Speaker 1: We are here today, back at the Mercyner Calm with
Speaker 1: a very special gap.
Speaker 2: It's an emergency. Yeah, this is an emergency.
Speaker 1: This is the tornado.
Speaker 2: Well, we put on the camo today. Okay.
Speaker 3: When I saw you at the door, I was like,
Speaker 3: thank God, he's wearing camo, because on ironically, in my closet,
Speaker 3: I was like, what do I put on?
Speaker 2: And I was like, I'm gonna wear a.
Speaker 3: Camo, and like, and I wore camo for you, but
Speaker 3: I didn't wear a real tree but I almost put
Speaker 3: on real tree slides.
Speaker 2: But I was like, it's a no shoes kind of day.
Speaker 2: You go on. It's like very like kin would wear camo. Yes, exactly,
Speaker 2: exactly exactly the best kind of.
Speaker 1: If you don't know, this is Tanner. He is hilarious.
Speaker 1: He I found you on TikTok forever ago because you
Speaker 1: were one of the first actually and ironically, you were
Speaker 1: one of the first creators on TikTok that I found
Speaker 1: where I was like, there's comedy.
Speaker 2: There's real comedy out here.
Speaker 1: We went that damn Dog.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's literally the first question I had for you
Speaker 3: is what's the story behind the damn Dog?
Speaker 2: Okay, so me and my friends have always been the
Speaker 2: type people that we used to like send dog reaction
Speaker 2: photos because I feel like they just capture something that
Speaker 2: we can't as people. And we would always send that
Speaker 2: ugly beautiful sorry, thank you ugly no, because I found
Speaker 2: him on pinterress and I was like, Okay, ever one.
Speaker 1: That dog on picturess is like, what are you looking at?
Speaker 2: Let's wake that up, Like you don't need pretty teeth
Speaker 2: to be pretty, like pretty ugly like this Zar Larsen
Speaker 2: that Yeah, but no, they had that shahuahua on pinchers
Speaker 2: and I was just like, ugly little dog and like
Speaker 2: I would send it to my friends and whatever. And
Speaker 2: crazy thing is it's actually a famous dog out of
Speaker 2: like Mexico, and she she well, you're keeping her memory on,
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. I feel like somewhere in their
Speaker 2: house they are really happy. They have those candles in
Speaker 2: the altar.
Speaker 1: It's it's you with the green screen in front of
Speaker 1: the dolls.
Speaker 3: Was it did it like win like ugly dog contests
Speaker 3: and ship like, is that why it's known?
Speaker 1: Or you like just spodying this dead?
Speaker 2: I think that because of statements like that, I think
Speaker 2: she lived a very exclusive like to herself life. You know,
Speaker 2: she was scared. The monster is the media. That's actually
Speaker 2: how the media.
Speaker 1: Was very like, it was very what's that word predatory?
Speaker 2: It was very exactly. I was almost her manager, but
Speaker 2: then I just was like, we can be coworkers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just didn't feel right taking percentage from her,
Speaker 1: Like I'd rather just do what good marriage does and
Speaker 1: like put her face out there.
Speaker 2: Let women be women. Very the idol like we decided
Speaker 2: the dog.
Speaker 1: We're playing like an idol vibe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you in the sense that I think
Speaker 2: I was Choiceyvon in that situation more than the weekend. Honey,
Speaker 2: I'm the I'm the weekday. I'm not the kid at all.
Speaker 2: Far from it. Now. Being in LA, every time I'm here,
Speaker 2: I think about who I'm going to see, and I
Speaker 2: was telling you, I'm like, I never see you guys anywhere,
Speaker 2: but I swear to God, I'll see James Charles, motherfucker.
Speaker 2: Like every time I'm here, I see James Charles and
Speaker 2: Joshua bas And I'm like, what's the video where there?
Speaker 2: Like Jay names are cursed. I'm like, baby, like where Isrew?
Speaker 1: And like sho, I'm saying no, it is insane. We
Speaker 1: are homebodies in a way, but I feel like I
Speaker 1: was talking to somebody about this recently. I became a
Speaker 1: homebody because I realized that my presence is a curse.
Speaker 1: So I just don't need some people anymore, like not
Speaker 1: necessar not actually like my my present day sober, like
Speaker 1: maybe sober.
Speaker 2: Yeah, never been. You haven't been sober and fun Alifornia.
Speaker 1: Counts for some thing for sure.
Speaker 2: Just hot rooms instead of.
Speaker 1: Literally go out and get like so plastered and just
Speaker 1: be fucking delinquent.
Speaker 2: Okay, to be parasocial. I have never felt closer to
Speaker 2: you than when you threw up outside on the curb,
Speaker 2: like I genuinely not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was my second throw up outside the first one.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I said in the podcast.
Speaker 1: That was I did shrooms for the first time at
Speaker 1: a party at literally the most.
Speaker 2: Of the Trees by the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the worst ever I was going through it.
Speaker 2: It was a birthday party.
Speaker 3: It was a birthday party, birthday birthday. He has a
Speaker 3: really close and personal relationship with tennants of the Trees.
Speaker 1: And like I we I threw the Spencer prap party
Speaker 1: that they threw.
Speaker 4: That was me.
Speaker 1: That was all me, I'm there a that coordinator, Yes exactly,
Speaker 1: but yeah, worst place to do it at. And I
Speaker 1: did shrims there, and I did throw up in their plants.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in the you gave back to the tree. See
Speaker 2: it's fertilizer. It's fertilizer. You fertilize the earth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the fertilizer pure.
Speaker 2: Tequila and here you go plants. But like, we don't
Speaker 2: want this baby away from a where they die.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that was my That might have been like
Speaker 1: my third or fourth throw. By the time we got
Speaker 1: to the car, I think I had kind of like
Speaker 1: i'd been in the bushes behind the car, like I'd
Speaker 1: been kind of crawling off.
Speaker 2: You were in the bushes for real. I didn't even
Speaker 2: get like the spins anymore. I feel like I'm so
Speaker 2: like present with myself when I drink now, or like
Speaker 2: when I smoke or anything that I'm like, okay, I
Speaker 2: know where you're going. Got to stop like like Narnia
Speaker 2: like myself, where I'm like, don't go through that for
Speaker 2: drobe like rabbit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I I had to stop drinking because well, this
Speaker 3: is going to sound really dark and sad, but I
Speaker 3: would drink to black out every time I drank, which, like,
Speaker 3: I didn't know that that was an issue until I
Speaker 3: almost died on the curve.
Speaker 1: Very beautiful. You realize that issue way earlier than I
Speaker 1: think most people, Yeah, because I think the average person
Speaker 1: kind of is like, well, why would I drink too?
Speaker 3: But see the tea is I wasn't like drinking every
Speaker 3: single day. I wasn't even drinking every single week. It
Speaker 3: was like once a month. But I would drink two
Speaker 3: black out boots. It was fucked up, Like it was scary.
Speaker 2: I might as well piss on the floor when you drink,
Speaker 2: like it unleashes something out of you. And like some
Speaker 2: people get really angry when they drink, or some people
Speaker 2: like drink to blackout, Like when I drink, I am
Speaker 2: satisfied with dry humping, and like I love that for
Speaker 2: me because genuinely, I'm like, we don't even know how
Speaker 2: to take our clothes off, like that one song, right,
Speaker 2: because you'll just come over and we'll just bump dinnim
Speaker 2: and I'm like that was enough. Like you rub those
Speaker 2: jeans together so you're done up together? Baby eat it,
Speaker 2: Hailey Bieber, Like that's how you do a gap. Jean honey,
Speaker 2: you took the gap to the gap and rub you.
Speaker 1: You guys are minding the gap, no, because I feel like.
Speaker 2: When you bump like you're not even bumping uglies, you
Speaker 2: are truly just like bumping like nothing. Like it's like
Speaker 2: how sim suck? You're just bumping nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of beautiful, like to me, like going
Speaker 1: all the way is such an earthly desire to stop
Speaker 1: there is real Like it's like in a way grounding.
Speaker 1: It's like taking off your shoes and standing in the grass.
Speaker 1: I don't need to roll around in the grass and
Speaker 1: like do a cartwheel or something. Just my feet on
Speaker 1: this grass is enough to.
Speaker 2: Let y'all are satisfied with that.
Speaker 4: But for me, eight minutes and you have Drew screaming.
Speaker 2: I'm literally feel it if people don't say this enough,
Speaker 2: but what.
Speaker 1: It is, I can't lie. I'll be honest. I am
Speaker 1: anti drunk secks. I hate drunk secks. I think drunk
Speaker 1: sex is First of all, get the fuck away from me,
Speaker 1: what are we doing? Second of all, I just want
Speaker 1: to lay down like I've been standing all thatsy.
Speaker 2: I smell like Carls Junior. I don't want to see
Speaker 2: your car Jr. Like I really and to a point no,
Speaker 2: And that's what I mean, is it take it back?
Speaker 2: I feel like you could be sober ey whatever. I
Speaker 2: will say. It took me a while. I mean, if
Speaker 2: we really want to get into it, it took me a
Speaker 2: while to be okay with morning sex in the same
Speaker 2: concept that you're talking about about drunk sex. Because in
Speaker 2: the morning. Back to Carls, I'm like, you don't want this, Like,
Speaker 2: but if you don't want this chocolate cookie, you go
Speaker 2: in the bathroom into a bird ba cookie. Yeah, they're
Speaker 2: still raw cookie dough in the morning. You don't want
Speaker 2: all that. If you bird bath in like mouthwash in,
Speaker 2: do all the things in the morning and then lay
Speaker 2: back down, you're cheating. Yeah, you got it. You're up
Speaker 2: and out them by.
Speaker 1: I'm not getting kidding me. You want us to go
Speaker 1: back to sleep.
