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Speaker 1: Good morning, sweet world, and welcome to the No Dunks

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Speaker 1: podcast series Squad, the show where we draft teams like

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Speaker 1: we're the general manager. The only catch that very specific

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Speaker 1: draft pool we're working from. I'm J Skeets and joining

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Speaker 1: us from their high tech conference rooms. We've got tasks,

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Speaker 1: we got Trey, we got lead, and we have our

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Speaker 1: super producer jd. Guys, before we get to drafting, little housekeeping,

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 1: Today's Squad the theme it's all about mascots. A person,

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Speaker 1: an animal, an object adopted by a group as a

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Speaker 1: symbolic figure. You're in sports. The hope is they bring

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Speaker 1: us some good luck. So, seeing as it's mascot blitz,

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Speaker 1: we get the Athletic. We figured we should get it

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Speaker 1: on the fun it is time to draft the perfect mascot. Okay,

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Speaker 1: as always, we have five different categories to draft from.

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Speaker 1: In the first round, we'll be drafting the look of

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Speaker 1: your mascot. Guys, it's appearance. Okay, you'll be like hijacking

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Speaker 1: another mascot's entire costume. All right, best part about this

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Speaker 1: category all sports are in play, Lee, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Do they have mascots in cricket? Do we know that?

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Speaker 2: Not in the traditional form of cricket.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of this near twenty twenty game

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Speaker 3: that they have mascots there, but certainly not in that

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Speaker 3: test cricket. You're not going to say any mascots.

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Speaker 1: At well, Look, they're in play. All sports are in play.

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Speaker 1: So if you want an NFL team's mascot, you want

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Speaker 1: to you know, a baseball team's mascot. Whatever, you can.

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Speaker 4: Let me ask, what if Lee wanted to create a

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Speaker 4: mascot for a cricket tea.

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Speaker 1: No, nope, nope, you gotta take somebody's I'm not.

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Speaker 4: Doing that, no way. Why now, why can't you create

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Speaker 4: an animal that doesn't exist? Or I'll just make it

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Speaker 4: up anyways.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, if no one follows the rules anyway, this

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Speaker 1: is completely pointless. When I do these in the second round,

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Speaker 1: we'll be drafting your mascot's signature gag. Okay, so what

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Speaker 1: is the go to mascot move for your particular mascot

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Speaker 1: to either hype up your crowd or to bring the

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Speaker 1: house down or whatever. You know, you can steal this

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Speaker 1: from a mascot, but task if you want, you can

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Speaker 1: just straight up you really can. It's your signature gag

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Speaker 1: for your.

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Speaker 4: Mp I've been thinking about this for thirty eight years.

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Speaker 4: I'm not just gonna steal a mask Okay.

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Speaker 1: In the third round, we'll be drafting a mascot mentor.

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Speaker 1: All right, so you must pick a current NBA mascot

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Speaker 1: to teach your mascot the way, sort of a sidekick

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Speaker 1: in a weird way to your actual mascot. Now here's

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Speaker 1: the thing in the appearance. If somebody drafts let's say,

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Speaker 1: Benny the Bull, well, someone can't then take him as

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Speaker 1: their mentor. Okay, this is where there's no doubling up

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Speaker 1: here between that first and the third category. All right,

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Speaker 1: fair makes sense? Yeah, okay, okay. In the fourth round,

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Speaker 1: we'll be drafting your mascots NBA player nemesis, okay, a

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Speaker 1: human to mix it up with your mascot. You know,

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Speaker 1: we've seen, of course, Robin Lopez go head to mascot

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Speaker 1: head with many of them in the NBA, and Russell

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Speaker 1: Westbrook has had his beef, so they're in play. Those guys,

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Speaker 1: you can go wherever you want, explain why. Maybe they're jokingly

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Speaker 1: having a feud, maybe they're not who knows, but an

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Speaker 1: NBA player nemesis. And in the fifth and final round,

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Speaker 1: we'll be drafting or really assigning your mascot a name.

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Speaker 1: You can get creative with this one. You can come

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Speaker 1: up with your own name. Maybe you like the name

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Speaker 1: of another mascot out there, you can pull their name

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Speaker 1: whatever you want, But you got a name in your mascot,

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Speaker 1: all right. We'll each have an opportunity to pick first

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Speaker 1: overall in one of the five rounds. Those are the

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Speaker 1: no dunks rules when it comes to squad, So draft hard,

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Speaker 1: discuss your selections. You can offer up trades if you want,

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Speaker 1: and remember that the listeners will ultimately decide who has

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Speaker 1: built the perfect mascot. So we randomly determine the draft order,

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Speaker 1: and learly you won the first overall pick in the

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Speaker 2: Oh finally a number one pick.

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Speaker 3: And you know I had the first pick in the

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Speaker 3: last round of our ninety squad draft, and I had

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Speaker 3: a tough time picking which rich retro Jersey to go with.

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Speaker 3: So in the end, I just made a Spike pick

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Speaker 3: and took the Raptors inaugural dino Jersey. So what better

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Speaker 2: But what's not to love?

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Speaker 3: You instantly know he's a dinosaur, but he's a character

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Speaker 1: He's great.

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Speaker 3: There are a few other mascots out there you're not

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Speaker 3: quite sure of. Let's go, I know what stuff the dragon.

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Speaker 3: I know he's supposed to be a dragon, but you

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Speaker 3: don't know he's a dragon. Just by looking at him

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Speaker 3: with the Raptor, you know instantly he's some sort of dinosaur,

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Speaker 3: you know, like a yeah, a rap like So look,

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Speaker 3: I love the Raptor too. I do have a bias

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Speaker 3: towards him. He's been a great mascot. I think he's

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Speaker 3: been consistent throughout his entire tenure.

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Speaker 2: He's been the.

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Speaker 3: Raptor mascot since the inception of the team, except for

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Speaker 3: that one year where he tore his achilles and he.

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Speaker 2: Came on our show.

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Speaker 3: Remember he poured that piping hot routine on our show

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Speaker 3: where We'll Lie. So I sort of feel a connection

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Speaker 3: there to the Raptor. So I'm taking the Raptor. He's

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Speaker 3: off the board.

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Speaker 1: Look in doing a lot of research for this, getting

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Speaker 1: ready for this squad episode. You know, if you're if

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Speaker 1: you're googling, like best mascots in the game or something,

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Speaker 1: the Raptor is on a lot of oh yes, like

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Speaker 1: he is. He is kig on a lot of less

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Speaker 1: top five, top three, maybe even top one. So that's

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Speaker 1: surprising that he's drafted here. You're a big fan of

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Speaker 1: the tail to the high with the tail.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he really works that tale.

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Speaker 3: You know, whether he's waking it into someone pretending he's not,

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Speaker 3: he's got he's got it all figured out. So I'm

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Speaker 3: pretty happy to have the number one pick in this category,

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Speaker 1: Rapt Okay, the Raptor off the board. No one can

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Speaker 1: now select him as their mentor. A little later on,

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Speaker 1: all right, JD, you have the second pick in the

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Speaker 1: appearance category.

