WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Lemons to Rhymes 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:05.560 Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.559 --> 0:00:09.280 week was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:12.560 of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:15.560 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.680 --> 0:00:19.680 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House of 0:00:19.720 --> 0:00:23.480 Hot takes break Free for something Special. The Fifth Hour 0:00:23.640 --> 0:00:33.640 with Ben Maller starts right now in the a Everywhere. 0:00:33.840 --> 0:00:39.680 The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallard and Danny g Radio. Yes, 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:44.200 so happy that you have chosen to spend some time 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:47.920 with us. We thank you, and you know what I'd 0:00:47.960 --> 0:00:51.279 like to do Danny one of these these weeks. How 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:53.880 do you consume the podcast? I know some guys have 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:57.840 let me know that they listen to the podcast on 0:00:57.880 --> 0:01:02.160 Monday or Tuesday while they're working, Like I've heard that 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:05.760 from certain people. I've heard other people say that they 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:08.560 listen to it very early in the morning on Saturday 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:12.080 while they're they're doing crap around the house, doing the 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:14.920 adult adult ing stuff that you don't like to do. 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:17.240 But I'm curious, like what are people doing while they're 0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:20.760 consuming the podcast. I'm wondering, like, what what is the 0:01:20.840 --> 0:01:23.880 number one activity are people on the treadmill. Are they 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:26.679 working out? Like? What's going on? What? What? What content 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:29.440 are you are you doing? What are you doing in 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:33.520 your world while we're barking away here? Now, that is 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:36.880 a good question. My better half would always download it 0:01:36.959 --> 0:01:40.199 on Monday as she was driving to work back and forth. 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:43.160 I would always download it to check it as I 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:46.200 drove to the network for my Saturday shift, to make 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:50.160 sure everything loaded okay for all the listeners. In my mind, 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:52.960 a lot of people use it in their car because 0:01:52.960 --> 0:01:56.520 we've talked about the magic of podcasting before, and if 0:01:56.560 --> 0:01:59.480 you have a good forty minute podcast and you have 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:03.639 a half d that thirty minutes goes by so fast 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:07.559 when you're listening to a podcast, a good one, Yes, 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:11.040 that is true. I also like when I'm working out 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:13.640 what I call working out, which is just really walking. 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:17.960 My right hand was getting a workout, you know. When 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:20.760 I'm doing that, I like to have a good, good 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:25.079 show to listen to because it does make the time 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:29.880 fly by. It's this weird phenomena where you can speed 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:34.119 up the spacetime continuum if you have good audio content. 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:36.160 But let us know if you want to reach out 0:02:36.200 --> 0:02:39.639 to us, we have the mail bag on the Sunday Podcast. 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:41.960 But if you want to send an email, we have 0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:45.360 a special email address that's only for this show, that 0:02:45.560 --> 0:02:47.400 is not for any of the other shows that we 0:02:47.440 --> 0:02:50.360 are all a part of, and you can send in 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:55.760 an email care of Real Fifth Hour at gmail dot com. 