Speaker 2: Also, represh smell like onions. You've got to go refresh, intermission,
Speaker 2: tap intap out, you go get it. Taking turn saving water,
Speaker 2: taking turn saving you ever been at a party or
Speaker 2: something and somebody does one of those things, You're like,
Speaker 2: oh man.
Speaker 3: We should all brush our teeth right now. I love
Speaker 3: the odorant. We should put on the odorant right now.
Speaker 1: We were all dancing so hard we should brush our teeth,
Speaker 1: and like we all been smoking so much Tony.
Speaker 3: And it's crazy because like that has given me like
Speaker 3: a bad breath complex because I'm like, they have no idea,
Speaker 3: Like they're loud as fucking.
Speaker 2: They have no idea, and they're breathing.
Speaker 3: Everywhere like the whole club, the whole like laraty smells
Speaker 3: like they're fucking stinky ass breath.
Speaker 2: I'm miss intimate in the club. I will pull somebody
Speaker 2: because I'm just so nervous. I'll pull somebody like low
Speaker 2: we whispered your baby. I don't want to give you this.
Speaker 2: I want to If I'm gonna give, it's gonna go
Speaker 2: to your neighbor behind you.
Speaker 3: I subconsciously do that, like I don't even I whisper
Speaker 3: in people's ears.
Speaker 1: I do whisper, and I do one of these because
Speaker 1: I'm like, what's also not about to happen is my
Speaker 1: like breath is lingering all over the side of your face,
Speaker 1: and now it's like causing other human reactor like.
Speaker 2: You, like we should go and talk about it, like damn,
Speaker 2: this must be an intense secret and it's like I'm coming.
Speaker 3: My god, that was you just entered a float.
Speaker 4: That the fastest we've ever had a guest interflowst it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been sitting on that way a bad boy information.
Speaker 2: That was really really special.
Speaker 1: That was so fucking real. Also, it's just so earthly
Speaker 1: to like you don't want to wait, like you don't
Speaker 1: want to give there to be like you don't want
Speaker 1: something to look forward to tomorrow. Everybody's so quick to
Speaker 1: be like we must fuck now, must we?
Speaker 2: Though that ain't even the best thing that's going to
Speaker 2: come out of me. Like if you haven't seen my personality,
Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying, Like I've got a bit for you,
Speaker 2: or I've got like a cocktail bar to take you
Speaker 2: two that's gonna be the wow factor, you know, Or
Speaker 2: like you're going to tell that story about your grandma,
Speaker 2: you know, and that's a wow factor.
Speaker 3: Baby, I haven't even told the home invasion story, yeah,
Speaker 3: like oh oh yeah, you were about to start on it. No, No,
Speaker 3: I've told it like seventy six times. They even hear
Speaker 3: me say that and they get pissed. Drew shut the
Speaker 3: fuck up from a victim a big filmlet you.
Speaker 2: Process one of the craziest things about La that the
Speaker 2: task rabbits is. I did not realize that people have
Speaker 2: booked task. I was to go get them in and
Speaker 2: out because in and out doesn't do uber eats a door.
Speaker 2: It's a real fucking thing.
Speaker 1: I heard that recently and I was like, the.
Speaker 3: Lows, the lows, the lazy, that's that's the thing that's
Speaker 3: brilliant gold on because I've probably been at that place.
Speaker 2: Like last night, I had to get shakeshack instead.
Speaker 3: Of I just got in and out last night. This
Speaker 3: is the It was the first time in a long
Speaker 3: time I had in and out and it was really special.
Speaker 3: You get it monster demon style whatever, Yeah, I get
Speaker 3: a bagshot style mair s.
Speaker 2: Yeah. People are just fun that they're like, we got
Speaker 2: to clean the grill an animal style, like put all
Speaker 2: the bullshit like burnt crisp on your burger. I'm like,
Speaker 2: hell with a doggy style. All right, where's that style?
Speaker 2: But yeah, I was.
Speaker 3: I was telling Tanner that we uh glazed the funk
Speaker 3: out of him all the time. Early when when people
Speaker 3: ask us like who we think is funny, it's like
Speaker 3: you're the first answer every time.
Speaker 2: I'm not even kidding. Having like projector night with your
Speaker 2: friends and then seeing your friends in person is like
Speaker 2: oh my god. Because it's like people talk about parasocial
Speaker 2: ship all the time, but like I am very proudly
Speaker 2: parasocial with people online, and I'm like I love that
Speaker 2: shit and like that when I like watch this podcast
Speaker 2: all the time with my partner, will like watch it,
Speaker 2: like will pause and discuss like so whatever, be like no,
Speaker 2: and being like in the room where it happened, like
Speaker 2: that's no, I appreciate it, Like yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Know you're so fucking funny. I've actually gone on tangents
Speaker 1: before where, like I show it, I've gone on like
Speaker 1: crazy rants about how if somebody doesn't find your content funny,
Speaker 1: it's one of two things. When they're not funny, or
Speaker 1: they're straight and they're like too straight, Like it's like
Speaker 1: so and it's it's not even like straight in a
Speaker 1: homophobic sense, but it's like, oh, you're straight in the
Speaker 1: way that like you actually don't understand that, like.
Speaker 2: A straight edge of culture kind of thing. I have
Speaker 2: a funny thing with straight guys though, because every now
Speaker 2: and then on the podcast, I will say I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah to the five straight men that listened to this,
Speaker 2: and then they will type some comment that's like, hey, no,
Speaker 2: you actually like really help me like understand my girlfriend better.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, what fause? I'm like that's like wait,
Speaker 2: wired no, like why we crying? Like no, But that
Speaker 2: is sweet to me because I think sometimes, like I
Speaker 2: feel this way about a lot of things. I think
Speaker 2: we have to have somebody that is a bridge walker
Speaker 2: between like what we think these people are and what
Speaker 2: they are and a lot of times like we just
Speaker 2: chop it up that like gay men don't understand how
Speaker 2: to talk to straight man and straight maman don't understand
Speaker 2: how to talk tobout gay men, and like women don't,
Speaker 2: you know, get on their straight boyfriends about their gay friends.
Speaker 2: Like there's like this whole thing of misunderstanding. But I
Speaker 2: like the shit I talk about, like in my day
Speaker 2: to day if I phrase it a certain way of
Speaker 2: straight man's like, yes, I do feel bad. He just
Speaker 2: was missing it because he didn't understand what queen kind
Speaker 2: of lingis Tate mcray eighty four men. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's fine, let me break it down me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I talk about this all the time, Like
Speaker 3: I think gay guys need straight friends for themselves, but
Speaker 3: also for straight people, like for a straight gus.
Speaker 1: Also because I feel like gay guys have the luxury
Speaker 1: of not It's like the one luxury being a gay
Speaker 1: guy is because of that kind of or just like
Speaker 1: a gay person in general, but specifically, like when I
Speaker 1: think of masculinity and ideas of what it is to
Speaker 1: be a man, like we think of the male loneliness epidemic,
Speaker 1: but that I always think of like straight men under that,
Speaker 1: because the one pro of being gay is like, Okay,
Speaker 1: you are allotted this huge community of people who just
Speaker 1: like at the ground level understand you and have like
Speaker 1: open arms in the way that straight men don't have
Speaker 1: towards one another because they're not taught that and they're
Speaker 1: not in a position where they feel like they have
Speaker 1: to go seek that out.
Speaker 4: Or if there is one, it's like, oh yeah, join
Speaker 4: my discord where we learn how to like roof feed
Speaker 4: people and like that's how straight people.
Speaker 2: Are straight have a fitness plan and I'm excited to
Speaker 2: see you boys everywhere.
Speaker 4: It's always like a multi level marketing course. If you
Speaker 4: ever run a course I'm running four currently.
Speaker 2: Actually has a crypto scam.
Speaker 4: How to be friends with as many guys as possible.
Speaker 2: Wait, no, I do feel like what you're saying, Like
Speaker 2: I agree, Like there's a built in community. I love.
Speaker 2: One of the best things about being gay is like
Speaker 2: sometimes you can go on a date and you can
Speaker 2: transition to friends. And I think that's such a like
Speaker 2: unspoken like because when I go into a date, obviously
Speaker 2: I want to make it work right. And like sometimes though,
Speaker 2: I'll be in the middle of the date and I
Speaker 2: start hearing like Charlie Brown teacher. I'm like, mom, wah wah,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, wait, you might be my daughter, like
Speaker 2: you might be my sister, And then I transition the
Speaker 2: conversation and then we walk out of there where we're
Speaker 2: like we're hugging it away. We wouldn't have if it
Speaker 2: was like it's like, hey, thanks for the date, bro,
Speaker 2: It's like why, I don't know. A lot of my
Speaker 2: close friends were that were like, we went on two dates,
Speaker 2: but you cannot fuck them. You gotta keep them in
Speaker 2: there exactly, Lane.
Speaker 1: I mean my sister. Both of my sisters famously lesbians,
Speaker 1: and they talk about it often, like specifically my sister
Speaker 1: who's like single and Internet of dating, how she's like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, it is crazy. How like being a
Speaker 1: woman already you have this weird thing of it, it
Speaker 1: feels hard to reject and vice versa, even if you're
Speaker 1: feeling it. And like she's always like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: you put like me and another woman who lives in
Speaker 1: that idea in the room, and like, okay, we both
Speaker 1: find each other attractive, we both like enjoy talking, so
Speaker 1: like why wouldn't we just give it a shot and
Speaker 1: like that kind of thing, and like neither party feels
Speaker 1: like comfortable enough to stray away because you don't want
Speaker 1: to like this whatever thing is. She's always like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just end up with the person that like I
Speaker 1: went on that one fucking date with.
Speaker 3: It's also location matters, I think a lot too, because
Speaker 3: like it really is like like you know one gay
Speaker 3: guy and you know every gay guy. Like the population
Speaker 3: of gay guys gay women is very small and tight knit,
Speaker 3: so it's like you kind of do have to settle sometimes,
Speaker 3: but it sucks. I just became gay last year, like
Speaker 3: I've been gay, but like we know.