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Speaker 5: That was a great pick.

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Speaker 6: Uh, pretty much other than Benning the Bull, the only

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Speaker 6: other mascot that I'm.

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Speaker 5: Really aware of.

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Speaker 6: But I'm actually I'm going off the board or off

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Speaker 6: the the NBA world and I'm entering the world of baseball,

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Speaker 6: and I am going to pick for the appearance category

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Speaker 6: the San Diego Chicken.

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Speaker 5: It's classic.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's simple, but most of all, it's stupid. The

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Speaker 6: chicken is just a funny animal. If I had a team,

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Speaker 6: I would name them the Chickens because it's just so

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Speaker 6: dumb and hilarious. And also he looks funny. He's mostly orange,

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Speaker 6: but his head is yellow, and he has Trey's old

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Speaker 6: hair beret from twenty thirteen, except it's blue. So I

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Speaker 6: love the look of this thing. It's just a classic chicken.

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Speaker 6: So give me the San Diego Chicken.

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Speaker 2: Right right?

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Speaker 1: Is he like still working? Do we know? Or like,

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Speaker 1: is he with a team? Is he with the Padres

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Speaker 1: still or not a clue?

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Speaker 2: Nope, I don't know either.

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Speaker 7: He's like not even specifically affiliated with any team, Like

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Speaker 7: San Diego Chicken will just show up anywhere, Like he'll

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Speaker 7: show up at a NASCAR race and they're like, the

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Speaker 7: chicken made it.

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Speaker 4: This is incredible.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's funny you say that. Didn't he show up

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Speaker 1: at a WrestleMania once Trey and it was like Pete Rose.

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Speaker 7: That's exactly right. Yeah, I think according to Wikipedia it

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Speaker 7: was Pete Rose at WrestleMania fifteen and he was tombstone

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Speaker 7: by Cane. So great pick JD.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so the Raptor off the board, the

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Speaker 1: Chicken off the board. I have third pick in the

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Speaker 1: appearance category. Here's where I'm going with this one, guys.

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Speaker 1: I decided I want my mascot to look and act

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Speaker 1: like the most popular groomsman at a wedding reception. And

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Speaker 1: here's what I mean by that. I want my mascot

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Speaker 1: to be a little chunky, right. I want her to

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Speaker 1: be a little hairy and a whole lot of fun,

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Speaker 1: to the point where you see that groomsman, that bigger

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Speaker 1: groomsman on the dance floor and you're like, that guy's

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Speaker 1: just got it. The crowd is loving this guy. That's

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Speaker 1: why I am selecting the Philly Fanatic. Yeah, give me

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Speaker 1: that big, old green blobby guy. He's a legend in

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Speaker 1: the game. He debuted back in seventy eight. What I

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Speaker 1: love about the Philly Fanatic two I've told my lover,

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Speaker 1: I've shared my love of the Muppets before on this podcast.

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Speaker 1: He was created basically, you got input from Jim Henson,

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Speaker 1: the Muppets creator, into the Philly Fanatic. Yeah, and you

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Speaker 1: can see you can see the similarities. He's one of

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Speaker 1: three mascots to be in the Baseball Hall of Fame.

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Speaker 1: So again, straight legend. I just want and I want

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Speaker 1: that big like it is different than what you're saying, Lee, Like,

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Speaker 1: I like the big weird, Like what are you tube

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Speaker 1: of mascots sort of like an up or a Philly

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Speaker 1: fanatic whatever. Maybe they get drafted later on here, but.

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Speaker 3: He definitely definitely an agitita the Philly Yeah. Yeah, I

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Speaker 3: mean before I even knew anything about baseball, I knew

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Speaker 3: about the Philly Fanatic because he would always be there.

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Speaker 1: Stirring up from Yeah he's been sued, Like.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's definitely what you want in a groomsman, someone

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Speaker 6: who's been sued.

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Speaker 1: So okay, so Philly fanatic. Yeah, maybe this is near

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Speaker 1: and dear to my heart because of his name too Philly. There,

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Speaker 1: So he's off the board. Trey, you got the fourth

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Speaker 1: pick in the appearance category. Well, with the fourth pick.

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Speaker 1: I'm sticking in that very same city skeets. I don't

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Speaker 1: get the fanatic, but I'm happy with the number four pick.

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Speaker 1: Gimme Gritty. Oh yeah, I knew Gritty.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I gotta go with Gritty. One of the mascots.

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Speaker 7: I would say that most looks like I actually look

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Speaker 7: he's like an orange version of me. But they gave

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Speaker 7: him big eyes instead of these little tiny eyes that

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Speaker 7: I got. But basically he just scares everybody. And you

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Speaker 7: see Gritty show up and you're like, I don't know

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Speaker 7: if this is going to be good or if this

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Speaker 7: is gonna be bad, but I'm happy to see that

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Speaker 7: he's here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I had him on my list. I almost

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Speaker 1: felt like I couldn't draft him again because if you remember,

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Speaker 1: I took him in one of our other squad episodes.

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Speaker 1: I guess when we were building our team. Yeah, our

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Speaker 1: NBA franchise, and I had him as our mascot. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It's a great pick, though.

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Speaker 7: Pretty near to the game, only like two years old,

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Speaker 7: so you know, it's it's like becoming a Zion Williamson fan.

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Speaker 7: You're getting in early if you're Gritty.

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Speaker 1: He's in early on Gritty. Okay, Tess, you have the

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Speaker 4: All the legends are off the board. IMO, that's I

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Speaker 4: to be creative. There are some obviously some good ones

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Speaker 4: out there, and Benny the Bull still out there. This

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Speaker 4: you know what, it's gonna make up my own. The

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Speaker 4: that are like three times the size of a regular man,

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Speaker 4: probably fifteen to twenty feet, pretty popular in the NBA,

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Speaker 4: can really wobble ahead. So I'm taking inflatable and I'm

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Speaker 4: making him a peacock. He's got huge feather's got a

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Speaker 4: huge trail. The trail doesn't move when he bobs his

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Speaker 4: and it's inflatable all at the same time and quite colorful.

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Speaker 1: Big NBC fan over here, all right, So he's creating

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Speaker 6: Your peacock is never going into the stands, right, like never?

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Speaker 6: Why do you say that he's too big and he's.

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Speaker 5: Got feathers everywhere.

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Speaker 4: He could collect his trail at times he can. He

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Speaker 4: can collect his feathers if he wants. JD. He's pretty

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Speaker 4: versatile number one. Yeah, and he's a he can he

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Speaker 4: I want everybody in the arena to be able to

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Speaker 4: to look up into section one fifteen to see this

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Speaker 4: six foot person. It's hard to find him and amidst

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Speaker 4: regular people. So he's gonna be. He's the center stage

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Speaker 1: I just did some quick research and it appears that

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Speaker 1: Saint Peter's University is the only D one basketball program

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Speaker 1: whose mascot is a peacock to Saint Peter's Peacocks. Yeah

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Speaker 1: and great. He is on a list that is ranking

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Speaker 1: the ten worst mascots basketball. I can't find a photo

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Speaker 4: All right, they don't exist.

