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Speaker 1: Like I said last week. I had a little because

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Speaker 1: no issues. Do not worry. People were saying, get well,

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Speaker 1: God speed, praying for me. There's nothing to work, there's

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Speaker 1: have to pray for my squamp squamos carcinoma. Okay, it's out.

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Speaker 1: It was a little thing. They cut it out. They

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Speaker 1: it before. I've had them a few times I have

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Speaker 1: with you about this one time about I don't fact check.

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Speaker 1: Seven years ago, eight years ago, I was at the

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Speaker 1: studio with Farrell, my friend Look Frenchman, Look Busta Rhymes,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking to Bust the Rhymes. I think they were

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Speaker 1: a conversation with Pharrell about working out maybe Bust the Rhymes,

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Speaker 1: Neptune is that guy. He says he did a ten

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Speaker 1: And he I was like ten minutes. He goes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: his expressions and his responses to things are so ginormous.

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Speaker 1: He was like, Sun, how you doing? I tried to

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Speaker 1: I don't do a great Buster Rhymes impression, but that

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Speaker 1: And I'll never forget this conversation, and Forrell will never

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Speaker 1: out by hearing anyone lit alone Farrell, who like he goes,

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Speaker 1: I was like, how to funk do you do? At ten?

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Speaker 1: And I can't remember? It. Certainly wasn't like a big

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Speaker 1: He knew it was impressive and he knew it was unusual.

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Speaker 1: But because I think we were talking about, like why

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Speaker 1: seventy maybe seventy three right now, and he literally is frozen.

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Speaker 1: That might have been how the conversation started. And like

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Speaker 1: how he doesn't work out and he eats like shit,

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Speaker 1: but he could do a ten minute plank. And I

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Speaker 1: remember I made when I hear stories, There's been a

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Speaker 1: my hand. It was about seven thirty. We were watching

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Speaker 1: NFL football Thursday Night Football, which they should abolished, just

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Speaker 1: weeks ago, Thursday Night Football, stop it. The game aimes, stink,

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Speaker 1: Who would have thought that you got like one touchdown

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Speaker 1: Do something. Thursday Night Football is not it. It stinks.

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Speaker 1: Marshawn Lynch a k Beast moment, because three weeks ago

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Speaker 1: I was saying that that pregame show sucks. And maybe

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Speaker 1: you listen to the Iron Wrap for stereo podcast. Maybe

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Speaker 1: you don't, but thank god they're bringing in more Sean Lynch.

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Speaker 1: The point being is, while we were watching the game

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Speaker 1: And I went into the kitchen. I got myself some

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Speaker 1: day two at Bravo Con. Now, people that don't funk

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Speaker 1: And I was just like, holy fucking like, I was elated, elated.

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Speaker 1: And you have a chance to see these stars in person.

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Speaker 1: Bravo con was like. It was the place was. It

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Speaker 1: funk with Lamar Jackson, Well, god damn it. If you

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Speaker 1: I had a fantastic time at Bravo con, had a

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Speaker 1: fantastic uh weekend of fantasy football. Won both my games.

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Speaker 1: Beat the ship out of that little a little torpe

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Speaker 1: Ben Bardo in the stern Fantasy Football League beat his ass,

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Speaker 1: real nice and real proper like, and then I wanted

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Speaker 1: my money league shout out to my entire team. Rapp

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Speaker 1: reports delight a k A a history of violence a

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Speaker 1: k A. There will be blood a k make it stop,

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Speaker 1: Make it stop. Fantastic weekend of fantasy Footba're gonna talk

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Speaker 1: a little football in a little bit. Something that I

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Speaker 1: found really disturbing, besides Kanye West going on Drink Champs

428
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Speaker 1: for three hours and twenty minutes the other day, these

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Speaker 1: two I believe they identify as pigs. I thought they

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Speaker 1: were women, and then I had read up on it,

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Speaker 1: and I'm I don't fact check. We don't fact check

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Speaker 1: at the iron wrap ports stereo pockets. But these two

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Speaker 1: pigs they identify as pigs. These two pigs went into

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Speaker 1: a museum in London armed with tomato soup and crazy glue,

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Speaker 1: and they took their tomato soup out at the museum

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Speaker 1: in front of a Vinny van Gogh of Vincent van

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Speaker 1: go probably one of the most recognizable famous paintings in

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Speaker 1: the world, the Vincent van Gogh, the VVG Vinnie van

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Speaker 1: Goes infamous, famous iconic sunflower painting, which I my father

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Speaker 1: had a duplicate, you know, like a poster, like a

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Speaker 1: like a duplicate, a cheap version in our house growing up.

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00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,679
Speaker 1: I've always seen that painting. Everybody has seen that painting.

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00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 1: It's been using commercials, Apple commercials. You've seen the Vincent

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Speaker 1: van go sunflower painting. These two pigs went into this museum.

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00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:36,200
Speaker 1: These two animals went into the museum with tomato soup.