Speaker 2: Then you have the camera on already, so you're kind
Speaker 2: of you're developing, like we're cameo Trailblazer. Last week you
Speaker 2: were wearing the mesh because y'all were outside. You were
Speaker 2: at the messh Eagle, Yes, I was. I love the Eagle. Well, yes, literally,
Speaker 2: when you walk into a bar and you were like
Speaker 2: or a fly on the wall and you let yourself.
Speaker 2: I'm not talking like personing wallflower, like no one needs
Speaker 2: attention to me. No, I'm more like I'm looking on
Speaker 2: the side, not with judgmental eyes, but just like data collection,
Speaker 2: right the Eagle. You walk out of there, your eyes
Speaker 2: are white as fuck, bloodshot, like tears in your eyes
Speaker 2: are like what what is going on?
Speaker 1: Like the place I've met the most broad array of characters,
Speaker 1: because it's also like I don't know, it's so well.
Speaker 1: We went to a Supreme party together and like infamously
Speaker 1: lots of.
Speaker 2: Straight people, oh for sure, and Supreme at the Eagle
Speaker 2: or no, no no. I was at the opposite of
Speaker 2: the Eagle, the viper room. Yeah all right.
Speaker 1: But it was so funny because me Andrew were just like,
Speaker 1: it's so interesting how tense this environment is, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it does feel like I and in that way, I
Speaker 1: have started to back up of like destroying straight man.
Speaker 1: I've been trying to do that because I am like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess if I do put it into context of
Speaker 1: the world, to be a woman is to be overly
Speaker 1: constructed and overly criticized and hounded on your whole life,
Speaker 1: and then to be a man is to kind of
Speaker 1: be ignored and or coddled, like you either get one
Speaker 1: or the other. So I'm like, yeah, I guess that
Speaker 1: makes sense why most men are actually lost as shit,
Speaker 1: and when you talk to them, it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it feels like I'm talking to somebody who was just
Speaker 1: on the news and was being held in a basement
Speaker 1: for fifteen years.
Speaker 2: I don't think the gay shit saved me. I think
Speaker 2: being an only child and being a mom this boy
Speaker 2: saved me. Wow, that's what it did. Because when you're
Speaker 2: talking about like being coddled and like, actually that like
Speaker 2: I think you were coddled. My mom is not a
Speaker 2: boy mom by any means. But my mom is like, girl,
Speaker 2: I'll take a bullet for you, like you know, like
Speaker 2: we just have that. And I feel like she let
Speaker 2: me embarrass myself and let me do dumb shit. I mean, girl,
Speaker 2: I went to school for theater.
Speaker 1: Yeah, saying she let me embarrass myself. I went to
Speaker 1: school for theater.
Speaker 2: If my mom was really worried about me, she would
Speaker 2: have been like baby baby, But she was always like, hey,
Speaker 2: do some business classes, do some psychology so you can
Speaker 2: make sense of why the fuck you chose theater. But
Speaker 2: then like whatever, no, but like, hey, all respected theater,
Speaker 2: Like I love it, you know obviously hey, but like
Speaker 2: I feel like she was very like, do your thing,
Speaker 2: I trust you, but like she was two rooms away
Speaker 2: and I knew that subconsciously.
Speaker 1: Well. But I think that's like the perfect mix because
Speaker 1: I was just speaking to Josie about how interesting it
Speaker 1: is to like meet children who were caddled and how
Speaker 1: it shows up in different ways. And I was not
Speaker 1: a coud old child at all, but I did have
Speaker 1: like strict parents, So to me, I'm like, that's that
Speaker 1: weird in between of you're being coddled, but it's coming
Speaker 1: from such a place of fear that it almost feels
Speaker 1: like angry, so.
Speaker 2: That you're like blanchard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, so you're kind of just like, Okay, let
Speaker 1: me act right, because obviously acting dumb makes you mad.
Speaker 1: And if I act normal like a person, you're like, period,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, it's like that weird in between
Speaker 1: of coddling and then like degaffing of like, yeah, my
Speaker 1: kid's gonna go out and do stupid shit, but they
Speaker 1: know that if that stupid shit comes back into the house,
Speaker 1: we're going to have an issue.
Speaker 2: Because we're such like a therapy generation now, and we
Speaker 2: like actually like we're not like working in a place
Speaker 2: where we're breathing in like ten metal and everything. Like
Speaker 2: we're actually like a generation trying to be careful about things.
Speaker 2: I mean, look at how the fucking world is. It's
Speaker 2: like impossible, but like we're trying to be self aware.
Speaker 2: We're trying to like work on ourselves. I feel like
Speaker 2: we're gonna raise kids, if we even choose f kids,
Speaker 2: we're going to raise kids very like overly aware. I
Speaker 2: would like to think like we're not going to take
Speaker 2: out like I don't. I felt like a failure in
Speaker 2: my life, so I'm going to take it out on you. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And that's like hard to see because so many of
Speaker 2: those kids that their parents were like strict as fuck
Speaker 2: on them, it was because of trauma like the parents
Speaker 2: went through. Yea, that's so sad because it's like I
Speaker 2: want to give you a hug. I need to give
Speaker 2: your mama hug, like I feel bad for mama, like
Speaker 2: I because she clearly no.
Speaker 1: It is so sad. And I was saying to Josie,
Speaker 1: it's crazy to think about because I'm pretty sure the
Speaker 1: generation that raised our parents is considered one of the
Speaker 1: like most like strict and rude generation of parents. Like
Speaker 1: those Boomers were considered like the most like detached, like
Speaker 1: because it was right off of kids. They they had
Speaker 1: just decided kids shouldn't be in fucking coal mines, like
Speaker 1: not that long before our parents were being raised. So
Speaker 1: it was that new wave of like, okay, kids are
Speaker 1: not just like our servants and like our things to
Speaker 1: shove around. I have to be nice to it.
Speaker 2: Your dinner last night, So you're gonna walk your five
Speaker 2: miles to school today, I'm like, barefoot, mind you.
Speaker 1: Then before you outside, I'm gonna turn you over, hold
Speaker 1: you upside down, and put push a bunch of pricks
Speaker 1: into your feet so that you collect bacteria all the way.
Speaker 2: Sign no.
Speaker 1: Literally, like when my parents talk about their parents, I'm like.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh my god. I was with my mom
Speaker 2: last night. We were looking at Instagram reels of dogs.
Speaker 2: She's like, oh, with my mom, she took the hot pan.
Speaker 2: What is your mom here? Yeah, my mom came with
Speaker 2: me this. I love that song. We're going to Disney.
Speaker 2: We're doing doing the whole thing and very I love.
Speaker 2: See that's real. Like you get the older you get,
Speaker 2: the more it hits it makes sense.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I understand plus sized park hoppers, like,
Speaker 3: I get what bro it's magical.
Speaker 1: To Utopia that was like, and I get. I guess
Speaker 1: I could make it my day to day. So I'm
Speaker 1: about to show how little I do Karen investing my
Speaker 1: life because I was about to be like, if that
Speaker 1: could be my everyday life, I do it could be,
Speaker 1: and I just don't like join the Actually, I was
Speaker 1: at the doctor's office and I heard a woman pick
Speaker 1: up the phone. She casually goes, oh, I'm going to Disney.
Speaker 1: Mind you, we're not close to Disney. This doctor's appointment
Speaker 1: was like up in Burbank or something like Tarzana. It
Speaker 1: was in Tarzana, Tarzana. Rosita asked, fucking phone.
Speaker 2: Calls two hours away?
Speaker 1: Yes, two hours away, and it was it was not
Speaker 1: a good time to be heading down to like Annaheid.
Speaker 1: She goes, I think I'm gonna go by Disney later,
Speaker 1: like making casual plans about Disney, and I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: I'm for real, not shit, and I'm not a Disney
Speaker 1: adult the way I think because she has an all
Speaker 1: year past, like she's just bored in the doctor's office.
Speaker 1: Just like, h this journey, my blood is gonna kill me.
Speaker 2: I gotta go to di I was in that Irvine area,
Speaker 2: so like literally I had a local SoCal pass and
Speaker 2: it would be fifteen to twenty minute drive, so we'd
Speaker 2: go between classes. I have a class at noon, in
Speaker 2: a class at five, and we'd go over and bumble
Speaker 2: writing roller coasters between classes. Line that sounds as we'd
Speaker 2: have a drink, like you know what I mean, we
Speaker 2: make a reservation, Like I'd be in my class and
Speaker 2: I look over my friend. I'm like, go, she like
Speaker 2: this guy, and then we make a reservation. We pop over.
Speaker 2: But that was like kind of fresh, like twenty twenty one,
Speaker 2: twenty two, so like the park was dead, like there
Speaker 2: was nobody there because people were dead, like it was well,
Speaker 2: people were done. No, it was bad. Yeah, I felt
Speaker 2: like it was sad that I was like people were
Speaker 2: like coughing in my class, and I'm like, yeah, honestly,
Speaker 2: I guess would really like to head over to Mickey's house.
Speaker 1: I just kind of have many for lunch. I told
Speaker 1: her a few days ago I would come by.
Speaker 2: Fuck like it hit like I don't know. Once I
Speaker 2: got that casual relationship with Disney, I was like, I
Speaker 2: get it.
Speaker 1: Now it becomes cash.
Speaker 2: It's like, eh, it's a lot of money if it's
Speaker 2: not cash, And it's like, well, I.
Speaker 1: Know that's the only time it could be like a
Speaker 1: because before like twenty twenty one, that was not something
Speaker 1: I could do, and it was a very upper echelon experience.
Speaker 1: And I was like, baby, Disney is a birthday, a birthday.
Speaker 1: Disney is a hall once every five years. Yes, Disney
Speaker 1: is where I have photos of where I was an
Speaker 1: infant before my family dynamic crumbled and I don't remember
Speaker 1: that's what Disney was. I was like, Disney is I
Speaker 1: have a photo of myself two thousand and three in
Speaker 1: the Disney Park's.
