Speaker 1: Forever. Hi, Good evening, Sydney, Washington.
Speaker 2: Oh well, you know this comes out in a morning,
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna say good morning, Andrew, afternoon.
Speaker 3: Good afternoon, good afternoon.
Speaker 4: Or good morning afternoon. How about that.
Speaker 1: What I'm trying to hit every time of the day.
Speaker 1: And you just okay, good evening, good night.
Speaker 4: Good night.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, well, good night Marie, good night,
Speaker 2: good night moon, thank you.
Speaker 1: Okay. Well, this is gonna be a slower paced episode
Speaker 1: than the last one.
Speaker 2: Sure is, bitch, sure motherfucking is. Ain't no food coming,
Speaker 2: I don't have no I lock my door. There's not
Speaker 2: gonna be any interruptions. Phone over there, It's not over there,
Speaker 2: not even gonna be looking.
Speaker 4: At the phone. I'm I'm going to be all the
Speaker 4: way tuned in, all the way.
Speaker 1: You know what this says, ladies and gentlemen, A breakthrough, Wow,
Speaker 1: right through? Yeah, Sidney, What did you eat today? Let's
Speaker 1: just get into that because people were really into the
Speaker 1: Cementaryaki saga of last week, and you know, people want
Speaker 1: to know what did you eat today?
Speaker 2: Leftovers from sid can cook? Had a salad again? Did
Speaker 2: some fried chicken, macaroni and cheese? Had some of the cobbler,
Speaker 2: all delicious. Then you know, snapped on some grapes, had
Speaker 2: some blueberries, drank some water.
Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, and blueberries and water. This is this feel
Speaker 1: like the most you've eaten since the pandem started.
Speaker 4: Shut up, that's not true.
Speaker 2: There was a time where I was having three meals
Speaker 2: in a day, and now it's now we do too.
Speaker 1: You know. There was like a there was a little
Speaker 1: like a maybe a two week period of the pandemic.
Speaker 1: I was eating three meals a day too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, three meals a day.
Speaker 1: What were we going through?
Speaker 4: We were trying to readjust.
Speaker 1: Three meals a day. Yeah, I remember. It was breakfast,
Speaker 1: it was a lunch. It was classically classic, famously famously
Speaker 1: the nails. And how many meals a day do you
Speaker 1: usually eat?
Speaker 3: It's usually two, and like the second really doesn't even count.
Speaker 3: I feel it's like usually like a little easy mac
Speaker 3: in the microwave. It's not good.
Speaker 1: Cook yesterday. We have a macaroni and cheek. Well, we
Speaker 1: have a mac and cheese recipe that you could use.
Speaker 3: It worked out in the end. There are some haters
Speaker 3: along the way.
Speaker 1: Well, because apparently a rule is white people mac and
Speaker 1: cheese and black people don't do that.
Speaker 3: I'm just glad that I wasn't the one that provided
Speaker 3: the recipe. I wouldn't be able to live with myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean listen, mac and cheese at the end
Speaker 2: of the day can be made all different types of
Speaker 2: ways and has so many different type of recipes, and
Speaker 2: not one is the end all be all.
Speaker 4: So people just need to calm down.
Speaker 2: And when you look at a recipe and it doesn't
Speaker 2: look like yours, that's okay, that's okay, it's fine.
Speaker 1: I think people need to calm down in general.
Speaker 2: Mm hm, you know.
Speaker 1: I think emotions are real high m and people don't
Speaker 1: really have anything else to do. So sick can Cook
Speaker 1: is real interactive. That's sometimes those people that are watching
Speaker 1: that haven't talked to anybody all day, so they're all
Speaker 1: sick and cook going crazy in the comments because that's
Speaker 1: what they have.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Somebody was messaging me like a few weeks ago and
Speaker 2: they were like, pandemic anger is a real thing. So
Speaker 2: it's like they it's anger from the pandemic, but it's
Speaker 2: displaced because it's it's in the You're directing it to
Speaker 2: the wrong person. So you're mad about everything that's going
Speaker 2: on in the world. But and then when you finally
Speaker 2: get a chance to let off, you're firing at the
Speaker 2: wrong target. And I feel like sometimes that happens, that
Speaker 2: happens to me, you know, And but it's fine.
Speaker 4: We are going to get through it.
Speaker 1: Marie, it's Sydney. You're real calming today. Okay, do you
Speaker 1: have a good day? Then, I guess yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean, listen, we talked last night. You know.
Speaker 2: I realize that when I'm having a hard week or
Speaker 2: a bad time, it's it's okay to just cancel.
Speaker 4: Just just cancel, just move to.
Speaker 1: I love a sorry for the inconvenience, but I can't
Speaker 1: make it. I love that.
Speaker 3: Do you ever send a sorry for the inconvenience? I
Speaker 3: feel like you're just straight up like, no, I'm not coming.
Speaker 1: No, that's not necessarily true. Sometimes I do that, like
Speaker 1: if I know it's something that like like when we
Speaker 1: were outside, for example, if I was like late to
Speaker 1: a show and I was like, ultimately, this is not
Speaker 1: gonna I'm not gonna get anything out of this, I
Speaker 1: would say sorry for the inconvenience. And I always say
Speaker 1: sorry when I'm running late. But like sometimes like if
Speaker 1: they were like, oh, we have you closing out the
Speaker 1: show a headliner. If I know I'm not going to
Speaker 1: make it to that show, I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
Speaker 1: You know, sometimes I said yes and that was an inconvenience,
Speaker 1: so I'm.
Speaker 4: Not wrong anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and do you think I just no show, no call,
Speaker 1: no show.
Speaker 3: There have been times recording this podcast where you're simply
Speaker 3: like no and simply sorry for the inconvenience. Would have
Speaker 3: you know, went a little bit further.
Speaker 1: But it's okay, who am I convenience? And who am
Speaker 1: I open? Open forum solo episode? Who am I inconvenience?
Speaker 1: In me.
Speaker 3: In Sydney? Potentially if if she thought we were going
Speaker 3: to be recording at this time, m hmm, okay, well
Speaker 3: I guess we'll put it.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't with HR.
Speaker 3: I don't want to get into it simply just making
Speaker 3: uh you know, blackest.
Speaker 2: We want this over, they said. He was real quiet
Speaker 2: last episode. He said it is time, It's Andrew's time.
Speaker 1: He said.
Speaker 2: There, he said, those paper plates are clapping right now.
Speaker 1: Sorry inconvenience that I've inconvenienced you with.
Speaker 3: Thank you, it's all forgiven. I'm sorry for having you
Speaker 3: on as the first guest last night on sid Can Cook.
Speaker 3: I really thought that would be a good idea, but
Speaker 3: clearly you were not well.
Speaker 1: Walk us through why you thought that was a good idea,
Speaker 1: walk us through what process.
Speaker 3: Of course, I figured that you would ask, And essentially
Speaker 3: what I was thinking was, obviously, you and Sydney have
Speaker 3: this dynamic together that people really love and they they
Speaker 3: love to see you together and playing off of each other.
Speaker 3: And so I'm thinking, hey, if Sydney's going live and Marie,
Speaker 3: they get the notification Sydney Washington is going live with Rezy, right,
Speaker 3: then they they tune in because they're like, I love
Speaker 3: them together, let me check this out, and they stay
Speaker 3: for the entire show. You clearly hated the idea, and
Speaker 3: that's okay. Not every idea is going to land.
Speaker 1: You know why I didn't necessary. I see what you're saying,
Speaker 1: I'll received dead, okay, And I see how logically for
Speaker 1: you that made sense. But I feel like yesterday when
Speaker 1: I log on, first of all, the energy was already
Speaker 1: off for me.
Speaker 4: And then why was it off?
Speaker 1: Well, because it was like you were like, you have
Speaker 1: to update the app, and oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: Get on and that is, and I'm in the comments
Speaker 1: like talking, and Sydney's like, well I don't see Marine Marie.
Speaker 1: He's not here. Of course she's late. And I'm in
Speaker 1: the comments. And then I was like, all right, well
Speaker 1: I guess I'll I'll leave and come back, leave and
Speaker 1: come back. Still can't get in.
Speaker 3: No, sorry for the inconvenience.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well I.
Speaker 1: Didn't make the Instagram was making everybody up there last night.
Speaker 4: It was it was I don't know what that was about.
Speaker 1: And it was like, well when did this new update
Speaker 1: come out Instagram? And what is it?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 4: You know, but also I.
Speaker 1: Also like accidentally updated my phone recently, so I think
Speaker 1: maybe that's why I have to update my Instagram.
Speaker 4: Oh is that what it is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it'd be like update now tonight, try tomorrow,
Speaker 1: like I always hit try tomorrow. And then it just
Speaker 1: you hit a point where they're like, we did it
Speaker 1: while you were sleeping. You took an app page, Yes,
Speaker 1: well here you go new emojis, so anyway, but yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I mean, Sidney, I didn't even I don't
Speaker 1: know if you've talked about it at the very very
Speaker 1: top about like how you were feeling feeling last week.
Speaker 1: But I feel like I feel like maybe that wasn't
Speaker 1: in the beginning of Sick and Cooks I did.
Speaker 4: I actually told them that this this is the next
Speaker 4: month is the last episode.
Speaker 2: I said that up top, I said, thank you for
Speaker 2: your services, guys, But you know, I've this is you know,
Speaker 2: it's the show is a lot and you know, I
Speaker 2: gotta go.
Speaker 4: And everybody was like, no, wait, hold us, hold on.
Speaker 2: They're like, Sydney says this every third episode.
Speaker 1: You do say that often, you do say it often.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but like it's it started out as something that
Speaker 5: was like fun and like has something to do on
Speaker 5: a Sunday night that like you were talking to what
Speaker 5: your friends about, like you bring your.
Speaker 1: Friends on and you have a key key, But it
Speaker 1: doesn't feel like that's what it is anymore. So you know,
Speaker 1: maybe a hard reset and come back, maybe restore the
Speaker 1: factory settings.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think, well, I mean it's it's it was.
Speaker 2: It is a fun show. But I mean you also
Speaker 2: have to be a certain type of person to take
Speaker 2: that much one criticism, that much chaos and also be
Speaker 2: in control. So it's it's not it's not crazy for
Speaker 2: me to feel the way I feel because I put
Speaker 2: a lot of energy into it. Like people can pop
Speaker 2: in and come in and you know, make a comment,
Speaker 2: but like I'm the one trying to get the recipes,
Speaker 2: going to the store, getting every chopping everything up, setting
Speaker 2: everything up. It's you know, it's it's a lot.
Speaker 1: We're not calling you crazy. I realized last night after
Speaker 1: I got off Sick and Cook, I was like, that
Speaker 1: show gives me anxiety too. I never feel funny on it.
Speaker 1: I feel like you always stressed when I talk to you,
Speaker 1: and then when I come, as soon as my face
Speaker 1: pops up, you already be like yes, Marie. And it's like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't even say my god, Andrew am
Speaker 1: I That's just that's how it feels to me.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's a it's a stressful show. I think
Speaker 3: that's the appeal though, right, but it is hard. I
Speaker 3: imagine as a guest, Yes.
Speaker 1: Listen, my friend is dressed. She said, I'm the worst person,
Speaker 1: the worst guest on the show. Let's bring it back in.
Speaker 4: And it's like, I didn't say that you were the
Speaker 4: worst guests, and you.
Speaker 1: Said the meanest or the you were like, it's it's
Speaker 1: Marie first, and then Langston and I was like, well,
Speaker 1: and then you're like, come on, bitch, And then I
Speaker 1: get in and you're like, You're like, well, why are
Speaker 1: you yelling at me? And I'm like, well, I'm a girl.
Speaker 1: Like I was like, I don't like the way I
Speaker 1: feel like I always look ugly on sid Can Cook.
Speaker 1: I'm not Damn, I'm not doing sid Can Cook no more.
Speaker 1: This is my That's that was my That was my
Speaker 1: farewell tour last night.
Speaker 4: Who what Marie? Are you serious?
Speaker 1: I'm being so serious every time I do that show.
Speaker 1: If I've done the show how many times you think
Speaker 1: I've done that show, like ten times?
Speaker 4: So many times?
Speaker 1: If I've done it ten times, then eight of those
Speaker 1: times I get off the live and I'm like, oh man,
Speaker 1: I could have said this. I could have said that.
Speaker 1: I could have talked about it, like I'm thinking about
Speaker 1: all the stuff that I didn't say.
Speaker 2: And you're but then you replay it back, and Andrew,
Speaker 2: you're one of the funniest people.
Speaker 4: People are, like, Marie has to come in, You're the funniest.
Speaker 4: I say, I.
Speaker 1: Didn't feel funny yesterday.
Speaker 2: Sis, I'm saying, well, I think it's because you had
Speaker 2: to worry about the recipe but whenever you come in,
Speaker 2: you never have to worry about the recipe because you're
Speaker 2: always at the end when things already done. You're just
Speaker 2: roasting like the whole situation. You're like, girl, when y'all
Speaker 2: first started, like you give us the playback?
Speaker 1: Right? But yes, I was like, Oh, I was like,
Speaker 1: I gotta pray about this. I said, Lord, I said, Lord,
Speaker 1: should I still be friends with Sydney after this?
Speaker 4: Oh? My god? Are you serious?
Speaker 1: And my god, my god, this got to be episode
Speaker 1: of the podcast too.
Speaker 4: I said Langston was mean?
Speaker 2: But Langston again the funny he what I said, you
Speaker 2: were first, and then him by far the funniest.
Speaker 4: Yes, mean in a good way. You your your bio
Speaker 4: in Twitter is the mean friend.
Speaker 2: Like It's like when I say mean, I'm not saying
Speaker 2: like you're really mean.
Speaker 1: Yes yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes, but I'm saying
Speaker 1: when I do it, it makes me anxious. It makes
Speaker 1: me feel a way I think because like I'm not
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm in the moment and I'm trying
Speaker 1: to like I don't I don't know, I don't know
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to do, but I feel like whatever
Speaker 1: I get on sick and cook. I don't do it.
Speaker 1: So it's like you're.
Speaker 4: A grand You're great in the comments too.
Speaker 1: Well that you know what. That's where I'm lived in
Speaker 1: since me and Alex English in the comments.
Speaker 3: Alex English every fifteen seconds.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and Larry Owens.
Speaker 1: But Larry Owens loves a poppin. He'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say hi, And Sidney'd be like,
Speaker 1: well you have to go. Yeah, and he's like, well,
Speaker 1: Patty Mannings is in the comments, and.
Speaker 3: She said, and here's Larry with the comments. Yeah.
Speaker 2: He's like, I trust Patty Mayo. And I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, well should I just bring Patty in?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have no idea, but I.
Speaker 2: Marie I said last night, I said, it just we
Speaker 2: need a we need a sid can cook with Jess, Marie,
Speaker 2: Marie and Sydney.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Andrew said he doesn't like that.
Speaker 4: He doesn't like that idea.
Speaker 1: Why.
Speaker 3: I just think that would be I mean your two
Speaker 3: segments last night, Murray. I was watching them with someone
Speaker 3: else and we were both just really taken back. You're
Speaker 3: very critical. It is it is. It would be a
Speaker 3: very hard, like three hours of cooking.
Speaker 4: It wouldn't be a three hour it wouldn't been three
Speaker 4: I think if.
Speaker 1: Me and Sydney did an All Sid Can Cook episode together,
Speaker 1: we would both have to be making the same thing,
Speaker 1: or we would have to be making something real simple.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we would do something simple. Yeah, we would do
Speaker 2: something simple. We wouldn't because, like the first time I
Speaker 2: did it, it was just.
Speaker 4: With Marie.
Speaker 1: And men.
Speaker 4: It was there.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she came in when the stuff was on fire,
Speaker 2: But for the most part it was you and you
Speaker 2: didn't have the recipe at all, And that's why it
Speaker 2: was even funnier because it was me trying to listen.
Speaker 1: I'm telling y'all right now that I am on a
Speaker 1: hiatus from Sid Can Cook.
Speaker 4: Like breaking up families.
Speaker 1: It's split level. We are in splitsville right now. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna I'm mind my business in front of my
Speaker 1: blue couch and sit in the dark.
Speaker 3: I just how are you on hiatus? If there's only
Speaker 3: one episode.
Speaker 1: Left, that's exactly I'm on Hya.
Speaker 3: You've already made your your final appearance.
Speaker 1: Yes, that was it. That was me at Madison Square
Speaker 1: Garden last night. That was one night only I did it.
Speaker 1: That was me at the wind that was me at
Speaker 1: Palm's Hotel that I didn't anyway, whatever, I feel like
Speaker 1: we talked and I feel better today, but like I
Speaker 1: didn't feel good yesterday, So you know that's me. I
Speaker 1: don't think that I'm being I don't. I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to be critical. I feel like I'm recapping things and
Speaker 1: my tone sounds critical, but like, yeah, so it sounds
Speaker 1: to critique.
