WEBVTT - Pants, Porn Jokes & Paying it Off

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Heather d Row, I'm Terry, and we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>keep this between us.

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<v Speaker 2>Not really Hi, how are you good? Oh? But packing?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, packing for a trip that I can't disclose. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very excited. And yesterday was an incredibly stressful day

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<v Speaker 1>only because I'm leaving and when I come back it's

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<v Speaker 1>all happening at the same time. I mean wrapping up

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<v Speaker 1>filming where it's Mother's Day, the both of the twins

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<v Speaker 1>are graduating college on separate coast. Like there's just there's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just going on. I can't believe what goes into

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<v Speaker 2>the packing for a trip like that. The coordination of

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<v Speaker 2>the outfits, the jewelry, the shoes. Remember I was asking

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<v Speaker 2>you last night, So with every outfit, do you coordinate

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<v Speaker 2>the exact jewelry you wear?

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<v Speaker 1>I do. I'm a particular sort of packer though. I

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<v Speaker 1>the reason it takes me so long to pack is

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<v Speaker 1>that I try everything on. So Terry used to make

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<v Speaker 1>fun of me because I would take out a yellow

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<v Speaker 1>legal pad. Do you remember this. I take out a

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<v Speaker 1>yellow legal pad and I would write like Tuesday and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Tuesday PM, like whatever the schedule was for

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<v Speaker 1>the trip, and you'd be like, just out of curiosity,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you wearing on Thursday three? Do you remember that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? But I mean when you're doing it for housewives,

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<v Speaker 2>then it's a whole other level.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. Listen, If we're doing it for if I'm taking

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<v Speaker 1>a trip for filming, or if it's a specific trip,

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, there's a destination wedding we're going to,

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<v Speaker 1>or we're traveling with friends and we're going to very

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<v Speaker 1>specific things like the theater, or there's a a black

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<v Speaker 1>tye nite or as you know, you have to you

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<v Speaker 1>have to really plan it out. So I try on

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<v Speaker 1>every outfit and with all the accessories, the jewelry, purse, shooes,

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<v Speaker 1>the jacket, the coat, the starf like all the things.

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<v Speaker 1>I try it on it till I like it, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I lay it down on the floor and I

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<v Speaker 1>take a photo of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you wear like different ear rings with every outfit?

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<v Speaker 1>It depends. Sometimes I repeat, Oh, I repeat, Wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>let me just say this. I always repeat my clothes.

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<v Speaker 1>As a matter of fact, Gina was making fun of

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<v Speaker 1>me the other day for this one dress that I've

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<v Speaker 1>worn so many times. I finally had to give it

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<v Speaker 1>away because it was really overworn. I think when you

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<v Speaker 1>buy good pieces, they're just good forever. I rotate things

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<v Speaker 1>and put them away on vacation for a while.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about on this trip. You're not going to

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<v Speaker 2>repeat clothes ever? No, okay, So do you repeat ear

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<v Speaker 2>rings on the trip?

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<v Speaker 1>I could?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you repeat? Oh? You haven't worked out the earrings.

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<v Speaker 1>I have, but there's options, so it depends.

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<v Speaker 2>But do you say I'm gonna wear this earrings with

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<v Speaker 2>this necklace and this bracelets or do you mix some

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<v Speaker 2>match bracelets?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Are you asking if I like, I wore this

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<v Speaker 1>bracelet ones, I'm never wearing it again.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about this trip, each outfit. Do you wear

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<v Speaker 2>a distinct and unique jewelry with each outfit? Yes? So

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<v Speaker 2>you won't repeat earrings, you won't repeat brakes?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I might. It depends like some trips, not this

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<v Speaker 1>trip in particular, but some trips.

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<v Speaker 2>All wear What I am asking about this trip in

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<v Speaker 2>this in this.

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<v Speaker 1>Trip in particular, Well, I'm just giving the audience the information.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I'll just wear a stack. I'll put a necklace

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<v Speaker 1>stack together and bracelets and a pair of earrings, and

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<v Speaker 1>I wear it for the whole trip. For this particular trip.

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<v Speaker 1>I I'm not repeating anything, and I'm wearing a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of costume jewelry on this trip.

