Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 3: One of my bookies died at the kitchen table.
Speaker 2: A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love
Speaker 2: of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 4: Hear a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now join my bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan
Speaker 2: the graphics got I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: I almost came to dinner in the Plass Life.
Speaker 3: Almost almost. But this was discussed yesterday after the show.
Speaker 3: I did discuss with a picture Deray and Marv and Dylan,
Speaker 3: and I just wasn't sure, Like I, how do I
Speaker 3: ask if everything's okay at the house before I come
Speaker 3: over for dinner.
Speaker 1: Just shoot me a text. Okay, I'll tell you, but
Speaker 1: I will know by noon.
Speaker 3: I was hoping that you would say, hey, coast is clear,
Speaker 3: come on over. I would need several hours like prior
Speaker 3: to that happening. Okay, yeah, neat an update like next Wednesday,
Speaker 3: you want me to come over for dinner? Do your
Speaker 3: podcast sit down with break bread with your wife and
Speaker 3: daughters the roommate. Yeah, then I'm going to say noon,
Speaker 3: maybe noon is the time frame. Okay, you give me
Speaker 3: like six hours that.
Speaker 1: Let me know at noon and I will feel out
Speaker 1: the roommate and we'll go from there. Okay, but it
Speaker 1: was it was under review last night. I understand that
Speaker 1: we have been on rocks and waves, but we're back
Speaker 1: on solid ground, Danny.
Speaker 4: Okay, as long as the message doesn't come in morse code.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Yes.
Speaker 3: If it's cryptic and you're sending a video to me,
Speaker 3: then I'm not going to come over.
Speaker 1: If I text you from a different number, do not
Speaker 1: come over. Okay. So it's Dan Patrick takes a gamble
Speaker 1: already in progress. We have a Dylan.
Speaker 3: We have Shayan Irving and bat Larry joining us from.
Speaker 1: Hello Dan, where are you Larry?
Speaker 5: I am outside?
Speaker 1: Of course it's lunchtime, okay, all right? And what are
Speaker 1: we having for lunch?
Speaker 5: By the way, I haven't ordered yet. I'm guessing tuna fish.
Speaker 6: Let us mayo on a whole week with a Coca Cola.
Speaker 5: French for hides, a whole bunch of cokes. I got
Speaker 5: my results back from last week.
Speaker 3: Oh, flying colors, no way, bullshit, no way, flying.
Speaker 5: Color, Dan, everything perfect. It's unbelievable. I was kind of
Speaker 5: a little worried because, uh.
Speaker 1: Wait, what were they checking? What were they checking for?
Speaker 5: I had that this tult I take for soriasis. It's
Speaker 5: an objection I give myself once every six weeks or
Speaker 5: eight weeks, whenever I feel like giving it, and uh.
Speaker 1: Whenever you get there, whatever you feel like. What does
Speaker 1: the doctor say to.
Speaker 4: Do every like ten or thirty weeks?
Speaker 5: They say every month, but I don't unless unless I
Speaker 5: see it some kind of breakout of sorias, I don't
Speaker 5: take it. So it's everyone ever call it eight weeks.
Speaker 5: So to get the prescription renewed for another they had
Speaker 5: to do some blood blood work, so they just blood
Speaker 5: working like creatine or some One of my numbers was
Speaker 5: abnormal and they say sometimes it could be from dehydration.
Speaker 5: And it was like four o'clock where I did the
Speaker 5: blood work.
Speaker 1: So I guess, Larry, if you drink as much as
Speaker 1: you do, you're going to be dehydrated.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it was just four o'clock.
Speaker 5: But I don't drink water. So between the.
Speaker 1: Last I know you drink blood wise and Coca Cola.
Speaker 4: Yes, we just busted this wide open.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there's a reason why you.
Speaker 5: Be I had a couple. I had a couple of
Speaker 5: handfuls of water. When a couple extra handfuls of water?
Speaker 3: When I why were you having handfuls of Why don't
Speaker 3: you drink? They have bottles, they have glass.
Speaker 5: They've been that's my wife says, how about a glass, Larry,
Speaker 5: But no, it's just you force a little extra water
Speaker 5: in and your body regulates it and your back of perfect.
Speaker 5: So like a handful of water, you literally you have. Hey,
Speaker 5: I got a good thing. Say I got a good
Speaker 5: thing for you when the roommates do. I was up
Speaker 5: in the Connecticut, New York for left. Thank god I didn'
Speaker 5: see any football on Sunday because I think I lost
Speaker 5: every game. Outhouse Orchards picking apples. It was a fabulous day.
