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Speaker 3: Do would you lisillion pieces? Would you?

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Speaker 2: Guys? Guys non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas. I'm Kurt

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Speaker 1: I am not on LSD. I'm Banana boy number two

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Speaker 1: Scotti Landis. Thank you for listening to the silliest little

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Speaker 2: I have my garage door opened for the first time,

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Speaker 1: M mmmmm mm hmm. Yeah. I people are like LA.

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Speaker 1: People love to talk about the rain I the Analgai

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Speaker 1: Gottie Oh, Let's get into our great guest. Our guest

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Speaker 2: She's an act magazine Me too.

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Speaker 1: They weren't wrong. She's an actor, writer, comedian who you've

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Speaker 1: called podvant Guard. That's pod vant Guard. And consider yourself

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Speaker 1: it Out. I watched it on Amazon Prime. Let's welcome

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Speaker 4: Hello, thank you so much for having boy.

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Speaker 1: I loved your special. I loved it so much.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so very thanks.

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Speaker 5: I love doing Kurt show here in La Oh hot up. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: So my most egotistical take on La Rain is that

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Speaker 1: Now real it becomes real. Okay, give me god. Isla

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Speaker 5: Ing, which sounds like a team girl horror like the Katherining.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, snap, that's really good.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty good. Uh. She is the best in the

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Speaker 1: business matter how you say her. Strange first name diplow

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Speaker 1: beat Oprah Winfrey's La Marathon time and says he took

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Speaker 1: LSD to do it. Boy oh boy, here we go.

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Speaker 1: This was last week in Los Angeles. Uh DJ and

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Speaker 1: producer Diplow randall Los Angeles Marathon in under four hours

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Speaker 1: and says he took LSD to do it. Diplow said

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Speaker 2: This is also why why is oprah score in here?

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Speaker 2: Like why you compared to what.

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Speaker 4: They for Oprah's time? When was the last time she ran?

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Speaker 2: He also beat a lot of other people too, a

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Speaker 5: Why I'm imagining Oprah reading this and being like, hey,

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Speaker 2: He also beat Fred durst Store.

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Speaker 5: Or Oprah super competitive and She's like, oh okay, and

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Speaker 5: we're just smoke some.

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Speaker 1: Next year Oprah could smoke him at absolutely well. I

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Speaker 1: do answer that question in the article. Thank god for

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Speaker 1: for explaining this. LSD is a psychoactive drug that's banned

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Speaker 1: that's always my favorite sentence in these stories.

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Speaker 1: In recent years, microdosing, where drugs are taking at levels

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Speaker 1: There's no data to inform ormous whether microdosing LSD is

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Speaker 1: beneficial or dangerous. David Nutt, director of neuropsycho Psychopharmacology Unit,

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Speaker 1: He works at a division of Brain scientists as Imperial

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Speaker 5: That's that's more than double the fastest I've ever been

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Speaker 4: Oh so he came for her.

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Speaker 1: Oprah Winfrey ran the Marine Corps Marathon in a very

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Speaker 1: Diplo finished the race in three hours and thirty five minutes. Wow,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but I wonder how he fell.

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Speaker 2: After boom there it is.

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Speaker 2: stand up. He had a bet with his buddy Nick Turner.

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Speaker 2: He drank all night. No, yeah, woke up and then

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Speaker 2: So he ran it. He had the most he had

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Speaker 2: But he did get a sponsorship out of New Balance

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Speaker 4: If you were hungover the night before. They're just like.

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Speaker 1: And he's like, just talk about like I believe in

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Speaker 4: This sounds good to me, Oh my goodness, I got me.

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Speaker 5: I wonder if we still make people like that anymore.

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Speaker 4: Does that make sense?

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Speaker 5: Players that drank nothing but coco cola their whole lives,

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Speaker 5: I don't know if we if those kind of people

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Speaker 2: I think basically what happens with that. It's like the

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Speaker 4: I don't know why.

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Speaker 5: It's like that guy's really strong, and then you're like

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Speaker 2: I go I go too unconscious now because I can't

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00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:42,240
Speaker 2: do it, and I always.

439
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Speaker 5: Have visual That's why I like to trip during the

440
00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:47,520
Speaker 5: day because all day I'm cool. Once it gets tonight

441
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,600
Speaker 5: and I don't want to be in that state anymore.

442
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,560
Speaker 4: I'm like, boom, shut it down.

443
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:55,239
Speaker 2: And you can't really watch TV to chill out. You

444
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:58,560
Speaker 2: can't because everything seems laird.

445
00:22:58,840 --> 00:22:59,760
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, my friends.

446
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,000
Speaker 5: And like I was tripping once with a friend and

447
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:05,840
Speaker 5: he had things to do and I didn't, and he's like, oh,

448
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,000
Speaker 5: hold on, let me post for this show real quick.

449
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,920
Speaker 5: And I was freaking out looking at him use a

450
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,080
Speaker 5: phone right I was like, how are you even in

451
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,119
Speaker 5: that realm right now?

452
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,080
Speaker 4: I was laughing. I was like laughing at the concept

453
00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 4: of phones.

454
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,919
Speaker 5: I was like, you're letting people know about things to

455
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 5: do outside.

456
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,200
Speaker 1: No, we did a story and I was trying to

457
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:27,960
Speaker 1: look up the number, but there was like one guy

458
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,600
Speaker 1: who overdosed on LSD, but there was another one I

459
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,360
Speaker 1: just found It was the It was a forty six

460
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 1: year old woman who snorted a staggering five hundred and

461
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:38,920
Speaker 1: fifty times the normal recreational dose of LSD.

462
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 5: Wow.

463
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 1: But then she found that she had had this foot

464
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,639
Speaker 1: pain since she was in her twenties and it went away.

465
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 2: Afterwards, amazing, that's amazing.

466
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:51,359
Speaker 5: After she remembered that her feet existed, because how long

467
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,199
Speaker 5: was she in whatever kind of state?

468
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,920
Speaker 2: Correct after she was no longer one with the universe,

469
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 2: and slowly her body part started appearing exactly. Oh my,

470
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 2: this is interesting that you had that story, Scottie, because

471
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 2: I did have this story picked out for us for

472
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 2: the sea for this, you dirty dog. Ozzy Osbourne gave

473
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 2: up taking acid after talking to a horse for an hour.

474
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 4: I love him so much.

475
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,840
Speaker 2: His This is a It's a great one. This was

476
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:26,959
Speaker 2: sent in by the classic copy Haste. Thank you, copy Haste,

477
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:32,439
Speaker 2: Thank you copy Haste. This was an NME by Charlotte Kroll.

478
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 2: Thank you Charlotte, Nick.

479
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,159
Speaker 1: Biz Nick Kroll's best friend and sister.

480
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:42,119
Speaker 2: And sister head wife Ozzy Osbourne has revealed that he

481
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:44,960
Speaker 2: gave up taking acids in the seventies after trip left

482
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 2: him chatting to a horse. That's also surprising that he

483
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 2: stopped in the seventies. The rock legend was speaking in

484
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,080
Speaker 2: a new interview about the making of his former band

485
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,119
Speaker 2: Black Sabbat's fourth album, Volume four, which was in the

486
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 2: group's chaotic Heyday quote. We lived in a house in

487
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:02,240
Speaker 2: Los Anne list, rehearsed there, did loads of drugs and

488
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:06,120
Speaker 2: made an album Simple. Those were good times. I went

489
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:09,719
Speaker 2: to classic rock. At that time in America, people were

490
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 2: very fond of lacing your drinks with acid. Osborne continued,

491
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 2: I didn't care. I used to swallow handfuls of tabs

492
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 2: at a time. The end of it came when we

493
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 2: got back to England. I took ten tabs of acid.

494
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 1: It is for those who.

495
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:25,959
Speaker 2: Don't know, that's a very large amount of acid, and

496
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,120
Speaker 2: then went for a walk in a field. I ended

497
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,880
Speaker 2: up standing there talking to this horse for about an hour.

498
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 2: In the end, the horse turned round and told me

499
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 2: to fuck off. That was That was it for me.

500
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:44,879
Speaker 5: Oh my, I'm the whole time you were talking, I

501
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,679
Speaker 5: was imagining him telling the story, and because I love him,

502
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 5: because I watched that reality I'm like the age where

503
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 5: I watched that reality show and just loved him so much,

504
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:58,400
Speaker 5: and so I'm imagining him telling that story now and

505
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:02,399
Speaker 5: how many like different sad ways it would happen between

506
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 5: before he just said anyway, at the end, it just

507
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 5: ended up telling me to fuck off.

508
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,440
Speaker 4: And that's why I don't take ast anymore.

509
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 2: And you're just like, what that was I tried watching.

510
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,959
Speaker 2: I used to have to watch clips of it of

511
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 2: that show because I used to host a clip round

512
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 2: up show or I did the voiceover for a clip

513
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,639
Speaker 2: round up show, so I would only ever see little

514
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 2: clips of that show. And every time I saw it,

515
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:31,360
Speaker 2: he just seemed incapable of making a sentence. Is that

516
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:32,719
Speaker 2: the case, statin Ow?

517
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can under I feel like I could understand

518
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:36,679
Speaker 5: him if I heard him.

519
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 4: Now, Okay, it is a lot. Here's the thing.

520
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 5: If you can understand what he's saying, he's technically the

521
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,400
Speaker 5: voice of reason in that household.

522
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:47,159
Speaker 4: Yes, that's why I liked him so much.

523
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 1: That show launched all those shows there. Micky Osborne's was

524
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,439
Speaker 1: the first, Hey, we're inside your house filming it, and

525
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 1: then it was like Jessica Simpson came after that, and

526
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 1: then like all the way to even like vander Pump

527
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 1: and Real Housewise with none of those exist without meet

528
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 1: the Osbourne's interest. It was the first of that format.

529
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,199
Speaker 1: It came from a cribs because the MTV cribs of

530
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 1: Ozzie's House was so entertaining because they were all like

531
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 1: Jack Osbourne. His son was playing the video game Doom

532
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,400
Speaker 1: while wearing a gas mask, and it's just like, well,

533
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 1: that's the funniest shit I've ever seen. Yeah, And so

534
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 1: they were like, let's follow the Osbourne's and it launched

535
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,400
Speaker 1: this sort of we're inside your house, lots of cameras.

536
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my gosh.

537
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:29,399
Speaker 5: Yeah. Because I've never talked to an animal, I think

538
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 5: on acid.

539
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 4: But I did once.

540
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 5: Like have an experience where I felt like an older

541
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:39,400
Speaker 5: version of me was talking to me in a mirror

542
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,959
Speaker 5: and my friend's cat was there. At the time, I

543
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 5: was just like sitting in the bathroom, but the cat

544
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 5: happened to come in there, and so at the end

545
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 5: I looked over it was just like.