Speaker 2: Unaware of any Disney relic you get, Like you could
Speaker 2: get a relic from last week and it would still
Speaker 2: have a pilot dust on it. Like like literally anything
Speaker 2: you get out you're like damn remember those days and
Speaker 2: like that was Wednesday, Like what do you mean? Like no,
Speaker 2: I want that new fucking princess hat with the many
Speaker 2: ears on it.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, I actually had to stop myself from buying
Speaker 1: ears when I would go because I would go have
Speaker 1: a few drinks today as right, and then I end
Speaker 1: up losing the ears and then it's like literally one
Speaker 1: thing about me is I will lose Disney ears and
Speaker 1: then go back and be like, but I need Disney.
Speaker 2: This is the whole point, and then I'll write it
Speaker 2: off as a work venture whatever watching this girl though,
Speaker 2: because it's like I feel bad I do the.
Speaker 1: Economy of my work is actually this is really import
Speaker 1: Like if I post a selfie in these ears, it
Speaker 1: will actually pre.
Speaker 2: Film on site and probably not professional camera, but you
Speaker 2: could like phone film. I was like, that would be
Speaker 2: so cool somebody to like a pot episode at Disney.
Speaker 3: Well I saw someone like record something and it looked
Speaker 3: super professional and it wasn't Disney affiliated, but so maybe
Speaker 3: you can sneak cameras in Oh wait, there's that whole
Speaker 3: movie where they like Gorilla like run a project at
Speaker 3: the end, not Florida project. They did one where they
Speaker 3: filmed like a to that too, but they did like
Speaker 3: a whole scary movie about like evil Mickey Mouse, and
Speaker 3: they filmed it all gorilla style inside the party, Like I.
Speaker 2: Love gorilla style anyway. That's kind of bringing it back
Speaker 2: to the dry humming earlier. But when there's something about
Speaker 2: like what were we talking about? You were just saying, oh,
Speaker 2: there's like evil Mickey Mouse. Oh when all those people
Speaker 2: became people, when all this like properties became pupublic domain,
Speaker 2: Winnie the Pooh, oh my god. Yeah, and they were like,
Speaker 2: what if we need the who rip your asshole out?
Speaker 2: I don't know, let's see. You know I never mouse prolapsed,
Speaker 2: you kin, so if Mickey Mouse beat you head baseball
Speaker 2: bat and then Winnie, I'm like, well, I guess we
Speaker 2: could legally do that, but.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it was like not a true collaboration.
Speaker 1: I don't think Disney would let this happen to their property.
Speaker 1: But there was a toy story. Five peptides pop up
Speaker 1: in New York. He pepi Yeah, peptides. I don't know,
Speaker 1: because I'm still you.
Speaker 2: Know peptides right, No, you don't know peptides are peptides.
Speaker 1: What's like replacing ozempic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like the ship that you like inject into
Speaker 3: you and it's like it makes you skinny, tan and
Speaker 3: good skins.
Speaker 2: Oh Jesse about to show up Puss for toy story six.
Speaker 4: Yes, immediately looked at the straight guy, was like, what
Speaker 4: are peptides? You help me about that, explaining I honestly
Speaker 4: don't fully know, but it's basically like people, what I
Speaker 4: what I am aware of is it's it's related to ozempic,
Speaker 4: where it's like very similar sister drugs to azempic, and
Speaker 4: it's like your body creates peptides, but you're basically injecting
Speaker 4: what your body already produces back in to your body.
Speaker 4: So people are like, oh, it's fine because it's not
Speaker 4: it's not necessarily like pharmaceutical grade because your body already
Speaker 4: that's their rationale behind it. And then you can like
Speaker 4: trigger certain genes or like like for example, some people inject, Yeah,
Speaker 4: they inject something that makes you so when you go
Speaker 4: in the sun, you tan like orange.
Speaker 1: I can't believe we've gotten play point of life that
Speaker 1: you can pay to play anything, and we've like brought
Speaker 1: eugenics to your front door.
Speaker 3: Well, what's crazy is like clear, sorry bleep the name,
Speaker 3: but like he was talking about this that like once
Speaker 3: like this like black pill like looks maxing shit like
Speaker 3: goes mainstream, Like the beauty standard is just gonna every
Speaker 3: one's going to like be hot when you like look
Speaker 3: at them, and so like there's gonna be these like
Speaker 3: outlier things that people have, like personalities.
Speaker 1: Am I going to be the first person to be
Speaker 1: brave enough to say that? I don't know if Hawt's
Speaker 1: the word I would use for half of these.
Speaker 2: Oh, phenetically modified hot is a different, Like it's a
Speaker 2: different It's almost like what's the fucking lab uncanny? Okay, yes,
Speaker 2: very uncanny, but it's almost like powerpuff Girls shit, Like
Speaker 2: it feels like I.
Speaker 1: Know what the formula is, like a diamond versus like
Speaker 1: a diamond. It's like, Okay, I can't necessarily tell the difference,
Speaker 1: but I'm sure if I got an expert in here,
Speaker 1: they could show me where the insitions were.
Speaker 2: I also think there's like a weird slope where everybody
Speaker 2: thinks like even getting like gender affirming care or like
Speaker 2: getting anything done puts you on like the scale of
Speaker 2: like bosh, which I don't agree with that. I think
Speaker 2: it's more so like there's this weird style thing where
Speaker 2: it's like, I mean a lot of people like even overdose.
Speaker 2: It was like steroids and shit, where people are like,
Speaker 2: see I'm ripped. I'm like, baby, I can see your veins,
Speaker 2: like I can see what and from my bubble going
Speaker 2: through your body. I'm like, you weird as fuck like,
Speaker 2: and I hate that because it's like as somebody who
Speaker 2: is okay having a little bit of like I don't know,
Speaker 2: I don't want to look the way that I'm supposed
Speaker 2: to look in that way, but like, no, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like it's real.
Speaker 1: It's like nothing about that is enticing, Like what are
Speaker 1: y'all doing?
Speaker 2: I guess it's good that we're on that page, though,
Speaker 2: because there's some people that are like, that's the standard,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, if that's the standard, I don't see
Speaker 2: that because also I think we all know if something
Speaker 2: is the standard, it's not going to be the standard
Speaker 2: in three years, So why now am I going to
Speaker 2: almost die trying to achieve this shit?
Speaker 1: Also hacking around bringing up like like gender firming like cosmetics,
Speaker 1: surgery and everything. I'm also really scared of the doctors.
Speaker 1: I'm really, like when I got my blood drawn the
Speaker 1: other day, I started sobbing, and that woman felt so
Speaker 1: bad because she was like, what did I do? And
Speaker 1: I was like, it's okay, it doesn't hurt. I'm just
Speaker 1: like actually so scared.
Speaker 4: I was older.
Speaker 2: It's so that exactly for some I was thinking, God,
Speaker 2: you want to.
Speaker 1: Fucking drug me and cut me open and play with me?
Speaker 1: Like what?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I sabby, like just the idea of.
Speaker 1: Me like on a table, fully knocked out, and oh
Speaker 1: she doesn't know in you, but like, baby, you're open,
Speaker 1: You're open. Your body is just out to the natural world.
Speaker 4: Like they're speaking speaking of this. Drew text me yesterday
Speaker 4: at like six pm and he texted me, oh, jack
Speaker 4: before my colonoscopy, so that I can last longer.
Speaker 2: I wow, yeah, because you know they're hitting that prostage.
Speaker 3: Drew.
Speaker 2: I couldn't.
Speaker 4: I couldn't sleep last night because of that text. I'm sorry, Like,
Speaker 4: you can't be texting me that after six pm. I'm
Speaker 4: sorry freaking out.
Speaker 2: Did it turn you on?
Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing about that is I did get
Speaker 4: very horny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, good, And I got very horny because of
Speaker 3: itting sucked out.
Speaker 2: The prep work before.
Speaker 1: I'm it's just like like tubes going across, like the
Speaker 1: framing of his eyes, like poop going through.
Speaker 3: There have been holes that I've fallen down on Instagram
Speaker 3: of They're not colonoscopies.
Speaker 2: Uh what what is it?
Speaker 3: Enemas where they like squirt water up their ass and
Speaker 3: then they have the clear tube where you can see
Speaker 3: the turds going out.
Speaker 2: All the coffee.
Speaker 3: No, enemas are like squirting water up the ass to
Speaker 3: get the poop out or putting coffee up the ass.
Speaker 4: I did Macha lat.
Speaker 2: With or without cold.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, with.
Speaker 3: Boba tema with boba.
Speaker 2: My mom is going through she goes, oh the oob.
Speaker 3: The wait ob did become a thing here, just like
Speaker 3: it hit the zite geyst really hard.
Speaker 2: In the last like six months.
Speaker 3: Yeah, speaking of Sniffy, me and Kai, I was showing
Speaker 3: Kay Sniffy's finally like he's seen it. I've like flashed
Speaker 3: my screen to him before, but like he hasn't like
Speaker 3: seen it.
Speaker 2: I seen it.
Speaker 4: I got like a tutorial.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like but also by the way, he took my
Speaker 3: phone a couple of times and like knew how to
Speaker 3: navigate the U.
Speaker 4: I was swiping through that ship very quick. It was
Speaker 4: like when babies like can use TikTok immediately.
Speaker 3: Baby watching video over and over and fast as fun
Speaker 3: when the dad's face timing.
Speaker 2: The key about Sniffy's and Grinder here is that everyone
Speaker 2: knows someone that works at either of those places. So
Speaker 2: you're like you'll see somebody like a Sniffy's T shirt, like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, my friend got yeah like on my grinder March.
Speaker 3: Well, one of like our friends worked at Grinder forever
Speaker 3: and he would just like secretly like pump my Grinder
Speaker 3: account full of like extra or whatever it's called. And
Speaker 3: so I like had like infinite.
