Speaker 1: Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds with Dean and Jared haven.
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Speaker 1: What's going on? Everybody? Welcome to an all new episode
Speaker 1: of Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds? And I'm gonna
Speaker 1: silently clap for myself for getting men correct on the
Speaker 1: first by looking at you, Jared. We got a great
Speaker 1: episode for you guys today, and I hope you stay
Speaker 1: tuned for all of it because we talked about some
Speaker 1: really cool stuff and we haven't eve talked about it yet,
Speaker 1: but I'm just I'm just projecting and assuming that we're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about.
Speaker 3: Well, we're just cool people, so we talk about cool stuff.
Speaker 3: Speaking of cool stuff, make sure you tune in. On Thursday,
Speaker 3: we have Rye dell Funk who's coming. Uh So, she
Speaker 3: was on Disney Channel. I remember that. I mean, obviously
Speaker 3: she's a brother an actress. Her brother was on Ross
Speaker 3: Lynchem Dean and I Dean Cal and I were just
Speaker 3: talking about remember like the commercials where they had the
Speaker 3: wand and it'd be like you're watching Disney Channels and
Speaker 3: you're watching this.
Speaker 1: Beans, right, But he did one of them, and there
Speaker 1: was a while like maybe a couple of years ago
Speaker 1: where they're the blooper reels or like they were posting
Speaker 1: the video without animation. Yeah, and it's like so awkward.
Speaker 2: And yeah, I'm Liz MacGuire and you're watching Disney.
Speaker 1: And Beans, is I remember specifically being extra awkward? Oh?
Speaker 2: I remember? Oh, she didn't say Lizzie Hillary.
Speaker 1: Duff, right, yeah, because I guess they would say their name,
Speaker 1: which is interesting because as a kid, you would kind
Speaker 1: of always think that the character they're playing is who
Speaker 1: they are in real life. But then they'd be like
Speaker 1: Hillary Duff, but you're like, wait, your name's Lizy McGuire,
Speaker 1: I thought.
Speaker 2: I do. I do kind of remember the Beans one
Speaker 2: being super awkward.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Beans is from even Stevens, right, yes, okay,
Speaker 3: just making sure remembering my Disney Channel shows.
Speaker 1: This is gonna sound really stupid. But did he love
Speaker 1: beans or did he love bacon?
Speaker 2: I don't remember.
Speaker 1: He must have loved beans because his name is beans.
Speaker 1: I know he was obsessed with the food. I kind
Speaker 1: of want to say it's bacon, but that doesn't make
Speaker 1: any sense, right, because then his name would be bacon. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, maybe that's the irony of it. Maybe that's the
Speaker 3: joke right there. Yeah, Even Stevens was ahead of its time.
Speaker 3: Do you remember the musical episode, Yeah, all the time period,
Speaker 3: sixth period.
Speaker 1: No. I said he went to the Moon in nineteen
Speaker 1: sixty ninety nine. Yeah, eight, but the year after. I
Speaker 1: haven't sung that in a long long time.
Speaker 2: It's been a year.
Speaker 1: I go through phases though. Yeah, I'll sing a lot
Speaker 1: of Even Stephens musical songs, and then I'll give it
Speaker 1: a break for like a year or two, and then
Speaker 1: I'll go back and I think we're back into the
Speaker 1: phase of the Even Stevens or Moana.
Speaker 2: It goes from Even Stevens to Mowana.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Sorry, I'm singing around the house.
Speaker 2: I'm just telling people what you sing around the house.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling people what what do you sing around
Speaker 1: the house? Yeah, Calen, what do you sing?
Speaker 2: I don't know, dude, nothing.
Speaker 1: You know, you don't hum anything.
Speaker 2: I think we both kind of make up songs sometimes, Dude.
Speaker 3: It's just constant Sesame Street and Miss Rachel. It's it's
Speaker 3: I hate it because I'll be in the car by myself,
Speaker 3: driving to my opportunity to listen to adult music music
Speaker 3: that I like, and yet I'm in the car and
Speaker 3: I can hear in my head.
Speaker 1: Happy happyat dance dance, Happy happyat dance dance. When we
Speaker 1: learn something new, we do.
Speaker 3: That happy dance dance and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I gotta get this out of my head.
Speaker 1: You should start like blaring ac DC or rage against
Speaker 1: the machine. Yeah, so I can just ye so I
Speaker 1: can come home to Dawson head bang in the whole
Speaker 1: time you come home, Dad. So let's go, Yeah, understruct
Speaker 1: Dad's home. Let's go Dawson. But let's talk about Kaylen
Speaker 1: real quick. So Kaylen just got back from her trip
Speaker 1: with Rafa and Nadal.
Speaker 2: Sure did. It was amazing.
Speaker 1: Do you know who Rafa is? Jared? Are you saying
Speaker 1: Rafael and the doll? So this is what I said.
Speaker 1: She was like, I'm sa Rafa today. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you better call him Rafael because that's his name and
Speaker 1: you will give him that respect. And she was like, no,
Speaker 1: everyone calls him Rafa on this all the science.
Speaker 2: His name is at the Rafanidal Academy, doll, not Raphael.
Speaker 2: And then we met him and they're like, hey, Ralf
Speaker 2: is here. Everyone calls him Raffa in Spain. Maybe it's
Speaker 2: just a Spanish thing.
Speaker 1: Maybe, yeah, it could be. So you're telling me his
Speaker 1: name is not Rae. It's like his nickname.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone calls him Raffa. And I was at the
Speaker 2: Rafa Academy, Rafa Nadal Academy, you know. So it's like,
Speaker 2: I guess it's his nickname that he just goes by,
Speaker 2: right right.
Speaker 1: Why would you have the academy be named after his nickname?
Speaker 1: Because should be what? It's an academy, yeah, like at
Speaker 1: but it's.
Speaker 2: Still his first name, last name. Academy.
Speaker 1: It's not like it's not like a lecture hall or
Speaker 1: a laboratory.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like, say there was a school named after you, Dean,
Speaker 3: it wouldn't be Deanie Baby's Academy. It would be I mean,
Speaker 3: that'd be cool name, don't get me wrong. I would
Speaker 3: definitely pay for tuition there. But it would be Dean
Speaker 3: Angler or Dean Bell. Yeah that's academy.
Speaker 1: Right. You'd want it to be like the proper pronunciation
Speaker 1: of your legal name. Yeah, right, No, but I but
Speaker 1: if you're off in it all, I guess you've won
Speaker 1: a million grand slams and you can kind of do
Speaker 1: whatever you want.
Speaker 2: A million exactly was it.
Speaker 1: Was it too roughly? Yeah? Million? But how was that?
Speaker 2: It was so cool? So first I was in I
Speaker 2: was in France last episode and that was a blast,
Speaker 2: even though it rained every day and we were supposed
Speaker 2: to be there to shoot my friend's clothing line. So
Speaker 2: we did the best that we could with all of
Speaker 2: the rain, and we didn't really get to explore much,
Speaker 2: but I don't know, it was still beautiful. Definitely want
Speaker 2: to go back and explore more. And then we went
Speaker 2: to Spain. We went to Mayorca, and I thought Mayorka,
Speaker 2: like I didn't have much knowledge of it prior, and
Speaker 2: I was like, if I were to go there, I'd
Speaker 2: probably spend three days there. But there's so much to
Speaker 2: do on the island. It's so big, and I feel
Speaker 2: like we barely like scratched the surface there. But we
Speaker 2: first day we just kind of relaxed. We went to
Speaker 2: the raf and Adal Museum, which was so cool, and
Speaker 2: then the next day we played tennis. We met Rafa,
Speaker 2: we got coached by his coach and some other coaches.
Speaker 2: We played tennis for like two hours. It was so
Speaker 2: much fun, and then we kind of explored the island.
Speaker 2: I was there with Kia so we drove the Kia
Speaker 2: EV six GT, which was a great car.
Speaker 1: Hey, they're not sponsoring this podcast, you don't have to play, ye,
Speaker 1: but I will maybe you know.
Speaker 2: It was actually an awesome car and drove around the
Speaker 2: island and it was really cool because with brand trips
Speaker 2: typically like you're on their schedule, Like the brand schedule,
Speaker 2: they plan everything out and they gave everyone their own
Speaker 2: car to just kind of explore, so it felt like
Speaker 2: it was your own trip rather than a brand trip.
Speaker 2: I felt like me and MK were just hanging out,
Speaker 2: like continuing our France trip. So that was really cool
Speaker 2: and different and fun. And then they had this great
Speaker 2: yr own experience where they had like five different options
Speaker 2: to choose from, so we all did different things. The
Speaker 2: next day, I was supposed to go kayaking through caves,
Speaker 2: but the waves were too rough, so I just drove
Speaker 2: through different towns in America and then went horseback riding.
Speaker 2: And the horseback riding was insane because we basically they
Speaker 2: they're like different levels, and they were like, if your
Speaker 2: more experience, we can go on the beach and do
Speaker 2: this harder trail. So they took us on the easy trail,
Speaker 2: which was actually really hard, and the horses were stumbling
Speaker 2: and we were all a little freaked out, but we
Speaker 2: got to no, they were tripping and not it was
Speaker 2: like such a rocky, rough trail. But so they're all
Speaker 2: rescue horses. Mine was an old race horse, and they're
Speaker 2: kind of they're used to just flat past, so then
Speaker 2: they're adjusting to.
Speaker 1: Like, you know, what was your horse's name?
Speaker 2: They never told me.
Speaker 1: Actually, oh that's sad. I feel like all these race horses.
Speaker 2: Have really cool They basically put us all on horses
Speaker 2: and just said, okay, boulder rains to stop and then release.
Speaker 2: It's like a car and then they just we took
Speaker 2: off and two of the horses hated each other, so
Speaker 2: one almost like bucked a girl off. It was a
Speaker 2: pretty wild experience.
Speaker 1: But yeah, some horse drama here, lots.
Speaker 2: Of horse drama, and they just didn't like horses for real.
Speaker 1: This horse was hooking with that horse behind this horse's back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this horse was a bitch and he was an
Speaker 3: asshole and he was a sweetheart.
Speaker 2: Though, but it was so it was like my dream trip.
Speaker 2: I love tennis, I love horseback riding, so it was
Speaker 2: unbelievable and love at all.
Speaker 3: How good are you at tennis. Don't be humble, like,
Speaker 3: how good are you?
Speaker 1: Four? Out of what? There's a weird rating system for
Speaker 1: tennis that I just learned about. Like last week, I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, my in instructure told me I'm about
Speaker 1: a four now and.
Speaker 2: No, my coach was like, I'm a three five if
Speaker 2: I can fix my servant before.
Speaker 1: But like a tennis handicap, Jared's right, like out of
Speaker 1: what it is, Yeah, it's like out of.
Speaker 2: Five, six or six, I'm not that good. I'm not
Speaker 2: that good. I'm a three and a half.
Speaker 1: So does that make me like a five and a half?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. So, Kaitlyn, you're better at tennis than Dean. Yes,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. She's more technically proficient, but I'm more athletic.
Speaker 2: You have not played with me. I take lessons consistently.
Speaker 2: Now you haven't played with me since I've taken.
Speaker 1: Like that's true. But even on your best day, I
Speaker 1: think I can beat you.
Speaker 2: I am actually really good.
Speaker 1: Just because I am more athletic than you now, Like
Speaker 1: generally speaking.
Speaker 2: I can beat Tory now I've.
Speaker 1: Beat I'm not saying you're bad at tennis. I just
Speaker 1: hold my own opinion of myself so high.
Speaker 2: But you're wrong.
Speaker 3: So we need to settle this, like I need to.
Speaker 3: I need investment in this, my money. So you when's
Speaker 3: the last time you two have played?
Speaker 1: Two years ago? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Ago, but I wasn't good, and now I take lessons.
Speaker 1: I've secretly been taking lessons too.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Right between golfs, I'll take out my tennis racket and
Speaker 1: work on my.
Speaker 3: Forehand, obviously on the seventeenth hole. So, Dean, have you
Speaker 3: played in the past two years?
Speaker 1: No, the only time I play is with her.
Speaker 3: Dude, Klan's gonna whoop your ass.
Speaker 1: I can control I can control my whole square on
Speaker 1: the court. I can be anywhere at any time.
Speaker 2: He lobs the ball, he goes way too far, he
Speaker 2: goes out.
Speaker 1: I love the ball because it's easier for you to
Speaker 1: return the ball.
Speaker 2: With a lot, it's much harder.
Speaker 1: Actually, okay, well, not a lob. It's just like a curveball.
Speaker 2: It just goes up so high and then comes down
Speaker 2: and it's slow.
Speaker 3: And you know, yeah, is there anything because I play
Speaker 3: with my friends, is there anything uh like legitimate about
Speaker 3: changing someone's eye level?
Speaker 1: Does that actually mess people up?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Because sometimes I'll hit a lot in my head, in
Speaker 3: my obscure head. So I'll volley and I'll hit it
Speaker 3: over the net, and then they'll volley back, and sometimes
Speaker 3: I'll just hit it high because their head will go
Speaker 3: back and kind of like the sun gets in their eyes,
Speaker 3: and like, I think it throws off their equilibrium if
Speaker 3: I hit one high and then the next one's a
Speaker 3: line drive at them.
Speaker 1: Nice. Do you think there's any playing checkers? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: like to think so, I don't think so there's got
Speaker 1: to I bet you it's maybe it does not to
Speaker 1: the same extent you're thinking of, but it's got to
Speaker 1: like affect you at least a little bit.
Speaker 3: Maybe like Dean and I are the ones like before
Speaker 3: here and we're like, no, no, definitely, man, this wor.
Speaker 1: Lob all you. Well, they're gonna get screwed.
Speaker 2: There were so we played with some people who are
Speaker 2: really really good and their trick.
Speaker 1: Shots were just through Rafa. Did you play against Raffa?
Speaker 2: No, we only had like ten minutes with Rafa, but
Speaker 2: his coach coached us, which I think is really cool.
Speaker 2: Charlie Moya, who's also like a huge tennis player.
Speaker 1: Did you see any like of Rafa Rafa Rafa's serves.
Speaker 2: No, he didn't. He's injured right now. He just pulled
Speaker 2: out of what was it, the French Open, so he's injured,
Speaker 2: and they didn't think he was gonna come to the
Speaker 2: trip at all because of the injury.
Speaker 1: I think it's so interesting when and it makes sense
Speaker 1: when you really think about it, but like when Raffa
Speaker 1: Nadal has a coach, or like John Rahm who won
Speaker 1: the Masters as a coach, Like the best player in
Speaker 1: the world is being coached by someone who's not nearly
Speaker 1: as good as them, you know, and then to.
Speaker 2: Be at the academy with Charlie Moya there, who coached him.
Speaker 2: That's what someone told me. I haven't fact checked that,
Speaker 2: but I'm pretty sure Charlie Moya coached him. I could
Speaker 2: be wrong, but just like to have his coach there
Speaker 2: standing at his academy with like thirty tennis s courts.
Speaker 2: He has a museum to himself, he has like hotel.
Speaker 2: We stayed at Rofinadal Academy, which is also a hotel,
Speaker 2: Like people go to school there. It's just crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was my thought, right, but we just
Speaker 1: didn't really get to expand on my thought at all.
Speaker 1: But I see what you're saying. It is crazy.
Speaker 2: Well, but like to have your coach be there and
Speaker 2: see all of that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, right, Like you're a multi you're
Speaker 1: probably a billionaire, and your coach is like, I'm sure
Speaker 1: he's doing well for himself, but like, I see what
Speaker 1: you're saying. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the same thing with golf. Anytime watching golf,
Speaker 3: and like Phil Milkison is talking to his caddy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, bro, you know what you're doing. Why do
Speaker 1: you need why do you need someone to help you
Speaker 1: pick a club? It's interesting player in the world, right,
Speaker 1: You're like, well, what what do you need help for?
Speaker 1: You're so good? But then too like yeah, exactly, and
Speaker 1: it is good to have like a second opinion, and
Speaker 1: like maybe people are better at reading greens and all
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. But but yeah, so cool. Sounds
Speaker 1: like you had a great trip. I'm really happy for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I was right on that coach thing.
Speaker 1: But I don't think anyone is really gonna worry about
Speaker 1: whether you were wrong.
Speaker 3: Do you do you two play? So you play golf together,
Speaker 3: you play tennis together? Do you play any other sports together?
Speaker 3: We don't play any of those things together.
Speaker 2: Really, we played fotball. We just haven't this year yet.
Speaker 1: I mean, we played pickleball together. We should play more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we it just got warm out.
Speaker 1: Well now it's like too warm to play.
Speaker 2: We could play more.
Speaker 1: Just got warm out. What a Vegas thing. It finally
Speaker 1: got over one hundred. They can finally go outside.
Speaker 2: I just want to correct myself the names Carlos Moya.
Speaker 2: Oh well, anyways, pick a ball? Yeah, we should play, right.
Speaker 1: We don't really do many sports together though, No, just
Speaker 1: do you and actually do any sports together? No, That's
Speaker 1: why I was asking.
Speaker 3: It's like the one thing that I wish is she
Speaker 3: is so on athletic, on coordinated.
Speaker 1: This actually so uncoordinated. It's crazy about.
Speaker 2: Like two episodes ago, and we suggested pickleball. Have you
Speaker 2: guys tried it yet?
Speaker 1: We haven't tried pickleball yet, getting it. It's just.
Speaker 3: I will crush her in pickleball. I have to like, really,
Speaker 3: you know, but have you played.
Speaker 1: Not with her? We've played tennis together and it was
Speaker 1: a disaster and it was fine. It was so sweet.
Speaker 2: The ball can't really go that far, no matter how
Speaker 2: much muscle you have.
Speaker 1: Yes, I agree, so we should try that. Actually, I
Speaker 1: was playing tennis earlier today with some people from work
Speaker 1: and there are people playing pick a ball behind us
Speaker 1: for old people.
Speaker 3: Obviously, what a stereotype. Uh so, yeah, we should play
Speaker 3: pick a ball. Also, the problem is Ashley has no
Speaker 3: desire to do these things. I mean, she would do
Speaker 3: it for me, but I would have it. Would it
Speaker 3: would have to be me, Like she would do it
Speaker 3: for me. It's a favor to me, and I don't
Speaker 3: want to you know you guys know like relationship favors,
Speaker 3: like there's only some you got to pick and shoes, Yeah,
Speaker 3: because that's those relationship favors are very important. Because if
Speaker 3: she's doing this for me, then the next time she's like, hey,
Speaker 3: I want to do this, I'm like ah, and she's like, well,
Speaker 3: I play pickaball for you, and I'm like no, it's.
Speaker 1: Not no, no, no, that doesn't count.
Speaker 2: And then of course I think that she would want
Speaker 2: to do that, she would hold that over on you.
Speaker 1: This is going to sound so first world again watching
Speaker 1: a TV show. I can't do it, guys, I can't
Speaker 1: do it. I've never been able to do it. I
Speaker 1: don't think I'll ever be able to do it.
Speaker 3: I can't commit these people who are like, hey, you
Speaker 3: should watch this show. It's four seasons long and you
Speaker 3: just have to get through the first seven episodes and
Speaker 3: then it gets great. And I'm like, okay, cool, I'll
Speaker 3: go through seven hours of mediocre to bad TV to
Speaker 3: get to something that's kind of interesting. I couldn't be good.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it, and I
Speaker 3: just can't commit.
Speaker 1: Guys. I watch an episode, maybe two, and then I'm done.
Speaker 1: I'm out. I said's it. I saw a funny meme yesterday.
Speaker 1: It was like it was like Netflix talking to you.
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, do you want to sit down
Speaker 1: and watch a ten hour movie? And you're like, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: And then Netflix is like, well what if I break
Speaker 1: it up into ten segments and then you can binge
Speaker 1: it all one day? And you're like, yeah, sign me
Speaker 1: up for that. Yeah, one of.
Speaker 3: Us would actually, you know, I mean, just to go.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's it's it's fine, it's all fine things.
Speaker 3: It's like it's it's more just you know, like let's
Speaker 3: have a picnic on the beach and like very sweet things.
Speaker 2: That's nice.
Speaker 1: I know, it's very nice, it's very nice. But I
Speaker 1: just want to freaking golf guys. Ye, gods are so similar,
Speaker 1: you know, we have so much in comment. My time
Speaker 1: is so limited in the golf cart. No, that's just
Speaker 1: not how it works.
Speaker 3: But she did again, if she came in the golf cart.
Speaker 3: This is not a bond, This is not bonding time.
Speaker 3: This is that is her doing something for me, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean. And she knows it and she
Speaker 3: will use it right.
