1 00:00:00,760 --> 00:00:05,560 Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 2 00:00:05,559 --> 00:00:09,280 Speaker 1: week was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,560 Speaker 1: of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He 4 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:15,560 Speaker 1: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 5 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:19,680 Speaker 1: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House of 6 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:23,480 Speaker 1: Hot takes break Free for something Special. The Fifth Hour 7 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:33,640 Speaker 1: with Ben Maller starts right now in the a Everywhere. 8 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:39,680 Speaker 1: The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallard and Danny g Radio. Yes, 9 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:44,200 Speaker 1: so happy that you have chosen to spend some time 10 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:47,920 Speaker 1: with us. We thank you, and you know what I'd 11 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:51,279 Speaker 1: like to do Danny one of these these weeks. How 12 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:53,880 Speaker 1: do you consume the podcast? I know some guys have 13 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,840 Speaker 1: let me know that they listen to the podcast on 14 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:02,160 Speaker 1: Monday or Tuesday while they're working, Like I've heard that 15 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:05,760 Speaker 1: from certain people. I've heard other people say that they 16 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:08,560 Speaker 1: listen to it very early in the morning on Saturday 17 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 1: while they're they're doing crap around the house, doing the 18 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 1: adult adult ing stuff that you don't like to do. 19 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,240 Speaker 1: But I'm curious, like what are people doing while they're 20 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:20,760 Speaker 1: consuming the podcast. I'm wondering, like, what what is the 21 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:23,880 Speaker 1: number one activity are people on the treadmill. Are they 22 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:26,679 Speaker 1: working out? Like? What's going on? What? What? What content 23 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,440 Speaker 1: are you are you doing? What are you doing in 24 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:33,520 Speaker 1: your world while we're barking away here? Now, that is 25 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:36,880 Speaker 1: a good question. My better half would always download it 26 00:01:36,959 --> 00:01:40,199 Speaker 1: on Monday as she was driving to work back and forth. 27 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:43,160 Speaker 1: I would always download it to check it as I 28 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 1: drove to the network for my Saturday shift, to make 29 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 1: sure everything loaded okay for all the listeners. In my mind, 30 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:52,960 Speaker 1: a lot of people use it in their car because 31 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:56,520 Speaker 1: we've talked about the magic of podcasting before, and if 32 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:59,480 Speaker 1: you have a good forty minute podcast and you have 33 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:03,639 Speaker 1: a half d that thirty minutes goes by so fast 34 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:07,559 Speaker 1: when you're listening to a podcast, a good one, Yes, 35 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 1: that is true. I also like when I'm working out 36 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,640 Speaker 1: what I call working out, which is just really walking. 37 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:17,960 Speaker 1: My right hand was getting a workout, you know. When 38 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:20,760 Speaker 1: I'm doing that, I like to have a good, good 39 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:25,079 Speaker 1: show to listen to because it does make the time 40 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:29,880 Speaker 1: fly by. It's this weird phenomena where you can speed 41 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:34,119 Speaker 1: up the spacetime continuum if you have good audio content. 42 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,160 Speaker 1: But let us know if you want to reach out 43 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:39,639 Speaker 1: to us, we have the mail bag on the Sunday Podcast. 44 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:41,960 Speaker 1: But if you want to send an email, we have 45 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,360 Speaker 1: a special email address that's only for this show, that 46 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,400 Speaker 1: is not for any of the other shows that we 47 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:50,360 Speaker 1: are all a part of, and you can send in 48 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 1: an email care of Real Fifth Hour at gmail dot com. 49 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:59,400 Speaker 1: It's all letters, no numbers, Real fifth spell out the 50 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 1: word fiveth Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. And 51 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:07,360 Speaker 1: instead of putting mail bag in there, just put you 52 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:10,120 Speaker 1: know what I'm doing something like that and let us know. 53 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 1: And next Saturday, depending on how many we get, Danny, 54 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:17,800 Speaker 1: we can find out what the people are doing, the 55 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:21,040 Speaker 1: pulse of the people, so we'll have that too to 56 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:24,600 Speaker 1: look forward to on this edition of The Fifth Hour, which, 57 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:26,440 Speaker 1: by the way, I just realized nobody else might care 58 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,480 Speaker 1: what other people are doing while they're listening to Pockets, 59 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:33,880 Speaker 1: but I'm curious, So it for you. Yeah, We've got 60 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:39,480 Speaker 1: you won't get a lemon. Just like Rihanna House guests, 61 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 1: Pop goes to the culture Backscratcher. We got a lot 62 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 1: of things to get to and limited amount of time, 63 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:48,360 Speaker 1: so let's get to it right now. So we kick 64 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:51,720 Speaker 1: off The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallory and Danny g 65 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:56,280 Speaker 1: after a wonderful trip, which we gave on a travelog 66 00:03:56,920 --> 00:04:00,400 Speaker 1: on the Friday podcast. We got back to La La Land, 67 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:04,600 Speaker 1: myself and the wife. We got back on Saturday night. 