speaker 3: and how kind of flat it is, and he pointed
Speaker 3: out this anecdote from the World's Fair. Do we do
Speaker 3: this on on Mike Brian?
Speaker 6: Now this is after after the show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you're where all the best content happens.
Speaker 3: Always We're like, ah, now we can relax and be
Speaker 3: entertaining to one another. But you were talking about this
Speaker 3: inventor last name Otis who you'll still see his name
Speaker 3: when you walk onto an elevator in New York City
Speaker 3: at least. So this was at a time when New
Speaker 3: York City was made up of at most five story
Speaker 3: tall buildings because nobody wanted to walk any more than that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, back in the day, penthouses were undesirable. You didn't
Speaker 5: want to live in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, pent up up there in the penthouse, all pent up.
Speaker 3: And so this guy invented something that was elevator breaks,
Speaker 3: where if the wire on the elevator snapped you, you
Speaker 3: would still be safe. And then he went to the
Speaker 3: World's Fair and he stood on an elevator and had
Speaker 3: somebody cut the fucking elevator stray, and then his breaks
Speaker 3: invention like stopped the elevator and you know, a year later,
Speaker 3: Otis elevators were being installed in buildings, and you know,
Speaker 3: a century later, New York City looks completely different and
Speaker 3: there's tall buildings all over the place. So it's just
Speaker 3: the sort of thing that would be great if there
Speaker 3: was that sort of pluck and inspiration.
Speaker 4: Tech leaders to put any of their money where their
Speaker 4: mouth is.
Speaker 2: Fucking Elon Musk go to Mars.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it would be so great if he
Speaker 3: started launching himself in those rockets. Yeah, like what what
Speaker 3: needs to happen to do that? But anyways, the closest
Speaker 3: we have to that like a world of you know,
Speaker 3: bringing inventions forth is cees. I don't know, is it
Speaker 3: the closest we have. It's the most famous, Like it.
Speaker 5: Is the only analog to something like the World's Fair
Speaker 5: that we have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't think of anything else.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw this out there, motherfucking shark.
Speaker 3: Tank, that's right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Actually that's a lot closer to the spirit of
Speaker 5: the World's Fair of people.
Speaker 3: Actually, but why does it suck? Like why do why
Speaker 3: is the best thing that's ever like come out of
Speaker 3: shark Tank? Is it is like scrub Daddy, you know, Like.
Speaker 2: What I think it's because invention.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, the the boring answer is because so
Speaker 4: much of invention has been capitalized as opposed to like
Speaker 4: the Internet wouldn't have existed without significant academic, non directed,
Speaker 4: non commercially directed research.
Speaker 2: Let's just do this thing.
Speaker 4: We don't have a platform of let's just do this thing,
Speaker 4: or let's just learn anymore, because it's increasingly like needs
Speaker 4: to pay off, and that's has to become shark tank
Speaker 4: and ces.
Speaker 5: Also, to bring it back to Nasfaratu, when you think
Speaker 5: about the Doctor Left film. When you think about the
Speaker 5: doctor in that film and his methods, he realized that
Speaker 5: the bar for being like a brainy, you know, the
Speaker 5: equivalent of a tech billionaire was much lower.
Speaker 6: Back then.
Speaker 5: All you had to do was like expose yourself to
Speaker 5: radiation or invent something that was obvious, like people not
Speaker 5: dying in elevators, to you know, become rich and famous. Yeah,
Speaker 5: a lot of the inventions back in the day were accidents,
Speaker 5: like X rays were discovered on accident.
Speaker 4: Well that's what I'm saying, there's like no money for
Speaker 4: undirected research though, I'm just.
Speaker 2: Saying, like you don't, I don't get it.
Speaker 6: Threads.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to do to.
Speaker 4: Discover something by accident, because you need to. You have
Speaker 4: shareholders who demand results immediately.
Speaker 3: Right like we shareholders microwave pop the bag of popcorn
Speaker 3: kernels I happened to have in my pocket for for
Speaker 3: some reason, But we can't put that in the PowerPoint
Speaker 3: slides because are I'll get fired because our border a
Speaker 3: bunch of fucking asshole capitalists.