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Speaker 1: These fox they took out the tomato soup through the

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Speaker 1: tomato soup at the Vinnie van go painting and then

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00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 1: proceeded to crazy glue their hands against the wall while

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00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:57,399
Speaker 1: onlookers were going security. They were on their like knees

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Speaker 1: they sat down, they crazy glued their hands to the

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00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,719
Speaker 1: wall so they couldn't be taken away, and people are

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Speaker 1: going security security, and then they're going on about global

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Speaker 1: warming and oil and all these things, environmental pollution and

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00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: all this stuff. Meanwhile, there's two cans of tomato soup

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Speaker 1: on Vinnie Van goes sunflowers painting, and you could hear

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00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 1: people that were watching them literally gas like like when

457
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,199
Speaker 1: I watched it, I was like like, oh shit. And

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00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 1: these two pigs, like I said, they identify as pigs allegedly.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. That's what I heard on the internet.

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00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 1: You can't always believe, but that's what I read on

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Speaker 1: the internet. Top For now, I'm gonna just say that

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00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 1: these two pigs, one who had their hair bleached. I

463
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Speaker 1: don't know if it's purple or pink, which I'm sure

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Speaker 1: is toxic and terrible for the environment. They went on

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Speaker 1: a speech about how global warming and oil and all

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Speaker 1: these things, and how why would you protect the painting

467
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: but you don't want to protect the environment. And there's

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Speaker 1: some people that are too poor to do this, too

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Speaker 1: poor to do that, And I'm saying you, fuck you,

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Speaker 1: fuck you just wasted two good cans of tomato soup,

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Speaker 1: your little ship you what about the tomato soup? You

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Speaker 1: could have given those those two cans of tomato soup

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Speaker 1: to some homeless people outside the museum. And what about

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Speaker 1: that bleach in your hair? You think that was good

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Speaker 1: for the environment, You fucking weirdo, You, you little creep.

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Speaker 1: And Vincent van Gun who had a miserable life, he

477
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 1: had a fucked up life. Vinny van Gon's life was terrible.

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Speaker 1: He had mental illness, he was broke. No one bought

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Speaker 1: his paintings. He was a vagrant, he was he was

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Speaker 1: out of his fucking mind. He was nuts. Cut his

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Speaker 1: own ear off, he was that fucking nuts. He cut

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Speaker 1: his own ear And you two little ships want to

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00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: desecrate his painting. Hey, you're all about the global list

484
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 1: and the the heating and the oil and the fractors factors.

485
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Speaker 1: What is his faction factions? The fracking nice? What about

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00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 1: the funk? I want to go to the goddamn museum.

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00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 1: I don't want to see Vincent van Go painting with

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Speaker 1: tomato soup on it. I would see the Vincent van

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Speaker 1: Go painting the way he intended me to see it.

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Speaker 1: But you're ruined that you ruined it, your little ships.

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Speaker 1: I can't even go to see the Vincent Van goes

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Speaker 1: some flower painting the way he intended. He cut. He

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Speaker 1: cut his fucking ear off. That's not much. He talked

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Speaker 1: about the Mamba mentality. Let's talk about the Vinnie Van

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Speaker 1: Gold mentality. He cut his fucking ear off thinking about

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Speaker 1: a way to create this beauty, this beautiful painting, and

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Speaker 1: you desecrated with tomato soup. You a little ship. You

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Speaker 1: you wasted two good cans of tomato soup. And then

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Speaker 1: you go on his speech about how people can't afford

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Speaker 1: to eat, and you got the crazy glued your hands

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Speaker 1: to the wall. Honestly, if I had been at the

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Speaker 1: moment or the met and that happened when I was

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Speaker 1: there and these little fucking torps had crazy glued their

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Speaker 1: hand to the wall, how to ripped their fucking crazy

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Speaker 1: glue hand off the wall, I would have bugged out.

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Speaker 1: You got no right doing it. And I hope they

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Speaker 1: lock you to funk up for ten years and we'll

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Speaker 1: see what kind of you'll be coming out talking a

509
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Speaker 1: whole news. So I hope they locked up, and the

510
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Speaker 1: only thing they serve is processed me because I'm sure

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Speaker 1: they're vegetarians. Only vegetarians act like that. No, disrespected the

512
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Speaker 1: vegetarians out there, but only a vegetarian only someone who's

513
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Speaker 1: malnourished is eating green juices and granola and like you know,

514
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 1: nuts has the audacity, is so selfish and so about themselves,

515
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 1: so narcissistic that you protest by ruining Vinny van Goes painting,

516
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Speaker 1: who chopped his fucking ear off to create, and you

517
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 1: ruined it. You ruined it for the rest of the world.

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Speaker 1: Now it turns out that these two little ships who

519
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Speaker 1: identify as pigs, these two little pigs got lucky because allegedly,

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00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:04,959
Speaker 1: you don't know what to believe anymore, but allegedly they

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00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 1: had glass over the Vinni van go painting, the Sunflowers

522
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 1: painting had glass over, Thank goodness. But this is what

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00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 1: it is. Though, this is the start of trend. You'll

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00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 1: see other little ships on a little green juice drinking

525
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 1: male nourished vegetarians, vegans only. Yeah, I don't know what

526
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 1: kind of milk they drink, uh, soy milk, oat milk,

527
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 1: coconut milk, hemp milk, whatever the funk you're drinking, whatever

528
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: kind of impossible burgers, you're on you hopped up on

529
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: that fakey baky. This is gonna encourage other people to

530
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 1: go into museums, and who knows, they might do it

531
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Speaker 1: to a basque yatt ah, do it to a basque

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00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: yatt then you're gonna be accused of being racist. You fuck?

