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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: phone Elvis represents Minute Morning show. The iswa. These things

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Speaker 1: are seriously something that you would find at a fair

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Speaker 1: or like the boardwalk where you would win a game

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Speaker 1: like you know with you know, throwing darts or you know,

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Speaker 1: warbling squirting water in the clown's mouth. That is I

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Speaker 1: am so obsessed with these stupid rubber chicken, rubber pig

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Speaker 1: that party. Those are the rubber chickens in my youth,

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Speaker 1: rubber chickens when we were younger. We're en and these

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Speaker 1: two rubber chickens sound different like this. One sounds like

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Speaker 1: this this and sounds like this. Are you really amazing?

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Speaker 1: That pick sounds like this? But they're not floppy rubber chickens.

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Speaker 1: They're yeah, these are I just I want to see

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Speaker 1: the meeting that one I have party City with all

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Speaker 1: the guys sitting around the table, go, how don't we

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Speaker 1: reinvent the rubber chicken? Well, what I'm so amazed at

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Speaker 1: is that there's toys that seem to always come back

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Speaker 1: after a couple of years, but reinvented, you know, whether

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Speaker 1: it's like the game Simon, you know where they now

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Speaker 1: make it like a Super Simon, you know, or like

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Speaker 1: the Rubik's Cube now doesn't have three it's got like

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Speaker 1: four or five different attorneys. I mean there's all kinds

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Speaker 1: of things, you know. I just I can't figure out

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Speaker 1: what the next toy where all of a sudden come

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Speaker 1: back at I would love to have a Furbie back.

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Speaker 1: The matchbox car rapt car hasn't left, no, but you

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Speaker 1: can bring it back. It's like maybe it's bigger. Maybe

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Speaker 1: it's bigger now doors open up on the side. About

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Speaker 1: hot wheels, by the way, yeah, I was always a

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Speaker 1: hot wheels guy. Matchbox is really only like construction trucks

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Speaker 1: and police cars and fire engine and the pink scrap

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Speaker 1: scratched scratched off a much easier wheels. Always they had

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Speaker 1: the glossy finish. I still collect them. But which one

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Speaker 1: went out of business? First? This in business really hot

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Speaker 1: wheels and you can get matchbox cars at the grocery store.

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Speaker 1: What are you living in a bubble and they have

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Speaker 1: matchbox matchbox not matchbox wheels. I'm talking about meal wheels

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Speaker 1: makes the really hot meals on wheels really like the

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Speaker 1: bridge and like the garage crash. You can bring oatmeal

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Speaker 1: to old people great. I say this speaking of meals

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Speaker 1: on wheels. Had a restaurant rate fffing idea for a restaurant.

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Speaker 1: Where are we going in two days? Daniel? I Fair? Okay?

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Speaker 1: What do you love about the Iowa State Fair? The

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Speaker 1: food on a stick? The food on a stick. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to open up a restaurant that is just Fair food.

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Speaker 1: So you go there. There's a pork chop on a stick.

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Speaker 1: There's the huge turkey leg, there's the whatever, the cheez curds, butter,

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Speaker 1: fried butter. Everything you can imagine that you can get

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Speaker 1: the Fair. No calorie counts on the men of the food.

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Speaker 1: What do you do for dessert? You can do the

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Speaker 1: fried oreo. You have to have a barksteale cookie barksteal.

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Speaker 1: You can anything you get at the Fair? Why wait

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Speaker 1: once a year? W are you cutting candy peanuts? You're

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Speaker 1: gonna have paper plates? I can just throw on the floor.

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Speaker 1: You can throw there won't be trapped. There will be buckets.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, have those thirty gallon drums. The oil all

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Speaker 1: over the restaurant, and you gotta throw the food in

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Speaker 1: from Its gonna be straw on the floor. Don't forget me.

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Speaker 1: The pig with the big balls, big with huge balls

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Speaker 1: right next to the counter. You can do the pig

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Speaker 1: with your logo on it and it's the fair food.