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:59.400 It's all letters, no numbers, Real fifth spell out the 0:02:59.400 --> 0:03:04.720 word fiveth Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. And 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:07.360 instead of putting mail bag in there, just put you 0:03:07.400 --> 0:03:10.120 know what I'm doing something like that and let us know. 0:03:10.320 --> 0:03:14.200 And next Saturday, depending on how many we get, Danny, 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:17.800 we can find out what the people are doing, the 0:03:17.800 --> 0:03:21.040 pulse of the people, so we'll have that too to 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:24.600 look forward to on this edition of The Fifth Hour, which, 0:03:24.840 --> 0:03:26.440 by the way, I just realized nobody else might care 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:28.480 what other people are doing while they're listening to Pockets, 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:33.880 but I'm curious, So it for you. Yeah, We've got 0:03:33.960 --> 0:03:39.480 you won't get a lemon. Just like Rihanna House guests, 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:44.360 Pop goes to the culture Backscratcher. We got a lot 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:46.280 of things to get to and limited amount of time, 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:48.360 so let's get to it right now. So we kick 0:03:48.440 --> 0:03:51.720 off The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallory and Danny g 0:03:52.440 --> 0:03:56.280 after a wonderful trip, which we gave on a travelog 0:03:56.920 --> 0:04:00.400 on the Friday podcast. We got back to La La Land, 0:04:00.560 --> 0:04:04.600 myself and the wife. We got back on Saturday night. 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:07.040 You pick up an hour. One of the cool things 0:04:07.080 --> 0:04:11.000 about the time difference between Mountain time and Pacific time 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:14.000 is you leave Phoenix when you fly to l A. 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:16.640 And I usually drive, so this is new to me. 0:04:16.800 --> 0:04:18.719 I know, I don't think I've drew. I've flown to 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:22.000 Phoenix in like twenty something years. But when you fly 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:25.840 back and the time is different, you obviously you take 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:28.880 off at like six thirty and you land at six thirty, 0:04:29.120 --> 0:04:31.039 so it's like you've picked up the It's wonderful you 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:33.720 picked up the hour. It's great. You go up and 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:36.520 it's like, it's ridiculous how short a flight it is, 0:04:36.640 --> 0:04:38.719 but a wonderful time. We talked all about that on 0:04:38.720 --> 0:04:41.560 the Friday podcast. And then you get back, you get 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:45.240 in the car and now there was something I left 0:04:45.320 --> 0:04:49.160 out of the podcast on Saturday. That's a bad job 0:04:49.200 --> 0:04:52.880 by me, bunch of hookers and cocaine. All right, So 0:04:52.960 --> 0:04:57.520 you can come back in my haste to travel around 0:04:58.000 --> 0:05:00.600 and do all the different things and try to soaked 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:04.120 as much of the NFL Super Bowl Week experience as 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:08.040 I could. At one point, let's just say I did 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:10.119 not get a lot of sleep, Danny. I was sleep 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:11.960 to pride, and I don't get a lot of sleep anyway. 0:05:12.160 --> 0:05:15.320 Normally I get four to five hours of sleep at 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:20.640 night during the week, and I probably got over those 0:05:20.720 --> 0:05:22.880 three days because of having to get up early for 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:26.039 the flight and then just working a lot, not being 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:30.159 able to sleep in the crappy hotel. I maybe got 0:05:30.200 --> 0:05:35.040 three hours total. So this is not good. And uh. 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:38.160 We parked the car at the airport, so I had 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:42.320 the car key, and after we got done doing the 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:47.480 podcasting and the radio show with Rob Parker, I reached 0:05:47.480 --> 0:05:50.760 to the pocket that was on my jacket that I 0:05:50.800 --> 0:05:55.280 remember putting the car key in, and there's no car key. 0:05:56.600 --> 0:06:00.360 Oh no, yeah, And I'm like, so I'm going through 0:06:00.400 --> 0:06:02.960 my my pants and then I'm like in my head, 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:05.560 I'm like, well, I put the jacket down at radio row. 0:06:05.920 --> 0:06:09.480 Maybe the jacket it fell out of the jacket. So 0:06:09.560 --> 0:06:12.880 my wife's like, call call wrong Button Bob. Maybe Bob 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:15.480 will find So I call wrong Button Bob. I'm like, hey, Bob, 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:19.000 you know I called him. There's a problem whatever, and 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:23.000 you can you look around for the car key and 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:25.599 he says, sure, no problem. So he's he's going around, 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:29.880 he's looking, and then he gets back and he says, uh, 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:33.000 I didn't find anything. So now I'm like, oh, holy 0:06:33.480 --> 0:06:35.479 holy shit balls. You know, I don't have the key. 