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Speaker 1: Am I the a hole for staying true to my

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Speaker 1: threats after my dad died? Yes, call them like I

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Speaker 1: see them. All right, Well, let's see if you can

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Speaker 1: call them when you see him. My dad died unexpectedly

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Speaker 1: last week, and my sister Jess and I lost her

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Speaker 1: mom last year to a mix of cancer and the virus.

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Speaker 1: That is awful. Yeah, not a mix you want to have.

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Speaker 1: I like mixed drinks, not mixed you know, deadly diseases

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Speaker 1: from how our act from our family acted in the

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Speaker 1: past over scavenging over dead people's things. God, what we're

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Speaker 1: terrible sidence crazy. Both Jess and I descended God. Both

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Speaker 1: Jess and I decided to send a family memo that

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Speaker 1: no one is to enter or take anything for our parents'

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Speaker 1: house until we get there. Both Jess and I work

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Speaker 1: on the West Coast, so it takes some time to

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Speaker 1: get there with all of our kids in family. Gross kids, disgusting.

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Speaker 1: I saw several notifications from my parents ring doorbell sounds

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Speaker 1: like an advertise. And I'm a lawyer. You don't write

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Speaker 1: like a right lawyer. You're like this person writes like

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Speaker 1: a three year old. Yeah, that was a lawyer, I

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Speaker 1: reminded my family, we will prosecute. So like, if they

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Speaker 1: go into the house, I guess right, Jess and I

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Speaker 1: are on the same page, so that but Jess and

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Speaker 1: I are both they are both like, we're going to

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Speaker 1: prosecute anyone that goes in this house. So, uh, if

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Speaker 1: you come in, where because we are coming at you

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Speaker 1: with the law. Yes, But honestly, I wouldn't like if

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Speaker 1: I was if I had, if I read this reddit

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Speaker 1: post and then heard that threat, I would be like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you win your law how foun because good luck putting

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Speaker 1: the other an opening statement when you're opening reddit post

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Speaker 1: is fucking garbage. Actually, Jess gets to my parents' house

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Speaker 1: first and notices stuff is missing. If my parents had

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Speaker 1: security cameras and an Alexa, it it showed my cousin

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Speaker 1: taking stuff from the house. Oh what's you doing? Right handed?

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Speaker 1: So Jess did what we agreed, and we called the

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Speaker 1: police and two of our cousins were arrested. Oh man, damn,

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Speaker 1: that's that's intense. Yeah, but hey, they did say they

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Speaker 1: would prosecute. They weren't lying, Yeah, but I mean I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty sure they lying about the law degree because they didn't.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like the law degree had nothing to do

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Speaker 1: with the Anyone could call the police. You don't need

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Speaker 1: to be a lawyer to call the police. Excuse me, police,

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Speaker 1: It's okay, I'm a lawyer. You uh, what's what's dick Wolf?

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Speaker 1: Dick Wolf? Law and order for that show because it

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Speaker 1: was over one thousand dollars. Both were looking at fallonies.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, that's the man. My cousin said, my dad

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Speaker 1: promised him this stuff. And I have my dad's will

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Speaker 1: making me executor of the estate and executor of my cousins.

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Speaker 1: Give them the death battals. I told him we should

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Speaker 1: have wait. I told him he should have waited to

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Speaker 1: file a claim with I told him he should have

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Speaker 1: waited to file a claim with the estate. And everyone

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Speaker 1: was warned about what would happen.

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Speaker 2: Oh, missus lawyer, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: The executor, the flunisher, Jess and I don't have the

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Speaker 1: best relationship with our extended family. Obviously that we are

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Speaker 1: not dropping charges because of this drama. Dad was quietly cremated.

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Speaker 1: Because of this drama, Dad was quietly cremated with no service. Yikes.

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Speaker 1: And we planned to hold one when Scott and we

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Speaker 1: planned to hold one when we scatter our parents' ashes

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Speaker 1: at Jess's house in a tree planted for them. My

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Speaker 1: last living grandma is upset about it. But my last

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Speaker 1: living grandma is said about it, but she sided with

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Speaker 1: my cousins and aunts, saying we were too tough on

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Speaker 1: them having them arrested. Yeah, oh, but you're going overboard.

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Speaker 1: That's your family. They're probably mourning the loss too, Like.

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Speaker 2: What if it's like an heirloom but like a very

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Speaker 2: sentimental object. Oh, Grandma used to always like show me

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Speaker 2: this toy or like something like that, or so.

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Speaker 1: The dad, like I mean, with the dad dying, You

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Speaker 1: sure the cousins might the cousins definitely maybe have some

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Speaker 1: connection to it, but they also stole like over one

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars each of stuff. I think he.

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Speaker 2: Should have called I think he went a little too light.

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Speaker 2: I think we should have called him the swat team. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and then just like surrounded the premier, like you are

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Speaker 2: completely surrounded.

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Speaker 1: I'm just like due to be fair, to be fair,

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Speaker 1: Opie did say I will prosecute bro Opie. And what

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Speaker 1: you know, what would he rather be a liar or

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Speaker 1: would he rather be a prosecutor? He chose prosecutor. Case

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Speaker 1: closed