Speaker 7: You should do it.
Speaker 1: Won't do it Outhouse Orchards on a Sunday.
Speaker 5: That's the name of the outhouse Orchards.
Speaker 6: But it was great, way.
Speaker 3: Better than I have a problem with something called outhouse Orchards.
Speaker 1: Especially recommending it for me, Like, what the hell are
Speaker 1: you trying to say.
Speaker 4: Lary, He's calling you it's a pussy.
Speaker 1: I think redneck.
Speaker 6: It's a family.
Speaker 1: The family name is Outhouse. I don't believe that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the wedding those when you get married. The wedding
Speaker 5: is uh, somebody of mine's daughter who lives in have on.
Speaker 6: It was my bad, my bad.
Speaker 1: No, No, I should I never should have. I never
Speaker 1: should have gone down this road.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: Dylan is up plus twenty units. He lost one unit
Speaker 3: last week. Shay is up plus three. He lost four
Speaker 3: units bad. Larry is at zero and that's an appropriate number.
Speaker 3: He lost one unit last week. By the way, Dylan
Speaker 3: did get seven units on Formula one. Larry got seven
Speaker 3: units on other bets as well.
Speaker 1: Anything.
Speaker 3: By the way, can we clear this up because I
Speaker 3: thought I was I was praising Dylan on the radio show.
Speaker 1: Yeah you were. I said, Dylan picked Rangers Diamondbacks in
Speaker 1: the World Series when the playoffs started. But why aren't
Speaker 1: you getting credit for that?
Speaker 4: Because Ray hates me? I think. No, No, there's a
Speaker 4: there's a real reason. Okay, I forgot to place the bet, Dan,
Speaker 4: I was looking at DraftKings.
Speaker 1: But did you make the bet on the show?
Speaker 4: I made the bet on the show.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yes, Ray.
Speaker 8: Your bet is Rangers to beat the d Backs in
Speaker 8: the World Series, not both them to demand So the
Speaker 8: Rangers have to win in order for this to count.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's still impressive, though. I thought you had futures
Speaker 3: that you had. You had the Rangers Diamondbacks in the
Speaker 3: World Series. You actually picked Rangers over the Diamondbacks, so
Speaker 3: you're not gonna get credit. Were a great call that
Speaker 3: no one else had, None of the experts, not Tim Kirkshan,
Speaker 3: not Harold Reynolds, not Tom Bruducci, No, just Dylan Grady,
Speaker 3: just Dylan Dylan O'Grady.
Speaker 4: I have to look at it because I thought it
Speaker 4: was just the matchup. I do have a future on
Speaker 4: the Rangers to win separate from that, Okay, but either way,
Speaker 4: pretty damn close. If that's the case.
Speaker 1: No, it's it's very, very, very impressive.
Speaker 4: I saw them if you'd picked the matchup, like at
Speaker 4: the beginning of the season, ye, like, I think one
Speaker 4: hundred dollars bet would have won. There were like one
Speaker 4: hundred and fifteen hundred to one or something for that matchup.
Speaker 1: But you didn't pick it up, so it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: Well, it might be interesting to someone to know if
Speaker 4: you had done that, you know, you would have won
Speaker 4: one hundred and fifty grand.
Speaker 1: We're not, but we're not doing if I had done
Speaker 1: this at the beginning of the year. I've had a
Speaker 1: time machine. I swear to God.
Speaker 4: No, this is just like an information I know.
Speaker 1: But you did it to start the postseason. Just take
Speaker 1: credit for that. It's a victory.
Speaker 7: Lap.
Speaker 1: Don't go, hey, you don't.
Speaker 3: What if you if you bet like one thousand dollars
Speaker 3: on Christian McCaffrey to score at least one touchdown in
Speaker 3: the last what fourteen games? Yeah, you'd be up a
Speaker 3: million dollars.
Speaker 4: That's a funny one too, because that means that, like
Speaker 4: the week before, you were putting five hundred grand on
Speaker 4: Christian McCaffrey to score a touchdown. Yeah, So what point
Speaker 4: do you get off of that? What point do you
Speaker 4: stop rolling it over? If you're you know, say you're
Speaker 4: a guy who's doing it when you're at like one
Speaker 4: hundred grand, you.
