1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:03,600 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:09,440 Speaker 1: four minutes after it is today's Strawberry letter. Subject is 3 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:13,480 Speaker 1: is it possible to have too much sex? No? No, 4 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:18,560 Speaker 1: I know a man, We're gonna find out. Huh you 5 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:23,759 Speaker 1: can be under sex. Never oval. Right now, it's time 6 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:26,759 Speaker 1: for the nephew the King of Frank's with today's prank 7 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:33,519 Speaker 1: phone call. What you got parasites? Huh parasites, that's it, 8 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:37,040 Speaker 1: that's parasites. Yeah, I know it sounds a little disgusting. 9 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:41,640 Speaker 1: It makes me hit. Don't worry about that. Very good parasites. 10 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:47,920 Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a Brian. Brian, Hey, Brian, 11 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:54,320 Speaker 1: this is Dr Jacob. Are you doing today? Yeah, okay, listen, 12 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:57,160 Speaker 1: you actually came in uh maybe like two and a 13 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:59,040 Speaker 1: half weeks ago here to my office and got a 14 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:02,960 Speaker 1: physical for or for life insurance. Yeah yeah, yeah, right right, yeah, 15 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:05,960 Speaker 1: everything okay, well yeah, yeah, everything's gonna be pretty good. 16 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,360 Speaker 1: I'd like to see if I can get you to 17 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 1: come in and I you know, everything's gonna be fine, 18 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 1: but I got a small procedure we'd like to do 19 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:16,360 Speaker 1: to actually, uh, you know, right now, you're not approved 20 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,880 Speaker 1: for your life insurance to do until this procedure is done. 21 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:21,600 Speaker 1: So if you don't mind coming in, we we'd like 22 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:24,000 Speaker 1: to get you jaking caro. When can I schedule you 23 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:27,920 Speaker 1: to come in like, uh, maybe tomorrow or the following day? Yeah? 24 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:30,399 Speaker 1: What what kind of procedure is? Well? Actually, I don't 25 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:31,959 Speaker 1: know if you've heard of it. This is an okayosh 26 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:37,800 Speaker 1: for me? I got something? What's what's that? So it's 27 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:39,360 Speaker 1: got something to do with you? What wasn't that something 28 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:42,000 Speaker 1: doing my eyes? I ain't heard with with that? No, no, 29 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 1: ochayost for me has nothing to do with the eyes, No, 30 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:48,680 Speaker 1: nothing at all. We found a little bit of parasites 31 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:50,440 Speaker 1: in a particular area, and what we want to do 32 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:54,160 Speaker 1: is make sure we just remove it completely and you'll 33 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 1: be fine. You'll get your life insurance, you're in, your 34 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 1: family will be great. So can I get you to 35 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 1: come in tomorrow? Maybe Thursday? After new and fine? What? What? 36 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:05,120 Speaker 1: What area? I found a parasites and actually one of 37 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,960 Speaker 1: your testicles has some parasites. So what we're gonna do 38 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,760 Speaker 1: is what what's called a okayosht for me and okay 39 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:14,919 Speaker 1: astrom is actually removing that testicle completely and then everything 40 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,880 Speaker 1: gonna be fine, it's all confined and we'll be able 41 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:19,560 Speaker 1: to remove it. You'll be on your way, you'll get 42 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:22,200 Speaker 1: your life insurance and everything will be fine. Okay, Like 43 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:23,720 Speaker 1: I said, can I get can I? Can I get 44 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:28,600 Speaker 1: you to come in tomorrow? What? What? What my testical? Well? 45 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 1: Only one? Only one, and it's not gonna take along. 46 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:33,440 Speaker 1: It's a thirty minute procedure. But we want to get 47 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:35,440 Speaker 1: you to come in tomorrow or the next day and 48 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:38,320 Speaker 1: we get you to what the are you available? I 49 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,800 Speaker 1: don't wanted for the routine. How I got to remove 50 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:43,840 Speaker 1: So you know what, often times when people come in 51 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:47,000 Speaker 1: for life insurance, these type of things happen. So we 52 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:48,720 Speaker 1: want to get you in and get it out as 53 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:52,000 Speaker 1: quickly as possible. Now, man, I'm I'm went for a 54 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:54,520 Speaker 1: routine physical. Maybe I weren't supposed to be kicking off 55 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:56,639 Speaker 1: this extra stiff man, I get a parasite, man and 56 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,960 Speaker 1: my testically. You don't remove a testicle. Man, I'm twenty five. 57 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 1: I mean my wife, no kids. They were trying to 58 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,000 Speaker 1: be like I gotta move to testico. Let me say 59 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 1: this to you, Brian, You're gonna be completely fine. You'll 60 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,360 Speaker 1: be able to create children, You'll be in a little 61 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:11,800 Speaker 1: normal life. You know, you'll just be um. You won't 62 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:14,160 Speaker 1: have all of them, but you'll have enough to create children. 