Speaker 1: And then I do the same thing with Kaylin when
Speaker 1: I like, I don't know, I ask you to do
Speaker 1: something for me that I know you're not really gonna like,
Speaker 1: but I want you to spend time with me, so
Speaker 1: I try to like force it a little bit. And
Speaker 1: then if Kaylen isn't one hundred percent fully enthused and
Speaker 1: ecstatic the entire time, I'm like, oh, she's having a
Speaker 1: miserable time and she hates being here, And I say,
Speaker 1: get in my own head, and I spiral and it
Speaker 1: gets worse and worse.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, wait, I'm having a good time.
Speaker 1: I'm just being quiet, right, yeah, And I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: if you're not talking, you're not having good time. I
Speaker 1: dragged you out here, and now you're being miserable and
Speaker 1: you wish you were somewhere else and then it's just bad.
Speaker 2: But I'm glad you know you do that because.
Speaker 1: You do it and lo I do it a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Actually, we have a kind of this dilemma this weekend.
Speaker 1: I want Kaylen to ride on the back of my
Speaker 1: motorcycle for an hour. Hold on, before you go into
Speaker 1: the story, would you just say Europe was great? Nope?
Speaker 1: After that motorcycle, you say, dilemma. Dilemma we're at We
Speaker 1: got this dilemma. Isn't it a dilemma? Yeah? Just tomato tomato,
Speaker 1: you know. Continue, we've got this dilemma. I want Kaylen
Speaker 1: to spend Sunday with me. I'm doing this wing walking
Speaker 1: thing and it's a wing walk so okay. So you
Speaker 1: know how there's these old planes that have two wings,
Speaker 1: like one high wing one low wing like this.
Speaker 3: No uh oh yeah in old school, like uh where
Speaker 3: like the head you're not like in a you're not
Speaker 3: in the plane.
Speaker 1: Your head is like kind of sticking out. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: and there's two wings in front of you and there's
Speaker 1: two seats, so wing walking. I sign up for this
Speaker 1: like six months ago and totally forgot about it until
Speaker 1: last week. You you fly up in the plane with
Speaker 1: this guy. The guy's flying from the back here in
Speaker 1: the front seat, and you get up to like six
Speaker 1: thousand feet or whatever, and you crawl out of the
Speaker 1: seat and you walk onto the wing while it's flying
Speaker 1: through the air. And so I'm doing that on Sunday.
Speaker 2: I even't asked you this is this this skydiving thing
Speaker 2: or then you just go back in.
Speaker 1: I've asked him. I was like, hey, can I skydive
Speaker 1: out of the plane And they're like, no, it's dangerous
Speaker 1: because you're a parachute, might get caught on something on
Speaker 1: the plane or something like that. So just you're tethered
Speaker 1: to the plane.
Speaker 3: What do you mean you're tethered to the plane? How
Speaker 3: what if you slip off the wing or how how
Speaker 3: tethered are you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I've wondered that too, because then like what, you're
Speaker 1: just hanging from the plane as it tries to land.
Speaker 1: I don't think that would really be very comfortable with it.
Speaker 3: And then you have to like try to get your
Speaker 3: grip back while you're six thousand.
Speaker 1: Feet in the air. This is stupid walking. I'm looking
Speaker 1: it up. So anyway, so it's an hour away from
Speaker 1: where we're staying in LA, and the only motor transportation
Speaker 1: we have in LA is my motorcycle. So I was like, Kaylen,
Speaker 1: will you ride on the motorcycle one hour with me
Speaker 1: to this hangar where I do the wing walking, because
Speaker 1: I you know, it could be a four hour day,
Speaker 1: it could be an eight hour day. They're not really sure,
Speaker 1: weather dependent and stuff, and I like, I just like,
Speaker 1: I just want you to hang out with me. Blah
Speaker 1: blah blah, and Kaylen like, obviously don't want to ride
Speaker 1: in the back of the motorcycle for an hour, but
Speaker 1: this is like a relationship favorite thing. Like, you know,
Speaker 1: if if Kaylen does this for me, then what do
Speaker 1: I have to eventually do in return for you.
Speaker 2: Two things, I have not been on a motorcycle since
Speaker 2: we got into a crash. Second thing, Yeah, I'm coming
Speaker 2: to LA to spend time with you. I don't even
Speaker 2: want to go to LA. I'm going to LA just
Speaker 2: to hang out with you.
Speaker 1: So you're already in LA and I'm asking you to
Speaker 1: spend the whole day Sunday with me. Yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: doing that exactly, that's my but you kind of just
Speaker 1: prove my point for me. You're coming to La to
Speaker 1: hang with me, and then you're not going to hang
Speaker 1: with me.
Speaker 2: No, I am.
Speaker 1: Saturday is our day to hang sure, but also Sunday
Speaker 1: could be our day to hang too. Can't do it,
Speaker 1: but I can't do it, won't do it. The thing
Speaker 1: with the motorcycle is I had this super cool nineteen
Speaker 1: eighty five Honda c B seven fifty.
Speaker 2: So cool it was, that's a I cool the motorcycle.
Speaker 1: It was so cool. How could you not appreciate that
Speaker 1: beautiful piece of craftsmanship. Anyways, it had forty year old breaks,
Speaker 1: and this guy illegally turned out in front of us
Speaker 1: and we hit him. And it was just like kind
Speaker 1: of the perfect storm of things, like this guy didn't
Speaker 1: see us, he turned out, he cut us off. I
Speaker 1: couldn't stop in time because the breaks were bad, there
Speaker 1: was extra wait, there was water on the road. Blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Were perfectly fine. We walked away from it.
Speaker 1: The only motorcycle crash I've ever been in my entire life.
Speaker 1: We walked away from. And now I've got a twenty
Speaker 1: twenty one Harley that is very capable stop on a dime,
Speaker 1: very comfortable. You got a back rest and only I'm
Speaker 1: asking this read you sit on the back of it
Speaker 1: for one hour, and hour is a long time. Oh
Speaker 1: what about the time we did Roadhana. You were on
Speaker 1: the back of that motorcycle for like eight hour.
Speaker 2: I feel safe on a motorcycle in Hawaii because people
Speaker 2: drive safe. People drive like psychotic people in la.
Speaker 3: Well, anyway, sorry, Budy, I can't get behind in this one.
Speaker 3: Motorcycles they're just too scary for him.
Speaker 1: In fairness, I am dreading that hour long drive as well,
Speaker 1: and hour is too long to spind on a motorcycle
Speaker 1: at this age.
Speaker 3: I'm also looking up this wing walking thing. It just
Speaker 3: it looks intense. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: Yeah you literally, so do you know what this is?
Speaker 2: Kailin Nope, I thought he was. I thought he was
Speaker 2: just jumping off the wing like he jumps out of
Speaker 2: hot air boons.
Speaker 3: So he's going to do he's in the plane and
Speaker 3: he's gonna climb out of the plane. Literally, you're in
Speaker 3: the seat and then you're climbing out of the sea
Speaker 3: on top of the wing, and then you strap yourself
Speaker 3: in because you're not tether.
Speaker 1: He's going to be.
Speaker 3: And then he's strapped up and he's standing on top
Speaker 3: of the wing and then the plane is going to
Speaker 3: go upside down, and that's when he's tethered to the
Speaker 3: plane and then he's flying on on the wing upside down.