Speaker 1: Got to have a number. You got to have a number.
Speaker 3: Okay, what would your number be, Larry? If if you
Speaker 3: were going to bet on Christian McCaffrey scoring a touchdown,
Speaker 3: and let's say you had a million dollars on that,
Speaker 3: they got the Bengals coming to town. So you're up
Speaker 3: a million, and would you place any money on Christian
Speaker 3: McCaffrey to score another touchdown to I think set the
Speaker 3: NFL record for most consecutive games with a touchdown.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would bet some of it, but I wouldn't
Speaker 5: roll a million over coward. But that's how I'm a
Speaker 5: little bit of.
Speaker 3: A Okay, how much would you? Okay, so you're taking
Speaker 3: nine hundred thousand, yeah.
Speaker 5: And putting that in my pocket and betting one hundred
Speaker 5: grand probably a good number. All right, what about a
Speaker 5: million on it?
Speaker 1: What about you? Sha If I get up to a million,
Speaker 1: but you have to roll up to a million, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm rolling over absolutely, okay, absolutely, without a question, absolutely, Dylan,
Speaker 1: would you roll it all over?
Speaker 4: I think by the time I got to like being
Speaker 4: up five hundred grand, and I'd be like, this has
Speaker 4: to this luck's got to run out. I'd probably be
Speaker 4: out of five.
Speaker 1: Hundred k if you roll over a million.
Speaker 4: But you get I mean, they're basically it's like even
Speaker 4: odds every week at this point, so you're basically your
Speaker 4: million would be to win a million.
Speaker 1: That's two million. Yeah, they got it?
Speaker 4: Okay? Two million or zero?
Speaker 1: Can we start even real money?
Speaker 3: Can we start this thing again? This has been a
Speaker 3: shitty start to this. Normally we're better you are. Yeah,
Speaker 3: bad Larry's waiting to go have his outhouse or an
Speaker 3: out house.
Speaker 5: I'm ready to get my day going. Let's go.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, all right, right, Dylan, anything you want
Speaker 3: to recamp from last week?
Speaker 4: I mean, Dan, really the game of the century was
Speaker 4: the Iowa game.
Speaker 3: You did it again, Yeah, you did it again. You
Speaker 3: you had three units on Iowa Minnesota under even if
Speaker 3: they allowed that punt return to happen, you're still on.
Speaker 4: There at twenty nine. Yeah, and that was that was
Speaker 4: like I said, it was a shootout. I did say
Speaker 4: I was going to bet on it to be seventeen ten.
Speaker 4: Obviously that's opened.
Speaker 1: But it would have been seventeen to twelve.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Mathematically, that's probably the closest you could get to
Speaker 4: predicting the score of a game, like you could bet
Speaker 4: on those, which obviously is just like a wash.
Speaker 1: You had a parlay. Did you come close on this?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I had three of the four that charge. I don't know, Dan,
Speaker 4: I know you're kind of used to be a big
Speaker 4: Chargers guy.
Speaker 1: You've not anymore.
Speaker 4: He retracted that I think anymore. I'm right there with you.
Speaker 4: They've that's a team that's burned me.
Speaker 3: The Chargers getting five and a half, that's what you
Speaker 3: lost on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and like the for the whole they didn't. I
Speaker 4: don't think they scored in the second half if I remember.
Speaker 1: Because you saw what they let Mahomes do in the
Speaker 1: first I mean that wasna Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh, you had Formula one Lewis Hamilton podium finish. You
Speaker 3: know you got okay, So that's you did well there,
Speaker 3: But nobody cares about it.
Speaker 1: Nobody cares about that, Shay. Anything you want to mention here, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do. Penn State is fraudulent. Tennessee was covering the
Speaker 1: whole damn game until the fourth quarter. They screwed me there.
Speaker 1: Rangers disappointed me, and the NFL is the NFL. I'll
Speaker 1: go even I lose the juice that happens every damn year.
Speaker 1: Bad Layry, you got anything you want to recount?
Speaker 5: Destroyed college football? And I agree, say the NFL's list
Speaker 5: a coin flip. And I only got four NFL games
Speaker 5: this week because I'm afraid I don't. I don't know
Speaker 5: what's going on there.
