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Speaker 1: And we're not trying to be rude, We're not trying

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Speaker 1: Well, I think that it's very brave of you to

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Speaker 2: This isn't like really talking to me. No, thank you,

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Speaker 1: You know, I love you and I'm in love with you.

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Speaker 2: And She's the Man as well.

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: This guy likes her?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So you don't like it, you don't like major reloaded, No.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. Okay, do you ever change your personality

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Speaker 2: It's like you're constant you don't but doesn't have you

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Speaker 3: No, this is You're never gonna win.

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Speaker 3: I've never seen that.

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Speaker 1: But I know that the man you live with watches

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fake, like so many things. This is This

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Speaker 1: He proved a bunch of stuff was fake. Recycling was fake.

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Speaker 1: We don't. We don't have enough of a presence online

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Speaker 3: I like, I do like Instagram. I bet I think

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Speaker 1: So, yeah, were you guys.

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Speaker 1: I was there to make sure that doesn't happen again.

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Speaker 2: That was what I was setting up of the plug.

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Speaker 2: This is real merch that we have.

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Speaker 3: Oh, this is your guys' merch.

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Speaker 2: Yes, And if you could wear that in the pool

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Speaker 1: It's based on an improvised piece of nonsense and it

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Speaker 3: So this is it. Okay, So this is a shirt

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Speaker 3: you guys are selling. So we're talking about your merch

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Speaker 2: It's hummer.

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Speaker 1: It's hummer baby.

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Speaker 2: So it's like people, it's like the fantasy that everyone

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Speaker 1: They're going, Man, I got to recreate this in my

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Speaker 3: So am I?

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Speaker 3: Do you swim in it?

450
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Speaker 2: A dress? A baseball tea?

451
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Speaker 3: No?

452
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Speaker 1: Oh?

453
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Speaker 2: Uh, tuxedo.

454
00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:50,680
Speaker 3: It's meant to be swim and rash guard. Why does

455
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Speaker 3: it have that name?

456
00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:53,840
Speaker 1: Guard from the rest sunrash?

457
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Speaker 3: So, yeah, I sleep in I sorry, I don't sleep

458
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Speaker 3: in that. I swim in that and shorts. So I

459
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Speaker 3: could totally wear a T shirt in the pool.

460
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Speaker 1: Speaking of sleeping in something though, maybe you know, uh

461
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Speaker 1: sort of like sleepy eyed hair a little bit tussled,

462
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,840
Speaker 1: delicately tussled.

463
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Speaker 3: Would you do my hair?

464
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:16,679
Speaker 1: Sure? Okay?

465
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,160
Speaker 3: And I just feel like you have the vision for it.

466
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Speaker 1: And it says I woke up like this hot dog

467
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Speaker 1: go to bathroom.

468
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Speaker 3: M The caption says, I woke up like this to.

469
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Speaker 1: Bathroom yet Okay, no punctuation.

470
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Speaker 3: Normally it'd be better if I like understood.

471
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Speaker 2: And by the way, I don't. We can't help, we

472
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Speaker 2: cannot help, can't do it.

473
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Speaker 3: I don't normally like sell things on Instagram, So this

474
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Speaker 3: is like a weird situation room me, but I do.

475
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Speaker 3: You're right, I use Instagram. I see a lot of

476
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Speaker 3: ads on Instagram.

477
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Speaker 2: And the story you want people to think about.

478
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Speaker 1: You, and the post really just represents something you're a

479
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Speaker 1: fan of. I feel like you've posted before and been like, oh,

480
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,480
Speaker 1: I love eating these freaking chips.

481
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is interesting. That's what you go to when

482
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Speaker 3: you think of things I love.

483
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:10,760
Speaker 1: But you posted, Hey, I'm eating this. You know, yogurt.

484
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:15,280
Speaker 3: I'm I don't eat yogurt, but I get I get

485
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Speaker 3: your what's a story there?

486
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,640
Speaker 2: Well, sounds like a story? Am I wrong? No?

487
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,400
Speaker 1: It feels like there's a story.

488
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Speaker 3: Well, I am sort of. I don't want to say

489
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Speaker 3: it because everyone's gonna hate me. Everyone's gonna hate me,

490
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Speaker 3: so I don't want to say it.

491
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Speaker 1: Well, get Chef Vin in here. He'll say it because

492
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Speaker 1: he's one too.

493
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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm like kind of vegan.

494
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Speaker 2: Oh okay, and.

495
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:43,679
Speaker 3: People really hate that and it's very polarizing, so I

496
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Speaker 3: try not to talk about it, right, But you asked

497
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Speaker 3: so here we are?

498
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Speaker 2: No. I think that's I just.

499
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Speaker 3: Want to be on record that you asked me.

500
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Speaker 2: I think that so is it? Is it hot tag

501
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 2: go to bathroom? In conflict with your no?

502
00:23:58,119 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 3: Because I'm not against lifestyle.

503
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Speaker 1: I think it's great.

504
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,800
Speaker 2: I'm just worried about hot dog go to the bathroom. No,

505
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 2: it's not the most vegan T shirt.

506
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,680
Speaker 3: I didn't even think of that because it doesn't it's

507
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:14,720
Speaker 3: pretty silly. And I think, do you have another T

508
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:15,959
Speaker 3: shirt we can talk about?

509
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:16,960
Speaker 2: We do?

510
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:25,359
Speaker 1: Well, there's a T shirt that says I love you

511
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,439
Speaker 1: and I'm in love with you and it's me and

512
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,120
Speaker 1: Hayes have hearts for eyes.

513
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Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, that sounds cute and.

514
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,240
Speaker 2: We should probably get Chef Kevin and he's gonna want

515
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Speaker 2: to sell his Chef.

516
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 1: Kevin has some merchandise as well. Okay, although Hayes, when

517
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Speaker 1: I said bring Chef Kevin in here just to say

518
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 1: the word vegan, esther immediately said I'm a vegan, and

519
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,400
Speaker 1: it was pretty clear that she just didn't want Chef

520
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:50,919
Speaker 1: Kevin in here.