533
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 1: Do you want to do it to a Pablo Picasso

534
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 1: or an Eddie Hopper? No? Once you stay at home,

535
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 1: don't go to the museums with your tomatoes protests another way,

536
00:31:55,120 --> 00:32:00,040
Speaker 1: you're crazy glued your fucking hell. It was very very on,

537
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: it very upsetting. I found it very offensive and very

538
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 1: selfish that these people think, See, this is why you

539
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 1: need bullying. You need bullying, and you need jail reform.

540
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: And when I say jail reform, prison reform, we need

541
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 1: to keep people like this in prison more because who

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00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 1: knows who's next. They could go into the Sistine Chapel,

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00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 1: they could go to the moment the l a Museum

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00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 1: of Art, and then they could desecrate a Picasso or

545
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 1: a basket. What's next is my question? Hashtag What's next? Podcast?

546
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 1: What else is going on? So? Last week I went

547
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 1: on a twenty plus minute rant about Kookie Kanye Lesson.

548
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 1: I was like, there's there's no more to say. I

549
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 1: can't I don't have the words. I don't know what

550
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 1: more I could say about Kuki Kanye West. I thought

551
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 1: he was done the Deaf Con three and the Death

552
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 1: Con three, indeed the Jewish media, and somehow, some way

553
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 1: he surpassed. Last week he trumped himself. He doubled down

554
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 1: this week. Kanye Kanye West. Yeah, funk, you're calling yourself

555
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 1: these days a whack job. Four PM, Kanye, have you

556
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 1: taken your mood stabilizers yet? It's three thirty four pm.

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00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: Have you taken your mood stabilizers today? I have, and

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00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 1: I'm glad I have, And I'm just checking on you

559
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 1: to see if you also took your mood stabilizers today

560
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 1: and if you haven't taken your mood stabilizers to day,

561
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 1: stop what you're doing, because I'm about to ruin and

562
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 1: go take your mood stabilizers all use, including myself, but

563
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 1: specifically you, Kookie Kanye West, go take your fucking mood stabilizers.

564
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:16,319
Speaker 1: And and maybe you need to go to a new

565
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,399
Speaker 1: therapist and get a new script because whatever you're on

566
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:26,919
Speaker 1: it ain't working. It ain't working. This fucking guy went

567
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 1: on Lebron James, showed the shop and was talking so

568
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 1: out of pocket to Lebron James and his partner. What's

569
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 1: his partner's name, top gun partner's name. It's a partner's name,

570
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 1: Lebron James partner. Uh, Maverick's talking so out of pocket

571
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 1: with Lebron James and Maverick Carter that they said, fuck it, Kanye,

572
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 1: we're not even airing it. You you ain't bringing this

573
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:05,360
Speaker 1: ship down. You ain't Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate winsletting this ship.

574
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 1: You're talking wild on the yard. They didn't even air

575
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 1: your episode, and then you blamed it on the Jewish,

576
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 1: the Jewish media. Kanye, you went on Noriega's Drink Champs

577
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: and you said that you went on Lebron show and

578
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 1: the Jewish media didn't allow Lebron So Lebron. Basically, what

579
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 1: you said was that Lebron James is being controlled by

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00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 1: the Jewish media. Fuck. This is one of many, many,

581
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 1: many things this asshole said on Noriega Drink Champs. Great podcast,

582
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 1: game changing podcast, excellent pod, deserve everything they get. He

583
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 1: talked about so much wacky cookie shit, and he kept saying,

584
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 1: there should some many a fact check. Somebody will do

585
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 1: a fact check account on how many times he said

586
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:11,280
Speaker 1: Jewish Jews and Jewish media, it ain't gonna be me, motherfucker.

587
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:14,479
Speaker 1: It ain't gonna be me. Um. But he was all

588
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 1: over the place, and everything comes back to the Jewish media.

589
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 1: And I have some groundbreaking news for you, Kanye West

590
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 1: and anybody else out there who's been accusing the Jews

591
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:32,839
Speaker 1: the Jewish media of controlling everything. You guys are right,

592
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 1: ju Manati, it's real. Ju Manati is really really. I

593
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 1: don't know how the code got cracked. I don't know

594
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 1: who gave up the passwords the code, who gave up

595
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 1: the information to Kanye West. But jew Manati, it's real.

596
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 1: It's always been real. Oh, it's always been real. And

597
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,719
Speaker 1: us Jews because we all, we all know each other,

598
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 1: we all have each other's phone numbers. There's actually a

599
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 1: text chain that was created. I'd say about two thou

600
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 1: All of us are on there, all the Jews, not

601
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,439
Speaker 1: just the ones in the Jewish media. There's a text

602
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:14,360
Speaker 1: chain of Jewish doctors, Jewish lawyers, Jewish jewelers. Of course,

603
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 1: the Jewish media and Jewish Hollywood collectively and separately. Somehow,

604
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 1: some way, Kanye West got word of these text chains

605
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 1: of the Jewish lawyers, Jewish doctors, Jewish jewelers, of course,

606
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:31,400
Speaker 1: Jewish Hollywood, the Jews who run Hollywood, and the Jewish media.

607
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 1: He infiltrated it. But Juma Natti is real, and you're right, Kanye,

608
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 1: we all are in cahoots. Were all rich. Let me

609
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 1: tell you something. I don't go on TV like you, Kanye,

610
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,759
Speaker 1: and every other word out of my mouth to saying

611
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 1: you're a billionaire, but I'm I'm also a billionaire. And

612
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 1: not only am I a billionaire, every other Jews a billionaire.