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:37.680 I don't know where it is. So my wife's like, oh, 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:40.480 you probably just misplaced that you left in the hotel room. 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:43.800 Nothing to worry about. And we had already left Radio 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:45.719 Row and I'm like, well, no, we should probably go back. 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:48.120 I I maybe he didn't look the right way, you know. 0:06:48.240 --> 0:06:49.839 My head, I'm like, I can find it, you know. 0:06:50.480 --> 0:06:52.400 She told she talked me out of it because we 0:06:52.440 --> 0:06:54.080 had we had these plans to go to the super 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:57.240 Bowl party and it was really the only night we 0:06:57.279 --> 0:06:59.320 had to do anything. So I was like, all right, fine, 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:02.640 you know or whatever. So I looked through everything. I 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:05.400 looked through my bag, I looked through my my cluck. 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:07.280 We got back to the hotel room. I'm going through 0:07:07.320 --> 0:07:09.680 the suitcase. I'll just carry on. I didn't bring that 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:11.440 much stuff because it was only a couple of days. 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:14.680 So I'm going through everything. I can't find that g 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:18.280 D key. I can't find this thing anyway, made it 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:20.600 hard for you to concentrate on the strippers with Rob 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:24.560 Parker exactly. Man, I remember this is nice. It ain't 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:27.920 Magic City, but it nice. But but no, so so 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:31.320 like I'm piste off. I'm like, oh crap. So my 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:33.880 wife's like, don't worry. We have a backup key, my 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:36.360 father in law. She calls her dad. She's like, father 0:07:36.400 --> 0:07:38.640 in law, go pick up the key and he'll help 0:07:38.720 --> 0:07:40.720 us out and then we have nothing to worry about. 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:44.840 So I was like, all right, fine. Um, So we 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:47.600 went out, we did a thing. We uh. We came 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:50.720 back to the hotel, got some sleep, and then as 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:52.720 I get up to go out, my wife wanted to 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:54.160 get coffee. So I was like, I'll go for a 0:07:54.200 --> 0:07:59.160 walk with her. And as we're wandering around, I reached 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:03.840 the upper pocket in my jacket and there's the key. 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:08.239 I don't know where it had been. I had touched 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:11.440 every pocket, I had gone through every pocket. I felt 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:13.200 like I was in an episode of the Twilight Zone. 0:08:13.600 --> 0:08:16.240 It's like where was it? Because I know, and my 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:19.560 wife thinks I was just so tired that I just, 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:22.760 you know, in in my haze, I didn't see it. 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:31.320 I feel the key. Wow, oh my, oh my god, Yes, 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:34.480 I was. I was. I was dazed and confused, is 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:38.640 what I was. I was disheveled. Anyway, So we get 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:41.800 to the airport after the short flight and and now 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:44.760 have the key. So I canceled my father in law, 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:49.400 UH and very nice to get to the UH, get 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:52.800 to the car, getting the Malamobile, go home. And then 0:08:52.880 --> 0:08:56.280 the next day, Super Bowl Sunday, my wife's out running 0:08:56.280 --> 0:09:02.360 an errand and I'm making p and some Super Bowl 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:08.480 food and I get this text it happened again. I'm like, 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:13.559 all crap. And it turns out the Mallowmobile, yet again, 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:19.400 Danny has gone snap, crackle, pop, light show, dashboard popping, 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:26.800 engine failure, engine failure. So for the fourth time since 0:09:26.960 --> 0:09:29.840 last summer, at least the fourth time since last summer, 0:09:30.679 --> 0:09:34.200 my wife had to call the tow truck and take 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:38.040 the car to the repair shop on Super Bowl Sunday. 