Speaker 2: I know it sounds I'm not critiquing, but you know
Speaker 2: my tone is oh my god, hilarity. And you know,
Speaker 2: speaking of tone or not bad, I love it. I
Speaker 2: mean people were like, you guys cannot fight on the
Speaker 2: podcast anymore. I don't want to hear it. I don't
Speaker 2: want to hear it. It's no someone said I won't
Speaker 2: be called. I won't be listening again.
Speaker 1: I hated it.
Speaker 4: Y'all had a good run.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you had a good run though. Thanks. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's fine. I mean it's not like we have in
Speaker 1: full blowouts on here. Any argument I think that we've
Speaker 1: ever had on the podcast has been about food.
Speaker 2: Low Ki Marie, Yeah, the cereal. Yes, that was crazy.
Speaker 2: Never forget never fucking that was That was the conversation
Speaker 2: of the decade.
Speaker 1: And what's the cereal around this time?
Speaker 2: It was earlier. It was earlier. It was like like
Speaker 2: January or February. Yeah, it was January because me and
Speaker 2: Carolina didn't speak for a month.
Speaker 1: And look at you guys now butt buddies.
Speaker 4: I mean, she won't allow me not to be butt
Speaker 4: buddies with her.
Speaker 1: You guys are the twins that? What's that? What was
Speaker 1: the Sweet Valley High? Do you know what I'm talking about? Whatever?
Speaker 1: You guys are Tea and Tamara Sidney. You say that
Speaker 1: she won't allow you to not be bud buddies with her,
Speaker 1: But y'all do, and y'all do a lot of the
Speaker 1: same things and have a lot of the same taste.
Speaker 1: The only difference is she's aver Latina and married and
Speaker 1: straight and you are black and lesbian.
Speaker 4: And she would not stop mentioning.
Speaker 2: That me and Hommiday Matt oh my god, I mean
Speaker 2: Chloe and out dumn no that this person was there
Speaker 2: when Hamiday had his traditional African garboring.
Speaker 4: She would not And then she got on there with Marie.
Speaker 2: Marie, did you know that Hommiday was like, girl, you
Speaker 2: gotta get on your own life to talk about Hammaday
Speaker 2: I was like.
Speaker 1: Let's see if I can get her to tell this
Speaker 1: story again, and she told me again. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was like, Marie, no, ma'am.
Speaker 1: Was on twelve last night.
Speaker 3: You were killing me last night, Marie with the comments
Speaker 3: every time she brought up this story, this story again.
Speaker 1: Carolena said, I'm gonna tell our origin story.
Speaker 2: And I said, sis we. I was like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: when have we not spoken about how we've given you many,
Speaker 2: many highlights of hammaday And she said, y'all are gonna
Speaker 2: get this story tonight.
Speaker 1: Carolina was in rare form yesterday like it was peak
Speaker 1: Carolina last night. Her sid can.
Speaker 2: Cook Carolina going Carolina, like you said, Carolina, show up,
Speaker 2: show up late, and then towards the end, it's like
Speaker 2: the food needs to get cooked. So I you know,
Speaker 2: fuck fuck, fuck the.
Speaker 4: Guests, Fuck the guests.
Speaker 2: We are frying chicken. Ain't nobody on right now? We
Speaker 2: gotta do it, yo.
Speaker 1: The fried chicken. No one helped you with it? Like
Speaker 1: the who was who was the last.
Speaker 4: Person on Langston?
Speaker 1: Langston didn't even cook yesterday.
Speaker 4: He just no, he just dragged the fuck out of me.
Speaker 2: He's like, this is this show is a sad show
Speaker 2: about a woman who dresses up in euphoria makeup and
Speaker 2: watches another woman cook.
Speaker 4: He dragged the fuck so good. I was like, good God, I.
Speaker 1: Can't believe he popped up and everybody was like, oh,
Speaker 1: he is sexy.
Speaker 2: I was like, guess, like they've never seen somebody look
Speaker 2: good before ever, And I was like sex See. I
Speaker 2: couldn't believe it. I was like, so, y'all just haven't
Speaker 2: seen anybody attractive.
Speaker 1: Well, even in the comments when we posted him last
Speaker 1: week on our page, people were like.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's fine, he's fine.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I was like, what y'all got to get a grip.
Speaker 1: He is very cute, though, so there is that, but
Speaker 1: you know, he's also famously light skinned, and I'm not
Speaker 1: doing it.
Speaker 2: Famously famously, I said, also is just as fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know he ne Marie, Oh my.
Speaker 4: God, you had to be there. Any who? Any who,
Speaker 4: Me and Marie.
Speaker 2: I mean, first of all, we've been friends for six
Speaker 2: seven years now, and we in the beginning, we rarely
Speaker 2: got in arguments or TIFs or anything like that. So
Speaker 2: if you've been listening for I don't know, four years,
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, this is four years in bitch, Like,
Speaker 2: what do you expect.
Speaker 4: What do you want? Sisters fight or have disagreements, what
Speaker 4: do you want?
Speaker 1: I know. But it's also very clear, like people will
Speaker 1: draw lines in the sand and they pick their side.
Speaker 1: And it's always interesting to see who people said with
Speaker 1: in the comments.
Speaker 4: Well it's always you, Marie. They sided with you.
Speaker 3: That's not true.
Speaker 1: They were team Karaoke. In the comments for the Langston
Speaker 1: actually team Langston and then team Karaoke.
Speaker 4: They said we felt you know, the people were like,
Speaker 4: I feel sorry for Marine, she's so professional.
Speaker 6: I didn't I saw that, you know, I know nowhere
Speaker 6: I saw it.
Speaker 1: I know. I was like, okay, yeah.
Speaker 4: I think they put it in the iTunes review.
Speaker 2: Actually I feel sorry said they.
Speaker 4: Said, cis do better. That's what they wrote, and I
Speaker 4: Sydney do better.
Speaker 2: Yes, and the iTunes jecket I got to lie, mean,
Speaker 2: I ain't got to lie, Craig. You know, they were
Speaker 2: like Langston was de escalating and then escalating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody did. Somebody somebody did write that on Friday.
Speaker 1: I really support this podcast, but it has to be
Speaker 1: more professional. I feel bad for Marie because she's so professional.
Speaker 1: Sydney sis do better. But then the next comment after
Speaker 1: that is you feel, you feel like Marie said, Marie
Speaker 1: and Sid are your best friends. They and Andrew not
Speaker 1: afraid for call each other, to call each other out
Speaker 1: for being dummies. Refreshing, real, hilarious.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know you take one good one bad from
Speaker 3: your palse Cindy, We love Cindy, your palth Cindy.
Speaker 1: Nice, Indy, Sydney, Cindy, Sydney. So Sydney. What you got
Speaker 1: planned for the weeks is you know, we're trying to
Speaker 1: turn this around.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: You know, got on the phone with my psychiatrist topped
Speaker 2: top tops. You know, a new load of meds are
Speaker 2: coming tomorrow. Excited about that. She said, I'm probably vitamin deficient.
Speaker 1: Deficient.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like, she told me what vitamins to get.
Speaker 2: She's like, you gotta leave your house every day for
Speaker 2: twenty minutes. I told her I got a stepper. She's like,
Speaker 2: that's perfect. Amina was making fun of me that I
Speaker 2: got a stepper. But you know it's real, James Fonda,
Speaker 2: of you, sis, James Fond. James Fonda is clutch and
Speaker 2: an icon. So I'm not mad at that.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna leave your house for twenty minutes a day,
Speaker 1: or you just gonna jump on a stamper.
Speaker 4: No, I gotta get out.
Speaker 2: She's like, even if you like get out and like
Speaker 2: sit outside, she's like, you have to go outside and
Speaker 2: get some air. I was reading online that cat litter
Speaker 2: like cat pe and litter can drive people crazy too,
Speaker 2: but that could have just been in a blog. But
Speaker 2: you know I am, I am cooped up in here
Speaker 2: with this cat litter.
Speaker 1: So are there ever any windows open over there?
Speaker 4: Oh? All the time?
Speaker 2: You know the project he is blasting in this bitch
Speaker 2: shout out to my super Carolina.
Speaker 4: Wow, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know everything that you're a psychiatrist. Psychologist, psychiatrist who the
Speaker 1: lady said sounds like stuff that I've been saying to
Speaker 1: you for the last year. But you don't hear.
Speaker 4: Me though, so mm hmmmm.
Speaker 1: I tell you to go outside once a day sid
Speaker 1: you don't want to walk, But she said you could
Speaker 1: just sit. So you got a little stool, a little
Speaker 1: that little brick wall. Yeah, sit and scroll on your
Speaker 1: phone twenty minutes and then get up and go back
Speaker 1: inside and scroll on your phone in that poisonous cat air.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's doable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's yeah, I got I just gotta get out,
Speaker 2: and it I do be in my house a lot,
Speaker 2: like just period, I'm here and it's cold outside, so
Speaker 2: it's like, why why go outside?