68 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,040 Speaker 1: You pick up an hour. One of the cool things 69 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:11,000 Speaker 1: about the time difference between Mountain time and Pacific time 70 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:14,000 Speaker 1: is you leave Phoenix when you fly to l A. 71 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:16,640 Speaker 1: And I usually drive, so this is new to me. 72 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:18,719 Speaker 1: I know, I don't think I've drew. I've flown to 73 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:22,000 Speaker 1: Phoenix in like twenty something years. But when you fly 74 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:25,840 Speaker 1: back and the time is different, you obviously you take 75 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:28,880 Speaker 1: off at like six thirty and you land at six thirty, 76 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:31,039 Speaker 1: so it's like you've picked up the It's wonderful you 77 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:33,720 Speaker 1: picked up the hour. It's great. You go up and 78 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:36,520 Speaker 1: it's like, it's ridiculous how short a flight it is, 79 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,719 Speaker 1: but a wonderful time. We talked all about that on 80 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:41,560 Speaker 1: the Friday podcast. And then you get back, you get 81 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:45,240 Speaker 1: in the car and now there was something I left 82 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:49,160 Speaker 1: out of the podcast on Saturday. That's a bad job 83 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:52,880 Speaker 1: by me, bunch of hookers and cocaine. All right, So 84 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:57,520 Speaker 1: you can come back in my haste to travel around 85 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,600 Speaker 1: and do all the different things and try to soaked 86 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:04,120 Speaker 1: as much of the NFL Super Bowl Week experience as 87 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:08,040 Speaker 1: I could. At one point, let's just say I did 88 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,119 Speaker 1: not get a lot of sleep, Danny. I was sleep 89 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:11,960 Speaker 1: to pride, and I don't get a lot of sleep anyway. 90 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:15,320 Speaker 1: Normally I get four to five hours of sleep at 91 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:20,640 Speaker 1: night during the week, and I probably got over those 92 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,880 Speaker 1: three days because of having to get up early for 93 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:26,039 Speaker 1: the flight and then just working a lot, not being 94 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:30,159 Speaker 1: able to sleep in the crappy hotel. I maybe got 95 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:35,040 Speaker 1: three hours total. So this is not good. And uh. 96 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:38,160 Speaker 1: We parked the car at the airport, so I had 97 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:42,320 Speaker 1: the car key, and after we got done doing the 98 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:47,480 Speaker 1: podcasting and the radio show with Rob Parker, I reached 99 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,760 Speaker 1: to the pocket that was on my jacket that I 100 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:55,280 Speaker 1: remember putting the car key in, and there's no car key. 101 00:05:56,600 --> 00:06:00,360 Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, And I'm like, so I'm going through 102 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,960 Speaker 1: my my pants and then I'm like in my head, 103 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,560 Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I put the jacket down at radio row. 104 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:09,480 Speaker 1: Maybe the jacket it fell out of the jacket. So 105 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:12,880 Speaker 1: my wife's like, call call wrong Button Bob. Maybe Bob 106 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:15,480 Speaker 1: will find So I call wrong Button Bob. I'm like, hey, Bob, 107 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:19,000 Speaker 1: you know I called him. There's a problem whatever, and 108 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:23,000 Speaker 1: you can you look around for the car key and 109 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:25,599 Speaker 1: he says, sure, no problem. So he's he's going around, 110 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:29,880 Speaker 1: he's looking, and then he gets back and he says, uh, 111 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:33,000 Speaker 1: I didn't find anything. So now I'm like, oh, holy 112 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,479 Speaker 1: holy shit balls. You know, I don't have the key. 113 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,680 Speaker 1: I don't know where it is. So my wife's like, oh, 114 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:40,480 Speaker 1: you probably just misplaced that you left in the hotel room. 115 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:43,800 Speaker 1: Nothing to worry about. And we had already left Radio 116 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:45,719 Speaker 1: Row and I'm like, well, no, we should probably go back. 117 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:48,120 Speaker 1: I I maybe he didn't look the right way, you know. 118 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:49,839 Speaker 1: My head, I'm like, I can find it, you know. 119 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,400 Speaker 1: She told she talked me out of it because we 120 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:54,080 Speaker 1: had we had these plans to go to the super 121 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:57,240 Speaker 1: Bowl party and it was really the only night we 122 00:06:57,279 --> 00:06:59,320 Speaker 1: had to do anything. So I was like, all right, fine, 123 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:02,640 Speaker 1: you know or whatever. So I looked through everything. I 124 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:05,400 Speaker 1: looked through my bag, I looked through my my cluck. 125 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:07,280 Speaker 1: We got back to the hotel room. I'm going through 126 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:09,680 Speaker 1: the suitcase. I'll just carry on. I didn't bring that 127 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,440 Speaker 1: much stuff because it was only a couple of days. 128 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:14,680 Speaker 1: So I'm going through everything. I can't find that g 129 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,280 Speaker 1: D key. I can't find this thing anyway, made it 130 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:20,600 Speaker 1: hard for you to concentrate on the strippers with Rob 131 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:24,560 Speaker 1: Parker exactly. Man, I remember this is nice. It ain't 132 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:27,920 Speaker 1: Magic City, but it nice. But but no, so so 133 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:31,320 Speaker 1: like I'm piste off. I'm like, oh crap. So my 134 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,880 Speaker 1: wife's like, don't worry. We have a backup key, my 135 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:36,360 Speaker 1: father in law. She calls her dad. She's like, father 136 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,640 Speaker 1: in law, go pick up the key and he'll help 137 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:40,720 Speaker 1: us out and then we have nothing to worry about. 138 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:44,840 Speaker 1: So I was like, all right, fine. Um, So we 139 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:47,600 Speaker 1: went out, we did a thing. We uh. We came 140 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:50,720 Speaker 1: back to the hotel, got some sleep, and then as 141 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:52,720 Speaker 1: I get up to go out, my wife wanted to 142 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:54,160 Speaker 1: get coffee. So I was like, I'll go for a 143 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:59,160 Speaker 1: walk with her. And as we're wandering around, I reached 144 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:03,840 Speaker 1: the upper pocket in my jacket and there's the key. 145 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:08,239 Speaker 1: I don't know where it had been. I had touched 146 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:11,440 Speaker 1: every pocket, I had gone through every pocket. I felt 147 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:13,200 Speaker 1: like I was in an episode of the Twilight Zone. 148 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:16,240 Speaker 1: It's like where was it? Because I know, and my 149 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:19,560 Speaker 1: wife thinks I was just so tired that I just, 150 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:22,760 Speaker 1: you know, in in my haze, I didn't see it. 151 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:31,320 Speaker 1: I feel the key. Wow, oh my, oh my god, Yes, 152 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:34,480 Speaker 1: I was. I was. I was dazed and confused, is 153 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:38,640 Speaker 1: what I was. I was disheveled. Anyway, So we get 154 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:41,800 Speaker 1: to the airport after the short flight and and now 155 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:44,760 Speaker 1: have the key. So I canceled my father in law, 156 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:49,400 Speaker 1: UH and very nice to get to the UH, get 157 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:52,800 Speaker 1: to the car, getting the Malamobile, go home. And then 158 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:56,280 Speaker 1: the next day, Super Bowl Sunday, my wife's out running 159 00:08:56,280 --> 00:09:02,360 Speaker 1: an errand and I'm making p and some Super Bowl 160 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:08,480 Speaker 1: food and I get this text it happened again. I'm like, 161 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:13,559 Speaker 1: all crap. And it turns out the Mallowmobile, yet again, 162 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:19,400 Speaker 1: Danny has gone snap, crackle, pop, light show, dashboard popping, 163 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:26,800 Speaker 1: engine failure, engine failure. So for the fourth time since 164 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:29,840 Speaker 1: last summer, at least the fourth time since last summer, 165 00:09:30,679 --> 00:09:34,200 Speaker 1: my wife had to call the tow truck and take 166 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:38,040 Speaker 1: the car to the repair shop on Super Bowl Sunday. 167 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:45,720 Speaker 1: And now it turns out that that particular car is 168 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:49,520 Speaker 1: literally on its deathbed. Danny that we took it to 169 00:09:49,559 --> 00:09:52,200 Speaker 1: the repair shop, the place that fixed it or we 170 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:57,000 Speaker 1: thought fixed it the last couple of times, and they 171 00:09:57,080 --> 00:10:03,160 Speaker 1: said the quotea famous boxer no Moss they tossed in 172 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,720 Speaker 1: the sponge here, Danny. They don't know how to fix it. 173 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,280 Speaker 1: They don't know what the fun is wrong with it. 174 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:12,240 Speaker 1: They thought they knew they're getting the same messages they 175 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:14,880 Speaker 1: got before, even though they fixed the problem. So it 176 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:17,640 Speaker 1: can't be the problem that it fixed before because they 177 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:20,920 Speaker 1: put a new part in. So they told us to 178 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:24,040 Speaker 1: take you to the dealer. So the car is being 179 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:28,559 Speaker 1: transported to the dealer the Malan Wibile. Meanwhile, we only 180 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:34,240 Speaker 1: have one car at the Mallard mansion, so I'm pretty 181 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,679 Speaker 1: much under house arrest at this point because my wife 182 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:40,960 Speaker 1: she's unable to work remotely. I'm able to work remotely, 183 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:44,360 Speaker 1: so I'm pretty much stuck here around the clock, which 184 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,200 Speaker 1: I don't mean. I'm fine. It's great that we have 185 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:49,319 Speaker 1: this um So I've been unable to go into the 186 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:53,640 Speaker 1: main studio in Sherman Oaks because I my wife needs 187 00:10:53,679 --> 00:10:56,920 Speaker 1: the car to help save people's lives doing the nine 188 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,920 Speaker 1: one one thing that she does, and so we thought 189 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:02,440 Speaker 1: that was probably more of a priority. Intermittent chest pains 190 00:11:02,679 --> 00:11:07,280 Speaker 1: and I shortness. Top it turns out, you know, you 191 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:10,800 Speaker 1: won't get a lemon Well the car. It turns out 192 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:13,960 Speaker 1: it is a lemon. And now now we have to 193 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,840 Speaker 1: figure out what we want to do as far as 194 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:19,440 Speaker 1: getting another car, and that means the dreaded car payment, 195 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:22,280 Speaker 1: because it's hard for me to imagine that anyone's going 196 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:24,679 Speaker 1: to give us any money for a car that won't drive. 197 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:28,520 Speaker 1: And why wouldn't we spend more money fixing it when 198 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:31,720 Speaker 1: we could just spend that money and directed towards a car. 199 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,800 Speaker 1: So we're we're gonna have to go and and that's 200 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:38,960 Speaker 1: actually what I'll be doing today on on this Saturday, 201 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:44,080 Speaker 1: is car shop. So good luck. And it's not like 202 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,719 Speaker 1: it used to be. Like it used to be you 203 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:51,079 Speaker 1: could haggle and get a better deal, Yeah, not anymore. 204 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:53,480 Speaker 1: Now it's pretty much whatever it is, that's the deal. 205 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:56,880 Speaker 1: You get what you get and that's it. So, yeah, 206 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,880 Speaker 1: you're right, that's what it is. Uh. And then based 207 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,560 Speaker 1: on your down payment, that's what your monthly payment is. 208 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,679 Speaker 1: And a lot of the banks right now are not 209 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:10,720 Speaker 1: offering good interest rates to even customers that have you know, 210 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:14,160 Speaker 1: nice credit. The banks are all looking for extra dough 211 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:17,840 Speaker 1: right now as well. So I went through this just 212 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:25,360 Speaker 1: a few weeks ago myself. Not fun, but it's necessary. Unfortunately. Yeah, 213 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:28,920 Speaker 1: that sucks. I'm I'm piste off. And then we're like debating. 214 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,880 Speaker 1: We were starting to think about cars, and I'm sure 215 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,400 Speaker 1: we'll talk more about this next week because it will 216 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,920 Speaker 1: be you get a hot rod this time, Ben, something 217 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:39,280 Speaker 1: I'd like, Well, you know, I could I could be 218 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:40,880 Speaker 1: on a motorcycle. I could be the fat guy on 219 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:43,200 Speaker 1: the motorcycle. You'll get good gas mileage, you know, and 220 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,199 Speaker 1: all that you could drive in between lanes. And I 221 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:48,480 Speaker 1: was like, any my wife's throwing out all these different 222 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:51,280 Speaker 1: ideas on cars that get great gas mileage. But they're 223 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,440 Speaker 1: not really designed for big people. You know that they're 224 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,560 Speaker 1: not designed for tall people. They're designed for little people. 225 00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:00,960 Speaker 1: So there's that problem and we'll see what happens. But 226 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:06,040 Speaker 1: the Mallamobile, it appears that we will have a nice 227 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:10,240 Speaker 1: burial in a Junkyard near you that it has met. 228 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,760 Speaker 1: It's de miz a lot of miles, a lot of 229 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:16,040 Speaker 1: road trips, a lot of good memories in that car. 230 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:22,120 Speaker 1: The car has bit the dust. It would appear, barring 231 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:26,920 Speaker 1: some kind of hail marry situation that is unforeseen at 232 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:32,959 Speaker 1: this moment, that car is on life support. It's carmageddon 233 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:37,679 Speaker 1: for that car because of your legs, your long legs. 234 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:41,040 Speaker 1: You need an e V that's like a crossover like 235 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:46,280 Speaker 1: those new Ford Mustang's. Yeah, yeah, you know, it needs 236 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:49,400 Speaker 1: to be at least the size of a Porsche Cayenne. 237 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:54,360 Speaker 1: But then I'm like thinking if I get a hybrid 238 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:57,840 Speaker 1: or an electric type of car, something along those lines, 239 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,160 Speaker 1: like how many miles is that really gonna lie as? 240 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:03,719 Speaker 1: I want something that's gonna go two hundred fifty thousand 241 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,760 Speaker 1: miles is what I want. And that's an ugly Toyota. 242 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:10,040 Speaker 1: I don't know that I want that though, Like how 243 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:12,079 Speaker 1: many miles? My wife's like, get a Prius. I'm like, 244 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:15,199 Speaker 1: I don't fit a Prius. But how many miles to 245 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:19,080 Speaker 1: cars like that get? I'm curious. I want to know 246 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,480 Speaker 1: from the pulse of the people here who have cars 247 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:24,280 Speaker 1: like that, Like I wonder what's the best bang for 248 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:28,360 Speaker 1: your buck? If you can recommend something, send me an 249 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:31,680 Speaker 1: email and put cars in the headlines there Real Fifth 250 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:36,520 Speaker 1: Hour at gmail dot com or Ben Mallard's show at 251 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:43,200 Speaker 1: gmail dot com. It's just like Rihanna at the super Bowl. 252 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:46,600 Speaker 1: Dandy g just like Rihanna. Yeah, And what I'm gonna do. 253 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:49,720 Speaker 1: I'm gonna send you the program from a few nights ago. 254 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,200 Speaker 1: All right, that way you can look at what we 255 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:57,680 Speaker 1: had had to sit through at a gymnasium for our 256 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,800 Speaker 1: twelve year old. If you are regular to the Fifth 257 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:04,680 Speaker 1: Hour podcast, you hear Chloe's laugh often, so you know 258 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:10,080 Speaker 1: who that is and she's part of choir. Alright, so 259 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:13,280 Speaker 1: I sent you the uh the song lineup right now 260 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:17,440 Speaker 1: that we had to suffer through. Okay, that's a lot 261 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:25,440 Speaker 1: of words and funny songs, twenty songs. I am high 262 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:29,640 Speaker 1: tailing it with my post production for CNR. On Wednesday night, 263 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:33,640 Speaker 1: I get into bumper to bumper traffic to come home 264 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:39,800 Speaker 1: and the concert quote unquote concert started at six thirty pm. 265 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:45,320 Speaker 1: I make it home at six like yeah, and my 266 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:49,440 Speaker 1: Tenderoni is very surprised because she knows it's really hard 267 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:52,600 Speaker 1: to get home through all that traffic. And I'm like, well, 268 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:56,120 Speaker 1: I can't miss Chloe's opening song because you look at 269 00:15:56,160 --> 00:16:01,000 Speaker 1: this thing and unfortunately her performance part is the opening 270 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:08,960 Speaker 1: song and the closing song You're screwed. And she's laughing saying, 271 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,520 Speaker 1: you guys are gonna be stuck there for two hours 272 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:18,200 Speaker 1: and she's doing this. I'm looking at it, what is it? 273 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:22,520 Speaker 1: I'm still Standing that one right there, and then they 274 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:28,160 Speaker 1: open with Elton John's famous I'm Still Standing, which also 275 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:32,680 Speaker 1: got popular again from one of those cartoon movies, Sing Too, 276 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:36,920 Speaker 1: and then she's part of the closer, which is Disney 277 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:41,000 Speaker 1: Dreams to Share. It's a lot of Disney songs, and 278 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,520 Speaker 1: then right in the middle is a song from a 279 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:49,560 Speaker 1: lot of Morrisset ironic from her Jagged Little Pill that 280 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:52,080 Speaker 1: and there's a Randy Newman song in there. Well, I 281 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:56,960 Speaker 1: guess that's a yeah. But it was just odd because 282 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,640 Speaker 1: like all these Disney classics and then a lot of 283 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:03,000 Speaker 1: more a set, so there wasn't a lot of rhyme 284 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:05,960 Speaker 1: or reason. They were calling it like a Disney night, 285 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:09,560 Speaker 1: but it was like a weird Disney night. There were 286 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:12,400 Speaker 1: too many songs. There were too many kids up there 287 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:16,400 Speaker 1: doing duets. The duets were not a hit because one 288 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:19,240 Speaker 1: kid could sing and the other one couldn't, and so 289 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:22,359 Speaker 1: they kind of washed each other out. Me and the 290 00:17:22,359 --> 00:17:24,159 Speaker 1: wifey were sitting all the way in the back and 291 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:27,600 Speaker 1: we're being really bad parents because we're cracking up laughing 292 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:31,040 Speaker 1: most of the time because some of the vocals were 293 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:34,920 Speaker 1: so out of tune. The pitch was off it's gonna 294 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,199 Speaker 1: be a note for me, dog. And this was the 295 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:40,320 Speaker 1: Gong Show. They would have been gonged off the stage, 296 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:43,719 Speaker 1: a hook would have come out. Sandman would have been 297 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:47,640 Speaker 1: dancing pulling the kid off the stage. All right, Chloe, 298 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:51,440 Speaker 1: Now yeah, I don't know how much she likes choir class, 299 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:55,560 Speaker 1: but Ben, let's just say the way, Rihanna got a 300 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:59,920 Speaker 1: lot of crap because she wasn't moving very well. Great. 