Speaker 1: All from Jared.
Speaker 2: Jared Wait, I actually get on this.
Speaker 3: Yeah you did?
Speaker 2: Holy shit?
Speaker 3: Okay, well are you? Are you okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, I guess my secret is that I'm a
Speaker 2: ghostwriter for romance novels. I think you really hate it.
Speaker 3: You secretly really hate it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the only way I can make money.
Speaker 3: Though, why do you hate it?
Speaker 2: Because everything I create it just feels like a lie.
Speaker 3: Really, you can't handle the fact that it's not you
Speaker 3: who's getting the credit, or that you're selling off your
Speaker 3: work as something that it's not.
Speaker 4: It's just.
Speaker 2: Everything I write. It's just such bullshit and every one
Speaker 2: eats it up.
Speaker 3: Tell me about these things that you write? I mean,
Speaker 3: give me, give me. Do you have maybe a sentence
Speaker 3: of your writing that you could share with us that
Speaker 3: people always like? Man, I love that sentence, but you're like,
Speaker 3: the sentence is bullshit. I don't know why you like
Speaker 3: that sentence. You're an idiot?
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, a sentence not profits?
Speaker 3: Please God, I gotta think.
Speaker 2: I guess there is this one scene. Fuck you. Of course,
Speaker 2: it's a fucking medieval fairy tale, and so you know,
Speaker 2: the Prince Charming, uh Watson. After I think it's either
Speaker 2: some kind of giant dragon or let me see, let's
Speaker 2: just say it was correct or a giant get go
Speaker 2: something that The worst line that sticks with me and
Speaker 2: haunts me is he looked at her with fervor less
Speaker 2: love and compassion and swooned her.
Speaker 5: That hurts me.
Speaker 3: I don't like that line because fervorless I mean, fervor
Speaker 3: is a good thing, right, It's like passion, and I
Speaker 3: have such fervor, so if like ferverless love, it would
Speaker 3: be a bad thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not product.
Speaker 3: That's a good No, that's a good setting for a
Speaker 3: scene because I think that works well together, the prince
Speaker 3: and the princess, because that guy just killed the dragon,
Speaker 3: or the knight and the night, the knight's girlfriend or whatever.
Speaker 3: That guy just killed a dragon, and I feel like
Speaker 3: if you kill a dragon, that fills you with I
Speaker 3: don't know, maybe some sort of sexual adrenaline, and watching
Speaker 3: someone kill a dragon also would fill fill me with
Speaker 3: or some sort of sexual adrenaline or desire for that person.
Speaker 3: So I feel like that's a good context leading up
Speaker 3: to two people making you know, passionate passionate love. So
Speaker 3: maybe the sentence is not fantastic, but I think the
Speaker 3: premise as a whole makes total sense.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe I have that disconnects from it
Speaker 2: because after I'm done shooting a deer and gutting it,
Speaker 2: I don't want.
Speaker 6: To go out and plow my girlfriend.
Speaker 4: That's maybe that's just okay.
Speaker 3: Well, a deer is a lot less sexy than a dragon.
Speaker 2: Would you fuck a dragon?
Speaker 3: No, I'm no, I'm not saying I would fuck a dragon.
Speaker 3: I'm saying that if I'm saying, do you know what
Speaker 3: sexual transmussion is? There's like a guy goes out and
Speaker 3: he kills a dragon and he's like, I'm I'm that
Speaker 3: may I feel so confident having killed that dragon. And
Speaker 3: then someone sees that and they're like, that guy killed
Speaker 3: a dragon that was really hot of him, and then
Speaker 3: that makes the two people want to have sex.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's fair. I just I just never I've always
Speaker 2: had that disconnect with a lot of ship. All right,
Speaker 2: So that's fair.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm happy I could explain it to you.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 7: You have differ, never goes on the line, thinking your
Speaker 7: calls every night, everything, teaching.
Speaker 1: Your Paul from Matt to accept Matt.
Speaker 8: Hey, what's up?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 8: Uh? What do I mean?
Speaker 9: You pieces ship?
Speaker 8: I'm sorry?
Speaker 3: Sorry? You never what what Matt?
Speaker 6: What matter what you said?
Speaker 8: You're gonna be mean? And I just wasn't prepared for that.
Speaker 3: Because you weren't prepared. So here's the problem, Matt. You
Speaker 3: you prepared. Here's the thing, Matt, Matt, if you're gonna
Speaker 3: not prepare, you have to lean into it. You can't
Speaker 3: prepare to be prepared. You didn't lean in.
Speaker 5: You don't.
Speaker 8: I don't believe the anger at all. Like you could
Speaker 8: do a little better. I think a few accept little criticism.
Speaker 3: What do you what do you mean anger?
Speaker 8: I just didn't believe it.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Speaker 8: You seem pretty chill, you seem pretty relaxed. I'm not
Speaker 8: sure where's this anger coming from.
Speaker 3: I'm not angry at you.
Speaker 8: Oh we're back, baby. You uh, maybe talk about my secret?
Speaker 6: Hey, Matt, Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 3: What's your secret?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 6: I used to.
Speaker 8: We have this thing in the Midwest called metro mobility.
Speaker 6: Do you know what that is?
Speaker 8: No, it's a it's a ride share service. It's for
Speaker 8: vulnerable adults and they can get you know, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: they can ride anywhere around the city. For three bucks. Right.
Speaker 8: One time I backed into this the client's mailbox, and
Speaker 8: it was I got out and I was like, fuck
Speaker 8: it was it was like a metal pole and it
Speaker 8: was off about twelve fifteen degrees, like there's no way
Speaker 8: you're going to miss it.
Speaker 11: And so I go.
Speaker 8: Up to the door, just trying like coming up with
Speaker 8: a speech like you know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This
Speaker 8: guy opens the door. He's blind, So I didn't tell him.
Speaker 8: I didn't tell him.
Speaker 3: And how did that? How did that make you feel?
Speaker 9: At first?
Speaker 8: At first? Not great, to be honest, But years later
Speaker 8: now it's I love telling that the people. Nice little anecdote.
Speaker 12: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: You know, well, I guess if he was blind then.
Speaker 8: Mh he might have to take you know, like a
Speaker 8: half step to the right or something. You know, maybe
Speaker 8: the first.
Speaker 3: Time he doesn't quite get the hand.
Speaker 8: Oh no, especially aesthetically right, mm hmmm. Does a blind man?
Speaker 3: Oh go ahead, Well does.
Speaker 8: A blind man need a straight mailbox?
Speaker 12: Yeah? Not really.
Speaker 3: I mean you didn't like take it out. He just
Speaker 3: kind of fucked it up a little bit.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I just fucked up a little bit.
Speaker 4: I think it was all right.
Speaker 8: I think it was.
Speaker 3: He gonna what did you think he was gonna make
Speaker 3: you do, like pay for it?
Speaker 8: I don't even at all. I guess that, you know,
Speaker 8: you know I wasn't thinking obviously that wasn't part of
Speaker 8: the the math equation.
Speaker 3: Ballda. He next time he goes to check his mail,
Speaker 3: he's gonna.
Speaker 8: He might hit his knuckle on the wrong spot.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 3: Actually, now you know now that you mentioned, I actually
Speaker 3: think it's worse that he's blind. No no, no, no,
Speaker 3: you mentioned I think it's worse, right, because here's what
Speaker 3: he's Here's the thing. He has this like he has
Speaker 3: the the what's what's the what's the word? The floor
Speaker 3: plans of his entire day mapped out mentally, spayually mapped
Speaker 3: out in his mind. And you fucked up where his
Speaker 3: mailbox is. So now I mean.
Speaker 4: He where it is.
Speaker 8: It's in the same point it was.
Speaker 9: Like in the ground.
Speaker 3: But then but then also you're gonna like, here's the
Speaker 3: thing he is, this mental map of what his day is.
Speaker 3: Like I feel like you're gonna ruin his confidence in
Speaker 3: that mental map because if like he's like, oh shit,
Speaker 3: something shifted with the mailbox. What else am I wrong about?
Speaker 3: What else do I need to go and update about
Speaker 3: my mental awareness of the under.
Speaker 8: Getting older, getting older.
Speaker 12: That's probably what you think.
Speaker 3: Probably, well did he tip you?
Speaker 8: Well, no, they don't really tip at all. I mean,
Speaker 8: that's kind of the thing. It's for vulnerable adults usually
Speaker 8: don't have a lot of money, to try to save
Speaker 8: them some money.
Speaker 3: Well, that's some woul.
Speaker 12: You say your name was Matt.
Speaker 6: Matt.
Speaker 3: I absolve you a Wilson, and I hope that you
Speaker 3: I hope that you enjoy yourself in the Kingdom of
Speaker 3: heaven when you die.
Speaker 8: Okay, thank you, and also with you what oh yeah, thanks?
Speaker 9: Okay?
Speaker 12: Cool?
Speaker 1: All from Joshua Joshua.
Speaker 3: How old are you, Joshua, Joshua? Hold you, Joshua, josh
Speaker 3: josh you got your stream off?
Speaker 6: I did?
Speaker 4: I just did?
Speaker 10: I just did. I apologize.
Speaker 13: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: You never have to apologize to me for anything ever.
Speaker 3: You don't owe me anything. You know what you could
Speaker 3: do right now if you want to. You could say no,
Speaker 3: I'm not turning my stream off, fuck you, and then
Speaker 3: turn it up louder. I'd hang up on you because
Speaker 3: because I also don't because I also owe you nothing.
Speaker 3: I don't owe you the call, but you don't owe
Speaker 3: me turning off your stream? Does that make sense? We
Speaker 3: are we have no debts to one another.
Speaker 10: No, we don't. I mean I've been here for a
Speaker 10: while on your streams for a couple of months, and
Speaker 10: I do always somethings are taking the time of my life.
Speaker 10: It's a good time away from me.
Speaker 3: Great speakerphone right now?
Speaker 10: No, all my AirPods wt me.
Speaker 3: Change No, Look, Joshua, josh what year were you born?
Speaker 10: Ninety seven?
Speaker 3: Ninety seven, that's when I was born.
Speaker 10: Huh, yes, I was born, no lover nice unto.
Speaker 3: Many spoiling No, I'm just kidding. I was born. And uh,
Speaker 3: when was I born?
Speaker 10: I was?
Speaker 3: When was I born? Josha? What's your secret?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: It was really a secret.
Speaker 10: But I didn't have a conversation. I want to I
Speaker 10: want to share with you. That was my weekend experience.
Speaker 3: Your weekend experience? Yes, yeah, tell me please.