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Speaker 1: That's creating. Yeah, the giant inflatable peacock. That is important.

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Speaker 1: You're right, that's a little different sort of version of

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Speaker 1: the second round. It is the signature gag JD. You're

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Speaker 5: For signature gag.

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Speaker 6: HM. I am going to listen. My chicken's gonna have

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Speaker 6: plenty of antics and shenanigans. You know, he's a regular mascot.

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Speaker 6: You're gonna see him the whole game. But at halftime

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Speaker 6: we may have to get we may have to hand

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Speaker 6: the costume off to Nigel Talton. Who's Nigel Talton. Well,

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Speaker 6: he's the freeze at the Atlanta Bread Braves games.

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Speaker 5: That's right.

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Speaker 6: My chicken will be racing a fan around the concourse

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Speaker 6: every halftime. No head start though they like you know,

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Speaker 6: they usually give him a head start at the Braves games.

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Speaker 5: There's no head start because he's going to be in.

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Speaker 6: The chicken that addressed is the San Diego chicken, so

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Speaker 6: it needs to be we got to keep it fair.

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Speaker 6: But the the actual costume, the San Diego Chicken will

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Speaker 6: it'll be rigged to leave a trail of feathers in

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Speaker 6: the chicken's wake as he smokes. Whoever, whichever fan dares

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Speaker 6: to challenge the chicken to a race around the concourse.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's good. It sounds dangerous. If there's people out there.

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Speaker 6: Halftime, yeah, exactly, they would be running through the crowds.

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Speaker 6: No barriers either, you have to you have to weave

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Speaker 1: Wow. You can put like you can put like a

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Speaker 1: you can have like a chicken cam too. You could

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Speaker 1: like strap like a GoPro to the chicken the point

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Speaker 1: of view. Oh that's actually a really funny idea. I

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Speaker 1: like that, dangerous but funny idea. Okay, so a race

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Speaker 1: around the concourse your signature move, all right. I'm up

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Speaker 1: I'm a little torn between two just classics. One is

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Speaker 1: pure hilarity while the other is just such an athletic feat.

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Speaker 1: So I'm torn which way to go. Do I want

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Speaker 1: gotta get this on camera. I guess I'll go with

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Speaker 1: the athletic feet. Why not. I got a big fat

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Speaker 1: guy in Philly fanatic, it'd be interesting to see him

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Speaker 1: do this. I am having my mascot's signature gag be

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Speaker 1: the Milwaukee Bucks mascot Bengos backflip into a dunk off

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Speaker 1: a sixteen foot fucking ladder. All right, to add that

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Speaker 1: for emphasis, because I know you guys have seen it.

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Speaker 1: whatever off a ladder. It's crazy and it would be

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Speaker 1: amazing to see the Philly fanatic try and pull this off.

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Speaker 1: Like I loved it, or what I love about it

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Speaker 1: is as you get higher and higher on the ladder,

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Speaker 1: which is already, of course gigantic, but you're still like

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Speaker 1: Bengo's like four rungs down from the top of the ladder,

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Speaker 1: and he's like you sort of think he might jump

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Speaker 1: from there, and he's like, looks to the crowd and

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Speaker 1: they're like, no higher iron, And he keeps going, gets

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Speaker 1: to the top and then straight up just does a

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Speaker 1: he lands on the mat. I mean it's real Mick

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Speaker 1: Foley Shane McMahon type of stuff here taking the bump.

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Speaker 1: So I will go with that one, though I have

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Speaker 1: a feeling my hilarity one might be selected little later

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Speaker 1: on here. All right, try you're up next.

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Speaker 7: Well, before I'm able to make my pick here, I

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Speaker 7: need to speak to the commissioner. In round one, Task

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Speaker 7: created an inflatable peacock mascot. Does that now mean that

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Speaker 7: the giant inflatable dancing mascot genre is completely eliminating for

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Speaker 7: the signature gag category.

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Speaker 1: Well, let's talk this out as a as a group here.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, fair enough, fair enough, I see that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm making the call. Yes, yes, the giant inflatable

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Speaker 1: mascot version because Task created them is off the board.

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Speaker 7: Yes, okay, fair enough, fair enough, great pick then tacit

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Speaker 7: just an incredible pick, gaining in value as the draft

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Speaker 7: goes on. For me, I gotta go for something that

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Speaker 7: is in the same genre. I suppose as as Skeets

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Speaker 7: is picked, the ladder dunk, something that I don't think

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Speaker 7: happens anymore because might be even more dangerous than a

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Speaker 7: backflip off. At twenty foot ladder dunking through a flaming hoop.

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Speaker 7: Also remember that I'm gonna be looking like Gready, hair

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Speaker 7: flying everywhere, crazy eyes, jumping through a flaming hoop. It

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Speaker 7: is certainly a fire hazard, but if I pull it off,

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Speaker 7: it's gonna look awesome.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Who was it?

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Speaker 6: Was?

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Speaker 1: It? Was it Hugo? Was it the Hornets mascot that? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he get through the flaming hoop and then the game

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Speaker 1: was like delayed by Yeah, it was like a playoff,

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Speaker 2: I think I think that's right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, between the Hornets and the Spurs, if I

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Speaker 1: remember correctly. Oh wow, yeah, very dangerous. I mean you

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Speaker 1: have to have a giant hoop to begin with, yep,

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Speaker 1: tray because you got a mascot there and greedy to

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Speaker 1: get through. Okay, a little danger as your signature gag

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Speaker 1: with the fire I love it all right, Tass your

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Speaker 1: giant peacock, your inflatable peacock. What's your signature gag?

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Speaker 4: My technique is the hype up. I think the majority

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Speaker 4: of the time, my inflatable peacock is going to have

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Speaker 4: a trumpet quote unquote trumpet taped or on his face

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Speaker 4: somehow on his face. When he comes out, he's gonna

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Speaker 4: throw his head back and the PA is gonna play.

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Speaker 4: So basically it is a hey, everybody, I'm here, let's

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Speaker 4: get this ish started. I think it'll have twenty thousand

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Speaker 4: people throwing up their three fingers, their hand up to

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Speaker 4: their mouth, ready to do a little trumpet. Let's have

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Speaker 4: some fun.

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Speaker 1: Will peacock trumpet?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, little peacock trump I think you know, the throwing

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Speaker 4: of the headback as an inflatable always funny. And so

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Speaker 4: he'll be throwing it around and I think, you know,

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Speaker 4: we'll have a lot of variations on the trumpet sound.

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Speaker 4: And yeah, I think I think it'll be fun. I

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Speaker 4: think it'll get everybody. It'll get everybody staring at the peacock,

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Speaker 4: and I think that's what's important.

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Speaker 6: I want to take this to the commissioner. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 6: why why no? Because Skeets's mascot, the Philly Fanatic, has

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Speaker 6: a trumpet already strapped.