Speaker 4: Andrew? Do you get out?
Speaker 3: I haven't been getting out recently, and just because I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: if I stay inside, I can get more work done,
Speaker 3: you know. So it's just like I have no reason,
Speaker 3: like if we're not traveling to work. We haven't been
Speaker 3: traveling to work for a year, so it's like my mind,
Speaker 3: I'm not outside.
Speaker 1: So when you do leave your apartment to go outside, Andrew, yes,
Speaker 1: do you feel like when you come back and you're
Speaker 1: refreshed and ready to do more work or do you
Speaker 1: would you?
Speaker 3: So? Yeah, yeah, it's just I need to make time
Speaker 3: for that, like I either need to like wake up earlier,
Speaker 3: go do that already. And then but it's been it's
Speaker 3: it's warming up recently, but especially the center. I was
Speaker 3: just like, there's no reason to be outside. It's too
Speaker 3: cold and I can get worked on inside. So m
Speaker 3: hm yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But even before the pandemic, it was hard for me
Speaker 1: to do work in my house. I would go to
Speaker 1: like a hotel lobby where me and Sydney would share
Speaker 1: a shark coopery board.
Speaker 4: Oh remember those days? Wow at the A's hotel, right,
Speaker 4: Or there's.
Speaker 1: One downtown in Soho that we were Did you go
Speaker 1: with me that day? Maybe it was my sister. There
Speaker 1: was one downtown and Soho that's like not that far
Speaker 1: from Molly's house that we would go to. Or I
Speaker 1: would pop into a coffee shop and like steal their
Speaker 1: Wi Fi for a couple of hours. But I'm not
Speaker 1: doing those things now.
Speaker 4: I'm just no, ma'am.
Speaker 1: I'm in my house, ignoring all work.
Speaker 4: Ignoring the emails, letting them pile the fuck up.
Speaker 1: Ignoring letters from the I R S. I'm just being
Speaker 1: a terrible, garbage human being. But last week I felt good,
Speaker 1: and I'm just trying to carry that same energy into
Speaker 1: this week. But add some work on let's sprinkle some
Speaker 1: work on top. That's it. I don't know if I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be able to do. No, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 4: You are gonna do it'na do it. It's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes. But I had a good weekend.
Speaker 1: I went on a date. I was outside, I took
Speaker 1: a long walk through the streets of New.
Speaker 4: York and it was just get into this date. Let's
Speaker 4: get into this date, let's talk, let's chat, what's good.
Speaker 4: He was very nice.
Speaker 1: He was very nice. I didn't really like, you know,
Speaker 1: what the what the pants were doing? You know, it
Speaker 1: was like a weird cut pant. Also, I was like,
Speaker 1: what is this? Is this raincoat material? I wasn't really sure.
Speaker 1: He was very nice, very cute. You know, it was
Speaker 1: like a six to one situation.
Speaker 4: Tall tall. We love tall, but.
Speaker 1: His sixth one didn't look that. Maybe six one is
Speaker 1: not tall to me anymore because it feels too close
Speaker 1: to my face.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, hurry, that's coming from somebody who's five
Speaker 2: to four five three and a half.
Speaker 4: Bab you got delusion?
Speaker 1: Is this an even five four? No half? Here? Sis,
Speaker 1: it's no partial sizes. But then and things are going
Speaker 1: really well. We're like laughing, we're having a good time.
Speaker 1: And then he said my roommate. And then I got blanked.
Speaker 3: I blanked.
Speaker 1: I said, oh, I said, well, let me see what
Speaker 1: time my train is coming back because I gotta go.
Speaker 1: But you know, he was nice.
Speaker 2: He texted me today the guy mm hmm, okay, what
Speaker 2: he said, who are.
Speaker 1: Some comedians that you admire?
Speaker 2: Oh, girl, bitch, No, this might not work for.
Speaker 4: This might not work for us, friend.
Speaker 3: But you still seem like sort on board with him.
Speaker 1: No, ma'am, I said, I don't know. I don't. I
Speaker 1: haven't I haven't even clicked it. You know. You get
Speaker 1: the little preview on your screen and then you're like, girl,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna click it because I want to still respond.
Speaker 2: But mm hmmmm, girl, my face is like what Maybe
Speaker 2: he just thinks that's what he should be saying.
Speaker 4: That's what That's what I mean.
Speaker 1: He sent me first, he sent me a song that
Speaker 1: I haven't listened to yet, but it's Free Nationals and
Speaker 1: I like them. And then he asked me about comedians
Speaker 1: and I was like, ohm hmm, let me ponder that
Speaker 1: and get back to him on that pond replay. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know, I just I feel like, uh, it
Speaker 1: was like a nice It was a walking date, I guess,
Speaker 1: because what we wanted to do was closed, so.
Speaker 4: And then you walked and then you got you got
Speaker 4: something to eat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got some ramen Ah.
Speaker 2: That's I love because you could just slurp.
Speaker 4: See what city, see how they work?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sydney exactly. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: see what that tongue is about.
Speaker 4: So are you gonna go on more dates or no.
Speaker 1: With this person or just in general?
Speaker 4: In general? In general?
Speaker 1: You know, I just it. It took a lot for
Speaker 1: me to message somebody on an app and then respond
Speaker 1: when they responded. So I'm I'm beat. I think that's
Speaker 1: it this month.
Speaker 2: It, I will say, all of it just feels like
Speaker 2: a lot, like and then you gotta meet them, and
Speaker 2: then you gotta go wait.
Speaker 1: But before you meet them, you gotta figure out what
Speaker 1: to wear. Yeah, it's like I'm probably gonna be outside,
Speaker 1: so I gotta be warm, but you want to be cute.
Speaker 1: And then you're like, should I put on a comfortable
Speaker 1: shoe to walk? Or should I put on a shoe
Speaker 1: to strut?
Speaker 4: And it's like, what shoes did you wear?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 4: My, Doc Martin's okay, I like those.
Speaker 1: It was raining outside yesterday and I feel like those
Speaker 1: they give me like a little what's the little bully
Speaker 1: from Recess? They give me that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know what you're talking about, like the little.
Speaker 1: Bully from Recess. And I said, he's gonna know that
Speaker 1: I'm up. But maybe that's why he seems short to
Speaker 1: me because I had the biggest boots on.
Speaker 2: That could be because those do make you look big,
Speaker 2: not big, but taller.
Speaker 1: I feel like they're giving me five six.
Speaker 4: Yeah, five to seven actually because.
Speaker 1: Wow huge James. James and the giant Peach.
Speaker 4: She's a model, A mydel.
Speaker 1: You want to be on tap it's different, like going
Speaker 1: on a date now is different, and going on a
Speaker 1: date is different if you take the train versus when
Speaker 1: you're taking a car, versus they're picking you up versus.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: That's right, you did get on the train. I mean, Marie,
Speaker 2: who the fuck are you? This is twenty twenty one different.
Speaker 1: I put my mask on. I said, I guess I
Speaker 1: will take the train and I can pay what you
Speaker 1: can pay with your phone now, so I don't have
Speaker 1: to touch the dirty metro card machine.
Speaker 4: How do you do that?
Speaker 1: I have a card saved on my My debit card
Speaker 1: is saved on my phone. So we love to don't
Speaker 1: tap to do. People in the UK know what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. They do it in London to get on
Speaker 1: them ugly buses.
Speaker 2: I mean, I couldn't. I couldn't imagine me having to
Speaker 2: go on dates right now. I just I don't think
Speaker 2: I would be good at it. I wasn't good at
Speaker 2: it before the pandemics, so I'm definitely I'm gonna be trash.
Speaker 1: But Sidney, what is being good at a date mean to?
Speaker 2: You'm good at flirting, not taking yourself too seriously, just
Speaker 2: being like at ease.
Speaker 4: You know that ain't me.
Speaker 1: When I met you, you were flirting with everybody male, female,
Speaker 1: cat dog hmm. I'm at Sydney and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: she okay, she's fun. Okay, Sydney would be at the
Speaker 1: shows that her little top shop dress sitting on some
Speaker 1: comedians lab.
Speaker 4: Wow, Marie.
Speaker 1: I be like, is she gay her? Sydney, you are
Speaker 1: good at flirting. I don't know why you think that you're.
Speaker 4: Not in person.
Speaker 2: And when it comes to the to the like writing stuff,
Speaker 2: I mean, that's why i'd be bombing on Twitter and like,
Speaker 2: I just I can't. I'm not witty in that sense.
Speaker 4: I got.