Speaker 10: So I want to visit a friend of mine who
Speaker 10: lives in Pennsylvania. It doesn't matter what area, but to
Speaker 10: go see.
Speaker 12: Him, all right.
Speaker 10: And I went out with a friend of mine I
Speaker 10: should say acquaintance of mine, and uh, we didn't hung
Speaker 10: out too much, but we have mutual friends, but I
Speaker 10: was just sure, I'll.
Speaker 4: Drive with you.
Speaker 10: So we got out there Friday night, and I mean,
Speaker 10: you know, we had a couple of drinks. We had
Speaker 10: a good time, and Saturday we went out and had
Speaker 10: a better time. But it ultimately ended in him getting arrested.
Speaker 10: And I try to stay far away from police encounters
Speaker 10: along that line, play in the field, the field I
Speaker 10: studied in my future career. I try to say that
Speaker 10: out of that.
Speaker 3: And the law.
Speaker 10: Yes, yes, And he ended up pushing a police officer.
Speaker 3: What happened to him?
Speaker 10: Yeah, he got tackled by three officers and got arrested.
Speaker 10: We had a batre amount of jail.
Speaker 4: In three.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 10: So the point of me telling you this is I
Speaker 10: graduated from college last year late at twenty twenty, and
Speaker 10: I tried to avoid the police cower. Like I said, like,
Speaker 10: how should I have take? It was an awkward drive home.
Speaker 10: There was a really awkward drapt hoone because he drove.
Speaker 10: He got arrested, and.
Speaker 3: I tried to how the fuck did he That motherfucker's
Speaker 3: lucky he left that night? What the fuck? How did
Speaker 3: you even leave that night? Yes, I was not in
Speaker 3: jail forever immediately, or I.
Speaker 10: Like to believe that it's because he was I'm out
Speaker 10: of states and he was super belligerent and they just
Speaker 10: wanted to kind of teach him a lesson. Put him
Speaker 10: in jail cell. We picked him up, and they kicked
Speaker 10: him out. I feel like Polo, not.
Speaker 3: Try that's insane. How old? How old is he?
Speaker 10: Yeah, he's twenty two, a year younger than me.
Speaker 3: That's bullshit, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: I agree.
Speaker 3: And so you're asking what you should have done?
Speaker 10: No, not really what I should have done, because I
Speaker 10: did not want to get involved, and I did that.
Speaker 10: That's I did what I wanted to do and not
Speaker 10: be involved, So I got no trouble. But the question
Speaker 10: is and what I'm questioning myself and how should I
Speaker 10: further our friendship? Should I try to, I guess, not
Speaker 10: make a mess?
Speaker 3: Your sound moron?
Speaker 11: Yes he is a moron?
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Think you should do something else.
Speaker 10: What do you mean to do something else?
Speaker 3: Lucky moron? But he's moron?
Speaker 10: Yes, yes he is, and I agree with that totally.
Speaker 10: But I've known him for a while. But we end
Speaker 10: up hung out and tied about two years because I
Speaker 10: was away at college and I came back within a year, okay,
Speaker 10: and we kind of try to reach into our friendship.
Speaker 10: I mean, not that it was died out. We just
Speaker 10: kind of fell off, fell off and then me coming
Speaker 10: back to this, like, do I just tell them, hey,
Speaker 10: like we're not going to be friends anymore, or hey,
Speaker 10: you got to change your ways or I don't know
Speaker 10: what I should do.
Speaker 3: Uh, you gotta change your way? I mean I don't
Speaker 3: think you have to do anything. Man Like hmm, you
Speaker 3: said you what do you? What do you do with
Speaker 3: your life right now? You said this is a friend
Speaker 3: from home, right, yes.
Speaker 10: Yes, and I didn't I didn't move I can move
Speaker 10: back home. I graduated in twenty twenty, okay, and then
Speaker 10: I moved out.
Speaker 3: Are you planning on leaving home? Are you planning on
Speaker 3: going somewhere else?
Speaker 10: I did plan on going. I did plan going somewhere else,
Speaker 10: but other stuff happened in the hospital for a while,
Speaker 10: and right now I am unemployed because I'm not clear
Speaker 10: into working with therapy.
Speaker 4: I'm injured.
Speaker 3: I would just stop hanging out with this guy. I
Speaker 3: don't think you need to make it to a big, big,
Speaker 3: big deal. I mean, look, you stop hanging out with
Speaker 3: this guy for your own benefit, because it sounds like
Speaker 3: you don't really want to. It sounds like he has
Speaker 3: different values than you. It sounds like you could spend
Speaker 3: your time better than hanging out with I mean, I
Speaker 3: don't know if you like hanging out with them, do
Speaker 3: whatever you want, but I mean, don't feel don't never
Speaker 3: hang out with people out of obligation. I hate I
Speaker 3: you know, I've had this call. I've had I feel
Speaker 3: like We've had a lot of people calling about this recently,
Speaker 3: and they always mentioned they're always like, I've known him
Speaker 3: for so long, I've known them for it doesn't matter
Speaker 3: if they are not. You know, what you have in
Speaker 3: common with someone ten years ago could change. So if
Speaker 3: you feel like you right now would not be friends
Speaker 3: with him if you met him today, then there's no
Speaker 3: reason to be friends with them just out of that obligation,
Speaker 3: the fact that you've been friends so long.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, I understand that, Yeah I do. I do.
Speaker 10: But also a part of it, like, it's not I
Speaker 10: don't feel obligated either, because, like I said, we just
Speaker 10: kind of reconnut it recently, so it's not like we've
Speaker 10: been the bestest of friends for the past ten years.
Speaker 10: We're good of friends like four years ago.
Speaker 3: Well, look he didn't get shot in the face.
Speaker 10: Yes iron, yeah, yeah, that could have been really bad.
Speaker 3: So whatever happens to him is a bonus.
Speaker 10: That is true. Yes, Josh.
Speaker 3: Well listen, Josh, good luck to you. Choose your friends carefully. Uh,
Speaker 3: live your life according to your own values. Make sure
Speaker 3: to think of God and all the sacrifices he makes
Speaker 3: for you on a daily basis. And eat your vegetables.
Speaker 10: And I love you.
Speaker 3: I'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 10: Of course.
Speaker 4: I love my broccoli. I always do.
Speaker 10: I appreciate it.
Speaker 9: Have a good nightmare you true?
Speaker 1: How from this guy?
Speaker 3: This guy?
Speaker 5: Right? Hey, Hey, what's up? Man's what's up with you?
Speaker 14: Me?
Speaker 5: All out? Pulling your phone number for a while?
Speaker 11: Now?
Speaker 5: How are you?
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 3: Is there anything you want to talk about?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 5: What's tonight? The secret? Right, it's the secret, dude, ha ha, brother,
Speaker 5: I'm a I'm about uh well, I'm not gonna do
Speaker 5: it today or anytime soon, but I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 5: take somebody down for killing a dog and leaving the scene.
Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: You're gonna take somebody down.
Speaker 5: Well, put a hurt and on them. I'm not gonna
Speaker 5: kill anybody or anything like that. But uh, you know
Speaker 5: where I'm from, you don't. You don't run somebody's dog
Speaker 5: over and just take off.
Speaker 3: Did somebody run your dog over?
Speaker 5: Not mine, a good close friend of mine. But it
Speaker 5: doesn't matter who it was, you know, it's it's it's
Speaker 5: you know, it's a dog, somebody's pet.
Speaker 3: You know, how are you gonna take them down? What's
Speaker 3: your plan?
Speaker 5: Well, I don't have a plan because my old self
Speaker 5: would would just walk in the front door and start
Speaker 5: beating heads. But uh no, I'm just gonna sit back
Speaker 5: and wait for a while, figure out where they are,
Speaker 5: figured out where they live, that sort of thing.
Speaker 3: All right, So you don't have a plan.
Speaker 5: Uh, well no, because that's that's uh, you can't really
Speaker 5: say your plan, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Okay, you have a plan and you're not saying it,
Speaker 3: or you don't. You you don't have a plan.
Speaker 5: I have probably a million. But it just just happened
Speaker 5: yesterday and we finally found when this person lives, and
Speaker 5: so now it's you know the slowgan you know.
Speaker 3: Well, listen, here's the problem with vigilanteism is that what
Speaker 3: happens if you you know, you're trying to slay down
Speaker 3: the law. But all right, what happens if you get
Speaker 3: the law laid down on you?
Speaker 9: Mm I no, I agree with you.
Speaker 5: You're right, which is why you wait?
Speaker 3: What are you waiting for it?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 5: Time?
Speaker 4: You have to let time task.
Speaker 5: You can't. You can't go straight after somebody exactly after
Speaker 5: something that happens, because.
Speaker 9: Then you know, you wind up you get caught that way.
Speaker 5: I know it's silly, it sounds like it sounds like
Speaker 5: vigil antias stud nod, but it is. You know, you
Speaker 5: go to the cops with this kind of thing, it
Speaker 5: doesn't really play out.
Speaker 3: No wise, have you had an experience like that so
Speaker 3: far where it didn't play out? Uh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah yeah. I've always come from the type of
Speaker 5: place where you just kind of do things on your own,
Speaker 5: you know.
Speaker 3: Okay, how has that worked for you in the past?
Speaker 3: Fine situation in which you you felt like you had
Speaker 3: to take matters into your own hands.
Speaker 5: Man, I've gotten into probably a million fist fights just
Speaker 5: just helping other people, you know. Uh I could. There
Speaker 5: was one time on the subway where I saw some
Speaker 5: kid hitt an old lady. He had four friends. I
Speaker 5: took the ass whooping, but I gave an ass whooping
Speaker 5: and I got pulled into the precinct, and one by
Speaker 5: one the Costs came by quietly told me, good for you, man,
Speaker 5: I said, well, I'm not batman, I said, I'm just
Speaker 5: I'm just a dude, who you know. So it's somebody
Speaker 5: get hit, so.
Speaker 3: Injured. How do you find yourself consistently in situations in which.
Speaker 5: Not anymore? I'm older now, I don't do that anymore.
Speaker 5: That was the old being. This is the this is
Speaker 5: the you know, I got older now, and so this
Speaker 5: is just something that's set me off, you know. I
Speaker 5: think that's that stuff. You run over somebody, well, yeah,
Speaker 5: I mean somebody's speeding up the road, which is like
Speaker 5: a ten mile an hour road because it's a backstreet,
Speaker 5: and you take out somebody's dog and you just take
Speaker 5: off like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's I don't know.