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Speaker 5: To his face. What are you talking?

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Speaker 6: But I'm looking at it right now and there's no

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Speaker 5: Taped to his face.

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Speaker 4: Oh but that's well, that's a bit. That's not it's not.

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Speaker 4: He doesn't do that one hundred percent of the time.

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Speaker 5: You just said it was taped to his face.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he doesn't have a tape to his face the

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Speaker 4: entire time.

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Speaker 1: Taz is actually saying a real trumpet taped to his

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Speaker 1: peacock's face. I mean, the Philly fanatic that is his

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Speaker 1: appearance is of maybe a yeah, a nose mouth trumpet.

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Speaker 4: But al so you're saying, you're saying that that his

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Speaker 5: I'm saying it's horn.

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Speaker 6: Like I'm also a serial rule follower, and you've already

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Speaker 4: Man, I had I of all the mascots, I know,

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Speaker 4: the Philly fanatic, it has never occurred to me once

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Speaker 4: for But you're right, it's kind of like a megaphone.

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Speaker 4: It's kind of it looks like a sound maker. That's true,

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Speaker 4: but we're eliminating all sounds now.

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Speaker 5: I was just bringing it up.

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Speaker 4: It's a trumpet. It could be a you know, it's

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Speaker 4: it's most likely a furry trumpet, or it could be

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Speaker 4: a real one. If if that gets me around the rules,

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Speaker 4: the horn rules.

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Speaker 1: It's like, you know, it's just just as much a

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Speaker 1: there the grammophone.

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Speaker 4: If you will do any sounds come out of that

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Speaker 4: thing out of the Philly fanatics, Well, I.

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Speaker 7: Think nooes when he does his tongue out.

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Speaker 1: That's as trumpet is fine. We're letting that all right,

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Speaker 1: just because I can look the craziest mask.

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Speaker 4: I can fart out of it if you want. That'll

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Speaker 4: make it. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Alright, Lee, what is your signature gag? You have the

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Speaker 3: I was a bit like U Skitt's torn a little

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Speaker 3: bit between you know, hilarity and athletic display. So I

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Speaker 3: maximum chaos and I want maximum fan involvement. So with

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Speaker 3: the fifth pick in the signature gag category, I'm going

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Speaker 3: with Bernie's leap over as many fans, and obviously obviously

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Speaker 3: it's too many. So he lands on the last couple,

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Speaker 3: but he gets up and celebrates as if he's done

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Speaker 3: it and done it perfectly. I think again, you want

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Speaker 3: to be in this and they might get.

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00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:12,959
Speaker 2: Squashed by a giant raptor.

432
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,040
Speaker 3: But I think also, you're gonna have a lot of

433
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,120
Speaker 3: people just you know what, it's gonna be a fun moment,

434
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,399
Speaker 3: So let's go out there and do it.

435
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,000
Speaker 2: So that's what I'm choosing.

436
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,040
Speaker 3: I sort of thought about the going for a kiss

437
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,159
Speaker 3: swallow your head, but it's sort of only it's like

438
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:26,080
Speaker 3: it's a one on one type of thing. I just

439
00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:28,800
Speaker 3: want as many people out there on the floor as possible,

440
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,239
Speaker 3: and and I think that would create the sort of

441
00:22:31,359 --> 00:22:33,520
Speaker 3: atmosphere that everyone in the crowd will get into as well.

442
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,520
Speaker 3: Because it's on Senate Court, you know, you don't have

443
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,320
Speaker 3: to look up into the stands or anything like that.

444
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:40,280
Speaker 3: It's like Senate Court halftime or you know, it can

445
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:41,400
Speaker 3: even be just in a time out.

446
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 1: But everyone's gonna be like, oh my god, you know.

447
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,879
Speaker 1: And then can I clarify Lee is the bit the

448
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:50,159
Speaker 1: bit for your raptor doing it? He always lands on

449
00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:53,080
Speaker 1: the last person or the last like he always just

450
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,400
Speaker 1: crushes the last person.

451
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:57,200
Speaker 3: Well, the last yeah, the last couple of people. Really yeah,

452
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,959
Speaker 3: it's like it's like it's like ten or fifteen people out.

453
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,520
Speaker 3: They have far too many that he will never be

454
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,919
Speaker 3: out of, you know, jump over us. So he just

455
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,360
Speaker 3: sort of squashes his last few and you want those

456
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:08,160
Speaker 3: ones a bat six or seven in to be like, oh,

457
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,679
Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm gonna get it or not.

458
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,639
Speaker 1: No, you know what's funny about it. I like this

459
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,920
Speaker 1: like your bit is every time. Of course he never

460
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,880
Speaker 1: actually lands, it never clears everybody, but you could put

461
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:20,359
Speaker 1: like you know how they do, like, oh, the opposition

462
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:23,680
Speaker 1: team is here, this guy's in their jersey, right yeah,

463
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,920
Speaker 1: person at the end, and then yeah, just crush them,

464
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 1: yeah right right right right, yeah, okay, trade, did you

465
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 1: ask about the inflatable mascot because of something your your

466
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,280
Speaker 1: mascot was going to do in it or just the

467
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 1: having it and just dancing like normal?

468
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:40,240
Speaker 2: Yeah?

469
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:41,840
Speaker 7: I just want to I just want to have the

470
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 7: second version of good Like you know, there's the seven

471
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,280
Speaker 7: foot Gritty. I would love to have a twenty foot.

472
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 1: Gritty because I'm shocked nobody took what is arguably the

473
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:54,200
Speaker 1: greatest gift of all time, and that is the Rollerblading

474
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 1: Raptors mascot m M where he is the inflatable raptor

475
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,840
Speaker 1: in that one and he tries to bolder skate down

476
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 1: the stairs and he bites it at the end and

477
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 1: we get the perfect tail deflating I mean, it's one

478
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,600
Speaker 1: of the greatest gifts of all time. Yeah, I thought JD,

479
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 1: you might take that, because you know you're into longboarding

480
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:12,640
Speaker 1: right now, so yeah, I thought you might go that way.

481
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,640
Speaker 1: But you didn't. Nobody did. Nobody did.

482
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:18,360
Speaker 4: JD is a rule follower, an inflatable mascot out there.

483
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:19,400
Speaker 4: He wasn't fn with it.

484
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 1: Well, that's the funny thing because like, you don't need to,

485
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,440
Speaker 1: you could have taken that, in my opinion, without being

486
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:28,159
Speaker 1: in an inflatable version of your mascot, right like Philly

487
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:32,120
Speaker 1: Fanatic on rollerblades be pretty damn funny ripping down the stands.

488
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,520
Speaker 4: But I mean, I planned to be in rollerblades. But

489
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:37,640
Speaker 4: it's not my signature gag an game.

490
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:46,640
Speaker 1: Let's get to the third round. It is the mascot mentor.