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<v Speaker 2>So how many distinct outfits will you wear for this trip?

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't there a breakfast, lunch, dinner outfit or No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, there's less. There's less because some days you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's you're out for the full day in to dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>There's one day, so at.

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<v Speaker 2>Least okay, one day of two outfits, but the other

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<v Speaker 2>days have three, maybe two to three okay, so five

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<v Speaker 2>days you're there ish like that, So we're talking about

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<v Speaker 2>as much as fifteen.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not that many. I'm going to say it's

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<v Speaker 1>eight outfits with a couple of justin ks thrown in.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't see how you do eight outfits in five

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<v Speaker 2>days when you're doing too Okay, so how many suitcases

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<v Speaker 2>does this take?

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<v Speaker 1>Too?

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<v Speaker 2>Do all the housewives do this?

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<v Speaker 1>They have complete I have news Gina's been packed for

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<v Speaker 1>two weeks and Shannon won't pack till an hour before

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<v Speaker 1>we go. She won't fit in.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, the only thing I used to change was

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<v Speaker 2>my underwear, and now I don't wear underwear anymore. So

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes I will wear the same outfit every single day.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't think people would want to know that

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<v Speaker 1>you don't wear underwear and you're wearing the same pants.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't wear underwear and you wear skirts sometimes.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but I don't wear something touching the vadge

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<v Speaker 1>area or the butt and not wash it.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, yes, So you don't think you think it's weird

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<v Speaker 2>to wear today with no underwear on two days in

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<v Speaker 2>a row.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you wear underwear two days in a row?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>So it's like you're basically wearing your underward.

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<v Speaker 2>Underwear is snug against areas.

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<v Speaker 1>Honey, it's rubbing, you know, there's.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, and you cut your hair.

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<v Speaker 1>I like how I was right, so we moved the

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<v Speaker 1>hair is do you like my hair is super cute?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna borrow a word from Erica Jane and tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that I think it's like a cunty.

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<v Speaker 2>Bob, a cunty bob. Uh. Yeah, it kind of is.

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<v Speaker 1>It kind of is and I mean that the best way,

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<v Speaker 1>and Erica, that's never been my word, but I like it. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to give it back now.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a hairstyle. I don't think I've ever seen

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<v Speaker 2>you wear really super cute though. Yeah, it looks really good.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but it's different. It's completely uh we're not describing it. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess they can see it. Yeah, yeah, it's super short. Wow, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it looks really My.

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<v Speaker 1>Voice is starting to come back, which is great.

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<v Speaker 2>So when you come back, we're going to be so busy.

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<v Speaker 2>Am I even in town? Do I even operate anymore?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? So I have?

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<v Speaker 2>I have.

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<v Speaker 1>Yesterday was stressful because I had to get all this

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<v Speaker 1>stuff done for graduation and everything before we left. So

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<v Speaker 1>I finally did the kids cakes because you know, cakes

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<v Speaker 1>are very important to me. So I had tried to

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<v Speaker 1>outsource it and give it to someone to do and

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<v Speaker 1>they came back and they looked like a seven year

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<v Speaker 1>old birthday party case. I was like, no, that is

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<v Speaker 1>not the vibe. I'm going to show them to you. Though.

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<v Speaker 2>We should disclose the cake that my mother and my

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<v Speaker 2>buddy's mother made us.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you tell everyone I have a photo of it?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, when I graduated medical school, which is a big deal. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a big deal. It's a big deal. And my

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<v Speaker 2>best friend and I who ultimately was my best man

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<v Speaker 2>and my best friend in medical school, in my roommate,

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<v Speaker 2>our families combined together for a graduation sort of dinner,

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<v Speaker 2>and they got together and bought us a cake. And

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<v Speaker 2>to this day I cringed and embarrassed by the horrif horrified.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like a big, large sheet cake and on

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<v Speaker 1>top of it was a three dimensional doctor bag with

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<v Speaker 1>money pouring out of it.

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<v Speaker 2>It was and we walked up and we went, are

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<v Speaker 2>you serious?

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<v Speaker 1>I was not there. This was before my time.

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<v Speaker 2>And by the way, when you graduate medice, when you

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<v Speaker 2>graduate med school, you know, you all stand there. It's

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<v Speaker 2>called the Hippocratic oath ceremony.

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<v Speaker 1>It's no harm.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pretty profound. And UCLA we did a Royce Hall

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<v Speaker 2>and this really cool private section of Royce Hall at

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<v Speaker 2>UCLA Medical School, and we were all, you know, raising

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<v Speaker 2>our right hands and saying the Hippocratic Oath. It was

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<v Speaker 2>like a heavy, heavy.

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<v Speaker 1>Moment and cut to the cake with the money fly.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just the wrong message. I don't think. I think.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how many oaths there that you portray

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<v Speaker 2>or you you you you sort of go with in

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<v Speaker 2>the Hippocratic oath. But it wasn't like, you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>will do no harm, I will not covet the patients

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<v Speaker 2>and I will not I will never do anything for

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<v Speaker 2>secondary gain. And then you know what the twelfth one was,

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<v Speaker 2>and I hope it make a lot of cash.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it was disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't show me the picture till a lot later

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<v Speaker 1>when you got your final board certification for plastic surgery

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<v Speaker 1>that I was around then, yes, before we got married,

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<v Speaker 1>and I got you a cake that looked like a

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<v Speaker 1>hand stamping certified. Yeah, that was kind a cake that

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<v Speaker 1>was cute, right, yeah, I mean it was no money bags.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my, isn't that awful? Awful?

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<v Speaker 1>So I've been working on kids cakes. Do I want

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<v Speaker 1>to show it to you?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not surprised.

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<v Speaker 1>You should be surprised.

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<v Speaker 2>There's so I remember.

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<v Speaker 1>They're very proud of the cakes.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember the cake you got them for their sixteenth

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<v Speaker 2>birthday though, sixteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why do you remember that one as opposed to

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<v Speaker 1>twenty one?

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<v Speaker 2>Or because in the sixteenth one like one of them

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<v Speaker 2>have a Porsche, one had a.

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<v Speaker 1>Mercedes, they had car.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the difference between your case at fair sixteen of

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<v Speaker 2>my cake? When I graduated med school.

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<v Speaker 1>Sixteen, you get a car? It was like, you know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you get a car. You do a cake with a

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<v Speaker 1>car on it, like you got your license. Even if

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<v Speaker 1>you don't get a car, it's like it's a right

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<v Speaker 1>to passage. You got a car.

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<v Speaker 2>Had you been around for when I graduated med school,

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<v Speaker 2>you probably would have a doctor bag with Van Cleef

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<v Speaker 2>coming out of it. Future gifts to look forward to.

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<v Speaker 2>So funny, did clovicular blow up recently or what? Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my gosh. I've been interviewed so many times about clavicular,

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<v Speaker 2>even on ABC News Nightline, and I was trying to

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<v Speaker 2>find you know, the message when you talk about clavicular,

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<v Speaker 2>you want to warn all these young males not to

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<v Speaker 2>do this, not to bone smash, not to take steroids,

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<v Speaker 2>not to do crystal meth as an appetite suppressant. They're

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<v Speaker 2>just gonna ignore the old guy telling him not to

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<v Speaker 2>do anything. So I found kind of a new.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I was writing a note to you that I

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<v Speaker 1>could ask you.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, what's the note? Oh? We got to talk about that, Okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>what I was doing all right? So you know I

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<v Speaker 2>and I realized, what is the message me telling young

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<v Speaker 2>male young boys not to do various things to look better,

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<v Speaker 2>to be more attractive to chicks is like a waste

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<v Speaker 2>of time. It's like it's like, yeah, us, it's like

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<v Speaker 2>adults or parents telling their kids don't try recreational drugs

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<v Speaker 2>in high school. They're gonna experiment with retroait.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the thing we were looking up last night that

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<v Speaker 1>we were like, yeah, we can't do this. It's a streaming.

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<v Speaker 2>Service, Oh kick kick? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Terry's like telling me, what's the other one called Twitch?

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me about Twitch? Tell me about Kick. I start

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<v Speaker 1>looking at them like, oh, this is interesting whatever that.

