WEBVTT - Episode 91: I Got A Job! 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:03.880 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:06.880 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:10.800 One of my bookies died at the kitchen table. 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:13.880 A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love 0:00:13.880 --> 0:00:14.520 of gambling. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.280 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:20.320 Hear a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:22.160 It's easy to have a scapegoat. 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.760 And now join my bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:29.440 the graphics got I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:30.600 --> 0:00:32.600 I almost came to dinner in the Plass Life. 0:00:32.840 --> 0:00:37.640 Almost almost. But this was discussed yesterday after the show. 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:41.680 I did discuss with a picture Deray and Marv and Dylan, 0:00:41.720 --> 0:00:45.360 and I just wasn't sure, Like I, how do I 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:47.960 ask if everything's okay at the house before I come 0:00:48.000 --> 0:00:48.800 over for dinner. 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:51.519 Just shoot me a text. Okay, I'll tell you, but 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:52.680 I will know by noon. 0:00:52.920 --> 0:00:55.680 I was hoping that you would say, hey, coast is clear, 0:00:56.320 --> 0:01:00.640 come on over. I would need several hours like prior 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:05.160 to that happening. Okay, yeah, neat an update like next Wednesday, 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:07.000 you want me to come over for dinner? Do your 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:10.240 podcast sit down with break bread with your wife and 0:01:10.360 --> 0:01:13.520 daughters the roommate. Yeah, then I'm going to say noon, 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:17.240 maybe noon is the time frame. Okay, you give me 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:18.839 like six hours that. 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:21.840 Let me know at noon and I will feel out 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:25.160 the roommate and we'll go from there. Okay, but it 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:28.600 was it was under review last night. I understand that 0:01:28.680 --> 0:01:31.560 we have been on rocks and waves, but we're back 0:01:31.600 --> 0:01:32.560 on solid ground, Danny. 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:35.560 Okay, as long as the message doesn't come in morse code. 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:37.560 Thank you. Yes. 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:40.480 If it's cryptic and you're sending a video to me, 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:42.119 then I'm not going to come over. 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:43.920 If I text you from a different number, do not 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:47.559 come over. Okay. So it's Dan Patrick takes a gamble 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:49.440 already in progress. We have a Dylan. 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:57.320 We have Shayan Irving and bat Larry joining us from. 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:57.800 Hello Dan, where are you Larry? 0:01:59.000 --> 0:01:59.800 I am outside? 0:02:00.400 --> 0:02:05.000 Of course it's lunchtime, okay, all right? And what are 0:02:05.040 --> 0:02:05.760 we having for lunch? 0:02:05.840 --> 0:02:09.360 By the way, I haven't ordered yet. I'm guessing tuna fish. 0:02:09.760 --> 0:02:12.799 Let us mayo on a whole week with a Coca Cola. 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:15.200 French for hides, a whole bunch of cokes. I got 0:02:15.240 --> 0:02:16.799 my results back from last week. 0:02:16.880 --> 0:02:22.200 Oh, flying colors, no way, bullshit, no way, flying. 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:25.120 Color, Dan, everything perfect. It's unbelievable. I was kind of 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:26.880 a little worried because, uh. 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:29.600 Wait, what were they checking? What were they checking for? 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:35.919 I had that this tult I take for soriasis. It's 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:38.560 an objection I give myself once every six weeks or 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:42.359 eight weeks, whenever I feel like giving it, and uh. 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:44.600 Whenever you get there, whatever you feel like. What does 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:45.400 the doctor say to. 0:02:45.360 --> 0:02:47.240 Do every like ten or thirty weeks? 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:52.240 They say every month, but I don't unless unless I 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:54.280 see it some kind of breakout of sorias, I don't 0:02:54.280 --> 0:02:57.359 take it. So it's everyone ever call it eight weeks. 0:02:57.440 --> 0:03:00.320 So to get the prescription renewed for another they had 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:02.960 to do some blood blood work, so they just blood 0:03:02.960 --> 0:03:06.360 working like creatine or some One of my numbers was 0:03:06.400 --> 0:03:09.920 abnormal and they say sometimes it could be from dehydration. 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:11.519 And it was like four o'clock where I did the 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:12.000 blood work. 