1 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:07,920 Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast? Phone? 2 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:17,280 Speaker 1: Elvis represents show what did you say? Give me your phone? 3 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:19,439 Speaker 1: He thinks that there's a pair in your coffee. It's 4 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:21,239 Speaker 1: the light. It's like, no, put it back, give me, 5 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:24,319 Speaker 1: give me your count there. I don't know. People can't 6 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,920 Speaker 1: see this matter, Bethany can I'm not You want to 7 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,040 Speaker 1: show for ourselves right now? I think so that's all right. 8 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 1: You know the microphone, the microphones are on and the 9 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:34,360 Speaker 1: I know, well, I have my my coffee here, tools 10 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:38,160 Speaker 1: is rolling. We're taping this. Thinks that there's a pair 11 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:40,640 Speaker 1: in it. Well, from where I'm sitting, it looks like 12 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,040 Speaker 1: there's a pair floating. You drinks totally let me say, 13 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:47,760 Speaker 1: let me say thank you? Can I say, let me see? Yeah? Yeah, 14 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:51,080 Speaker 1: now who's it looks like a finger, finger a pair 15 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:55,400 Speaker 1: of finger it's a finger. Anyway, Hi, everyone, I see 16 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 1: an elephant. You see an elephant. Welcome to the podcast. 17 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:01,960 Speaker 1: You should see the school therapist. So the elephants. You know, 18 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:05,400 Speaker 1: it's so weird because if this, you know, we're trying 19 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:08,119 Speaker 1: to we're treating this like we're live, live, like if 20 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,160 Speaker 1: this was anything else in a recording session, I would 21 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:12,480 Speaker 1: have been like I would have stopped the pro Tools, 22 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:15,520 Speaker 1: which is our digital computer, and I would start over again, 23 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:17,840 Speaker 1: because I'm like, that was a bad start the last 24 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,120 Speaker 1: like the first two months of what we just if 25 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,280 Speaker 1: this is is the stupid ship that we talked about, when 26 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:25,480 Speaker 1: the when the and on? This really is so that's us, 27 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:27,640 Speaker 1: So it's normal and it's really so it's okay that 28 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:29,120 Speaker 1: we're just hanging out there and we we just like 29 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:34,880 Speaker 1: started in mundane. How many podcasts do you listen to? Um, 30 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:38,160 Speaker 1: not too many. Actually, I listened to an Acquired Taste, 31 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:40,319 Speaker 1: which is your podcast. I listened to probably twenty different 32 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:45,600 Speaker 1: podcasts total, and half of them are like unproduced, like 33 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:48,640 Speaker 1: friends sitting in a room talking, and those are the 34 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:51,520 Speaker 1: ones that I enjoy more because it's like you you 35 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:53,240 Speaker 1: it's just like you feel like you're with your friends 36 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,200 Speaker 1: talking in a room. And that's fine and I'm cool 37 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,280 Speaker 1: with that too. I just that's not the way we 38 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:01,120 Speaker 1: were trained with it. Since you're living in the box, 39 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:03,520 Speaker 1: you're living in the body. Start the podcast, you want 40 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:06,240 Speaker 1: to read the sounder and like we'll just like we'll 41 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:08,919 Speaker 1: keep this, but then we'll just restart starting. Let's start. 