491
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,959
Speaker 1: I have the first pick. This is interesting. I had

492
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 1: a couple of the guys that have already been selected

493
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,639
Speaker 1: or been name dropped here on my list. The Raptor

494
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 1: was one of them. Even the Heats mascot Bernie, with

495
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 1: his unbridled confidence, I think, would be a good mentor.

496
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,520
Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna take him because you've got him

497
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,639
Speaker 1: sort of in a weird way involved in yours there, Le,

498
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 1: So I will go with still left here in the

499
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:17,879
Speaker 1: third round. Benny the Bull. Yeah, gimme Benny. One of

500
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:23,680
Speaker 1: the greatest mascots in the game. Just hilarious. I love

501
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:28,119
Speaker 1: a mascot where every little second he's just doing almost

502
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:30,880
Speaker 1: doing nothing, walking from point A to point B, He's

503
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,640
Speaker 1: doing things that is making you laugh.

504
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 3: Like.

505
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 1: There are those few mascots even when I as a

506
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 1: nearly forty year old man, I'm in the stands watching

507
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:41,120
Speaker 1: an NBA game, I like can't take my eyes off,

508
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,159
Speaker 1: like the Raptor or Benny the Bull. There are a

509
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: few in the league like that where you're just like

510
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:48,440
Speaker 1: everything they're doing is funny and like they're not even

511
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,440
Speaker 1: on camera, but they just know people like me or

512
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 1: watching them, so they're doing something funny. So I'll take

513
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 1: Benny the Bull to you know, teach my Philly fanatic.

514
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:59,360
Speaker 1: You know few new tricks, all right, Trey, you have.

515
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:04,880
Speaker 7: The second pick, well Skeates, you know I wanted Benny

516
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,479
Speaker 7: of the Ball, There's no doubt about it. Number one

517
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 7: on my mentor draft list. Love that mischievous guy. But

518
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:14,440
Speaker 7: since he's gone, I gotta go with somebody who's gonna

519
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 7: kind of fit my theme I've got going on so far.

520
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,959
Speaker 7: Here I got Gritty, he's jumping through a flaming basketball

521
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 7: hoop to throw down a dunk. So I need somebody

522
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 7: who's also going to strike fear into children's hearts. King

523
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:29,920
Speaker 7: Cake Baby, what does he even do? Is he even

524
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 7: still a mascot? I don't know. Anytime he shows up though,

525
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 7: you know, like they'll pull that head out and throw

526
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 7: it on whatever person it is, and he just shows

527
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,240
Speaker 7: up and everybody's like, oh, look at this thing. And

528
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:41,920
Speaker 7: you know, I think I need a little bit more

529
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,920
Speaker 7: of that with Gritty. There's not gonna be a lot

530
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 7: of happy entertainment from me as a mascot. More just

531
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 7: like on the verge of being scared. But you know,

532
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 7: it takes you so close to being terrified that you

533
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 7: feel like you're living.

534
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 1: Oh I don't. I mean I'm looking at photos right now.

535
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 1: Oh I hate it. I hate it so much. It's

536
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 1: legit creepy, very very scary, just a pure size of

537
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 1: it too. Oh yeah, I mean.

538
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,680
Speaker 7: That would have been a really weird one to take

539
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,959
Speaker 7: for appearance because It's like it's the only like one

540
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 7: of the few mascots that looks like it's hard right, Like, yeah,

541
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 7: it looks like that looks.

542
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: Like it could actually hurt you. Yeah, it looks like

543
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 1: if you took a bat to it, you know, candy

544
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 1: would pour out of it. Maybe if he cracked it

545
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 1: hard enough. Okay, Okay, king Cake baby leading away for

546
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,119
Speaker 1: your for your gritty Wow, what a you got? Like

547
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 1: a crazy like like tag team duo there very very creepy.

548
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 7: Like if the macho man was one was two mascots

549
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 7: and turned into one man.

550
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 1: To ask you have the third pick in mascot mentor.

551
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna do it. I'm staying in the

552
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 4: same family, the same arena as what Trey just did.

553
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 4: I'm taking Pierre the Pelican, but not Pierre the Pelican

554
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,440
Speaker 4: as we know him. Here are the Pelican, this scary

555
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 4: one that has been terminated, that had to have surgery

556
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 4: because he was so scary they wouldn't let him on

557
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 4: the floor. Basically, I'm learning through his faults. I'm learning

558
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 4: through his trials and tribulations, so much experience in having

559
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 4: been terminated and fired. Not so much for his tricks.

560
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 4: No just just to teach me how to stay on

561
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 4: the good side of my employers and the fans. So

562
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,640
Speaker 4: ugly scary Pierre the Pelican that no one will ever see.

563
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,640
Speaker 4: By the way, no one will ever see the two

564
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 4: of us in public.

565
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 1: I see. Yeah, yeah, he's.

566
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 4: Not taking my limelight. But you know, I like Trey.

567
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 4: I think I want him to teach me a little

568
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 4: a little freaky deky, a little get that peacock up

569
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 4: into people's grill and freak him out a bit, but

570
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 4: not get fired.

571
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 1: So thanks, Pierre the Pelice.

572
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:50,959
Speaker 2: More.

573
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you were saying, like, learn from me, learn

574
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 1: from me, Man, don't do this. This wasn't good. I'm

575
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 1: like living under a bridge now. I think going well

576
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 1: for pure of the Pelican, at least the first iteration. Okay, yeah, yeah,

577
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 1: back to back Pelicans selections. There fascinating lee of the

578
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 1: fourth pick in this cake.

579
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 3: With a fourth pick in the mental category. I'm going

580
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 3: back to one of the original well known mascot mentors.

581
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 3: I'm going with Gorilla from Phoenix. He was the one

582
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, I think he was one of the

583
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 3: first ones to go mainstream. Really, you know, with his

584
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 3: acrobatics and his athletics. So I think he's been around

585
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 3: long enough that he could really teach you the way

586
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,240
Speaker 3: to go and the way to be successful and popular.

587
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 3: Everyone knows the Gorilla. Everyone knows him, you know. You know,

588
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 3: he's the Phoenix Suns guy. And yeah, he's just he's

589
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 3: a well liked He doesn't get too carried away and

590
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 3: do too many crazy things. He's just a good, consistent mascot.

591
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 3: And I think that's what you need right now to

592
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 3: be along. You want to be you want to be

593
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 3: able to go the distance. You want to be around

594
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 3: in twenty five years time and people still like you.

595
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 2: Okay, So so that's posting.

596
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 1: You think, like, like, I wonder if I showed a

597
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:07,719
Speaker 1: photo of my mom the Gorilla mascot without any Phoenix

598
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 1: Suns like paraphernalia, you know, would she be able to

599
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 1: would she be able to know that that was the

600
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 1: Sun's mask?

601
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 2: Yeah?

602
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 1: You know, I mean, like Benny the Ball, you have

603
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 1: a pretty damn good idea. Oh okay, yeah, but I

604
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know what the answer to that. Yeah,

605
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: I mean it's interesting twenty years ago, but maybe not

606
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: as much now.

607
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 3: Because the Gorilla and the Sons, there's no connection, you know.