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:16.080 So I guess, Larry, if you drink as much as 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:17.720 you do, you're going to be dehydrated. 0:03:17.840 --> 0:03:19.600 Yeah, no, it was just four o'clock. 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:23.799 But I don't drink water. So between the. 0:03:23.800 --> 0:03:26.840 Last I know you drink blood wise and Coca Cola. 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:29.079 Yes, we just busted this wide open. 0:03:29.160 --> 0:03:31.400 Yeah, yeah, there's a reason why you. 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:33.720 Be I had a couple. I had a couple of 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:36.440 handfuls of water. When a couple extra handfuls of water? 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:40.000 When I why were you having handfuls of Why don't 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:42.640 you drink? They have bottles, they have glass. 0:03:42.400 --> 0:03:45.560 They've been that's my wife says, how about a glass, Larry, 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:48.400 But no, it's just you force a little extra water 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:51.680 in and your body regulates it and your back of perfect. 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:56.400 So like a handful of water, you literally you have. Hey, 0:03:56.400 --> 0:03:57.960 I got a good thing. Say I got a good 0:03:57.960 --> 0:04:00.720 thing for you when the roommates do. I was up 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:03.600 in the Connecticut, New York for left. Thank god I didn' 0:04:03.600 --> 0:04:05.400 see any football on Sunday because I think I lost 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:10.520 every game. Outhouse Orchards picking apples. It was a fabulous day. 0:04:10.600 --> 0:04:11.240 You should do it. 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:13.640 Won't do it Outhouse Orchards on a Sunday. 0:04:14.400 --> 0:04:16.160 That's the name of the outhouse Orchards. 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:17.720 But it was great, way. 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:21.560 Better than I have a problem with something called outhouse Orchards. 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:23.359 Especially recommending it for me, Like, what the hell are 0:04:23.400 --> 0:04:24.159 you trying to say. 0:04:24.000 --> 0:04:26.120 Lary, He's calling you it's a pussy. 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:27.640 I think redneck. 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:28.320 It's a family. 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:30.680 The family name is Outhouse. I don't believe that. 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:36.320 Yeah, the wedding those when you get married. The wedding 0:04:36.440 --> 0:04:39.240 is uh, somebody of mine's daughter who lives in have on. 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:42.040 It was my bad, my bad. 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:44.200 No, No, I should I never should have. I never 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:45.440 should have gone down this road. 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:46.400 Uh. 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:49.440 Dylan is up plus twenty units. He lost one unit 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:52.280 last week. Shay is up plus three. He lost four 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:56.360 units bad. Larry is at zero and that's an appropriate number. 0:04:56.720 --> 0:05:01.160 He lost one unit last week. By the way, Dylan 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:04.360 did get seven units on Formula one. Larry got seven 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:06.679 units on other bets as well. 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:07.800 Anything. 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:10.640 By the way, can we clear this up because I 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:13.760 thought I was I was praising Dylan on the radio show. 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:17.920 Yeah you were. I said, Dylan picked Rangers Diamondbacks in 0:05:17.960 --> 0:05:22.280 the World Series when the playoffs started. But why aren't 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:23.640 you getting credit for that? 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:27.040 Because Ray hates me? I think. No, No, there's a 0:05:27.120 --> 0:05:31.000 there's a real reason. Okay, I forgot to place the bet, Dan, 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:33.880 I was looking at DraftKings. 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:36.039 But did you make the bet on the show? 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:37.040 I made the bet on the show. 0:05:37.080 --> 0:05:38.239 Okay, Yes, Ray. 0:05:38.839 --> 0:05:41.400 Your bet is Rangers to beat the d Backs in 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:43.760 the World Series, not both them to demand So the 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:46.520 Rangers have to win in order for this to count. 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:52.240 Wow, that's still impressive, though. I thought you had futures 0:05:52.279 --> 0:05:54.680 that you had. You had the Rangers Diamondbacks in the 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:58.120 World Series. You actually picked Rangers over the Diamondbacks, so 0:05:58.279 --> 0:06:01.000 you're not gonna get credit. Were a great call that 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:04.640 no one else had, None of the experts, not Tim Kirkshan, 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:09.960 not Harold Reynolds, not Tom Bruducci, No, just Dylan Grady, 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:12.520 just Dylan Dylan O'Grady. 