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<v Speaker 1>I start asking chat GBT, and basically Chat was like, honey,

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<v Speaker 1>you're too old for that. You just sit down, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>sit yourself down.

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<v Speaker 2>So I thought that's not practical. I can say that.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody's saying you guys got to stop doing that, and

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<v Speaker 2>they're just young boys are just going to ignore this advice.

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<v Speaker 2>So I actually gave advice that I thought might resonate

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<v Speaker 2>with what you say. Those things that clavicular and the

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<v Speaker 2>looks maxing people are telling you to do don't actually work. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>bone smashing doesn't work. Work. Chewing on max gum. I

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<v Speaker 2>think they call it to hypert your feet, your facial muscles,

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<v Speaker 2>to make you look more masculine. Does it work? I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>steroids obviously work, but they all know that, but it's dangerous.

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<v Speaker 2>So that was my main message on Nightline was guys,

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<v Speaker 2>at the end of the day, what is your purpose

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<v Speaker 2>in life? Right? Is your purpose in life to you know,

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<v Speaker 2>get slightly better looking? So go out with more girls

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<v Speaker 2>on a dating app. Maybe, But if that's true, looks

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<v Speaker 2>maxing doesn't actually work. When you look at Clavicular, he

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<v Speaker 2>looks like the same kid he was when he's fifteen,

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<v Speaker 2>just grown up. None of those things actually changed his face.

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<v Speaker 2>He was always good looking, he was always he looked

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<v Speaker 2>exactly the same. So looks maxing doesn't work. Don't bother

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<v Speaker 2>with it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we're just in it. Looks obsessed culture.

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<v Speaker 2>It's you know, they do it all for the dating app.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently on those dating app ten percent of the guys

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<v Speaker 2>getting ninety percent of the women. And by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>the other thing that came out recently is this whole

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<v Speaker 2>explosion of remember Chris Jenner had her facelift, okay, and

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, it was the most amazing facelift for

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<v Speaker 2>doctor must be magic and it when, of course we

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<v Speaker 2>all knew it was filters and it was within the

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<v Speaker 2>first few months when she was swollen, and nobody really

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<v Speaker 2>looks like that at ages. I mean, she looked younger

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<v Speaker 2>than Kim did, right, And then of course somebody taking

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<v Speaker 2>pictures of her and now shows she looks amazing, but

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<v Speaker 2>she looks like Chris Jenner who's seven something years old.

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<v Speaker 2>And now there's all this backlash about the facelift technique

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<v Speaker 2>that that guy did. Wasn't the deep plane facelift technique.

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<v Speaker 2>And then a study just came out in our major

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<v Speaker 2>journal Plastic Reconstructive Surgery that looked at fifteen years comparing

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<v Speaker 2>all these different kinds of techniques of facelifts, and the

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<v Speaker 2>conclusion was they all last.

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<v Speaker 1>About the thing, doesn't matter if it's deep plane or not.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't matter deep plane, if it's smass, if it's limited, whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>they all last. And then every plastic surgeon on the

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<v Speaker 2>internet is coming on saying, my facelifts last longer than

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<v Speaker 2>that facelift, and that facelift is the wrong face if

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<v Speaker 2>in a true detail, doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>It also have to do with physiology.

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<v Speaker 2>It does. But what I'm saying is, and obviously the

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<v Speaker 2>older the facelift, the less you know it's going to

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<v Speaker 2>make you look young for the next ten years. It's

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<v Speaker 2>just that there's so much What does that mean? Meaning

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<v Speaker 2>if you have a facelift at eighty, that's going to

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<v Speaker 2>age more rapidly than if you have a facelift forty.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what that Chris Jenner thing did.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'll tell you every time I've ever seen Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>she always looks phenomenal. And I saw her, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of months after she had it done. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she looked amazing. I haven't seen it.

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<v Speaker 2>She didn't look as young as Kim.

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<v Speaker 1>And no, she looked great.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah she looked great. But you know, every picture you

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<v Speaker 2>saw of her after that, she looked she could be

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<v Speaker 2>Kim's sister. She never looked like that was all.