Speaker 1: Like and we act like he owns Grinder.
Speaker 3: Well, he does own there, like he was there a
Speaker 3: decade ago, like he was there before Grinder was Grinder,
Speaker 3: Like when I was like in Texas, baby, he was
Speaker 3: working at Grinder.
Speaker 2: Grinder like old school grinder. We were called it. We
Speaker 2: always call it like the mask, or we call it
Speaker 2: yellow Facebook Facebook, Yeah, yellow see yellow Bay, yellow face.
Speaker 2: You tek a yellow Facebook like over there. No, and
Speaker 2: then ring tones of Death. We used to call it
Speaker 2: chimes of death, Chimes of death, the chimes of death
Speaker 2: of the club. I always see a gay couple accounts
Speaker 2: that they're like, we're gonna pull a prank on my partner,
Speaker 2: and I would have played the chimes of Death and
Speaker 2: see if he looks, and then he'll what are you
Speaker 2: doing over there? Y'all all need to like one of
Speaker 2: my favorite gay couples just broke up. We got us
Speaker 2: the couples on straight couples doing couples content when we
Speaker 2: got a gay couple that does couples content. And I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, and they're not talking about like Freddie Fasbear,
Speaker 2: Like I'm trying to see a gay couple like go
Speaker 2: get Macha my straight girl content through a gay perspective.
Speaker 3: By the way, every single one of them, not every
Speaker 3: single one of them, ninety five percent of them, though,
Speaker 3: turns to the dark side and starts an OnlyFans, not
Speaker 3: calling that dark sided, but it is just like, I
Speaker 3: feel like there is this pressure on gay couples who
Speaker 3: like present themselves online as couples that they have to
Speaker 3: start an OnlyFans within a and get between them exactly
Speaker 3: keep them so you're doing stand up right, Okay, I
Speaker 3: want to talk about that because like, sorry to completely
Speaker 3: shift the conversation.
Speaker 2: Baery Belly's kind of way with this. Yeah, big Harry
Speaker 2: Belly to stand up.
Speaker 3: How is it? How is it doing it? It's it
Speaker 3: seems like it's awesome. I've seen a couple of your
Speaker 3: like clips online and it cracks me the fuck up.
Speaker 2: I have a very big fear of like flop culture
Speaker 2: and also this whole like blue dot fever thing that's
Speaker 2: going on where like no one wants to go to
Speaker 2: live events anymore. So like when I was getting into this,
Speaker 2: I'm like, fuck the idea of selling tickets. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I will post my bare ass online before I sell
Speaker 2: a fucking ticket, Like I'm so nervous. So I really
Speaker 2: have gone this thing where I like, I go to
Speaker 2: New York, to La, go to Chicago, and I will
Speaker 2: post my gig the day of. Yeah, like I'm doing
Speaker 2: it tonight. It's a pop up event, Like, because why
Speaker 2: is that the thing with pop up events?
Speaker 4: Do?
Speaker 2: Like, I will buy something if it's a pop up event,
Speaker 2: but if it's like a store, I'm like a girl
Speaker 2: fuck that. I'm like, it's a pop up event, come tonight. Yeah. No,
Speaker 2: I'm kind of like reverse engineering my flea bag right now,
Speaker 2: if that makes sense, because I have so many like
Speaker 2: embarrassing stories that I want to reclaim in my life
Speaker 2: and I'm just like loving telling them to people. But like, no,
Speaker 2: every time I've done stand up, I've loved it. And
Speaker 2: I also intentionally don't wear my glasses so I can't
Speaker 2: see the crowdspace much. I'm alone, I'm alone in the room.
Speaker 3: I make them turn the lights like super bright in
Speaker 3: my face and the lights off, like I can't see
Speaker 3: the audience, like or I'll have a connection. You've been
Speaker 3: doing stand up too, not stand up just like live
Speaker 3: podcast episode, so totally totally.
Speaker 1: Stand up is one of those things where.
Speaker 2: Like I don't think I have the stand up gene.
Speaker 2: It's okay, I do think you have it because you
Speaker 2: have the podcast gene. I think it's like about coming
Speaker 2: in prepared or coming unprepared, and I feel like we're
Speaker 2: we're told we have to be so prepared with things
Speaker 2: like this. I mean today we didn't prepare jackass, and
Speaker 2: like you know, we're just like doing it, but it's
Speaker 2: like you have to walk in like realizing how much
Speaker 2: of a mask you want to have up. That's always
Speaker 2: how I feel. I feel like if I want to
Speaker 2: have a mask that tonight, I'm going to be playing
Speaker 2: a character and I'm like just kind of telling stories,
Speaker 2: like I'm putting some fucking you know, sugar on I'm
Speaker 2: a little bit. Then there's nights that come out and
Speaker 2: I'm just like, I'm gonna tell a story about kick tonight,
Speaker 2: you know, and like that's where it goes. Because the
Speaker 2: older I get, the more I realize that, like we
Speaker 2: need people that are not afraid of like showing their
Speaker 2: ass and like literally being okay, being embarrassing and being
Speaker 2: cringey and whatever the fuck that even means anymore, I
Speaker 2: feel like this whole cringe whimsical thing is so annoying
Speaker 2: and like grading to the ears. But it's like I
Speaker 2: want to figure out how I can just be myself
Speaker 2: and if that's the ugly, wake up in the morning
Speaker 2: version of me, or if that's the person that I
Speaker 2: used to what the bed till is fourteen years old?
Speaker 2: Like how do I tell that story? And you know, wait,
Speaker 2: you till you're fourteen? Yeah, my last time was when
Speaker 2: I was fourteen. Wow, that's it. That's wild. And one
Speaker 2: of the sleepovers I went to.
Speaker 1: I really scared to go get up to the bathroom
Speaker 1: or were you just pee in your sleep?
Speaker 2: I'd pee my sleep because I would drink too much
Speaker 2: before I went to bed. So I quit drinking and
Speaker 2: I actually had to wear drinking alcohol my corona peach.
Speaker 2: I know. I literally had a choice that I could
Speaker 2: either wear adult diapers or I could wear a censor
Speaker 2: that attached to your underwear and it would beep in
Speaker 2: the middle of the night if it detected fluid. And
Speaker 2: I chose the beeper, that fucker would go off. And
Speaker 2: it was twenty three nineteen. In my house. My mom
Speaker 2: was started screaming for the other room. She's like, like,
Speaker 2: somebody broke And I hated washing those sheep that bar
Speaker 2: because I would wake up every morning, you know that.
Speaker 2: And I had that pile. But no, like that pissy pile. No.
Speaker 2: There was a funny time I stayed over at a
Speaker 2: friend's house. I was really really young, and I kind
Speaker 2: of accepted when I got there, I was like, God,
Speaker 2: I never get invited a sleepovers, but this is fucking
Speaker 2: huge boy a girl sleepper. I'm like, here, I walk
Speaker 2: in that bitch. I was ready to make history. WI
Speaker 2: Ryan shit, I walk in. I'm like, all right, let's
Speaker 2: figure it out. If I pee. If I pee, it's okay.
Speaker 2: I quit drinking water and like whatever. So I wake
Speaker 2: up in the morning, God, I peep. And I had
Speaker 2: this thing in my back of my head that I
Speaker 2: was like, you know what, I'm just gonna blame it
Speaker 2: on her dog, because that's right. I knew she had
Speaker 2: a dog. She talked about it's on Facebook, like whatever.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm just gonna blame on our dog. I'm
Speaker 2: like fucking twelve years old. I walk up there and
Speaker 2: I'm like whatever, I'm like, put in my fucking blanket
Speaker 2: or whatever. I'm put in the washer, like whatever, I
Speaker 2: start the washer, I'm doing all the things. Whatever. And
Speaker 2: I walk by her fireplace there's a box with her
Speaker 2: dog's ashes. Oh fuck. And I still blame it on
Speaker 2: the dog. No, man, I think that.
Speaker 1: Okay, So there was a fansom here last.
Speaker 2: Night, like dog ghost pee, like plasma on the rub.
Speaker 2: But that's fake. It's right there. Yes, that's clearly something.
Speaker 2: And it wasn't me, That's what I'm saying. It wasn't.
Speaker 1: I just so happened to find it. I just happen
Speaker 1: to find it.
Speaker 2: But how can the Hauna Mansion be real? But the
Speaker 2: dog Plasma Pa reeling. Yeah, but no, that's the kind
Speaker 2: of shit that I love bringing and I'm like, fuck it.
Speaker 2: That used to be for me. I was like, no
Speaker 2: one can know what the bet I'm my girl, fuck y'all.
Speaker 2: I do now all the time. But you know, like
Speaker 2: I don't know it's a reclaiming.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm like trying to think of
Speaker 1: I think in stand up, I just am. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm like that open anymore. I think
Speaker 1: that's the main thing, Yeah, is I think you do.
Speaker 3: Very bury that and then I think we kind of
Speaker 3: maybe took it to an extreme for us, and then
Speaker 3: I think we've like reclused and over corrected. But I
Speaker 3: think we're kind of opening back up a little bit.
Speaker 2: You guys have been in it for a long time,
Speaker 2: and like that's not even coming from like a veteran perspective,
Speaker 2: but it's like it's crazy to think that we're crossing
Speaker 2: paths now in a point where I am getting more open.
Speaker 2: But like, you guys have a lot of lessons to
Speaker 2: learn that you've learned that are valuable as fucked and
Speaker 2: like everybody that are starting because I mean, fuck everybody
Speaker 2: starts a social career every goddamn week. Now, you know,
Speaker 2: it's like if people are learning lessons like so fucking quick.
Speaker 1: It's like I talked to you about that all the time.
