WEBVTT - A Wing Walk to Remember 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:05.519 Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds with Dean and Jared haven. 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:06.880 An iHeartRadio podcast. 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:10.920 What's going on? Everybody? Welcome to an all new episode 0:00:11.039 --> 0:00:14.160 of Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds? And I'm gonna 0:00:14.200 --> 0:00:17.560 silently clap for myself for getting men correct on the 0:00:17.560 --> 0:00:20.520 first by looking at you, Jared. We got a great 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:24.599 episode for you guys today, and I hope you stay 0:00:24.640 --> 0:00:26.239 tuned for all of it because we talked about some 0:00:26.280 --> 0:00:28.160 really cool stuff and we haven't eve talked about it yet, 0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:31.200 but I'm just I'm just projecting and assuming that we're 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:32.000 gonna talk about. 0:00:31.880 --> 0:00:33.920 Well, we're just cool people, so we talk about cool stuff. 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:36.280 Speaking of cool stuff, make sure you tune in. On Thursday, 0:00:36.320 --> 0:00:41.199 we have Rye dell Funk who's coming. Uh So, she 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:43.640 was on Disney Channel. I remember that. I mean, obviously 0:00:43.680 --> 0:00:47.760 she's a brother an actress. Her brother was on Ross 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:49.760 Lynchem Dean and I Dean Cal and I were just 0:00:49.800 --> 0:00:52.360 talking about remember like the commercials where they had the 0:00:52.400 --> 0:00:56.280 wand and it'd be like you're watching Disney Channels and 0:00:56.320 --> 0:00:57.040 you're watching this. 0:00:57.560 --> 0:01:01.760 Beans, right, But he did one of them, and there 0:01:01.920 --> 0:01:04.360 was a while like maybe a couple of years ago 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:07.280 where they're the blooper reels or like they were posting 0:01:07.280 --> 0:01:11.560 the video without animation. Yeah, and it's like so awkward. 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:14.959 And yeah, I'm Liz MacGuire and you're watching Disney. 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:17.520 And Beans, is I remember specifically being extra awkward? Oh? 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:20.320 I remember? Oh, she didn't say Lizzie Hillary. 0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:23.000 Duff, right, yeah, because I guess they would say their name, 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:26.080 which is interesting because as a kid, you would kind 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:28.119 of always think that the character they're playing is who 0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:29.760 they are in real life. But then they'd be like 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:31.960 Hillary Duff, but you're like, wait, your name's Lizy McGuire, 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:32.600 I thought. 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:34.480 I do. I do kind of remember the Beans one 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:35.480 being super awkward. 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:40.080 Yeah, all right, Beans is from even Stevens, right, yes, okay, 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:43.280 just making sure remembering my Disney Channel shows. 0:01:44.000 --> 0:01:45.840 This is gonna sound really stupid. But did he love 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:47.119 beans or did he love bacon? 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:48.720 I don't remember. 0:01:49.040 --> 0:01:50.760 He must have loved beans because his name is beans. 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:53.680 I know he was obsessed with the food. I kind 0:01:53.680 --> 0:01:55.680 of want to say it's bacon, but that doesn't make 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:58.280 any sense, right, because then his name would be bacon. Yeah. 0:01:58.320 --> 0:02:00.280 Well, maybe that's the irony of it. Maybe that's the 0:02:00.400 --> 0:02:03.000 joke right there. Yeah, Even Stevens was ahead of its time. 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:07.800 Do you remember the musical episode, Yeah, all the time period, 0:02:08.400 --> 0:02:09.360 sixth period. 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:12.600 No. I said he went to the Moon in nineteen 0:02:12.639 --> 0:02:16.680 sixty ninety nine. Yeah, eight, but the year after. I 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:18.720 haven't sung that in a long long time. 0:02:19.360 --> 0:02:19.920 It's been a year. 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:21.960 I go through phases though. Yeah, I'll sing a lot 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:24.760 of Even Stephens musical songs, and then I'll give it 0:02:24.760 --> 0:02:26.040 a break for like a year or two, and then 0:02:26.040 --> 0:02:28.120 I'll go back and I think we're back into the 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:29.840 phase of the Even Stevens or Moana. 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:31.720 It goes from Even Stevens to Mowana. 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:33.480 Oh my gosh, Sorry, I'm singing around the house. 0:02:34.280 --> 0:02:36.200 I'm just telling people what you sing around the house. 0:02:36.200 --> 0:02:38.800 I'm just telling people what what do you sing around 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:40.520 the house? Yeah, Calen, what do you sing? 0:02:41.040 --> 0:02:43.600 I don't know, dude, nothing. 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:46.360 You know, you don't hum anything. 0:02:47.600 --> 0:02:51.519 I think we both kind of make up songs sometimes, Dude. 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:55.120 It's just constant Sesame Street and Miss Rachel. It's it's 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:58.800 I hate it because I'll be in the car by myself, 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:03.800 driving to my opportunity to listen to adult music music 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:06.080 that I like, and yet I'm in the car and 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:07.840 I can hear in my head. 0:03:07.880 --> 0:03:12.040 Happy happyat dance dance, Happy happyat dance dance. When we 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:13.760 learn something new, we do. 0:03:13.880 --> 0:03:17.400 That happy dance dance and I'm like, oh my god, 0:03:17.520 --> 0:03:18.639 I gotta get this out of my head. 0:03:18.639 --> 0:03:21.240 You should start like blaring ac DC or rage against 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:25.000 the machine. Yeah, so I can just ye so I 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:29.280 can come home to Dawson head bang in the whole 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:33.680 time you come home, Dad. So let's go, Yeah, understruct 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:37.080 Dad's home. Let's go Dawson. But let's talk about Kaylen 0:03:37.120 --> 0:03:39.080 real quick. So Kaylen just got back from her trip 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:40.200 with Rafa and Nadal. 0:03:40.880 --> 0:03:42.280 Sure did. It was amazing. 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:44.920 Do you know who Rafa is? Jared? Are you saying 0:03:45.000 --> 0:03:47.120 Rafael and the doll? So this is what I said. 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:49.880 She was like, I'm sa Rafa today. I was like, oh, 0:03:49.960 --> 0:03:52.240 you better call him Rafael because that's his name and 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:54.480 you will give him that respect. And she was like, no, 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:57.120 everyone calls him Rafa on this all the science. 0:03:57.160 --> 0:04:01.040 His name is at the Rafanidal Academy, doll, not Raphael. 0:04:02.080 --> 0:04:03.560 And then we met him and they're like, hey, Ralf 0:04:03.680 --> 0:04:06.480 is here. Everyone calls him Raffa in Spain. Maybe it's 0:04:06.520 --> 0:04:07.280 just a Spanish thing. 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:11.520 Maybe, yeah, it could be. So you're telling me his 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:15.280 name is not Rae. It's like his nickname. 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:17.400 Yeah, everyone calls him Raffa. And I was at the 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:21.039 Rafa Academy, Rafa Nadal Academy, you know. So it's like, 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:23.080 I guess it's his nickname that he just goes by, 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:23.880 right right. 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:26.920 Why would you have the academy be named after his nickname? 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:33.880 Because should be what? It's an academy, yeah, like at 0:04:34.279 --> 0:04:34.719 but it's. 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:36.160 Still his first name, last name. Academy. 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:39.200 It's not like it's not like a lecture hall or 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:40.120 a laboratory. 0:04:40.080 --> 0:04:42.880 Yeah, but like, say there was a school named after you, Dean, 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:47.360 it wouldn't be Deanie Baby's Academy. It would be I mean, 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:49.320 that'd be cool name, don't get me wrong. I would 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:52.280 definitely pay for tuition there. But it would be Dean 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:55.080 Angler or Dean Bell. Yeah that's academy. 