521
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,840
Speaker 2: No. I, oh, yeah, no, I understand that.

522
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 3: No, I don't know him. It's fine, but.

523
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Speaker 1: You don't want Oh, that's not true at all.

524
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 3: I just I guess I wanted to be the only

525
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 3: vegan in the room.

526
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Speaker 2: You say you don't know Chef Kevin, and I'm like,

527
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,200
Speaker 2: I don't either. And I don't think it's because there's

528
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:13,920
Speaker 2: anything hidden. There's just nothing to nor. Does that make sense?

529
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:18,399
Speaker 1: Uh huh. He's about as deep as a puddle. Now,

530
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:24,640
Speaker 1: I want to talk about conflicts. Okay, Obviously you can't

531
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 1: listen to dough Boys anymore.

532
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:26,879
Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't know that.

533
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,680
Speaker 1: Obviously you can't listen to comedy bang Bank.

534
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be on dough Boys in a few weeks.

535
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:38,880
Speaker 1: No, you're not. Okay, Dave King, you can live with him.

536
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 1: Of course he has to stop doing great debates.

537
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,080
Speaker 3: Okay I think he has.

538
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:46,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, god's great. That has to stop.

539
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 3: Okay I could move out. Should I just move out

540
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 3: so he can still do his podcast?

541
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 2: Maybe the new place has a pool.

542
00:25:56,440 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what your arrangement is and Frankly,

543
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:01,160
Speaker 1: I don't care.

544
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 3: You do care.

545
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: That's not what interests me.

546
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 3: But you do care that I can't live with someone

547
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 3: who has a.

548
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:12,879
Speaker 6: Podcast, right, I guess that part of it I care about, Okay,

549
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,439
Speaker 6: but I don't care how you sort it out or

550
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 6: what is going on with you guys?

551
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, what does that mean?

552
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 2: Hey?

553
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 1: What does that mean?

554
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 2: Just like the details, he's saying he doesn't need to

555
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 2: know the details.

556
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 3: It sounds like you're even I didn't even bring up details.

557
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,120
Speaker 3: You brought up details.

558
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 2: It's sounds like it was going towards Sean hearing about

559
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 2: the details. Yes, switch, but he doesn't need to know

560
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 2: what I wanted.

561
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, Now I feel like we need to talk about

562
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 3: the details because you're bringing something up.

563
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,160
Speaker 1: This is you can't avoid it with her. She's going

564
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 1: to give me the details that stuff.

565
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 3: Okay, it just seems like that's what you were. It

566
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 3: just seems like sometimes when you find something that makes

567
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 3: you uncomfortable, you should challenge it and go there.

568
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 1: Well, let's talk. Let's just let's change the subject for

569
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 1: just a moment. Okay, let's talk Instagram store is. Obviously

570
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to do one every week about the podcast.

571
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 1: Nothing huge. I'm gonna give you just a line. You

572
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:12,160
Speaker 1: could say, you're gonna go, hey, guys, little less, they're here.

573
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 2: Hollywood Handbook is that podcast?

574
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:23,120
Speaker 3: Oh that isn't really my voice and it's not really

575
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:27,119
Speaker 3: gonna be authentic to who I am, which I think

576
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 3: you know.

577
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 1: Well, okay, let's try this.

578
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 5: Let's try this.

579
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 1: I already can adjust this. Hollywood Handbook is probably my

580
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: favorite podcast.

581
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:42,239
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't think I can do that. Noise is that?

582
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 2: Is it? That's the pitch of it?

583
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:47,200
Speaker 3: Okay, no, it's what do you mean like the like, Oh,

584
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,879
Speaker 3: I just can't do that with I can't do that.

585
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 2: I think there's a hey, yeah, that was pretty close.

586
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,680
Speaker 2: If we could just like tweak it a tiny bit

587
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 2: and it could be something like, Hey, just finished listening

588
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:05,159
Speaker 2: to a great episode of Hollywood Handbook. It's my favorite show.

589
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:11,119
Speaker 3: Why is this what you want?

590
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,719
Speaker 2: This is kind of what people are doing. That's what

591
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 2: they like on.

592
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 3: Instagram or your listeners and the people who like you both.

593
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's everyone. Okay, everyone is doing the whole world.

594
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have not seen that.

595
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:27,400
Speaker 2: Okay, well, let me ask you this because.

596
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 3: I just want to make sure that there's one conflict

597
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:32,919
Speaker 3: that's fine, Which is I have my own podcast call

598
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:37,360
Speaker 3: you yeah, called Glowing Up, and it's about makeup.

599
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 1: Well, here's actually a compromise. Maybe now every episode of

600
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 1: Glowing Up as you go. Sorry, I'm just laughing so

601
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: hard thinking about this Hollywood handbook I just heard are funny.

602
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 2: Oh to do a summary of it in a way

603
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 2: that still makes people want to listen, doesn't give away

604
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 2: all the bits but kind of like alludes to them.

605
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 3: But that's so hard to do. I mean, if that

606
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 3: were easy to do, everyone would do that.

607
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 2: A lot of people use it as a wellness. This

608
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 2: show as like a way to like like go to

609
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 2: sleep at night and just like calm down.

610
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 1: They yes, people use it to battle obsessive thoughts.

611
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 3: It's a calming podcast. I don't think the stuff is like.

612
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 2: We could do like a like, oh, just listen to

613
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 2: the gen Statsky episode they talked about Jimmy Fallon. It

614
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 2: was just really funny. Everyone should listen to it. I

615
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 2: just think guys calm version of it.

616
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 3: I guess, yeah, Like, if that's what you're going for,

617
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 3: are you advertising? This is a good good question night.

618
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 3: I think we're getting on getting to something. Are we

619
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 3: advertising a podcast that is for sleep.