Speaker 6: You won college I got wrapped.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got three four out of five.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, I was gonna say my three
Speaker 5: college you know, preseason over eight and a half wins
Speaker 5: are all locked. Damn, you might go undefeated. Yeah, I'm sorry,
Speaker 5: not this week. You don't think you're gonna beat Marshall.
Speaker 5: They Oh, I'm looking last week.
Speaker 1: That was last week.
Speaker 5: I got both, I got both envelopes in front.
Speaker 1: No, no, there's always a goddamn excuse.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna look at the wrong envelope. Yeah, laying in
Speaker 5: nineteen and a half. So, oh, do you know he's
Speaker 5: gonna win the game?
Speaker 1: Okay? Uh?
Speaker 3: In the NFL, you got all of them wrong except
Speaker 3: for Eagles minus two and a half against the Dolphins.
Speaker 3: That leads us to bets for this week. Dylan, you're
Speaker 3: still up on everybody. I'll let you start, all.
Speaker 4: Right, Dan Well, I was not playing this week, which
Speaker 4: is just shay.
Speaker 1: Do you think Dylan knows what he's doing? Now? Hell?
Speaker 3: Now, Danny, I mean, look at do you think bad
Speaker 3: Larry knows what he's doing?
Speaker 1: I think Bad Larry does have sharp ideas. I think
Speaker 1: he's convalescent, so it's hard for him to use the
Speaker 1: words he should, But I think he's got sharp brain.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And what the fuck does that make you.
Speaker 1: I got sharp ideas too. I'm just degenerates. That's a problem.
Speaker 1: You throws it up against the wall and it sticks.
Speaker 4: Well, it seems to be sticking quite a bit.
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, I like this a little back and forth.
Speaker 3: Guys are drinking white cloth. You guys are outlaws. Man,
Speaker 3: I'm back here. You are all the way back.
Speaker 1: You are drinking a white class about my only a
Speaker 1: hundred calories and it's important to me. I don't think
Speaker 1: you've been worried about calories. Oh wow, looks like there
Speaker 1: we go. Now they're gonna know mask off.
Speaker 4: Actually we could just start making up what you look
Speaker 4: like and making the most disgusting creature of all time.
Speaker 1: Close, I take back to making what do you do? Oh? What?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 1: What is this thing on? This is odd?
Speaker 4: It is bulking season.
Speaker 1: That okay, I'm bulking up, that's what. Well, we got
Speaker 1: a hot dog machine in there.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you haven't seen the new gear.
Speaker 1: So have a snow cone machine and a hot dog machine.
Speaker 1: Hot dog MACHINEOI get me here. Well, I love hot dogs. Dylan, Dylan,
Speaker 1: you're gonna it's gonna do damage to you.
Speaker 4: We took a break today oh, I know you go.
Speaker 3: Down the hallway and you could smell the hot beef
Speaker 3: dogs U whenever we ever ran.
Speaker 4: We have some some Hebrew nationals. Yeah, okay, t Keito's yeah, taketos.
Speaker 1: Teketos for uh Mario.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we have marke he No, he's the one
Speaker 3: that brought him man profiling, I get it.
Speaker 4: There's a mariachi band.
Speaker 1: There's brought home mates. It's so good. All right, okay,
Speaker 1: so dyl what do you have this week? Here we go?
Speaker 1: Come on now, you.
Speaker 4: Guys are making fun of my logic. But no Iowa
Speaker 4: this week. So I'm taking Iowa state under against the
Speaker 4: state of Iowa. Yeah, fuck the state of Iowa.
Speaker 1: Oh, I was great, dude.
Speaker 4: Okay, I've never been, but there's never been a reason
Speaker 4: to show trip Iowa, I know, except for des Moines.
Speaker 4: I've heard the Moines.
Speaker 1: Those are great people. Those are great people.
Speaker 4: Well, they like to not score a lot of points.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I just see this game.
Speaker 1: Actually did sounds like a stripper des Mone to the
Speaker 1: main des Monet to the main stage.
Speaker 8: Yes, ray, So I just looked it up. Can anyone
Speaker 8: tell me? According to this trip Advisor website, the best
Speaker 8: place to go in Iowa?
Speaker 1: What city?
Speaker 8: Just Iowa?
Speaker 4: In general? Corey Taylor's house, squat Cities, m movie, there's
Speaker 4: a it's a movie.
Speaker 1: That that's number one.
Speaker 4: Children of the Corn.
Speaker 3: Okay, continue, Dylan, I got Larry's waiting to go in
Speaker 3: and have lunch.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, Larry. Florida plus fourteen and a half against Jauja.