608
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 3: So I guess when they created their mascot, they were

609
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 3: just like, let's just get a gorilla out there.

610
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 2: Why not jumping gorilla?

611
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, really like every other mascot has some sort

612
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 3: of connection to the team name, doesn't it.

613
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 1: But most of them, I mean, yeah, yeah, all right,

614
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 1: but a legend, no doubt. Oh yeah, been around forever,

615
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 1: just still plugging away. Did you take a gorilla because

616
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 1: you love bananas so much.

617
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 2: To choose from? I didn't.

618
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 3: I didn't think he was going to be around, to

619
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 3: be honest, in the fourth pick there, So I'm glad

620
00:30:59,160 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 3: I got him.

621
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 7: Okay, So, according to Wikipedia, the gorilla started by a

622
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 7: singing telegram service just showed up dressed as a gorilla,

623
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 7: and then the security is like, hey man, you're dressed

624
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 7: like a gorilla. Why don't you go dance underneath the

625
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 7: hoop for.

626
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 2: A little bit.

627
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,959
Speaker 7: People loved it, and they're like, okay, guess we'll keep

628
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 7: you around forever.

629
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 2: Oh wow, wow, unbelievable. He's there.

630
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: Fascinating, all right.

631
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 5: It was singing telegram, that's what it says.

632
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 7: A messenger from from eastern Onion, a singing telegram service

633
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 7: came to the Coliseum during a home game, dressed as

634
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 7: a gorilla as he left Colisee and security suggested he

635
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 7: do a few dances underneath the basket during a timeout,

636
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 7: and the fans loved it, so did the messenger.

637
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: That is what's so weird about that is somebody sent

638
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: a singing telegram during an NBA Yeah, girl thirteen four please?

639
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: Uh that's weird.

640
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 5: Oh it's a great So he can sing, is is

641
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 5: what I'm.

642
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: Better not play a trumpet. I'll tell you that, all right, JD.

643
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 1: You have the fifth pick in the mascot mentor category.

644
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 5: Wow.

645
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 6: With the fifth pick and the mentor category, I'm a

646
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 6: little surprised this guy's still on the board. I think

647
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 6: a lot of people sleep on him. It's Harry the Hawk.

648
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 5: A bit of a Homer pick.

649
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 6: Harry is a delight probably, I think he's one of

650
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 6: the best in the biz. But again I don't know

651
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 6: much about mascots. But for my chicken, Harry is also

652
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 6: a bird, so there's.

653
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 5: A commonality there.

654
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:40,479
Speaker 6: But Harry I think could advise the chicken on how

655
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 6: to be a little bit more predatory, like fitting a

656
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 6: child's head into his beak, you know, the kiss going

657
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 6: into the devouring a child like Lee mentioned before. But

658
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,959
Speaker 6: more importantly, I think Harry is maybe the best dancer

659
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 6: in the NBA. I'm sure you saw that video going

660
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 6: around a couple years ago of Harry going through the

661
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 6: evolution of viral dance moves. The Hawk can move, and

662
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 6: I need my chicken to be able to dance. A

663
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 6: chicken who can't dance is mildly amusing, but a chicken

664
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 6: that can dance is pure comedy gold. So Harry the Hawk,

665
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 6: welcome to the Squad.

666
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 1: Well that's great for other reasons too. Harry could teach

667
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 1: your chicken how to ride a motorcycle. Yep, maybe you

668
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 1: have that. Does the security detail that Harry always rolls

669
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 1: with come into play here? Maybe they could help out

670
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 1: the chicken too, especially when you're running around the concourse.

671
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 5: Yeah we need yeah, So yes, the answer is yes.

672
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 5: Answer is yes.

673
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 1: Excellent, excellent. All Right, Harry's the Hawk. Yeah, that's a yeah.

674
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: The first time he's mentioned in this Squad podcast, pretty

675
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,520
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Speaker 1: Okay. Fourth category NBA player Nemesis Trey get Us started.

752
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 7: This is an easy pick, maybe the easiest one in

753
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 7: the draft. We got a Lebron James in this category.

754
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 7: We got a Tim Duncan in this category. I gotta

755
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:24,359
Speaker 7: take Robin Lopez. He is the NBA's mascot fighter. And

756
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 7: can you imagine the honor that you would have if

757
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:31,399
Speaker 7: you were Robin's favorite mascot to fight. I mean, there

758
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 7: could be no greater honor, truly in the history of sports.

759
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 7: Than being the number one most fought mascot. So give

760
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 7: me Robin Lopez easily. I want that viral content.

761
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 1: That's that's a no brainer. That's tough. Way will somebody

762
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 1: lean in towards Brook Lopez?

763
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 4: You better believe it. Ye're up next, Go ahead, Robin's

764
00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 4: on the way down. Give me Brook. I think why not?

765
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 4: Why not on the same team. It'll be interesting. There's

766
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 4: there's no rivalry like a brotherly rivalry. I think, you know,

767
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:10,359
Speaker 4: if Robin's getting picked on by another mascot, I think

768
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 4: Brooke will just try and take it up a notch

769
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 4: and listen, I'm riding Brooks or Robin's coattails in this instance. Here,

770
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 4: you know, I'm just I'm picking up the scraps whatever's

771
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 4: happening over there. I'll probably jump in there. Uh these

772
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 4: bucks like to wrestle. I think you know, we can

773
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:29,279
Speaker 4: all get in on that. And uh yeah, I think

774
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,839
Speaker 4: I think Brook will be motivated seeing Robin do his

775
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 4: thing with with mister gritty, Okay.

776
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,320
Speaker 7: Gritty and Robin versus Brook and the peacock.

777
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 6: Also, the Lopez brothers are such Disney fans. The the

778
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 6: NBC rivalry, there's just give.

779
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 1: Them oh right, Yeah, you're right right. So the Lopez

780
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:00,920
Speaker 1: brothers gone. I mean, we had back to back plans mascots.

781
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 1: Now back to Baez bros. Lee have the third pick

782
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 1: in this category, with a third.

783
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 3: Pick in the NBA Nemesis category, I'm going off the

784
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 3: board because I think this guy really will actually despise

785
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:17,280
Speaker 3: the mascot and therefore make for a better rivalry.

786
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,479
Speaker 2: And I'm going with Kevin Durant. I think.

787
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 3: I think it's funny because I saw just on social

788
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 3: media the other day where there was a game in

789
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 3: Utah and their mascot was out on the court and

790
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,760
Speaker 3: Kevin Durant tells him to get the f off the court,

791
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:32,359
Speaker 3: and I thought, yeah, you know what, Kevin Durant would

792
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:35,840
Speaker 3: be the guy who would absolutely despise being being harassed

793
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 3: by a mascot all the time. And I think that

794
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 3: would make perfect chemistry between those two because the mascot

795
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,839
Speaker 3: would just keep on stirring him up, maybe put him

796
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,720
Speaker 3: off his game, and then sort of get the victory.

797
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,839
Speaker 3: So I'm going with Kevin Durant.

