1 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:09,320 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's doing unboxing videos, but he's 2 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:12,039 Speaker 1: using a Thanksgiving turkey to store the presence in. 3 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:13,720 Speaker 2: So watch him. 4 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:16,040 Speaker 1: Rip open that bird and find a pair of Nike 5 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:17,480 Speaker 1: high stops inside. 6 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:20,400 Speaker 2: With Laser stories. 7 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,360 Speaker 1: There segment where we read weird news stories from around 8 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:25,320 Speaker 1: the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got 9 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:25,800 Speaker 1: a laser. 10 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:28,520 Speaker 2: Those other poultry pumps just don't. 11 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,640 Speaker 3: Though they are going to be gizzards. 12 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:32,839 Speaker 2: This first lazer story is out of Germany. 13 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:37,159 Speaker 1: You've heard the phrase drunken debauchery, but how about some 14 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:40,560 Speaker 1: drunken de butchery. 15 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:42,839 Speaker 3: I don't know, but it sounds like there's knives involved 16 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:43,960 Speaker 3: and it doesn't sound safe. 17 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:45,559 Speaker 1: Well, I bring it up because the twenty eight year 18 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:48,400 Speaker 1: old guy in Frankfurt is facing charges after he got 19 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:51,559 Speaker 1: drunk at a bar, fell out a window, landed in 20 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:54,760 Speaker 1: the courtyard of a butcher shop next door, and then 21 00:00:55,120 --> 00:01:01,639 Speaker 1: broke in and started eating all the man's sausages are 22 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:02,120 Speaker 1: so good. 23 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:04,120 Speaker 3: I mean, that is a kind of winning Rome type 24 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:08,520 Speaker 3: of situation. God doesn't put you in that butchery for 25 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:09,120 Speaker 3: no reason. 26 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 2: It was meant to fall. 27 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:13,959 Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe the best part is that no one really 28 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:18,920 Speaker 1: caught him. He called police on himself from inside the 29 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:22,240 Speaker 1: butcher shop to tell them that he couldn't move because. 30 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:22,920 Speaker 2: He ate too much. 31 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:29,120 Speaker 3: Is anyone else worried that these aren't cooked sausages or so? 32 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:30,920 Speaker 1: I feel like when a bear like broke into that 33 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:32,959 Speaker 1: market and got drunk on honey. 34 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:34,920 Speaker 2: And couldn't move. Well, cops arrived. 35 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:38,200 Speaker 1: They brought an ambulance with them and doctors checked him out. 36 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:42,640 Speaker 1: Turns out he was having major indigestion, so they dealt 37 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:44,840 Speaker 1: with that, and when he felt better, he admitted to 38 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:47,760 Speaker 1: bonking his head when he fell, and he thought that 39 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:51,000 Speaker 1: he was just in a wonderful dream and he kept 40 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:51,760 Speaker 1: on eating. 41 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:58,880 Speaker 2: Don't feel good? What am I gonna wake up? Wait 42 00:01:58,920 --> 00:01:59,400 Speaker 2: a minute. 43 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:02,720 Speaker 1: Police say he may face charges for property crime, and 44 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:05,720 Speaker 1: they don't really know how much sausage exactly he ate? 45 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,240 Speaker 3: Dang man a lot? 46 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:11,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah to say this next Lazer story is out 47 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:15,400 Speaker 1: of Canada. Canadian towns come up with a creative way 48 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:18,639 Speaker 1: to raise money, and that idea is to auction off 49 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,639 Speaker 1: the town's name to the highest bidder. 50 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:24,239 Speaker 3: Smart that is wild, yeah. 51 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:26,240 Speaker 2: Right now it's known as Duck Lake. 52 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:32,520 Speaker 1: Well, it's a community of about five hundred eighty people 53 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:35,639 Speaker 1: in Saskatchewan, and the mayor announced last week the name 54 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:40,040 Speaker 1: change would hopefully help raise enough cash for its aging infrastructure. 55 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,320 Speaker 3: Meanwhile, the Ducks are like, that's not right. 56 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:44,440 Speaker 2: We were here first. 57 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:48,120 Speaker 1: As for the residents, they are not too ducky about 58 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 1: the idea. They quickly mobilized an opposition with a duck 59 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:56,880 Speaker 1: Lake Forever campaign, racking up hundreds of petition signatures and at. 60 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,919 Speaker 3: Least one person got that tattooed on their bodies. 