0:04:55.279 --> 0:04:57.280 Right. You'd want it to be like the proper pronunciation 0:04:57.320 --> 0:05:00.840 of your legal name. Yeah, right, No, but I but 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:02.479 if you're off in it all, I guess you've won 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:03.920 a million grand slams and you can kind of do 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:04.520 whatever you want. 0:05:04.640 --> 0:05:06.480 A million exactly was it. 0:05:06.279 --> 0:05:09.839 Was it too roughly? Yeah? Million? But how was that? 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:12.320 It was so cool? So first I was in I 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:15.040 was in France last episode and that was a blast, 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:17.560 even though it rained every day and we were supposed 0:05:17.600 --> 0:05:21.120 to be there to shoot my friend's clothing line. So 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:22.560 we did the best that we could with all of 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:24.640 the rain, and we didn't really get to explore much, 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:29.280 but I don't know, it was still beautiful. Definitely want 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:30.800 to go back and explore more. And then we went 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:34.279 to Spain. We went to Mayorca, and I thought Mayorka, 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:37.760 like I didn't have much knowledge of it prior, and 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:39.240 I was like, if I were to go there, I'd 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:41.479 probably spend three days there. But there's so much to 0:05:41.480 --> 0:05:43.600 do on the island. It's so big, and I feel 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:46.640 like we barely like scratched the surface there. But we 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:49.360 first day we just kind of relaxed. We went to 0:05:49.360 --> 0:05:52.599 the raf and Adal Museum, which was so cool, and 0:05:52.640 --> 0:05:54.600 then the next day we played tennis. We met Rafa, 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:57.960 we got coached by his coach and some other coaches. 0:05:58.000 --> 0:06:00.240 We played tennis for like two hours. It was so 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:03.799 much fun, and then we kind of explored the island. 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:05.679 I was there with Kia so we drove the Kia 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:08.320 EV six GT, which was a great car. 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:10.520 Hey, they're not sponsoring this podcast, you don't have to play, ye, 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:14.360 but I will maybe you know. 0:06:14.720 --> 0:06:17.240 It was actually an awesome car and drove around the 0:06:17.240 --> 0:06:19.640 island and it was really cool because with brand trips 0:06:20.160 --> 0:06:23.359 typically like you're on their schedule, Like the brand schedule, 0:06:23.400 --> 0:06:25.560 they plan everything out and they gave everyone their own 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:28.480 car to just kind of explore, so it felt like 0:06:28.560 --> 0:06:30.359 it was your own trip rather than a brand trip. 0:06:30.560 --> 0:06:33.240 I felt like me and MK were just hanging out, 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:36.640 like continuing our France trip. So that was really cool 0:06:36.640 --> 0:06:39.520 and different and fun. And then they had this great 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:42.599 yr own experience where they had like five different options 0:06:42.640 --> 0:06:45.000 to choose from, so we all did different things. The 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:47.760 next day, I was supposed to go kayaking through caves, 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:50.240 but the waves were too rough, so I just drove 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:53.839 through different towns in America and then went horseback riding. 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:58.280 And the horseback riding was insane because we basically they 0:06:58.440 --> 0:07:00.560 they're like different levels, and they were like, if your 0:07:00.600 --> 0:07:02.039 more experience, we can go on the beach and do 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:04.320 this harder trail. So they took us on the easy trail, 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:06.839 which was actually really hard, and the horses were stumbling 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:09.120 and we were all a little freaked out, but we 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:13.240 got to no, they were tripping and not it was 0:07:13.280 --> 0:07:17.280 like such a rocky, rough trail. But so they're all 0:07:17.320 --> 0:07:19.920 rescue horses. Mine was an old race horse, and they're 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:23.040 kind of they're used to just flat past, so then 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:23.880 they're adjusting to. 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:27.640 Like, you know, what was your horse's name? 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:28.960 They never told me. 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:32.320 Actually, oh that's sad. I feel like all these race horses. 0:07:32.080 --> 0:07:35.880 Have really cool They basically put us all on horses 0:07:36.120 --> 0:07:39.920 and just said, okay, boulder rains to stop and then release. 0:07:40.000 --> 0:07:41.800 It's like a car and then they just we took 0:07:41.840 --> 0:07:46.080 off and two of the horses hated each other, so 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:48.360 one almost like bucked a girl off. It was a 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:49.560 pretty wild experience. 0:07:49.640 --> 0:07:52.280 But yeah, some horse drama here, lots. 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:58.720 Of horse drama, and they just didn't like horses for real. 0:07:58.880 --> 0:08:01.280 This horse was hooking with that horse behind this horse's back. 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:03.800 Yeah, this horse was a bitch and he was an 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:05.720 asshole and he was a sweetheart. 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:07.960 Though, but it was so it was like my dream trip. 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:10.240 I love tennis, I love horseback riding, so it was 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:12.600 unbelievable and love at all. 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:15.880 How good are you at tennis. Don't be humble, like, 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:16.840 how good are you? 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:21.440 Four? Out of what? There's a weird rating system for 0:08:21.480 --> 0:08:23.640 tennis that I just learned about. Like last week, I 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:25.880 was like, yeah, my in instructure told me I'm about 0:08:25.880 --> 0:08:26.720 a four now and. 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:28.720 No, my coach was like, I'm a three five if 0:08:28.760 --> 0:08:30.200 I can fix my servant before. 0:08:31.320 --> 0:08:33.520 But like a tennis handicap, Jared's right, like out of 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:35.280 what it is, Yeah, it's like out of. 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:40.840 Five, six or six, I'm not that good. I'm not 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:42.000 that good. I'm a three and a half. 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:43.800 So does that make me like a five and a half? 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:49.160 Oh my gosh. So, Kaitlyn, you're better at tennis than Dean. Yes, 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:53.800 here's the thing. She's more technically proficient, but I'm more athletic. 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:55.920 You have not played with me. I take lessons consistently. 0:08:55.960 --> 0:08:58.280 Now you haven't played with me since I've taken. 0:08:58.080 --> 0:09:00.400 Like that's true. But even on your best day, I 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:01.520 think I can beat you. 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:02.920 I am actually really good. 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:06.040 Just because I am more athletic than you now, Like 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:07.319 generally speaking. 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:10.400 I can beat Tory now I've. 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:12.240 Beat I'm not saying you're bad at tennis. I just 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:15.880 hold my own opinion of myself so high. 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:16.520 But you're wrong. 0:09:17.520 --> 0:09:21.240 So we need to settle this, like I need to. 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:25.200 I need investment in this, my money. So you when's 0:09:25.200 --> 0:09:26.400 the last time you two have played? 0:09:27.040 --> 0:09:29.559 Two years ago? Yeah? 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:32.200 Ago, but I wasn't good, and now I take lessons. 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:33.800 I've secretly been taking lessons too. 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:34.079 Yeah. 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:36.440 Right between golfs, I'll take out my tennis racket and 0:09:36.440 --> 0:09:36.839 work on my. 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:40.680 Forehand, obviously on the seventeenth hole. So, Dean, have you 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:42.280 played in the past two years? 0:09:42.480 --> 0:09:43.880 No, the only time I play is with her. 