Speaker 5: That doesn't sit well with me. I'm too injured now
Speaker 5: to even do anything about it really anyway. So that's
Speaker 5: another reason I wait, I.
Speaker 3: Suppose you're injured.
Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Do you feel as though being injured will affect your
Speaker 3: ability to lay the SmackDown?
Speaker 5: That's why I'm waiting.
Speaker 12: What do you.
Speaker 5: To heal well to heal, and it's a smart thing
Speaker 5: to do.
Speaker 3: Okay, how did you find out where this person lives?
Speaker 5: Well, everybody has cameras now, you know. So if you
Speaker 5: take a walk around the neighborhood, knock on doors, you
Speaker 5: get footage, and you find the car, and you get
Speaker 5: a piece of a license plate and put it all together,
Speaker 5: you got a trail. You find out where they're at.
Speaker 3: Let me ask you. Can I ask you a genuine question.
Speaker 6: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't really have my own opinion about this, but
Speaker 3: I'd love to hear yours.
Speaker 9: Absolutely.
Speaker 3: So after you say all this time of taking matters
Speaker 3: into your own hands, do you feel as though vengeance
Speaker 3: has accomplished much for you?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel better at the end of the day.
Speaker 5: You know, I'll come home with some lumps or whatever
Speaker 5: the case may be. But yeah, because because you know,
Speaker 5: we're at the day and age now where you can't
Speaker 5: really look at too many people for help when it
Speaker 5: comes to that sort of thing anymore. So you kind
Speaker 5: of do have take things in drilling in my opinion anyway,
Speaker 5: if that makes sense, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm just yapping here.
Speaker 3: I hope I hope things work out for you. I
Speaker 3: hope you stay safe.
Speaker 12: Oh without a doubt.
Speaker 5: That goes without saying, I know what to do.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you so much for sharing this guy. I'm
Speaker 3: glad you called in.
Speaker 5: Hey, brother, thanks for talking to me, of course.
Speaker 3: Man, you have a good night you too, Broo. All
Speaker 3: from Rosie, Rosie, Rosie, we've spoken before.
Speaker 13: Right, I don't believe so this is our first time shutting?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Rose Rosy. In that case, how how
Speaker 3: are you, jeez.
Speaker 16: Well stressed?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 3: Not gonna lie, Rosy. Why are you stressed? Is it
Speaker 3: because your dreams? Is it because your life didn't turn
Speaker 3: out the way you wanted to?
Speaker 13: Well, actually, kind of the opposite. I got like my
Speaker 13: dream job, and I'm afraid that I'm gonna like fuck
Speaker 13: it up.
Speaker 3: What's your dream job? Please?
Speaker 17: I want to do ghost writer?
Speaker 3: Now you're a ghost writer? This is We had another
Speaker 3: guy called in at the very beginning of this stream
Speaker 3: that was a ghost writer.
Speaker 13: Oh fuck, really that's awesome.
Speaker 3: Wait shit he did he? Wait did you say you're
Speaker 3: a ghost writer or a ghost writer?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 3: W R I t e R Like, okay, that's more realistic. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Another guy called in who was a ghost rider. He
Speaker 3: hated it. Oh, you don't seem like you hated tho.
Speaker 3: It's your dream job. You seem like you like it.
Speaker 13: Well, I mean my dream job is like I want
Speaker 13: to like write for a living, and this, I guess
Speaker 13: is like a stepping stone.
Speaker 4: I guess do you?
Speaker 3: I mean, are you professional for a living? Ghost writer?
Speaker 5: I will be.
Speaker 13: I'm like in my last year of college right now,
Speaker 13: and then hopefully I will start writing and doing creative
Speaker 13: things full time. But like, you know, that's stuff.
Speaker 3: Hmm, okay, so you said it's it's why is it?
Speaker 3: Why are you stressed?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 13: I don't know. It's like I don't know if you
Speaker 13: saw the new Pixar movie Soul, but it's like kind
Speaker 13: of that vibrant, like what you've wanted for a long time,
Speaker 13: and then you're like, okay, but am I good enough
Speaker 13: for it?
Speaker 12: You know?
Speaker 3: The impostor syndrome?
Speaker 13: Yeah, that's the word.
Speaker 3: I think I said something similar to another person who
Speaker 3: called in about that sort of thing. And this isn't
Speaker 3: my advice, This isn't something I came up with, but
Speaker 3: I remember reading it somewhere. Is that look when you
Speaker 3: feel like you're an impost either one of two things
Speaker 3: is going on. Either you are good enough at the
Speaker 3: thing that you're doing to do it, or you've successfully
Speaker 3: tricked people into thinking you are, both of which are
Speaker 3: incredible feats.
Speaker 13: Key, I'm hoping that I'm good enough and then eventually
Speaker 13: I can, like, you know, write for myself and have
Speaker 13: like have my name on it and not just write
Speaker 13: for other people online.
Speaker 11: Right.
Speaker 3: I hope you are too. But even if you're not,
Speaker 3: look at you, you're a little trickster, your devious little
Speaker 3: you know, running around conniving people successfully. It's it's fun.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, that's that's your worst case scenario.
Speaker 3: That's pretty good.
Speaker 13: I'm trying it, man, I'm trying to be snizing. I
Speaker 13: guess what what do you?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: Do you write?
Speaker 13: Mostly plays? But I'm trying to afford like nonfiction informative
Speaker 13: just because that's what people tend to want to have
Speaker 13: written for them, not really plays.
Speaker 3: Let me ask you, of the things that I read
Speaker 3: on the internet every day, of all the articles and
Speaker 3: tweets and stuff, how much of it is written by
Speaker 3: the people that it says it's written by, maybe like
Speaker 3: for it's not there's always forty percent.
Speaker 13: No, I'm totally fucking with you probably like maybe like eighty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're still pretty low. Yeah, hm hmm, all right,
Speaker 3: so why don't you think you're good enough to go strite? Man?
Speaker 13: I don't know, because it's like I've only ever written
Speaker 13: for like me and like some close friends. And also
Speaker 13: I'm writing in a genre that I like, have no
Speaker 13: serious and so I'm just kind of taking a step
Speaker 13: out into the ocean to drown.
Speaker 3: What's the what's the what's the the genre?
Speaker 13: It's like mostly like informative nonfiction, whereas I'm like, I
Speaker 13: like writing like fantastical shit. I was one of those
Speaker 13: like high fantasy people as a kid.
Speaker 3: So your ultimate dream it's to do your own writing.
Speaker 3: It's to publish under your own name, right, yeah, probably
Speaker 3: do you uh you know, in the midst of all
Speaker 3: your ghost writing and school going, do you have time
Speaker 3: to uh still create work under your own name?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 13: I mean part of what I'm studying is writing, but
Speaker 13: mostly for the Peter, So I am still writing for myself.
Speaker 13: But it's like weird to have, I guess, like a
Speaker 13: double life.
Speaker 3: It's cool though, I mean you're I mean, okay if
Speaker 3: you because here's the thing, and for you specifically the
Speaker 3: thing I was talking about where you know, if uh,
Speaker 3: it's true that you are an impostor and you tricked
Speaker 3: everyone for you. Oh my, you're like the triple Agents, right,
Speaker 3: because you trick someone into thinking you're someone you're not,
Speaker 3: and then and then you and then after that you
Speaker 3: trick another person into thinking that you're someone that you're not.
Speaker 13: I mean that's the dream.
Speaker 3: Ah, I think, I mean, I think you you're You're
Speaker 3: an all over win scenario here, impostor.
Speaker 13: I don't get fired because I suck.
Speaker 3: No, you won't get fired probably, Yeah, but if you
Speaker 3: get fired, just you just do something else that's true,
Speaker 3: and you'll Plus if you get fired, you'll have more
Speaker 3: time to work on your own stuff. Everything. Yeah, everything's
Speaker 3: coming up good for you.
Speaker 13: I think I'm just trying to make money. Man, it's
Speaker 13: fucking hard, like especially in today's post COVID economy or
Speaker 13: during COVID.
Speaker 3: Have you tried stealing?
Speaker 10: You know?
Speaker 18: I wanted to.
Speaker 13: I watched an old lady steel from a Sally Beauty
Speaker 13: and I felt this like pang of like jealousy in
Speaker 13: my heart.
Speaker 3: You could try stealing, you could.
Speaker 13: Rob I could, I definitely could. I don't know if
Speaker 13: I'd be any good at it, because I think my
Speaker 13: poker face is just terrible.
Speaker 9: Well great someone trying.
Speaker 13: To be anonymous on the internet, but I'm not graving.
Speaker 3: Listen, would you say your name was Katie? It's Katie?
Speaker 3: What was your name? Katy? Rosy? All right, well listen,
Speaker 3: Rosie again, I think everything is turning up good for you.
Speaker 3: I think that I think you're going to be okay.
Speaker 3: Whether you're an impostor or a thief or just a
Speaker 3: really good writer.
Speaker 13: I'm hoping all of those things. We can all go
Speaker 13: on my resume impostor and Steve good damned.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for sharing Rosie. You have a
Speaker 3: good rest of the night.
Speaker 13: Of course, he was well.
Speaker 1: Aw from Devin.
Speaker 6: Devin.
Speaker 3: Oh, hi, we've spoken before, haven't we.
Speaker 17: No, we actually haven't.
Speaker 3: Okay, must have been a must have been a different Devon.
Speaker 6: I mean, it's not that uncommon.
Speaker 3: It must have been. It must have been someone else's
Speaker 3: name was Devon. Yeah, that's funny. What's up? What hey, man?
Speaker 3: What's up with you? What's up?
Speaker 12: Devan?
Speaker 4: Not much, not much.
Speaker 17: Just finally got around to like doing adult stuff today,
Speaker 17: like filing my taxes and uh, doing my like midterm
Speaker 17: for philosophy.
Speaker 3: Uh, so you work and you're in school.
Speaker 17: Yeah, I do hair. I do hair, and I'm in
Speaker 17: school for psychology.
Speaker 3: You do hair and you're in school for psychology. You
Speaker 3: do hair, Like you work at a salon. You're a barber.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 17: I used to work at a salon. I so we
Speaker 17: had to shut down due to COVID, and then I
Speaker 17: found a new hair job. But you know, I don't
Speaker 17: It wasn't a great place to be, so I kind
Speaker 17: of quit and now I just do like freelance. So
Speaker 17: I'm like out of breath.
Speaker 3: Why are you out of breath?
Speaker 17: Because I'm nervous.
Speaker 3: Don't be nervous. Den. You seem like a good guy.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know have you killed anyone ever?
