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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. It's another on

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Speaker 1: the twenties. Hello. Hi, my name is Neil Down and

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Speaker 1: I'm one of the nurses at clinic. I was looking

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Speaker 1: to speak with Samantha. This is she. Hey, Samantha, how

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Speaker 1: are you doing today? Hey, I'm good. How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm not too bad? Thank you very much for asking.

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Speaker 1: So the reason I'm calling today is because doctor really

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Speaker 1: wanted me to give you a call because the results

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Speaker 1: from your gastro intestinal examination are in. Oh and I

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Speaker 1: want to go over them with you. If you have time,

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Speaker 1: that would be great. Sure, perfect. Well, I'll start with

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Speaker 1: the good news. The good news is nothing serious is

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Speaker 1: going on. That is a huge relief for me. Well

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Speaker 1: it should be. We have identified some specific foods though,

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Speaker 1: that you cannot eat anymore, and I need to tell

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Speaker 1: you a little bit about that. What do you mean

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Speaker 1: there's foods that I can't eat anymore? Well, it's pretty simple.

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Speaker 1: You know. Technology is advancing very quickly in the medical

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Speaker 1: field and the newest gastro tests can actually tell us

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Speaker 1: which foods are strictly prohibited for your body or there

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Speaker 1: could be dire consequences. I hope there foods like salad

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Speaker 1: or somebody. Yeah, well, let me tell You're not the

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Speaker 1: first person to tell me that. Do you have a

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Speaker 1: pinhandy so I can go over this with you? I

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Speaker 1: have one here perfect Well. The first thing is cheeseburgers.

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Speaker 1: No more cheeseburgers. WHOA what? Yeah? No more cheeseburgers ever,

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Speaker 1: that's what the test said. You can't eat another cheeseburger

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Speaker 1: as long as you live because you've reached your body's

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Speaker 1: quota none. I'm not allowed to have any no. No.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, there could be dire consequences, and that's

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Speaker 1: why you should not eat any more cheeseburgers. And I

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Speaker 1: know that that's hard to hear because they are delicious.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I cheeseburgers. Yep, yep. Another thing that

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Speaker 1: you can't ingest is French fries either, which usually comes

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Speaker 1: with the cheeseburgers. Come on, really french fries? Yes? Kind

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Speaker 1: of test is it that you're doing. I know that

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Speaker 1: this news can be upsetting especially with the French fries thing.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I just had a plate of them for

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Speaker 1: lunch and whoa they were. Who You're mocking me here?

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Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. You just give me the mind that

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Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to eat French fries and yet you

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Speaker 1: are having French fries. I mean, that's absurd that you

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Speaker 1: just said that. Well no, no, I'm not mocking you,

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Speaker 1: first of all, and I'm not having French fries. I

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Speaker 1: had fes. This is a serious matter. I apologize my

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Speaker 1: mind we're talking about. I apologize if it sounds like

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Speaker 1: I'm laughing, but I was just trying to sort of

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Speaker 1: see your side of things, because what else is on

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Speaker 1: the stupid list? Well, frankly, I'm kind of scared to

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Speaker 1: tell you at this point, but I know I need

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Speaker 1: to hear this. I mean, you've got great bad news.

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Speaker 1: Let's just continue with it. Okay, Fine, pizza is another

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Speaker 1: one for the frists of my life. Correct, That's what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. Man. No, I'm well, that's sort of where

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Speaker 1: You're right. You're not accepting it, and neither is your body.

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Speaker 1: That's why you need to cut all these foods out

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Speaker 1: for good. I'm not cutting them out. You'll cut them out,

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Speaker 1: You'll take them out of your diet and see how

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Speaker 1: you survive. Well, I liven't to say daney and not

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Speaker 1: have pizza, chee and French fries. No, well, I agree

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Speaker 1: with you. I would hate to cut to cut the

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Speaker 1: stuff out. My last test show that I could still

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Speaker 1: eat them, so I do. But you can't eat them anymore.

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Speaker 1: You have no idea how corral this is. I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna go out for the best pizza tonight with my friends.

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Speaker 1: It's the best pizza ever. Man. I really do feel

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Speaker 1: horrible about this whole thing. I really do. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: doubt it? Well I do. And on a personal note,

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Speaker 1: can I get the name of that pizza place, because

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Speaker 1: so I'm not going to give you the place. What

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Speaker 1: kind of a human being are you? You're nassy? Well, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm just doing a prank phone call on the radio.

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Speaker 1: I don't think i'd compare that with the Nazis. But

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Speaker 1: what huh? What? What? What? What? Oh? Yeah, that's right,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewil from brook and Jewil in the

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Speaker 1: Morning doing a phone tap on you and your ex husband.

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Speaker 1: Billy set you up. No, it's a joke. He told

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Speaker 1: me that you saw a doctor for some tummy troubles

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Speaker 1: and wanted me to take away all your favorite foods.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, I do agree. Anybody that would take away

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Speaker 1: pizza from somebody definitely compared to the Nazis. For sure.

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Speaker 1: It was well deserved. I understand completely. No need to

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Speaker 1: be sorry,