301 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:04,399 Speaker 1: It was a pregnancy announcement with her belly sticking out, 302 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:07,159 Speaker 1: so I think a lot of people gave her a past. 303 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:10,760 Speaker 1: They're like, well, you know, she is pregnant, so how 304 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:14,200 Speaker 1: do you expect her to be dancing. But some people 305 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:17,240 Speaker 1: were like, well, still, you gotta you gotta come with it. 306 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,919 Speaker 1: That's the halftime of the Super Bowl. I heard that 307 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:24,040 Speaker 1: Cavino and rich right, they promo. I heard they were. 308 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,000 Speaker 1: They were like, it's a super Bowl. You gotta you know, 309 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:29,240 Speaker 1: you gotta present yourself. This is a big deal. Really 310 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:32,000 Speaker 1: looked like if you paid attention to the show, she 311 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:35,040 Speaker 1: lip SYNCD and not very well to all the songs 312 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,479 Speaker 1: until the end of her performance, where they turned her 313 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:42,120 Speaker 1: mike on live for the last two songs. You can 314 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:45,920 Speaker 1: really cut it up. How is this going to turn 315 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:50,720 Speaker 1: out for Chloe? Especially that closing song. We're suffering through 316 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:55,320 Speaker 1: the middle seventeen eighteen songs, laughing at most of them. 317 00:18:55,359 --> 00:18:57,880 Speaker 1: There were a couple of kids that really killed it. Well, 318 00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:01,280 Speaker 1: that's about where it should be, right exist difficulty didn't 319 00:19:01,359 --> 00:19:04,480 Speaker 1: have real music ability. That's within where it should be. 320 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:08,640 Speaker 1: I would say three out of fifty probably not that bad. 321 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,359 Speaker 1: How much did they charge for this? Did they charge 322 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,879 Speaker 1: to get in? It was a good deal. It was 323 00:19:15,119 --> 00:19:21,320 Speaker 1: person first drink, free, free donut at the end of 324 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:25,800 Speaker 1: the night. It was free. Oh that's good because some 325 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:29,439 Speaker 1: of the school stuff around where I'm at they like 326 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,720 Speaker 1: charge money for it. I'm like, what the hell are 327 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,760 Speaker 1: you doing? Yeah, I like the sporting events here where 328 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,359 Speaker 1: I live. It's ridiculous how much they charge. So I 329 00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:39,200 Speaker 1: guess they kind of they got to kind of make 330 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:43,640 Speaker 1: it up with freebes like this. Now, Chloe, she does 331 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:47,080 Speaker 1: the first performance, the first song, and her dad is 332 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:51,480 Speaker 1: there in attendance as well, and he leaves. Chloe is 333 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,000 Speaker 1: making his face, She's looking at us, She's looking at 334 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:57,880 Speaker 1: her dad leaving, and we're all laughing because we told 335 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:01,359 Speaker 1: her afterwards, we said, you suck so bad your dad 336 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:08,680 Speaker 1: left performance. Now they get to the final Disney Dreams 337 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,920 Speaker 1: to Share and we're like, all right, well, this is 338 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,360 Speaker 1: where Chloe is gonna shine at the end of this 339 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:16,000 Speaker 1: big performance where we had to sit for an hour 340 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,800 Speaker 1: and a half, ninety minutes of my life, I will 341 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:23,440 Speaker 1: not get back ever. And close up there Ben with 342 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:26,879 Speaker 1: with she's an alto. Okay, so she's up there with 343 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:33,560 Speaker 1: the sopranos, the baritones, not moving. She has a sullen 344 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:37,320 Speaker 1: look on her face, and she is only mouthing like 345 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:42,520 Speaker 1: every fourth word, oh boy. And now videotaping this because 346 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,760 Speaker 1: I want to show her afterwards, so I get a 347 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:48,239 Speaker 1: close up. The most animated she was is when it 348 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:51,520 Speaker 1: was over. That last song ended. Now the applause were 349 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:56,400 Speaker 1: glorious because all the parents realized it was over. Thank God, hallelujah. 350 00:20:56,920 --> 00:21:00,360 Speaker 1: This concert is over, and the choir teacher is now 351 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:07,560 Speaker 1: handing out donuts to all of the kids that performed. Ben. 352 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:10,320 Speaker 1: She was jumping up and down dancing as she was 353 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:15,119 Speaker 1: in the line to get a donut, and I swear 354 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:17,840 Speaker 1: to God, her brother tells her, too bad, you don't 355 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:21,640 Speaker 1: love choir as much as you love donuts. That's see 356 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,280 Speaker 1: I would be just like Chloe. I'd be like, all right, man, 357 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:28,280 Speaker 1: we're good. Now it's donut time. I I totally get it. Man, 358 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,920 Speaker 1: there's nothing better than a good donut. Did she get 359 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:38,960 Speaker 1: the favorite donut? And it was quite the experience. I 360 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,200 Speaker 1: think the next time there is a concert, I'm gonna 361 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:45,720 Speaker 1: be stuck in traffic. Yeah. Well, and got one of 362 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,720 Speaker 1: the oven there, and so you you can master all 363 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,800 Speaker 1: these things, Danny. By the time the next kid pops 364 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,560 Speaker 1: out there, boom, done this boy, we have