Speaker 3: Have you ever killed a person?
Speaker 18: No?
Speaker 17: I can't even eat meat. I'm vegetarian. I feel too
Speaker 17: bad eating meat.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're a sweetheart, Devin, Devin man, what's uh?
Speaker 3: What's your secret? Devon?
Speaker 17: I guess my secret would be that I want to
Speaker 17: fuck minotaurs?
Speaker 3: Mm, why do you want to fuck minotars?
Speaker 17: I don't know something about it. They're just like it's
Speaker 17: like divine masculine energy. And on top of that, just
Speaker 17: like all the hair and the horns.
Speaker 4: I just love it.
Speaker 3: Now, A minotar is a half man half horse.
Speaker 17: Correct, No, no, no, that's a sense harm. Minazars are half.
Speaker 3: Okay, I sorry for confusing mintars and centaurs. There, I
Speaker 3: apologize for that. You're fine a center I was thinking
Speaker 3: of a centaur. Yeah, And a minutar is half man
Speaker 3: half bull.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I gotta be honest with you. The bottom half of
Speaker 3: a horse and the bottom half of a bull when
Speaker 3: you zoom out, not that.
Speaker 17: Different, honestly, Yeah, but I so you.
Speaker 3: I mean, here's the thing, though, is that the parts
Speaker 3: that you would be interacting with sexually are more so
Speaker 3: that of the bull than of the man.
Speaker 17: Who knows. I guess that's something I want to find out.
Speaker 3: Well, you can either. Well, okay, so if you were
Speaker 3: to fuck the bull in the ass, you'd be putting
Speaker 3: your penis in the bull ass, which is part of
Speaker 3: the bottom half of the creature.
Speaker 17: Correct, it would be the other way around.
Speaker 3: I am not a top okay, all right, sorry, all right,
Speaker 3: So you want to get foxed by the bull, but
Speaker 3: you would be getting sucked by the penis of the bull. Also,
Speaker 3: located on the on the bottom half.
Speaker 17: Yeah, maybe, I mean, who knows, not an actual ball,
Speaker 17: not an actual.
Speaker 3: No, I mean I'm a centaur, a minotaur, a men tary.
Speaker 3: So the manager, would you have sex with a just
Speaker 3: straight up bull?
Speaker 17: No, absolutely not.
Speaker 3: But that doesn't make sense because you're interacting with the
Speaker 3: same sexual parts.
Speaker 17: I mean, like not necessarily. I mean I feel like
Speaker 17: the bull, as as like an animal, is less human
Speaker 17: and like not, It's like it feels less acceptable to me.
Speaker 3: I I you know what, My bad, I'm neglecting the
Speaker 3: emotional element of this. But another thing is, Okay, when
Speaker 3: you're getting fucked by the bull or when you're fucking
Speaker 3: the okay, you want to get sucked by the bull.
Speaker 3: When you're getting sucked by the bull from where you
Speaker 3: would be spatially, you won't. You don't even know that
Speaker 3: it's a minotaur because if you're fucking the mentaar from behind,
Speaker 3: you can see the guy's the back, like you can
Speaker 3: see his hot back muscles and like you know, his
Speaker 3: hair flowing hair and stuff. But when you're underneath the
Speaker 3: minotaur getting fucked, you can't really see the human part.
Speaker 3: So I can't see why it would be any different
Speaker 3: from getting sucked by a bull.
Speaker 17: I mean, and you guys, like, I see where you're
Speaker 17: coming from. But also it's just like even if I
Speaker 17: couldn't tell, it would just be like mentally, the ball
Speaker 17: is just way too animalistic and the miniitar is just
Speaker 17: like at least mostly human.
Speaker 3: Sure you like the idea of emotionally connecting with the
Speaker 3: human being and then physically sexually connecting with a bull
Speaker 3: and the combination of those two, I guess. I mean, look,
Speaker 3: I know I'm just asking because that's sort of what
Speaker 3: I'm getting.
Speaker 17: Yeah, I mean totally.
Speaker 3: How much money would you pay to have sex with
Speaker 3: a with a minotar?
Speaker 17: Probably not a lot because like I'm not I don't know,
Speaker 17: I'm a college student. But like I do have a
Speaker 17: minitar dildo that was like eighty bucks.
Speaker 3: What does what does a mintar dildo look like?
Speaker 17: I don't really know how to describe it. It's like
Speaker 17: why did the tip and it's kind of flat and
Speaker 17: it's like ridged. I don't I don't know how to
Speaker 17: describe it.
Speaker 3: God, that sounds extremely painful.
Speaker 17: I mean, like not if you warm up enough. Also,
Speaker 17: I didn't I'm not looking at chat because I don't
Speaker 17: want to hear what they have to say. But I
Speaker 17: did glance and someone said bad Dragon, not bad Dragon.
Speaker 17: I support smaller Etsy artists. Bad Dragon not Bad Dragon.
Speaker 17: That is a company that makes fantasy dildos. But I
Speaker 17: got mine from Wandering Bard. They're a small atsy store.
Speaker 3: Interesting.
Speaker 15: See.
Speaker 3: Oh, here's what's funny to me about this, because we
Speaker 3: had someone else come on who told who told us
Speaker 3: that they want to suck a dragon?
Speaker 17: Yeah, Stevie, you know I followed them on TikTok. Stevie.
Speaker 3: You you and Steve you would be best friends.
Speaker 12: I think probably probably.
Speaker 3: It's so just because I you know, I would think
Speaker 3: it's a joke. But uh, I mean you you really
Speaker 3: do want to have sex with the Minitar. I mean, like, yeah,
Speaker 3: the cool thing about the minitar is that it can
Speaker 3: it can consent to sex more than a bullcan.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 17: Absolutely no, that's like that's like one hundred percent. I
Speaker 17: wouldn't fuck the Mintar if they couldn't consent, you know
Speaker 17: what I mean, If like they couldn't speak and like
Speaker 17: tell me that it was okay, then I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Would you want the minutar to pursue you like court
Speaker 3: take you out to dinner, take you to the field,
Speaker 3: introduce you to its.
Speaker 17: I mean they wouldn't, they wouldn't necessarily have to, but
Speaker 17: like that would be a lot of fun.
Speaker 3: I have one more mintar question before we go. When
Speaker 3: I think of a minotaar, I think of is it
Speaker 3: How many arms does a minatar have?
Speaker 8: Four?
Speaker 10: Right?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: Two?
Speaker 17: It has two legs, two arms.
Speaker 3: Okay, so if.
Speaker 18: Like, like, is it a.
Speaker 3: Is it have as many legs? Like the four legs?
Speaker 12: What is it?
Speaker 3: What is it standing on? It's just a stand on
Speaker 3: a high legs, stands on high legs.
Speaker 17: It stands like a person would. But it's like the bottle.
Speaker 3: It stands on a high legs. Right, yeah, yeah that
Speaker 3: makes sense. Okay, now I fu I fuck one too
Speaker 3: for sure.
Speaker 6: Okay that yeah, see that makes yeah, that makes it.
Speaker 3: Okay. The way I was picturing it made a lot
Speaker 3: less sense. And now that I now that I know
Speaker 3: they stand on their hind legs, I totally get it.
Speaker 17: Oh okay, yeah, no, no, no, they stand on their legs,
Speaker 17: their hind.
Speaker 3: Legs especially differently.
Speaker 17: Super beefy all the time. Would love if they had
Speaker 17: it like a giant saptom Marne beautiful and they have
Speaker 17: the giant horns.
Speaker 3: I'm sold.
Speaker 17: Same. See it sounds like a good time.
Speaker 3: Well listen, Devin. You know, I hope one day it
Speaker 3: happens for you.
Speaker 9: You know, I wish we'll see you have a good.
Speaker 17: Dime man, you too.
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Speaker 19: All right, back to the calls awesome Tristan, Tristan dot go,
Speaker 19: who are you tell me everything?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 4: I'm good, I have a secret for you. Get there,
Speaker 4: All right, this is back. I think it was an
Speaker 4: elementary school. I don't remember what grade. I had a
Speaker 4: friend Ballandlin was one of my good friends. I don't
Speaker 4: remember who gave me the dare, but the dare was
Speaker 4: to kiss him and I'd get five bucks. So me
Speaker 4: as a kid, do I need to tell you when
Speaker 4: I was born?
Speaker 3: No, you sound like an adult.
Speaker 4: Oh that's kind of bold, okay, uh, I was born
Speaker 4: in ninety seven. All right, all right, I'm on a playground. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Well I didn't just kiss him because he didn't want
Speaker 4: to be kissed, and it was the worst feeling because
Speaker 4: I had to like chase him down and kiss him,
Speaker 4: and I didn't feel great. And the worst part was
Speaker 4: I didn't even get my five dollars.
Speaker 3: How old? How old were you guys?
Speaker 4: This was elementary school. I think it was like fifth
Speaker 4: or sixth grade, but I don't remember which exact one
Speaker 4: because it is so long ago.
Speaker 3: Have you have you since spoken with your friends about
Speaker 3: because you look, I mean, because you know there's a
Speaker 3: chance that he could carry this with him to this day.
Speaker 4: I have not spoken about it with him. We kind
Speaker 4: of stayed in touched though. Every once in a while
Speaker 4: he talked about like he went to another state and
Speaker 4: he works at a pop fum. Now, okay, really weird.
Speaker 4: But we haven't really talked about that into it ever.
Speaker 3: Do you think it would help Well, I don't know
Speaker 3: if you do. I don't know if he wants to.
Speaker 4: Well exactly, I don't know. It'd be weird to bring
Speaker 4: it up. Yeah, it leads in't in today too, because like,
Speaker 4: I consider myself a straight man, but but sometimes when
Speaker 4: I get really really drunk, I might say some questionable things,
Speaker 4: and like I've got a bidet right because it's it's
Speaker 4: hygien but sober, I can only use it like maybe
Speaker 4: half left. But if I get enough drinks, I can
Speaker 4: just crank that thing to the max.
Speaker 3: So, so you you think that you might be gay
Speaker 3: when you, uh, when you drink.
Speaker 4: I don't when I drink.
Speaker 3: Maybe look does this cause you? I mean, look, here's
Speaker 3: the thing.
Speaker 6: Uh, you know.