620
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 1: We're saying, we're saying, we're just saying we like the

621
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 1: podcast and if you want to use it for sleep,

622
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 1: or if you want to use it, you know, make

623
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 1: the morning commute flash or get hyaphee or if you

624
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 1: want to get what's that mean? Okay? You know when

625
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 1: you're when you go stupid, go dumb, dumb, like, is.

626
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 3: That about getting high or is that no, no, no,

627
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 3: it's it can be part of it that's available.

628
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 1: You can in this get of scene and still be

629
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 1: on that super dupa hiphee.

630
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 2: Shit.

631
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 3: Sometimes I wish you guys would be more direct with me,

632
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 3: because we'd be able to conduct so much more business

633
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 3: in an easier manner.

634
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 1: But this is the most direct we've ever been with Honeywoon.

635
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 2: Okay, it's about okay, getting hyphie. As you bring glowstick

636
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 2: nunchucks to a warehouse and you do like a special

637
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 2: dance with a glow stick nunchuck.

638
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 1: And there's somebody in front of you. The dance is

639
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 1: for them, and one thing you can do is move

640
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 1: the glow sticks back and forth by their heads so

641
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: fast that they're almost sailing down a glowing tunnel.

642
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm having a seizure based on trying

643
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 3: to picture what you just said.

644
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 2: That is, you do have to have a conversation before

645
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 2: you do this, making sure that the person is not

646
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 2: going to suffer any ill effects, and just to be careful.

647
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 1: This podcast is seizure positive. Yes, we don't really try

648
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 1: to insult.

649
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 2: It's not a people maybe because because just because.

650
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 1: You're going to be our brand representative, we don't.

651
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 2: Want just to be like and that's good. I want

652
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 2: to have one.

653
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 3: I know I'm not.

654
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 1: Look, I've had one.

655
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 3: I've my people. I my s O has had one.

656
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 3: I was there. It's not a big it is a

657
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 3: big deal. Okay, you know what I should go.

658
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 1: You feel trapped, so I should.

659
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 3: I am proceedings.

660
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 1: You have access to gifts, well, proceeder, but we're sere positive.

661
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 1: Do you have access to gifts and memes for.

662
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 3: My own TV show?

663
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 1: Yes?

664
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 3: I do.

665
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 1: Art from your from your from your TV. Yes.

666
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 3: Free Form sends us an email with a bunch of.

667
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 2: Gifts from her old TV show. I'm glad we are

668
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 2: on the same page that you are not going to

669
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 2: do that anymore.

670
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 3: Probably not. No, If this is going to take up

671
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 3: all my time, that's fine.

672
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's going to be hair alone.

673
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Speaker 1: It's going to pay pretty well, not as well as

674
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 1: dough Boys would, but still pretty good.

675
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds like I should try to get in

676
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 3: with dough Boys based on all the things you guys

677
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 3: don't want. Yeah, why not?

678
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 2: They have you song is kind of like he's the

679
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 2: guy that does most of their brand stuff. So he's

680
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 2: a lifestyle model.

681
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 3: Yes, he's who I should be looking out for.

682
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 2: Yes, Kevin, come on, why is where do you have

683
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 2: to go? I called you in here. You didn't do anything.

684
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 1: Now is there a meme from your show where you

685
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,959
Speaker 1: are so excited about something?

686
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 3: I'd have to look through the file, but I'm certain.

687
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 5: Yeah.

688
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 3: I play a character who gets pretty easily excited.

689
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 1: Okay, so maybe I'm just picturing a post. Okay, it's

690
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 1: you excited. It's the same meme we were talking about.

691
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, mm hm, and you go uh and you

692
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: go uh this for when do you know the abbreviation

693
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 1: for that? No, it's the TFW. You go this for

694
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 1: when Pat Walsh is on Hollywood Handbook.

695
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.

696
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 2: It's like you being really excited and then you're just and.

697
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 3: Then just like, yeah, I feel like you guys are

698
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 3: asking me to be your brand ambassador, but at the

699
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 3: same time, I'm just doing ads.

700
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 1: I guess what do you picture it as? Let's talk

701
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: about that, because I don't want this to be a

702
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 1: one sided negotiation. Uh, why don't you present to me

703
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 1: your conception of being our brand ambassador.

704
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 3: I guess I could just like do a few posts

705
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 3: that maybe that are less micromanaged by you guys, and

706
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 3: you just kind of like.

707
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 2: Okay, you're like and you're like, do my hair.

708
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 3: Sorry, Well I thought I thought he had a good

709
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 3: vision for my hair, so that I was like cool with.

710
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 3: But I think the actual posts like if you want

711
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 3: to do my hair Sean and you want to do

712
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 3: my makeup sort.

713
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:08,800
Speaker 1: Of wild but tame.

714
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fine because I I wouldn't mind help with that.

715
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 3: But I don't know how I feel about you guys

716
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 3: micromanaging every little thing I do on my Instagram. It's

717
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 3: starting to make me feel like you don't care about

718
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 3: me or my voice or what my opinions are and

719
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 3: you just want my platform.

720
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 2: Can I honestly say, I'm so glad that you brought

721
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 2: this up because you talked about us wanting to be

722
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 2: honest with you, and I think it is time to

723
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,239
Speaker 2: do that. That's why we're doing this, is because we

724
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 2: do care about your voice and we think that this

725
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 2: is kind of what you could use right now.

726
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 1: I don't follow you seem sort of all over the place.

727
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,359
Speaker 3: I do. I feel like it doesn't.

728
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 1: Feel like there's a singular kind of mission statement.

729
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 3: On my Instagram account me as a person.

730
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:57,880
Speaker 2: Your comedy, just like your material, it's all this different stuff.

731
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 1: What if it were just hey, I love this one podcast.

732
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 3: I just don't understand how that is putting my message

733
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 3: out into the world. I understand completely what you're saying.