Speaker 1: I am like so grateful that I've boun on the
Speaker 1: internet long enough that like I was able to watch
Speaker 1: the like ways in which it changed, and like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I feel like I've just been around long
Speaker 1: enough that I don't really take anything necessarily personally on
Speaker 1: the internet ever, like because it's just like what Also,
Speaker 1: I don't know, the Internet has always been an escape
Speaker 1: form for me, and then as I grew older, it
Speaker 1: became less of that, and I just like found my
Speaker 1: escape in real life because the only reason I started
Speaker 1: online is because I needed an escape from like the
Speaker 1: life I was living. And then I've now gotten to
Speaker 1: the life I've always wanted. So I think I've just
Speaker 1: become a little more removed. Also, again, it's like you're saying,
Speaker 1: there's so many people online and like in all these
Speaker 1: realms now that I don't know if I have the
Speaker 1: like the like hustle to throw myself in the mix
Speaker 1: until like things settle down a bit. Like even with
Speaker 1: stand up, I've always thought like it's something I want
Speaker 1: to do, But for some reason, I'm like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that in my later thirties or like
Speaker 1: early forties.
Speaker 2: And you are in charge of what rooms you want
Speaker 2: to play. You're in charge of exactly how you want
Speaker 2: it presented. And I think a lot of times for me,
Speaker 2: live events are awesome because you have control. Again, yeah,
Speaker 2: I have no control of what the narrative is online.
Speaker 2: I have no control. That's what we give up. We
Speaker 2: sign that away, you know. And I think you guys
Speaker 2: have been in it for so long that what you're
Speaker 2: saying about finding your escape in real life it might
Speaker 2: be refreshing to just play a small, little thirty person
Speaker 2: look around.
Speaker 1: You know, I am obnoxious where I'm like, bro, I
Speaker 1: could kill that, Like that would be so fun. Like
Speaker 1: I literally like I because all I do love to
Speaker 1: do in my free time for the most part is
Speaker 1: I will One of the reasons I'm such a yes
Speaker 1: person of going out is because I love talking to
Speaker 1: people who I have no business talking to. And to me,
Speaker 1: stand up is so that line of like somebody who
Speaker 1: is on stage who has no business talking, let alone
Speaker 1: into a mic and like, I don't know. I think
Speaker 1: about like how often I go outside I interact with
Speaker 1: somebody where I'm like, that is a crazy person. I
Speaker 1: cannot believe we interacted and they're going to go back
Speaker 1: home and continue to live their lives.
Speaker 2: What's her dinner look like?
Speaker 1: You know, what does your dinner look like? Do you
Speaker 1: get in the house and wash her hands before you
Speaker 1: eat your food? Or do you just get in you
Speaker 1: don't wash your hands, You forget about it, you start cooking,
Speaker 1: you don't wash your hands before, like just like random
Speaker 1: shit like that. And to me, doing stand up is
Speaker 1: essentially presenting myself as that person is like, oh, oh,
Speaker 1: I am the person you kind of should be scared
Speaker 1: of because the things that the things that are being
Speaker 1: thunk and thought and acted out by me are irrational.
Speaker 3: Who are your comedy Like, do you have any like
Speaker 3: comedy inspirations that you're like, like stand up or anybody
Speaker 3: like that that you're.
Speaker 2: Like, honestly, what's crazy is like a lot of my
Speaker 2: inspo comes from like my mom's friends that would be
Speaker 2: like the people that would get us in trouble, like
Speaker 2: the person we've always got a parking ticket with, the
Speaker 2: person that always be like, oh, we're finally just leave
Speaker 2: the car right there, and she just like turn on
Speaker 2: the hazard. You know, Like there's those kind of people
Speaker 2: in my life. I really try to interact with everything
Speaker 2: but comedy online. Yeah, right now, that's kind of in
Speaker 2: my escape that I'm like, if I'm gonna be online,
Speaker 2: I need to not be comparing myself for thinking about
Speaker 2: other people constantly. But with that being said, like there's
Speaker 2: so many comedians in Chicago that are just holding it
Speaker 2: the fuck down, and they always in Chicago do such
Speaker 2: a good thing of identifying what you view me as.
Speaker 2: Like a trans woman walks on stage and she gets
Speaker 2: it out of the way like two seconds in. That's cool,
Speaker 2: and the audience will be a bunch of straight guys,
Speaker 2: a bunch of fucking like old people or whatever, and
Speaker 2: they're immediately on her side. Yeah, because she finds a
Speaker 2: way of being like, okay, elephant in the room, which
Speaker 2: unfortunately she has to acknowledge that in a Brooklyn room
Speaker 2: you don't have to fucking do that shit, but like
Speaker 2: in Midwest town you kind of have to say, all right, fuck,
Speaker 2: yeah here, I am here, I am here, I am okay,
Speaker 2: we good, Okay, let's go, let's go, and it's so
Speaker 2: fucking cool because it's just like I don't I respect
Speaker 2: the fuck out of that. I respect the fuck out
Speaker 2: of like comedians that have some thing that the audience
Speaker 2: is holding against them in some way and they can
Speaker 2: still win them over.
Speaker 1: So to me, comedy is a survival tactic. Like people
Speaker 1: who are actually funny. I'm like, again, that's another thing
Speaker 1: that you're only really funny if you had to be
Speaker 1: because you grew up in a situation, whether it be
Speaker 1: like emotional, physical, financial, where like you were in dense
Speaker 1: rooms way too often and you for some reason felt
Speaker 1: the need to alleviate that room, and you just learned
Speaker 1: quickly that like, if I'm funny, it can lit. If
Speaker 1: I'm funny, I can turn all these fronds upside down
Speaker 1: right now quickly too, and they might go right back
Speaker 1: to a front. But don't worry. I got another joke
Speaker 1: in my back.
Speaker 2: Bucket, and I'm gonna pull it out of my pucket.
Speaker 2: That haven't so much. It was like if I if
Speaker 2: I talk really quick and make everybody laugh, then that's
Speaker 2: ten seconds that you're not thinking about me or call
Speaker 2: me gay in some way, which like is crazy because
Speaker 2: once you take that away from people, it's like they
Speaker 2: have no choice which just respect you. I mean genuinely,
Speaker 2: like I feel that, Like I have people that I've
Speaker 2: seen in my life that I know like caused me
Speaker 2: a lout of torment when I was growing up, and
Speaker 2: they like respect the fuck out of me now and
Speaker 2: it's not like see, it's more like thank you, you're late. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you're yeah, literally, like you're late as fuck, Like
Speaker 2: we could have been close in school because I don't
Speaker 2: give a fuck.
Speaker 1: Like, well, it's also funny to think about because laughing
Speaker 1: is such a like actually getting to some somebody to
Speaker 1: laugh is kind of like getting somebody angry or crying,
Speaker 1: like you were causing a somatic reaction that that person
Speaker 1: cannot control, like we talk about all the time. It's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's so hard to like not laugh
Speaker 1: when I want to laugh, like because it is you
Speaker 1: have no control over what the fuck makes you laugh.
Speaker 2: I love that feeling, so yeah, getting to laugh like
Speaker 2: they can. I want to be in the back of
Speaker 2: class again, like when you knew that you were gonna
Speaker 2: get your ass handed to you if you were laughing
Speaker 2: in class and you were laughing like oh my god,
Speaker 2: I missed thatch want to ad work out? Yes?
Speaker 3: Literally, my me, my first girlfriend, Sarah, she's like a
Speaker 3: total bitch. Now she like is pregnant and like trying
Speaker 3: to like throw it in my face.
Speaker 4: I'm angry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like she got married and sh she's trying to
Speaker 2: make me tell us. I'm like, baby, that was always
Speaker 2: she's obsessed with me. Is he hot? Yeah he's back then,
Speaker 2: even like the shooter drills were like funny as shit,
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, when like he's on the lobby, I'm like grumble,
Speaker 2: sh No, he's not. Literally like nothing was serious.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Actually also shooter drills, by the way, just.
Speaker 1: Thinking about that because I was like before, because I
Speaker 1: think when we were in school, when we were younger,
Speaker 1: like shootings wor thing, but not nearly as prevalent as
Speaker 1: they fucking are now, Like the.
Speaker 3: Last two years of our high school, I think they
Speaker 3: were like really starting to ramp up and geting like
Speaker 3: really bad.
Speaker 2: But like I'm twenty seven, are you don't here? So
Speaker 2: I'm thirteen.
Speaker 4: Twenty one.
Speaker 2: Recently we all looked over for his age. It was
Speaker 2: like perfect, wait, I want to ask you to like
Speaker 2: you're talking about we were talking about stand up and Ship.
Speaker 2: How was it with doing Netflix special? Yes, it was amazing.
Speaker 4: It was awesome. I was like really nervous because I'd
Speaker 4: never directed anything with that level of like production value.
Speaker 4: But it was really fun and she was she was
Speaker 4: really awesome to work with. She was like, I'm going
Speaker 4: to be so horrible the day of, I'm going to
Speaker 4: be so scary, and I was like, dude, you were
Speaker 4: great to work with. Honest, I was preparing for something
Speaker 4: much worse and she was just like mildly stressed out.
Speaker 2: That's a good blanket statement, but I feel like it
Speaker 2: is really stressful being stressed with other people that are
Speaker 2: expecting you to be fucking on, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Also, it's like having to be like the leader and
Speaker 1: then the talent, I'm sure is such a weird combo
Speaker 1: of Like.
Speaker 4: I also think when you're directing a stand up special,
Speaker 4: it's obviously a different job than directing like a narrative film,
Speaker 4: Like it's a lot it's a lot less creative in
Speaker 4: a lot of ways. And so I realized like for
Speaker 4: directing those kind of things, I was almost like an
Speaker 4: interpersonal liaison or something with her. Where I was I
Speaker 4: was taking on a lot of the like vision stuff
Speaker 4: that she wanted to translate to the crew like on
Speaker 4: the day of. Yeah, so it just took a lot
Speaker 4: of like weight off of her to be like she
Speaker 4: can just focus on like the comedy and the stand
Speaker 4: up and the content.