Speaker 2: I'm good talk talking on the phone, but it's the
Speaker 2: texting that kills me.
Speaker 1: You know what I feel like For me, flirting is
Speaker 1: just saying exactly what you think. And if you feel
Speaker 1: like it's too much, then it's probably really high when
Speaker 1: you type it, does that make sense? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I hear you, sis, But I'm like, wow, I could not.
Speaker 2: I'm like, the stuff that I think is so.
Speaker 1: Well, give us an example of this kind of what
Speaker 1: are the things that you're thinking?
Speaker 2: Remember I said, the person asked, so, what are you
Speaker 2: looking at? Mutual physicality? And then and then I looked
Speaker 2: up mutual physicality and it meant nothing from what I thought.
Speaker 2: It did embarrassing. And then I was like sad. I
Speaker 2: was like, wow, she hasn't hit me up yet, and
Speaker 2: it's like, because, bitch, she thinks you're dumb.
Speaker 1: Well, what were you trying to say? Because we bring
Speaker 1: this up every once in a while, what once a season?
Speaker 1: What were you trying to say?
Speaker 4: With that sex? I was looking for sex and said.
Speaker 1: You should have said multiple orgasms. That's what you should
Speaker 1: have said. When she said what are you looking for?
Speaker 1: You should have said, you know, hot, sweaty, magical sex.
Speaker 1: You should have said multiple organs. You should have said
Speaker 1: sex some version of like hot sex. Mutual physicality.
Speaker 3: I think that you maybe you should have looked up
Speaker 3: mutual physical.
Speaker 2: No, no, mutual physicality. Thinks it sounds like mutual physical energy.
Speaker 3: Just I agree, but I guess not to everybody. I
Speaker 3: will say, Sydney that like, obviously you love a FaceTime
Speaker 3: and so I think that maybe that that is your
Speaker 3: that is your form of communication.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that that's I nail that because you know, I'm
Speaker 2: going to be cute. You know, I'm going to have
Speaker 2: the look together and then I'm going to be able
Speaker 2: to flirt and not think about it. It's just going
Speaker 2: to come out of my mouth when it comes to writing.
Speaker 4: I'm overthinking, right.
Speaker 3: So, I mean you thrive in that area, and I
Speaker 3: think that you should be proud of that.
Speaker 4: Yeah you do.
Speaker 1: You are queen of the face times.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's unprompted out of nowhere to face time, Sydney.
Speaker 2: So so Andrew, so Andrew. So you don't want me
Speaker 2: to FaceTime?
Speaker 3: You know more?
Speaker 4: Is that what you want? You want to call you?
Speaker 3: Because I just like I feel like, I mean, because
Speaker 3: I'm thinking in my head now my face is taking
Speaker 3: up all of Sydney's screen and I'm like, I don't
Speaker 3: know if I'm ready for that.
Speaker 4: You know, how do you get ready? You're you're I.
Speaker 3: Would I understand?
Speaker 4: Are you drawing an eyebrows for the face time?
Speaker 3: I know, I will say. I just want my voice
Speaker 3: to be my representation, not everything else.
Speaker 1: Andrew, I was shocked when you jumped on sid and
Speaker 1: Cookie of the Day.
Speaker 3: I did not.
Speaker 1: That was my last thing.
Speaker 4: He declined it twice, he declined it.
Speaker 1: And you just kept calling him Sydney DEAs bullying.
Speaker 4: The people kept asking for him.
Speaker 1: That's bullying. You should have said, fucking people. At the
Speaker 1: way that you be ignoring the people in the comments,
Speaker 1: you could have just ignored them about that. But you know, Andrew,
Speaker 1: I was surprised that you picked up.
Speaker 3: I really, I fully did not. There are so many
Speaker 3: comments saying that we do not want any beige guests
Speaker 3: on this on this Black History Month, and of course
Speaker 3: I was the only beige guy. I'm proud of that.
Speaker 2: No, and I kept telling I was like, you guys,
Speaker 2: say sorry to him right now.
Speaker 4: And Marie was like, but it's black history mon.
Speaker 2: She's like, why are we saying to him.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't say, don't say sorry to him.
Speaker 4: You did. You said it's black You were like, but
Speaker 4: it's black history, mom.
Speaker 1: I said that regarding him being on the show.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 1: They were like, Andrew, baby pick up, and he did
Speaker 1: get on and I was like, but it's bloodstreamm mmm. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it was fine. I did. I also in the comments
Speaker 1: while you were on the screen, and I said, you
Speaker 1: looked very cute.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you do.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you. For some reason, you can't see comments
Speaker 3: while you're.
Speaker 2: A guest when it when it's really I shouldn't be
Speaker 2: seeing I shouldn't see comments.
Speaker 4: I shouldn't see comments.
Speaker 2: They need to to block the comments from the actual person,
Speaker 2: like no, because I get flustered from the comments. That's
Speaker 2: what it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they move really fast.
Speaker 4: But all you see you see.
Speaker 2: Fast like no, no trash, noil.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's okay. We're fine. I'm doing great.
Speaker 1: You know, it is what it is. Andrew, what do
Speaker 1: you where do you think you thrive flirting wise via
Speaker 1: text via person?
Speaker 3: I love an in person moment. I do. I do
Speaker 3: miss that to some regard just being like a bar
Speaker 3: sitting on like a disgusting couch or something, and just
Speaker 3: like talking with people. Hate texting as well. I think
Speaker 3: that is it is a full time job to be
Speaker 3: texting someone that you're interested in. But yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 3: like I like a date. I think that's fun.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Andrew. I can't even I can't even
Speaker 1: see you physically. I can't see the physical mutuality or whatever.
Speaker 3: Shut up.
Speaker 1: Like when I think, when I think about flirting in person,
Speaker 1: I think like you touch somebody's.
Speaker 2: Knee, you know.
Speaker 3: Oh, I like like a nagging moment, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean? Like just like like light bullying as a
Speaker 3: form of flirting, do you do that? I feel like, Marie,
Speaker 3: you would be a master at this.
Speaker 1: Andrew you said you like light bullying, So that's no.
Speaker 3: I like being the bully and not the bully.
Speaker 1: No, I feel like bullying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like it's it's like I don't want to
Speaker 3: be like I don't want to come off as too interested,
Speaker 3: you know, and I need to bring them down a
Speaker 3: few pegs.
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't.
Speaker 3: Remember that about you well because not one never, because
Speaker 3: we've never been on a date. Mm hmm, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: go here.
Speaker 4: Okay, this is a perfect time for ad just.
Speaker 2: Okay, AnyWho, Marie, you have any goals coming up?
Speaker 4: Goals for us, goals for you. My goal mm hm is.
Speaker 1: To learn how to swim. This week, I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: my I'm gonna put my whole body in the water
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna kick to the wall.
Speaker 4: You're just you want to do it in one day,
Speaker 4: I think doesn't take Swimming takes time.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, but like so I started lessons last week
Speaker 1: and they were like put your face in and kick
Speaker 1: to that wall, and I was like, no, Like how
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to breathe, Like, I don't know why. When
Speaker 1: I'm in the water, all I want to do is inhale.
Speaker 1: So it was just a bunch of dirty pool water
Speaker 1: in my brain. I think it might still be there.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why I was confused this weekend, but I
Speaker 1: I don't know. I when I left the class, that's
Speaker 1: when I'm like, Jinki's I should have done because they like,
Speaker 1: some people learn by just being thrown into the water
Speaker 1: and their body just like you're like, some people learn
Speaker 1: that way. I think a lot of people don't. But
Speaker 1: some people just throw their toddlers in the pool and
Speaker 1: they wait for them to come back up. And that
Speaker 1: feels dangerous.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm thirty six. You throw me in the
Speaker 2: pool unexpectedly, I will die. You will have to get something.
Speaker 2: Somebody has to come in there and save me because
Speaker 2: I'm just going all the way.
Speaker 4: My whole mouth is going.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's smart.
Speaker 1: One hundred percent. But you know, my swim teacher's name
Speaker 1: is Jonah, like the dude from the Bible, and he
Speaker 1: is in the water with me the entire time, so
Speaker 1: it's not like I'm gonna drown. So it's four feet
Speaker 1: six inches of pool mm hm, so I can just
Speaker 1: stand up. But there's something about being in the water.
Speaker 1: You can't see, you can't breathe, you can't hear all
Speaker 1: of your All you can do is feel and snort
Speaker 1: chlorine water. And I'm just like, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: forget everything. It's it's being in the water. It was scary.
Speaker 4: That feels like.
Speaker 3: You go to the beach, don't you.
Speaker 1: Person.
Speaker 4: We're not beach bitches. First of all. Like I don't
Speaker 4: like sand in between my toes. I don't like that.
Speaker 2: I get real ashy. You go in the water, you
Speaker 2: come out, you're dry, Like I need to have lotion
Speaker 2: while I'm there.
Speaker 1: It's just like there's jellyfish, the lackness monster is out there.
Speaker 4: I like the pool. We could do the pool.
Speaker 3: The pool is cute, I guess it's just like me
Speaker 3: and Scutiny that remember your beach vacation of Mexico.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that was a fantastic time.
Speaker 4: And we went to the beach. Once we were at
Speaker 4: the we were by the pool most of the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we went to Scutiny Hey, Scootney. No, we went
Speaker 1: to the beach and we were on mushrooms and we
Speaker 1: were I was rolling in the sand and I don't
Speaker 1: go that far into the water. If I can't stand anymore,
Speaker 1: I'm going back to the lake.
Speaker 4: I mean, listen.
Speaker 2: I think it would benefit we, It would benefit us
Speaker 2: if we could swim, like just in general, because then
Speaker 2: as soon as we swim, maybe we could go snorkeling.
Speaker 1: Friend, Oh, you got some swim classes schedule on the calendar.
Speaker 2: I gotta learn how to swim too. I want to
Speaker 2: learn how to swim. And I want to learn how
Speaker 2: to drive. I need to do the driving thing.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, yes, to drive.
Speaker 2: What if we what if we have someone teach What
Speaker 2: if Andrew knows how to drive? What if we go
Speaker 2: and use his car in a parking lot?
Speaker 4: Why don't we do that?
Speaker 2: It would be my car, Andrew Andrew cousin Andrew, Oh no,
Speaker 2: why he's not going to let you use his car,
Speaker 2: but like, no, he like he would teach both of us.
Speaker 4: But I know how to drive, m since I haven't
Speaker 4: seen it.
Speaker 3: So you say, but I have a driver's license, so
Speaker 3: the state of New York says that I can drive
Speaker 3: often drive.
Speaker 1: The last time was like it was like nine years ago.
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you for the prominent questions in this baby.
Speaker 4: It was fully.
Speaker 1: During Obama's first term.
Speaker 2: I think even Marie, I think it would be so
Speaker 2: funny thing to the polls.
Speaker 4: Yeah, driving to the polls.
Speaker 2: I would think that was so funny if we did
Speaker 2: like a little video of us trying to learn how
Speaker 2: to draw life, like maybe for the Patreon or something
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: So I think that sound like we got to get
Speaker 1: some goal. Pross, that's what That's what you're saying.
Speaker 4: Well, no, you'll you'll like he'll we'll take turns. I'll
Speaker 4: be in the back.
Speaker 2: I'll be in the back doing the cinematography and you'll
Speaker 2: be driving, or you'll be in the back and I'll
Speaker 2: you'll be doing the cinematography.
Speaker 1: Okay, but let's talk about where we're going to learn
Speaker 1: how to drive? What what parking lot?
Speaker 4: Ikea parking lot.
Speaker 1: Hmm, there's still like light posts and stuff.
Speaker 4: And no, it's actually it's it's I've done it before.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you know how to drive?
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, wait a minute, wait a minute,
Speaker 4: guys call it reeling back. The person let me in
Speaker 4: their car and they were trying to show me how
Speaker 4: to do it. And it was very slow. I was
Speaker 4: not being fast at all.
Speaker 2: It was like little I was making little roundabouts in
Speaker 2: this area and it was fun it was I mean.
Speaker 4: I couldn't it. I was screaming the whole time. And
Speaker 4: it's funny.
Speaker 1: Oh that I need to see on video. But the
Speaker 1: camera shouldn't be in the backseat. It should be in
Speaker 1: the front face in your face.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, So we could do a little We could
Speaker 4: get it done. We could.
Speaker 2: I think we can make it happen. I could order
Speaker 2: a little thing that we put in where the air
Speaker 2: comes out. What do you call those little vents? I
Speaker 2: get one of those things that we could put you
Speaker 2: know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Speaker 4: We get one of those. I think it would be funny.
Speaker 1: It would be funny and terrifying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I come to your swim class and
Speaker 2: just video that too. Oh my god, so much content.
Speaker 1: That sounds swim. Swim is sacred for me. Swim is
Speaker 1: a sacred space. People keep asking me where I'm taking classes.
Speaker 1: I'm not telling anybody. I don't need witnesses. I think
Speaker 1: the less people there watching me learn, the faster it'll
Speaker 1: be the easiest going to be for me to learn.
Speaker 4: So you don't want me to see, is that what
Speaker 4: you're saying. No, even though I can't swim either.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember in Toulom trying to learn how to swim,
Speaker 1: and you were in you were in the on the
Speaker 1: side of the pool screaming about anal and butt stuff.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was I
Speaker 4: was cheering. I was like, yeah, like I was screen
Speaker 4: cheering you on. Yes, I was a cheerleader.
Speaker 1: And but what were you saying about butt stuff?
Speaker 4: I don't remember. Oh that was so long ago. I
Speaker 4: just know that I was your number one supporter.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, it's distracted.
Speaker 4: If I could tattoo Marie on my like arm or
Speaker 4: something like that, I would. I would.
Speaker 2: I would tattoo Marie right like I would get a tramp.
Speaker 2: I would get a tramp. I would get a tramp.
Speaker 4: Stamp on with Marie's name on it?
Speaker 1: And how is about that?
Speaker 4: Wow, you're just gonna say her name?
Speaker 1: You posted her on your Instagram.
Speaker 3: Onto another podcast and talked about Jojo.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, we're being secreted. I
Speaker 2: was like, no, okay, I don't know. I would I'll ask.
Speaker 4: She knows how much how much I love you, So
Speaker 4: I don't think she would mind.
Speaker 1: I think she would mind.
Speaker 4: I don't think so. I don't think she would mind.
Speaker 4: I think she would be like, is Marie getting your name?
Speaker 4: I was like, no, it's just I know, it's just me.
Speaker 4: And she's like, so, why do you want to do that? Oh,
Speaker 4: you know, just my appreciation for her, I'll do. I
Speaker 4: want to do it on her birthday. See what she said?
Speaker 1: We could do something else, but we don't have to
Speaker 1: get or you know what.
Speaker 4: I might get an M. How about I get an
Speaker 4: M like right behind my ear?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: But if I do that? What if I get a
Speaker 4: little M?
Speaker 1: People don't ask you what the means Marie?
Speaker 4: And then and if anybody asks who's Marie, I'm like,
Speaker 4: and you don't fucking know me?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not getting I'll get the word. Cis we
Speaker 1: can get match and Sissys. We can both get this
Speaker 1: because we say it and we mean it when we
Speaker 1: say it.
Speaker 4: Marie, I mean, listen, the funniest first and on Earth.
Speaker 2: I don't know how you could ever not feel funny
Speaker 2: because when you say something, I'm my mouth is all
Speaker 2: the way open.
Speaker 4: I'm screaming laughing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I see I feel like you see me
Speaker 1: through like a haze. It's different you see a land.
Speaker 4: Do you agree?
Speaker 3: I think that Marie is naturally one of the funniest
Speaker 3: people that I could think of. You like command, like
Speaker 3: you're so just like naturally funny. You command an audience.
Speaker 3: It's just so much fun. We see how so many
Speaker 3: other comedians like the heart that hell out of their bits,
Speaker 3: you know, but you just go up there and do it.
Speaker 3: It's fun. You do this every week, and you do
Speaker 3: it unprepared, unprepared.
Speaker 4: No the most professional person.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes yes hashtag never forget that.
Speaker 1: M all right, Well, you know I'm gonna work on it.
Speaker 1: And uh, I mean, everything doesn't have to be funny
Speaker 1: all of the time. Sometimes there's nothing to laugh at.
Speaker 1: But that being said, I have laughed at people's funerals before.
Speaker 4: So, well, why were you doing that?
Speaker 1: Because it was funny.
Speaker 4: We'll give me an example. What was so funny about?
Speaker 1: People were singing really badly.
Speaker 4: Oh, yes, the funeral, and so that made us laugh.
Speaker 1: People should up late to the funeral. I feel like
Speaker 1: somebody was eating a tweaks or like a butter finger
Speaker 1: or something something loud and crunchy that shouldn't be at
Speaker 1: a funeral. I feel like somebody is for like gummies
Speaker 1: and gum.
Speaker 2: I saw I was at a family funeral and they
Speaker 2: let somebody do like a praise dance in front of
Speaker 2: the casket, and I.
Speaker 4: Had to close my eyes.
Speaker 2: I was like, who's calling? Oh, nope, sorry about that?