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Speaker 1: And then kids can squeeze it and it's, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: what kid wouldn't want to pig that you can squeeze

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Speaker 1: on this? So I have a name for it, isn't

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Speaker 1: it suld? It should be fair, fair like f A

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Speaker 1: I R f A R good fair good fair. I'm

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Speaker 1: not fair. Fair sounds pretty. That's like one of those

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Speaker 1: Williamsburg restaurants that everybody's talking about. Fair little patties around

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Speaker 1: the floor, on the floor, the floor on the back.

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Speaker 1: Can you have animals like a petting zoo in the

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Speaker 1: back that would beat you? Gotta have that. I think

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Speaker 1: the smell of animals, I think has to come out.

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Speaker 1: That you have a little shitty, dangerous roller coaster that

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Speaker 1: adults don't fit in, but they go on anyway. But

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Speaker 1: see if you had a petting zoo at a place

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Speaker 1: where you were making food, I would question where the

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Speaker 1: food comes from. Well, you know, the goat died. We

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Speaker 1: got a special. You can put the restaurant on wheels.

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Speaker 1: That's brilliant. I'm telling you, everybody This is such a

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Speaker 1: great idea. I can't believe it. Nobody came up with

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Speaker 1: the patent, didn't Then you're done. Yeah. See, I don't

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Speaker 1: want to give away my idea now because an idea

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Speaker 1: for restaurant, it is gonna be called Sloppy Dave's. And

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Speaker 1: it was gonna be all the messy concoctions of food

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Speaker 1: I came up with as a kid, like you know,

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Speaker 1: the crazy things. But here's the kicker. You want to

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Speaker 1: be comfortable, right The napkins are shirt sleeves, So you

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Speaker 1: put them on and you wipe your face on your sleeve,

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Speaker 1: and that's the napkins. That's pretty great at all. That's

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Speaker 1: on sanitary. You're on sanitary. You're gonna get a D

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Speaker 1: in the letter. It's a napkin. What's the difference. But

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Speaker 1: it's got like a button collar and you just wipe

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Speaker 1: your arm. You've never wiped your arm. In the age

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Speaker 1: that we're in right now, we're all the healthy. Everybody

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Speaker 1: wants to eat healthy and stuff in the veins everywhere.

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Speaker 1: I doubt that that's the whole point of going to

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Speaker 1: the restaurant. You're gonna start, You're gonna have kids, going

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Speaker 1: a mom, dad, I want to go to the restaurant

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Speaker 1: where I can my face on my sleeve. Dani will

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Speaker 1: tell you, I'm sure as as parents, you don't. You

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Speaker 1: get disgusted even clean up your kids stuff. You don't

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Speaker 1: want to see it at a restaurant, totally take What

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? They use napkins. It's just a

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Speaker 1: sleeve shaped napkin. You're making stuff questions. Are the sleeve

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Speaker 1: shaped napkins like um the type that you guys wash

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Speaker 1: or they disposable? You could probably make paper ones. But

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Speaker 1: I would have cloth at the that's a place cloth

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Speaker 1: sleepy stop at sleeps. Give me pants, Give me napkin

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Speaker 1: pants too, so I can wipe my hands on my pants.

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Speaker 1: That's not bad, like a like a crotch bard. I

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Speaker 1: would do that. It's so funny you bring this up.

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Speaker 1: I remember just now my dad. He would get a

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Speaker 1: bag of cheetos and he would get home from work

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Speaker 1: and he's tired, and he's sitting there with his bag

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Speaker 1: of Cheetos and he would wipe his fingers on his sleeve,

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Speaker 1: so there his sleeve would just be orange. We always do.

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Speaker 1: Any someone in this room, mother than me, has done it.

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Speaker 1: Don't lie when you're desperate for a napkin, and it's

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Speaker 1: late at night. You wipe your hands on your socks

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Speaker 1: all the time. But but you know what, Brodie's a

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Speaker 1: finger sucker to like he's wasted here in the studio.

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Speaker 1: I don't that sound though, but I know it's for

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Speaker 1: I understand that. But if I like, we had pizza

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Speaker 1: today from Monty's any way that's sweetened and um spicy

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Speaker 1: think he's let me tell you, it's not just Brody.