Speaker 3: This is fine? Man, you know there's nothing there's I
Speaker 3: hope this isn't causing you stress. Shouldn't cause you stress.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, uh, you guys were young. You
Speaker 3: know you what you do with with his friend that's
Speaker 3: a whole sort of different thing. But look, man, you
Speaker 3: know there's nothing wrong with feeling pleasure at things that
Speaker 3: maybe in the past you thought you never would. There's
Speaker 3: something wrong with being open minded, you know. I like
Speaker 3: your your fear from this is that you're holding on
Speaker 3: so tight to your identity. But why what are you
Speaker 3: trying to protect it from?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 3: Are you comfortable with who you are?
Speaker 6: Do you are?
Speaker 12: Do you?
Speaker 2: Do?
Speaker 12: You?
Speaker 4: Do you?
Speaker 3: Are you embarrassed at the idea of other people thinking that,
Speaker 3: you know, you like you like using a bidet for
Speaker 3: sexual pleasure.
Speaker 20: I don't know.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 12: What happened.
Speaker 3: I thought that's where you were implying. Wait, hello, what's
Speaker 3: your name? I'm still here.
Speaker 6: Hold on, you don't okay?
Speaker 4: Oh wait, that's what's happening. Hold on sorry. Uh the
Speaker 4: twitch was open and I pressed it with my face
Speaker 4: there we got really confused for a second. No, it
Speaker 4: was kind of like it was kind of more like
Speaker 4: not confusion for pleasure, like not using it for pleasure,
Speaker 4: but more just like it's intolerable when sober, but when drunk,
Speaker 4: it's like I don't even feel it, you know, I mean.
Speaker 3: This could there could be a physical element to this.
Speaker 3: I don't know if this is necessarily you know, a
Speaker 3: statement on your sexuality as a whole. But I mean,
Speaker 3: I you know, maybe I don't know your your muscles.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not a doctor. We're getting into the
Speaker 3: doctor annommey territory here. But alcohol has certain effects on
Speaker 3: the muscles, and maybe it makes your ability to receive
Speaker 3: pressure anally easier.
Speaker 4: I don't know what I.
Speaker 15: Should do in this situation, because you don't have to
Speaker 15: do anyway.
Speaker 3: You don't have to doing it no what.
Speaker 4: Because my girlfriend I have a girlfriend, and my girlfriend
Speaker 4: is bisexual, and my girlfriend may want to stick certain
Speaker 4: objects in certain places, okay, And the only time I've
Speaker 4: considered it is when drunk.
Speaker 3: Well mhm, I mean, look, don't let being drunk make
Speaker 3: you do things you don't want to do. If you
Speaker 3: want my personal opinion, I think that if you're willing
Speaker 3: to do something drunk, but I'm willing to do it sober,
Speaker 3: you probably shouldn't do it.
Speaker 4: That's a fair point. But I mean I don't think
Speaker 4: I necessarily regret it. I just don't. I don't know,
Speaker 4: like that's that's like reverse poop.
Speaker 3: Look, man, look, do whatever feels right to you. I
Speaker 3: just thought I don't want I don't want to see
Speaker 3: you were depriving yourself of of of pleasure just because
Speaker 3: you're trying to keep up with some sort of identity
Speaker 3: that you've crafted of yourself.
Speaker 4: That's fair. You're speaking facts right now.
Speaker 9: I respect that.
Speaker 3: Would you say your name was Tristan? Well, good luck,
Speaker 3: have fun, Tristan.
Speaker 4: I love you, mister Gecko. Thank you.
Speaker 3: All.
Speaker 16: From Carson.
Speaker 3: Carson.
Speaker 6: Hello, hey, I.
Speaker 3: I forgot how to do this just now. I'll see
Speaker 3: it's been about a year of me doing this. I
Speaker 3: forgot how to do this. I don't know how to
Speaker 3: do this anymore. I forgot just as well. I think
Speaker 3: next call, I'll figure i'll remember. But I forgot how
Speaker 3: to do this just now. I'll to do what just
Speaker 3: kidding me saying that I forgot to do this as
Speaker 3: part of the fact that I have such a mastery
Speaker 3: of how to do this that you know, I can
Speaker 3: break the rules. I can play outside the boundaries.
Speaker 9: Oh, man, breaking it breaking.
Speaker 3: That's here on board.
Speaker 11: I'm on board.
Speaker 3: Let's just see it.
Speaker 11: Well, man, my secrets related to a secret from earlier.
Speaker 11: My girlfriend gives it to me. Man, I hope that
Speaker 11: guy still listen to its great?
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, allright, we got we gotta talk to now,
Speaker 3: please please, please tell me, tell me what you want.
Speaker 3: You'll tell me what you would have telled him.
Speaker 11: I would have told him, Man, don't be afraid, because
Speaker 11: I was.
Speaker 10: And you know, you just gotta.
Speaker 11: Accept it and enjoy it because it's it's great and
Speaker 11: it's intimate and it's beautiful and you just gotta have
Speaker 11: You just gotta live life like that.
Speaker 12: Mm.
Speaker 3: How recently did she start doing.
Speaker 18: This with you?
Speaker 11: Uh, like three or four months?
Speaker 3: M hmm. And was it a lot to get you
Speaker 3: to agree to it?
Speaker 11: I mean, it's something I thought about for a while,
Speaker 11: but we never I don't know, I never talked about
Speaker 11: it with girls before her, and she kind of had
Speaker 11: done that with girls, and it just kind of developed.
Speaker 11: M At first, I was like, oh, masculinity, masculinity, but
Speaker 11: you know, you gotta live.
Speaker 3: I respect that, I respect that. You know, this is
Speaker 3: clear something to interest you. It's clear there's something I
Speaker 3: interested that caller. But for whatever reason, they just didn't
Speaker 3: want to follow follow their nose.
Speaker 11: Oh man, maybe it wasn't those you know, who knows,
Speaker 11: but it is. Well, we're not married, but it's great.
Speaker 11: You know, we got similar interests and she's great and
Speaker 11: you know over in the New Experiences, you're.
Speaker 3: Like the happiest guy I've spoken to on that, I think.
Speaker 11: Oh man, I don't know about that. That guy that
Speaker 11: wanted to bang the minataury was pretty happy.
Speaker 3: He was about for a second, I'm like, he's getting
Speaker 3: pegged to the secret of happiness. I don't know, got
Speaker 3: me thinking that right now?
Speaker 11: Nah, I think the secret to happiness is just, you know,
Speaker 11: not robbing yourself of experiences and being kind.
Speaker 12: I like them.
Speaker 3: What you your name was, Carson? Thank you so much
Speaker 3: for sharing Carson. Well, thank you, Gecko man m I
Speaker 3: almost is there is there anything else you wanted to
Speaker 3: talk about? Carson?
Speaker 11: Well, I mean not really. You know, that was a
Speaker 11: response to that guynar Man was he was pretty funny.
Speaker 3: He was pretty funny.
Speaker 11: I've actually met people that wipe uh white right the
Speaker 11: wrong way before as well. I had a family friend
Speaker 11: when we were growing up with a bit over call.
Speaker 3: In after every caller and just be like, hey, you know,
Speaker 3: I know a guy that was dealing with the same
Speaker 3: problem and they turned off fine, so good luck, you know.
Speaker 3: I feel like that would be a good pick me
Speaker 3: up for all these people.
Speaker 11: Oh man, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 9: I think you do a great job of that.
Speaker 10: Man.
Speaker 11: You're always like raising people up, even when it's a
Speaker 11: sad thing, you know, I think it's great, which.
Speaker 4: Doing is awesome.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you, man. I appreciate that you have a
Speaker 3: good rest of the night.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you take care.
Speaker 12: That's just that's just the great.
Speaker 3: That's just the greatest advertisement for getting pegged of all time.
Speaker 3: Just that guy Carson is the happiest person I've met
Speaker 3: in my entire life.
Speaker 9: Press Scott, Press Scott, Oh my god, Jack, what's going on?
Speaker 3: What did you What were you doing before you called in?
Speaker 9: I am writing a paper right now on Islamic law.
Speaker 3: A paper on Islamic law, that is correct. Is that
Speaker 3: a subject that is a particular interest to you? Or
Speaker 3: are you just writing it because you have to?
Speaker 9: I'm writing it because I am in a class on Islamic.
Speaker 4: Law, so I have to do this, Okay.
Speaker 3: Are you taking the class on Islamic law because it's
Speaker 3: of interest to you or because you have to to
Speaker 3: achieve some sort of other goal.
Speaker 9: It's of interest of me. I love the professors. It's
Speaker 9: a good class, really fun class.
Speaker 3: How did you get involved in are How did you
Speaker 3: get interested in Islamic law. Are you Are you a
Speaker 3: practice Islam No, I do not.
Speaker 9: I took a class with this professor examining the origins
Speaker 9: of religion in the Middle East, and I really liked it,
Speaker 9: and then I got really interested in the Middle East,
Speaker 9: and so a lot of my papers in college have
Speaker 9: been kind of related to topics in the Middle East,
Speaker 9: like o, Libya and stuff.
Speaker 3: Interesting. Do you feel as though you have a You've
Speaker 3: broadened your perspective learning about cultures that are different than
Speaker 3: your own.
Speaker 9: I would definitely say so. I would definitely say so.
Speaker 3: What's your name?
Speaker 9: Prescott?
Speaker 3: Prescott's Yeah. What's your secret?
Speaker 21: Oh?
Speaker 9: Jeez, oh?
Speaker 12: What was Mike?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 9: I guess my secret is there's a photo of me
Speaker 9: in a naked calendar.
Speaker 3: Are you fully naked or are you covering any part
Speaker 3: of your u?
Speaker 9: You cannot see my penis, but my ass cheeks are
Speaker 9: fully out, well, my body is fully out. They're not spread,
Speaker 9: but they are on a pole.
Speaker 3: They're on a pole. Are like like wrapped around the pole.
Speaker 9: Uh, you know, like a golf tea or like the
Speaker 9: golf flag.
Speaker 6: Yes, it's like up against that.
Speaker 9: My My penis was in the hole and my ass
Speaker 9: was up on the pole.
Speaker 3: Wait, your penis was Wait that doesn't make sense because
Speaker 3: the how can your penis be in the hole but
Speaker 3: your ass is up against the poles.
Speaker 9: I pulled the flag out and I stuck it between
Speaker 9: my thighs.
Speaker 3: Okay, so all right, so the pole is being held
Speaker 3: by your ass.
Speaker 9: Cheese pretty much?
Speaker 3: And how did you come to be a part of
Speaker 3: this project?
Speaker 20: Uh?
Speaker 9: Oh man, I don't know how to explain it, uh
Speaker 9: simplest way as college antics. Money, specifically money for alcohol.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and you know, I.