613
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 1: We're all billionaires. How the fund did you find that

614
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 1: we're all if we're not all billionaires, were multimillionaires. Every

615
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 1: single Jew that you see on the street is super

616
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 1: funcking rich or swimming in money. How did you find out?

617
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: Jew Manati is real? It's been real. It's a gang.

618
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:13,280
Speaker 1: It's a corrupt gang. Funk the crips, fuck the blunts,

619
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 1: fuck the Latin Kings. Jew Manati is who you should

620
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,759
Speaker 1: be worried about. We are dangerous. I got jumped in.

621
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 1: You gotta get jumped in. Just being Jewish isn't enough.

622
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 1: You gotta get jumped And they jumped me and when

623
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: I was about twelve, it was right before my bar mitzvah.

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00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 1: That's usually how it works. Kandie. I don't know if

625
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 1: you've gotten this deep in the in the jew Manati

626
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 1: uh the world of how it works, because you figured

627
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 1: it all. You cracked the code, you dumb fuck Kanye.

628
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 1: You cracked the code. You get jumped in right before

629
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 1: your bar mitzvah, A bunch of other Jews come in,

630
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 1: they beat the ship at you. How do you think

631
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: the crips and the blunts and the street gangs you know,

632
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:54,879
Speaker 1: came up with they all they stole it. They stole

633
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:58,840
Speaker 1: it from the Jews. They stole that technique from the Jews.

634
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:00,919
Speaker 1: You get jumped in and there ain't no jumping out.

635
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,319
Speaker 1: Once you're in, You're in, and why would you ever

636
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,879
Speaker 1: want to leave? Ju Manati? You're instantly rich. We have

637
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,839
Speaker 1: I mean I shipped a hundred dollar bills Kanye West

638
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:14,359
Speaker 1: and Jewish Hollywood. Um the text Chane. We were going

639
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 1: crazy last night when we were like, how did he

640
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 1: find out Jewish media? Because I'm also I'm Jewish Hollywood

641
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 1: and I'm Jewish media because you know I have a

642
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 1: podcast on Jewish media. We were all like, how did

643
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: he find out who told him? Who's the rat who snitched?

644
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 1: How did he cracked the code? Kanye and he went

645
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:41,840
Speaker 1: on and on and on and on, and inevitably, Kanye

646
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 1: came to terms with the fact that he the reason

647
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 1: why he's so upset at Jewish people. By the way,

648
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 1: I don't like non Jews referring to Jewish people as Jews.

649
00:39:54,280 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 1: I do not like non Jewish people referring to Jewish

650
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: people as Jews. You say Jewish, Jewish people, Jewish person

651
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 1: I find it condescending. The jew the Jews, Jewish, Jewish.

652
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:14,719
Speaker 1: You can get the extra syllable out, okay, and don't

653
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 1: take that much energy to say Jewish. Spit it out.

654
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 1: We don't say cath the Caths. We say the Catholics,

655
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 1: the Irish Catholics. But Kanye West said the reason why

656
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 1: he has so much problem, so much animosity, so much hate,

657
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 1: is because he's jealous. He said this, He said, I

658
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 1: am jealous. I'm jealous of how they all stick together.

659
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:45,799
Speaker 1: You dumb fuck. Who Who's the they? Who is the they?

660
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 1: How do you non jew that you are Kanye West,

661
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 1: know that we as Jewish people all stick together. And

662
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: why am I, Michael Rapport being left out? You dummy,

663
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:02,360
Speaker 1: You dummy that I am Jews and you can't because

664
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 1: you want to do the same. You know, you know

665
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 1: what that's That's an important thing to say to me.

666
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 1: But I am because I'm jealous, because I'm a human being.

667
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:12,320
Speaker 1: You want the same, and I'm a competitor. I want

668
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: my people to rise up like the Jewish people. I'm

669
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:18,840
Speaker 1: a competitor. I feel that if I am not the leader,

670
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 1: I'm one of the strongest, most vocal leaders, and I

671
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 1: feel Lauren as a leader. I feel like this multiple

672
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 1: people that are leaders in this community right And I'm

673
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 1: jealous of the Jewish community. I'm jealous of how the

674
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 1: fact that they do not abort their people. I'm jealous

675
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:41,239
Speaker 1: of how the fact that it's coming. It's coming, now,

676
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: it's coming out. Let me say, you have to get

677
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 1: to it. I'm jealous. I'm jealous of the fact of

678
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 1: how they don't abort their babies. I'm jealous of the

679
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:53,360
Speaker 1: fact of how they stay with their wives. I'm jealous

680
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 1: of the fact of how they do business together. I'm

681
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 1: jealous of the fact of how they read their contracts

682
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:02,040
Speaker 1: and understand their contracts. I'm jealous of the fact. I'm

683
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 1: jealous other way, uh, Jewish people do business. And I'm

684
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,720
Speaker 1: jealous not just for me, but for our entire culture.

685
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 1: And I believe that once we rise up, that we

686
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,799
Speaker 1: will have a position to be able to serve God.

687
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 1: Because it's not about taking over the world. God runs

688
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 1: the world. We need to be in service to God,

689
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 1: and we all need to be in service to God.

690
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:25,800
Speaker 1: So I'm jealous. And you know what, because when I

691
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,320
Speaker 1: was speak on the Caleadan Drake record, why I speak

692
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:32,360
Speaker 1: on that out of jealousy, When I was speaking on Drake,

693
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: while i speak on that out of jealousy, while I'm

694
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 1: speaking on a Jewish culture, while I'm speaking on that

695
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 1: out of jealousy, I'm jealous of the Jewish culture. If

696
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,479
Speaker 1: I went on or anybody else went on and said

697
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:48,439
Speaker 1: these kinds of wild stereotypes about black people or any

698
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,320
Speaker 1: other group of people, you know what, I would be vaporized.

699
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 1: There's a cancel culture vaporization process. I would literally be

700
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 1: vaporized and said, yo, what black people they all do

701
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 1: is or Mexican zeal I would I disappear? But you

702
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 1: went on to admit how you're jealous of these stereotypes

703
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,359
Speaker 1: that you've conjured up in your fucking head. You said,

704
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: you don't read books. You're you're proud that you don't

705
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 1: read books. I'm not a big reader to not that

706
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:22,319
Speaker 1: you need to read things and other things. But you've

707
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 1: cracked the code somehow, not by reading books or talking

708
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: to any Jews. Because he also said, uh, someone from

709
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 1: the Holocaust Museum invited him to go to the Holocaust Museum,

710
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 1: and you said, come to Planned Parenthood. That's our Holocaust.

711
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 1: Before you found God, Kanye, before you found this religion

712
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:46,799
Speaker 1: that that you're in. Now, how many times, Kanye West,

713
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:51,240
Speaker 1: did you take trips to Planned Parenthood? How many times

714
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 1: did you take a girl to Planned parent Did you fuck? Now?

715
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 1: That's your Holocaust? No, people go see, I'm no, the

716
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 1: Holocaust is the Holocaust. The Holocaust is in Planned Parenthood.

717
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 1: Nine eleven. Isn't the Holocaust? Slavery wasn't the Holocaust. The

718
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:15,839
Speaker 1: Holocaust wasn't slavery. Stopped comparing tragedies and yes, it doesn't matter.

719
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 1: But Connie also went on to talk about how when

720
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 1: his kids were kidnapped. How Black culture, how Meek Mill,

721
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 1: how Puff Daddy, and how the culture? He literally blamed

722
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 1: Black culture. Everybody in Black culture didn't take care of

723
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,720
Speaker 1: him when his kids were being kidnapped by the Kardashians.

724
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 1: You're a forty five year old man. You need Why

725
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: would any You're forty five, forty five year old billionaire? Motherfucker?

726
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,879
Speaker 1: Man up and deal with that ship yourself. You got divorced,

727
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,960
Speaker 1: big fucking do you your kids didn't get kidnapped. Imagine

728
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 1: what this fucking guy has done to Kim Kardashi And

729
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 1: I'll say this that in the third about Kim Kardashian,

730
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 1: but I'm team Karnashian. Imagine being married to this fucking guy.

731
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 1: Imagine what you put her through. The tangents, the fucking,

732
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 1: the highs, the lows. You probably freaked her out many times,

733
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:10,439
Speaker 1: freaked the family out. Many times. You're popping shipped to her,

734
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:13,840
Speaker 1: poppy popping ship to the brother you're talking. I'm glad

735
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 1: she divorced you. And now you want black culture. You

736
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 1: want everybody to take care of you because you got divorced.

737
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,840
Speaker 1: You got divorced, motherfucker. Are there's people who can't see

738
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 1: have no legs, no arms, and you're complaining because you

739
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 1: got divorced. It happens. You probably did it to yourself.

740
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: You're forty five year old, man. You need the world

741
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 1: to babysit you, Kanye West, Fuck you. There's so many

742
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 1: worse things going on in the world. A billionaire got

743
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: divorced from his wife with his beautiful kids that are

744
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,719
Speaker 1: well taken care of, and you need the world to babysit.

745
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:48,840
Speaker 1: You're a fucking You're a bitch asshole. You're a bitch

746
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:53,720
Speaker 1: ass whiney motherfucking forty five year old who's put on weight, okay,

747
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 1: who can't grow up. Grow the funk up. Stop blaming

748
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:02,359
Speaker 1: the Jews, stop blaming lack culture, stop blaming Lebron James,

749
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:05,400
Speaker 1: stopped playing the Jewish media, stop blaming Jue Manati, and

750
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 1: grow the funk up, you baby. You're fucking baby. You're

751
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: forty five years old. Cut the bullshit. It's ridiculous. You

752
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 1: got divorced, big deal. Dust yourself off. You're with a new,

753
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 1: beautiful girl the other day. I know it sucks your

754
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,799
Speaker 1: little Kim. You thought you could get back Kim. She

755
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 1: moved on pistol Pete Connie pistol Pete. He opened her

756
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 1: up real nice and real proper. You're jealous of the Jews.

757
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 1: If I were you, I would be really, really jealous

758
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: of Pistol Pete Davidson. Pistol Pete Skeet Davidson opened your

759
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:48,280
Speaker 1: wife up real nice and real proper for nine months,

760
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 1: and then he bounced that was wreck that was wrecked

761
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 1: for him. Grow the funk up. You're forty five years old.