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:47.760 Dude, Klan's gonna whoop your ass. 0:09:48.200 --> 0:09:50.600 I can control I can control my whole square on 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:52.760 the court. I can be anywhere at any time. 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:54.839 He lobs the ball, he goes way too far, he 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:55.199 goes out. 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:57.120 I love the ball because it's easier for you to 0:09:57.160 --> 0:09:57.800 return the ball. 0:09:57.840 --> 0:09:59.200 With a lot, it's much harder. 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:03.880 Actually, okay, well, not a lob. It's just like a curveball. 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:06.679 It just goes up so high and then comes down 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:07.720 and it's slow. 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:10.240 And you know, yeah, is there anything because I play 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:13.760 with my friends, is there anything uh like legitimate about 0:10:13.920 --> 0:10:15.320 changing someone's eye level? 0:10:15.679 --> 0:10:17.120 Does that actually mess people up? 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:18.080 Like? 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:22.280 Because sometimes I'll hit a lot in my head, in 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:25.160 my obscure head. So I'll volley and I'll hit it 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:27.600 over the net, and then they'll volley back, and sometimes 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:30.520 I'll just hit it high because their head will go 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:32.440 back and kind of like the sun gets in their eyes, 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:35.000 and like, I think it throws off their equilibrium if 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:37.000 I hit one high and then the next one's a 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:37.840 line drive at them. 0:10:37.880 --> 0:10:41.320 Nice. Do you think there's any playing checkers? Yeah, I 0:10:41.520 --> 0:10:45.800 like to think so, I don't think so there's got 0:10:45.160 --> 0:10:48.080 to I bet you it's maybe it does not to 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:49.920 the same extent you're thinking of, but it's got to 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:52.040 like affect you at least a little bit. 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:56.319 Maybe like Dean and I are the ones like before 0:10:56.360 --> 0:10:59.760 here and we're like, no, no, definitely, man, this wor. 0:11:00.480 --> 0:11:02.880 Lob all you. Well, they're gonna get screwed. 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:05.080 There were so we played with some people who are 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:07.080 really really good and their trick. 0:11:06.880 --> 0:11:09.199 Shots were just through Rafa. Did you play against Raffa? 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:11.760 No, we only had like ten minutes with Rafa, but 0:11:11.920 --> 0:11:14.000 his coach coached us, which I think is really cool. 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:16.600 Charlie Moya, who's also like a huge tennis player. 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:23.200 Did you see any like of Rafa Rafa Rafa's serves. 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:25.439 No, he didn't. He's injured right now. He just pulled 0:11:25.480 --> 0:11:28.480 out of what was it, the French Open, so he's injured, 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:30.240 and they didn't think he was gonna come to the 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:32.280 trip at all because of the injury. 0:11:32.480 --> 0:11:35.000 I think it's so interesting when and it makes sense 0:11:35.120 --> 0:11:36.640 when you really think about it, but like when Raffa 0:11:36.679 --> 0:11:39.319 Nadal has a coach, or like John Rahm who won 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:41.880 the Masters as a coach, Like the best player in 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:44.840 the world is being coached by someone who's not nearly 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:46.520 as good as them, you know, and then to. 0:11:46.480 --> 0:11:48.959 Be at the academy with Charlie Moya there, who coached him. 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:50.640 That's what someone told me. I haven't fact checked that, 0:11:50.679 --> 0:11:53.320 but I'm pretty sure Charlie Moya coached him. I could 0:11:53.320 --> 0:11:55.600 be wrong, but just like to have his coach there 0:11:55.679 --> 0:11:58.240 standing at his academy with like thirty tennis s courts. 0:11:58.240 --> 0:12:00.720 He has a museum to himself, he has like hotel. 0:12:01.040 --> 0:12:03.520 We stayed at Rofinadal Academy, which is also a hotel, 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:05.840 Like people go to school there. It's just crazy. 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:09.240 Oh yeah, that was my thought, right, but we just 0:12:09.240 --> 0:12:10.760 didn't really get to expand on my thought at all. 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:12.360 But I see what you're saying. It is crazy. 0:12:12.600 --> 0:12:14.360 Well, but like to have your coach be there and 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:15.120 see all of that. 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:17.480 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, right, Like you're a multi you're 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:19.360 probably a billionaire, and your coach is like, I'm sure 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:21.800 he's doing well for himself, but like, I see what 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:22.640 you're saying. Yeah. 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:26.280 Yeah, it's the same thing with golf. Anytime watching golf, 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:28.800 and like Phil Milkison is talking to his caddy. 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:32.640 Yeah, like, bro, you know what you're doing. Why do 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:35.120 you need why do you need someone to help you 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:38.400 pick a club? It's interesting player in the world, right, 0:12:38.440 --> 0:12:39.880 You're like, well, what what do you need help for? 0:12:39.920 --> 0:12:43.120 You're so good? But then too like yeah, exactly, and 0:12:43.160 --> 0:12:44.920 it is good to have like a second opinion, and 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:46.640 like maybe people are better at reading greens and all 0:12:46.679 --> 0:12:49.080 that kind of stuff. But but yeah, so cool. Sounds 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:50.560 like you had a great trip. I'm really happy for you. 0:12:50.920 --> 0:12:53.000 Yeah, I'm pretty sure I was right on that coach thing. 0:12:53.000 --> 0:12:55.280 But I don't think anyone is really gonna worry about 0:12:55.320 --> 0:12:56.160 whether you were wrong. 0:12:57.280 --> 0:12:59.880 Do you do you two play? So you play golf together, 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:02.400 you play tennis together? Do you play any other sports together? 0:13:02.400 --> 0:13:03.760 We don't play any of those things together. 0:13:03.800 --> 0:13:07.079 Really, we played fotball. We just haven't this year yet. 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:10.440 I mean, we played pickleball together. We should play more. 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:12.880 Yeah, well we it just got warm out. 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:14.560 Well now it's like too warm to play. 0:13:14.760 --> 0:13:15.400 We could play more. 0:13:15.559 --> 0:13:19.920 Just got warm out. What a Vegas thing. It finally 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:22.160 got over one hundred. They can finally go outside. 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:24.480 I just want to correct myself the names Carlos Moya. 0:13:24.559 --> 0:13:29.880 Oh well, anyways, pick a ball? Yeah, we should play, right. 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:34.200 We don't really do many sports together though, No, just 0:13:34.440 --> 0:13:36.719 do you and actually do any sports together? No, That's 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:37.440 why I was asking. 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:40.680 It's like the one thing that I wish is she 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:43.839 is so on athletic, on coordinated. 0:13:43.920 --> 0:13:48.119 This actually so uncoordinated. It's crazy about. 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:50.840 Like two episodes ago, and we suggested pickleball. Have you 0:13:50.840 --> 0:13:51.640 guys tried it yet? 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:54.439 We haven't tried pickleball yet, getting it. It's just. 0:13:55.880 --> 0:14:00.600 I will crush her in pickleball. I have to like, really, 0:14:00.880 --> 0:14:03.079 you know, but have you played. 0:14:04.559 --> 0:14:07.560 Not with her? We've played tennis together and it was 0:14:08.360 --> 0:14:11.120 a disaster and it was fine. It was so sweet. 0:14:11.559 --> 0:14:14.560 The ball can't really go that far, no matter how 0:14:14.679 --> 0:14:15.440 much muscle you have. 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:20.480 Yes, I agree, so we should try that. Actually, I 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:23.040 was playing tennis earlier today with some people from work 0:14:23.200 --> 0:14:25.240 and there are people playing pick a ball behind us 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:26.480 for old people. 0:14:26.560 --> 0:14:31.280 Obviously, what a stereotype. Uh so, yeah, we should play 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:34.440 pick a ball. Also, the problem is Ashley has no 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:36.720 desire to do these things. I mean, she would do 0:14:36.800 --> 0:14:38.760 it for me, but I would have it. Would it 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:41.320 would have to be me, Like she would do it 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:44.160 for me. It's a favor to me, and I don't 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:47.280 want to you know you guys know like relationship favors, 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:50.800 like there's only some you got to pick and shoes, Yeah, 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:54.600 because that's those relationship favors are very important. Because if 0:14:54.640 --> 0:14:58.600 she's doing this for me, then the next time she's like, hey, 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:00.520 I want to do this, I'm like ah, and she's like, well, 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:02.600 I play pickaball for you, and I'm like no, it's. 0:15:02.440 --> 0:15:05.960 Not no, no, no, that doesn't count. 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:08.120 And then of course I think that she would want 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:09.800 to do that, she would hold that over on you. 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:14.000 This is going to sound so first world again watching 0:15:14.000 --> 0:15:17.920 a TV show. I can't do it, guys, I can't 0:15:17.920 --> 0:15:19.800 do it. I've never been able to do it. I 0:15:19.840 --> 0:15:21.440 don't think I'll ever be able to do it. 0:15:21.520 --> 0:15:24.600 I can't commit these people who are like, hey, you 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:28.720 should watch this show. It's four seasons long and you 0:15:28.800 --> 0:15:31.040 just have to get through the first seven episodes and 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:34.040 then it gets great. And I'm like, okay, cool, I'll 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:39.080 go through seven hours of mediocre to bad TV to 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:41.960 get to something that's kind of interesting. I couldn't be good. 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:44.440 I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it, and I 0:15:44.560 --> 0:15:45.240 just can't commit. 0:15:45.320 --> 0:15:48.000 Guys. I watch an episode, maybe two, and then I'm done. 0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:50.400 I'm out. I said's it. I saw a funny meme yesterday. 0:15:50.400 --> 0:15:52.640 It was like it was like Netflix talking to you. 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:53.680 I was like, hey, do you want to sit down 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:56.280 and watch a ten hour movie? And you're like, absolutely not. 0:15:56.760 --> 0:15:58.720 And then Netflix is like, well what if I break 0:15:58.720 --> 0:16:00.760 it up into ten segments and then you can binge 0:16:00.760 --> 0:16:02.680 it all one day? And you're like, yeah, sign me 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:05.920 up for that. Yeah, one of. 0:16:05.920 --> 0:16:08.720 Us would actually, you know, I mean, just to go. 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:11.560 I mean, it's it's it's fine, it's all fine things. 0:16:11.560 --> 0:16:16.080 It's like it's it's more just you know, like let's 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:18.920 have a picnic on the beach and like very sweet things. 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:19.840 That's nice. 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:24.400 I know, it's very nice, it's very nice. But I 0:16:24.600 --> 0:16:30.520 just want to freaking golf guys. Ye, gods are so similar, 0:16:30.560 --> 0:16:32.840 you know, we have so much in comment. My time 0:16:32.960 --> 0:16:36.200 is so limited in the golf cart. No, that's just 0:16:36.200 --> 0:16:36.880 not how it works. 0:16:37.240 --> 0:16:39.480 But she did again, if she came in the golf cart. 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:41.840 This is not a bond, This is not bonding time. 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:45.000 This is that is her doing something for me, you 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:47.120 know what I mean. And she knows it and she 0:16:47.240 --> 0:16:48.880 will use it right. 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:50.800 And then I do the same thing with Kaylin when 0:16:50.840 --> 0:16:54.200 I like, I don't know, I ask you to do 0:16:54.240 --> 0:16:56.160 something for me that I know you're not really gonna like, 0:16:56.160 --> 0:16:57.640 but I want you to spend time with me, so 0:16:58.000 --> 0:17:00.160 I try to like force it a little bit. And 0:17:00.200 --> 0:17:03.320 then if Kaylen isn't one hundred percent fully enthused and 0:17:03.360 --> 0:17:05.560 ecstatic the entire time, I'm like, oh, she's having a 0:17:05.720 --> 0:17:08.800 miserable time and she hates being here, And I say, 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:10.320 get in my own head, and I spiral and it 0:17:10.320 --> 0:17:11.159 gets worse and worse. 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:12.520 And I'm like, wait, I'm having a good time. 0:17:12.520 --> 0:17:14.119 I'm just being quiet, right, yeah, And I'm like, well, 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:16.479 if you're not talking, you're not having good time. I 0:17:16.560 --> 0:17:19.199 dragged you out here, and now you're being miserable and 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:20.960 you wish you were somewhere else and then it's just bad. 0:17:20.960 --> 0:17:23.440 But I'm glad you know you do that because. 0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:28.040 You do it and lo I do it a lot. 0:17:28.160 --> 0:17:39.440 Yeah. 0:17:39.560 --> 0:17:42.160 Actually, we have a kind of this dilemma this weekend. 0:17:42.240 --> 0:17:43.600 I want Kaylen to ride on the back of my 0:17:43.640 --> 0:17:45.520 motorcycle for an hour. Hold on, before you go into 0:17:45.520 --> 0:17:48.520 the story, would you just say Europe was great? Nope? 0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:53.359 After that motorcycle, you say, dilemma. Dilemma we're at We 0:17:53.400 --> 0:17:57.560 got this dilemma. Isn't it a dilemma? Yeah? Just tomato tomato, 0:17:57.640 --> 0:18:05.560 you know. Continue, we've got this dilemma. I want Kaylen 0:18:05.640 --> 0:18:08.280 to spend Sunday with me. I'm doing this wing walking 0:18:08.400 --> 0:18:13.320 thing and it's a wing walk so okay. So you 0:18:13.359 --> 0:18:16.159 know how there's these old planes that have two wings, 0:18:16.160 --> 0:18:18.120 like one high wing one low wing like this. 0:18:19.119 --> 0:18:22.800 No uh oh yeah in old school, like uh where 0:18:22.880 --> 0:18:25.280 like the head you're not like in a you're not 0:18:25.320 --> 0:18:25.840 in the plane. 0:18:25.840 --> 0:18:27.680 Your head is like kind of sticking out. Yeah yeah, 0:18:27.720 --> 0:18:29.320 and there's two wings in front of you and there's 0:18:29.320 --> 0:18:31.760 two seats, so wing walking. I sign up for this 0:18:31.760 --> 0:18:33.520 like six months ago and totally forgot about it until 0:18:33.640 --> 0:18:36.399 last week. You you fly up in the plane with 0:18:36.440 --> 0:18:38.119 this guy. The guy's flying from the back here in 0:18:38.119 --> 0:18:39.840 the front seat, and you get up to like six 0:18:39.840 --> 0:18:41.879 thousand feet or whatever, and you crawl out of the 0:18:41.920 --> 0:18:44.480 seat and you walk onto the wing while it's flying 0:18:44.520 --> 0:18:46.919 through the air. And so I'm doing that on Sunday. 0:18:46.960 --> 0:18:48.600 I even't asked you this is this this skydiving thing 0:18:48.680 --> 0:18:49.439 or then you just go back in. 0:18:49.520 --> 0:18:50.960 I've asked him. I was like, hey, can I skydive 0:18:50.960 --> 0:18:52.399 out of the plane And they're like, no, it's dangerous 0:18:52.400 --> 0:18:54.320 because you're a parachute, might get caught on something on 0:18:54.359 --> 0:18:56.080 the plane or something like that. So just you're tethered 0:18:56.119 --> 0:18:56.639 to the plane. 0:18:57.680 --> 0:18:59.680 What do you mean you're tethered to the plane? How 0:19:00.359 --> 0:19:02.600 what if you slip off the wing or how how 0:19:02.720 --> 0:19:03.439 tethered are you? 0:19:03.520 --> 0:19:05.280 Yeah? I've wondered that too, because then like what, you're 0:19:05.320 --> 0:19:07.200 just hanging from the plane as it tries to land. 0:19:07.240 --> 0:19:09.199 I don't think that would really be very comfortable with it. 0:19:09.240 --> 0:19:10.840 And then you have to like try to get your 0:19:10.840 --> 0:19:12.480 grip back while you're six thousand. 0:19:12.200 --> 0:19:14.680 Feet in the air. This is stupid walking. I'm looking 0:19:14.720 --> 0:19:17.679 it up. So anyway, so it's an hour away from 0:19:17.720 --> 0:19:21.040 where we're staying in LA, and the only motor transportation 0:19:21.119 --> 0:19:22.960 we have in LA is my motorcycle. So I was like, Kaylen, 0:19:23.000 --> 0:19:24.840 will you ride on the motorcycle one hour with me 0:19:25.320 --> 0:19:27.520 to this hangar where I do the wing walking, because 0:19:27.560 --> 0:19:29.200 I you know, it could be a four hour day, 0:19:29.200 --> 0:19:30.720 it could be an eight hour day. They're not really sure, 0:19:30.840 --> 0:19:34.320 weather dependent and stuff, and I like, I just like, 0:19:34.320 --> 0:19:35.400 I just want you to hang out with me. Blah 0:19:35.440 --> 0:19:37.560 blah blah, and Kaylen like, obviously don't want to ride 0:19:37.560 --> 0:19:39.679 in the back of the motorcycle for an hour, but 0:19:39.760 --> 0:19:41.879 this is like a relationship favorite thing. Like, you know, 0:19:42.119 --> 0:19:44.080 if if Kaylen does this for me, then what do 0:19:44.160 --> 0:19:45.560 I have to eventually do in return for you. 0:19:45.720 --> 0:19:48.000 Two things, I have not been on a motorcycle since 0:19:48.000 --> 0:19:53.320 we got into a crash. Second thing, Yeah, I'm coming 0:19:53.359 --> 0:19:55.080 to LA to spend time with you. I don't even 0:19:55.080 --> 0:19:56.560 want to go to LA. I'm going to LA just 0:19:56.560 --> 0:19:57.399 to hang out with you. 0:19:57.520 --> 0:19:59.399 So you're already in LA and I'm asking you to 0:19:59.400 --> 0:20:01.720 spend the whole day Sunday with me. Yeah, I'm not 0:20:01.760 --> 0:20:04.000 doing that exactly, that's my but you kind of just 0:20:04.000 --> 0:20:05.440 prove my point for me. You're coming to La to 0:20:05.480 --> 0:20:06.640 hang with me, and then you're not going to hang 0:20:06.640 --> 0:20:06.840 with me. 0:20:07.119 --> 0:20:07.680 No, I am. 0:20:07.840 --> 0:20:10.000 Saturday is our day to hang sure, but also Sunday 0:20:10.000 --> 0:20:11.640 could be our day to hang too. Can't do it, 0:20:12.680 --> 0:20:15.240 but I can't do it, won't do it. The thing 0:20:15.280 --> 0:20:19.040 with the motorcycle is I had this super cool nineteen 0:20:19.080 --> 0:20:20.720 eighty five Honda c B seven fifty. 0:20:20.960 --> 0:20:26.359 So cool it was, that's a I cool the motorcycle. 0:20:26.440 --> 0:20:28.400 It was so cool. How could you not appreciate that 0:20:29.000 --> 0:20:33.480 beautiful piece of craftsmanship. Anyways, it had forty year old breaks, 0:20:34.080 --> 0:20:36.520 and this guy illegally turned out in front of us 0:20:36.600 --> 0:20:39.719 and we hit him. And it was just like kind 0:20:39.760 --> 0:20:41.320 of the perfect storm of things, like this guy didn't 0:20:41.320 --> 0:20:42.920 see us, he turned out, he cut us off. I 0:20:42.960 --> 0:20:44.679 couldn't stop in time because the breaks were bad, there 0:20:44.720 --> 0:20:47.400 was extra wait, there was water on the road. Blah 0:20:47.400 --> 0:20:49.639 blah blah blah. Were perfectly fine. We walked away from it. 0:20:49.640 --> 0:20:52.240 The only motorcycle crash I've ever been in my entire life. 0:20:52.880 --> 0:20:56.240 We walked away from. And now I've got a twenty 0:20:56.320 --> 0:21:00.920 twenty one Harley that is very capable stop on a dime, 0:21:01.440 --> 0:21:04.119 very comfortable. You got a back rest and only I'm 0:21:04.119 --> 0:21:05.359 asking this read you sit on the back of it 0:21:05.400 --> 0:21:10.200 for one hour, and hour is a long time. Oh 0:21:10.200 --> 0:21:11.840 what about the time we did Roadhana. You were on 0:21:11.840 --> 0:21:13.240 the back of that motorcycle for like eight hour. 0:21:13.320 --> 0:21:16.080 I feel safe on a motorcycle in Hawaii because people 0:21:16.160 --> 0:21:20.760 drive safe. People drive like psychotic people in la. 0:21:21.440 --> 0:21:23.600 Well, anyway, sorry, Budy, I can't get behind in this one. 0:21:23.720 --> 0:21:25.600 Motorcycles they're just too scary for him. 0:21:25.600 --> 0:21:27.840 In fairness, I am dreading that hour long drive as well, 0:21:27.840 --> 0:21:29.600 and hour is too long to spind on a motorcycle 0:21:29.640 --> 0:21:30.120 at this age. 0:21:30.680 --> 0:21:36.520 I'm also looking up this wing walking thing. It just 0:21:37.760 --> 0:21:39.560 it looks intense. I'm not gonna lie. 0:21:39.640 --> 0:21:43.439 Yeah you literally, so do you know what this is? 0:21:43.480 --> 0:21:46.199 Kailin Nope, I thought he was. I thought he was 0:21:46.240 --> 0:21:47.960 just jumping off the wing like he jumps out of 0:21:48.080 --> 0:21:48.800 hot air boons. 0:21:49.119 --> 0:21:51.800 So he's going to do he's in the plane and 0:21:51.840 --> 0:21:54.159 he's gonna climb out of the plane. Literally, you're in 0:21:54.480 --> 0:21:57.000 the seat and then you're climbing out of the sea 0:21:57.119 --> 0:21:59.840 on top of the wing, and then you strap yourself 0:21:59.840 --> 0:22:01.600 in because you're not tether. 0:22:04.119 --> 0:22:04.639 He's going to be. 0:22:04.800 --> 0:22:07.320 And then he's strapped up and he's standing on top 0:22:07.359 --> 0:22:09.320 of the wing and then the plane is going to 0:22:09.400 --> 0:22:12.919 go upside down, and that's when he's tethered to the 0:22:12.920 --> 0:22:16.760 plane and then he's flying on on the wing upside down. 0:22:18.480 --> 0:22:24.000 Sounds sick, right, It looks just YouTube. It looks so 0:22:24.119 --> 0:22:26.160 have you guys seen him practical jokers the movie? 0:22:26.560 --> 0:22:29.640 No, Murray does it as a punishment. 0:22:29.680 --> 0:22:33.000 I just remember at the end of the movie. So, uh, 0:22:33.240 --> 0:22:33.879 he was terrified. 0:22:33.880 --> 0:22:36.160 Obviously he was fine, and it seems like I'm sure 0:22:36.160 --> 0:22:38.960 it's pretty safe. The thing is, it looks like if 0:22:39.000 --> 0:22:41.040 you slip, yeah, you're falling. 0:22:41.119 --> 0:22:42.399 I mean, you have a parachute, so you know what 0:22:42.440 --> 0:22:45.480 you're doing. But you don't have a parachute. Do you 0:22:45.680 --> 0:22:47.879 have to have a parachute. You don't have a par 0:22:49.800 --> 0:22:52.120 you're on that's attached to the airplanes so you don't 0:22:52.160 --> 0:22:52.919 fall to the ye. 0:22:53.160 --> 0:22:55.600 But there's a point where there's a point where you're 0:22:55.960 --> 0:22:58.400 climbing out of the it's not the cockpit. 0:22:58.480 --> 0:22:59.639 What is it called, like. 0:23:00.800 --> 0:23:03.760 Your tethered to the plane uncarribin or caribin er to 0:23:03.800 --> 0:23:04.639 the other thing, right. 0:23:04.760 --> 0:23:08.000 Right, I don't think so? What the I don't think 0:23:08.040 --> 0:23:10.480 so because this guy you're never not attached to something. 0:23:10.600 --> 0:23:13.160 You're fine, Like it's pretty safe, yeah, because that would 0:23:13.160 --> 0:23:15.240 be crazy, right, Why are you smiling like that? 0:23:15.520 --> 0:23:17.359 Okay, I said it's pretty safe, but it's like, you know, 0:23:17.440 --> 0:23:20.800 it's all relative. I guess, I don't know. There's like 0:23:20.800 --> 0:23:22.159 like a right yeah. I mean this guy that just 0:23:22.200 --> 0:23:24.320 did on Practical Jokers was like sixty when he did. 0:23:24.359 --> 0:23:25.320 It probably. 0:23:26.600 --> 0:23:28.159 Have to be strapped to something at all times, otherwise 0:23:28.160 --> 0:23:29.560 it would Yeah. 0:23:29.680 --> 0:23:32.040 No, he's definitely strapped in. But like this guy just 0:23:32.080 --> 0:23:36.240 has a rope. This looks stupid, That's what I mean. 0:23:36.359 --> 0:23:40.639 If you fall, na fuck that bro man rope and 0:23:40.640 --> 0:23:42.360 like how does the plane land? No? No, no, no, no, 0:23:42.400 --> 0:23:44.040 you're so you're like there's like. 0:23:45.680 --> 0:23:48.159 A pole it looks like on the top of the wing, yeah, 0:23:48.200 --> 0:23:51.320 with a back to it. Yeah, and then you lean 0:23:51.400 --> 0:23:53.600 against it and then you strap yourself in and then 0:23:53.600 --> 0:23:55.760 that's when the plane goes like upside down. 0:23:55.920 --> 0:23:57.280 Right, that's when you're really locked in. 0:23:57.359 --> 0:23:59.920 But the point from you climbing out of the cockpit 0:24:00.280 --> 0:24:02.280 to getting to that place on top of the wing, 0:24:02.680 --> 0:24:04.399 it looks like there's a cord attached to you. But 0:24:04.440 --> 0:24:06.399 my question is, what do you weapons if you slip. 0:24:06.400 --> 0:24:08.919 You're dangling off the side of the plane attached to 0:24:08.920 --> 0:24:11.120 this cord and then you got to pull yourself back up. 0:24:11.440 --> 0:24:14.960 That sounds wear my new green scheese that I got 0:24:15.000 --> 0:24:19.119 new balance. I don't know, I don't know. Probably they're fine, 0:24:19.280 --> 0:24:23.400 it's beIN right. Well, I haven't gotten a good adrenaline 0:24:23.440 --> 0:24:26.880 RUSSI in a while. I haven't skydived. I haven't gotten 0:24:26.920 --> 0:24:30.000 a good adrenaline rush in a minute. Good adrenaline is 0:24:30.080 --> 0:24:35.080 wing walking dangerous. If anyone stuck out of business, they 0:24:35.080 --> 0:24:37.680 would be not in business anymore. They've expanded their operations 0:24:37.720 --> 0:24:42.160 because so many people are safely landing on the ground. Anyways, 0:24:42.160 --> 0:24:43.280 That's what I'm doing this weekend. 0:24:43.600 --> 0:24:45.920 So there's a reason I don't look these things up. 0:24:46.560 --> 0:24:53.679 Oh anyways, the nuts. Oh yeah, there we go. 0:24:54.160 --> 0:24:58.840 The not so new but utterly terrifying craze for thrill seekers. 0:24:59.720 --> 0:25:05.800 W walking I'm seeking that thrill. Baby a dangerous I mean, 0:25:05.920 --> 0:25:08.960 I mean, I'm sure it's safe, but it just looks. 0:25:10.080 --> 0:25:14.720 Yeah, I mean, if I encourage you not to do it, 0:25:14.760 --> 0:25:16.320 then you would be sad that you didn't do it. 0:25:16.359 --> 0:25:17.320 So I hope you have a buss. 0:25:17.400 --> 0:25:20.560 One of my biggest pet relationship pet Peeves is when 0:25:20.600 --> 0:25:23.240 I get excited about doing something and I tell Caylen 0:25:23.280 --> 0:25:25.280 how sick and excited I am to do this thing, 0:25:25.560 --> 0:25:27.520 and she like tries to talk me out of it, 0:25:27.600 --> 0:25:30.600 because then you should feel really bad that your fiance 0:25:30.760 --> 0:25:33.040 loves you and wants to be alive for your wedding. 0:25:33.240 --> 0:25:36.280 I understand that it's coming from a good place. But 0:25:36.440 --> 0:25:38.679 when I get excited about something which doesn't happen all 0:25:38.720 --> 0:25:40.960 that often, or when I want to do something weird 0:25:41.040 --> 0:25:44.440 or crazy, Caylen is typically supportive, but there are times 0:25:44.600 --> 0:25:46.359 where she tries to talk me out of it. 0:25:46.440 --> 0:25:48.960 I've been supportive about this, I just didn't know what 0:25:49.000 --> 0:25:49.880 it was now. 0:25:49.960 --> 0:25:51.560 Like I said, there are certain times where you are 0:25:51.760 --> 0:25:54.240 blindly supportive and that's great, But there are times where 0:25:54.280 --> 0:25:56.800 I know it's a bad idea and I don't really 0:25:56.840 --> 0:25:59.760 want to do it, but I need a positive reinforcement 0:25:59.800 --> 0:26:01.760 to get me over the hump to then do it, 0:26:01.920 --> 0:26:03.760 not you pulling me in the opposite direction. 0:26:03.920 --> 0:26:05.480 What's an example, because I know this happened. 0:26:05.800 --> 0:26:07.639 Like, for instance, if we're hiking or camping and I 0:26:07.680 --> 0:26:09.080 want to get up for sunrise or I want to 0:26:09.119 --> 0:26:11.800 go to this place and you are not the best 0:26:11.840 --> 0:26:12.880 at waking up for sunrise. 0:26:13.000 --> 0:26:14.160 I hate waiting for Sri. 0:26:14.160 --> 0:26:15.439 So I wake up. Or when we did the hot 0:26:15.440 --> 0:26:17.639 air balloon for my birthday thirty when I turned thirty 0:26:18.040 --> 0:26:19.840 and all my friends were there with not all my friends, 0:26:19.840 --> 0:26:22.160 but Justice was there waiting for us, and I was like, hey, sorry, 0:26:22.200 --> 0:26:23.240 we're not going to make it, and He's like, dude, 0:26:23.240 --> 0:26:24.560 what are you talking about. This is your birthday. We 0:26:24.600 --> 0:26:28.040 plan this for you. There are times where I want 0:26:28.080 --> 0:26:30.640 you to give me that little extra bit of encouragement 0:26:30.640 --> 0:26:32.560 to get me over the hump, because I know it sucks. 0:26:32.600 --> 0:26:36.280 It sucks for me too, but by you like talking 0:26:36.359 --> 0:26:38.040 about how I shouldn't do it, or how you don't 0:26:38.040 --> 0:26:39.400 want to go or how much it sucks for you, 0:26:39.720 --> 0:26:41.440 then that that makes me go on the other side 0:26:41.440 --> 0:26:42.480 of the hump, which I don't want to be on 0:26:42.480 --> 0:26:43.840 that side of the hump, you know what I mean. 0:26:44.000 --> 0:26:45.800 Yeah, Well, I'm super excited for your wing walking. 0:26:45.920 --> 0:26:48.600 Thank you. I'm excited for you to be there with me. Oh, 0:26:48.760 --> 0:26:50.280 they might have an open spot so you could probably 0:26:50.359 --> 0:26:50.760 jump out there. 0:26:50.840 --> 0:26:51.000 Yeah. 0:26:51.480 --> 0:26:54.840 Anyways, so that's what I'd be like a couple's massage, 0:26:55.000 --> 0:26:57.560 except a couple's wing walk. Yeah, you could just hit 0:26:57.560 --> 0:26:58.760 a couple of birds in the air and that'll be 0:26:58.760 --> 0:27:13.360 like you're you're Sweetish Massage, Jared, what's going on with you? Man? 0:27:13.400 --> 0:27:17.399 What's what's the update in the Rhode Island saga? Sam Old? 0:27:17.440 --> 0:27:17.880 Sam Old? 0:27:18.000 --> 0:27:23.000 Actually, so this Thursday we have our guest Rydale Funk 0:27:23.720 --> 0:27:27.879 and she discusses her relationship with her family and family life, 0:27:28.160 --> 0:27:30.600 and it made me think about Ashley as well because 0:27:31.040 --> 0:27:33.200 Rydelle talks about having her mom there and how that's 0:27:33.240 --> 0:27:38.000 a huge help, and I'm like, gosh, because obviously Ashley's 0:27:38.040 --> 0:27:41.840 mom is in Virginia, and I feel like, righte all 0:27:41.880 --> 0:27:43.720 and her mom probably have a very similar relationship to 0:27:43.800 --> 0:27:47.879 Ashley and her mom Audrey, because they're very close, and 0:27:47.880 --> 0:27:51.720 how much it would help Ashley if she was physically 0:27:51.760 --> 0:27:52.800 closer to her mom. 0:27:53.560 --> 0:27:55.480 So, but the Rhde Island saga is good. 0:27:55.520 --> 0:27:57.399 I mean, Ashley is definitely liking Rhoe Island more and 0:27:57.440 --> 0:28:00.160 more as the summer months are hitting it's prime. I'm 0:28:00.760 --> 0:28:04.000 season in New England from pretty much here on out 0:28:04.080 --> 0:28:04.760 to December. 0:28:05.640 --> 0:28:07.480 It's hard to beat Rhode Island this summer. I feel 0:28:07.520 --> 0:28:09.760 like there are many beautiful places in the summer. But 0:28:09.800 --> 0:28:11.680 Rhode Island's got to be up there, you know, RhoD 0:28:11.720 --> 0:28:13.600 Island's up there. Will also because the location. 0:28:13.680 --> 0:28:15.280 You can go to Newport, you can go to Martha's Venue, 0:28:15.440 --> 0:28:17.600 going to Cape Cod, you can go to Nantucket, you 0:28:17.600 --> 0:28:19.120 can go to Providence Town. You can get to all 0:28:19.119 --> 0:28:21.240 these different Boston You can get all these different places 0:28:21.280 --> 0:28:22.120 in literally a day. 0:28:22.200 --> 0:28:26.159 How far are you from to Hampton's, Well, Hampton's probably 0:28:26.200 --> 0:28:30.280 like three hours, always maybe a little bit more. 0:28:30.680 --> 0:28:32.560 Yeah, because like I know, like Boston, a lot of 0:28:32.560 --> 0:28:35.199 Boston athletes go to Hampton's for vacation either there like 0:28:35.240 --> 0:28:35.800 Nerd and Tucket. 0:28:35.920 --> 0:28:38.560 I'm really a northeast of literate. Whenever you say Rhode 0:28:38.560 --> 0:28:41.360 Island in Virginia, my mind defaults to them like literally 0:28:41.400 --> 0:28:42.920 being an hour drive. 0:28:43.200 --> 0:28:46.280 No, No, it's about a We can get there in 0:28:46.280 --> 0:28:48.720 about seven seven hour drive if we had no traffic. 0:28:48.800 --> 0:28:51.640 Okay, gotcha. That's like that's like La to San Francisco 0:28:51.760 --> 0:28:52.680 or something. Yeah. 0:28:52.840 --> 0:28:54.480 Needless is say Klin would not want to be in 0:28:54.520 --> 0:28:57.280 the back of a motorcycle from the drive Rhode Island 0:28:57.320 --> 0:28:59.959 to Virginia, now that what I can. 0:29:00.480 --> 0:29:02.000 But things are good. 0:29:02.080 --> 0:29:06.160 Any updates on our and same old, same old, busy 0:29:06.200 --> 0:29:08.800 at Audrey's. I mean, just still trying to find that balance, bro, 0:29:08.960 --> 0:29:16.080 just that balance between family life, work, independency. So it's 0:29:16.080 --> 0:29:18.560 always a grind. But Dawson's doing well. He's a little 0:29:18.560 --> 0:29:21.600 sick right now. So dude, last night, holy crap, this 0:29:21.720 --> 0:29:23.880 kid screaming. 0:29:24.280 --> 0:29:26.840 I forget what time. It was, maybe four four or five. 0:29:26.920 --> 0:29:29.160 I guess we try to leave him in the crib, 0:29:29.200 --> 0:29:31.680 but then I mean, he was just it's so bad 0:29:31.680 --> 0:29:34.440 because when the kid screams and he's just working himself 0:29:34.520 --> 0:29:36.360 up more and then he becomes so stuffy and then 0:29:36.360 --> 0:29:38.360 he can't fall asleep because he can't breathe through his nose, 0:29:38.400 --> 0:29:40.640 and it's like, dude, just relax, you're doing this to yourself. 0:29:40.920 --> 0:29:43.160 So anyway, so Ashley got up with him and then 0:29:43.280 --> 0:29:44.920 was on the couch and he was screaming, and then 0:29:44.960 --> 0:29:46.440 I was like, we just gotta put miss Rachel on 0:29:46.520 --> 0:29:47.880 just to calm him down, and Ashley was like, we're 0:29:47.880 --> 0:29:49.800 not putting Miss Rachel on. I'm just gonna let him 0:29:49.800 --> 0:29:51.479 scream it out. And I'm like, no, don't do that. 0:29:51.720 --> 0:29:53.360 So this went on for like an hour and a half. 0:29:53.600 --> 0:29:57.720 But it's crazy how this kid is screaming, crying, hysterically 0:29:57.760 --> 0:30:00.200 crying through night, and then he'll fall asleep and then 0:30:00.200 --> 0:30:02.080 he'll wake up, and then during the day he's just 0:30:02.160 --> 0:30:04.920 a boo boo boo. 0:30:04.640 --> 0:30:09.280 Ba and it's like, bro, why what why? What is 0:30:09.400 --> 0:30:09.720 going on? 0:30:09.920 --> 0:30:12.600 What could you possibly be dreaming of? I know he's 0:30:12.600 --> 0:30:13.880 a little six, so that might be it, but I 0:30:13.920 --> 0:30:15.640 also think he might be having night terrorist. I don't 0:30:15.640 --> 0:30:18.720 know what the hell he's dreaming of. It definitely sounds 0:30:18.720 --> 0:30:20.880 like a night terror. So unless he's dreaming of big 0:30:21.000 --> 0:30:23.720 bird coming into his room and beating the crap out 0:30:23.760 --> 0:30:25.480 of him, I don't know what the hell this kid's 0:30:25.520 --> 0:30:29.360 thinking of because all he does is poop, pee and 0:30:29.560 --> 0:30:30.600 play all day. 0:30:32.640 --> 0:30:36.920 That's that's that's my life right now. Yeah, babies, I 0:30:36.960 --> 0:30:39.680 guess maybe just like have a hint of bipolarism, you know, 0:30:39.840 --> 0:30:41.720 like they're so sad and then they go to sleep, 0:30:41.760 --> 0:30:43.480 they wake up happy, they're happy all day, they go 0:30:43.560 --> 0:30:45.160 to sleep, and then they're sad all of a sudden again, 0:30:45.160 --> 0:30:47.840 and then they wake up happy, sad, happy, sad happy sad. Dude. 0:30:48.080 --> 0:30:51.160 It's crazy when I see him, because the the line 0:30:51.280 --> 0:30:57.640 between laughter and crying, because he'll literally be like it's 0:30:57.720 --> 0:31:01.440 like whoa, well, what happened? So good? We were having 0:31:01.480 --> 0:31:04.080 a great time. We're eating crackers, we're playing with balls. 0:31:04.120 --> 0:31:07.960 I don't understand. It's so funny, but it's cool. It's fun. 0:31:08.040 --> 0:31:10.320 And you know, even we went to home depot yesterday 0:31:10.400 --> 0:31:12.800 and brought him with us, and he's just he is 0:31:12.920 --> 0:31:15.120 a lot of fun when he's out and about because 0:31:15.200 --> 0:31:18.240 we'll just I'll push the carriage fast, like here we go, 0:31:18.400 --> 0:31:21.160 here we go, and he's like and then he's like 0:31:21.240 --> 0:31:23.960 trying to touch everything and colors and then everything's a ball. 0:31:24.040 --> 0:31:26.280 He'll point to a fan, ah ball, It's like, no, 0:31:26.400 --> 0:31:28.480 that's a fan. And then he'll he'll point to like 0:31:28.560 --> 0:31:31.560 a grill ah ball, like no, that's a grill, but 0:31:31.640 --> 0:31:33.480 it's very durable. And then he was hitting us last 0:31:33.560 --> 0:31:35.120 night and we're trying to like teach him not to 0:31:35.240 --> 0:31:38.000 do this, but it's so hard because he's getting such 0:31:38.000 --> 0:31:40.120 a kick. He'll just like whack you in the chest 0:31:40.440 --> 0:31:43.360 and of course, like I'll pretend like oh and then 0:31:43.400 --> 0:31:45.760 he'll be like ah ah and he'll be laughing and 0:31:45.840 --> 0:31:49.280 then you know, yeah, just punch him score in the nose, 0:31:49.400 --> 0:31:51.720 be like, bro, this is what happens if you hit people, Okay, 0:31:51.960 --> 0:31:52.640 lesson learned. 0:31:52.760 --> 0:31:56.120 Yeah, bigger people. You think on someone that's bigger than you, 0:31:56.400 --> 0:31:59.160 you should learn. Yeah. Only be in a fight that 0:31:59.280 --> 0:31:59.800 you can win. 0:32:00.080 --> 0:32:04.240 Understand me. But it's cool, So things are good. I 0:32:04.280 --> 0:32:06.880 would guess that if Rhode Island was a one in 0:32:07.000 --> 0:32:09.000 her mind two months ago, I'll give. 0:32:08.880 --> 0:32:09.720 It a four. 0:32:10.240 --> 0:32:12.800 I think it's jumped up quite a bit. So she 0:32:12.880 --> 0:32:16.440 hasn't she's not, she's doing her eyebrows. But I'm gonna 0:32:16.440 --> 0:32:18.960 I'm gonna say four nice, only getting higher. 