546
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 4: Comment, are you saying this? Like I was, yet, like

547
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 4: I went to the cat for confirmation.

548
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:56,439
Speaker 5: So that's a thing that I do reference with that

549
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 5: friend where I'll be like, well, I'm not worried anymore

550
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:02,479
Speaker 5: because I like future me told me that when I die,

551
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:03,479
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be fine with it.

552
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,640
Speaker 4: And comment was there, he heard the whole thing.

553
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 2: So that's a very reassuring conversation with an older version

554
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 2: of yourself.

555
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 5: It was weird because it wasn't even like actual sentences

556
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 5: or anything. It was just like staring in the mirror

557
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,639
Speaker 5: and feeling this kind of like whatever. But it was like,

558
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna tell you when because that would be weird,

559
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 5: but you'll be cool with it.

560
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 4: And I was like, all right, cool. I kind of

561
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 4: took that for whatever it.

562
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 2: That sounds so real. That's wonderful. That's what we all want, yes,

563
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,119
Speaker 2: for us from the dead pet future, to be like

564
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 2: it's okay, don't worry.

565
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 5: It's probably where it came from was me asking it,

566
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 5: and somewhere in my psyche my I was like, okay, well,

567
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 5: obviously I'm not going to make up a number that

568
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 5: you can freak out about forever. Why would I tell

569
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 5: you exactly?

570
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 1: That's right?

571
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, have we talked about this? Would you rather know when?

572
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 2: Or how?

573
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 4: Ooh you die?

574
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 3: Mum?

575
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 2: Well when when?

576
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 5: I think I would want to say how, And I'll

577
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 5: probably use that for clues. Yeah, but I don't know

578
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 5: if I want to know when, But I feel like

579
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 5: how because I've had certain weird premonitions of how I

580
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 5: think I will that I would want to just be

581
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 5: like ha ha, I was right, or if it's like

582
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 5: you flip your vet, I'll just.

583
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 4: Be like what, all right? Like I don't know how

584
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 4: that's going to happen.

585
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like what it's like somewhere off of an island,

586
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 5: somewhere I like disappear mysteriously.

587
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 4: I'll be like sick.

588
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 1: I just want to make a ton of plans the

589
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 1: day before and big promises.

590
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 4: That's so.

591
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 5: Also, here's the thing, the fact that your whole underlying

592
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 5: thing was for a prank, zero surprise, that that was

593
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 5: why you picked it.

594
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would be like, look at me just a

595
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 1: long time. Today is Tuesday. On Thursday, I'm coming over

596
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 1: your house. I'm going to give you the greatest massage

597
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 1: of your life. Then I'm taking you out for a

598
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 1: very special day. I'm gonna tell you the biggest secret

599
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 1: where I've buried my fortune.

600
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,239
Speaker 5: Just starts a bunch of fights and tells guys to

601
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 5: meet him tomorrow.

602
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 4: A bunch of guys at a park. Where is he?

603
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, that's how I died. I made myself die.

604
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,959
Speaker 2: I know they're all self fulfilling prophecies.

605
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 1: That's right. I went to the first Rams game of

606
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 1: the season because I want to see Sofi Stadium, and

607
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 1: the halftime show was Ozzy Osbourne. He did two songs

608
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 1: and he's looking pretty old, like they had a thing

609
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 1: around him.

610
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 2: Now he's forty two, forty I wouldn't be surprised.

611
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 4: If he looked amazing.

612
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: My guest would be Azzie's seventy seven. You looking at it,

613
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 1: I'll look it up. Because so my seats were next

614
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 1: to this really nice group of like older black guys

615
00:30:56,560 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 1: who were he is seventy four. Okay, that's pretty young. Actually,

616
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: I there's a little more worn out than that. Oh.

617
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: So these older guys are next to me, and I'm like,

618
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 1: I wonder if they like Ozzy Osbourne, Like they were

619
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 1: probably men in their sixties, so I'm like, they know

620
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: who this guy is. And they sit there like ladies

621
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, welcome to the stage with a new album

622
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 1: called Blah Blah Blah, you know, Ozzy Osbourne, And they

623
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 1: all start like elbowing each other really sweetly, and they're like,

624
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 1: we came for a football game, We're getting a show.

625
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 1: We came for a football We're gonna show. And I'm like,

626
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 1: this is great. And then Ozzie plays this song off

627
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 1: his new album which nobody knows, and everybody's politely ahead

628
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 1: banging along. Yeah, But then he plays crazy Train like

629
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 1: one of his biggest hits. And the guys next to

630
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 1: me are like, go ahead, Ozzie, and they're like up

631
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 1: in the They're like screaming they love. It was amazing.

632
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 1: I was like, Ozzy Osbourne has power, this dude, I love.

633
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 4: Here's the thing.

634
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 5: There are a lot of black rock fans because I

635
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 5: feel like I found on stuff like that when I

636
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 5: was younger and felt like I was like, oh, nobody

637
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 5: like me likes this.

638
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 4: I'm weird.

639
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 5: And my mom was like, oh, because it was I

640
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 5: was younger. It was when Wayne's World came out and

641
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 5: I fell in love with Queen, and my mom like

642
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 5: saw me looking it up or found me like listening

643
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 5: to you.

644
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 4: She was like, your uncle used to like Queen.