63 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:17,880 Speaker 1: You understand that. No, man, I can't nay, I ain't 64 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,360 Speaker 1: gonna no, I can't come in for that, sir. Is 65 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,240 Speaker 1: there any way I can get you in the morrow 66 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:25,880 Speaker 1: or tomorrow afternoon or Thursday afternoons so we can kind 67 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,440 Speaker 1: of get this thing taken care of and we can 68 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,079 Speaker 1: get to moving on your way, and that people can 69 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:33,440 Speaker 1: get the life insurance papers together and so forth. Na, man, Man, 70 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:35,720 Speaker 1: we ain't rescheduling now, I need a second or third 71 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,200 Speaker 1: opinion on that. And he's talking about taking away one 72 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:40,680 Speaker 1: of my We ain't rescheduling nothing, man, I'm gonna need 73 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,680 Speaker 1: to see another doctor. Mans, Sir, sir, you can go 74 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:46,800 Speaker 1: around the entire city and see several doctors. I'm gonna 75 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:49,400 Speaker 1: tell you you're just gonna be wasting time. I'm gonna 76 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,880 Speaker 1: try to knock this thing out for you, knocking up. 77 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:54,839 Speaker 1: I ain't agree. I ain't agreed to nothing. Listen, man, 78 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:57,720 Speaker 1: that's just join it to get money, medicine. Nothing, man, 79 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:01,119 Speaker 1: I need to take a third opinion, Blue Brian. I'll 80 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 1: tell you if you come in and let me get 81 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:05,280 Speaker 1: this thing taken care of. You know, I have you back, 82 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:08,400 Speaker 1: you know, big ball and shot calling before it's all over. 83 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:11,640 Speaker 1: You know what big balling should I call it? Man? 84 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,680 Speaker 1: I told you, man, I ain't ain't going in for 85 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 1: none of that. Man. I'm to tell my wife, Man, 86 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,520 Speaker 1: this this ain't cool. Man, I ain't going into that. Man. 87 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:20,920 Speaker 1: I'm rescinding it. Man. You what do you mean you're rescheduling? Sir? 88 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:24,520 Speaker 1: What I'm getting another pinion? Ain't going here for the okay, 89 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:27,000 Speaker 1: But I'm trying to make you a big baller shot caller. 90 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:29,280 Speaker 1: You know, man, what what is your name? Are you 91 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:31,239 Speaker 1: supposed to be back for? You making a little jokes? 92 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:32,800 Speaker 1: Man that you're doing a little play on words. But 93 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:34,839 Speaker 1: it ain't even funny. And I'm calling the insurance funny 94 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:38,360 Speaker 1: something they get me document you think you're funny. Hey, 95 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 1: he ain't funny. Man. You you're making a little man 96 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:42,880 Speaker 1: ain't funny? Man thinking a thing? Man, I have to 97 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:45,680 Speaker 1: getting all of the work that we got, the blood work, 98 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:49,200 Speaker 1: the year and word complete physical. That's when we didn't 99 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:52,360 Speaker 1: realize that you had parasites in a particular area. So 100 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:54,279 Speaker 1: what we're trying, I'm not I don't mean I turned 101 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:56,360 Speaker 1: to make the light of make humor, and it just 102 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,120 Speaker 1: to make you feel a little bit more comfortable. I 103 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:01,559 Speaker 1: apologize all right, that man, you don't want to losing. 104 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:04,280 Speaker 1: That ain't funny. Man. If I had a situation and 105 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,359 Speaker 1: nursing would have told me, then he ain't tell me nothing. 106 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,479 Speaker 1: Man had me thinking, I'm all, now you're telling me 107 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:11,039 Speaker 1: I gotta come in to move with test Man. We 108 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,719 Speaker 1: have to run tests on you, sir. We got test 109 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,840 Speaker 1: back when you do have the parasites, and what we 110 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: want to do is make sure we're get them completely 111 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,800 Speaker 1: cleared out. The only way I can clear that out 112 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:24,479 Speaker 1: is to remove that testicle. Man, it's the man, I 113 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:28,240 Speaker 1: gotta hairsites. Man, may I'll here running on his chests 114 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:30,480 Speaker 1: on me. Man, I'm going to another doctor. Man, because 115 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:33,200 Speaker 1: it's man, I ain't got no parasites. Man, all these 116 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,640 Speaker 1: tests out something y'all ruin me. I gotta remove. Not 117 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:39,520 Speaker 1: that that's something you over here. I know you doctor. Man, 118 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:42,320 Speaker 1: I ain't gotta hari, says Man. I'm following my insut. 