Speaker 2: Nop the most unaprofessional. You're right, yeah, I uh. I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't care if she is our cousin.
Speaker 4: This is not good. This is bad.
Speaker 1: What was bad about the dance? Did she hit the
Speaker 1: coffin and it fell?
Speaker 4: No, it just didn't look it was It didn't make sense.
Speaker 1: It just.
Speaker 4: The energy. It just felt like it should be at it.
Speaker 4: You could do it at church, just not at this funeral.
Speaker 1: Why do people perform at funerals?
Speaker 4: Honey?
Speaker 2: None of it made sense. It didn't make sense. It
Speaker 2: was Unfortunately on the record, I'm gonna say it was dumb.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well because my Andrew. Have you been to a
Speaker 1: funeral where people perform?
Speaker 4: No, No, not at all.
Speaker 3: This is unknown to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. How was at my grandmother's funeral a couple of
Speaker 1: years ago somebody sang a song.
Speaker 2: I think singing is fine if the person can sing,
Speaker 2: but if if they can't, then it's like then we're
Speaker 2: at a talent show.
Speaker 1: Did they sing it? They sing at Aretha's funeral?
Speaker 4: Mm hm, Yes, they sang at Kobe's. They sing at
Speaker 4: Kobe's memorial, but that's different.
Speaker 1: A memorial is like, you know, I don't know. Also,
Speaker 1: if you're famous and I'm showing up to an arena
Speaker 1: to say my goodbyes, then I'm expecting to see some
Speaker 1: type of show. But at Ebenezer's first Baptist church, I'm
Speaker 1: not expecting to see a show.
Speaker 2: It was a smaller church, and I mean it just
Speaker 2: the thing is is that I understand everybody should have
Speaker 2: a platform to do what they do. I just don't
Speaker 2: think it should be at a funeral. Like, not everybody
Speaker 2: should be giving a eulogy. Certain people are just made
Speaker 2: to do that. Like, some people have a good voice,
Speaker 2: some people are good with their words.
Speaker 4: Some people right, but like what are you saying?
Speaker 1: Like I feel like the family of the of the deceased?
Speaker 2: You know, sometimes people just be dragging it on and
Speaker 2: it's like, okay, all right, we got it. And then
Speaker 2: there's some people who are just they're two worked up
Speaker 2: and so it's a lot of it's a lot of
Speaker 2: crying and less talking.
Speaker 1: It's a funeral.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but then that got me worked up.
Speaker 2: Now I'm crying more than I normally would cry because
Speaker 2: you're you're putting.
Speaker 1: On Sidney this this this funeral slender. You really don't
Speaker 1: let these funeral critiques.
Speaker 2: I mean, I just for mine, I want it to
Speaker 2: be a comedy show. But everybody has to be funny,
Speaker 2: like I can. I don't want it to be sad.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, you want your funeral to be a comedy show.
Speaker 4: Yes, I do.
Speaker 2: And obviously you would be the host. No, obviously you
Speaker 2: would be hosting. You do ten minutes up.
Speaker 1: Top, ten minutes.
Speaker 4: Ten minutes up top.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll go there and be like, look at this
Speaker 1: dead beach.
Speaker 4: Exactly. That's how you do it.
Speaker 1: This is the week they buried my friend in hilarious.
Speaker 1: Let me get the set together.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I couldn't.
Speaker 2: I couldn't host one. I would be terrible. I would
Speaker 2: I would be crying my eyes out. I would throw
Speaker 2: myself in the casket and I'd like, take me, Lord,
Speaker 2: take me with her.
Speaker 1: You know who had a good funeral, Whitney Houston. She did.
Speaker 4: She did. Wasn't it like three days? No, it was
Speaker 4: like a day.
Speaker 3: It was like a very long day though. It was
Speaker 3: like an entire day, and it was on like all
Speaker 3: the channels.
Speaker 1: Because I remember I was at my mom's house and
Speaker 1: I was like, well, let me see what was happening
Speaker 1: on ABC Whitney's funeral. I said, okay, well let me
Speaker 1: see whats happening on Fox. Actually Fox might not have
Speaker 1: played it, but but yeah, you know, Kevin Costner gave
Speaker 1: a speech because they were in the Bodyguard together, and
Speaker 1: it was like, okay, I guess they're friends. And then
Speaker 1: Bobby Brown showed up with like more people than he
Speaker 1: had tickets. Remember that.
Speaker 4: They said, no, man, we don't have no seats for you. Broh.
Speaker 1: He was like, I got my ent garage New Whitney,
Speaker 1: and they were like mm hmm. You have two tickets.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm tired. I'm tired.
Speaker 2: I'm always tired. I mean I explained that to my psychiatry.
Speaker 2: She said, you know what, you're probably dehydrated.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: She's like, she said, you're dehydrated and you so I said,
Speaker 2: you're probably white. While she was saying talking, I was like,
Speaker 2: I was drinking the Lacroix and like, yeah, that's not water.
Speaker 2: I was like, in New York, it is.
Speaker 4: In New York, it is.
Speaker 1: Though, since it's not water in New York either.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: She was like, she's like, well, you know, I've said
Speaker 2: this to all my patients. First of all, if you
Speaker 2: made it through twenty and twenty, you're a warrior. Okay,
Speaker 2: you survived, so you can make it through anything. Is
Speaker 2: this Christina, what did you say your Kristin Kristin?
Speaker 4: No, I haven't.
Speaker 2: I haven't spoken with her yet. That's that's tomorrow, thank you.
Speaker 2: But this is my psychiatrist who's uh. I can't pronounce
Speaker 2: her name.
Speaker 1: Her first name you're looking at.
Speaker 4: I can't. That's why I love.
Speaker 2: I was like, I love a doctor who's I can't
Speaker 2: pronounce a first or last name, because then I know
Speaker 2: I know it's good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but she's awesome. And she was just like, listen,
Speaker 4: you're still here, so we can we can still do
Speaker 4: the work.
Speaker 1: If I'm glad she's telling you what it is, how
Speaker 1: it is, very matter of factly like that too. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I think that that's but that's why I think therapy
Speaker 1: is good because sometimes your friends are not equipped to
Speaker 1: tell you that or you. We like, we hear our
Speaker 1: friends say things and we just like, they don't know
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. But doctor in front of.
Speaker 4: It, It's like okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm kind of frustrated that I didn't become
Speaker 2: a doctor. My friends would respect me more. I would say,
Speaker 2: I would say things and they're like, okay, Sydney, Sydney
Speaker 2: has entered a chat, you know. But any but anytime
Speaker 2: I say anything, everybody's rolling their eyes. They're like, girl, girl,
Speaker 2: you didn't even drink water. And it's like, okay, hold on,
Speaker 2: I did go to college.
Speaker 4: Like geez, what, I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening. Andrew, do you have any
Speaker 1: questions about what happened this episode? Because I'm.
Speaker 3: Not sure if I'm making the connection between I do
Speaker 3: drink water, and yes I did go to like what
Speaker 3: all these disconnected thoughts. I do believe that you could
Speaker 3: be a doctor. I'm curious what kind of doctor you
Speaker 3: would be.
Speaker 4: That's a good question, Marie. You first, what kind of
Speaker 4: doctor do I think you would be?
Speaker 1: No? You, oh, I don't want to be a doctor.
Speaker 3: Sis, Yeah, neither. You're the only person doctor.
Speaker 1: At the time, Doctor Washington.
Speaker 4: Think that's a good one, Doctor Washington, this sounds great.
Speaker 1: I feel like Sidney would make like a good and
Speaker 1: bad plastic surgeon.
Speaker 2: That I was just gonna say, Marie, this is the
Speaker 2: things that I was like, Yo, we are soulmates, you know,
Speaker 2: like I knew. I was like, watch, she knows what
Speaker 2: I'm thinking, and you were Marie. It's crazy. I mean,
Speaker 2: the cotton cold that we have going on here, it's
Speaker 2: it's it's beautiful.
Speaker 1: It's like oil and vinegar or whatever. The hell.
Speaker 2: No, we're not oil and vinegar. We're oil and oil.
Speaker 2: You're just like, you know, a like a different flavored oil.
Speaker 2: And I'm just regular basic oil.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm extra virgin and you're you're just oliveoid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, virgin.
Speaker 1: No, you're virgin.
Speaker 4: You're extra virgin, extra, You're extra.
Speaker 1: But I feel like you would be a good slash
Speaker 1: bad plastic surgeon because people will come in and you
Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, you're so cute. You don't
Speaker 1: need to be in here, girl.
Speaker 4: I know I wouldn't make no money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I feel like you would give people boobs. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean for me, I think that.