734
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,400
Speaker 3: Being all over the place, I guess, like if you

735
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 3: look at my Instagram, it's mostly just photos of myself,

736
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 3: so I don't totally agree selfies, but I guess my

737
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 3: stand up is kind of you know, I don't just

738
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 3: pick one topic. I mean, I do just talk about myself,

739
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 3: So I don't know. I just don't understand how me

740
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 3: posting dedicating my whole Instagram account and my comedy presence

741
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 3: to being a fan of you guys, like I don't

742
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 3: know the benefit like that would.

743
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 1: And your relationship with your parents.

744
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 3: My parents, I thought it was with my asset.

745
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 1: Tell them what about the show?

746
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 3: I mean, that's fine, I'll call them and tell them

747
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 3: right now. I don't care about that. Do you want

748
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 3: me to do that?

749
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be great about the show?

750
00:35:53,120 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 2: Okay, I can do. You mentioned doing your makeup? I

751
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 2: would love to do your eye makeup?

752
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,400
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm you would really? Have you done I makeup before?

753
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 2: Yes? Not like around the eye, like the actual why?

754
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:13,760
Speaker 3: Like on the eyeball?

755
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 2: That's what I do.

756
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 1: So many people are talking about a smoky eye. Yeah,

757
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 1: they're skipping the fire eye.

758
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:20,240
Speaker 2: Yes?

759
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 3: What is that? Like a magic hour colored dad?

760
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 2: Yeah?

761
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 3: Okay. I just wanted to call you to tell you

762
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 3: about a podcast that I am working with now called

763
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 3: The Hollywood Handbook, And I just want you to know

764
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,800
Speaker 3: that it's my favorite podcast and I think you should

765
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 3: like it. What do you think about that?

766
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 2: I thinks so can I Is it a video?

767
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 3: No, it's just audio. Well, the episode that I'm on,

768
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,240
Speaker 3: I don't know when it'll be out, but I'll shoot

769
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:56,880
Speaker 3: you a text.

770
00:36:58,239 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: Am I on the podcast?

771
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 3: Now I have to go. Okay, So that works.

772
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 2: That was really good. That's one in the bag. And

773
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 2: now he tells ten other dads he.

774
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 3: Doesn't know other dads, but he could tell his friends.

775
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 2: He doesn't know any other dads or dads.

776
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 3: Well, they're so old that they don't really Their kids

777
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 3: aren't kids anywhere.

778
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 1: I don't think of themselves as dads.

779
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 2: They're just well, if you watch the show Dads, those

780
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 2: dads were very old.

781
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 3: What show is that? Dad's What channel?

782
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 1: Fo?

783
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 4: Fox?

784
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 3: Dad's on Fox?

785
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 1: Ye? Dad's on?

786
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:39,800
Speaker 2: Dad's on Fox?

787
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 1: Seth Seth Green, Peter Rieger, Martin moul and Sneaky Pete.

788
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 3: I didn't see that one, but those Seth Green is

789
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:51,879
Speaker 3: not as old as you're.

790
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 1: He wasn't the dad's He wasn't. He was a little boy.

791
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:59,839
Speaker 2: He was Sneaky Peet. Are the dad's sons gone?

792
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 1: And sixty seconds? A brother and get him in all

793
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 1: that trouble.

794
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 2: He's a kid and.

795
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:08,799
Speaker 1: His dad is Roseanne's manager at the diner.

796
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:18,800
Speaker 3: Roseanne Bar Yep, Yeah, she doesn't work at a diner umore.

797
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 1: Not anymore. No, she's a famous comedian.

798
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 3: I'm really confused because I is Dad's on Foxer's show?

799
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 3: That was like on a few years ago? Or is

800
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 3: it something else?

801
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 2: Yes, it sounds like you do know it.

802
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not a few years ago.

803
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,399
Speaker 3: Okay, Kevin and Roseanne was on it.

804
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 2: Well, no boss was, Yeah, he was.

805
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 1: A dada her diner boss.

806
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:48,240
Speaker 3: Okay, I still never does she work at a diner

807
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 3: on her show? Uh?

808
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah?

809
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 3: Should we We shouldn't even be talking about her. What chef Kevin?

810
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 1: Tell her about the aprons?

811
00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 5: Now, did you have no guys Chef Kevin here? Have you?

812
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 5: Do you know about the chef Kevin apron?

813
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:03,760
Speaker 2: Tell her about the apron?

814
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 7: There are so there are aprons that are part of

815
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 7: the show and they have my face on them. H

816
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 7: and they're actually doing really well, like people like them,

817
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 7: and they wear them when they cook.

818
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 5: So, like, what do you think about that? Do you

819
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 5: want to like promote that?

820
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 1: Imagine a post right, yeah.

821
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 7: Check out, Like imagine a post where the apron is

822
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 7: the main part of the.

823
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 1: Cook This for when you're cooking vegan in the pool.

824
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, this for when you're cooking vegan food in the pool.

825
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 2: And to talk about vegan food.

826
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 3: So she thinks that I hear your whispers.

827
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 5: Like maybe like Garden is like a good brand.

828
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 3: Are you are you vegan? You really are?

829
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 5: Yeah?

830
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 3: What'd you have for breakfast?

831
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 2: Plant?

832
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 5: Plants.

833
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,439
Speaker 3: What'd you have for dinner last night?

834
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:59,399
Speaker 7: Vegan wrap from Los feelis just the general area. Yeahk

835
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:02,359
Speaker 7: it's next to the study in public House.

836
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,799
Speaker 5: It's like a Greek restaurant.

837
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 7: They have raps there that are really girl. Yeah, sidewalk girl.

838
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:09,879
Speaker 7: It was my second time.

839
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 5: Just check it out. It's really good.

840
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 3: Okay, what did you have? What's your favorite vegan restaurant

841
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:16,839
Speaker 3: or meal?

842
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,839
Speaker 7: See, you're not gonna like this like that because I

843
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 7: because I'm I'm kind of basic, Like I go to

844
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 7: Veggie Girl a lot, and like, that's not a good answer.

845
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 5: It doesn't represent the community. Well, okay, shut.

846
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 3: Up, Okay, so you want to do the apron thing

847
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,879
Speaker 3: you want me to do where your apron first, I'm

848
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:40,759
Speaker 3: never if you're a chef. None of the things you

849
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 3: answered were things you made, so that's weird. And you

850
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 3: had oatmeal for breakfast? Is a vegan chef?

851
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 2: I told you to say plant, Kevin.

852
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 3: So I'm like a little confused about your own personal

853
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:54,360
Speaker 3: branding and what you're because you're not really practicing what

854
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 3: you preach. But it doesn't matter. I'm not here for that.

855
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,920
Speaker 3: I I used to use troscope a lot, and I

856
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 3: would do lives and I would like cook. Yeah, And

857
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 3: so what I could do is I could wear your

858
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 3: apron while I like make a pizza or something.

859
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 5: Is that great?

860
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:11,400
Speaker 1: That's a good idea.

861
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 7: How many followers to your followers does your periscope normally get.

862
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 3: I don't know. I have like I think thirty forty

863
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:19,840
Speaker 3: thousand followers on heroscope.

864
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,800
Speaker 2: Well, that would be great to get that going again.

865
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:24,959
Speaker 3: You always want me to resurrect my power.

866
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,360
Speaker 2: I've listened to the show.

867
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 3: What do you mean the live listen?

868
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 2: They're watching you listen to our podcast?

869
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:35,840
Speaker 1: Oh you saying, yeah, you go, so it's you. You

870
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:39,399
Speaker 1: got freaking headphones in and it's just a little bit

871
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:42,360
Speaker 1: and maybe they can even see on the screen what

872
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,799
Speaker 1: episode it is. And maybe it's one with like a

873
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 1: really big guess like some of the ones we mentioned earlier.

874
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,359
Speaker 1: Let me think of a guest that we've had a

875
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 1: real one.

876
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 2: The show.

877
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 1: Oh god, oh no, this is the worst time to

878
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 1: go completely to just literally not be able to think

879
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 1: of a single person. Are you okay? Maybe it's Eliza

880
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 1: Schlessinger and you could see that she's on here, and

881
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 1: then you're going and then you just we wait a

882
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:13,919
Speaker 1: minute and you're sort of listening. You have a thinking

883
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 1: face and then you go.

884
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:24,239
Speaker 4: Ah, oh while you're cooking too, and you have the

885
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 4: apron on you're listening.

886
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 5: A lot of people do that. They do, Yeah, they

887
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 5: listen while they're cooking.

888
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,400
Speaker 3: Who have you seen do that?

889
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 2: My parents?

890
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 1: Your parents? Why don't you call him and ask them

891
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 1: if they like to cook while they listen? Oh god, can.

892
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:47,439
Speaker 2: We hear while Kevin is calling his parents? Can we hear? What?

893
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,319
Speaker 2: Maybe it would sound like the sound you would make

894
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:51,439
Speaker 2: while you're listening to the show.

895
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:54,840
Speaker 3: I wouldn't make a sound. I'm not really a sound maker,

896
00:42:55,680 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 3: but I would. I would just listen quietly. I think that.

897
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 2: Just try one. Oh hi, how are you? Are you

898
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 2: still talking?

899
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 1: We?

900
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:11,320
Speaker 5: Yeah?

901
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:15,439
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, we got no say later. Do you ever

902
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 7: listen to podcast while you're cooking?

903
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:20,319
Speaker 2: Do I?

904
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 7: Yeah?

905
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:21,800
Speaker 2: I did? Actually?

906
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:23,239
Speaker 5: Okay, thanks, I'll call you later.

907
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 7: Bye bye. So she's not happy that I'm vegan and

908
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,399
Speaker 7: it's only been a year and a half.

909
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 5: So we had a little back and forth this morning about.

910
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:35,320
Speaker 1: It, and she thought you weren't talking to her anymore. Yeah,

911
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 1: like you had shut your mother out of your life, Kevin.

912
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 1: She doesn't like that you're.

913
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 5: Vegan, yeah, which wasn't true.

914
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 7: We were talking and then she just said, calmulator, Kevin, how.

915
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 5: Old are you twenty five?

916
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 3: Okay, you're just so cute, Like I feel like you're

917
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:54,320
Speaker 3: like a little baby. Yeah, crying, He doesn't.

918
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 2: I always he doesn't need this. People have been telling him.

919
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:03,240
Speaker 1: No, it's like he's he's getting very messy.

920
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:04,399
Speaker 3: What does that mean?

921
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:10,400
Speaker 2: He's just becoming a messy bitch because people are lifting

922
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,720
Speaker 2: him up, calling him cute.

923
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 1: They're enabling.

924
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 7: You don't want you guys ground me for sure, So

925
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:18,799
Speaker 7: i'd say it even I have.

926
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:20,319
Speaker 1: To enjoy it.

927
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 2: And your mom is trying to and you try to

928
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 2: cut her out of your life entirely.

929
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,360
Speaker 3: How are we only five years apart in age? And

930
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:31,359
Speaker 3: I feel like I should be breastfeeding, like you're such

931
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 3: a child. Yeah, thanks, you're welcome. My parents are vegan

932
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:39,839
Speaker 3: as well, so whenever I kind of want to not

933
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 3: be vegan, it's like that's when we get into a fight.

934
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:46,759
Speaker 7: Oh that's amazing vegan dads, Kevin, would it shock you

935
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 7: to know that I once was considered beautiful as well?

936
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 4: Oh?

937
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 2: Do you look into your future, Kevin?

938
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,359
Speaker 1: Look what the ravages of age due to him.

939
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:03,439
Speaker 3: Then, do you guys feel like he if he thinks

940
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 3: he's like good looking and cute, then he like won't

941
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 3: learn how to put his plate away.

942
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 2: And that's right. Yeah, Kevin has been leaving his play everywhere.

943
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 3: I do that too.

944
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 2: If he would just wash it right away, then he

945
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 2: would end up saving a lot of time. Yeah, and

946
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 2: not have to use the back of the brush. Kevin

947
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:23,799
Speaker 2: grape the sauce off.

948
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:26,360
Speaker 1: Kevin thinks I'm cruel when I teach him lessons like this,

949
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 1: But you know, smart man can learn from his own mistakes,

950
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 1: but a wise man can learn from mistakes of others. Oh,

951
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:38,279
Speaker 1: I want a woman, no experience, have not spoken. Do

952
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 1: not know what is their deal? They seem great and

953
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:45,319
Speaker 1: it's nothing honestly, is nothing negative and nothing personal. They

954
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,920
Speaker 1: honestly seem great to me. I'm fascinated. I don't know

955
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:50,919
Speaker 1: what the fuck is going on over there. They are

956
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:54,320
Speaker 1: so crazy with what they're doing, all this different stuff.

957
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 1: I just they're like different things than me a lot

958
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 1: of the time.

959
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:01,240
Speaker 2: And then when they're talking.

960
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:05,280
Speaker 1: They seem so mad at me, and they look.

961
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 3: Like, do I seem mad at you? I was asking.

962
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 3: I was just asking because you're saying was about a

963
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 3: wise man.

964
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 1: You know how nice you were to Cheve. Kevin was

965
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 1: treating me this whole time.

966
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 2: Was crazy. He said he was cute and you want

967
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 2: him to I'm gonna talk about that part. Looks like

968
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 2: a child a boo. Oh my god, that's what she said.

969
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:30,320
Speaker 3: He looks like a child. That's what I meant. Look, Sean,

970
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:33,359
Speaker 3: you don't look much older than Kevin. It's not like that.

971
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 1: Forget it.

972
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 3: It's I don't know what I walked into. I feel

973
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:38,800
Speaker 3: like I walked into.

974
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 1: A I don't know what I walked into saying about

975
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: a wise man. I guess that's how I heard the saying.

976
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 1: But we should update the saying.

977
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 2: This woman thing. I have a lot of questions about

978
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:51,279
Speaker 2: this while we're talking about it. Please you guys. When

979
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 2: I'm looking at you on the other side of the dance,

980
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 2: you guys tend to like hang out with each other

981
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 2: at the dance, and it seems like you guys have

982
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 2: your own dance moves that you have like choreographed ahead

983
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 2: of time. Yeah, and so I don't know how I'm

984
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:08,879
Speaker 2: supposed to You're not get okay, So then what are

985
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 2: we doing?

986
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 4: You know?

987
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 2: It's called a mixer. We're supposed to mix. We are yes.

988
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:19,799
Speaker 1: Please, and then I'm people act like I'm scared just

989
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:22,320
Speaker 1: because I'm sort of, you know, holding up the wall

990
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 1: as they say, at the dance with some of my boys,

991
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 1: addicted to the punch bowl, and all of a sudden,

992
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:31,719
Speaker 1: I'm a coward. But it's like, well, I didn't know

993
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:34,360
Speaker 1: we were gonna come up with this whole dance before.

994
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 2: There's no way for me to get It's very exclusive.

995
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 3: Aren't you guys like in your thirties, Why you're still

996
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 3: going to dances? That's a problem.

997
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:46,960
Speaker 2: Well, I mean it's hard to meet people in this city.

998
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, but well, like what kind of dances? Like are

999
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 3: you going to high school dances?

1000
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 1: Well, eighth grade? I mean there's sometimes that's a separate

1001
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 1: middle school, and sometimes that is the first year of

1002
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 1: high school. Depends on the city.

1003
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 3: Okay, you know, I mean Kevin, you're closer to that

1004
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:09,040
Speaker 3: age than all of us. What was your experience at dances?

1005
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:11,840
Speaker 7: I went to a Catholic school, so it was very

1006
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 7: like heavily supervised, and we had a like, yeah.

1007
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 2: That could be a really interesting like memoir. So your

1008
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 2: experiences in Catholic school. That could be kind of Oh yeah,

1009
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 2: that will be pretty good.

1010
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:28,839
Speaker 3: I certainly don't know anything about it, so i'd be curious.

1011
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 7: Well, I just remember my best friend someone a girl

1012
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 7: asked him out at the beginning of the song, and

1013
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 7: then he said no, and then they had a dance

1014
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 7: for like another four minutes, and I just remember that

1015
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:46,280
Speaker 7: being very uncomfortable. Yeah, I guess my highlight was someone

1016
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:47,839
Speaker 7: else's experience.

1017
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 3: So that is very sad.

1018
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, I don't know dances are cool, though, I

1019
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 7: had a lot of fun.

1020
00:48:56,719 --> 00:48:58,399
Speaker 5: I was just watching people.

1021
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 3: Okay, shoul talk about something else.

1022
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 2: Do you want to try this?

1023
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 1: Watching people? Yeah? Do you want to try to?

1024
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:09,720
Speaker 2: That was pretty good? What that was a good sound

1025
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 2: that you can make when you're listening to the podcast.

1026
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 3: Okay, what time is it?

1027
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:19,799
Speaker 1: There's a lot of time.

1028
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 7: What if instead of jeopardizing your own account, you use

1029
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 7: like a fake one. That way you don't have to

1030
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 7: like ruin your own But.

1031
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 3: Is the what am I doing for this show? And

1032
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 3: a fake account? I have a fake account?

1033
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 1: Oh great, yeah, my god, she admitted it.

1034
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 2: Is it the Men's Humor account?

1035
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 3: No, it's just like a finsta. It's like a prime.

1036
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 3: It's like a personal Instagram.

1037
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 2: Is it?

1038
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 1: Ryan hints media. That's someone who just keeps following and

1039
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 1: on following me. He's one of these accounts that like

1040
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 1: he's ripped. Yeah, and then it says like he has like,

1041
00:49:56,640 --> 00:50:00,200
Speaker 1: you know, two hundred thousand followers, but he's following three

1042
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 1: hundred thousand people.