0:06:12.560 --> 0:06:14.160 I have to look at it because I thought it 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:17.560 was just the matchup. I do have a future on 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:23.320 the Rangers to win separate from that, Okay, but either way, 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:26.200 pretty damn close. If that's the case. 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:28.200 No, it's it's very, very, very impressive. 0:06:28.240 --> 0:06:32.240 I saw them if you'd picked the matchup, like at 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:35.200 the beginning of the season, ye, like, I think one 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:37.680 hundred dollars bet would have won. There were like one 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:40.839 hundred and fifteen hundred to one or something for that matchup. 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:42.840 But you didn't pick it up, so it doesn't matter. 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:45.400 Well, it might be interesting to someone to know if 0:06:45.400 --> 0:06:47.400 you had done that, you know, you would have won 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:48.279 one hundred and fifty grand. 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:50.719 We're not, but we're not doing if I had done 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:53.120 this at the beginning of the year. I've had a 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:54.440 time machine. I swear to God. 0:06:54.720 --> 0:06:58.480 No, this is just like an information I know. 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:01.279 But you did it to start the postseason. Just take 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:02.520 credit for that. It's a victory. 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:02.800 Lap. 0:07:02.839 --> 0:07:03.720 Don't go, hey, you don't. 0:07:03.720 --> 0:07:06.520 What if you if you bet like one thousand dollars 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:09.520 on Christian McCaffrey to score at least one touchdown in 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:12.320 the last what fourteen games? Yeah, you'd be up a 0:07:12.360 --> 0:07:13.200 million dollars. 0:07:13.320 --> 0:07:15.720 That's a funny one too, because that means that, like 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:19.040 the week before, you were putting five hundred grand on 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:22.360 Christian McCaffrey to score a touchdown. Yeah, So what point 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:24.800 do you get off of that? What point do you 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:28.720 stop rolling it over? If you're you know, say you're 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:30.760 a guy who's doing it when you're at like one 0:07:30.800 --> 0:07:32.200 hundred grand, you. 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:33.800 Got to have a number. You got to have a number. 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:36.240 Okay, what would your number be, Larry? If if you 0:07:37.200 --> 0:07:40.160 were going to bet on Christian McCaffrey scoring a touchdown, 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:42.440 and let's say you had a million dollars on that, 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:45.320 they got the Bengals coming to town. So you're up 0:07:45.360 --> 0:07:49.400 a million, and would you place any money on Christian 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:53.120 McCaffrey to score another touchdown to I think set the 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:55.840 NFL record for most consecutive games with a touchdown. 0:07:56.760 --> 0:07:58.680 Yeah, I would bet some of it, but I wouldn't 0:07:58.760 --> 0:08:02.560 roll a million over coward. But that's how I'm a 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:03.160 little bit of. 0:08:03.120 --> 0:08:06.600 A Okay, how much would you? Okay, so you're taking 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:10.000 nine hundred thousand, yeah. 0:08:09.840 --> 0:08:12.000 And putting that in my pocket and betting one hundred 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:14.400 grand probably a good number. All right, what about a 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:15.080 million on it? 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:18.120 What about you? Sha If I get up to a million, 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:20.160 but you have to roll up to a million, yeah, 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:24.400 I'm rolling over absolutely, okay, absolutely, without a question, absolutely, Dylan, 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:25.679 would you roll it all over? 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:28.520 I think by the time I got to like being 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:30.760 up five hundred grand, and I'd be like, this has 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:33.240 to this luck's got to run out. I'd probably be 0:08:33.320 --> 0:08:33.880 out of five. 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:36.280 Hundred k if you roll over a million. 0:08:37.080 --> 0:08:39.720 But you get I mean, they're basically it's like even 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:42.840 odds every week at this point, so you're basically your 0:08:42.920 --> 0:08:45.080 million would be to win a million. 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:47.640 That's two million. Yeah, they got it? 0:08:49.000 --> 0:08:50.360 Okay? Two million or zero? 