Speaker 2: I could just throw you probably bullshit and you translate
Speaker 2: it like that's that's cool when you don't have to
Speaker 2: like send a structured Google doc and slids format to
Speaker 2: get your idea out. It's like chicken notes, like chicken
Speaker 2: scratches on the fucking iPhone O. You're like I needed
Speaker 2: to feel like this emoji, like go do that? You know,
Speaker 2: like that's cool as shit.
Speaker 4: I also feel like it was important too, because we
Speaker 4: really we just like I think we had the same
Speaker 4: idea of what we wanted the tone to be and stuff.
Speaker 4: So for like four months, like I went to like
Speaker 4: five shows or something in different cities, and I think
Speaker 4: that helped a lot. Like on the day of, having
Speaker 4: like a relationship with the stand up that she wanted
Speaker 4: to do for the special, it was really easy for
Speaker 4: me to communicate specific things that were almost even unsaid
Speaker 4: the day of that we had just like discussed like
Speaker 4: the months prior and stuff, but.
Speaker 2: It was like it felt so different than any I know.
Speaker 4: I'm very proud of her.
Speaker 2: It was so cool.
Speaker 1: Is she's so fucking funny.
Speaker 2: It's probably so fun to be like on a Crew
Speaker 2: two where you're like you're attached to it, but you're
Speaker 2: not the face on the poster, you know what.
Speaker 4: It is really nice. Yeah, Like I just directed a
Speaker 4: short film recently, and it was so nice to be
Speaker 4: like I can focus on the people that are on
Speaker 4: on screen, you know what I mean, instead of like
Speaker 4: attaching your ego. It's basically impossible for me to be
Speaker 4: in something, have my face in something, and like view
Speaker 4: it objectively. Like I can't do that, Like my ego
Speaker 4: always attaches some dysmorphia to the performance or something.
Speaker 2: I'm going to start writing for other people this whole
Speaker 2: fall oh fuck, And I signed on with the old
Speaker 2: people to just start writing because to me, I miss
Speaker 2: like the hack sprain of like working with someone else's
Speaker 2: perspective because I'm just so not critical of my own.
Speaker 2: But I limit the fuck out of myself because I'm
Speaker 2: my girl. He can't jump out of a plane, but
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm gonna write this, but just jump out
Speaker 2: the plane, you.
Speaker 4: Know, Like it's also it's so fulfilling to write something
Speaker 4: for people that, like, you know, you're writing in a
Speaker 4: voice that you know somebody can body on screen, you know,
Speaker 4: and like providing an environment that is like safe and
Speaker 4: fun and comedically elevated.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 4: I just feel like so few things are good, you know,
Speaker 4: like most things I think are pretty mid you know,
Speaker 4: and like commercial entertainment, and like creating something that's actually funny,
Speaker 4: and like the director isn't like a sociopath who's like
Speaker 4: screaming at people to lose weight, like ten pounds a
Speaker 4: day before, Like I think that's.
Speaker 2: So bad for you to marry.
Speaker 4: Though I was screaming. I was screaming here, I said,
Speaker 4: you need to lose eighty pounds in the next thirty seconds. Yeah,
Speaker 4: can you do that for me? It was and I
Speaker 4: called myself daddy. But anyway, I don't want to talk
Speaker 4: about that.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it turned out great though he was difficult,
Speaker 2: but it turned out.
Speaker 4: Great, really well, and exactly exactly.
Speaker 2: They always say that about old movie. It's like, why
Speaker 2: is that always come up? You're like, oh, it's a
Speaker 2: classic that director made Two girls quit on the spot
Speaker 2: and he belied everyone. I'm like, okay, oh, we don't
Speaker 2: need that. I don't like that. I goa listen to
Speaker 2: you talk all day. You have like big podcast voys.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, thank you. I got chilled. They got
Speaker 4: full Boddy chills complement like.
Speaker 1: That, but like you don't have anything else to say,
Speaker 1: like you were supposed to keep talking.
Speaker 4: I said, full body chills. I guess was your guys'
Speaker 4: first just talking about being like a class clown? Was
Speaker 4: that like your guys's first experience of being like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm a funny person. Because for me, I davidly remember
Speaker 4: the day of like it was like fourth grade being
Speaker 4: in class and like making the class laugh and then
Speaker 4: being like whoa, I'm identifying with this in real Peperman.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was always like the kid entertainment at weddings, and
Speaker 2: like my mom and my dad would always bring a
Speaker 2: place because I was the only child. They didn't want to.
Speaker 2: They were just like, if you're tired, you can just
Speaker 2: take a nap, but we're gonna take you everywhere. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But like I go to a wedding appy dancing and shit,
Speaker 2: and everybody be like, oh my god, he is And
Speaker 2: I remember I'd be in the White Home.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, I know exactly my annoying us from
Speaker 1: the very dumb I was like, Okay, I really like
Speaker 1: this thing called America's Next Time Model. If I'm not
Speaker 1: going to be designing the clothes, I'll be in them.
Speaker 1: And if that doesn't work out, there's this radio show
Speaker 1: I listened to in the morning, and I think that'd
Speaker 1: be pretty easy for me. I could talk my ass off,
Speaker 1: like literally.
Speaker 2: Radio Disney and being like trying to win on the
Speaker 2: fucking giveaway, and then I get on the air. I
Speaker 2: got on the air one time some own tickets, and
Speaker 2: I remember I was talking. I was like hello, like
Speaker 2: you know, when you're trying to make your voice sexy,
Speaker 2: but you six like what about shaving Ravens Like actually,
Speaker 2: like come on.
Speaker 1: The immediate moment. But I think I was like from
Speaker 1: very young, I was annoying because I was also on
Speaker 1: top of all that, I wanted to be a dancer
Speaker 1: for a while and I was obsessed with Shakira and
Speaker 1: I was the kid who, like I was like in
Speaker 1: dance classes and stuff, and my comedy pipeline absolutely would
Speaker 1: dragged me from whatever room I was going to be
Speaker 1: like on They're about to play a song. They're about
Speaker 1: to play a song, Go dance, Go dance for everybody,
Speaker 1: and then literally I would just stand in front of
Speaker 1: the in the middle of the room, dancing for all
Speaker 1: these adults and.
Speaker 2: They cheer for me, and like we always got a
Speaker 2: friend that can bust into a dance, and always a
Speaker 2: friend that's demanded to bust into the splits and I
Speaker 2: love splits. Oh yeah, he would need that person that's
Speaker 2: like the ecosystem of like a funny ass group when
Speaker 2: you're like, hey, she could.
Speaker 4: Just really it was like bringing the clowns. I remember
Speaker 4: the first like two years of hanging out with you guys.
Speaker 4: It would just get to a point where it be
Speaker 4: like one am at your apartment and then it would
Speaker 4: get quiet first second. Then Josida would just stand up
Speaker 4: and stand in front of us and start like dancing.
Speaker 2: Performing like he performs.
Speaker 1: He would put something on the TV, like a song
Speaker 1: or a background. It'll be like a like fireworks background,
Speaker 1: and then play a song.
Speaker 4: It's to watch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like every single time Joe Siah has to dance,
Speaker 3: Mine was poop jokes. I would just make poop jokes
Speaker 3: and like people lost their fucking ship it was like
Speaker 3: fourth grade recess and I was like, oh, I'm going
Speaker 3: to run poop into the ground. And then it like
Speaker 3: bled into like my Space. I was like funny on
Speaker 3: MySpace randomly, my mom like made me a MySpace account
Speaker 3: and I would just like ship it fart around on there,
Speaker 3: and then it turned into Facebook slowly after that, and
Speaker 3: like I would do those like date rate hate things,
Speaker 3: but like I would make them really funny, and everyone
Speaker 3: always wanted a date rate hate from me, and.
Speaker 2: Then get Facebook until senior year of high school, so
Speaker 2: I missed out on that ship and when you would
Speaker 2: like the pages where it would be like angry birds,
Speaker 2: like like I want to share that needs to keep
Speaker 2: up with angry birds. The gag.
Speaker 1: I wasn't allowed to have Facebook because my dad was
Speaker 1: scared that my birth mom would get in contact with
Speaker 1: me and try to kidnap me. Oh oh ye, keep
Speaker 1: that to yourself, and then she died, so he got.
Speaker 4: So this is a comedy podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like what about like Farmville?
Speaker 3: I was literally about to bring up there was Farmville
Speaker 3: in Farmtown. Farmtown was the shittier version of Farmville, and
Speaker 3: I ran Farmtown.
Speaker 2: I love that shit so much.
Speaker 3: Corn in the yes, and I would like design my
Speaker 3: like land to like have like really like some of
Speaker 3: the pieces with glitch and I could make my like
Speaker 3: my land look like stared.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I was like really into that shit down, like.
Speaker 4: Are you doing sacred geometry?
Speaker 3: Well that's basically it was really sacred. But yeah, I
Speaker 3: only had Facebook in my space because my mom wanted
Speaker 3: to spy on my siblings through my accounts, so she.
Speaker 2: Would make them and then yeah, I was a fed.
Speaker 2: I was literally a federal federal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I only got to interact with like Facebook really
Speaker 1: like one summer, I played Farmville a bunch. When I
Speaker 1: was like twelve, my dad sent us to North Carolina
Speaker 1: to be with what I presumed were family, because growing up,
Speaker 1: I just thought everyone was my family because I called
Speaker 1: them my family. I'm not related to these people. They
Speaker 1: just lived on the.
Speaker 2: Street from us, that's family.
Speaker 1: And my dad shipped us off in their Toyota Corolla. Uh.
Speaker 1: And they were big Jehovah's witnesses, and I was going
Speaker 1: to Jehovah's witness church twice a week. One weekend we
Speaker 1: went to an assembly like camp thing and she had
Speaker 1: a PSP with music on it. And GTA, and she
Speaker 1: broke the GTA. She took my PSP and she was like,
Speaker 1: if you want to play a game, you have to
Speaker 1: play a game that's not so sinful, and she let
Speaker 1: me play Farmville.