Speaker 1: Sounds sick, right, It looks just YouTube. It looks so
Speaker 1: have you guys seen him practical jokers the movie?
Speaker 3: No, Murray does it as a punishment.
Speaker 1: I just remember at the end of the movie. So, uh,
Speaker 1: he was terrified.
Speaker 3: Obviously he was fine, and it seems like I'm sure
Speaker 3: it's pretty safe. The thing is, it looks like if
Speaker 3: you slip, yeah, you're falling.
Speaker 1: I mean, you have a parachute, so you know what
Speaker 1: you're doing. But you don't have a parachute. Do you
Speaker 1: have to have a parachute. You don't have a par
Speaker 1: you're on that's attached to the airplanes so you don't
Speaker 1: fall to the ye.
Speaker 3: But there's a point where there's a point where you're
Speaker 3: climbing out of the it's not the cockpit.
Speaker 1: What is it called, like.
Speaker 2: Your tethered to the plane uncarribin or caribin er to
Speaker 2: the other thing, right.
Speaker 1: Right, I don't think so? What the I don't think
Speaker 1: so because this guy you're never not attached to something.
Speaker 2: You're fine, Like it's pretty safe, yeah, because that would
Speaker 2: be crazy, right, Why are you smiling like that?
Speaker 1: Okay, I said it's pretty safe, but it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: it's all relative. I guess, I don't know. There's like
Speaker 1: like a right yeah. I mean this guy that just
Speaker 1: did on Practical Jokers was like sixty when he did.
Speaker 1: It probably.
Speaker 2: Have to be strapped to something at all times, otherwise
Speaker 2: it would Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, he's definitely strapped in. But like this guy just
Speaker 3: has a rope. This looks stupid, That's what I mean.
Speaker 1: If you fall, na fuck that bro man rope and
Speaker 1: like how does the plane land? No? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you're so you're like there's like.
Speaker 3: A pole it looks like on the top of the wing, yeah,
Speaker 3: with a back to it. Yeah, and then you lean
Speaker 3: against it and then you strap yourself in and then
Speaker 3: that's when the plane goes like upside down.
Speaker 1: Right, that's when you're really locked in.
Speaker 3: But the point from you climbing out of the cockpit
Speaker 3: to getting to that place on top of the wing,
Speaker 3: it looks like there's a cord attached to you. But
Speaker 3: my question is, what do you weapons if you slip.
Speaker 3: You're dangling off the side of the plane attached to
Speaker 3: this cord and then you got to pull yourself back up.
Speaker 1: That sounds wear my new green scheese that I got
Speaker 1: new balance. I don't know, I don't know. Probably they're fine,
Speaker 1: it's beIN right. Well, I haven't gotten a good adrenaline
Speaker 1: RUSSI in a while. I haven't skydived. I haven't gotten
Speaker 1: a good adrenaline rush in a minute. Good adrenaline is
Speaker 1: wing walking dangerous. If anyone stuck out of business, they
Speaker 1: would be not in business anymore. They've expanded their operations
Speaker 1: because so many people are safely landing on the ground. Anyways,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm doing this weekend.
Speaker 2: So there's a reason I don't look these things up.
Speaker 1: Oh anyways, the nuts. Oh yeah, there we go.
Speaker 3: The not so new but utterly terrifying craze for thrill seekers.
Speaker 1: W walking I'm seeking that thrill. Baby a dangerous I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure it's safe, but it just looks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, if I encourage you not to do it,
Speaker 2: then you would be sad that you didn't do it.
Speaker 2: So I hope you have a buss.
Speaker 1: One of my biggest pet relationship pet Peeves is when
Speaker 1: I get excited about doing something and I tell Caylen
Speaker 1: how sick and excited I am to do this thing,
Speaker 1: and she like tries to talk me out of it,
Speaker 1: because then you should feel really bad that your fiance
Speaker 1: loves you and wants to be alive for your wedding.
Speaker 1: I understand that it's coming from a good place. But
Speaker 1: when I get excited about something which doesn't happen all
Speaker 1: that often, or when I want to do something weird
Speaker 1: or crazy, Caylen is typically supportive, but there are times
Speaker 1: where she tries to talk me out of it.
Speaker 2: I've been supportive about this, I just didn't know what
Speaker 2: it was now.
Speaker 1: Like I said, there are certain times where you are
Speaker 1: blindly supportive and that's great, But there are times where
Speaker 1: I know it's a bad idea and I don't really
Speaker 1: want to do it, but I need a positive reinforcement
Speaker 1: to get me over the hump to then do it,
Speaker 1: not you pulling me in the opposite direction.
Speaker 2: What's an example, because I know this happened.
Speaker 1: Like, for instance, if we're hiking or camping and I
Speaker 1: want to get up for sunrise or I want to
Speaker 1: go to this place and you are not the best
Speaker 1: at waking up for sunrise.
Speaker 2: I hate waiting for Sri.
Speaker 1: So I wake up. Or when we did the hot
Speaker 1: air balloon for my birthday thirty when I turned thirty
Speaker 1: and all my friends were there with not all my friends,
Speaker 1: but Justice was there waiting for us, and I was like, hey, sorry,
Speaker 1: we're not going to make it, and He's like, dude,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about. This is your birthday. We
Speaker 1: plan this for you. There are times where I want
Speaker 1: you to give me that little extra bit of encouragement
Speaker 1: to get me over the hump, because I know it sucks.
Speaker 1: It sucks for me too, but by you like talking
Speaker 1: about how I shouldn't do it, or how you don't
Speaker 1: want to go or how much it sucks for you,
Speaker 1: then that that makes me go on the other side
Speaker 1: of the hump, which I don't want to be on
Speaker 1: that side of the hump, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, I'm super excited for your wing walking.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm excited for you to be there with me. Oh,
Speaker 1: they might have an open spot so you could probably
Speaker 1: jump out there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyways, so that's what I'd be like a couple's massage,
Speaker 1: except a couple's wing walk. Yeah, you could just hit
Speaker 1: a couple of birds in the air and that'll be
Speaker 1: like you're you're Sweetish Massage, Jared, what's going on with you? Man?
Speaker 1: What's what's the update in the Rhode Island saga? Sam Old?
Speaker 1: Sam Old?
Speaker 3: Actually, so this Thursday we have our guest Rydale Funk
Speaker 3: and she discusses her relationship with her family and family life,
Speaker 3: and it made me think about Ashley as well because
Speaker 3: Rydelle talks about having her mom there and how that's
Speaker 3: a huge help, and I'm like, gosh, because obviously Ashley's
Speaker 3: mom is in Virginia, and I feel like, righte all
Speaker 3: and her mom probably have a very similar relationship to
Speaker 3: Ashley and her mom Audrey, because they're very close, and
Speaker 3: how much it would help Ashley if she was physically
Speaker 3: closer to her mom.
Speaker 1: So, but the Rhde Island saga is good.
Speaker 3: I mean, Ashley is definitely liking Rhoe Island more and
Speaker 3: more as the summer months are hitting it's prime. I'm
Speaker 3: season in New England from pretty much here on out
Speaker 3: to December.