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:52.480 Can we start even real money? 0:08:52.520 --> 0:08:54.600 Can we start this thing again? This has been a 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:59.400 shitty start to this. Normally we're better you are. Yeah, 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:03.600 bad Larry's waiting to go have his outhouse or an 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:04.160 out house. 0:09:04.520 --> 0:09:06.760 I'm ready to get my day going. Let's go. 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:09.760 Okay, all right, all right, right, Dylan, anything you want 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:11.040 to recamp from last week? 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:15.400 I mean, Dan, really the game of the century was 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:16.240 the Iowa game. 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:19.839 You did it again, Yeah, you did it again. You 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:24.200 you had three units on Iowa Minnesota under even if 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:26.800 they allowed that punt return to happen, you're still on. 0:09:26.960 --> 0:09:30.040 There at twenty nine. Yeah, and that was that was 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:31.600 like I said, it was a shootout. I did say 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:33.440 I was going to bet on it to be seventeen ten. 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:34.920 Obviously that's opened. 0:09:34.640 --> 0:09:37.120 But it would have been seventeen to twelve. 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:40.720 Yeah. Mathematically, that's probably the closest you could get to 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:43.280 predicting the score of a game, like you could bet 0:09:43.320 --> 0:09:46.280 on those, which obviously is just like a wash. 0:09:46.360 --> 0:09:49.160 You had a parlay. Did you come close on this? 0:09:49.360 --> 0:09:49.560 Yeah? 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:52.120 I had three of the four that charge. I don't know, Dan, 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:53.760 I know you're kind of used to be a big 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:54.480 Chargers guy. 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:55.480 You've not anymore. 0:09:55.559 --> 0:09:58.400 He retracted that I think anymore. I'm right there with you. 0:09:58.440 --> 0:09:59.840 They've that's a team that's burned me. 0:10:00.559 --> 0:10:03.640 The Chargers getting five and a half, that's what you 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:04.000 lost on. 0:10:04.160 --> 0:10:05.880 Yeah, and like the for the whole they didn't. I 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:09.880 don't think they scored in the second half if I remember. 0:10:09.520 --> 0:10:11.319 Because you saw what they let Mahomes do in the 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:13.240 first I mean that wasna Yeah. 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:18.199 Uh, you had Formula one Lewis Hamilton podium finish. You 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:20.199 know you got okay, So that's you did well there, 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:21.360 But nobody cares about it. 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:24.839 Nobody cares about that, Shay. Anything you want to mention here, yeah, 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:27.760 I do. Penn State is fraudulent. Tennessee was covering the 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:30.520 whole damn game until the fourth quarter. They screwed me there. 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:33.920 Rangers disappointed me, and the NFL is the NFL. I'll 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:36.240 go even I lose the juice that happens every damn year. 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:39.200 Bad Layry, you got anything you want to recount? 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:43.719 Destroyed college football? And I agree, say the NFL's list 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:46.880 a coin flip. And I only got four NFL games 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:49.280 this week because I'm afraid I don't. I don't know 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:50.240 what's going on there. 0:10:50.480 --> 0:10:52.000 You won college I got wrapped. 0:10:52.160 --> 0:10:54.040 Yeah, you got three four out of five. 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:55.959 I was gonna say, I was gonna say my three 0:10:56.000 --> 0:10:59.640 college you know, preseason over eight and a half wins 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:06.880 are all locked. Damn, you might go undefeated. Yeah, I'm sorry, 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:11.840 not this week. You don't think you're gonna beat Marshall. 0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:16.440 They Oh, I'm looking last week. 0:11:16.520 --> 0:11:17.440 That was last week. 0:11:19.200 --> 0:11:21.400 I got both, I got both envelopes in front. 0:11:21.679 --> 0:11:25.439 No, no, there's always a goddamn excuse. 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:29.160 I'm gonna look at the wrong envelope. Yeah, laying in 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:31.640 nineteen and a half. So, oh, do you know he's 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:32.360 gonna win the game? 0:11:33.520 --> 0:11:34.480 Okay? Uh? 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:37.160 In the NFL, you got all of them wrong except 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:39.480 for Eagles minus two and a half against the Dolphins. 