Speaker 4: I don't know. Georgia this season just not.
Speaker 1: Good against the spread?
Speaker 3: No, nope, Okay. And there in Jacksonville, Yeah, I died
Speaker 3: that into the world's largest outdoor concktail.
Speaker 1: How was it?
Speaker 3: It was?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's it? I mean, Blake, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: How was it? Was it a party? Were you freaking out? No?
Speaker 1: How old were you? I was grown ass man.
Speaker 4: Is the world's largest anything?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 7: Ever?
Speaker 4: Great? Marvin?
Speaker 7: Huh uh?
Speaker 1: No, I went to it. I think I was expecting
Speaker 1: more at the world's largest cocktail. But you were a
Speaker 1: married man with kids by that, Yeah, I think so. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there you go, Danny. Yeah, boring. Even if I was single,
Speaker 1: it wouldn't have mattered. I don't believe. No, I'm telling
Speaker 1: you no game whatsoever. Oh that I believe that part.
Speaker 1: I believe I meant the talent was there. That's for
Speaker 1: damn sure.
Speaker 4: It's probably a fun place to just get blasted.
Speaker 1: Like I had any game. No, not at all, Danny, No,
Speaker 1: even now.
Speaker 4: Correct, correct, you have kind of said a much.
Speaker 1: You have college. In college, you didn't have any game. No,
Speaker 1: you've literally said this on the show several times, how
Speaker 1: hard it was for you to get dates on. That
Speaker 1: is true, that is true. But you look at me, Danny.
Speaker 1: I got a lot of dates. I had a lot
Speaker 1: of time with the ladies. And it ain't because of
Speaker 1: my pretty face.
Speaker 4: Because I got game, and because you can pay them.
Speaker 1: Correct, because those checks don't bounce. Yeah, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: so you yes smart.
Speaker 7: So the young ladies they took checks from me.
Speaker 1: When you keep coming back, Marvin consistently, the cash.
Speaker 7: Caramel and they took.
Speaker 1: Us and Sina Ray too less Las Vegas now they
Speaker 1: take zel. I don't do that.
Speaker 7: That can trace back to the joint, the count and they.
Speaker 4: Definitely can't trace it.
Speaker 1: Once again.
Speaker 4: You catch me if you can.
Speaker 1: I'm a genius. Jerry Springer got caught that way, the
Speaker 1: mayor of Cincinnati two times. With the river on fire,
Speaker 1: yes he no, the river on fires in Cleveland, No,
Speaker 1: but it was no, no, no. The river lit up twice
Speaker 1: when Jerry Springer was the mayor. Apps are positive. That's
Speaker 1: my hometown. I know. Jerry Springer is a god. He's dead. Well,
Speaker 1: he's y. Yeah, he was with Actually he was on
Speaker 1: the tribe, so he ain't really.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So where did where would he have gone? Then?
Speaker 1: I don't know the dirt. I don't know how they
Speaker 1: do it. Dylan, you could tell us.
Speaker 4: All well, I'm not there yet, but you know what,
Speaker 4: once here we go, Dylan, all right, so I got
Speaker 4: Oregon minus six and a half against Utah coming off there,
Speaker 4: win against USC Larry Old Dominion money line against j
Speaker 4: m U plus eight fifty book it.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 3: They laughed when Dylan took the money line on Stanford.
Speaker 6: Again.
Speaker 4: He's saying, and the JMU house has to come down
Speaker 4: at some point because they are pretty fucking good. But
Speaker 4: Old Dominion has been good. I forget who they beat
Speaker 4: last week, but they won outright as like a touchdown underdog. Okay,
Speaker 4: and then u c F minus seven against West Virginia.
Speaker 4: U CF should have beaten Oklahoma last week.
Speaker 1: Maybe they left it all there. This is interesting because
Speaker 1: West Virginia's last game was a fucking shit show too.
Speaker 4: The emotion game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, emotionally, both these teams are coming off with the
Speaker 1: high emotions. Yeah that was could go either Okay, anything else.
Speaker 4: Yep, I got a I'll squeak in a quick MLB
Speaker 4: bet Dan World Series Game one, Tommy fam To hit
Speaker 4: a home run over half a home run plus six hundred.
Speaker 4: I think he struck out like the last three games. Okay,
Speaker 4: he's due, He's due.