645
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm not weird, that's right. It

646
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 1: was so but the joy of just hearing crazy training live.

647
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 1: But yeah, we came for a game, we got a show.

648
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 5: I would love to hear someone my dad's age just

649
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 5: yelled go ahead on Ozzie that.

650
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 4: Crazy training like hobbles around. What was he strapped in with?

651
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 2: He was?

652
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 1: So they pushed the whole stage out like a halftime show.

653
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 1: He was already hidden inside the stage so he wouldn't

654
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: have to do the walk. So then he rises up

655
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 1: out of the stage and he looks great and he

656
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 1: actually still sounds great.

657
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 3: Good.

658
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:00,240
Speaker 1: He was standing and like it was almost a if

659
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Speaker 1: you were on a game show and standing at like

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Speaker 1: a little it wasn't a podium, but it had like

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Speaker 1: a little circular thing around his waist that you could

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Speaker 1: tell he was like secured from the back, so it's

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Speaker 1: almost like a hip brace holding him in place. And

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Speaker 1: then he stood still and the band rotated around him,

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Speaker 1: and then at the end of it lowered him back

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Speaker 1: down the thing offstage.

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Speaker 4: Nice. Yeah, he's a he's a fall risk for sure.

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Speaker 5: I've seen him on carpet, Like you can't be having

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Speaker 5: him on all kinds of bubble. It sounds like they

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Speaker 5: just turned the stage into a very expensive wheelchair for

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Speaker 5: a second that like encapsulated him and then he rows.

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Speaker 2: He has his own elevator where he doesn't have to

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Speaker 2: walk for his days in the elevator to perform.

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Speaker 1: This drives it right back to Brentwood. The whole stage

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Speaker 1: going up the four h fiven get his old butt home.

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Speaker 1: It was cool. It was so cool to see I

677
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Speaker 1: just like when older folks get pumped on shit. It

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Speaker 1: like makes me so happy. Uh here, I'll tease us

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Speaker 1: into break y'all two count them too. Virginia inmates tunneled

680
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Speaker 1: out of jail with a toothbrush and traveled seven miles

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Speaker 1: to go to I hop Yes, yes, yes, stack them up, bananas, bananas.

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Speaker 3: I just gothing. You're just.

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Speaker 2: Folks, we are backs. Got you got any shout outs?

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Speaker 1: I do have a few quickies. Uh, Bryn Bailey, Sorry, Bryn,

685
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Speaker 1: I didn't get this in in time, so we're just

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Speaker 1: gonna shout out her friend Emily. We missed the cutoff date.

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Speaker 1: They live in different cities, but is truly the best

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Speaker 1: in the business. So that's nice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Collette Foster, great name. You don't hear collecte very much anymore.

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Speaker 4: I used to work with a collecte. She took all

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Speaker 4: my shifts.

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Speaker 2: O nice nice people, good people.

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Speaker 1: Call great people. Never mad a nasty collect They're all

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Speaker 1: great people. Collette Foster is a day one bananimal. She's

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Speaker 1: shouting herself out for getting accepted to med school after

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Speaker 1: ten years of trying. Wow won. Her advisors told her

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Speaker 1: she'd have a better chance at winning the lottery than

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Speaker 1: ever getting into med school, but she kept on trying

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Speaker 1: to got it.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I like that. I like that so much.

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Speaker 4: I like that so much.

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Speaker 5: I do not like that teacher who tells people stuff

704
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Speaker 5: like that.

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Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, you don't know the future, you lunatic.

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Speaker 1: I know it's the worst. Anyways, Good for you, Collette.

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Speaker 1: We hope you make a wonderful doctor or whatever the

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Speaker 1: heck you want to do. One day. You did it. Congratulations.

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Speaker 1: Colleen Matt's in is this is a first, I think

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Speaker 1: is shouting out her dogs Ethan Benjamin and Susan.

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Speaker 4: And Susan.

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Speaker 1: Susan Benjamin and Susan Benjamin.

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Speaker 4: Is a stately name for a dog.

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Speaker 1: Yes, they listen to bananas while taking their daily walks,

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Speaker 1: and the dogs walk perfectly in sync to our theme song.

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Speaker 1: Kurt So shout out to Kahan, our dude who made

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Speaker 1: that wonderful song. You're you're good with the dogs. And last,

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Speaker 1: but not least, uh, here we go, Rebecca Schwartz started

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Speaker 1: her own editing business. We're all writers here. We might

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Speaker 1: need her one day and ban animals. If you've written

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Speaker 1: a book, are you've written a kid's book? Are you

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Speaker 1: written anything? You can send it to Rebecca she was

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Speaker 1: a stay at home mom with her two teens, but

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Speaker 1: now she is editing anything including poetry, children's literature, you

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Speaker 1: name it, she does it. Kurt, the name of her

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Speaker 1: company is amazing. You will love this.

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Speaker 2: Give it to me.

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Speaker 1: Words, Words, Words Editing LLLC Words Words, Words, So Been animals.

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Speaker 1: If you're a writer, and so many of you are,

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Speaker 1: you DMS questions about it all the time and you

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Speaker 1: need an editor, go to Words wordswords editing dot com.

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Speaker 1: That's what I got.

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Speaker 2: Sweet, thank you, and of course we are here with

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Speaker 2: the fantastic and hilarious Katrina Davis. Thank you so much

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Speaker 2: for being here. Katrina. Your podcast art History? So how

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Speaker 2: tell me? First off, tell me about the podcast itself,

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Speaker 2: and secondly, like, who's listening to an art history podcast?

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Speaker 2: Is it all art history majors?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 5: So pavant Garde is an art history podcast that I

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Speaker 5: do with my two friends and artists, Andrea Guzetta and

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Speaker 5: Jordan Lee Williams.

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Speaker 4: They are both art history majors.

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Speaker 5: Okay, who hated art history because of their schooling, because

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Speaker 5: they feel like it was really kind of focused in

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Speaker 5: on a certain time or not even a certain time,

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Speaker 5: just like a lot of white male.

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Speaker 4: Artists being focused on and.

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Speaker 5: Things like that, so we try to focus on more

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Speaker 5: of the unseen or unspoken about as much artist female artists,

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Speaker 5: artists of color, things like that.

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Speaker 2: Nice.

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Speaker 4: And I just like art. I don't know. I just

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Speaker 4: like go to museums alone and stare at stuff.

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Speaker 5: And that's how I like learn that I like artists

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Speaker 5: as else be like, oh, I've stared at this before

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Speaker 5: in another like somebody else like I'll be like, wait,

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Speaker 5: I recognize this, and I'm like, yeah, I know, art.

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Speaker 4: The lowest common denominator. So it's.

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Speaker 5: Us all, you know, learning together about artists that we love,

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Speaker 5: or learning more about artists that are already our favorites.

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Speaker 5: And I learn the most but also tell the most jokes.

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Speaker 4: So nice.

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Speaker 2: Where's your favorite place in LA to go look at art?

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Speaker 5: Ooh? I probably for different reasons, Like I like CAM

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Speaker 5: obviously the Museum of African American Art that's over by

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Speaker 5: the space An exposition. Yeah, I like that one.

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Speaker 4: That one's good.

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Speaker 5: And I like lackmach just because it's so big, so

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Speaker 5: I feel do it in parts. I can go back

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Speaker 5: there for like a month and just kind of go

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Speaker 5: from space to space and work my way through it

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Speaker 5: whenever there's new exhibits, and I like going to the

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Speaker 5: road for special stuff, Like I've gone to the Broad

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Speaker 5: at night for bands to play and like that. And like, yeah,

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Speaker 5: I had when I first moved here, I went to

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Speaker 5: Obviously I still do it alone, but I went to

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Speaker 5: a lot more stuff alone, and I would kind of

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Speaker 5: like run into comics there. It was a nice way

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Speaker 5: to kind of accidentally not feel so alone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and two our been animals who've never been to

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles. Lakma is the museum that has all the

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Speaker 1: light poles light fixtures outside that influencers always pose and

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Speaker 1: take pictures with like a million lamp posts outside. And

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Speaker 1: the Broad is the one with the giant table that

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Speaker 1: you can go underneath things you've seen a million times.

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Speaker 4: It looks like yeasy and a Swiss cheese had a

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Speaker 4: baby on.

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Speaker 2: The outside the building. It's like, this is like.

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Speaker 5: A holy cool futuristic looking building. It is like rock

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Speaker 5: it up into the sky at any moment.

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Speaker 2: It is very cool. I recently took we had out

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Speaker 2: of town visitors and we took the kids there. I

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Speaker 2: have a three and a six year old and ye nope,

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Speaker 2: and it was just like, because Gus is at the

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Speaker 2: age where he'll he'll just walk up and touch stuff.

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Speaker 2: And we had just done that story about the woman

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Speaker 2: in Spain or whatever knocking over the coons for the

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Speaker 2: forty dollars coons. Sure, and they have multiple couns UNEs

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Speaker 2: there and one of the dogs that's like on the thing,

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Speaker 2: and I'm like, I know exactly how much it costs.

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Speaker 2: And the people because we were like one of the

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Speaker 2: first people in there, so the guards were just aggressively

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Speaker 2: policing the kids. Yeah, and so I was like it

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Speaker 2: made me so nervous. I was like, I know, I know.

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Speaker 2: I'm like I'm keeping them. I'm keeping them. And I

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Speaker 2: turn and Gus is stepping up onto the platform to

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Speaker 2: touch the gust.

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Speaker 4: He's so fast, so.

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Speaker 2: Fancy's so little and so fast.

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Speaker 1: He loves art.

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Speaker 2: So Lauren has photos of us from that from that day,

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Speaker 2: and it's just me in like chase mode at all times,

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Speaker 2: like just trying to intercept them before they get to

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Speaker 2: the next piece of art, because they're running at full

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Speaker 2: speed through just the museum, looking at everything, and I'm

817
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Speaker 2: just trying to keep them from hitting because there's stuff

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Speaker 2: on all sides. They could make it con dart into

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Speaker 2: anything at any point, and so stressful.

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Speaker 4: Current a deep lunches for an entire afternoon. Ready.

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Speaker 5: No, And those aren't even my favorite light posts in

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Speaker 5: La because I like art and architecture of buildings. I

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Speaker 5: go around taking pictures of buildings all the time, and

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Speaker 5: they're in front of the Virgil. Yes, it is one

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Speaker 5: of my favorite things, which is all the light poles,

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Speaker 5: which is just like the electric building. But all of

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Speaker 5: our municipal buildings are beautiful, yes, like every Department of

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Speaker 5: Water is gorgeous.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what's going on.