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Speaker 1: I have a friend that does it as well. And

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Speaker 1: I don't think you established. I'm not going on the planet.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to know two of you. I don't

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Speaker 1: I've gone to get food with right, and we had

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Speaker 1: pulled pork sandwiches and it came over here on his

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, stop, stop. I couldn't if you

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Speaker 1: eat ribs. If you eat ribs, you're telling me you

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Speaker 1: don't lick your fingers. No, I just like food. You

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Speaker 1: don't eat ribs. Oh my gosh, wait a minute, this

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Speaker 1: is actually something I talked about it mother. I didn't

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Speaker 1: even realize this about my brother. He has no fingers.

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Speaker 1: The other day, no, I had a barbecue and I

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Speaker 1: don't know. He doesn't eat with his fingers. He won't eat.

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Speaker 1: He won't do that. He doesn't like the food. I

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Speaker 1: don't like it to get on his fingers. How do pizza?

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing, so when I eat pizza, you have

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Speaker 1: But it just say, will not eat the center of

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Speaker 1: square pizzas and wings in restaurants. I have asked for

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Speaker 1: gloves so I don't have to have it on my fingers.

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Speaker 1: Like the same thing. She wouldn't eat it off the bone.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't I didn't understand. Can we just

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Speaker 1: remind people if you listen to these podcasts in order?

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Speaker 1: Greg t refuses to lick his fingers because it's disgusting,

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Speaker 1: but he PE's in his own pool. Here we go

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Speaker 1: what I did on the carpeting. It was a mistake.

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Speaker 1: on bringing it off. The first time that you pooped

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Speaker 1: on the floor, they're floating series. I noticed people are

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Speaker 1: second time, like when you stood there and realized that

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Speaker 1: it was happening, you perfectly tried to aim at its scary. Okay,

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Speaker 1: maybe I did. People are talking about this. You are

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Speaker 1: In a normal office, people talk about how Bob took

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Speaker 1: someone else's stapler, like did you Bob took mary stapler?

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Speaker 1: And he's acting like it's his stapler. You ship on

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Speaker 1: the floor, why, I'll tell you, why did you not

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Speaker 1: try to poop? Unscary? So here's what I didn't tell you.

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Speaker 1: He did what I did. I'll put it to rest already,

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Speaker 1: and then I would ask you a question before you

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Speaker 1: do that. Go ahead. Did you see Ed expensed his lunch,

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Speaker 1: but he wasn't. It wasn't really a business one, and

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Speaker 1: and on a side note, great, tell the chicken. Here's

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Speaker 1: what happen. Here's okay, here's here's what happened. All right.

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Speaker 1: So I hate food, okay, so listen. So I've been

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Speaker 1: having an issue with going to the bathroom. Okay, after

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Speaker 1: my colonoscopy, my doctor says I should take mirror lax

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Speaker 1: So what happened is Dan Nate said to me, and

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Speaker 1: that you have to admit you said to me, put

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Speaker 1: the ping pong ball far up there, so screwing of

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Speaker 1: a problem getting it out? Did you not say that?

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Speaker 1: I may have said, have it you take it? Notes?

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Speaker 1: it up your butt hole? But far did you say?

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Speaker 1: You did say put it up there? I can't remember,

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Speaker 1: your honor, I don't remember the ball doesn't said did

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Speaker 1: you put it up there? And I said, and I said, oh, baby,

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Speaker 1: did I ever? I said, I jammed it up there?

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Speaker 1: And then I sat on, it's really good. I didn't

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Speaker 1: know about did you know that Stephanie took home coffee paper?

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Speaker 1: Coffee paper? Soone's all the way up there, okay, which

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Speaker 1: now is stretching out my muscles. Okay, so now scary

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Speaker 1: was he flicking with my nail? With my nail like this? Right?

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Speaker 1: At the second point, you did push. But to be

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Speaker 1: honest to Danielle's point that I think it'd be funny

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Speaker 1: here's what I want to say to you guys, Okay,

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Speaker 1: We did that was something that like you can't unsee that,

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Speaker 1: So why continue the jokes? But after the show is over,

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Speaker 1: these offices, it's gonna come up Let's restaurant, like Mike

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