Speaker 1: It's hard to beat Rhode Island this summer. I feel
Speaker 1: like there are many beautiful places in the summer. But
Speaker 1: Rhode Island's got to be up there, you know, RhoD
Speaker 1: Island's up there. Will also because the location.
Speaker 3: You can go to Newport, you can go to Martha's Venue,
Speaker 3: going to Cape Cod, you can go to Nantucket, you
Speaker 3: can go to Providence Town. You can get to all
Speaker 3: these different Boston You can get all these different places
Speaker 3: in literally a day.
Speaker 1: How far are you from to Hampton's, Well, Hampton's probably
Speaker 1: like three hours, always maybe a little bit more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because like I know, like Boston, a lot of
Speaker 3: Boston athletes go to Hampton's for vacation either there like
Speaker 3: Nerd and Tucket.
Speaker 1: I'm really a northeast of literate. Whenever you say Rhode
Speaker 1: Island in Virginia, my mind defaults to them like literally
Speaker 1: being an hour drive.
Speaker 3: No, No, it's about a We can get there in
Speaker 3: about seven seven hour drive if we had no traffic.
Speaker 1: Okay, gotcha. That's like that's like La to San Francisco
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Needless is say Klin would not want to be in
Speaker 3: the back of a motorcycle from the drive Rhode Island
Speaker 3: to Virginia, now that what I can.
Speaker 1: But things are good.
Speaker 3: Any updates on our and same old, same old, busy
Speaker 3: at Audrey's. I mean, just still trying to find that balance, bro,
Speaker 3: just that balance between family life, work, independency. So it's
Speaker 3: always a grind. But Dawson's doing well. He's a little
Speaker 3: sick right now. So dude, last night, holy crap, this
Speaker 3: kid screaming.
Speaker 1: I forget what time. It was, maybe four four or five.
Speaker 3: I guess we try to leave him in the crib,
Speaker 3: but then I mean, he was just it's so bad
Speaker 3: because when the kid screams and he's just working himself
Speaker 3: up more and then he becomes so stuffy and then
Speaker 3: he can't fall asleep because he can't breathe through his nose,
Speaker 3: and it's like, dude, just relax, you're doing this to yourself.
Speaker 1: So anyway, so Ashley got up with him and then
Speaker 1: was on the couch and he was screaming, and then
Speaker 1: I was like, we just gotta put miss Rachel on
Speaker 1: just to calm him down, and Ashley was like, we're
Speaker 1: not putting Miss Rachel on. I'm just gonna let him
Speaker 1: scream it out. And I'm like, no, don't do that.
Speaker 1: So this went on for like an hour and a half.
Speaker 3: But it's crazy how this kid is screaming, crying, hysterically
Speaker 3: crying through night, and then he'll fall asleep and then
Speaker 3: he'll wake up, and then during the day he's just
Speaker 3: a boo boo boo.
Speaker 1: Ba and it's like, bro, why what why? What is
Speaker 1: going on?
Speaker 3: What could you possibly be dreaming of? I know he's
Speaker 3: a little six, so that might be it, but I
Speaker 3: also think he might be having night terrorist. I don't
Speaker 3: know what the hell he's dreaming of. It definitely sounds
Speaker 3: like a night terror. So unless he's dreaming of big
Speaker 3: bird coming into his room and beating the crap out
Speaker 3: of him, I don't know what the hell this kid's
Speaker 3: thinking of because all he does is poop, pee and
Speaker 3: play all day.
Speaker 1: That's that's that's my life right now. Yeah, babies, I
Speaker 1: guess maybe just like have a hint of bipolarism, you know,
Speaker 1: like they're so sad and then they go to sleep,
Speaker 1: they wake up happy, they're happy all day, they go
Speaker 1: to sleep, and then they're sad all of a sudden again,
Speaker 1: and then they wake up happy, sad, happy, sad happy sad. Dude.
Speaker 1: It's crazy when I see him, because the the line
Speaker 1: between laughter and crying, because he'll literally be like it's
Speaker 1: like whoa, well, what happened? So good? We were having
Speaker 1: a great time. We're eating crackers, we're playing with balls.
Speaker 1: I don't understand. It's so funny, but it's cool. It's fun.
Speaker 1: And you know, even we went to home depot yesterday
Speaker 1: and brought him with us, and he's just he is
Speaker 1: a lot of fun when he's out and about because
Speaker 1: we'll just I'll push the carriage fast, like here we go,
Speaker 1: here we go, and he's like and then he's like
Speaker 1: trying to touch everything and colors and then everything's a ball.
Speaker 3: He'll point to a fan, ah ball, It's like, no,
Speaker 3: that's a fan. And then he'll he'll point to like
Speaker 3: a grill ah ball, like no, that's a grill, but
Speaker 3: it's very durable. And then he was hitting us last
Speaker 3: night and we're trying to like teach him not to
Speaker 3: do this, but it's so hard because he's getting such
Speaker 3: a kick. He'll just like whack you in the chest
Speaker 3: and of course, like I'll pretend like oh and then
Speaker 3: he'll be like ah ah and he'll be laughing and
Speaker 3: then you know, yeah, just punch him score in the nose,
Speaker 3: be like, bro, this is what happens if you hit people, Okay,
Speaker 3: lesson learned.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bigger people. You think on someone that's bigger than you,
Speaker 1: you should learn. Yeah. Only be in a fight that
Speaker 1: you can win.
Speaker 3: Understand me. But it's cool, So things are good. I
Speaker 3: would guess that if Rhode Island was a one in
Speaker 3: her mind two months ago, I'll give.
Speaker 1: It a four.
Speaker 3: I think it's jumped up quite a bit. So she
Speaker 3: hasn't she's not, she's doing her eyebrows. But I'm gonna
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say four nice, only getting higher.
Speaker 1: That's good and hopefully that four turns into it eight
Speaker 1: by the end of June, and then at ten by
Speaker 1: the end of August. Dude, January, and then back down
Speaker 1: to a one. Yeah, what do you give Vegas?
Speaker 2: Eight?
Speaker 1: Wow? Eight?
Speaker 2: Ves?
Speaker 1: What would you guys give Denver? Yeah? Well, I think
Speaker 1: Cayleem loves Vegas, and you know, I like Vegas as well,
Speaker 1: but I think what you really what you really love
Speaker 1: is having your own house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but also I like not I'm nervous about the
Speaker 2: Denver winters. But what do you Vegas?
Speaker 1: I'd give it a solid seven and that's probably a
Speaker 1: conservative as well. Denver's like a six.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Denver's a little me too, So why are we
Speaker 2: moving there?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Wait a minute. Caitlin brought this up the other day.
Speaker 1: She was like, it's always been your dream to live
Speaker 1: in Colorado, that's why we're buying a house out there.
Speaker 1: And I was like, that's so sweet of you, thank
Speaker 1: you so much. But I don't necessarily want to live
Speaker 1: in Denver. I want to have a house in Basalt.
Speaker 1: But the house is in Basalt. Are all like two
Speaker 1: million dollars?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we need to make more money and
Speaker 2: then move.
Speaker 1: Yeah I don't. I don't really miss paying two mortgages.