762
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:03,799
Speaker 1: The crazy thing about the whole Kanye thing is, and

763
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 1: this is the last thing I'm gonna say about it,

764
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:12,879
Speaker 1: is that the same right wing media, the Tucker Carlson's,

765
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 1: the Sean Hannity's listen. Even Dick Stain, Donald Trump said

766
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,319
Speaker 1: this guy, you know, Dick Stain, Donald Trump came out

767
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 1: and said, you need help, Duke. If Dick Stain Donald

768
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:30,399
Speaker 1: Trump is separating himself from somebody, you're out of your

769
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 1: fucking tree. Kanye West, you're nuts. Dick Stain said, I'm

770
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 1: not working with this dude. I don't care how many

771
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:38,279
Speaker 1: black votes I felt I could get from him. He's

772
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 1: reading it. Black people ain't listening to No one's listening

773
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 1: to you sound nuts. The only people that like you

774
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 1: and funk with you is January six insurrections, that small

775
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:49,440
Speaker 1: group of fuckers that would put it all on the

776
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 1: line to go into the capitol. That's where you're at.

777
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 1: You're at this, You're the bottom of the bottom, Kanye West.

778
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:59,279
Speaker 1: But it's crazy that all the Laura Ingram's who get

779
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 1: mad when Lebron James, when Colin Kaepernick, when all the athletes,

780
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 1: all the celebrities with the shut up and dribble, but

781
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 1: they don't say anything to Kanye West. They don't say

782
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 1: shut up and wrap because you feel like his political

783
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:19,840
Speaker 1: point of view aligns with yours. It's pathetic. It's a

784
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 1: sad state of affairs. And like I said, Kanye West,

785
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 1: your forty five years old. There's there's people out here

786
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:29,319
Speaker 1: that are struggling. There's people out of here that are

787
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 1: just trying to figure out how they're gonna get their

788
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 1: next meal. There's people out here that are trying to

789
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 1: figure out their next meal that got left with five

790
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 1: six kids that are on welfare because they have to be.

791
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 1: And you're winding and complaining that Meek Mill and Puff

792
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 1: Daddy and the culture didn't take care of you. When

793
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 1: you're billionaire ex wife took your kid to a birthday point,

794
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 1: probably because you were driving her nuts. They didn't want

795
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: you with Kanye. They didn't want you at the birthday party.

796
00:48:56,640 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 1: That's why they took the kid. Throw your own birthday party, Kim, Chloe, Cookie,

797
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 1: Chris All. They were like, fuck him, fun him, let

798
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:09,439
Speaker 1: him throw his own party for his kid. We don't

799
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 1: waste two nuts. You're gonna ruin the birthday. But if

800
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 1: you had showed up to the kid's birthday party, what

801
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 1: would you have done? You probably would have ruined. You

802
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 1: were not tangent about the Jewish media and the Jews,

803
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:23,839
Speaker 1: this and Balenciaga, this and Balenciaga that. I will say.

804
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 1: The greatest thing about the Kanye West interview, I don't

805
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 1: know if it was true or not. The best thing

806
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: about the Kanye West interview was that he claims that

807
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 1: Drake fucked Chris Jenner. I don't know if that's true

808
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 1: or not. And I'm not a Drake fan, but if

809
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 1: if Drake fucked Chris Jenner, I don't know why he

810
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 1: would fuck Chris Jenner. But if you fucked Chris Jenner, Drake,

811
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 1: y'all salute respect. You took one for the team. That's

812
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 1: way out there. That's way ay out their respect homie

813
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:06,000
Speaker 1: also Noriega. And then don't apologize for having well, actually,

814
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 1: I guess you should because he pissed so many people

815
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 1: if he offended George Floyd's family. But one of the

816
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:14,319
Speaker 1: stories that he told about the Chris Jenner and the

817
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian and there's always these rumors that Drake had

818
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 1: sex with Kim Kardashian. He says that he saw Drake,

819
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 1: I think at the White House or somewhere, and Drake

820
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,800
Speaker 1: came up to him and he said nothing ever happened.

821
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:31,800
Speaker 1: And allegedly there were rumors that Kanye West fuck Avanka Trump,

822
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:36,720
Speaker 1: allegedly did. I never heard this rumor, but I guess

823
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 1: within the circles of Jared Kushner, who he's also obsessed

824
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 1: with because he's Jewish, he's way up there in ju Manati.

825
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 1: By the way, Kanye West Jared Kushner, trust me, I

826
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:50,359
Speaker 1: know high ranking ju Manati member. You're right about that.

827
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 1: But I guess there was a rumor that Kanye West

828
00:50:55,640 --> 00:51:01,400
Speaker 1: sugar dickt Ivanka Trump, who's married to Ared Kushner. And

829
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:07,360
Speaker 1: when Kanye saw Jared Kushner, he put his arms on

830
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 1: Jared Kushner's shoulders, and he said, nothing ever happened, And

831
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:15,439
Speaker 1: Jared Kushner appreciated that, just the way Kanye appreciated Drake

832
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 1: saying nothing ever happened, but shout out to Drake, if

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Speaker 1: you did do that or if you didn't do that's

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Speaker 1: just a that's just a great legacy rumor if even

835
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:25,799
Speaker 1: if it isn't true, it just shows another side of you.

836
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 1: It's like devious lover boy, like instead of like Drake

837
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 1: having like the heart in his hair, like the party

838
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 1: should get like a devil for his next album. Like,

839
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 1: it's like devious lover boy. If you fuck Chris Jennery,

840
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 1: you're that dude, Like you're the like you're on some

841
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:45,439
Speaker 1: Stevie J. Grimy, some love and hip hop New York ship.