0:32:19.120 --> 0:32:21.360 That's good and hopefully that four turns into it eight 0:32:21.480 --> 0:32:23.920 by the end of June, and then at ten by 0:32:23.960 --> 0:32:27.720 the end of August. Dude, January, and then back down 0:32:27.760 --> 0:32:29.760 to a one. Yeah, what do you give Vegas? 0:32:32.000 --> 0:32:32.160 Eight? 0:32:32.960 --> 0:32:33.480 Wow? Eight? 0:32:34.280 --> 0:32:34.600 Ves? 0:32:35.160 --> 0:32:38.640 What would you guys give Denver? Yeah? Well, I think 0:32:38.680 --> 0:32:41.400 Cayleem loves Vegas, and you know, I like Vegas as well, 0:32:41.440 --> 0:32:43.600 but I think what you really what you really love 0:32:43.880 --> 0:32:44.880 is having your own house. 0:32:45.360 --> 0:32:48.920 Yeah, but also I like not I'm nervous about the 0:32:49.080 --> 0:32:51.520 Denver winters. But what do you Vegas? 0:32:51.800 --> 0:32:54.280 I'd give it a solid seven and that's probably a 0:32:54.280 --> 0:32:56.520 conservative as well. Denver's like a six. 0:32:57.000 --> 0:32:59.120 Yeah, Denver's a little me too, So why are we 0:32:59.200 --> 0:32:59.600 moving there? 0:33:00.480 --> 0:33:03.080 Yeah? Wait a minute. Caitlin brought this up the other day. 0:33:03.400 --> 0:33:05.239 She was like, it's always been your dream to live 0:33:05.280 --> 0:33:07.080 in Colorado, that's why we're buying a house out there. 0:33:07.120 --> 0:33:08.560 And I was like, that's so sweet of you, thank 0:33:08.560 --> 0:33:10.640 you so much. But I don't necessarily want to live 0:33:10.680 --> 0:33:12.960 in Denver. I want to have a house in Basalt. 0:33:13.760 --> 0:33:15.120 But the house is in Basalt. Are all like two 0:33:15.120 --> 0:33:15.720 million dollars? 0:33:15.880 --> 0:33:17.320 Yeah, I think we need to make more money and 0:33:17.400 --> 0:33:17.840 then move. 0:33:18.640 --> 0:33:22.920 Yeah I don't. I don't really miss paying two mortgages. 0:33:23.440 --> 0:33:24.720 Okay, so let's just stay here. 0:33:25.000 --> 0:33:27.320 Yeah. And like I don't know if I've said this 0:33:27.360 --> 0:33:28.840 on the podcast before, but I've said it to you 0:33:28.960 --> 0:33:31.719 and my friends before. Is when we had our apartment 0:33:31.760 --> 0:33:34.560 in La. You know, our tiny apartment in La costs 0:33:34.560 --> 0:33:37.320 three thousand dollars a month. Our mortgage in Vegas for 0:33:37.360 --> 0:33:39.720 a three bedroom house is twenty five hundred dollars. And 0:33:39.840 --> 0:33:42.840 so here we are a transparency here, well money transparency 0:33:42.880 --> 0:33:44.160 I think is important. I say that all the time. 0:33:45.120 --> 0:33:47.240 And so here we are paying six grand a month 0:33:47.440 --> 0:33:50.240 for our two places. And I was like, I have 0:33:50.360 --> 0:33:52.200 to either be in Vegas or be in La because 0:33:52.240 --> 0:33:53.840 if I'm not into those places, I feel like I'm 0:33:53.920 --> 0:33:55.640 just throwing money out the window because I'm not even 0:33:55.720 --> 0:33:57.960 living at these places. And so now that we finally 0:33:58.000 --> 0:34:00.640 moved out of our La apartment, I feel so much 0:34:00.720 --> 0:34:03.320 less pressure to be out at one of those places. 0:34:03.360 --> 0:34:05.160 You know, So I can like be in the mountains 0:34:05.200 --> 0:34:06.800 for a week. I can you can travel to Europe 0:34:06.840 --> 0:34:08.439 for a week. And I know you probably don't share 0:34:08.480 --> 0:34:09.759 this to the same extent I do, but I'm sure 0:34:09.760 --> 0:34:11.600 you feel at least a little the same way. Yeah, 0:34:11.719 --> 0:34:14.080 And so it like opens us up to be more free, 0:34:14.200 --> 0:34:18.400 I guess with our traveling. Yeah, what do you think. 0:34:18.520 --> 0:34:19.480 I had a thought and I lost it. 0:34:19.640 --> 0:34:21.480 Oh man, it just escaped. 0:34:22.480 --> 0:34:26.160 But yeah, I also think, like back to the Denver thing, 0:34:26.200 --> 0:34:27.960 we're just so much closer to La. We still go 0:34:28.040 --> 0:34:30.759 to La quite a bit. Let's just rethink this. 0:34:30.840 --> 0:34:33.680 I'll go to La twice a month. Yeah, it's a lot. 0:34:33.880 --> 0:34:35.560 Yeah, but if we lived in Denver, then it would 0:34:35.560 --> 0:34:37.359 be a two hour flight versus thirty minute flight. 0:34:37.520 --> 0:34:40.520 Right. If we lived in Colorado, I would spend like 0:34:40.600 --> 0:34:42.640 a month at a time in Colorado, probably you know 0:34:42.719 --> 0:34:45.359 what I mean. But the thing is, it was weird. 0:34:45.360 --> 0:34:47.200 I made a month at a time like I would 0:34:47.719 --> 0:34:49.239 harder to get in and out of Colorado, you know 0:34:49.360 --> 0:34:51.560 than it is like Vegas or La. Yeah, it just 0:34:51.600 --> 0:34:53.600 sounds like you guys shouldn't gove to Colorado anytime. Well, 0:34:53.640 --> 0:34:55.479 it was just so interesting to hear Caylen say sorry 0:34:55.520 --> 0:34:57.880 all this long story long. It was weird to hear 0:34:57.960 --> 0:34:59.160 Kaylen and be like, well, we're buying a place in 0:34:59.200 --> 0:35:00.880 Colorado because it's all it's been your dream to buy 0:35:00.920 --> 0:35:02.680 a place in Colorado. And then I felt a lot 0:35:02.719 --> 0:35:05.560 of pressure to be like, oh, we're only you only 0:35:05.560 --> 0:35:07.120 want to buy a house in Colorado because you think 0:35:07.239 --> 0:35:09.080 I really want to buy a house in Colorado, which 0:35:09.080 --> 0:35:12.359 is not wrong, but I don't relationship favors, bro, that's 0:35:12.400 --> 0:35:15.279 a big one. That's the biggest favor of all, big fag. 0:35:15.440 --> 0:35:18.000 But so we bought this place in Vegas, never expecting 0:35:18.040 --> 0:35:20.319 it to be like long term. I don't know how 0:35:20.400 --> 0:35:22.440 long we expected. We just knew we couldn't buy an 0:35:22.440 --> 0:35:26.000 a leg because it's insane. So I don't know, I think, 0:35:26.120 --> 0:35:27.880 like in my head, I felt like, Okay, what's the 0:35:27.920 --> 0:35:30.360 next place, Like felt a little bit rushed, but I 0:35:30.600 --> 0:35:33.560 just love it here. Not permanently, but for now it's great. 0:35:33.800 --> 0:35:35.719 And I'm you know, I'm doing some house renovations, you guts. 0:35:35.719 --> 0:35:37.600 You see the pergola I just built, it's pretty nice. 0:35:37.960 --> 0:35:39.279 Yeah, it's just a fun place to be. 0:35:39.960 --> 0:35:42.000 It's home. And I'm sure you can attest to this too. 0:35:42.040 --> 0:35:44.200 You know, you guys lived in that apartment in West Hollywood, 0:35:44.560 --> 0:35:47.520 which is beautiful, a beautiful apartment. But then like you're 0:35:47.600 --> 0:35:49.600 moving to your house, it's just as a completely different feel, 0:35:49.640 --> 0:35:52.640 you know, Oh absolutely, it just feels like it's our 0:35:52.680 --> 0:35:55.040 own place. Like I walk out the door and it's 0:35:55.200 --> 0:35:57.600 our yard and yeah there's a little Now granted we 0:35:57.640 --> 0:35:59.480 have a townhouse, so there is someone next to us, 0:35:59.560 --> 0:36:02.879 but it still feels like our house, our place. Where 0:36:03.160 --> 0:36:05.520 in La or any apartment really you walk out and 0:36:05.640 --> 0:36:08.000 it's just your an apartment complex or literally the person's 0:36:08.320 --> 0:36:11.279 apartment you are right next to, so. 0:36:11.320 --> 0:36:14.160 You walk out like, oh, good morning, hello. Yeah they're 0:36:14.200 --> 0:36:16.799 two feet away. So it's much different than much nicer. 0:36:16.920 --> 0:36:18.880 So I totally agree. Well, I think that's going to 0:36:18.960 --> 0:36:21.719 do it for this week's episode. We're already over time. 0:36:21.840 --> 0:36:24.040 Look at us are we. Yeah, I guess that's pretty good. 0:36:24.040 --> 0:36:26.680 I could go on and on about everything. 0:36:26.400 --> 0:36:27.480 Every natural phenomenon. 0:36:28.400 --> 0:36:30.520 I could go on and on about every natural phenomenon. 0:36:30.600 --> 0:36:32.520 Oh the grass, the ground. Ooh that was me. I 0:36:32.600 --> 0:36:35.719 was messing around right copyright on that seriously. 0:36:37.239 --> 0:36:39.880 Well, everyone, make sure you tune in Thursday for rhy 0:36:39.960 --> 0:36:43.680 Del Funk, a great guest, and then hopefully you enjoyed 0:36:43.719 --> 0:36:44.799 this episode. 0:36:45.000 --> 0:36:46.759 Anything else that you guys want to chime in on. 0:36:47.160 --> 0:36:48.640 I'm excited to hear about your wing walking. 0:36:48.800 --> 0:36:51.120 I begin my journey to climb on all the Colorado 0:36:51.120 --> 0:36:53.360 mountains next week. Yes, yes, so that's exciting. 0:36:53.640 --> 0:36:55.680 Do you want to talk about how you were supposed. 0:36:55.360 --> 0:36:58.120 To begin like this past week? Yeah? Well, Jared wants 0:36:58.120 --> 0:37:01.080 to Jared's pushing us out of here so quickly. What happened? 0:37:01.080 --> 0:37:02.600 Why didn't you start this week? Well, so I think 0:37:02.640 --> 0:37:04.759 I told on this podcast. I'm climbing every fourteen or 0:37:04.760 --> 0:37:08.200 in Colorado before our wedding, and there's fifty eight of them, 0:37:08.640 --> 0:37:11.440 which means I've got and I've got like one hundred 0:37:11.440 --> 0:37:13.520 and ten days, so I have to climb one mountain 0:37:13.520 --> 0:37:16.480 every other day, and I flew out to Colorado. You're 0:37:16.480 --> 0:37:21.000 never going to do this. Excuse me. I drove to 0:37:21.080 --> 0:37:24.640 Colorado last week after climbing in Idaho, and I was like, 0:37:24.680 --> 0:37:27.160 I can climb six mountains in four days. And I 0:37:27.239 --> 0:37:29.080 get out there and they're all covered in snow. I 0:37:29.120 --> 0:37:31.719 don't have my skis with me, like a lot of 0:37:31.760 --> 0:37:33.680 the access is closed because it's still so early in 0:37:33.719 --> 0:37:35.600 the season. And so I climbed zero. So I'm already 0:37:35.680 --> 0:37:39.279 six mountains behind schedule. But I'm flying back out there 0:37:39.320 --> 0:37:42.160 on Monday. I think I can climb three or four 0:37:42.560 --> 0:37:45.600 in three days, and then I'm flying back to Vegas 0:37:46.160 --> 0:37:47.480 and then I fly back out and I think I 0:37:47.520 --> 0:37:48.880 can climb like ten more. And then we go to 0:37:48.920 --> 0:37:50.640 Bali for a week and I fly back out. I 0:37:50.760 --> 0:37:53.479 can climb ten more. So what happens if you don't 0:37:53.480 --> 0:37:56.160 finish the mountains? Does do you just not do it? 0:37:56.280 --> 0:37:58.880 Or wedding gets postpone? Get married? My brother asked me 0:37:58.960 --> 0:38:00.640 this question actually because I was with him in Idaho. 