coming. He 365 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:58,719 Speaker 1: is not gonna do choir. No, I've heard the worst 366 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,840 Speaker 1: I've never been part of, but I've heard the worst 367 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:04,280 Speaker 1: is track and field that goes on for hours, track 368 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,600 Speaker 1: and field, and it's a bunch of different events, and 369 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,920 Speaker 1: if you're out there to see your kid, you know, 370 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,600 Speaker 1: it's just a nightmare, just a freaking night I've never 371 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,400 Speaker 1: done track and field, so I don't know, but I've 372 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:18,480 Speaker 1: heard that's the worst. So we've got the house guest now, 373 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:22,240 Speaker 1: So am I this this week? I'm gonna be quiet, Danny, 374 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,639 Speaker 1: because I they're they're just down the hall from the 375 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:27,719 Speaker 1: studio here, the podcast studio I'm in. I didn't realize 376 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:30,680 Speaker 1: you got guts. Yeah. Well, my my brother in law 377 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:35,160 Speaker 1: and his fiance are staying with us here in the 378 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,360 Speaker 1: north Woods. They are house shopping right now. They're looking 379 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,680 Speaker 1: for houses, not at this hour, not that, not what 380 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:44,360 Speaker 1: we're doing the podcast. But as a result, I've noticed 381 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,720 Speaker 1: that this last week, not only did I not have 382 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,880 Speaker 1: an automobile to go anywhere because the mallamobile has been 383 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,680 Speaker 1: down for the count as we talked about earlier in 384 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:59,760 Speaker 1: the podcast, but because I have a certain routine, I've 385 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,320 Speaker 1: a much been locked up. I've got cabin fever a 386 00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:06,840 Speaker 1: little bit. I've been locked up in the studio where 387 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,639 Speaker 1: I do the show from because that's where i've been 388 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,880 Speaker 1: prepping for the show. I usually would prep elsewhere, but 389 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:17,440 Speaker 1: I need need no distractions. I don't need anyone yap 390 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,720 Speaker 1: or anything like that, so so I've had to kind 391 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,800 Speaker 1: of stay off in the corner here, and I need 392 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:25,639 Speaker 1: laser like focused Danny. I haven't had a lot of 393 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:29,679 Speaker 1: laser like focus. So I've been hunkering and bunkering in 394 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,879 Speaker 1: place because I feel like that's the plight thing. The 395 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,800 Speaker 1: other thing about you know, the house guest thing. Uh, 396 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,360 Speaker 1: A lot more dishes. I've noticed a lot more dishes, 397 00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:40,480 Speaker 1: so I'm the dishwasher, so I've had to spend more 398 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:44,800 Speaker 1: time doing that. Do you have enough bathrooms? That's the 399 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:49,040 Speaker 1: one thing I don't like. I feel awkward sharing bathrooms 400 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:53,000 Speaker 1: with people. Yeah, we have a decent amount of bathrooms. 401 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:56,639 Speaker 1: The problem is the one I would normally use is 402 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:59,359 Speaker 1: kind of they've kind of overtaken the bathroom, so I 403 00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:00,879 Speaker 1: feel like it's it is kind of weird to go 404 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,680 Speaker 1: in there when they're because we've kind of given them 405 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,359 Speaker 1: that bathroom. So then I have to walk past that bathroom, 406 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,280 Speaker 1: I gotta walk down the hall in a door, I 407 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,760 Speaker 1: gotta go up another hall to get to the other bathroom. 408 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:14,200 Speaker 1: So it's not to live in a mansion. Well, it 409 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,720 Speaker 1: is the Mallard mansion, as you know. All right, we 410 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,919 Speaker 1: have backscratcher. Are you excited for some backscratcher? Tell me 411 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:24,359 Speaker 1: you are very excited? Yes? Do it? How many do 412 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:27,000 Speaker 1: we have that? What's the options this week? Do we 413 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:32,960 Speaker 1: have one? Two or four? One? Two or four? Dan? 414 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:37,000 Speaker 1: You don't usually go up to four? Yeah? Yeah, I'm digging. 415 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:42,800 Speaker 1: You're pulling our chain there, So I'm gonna say too, well, Danny, uh, 416 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,159 Speaker 1: you got it right? How dare you how do you 417 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:51,520 Speaker 1: get it right? The first one is let's see who 418 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:55,160 Speaker 1: do we have. We have your fee Me from Chicago, 419 00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:59,040 Speaker 1: mean your fee Me. This guy's a big fan, he says, 420 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:03,240 Speaker 1: how I Ben, how are you? Is what he says 421 00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:06,720 Speaker 1: in the headline. That's a great quote of Andrea. These 422 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:10,000 Speaker 1: sports astrologists, he says, I try to catch the pot 423 00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:13,600 Speaker 1: every weekend. I enjoy hearing about the live your lives 424 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,439 Speaker 1: Ben and Danny G. I give this pot an a 425 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:22,560 Speaker 1: plus with a side deep dish pizza hashtag mallar milicias. 426 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:26,040 Speaker 1: So that's five stars. Good job by you, Phoebe. Next up, 427 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:30,520 Speaker 1: we have our buddy Cliff in Nashville, he says, always entertaining. 428 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:34,440 Speaker 1: I love the real Fifth Hour, never boring, always interesting. 429 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,280 Speaker 1: It's a great listen. Do you're Ben and Danny G 430 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:42,160 Speaker 1: share their life experiences. I will miss Benny versus the petty. 