61 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:03,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, they say, a new name erases all the town's history. 62 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:07,160 Speaker 1: Plus the cost of updating addresses on everything from passports 63 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:10,320 Speaker 1: to driver's licenses would be even more costly. The city 64 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:13,600 Speaker 1: council didn't really care. They voted three to two in 65 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:17,000 Speaker 1: favor of selling the town name. And so how much 66 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:20,800 Speaker 1: are they asking for? Just a cool ten million dollars? 67 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,919 Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Okay. 68 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,840 Speaker 3: No one's gonna be anybody needs to worry about death. 69 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:28,680 Speaker 1: Everyone on this show is hoping that our own resident 70 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: miser brook Fox, will pony up the dough so she 71 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:36,320 Speaker 1: can name that town after herself, brooks Bay, maybe Brooksville, 72 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:37,600 Speaker 1: brooks Brook. 73 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,480 Speaker 2: The options are really endless. 74 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 3: Brook Lynn, that sounds pretty good. 75 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:44,680 Speaker 2: Oh, you can have a Bridge on the Lakes. Don't 76 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:45,760 Speaker 2: cheap out on us Brooks. 77 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:49,640 Speaker 1: This next Slazer story is out of California. A guy 78 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:53,040 Speaker 1: named Wendell launched a Kickstarter for a new iPhone case 79 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 1: recently that's making news. So what's the big deal with it? Well, 80 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:59,480 Speaker 1: the case itself weighs six pounds. 81 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:03,120 Speaker 2: Wow, what do you're like lifting weights? Answer your phone? 82 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:06,920 Speaker 3: Is it falling out of the bottom of your post? 83 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:11,800 Speaker 1: For reference, normal cases weigh less than two ounces. But 84 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:14,600 Speaker 1: the idea for this is it's so heavy you can't 85 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:17,320 Speaker 1: use it for very long and that gets you off 86 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:18,040 Speaker 1: of your screen. 87 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:21,360 Speaker 2: Put it in your pocket and your pants fall down. 88 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:24,360 Speaker 3: Or your risk it just beefy. 89 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,479 Speaker 2: I've never seen a risk with an eight pack. 90 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:31,719 Speaker 1: The official version he made is six pounds of stainless steel, 91 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:33,599 Speaker 1: and if you want to ditch it, you have to 92 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:36,440 Speaker 1: use an Allen wrench and remove four different screws. 93 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 3: Lay down at night, you know your phones above your head. 94 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,640 Speaker 3: You broke your face. 95 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:47,560 Speaker 1: He's trying to raise seventy five thousand dollars to do 96 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,120 Speaker 1: an initial run. Last week checked he was up around 97 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 1: seventeen grand. That's a lot of donations for people that 98 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:54,000 Speaker 1: want this. 99 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:56,960 Speaker 2: The opposite I feel like supple companies are trying to 100 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:58,120 Speaker 2: make it like just in our brains. 101 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:00,440 Speaker 3: Yeah no, but everybody wants to ditch the phone, like 102 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:02,440 Speaker 3: nobody wants to be the slave, you know, like look 103 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,200 Speaker 3: for yourself. I'm a hash to mind. 104 00:05:04,279 --> 00:05:05,880 Speaker 2: I'm waiting for this to get off so I can 105 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:06,640 Speaker 2: check my phone. 106 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:10,320 Speaker 1: Well, unfortunately, Jose, he's only doing an iPhone version for now. 107 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,719 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and laughed out again. 108 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:18,159 Speaker 2: Each case costs two hundred and ten dollars. Wow, that's 109 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,000 Speaker 2: enough that I would buy it. You know, I only 110 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,560 Speaker 2: buy it. I only waste my money. 111 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:23,680 Speaker 1: But it's two hundred dollars of stainless steel. Can you 112 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:25,039 Speaker 1: so that's pretty high quality. 113 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 3: Has he worked in the shipping costs of just buying? 