0:09:38.480 --> 0:09:45.720 And now it turns out that that particular car is 0:09:45.840 --> 0:09:49.520 literally on its deathbed. Danny that we took it to 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:52.200 the repair shop, the place that fixed it or we 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:57.000 thought fixed it the last couple of times, and they 0:09:57.080 --> 0:10:03.160 said the quotea famous boxer no Moss they tossed in 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:05.720 the sponge here, Danny. They don't know how to fix it. 0:10:06.320 --> 0:10:08.280 They don't know what the fun is wrong with it. 0:10:08.960 --> 0:10:12.240 They thought they knew they're getting the same messages they 0:10:12.280 --> 0:10:14.880 got before, even though they fixed the problem. So it 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:17.640 can't be the problem that it fixed before because they 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:20.920 put a new part in. So they told us to 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:24.040 take you to the dealer. So the car is being 0:10:24.080 --> 0:10:28.559 transported to the dealer the Malan Wibile. Meanwhile, we only 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:34.240 have one car at the Mallard mansion, so I'm pretty 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:36.679 much under house arrest at this point because my wife 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:40.960 she's unable to work remotely. I'm able to work remotely, 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:44.360 so I'm pretty much stuck here around the clock, which 0:10:44.360 --> 0:10:46.200 I don't mean. I'm fine. It's great that we have 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:49.319 this um So I've been unable to go into the 0:10:49.640 --> 0:10:53.640 main studio in Sherman Oaks because I my wife needs 0:10:53.679 --> 0:10:56.920 the car to help save people's lives doing the nine 0:10:57.000 --> 0:10:58.920 one one thing that she does, and so we thought 0:10:58.960 --> 0:11:02.440 that was probably more of a priority. Intermittent chest pains 0:11:02.679 --> 0:11:07.280 and I shortness. Top it turns out, you know, you 0:11:07.360 --> 0:11:10.800 won't get a lemon Well the car. It turns out 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:13.960 it is a lemon. And now now we have to 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:15.840 figure out what we want to do as far as 0:11:15.840 --> 0:11:19.440 getting another car, and that means the dreaded car payment, 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:22.280 because it's hard for me to imagine that anyone's going 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:24.679 to give us any money for a car that won't drive. 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:28.520 And why wouldn't we spend more money fixing it when 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:31.720 we could just spend that money and directed towards a car. 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:35.800 So we're we're gonna have to go and and that's 0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:38.960 actually what I'll be doing today on on this Saturday, 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:44.080 is car shop. So good luck. And it's not like 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:46.719 it used to be. Like it used to be you 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:51.079 could haggle and get a better deal, Yeah, not anymore. 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:53.480 Now it's pretty much whatever it is, that's the deal. 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:56.880 You get what you get and that's it. So, yeah, 0:11:56.960 --> 0:11:59.880 you're right, that's what it is. Uh. And then based 0:12:00.000 --> 0:12:02.560 on your down payment, that's what your monthly payment is. 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:05.679 And a lot of the banks right now are not 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:10.720 offering good interest rates to even customers that have you know, 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:14.160 nice credit. The banks are all looking for extra dough 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:17.840 right now as well. So I went through this just 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:25.360 a few weeks ago myself. Not fun, but it's necessary. Unfortunately. Yeah, 0:12:25.640 --> 0:12:28.920 that sucks. I'm I'm piste off. And then we're like debating. 