Speaker 2: Okay, so let's just stay here.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And like I don't know if I've said this
Speaker 1: on the podcast before, but I've said it to you
Speaker 1: and my friends before. Is when we had our apartment
Speaker 1: in La. You know, our tiny apartment in La costs
Speaker 1: three thousand dollars a month. Our mortgage in Vegas for
Speaker 1: a three bedroom house is twenty five hundred dollars. And
Speaker 1: so here we are a transparency here, well money transparency
Speaker 1: I think is important. I say that all the time.
Speaker 1: And so here we are paying six grand a month
Speaker 1: for our two places. And I was like, I have
Speaker 1: to either be in Vegas or be in La because
Speaker 1: if I'm not into those places, I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: just throwing money out the window because I'm not even
Speaker 1: living at these places. And so now that we finally
Speaker 1: moved out of our La apartment, I feel so much
Speaker 1: less pressure to be out at one of those places.
Speaker 1: You know, So I can like be in the mountains
Speaker 1: for a week. I can you can travel to Europe
Speaker 1: for a week. And I know you probably don't share
Speaker 1: this to the same extent I do, but I'm sure
Speaker 1: you feel at least a little the same way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so it like opens us up to be more free,
Speaker 1: I guess with our traveling. Yeah, what do you think.
Speaker 2: I had a thought and I lost it.
Speaker 1: Oh man, it just escaped.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I also think, like back to the Denver thing,
Speaker 2: we're just so much closer to La. We still go
Speaker 2: to La quite a bit. Let's just rethink this.
Speaker 1: I'll go to La twice a month. Yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if we lived in Denver, then it would
Speaker 2: be a two hour flight versus thirty minute flight.
Speaker 1: Right. If we lived in Colorado, I would spend like
Speaker 1: a month at a time in Colorado, probably you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. But the thing is, it was weird.
Speaker 1: I made a month at a time like I would
Speaker 1: harder to get in and out of Colorado, you know
Speaker 1: than it is like Vegas or La. Yeah, it just
Speaker 1: sounds like you guys shouldn't gove to Colorado anytime. Well,
Speaker 1: it was just so interesting to hear Caylen say sorry
Speaker 1: all this long story long. It was weird to hear
Speaker 1: Kaylen and be like, well, we're buying a place in
Speaker 1: Colorado because it's all it's been your dream to buy
Speaker 1: a place in Colorado. And then I felt a lot
Speaker 1: of pressure to be like, oh, we're only you only
Speaker 1: want to buy a house in Colorado because you think
Speaker 1: I really want to buy a house in Colorado, which
Speaker 1: is not wrong, but I don't relationship favors, bro, that's
Speaker 1: a big one. That's the biggest favor of all, big fag.
Speaker 2: But so we bought this place in Vegas, never expecting
Speaker 2: it to be like long term. I don't know how
Speaker 2: long we expected. We just knew we couldn't buy an
Speaker 2: a leg because it's insane. So I don't know, I think,
Speaker 2: like in my head, I felt like, Okay, what's the
Speaker 2: next place, Like felt a little bit rushed, but I
Speaker 2: just love it here. Not permanently, but for now it's great.
Speaker 1: And I'm you know, I'm doing some house renovations, you guts.
Speaker 1: You see the pergola I just built, it's pretty nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just a fun place to be.
Speaker 1: It's home. And I'm sure you can attest to this too.
Speaker 1: You know, you guys lived in that apartment in West Hollywood,
Speaker 1: which is beautiful, a beautiful apartment. But then like you're
Speaker 1: moving to your house, it's just as a completely different feel,
Speaker 1: you know, Oh absolutely, it just feels like it's our
Speaker 1: own place. Like I walk out the door and it's
Speaker 1: our yard and yeah there's a little Now granted we
Speaker 1: have a townhouse, so there is someone next to us,
Speaker 1: but it still feels like our house, our place. Where
Speaker 1: in La or any apartment really you walk out and
Speaker 1: it's just your an apartment complex or literally the person's
Speaker 1: apartment you are right next to, so.
Speaker 3: You walk out like, oh, good morning, hello. Yeah they're
Speaker 3: two feet away. So it's much different than much nicer.
Speaker 3: So I totally agree. Well, I think that's going to
Speaker 3: do it for this week's episode. We're already over time.
Speaker 3: Look at us are we. Yeah, I guess that's pretty good.
Speaker 3: I could go on and on about everything.
Speaker 2: Every natural phenomenon.
Speaker 1: I could go on and on about every natural phenomenon.
Speaker 1: Oh the grass, the ground. Ooh that was me. I
Speaker 1: was messing around right copyright on that seriously.
Speaker 3: Well, everyone, make sure you tune in Thursday for rhy
Speaker 3: Del Funk, a great guest, and then hopefully you enjoyed
Speaker 3: this episode.
Speaker 1: Anything else that you guys want to chime in on.
Speaker 2: I'm excited to hear about your wing walking.
Speaker 1: I begin my journey to climb on all the Colorado
Speaker 1: mountains next week. Yes, yes, so that's exciting.
Speaker 2: Do you want to talk about how you were supposed.
Speaker 1: To begin like this past week? Yeah? Well, Jared wants
Speaker 1: to Jared's pushing us out of here so quickly. What happened?
Speaker 1: Why didn't you start this week? Well, so I think
Speaker 1: I told on this podcast. I'm climbing every fourteen or
Speaker 1: in Colorado before our wedding, and there's fifty eight of them,
Speaker 1: which means I've got and I've got like one hundred
Speaker 1: and ten days, so I have to climb one mountain
Speaker 1: every other day, and I flew out to Colorado. You're
Speaker 1: never going to do this. Excuse me. I drove to
Speaker 1: Colorado last week after climbing in Idaho, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I can climb six mountains in four days. And I
Speaker 1: get out there and they're all covered in snow. I
Speaker 1: don't have my skis with me, like a lot of
Speaker 1: the access is closed because it's still so early in
Speaker 1: the season. And so I climbed zero. So I'm already
Speaker 1: six mountains behind schedule. But I'm flying back out there
Speaker 1: on Monday. I think I can climb three or four
Speaker 1: in three days, and then I'm flying back to Vegas
Speaker 1: and then I fly back out and I think I
Speaker 1: can climb like ten more. And then we go to
Speaker 1: Bali for a week and I fly back out. I
Speaker 1: can climb ten more. So what happens if you don't
Speaker 1: finish the mountains? Does do you just not do it?
Speaker 1: Or wedding gets postpone? Get married? My brother asked me
Speaker 1: this question actually because I was with him in Idaho.
Speaker 1: He was like, what happens if the wedding is ten
Speaker 1: days away and you've only climb thirty mountains? Like, are
Speaker 1: you just going to give up? I was like, shoot,
Speaker 1: I honestly didn't even consider that, Like, I didn't entertain
Speaker 1: that as a reality because I'm so I'm pretty confident
Speaker 1: I can do it. But I did try to bike
Speaker 1: to the top of this mountain yesterday because the road
Speaker 1: is closed, and it was I thought it was two
Speaker 1: miles and I get on the trailhead it says fourteen
Speaker 1: miles to the top of Evan's Peak, and I was like,
Speaker 1: fourteen but I'm on a bike. I can do this.