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Speaker 1: They're all beautiful, all deco and all that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Cool.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So for those who don't do it, like literally

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Speaker 2: it is. I think it's one hundred and twenty five

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Speaker 2: light posts and it was all from the original. It

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Speaker 2: was right from when electricity was brought to the city.

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Speaker 2: Each neighborhood was running up their own light poles, so

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Speaker 2: each one had a different design for every single neighborhood.

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Speaker 2: So as you drive through La, most of them are

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Speaker 2: gone because people like have stolen the glass out of

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Speaker 2: them and they just replaced them on the I live

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00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 2: in Atwater and they just replaced all the light poles

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00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,399
Speaker 2: on the bridge, which is such a bummer because those

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Speaker 2: are so pretty. Yes, but every single one is like

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Speaker 2: represented right right there, and it's just on the street.

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Speaker 2: It's awesome.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I love it.

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Speaker 5: I feel like no one's ever around there, and I'm

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Speaker 5: always walking by there getting tacos.

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Speaker 2: Virgil Village.

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Speaker 1: Baby, it's not bad. Go down to Almah, get yourself

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Speaker 1: a side er. It's a great little bar. Alrighty, let's

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Speaker 1: get back into it. Robert Woodbury sent this in. Thank

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Speaker 1: you Robert. This was in Yahoo News, written by OSM Harun.

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Speaker 1: Thank you Ozmi Harun. You are truly the best in

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Speaker 1: the business when it comes to pancake news. To Virginia

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Speaker 1: inmates tunneled out of jail with a toothbrush and traveled

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Speaker 1: seven miles to go to I Hop.

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Speaker 2: Love it.

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Speaker 4: And there it is, somebody had to say it.

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Speaker 1: No good for them to Virginia in made who broke

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Speaker 1: out their jail cell with a toothbrush tasted sweet freedom

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Speaker 1: for a day at I Hop miles away before they

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Speaker 1: were caught. According to the Newport News Sheriff's Office, to

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Speaker 1: in were missing during a head count on Thursday. The

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Speaker 1: pair John M. Garza and r le v Nemo. I

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Speaker 1: mean Arley v Nemo.

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Speaker 2: Is an amazing name.

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Speaker 1: Wow, great name. Yeah. Like, if you gave me a

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Speaker 1: list of prisoners names and you were like, which were

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Speaker 1: these guys you think dug out of here with.

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Speaker 2: A toothbrush, Arley Nemo ar.

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Speaker 1: Le V Nemo would be at the top of my list.

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Speaker 4: I would have guessed it. But in like nineteen ten.

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Speaker 1: Yes, he used primitive tools, including toothbrush and untied rebar

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Speaker 1: to dig a hole out of their cell wall. They

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Speaker 1: then scaled a wall and made a daring escape. They

878
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Speaker 1: exploited construction weaknesses and design weaknesses. Blah blah blah blah blah. Basically,

879
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:48,359
Speaker 1: the two made it to this I hoop seven miles

880
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 1: away in the neighboring town of Hampton, Virginia, and they

881
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 1: opted for International House of Pancakes instead of the waffle

882
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 1: house that was a few blocks away.

883
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 2: Interesting. If they got the waffle house, they would not

884
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:02,320
Speaker 2: be caught now.

885
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 1: Darn they'd been managing that waffle house.

886
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 4: They'd be amongst friends.

887
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 1: They would be owning several waffle house I shose wrongs

888
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 1: I have.

889
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 5: I have had my favorite waffle house person get snatched

890
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 5: up for stealing car parts, and we were all so sad,

891
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 5: like they definitely would have been safe at all.

892
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 1: We are huge fans, Kurt and I are huge fans.

893
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 1: Wish they were a sponsor. We love Waffle Love too.

894
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:35,839
Speaker 1: They did not, and NSO, which is Newport News Sheriff's Office,

895
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 1: did not immediately respond to Insider's requests for comment, but

896
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:42,400
Speaker 1: in a press release, they said private citizens notified law

897
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 1: enforcement when they saw the men dining at I hop,

898
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,840
Speaker 1: I hope. Hey, I don't know if these guys what

899
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 1: crimes they committed, So I'm not going to just say

900
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 1: they're awesome. They should be free, but like they did it,

901
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 1: they got out in the eight Pancakes, which is pretty incredible.

902
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 2: There should be there should be kind of like a

903
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 2: rule where it's like, if you can get out of

904
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 2: the prison with a toothbrush, you should be out. You

905
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 2: should be allowed to be freeing.

906
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 4: I know there used to.

907
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,800
Speaker 5: Be a thing where they like, wouldn't penalize you more

908
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:12,439
Speaker 5: for trying to get out, because they were like, yeah,

909
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 5: who doesn't want to get out? Oh, but I don't

910
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,799
Speaker 5: know if you still do that. They were just like

911
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 5: leveling with people. Yeah, it totally makes sense.

912
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 4: That you would try to do this.

913
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 1: And how good did those pancakes taste? I mean, are

914
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:26,720
Speaker 1: you imagine?

915
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 5: God? Well, so, I'm sure that, like their pictures were

916
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 5: on the news and stuff, but I'm imagining them being

917
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 5: identified because they were like dirty and in stripe jumpsuits,

918
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 5: just eating pancakes.

919
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 2: Like having crawled out of the ground.

920
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,239
Speaker 4: Yes, I think we made it.

921
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 1: Yes, like raising Arizona, raising Arizona level.

922
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:48,800
Speaker 2: Dirty coming out of the ground.

923
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 4: That's what I'm thinking.