Speaker 2: In order to give somebody good boobs, you gotta be
Speaker 2: good with your hands. And so I'm gonna say no
Speaker 2: that I'm not good at that. I'm not good at
Speaker 2: my hands, but I would be able to. I think
Speaker 2: I would be good at the consultations. What they had
Speaker 2: me in the room.
Speaker 1: Okay, Sydney, Yeah, I need to be in the room.
Speaker 1: Let's go to medical school. We're gonna be it's gonna
Speaker 1: be nip tuck. Yes, we're going to redo the show
Speaker 1: from the early two thousands.
Speaker 2: You and me, babe three, we would be hilarious because
Speaker 2: you would be like perfectly critical. But they were like, wow,
Speaker 2: she's she's really giving me more advice than I asked.
Speaker 2: And then I would come in be good cop and
Speaker 2: then be like, well, she's highly recommended all over the nation.
Speaker 2: So yeah, five five stars. Five stars, five stars across.
Speaker 1: The board, tens across the board.
Speaker 2: And then I'd be like, you know, she did my
Speaker 2: tits and show her my boobs. I'd show I would
Speaker 2: show all the patients my boobs. I'm like Marie her hands,
Speaker 2: they've been here, hilarious, hilarious.
Speaker 1: Wow, Andrew, if you were a doctor, what kind of
Speaker 1: doctor would you be?
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't I would want to be like a
Speaker 3: a therapist or something. I don't know. I don't want
Speaker 3: to do anything with blood. I can't do it. I'm
Speaker 3: afraid to even get the vaccine because of that reason,
Speaker 3: because I just I hate shots.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, it sounds like you have really bad veins.
Speaker 3: Yeah I do know I have really I have really
Speaker 3: good veins, but they're just not on the right body.
Speaker 3: I don't think you know, someone just these veins. They're
Speaker 3: good veins, I don't know.
Speaker 1: But time to get a shot, they compliment your veins.
Speaker 3: No, they luckily like they never have to stab more
Speaker 3: than once, but like once is enough for me to
Speaker 3: freak out, Like I've I've passed out getting my blood
Speaker 3: pressure taken before. It's it's so bad, this is.
Speaker 4: A bad joke.
Speaker 2: But it's like andrew all the dick that you be
Speaker 2: taken and you're like, ah, I can't do needles, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Well he's not taking needle Dixis.
Speaker 3: Let's just say that.
Speaker 1: Juicy grown up dick.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, okay, thank you. Murray is my lawyer.
Speaker 4: Marie would be a good lawyer too, to be I'd be.
Speaker 1: A malpractice attorney. Yes, the client left with the scalpel
Speaker 1: inside their body, but look how good the body looks
Speaker 1: now mm hmmm, jacobean Byrus, I mean Selino and Barnes.
Speaker 1: All right, well, I think I need to cook some
Speaker 1: food and maybe watch Drag Drag Race.
Speaker 2: Okay, I just want to, you know, put this out here.
Speaker 2: You know I I've said it all all last year,
Speaker 2: but truly love you, Marie. I'm so happy to work
Speaker 2: with you. You know, you put up with all of
Speaker 2: my shenanigans, and I don't know who else I would
Speaker 2: want to do this with.
Speaker 4: So yeah, you light up my life.
Speaker 1: Wow, Sydney, there was such a beautiful poem.
Speaker 4: And I'm going to get your name tattooed on my labya.
Speaker 3: Oh my God, moved all over the body.
Speaker 4: They your finger behind my behind my neck, your.
Speaker 1: Neck in your back. If you get my name tattooed
Speaker 1: on your laby was it you said, Labia mm hmm,
Speaker 1: then you have to show me. I want to say it.
Speaker 1: Otherwise you're just saying it happened. You got to show
Speaker 1: it to me.
Speaker 4: Andrew, there it is people.
Speaker 1: That's how Sydney. You see how Sidney trying to get
Speaker 1: people to look at her vagina.
Speaker 2: No, I've said it, yeah, I mean, you know it's nice.
Speaker 2: It's cute when there's no when there's no gray hair there,
Speaker 2: it looks good.
Speaker 1: Not the gray hairs, oh, the gray hair. Not the
Speaker 1: Krouella Deville coach.
Speaker 4: Honey, one hundred and one Dalmatians.
Speaker 1: Right there, is anybody gonna see the new Corilla Deville
Speaker 1: movie because the trailer is giving birds of prey? What
Speaker 1: was that movie with the Margot Robbie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. If it's free on Disney Plus,
Speaker 3: we have to if we have to pay like the
Speaker 3: extra fee.
Speaker 1: Then no, I was gonna be on Disney Plus.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know. I just assumed that would be
Speaker 3: on Disney Plus, but maybe not.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I liked Glenn Close as Corilla Deville,
Speaker 1: and I don't never even seen that whole movie.
Speaker 4: I just think it's perfect. Yeah, Glen Close, she deserves everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you saw her bangs at the Golden Globes. O.
Speaker 2: Her her bangs were like they basically represented twenty twenty.
Speaker 4: We've we've been, we've been through it, but we made it.
Speaker 1: Yo. The celebrities were struggling to stay awake on that
Speaker 1: Zoom yesterday they around the gold like this, oh yes, yes, speech.
Speaker 4: Because it's hard to be in front of a laptop.
Speaker 1: M hmm.
Speaker 2: It's hard, like, look at us right, I mean, we're
Speaker 2: very alive right now. But I'm just saying, I don't know, man.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling.
Speaker 4: Mhmm.
Speaker 1: What are you eating, Sidney, I'm feeling blueberries or grapes.
Speaker 4: No, I had a starburst.
Speaker 3: Sorry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was no way that I was gonna not
Speaker 4: be a little bit unprofessional.
Speaker 3: Episode talking about how it's hard to be on Zoom
Speaker 3: as you're smacking this star, you.
Speaker 1: Know, it's hard to be on Its hard.
Speaker 2: The good thing is that for most of the conversation
Speaker 2: I've been present, we've been having you know, great dialogue.
Speaker 2: There's been jokes. I gave you guys a lot of praise,
Speaker 2: lucky and happy to be here.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: I did. I did what needed to be done. This
Speaker 4: episode your present need Andrew, you don't agree.
Speaker 3: I think that you you give us so much constantly.
Speaker 3: I'm constantly grateful for you.
Speaker 4: I love you.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 2: Make sure ooh Marie, we're gonna do another Patreon episode.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be fucking good. It's gonna be juicy, and
Speaker 2: I'm ready.
Speaker 4: I'm also we'll.
Speaker 1: Give me a sneak peek. What we got to talk
Speaker 1: about for the Patriot.
Speaker 4: I don't want to say it out loud, but you
Speaker 4: know what it is, and it happened last week.
Speaker 3: It happened last week.
Speaker 1: Okay, give me to me to you.
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm. I think I called you and I was
Speaker 4: like about to cry about it.
Speaker 1: What? No, what you gotta give me a hint? What's
Speaker 1: the sign language? Oh you were definitely crying. Okay, bag
Speaker 1: shout out to everybody who's listening to us on Patreon
Speaker 1: because live out loud.
Speaker 4: They can't can't stop, won't stop live laugh love mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: See not want this the rest of his rice cake? Okay,
Speaker 1: the microphone away from my face.
Speaker 4: Make sure you guys, leave us more reviews, leave us
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Speaker 1: To.
Speaker 2: I really love engagement. It just really it's the vitamins
Speaker 2: that I'm like deficient of.
Speaker 4: So please, yes, yes, engagement gets me.
Speaker 1: Also, I am, did you go outside today for sunshine?
Speaker 1: I did for twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: No, but like I went outside for five minutes. So
Speaker 2: that's a step. That's a step towards stepping.
Speaker 1: What were you doing outside? You took a walk?
Speaker 4: No, I just said I said on the you know,
Speaker 4: on the steps. All right, I got that. I got
Speaker 4: that brisk, dirty air in my face. It was beautiful.
Speaker 1: Well, it's supposed to be nice this week, I think
Speaker 1: for some of the week. So we should do something else.
Speaker 1: We can do something else.
Speaker 4: We should do something, friend, we gotta do something because
Speaker 4: we also need to record this Patreon because you, I mean,
Speaker 4: people are gonna not be available.
Speaker 1: So thank you, friend for respecting my privacy. Think this
Speaker 1: different movie.
Speaker 4: Yes I did. I did respect your privacy yourself. I'm
Speaker 4: getting I'm getting better.
Speaker 1: Marie Hey scooting me.
Speaker 4: Goodbye, guys, love you, bye friends, Bye guys.
Speaker 1: Forever.
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