842
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 1: Can you believe this? The NBA starting tonight. The NBA

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00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:10,400
Speaker 1: is back. October eighteen. The NBA is back. Nobody's talking

844
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:13,319
Speaker 1: about it. Personally. As excited as I am about the

845
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:15,760
Speaker 1: NBA coming back, I feel like it's two weeks too early.

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00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: That being said, I'm pumped. I'm not gonna deep dive

847
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:21,839
Speaker 1: into NBA because I was watching ESPN this morning They're

848
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 1: not even deep diving in the NBA. It's almost like

849
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:27,800
Speaker 1: this is the preseason. After the preseason. The NBA truly

850
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 1: starts Christmas Day for the layman fan. And with the

851
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:36,239
Speaker 1: NFL being what it's been and college football right now,

852
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 1: you have Major League Baseball, you have hockey starting. I

853
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 1: guess why would anybody really care about the NBA unless

854
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 1: you're hard body, karate NBA fan like I am myself.

855
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 1: But the NBA starts tonight, and I'm gonna do you know,

856
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go into the NBA at some point, obviously

857
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:55,040
Speaker 1: because we get excited um and talk about all that stuff.

858
00:52:55,960 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 1: But the NFL ridiculous weekend. Again. If you follow me

859
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 1: on social media, if you follow the captains and captain picks.

860
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:08,160
Speaker 1: We made a prediction that the New York Jets j

861
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 1: e t s Jets Jets Jets would beat the Packers

862
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 1: by seven and a half. I said last week on

863
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 1: the podcast, I said, the Giants got you, Aaron Rodgers,

864
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:20,520
Speaker 1: and now the Jets are gonna get you. The Jets

865
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:23,880
Speaker 1: are gonna get you real nice and real proper, and

866
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:26,200
Speaker 1: we fucked your real good Aaron Rodgers. Your team is

867
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:30,360
Speaker 1: in disarray your team is is in bad shape. We

868
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 1: stuffed your head in a barrel of cheese. You cheese head,

869
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 1: fuck you briests hole the wrecking ball in the New

870
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 1: York Jets beat that ass real nice and real proper,

871
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 1: and it was beautiful. And I predicted that morning the

872
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:49,000
Speaker 1: Jets plus seven and a half. People like, really, it's

873
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,719
Speaker 1: gonna be a close game. I said, no, you want

874
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 1: to make some money, go to my bookie dot a

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00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:59,320
Speaker 1: g the Jets plus seven f I don't do seventeen picks.

876
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:02,800
Speaker 1: I'm not picking every game, but we knew the think

877
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 1: tank it Captain Picks. Sent your as to my bookie

878
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:07,680
Speaker 1: and people thank me. I woke up the next day,

879
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 1: Thank you, Mike Crap. I won fifty bucks. Thank you

880
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:13,880
Speaker 1: my crap. I want seventy five bucks. Don't sound like

881
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 1: a lot, but it is. Anyway. The Giants are five

882
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:21,400
Speaker 1: and one. Never would have thought the Jets are four

883
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 1: and two. The Giants had a comeback win verse Lamar Jackson,

884
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 1: my quarterback A Rapp reports delight in the Stern Show

885
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:35,440
Speaker 1: Fantasy Football League where I decimated Ben Bardo And it

886
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 1: was a great game. It was a great game. It

887
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 1: was a great weekend all right, Like I told you,

888
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: Captain Picks go to captain picks dot com. We are

889
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:50,240
Speaker 1: all about the NFL, the NBA, Major League Baseball, across tennis, soccer,

890
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:55,920
Speaker 1: all of it. The Bucks lost in Pittsburgh, which was crazy,

891
00:54:55,960 --> 00:55:01,680
Speaker 1: Tom Brido. Tom Brady, you're in trouble too. And I

892
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:04,000
Speaker 1: know like you're like, yo, I didn't leave my fucking

893
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:08,399
Speaker 1: wife and my kids, my gorgeous supermodel wife. Who's gonna

894
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:12,680
Speaker 1: take all my money for this bullshit? I know he

895
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 1: was saying, that's his offensive line. I know he was

896
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,040
Speaker 1: saying to my receives, you, motherfucker. You you know how

897
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:20,160
Speaker 1: much money this divorce is gonna cost me, And you

898
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 1: got me out here getting hit, You got me out

899
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:27,160
Speaker 1: here throwing interceptions. Fixed this ship, tom Brady, It might

900
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 1: be time. This might be the last hurrah for Tom

901
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:33,279
Speaker 1: Brady if you don't get it together. The Bills in

902
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 1: the Chiefs. That was a fun game. My mother was

903
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:37,640
Speaker 1: out there in Kansas City. She had a good time

904
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:40,160
Speaker 1: at that and it was just a great weekend. I

905
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:44,840
Speaker 1: mean a lot of not a none scoring games, not

906
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:48,440
Speaker 1: not a high scoring season in the NFL. Despite all

907
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 1: the defensive changes in the defensive rules that favored the offense.

908
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:55,279
Speaker 1: But we're heading into Week seven and this week I

909
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:58,840
Speaker 1: cannot wait to see the Giants first, the Jaguars, the

910
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 1: Seahawks at the Chargers, the Chiefs at the Niners. On

911
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaker 1: a by we got the Bills, the Rams, the Vikings.