924
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 2: Also, it's very funny to go to a sit down

925
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 2: restaurant when yeah, to go go eat it in the woods,

926
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 2: keep moving. Then you're so right, you're so smart you

927
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 2: figuring out structural weaknesses in a prison. Don't they go.

928
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 1: Sit in the eye.

929
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:14,400
Speaker 5: Thank you you identified a less than perfect buttress. But

930
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 5: you were like, you know what, I'm gonna take this

931
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 5: right here.

932
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 4: I'm gonna see this booth.

933
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:23,000
Speaker 1: Yes, if these were non violent offenders, if these guys

934
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 1: were in there for some you know, oh, we didn't

935
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 1: pair taxes for ten years, I'm like, enjoy the pancakes. Boys.

936
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,880
Speaker 1: I hope they were good. But yeah, they got them

937
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,840
Speaker 1: their back. Unfortunately they were caught, or maybe fortunately they

938
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 1: were caught. Uh and now the Sheriff's office are they're

939
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:40,759
Speaker 1: looking at security and construction flaws in the jail.

940
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:45,319
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, everyone's tooth precious.

941
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:51,280
Speaker 1: Oh no say it, but probably did? Oh man, so

942
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 1: so wild. I love that one. Oh that's all. There

943
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:57,399
Speaker 1: was a when I was on Workaholics. There were two

944
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 1: businesses near us Target, and so every day after lunch

945
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 1: we would do a Target walk where we all the

946
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 1: writers would just do two laps around the whole entire

947
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:09,839
Speaker 1: inside of Target, and we would see fall come in,

948
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 1: and winter come in, and spring come in. You'd see

949
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 1: new products, you'd see all the holidays. It was very

950
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 1: funny how well stocked our cupboards and pantries and bathrooms

951
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 1: were during that era. The other business was between a

952
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 1: train rail yard and a scrap metal yard and it

953
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 1: was a sports topless, topless sports bar called Games and

954
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 1: Dames and their advertisement was for a two dollars stak

955
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 1: on Wednesdays until midnight. Oh god, So we went probably

956
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 1: eight to ten times over the four or five years

957
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 1: I was there, and.

958
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 4: How many elses.

959
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 1: It was late.

960
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm so afraid. Better not be big.

961
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 4: It better not be big.

962
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 1: It was bigger than you think, and it had like

963
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:00,400
Speaker 1: a handful of fries. It was two dollars. And so

964
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:03,239
Speaker 1: all these like construction worker guys, the scrap metal guys,

965
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,720
Speaker 1: the train yard guys, and then the workhowks writing staff

966
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 1: men and women were in there and they were all friendly.

967
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 1: Was great. It was like great because sometimes it didn't

968
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 1: happen much, but maybe two times our boss was like, yeah,

969
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 1: you guys can go. At like three pm, we're drinking

970
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 1: pictures of beer and eating two dollars steaks in a

971
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: strip club at one day. It's like, I don't know,

972
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,279
Speaker 1: six or seven customers. It's really slow. It's the middle

973
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 1: of the day and we're sitting there and we're like,

974
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: we gotta go get Wednesday two dollars staks. And the

975
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 1: dancer comes out and she's like, hey, guys, and she

976
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 1: recognized one of the workhowks dudes, and she's like, do

977
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 1: you mind if I practice my death drop? And we

978
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:43,759
Speaker 1: go yeah, so, Kurt, you may or may not know

979
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 1: it's called this, but the death drop is where they

980
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: climb up the pole games of Dame's Poll is pretty high.

981
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:51,719
Speaker 1: It's probably fifteen feet, it's pretty large, and then they

982
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 1: put their legs around it, and then they drop face

983
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 1: first towards the stage and stop basically as close to

984
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 1: the stage as you can get. Okay, So we're all

985
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 1: a couple drinks in and we're like sure, Like, basically,

986
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: this dancer wanted us to judge, to say that was awesome,

987
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 1: that wasn't awesome, you know, hold up a little ten times.

988
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 1: She told us she didn't tell anybody else. So she

989
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 1: does her first desk job, squeaks. All of a sudden,

990
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:19,840
Speaker 1: We're like, yay, cheering around, she's fine, her face is

991
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 1: two inches from the stage or whatever. We applaud. She

992
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 1: crimes back up because start spinning is going to do

993
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 1: it again, and then we hear commotion. Oh man, like,

994
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,319
Speaker 1: at what are the other tables of I don't know,

995
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:36,359
Speaker 1: three tables somebody's choking on their steak because they saw

996
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 1: this woman falling face Firs and gaspard so that his

997
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,399
Speaker 1: friend is slapping him on the back as hard as

998
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 1: he can, and I'm like, I don't think you're supposed

999
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 1: to do that either when somebody's choking. So the guy

1000
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:53,799
Speaker 1: that's choking and also dancer keeps dancing, Servers keeps serving,

1001
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 1: bartender keeps bartending. We keep like watching because what I

1002
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 1: don't know, Like we'll see what happens. The guy that's

1003
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 1: choking waves everybody off, walks outside, day continues, nothing changes,

1004
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 1: So as far as we know, the man just walked

1005
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:12,800
Speaker 1: outside and choked to death and died. About two songs later,

1006
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:16,840
Speaker 1: he comes back in. Everybody gives him a round of applause,

1007
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 1: He sits back down. A girl comes and sits on

1008
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 1: his lap and gives him a beer and a kiss

1009
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 1: on the side of the face, and he like waves

1010
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 1: it off and just keeps eating him Stay. But in

1011
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes, I went from watching like five or six

1012
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:33,760
Speaker 1: death drops, eating a two dollars steak with my friends,

1013
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:37,279
Speaker 1: and then watching a man perilously close to dying. It

1014
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 1: was like Games and Dames. It was incredible. But that whole.