119 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,400 Speaker 1: I'm telling him I'm dealing with you because you Man, 120 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:47,960 Speaker 1: I ain't got no parasites. Man, run let me make 121 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:50,360 Speaker 1: you understand something clear here. It's my job as a 122 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:53,279 Speaker 1: physician that if the patient doesn't come to me, it's 123 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:56,279 Speaker 1: my job to come to you and extract the problem. 124 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:58,640 Speaker 1: You're leaning towards me having to come to your home 125 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,040 Speaker 1: and extract the problem. Man, when you want to come 126 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:05,440 Speaker 1: them on? How man you I wish you want to 127 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:08,240 Speaker 1: step with it? How nats out of test this? Man? 128 00:06:08,279 --> 00:06:11,160 Speaker 1: You do you think I'm going from another doctor. I'm 129 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:15,400 Speaker 1: getting another test and I ain't gotta est it, sir. 130 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:18,000 Speaker 1: You've got the parasite, and you only have twenty four 131 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:21,240 Speaker 1: hours for me to get Sir, I have to move 132 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:24,280 Speaker 1: on this quickly. Brian. Okay, dude, I'm not gonna tell 133 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:27,840 Speaker 1: you again. I ain't got I ain't gonna okay. I'm 134 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:35,000 Speaker 1: going this. I gotta It's like it's not something that's transmitted. 135 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:38,240 Speaker 1: It doesn't come from another another human being. It just 136 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:41,159 Speaker 1: developed in one out of every three or four million people. 137 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:44,680 Speaker 1: You actually have it, Brian, I gotta extracted from you. 138 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:48,240 Speaker 1: You try to tell me I'm the man, you know 139 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:52,839 Speaker 1: what I'm coming. It's like the parasite, mane. There's something 140 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,839 Speaker 1: else that you have that I haven't told you about. 141 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:58,080 Speaker 1: There's something else I need to tell you. I got here, 142 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:02,600 Speaker 1: someone I got past I want. Boy, you just got planked. 143 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:05,680 Speaker 1: You just got planked by lifew Tommy from the Steve 144 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:08,640 Speaker 1: Harley Water Show. Your wife a Nika, got me the 145 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:22,400 Speaker 1: plant phone call you. I anybody got parasites? Everybody good? No, 146 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:29,040 Speaker 1: I'm talking about divorced all the man. Dancy Brown, you 147 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:35,120 Speaker 1: take that back right now where they parasized, Jake, you 148 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:38,600 Speaker 1: take that back right now. Jack had set the blood 149 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:43,960 Speaker 1: at you. Yes, I had him. Those are leeches, same thing, 150 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:48,600 Speaker 1: all right? Set up twenty seven nine and thirty the 151 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:53,560 Speaker 1: Nephew was coming to Nashville, Tennessee. Zany's Comedy Club. There 152 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:55,800 Speaker 1: is one show that has been added on Thursday night. 153 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:58,080 Speaker 1: It is at eight thirty people, so get your tickets. 154 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:01,920 Speaker 1: Half of those teats have already been sold. Eight thirties 155 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:04,280 Speaker 1: show added to Thursday night, all right, So that makes 156 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:07,840 Speaker 1: two Thursday to Friday to Saturday to Sunday. And in 157 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:13,800 Speaker 1: a minute they all gonna be oh loud, here'all come 158 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:17,400 Speaker 1: hot chicken pumping to get it. Oh that's oh yeah, 159 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:22,360 Speaker 1: that hot chicken place down next chicken and jokes, baby, 160 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:25,680 Speaker 1: there we go. Okay, So you imitate junior, imitating you. 161 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:32,120 Speaker 1: Here you go, damn it. Yeah, chicken, when I get 162 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:37,760 Speaker 1: down now, Yeah, stupid is on the way. All right, 163 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:42,440 Speaker 1: let's talking about I gotta fight you. Back to Friday too, 164 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:47,640 Speaker 1: sad and Sunday. What if you in the building? Stupid, 165 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:53,440 Speaker 1: stuperlicious is right? All right? Thank you enough. Coming up next, 166 00:08:53,559 --> 00:08:57,120 Speaker 1: it is today's Strawberry letter, Boy, oh boys. Subject is 167 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:02,120 Speaker 1: it possible to have too much sex? That is the subject.