Speaker 2: You like running over strippers in the Jehovah Witness.
Speaker 1: House, Bro, you don't want me to steal a car?
Speaker 1: Beat up strippers, put them in my car, take them somewhere,
Speaker 1: kill them, and then like run away from the police.
Speaker 2: Offered to do Jehovah's witness ship in.
Speaker 1: GTA, actually changing people in this game. But yeah, that
Speaker 1: was my only like interaction with that. My older sister
Speaker 1: did have a MySpace and I was really jealous because
Speaker 1: she had this EMO asked like versions of sims like
Speaker 1: my sims that were these blocky characters. Like I feel
Speaker 1: like somebody out there knows what I'm talking about. But
Speaker 1: I was so fucking jealous because you could like make
Speaker 1: your character customize it to be all like seen and like,
Speaker 1: oh man, I was like, damn, you're literally living so
Speaker 1: good because you're older, and like, I don't I don't
Speaker 1: know why my dad thought, like I guess my dad
Speaker 1: just felt like I was more prone to being re
Speaker 1: kidnapped by my mom than like anybody else, which honestly
Speaker 1: is real because I am a bit slow in that sense.
Speaker 1: Like I am the type of bitch that sadly like yeah,
Speaker 1: like you probably could kill me if.
Speaker 2: Like you hang out with Jehovah. No, no question, you
Speaker 2: were witnessing Jehovah.
Speaker 1: Jehovah's gonna be there.
Speaker 2: Oh where the Jeho's at Ovah?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Literally, Well, what do you want to promote? Promote something?
Speaker 2: Check out my podcast Tangent Sick YouTube enter ten thirty
Speaker 2: six and keep your eyes peeled because I Am going
Speaker 2: to get back on the road with some stand up
Speaker 2: but can I see absolutely. I don't know if I'll
Speaker 2: get drink tickets or anything, but I'll make it. I'll
Speaker 2: make a little no. Yeah, that sounds your bottle girl.
Speaker 4: Do you have any plans for LA shows?
Speaker 2: I'm going to figure it out. I don't really know
Speaker 2: venues as much here, so that's kind of my okay, cool,
Speaker 2: But now that I've got a team, do hot Dog
Speaker 2: do hot Dog?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Ivy did like a show like her Struggle Bust
Speaker 3: show at hot Dog and it was such a cool venue.
Speaker 2: Oh hot Dog.
Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry sorry, sorry, sorry, Hot dog waits like a
Speaker 3: cool fla hot dog el sid is this really gnarly
Speaker 3: gay party that happens?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why are gay parties? It's like, Oh, did you
Speaker 2: go to Gaggy last? I did? Did you go to whole?
Speaker 2: I did go to a whole boots hoole.
Speaker 1: I have been to some of the most like like
Speaker 1: may tricks, like like what's it called fifth Element ass
Speaker 1: parties that are gay parties?
Speaker 2: To them Element, it's creepy. They're always named some ship
Speaker 2: and I will be there every time.
Speaker 1: I g it is so fun. But it is exactly
Speaker 1: what Middle of America conservatives.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's scary. They would be scared. A lot of
Speaker 2: people would be scared. They're at the whole party in
Speaker 2: the middle of boots Eagle like.
Speaker 1: And after they went to the afters whatever that means,
Speaker 1: and the gagging on my.
Speaker 2: Ball, gagging on my coat a hot dog.
Speaker 4: Drew took me to stink Night at the.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, you get all yeah, like all other
Speaker 3: guys were all stinky.
Speaker 2: And I met Trade. I met Trade and I love it.
Speaker 2: Sneak night, I means.
Speaker 4: Is like a guy on his belly.
Speaker 2: How we get in the media, yup?
Speaker 1: Do you have any media that you're into right now
Speaker 1: that you would.
Speaker 3: Like to share, TV show, music, movie, Let me get
Speaker 3: back to me, get back to the podcast.
Speaker 2: There's an album I want to share.
Speaker 3: Well, we played this party which we'll talk about next week,
Speaker 3: and we played uh the song from Challengers live and
Speaker 3: it was so fun. So that song the theme song
Speaker 3: from Challengers, Tragic Surprises are Surprised by snow Strippers. I
Speaker 3: saw it live and it was really really crazy. And
Speaker 3: then someone I never knew by Josie jo Saia released
Speaker 3: music listen go stream.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: My media of the week is oh Avatar.
Speaker 3: I watched Avatar the first one terrible media. It was terrible,
Speaker 3: but I loved it. I'm really big on like sci.
Speaker 1: Fi right now, Like what does it look good?
Speaker 2: It looks cool like it and it's it's like one.
Speaker 1: Of those things that's like rewatching Jimmy Neutron and being like.
Speaker 2: Wholes Toy story. It's scary. It's literally scary looking.
Speaker 1: My media is someone I never knew, Jozie, And honestly,
Speaker 1: I haven't been really listening oh.
Speaker 2: To like classical music.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been listening to like Mad random Ship, but
Speaker 1: I can't lie this Lil Wayne song has got me?
Speaker 1: What I that? Throw it in? Wait? Wait yeah, throw
Speaker 1: it in, dude. He's so crazy. That is him sampling
Speaker 1: a song that was made about him because him and
Speaker 1: the Dream were beefing over this girl. I think it
Speaker 1: was this girl, Nivia, but the Dream made a song
Speaker 1: about Lil Wayne and it was so good that he's
Speaker 1: sampled it and wrapped over it. Like he literally looked
Speaker 1: at this about him.
Speaker 2: He was like, damn, they could hug after that makeup
Speaker 2: and hug there.
Speaker 1: Because it's like, I'm pretty sure the Lords they were
Speaker 1: going back and forth over this girl and Lil Wayne,
Speaker 1: and that girl ended up having a baby, and like
Speaker 1: Lollipop is about the Dream like a bunch of their
Speaker 1: Like both of those people's songs greatest hits are about Disney.
Speaker 1: So if you want to make great work, fall into
Speaker 1: an evil triangle of.
Speaker 2: Sorts, Yeah, you mean to each other. I mean, look
Speaker 2: how Sabrina and Olivia turned out.
Speaker 1: I know, sacrifice one man. All it takes is to
Speaker 1: sacrifice one man two women come together, I must say.
Speaker 2: Raven Lenay's new album, Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, Yeah, it is so fucking good.
Speaker 2: That's Blue Islands and Rule and then uh, kind of
Speaker 2: back to the Disney ship. I'm new to this, not
Speaker 2: true to this, so I just want to put that out.
Speaker 2: Kylie Control is a girl from Disney Descendants. I don't
Speaker 2: watch the Descendants, but she just released a new record
Speaker 2: called Valley Girl Problems Is. I think she's about to
Speaker 2: be my next client. Like I think she has that
Speaker 2: old school Disney formula of like it's like she's very
Speaker 2: at like replays in day a moment right now, if
Speaker 2: that makes sense. So like, yeah, it's a hit, but
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, I can't wait till she finds her sound. Okay,
Speaker 2: I think that girl's going to he's gonna have them.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you brought up the Raven album because
Speaker 1: I forgot about that too. I was like, I listened
Speaker 1: to it all the way through walking Around, which however
Speaker 1: long that album was, I was literally just walking around
Speaker 1: my neighborhood until it ended. So good. It's one of
Speaker 1: the first albums that's referencing like such a specific time
Speaker 1: in like eighties and seventies, like Cynthie R and.
Speaker 2: B pop productions.
Speaker 1: Mass it's so crazy.
Speaker 2: Like you just know love me, not like the thing
Speaker 2: is that is an okay entry because it sounds like
Speaker 2: her music, but like if you get into like the
Speaker 2: b sides, like the other like the track Eleven's on
Speaker 2: an album, like Raven Line has so many hits like
Speaker 2: baked into an album, it's oh my god.
Speaker 1: To me. She it's like a I guess it makes
Speaker 1: sense because she's also from that same group of like
Speaker 1: a Steve Lacy too, and like all those people from
Speaker 1: like the Internet and like all these It's like I
Speaker 1: was saying before the episode started, like there's that like
Speaker 1: undercurrent of artists who are just like building up the
Speaker 1: craziest disccog ever and then close to ten years in
Speaker 1: people are like, oh my god, because yeah, if you
Speaker 1: look through Raven's Hole catalog, she also is somebody who
Speaker 1: like jumps around genres and styles in a way that
Speaker 1: it all still lives in the same world. Like she's
Speaker 1: one of those people who like, I don't know, that
Speaker 1: album was so good. It really did remind me of
Speaker 1: like and I know people a lot of people are
Speaker 1: one referencing Janis, especially when they're talking about the music
Speaker 1: being made now. People are like, oh, she's on in
Speaker 1: her Janet bag that album. I'm like, that is Rhythm
Speaker 1: Nation that is the closest person who's and like I
Speaker 1: love Janet down down down, Rhythm Nation is not my
Speaker 1: favorite album of hers. Like I love it, love it,
Speaker 1: live it, love it. Gotta have it right, but I'm
Speaker 1: not like going to the store for it. Yeah, that's like,
Speaker 1: if there's a Rhythm Sation pop up, I'm there. If
Speaker 1: there's a Rhythmnation store, I'll go.
Speaker 2: I just have that with Madonna too. I feel like
Speaker 2: Madonna and Janet both. I'm like I like this like
Speaker 2: B side on, like this Unhurt album or whatever, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean it's just like these like they have such
Speaker 1: a crazy fucking deep disc cog. But yeah, that album
Speaker 1: is so good, like wow.
Speaker 2: Oh well we will. Well, thank you.
Speaker 3: Really major for me just watching you perform live like
Speaker 3: this was I needed this.
Speaker 2: I need this, I know Twin.
Speaker 1: Thank you for coming on last, Thank you guys, thank
Speaker 1: you for watching.
Speaker 2: By three