Speaker 3: Okayf NFL game So for the NFL, Dolphins minus nine
Speaker 3: afagainst the Patriots, as simple as the Patriots are playing
Speaker 3: in Miami.
Speaker 4: And the Patriots suck and they beat the Bills last week,
Speaker 4: so there they got their one good win.
Speaker 1: Maybe TWA doesn't or doesn't have Tyreek kill.
Speaker 4: Jyal and Wade all here we go. Bengals plus three
Speaker 4: and a half against the Niners.
Speaker 1: It was five and a half, now down to three
Speaker 1: and a half with Sam Darnald.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. I don't trust Sam Darnald. I
Speaker 4: know everyone says it doesn't make a difference, but uh
Speaker 4: and Bucks Bills tonight under forty three and a half primetime.
Speaker 1: Under Dan oh Man.
Speaker 4: Okay, and I actually have a teaser and a parlay. Sure,
Speaker 4: why not?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: So I got a six six point teaser Bears plus
Speaker 4: fourteen and a half against the Chargers and Raiders plus
Speaker 4: fourteen against the Lions the Sunday and Monday night games,
Speaker 4: and then parlay wise all dog money line parlays, Panthers
Speaker 4: money line, Titans money line, Giants money line, Jesus Christ
Speaker 4: plus a thousand. Okay, they're all three point spread underdogs too, Okay.
Speaker 1: So this is what you do when you're up freaking
Speaker 1: seventeen point.
Speaker 4: Some room to play with?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so Panthers, Titans, Giants money line for Dylan Shyean Irving.
Speaker 1: Here we go, all right, Orange Man plus three versus
Speaker 1: the Goiters, Washington State minus six against a su the
Speaker 1: herpe Kindssiphialades. I got the Beavers laying three and a
Speaker 1: half against the Wildcats, Georgia State, Georgia South under sixty
Speaker 1: two and a half actually, and Louisville it's four.
Speaker 3: And a half now, yeah, okay, all right, fuck shit,
Speaker 3: all right, I'll do it.
Speaker 4: What was it when you tug it three? That's a
Speaker 4: big point and a half.
Speaker 1: Huge? Yeah? Well, well, all right, baseball, I got thirty
Speaker 1: one twenty six Rangers over the no Names over eight runs,
Speaker 1: Nathan VOLDI Yeah, big game, Nate, Yeah, big game. N
Speaker 1: He'll be on the bump. He'll be on the bump.
Speaker 4: He throws some gas.
Speaker 1: You've been on the bump before.
Speaker 4: Hey, it's never just won though, down No no.
Speaker 1: NFL Bill's minus nine, Miami laying nine and a half
Speaker 1: colts plus one. Bingo bango, Danny. Did I ever tell
Speaker 1: you that I was playing in a basketball game when
Speaker 1: I came out of the locker room and the crowd
Speaker 1: we were playing in all black school, and they were
Speaker 1: cheering ship, goddamn, get off your ass in jam, Ship,
Speaker 1: goddamn Jam.
Speaker 3: So Marvin was just doing that and I walked out.
Speaker 3: I'm like, we're we're gonna get smoked here. Like this
Speaker 3: cheering section was like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's Hell's bells for you.
Speaker 3: No, No, it was Enter Sandman, Enter white Man.
Speaker 7: And the principals leading the charts to ship.
Speaker 1: Goddamn your ass in jam.
Speaker 4: They're they're dunking in the lamp right right.
Speaker 3: You're not even allowed to dunk back then, yes.
Speaker 4: Seven shatters the back, let's just call it.
Speaker 1: And these were the cheerleaders. They were dunking too, All right,
Speaker 1: do you have anything else? No, Danny, I just had
Speaker 1: a really bad week last week and Quinn Yours is
Speaker 1: out three to six. Thank god. The Rangers are in
Speaker 1: the World Series. But nothing else is going right. Mike
Speaker 1: McCarthy's the head coach of the freaking Dallas Cowboys, and
Speaker 1: I'm an unhappy person in general. But you're in love
Speaker 1: at home. We are getting along again. We got Halloween
Speaker 1: with the kids coming up, though that's always a problem
Speaker 1: for me. Why because I don't dress up. I don't
Speaker 1: give a damn And I think it's a satanic ritual
Speaker 1: that people have been plied into celebrating. I think Halloween
Speaker 1: is a day, the one day in the year when
Speaker 1: the wall between us and the other realm gets thinner.