Speaker 3: Stop me if this is private information. But what does
Speaker 3: a shoot like that tend to pay out?
Speaker 9: Oh man, I don't remember what it paid out. Jeez,
Speaker 9: it was. I will just say, I mean I did
Speaker 9: not get paid for that specifically, But I don't think
Speaker 9: i'd honestly paid out that much money.
Speaker 3: What do you mean you didn't get paid for that specifically?
Speaker 9: Well, it was it was like a community ordeal, like
Speaker 9: there were multiple people who are part of the calendar.
Speaker 9: I was just I was I think it was.
Speaker 3: It was a charity calendar.
Speaker 9: Yes, in a sense.
Speaker 3: Who would it benefit?
Speaker 9: Benefited all of us because the money went towards uh
Speaker 9: drinking money. So like we got l kegs. I think
Speaker 9: I don't really remember.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, so now like a charity like for the
Speaker 3: uh uh.
Speaker 9: School, Well it was charity, it was it benefited more
Speaker 9: than just me, you know, so it's you know, I
Speaker 9: gave back to the people.
Speaker 3: Do you think you would have made more money had
Speaker 3: you shown your penis, you know? Or less money?
Speaker 9: I don't think that. Well. I don't think we would
Speaker 9: have made any money because on the calendar wouldn't be
Speaker 9: able to be made because like they said, no explicit
Speaker 9: nudity could be in the calendar, like the calendar people did,
Speaker 9: the calendar people, big calendar.
Speaker 3: You know, it doesn't make sense to me. Is like,
Speaker 3: how do you get that far? Is to be like,
Speaker 3: all right, it's cool if you shove a flagpole between
Speaker 3: your ass, but it's not cool if share penis, like
Speaker 3: if you're going to go that far, just complete, just
Speaker 3: to do the point I think it's sharing. Would you
Speaker 3: say name was Prescott? You've wonder from that Prescott?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 6: You too?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: All from not the Zodiac Killer, not the Zodiac act killer.
Speaker 20: Uh yes, I am in fact not not not him.
Speaker 3: Hold on, not the Zodiac Killer. I'm so sorry enough
Speaker 3: to you with someone in the chat just said, could
Speaker 3: we film and send nature for footage for me to use?
Speaker 3: And I want to say yes because it actually sounds
Speaker 3: really awesome. Uh, but anyway, not the Zodiac Killer? All right,
Speaker 3: so what's uh you know? Not the Zodiac Killer? Look, yes,
Speaker 3: I it's so much rather hear about what you are
Speaker 3: than about what you are not. That's more interesting to me.
Speaker 10: Yeah, what do you want to know?
Speaker 20: I'm an open book.
Speaker 3: Well, is there any particular reason that you called in
Speaker 3: not the Zodiac Killer?
Speaker 20: Okay, I'm gonna be real with you. I have I
Speaker 20: have I have a secret and I was like trying
Speaker 20: to figure out, like what what you call myself when
Speaker 20: I called in, because I was nervous because I don't
Speaker 20: want any my friends listen to this and I don't
Speaker 20: want them to hear my secret.
Speaker 3: They're probably gonna re'll probably recognize your voice.
Speaker 20: No, I've disguised it perfectly. What do you mean discuss No,
Speaker 20: I'm disguising my voice. Like my voice is so different
Speaker 20: than what the voice that I am using right now
Speaker 20: really completely.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what is your how is it different?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 3: Okay, can you describe because your voice is it's very
Speaker 3: sounds like a normal voice, you know, so do a
Speaker 3: good thing.
Speaker 20: Yeah, I know, it's that's show biz baby baby, you know.
Speaker 20: Just I'm really good at changing my voice, and this
Speaker 20: is not what my real voice sounds like, you know,
Speaker 20: smoking me so interesting.
Speaker 3: I don't know, because like I can do different voices,
Speaker 3: but I can't do another. I mean, you're this is
Speaker 3: a normal person voice. I can't do and does I can,
Speaker 3: like I can do like this this like silly voice,
Speaker 3: but that like sounds like I'm doing it. I can't
Speaker 3: do another voice that just sounds like a normal voice.
Speaker 20: Maybe it's just a Twitch channel where I teach people
Speaker 20: how to change and decide their voices to call into
Speaker 20: others Twitch channels.
Speaker 6: Maybe what's your say?
Speaker 20: Okay, okay, this is I had to.
Speaker 13: Leave the room.
Speaker 20: My fiancee is probably watching this right now, and I
Speaker 20: feel bad because I'm going to reveal something about myself.
Speaker 20: It's like really embarrassing. Oh god, Okay, okay, So you
Speaker 20: know how you know how when you when you poop?
Speaker 18: You know how?
Speaker 20: You you know how like most people wipe from front
Speaker 20: to back. I have always wiped back to front.
Speaker 4: Is that it?
Speaker 20: Yeah?
Speaker 10: That's it?
Speaker 3: What's your real voice. What's your real voice? What's your
Speaker 3: real voice? Is that your real voice?
Speaker 20: Yeah, this is my real voice. I would never be
Speaker 20: able to pull that off in the heat of the moment.
Speaker 10: This is it? This is me?
Speaker 2: Is that that bad?
Speaker 3: I just glanced to chat just now and they said
Speaker 3: they can lead to a U T I But I
Speaker 3: don't know. I don't know anything about.
Speaker 20: I've been I so I was just always taught this
Speaker 20: way and maybe it wasn't I don't remember being taught a.
Speaker 3: Certain way being taught either.
Speaker 20: Like you, I mean like I don't I don't want
Speaker 20: to ask you because like it's personal. You don't have
Speaker 20: to share your secret, but like to do this, okay, well,
Speaker 20: like you're I think.
Speaker 3: That you are. I think that you're overestimating this the
Speaker 3: secrecy of the personal illness of pooping.
Speaker 20: I feel like a lot of people actually like to
Speaker 20: talk about pooping more than we give people credit for.
Speaker 20: Like I feel like if we've walked into your room
Speaker 20: of like at like a party, and you're like front
Speaker 20: to back, back to front, like let's just dot, I
Speaker 20: feel like.
Speaker 3: I don't even know, like even like.
Speaker 20: I don't know, is it that like is that that
Speaker 20: I've been shamed by people close to me when I've
Speaker 20: told them this a little bit and they say the
Speaker 20: same thing, U TI yas infection whatever. I've never gotten
Speaker 20: any of those. And I'm like, number, okay, here's another thing.
Speaker 20: The days are a magical invention by humanity that take
Speaker 20: care of a lot of things, you know, like, the
Speaker 20: days are a magical thing. And I am probe with
Speaker 20: the day.
Speaker 12: Now.
Speaker 3: Now you're starting to lose me here. Now, I have
Speaker 3: no idea you're talking about the day, the days. The
Speaker 3: days are a magical thing.
Speaker 20: The day.
Speaker 3: So whether you said the days you own a day?
Speaker 20: Yeah, okay, Well here's another chink in the armor with this.
Speaker 20: I'm very I'm upset about this right now, and I
Speaker 20: hope my fiance is listening. So our but days broke
Speaker 20: recently and I've been yelling at not yelling at him.
Speaker 20: I've just been like, we need to buy another day,
Speaker 20: and he's like, we're not going to buy a twenty
Speaker 20: dollars a day on Amazon. We need to like get
Speaker 20: a nice day if we're going to get a day. Anyways,
Speaker 20: it's not that's not important. We don't have a day
Speaker 20: right now. We used to have the day, it's like,
Speaker 20: but cleanliness people, you know, I don't know, all.
Speaker 3: Right, so apparently because apparently, I mean, I don't have
Speaker 3: a vagina, but apparently, yeah, you can be the apparently
Speaker 3: kid that viral video when you're wiping back to front
Speaker 3: you end up wiping poop into your vagina, which apparently can.
Speaker 20: Okay, this is a conversation that I've had before of like,
Speaker 20: I have never like the angle that you can ingle.
Speaker 20: It's all about the angles, like you, you like, never
Speaker 20: get that far. And maybe I'm built different.
Speaker 13: I don't know, I'm not.
Speaker 20: Honestly, I have never I have not given a name for.
Speaker 3: Nora. You know, you seem like a normal human being.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't think that. I don't think that
Speaker 3: you knowingly wipe poop and do your vagiant. You've got
Speaker 3: to have a system to wipe that far. So I
Speaker 3: don't know why everyone keeps saying you're gonna get used
Speaker 3: g I I don't know why everyone thinks it's so gross.
Speaker 3: It doesn't make I don't. I don't really, it doesn't.
Speaker 3: It doesn't really, I don't get it.
Speaker 13: Mm hm.
Speaker 20: I appreciate the concern. I honestly like they should shame.
Speaker 20: Like I've actively tried to teach myself to go the
Speaker 20: other way and it feels so weird, Like I don't know,
Speaker 20: I like, maybe I need to watch you to it,
Speaker 20: like I cannot. It's feels so weird so the other
Speaker 20: way and maybe I need to practice more. Anyways, I'm
Speaker 20: really glad that I shared.
Speaker 3: This with I'm glad. I'm glad I could be a
Speaker 3: catalyst and you getting this off your chest. I'm very
Speaker 3: happy I've been here.
Speaker 20: I need I need to work through it. But in
Speaker 20: your opinion, do you think like you wipe you're a guy.
Speaker 4: You wipe back?
Speaker 3: Yes, have an opinion on the method, because I mean
Speaker 3: I don't have an opinion on the method because everyone
Speaker 3: in the chat is like, oh, that's gross, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I don't even know. I'm just like, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 3: get it.
Speaker 10: Well.
Speaker 20: I hope that none of my friends heard this tonight
Speaker 20: because they would.
Speaker 3: Why That's That's That's where I'm like, look, what's Norah?
Speaker 19: Norah?
Speaker 3: Who cares about your your friends and what they think
Speaker 3: about the way that you poop?
Speaker 12: All Right?
Speaker 20: You know, I don't want to be known as like
Speaker 20: the poopy pants.
Speaker 3: Of No, They're gonna if you here, they're gonna be like,
Speaker 3: oh God, you're on the cuckoo shoe.
Speaker 20: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: Okay, they won't even they won't even they won't even
Speaker 3: they won't even know the fact that you did you poop.
Speaker 3: I mean they know that you poop. Everyone poops. You
Speaker 3: read the book, everyone poops. Mm hmm. Norah. I love you,
Speaker 3: and I believe that one day our soul's being a
Speaker 3: twined together forever in the Kingdom of heaven. And I
Speaker 3: appreciate you calling it and sharing what you share with those.