0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:30.880 We were starting to think about cars, and I'm sure 0:12:30.920 --> 0:12:33.400 we'll talk more about this next week because it will 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:35.920 be you get a hot rod this time, Ben, something 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:39.280 I'd like, Well, you know, I could I could be 0:12:39.320 --> 0:12:40.880 on a motorcycle. I could be the fat guy on 0:12:40.920 --> 0:12:43.200 the motorcycle. You'll get good gas mileage, you know, and 0:12:43.240 --> 0:12:45.199 all that you could drive in between lanes. And I 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:48.480 was like, any my wife's throwing out all these different 0:12:48.480 --> 0:12:51.280 ideas on cars that get great gas mileage. But they're 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:53.440 not really designed for big people. You know that they're 0:12:53.440 --> 0:12:56.560 not designed for tall people. They're designed for little people. 0:12:57.280 --> 0:13:00.960 So there's that problem and we'll see what happens. But 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:06.040 the Mallamobile, it appears that we will have a nice 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:10.240 burial in a Junkyard near you that it has met. 0:13:10.320 --> 0:13:12.760 It's de miz a lot of miles, a lot of 0:13:12.840 --> 0:13:16.040 road trips, a lot of good memories in that car. 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:22.120 The car has bit the dust. It would appear, barring 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:26.920 some kind of hail marry situation that is unforeseen at 0:13:26.960 --> 0:13:32.959 this moment, that car is on life support. It's carmageddon 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:37.679 for that car because of your legs, your long legs. 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:41.040 You need an e V that's like a crossover like 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:46.280 those new Ford Mustang's. Yeah, yeah, you know, it needs 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:49.400 to be at least the size of a Porsche Cayenne. 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:54.360 But then I'm like thinking if I get a hybrid 0:13:54.480 --> 0:13:57.840 or an electric type of car, something along those lines, 0:13:57.920 --> 0:14:00.160 like how many miles is that really gonna lie as? 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:03.719 I want something that's gonna go two hundred fifty thousand 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:06.760 miles is what I want. And that's an ugly Toyota. 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:10.040 I don't know that I want that though, Like how 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:12.079 many miles? My wife's like, get a Prius. I'm like, 0:14:12.120 --> 0:14:15.199 I don't fit a Prius. But how many miles to 0:14:15.320 --> 0:14:19.080 cars like that get? I'm curious. I want to know 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:21.480 from the pulse of the people here who have cars 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:24.280 like that, Like I wonder what's the best bang for 0:14:24.320 --> 0:14:28.360 your buck? If you can recommend something, send me an 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:31.680 email and put cars in the headlines there Real Fifth 0:14:31.720 --> 0:14:36.520 Hour at gmail dot com or Ben Mallard's show at 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:43.200 gmail dot com. It's just like Rihanna at the super Bowl. 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:46.600 Dandy g just like Rihanna. Yeah, And what I'm gonna do. 0:14:46.680 --> 0:14:49.720 I'm gonna send you the program from a few nights ago. 0:14:50.440 --> 0:14:53.200 All right, that way you can look at what we 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:57.680 had had to sit through at a gymnasium for our 0:14:58.080 --> 0:15:00.800 twelve year old. If you are regular to the Fifth 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:04.680 Hour podcast, you hear Chloe's laugh often, so you know 0:15:04.720 --> 0:15:10.080 who that is and she's part of choir. Alright, so 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:13.280 I sent you the uh the song lineup right now 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:17.440 that we had to suffer through. Okay, that's a lot 0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:25.440 of words and funny songs, twenty songs. I am high 0:15:25.520 --> 0:15:29.640 tailing it with my post production for CNR. On Wednesday night, 0:15:30.120 --> 0:15:33.640 I get into bumper to bumper traffic to come home 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:39.800 and the concert quote unquote concert started at six thirty pm. 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:45.320 I make it home at six like yeah, and my 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:49.440 Tenderoni is very surprised because she knows it's really hard 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:52.600 to get home through all that traffic. And I'm like, well, 0:15:52.640 --> 0:15:56.120 I can't miss Chloe's opening song because you look at 0:15:56.160 --> 0:16:01.000 this thing and unfortunately her performance part is the opening 0:16:01.040 --> 0:16:08.960 song and the closing song You're screwed. And she's laughing saying, 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:12.520 you guys are gonna be stuck there for two hours 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:18.200 and she's doing this. I'm looking at it, what is it? 