Speaker 1: Fourteen miles. I can do that in like three hours. Maybe.
Speaker 1: I got two miles in and I was like, so exhausted.
Speaker 1: When you're going up, Yeah, you're going up, but the
Speaker 1: down is easy. Well, uh, the down is just like
Speaker 1: you don't even puddle, just like I'm glide in here.
Speaker 1: So I got two miles up this mountain. I got
Speaker 1: literally one seventh of the way done with it, and
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I'm just gonna turn around.
Speaker 1: The road open, But that counts, right, No, I have
Speaker 1: to be on the top of it brow So I'm
Speaker 1: going back just if you that counts. No, I have
Speaker 1: to be on the top.
Speaker 3: That still literally doesn't count at all. You have to
Speaker 3: go to the top of every mouth. There's no way
Speaker 3: this is happening. Yeah, but I got my skis now,
Speaker 3: so I can I can ski up and then ski down.
Speaker 3: That takes me long.
Speaker 2: I think it'll happen as long as things like this
Speaker 2: weekend don't happen where you come to LA and you're
Speaker 2: supposed to be in Colorado.
Speaker 3: Caitlin One, what I was also thinking, like, you honestly
Speaker 3: believe that weekends like this will not occur again if
Speaker 3: he's focused.
Speaker 1: Well, it's just also like it was hard to go
Speaker 1: through my list of things that I needed because there
Speaker 1: was so much and I were for so many different trips,
Speaker 1: and so I forgot certain things and I didn't even
Speaker 1: think I needed to bring my skis with me. But
Speaker 1: now like I have to have my like for the
Speaker 1: whole month of June, I have to have my skis.
Speaker 1: Holy cow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should not move to Colorado.
Speaker 1: Well, no, it's fourteen thousand feet has a lot more
Speaker 1: snow than five thousand feet.
Speaker 3: Even though I feel like I always see Ben post snow. Yeah,
Speaker 3: if he like may, He's like, oh, we got three
Speaker 3: feet of snow, and I'm like he does. He lives
Speaker 3: like kind of in the mountains, and so they definitely
Speaker 3: get a little bit more.
Speaker 1: But but anyways, Yeah, so, and I'm playing golf with
Speaker 1: Ben on Tuesday, which is also a really bad idea
Speaker 1: because I should be climbing mountains.
Speaker 3: But you can't pass up out of golf with Ben,
Speaker 3: come on, obviously not. But then he's gonna ask you
Speaker 3: to play the week after. And you're like, oh no,
Speaker 3: It's like I could drive three out. I could wake
Speaker 3: up at four am, climb them ounta and then drive
Speaker 3: three hours to beat you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, that definitely is gonna happen. So anyways, it's
Speaker 1: gonna happen. I've like I've I've put it out there
Speaker 1: so many times to so many people that like, I'm
Speaker 1: kind of counting on them to hold me accountable, Whereas
Speaker 1: like if I didn't tell anyone, I could just be like, oh,
Speaker 1: this was never an idea in the first place. But
Speaker 1: now the fact that so many people, you know, not
Speaker 1: so many, like there's like ten people know that this
Speaker 1: is my mission, I feel like I can't let them
Speaker 1: down by not doing it.
Speaker 2: I like that you call it a mission.
Speaker 1: It's a mission fifty eight. I looked it up on
Speaker 1: the internet, and I know this is so wrong. This
Speaker 1: number they say only one thousand, five hundred people have
Speaker 1: climbed all the fourteen ers in Colorado, so I'll be
Speaker 1: one thousand, five hundred and one. But that number is
Speaker 1: so underreported. I'm sure it's got to be Like I'm
Speaker 1: sure I was thinking you'd be like in the tens
Speaker 1: of thousands, but that's what the Internet says, and so
Speaker 1: I'm sticking with it. It makes me feel cooler and
Speaker 1: like one of my best friends in the entire world,
Speaker 1: when we were twenty two, he did all of them
Speaker 1: one summer with his friends. He linked them all by bicycle.
Speaker 1: And so every time I'm like, hey, Austin, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go climb this mountain. What's your opinion of it, He's like, Oh,
Speaker 1: that one sucks. Save that one for later, or do
Speaker 1: this one now because it's easier to ski. And so
Speaker 1: I've got a very invaluable resource at my disposal. He's
Speaker 1: willing to help me. It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: This is the only way I'm gonna be fit for
Speaker 1: the wedding. I'm gonna be so fit. I'm gonna smell
Speaker 1: so bad until I shower, and then I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: so sexy and so fit. You're gonna look at me
Speaker 1: and you're gonna be like, I'm so glad he climbed
Speaker 1: all fifty of those mountains.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be You're gonna be like Dug from The
Speaker 3: Hangover showing him to your wedding because you're gonna be
Speaker 3: so sun burnt, Yeah, from climbing these mountains and you're
Speaker 3: barely gonna finish this task, so you're just gonna run
Speaker 3: up the wedding sweating, sun burnt, probably delusional because you're
Speaker 3: just exhausted and tired.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, the way that I've the way that I
Speaker 1: scheduled it, the last mountain I'm supposed to climb is
Speaker 1: like thirty minutes away from the wedding venue.
Speaker 2: We're supposed to think.
Speaker 1: We were like, uh what what that act? We're out
Speaker 1: quite well for you. I'm not showing up the day
Speaker 1: of the wedding. It's like a week before the wedding.
Speaker 1: That would be crazy. I'm not going to schedule my
Speaker 1: last mountain to be climbed on the day of our wedding.
Speaker 1: And if I know, and if den On Anglert knows anything,
Speaker 1: it's schedules. I'm good at scheduling stuff. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 1: so there's like a lot of give and take with it.
Speaker 1: Like you can climb multiple mountains in a day, Like
Speaker 1: there's like a couple of things you can do like
Speaker 1: three in a day, and that puts me ahead of schedule.
Speaker 1: But then there might be bad weather that puts me
Speaker 1: behind schedule. I might come to Vegas for a weekend
Speaker 1: that puts me behind schedule. I could be an absolute
Speaker 1: beast and just not sleep for forty eight hours and
Speaker 1: climb eight mountains. That puts me ahead of schedule. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there are certain things you know that it's going to
Speaker 1: be an EBB and a flow process.
Speaker 2: But I think you can do it. You did half
Speaker 2: Dome straight from off the flight of Hawaii, drove five hours.
Speaker 1: And I was even worse shape than I think too.
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, I was like ten pounds heavier,
Speaker 1: I was hung over from the wedding. I hadn't slept
Speaker 1: in thirty six hours, and I was I was so
Speaker 1: proud of myself for that. And so that's honestly what
Speaker 1: I keep leaning on is like, well, if I could
Speaker 1: do half Dome with no sleep and being out of shape,
Speaker 1: I should be able to do these Yeah, you got it.
Speaker 1: I just have to do half them fifty eight times. Yeah. Easy. Yeah. Anyways,
Speaker 1: that can do it now for this week's episode, because
Speaker 1: Jared sick of hearing about this. No, so I've got
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