WEBVTT - Diner Napkin Stealer

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis duran the Elvis Durant phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Garrett, what's your phone tap all about? Today? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Kenley wanted to play a phone tap on her grandfather Walter. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>good old Walt loves to go to the diner around

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<v Speaker 1>the corner from his house. He practically lives there breakfast, lunch, dinner,

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<v Speaker 1>even when he's not eating. So I'm gonna call Walter

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<v Speaker 1>as the new manager of his favorite diner.

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<v Speaker 2>You shouldn't mess with Walter. Here we go, see what

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<v Speaker 2>it helps. Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, my name's mister Gooch E Gang. Yes, I am

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<v Speaker 1>the new manager around the corner from your house at

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<v Speaker 1>Neuba Diner.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's right, Yes, I go there all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I just took over as manager and owner about two

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<v Speaker 1>days ago and just doing some homework on our customers

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<v Speaker 1>and the books. And do appreciate you coming in as

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<v Speaker 1>much as you do. You look like you're a regular here.

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<v Speaker 1>But those free meals you've been getting on Wednesday, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to cut back on those.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you talking about? What this is going? Why

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<v Speaker 2>you get to be cutting back?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we need to make money before we start giving

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<v Speaker 1>away free meals. Now, I know you coming often, but

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<v Speaker 1>those free meals are not so free anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, maybe I won't come in that often anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, you know there there is always that option.

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<v Speaker 1>The bigger option is you take a liking to our napkins.

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<v Speaker 1>From what I've been told and what I've seen on

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<v Speaker 1>the camera, you like to take some of our napkins home,

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<v Speaker 1>good little paper appets.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you care about the paper dpkins? What's what

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<v Speaker 2>are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yes, those paper napkins do cost money, and unfortunately

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not able there.

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<v Speaker 2>For your customers. If your customers need the paper napkins

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<v Speaker 2>and take the paper apports.

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<v Speaker 1>Well yes, while you eat. But this is not like

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<v Speaker 1>a game show where you get to take the napkins

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<v Speaker 1>home after you play the game of eating our food

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<v Speaker 1>for free and then go home with our napkins.

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<v Speaker 2>So with you, you're not gonna last, for we love

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<v Speaker 2>it you, Dieter. You know, did you go about the

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<v Speaker 2>sugar packet seat takes? Did you call about the ketchup

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<v Speaker 2>pack and seat takes? Just me? It might be the

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<v Speaker 2>singles out here? What's your pancakes serving? Is it two

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<v Speaker 2>or was it three? Because she always gets three? I

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<v Speaker 2>understanding this is too, but she always gets three. She

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<v Speaker 2>get a call like this, Okay, annoyed about this?

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<v Speaker 1>Not that well, obviously someone's very good at being a snitch.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling you because you were the one that was

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<v Speaker 1>brought up in our meeting today with the server only

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<v Speaker 1>a snitch. Walter.

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<v Speaker 2>Now listen, you call me Walter pal Okay, Walter. If

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<v Speaker 2>this goes any further, you'll be calling me mister Walter, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're really working my nerves this one with this nonsense.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're bothering me about napkins.

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<v Speaker 1>Every napkin that you do take that is outside said

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<v Speaker 1>meal that you have paid for, I will have to

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<v Speaker 1>charge you a dollar twenty five for the napkin.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's deciding what the allotment is for any given meal

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<v Speaker 2>for napkins? You got a menu that comes with the

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<v Speaker 2>regular menu that says if you have to have you

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<v Speaker 2>have a BLT, you get to have four in that kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, I'm gonna have to redoing the menus like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you put in a lot mid of napkins for

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<v Speaker 2>each meal? Is that the idea? Well? No, just for you, sir,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to be charged to Dapkins because I

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<v Speaker 2>ain't gonna eat your damn dying again. How's that? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Grandpa shouldn't like what's going on? What do you do

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<v Speaker 2>with it?

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<v Speaker 1>No, Walter, my name's actually Garrett from Elvis stan In

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning Show and we just phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Tapped you, so you have got to be kidding me.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you that happy with yourself, happy with yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Give me up, Rand, But this is the radio show

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<v Speaker 2>that I listened to all the time. Yeah, you don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I know. I don't listen to it. I

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<v Speaker 2>listen to Howard

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Durand's phone tap