Speaker 1: What about Day of the Dead, Dya Delos Martos. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's another one. But isn't that on Halloween.
Speaker 4: Too, No, it's a couple of days after they space
Speaker 4: it out the same shit.
Speaker 1: Okay, we got a week Halloween is on a Tuesday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's kind of it, But then I would be coming
Speaker 1: over next Wednesday. Yeah, oh no, there is no all
Speaker 1: having sage and the room with all that shit.
Speaker 3: Uh, let's let's get to bad Larry, before you gotta
Speaker 3: go in.
Speaker 1: You've got a busy afternoon.
Speaker 5: This is true, Dan, Three team teasers, two units each,
Speaker 5: the Bills plus a point and a half, the Dolphins
Speaker 5: plus half a point, and the Lions plus a point
Speaker 5: and a half.
Speaker 1: That's the point of the Lions plus a point.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's fine. Then the second one is the Dolphins
Speaker 5: again plus the half a point or one and a half,
Speaker 5: Eagles plus Eagles plus three and a half three, and
Speaker 5: the Jets and the Jets plus seven and a half
Speaker 5: seven seven? Okay, fight one unit NFL the Bills minus
Speaker 5: to nine. I had it at eight and a half,
Speaker 5: but I already saw Chase on the same size. That's good,
Speaker 5: Jets minus the two and a half against the Giants, which.
Speaker 6: Must be three now, no, it's two and a half.
Speaker 5: Ye Then my as my teaser down to seven.
Speaker 1: Uh oh, picture day, Ray.
Speaker 8: I'll defend myself here, Larry, What time did you send
Speaker 8: me the pics today? How much time do I have
Speaker 8: to do this? When you send me the pics?
Speaker 5: Much? I thought I sent him last night? Ignored your text?
Speaker 6: Okay, so get mine on Wednesday night?
Speaker 3: Is Larry getting seven and a half or is he
Speaker 3: getting minus to like what what's straight here?
Speaker 8: You'll get seven and a half, Larry.
Speaker 3: Okay, you get seven and a half against John Hold on,
Speaker 3: wait a Minuteait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute.
Speaker 1: That's if I said, Larry, one a second. If I
Speaker 1: send my picks in like a Monday, are you going
Speaker 1: to count the lines for that day or we're gonna
Speaker 1: have to do game day lines? Game day lines? All right?
Speaker 1: Never mind, go Larry?
Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks Jay. Yeah, he's just saying I got my
Speaker 5: picks in late like you do every week.
Speaker 1: All right, I got a fucking job, Larry.
Speaker 5: I'll take that hit. Ray, I'll take that hit for you.
Speaker 5: It was my fault. So now I lost my place.
Speaker 5: What do they got?
Speaker 1: You had the Jets minus two and a half against
Speaker 1: the gym, thank.
Speaker 5: You, right, Vikings plus one against the Packers, and the
Speaker 5: Cardinals plus eight and a half against the.
Speaker 1: Races eight plus eight.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's fine, Okay that my NFL games. Now back
Speaker 5: in the college games, I got Florida State minus twenty
Speaker 5: and a half against wake Fires. Ok Oklahoma minus to
Speaker 5: ten against Kansas. I'm a little worried about that, but
Speaker 5: I think almost for a blowout. Yep, Notre Dame over
Speaker 5: forty four and a half against Pittsburgh forty four. I'm
Speaker 5: not touching, I'm not touching the line.
Speaker 1: But uh forty four forty four?
Speaker 5: Okay, UFC minus a ten against California, and I think, Dylan,
Speaker 5: did you take California?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 3: No, and nobody takes California. They take Cow, Berkeley Cow. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just Cow, not California.
Speaker 5: Oh it's with con You took the Ohio State game? No,
Speaker 5: you took Georgia. Never mind Wisconsin plus fourteen and a
Speaker 5: half against Ohio State.
Speaker 1: I have no idea continue.
Speaker 5: J jmu minus nineteen and a half.
Speaker 1: Nineteen nineteen four. Shark money coming in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, here he comes, and I and I want the
Speaker 5: jamu odu over forty eight, Right, that's it, Dan, b
Speaker 5: lock and load them.
Speaker 4: Regret that last one, Larry, Yeah, the Dolphins, that's bad.
Speaker 1: That's real bad.
Speaker 5: Going undefeated?
