Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis duran the Elvis Durant phone tap.
Speaker 2: Garrett, what's your phone tap all about? Today? All right?
Speaker 1: Kenley wanted to play a phone tap on her grandfather Walter. Now,
Speaker 1: good old Walt loves to go to the diner around
Speaker 1: the corner from his house. He practically lives there breakfast, lunch, dinner,
Speaker 1: even when he's not eating. So I'm gonna call Walter
Speaker 1: as the new manager of his favorite diner.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't mess with Walter. Here we go, see what
Speaker 2: it helps. Hi.
Speaker 1: Yes, my name's mister Gooch E Gang. Yes, I am
Speaker 1: the new manager around the corner from your house at
Speaker 1: Neuba Diner.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's right, Yes, I go there all the time.
Speaker 1: I just took over as manager and owner about two
Speaker 1: days ago and just doing some homework on our customers
Speaker 1: and the books. And do appreciate you coming in as
Speaker 1: much as you do. You look like you're a regular here.
Speaker 1: But those free meals you've been getting on Wednesday, we're
Speaker 1: gonna have to cut back on those.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? What this is going? Why
Speaker 2: you get to be cutting back?
Speaker 1: Well, we need to make money before we start giving
Speaker 1: away free meals. Now, I know you coming often, but
Speaker 1: those free meals are not so free anymore.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe I won't come in that often anymore.
Speaker 1: All right, you know there there is always that option.
Speaker 1: The bigger option is you take a liking to our napkins.
Speaker 1: From what I've been told and what I've seen on
Speaker 1: the camera, you like to take some of our napkins home,
Speaker 1: good little paper appets.
Speaker 2: What do you care about the paper dpkins? What's what
Speaker 2: are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Well, yes, those paper napkins do cost money, and unfortunately
Speaker 1: I'm not able there.
Speaker 2: For your customers. If your customers need the paper napkins
Speaker 2: and take the paper apports.
Speaker 1: Well yes, while you eat. But this is not like
Speaker 1: a game show where you get to take the napkins
Speaker 1: home after you play the game of eating our food
Speaker 1: for free and then go home with our napkins.
Speaker 2: So with you, you're not gonna last, for we love
Speaker 2: it you, Dieter. You know, did you go about the
Speaker 2: sugar packet seat takes? Did you call about the ketchup
Speaker 2: pack and seat takes? Just me? It might be the
Speaker 2: singles out here? What's your pancakes serving? Is it two
Speaker 2: or was it three? Because she always gets three? I
Speaker 2: understanding this is too, but she always gets three. She
Speaker 2: get a call like this, Okay, annoyed about this?
Speaker 1: Not that well, obviously someone's very good at being a snitch.
Speaker 1: I'm calling you because you were the one that was
Speaker 1: brought up in our meeting today with the server only
Speaker 1: a snitch. Walter.
Speaker 2: Now listen, you call me Walter pal Okay, Walter. If
Speaker 2: this goes any further, you'll be calling me mister Walter, sir.
Speaker 2: And you're really working my nerves this one with this nonsense.
Speaker 2: And you're bothering me about napkins.
Speaker 1: Every napkin that you do take that is outside said
Speaker 1: meal that you have paid for, I will have to
Speaker 1: charge you a dollar twenty five for the napkin.
Speaker 2: Who's deciding what the allotment is for any given meal
Speaker 2: for napkins? You got a menu that comes with the
Speaker 2: regular menu that says if you have to have you
Speaker 2: have a BLT, you get to have four in that kid.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I'm gonna have to redoing the menus like that.
Speaker 2: Are you put in a lot mid of napkins for
Speaker 2: each meal? Is that the idea? Well? No, just for you, sir,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to be charged to Dapkins because I
Speaker 2: ain't gonna eat your damn dying again. How's that? Okay?
Speaker 2: Grandpa shouldn't like what's going on? What do you do
Speaker 2: with it?
Speaker 1: No, Walter, my name's actually Garrett from Elvis stan In
Speaker 1: the Morning Show and we just phone.
Speaker 2: Tapped you, so you have got to be kidding me.
Speaker 2: I told you that happy with yourself, happy with yourself.
Speaker 2: Give me up, Rand, But this is the radio show
Speaker 2: that I listened to all the time. Yeah, you don't know,
Speaker 2: I know, I know. I don't listen to it. I
Speaker 2: listen to Howard
Speaker 1: Elvis Durand's phone tap