798
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,439
Speaker 1: I like it. I like your reasoning there.

799
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's a little built in animosity with the way

800
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,919
Speaker 7: the finals ended for Kevin Durant in Toronto as well.

801
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 1: Oh oh, nice few going on there.

802
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 5: The raptor versus k D.

803
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 1: Wow, stuff rights itself, doesn't it all?

804
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:04,839
Speaker 2: Right?

805
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 1: JD? You got the fourth pick NBA player Nemesis.

806
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 6: With fourth pick NBA player at Nemesis, it's pretty obvious.

807
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 6: It's de Aaron Fox. If a Fox gets into a

808
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:23,400
Speaker 6: chicken coop and a number of birds in there, I

809
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:26,760
Speaker 6: can go into a killing frenzy. They'll kill thirty birds

810
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 6: or more and usually just take one with them. My

811
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 6: mascot hates Foxes Rick Fox. If you're in the building,

812
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:39,360
Speaker 6: watch out. But also, as I said before, his his

813
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:42,840
Speaker 6: his big the big gag is the race and Dearon

814
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,840
Speaker 6: is one of the fastest players in the league, is

815
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 6: he not?

816
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 4: Yeah?

817
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 6: Yeah, so my guy hates him for that too, and

818
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 6: we'll be constantly trying to antagonize and humiliate him.

819
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 5: Wow.

820
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 1: I hate to say, guys, I think we just lost

821
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: this draft to do.

822
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 5: That's the nice level.

823
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: That's gonna get a lot of support everything from the listeners.

824
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 7: That's a nature Nemesis right there.

825
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 5: That's great.

826
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 1: That's the food chain.

827
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:07,239
Speaker 5: It's science man.

828
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 1: Deard fucks versus the chicken I love it. It's so good.

829
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:14,239
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I think this one's over already, but

830
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 1: i'll go fifth and final pick here of this category.

831
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:22,919
Speaker 1: I guess I'll go. I can't believe he's still there.

832
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 1: Give me Russell Westbrook. What I love about Westbrook. We've

833
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 1: seen his beef before with the Denver Nuggets, mascot Rocky.

834
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: They he just it seems legit. It's sort of like

835
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 1: you're saying Lye like Katie and mascots. It's like, I

836
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 1: don't know if Westbrook's putting on a bit of a

837
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: show or he just legitimately hates these things. It feels

838
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 1: like the latter. So that's what I want in a

839
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 1: feud or a nemesis, Westbrook versus the Philly fanatic. I

840
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 1: can see the blog posts already, so yeah, they'll just

841
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,399
Speaker 1: they'll go, They're gonna get into it, they're gonna mix

842
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 1: it up, and I just love it again. I don't

843
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 1: know if Westbrook's doing it just to be just because

844
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 1: he's so serious, but he's actually having some fun and

845
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 1: he's sort of doing it sarcastically or whatever. But who

846
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 1: knows and who cares, because it's believable that these guys

847
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 1: hates mascot, so Westbrook is the fifth pick of that one.

848
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 1: All right, we got one more category. It is time

849
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 1: to name your mascot again. You can pull from an

850
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 1: existing mascot and take their name, or you can just

851
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,280
Speaker 1: come up with it, whatever you want to do. Tass,

852
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:27,319
Speaker 1: you have the first pick in.

853
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 4: This very tough, very tough decision naming a mascot. I

854
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,720
Speaker 4: find this harder than naming a child. Do you want

855
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 4: to throw in the standard name the animal, like Benny

856
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 4: the bull, Peter the peacock in my in my situation here,

857
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 4: or do you want to just go peacock or do

858
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 4: you want to go the peacock. I think I'm gonna

859
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:57,840
Speaker 4: keep it simple. I'm just gonna go the peacock. I

860
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:00,839
Speaker 4: think I think he'll carry that name. I don't think

861
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 4: we need to insert an actual name in there. And

862
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 4: I think the shorter the better. I'm not a huge

863
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:09,320
Speaker 4: fan of stuff the magic dragon, it just gets shortened

864
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:13,800
Speaker 4: to stuff. And uh, I think you wanted the most.

865
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: Popular the cock.

866
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:20,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, well I'll leave that to the crazies out there. Yeah, yeah,

867
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 4: that'll happen.

868
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 1: That'll happen, Dad, Can I go on to play with

869
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 1: the cock? I want to get a photo with the cock.

870
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, this, this peacock is going to stay PC and

871
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:33,439
Speaker 4: not peacock first, you know, just just for a sec,

872
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 4: just for a sec, but come on down take a

873
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:38,919
Speaker 4: photo with the cock if you'd like. But I'm going

874
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 4: I'm going the.

875
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 1: Peacock, all right, all right, giant inflatable cock. Go on

876
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,439
Speaker 1: down and I get your phone to take it with it,

877
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 1: all right, the peacock. Yeah, keep it simple.

878
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 2: I like that.

879
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:55,839
Speaker 1: Lead you up next. Yeah, with the.

880
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 3: Second pick in the name category. I I don't like

881
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 3: my choice at all because I wanted to come up

882
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 3: with something funny, something relevant, and I just couldn't come

883
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,439
Speaker 3: up with anything that I thought was cool.

884
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 2: So I'm just going with Thriller. That's his name.

885
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: Thriller. That's it. Yeah, it's funny, I mean.

886
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's you know, I don't know.

887
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 3: I just thought crazy banana man like not really like

888
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 3: it doesn't work. I just think you need it, oh,

889
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:25,760
Speaker 3: you know, just to come up.

890
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 2: I was thinking of thinking of.

891
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:32,399
Speaker 3: I was thinking of Dino, the Dino, but you know.

892
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, just Thriller. That's what I came up with.

893
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:37,840
Speaker 1: The all right, tell you that it's not bad. We

894
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 1: got the peacock and we got thriller. G you're you

895
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 1: got the next selection here?

896
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 6: Well, my check in is a high flyer. He is

897
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 6: fast as hell. I'm going with a pun here. It's

898
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:57,840
Speaker 6: Cluck Yeager, the first chick in to break the sound barrier.

899
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 6: You can race Cluck Yegger at halftime on the concourse.

900
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 1: See you there, Cluck Yager.

901
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,359
Speaker 5: And yeah, sponsored by mice.

902
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:12,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, well yeah, he has to do a shot before

903
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 1: you take. All right, I'm up next fourth pick here. Yeah,

904
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,799
Speaker 1: this is not easy. It's especially because you have the name.

905
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 1: You have the appearance of an existing mascot, you know,

906
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,839
Speaker 1: outside of tasks, I guess creation. So it's like, man,

907
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:32,879
Speaker 1: I can't imagine looking at the Philly Fanatic and not

908
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:37,399
Speaker 1: calling him Philly fanatic. But he reminds me a little

909
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 1: bit of a good friend of ours. Guys, A lovable

910
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 1: big guy that likes to crush wings, loves a swim

911
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 1: up bar, swim up bar looking good. He knows somebody

912
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 1: that smells like cabbage. If you from the six, don't

913
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:55,320
Speaker 1: play in the sticks, unders the picks, you're on the clock.

914
00:46:55,480 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 1: I'm calling my mascot, Cam Stewart. He my guy human

915
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: name was like just a fun little name to say too.

916
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 2: But he's like a mascot though himself.

917
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 1: Yeah right, he's an he's super lovable. Can I tell

918
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 1: you something about these wizards and warlocks.

919
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:14,360
Speaker 5: Don't let them fool you.

920
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 1: They're not cheap and yeah, I'm just calling them.

921
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 5: Cam'st more like gritty than he is.

922
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he just took name.

923
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:24,479
Speaker 7: It's all right, I'm gonna use red heat.

924
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: So cam Stewart is the name of my mascot, swim

925
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 1: up bar looking good. Oh man, you imagine a Philly

926
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 1: fanatica to swim.

927
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 2: Up all right?

928
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:41,319
Speaker 1: Uh, Trey, finish it off here? What are your name

929
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:42,440
Speaker 1: in your your mascot?

930
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,319
Speaker 7: I can't believe it, man, I can't believe it. Cam

931
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 7: Stewart was the entirety of my draft board for the

932
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 7: fifth round.

933
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 1: I'm stumped.

934
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:58,319
Speaker 7: But no, I'm looking like gritty. I'm learning from Kingcake.

935
00:47:58,440 --> 00:47:58,760
Speaker 4: Baby.

936
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 7: It's all about creeping pea out. It's all about being

937
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 7: just very odd and absurd. My name's gonna be Beard.

938
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,400
Speaker 7: Oh weirdo.

939
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:08,799
Speaker 5: That's a great one.

940
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sure, kids are gonna love that. Will they love it?

941
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 1: They'll love the name?

942
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,439
Speaker 7: Will they love the look on the right, right?

943
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 1: Right right, But kids like even me and like you

944
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:22,760
Speaker 1: guys have the real beards. But people love the kids

945
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 1: like your beard is weird.

946
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:24,319
Speaker 7: You know.

947
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 1: They love saying yep, you heard that a million times

948
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: the last couple of months, especially on zooms. So okay,

949
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:33,360
Speaker 1: uh beard o weirdo?

950
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 2: Is that right?

951
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:34,759
Speaker 7: That's right?

952
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 1: Okay, Well let's go through our entire mascots. Here a

953
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 1: little recap for the listener, Lee, why don't you go first?

954
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 3: Okay, So I've got the appearance of the raptor the

955
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 3: classic dinosaur there. My move is the fan jump, where

956
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 3: you smash into the last couple of people at the end,

957
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:53,760
Speaker 3: but get up and celebrate as if you cleared them perfectly.

958
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 3: My mentor is the Gorilla, the old school guy who

959
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 3: just turned up one day and turned that into a

960
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:03,319
Speaker 3: career somehow writible. My nemesis is Kevin Durant. I think

961
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 3: Kevin Durant would get so upset with this mascot every

962
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 3: time he saw him, which would be great.

963
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 2: And our name, my name is Thriller. Just thriller.

964
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 1: That's it.

965
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 2: No, no thriller da da da anything like that. Just thrilla.

966
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 1: All right, all right, do you take us through your mascot.

967
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 6: My mascot looks like this San Diego chicken. Classic, simple

968
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 6: but most of all stupid. His signature gag is he

969
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 6: will race any fan on the concourse at halftime, and

970
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 6: he will be beaten by him, and you will be

971
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 6: in a cloud of feathers behind him. His mentor is

972
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 6: Harry the Hawk, predatory and a great dancer. His nemesis

973
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:47,280
Speaker 6: is dieron Fox, one of the fastest guys in the league,

974
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 6: and Foxes hate chickens. And his name is Kluck Yeager,

975
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 6: the first chicken to break the sound there.

976
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 1: Oh, I love it. I think you've already won this thing.

977
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 1: But my mascot looks like the legend the Philly Fanatic,

978
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:05,280
Speaker 1: that big giant blob with a trumpet on his face.

979
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 1: As we've covered, his signature gag is a backflip dunk

980
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 1: off a sixteen foot high ladder. It's unbelievable, brings the

981
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 1: house down every time. His mentor Benny the Bull, one

982
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:22,080
Speaker 1: of the best in the business. You know he's gonna

983
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,799
Speaker 1: teach him the popcorn gag as well. He's gonna teach

984
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 1: him how to hold babies like a football, do the

985
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:30,240
Speaker 1: Heisman pose. He's got everything in his bag of tricks.

986
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 1: His NBA nemesis it's Russell Westbrook. Like Katie Legit just

987
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 1: seems to hate mascots, So that'll be a running feud

988
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:42,280
Speaker 1: between my mascot in Westbrook and the name is Cam

989
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 1: Stewart Cam for sure, right.

990
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 7: Great. My mascot is the Beardo Weirdo, looks like gritty,

991
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:57,239
Speaker 7: acts like the Kingcake baby, jumping through flaming hoops to

992
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:01,279
Speaker 7: dunk of basketball and beefing with Robin Lopez. He's your

993
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 7: favorite mascot, but he's also your least favorite mascot. That's

994
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 7: right where I want to be, right in that then

995
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 7: diagram of scary and happy.

996
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,360
Speaker 1: Tass Take us through your mascot.

997
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 4: The look is the giant inflatable peacock that you're going

998
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:19,959
Speaker 4: to love. His gag is a triumphant trumpet. Here's the news.

999
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 1: Take a look at the peacock.

1000
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 4: His mentor is determinated Pierre the Pelican. Teach him how

1001
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,360
Speaker 4: to be a good bird and not a bad bird

1002
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 4: Like Pierre the Pelican. His nemesis is Brook Lopez. I

1003
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 4: think Brooke would hate the hubris of a peacock. He

1004
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 4: would just despise him and going simple for the name.

1005
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 4: I want some longevity with this peacock. I think we'll

1006
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 4: be around for a while, so we're going the peacock.

1007
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:49,279
Speaker 1: There it is, guys. You tell us who built the

1008
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 1: perfect mascot here and better yet, what or who would

1009
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:57,360
Speaker 1: you have selected in this draft. Let us know on

1010
00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:01,440
Speaker 1: Twitter at No Dunk's Ink or you the hashtag no Dunks.

1011
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 1: That's it for today's squad. I told you we would

1012
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:07,760
Speaker 1: finally get to this episode, and man, it was worth

1013
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 1: the wait. We got a number of podcasts, of course,

1014
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 1: dropping later this week, so make sure you subscribe to

1015
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:16,759
Speaker 1: No Dunks wherever you listen to podcasts. Clipper Bros. You

1016
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 1: heard it here first.

1017
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 5: Have a great time, turn up.

1018
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 7: Love you guys awesome.

1019
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:24,840
Speaker 4: Thanks for joining us and remember Cam Stewart is a

1020
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:26,720
Speaker 4: Canadian legend.

1021
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 1: Embrace your wings, people,