431 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:45,359 Speaker 1: I look forward though the next season, looking forward to 432 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:52,480 Speaker 1: the interesting interviews with surprise guests that Danny G lines up. Yeah, 433 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,640 Speaker 1: we will get back to that. We're gonna mix in 434 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,960 Speaker 1: some new and some old people that we've had on 435 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,240 Speaker 1: the past and we haven't talked to in a while. Isle. 436 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,760 Speaker 1: The good thing about doing Benny versus the penny during 437 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,800 Speaker 1: football season? Is that eats up like six months a 438 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,679 Speaker 1: time that we haven't had anyone on. So even if 439 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,639 Speaker 1: we've had people on before, we haven't had him on 440 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:15,760 Speaker 1: a long time. Brian Billy Brian Billick. So that's cool. 441 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,440 Speaker 1: Let's do a little bit of pop culture wonder a 442 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:21,680 Speaker 1: little pop culture. Pop goes the culture, Pop goes the 443 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:39,480 Speaker 1: culture because the culture goes bah boom ohio. Wowoooooooo all right, 444 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,120 Speaker 1: we have a few of these stories. These are great. 445 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,000 Speaker 1: I thought this was hilarious. I don't know why I 446 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:49,120 Speaker 1: thought this so funny. So did you see dateline Japan, 447 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:55,600 Speaker 1: dateline Japan? In this All of a sudden, Japan has 448 00:26:55,640 --> 00:27:01,480 Speaker 1: seen the number of islands in their country double them. 449 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,240 Speaker 1: You probably say, how did this happen? Was there some 450 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:07,359 Speaker 1: kind of volcanic incident that led to all these new islands? No, 451 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:13,639 Speaker 1: it turns out that they never properly counted the number 452 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:18,000 Speaker 1: of islands in Japan, and they use some new digital 453 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:24,240 Speaker 1: mapping ing mapping program and they discovered roughly seven thousand 454 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:28,399 Speaker 1: new islands. I'm not a numbers guy, but that doesn't 455 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:32,720 Speaker 1: seem to add up. Oh that's that blows my mind. 456 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,000 Speaker 1: Seven And we're not talking about like one or two 457 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:39,760 Speaker 1: or ten or fifteen. We're talking about seven thousand, almost 458 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,760 Speaker 1: New islands. All right, No, there was that many to 459 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:46,439 Speaker 1: begin with. I didn't either. I had no idea but 460 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:52,040 Speaker 1: that seven thousands, Like I understand, mistakes happened, But how 461 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:56,800 Speaker 1: could that happen? That's that's wild, all right. New study 462 00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:00,760 Speaker 1: out indicates this is pop goes the call. Your experts 463 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:06,840 Speaker 1: have revealed the happiest songs in the world. You want 464 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,280 Speaker 1: to take a shot. There are two songs Danny that 465 00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:12,040 Speaker 1: have listed have been listed on this pop goes the culture. 466 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:17,520 Speaker 1: You're a music guy. This music psychologist has found the 467 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:23,040 Speaker 1: formula for a happy song. The most uplifting tunes are 468 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:26,640 Speaker 1: at a hundred and thirty seven bpm and have regular 469 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:33,840 Speaker 1: rhythm and structure. Is Pharrell Williams happy in there? Not 470 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,800 Speaker 1: in the top two. This is a study done by 471 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:42,040 Speaker 1: a professor at the University of Sheffield in the u 472 00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:48,000 Speaker 1: k oh UK. But it's music from all around the world. 473 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:52,520 Speaker 1: I've got the top ten here, top ten. Let's see, 474 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:58,560 Speaker 1: uh thinking, y m c A. Yeah, there you go, 475 00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:02,720 Speaker 1: number yeah, y m c A. The Village People, Number 476 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:11,560 Speaker 1: eight World good job by you. How about walking on Sunshine? Maybe, uh, 477 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:15,960 Speaker 1: let's see walking on Sunshine. I don't see there is 478 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,520 Speaker 1: a sun's there's a couple of suns songs, but not 479 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:26,960 Speaker 1: that um nimber light can't stop the feeling. Maybe No, 480 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:28,960 Speaker 1: I don't see that one. A lot of these are 481 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:33,840 Speaker 1: kind of in the same time period. Yeah, they're older songs. 482 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:39,120 Speaker 1: Number ten, I'll give you the top. This is not 483 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,920 Speaker 1: list radio though, because it's a podcast. Number ten is 484 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:47,000 Speaker 1: September by Earth, Wind and Fire. That's a good one. 485 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:52,440 Speaker 1: Number eight or number nine rather as Waterloo from Abba 486 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,800 Speaker 1: Cheesy Group. Yeah, I don't know. I don't think I've 487 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,440 Speaker 1: heard that. I have to go to YouTube. We heard 488 00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,920 Speaker 1: the song we would know it. You got Number eight 489 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,840 Speaker 1: y m c A from the Village People. Number seven 490 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,800 Speaker 1: is I Get Around from the Beach Boys. Number seven, 491 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:12,600 Speaker 1: number six the Sun is Shining from Bob Marley about 492 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:16,200 Speaker 1: Bob Marley making a list. There you Go. Number five 493 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:19,440 Speaker 1: song my mom used to like back in her day 494 00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:25,240 Speaker 1: from Billy Joel Uptown Girl. Number five. Number four is 495 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:30,360 Speaker 1: get the Party Started from Pink. Number three House of 496 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:34,440 Speaker 1: Fun from Madness. I don't know that I'm familiar with that. 497 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:40,600 Speaker 1: Number two on the list from James Brown, I Got You, 498 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:45,240 Speaker 1: I Feel Good from James Brown and then almost sampled 499 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:49,000 Speaker 1: songs of all time and the number one tune according 500 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:53,560 Speaker 1: to this the world's happiest song based on science, Trust 501 00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:57,560 Speaker 1: the science. During COVID, they told us to trust the science. 