Speaker 4: A glibber version is that like Silicon Valley has always been,
Speaker 4: but now it's just very clear, simply a regulation skirting machine.
Speaker 4: Like all the innovations have been like shit you could
Speaker 4: have done, but the reason it was monstrously profitable was
Speaker 4: that you could figure out a way to get around.
Speaker 2: Like be it.
Speaker 4: Unions, like or like taking taking public resources and using them,
Speaker 4: or undercutting the fact that most like a taxi company
Speaker 4: needed to maintain a fleet before, like offloading risk responsibility
Speaker 4: has been like Silicon Valley's biggest innovation. I know, I
Speaker 4: feel like producer Brian's eyebrows went up and I was like,
Speaker 4: Silicon Valley the dou shit, which is fair.
Speaker 1: What I'm trying to figure out is because that is true.
Speaker 3: What I'm trying to figure out is, what's your fucking
Speaker 3: problem man the show, just because what Andrew.
Speaker 1: Is saying is true, but only after a certain point.
Speaker 5: I feel like, and I'm trying to figure out when
Speaker 5: it was because they used to make things like hmm,
Speaker 5: and then it when did at some point.
Speaker 4: But I think these earlier than you think, Like, like
Speaker 4: I think, to me, the clearest example is like liften uber. Right,
Speaker 4: you could have just made an app that was for
Speaker 4: cabbes that would have done the same thing, but instead
Speaker 4: the business innovation of lifting uber was not the app.
Speaker 4: The business innovation was how can we put the depreciation
Speaker 4: of our fleet onto independent contractors?
Speaker 6: Yeah, because they could have.
Speaker 5: They could have revolutionized the taxi industry, but they didn't.
Speaker 3: They Yes, yeah, uh that's billion dollar thinking. You know
Speaker 3: what's actually cool? Bryan fucking zillion.
Speaker 2: Like twenty eight dollars I think.
Speaker 5: No, I totally agree with Andrew. I'm just like I'm
Speaker 5: trying to figure out, like did that come like post
Speaker 5: two thousand, pre two thousand, because I feel like through
Speaker 5: the nineties, like most of the nineties blame it all
Speaker 5: on nine to eleven, there was actual innovation, like with
Speaker 5: different technologies, and then once I feel like, once apps
Speaker 5: started being a thing, that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I I mean the thing that I I so.
Speaker 4: The reason I think it was before the nineties is
Speaker 4: because I lived in New York in the nineties and
Speaker 4: it doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 2: It was one of those like essentially like trying.
Speaker 4: To undercut bodega companies, but it was like a proto
Speaker 4: delivery service.
Speaker 3: Someone was that what it was Cosmo Maybemo. Yeah, Cosmo,
Speaker 3: I remember that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but someone pointed out to me that, like so,
Speaker 4: cause I was fucking like cycled everywhere person at the time,
Speaker 4: and one of the biggest things that was super annoying
Speaker 4: was that there was always Cosmo trucks parked in the
Speaker 4: bike lane, and what they would do was to drive
Speaker 4: to like locations and use that essentially as their distribution point,
Speaker 4: like the truck would serve as like a mobile mini warehouse.
Speaker 2: And then someone pointed out they.
Speaker 4: Use a lot, they have to rent a lot fewer
Speaker 4: warehouses because what their warehouse is is a public utility
Speaker 4: the bike lane that they are stealing right.
Speaker 2: Double parking there.
Speaker 4: And I was like, because I was like, yeah, fucking
Speaker 4: any of the existing stores could have done this delivery thing.
Speaker 4: These guys just decided that they would do it virtually,
Speaker 4: which fine, but their actual edge was the fact that
Speaker 4: they were paying for less warehouses. Yeah, and I was like,
Speaker 4: oh right, all of these morons are not morons.
Speaker 2: They're very smart at what they do. But what they
Speaker 2: do is stealing from the public.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, that's what they do. So when it comes
Speaker 3: to so that's where the just like.
Speaker 2: Count or lock from the pass in Transylvania.