114 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:29,640 Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's got to be fifty bucks to 115 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:30,080 Speaker 2: ship it. 116 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:33,080 Speaker 1: He claims they're going to start shipping in January of 117 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:38,039 Speaker 1: next year. Get your orders in this next laser story 118 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:42,880 Speaker 1: is out of music, Mayhem. We're entering November, and that 119 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:45,640 Speaker 1: means one of the last remaining barriers between us and 120 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:47,320 Speaker 1: Christmas music is gone. 121 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:50,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's on. 122 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:55,039 Speaker 1: So a poll was created and it asked thousands if 123 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:58,680 Speaker 1: you could delete one song from existence. So no, one 124 00:05:58,839 --> 00:06:02,719 Speaker 1: ever hears it again, what would it be? Not Surprisingly, 125 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,039 Speaker 1: one of the most popular answers was All I Want 126 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:07,200 Speaker 1: for Christmas is You by Mariah Carrey. 127 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:09,040 Speaker 2: It's such a good song. Like the first two times 128 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:09,960 Speaker 2: it plays, it's great. 129 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:11,880 Speaker 3: I like it a lot. It's just been nice to have, 130 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:15,440 Speaker 3: like a couple seasons break, you know, miss it, and 131 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:16,240 Speaker 3: then it comes back. 132 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,400 Speaker 2: It just a lot of people are with you. And 133 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:19,640 Speaker 2: that's for obvious reasons. 134 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,800 Speaker 1: But it wasn't the only song on the list that 135 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:25,159 Speaker 1: gets under people's skin. Here's the other top ones people 136 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:30,120 Speaker 1: want deleted for good. Number six Last Christmas by wham. 137 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:33,320 Speaker 4: Oh Yeah Christmas, I Gave you My Heart. 138 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:38,280 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, it's always in department stores. I swear, yeah, 139 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:39,119 Speaker 3: I can sing. 140 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,919 Speaker 1: Number five the one eight seven seven Cars for Kids, 141 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,960 Speaker 1: Jingle you ready brock one eight seven seven Cars for Kids. 142 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:50,240 Speaker 2: No, it's not all. 143 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:54,120 Speaker 1: Christmas songs, it's just these are any song people want deleted, 144 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:58,440 Speaker 1: just coming off of the Christmas Number four, the song Magic, 145 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:04,960 Speaker 1: the one that's now being used cellosic. Oh, but the 146 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,640 Speaker 1: Magic one, Come on girls, join in? 147 00:07:07,839 --> 00:07:10,240 Speaker 3: You know what? That is not coming up on my algorithm. 148 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:14,440 Speaker 3: As much as we're talking about lives Yeah. 149 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,440 Speaker 2: We're getting served up ozempic ads left and A. 150 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:19,120 Speaker 1: Commercials and if you're not singing the Jardian song either, 151 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:26,200 Speaker 1: it slapsence. Yeah, oh my god, all the drug hits. 152 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:29,560 Speaker 2: We love it. Number three the TikTok clip. 153 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:33,880 Speaker 1: Oh no oh no no, no, no, no no not 154 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:38,480 Speaker 1: everyone realizes this, but it's actually from a full song. Yeah, 155 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:39,320 Speaker 1: I want to hear it. 156 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:40,400 Speaker 2: I'm still hearing that. 157 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:45,480 Speaker 1: That's gonna be people on reels, not tiktoking face. Number 158 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:49,880 Speaker 1: two Alexis, you'll like this one, baby Shark, because yeah, obviously, 159 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,080 Speaker 1: I mean yeah, but also the children are on the. 160 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:56,440 Speaker 3: World need seriously, the Spanish version it hits. 161 00:07:56,600 --> 00:08:06,800 Speaker 4: I will say we are the saddest bunch of people 162 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:07,360 Speaker 4: I've ever hed. 163 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,440 Speaker 2: We love all the songs were deleted. 164 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:12,760 Speaker 1: We Love You the number one song people would like 165 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:18,200 Speaker 1: to see disappear forever, the Barney I Love You song, Yeah, 166 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:21,720 Speaker 1: which is enough where they don't want it, which is 167 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:25,120 Speaker 1: honestly kind of sad because that's what this little guy 168 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:25,640 Speaker 1: likes to go. 169 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:26,200 Speaker 2: To sleep to. 170 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:29,840 Speaker 1: In the background after he's done satisfying Sander. 171 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,800 Speaker 2: Oh God wants rockshom rights to bed. 172 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,480 Speaker 1: So that's sound means laser Storice has come to an 173 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:37,280 Speaker 1: end for the Day Night Night Humper. 174 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:39,640 Speaker 2: We'll be back to do more on Wednesday.