0:38:01.040 --> 0:38:02.920 He was like, what happens if the wedding is ten 0:38:03.000 --> 0:38:05.000 days away and you've only climb thirty mountains? Like, are 0:38:05.040 --> 0:38:07.280 you just going to give up? I was like, shoot, 0:38:07.360 --> 0:38:10.240 I honestly didn't even consider that, Like, I didn't entertain 0:38:10.280 --> 0:38:12.720 that as a reality because I'm so I'm pretty confident 0:38:12.800 --> 0:38:14.879 I can do it. But I did try to bike 0:38:14.960 --> 0:38:18.040 to the top of this mountain yesterday because the road 0:38:18.120 --> 0:38:19.839 is closed, and it was I thought it was two 0:38:19.920 --> 0:38:21.840 miles and I get on the trailhead it says fourteen 0:38:21.880 --> 0:38:24.040 miles to the top of Evan's Peak, and I was like, 0:38:24.320 --> 0:38:27.320 fourteen but I'm on a bike. I can do this. 0:38:27.480 --> 0:38:29.600 Fourteen miles. I can do that in like three hours. Maybe. 0:38:30.000 --> 0:38:32.800 I got two miles in and I was like, so exhausted. 0:38:33.520 --> 0:38:35.600 When you're going up, Yeah, you're going up, but the 0:38:35.680 --> 0:38:38.320 down is easy. Well, uh, the down is just like 0:38:38.360 --> 0:38:40.279 you don't even puddle, just like I'm glide in here. 0:38:40.440 --> 0:38:42.279 So I got two miles up this mountain. I got 0:38:42.360 --> 0:38:44.320 literally one seventh of the way done with it, and 0:38:44.880 --> 0:38:46.520 I was like, you know what, I'm just gonna turn around. 0:38:46.600 --> 0:38:48.960 The road open, But that counts, right, No, I have 0:38:49.040 --> 0:38:52.279 to be on the top of it brow So I'm 0:38:52.280 --> 0:38:55.239 going back just if you that counts. No, I have 0:38:55.320 --> 0:38:55.960 to be on the top. 0:38:56.200 --> 0:38:58.759 That still literally doesn't count at all. You have to 0:38:58.840 --> 0:39:00.879 go to the top of every mouth. There's no way 0:39:00.960 --> 0:39:02.839 this is happening. Yeah, but I got my skis now, 0:39:02.920 --> 0:39:05.000 so I can I can ski up and then ski down. 0:39:05.040 --> 0:39:05.600 That takes me long. 0:39:05.680 --> 0:39:07.200 I think it'll happen as long as things like this 0:39:07.320 --> 0:39:09.279 weekend don't happen where you come to LA and you're 0:39:09.280 --> 0:39:10.440 supposed to be in Colorado. 0:39:10.880 --> 0:39:13.280 Caitlin One, what I was also thinking, like, you honestly 0:39:13.440 --> 0:39:16.839 believe that weekends like this will not occur again if 0:39:16.880 --> 0:39:17.520 he's focused. 0:39:18.040 --> 0:39:20.239 Well, it's just also like it was hard to go 0:39:20.400 --> 0:39:23.000 through my list of things that I needed because there 0:39:23.080 --> 0:39:25.360 was so much and I were for so many different trips, 0:39:25.680 --> 0:39:27.520 and so I forgot certain things and I didn't even 0:39:27.520 --> 0:39:29.320 think I needed to bring my skis with me. But 0:39:29.480 --> 0:39:31.520 now like I have to have my like for the 0:39:31.560 --> 0:39:33.280 whole month of June, I have to have my skis. 0:39:33.360 --> 0:39:33.919 Holy cow. 0:39:34.160 --> 0:39:35.880 Yeah, we should not move to Colorado. 0:39:36.480 --> 0:39:39.239 Well, no, it's fourteen thousand feet has a lot more 0:39:39.280 --> 0:39:40.640 snow than five thousand feet. 0:39:41.120 --> 0:39:45.160 Even though I feel like I always see Ben post snow. Yeah, 0:39:45.160 --> 0:39:47.000 if he like may, He's like, oh, we got three 0:39:47.040 --> 0:39:49.480 feet of snow, and I'm like he does. He lives 0:39:49.560 --> 0:39:51.520 like kind of in the mountains, and so they definitely 0:39:51.560 --> 0:39:52.279 get a little bit more. 0:39:53.239 --> 0:39:55.719 But but anyways, Yeah, so, and I'm playing golf with 0:39:55.760 --> 0:39:57.560 Ben on Tuesday, which is also a really bad idea 0:39:57.560 --> 0:39:58.800 because I should be climbing mountains. 0:39:59.000 --> 0:40:00.919 But you can't pass up out of golf with Ben, 0:40:01.040 --> 0:40:03.560 come on, obviously not. But then he's gonna ask you 0:40:03.600 --> 0:40:05.160 to play the week after. And you're like, oh no, 0:40:06.120 --> 0:40:08.480 It's like I could drive three out. I could wake 0:40:08.560 --> 0:40:09.960 up at four am, climb them ounta and then drive 0:40:10.040 --> 0:40:10.840 three hours to beat you. 0:40:11.520 --> 0:40:14.879 Yeah. No, that definitely is gonna happen. So anyways, it's 0:40:14.920 --> 0:40:17.600 gonna happen. I've like I've I've put it out there 0:40:17.680 --> 0:40:19.680 so many times to so many people that like, I'm 0:40:19.760 --> 0:40:22.280 kind of counting on them to hold me accountable, Whereas 0:40:22.360 --> 0:40:24.200 like if I didn't tell anyone, I could just be like, oh, 0:40:24.280 --> 0:40:25.719 this was never an idea in the first place. But 0:40:25.840 --> 0:40:28.000 now the fact that so many people, you know, not 0:40:28.080 --> 0:40:30.360 so many, like there's like ten people know that this 0:40:30.520 --> 0:40:33.920 is my mission, I feel like I can't let them 0:40:33.960 --> 0:40:34.800 down by not doing it. 0:40:35.239 --> 0:40:36.400 I like that you call it a mission. 0:40:36.560 --> 0:40:39.120 It's a mission fifty eight. I looked it up on 0:40:39.200 --> 0:40:41.400 the internet, and I know this is so wrong. This 0:40:41.560 --> 0:40:45.400 number they say only one thousand, five hundred people have 0:40:45.480 --> 0:40:47.920 climbed all the fourteen ers in Colorado, so I'll be 0:40:48.000 --> 0:40:50.120 one thousand, five hundred and one. But that number is 0:40:50.160 --> 0:40:52.120 so underreported. I'm sure it's got to be Like I'm 0:40:52.120 --> 0:40:54.360 sure I was thinking you'd be like in the tens 0:40:54.360 --> 0:40:57.120 of thousands, but that's what the Internet says, and so 0:40:57.160 --> 0:40:59.440 I'm sticking with it. It makes me feel cooler and 0:40:59.600 --> 0:41:01.359 like one of my best friends in the entire world, 0:41:01.640 --> 0:41:04.480 when we were twenty two, he did all of them 0:41:04.520 --> 0:41:07.000 one summer with his friends. He linked them all by bicycle. 0:41:07.200 --> 0:41:09.879 And so every time I'm like, hey, Austin, I'm gonna 0:41:09.880 --> 0:41:12.400 go climb this mountain. What's your opinion of it, He's like, Oh, 0:41:12.600 --> 0:41:14.600 that one sucks. Save that one for later, or do 0:41:14.719 --> 0:41:16.759 this one now because it's easier to ski. And so 0:41:16.840 --> 0:41:19.520 I've got a very invaluable resource at my disposal. He's 0:41:19.719 --> 0:41:22.759 willing to help me. It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen. 0:41:22.840 --> 0:41:24.000 This is the only way I'm gonna be fit for 0:41:24.040 --> 0:41:26.000 the wedding. I'm gonna be so fit. I'm gonna smell 0:41:26.120 --> 0:41:28.719 so bad until I shower, and then I'm gonna be 0:41:28.880 --> 0:41:30.840 so sexy and so fit. You're gonna look at me 0:41:30.840 --> 0:41:32.279 and you're gonna be like, I'm so glad he climbed 0:41:32.320 --> 0:41:33.240 all fifty of those mountains. 0:41:33.239 --> 0:41:34.800 It's gonna be You're gonna be like Dug from The 0:41:34.840 --> 0:41:36.840 Hangover showing him to your wedding because you're gonna be 0:41:36.920 --> 0:41:40.160 so sun burnt, Yeah, from climbing these mountains and you're 0:41:40.360 --> 0:41:43.120 barely gonna finish this task, so you're just gonna run 0:41:43.200 --> 0:41:48.080 up the wedding sweating, sun burnt, probably delusional because you're 0:41:48.160 --> 0:41:49.480 just exhausted and tired. 0:41:49.760 --> 0:41:51.560 Yeah. Well, the way that I've the way that I 0:41:51.640 --> 0:41:53.640 scheduled it, the last mountain I'm supposed to climb is 0:41:53.680 --> 0:41:55.200 like thirty minutes away from the wedding venue. 0:41:55.760 --> 0:41:56.520 We're supposed to think. 0:41:56.560 --> 0:42:00.520 We were like, uh what what that act? We're out 0:42:00.600 --> 0:42:02.359 quite well for you. I'm not showing up the day 0:42:02.360 --> 0:42:04.520 of the wedding. It's like a week before the wedding. 0:42:05.080 --> 0:42:06.680 That would be crazy. I'm not going to schedule my 0:42:06.760 --> 0:42:08.880 last mountain to be climbed on the day of our wedding. 0:42:09.360 --> 0:42:13.000 And if I know, and if den On Anglert knows anything, 0:42:13.200 --> 0:42:18.640 it's schedules. I'm good at scheduling stuff. Yeah, but yeah, 0:42:18.800 --> 0:42:21.200 so there's like a lot of give and take with it. 0:42:21.320 --> 0:42:23.040 Like you can climb multiple mountains in a day, Like 0:42:23.360 --> 0:42:24.960 there's like a couple of things you can do like 0:42:25.000 --> 0:42:26.720 three in a day, and that puts me ahead of schedule. 0:42:26.760 --> 0:42:28.160 But then there might be bad weather that puts me 0:42:28.239 --> 0:42:30.120 behind schedule. I might come to Vegas for a weekend 0:42:30.160 --> 0:42:32.560 that puts me behind schedule. I could be an absolute 0:42:32.640 --> 0:42:34.160 beast and just not sleep for forty eight hours and 0:42:34.160 --> 0:42:36.319 climb eight mountains. That puts me ahead of schedule. Yeah, 0:42:36.320 --> 0:42:38.000 there are certain things you know that it's going to 0:42:38.000 --> 0:42:39.920 be an EBB and a flow process. 0:42:40.000 --> 0:42:42.399 But I think you can do it. You did half 0:42:42.480 --> 0:42:46.279 Dome straight from off the flight of Hawaii, drove five hours. 0:42:46.200 --> 0:42:48.120 And I was even worse shape than I think too. 0:42:48.200 --> 0:42:49.920 I was like, wait, I was like ten pounds heavier, 0:42:50.239 --> 0:42:52.600 I was hung over from the wedding. I hadn't slept 0:42:52.640 --> 0:42:55.400 in thirty six hours, and I was I was so 0:42:55.480 --> 0:42:57.279 proud of myself for that. And so that's honestly what 0:42:57.360 --> 0:42:58.799 I keep leaning on is like, well, if I could 0:42:58.800 --> 0:43:02.840 do half Dome with no sleep and being out of shape, 0:43:02.880 --> 0:43:05.160 I should be able to do these Yeah, you got it. 0:43:05.280 --> 0:43:10.000 I just have to do half them fifty eight times. Yeah. Easy. Yeah. Anyways, 0:43:10.040 --> 0:43:11.880 that can do it now for this week's episode, because 0:43:11.920 --> 0:43:17.040 Jared sick of hearing about this. 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