42 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:12,320 Speaker 1: You're in the box, penny like what we should say, 43 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,480 Speaker 1: but no, no, keep it. I don't know. We'll start, 44 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:17,239 Speaker 1: we'll start as if the way you want to start 45 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:20,120 Speaker 1: the show, and we'll go from there. But it's not 46 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:23,560 Speaker 1: going to be as fun. Well you'll be happy, or 47 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,680 Speaker 1: you get to be happy, so don't need happy. People 48 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,600 Speaker 1: still loving the pair and the drink bit, so you 49 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:31,959 Speaker 1: just it's getting more interesting as the minutes go by, 50 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:34,600 Speaker 1: I think, or is it getting more boring because we're 51 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:36,480 Speaker 1: really going in circles. I think it's going to make 52 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:39,040 Speaker 1: you feel better if we replay the sounder and we 53 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:41,600 Speaker 1: start the podcast the way you wanted to an We're 54 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 1: gonna leave this for everybody here. I got to agree. 55 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,880 Speaker 1: I agree with that. Okay, let's start. This will change everything. 56 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:50,720 Speaker 1: Everybody super quiet, It's like, but they take the clap 57 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:53,680 Speaker 1: and they go Take two. All right, and Elvis ran 58 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:58,959 Speaker 1: fifteen minute morning show podcast? Take two? What would you 59 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:05,880 Speaker 1: talk about on your on your podcast? Firm Elvis represents 60 00:03:08,639 --> 00:03:11,040 Speaker 1: a fifteen minute morning show. You know now that I'm 61 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:13,200 Speaker 1: looking at it looks more like a pepper. It is 62 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,959 Speaker 1: like a pepper. It's like a pepper and her you 63 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:19,600 Speaker 1: didn't do what you think? Hey, what we're gonna like 64 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 1: so we're just gonna start with Okay, I thought we 65 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:28,040 Speaker 1: were start started, started up. I just noticed while doing 66 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:31,800 Speaker 1: it looks like a pepper on the set. Take Okay, 67 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:36,400 Speaker 1: look it up. Let's take four to four. What would 68 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:42,360 Speaker 1: you talk about on your on your podcast? Firm Elvis 69 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 1: Presents a fifteen minute morning show. Welcome to the fifteen 70 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,560 Speaker 1: minute morning show. Sitting here with me around the desk, 71 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:57,680 Speaker 1: we have Scary Jones, Danielle Venera. How are you, Garrett? 72 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:02,200 Speaker 1: I don't know your last name, David bro and I'm 73 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:06,720 Speaker 1: Besting Watson. We're here to talk about some fascinating podcast topics. 74 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,920 Speaker 1: How would you like to taste of my sweaty ball 75 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 1: well produced podcast that you love the show? There we go, 76 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:21,040 Speaker 1: I'm reading the times right, let's talk about Syria and 77 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:29,479 Speaker 1: I'm going to talk like Mr Michael Oppenheim. You know what? Okay, Okay, 78 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:32,040 Speaker 1: let's go with it. I'm just going with it all right, 79 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,800 Speaker 1: back to the drink because I had wanted to bring drink. 80 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:36,560 Speaker 1: What do you want to bring it? Danielle to drink? 81 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,000 Speaker 1: I had a problem. I thought you guys are gonna 82 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,560 Speaker 1: help help bring it up on your shirt. I'll be fine, 83 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:44,600 Speaker 1: start over. We can talk about your problem. We'll solve it. 84 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:49,720 Speaker 1: What's up. I'm happy to djil revolve it. Here's here's 85 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:54,520 Speaker 1: my issue. Okay, I have missed going to a couple 86 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 1: of people's weddings, and I've missed a couple of berths. Okay, Okay, 87 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:03,920 Speaker 1: So now, at what point is it awkward to give 88 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:08,479 Speaker 1: a gift after a year when the kids in college? Okay? Serious? 