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Speaker 1: Jubiles dirty little secret. There's a very weird thing on

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Speaker 1: the phone to tell us a dirty little secret right now.

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Speaker 1: It's a Jubile show. Yeah, a weird thing. One of

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Speaker 1: the weirdest things out there right now. Actually remember text

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Speaker 1: in four one six one. If you have a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret, all you have to do is tell us

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Speaker 1: that and then you can say whatever you want on

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Speaker 1: the show. And we will never ask your name, so

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Speaker 1: anything you say is safe. Nobody will know who you are.

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Speaker 1: That's why we give everybody a fake anonymous nickname. And

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Speaker 1: on the phone right now is Britney Spears. TikTok. Oh, God,

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Speaker 1: weird control right. I told you it's a dark place

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Speaker 1: and a little love your Britney Spears. Sorry, sorry, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I know all you Britney people out they're going to

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Speaker 1: start getting again. I love Britney Spears, devoting you know,

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Speaker 1: free Britney. Yes, yes, but Brittney Spears TikTok. No matter

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Speaker 1: how weird it is on the phone right now to

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Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret. What's Britney Spears TikTok? Hi, guys,

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Speaker 1: happy to be a dark corner of the internet is

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Speaker 1: a very dark Do you need some makeup wipes. All right, Um,

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Speaker 1: so what's your dirty little secret. Well, uh so my

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Speaker 1: dad used to be a teacher down in South Florida,

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Speaker 1: and well he was a geography teacher and he used

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Speaker 1: to teach somebody a little famous who. Oddly enough, he

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Speaker 1: was the geography teacher from mister Worldwide himself. Pull. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the geography teacher for pit Bull. Wow, that's amazing because

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Speaker 1: that's all Pitbull does is talk about geography the whole

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Speaker 1: time travel from here to China. Is your dad the

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Speaker 1: guy that taught him all his moves and taught him

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Speaker 1: all his rhymes? I mean, I wish that's what I

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Speaker 1: tell everybody. What I mean, I wish that's what I

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Speaker 1: tell everybody. It's a lie. Well, you know, he is

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Speaker 1: a geography teacher in South Florida. Pit bulls from the area.

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Speaker 1: So you're lying to people telling them that your dad

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Speaker 1: taught pit Bull in high school. Taught geography to Pitbull

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Speaker 1: in high school. Yeah, yeah, that is amazing. Does it

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Speaker 1: get a good reaction from people? Are like, oh my god? Wow?

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Speaker 1: Like if you meet someone at a bar you talk

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Speaker 1: about you walk up to someone you find attractive at

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Speaker 1: a bar and you're like, hey, a little bit about me. Oh,

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Speaker 1: no big deal. You ever heard of mister three h five?

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Speaker 1: Huh yeah, my dad taught geography to him. You want

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Speaker 1: to go back to my place or what? Yeah? Pretty much.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's a good starter, especially just my dad's

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Speaker 1: a teacher. Not as exciting as my dad taught pit

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Speaker 1: Bull about the world about I guess you're right. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirt a little secret.

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Speaker 1: I get annoyed enough at people who name drop. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god does and he like actually hasn't even met him,

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Speaker 1: hasn't met him? That's hilarius. Yeah, you're actually dropping a

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Speaker 1: name that doesn't even exist in your life ever. Is

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Speaker 1: a liar? I mean it's fun. It's fun to see

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Speaker 1: people's reactions. Some people are like really big fans of

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Speaker 1: Pitpole and really excited. Some people honestly don't seem to

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Speaker 1: care about either. Just get it. See how far you

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Speaker 1: can get it to go. Yeah. Yeah, and you'd be

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Speaker 1: surprised how many girls number this Pitpole story has gotten me.

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Speaker 1: Really so, mister worldwide is doing good for you? Does

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Speaker 1: your dad know? Uh, he knows that I've told this

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Speaker 1: story before. I don't think he knows how often I've

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Speaker 1: told it. Does he know who Pitbull is? I don't

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Speaker 1: think he does know probably not. So if you ever

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Speaker 1: meet a girl based off of this line that your

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Speaker 1: dad based off the fact that you tell people that

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Speaker 1: your dad taught pitpole geography in high school and you

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Speaker 1: actually like want her to meet your family, it's going

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Speaker 1: to be awkward when she's like, oh my god, I'm

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Speaker 1: only talking yours son because um, he told me that

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Speaker 1: you kind of starret of no pit Bull and he's like, no,

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Speaker 1: I have no idea who that is. Yeah, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be bad for you. Yeah, oh yeah, I guess I

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Speaker 1: should get him in more on the joke. Then, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess what's your dirty little secret?