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<v Speaker 1>Filters, well, lots of Yeah, people use filters. I try

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<v Speaker 1>not to use filters. I don't want people to meet

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<v Speaker 1>me a person feel like.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you ever used a filter.

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<v Speaker 1>I really don't. I mean sometimes if I'm taking pictures

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<v Speaker 1>with other people and they put a filter on it,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sad about it, but I don't. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>typically use a filter.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I am happy to say that what you see

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<v Speaker 2>with me is what you get no filters for I've

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<v Speaker 2>never used a filter. I don't know where the filter

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<v Speaker 2>function is on me. Although also I don't think I've

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<v Speaker 2>ever taken a selfie. There's that too. Oh, I took

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<v Speaker 2>a selfie the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, Uh, you've never taken a selfie. We made

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<v Speaker 1>fun of you on the podcast and we posted the

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<v Speaker 1>photo of your selfie.

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<v Speaker 2>That was maybe the first selfie.

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<v Speaker 1>What a rocket that is?

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<v Speaker 2>I've never When do I take a selfie?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you've never taken a shirtless picture? Sends it on

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<v Speaker 1>the group chat.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a selfie.

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<v Speaker 1>Taking a picture of oneself is by definition.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's a selfie. I think when my shirt's

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<v Speaker 2>off it doesn't count because that's that's not a selfie.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a wowsy you, miss. I am gonna I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to see you in a few days. I'm coming. Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that's I'm very excited. I get I get four days

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<v Speaker 2>without you, four days of porno and war movies.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, I know you think that's funny, But

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<v Speaker 1>when was the last time you watched be honest, when

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<v Speaker 1>was the last time you watched porn?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't, but I do watch war movies.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, But why you try to be funny saying

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<v Speaker 1>it's funny but you're not a porn guy. No, but

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<v Speaker 1>that would be fine with me, just so you know.

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<v Speaker 2>But pre range gas passing is always enjoying that.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you like. Yes, listen the war movies and

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<v Speaker 1>the gas passing the porn. You're trying to be edgy.

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<v Speaker 2>How many wives can say that their husbands never pass

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<v Speaker 2>gas in front of them? Besides you? What percent?

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<v Speaker 1>You may have had an oops once?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? And by the way, might you have to?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh but I'm not sitting here saying you never have it.

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<v Speaker 2>But do I ever pass gas in front of you?

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<v Speaker 1>You really don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I do not very Sometimes I wait till the last

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<v Speaker 2>second you get out of the room, and then it's okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let it go.

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<v Speaker 1>Came on and they can imagine I come walking back

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<v Speaker 1>in for something. Don't flap the covers. Yes, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>well that's all fast. You know what I thought was interesting?

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<v Speaker 1>Patrick Ball from the Pit? Did you see that that

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<v Speaker 1>he paid off? He had eighty thousand dollars in debt

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<v Speaker 1>and as soon as he got the pit, the actor, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he paid it off.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, do you remember I did that? You did? By

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<v Speaker 2>the way what he paid it off.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was probably credit card debt. I had the

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<v Speaker 1>same thing I had, so I because I wasn't I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have a waitress job. I sang with a fourteen

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<v Speaker 1>piece big band, and we did Okay, we started doing

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<v Speaker 1>you know, started with weddings and stuff, and then we

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<v Speaker 1>started doing corporate gigs and all that, and we made

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<v Speaker 1>some money. But you know, I accrued like sixty thousand

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<v Speaker 1>dollars in credit card debt because I needed to supplement

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<v Speaker 1>my income. I probably didn't need to, but I did.

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<v Speaker 2>And then when I supplement your Chanel collection, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Need Okay, I wasn't buying Chanelle at twenty three.

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<v Speaker 2>You weren't. No, I seem to remember he.