89 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,839 Speaker 1: Why I say this because these people are close to 90 00:05:10,839 --> 00:05:13,080 Speaker 1: me in my life, But I feel like it gets 91 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:16,880 Speaker 1: more awkward as the day goes by. Like this past weekend, 92 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:18,279 Speaker 1: I was supposed to go to a wedding and I 93 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:21,000 Speaker 1: was out of town, so I missed the wedding. So 94 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:23,599 Speaker 1: I got a wedding card check and I was gonna 95 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:27,440 Speaker 1: put money in it check a check, right, and I 96 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:28,800 Speaker 1: was going to give it to them. I was going 97 00:05:28,839 --> 00:05:31,120 Speaker 1: to mail to them because it's still within about a week. 98 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,039 Speaker 1: I think you have up to a year. Isn't that 99 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:35,280 Speaker 1: the game? Well, I have a couple of people that 100 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,960 Speaker 1: I missed their weddings and it's coming up on a year, 101 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,800 Speaker 1: and and you know, oh my god, a couple of 102 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,800 Speaker 1: people it's been like two years. I have a couple 103 00:05:41,839 --> 00:05:44,360 Speaker 1: of people as well, and every time I see her 104 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:46,640 Speaker 1: in the hallway, I go, shit, I gotta give her 105 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:49,920 Speaker 1: a wedding president because I missed her wedding rule four months. 106 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:51,960 Speaker 1: But but is it awkward? Do you forget about it 107 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,520 Speaker 1: after that? Do they think you're addict if they appreciated 108 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,800 Speaker 1: that you gave them something. I think, if you're honest, 109 00:05:56,839 --> 00:06:02,920 Speaker 1: I have my weding, my my cousin's wedding invitation June 110 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:06,240 Speaker 1: on my fridge. So I went to the wedding and 111 00:06:06,279 --> 00:06:08,680 Speaker 1: I said at the wedding, I was like, Jess, I 112 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:11,640 Speaker 1: forgot you will get one. You'll get a wedding gift. 113 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,880 Speaker 1: And I saw her about a year later. I'm like, yeah, totally, 114 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,839 Speaker 1: you will still get one. And she's like, I still 115 00:06:16,839 --> 00:06:18,600 Speaker 1: love you. I don't care. I'm going to give her 116 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,119 Speaker 1: a gift and I'm going to write in the card 117 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:22,360 Speaker 1: I'm the worst person ever. But she'll get it. I 118 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,320 Speaker 1: think if you just own up to the fact, like, dude, 119 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:29,920 Speaker 1: I suck. My buddy's kid just turned three. Boys trip 120 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,360 Speaker 1: if you let them close when they were first born, 121 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,320 Speaker 1: just an f y I it's not gonna fit anymore. 122 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:39,040 Speaker 1: Not more stid talking. Yeah, yeah, she's gonna be three tomorrow, 123 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:42,120 Speaker 1: and I'm like, so, I have a sixteen year old 124 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,440 Speaker 1: and fourteen year old and a twelve year old. Scary 125 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:46,599 Speaker 1: bought the sixteen year old when she was born a plate. 126 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,560 Speaker 1: I still have that same plate. Yeah, he got me 127 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:51,320 Speaker 1: a plate from I don't know what a baby does 128 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,800 Speaker 1: with It wasn't like a kid's plate. It was like 129 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:57,800 Speaker 1: a Wedgewood blue plate. When my second daughter, when my 130 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:03,320 Speaker 1: second daughter was born Goldilocks. He didn't get anything for 131 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:06,920 Speaker 1: my second or third daughters. So it's been fourteen years 132 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:09,200 Speaker 1: and twelve years. I'm okay, if you still want to 133 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:11,280 Speaker 1: give a gift, Yeah, okay, what if I get the 134 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:13,640 Speaker 1: matching plates? Obviously you want. You're not going to be 135 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:15,600 Speaker 1: too happy with that. You didn't like the first gift, 136 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:17,920 Speaker 1: so I said fuck you. After that, I have the 137 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:21,280 Speaker 1: to Tiffany bowls that you gave my kids. Yeah, I got, 138 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:23,239 Speaker 1: I got and I think I got a spoon, silver 139 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:26,560 Speaker 1: spoons those. If you don't want to Tiffany's, then just 140 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:31,880 Speaker 1: give it out as I did think of doing. Tiffany 141 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,640 Speaker 1: tends to have a lot of the same things over 142 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:36,880 Speaker 1: the years. Sure that I could take those two bowls 143 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:39,040 Speaker 1: and exchange it for a piece of jewels. You can, 144 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:41,960 Speaker 1: because they're timeless. Most pieces I gave you, I could 145 