Speaker 6: Who jam is going undefeated this year?
Speaker 1: All right? Fine? Bet it.
Speaker 3: Championship once again recapping Dylan is up plus twenty, Shay
Speaker 3: plus three.
Speaker 1: And Larry is zero. Brutal right now?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Any parting words? Shay and Irving podcast of course, Weather permitting,
Speaker 1: weather permitting. I think it's going to be a solo
Speaker 1: show tonight with just me and producer John Hammer is
Speaker 1: playing tennis.
Speaker 3: Now, why didn't you play last night? Why didn't you
Speaker 3: do the podcast last night?
Speaker 1: I thought you didn't going over, so I didn't set
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 3: But if you knew that you were going to do
Speaker 3: it on Thursday, you could have sent me a note
Speaker 3: last night to say we're not doing it tonight. How
Speaker 3: about Thursday? Danny, This is all done by the producer
Speaker 3: and he just got back from Israel. Danny, this's a
Speaker 3: war zone. You don't need to put this on me, Okay, Shay.
Speaker 3: A Irving podcast available wherever you get your podcast, And
Speaker 3: I promise I will do this before the end of
Speaker 3: the season. I promise, and hopefully I go over there
Speaker 3: with you and your roommate. Everybody is on the same page, Copathetic. Yes,
Speaker 3: and you said she can cook, really cook?
Speaker 1: Okay? Is she a cooker chef? She is a cook. Okay.
Speaker 1: She doesn't wear an apron, so she and a chef.
Speaker 4: Oh did she make anything that's not Italian?
Speaker 1: Fin Yeah, she made pasole last night and it was
Speaker 1: incredible chicken pasole. And what did you drink. I drank
Speaker 1: red wine. It was an Italian red full body okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's how you like your ladies. My coffee too strong,
Speaker 1: black and hot. Yes. Ray.
Speaker 8: So if I told you, guys, I had a bet
Speaker 8: here that's plus fifty six units on the year, would
Speaker 8: you would have to take it?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 1: I would fade it. There's no way they're going to
Speaker 1: continue that streak.
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 8: Well, I found this hamster online. He picks primetime games.
Speaker 1: Like Richard Gears Hampson, No, no, dirty, You're better than that.
Speaker 8: He picks primetime games. He's six and fifteen this year
Speaker 8: for plus fifty six units on first touchdown scores.
Speaker 4: Every week.
Speaker 7: He hit TJ.
Speaker 8: Hockinson for plus fifteen hundred, Joe Mixon for plus four hundred,
Speaker 8: I'm and Ross Saint Brown plus eight fifty, Pachico plus
Speaker 8: eight fifty, George Kittle plus fourteen hundred, and then he
Speaker 8: had Dallas Goddard last Monday or this Monday plus twenty
Speaker 8: one hundred six and fifteen plus fifty six units this year.
Speaker 8: I reached out to the guy he's sending us, Yes,
Speaker 8: the hamster specifically, I want the fucking hamster here.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, we probably had an easier time getting a hamster
Speaker 3: than the guy from prison.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 8: I worked really hard on that.
Speaker 4: I was proud of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, great that.
Speaker 4: That was a good first task. If you can deliver
Speaker 4: the hamster. Yeah, I don't really seal the deal.
Speaker 8: He's sending us his picks for tonight, and I'm gonna
Speaker 8: put it on our Instagram. The DP show takes a
Speaker 8: gamble Instagram, so I'm following it. I'm plus thirty five
Speaker 8: units this year following it.
Speaker 4: It's it's legit. He's really good.
Speaker 1: So he's got a system. The ain's just throwing up
Speaker 1: against the wall. Wait, you made You've made money.
Speaker 8: I've made thirty six units betting on this hamster in total.
Speaker 8: He's up plus fifty six. I got on late.
Speaker 3: Well, why the hell do I have these guys on
Speaker 3: when I can probably?
Speaker 1: I mean, we could get rid of Larry.
Speaker 5: Who does he have?
Speaker 8: We don't know yet.
Speaker 1: We have to wait till, wait till the hamster sends it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, he's like you.
Speaker 1: He sends him in.
Speaker 5: Late Wednesday night.
Speaker 3: All right, good luck with your bets there, men, and
Speaker 3: you too, Dylan, and thank you.
Speaker 1: We'll talk to you next week and Damn Patrick Jakes
Speaker 1: again
Speaker 3: From