Speaker 3: I appreciate your vulnerable Yeah.
Speaker 20: Hell satan.
Speaker 1: Hye all from.
Speaker 3: J oh Hi.
Speaker 21: Hi, what's going on?
Speaker 13: How are you?
Speaker 3: What's your secret?
Speaker 21: Let's see, I have two secrets. Do you want the
Speaker 21: spicier one or the more mundane one.
Speaker 3: Let's let's start with the mundane. I think we work
Speaker 3: way up so that way, I mean, that makes sense, right,
Speaker 3: because that way the spicy will almost em even more
Speaker 3: spicy as opposed to the mundane one seeming not as
Speaker 3: spicy in comparison to some spicy one.
Speaker 21: Yeah, okay, I like that. It's we have to like
Speaker 21: work up to it, get to know each other a bit.
Speaker 6: Better.
Speaker 21: Okay, So I think for the mundane one is that
Speaker 21: I have used my stepdad as a recommendation to get
Speaker 21: the majority of.
Speaker 3: Jobs I've gotten, the majority of jobs you've gotten. How
Speaker 3: many jobs have you gotten on your stepdad's recommendation?
Speaker 21: I think three.
Speaker 3: Now, what I am curious about is does your stepdad
Speaker 3: work at these places or does he have nothing to
Speaker 3: do with them? And he's just a very persuasive guy.
Speaker 3: So he's just very good, Like he doesn't have a
Speaker 3: relationship with the people that own the place or anything.
Speaker 3: He's just very good at persuading them at your competence,
Speaker 3: because that would be that would be impressive. I would
Speaker 3: take advantage of that skill.
Speaker 21: Yeah, he's a salesman and so he's I think he's
Speaker 21: like really good at just like, uh, selling my personality.
Speaker 21: But the issue is that like I tell them that
Speaker 21: he's just my hockey coach, like they everyone who like
Speaker 21: every drop I've applied to thinks that he is my
Speaker 21: hockey coach with your relation to me.
Speaker 3: The wait, it still doesn't make sense, Jolie. How old
Speaker 3: are you?
Speaker 21: I'm twenty one.
Speaker 3: Okay, So so you said that doesn't work at these places.
Speaker 3: No interesting that's impressive. Yes, yes, okay, what's the spicier secret.
Speaker 21: The spicier secret is that I I once had sex
Speaker 21: in the same room as my best friend ought.
Speaker 3: No, with a guy who your stepdad recommended have sex
Speaker 3: with you.
Speaker 21: He recommended me for the job that put me in
Speaker 21: the place where I had sex.
Speaker 18: With the person.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's that's that's less direct than what I described.
Speaker 3: But yeah, okay, you had sex in a room with
Speaker 3: your best friend next to you?
Speaker 21: Oh blow me?
Speaker 3: But yeah, below you, right, so they were in another
Speaker 3: all right, So that's like, I mean, that's kind of
Speaker 3: the same, like if you live with someone and they're
Speaker 3: in the living room watching TV while you're in your
Speaker 3: room having sex with someone. I mean, that's it's pretty normal.
Speaker 21: No, we're like on a bunk bed.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, that makes it less Uh now, okay, do
Speaker 3: you sort of do a post evaluation with your friend
Speaker 3: in the morning. Did they tell you, yeah, that was
Speaker 3: a little uncomfortable, uh, you know, having how did they
Speaker 3: feel about it?
Speaker 21: They never said anything to me. I mean, okay, to
Speaker 21: be fair, their partner was also in the bed with them,
Speaker 21: but we just really never talked about it.
Speaker 3: So how do you know that they were even you know,
Speaker 3: conscious of the fact that you were having sex above them.
Speaker 3: If they never mentioned anything, they could have been asleep,
Speaker 3: They could have been having sex with each other and
Speaker 3: two focused on you know, each other's love energies to
Speaker 3: you know, be concerned with yours.
Speaker 21: I mean, yeah, I guess I never really thought about
Speaker 21: it that way. I guess I was more like caught
Speaker 21: up in the fact that, like I knew I did it.
Speaker 3: You know, do you feel bad about this? Do you
Speaker 3: feel guilty about this.
Speaker 18: A little bit?
Speaker 21: Because I mean I wouldn't want to be in their
Speaker 21: situation right where like I was just sitting there and
Speaker 21: people were having.
Speaker 6: Sex with on me.
Speaker 3: Well, you should apologize, and then you should offer to
Speaker 3: let them have sex above you in the sand bunk
Speaker 3: bed to make it even.
Speaker 21: I'll let them know that you said that.
Speaker 3: What you say your name was Joli? Ever seen ro.
Speaker 21: Oh is that that kids show when they're all like
Speaker 21: round and yellow?
Speaker 3: Yes, that's the one.
Speaker 21: Yes, they had a fun like theme.
Speaker 3: Bong too it did you have a good do you
Speaker 3: have a wonder for us to that night?
Speaker 12: Juli Oli?
Speaker 21: Thank you too?
Speaker 6: Get that's not that bad.
Speaker 19: I mean, I.
Speaker 3: Who hasn't had sex, and I mean, okay, oh wait, no,
Speaker 3: it was the bunk beds ah that bed because at
Speaker 3: first I thought she was just like, oh, they were
Speaker 3: below him and like another room, like there was.
Speaker 9: Like a wall.
Speaker 3: What's the what do you put in caulk ship in
Speaker 3: between them?
Speaker 12: From John?
Speaker 3: John?
Speaker 12: So my secrets kind of I can't get it out.
Speaker 12: It's kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Take your time.
Speaker 12: So me and my buddies were my buddies were trying
Speaker 12: to trick me into showing them my penis.
Speaker 3: They were trying to trick you into showing them. Did
Speaker 3: this involve a calendar?
Speaker 18: Now?
Speaker 12: My buddies were saying that they were bigger than me, okay,
Speaker 12: And they actually never showed the pictures to each other.
Speaker 12: And it took me like five minutes to try to
Speaker 12: get a hard on. And what I took the picture, dude,
Speaker 12: who bad angle? All it showed was just the mushroom
Speaker 12: top mhm. There was no girth at length. It was
Speaker 12: just the tip of the penis, like.
Speaker 3: You shot it from like a top down perspective.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 12: And now that I can't live it down, they won't
Speaker 12: let me. Uh, they just call me shrewmish you know
Speaker 12: the Pokemon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's your name?
Speaker 12: It's John?
Speaker 3: John? Yeah, I call you shmish. Listen, John, you gotta
Speaker 3: get new friends, new friends. Man, I gotta tell you that,
Speaker 3: you know, the number one quality I look for in
Speaker 3: a friend is is you know, acceptance of me regardless
Speaker 3: of the size of my penis. And I think you
Speaker 3: need to you need to, John, have you ever thought about, like,
Speaker 3: you know, a lot of times we pick our friends
Speaker 3: very passively. We sort of just go through life and
Speaker 3: whoever our friends are our friends. But John, have you
Speaker 3: ever thought about setting more defined criteria for who you
Speaker 3: choose to spend your time with and maybe including in
Speaker 3: that criteria people who will not judge you for the
Speaker 3: size of your penis.
Speaker 12: You know, I really like hanging out with these guys though, So.
Speaker 3: I mean, why are you looking at with them?
Speaker 12: You know, they make me laugh, to make me smile.
Speaker 12: They're really good friends, had him for a long time.
Speaker 12: M hm.
Speaker 3: But you obviously don't like when they make fun of
Speaker 3: your penis.
Speaker 12: I mean, really act they would have never known them
Speaker 12: if I didn't show them.
Speaker 3: But I guess I think it's you. I don't think
Speaker 3: it's your fault, John, John, John, Look, you know it's
Speaker 3: not your fault.
Speaker 12: Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3: I thought they made you. They made you feel comfortable,
Speaker 3: They made you feel through your friends, right, you know,
Speaker 3: they put you in a situation in which they made
Speaker 3: you feel comfortable enough to show them your penis, and
Speaker 3: then they took advantage of it.
Speaker 12: Yeah, they churched me.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 12: Yeah, It's okay because you know, may be small, but
Speaker 12: it still gets a job done. No means.
Speaker 6: See.
Speaker 3: That's the thing, John, is how do you feel about
Speaker 3: your penis? And it sounds to me like you've got
Speaker 3: a good self image. Yes, and I think you should
Speaker 3: continue to have that self image, and you should continue
Speaker 3: to believe in the strength of your own penis regardless
Speaker 3: of what others might think.
Speaker 12: Well, thank you. I really do appreciate that, of course, confidence,
Speaker 12: I appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Of course. Of course you have a great night. John.
Speaker 1: Oh Paul from Jimbo.
Speaker 9: Hello all from jim Boy.
Speaker 11: Hello, Hey Greco.
Speaker 16: It's cool, okay, Yeah, I'm watching the live stream for
Speaker 16: like the second or third time.
Speaker 3: Thought i'd call in live stream.
Speaker 16: Yeah, Well what's it's on twitch?
Speaker 10: Right?
Speaker 3: What what did you say?
Speaker 12: Your name was? Again?
Speaker 9: Jimbo?
Speaker 3: Jimbo what's your secret? Man?
Speaker 16: Oh man, let's let's go for the little The one
Speaker 16: from my childhood hit me so uh in the uh
Speaker 16: there was like a wild area behind a fence in
Speaker 16: my childhood at home, and I don't know what the destiny,
Speaker 16: but when I was a kid, I would go back
Speaker 16: there and take giant shits in the woods, and I
Speaker 16: would sneak paper towels out in my pocket from the house.
Speaker 3: You know, I kind of do a similar thing, not
Speaker 3: with shit or with piss.
Speaker 11: Like I.
Speaker 3: I where I am where I like do my whatever
Speaker 3: during the day, where I usually am during the day,
Speaker 3: I'm equidistant. I'm equally close to a bathroom, like a
Speaker 3: real bathroom as I am, like just going outside of
Speaker 3: my house and peeing in in my in my backyard.
Speaker 3: And I always choose to go pee in the backyard
Speaker 3: because it's I like being outside. It's nice to take
Speaker 3: a little moment to be outside. I understand why you
Speaker 3: did what you did, Oh yeah, oh yeah, but uh.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I realized the whole kind of taking a dump
Speaker 16: in the behind the wood is kind of weird.
Speaker 1: But I don't know.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing I like with piss. I understand it,
Speaker 3: but taking a dump in the woods is not. Paying
Speaker 3: in the woods can be fun. Taking a dump in
Speaker 3: the woods is not is not really enjoyable. A dump
Speaker 3: is sort of a different thing that I like to
Speaker 3: be in privacy, like of my own home.