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:45,760 Speaker 1: buy myself a bracelet or engraved or anything. Right, No, 146 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:49,880 Speaker 1: if they're not, didn't engrave them. No, I haven't engrave them, 147 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:51,640 Speaker 1: So you can. Yeah, feel free to do that. But 148 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:54,160 Speaker 1: I don't think that's wrong. But I thought about it 149 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:57,120 Speaker 1: for weddings. My some of my friends started doing this 150 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:59,960 Speaker 1: because we're at the point in our lives where people 151 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:04,200 Speaker 1: get married and some people are married for sixty years 152 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:07,240 Speaker 1: or six months. So if they if they make the 153 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:10,560 Speaker 1: year mark, my friend will then send out his cards 154 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:14,280 Speaker 1: as a congratulatory like, hey, you just made it a 155 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:16,840 Speaker 1: full year. Here's the money I was going to give 156 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:18,880 Speaker 1: you the day of the wedding. Here you go. But 157 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:21,360 Speaker 1: it is still awkward on the other side for the 158 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,120 Speaker 1: bride and groom because they see you, they know you. 159 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:27,520 Speaker 1: It's not so much the gift, it's more about the 160 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:31,800 Speaker 1: logistics of covering your ass at the wedding. So so, 161 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,840 Speaker 1: but if I see someone in the hall a year 162 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:37,079 Speaker 1: later and there was a person here and that I 163 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:38,960 Speaker 1: could run into in the hallway and I probably have yes, 164 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:42,800 Speaker 1: and I'm like, uh, they do think it's more awkward 165 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:44,640 Speaker 1: if you bring it up and you hand them something 166 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:47,319 Speaker 1: because they might have forgotten all this time. Is it 167 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:51,040 Speaker 1: the person we used to work with? Okay, so I 168 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:53,640 Speaker 1: have the same problem, but I was I was invited 169 00:08:53,679 --> 00:08:57,000 Speaker 1: to the wedding. I wasn't able to go, right, and 170 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:59,000 Speaker 1: so when you go to a wedding, it's top of 171 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:01,920 Speaker 1: mind and you you hand them a check because you're there. 172 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,319 Speaker 1: When you don't go to the wedding, you have that 173 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:08,160 Speaker 1: like I didn't I didn't go, but yet I have 174 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:10,240 Speaker 1: to pay a lot of money, so you like put 175 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:12,240 Speaker 1: it off and then after a while it's been a 176 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:15,160 Speaker 1: year and a half. Yeah, so I feel like I'm 177 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:16,840 Speaker 1: good to know that I'm not the only one because 178 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:22,480 Speaker 1: I love the guy. Yes, but one of two for me, 179 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:24,720 Speaker 1: I don't know the wife and I didn't go to 180 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:27,160 Speaker 1: the wedding. I didn't. I didn't I didn't gain anything. 181 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,600 Speaker 1: I didn't get a meal, right, but they didn't pay 182 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:33,720 Speaker 1: for me. Yeah, yeah, I know, but I felt like 183 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:36,400 Speaker 1: it was past the point. So I was like, it's 184 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:40,719 Speaker 1: past the point and forget these people from if I'm 185 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:43,640 Speaker 1: getting correctly or having a housewarming next month. Did you 186 00:09:43,679 --> 00:09:47,559 Speaker 1: get an invite. No, did you I did? I did, yes, 187 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:52,800 Speaker 1: But I can't make people housewarming? Wait, I didn't. Why 188 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:55,520 Speaker 1: wasn't invited? Did you guys get an invite in the mail? 189 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:58,400 Speaker 1: I got a text message? I got well. I talked 190 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:00,280 Speaker 1: and them all the time. They said only for my 191 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:04,760 Speaker 1: closest friends. I missed it. Hold On, Tom Si no, no, 192 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:06,360 Speaker 1: no, no no, no, Greg T and I talked about this 193 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:07,760 Speaker 1: on the off air show, and he just came right 194 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:10,319 Speaker 1: out with it. I can't go to the next housewarming. 