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:41.679 That leads us to bets for this week. Dylan, you're 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:44.480 still up on everybody. I'll let you start, all. 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:47.400 Right, Dan Well, I was not playing this week, which 0:11:47.440 --> 0:11:47.920 is just shay. 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:50.520 Do you think Dylan knows what he's doing? Now? Hell? 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:53.680 Now, Danny, I mean, look at do you think bad 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:55.000 Larry knows what he's doing? 0:11:55.040 --> 0:11:57.880 I think Bad Larry does have sharp ideas. I think 0:11:57.920 --> 0:12:00.400 he's convalescent, so it's hard for him to use the 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:04.040 words he should, But I think he's got sharp brain. 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:06.560 Yeah, And what the fuck does that make you. 0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:11.000 I got sharp ideas too. I'm just degenerates. That's a problem. 0:12:11.040 --> 0:12:12.959 You throws it up against the wall and it sticks. 0:12:13.120 --> 0:12:14.720 Well, it seems to be sticking quite a bit. 0:12:14.800 --> 0:12:15.280 There we go. 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:17.960 Okay, all right, I like this a little back and forth. 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:20.840 Guys are drinking white cloth. You guys are outlaws. Man, 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:22.800 I'm back here. You are all the way back. 0:12:23.360 --> 0:12:28.839 You are drinking a white class about my only a 0:12:28.960 --> 0:12:32.719 hundred calories and it's important to me. I don't think 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:38.600 you've been worried about calories. Oh wow, looks like there 0:12:38.640 --> 0:12:40.960 we go. Now they're gonna know mask off. 0:12:41.400 --> 0:12:43.559 Actually we could just start making up what you look 0:12:43.640 --> 0:12:46.079 like and making the most disgusting creature of all time. 0:12:46.480 --> 0:12:51.440 Close, I take back to making what do you do? Oh? What? 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:51.760 What? 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:54.080 What is this thing on? This is odd? 0:12:54.200 --> 0:12:55.360 It is bulking season. 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:58.319 That okay, I'm bulking up, that's what. Well, we got 0:12:58.320 --> 0:12:59.760 a hot dog machine in there. 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:02.000 Oh yeah, you haven't seen the new gear. 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:05.080 So have a snow cone machine and a hot dog machine. 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:09.440 Hot dog MACHINEOI get me here. Well, I love hot dogs. Dylan, Dylan, 0:13:09.480 --> 0:13:11.080 you're gonna it's gonna do damage to you. 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:14.120 We took a break today oh, I know you go. 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:16.280 Down the hallway and you could smell the hot beef 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:18.760 dogs U whenever we ever ran. 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:27.120 We have some some Hebrew nationals. Yeah, okay, t Keito's yeah, taketos. 0:13:26.720 --> 0:13:28.319 Teketos for uh Mario. 0:13:28.440 --> 0:13:33.120 Yeah, so we have marke he No, he's the one 0:13:33.160 --> 0:13:36.400 that brought him man profiling, I get it. 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:37.800 There's a mariachi band. 0:13:39.480 --> 0:13:43.000 There's brought home mates. It's so good. All right, okay, 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:44.880 so dyl what do you have this week? Here we go? 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:45.720 Come on now, you. 0:13:45.720 --> 0:13:48.199 Guys are making fun of my logic. But no Iowa 0:13:48.280 --> 0:13:53.560 this week. So I'm taking Iowa state under against the 0:13:53.760 --> 0:13:56.840 state of Iowa. Yeah, fuck the state of Iowa. 0:13:56.920 --> 0:14:00.440 Oh, I was great, dude. 0:14:00.880 --> 0:14:03.280 Okay, I've never been, but there's never been a reason 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:07.720 to show trip Iowa, I know, except for des Moines. 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:08.560 I've heard the Moines. 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:12.400 Those are great people. Those are great people. 0:14:12.880 --> 0:14:15.280 Well, they like to not score a lot of points. 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:16.800 I don't know. I just see this game. 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:19.560 Actually did sounds like a stripper des Mone to the 0:14:19.560 --> 0:14:22.360 main des Monet to the main stage. 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:25.240 Yes, ray, So I just looked it up. Can anyone 0:14:25.280 --> 0:14:28.320 tell me? According to this trip Advisor website, the best 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:30.080 place to go in Iowa? 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:31.560 What city? 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:32.880 Just Iowa? 0:14:32.880 --> 0:14:38.560 In general? Corey Taylor's house, squat Cities, m movie, there's 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:39.880 a it's a movie. 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:42.680 That that's number one. 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:43.640 Children of the Corn. 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:48.240 Okay, continue, Dylan, I got Larry's waiting to go in 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:48.760 and have lunch. 0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:53.160 Oh sorry, Larry. Florida plus fourteen and a half against Jauja. 0:14:54.680 --> 0:14:57.000 I don't know. Georgia this season just not. 0:14:57.040 --> 0:14:57.960 Good against the spread? 0:14:58.040 --> 0:15:03.200 No, nope, Okay. And there in Jacksonville, Yeah, I died 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:05.600 that into the world's largest outdoor concktail. 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:06.640 How was it? 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:06.920 It was? 0:15:06.960 --> 0:15:10.200 Okay, that's it? I mean, Blake, what do you mean? 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:13.560 How was it? Was it a party? Were you freaking out? No? 0:15:14.280 --> 0:15:17.520 How old were you? I was grown ass man. 0:15:18.040 --> 0:15:19.200 Is the world's largest anything? 0:15:19.240 --> 0:15:19.520 Really? 0:15:19.640 --> 0:15:19.880 Ever? 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:23.160 Great? Marvin? 0:15:25.080 --> 0:15:26.280 Huh uh? 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:30.640 No, I went to it. I think I was expecting 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:33.520 more at the world's largest cocktail. But you were a 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:36.280 married man with kids by that, Yeah, I think so. Yeah, 0:15:36.320 --> 0:15:39.760 there you go, Danny. Yeah, boring. Even if I was single, 0:15:39.880 --> 0:15:42.680 it wouldn't have mattered. I don't believe. No, I'm telling 0:15:42.720 --> 0:15:47.520 you no game whatsoever. Oh that I believe that part. 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:49.840 I believe I meant the talent was there. That's for 0:15:49.920 --> 0:15:50.320 damn sure. 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:52.400 It's probably a fun place to just get blasted. 0:15:52.440 --> 0:15:55.440 Like I had any game. No, not at all, Danny, No, 0:15:56.120 --> 0:15:57.000 even now. 0:15:57.360 --> 0:16:00.680 Correct, correct, you have kind of said a much. 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:04.600 You have college. In college, you didn't have any game. No, 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:07.440 you've literally said this on the show several times, how 0:16:07.440 --> 0:16:08.840 hard it was for you to get dates on. That 0:16:08.960 --> 0:16:12.280 is true, that is true. But you look at me, Danny. 0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:14.600 I got a lot of dates. I had a lot 0:16:14.640 --> 0:16:16.480 of time with the ladies. And it ain't because of 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:17.160 my pretty face. 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:19.960 Because I got game, and because you can pay them. 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:26.640 Correct, because those checks don't bounce. Yeah, okay, all right, 0:16:26.680 --> 0:16:28.800 so you yes smart. 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:32.320 So the young ladies they took checks from me. 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:36.359 When you keep coming back, Marvin consistently, the cash. 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:38.880 Caramel and they took. 0:16:38.880 --> 0:16:42.120 Us and Sina Ray too less Las Vegas now they 0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:46.040 take zel. I don't do that. 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:48.720 That can trace back to the joint, the count and they. 0:16:48.680 --> 0:16:49.440 Definitely can't trace it. 0:16:49.560 --> 0:16:50.160 Once again. 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:54.160 You catch me if you can. 0:16:54.760 --> 0:16:58.040 I'm a genius. Jerry Springer got caught that way, the 0:16:58.040 --> 0:17:00.480 mayor of Cincinnati two times. With the river on fire, 0:17:00.640 --> 0:17:04.119 yes he no, the river on fires in Cleveland, No, 0:17:04.160 --> 0:17:06.520 but it was no, no, no. The river lit up twice 0:17:07.200 --> 0:17:10.720 when Jerry Springer was the mayor. Apps are positive. That's 0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:14.680 my hometown. I know. Jerry Springer is a god. He's dead. Well, 0:17:14.720 --> 0:17:18.159 he's y. Yeah, he was with Actually he was on 0:17:18.240 --> 0:17:19.680 the tribe, so he ain't really. 0:17:19.760 --> 0:17:24.160 Yeah, So where did where would he have gone? Then? 0:17:24.520 --> 0:17:26.040 I don't know the dirt. I don't know how they 0:17:26.160 --> 0:17:27.480 do it. Dylan, you could tell us. 0:17:27.359 --> 0:17:30.159 All well, I'm not there yet, but you know what, 0:17:30.560 --> 0:17:34.280 once here we go, Dylan, all right, so I got 0:17:34.320 --> 0:17:38.120 Oregon minus six and a half against Utah coming off there, 0:17:38.200 --> 0:17:43.680 win against USC Larry Old Dominion money line against j 0:17:43.840 --> 0:17:45.800 m U plus eight fifty book it. 0:17:47.520 --> 0:17:47.840 Uh. 0:17:47.880 --> 0:17:51.240 They laughed when Dylan took the money line on Stanford. 0:17:51.240 --> 0:17:51.440 Again. 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:56.680 He's saying, and the JMU house has to come down 0:17:56.720 --> 0:17:58.879 at some point because they are pretty fucking good. But 0:17:59.000 --> 0:18:01.240 Old Dominion has been good. I forget who they beat 0:18:01.320 --> 0:18:04.520 last week, but they won outright as like a touchdown underdog. Okay, 0:18:06.119 --> 0:18:08.720 and then u c F minus seven against West Virginia. 0:18:08.960 --> 0:18:11.920 U CF should have beaten Oklahoma last week. 0:18:12.720 --> 0:18:15.359 Maybe they left it all there. This is interesting because 0:18:15.359 --> 0:18:19.120 West Virginia's last game was a fucking shit show too. 0:18:19.200 --> 0:18:20.360 The emotion game. 0:18:20.560 --> 0:18:22.960