1015
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:46,920
Speaker 2: Idea of of like when after you choke, when is

1016
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 2: it okay to start eating again?

1017
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: Is the big question. Four minutes I.

1018
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:54,320
Speaker 2: Heard I am a friend of mine who's a comic.

1019
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:58,840
Speaker 2: She saved another friend's life, a mutual friend who I

1020
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 2: don't know if she wants this story on the podcast,

1021
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 2: but she was eating shrimp and so started choking. Did

1022
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 2: the whole thing. She came over did Heimlich saved it,

1023
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:09,480
Speaker 2: and then I was like, thank you so much. Oh

1024
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 2: my goodness, that was scary. And then it was like beeps,

1025
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 2: like can I keep eating the shrimp? And then they

1026
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 2: just kept eating the shrimp.

1027
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 4: You just have to chew one more time than you

1028
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:22,760
Speaker 4: were before.

1029
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 2: Exactly. That's a much more complicated procedure.

1030
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 5: I imagined that man leaving and the lady still being

1031
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:34,120
Speaker 5: upside down and just going, and that's why they call

1032
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:34,799
Speaker 5: it a death drop.

1033
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 1: Oh, we would have tipped her twenties.

1034
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:42,320
Speaker 4: We would have been like, cascades down.

1035
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 1: You're hired. That's amazing, so good.

1036
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:49,000
Speaker 2: That was a good one. I'm going to give us

1037
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:52,520
Speaker 2: one more headline and send us all home.

1038
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 1: Sounds great.

1039
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 2: Here we go. Anton syndrome. The people that don't know

1040
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:00,080
Speaker 2: they're blind.

1041
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:03,440
Speaker 1: The Yeah, wow, I've never heard of that.

1042
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 2: No, no, this is amazing. Again. There's another copyhaste one

1043
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 2: doing two copyhaste ones. Put it in your boodo copyhaste.

1044
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:15,759
Speaker 2: This is from IFL Science by Jack Dunhill, who is

1045
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 2: the very best in the biz when it comes to

1046
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:21,960
Speaker 2: blind cases. In rare cases of stroke and brain damage,

1047
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 2: patients can lose their sight altogether, disoriented, and unaware of

1048
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 2: what's happened. It can take clinicians days before they establish

1049
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:32,480
Speaker 2: that the person has become blind. But what if the

1050
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 2: patient themselves don't know that they are blind? In extrarely

1051
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 2: rare circumstances, someone that has no sight at all will

1052
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:43,279
Speaker 2: entirely believe, often the point of anger, that they can

1053
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:44,800
Speaker 2: see perfectly fine.

1054
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 1: Fascinating.

1055
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, with just twenty eight cases in recorded history, these

1056
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 2: people have been diagnosed with Anton syndrome. What is Anton

1057
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 2: syndrome otherwise known as Anton's blindness or visual a anoscinosis

1058
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 2: because named after neurologist Gabriel Anton, and describe someone that

1059
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:07,280
Speaker 2: is cortically blind blindness due to damage to the brain's

1060
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 2: visual region, but who confabulates visions that they that make

1061
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 2: them believe that they have not lost their sight.

1062
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 5: Wow, so they're seeing something, They're seeing something that's not

1063
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:22,520
Speaker 5: the reality, and so they like they'll like they'll like

1064
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:24,960
Speaker 5: refuse help and try and like walk and just like

1065
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 5: walk into walls and s.

1066
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:28,920
Speaker 4: Oh, my goodness, that's crazy.

1067
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:32,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, the brain is fascinating.

1068
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:35,280
Speaker 4: How frustrating would that be?

1069
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:38,160
Speaker 5: Because you would be like, I can see I'm looking

1070
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:40,840
Speaker 5: right at and then just like run into something.

1071
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:46,560
Speaker 2: I can see you have five faces. I see all five.

1072
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 1: Oh right, maybe I'll drive, Maybe I'll take over and

1073
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:52,920
Speaker 1: drive the rest away. Anton, Thank you.

1074
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:56,880
Speaker 2: Well so much for being here. Where can everybody find you?

1075
00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:58,920
Speaker 4: Oh, thank you so much for having me.

1076
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:03,239
Speaker 5: You are all can find me on Instagram and my

1077
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:06,840
Speaker 5: website and everything is the same thing. It's just Katrina Savad.

1078
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:11,600
Speaker 5: It's just Davis backwards.

1079
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 2: On all the things wonderful. And go watch her brand

1080
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:17,520
Speaker 2: new special on all those things right now.

1081
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:20,240
Speaker 1: Absolutely figuring it out. It is so good. It's fifty

1082
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:23,799
Speaker 1: seven slammed wall to wall jokes, which I appreciate because

1083
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 1: sometimes you feel filler in specials, and You're special has

1084
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 1: no filler oculist. Banana Bananas is an exactly right media production.

1085
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

1086
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

1087
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:54,720
Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

1088
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

1089
00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:58,960
Speaker 1: Georgia Hartstart.

1090
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:01,400
Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our old human, not a robot.

1091
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:09,719
Speaker 2: Internes m HM