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Speaker 1: It's another jubilee morning, so that's one. Hello. Hey, this

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Speaker 1: is Pedro. I was looking for Silas. Oh this is Silas. Silas.

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Speaker 1: How you doing. We don't know each other. I am

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Speaker 1: one of your neighbors down the street. I got your

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Speaker 1: number from Grant, mutual neighbor. Oh yeah, okay, I Grant. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Grant suggested I give you a call because something kind

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Speaker 1: of happened and UH ended up sort of digging up

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Speaker 1: your lawn a little while ago. Yeah, you dug up

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Speaker 1: what happened? Well, um, it's funny story. So I'm doing

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Speaker 1: some landscapeing on my place. I rented a bobcat. You

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Speaker 1: know what a bobcat is. Yeah, I know. It's not

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Speaker 1: an animal, it's a machine. Okay, Pedro, but what happened?

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Speaker 1: What about with my lawn? It's going on with my lawn?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that so I ruined. I so I dug

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Speaker 1: up your lawn on accident. And I just gotta say,

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Speaker 1: here's the thing about me. We don't know each other yet,

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Speaker 1: but I'm known around the block as positive Pedro. So

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Speaker 1: nothing for me is a bad thing. Um, you know,

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Speaker 1: well this is a bad thing for me, Pedro. You'd

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Speaker 1: be done to my lawn. I'm gonna ask you to

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Speaker 1: go ahead and use something other than a negative term

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Speaker 1: with me. So you don't love it? Right? You don't?

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Speaker 1: You don't love it that I dug up your lawn

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Speaker 1: on accident, don't. I don't know what's going on, Pedro.

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Speaker 1: What have you done to my lawn? What I'm hearing

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Speaker 1: from me is you don't love it? You like it? Right?

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Speaker 1: You like it that I dug up for your lawn?

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Speaker 1: You don't love Pedro. I don't even know what's going on.

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Speaker 1: I don't like it. Okay, I don't like it. I'm

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Speaker 1: at work, Okay, all right? What I keep talking about, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you, and I want you to tell me

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Speaker 1: if you like it or love it. Okay, remember, like

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Speaker 1: it means not the biggest fan. Love it means you

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Speaker 1: love it. So do you like it or love it?

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Speaker 1: What I did? Yes, we've covered that. Yeah, go ahead,

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Speaker 1: go on. I'm gonna tell you what I did. And

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Speaker 1: I know you're upset. I know you're liking this, not

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Speaker 1: loving it, And I'm gonna tell you what I did.

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Speaker 1: And I just want to know if you like it

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Speaker 1: or love it. If you like it, I'll change it.

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Speaker 1: If you love it great? Um, So I had a

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Speaker 1: bunch of extra garden noomes laying around because I'm doing

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Speaker 1: some stuff at my house, and so I just made

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Speaker 1: a little garden gnome kind of community and the dirt.

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Speaker 1: Do you like it or love ithood? Which one? Pedro?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's wrong with you, But when I

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Speaker 1: get home from work, I am going to look at

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Speaker 1: what you've done. I'm gonna need your number, okay, And

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Speaker 1: since you got my number from Grant, I'm sure he

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Speaker 1: has your number. So if you don't give it to me,

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Speaker 1: I'll get it from Grant, okay, And you're gonna and

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Speaker 1: you're gonna pay for the damages. I don't want you

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Speaker 1: touching my lawn and I can't I can't imagine what

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Speaker 1: you've done to it. Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you.

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Speaker 1: I don't love that option. I just like it, you

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Speaker 1: see what I'm saying. I don't love having to pay

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Speaker 1: you back because I already spent a bunch of money

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Speaker 1: on my garden noomes, which I'm giving you now, So

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Speaker 1: I don't like it. Get the garden gnomes out of

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Speaker 1: my lawn, and you're gonna I'm gonna have my foot

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Speaker 1: lawn resotted, and you're gonna pay for the damn it

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Speaker 1: all right. So see, all those words could have been

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Speaker 1: summed up by you telling me you just like it,

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Speaker 1: and I would have gotten rid of it. Instead, there's

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Speaker 1: all this other stuff. Don't know. I have to communicate

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Speaker 1: with you. Fine, Pedro, I'm liking it. I'm really liking it.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well that sounds good. I will talk to

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Speaker 1: you later then I guess No, no, don't, don't hang up, Pedro,

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Speaker 1: I don't have your number, okay, and no, and don't

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Speaker 1: say and don't say like it or love it one

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Speaker 1: more time, because if you do, I'm gonna come over

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Speaker 1: there and find where you live and take your hand off.

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Speaker 1: How about I tell you it's a phone frank? Then

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Speaker 1: what this is? Actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing

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Speaker 1: a phone Frank on you and your buddy Grant set

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Speaker 1: you up? Wait, moved on? My foot lawn is fine.

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Speaker 1: There's no gnomes on my front lawn. Yeah, you're ready.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna love it? Yeah, everything's fine. Do you like

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Speaker 1: it or love it? Oh? Wow? Okay, you know what.

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Speaker 1: I love it? I love it. I love it. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And when I get my hands on clan. He's gonna

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Speaker 1: love it too. He's gonna only like that, I think,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's gonna like it a lot. Wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with jubil phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties.