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Speaker 1: day update. James is on the phone and apparently he
Speaker 1: thought his date was going to be a super ugly weirdo.
Speaker 1: But he still went on the date anyway, and now
Speaker 1: he's not getting a call back. Yeah, it's a big risk, James.
Speaker 1: Why do you decide to take such a risk? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I was just kind of curious. I mean,
Speaker 1: she her photos looked amazing, you know, and I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: there's no way that she's real being catfished. You know,
Speaker 1: I thought from the photos, you thought she was a
Speaker 1: super ugly weirdo. I'm gonna go out with you. Maybe
Speaker 1: good looking wasn't working out for you. Sometimes you have
Speaker 1: to go in different route. No, No, but seriously, I
Speaker 1: really thought I was being catfished. Like I showed the
Speaker 1: photos to my friends and they were convinced as well.
Speaker 1: You know, They're like, there's no way you can get
Speaker 1: somebody on that level, it's got to be a super
Speaker 1: ugly weirdo you're about to go out with. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: It was way out of my week. But I'm like,
Speaker 1: on the off chance she's real, like I have to go.
Speaker 1: You know. I always to myself, what were you feeling
Speaker 1: pulling up to this date? I mean, I assume you
Speaker 1: guys met somewhere. Well, you know, we chose to me
Speaker 1: to the public place. You know, I just wanted to
Speaker 1: make sure I was safe because, like I said, I
Speaker 1: really ended the back of my mind. So it's smart. Smart.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be kidnapped or something. I have
Speaker 1: no idea, but you know, so we picked a coffee shop,
Speaker 1: and when I get to the coffee shop, it really
Speaker 1: was her, like I just could not believe it. Did
Speaker 1: you almost want to leave? Like wait, hold on, this
Speaker 1: was what I actually was expecting. No, I know nothing,
Speaker 1: like you know, please never work out like this. So
Speaker 1: I was excited, and uh, I told her right away.
Speaker 1: I was like, I thought, you know, I was being catfished,
Speaker 1: so I can't believe that. You know, you're real. And
Speaker 1: then she took off a mask and she's like, nope,
Speaker 1: I'm a super ugly weirdo, gotcha exactly. She she ripped
Speaker 1: it right off. And then what was her response? And
Speaker 1: he told her, you thought you were being catfished? She laughed.
Speaker 1: You know, her photos are a little too good, you know,
Speaker 1: and I guess she probably I don't know if she
Speaker 1: gets that. It's probably a compliment. Yeah no, but yeah,
Speaker 1: so and I told her, you know, when I told
Speaker 1: her that, she actually told that she was flattered by that.
Speaker 1: So yeah, okay, I mean if somebody was like, man,
Speaker 1: there's no your pictures are too good online. There's no
Speaker 1: way you could look like that in real life, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, well, one, I'd be like, that's true. I
Speaker 1: don't but I would if I did look again in
Speaker 1: real life, I'd be like, yeah, thanks, I appreciate that
Speaker 1: I'm that good looking. What's her name, by the way, Anna? Anna?
Speaker 1: All right? And how was coffee with Anna? You know?
Speaker 1: It was nice. You know, she was laughing at my jokes,
Speaker 1: so that was cool, and things were going well. And finally,
Speaker 1: you know, we finished coffee and it was that time
Speaker 1: to do something else, and I suggested that we explode
Speaker 1: city and just you know, walk around and okay, I
Speaker 1: hang out and she agreed, Yes, she agreed, And so
Speaker 1: we're walking around and we find this antique store that
Speaker 1: looks very intriguing. Okay, so we go in there and uh,
Speaker 1: you know, they have like your typical kind of new
Speaker 1: age books and lots of antiques and stuff, but they
Speaker 1: have this like big gem collection. So quick backstory. My
Speaker 1: grandmother's really into gems and crystals and stuff and kind
Speaker 1: of raised me on them, so I know, you know,
Speaker 1: a decent amount about it. So we're looking at the
Speaker 1: gems and I'm explaining to her different ones and what
Speaker 1: I know about it, and she's just amazed that I notice,
Speaker 1: you know, and we're looking at all them. I decide
Speaker 1: I'm going to buy her a gem. This is going
Speaker 1: to be you know, my big move about diamond ring
Speaker 1: and proposed and I proposed right there. No, I ordered
Speaker 1: this rose quartz and it's a gem for love, right,
Speaker 1: that's like the rose quarts, So that's kind of nice,
Speaker 1: I know, right, I would say, this will be great,
Speaker 1: and she was very flattered. She loved it, and I
Speaker 1: don't know, from there, it was just kind of she had,
Speaker 1: you know, other things to do. It was kind of
Speaker 1: the end of the date. I guess, and you know,
Speaker 1: we just it ended with a hug, like I didn't
Speaker 1: know if I should kissed her, but I didn't. And
Speaker 1: was it naturally the end of the date or did
Speaker 1: it feel like after you bought the rose court? She
Speaker 1: was like, all right, I gotta go. I know it
Speaker 1: sounds like that, but it wasn't that. It was just
Speaker 1: kind of a natural ending to our date. Okay, But
Speaker 1: I haven't heard back from her honestly since that hug,
Speaker 1: and I kind of keep going over to my mind,
Speaker 1: like should I have kissed her? Or you know, should
Speaker 1: I just made a date rights then in the air
Speaker 1: for like a second date? You know, my friends totally
Speaker 1: play cool and wait a few days, but um, I
Speaker 1: don't know. With the more I think of it, my
Speaker 1: friends are just kind of idiots and they're all shingle. Also, yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly take advice from them, you don't think. Maybe like
Speaker 1: you gave her a gem for love and the L
Speaker 1: word might have scared her away too soon. Maybe, But
Speaker 1: I just feel like I just felt like I just
Speaker 1: dropped down on one knee and proposed that's actually the
Speaker 1: name of the gem. It's a gem for love. So
Speaker 1: you didn't give it to her, and it was like,
Speaker 1: I love you and that's why I'm giving this love
Speaker 1: gem to you. Exactly. I don't know, though I'm trying
Speaker 1: of It feels like a lot to me, Like, wasn't
Speaker 1: there like a gem for happiness? You could have picked
Speaker 1: a gem for like gratitude or some other lovely feeling
Speaker 1: good gem for let's have a second date. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know if there's a second date gem, but a
Speaker 1: gem to text me back. All right, we'll play a
Speaker 1: song and then come back and call her and get
Speaker 1: your second day update. Okay, Yeah, any help you can
Speaker 1: give me would be great. Okay, we'll call her right
Speaker 1: after this. Hang on rooking jubil in the morning. Second
Speaker 1: date Today's second day update makes you realize how distrusting
Speaker 1: people are when it comes to dating, especially online. As
Speaker 1: soon as you see a picture of somebody who you
Speaker 1: think is hot and normal, instantly you're like, Nope, that's
Speaker 1: way too good to be true. It's some creepy dude
Speaker 1: and his mom's basement's trying to steal my money or
Speaker 1: other things from me. I don't want to meet up
Speaker 1: with them. And that's what happened to James, who's on
Speaker 1: the phone for a second day update right now. He
Speaker 1: met this girl named Anna online. Thought she was gorgeous
Speaker 1: and everything about her was cool. So he was convinced
Speaker 1: that he was being catfished, but he actually wasn't catfished.
Speaker 1: She showed up for coffee and she was exactly like
Speaker 1: her profile advertised, and he was obviously excited about that.
Speaker 1: They had coffee, and then they walked around for a
Speaker 1: little bit, went into a store where they had a
Speaker 1: bunch of like rocks for sale. And I guess he's
Speaker 1: a big rock dude. He loves loves rocks and gems
Speaker 1: and even bought her a rose quartz rock to signify
Speaker 1: love or whatever. I think that's how they describe it.
Speaker 1: This is for love or whatever. And they had a
Speaker 1: hug ended the date, and he hasn't heard from her,
Speaker 1: and he's not sure why. The one thing I didn't
Speaker 1: ask you, James, you were, you know, shocked that she
Speaker 1: looked like her pictures. You looked like your pictures too, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, okay? And I mean I still just can't
Speaker 1: get out of my mind what did I do wrong?
Speaker 1: I mean, do you think I should have just kissed
Speaker 1: her right there? When I gave her the gem. What
Speaker 1: do you think I mean, I would have had to
Speaker 1: have been there. I'm gonna go with overkill. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: the love rock and a kiss it fell right right? Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean if you're worried that the rock did too much,
Speaker 1: the kiss would have really pushed you over the edge.
Speaker 1: I mean you think I should have kissed her before
Speaker 1: I gave her the rock? Yeah? I think you should
Speaker 1: have kissed her as soon as you found out that
Speaker 1: she wasn't catfishing. You just oh, thank god. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna dollar phon number right now and see if we
Speaker 1: can figure it out for you. Okay, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: we go. Hello, I mis speak to Anna. Please. This
Speaker 1: is Annah. Hey Anna, how are you? This is Jewel
Speaker 1: from Brook and jew Bowl in the Morning. Hello. What's
Speaker 1: your name? Huh what? I don't know what's going on here?
Speaker 1: I don't either anymore. Annah. My name is Jewel from
Speaker 1: a radio show called Brook and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Your name is Jewbowl. Yeah. Have we met? No? Not
Speaker 1: until now. Nice to meet you. Okay, why are you
Speaker 1: calling me? Well, I'm calling you because we do a
Speaker 1: segment on our show called the Second Date Update. Have
Speaker 1: you ever heard of anything like that. Um, I think
Speaker 1: I've heard of it, but I haven't. I've never listened
Speaker 1: to it. Okay, Well, what it is is if you
Speaker 1: go on a date with somebody and then end up
Speaker 1: not calling them after, they can email us to get
Speaker 1: you on the phone and ask what happened. And we
Speaker 1: got an email about you from a guy who listens
Speaker 1: to our show. His name is James. Okay, okay, And
Speaker 1: James told us that you guys went on a date
Speaker 1: and he really enjoyed going out with you. But now
Speaker 1: you're not returning any of his phone calls or text messages. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to see him again. I think you
Speaker 1: think you've made that point clear. And that's really not why.
Speaker 1: We're just trying to figure out why he is confused.
Speaker 1: He wants to know if he did something wrong. Do
Speaker 1: I have to give you a reason? I mean, there's
Speaker 1: nothing I can take from you if you don't, but
Speaker 1: we would like it. He would like a reason. I
Speaker 1: just I guess I can tell you that James's dating
Speaker 1: profile is that seemed really sneaky, sneaky, sneak and very misleading.
Speaker 1: What did it say in his dating profile? We've never
Speaker 1: seen it. I'm being really honest, I feel like I
Speaker 1: was catfished. That I was catfished. And he even brought
Speaker 1: it up on the date that he was afraid that
Speaker 1: he was going to be catfished because I seemed too
Speaker 1: beautiful in my photos. But quite honestly, I felt like
Speaker 1: I was being catfished. Did he look different or something? Well, no,
Speaker 1: he looked the same, I would say in his photos generally,
Speaker 1: But the main part of his profile says that he's
Speaker 1: a real life rock star. And that's the thing that
Speaker 1: attracted me to him the most because I love rock
Speaker 1: and roll. It's my jam, and I felt great somebody
Speaker 1: else who had that same craving for it. So you
Speaker 1: thought he was a big music lover. Not only did
Speaker 1: I think he was a music lover, but from that quote,
Speaker 1: I just assumed that he was a rock star, that
Speaker 1: he was actually in a band. And I get there
Speaker 1: and he's just another average polo wearing Joe Schmo. Okay,
Speaker 1: so wait, did you ask him? I mean, did you
Speaker 1: ask him are you in a band? Do you ever
Speaker 1: discuss that? Yeah? I tried to bring it up a
Speaker 1: little bit, but this guy, I don't know if you
Speaker 1: know this he's a rock scene, like an actual gravel
Speaker 1: Earth rock. Well, we did talk to him, Anna, and
Speaker 1: he told us that he loves like gems and things
Speaker 1: like that. Oh yeah, he absolutely is in love with Jims.
Speaker 1: I think more than he probably would be with an
Speaker 1: actual person, which is where I felt so misled. And
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, this guy loves rock and roll, he's a
Speaker 1: rock star, an actual rock star. No, he just loves rocks.
Speaker 1: But can't you find the humor in that? That's pretty funny,
Speaker 1: you know it's funny, but I'm just not into it. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you're not interested in dating a dude who is
Speaker 1: literally into rocks and not rock and roll. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was hoping he would be in the music, but
Speaker 1: instead he just gave me a pain crock and so
Speaker 1: that's why I don't want to see him again. Thank you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it does make sense. And you know what else, Anna,
Speaker 1: But James is actually on the other line listening and
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. Oh my god, are you serious? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How rock and roll is that? Huh? Surprise? He's a
Speaker 1: loose cannon. James, are you still there? I'm still here? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I still can't believe this. How can you just didn't
Speaker 1: tell me this. How prob are you putting rocks there
Speaker 1: on your profile when you don't know nothing about knock
Speaker 1: and roll? I don't. It's really misleading watch my followers,
Speaker 1: not to the people who love rocks like I do.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's very serious, But you don't think that
Speaker 1: that's kind of like that badass, edgy lifestyle that you're
Speaker 1: looking for. Anna Oh um, no, yes there all right. Sure,
Speaker 1: I'm not a rock star in the way you saw it.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not some guy who takes drugs and
Speaker 1: plays guitar, you know, But you have to admit when
Speaker 1: did I ever say that? Yeah? I mean when the
Speaker 1: rock stars take a lot of drugs, you know that
Speaker 1: you have to you have to take drugs in order
Speaker 1: to be a rock star. Yeah, exactly. I don't think
Speaker 1: their guitars even turn on if they don't take drugs.
Speaker 1: But you have to admit we had a connection. I mean,
Speaker 1: you didn't show that. I mean, I have nothing to admit, James,
Speaker 1: because I didn't feel that. Should you try to tell
Speaker 1: me the way you looked at me when I gave
Speaker 1: you that rowse sports rocks and then that was shake
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, that wasn't fake. That was just
Speaker 1: me extremely shocked, not so much in a good way.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you can say that I bought
Speaker 1: that for you and that coust eighteen dollars. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I thought it was yeah, eighteen bucks. Anna, come on,
Speaker 1: w James, I think you should start investing in something
Speaker 1: that is worth eighteen dollars. Maybe you know, like a
Speaker 1: guitar stand or something helps. I just I think what
Speaker 1: you should do is find someone from your large following
Speaker 1: and that equally loves rock. Because it's not for me.
Speaker 1: Oh listen, I'm going to put everything down on the
Speaker 1: line here. I've never dated anyone who's been looking as you,
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to stop, you know. And I
Speaker 1: can help you get your rock sauce if you give
Speaker 1: me a chance. Oh that's a little rock and roll James.
Speaker 1: There's rocks. See Anna, there's some edge to James. I
Speaker 1: think he meant it. He loves his pun. Hey, you
Speaker 1: never know, you could leash this rockman and rock. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he could rock your world exactly chance. And like I
Speaker 1: told you, you know on the date, I actually do
Speaker 1: play an instrumentous the obom. You know, when I could
Speaker 1: get the hundred rock and roll bood. You know if
Speaker 1: you want why Anna, what aren't you? What aren't you
Speaker 1: getting here? This dude is definitely rock and roll. He's
Speaker 1: full of rock puns. He plays an oboe. Yeah, honestly,
Speaker 1: I think you should give him a chance. Anna, what's
Speaker 1: wrong with just one more date? He sounds funny, he
Speaker 1: has confidence. I mean, that's a rock star. Well, then
Speaker 1: maybe you should date him, and you found all the
Speaker 1: best characteristics about Well, first, let me ask you who, Anna,
Speaker 1: would you like to go on a second date with James?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. I'm gonna tell you straight games,
Speaker 1: I'm really not feeling the rebel rock vibe, and I
Speaker 1: prefer the rock and roll vibe, so I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to pass. I'm telling you that I'm not a drug
Speaker 1: addict who plays rock and roll. I love rock like
Speaker 1: a drug addict and looking for more like a band dude,
Speaker 1: not necessarily just a straight up drug addict. I don't
Speaker 1: want to take you to rehab, James. I just want
Speaker 1: to take someone on a second day, So I just
Speaker 1: picture her drolling the streets for a crack addict. If
Speaker 1: you don't want to go out with me, that's fine,
Speaker 1: but can I it's all right if I always tell
Speaker 1: my friends that we're dating. Is that okay? One? You
Speaker 1: can't be that desperate. I really am that desperate. Like
Speaker 1: I'll just pretend we're going out for like two or
Speaker 1: three weeks, you know, I mean we sleep together all
Speaker 1: the time obviously, but then and then I'll just tell
Speaker 1: them I broke it off because you just I don't know,
Speaker 1: you didn't love rocks or something. All Right, I guess
Speaker 1: I guess you're kind of funny. You can go out
Speaker 1: for two weeks with me, with fake me, but then
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to end it, James. Is that a deal? James?
Speaker 1: All right? Thank you? Yeah, that is a successful second
Speaker 1: date update. You didn't get a second date out of it,
Speaker 1: you got a fake girl for for two weeks. Congratulations.
Speaker 1: Thanks guys for you helping. And I swear you're not
Speaker 1: gonna be sorry about this. You're gonna have a great
Speaker 1: next two weeks. The text end at seven eight five
Speaker 1: to nine two, So it sounds like a rock star
Speaker 1: to me if you missed today's second eight update. James
Speaker 1: and Anna went out for coffee after they went to
Speaker 1: a rock store where he bought a rose Quartz rock
Speaker 1: for her, which is supposed to symbolize love, and he
Speaker 1: wasn't wondering why she wasn't calling back when we got
Speaker 1: her on the phone, I found out the reason she
Speaker 1: wasn't getting back to him was because when she met him,
Speaker 1: she thought he was into rock music because on his
Speaker 1: profile he called himself a rock star, and he is
Speaker 1: a rock star. He's just into actual rocks. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she felt catfished by James, especially because he calls himself
Speaker 1: a rock star and she said that he's not a
Speaker 1: rock star at all. He admits that he's not edgy,
Speaker 1: and Anna thought that he has a huge following online
Speaker 1: because of rock music and he was in a band.
Speaker 1: But he's not in a band at all. He just
Speaker 1: likes rocks a loot, even if it doesn't work out
Speaker 1: with his fake girlfriend Anna, because yeah, they're gonna be
Speaker 1: fake for a couple of weeks. He's got a lot
Speaker 1: of options on our tech board, Yeah, pop into the
Speaker 1: rock star when you're using rock literally too. And it
Speaker 1: was funny people, it's actually really funny. Yeah, so he's
Speaker 1: got all He'll be all right. I think they didn't
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