912
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:09,760
Speaker 1: The Eagles beat the ship out of the Dallas Counboys.

913
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,799
Speaker 1: To me, I can't stand both of those teams. The

914
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:14,839
Speaker 1: Eagles the Dallas Countboys beat the ship out of each other.

915
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:16,799
Speaker 1: I can't stand either one of them. But if you're

916
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:20,799
Speaker 1: playing fantasy football, make sure you set your lineups, take

917
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:23,080
Speaker 1: care of these teams and your players on your fantasy

918
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:27,279
Speaker 1: football team better on buys. And now we have to

919
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 1: do the uh beloved I am Rapports Stereo Podcast NFL Awards.

920
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 1: The nobody believed in us, but we're still here. Award

921
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:45,120
Speaker 1: goes to the Seattle Seahawks. Gino fucking Smith. That's right.

922
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:50,719
Speaker 1: Gino Smith has commanded this offense and the defense has

923
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 1: responded all the way through the season. Kyler Murray and

924
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:59,200
Speaker 1: the Cardinals, they shut them down. Kyler Murray got paid

925
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 1: and the getting their asses kicked. All season long, They've

926
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:05,919
Speaker 1: beat in Denver, Detroit, Arizona, and only got blown out

927
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 1: by the forty Niners. Everybody wrote them off, including me,

928
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:13,719
Speaker 1: including me, but nobody believes in you. But you are

929
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 1: still here. That award goes to the Seattle Seahawks. The

930
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 1: You're dead to Me Award doesn't go to a player. No,

931
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 1: I'm not giving the You're Dead to Me Award to

932
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 1: a certain player this week. I'm giving it to the

933
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:31,920
Speaker 1: entire Cleveland Browns team. You suck. The Cleveland Browns are

934
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 1: right back where they should be, right in their comfort zone,

935
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 1: getting blown out, getting shut out, getting embarrassed week after week.

936
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:45,480
Speaker 1: And I like it. I like it. Yes, I have

937
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:48,520
Speaker 1: Nick Chubb on one of my fantasy football teams. I

938
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:52,160
Speaker 1: love you, Nick Chump, but even you, even you, can't

939
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 1: fix the mess that is the Cleveland Browns. Cleveland, the

940
00:57:56,200 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 1: C stands for Krmer. You motherfucker's You got beaten by

941
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 1: a third string quarterback, got shut out by a third

942
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 1: string quarterback, got blown out at home to the Patriots,

943
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:12,840
Speaker 1: and that quarterback Zappie. I'm not mad that you let

944
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 1: my guys Stevenson Romandra Stevenson fantastic name. I'm gonna name

945
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,120
Speaker 1: my my next son Ramandra. That's a fucking name right,

946
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:24,120
Speaker 1: that's a great name. Ramandre Stephenson. I'm not mad that

947
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:27,200
Speaker 1: he ran through the Cleveland Browns defense. I'm happy that

948
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:32,560
Speaker 1: he did it. And to add insult to injury, DeShawn Jackson, sick,

949
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 1: funk you. I used to love you to Sean DeShawn Watson.

950
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 1: I'm sorry Deshaun Watson got another civil suit coming at

951
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:45,000
Speaker 1: him a couple of days ago. So many I know.

952
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 1: The Cleveland Browns is like, what did we get ourselves into?

953
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:52,479
Speaker 1: This fucking guy. We gave him guaranteed money, this fucking guy.

954
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 1: Every day there's another civil lawsuit against our quarterback. But Cleveland,

955
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:02,960
Speaker 1: the Cleveland Browns, the sea stands for karma. I like

956
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 1: seeing you guys suffer. I like seeing the Cleveland brown

957
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 1: fans suffer. Okay, I enjoy it. Rough. How about that

958
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 1: dog pound you Fox? You you got a sick quarterback

959
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:21,960
Speaker 1: who gets a civil suit every other day? Rough? The

960
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:23,960
Speaker 1: I told you so of the week is the Falcons.

961
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,920
Speaker 1: The Atlanta Falcons are better than you think. Beating a

962
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:30,560
Speaker 1: ship out of the forty Niners at home like two touchdowns.

963
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:34,720
Speaker 1: And I'm telling you, we we at the Iron Wrap

964
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 1: Portstereo podcast thinking we know what we're talking about because

965
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 1: we watch all the games. We got TVs, we got computers,

966
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:46,320
Speaker 1: we got multi screens. Love the NFL, love the NBA,

967
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:53,880
Speaker 1: love college basketball. We love it all. I'm done. What

968
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 1: more can I say? Came Saw Disrupted? Came Saw Disrupted?

969
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:02,440
Speaker 1: The Iron rap Port Stereo Podcast, Hell a friend to

970
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:05,360
Speaker 1: tell a friend, Myles Jordan and K the Bleached Brothers

971
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:07,440
Speaker 1: A K. The Dust Brothers. Take me out of with

972
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 1: something real nice, yes, take me out of here with

973
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:12,800
Speaker 1: something real proper, Yes. But most importantly in this banging

974
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 1: museum quality Iron Rapports Stereo podcast, with something real loud

975
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:28,880
Speaker 1: and something real funky. Iron Rapports Stereo pocus. I'm out,

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Speaker 1: ye ye ye ye ye ye