502 00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:01,720 Speaker 1: Got to be a Nirvana song, right and reveal answers, 503 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:07,440 Speaker 1: Reveal answers. The number one world's Happiest song is Good 504 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:12,000 Speaker 1: Vibrations by the Beach Boys. You behind that. I mean 505 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,880 Speaker 1: it's a happy song, but like the list should have 506 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:19,640 Speaker 1: been happy songs are grandparents love? Yeah, that is true. 507 00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:23,160 Speaker 1: These are these are older tunes. The Waterloo. Okay, we 508 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:28,440 Speaker 1: know this song. Okay, it's definitely that's like most of 509 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,360 Speaker 1: the songs on that list. You read our stuff. My 510 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,840 Speaker 1: grandpa would play in his garage when I was a kid, 511 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:38,320 Speaker 1: apecially the Boys, I Got You, I Got You. The 512 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:44,760 Speaker 1: The formula for a happy song is key major hundred 513 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:48,680 Speaker 1: and thirty seven beats per minute. Time signature says four 514 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:51,880 Speaker 1: strong beats to a bar. Tone has to be bright, 515 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:56,479 Speaker 1: volume loud. It goes verse. The structure is verse coorse 516 00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:03,800 Speaker 1: verse course of chorus, uh and UH seven chords. Short 517 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:07,640 Speaker 1: introduction I don't know. I'm not a music guy, but anyway, 518 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,120 Speaker 1: so that's all in there. But those are the ten 519 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,120 Speaker 1: right there. That's it. So if you get on one 520 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:12,920 Speaker 1: of those streaming apps, if you put all those ten 521 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:16,000 Speaker 1: songs together, nanny and you you're having a bad day. 522 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:17,959 Speaker 1: If you listen to those ten songs, you'll be smiling, 523 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,000 Speaker 1: bouncing off the walls. Either that or you'll be feeling 524 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:25,560 Speaker 1: so old that you need There's also there's also that 525 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:32,240 Speaker 1: possibility well AI is amongst us and bad news for 526 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:36,440 Speaker 1: celebrities like Joe Rogan. There was a video that was 527 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:41,520 Speaker 1: made by a company to promote a sexual enhancement drug 528 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:45,400 Speaker 1: that had Joe Rogan talking to one of his guests 529 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:49,520 Speaker 1: on his podcast about the drug. It turns out it 530 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,800 Speaker 1: was a deep fake. Joe Rogan never did it. But 531 00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,840 Speaker 1: this thing has been bouncing around the Internet and people 532 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,320 Speaker 1: have no idea. It sounds it is the voice of 533 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:03,880 Speaker 1: Joe Rogan, and it's wild and this it's illegal to do, 534 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,120 Speaker 1: but they're claiming the experts there's really no way to 535 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,520 Speaker 1: stop it. Once it happens, you can then kind of 536 00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,560 Speaker 1: control it a little bit, but the internet is so 537 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:16,600 Speaker 1: tough to to have guard rails up. So celebrities concerned 538 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:18,800 Speaker 1: about that. They they've also said, we've talked about this 539 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:22,920 Speaker 1: in the past, Danny, that this will lead to like porno, 540 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:27,680 Speaker 1: they'll be uh deep fake porno with celebrities that we 541 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:32,320 Speaker 1: have to look forward to. Gigy. What else do we 542 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:36,560 Speaker 1: have here? Let's see your page down, page down on 543 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:42,360 Speaker 1: pop goes the culture. All right, so this this is 544 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:45,840 Speaker 1: a story that troubles me. Now it does involve porn. 545 00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:51,600 Speaker 1: Uh so my right hand was getting a workout. Is 546 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:55,280 Speaker 1: now the first we talked about this also Louisiana last month, 547 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:59,560 Speaker 1: Remember we talked about Louisiana. Yeah, well they became the 548 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:02,720 Speaker 1: first date to require an I D for residents to 549 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:08,120 Speaker 1: access porno online. Right, Well, we have an update since then, 550 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:13,160 Speaker 1: seven other states have said that's a great fucking idea. 551 00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:17,319 Speaker 1: And according to a website that tracks this stuff, a 552 00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:21,440 Speaker 1: Free Speech Coalition, there are seven other states that have 553 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:26,920 Speaker 1: introduced similar laws and laws that are positibly in the 554 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,880 Speaker 1: pass within the next couple of months. That means, if 555 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:33,360 Speaker 1: you want to watch porno, you gotta sign up, you 556 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:39,480 Speaker 1: gotta have your i D. Those states are Florida, Kansas, 557 00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:43,719 Speaker 1: South Dakota is on their West Virginia. So a lot 558 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:50,839 Speaker 1: of Bible Belt Arkansas, Mississippi, the Deep South, and Virginia. 559 00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:55,000 Speaker 1: They say that Arkansas, Mississippi, and Virginia are the closest 560 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,480 Speaker 1: to passing the law. And some of these things could 561 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:04,880 Speaker 1: take place in June or July. That's wild to me. 562 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,480 Speaker 1: You know, that's gonna lead to Danny's a lot, a 563 00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,759 Speaker 1: lot of VPNs, because that's the way you get around it. Right, 564 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,480 Speaker 1: You got a VPN. You don't have to worry about it. Yeah, 565 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,920 Speaker 1: because we're already being tracked too much in our lives. 566 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,319 Speaker 1: You're damn right on that. All right, we'll get out 567 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,759 Speaker 1: on that thanks to the we're tracking you on the 568 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:26,799 Speaker 1: podcast right now. Yeah, I know. I can't believe that. Uh. 569 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:31,000 Speaker 1: And we have a wonderful, wonderful rest of your Saturday. 570 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:34,640 Speaker 1: Anything you want to promote Danny anything at all. Man, 571 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,320 Speaker 1: It is gonna be my last Saturday at the network 572 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,720 Speaker 1: for a while because I'm being crewed off with the 573 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:43,960 Speaker 1: NFL people. Oh yeah, so I'm gonna go and have 574 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,800 Speaker 1: fun with Jonas Knox. We don't need to bring Jonas 575 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:50,759 Speaker 1: in from eleven to one West Coast time. And then 576 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:54,960 Speaker 1: Steve Hartman right after that from one to four. 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