Speaker 3: I mean, there's a lot to be said about the
Speaker 3: deeper message us all around around real estate and not
Speaker 3: sprout too. So that's where the money is. Is like
Speaker 3: finding that billion dollar idea that just goes into like
Speaker 3: fucking with the law, finding a loophole in the law
Speaker 3: that's going to allow you to just exploit the way
Speaker 3: things currently are and make billions of dollars. It's not
Speaker 3: going into R and D. It's not going into inventing stuff.
Speaker 3: And the evidence of that would be cees, which I
Speaker 3: will say. There was a product from overseas, I think
Speaker 3: Singapore that was really cool. It's a like paper width
Speaker 3: and also like literally made of paper battery that is
Speaker 3: biodegradable after I think like six weeks, and it's just
Speaker 3: a flat piece of paper that functions as a battery
Speaker 3: and they secured a whopping two million dollars on fun
Speaker 3: Day because people are like, yeah, I don't know, not interested.
Speaker 3: But the thing that everybody seems to be talking about
Speaker 3: is a rumba that is no longer stumped by a
Speaker 3: sock that seems to be the Yeah, a rumba that
Speaker 3: has like a little like scorpion stinger arm that comes
Speaker 3: up from the back of it and can like that's
Speaker 3: like what it honestly looks like it's going to do,
Speaker 3: but and say it just like picks up the sock
Speaker 3: after its third try. Oh, it's not even good at it.
Speaker 3: And it doesn't even have a problem, I guess.
Speaker 5: Figure out like where you You're just gonna put it
Speaker 5: somewhere else on the floor because I can't reach into
Speaker 5: the hamper.
Speaker 3: Have you ever had a rumba? Like they're wildly inefficient.
Speaker 4: Rumas are the worst, especially if you have any kind
Speaker 4: of pet with any kind of possibility of an accident.
Speaker 4: It is just a disgusting piece spreading machine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally if it Yeah, if there's a
Speaker 3: piece of shitting in your house, that's just gonna get
Speaker 3: fucking squirshed all over the place. Thematically, spread every even
Speaker 3: if you don't like even not in that worst case
Speaker 3: scenario when you're the only one who shits on the
Speaker 3: floor in your house. Yeah, it's almost like having a pet,
Speaker 3: like it's just it's just constantly roaming. It takes forever
Speaker 3: to do a small amount of work and then you
Speaker 3: just like find it dead under the couch, like that's all.
Speaker 6: It's five hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's like consumer technology. I will say, do
Speaker 4: you think this paper thing? I think the other problem
Speaker 4: with CEES is because it's nominally consumer facing things and
Speaker 4: it is evaluated on a convention floor, it demands fraud. Right,
Speaker 4: if you're not committing fraud on the CS floor, what
Speaker 4: are you doing?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I mean when you when you look at last
Speaker 5: year's it was literally the biggest things that people were
Speaker 5: talking about.
Speaker 6: We're all vaporware. It was all bullshit.
Speaker 1: The little you're highly incentivized to lie and.
Speaker 4: To you're completely incentive to.
Speaker 5: Get investors to give you money. That's that's the that's
Speaker 5: the game. Because no one wants to make a product
Speaker 5: to sell it because that's not how you make money.
Speaker 5: You make a product and you sell your company to
Speaker 5: some oligarchy, and that's how you get paid in doing
Speaker 5: that over and over again.
Speaker 4: If you had a product to sell, I mean you
Speaker 4: literally would be on shart literally just suction cop TV.
Speaker 3: And what a pleasure of having your wife. Since the ground.
Speaker 2: Uh where ed t is racist? I don't know.
Speaker 3: Who gives a ship. All right, we are back tomorrow
Speaker 3: with a whole ass episode of the show. Until then,
Speaker 3: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get
Speaker 3: the vaccine and get your flu shots, don't do nothing
Speaker 3: about white supremacy, and we will talk.
Speaker 6: To you all tomorrow.
Speaker 3: We will also link off to the gofundmate for Miles's
Speaker 3: family and a fun fundraiser where Zeikegang, a listener, built
Speaker 3: a really cool lightsaber that you can bid on and
Speaker 3: all the all proceeds go toward Miles's family who lost
Speaker 3: their home on the fire.
Speaker 6: All right, be safe everybody.
Speaker 3: We will talk to you all tomorrow. Fight