195 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,240 Speaker 1: So do I bring up give a president anyway? Okay? 196 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:13,640 Speaker 1: But if I don't go to the housewarming and I 197 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:15,600 Speaker 1: didn't go to the wedding, that's two kids. I don't 198 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:20,599 Speaker 1: have to get. You can't invite me just because you 199 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:22,559 Speaker 1: want a gift. I had an angry conversation. I think 200 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,880 Speaker 1: that's why they invited you. They want you to be there. 201 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:27,360 Speaker 1: You're mad that you didn't get invited. Hold On, yeah, 202 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,640 Speaker 1: I expressed that on our podcast. Hold let me just 203 00:10:29,679 --> 00:10:33,439 Speaker 1: make sure Cubby in the room when you have that. Okay, 204 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:37,760 Speaker 1: on the podcast, this one show, no one listens to that. 205 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:39,640 Speaker 1: No one listen to that ship right, was he in 206 00:10:39,679 --> 00:10:42,079 Speaker 1: the room when you have the conversation, but he wasn't. 207 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,800 Speaker 1: Greg T revealed it to me on our Affair Show 208 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:48,520 Speaker 1: podcast that he was invited to his housewarming picnic whatever 209 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:51,080 Speaker 1: it was. Yeah, and I didn't get an invited. I 210 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:54,280 Speaker 1: will say I got the impression that it was couples 211 00:10:56,080 --> 00:11:01,560 Speaker 1: already didn't right now, that means what's the new date? 212 00:11:01,559 --> 00:11:03,560 Speaker 1: I don't know, no new date yet. Okay, well, if 213 00:11:03,559 --> 00:11:05,240 Speaker 1: there is, I haven't gotten I got the new date. 214 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,520 Speaker 1: What's the new date? Oh? My gosh? Was it on 215 00:11:07,559 --> 00:11:10,160 Speaker 1: the pooring? It was the pouring rain day? Yeah, what's 216 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,920 Speaker 1: the date? I can't tell. It's none of my position 217 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:15,559 Speaker 1: to tell you. I can't say, hey, come this date. 218 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:18,400 Speaker 1: You didn't get an invite. And their house is beautiful, 219 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:22,079 Speaker 1: that I was there because I adopted cats from them. 220 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,920 Speaker 1: They what they've done to their backyard is incredible. And 221 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:27,520 Speaker 1: by the way, that's what I told Greg T. That 222 00:11:27,559 --> 00:11:29,880 Speaker 1: would have been my perfect opportunity to hand him his 223 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,640 Speaker 1: wedding gift if had he invited. Oh, it took a 224 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:34,560 Speaker 1: picnic for you to give him his wedding But it 225 00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:37,960 Speaker 1: would be an unawkward moment for me to hand him 226 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,400 Speaker 1: a wedding gift with an envelope and say, hey, buddy, 227 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,880 Speaker 1: by the way, this is from your wedding from a 228 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:46,199 Speaker 1: year ago. Are those spare ribs? Great? It's the perfect opportunity, 229 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:48,760 Speaker 1: but he's not allowing me the opportunity because I'm not invited. 230 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:52,840 Speaker 1: Does the back the backyard have a pool? No, it doesn't. 231 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:55,439 Speaker 1: Is the house? Is the house nicer than your house 232 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:57,480 Speaker 1: and my house? The house is gorgeous, And he didn't 233 00:11:57,520 --> 00:12:04,800 Speaker 1: need my gift, like one of those why should I 234 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,960 Speaker 1: buy him a gift? If he's got a nice house, 235 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,760 Speaker 1: he should buy be a gift. You guys. One of 236 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,640 Speaker 1: those areas where it's like not a lot of houses 237 00:12:11,679 --> 00:12:16,280 Speaker 1: around them, and they have they have They just built 238 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:19,080 Speaker 1: like one of those barbecues into the wall. And then 239 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:22,040 Speaker 1: all he has a lot of things privacy from his neighbors. 