Speaker 9: I said. The way I.
Speaker 16: Thought through it was I guess it was the natural
Speaker 16: thing to do, because at some point somebody had to
Speaker 16: ship in the woods, right, mm.
Speaker 3: Hmm, Okay, it was an attempt to be more in
Speaker 3: touch with nature, with your primal being.
Speaker 16: Let's let's go with that.
Speaker 3: Let's go with that and the something you did as
Speaker 3: a child. Correct?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yes, how old are you now, late twenties, late twenties,
Speaker 3: and in your late twenties, do you feel as though
Speaker 3: you are more connected with your primal being than you
Speaker 3: were at that age?
Speaker 9: Not even close.
Speaker 16: I haven't done tampon or hell even hiking in a while.
Speaker 3: At what point it's on my to do list? At
Speaker 3: what points in your life and for what reason do
Speaker 3: you believe you started to make less of an effort
Speaker 3: toward connecting with your primal self.
Speaker 16: At some point it just felt tedious? And so I
Speaker 16: always think of it weird that we live in boxes
Speaker 16: and then that are so far removed from nature that
Speaker 16: you have to get in the car and drive to it.
Speaker 9: That just seems so crazy, mh.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 16: And so I almost feel like I'm wasting time and
Speaker 16: resources getting to nature when I should really be. It
Speaker 16: would be nice to just step out of your house
Speaker 16: and be there.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, the temptations of the modern world are wonderful.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I have everything I could possibly need
Speaker 3: right in the house, and my incentive to travel to
Speaker 3: the woods very low. So yeah, I don't fall to
Speaker 3: you for losing that battle.
Speaker 12: Yeah, what did you say?
Speaker 11: Your name was?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 10: Man?
Speaker 9: Uh, We're gonna go with Jimbo Jimbo.
Speaker 3: Thank you for calling everyone for us to name.
Speaker 6: This is cool. I'm going this was cool.
Speaker 3: Thank you. He almost called me, He almost called me
Speaker 3: by his name. That would have been a romantic Call
Speaker 3: me by your name and I'll call you by mine.
Speaker 3: I never understood that, by the way, that does anyone
Speaker 3: else that didye else? Like not get that? What does
Speaker 3: that mean? Why is that romantic? It feels weird. You
Speaker 3: ever called someone by your name? It feels weird. I
Speaker 3: don't understand. Can somebody explain that to me? Because it
Speaker 3: doesn't make sense. Why is it like a romantic thing.
Speaker 3: It's like a marriage last name thing. You guys have
Speaker 3: seen the movie Call Me by Your know the movie
Speaker 3: Called Me by Your Name? What do you mean? No
Speaker 3: one here knows what that means. There's a there's like
Speaker 3: an Oscar winning movie or something, call Me by your Name. Oh,
Speaker 3: and it's also that's also into the fucking Little nas
Speaker 3: song Call Me by Your Name. I'm not going insane.
Speaker 3: That's a relus.
Speaker 9: This is a thing.
Speaker 3: Did it win an Oscar in the seventies?
Speaker 12: What are you?
Speaker 3: How old are you guys? What do you mean? It's
Speaker 3: like a two year old movie, three year old movie?
Speaker 3: All right, I might be going a little insane. I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna tell you that I'm not going insane. I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna think really hard about what I'm doing right
Speaker 3: now talking into a stick alone in my house wearing
Speaker 3: a Gecko costume, and tell you that I'm not insane. Fully.
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm fully insane, but I'm not insane.
Speaker 3: Whatsoever I think would be preemptive.
Speaker 6: Jamie, Jamie, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 3: What's up?
Speaker 6: Nothing much? I'm just here.
Speaker 3: We we were really on a good role with the
Speaker 3: whole having it would trying to have a conversation and
Speaker 3: then it just I don't know if it is a
Speaker 3: technical thing, or if you lost confidence in what you
Speaker 3: were saying and so you started to mumble it, or.
Speaker 12: But I don't know that.
Speaker 15: Just want to just want to tell you something I
Speaker 15: tried so many times, tell you exactly about seventy two times.
Speaker 3: Jammy, I'm on speakerphone right now.
Speaker 18: Oh yeah, and now you're not.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you sound so much better. Okay, what's up, Jamie?
Speaker 3: Tell me what you want to talk?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're a gecko, right, I'm a gecko's true?
Speaker 6: Yeah? All right?
Speaker 12: Good?
Speaker 18: And geckos can uh re re uh regenerate limbs or
Speaker 18: body parts anything.
Speaker 6: That they need, right, some of them, some of them, okay,
Speaker 6: some of them. I'm legally blind, right, I can't see
Speaker 6: out of my right eye. I couldn't.
Speaker 3: I want you want you want me to give you
Speaker 3: my eyes?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing is that I am not one hundred
Speaker 3: percent short that even if I could give you my eye,
Speaker 3: yeah yeah, even if you offered me maybe an exorbitant
Speaker 3: price for it, yeah, in uh, hundreds of thousands of
Speaker 3: dollars ran and if I did decide to take that offer. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't think that my eye would would would would
Speaker 3: work on you, because I have a lizard eye of
Speaker 3: human sockets. It'd be like trying to plug. Hey, what
Speaker 3: if I want a USB Classic in the USB C
Speaker 3: What what if.
Speaker 6: I wasn't a human?
Speaker 16: H what are you?
Speaker 6: I am a different type of gecko.
Speaker 3: Actually you're a different type of gecko. Well if you're
Speaker 3: a different type of gecko, then why doesn't your eye regenerate?
Speaker 6: Because I really don't know.
Speaker 18: I've been going to these doctors and honestly, like nothing's working.
Speaker 5: Do you not know?
Speaker 3: Because you're a lying.
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, I'm sorry you.
Speaker 3: Look Jamie. Yeah, truely inappropriate to ask people for their
Speaker 3: body parts into a public setting like this. Yeah, next time,
Speaker 3: that idea?
Speaker 18: All right, I will. Yeah, I'm really sorry for putting
Speaker 18: you on the spot there, you know, also public. I understand.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 3: I love you, Jamie. I'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 6: I love you too. See you call you back.
Speaker 1: Paul from Haley Haley.
Speaker 3: Hello, Haley, is it's the gecko?
Speaker 14: Oh my god?
Speaker 10: Hi?
Speaker 3: Have we ever talked before? Haley?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Well, Haley, how are you doing today?
Speaker 14: This is doing great. I'm I'm recding to get some advice.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, well, look I will do I will do
Speaker 3: the best I can to give you advice.
Speaker 14: Yeah, my dad's girlfriend's a bitch.
Speaker 3: Your dad's girlfriend is a bitch.
Speaker 14: Yes, okay, she's nice sometimes, but not all the time.
Speaker 17: Okay, I no, right, I agree.
Speaker 3: So you're asking like what to do about it? I
Speaker 3: don't know how old you, Haley.
Speaker 14: I'm turning twenty in like a couple of days.
Speaker 3: Well, happy birthday. Well here's the time. Here's kind of
Speaker 3: your problem right now, is that you. I mean, someone
Speaker 3: might disagree with me, and this is why I'm not
Speaker 3: an advice guy. But you kind of can't do anything.
Speaker 3: Kind of nothing you can do. Yeah, your dad, you know,
Speaker 3: you kind of can't influence who he dates, even if
Speaker 3: they suck.
Speaker 14: Yeah, do I move out?
Speaker 3: Do you move out? M Look? Are you you're in school?
Speaker 3: Or do you work? I work? Okay, all right? If
Speaker 3: you work, that's sick. If you work, I think you should.
Speaker 3: I think you should live at home as long as
Speaker 3: you humanly can.
Speaker 14: I've been trying to save up, yeah, because.
Speaker 3: Having savings is cool. So I mean, is your girl okay,
Speaker 3: your dad's girlfriend. Is she like horrible to you? Did
Speaker 3: she hit you? Did she abuse you?
Speaker 20: Not? Not?
Speaker 14: No no no no no no not non non like
Speaker 14: abusive abuse.
Speaker 6: Okay, it's not like hits me.
Speaker 3: Okay, she just like sucks, just sucks. There's nothing you
Speaker 3: can really do about that. Don't move out. I don't
Speaker 3: think you should move out. If she was like hitting
Speaker 3: you in the abusive and yelling at you, then I
Speaker 3: would say, yes, you go do something about that. But
Speaker 3: that she just sucks. Eh.
Speaker 14: But it's like only her nine, It's just like nith.
Speaker 15: It's only her what her and I all the time.
Speaker 3: So we're just like, meth oh, it's it's mainly why
Speaker 3: is your dad at work or something?
Speaker 14: Yeah, So we're just like it's just her and I children,
Speaker 14: and we're both like I don't I'm like, I don't
Speaker 14: think you like me.
Speaker 3: And she's kind of like, well, if she doesn't like
Speaker 3: you and you don't like her, that's perfect because you
Speaker 3: don't have to ever talk to her ever, I know.
Speaker 14: But then she then like she awkwardly tries sometimes why
Speaker 14: you know what, Haley, why does she suck?
Speaker 3: You haven't really been able to articulate why she sucks.
Speaker 3: I haven't heard like she yells at me, she calls
Speaker 3: me that she whatever, she's mean to my dad. I
Speaker 3: haven't heard any I haven't heard any like things.
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, sorry, sorry, I'm sorry my angering you.
Speaker 3: No, I'm just.
Speaker 14: I think my phone's sorry. My phone is really really Hiley.
Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 14: I'm pretty stoned. I honestly just word vombit's coming out.
Speaker 4: Sure.
Speaker 14: I wish we had best topic to talk about.
Speaker 3: What's what's your secret? Haley?
Speaker 21: This is my secret?
Speaker 6: You have secret?
Speaker 3: How fucking high are you?
Speaker 12: Harley?
Speaker 14: Pretty pretty high?
Speaker 3: Good? Drink some water? Heal?
Speaker 9: I got one.
Speaker 3: Well, look, don't move out. Save as much money as
Speaker 3: you can, and you'll be thankful you do. Okay, try
Speaker 3: to be nice to your or your dad's girlfriend, even
Speaker 3: if she's not nice to you, for your own sake. Alright,
Speaker 3: I'll talk to you later, Haley.
Speaker 10: Okay, bye.
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Speaker 7: calls every night. Never be Get goes doing it night.
Speaker 3: He's teaching your clouding.
Speaker 7: The mind of your life, but he's not ready. An
Speaker 7: expert