1043
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think it's every verified person. I'm verified,

1044
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 2: and so that I think that is when this started.

1045
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 1: He did ultimately, Yeah, I know why after a fashion

1046
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 1: after a fashion, Yeah, he's the one we started. He

1047
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 1: was giving us why aren't you?

1048
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 2: He was giving us the business about not being verified.

1049
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 3: That's so embarrassing.

1050
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 5: Are you verified?

1051
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1052
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:29,360
Speaker 5: Okay, congrats, No, it's okay.

1053
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 3: I just look Dave King. After he got retweeted by

1054
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 3: Kim Kardashian. Nothing has been the same, And it's just

1055
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 3: frustrating that you guys would bring up him with Twitter.

1056
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 2: What did he say?

1057
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 3: Just like a tweet about pizza?

1058
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 2: So yeah, it was about the issues.

1059
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know the tweety Okay, believe me, I

1060
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 1: can't freaking sleep I think about that tweek got how

1061
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:57,759
Speaker 1: it got retweeted by Kim.

1062
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,719
Speaker 3: We should talk about this privately, because I have the

1063
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:03,399
Speaker 3: same problem, so we should sidebar on this later.

1064
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 1: I never the tweet has changed him. Yeah, of course

1065
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 1: changed all of it.

1066
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 2: It was about pizza. If I recall correctly, he was

1067
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 2: also putting the president on blast the president. Am I

1068
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:13,919
Speaker 2: wrong about that?

1069
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 1: Well, it was putting the government on blast.

1070
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 3: Yes, more about gun stuff.

1071
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:19,799
Speaker 2: Oh okay, So.

1072
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 3: Whoever to put on blast for that? I don't know.

1073
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:26,240
Speaker 2: Has it scared you to be getting this much attention

1074
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 2: for the tweet? I don't know. I just imagine it's

1075
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:30,400
Speaker 2: changed everything.

1076
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:32,440
Speaker 3: I'm not getting attention. That's the problem.

1077
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: He is and I'm the actress, and you used to

1078
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: get attention from him, and now.

1079
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:40,400
Speaker 3: He's giving attention to himself.

1080
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 2: Yes, would have been nice for him. I noticed he

1081
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:45,279
Speaker 2: didn't do this to in the He could reply to

1082
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 2: the pizza tweet and plug your SoundCloud, which I noticed

1083
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:49,879
Speaker 2: he has not done.

1084
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 1: That could be dope as fair.

1085
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 3: Well you know about my SoundCloud wraps? Yes, okay, that's

1086
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,880
Speaker 3: thank you for researching me to that degree. Yeah, No,

1087
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 3: that's a good idea. Can you ask him to do

1088
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 3: that for me?

1089
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 2: We don't have that kind of relationship.

1090
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 3: You don't know, because it was such a good idea,

1091
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 3: and it came from you so organically that I feel

1092
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:10,400
Speaker 3: like if you could ask him that that would be

1093
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 3: a big deal for me.

1094
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,160
Speaker 2: In my rafe when I went to Sean's mini golf

1095
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:17,320
Speaker 2: birthday party, me and chef Kevin were in the last group,

1096
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:21,280
Speaker 2: the caboose in the Kaboos and uh and Dave showed

1097
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:24,279
Speaker 2: up kind of late and so and we our group

1098
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:26,399
Speaker 2: was not very big. It was the two of us group.

1099
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 2: It was the two of us and Kevin's lady friend

1100
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:32,719
Speaker 2: and Mitch. So that was cool. It was good to

1101
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:33,279
Speaker 2: have Mitch there.

1102
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:33,840
Speaker 1: That's dope.

1103
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:37,399
Speaker 2: And so, but Dave showed up and he Mitch, Mitch

1104
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 2: from the dough Boys, Mitch from Love Yeah.

1105
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 3: From dough Boys, Yeah.

1106
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 1: Mitch from Alone Together itchp Live, Mitch from the Alone

1107
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 1: Together Pilot.

1108
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:46,400
Speaker 3: Oh that's true. But I just want to make sure

1109
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:47,880
Speaker 3: because you say a lot of bad things about the

1110
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:49,359
Speaker 3: dough Boys and then you just said you were with

1111
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:50,239
Speaker 3: Mitch like it was a.

1112
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 1: The fucking dough Boys.

1113
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:55,880
Speaker 2: He's he is our enemy about I love him, Okay,

1114
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:59,360
Speaker 2: you know it's the opposite of love is indifferent. Yeah,

1115
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:03,399
Speaker 2: And and Dave did kind of skip our group and

1116
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 2: he went and you were there, and he did kind

1117
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,400
Speaker 2: of go one group ahead of us, which was already

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Speaker 2: a lot of people people he's more comfortable with. I like,

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Speaker 2: I get.

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Speaker 1: It has to be what happened.

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00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:16,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, but when you're saying, am I the guy to

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00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,360
Speaker 2: to tell him to plug your SoundCloud in the in

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00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 2: the reply, no, I think that's more of as or blaze,

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00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 2: you know, like someone has to do in that group

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00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 2: that he seems to be closer to.

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00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 3: Here's the thing right now, we have to decide someone's

1127
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 3: doing it for me, Sean, if you want to do it, should.

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Speaker 2: Be chef Kevin's mom.

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00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 3: I think I think his You came up with the

1130
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:44,200
Speaker 3: idea so organically. Yeah, and this would be a huge

1131
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:45,799
Speaker 3: deal for me. And if it was something I could

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00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,960
Speaker 3: just say like, hey, Dave, can you do this? I would,

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00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 3: But I can't.

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00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:52,560
Speaker 1: Well, while we have this plant. Some of the reps.

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00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:57,279
Speaker 3: I don't perform live yet. It's just all No.

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00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 1: I know it sounds very.

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00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:01,759
Speaker 2: Word lyric edited.

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00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:07,240
Speaker 3: Them, So why don't you repeat one of your favorite quotes?

1139
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:20,200
Speaker 2: Leave? Okay? Sound like he rejected my call, wondering, Hi,

1140
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:24,480
Speaker 2: David Hayes, you got green buttoned. I was just just

1141
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 2: thinking about the famous pizza tweet that you did. Uh

1142
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:31,040
Speaker 2: that Kim Kardashian retweeted, and I decided it would be

1143
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 2: really nice for esther if you would plug her SoundCloud

1144
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:37,799
Speaker 2: in the in the reply to that tweet, I think

1145
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:41,239
Speaker 2: it's probably still doing pretty big numbers. Uh, and so

1146
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 2: I think that could be really huge for something that

1147
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:48,120
Speaker 2: she wants to to get out there anything else, and

1148
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:52,680
Speaker 2: and her wraps the sound called the rap SoundCloud, not

1149
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:54,440
Speaker 2: the R and B SoundCloud.

1150
00:54:55,719 --> 00:54:59,319
Speaker 3: Bye, okay, I appreciate you doing that.

1151
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,399
Speaker 2: His phone off or that was a no, no no.

1152
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 3: He think he's at like a thing with people, so

1153
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:06,360
Speaker 3: he wouldn't answer.

1154
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:08,959
Speaker 2: Okay, just let it ring out.

1155
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you if you're if it's quiet room

1156
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:14,160
Speaker 3: and you don't want the vibe.

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00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 1: Okay, the vibration.

1158
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks for doing that.

1159
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1160
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we all called someone, Yeah except me?

1161
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 3: Do you want to call my dad?

1162
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 1: Should I call?

1163
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:29,200
Speaker 3: Do you guys normally call people?

1164
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 2: No? No, on every ten or fifteen episodes, probably, hmmmm,

1165
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:36,280
Speaker 2: I gonna call.

1166
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 3: Dude. You could call my co star Benji.

1167
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:43,360
Speaker 2: Called Benji, called dors.

1168
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 1: Hang on a second called Darius.

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00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 2: His name is Darius.

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Speaker 7: Now, yeah, I never corrected, you guys, who are you calling.

1171
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:00,760
Speaker 1: Me on? Hold?

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00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:01,680
Speaker 3: What?

1173
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 1: Well? I called Takaria Saya.

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00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we're coming up on lunch. Yeah yeah, I.

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00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,839
Speaker 1: Just figured that I would just make sure they were

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00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:12,799
Speaker 1: open today.

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00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 2: As they Please, just can't so we can keep using it.

1178
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 2: Just give us one sound like you're laughing and you

1179
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:20,120
Speaker 2: love the podcast, okay.

1180
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:25,120
Speaker 3: Please, it would help if we could, like, I don't know,

1181
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:26,640
Speaker 3: I mean, you guys are pretty funny, I've there.

1182
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 1: Do you want to tell a joke?

1183
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1184
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:32,879
Speaker 2: Okay, so.

1185
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:42,839
Speaker 1: Okay, think of a joke. So there's a barnfire that

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Speaker 1: has gone out of control, and the farmer goes out

1187
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:49,520
Speaker 1: back and he sprays hose on it, and he's going

1188
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:52,319
Speaker 1: to the well and he's filling up buckets of water

1189
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 1: and he's splashing on it. But the fire is, you know,

1190
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:57,480
Speaker 1: threatening to destroy all of his crops and he and

1191
00:56:57,520 --> 00:57:00,319
Speaker 1: he doesn't really know what to do anymore, and only

1192
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:04,719
Speaker 1: he decides, I'm gonna call the volunteer fire department. Now

1193
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:07,040
Speaker 1: it's a brand new fire department. He doesn't really know

1194
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:09,360
Speaker 1: these guys, he doesn't really know if they're up to snuff,

1195
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:11,400
Speaker 1: but he doesn't know what else to do, so he

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00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:14,040
Speaker 1: calls the Volunteer Fire Department and he's not really sure

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00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:15,920
Speaker 1: what to expect, and his friends have been trying to

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00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:18,840
Speaker 1: keep the blaze under control, but it's just not happening.

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Speaker 1: So the fire truck comes roaring in and he thinks, like,

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Speaker 1: are these guys gonna be able to handle it? And

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00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 1: in fact, they drive into the middle of the blaze,

1202
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 1: all the way to the center of the fire. Everyone

1203
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 1: jumps out of the car and starts effectively controlling the

1204
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 1: fire and putting out the flames and doing everything they

1205
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 1: can in their power, and they and they put.

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Speaker 2: It a lot.

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00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 1: And the farmer's standing there with his buddies and they

1208
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:44,960
Speaker 1: are all so impressed. They go these are the bravest

1209
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,240
Speaker 1: motherfuckers I've ever seen in my life. Like, I can't

1210
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:51,040
Speaker 1: believe this. The fire goes out, the farmer comes over.

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00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:52,760
Speaker 1: He shakes the hand of the head of the volunteer

1212
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:55,280
Speaker 1: Fire Department, and he goes, man, that was so impressive.

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00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. I know you guys don't normally

1214
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:04,680
Speaker 1: get tipped, but I'd like to give you something. I'm

1215
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:08,919
Speaker 1: going to give you one thousand dollars and the firefighter goes,

1216
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:11,439
Speaker 1: thank you, so much. I really appreciate it. And then

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00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:14,840
Speaker 1: he says he says, no, no, that's fine. And then

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00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 1: one of the friends goes, hey, that's a pretty nice tip.

1219
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 1: You got any idea what you're going to do with

1220
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 1: the money, and the firefighter goes, well, first things first,

1221
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:24,200
Speaker 1: I'm going to get the brakes fixed on this truck.

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00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:34,919
Speaker 3: And like A, that was a really good joke.

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Speaker 2: That's good, we could use that. Bye.