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<v Speaker 1>Was paying off his student loans. He had eighty thousand

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<v Speaker 1>do to the loans. Well, maybe that wasn't the smartest

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<v Speaker 1>I did, because aren't student loans the lowest interest rate loans. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I understand what it's like to have debt. I

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<v Speaker 1>had credit card debt, and I when I was an actress,

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<v Speaker 1>I was singing with my band. I mean, we did well,

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<v Speaker 1>but I still had to supplement my income. And so

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<v Speaker 1>when I got my first big series regular gig. That

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<v Speaker 1>was the first thing I did was pay that off

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<v Speaker 1>and opened a swap account.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually think you had debt when I met you,

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<v Speaker 2>and then the day we got married, you didn't have

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<v Speaker 2>any debt. I think you had already paid off all

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<v Speaker 2>your debt.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Oh, are you trying to say you paid it?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, I'm saying you paid off your debt

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<v Speaker 2>for that's my point.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, No, we were dating when I

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<v Speaker 1>paid off my debt. Of course, I hated that. I

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<v Speaker 1>hated that. I hated debt. I hated feeling like underwater.

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<v Speaker 1>I hated paying off that minimum and knowing I was

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<v Speaker 1>accruing interest. That was the worst. As soon as I

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<v Speaker 1>got that first big gig, I paid it off and

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<v Speaker 1>I opened a schwap account.

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<v Speaker 2>He must have felt so good paying off that student.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, I just think the feeling is probably worth it.

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<v Speaker 2>But at the end of the day, though, once you

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<v Speaker 2>get successful and you understand finances more, you learn how

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<v Speaker 2>to use debt to your advantage, right, because.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's different kinds of debt.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, but I mean sometimes you borrow against your wealth.

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<v Speaker 2>You know the expression by borrow die right, right, so

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<v Speaker 2>that you don't have to liquidate any kind of your

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<v Speaker 2>assets and pay taxes you borrow against it. Then when

0:19:29.480 --> 0:19:33.159
<v Speaker 2>you die it goes. It steps up in its basis

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<v Speaker 2>so that when your kids inherit it, they can pay

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<v Speaker 2>it off with after tax money rather than pre tax money,

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<v Speaker 2>and so you actually leave them a lot more money

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<v Speaker 2>had you paid it off before you died.

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<v Speaker 1>Right that makes make sense? No, no, it does. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what there's a lot of things about, like don't you know,

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<v Speaker 1>give your parents a house, do it this way, do

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<v Speaker 1>it that way?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Because step up bases full disclosure. Like my parents, I

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<v Speaker 1>call them patrons of the arts, Like they really supplemented

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<v Speaker 1>my income. They took care of me. They knew how

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<v Speaker 1>hard I was working to try to, you know, make

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<v Speaker 1>it in Hollywood, and I was very lucky and they

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<v Speaker 1>paid my rent. But I remember I wanted to be independent, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so badly. I remember when I could start paying for

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<v Speaker 1>my contact lenses, that was very important to me. I

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<v Speaker 1>felt like as soon as I could start paying for

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<v Speaker 1>stuff like that, that I was surviving.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember when we got engaged, we made our first

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<v Speaker 2>big purchase together. That was like one of the best,

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<v Speaker 2>most enjoyable purchases ever. Since then, I've never really been

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<v Speaker 2>interested in buying expensive things. I don't own anything expensive really,

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<v Speaker 2>except for you.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of money rag on me this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>And we bought remember what we bought. That was the

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<v Speaker 2>greatest purchase ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we bought bought a Mercedes two seater Mercedes convertible.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the gorgeous so so gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice. Yeah. And the unfortunate thing about me becoming successful

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<v Speaker 2>is that the moment I became successful and I could

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<v Speaker 2>basically afford anything I wanted, I no longer want anything sucked.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't even own a car.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I just don't. I don't wear watches. The only

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<v Speaker 2>thing I wear these days is deodorant.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, let's all be thankful for that. Yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's exciting, and wish me luck on my trip.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you're going to have the best time.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, I just got to tell you, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>actually so excited.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you're going to a place that's very interesting, right,

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<v Speaker 2>And of course we can't disclose that, but we can

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<v Speaker 2>disclose that I'm going, yes, yes, So hopefully you're intact

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<v Speaker 2>emotionally when I get there.

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<v Speaker 1>And I got my country bot yes.

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<v Speaker 2>And that we don't have to spend several days rehabbing

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<v Speaker 2>you so that we can enjoy ourselves.

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<v Speaker 1>Got okay, wish to be luck Say but