240 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:24,319 Speaker 1: At privacy, maybe he can buy me a fence because 241 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:25,680 Speaker 1: I don't have that kind of privace. I want to 242 00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:29,120 Speaker 1: be there now. At this point, you're committed to stick 243 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,400 Speaker 1: with your role. So you're you didn't pay. You didn't 244 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,160 Speaker 1: give him a gift for his wedding. He's probably gonna 245 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:35,120 Speaker 1: have a kid somewhere down the line. Don't give him 246 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,960 Speaker 1: a gift that we should give him a gift at 247 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:41,480 Speaker 1: the party and say, unlike Scary, I remember to give 248 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:42,839 Speaker 1: you a gift, but I don't want to have it. 249 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,080 Speaker 1: I don't want to have a gift standoff. You don't 250 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:47,800 Speaker 1: want you want me to go down there right now 251 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:57,240 Speaker 1: and ask him to invite you? Just don't do that. FaceTime, FaceTime, FaceTime. Oh, 252 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,920 Speaker 1: I have a better idea. Don't copy mobile. I'm gonna 253 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,959 Speaker 1: had him a card signed Scary's name and give him 254 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:10,440 Speaker 1: a check for five dollars left to extend it. Answering, FaceTime, 255 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:13,439 Speaker 1: don't do it. Don't do it, Scary, you're going to 256 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,839 Speaker 1: why are gonna cast thee? God? Do you stop it? 257 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:24,800 Speaker 1: It's embarrassing. Litphone. We're doing our podcast right now and 258 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:27,360 Speaker 1: Scary Scary is upset that you didn't invite him to 259 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:31,320 Speaker 1: the barbecue. Can you invite him to the barbecue? Barbecue? 260 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:37,240 Speaker 1: I said, you did divide just now. No I invited Scary. Uh. 261 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,600 Speaker 1: We were in the we're getting our cars together, and 262 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:43,120 Speaker 1: you said you're going to be out of town that weekend. 263 00:13:44,559 --> 00:13:46,559 Speaker 1: Isn't there a new date because that was the rain day? 264 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,840 Speaker 1: So what's the new date? Oh? The new date? Well, 265 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:53,040 Speaker 1: we're just we're just publicizing. It's pretty. It's June scary. 266 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:56,120 Speaker 1: Can you make it? I think I can make that happy. 267 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,680 Speaker 1: By the way, Cubby, he still owes you a wedding pressent. Yeah, 268 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,400 Speaker 1: we all do. We were just just go thing that 269 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:04,240 Speaker 1: we're all very lazy. Comby on a podcast is about 270 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:06,199 Speaker 1: the fact that none of us gave you wedding presents, 271 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,319 Speaker 1: and it's awkward to just hand you an envelope in 272 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,960 Speaker 1: the middle of the whole. But Cobby, I don't feel 273 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,400 Speaker 1: weird about it because I didn't know you when you 274 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:14,120 Speaker 1: got married. So it's fine. I know. And you know what, Bethan, 275 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,480 Speaker 1: if you want to come to our party too, I 276 00:14:15,559 --> 00:14:17,240 Speaker 1: just figured you didn't know me and you didn't really care. 277 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:20,600 Speaker 1: I love you. I wouldn't be honored. I don't really 278 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:23,400 Speaker 1: work together to work together. But oh good, I'll take 279 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,560 Speaker 1: Bethany's my date, will split the gift. Oh my god, 280 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:29,400 Speaker 1: this having the cats telling the cats, I mean she's 281 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,800 Speaker 1: going anywhere. They're doing good. I'm starting. We gave you 282 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:34,640 Speaker 1: a cat, but I'm glad he's fine. They're they're doing 283 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,400 Speaker 1: very well now. So you want to plug you want 284 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,240 Speaker 1: to plug the cat business real quick? I want to 285 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:43,080 Speaker 1: plug the cat. Yeah, he gave Danyelle two pussies. That happen? 286 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:45,120 Speaker 1: What did you say say? The name of the cat plays? 287 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:50,920 Speaker 1: The podcast is over. Oh happy homes dot org. They're 288 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:54,680 Speaker 1: all rescues, their beautiful Happy Homes inc. Dot org. Yeah, 289 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:59,240 Speaker 1: look what happens when you pay up. Scary fifteen minute 290 00:14:59,240 --> 00:14:59,840 Speaker 1: morning show