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:22.520 I'm still Standing that one right there, and then they 0:16:22.640 --> 0:16:28.160 open with Elton John's famous I'm Still Standing, which also 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:32.680 got popular again from one of those cartoon movies, Sing Too, 0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:36.920 and then she's part of the closer, which is Disney 0:16:37.040 --> 0:16:41.000 Dreams to Share. It's a lot of Disney songs, and 0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:43.520 then right in the middle is a song from a 0:16:43.560 --> 0:16:49.560 lot of Morrisset ironic from her Jagged Little Pill that 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:52.080 and there's a Randy Newman song in there. Well, I 0:16:52.080 --> 0:16:56.960 guess that's a yeah. But it was just odd because 0:16:57.080 --> 0:16:59.640 like all these Disney classics and then a lot of 0:16:59.760 --> 0:17:03.000 more a set, so there wasn't a lot of rhyme 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:05.960 or reason. They were calling it like a Disney night, 0:17:06.040 --> 0:17:09.560 but it was like a weird Disney night. There were 0:17:09.600 --> 0:17:12.400 too many songs. There were too many kids up there 0:17:12.440 --> 0:17:16.400 doing duets. The duets were not a hit because one 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:19.240 kid could sing and the other one couldn't, and so 0:17:19.760 --> 0:17:22.359 they kind of washed each other out. Me and the 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:24.159 wifey were sitting all the way in the back and 0:17:24.200 --> 0:17:27.600 we're being really bad parents because we're cracking up laughing 0:17:28.200 --> 0:17:31.040 most of the time because some of the vocals were 0:17:31.160 --> 0:17:34.920 so out of tune. The pitch was off it's gonna 0:17:34.920 --> 0:17:37.199 be a note for me, dog. And this was the 0:17:37.280 --> 0:17:40.320 Gong Show. They would have been gonged off the stage, 0:17:40.600 --> 0:17:43.719 a hook would have come out. Sandman would have been 0:17:43.840 --> 0:17:47.640 dancing pulling the kid off the stage. All right, Chloe, 0:17:47.720 --> 0:17:51.440 Now yeah, I don't know how much she likes choir class, 0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:55.560 but Ben, let's just say the way, Rihanna got a 0:17:55.600 --> 0:17:59.920 lot of crap because she wasn't moving very well. Great. 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:04.399 It was a pregnancy announcement with her belly sticking out, 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:07.159 so I think a lot of people gave her a past. 0:18:07.440 --> 0:18:10.760 They're like, well, you know, she is pregnant, so how 0:18:10.800 --> 0:18:14.200 do you expect her to be dancing. But some people 0:18:14.240 --> 0:18:17.240 were like, well, still, you gotta you gotta come with it. 0:18:17.600 --> 0:18:19.919 That's the halftime of the Super Bowl. I heard that 0:18:20.400 --> 0:18:24.040 Cavino and rich right, they promo. I heard they were. 0:18:24.040 --> 0:18:26.000 They were like, it's a super Bowl. You gotta you know, 0:18:26.080 --> 0:18:29.240 you gotta present yourself. This is a big deal. Really 0:18:29.280 --> 0:18:32.000 looked like if you paid attention to the show, she 0:18:32.240 --> 0:18:35.040 lip SYNCD and not very well to all the songs 0:18:35.400 --> 0:18:38.479 until the end of her performance, where they turned her 0:18:38.520 --> 0:18:42.120 mike on live for the last two songs. You can 0:18:42.160 --> 0:18:45.920 really cut it up. How is this going to turn 0:18:45.920 --> 0:18:50.720 out for Chloe? Especially that closing song. We're suffering through 0:18:50.800 --> 0:18:55.320 the middle seventeen eighteen songs, laughing at most of them. 0:18:55.359 --> 0:18:57.880 There were a couple of kids that really killed it. Well, 0:18:57.880 --> 0:19:01.280 that's about where it should be, right exist difficulty didn't 0:19:01.359 --> 0:19:04.480 have real music ability. That's within where it should be. 0:19:04.600 --> 0:19:08.640 I would say three out of fifty probably not that bad. 0:19:08.880 --> 0:19:11.359 How much did they charge for this? Did they charge 0:19:11.400 --> 0:19:13.879 to get in? It was a good deal. It was 0:19:15.119 --> 0:19:21.320 person first drink, free, free donut at the end of 0:19:21.320 --> 0:19:25.800 the night. It was free. Oh that's good because some 0:19:25.880 --> 0:19:29.439 of the school stuff around where I'm at they like 0:19:29.600 --> 0:19:31.720 charge money for it. I'm like, what the hell are 0:19:31.720 --> 0:19:34.760 you doing? Yeah, I like the sporting events here where 0:19:34.760 --> 0:19:37.359 I live. It's ridiculous how much they charge. So I 0:19:37.359 --> 0:19:39.200 guess they kind of they got to kind of make 0:19:39.240 --> 0:19:43.640 it up with freebes like this. Now, Chloe, she does 0:19:43.760 --> 0:19:47.080 the first performance, the first song, and her dad is 0:19:47.119 --> 0:19:51.480 there in attendance as well, and he leaves. Chloe is 0:19:51.480 --> 0:19:54.000 making his face, She's looking at us, She's looking at 0:19:54.040 --> 0:19:57.880 her dad leaving, and we're all laughing because we told 0:19:57.920 --> 0:20:01.359 her afterwards, we said, you suck so bad your dad 0:20:01.520 --> 0:20:08.680 left performance. Now they get to the final Disney Dreams 0:20:08.720 --> 0:20:10.920 to Share and we're like, all right, well, this is 0:20:10.960 --> 0:20:13.360 where Chloe is gonna shine at the end of this 0:20:13.400 --> 0:20:16.000 big performance where we had to sit for an hour 0:20:16.080 --> 0:20:18.800 and a half, ninety minutes of my life, I will 0:20:18.840 --> 0:20:23.440 not get back ever. And close up there Ben with 0:20:24.080 --> 0:20:26.879 with she's an alto. Okay, so she's up there with 0:20:26.920 --> 0:20:33.560 the sopranos, the baritones, not moving. She has a sullen 0:20:33.680 --> 0:20:37.320 look on her face, and she is only mouthing like 0:20:37.440 --> 0:20:42.520 every fourth word, oh boy. And now videotaping this because 0:20:42.560 --> 0:20:44.760 I want to show her afterwards, so I get a 0:20:44.760 --> 0:20:48.239 close up. The most animated she was is when it 0:20:48.280 --> 0:20:51.520 was over. That last song ended. Now the applause were 0:20:51.520 --> 0:20:56.400 glorious because all the parents realized it was over. Thank God, hallelujah. 0:20:56.920 --> 0:21:00.360 This concert is over, and the choir teacher is now 0:21:00.800 --> 0:21:07.560 handing out donuts to all of the kids that performed. Ben. 0:21:07.640 --> 0:21:10.320 She was jumping up and down dancing as she was 0:21:10.400 --> 0:21:15.119 in the line to get a donut, and I swear 0:21:15.160 --> 0:21:17.840 to God, her brother tells her, too bad, you don't 0:21:17.880 --> 0:21:21.640 love choir as much as you love donuts. That's see 0:21:21.640 --> 0:21:24.280 I would be just like Chloe. I'd be like, all right, man, 0:21:24.320 --> 0:21:28.280 we're good. Now it's donut time. I I totally get it. Man, 0:21:28.320 --> 0:21:30.920 there's nothing better than a good donut. Did she get 0:21:31.200 --> 0:21:38.960 the favorite donut? And it was quite the experience. I 0:21:39.000 --> 0:21:42.200 think the next time there is a concert, I'm gonna 0:21:42.200 --> 0:21:45.720 be stuck in traffic. Yeah. Well, and got one of 0:21:45.760 --> 0:21:48.720 the oven there, and so you you can master all 0:21:48.760 --> 0:21:50.800 these things, Danny. By the time the next kid pops 0:21:50.840 --> 0:21:53.560 out there, boom, done this boy, we have coming. He 0:21:53.680 --> 0:21:58.719 is not gonna do choir. No, I've heard the worst 0:21:59.000 --> 0:22:00.840 I've never been part of, but I've heard the worst 0:22:00.880 --> 0:22:04.280 is track and field that goes on for hours, track 0:22:04.320 --> 0:22:06.600 and field, and it's a bunch of different events, and 0:22:06.720 --> 0:22:08.920 if you're out there to see your kid, you know, 0:22:09.040 --> 0:22:11.600 it's just a nightmare, just a freaking night I've never 0:22:11.640 --> 0:22:13.400 done track and field, so I don't know, but I've 0:22:13.400 --> 0:22:18.480 heard that's the worst. So we've got the house guest now, 0:22:18.520 --> 0:22:22.240 So am I this this week? I'm gonna be quiet, Danny, 0:22:22.240 --> 0:22:24.639 because I they're they're just down the hall from the 0:22:24.680 --> 0:22:27.719 studio here, the podcast studio I'm in. I didn't realize 0:22:27.760 --> 0:22:30.680 you got guts. Yeah. Well, my my brother in law 0:22:31.280 --> 0:22:35.160 and his fiance are staying with us here in the 0:22:35.200 --> 0:22:38.360 north Woods. They are house shopping right now. They're looking 0:22:38.400 --> 0:22:40.680 for houses, not at this hour, not that, not what 0:22:40.840 --> 0:22:44.360 we're doing the podcast. But as a result, I've noticed 0:22:44.400 --> 0:22:46.720 that this last week, not only did I not have 0:22:47.800 --> 0:22:50.880 an automobile to go anywhere because the mallamobile has been 0:22:51.640 --> 0:22:53.680 down for the count as we talked about earlier in 0:22:53.720 --> 0:22:59.760 the podcast, but because I have a certain routine, I've 0:23:00.000 --> 0:23:03.320 a much been locked up. I've got cabin fever a 0:23:03.359 --> 0:23:06.840 little bit. I've been locked up in the studio where 0:23:06.880 --> 0:23:09.639 I do the show from because that's where i've been 0:23:09.640 --> 0:23:12.880 prepping for the show. I usually would prep elsewhere, but 0:23:13.480 --> 0:23:17.440 I need need no distractions. I don't need anyone yap 0:23:17.560 --> 0:23:19.720 or anything like that, so so I've had to kind 0:23:19.720 --> 0:23:22.800 of stay off in the corner here, and I need 0:23:22.880 --> 0:23:25.639 laser like focused Danny. I haven't had a lot of 0:23:25.720 --> 0:23:29.679 laser like focus. So I've been hunkering and bunkering in 0:23:29.760 --> 0:23:31.879 place because I feel like that's the plight thing. The 0:23:31.880 --> 0:23:34.800 other thing about you know, the house guest thing. Uh, 0:23:34.800 --> 0:23:37.360 A lot more dishes. I've noticed a lot more dishes, 0:23:37.359 --> 0:23:40.480 so I'm the dishwasher, so I've had to spend more 0:23:40.520 --> 0:23:44.800 time doing that. Do you have enough bathrooms? That's the 0:23:44.800 --> 0:23:49.040 one thing I don't like. I feel awkward sharing bathrooms 0:23:49.080 --> 0:23:53.000 with people. Yeah, we have a decent amount of bathrooms. 0:23:53.080 --> 0:23:56.639