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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: And isn't it weird how it's totally acceptable to tell someone.

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Speaker 1: Have a great rest of your day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but if I phrase it as enjoy your

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Speaker 2: next twenty four hours while you still can, somehow that's threatening.

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Speaker 3: Yea, yeah, yep, yeah, sorry, jeff I'm literally saying the

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Speaker 3: same thing.

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Speaker 2: Are you those phrasing apparently everything, though, So be careful

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Speaker 2: how you respond when I ask you to share, starting

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Speaker 2: with Brooke in the kindest, most non threatening way possible.

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Speaker 1: I want to know what's on your mind.

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Speaker 3: I'm not scared of you, no matter what you say. Okay, good, Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 3: I unlocked. I think my new talent I never I had.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yes, listen to this. So I have never

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Speaker 3: played a basketball game before, right, video game or real life.

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Speaker 1: You've never held a basketball and shot it.

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Speaker 3: I played like Pig and Horrors, and I played like

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Speaker 3: one on one with my kids.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so those would be basketball games.

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Speaker 3: But that's okay, like an actual game, Jeffrey, Basketball five

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Speaker 3: versus five?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's time there's howls, and so.

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Speaker 3: We played parents versus kid for the last basketball practice.

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Speaker 1: That sounds fair. Should I'm gonna tell you.

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Speaker 3: I got like, what is it called, like your shooting

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Speaker 3: averages one hundred percent? That's me?

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Speaker 1: That's me.

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Speaker 4: Is that what it is?

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Speaker 1: Dude? Shooting bucket after bucket?

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Speaker 3: I went three for three?

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Speaker 1: Did you pass the ball?

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Speaker 2: Did you like?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Okay, you know if it's but I made three baskets?

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Speaker 2: How far?

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Speaker 1: And you underneath the basket?

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Speaker 3: It doesn't matter who say?

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Speaker 1: No, that's great.

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Speaker 3: No, I was celebrating like I was Michael Jordan when

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Speaker 3: he does that what thing?

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Speaker 1: You know? After that children after the show? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: should have.

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Speaker 3: I should have because mom came with game. So if

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Speaker 3: the w n b A w n b A is

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Speaker 3: looking for a mother to join any other teams.

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure a bunch of them are moms.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there are a few mothers.

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Speaker 3: Which I will make my I will make my schedule available.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that's right, Angel Fox, I am open to being drafted.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we'll put it at the top of the list.

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Speaker 1: What's on your mind?

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Speaker 4: Well, recently I was hanging out with my older nephew

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Speaker 4: and he mentioned your car smells like Papa. Now Papa is.

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Speaker 1: My dad is Grandpa? Okay?

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Speaker 4: And I was like, that's weird because I felt like

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Speaker 4: my car still kind of has that new car smell.

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Speaker 1: So I was like, huh.

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Speaker 4: So fast forward to a few weeks later, I'm about

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Speaker 4: to start my stream. I go grab my hoodie and

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Speaker 4: I go to put it on, and I smell my

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Speaker 4: dad in the room, and I'm like, hold on, and

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Speaker 4: then I smell and I'm like, oh, it smells like

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Speaker 4: my dad.

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Speaker 1: Just wore this. And I go, wait, my car.

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Speaker 4: Doesn't smell like my dad.

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Speaker 1: I smell like my dad.

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Speaker 4: I'm starting to smell it, and that's like following me. Now,

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Speaker 4: is it like a cologne?

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Speaker 3: Do you wear the same.

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Speaker 1: His natural?

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Speaker 4: Old guy?

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Speaker 3: Month?

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Speaker 4: Like I smell like an old person, and it's like

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Speaker 4: I always like to smell on my daddy, give him

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Speaker 4: a hug, and you.

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Speaker 1: Know, it smells like my bother. But like, now I.

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Speaker 4: Smell like an old guy.

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Speaker 1: And now you're hugging yourself, and I'm like doing.

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Speaker 4: Extra laundry like all the time. But what I'm worried

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Speaker 4: about is like I don't smell good.

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Speaker 1: I don't smell the way I.

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Speaker 4: Thought I would smell as I age like, and I

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Speaker 4: can't put on cologne to compensate because we know as

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Speaker 4: a kid, a teenager, we did that and that's awful.

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Speaker 4: So I think I need to like wear his colone.

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Speaker 3: He is a.

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Speaker 1: Brute for men. Yes, it is a stanky, Yeah it is.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So I guess I got to lean into it.

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Speaker 3: Hey, welcome to adulthood.

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Speaker 4: That's more than adulthood, ye, retirement, it's the first step.

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Speaker 5: Your mind. So I've been doing a hot yoga for

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Speaker 5: like a month now yoga I do too, and I

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Speaker 5: really like it. And so like a guy I've been

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Speaker 5: talking to, I was telling him about it, and I

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Speaker 5: was trying to get him to like come with me

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Speaker 5: to a class, you know. I was like, oh, I

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Speaker 5: got a buddy pass and like a fourth of the

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Speaker 5: classes guys, it's great. I'm talking all the benefits, Okay.

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Speaker 5: And so he decided again into hot yoga, but at

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Speaker 5: his own studio, by his place with you, No, not

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Speaker 5: with me, and he loves it. And now my plan

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Speaker 5: has backfired because it's not yoga with me and hoyoga,

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Speaker 5: it's him in a room full of other women doing

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Speaker 5: hot yoga, going to.

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Speaker 3: Be talking to other way me and yeah, and the

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Speaker 3: chances of finding a hot guy in hot yoga there's

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Speaker 3: not many of them.

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Speaker 1: They are unicorns there, they're rare.

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Speaker 5: The men are usually upperrange, yes, the classes anyway, So yeah,

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Speaker 5: and from now on, I am only talking badly of

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Speaker 5: hot yoga to men.

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Speaker 1: Solid choice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, to everyone's on your mind.

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Speaker 2: If you didn't know, I have a dog named Bagel. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I took him to the her the other day. I'm

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Speaker 2: not going to say the place, but it's kind of

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Speaker 2: a national chain does a pet.

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Speaker 1: Grooming and stuff like that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so anyway, I it's not great clips. Anyway, I

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Speaker 2: dropped him off. I came back a few hours later

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Speaker 2: when they said that he was going to be ready,

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Speaker 2: and I look in through the groomers window and looks

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Speaker 2: like they're still working on him.

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Speaker 1: So I'm like, okay, well.

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Speaker 2: I'll just wander around the shop for a little bit.

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Speaker 2: I'm checking out the toys and all the dog foods.

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Speaker 3: I always like to go to, like the little rats

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Speaker 3: and mice here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, displays of other pets.

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Speaker 2: So next thing i know, another hour has passed and

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Speaker 2: they're still shaving him.

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Speaker 1: He's got that.

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Speaker 2: Big Yeah, he's a little dog, And I'm like, when

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Speaker 2: is this going to be done?

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Speaker 1: No, it's been hours and hours and hours.

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Speaker 2: So I eventually just go in and I'm like, hey,

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Speaker 2: you're really going to town on him, like is he

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Speaker 2: going to be much longer? And that's when they're like, oh,

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Speaker 2: that's not your dog, sir, Bagel. He's been done for

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Speaker 2: two hours. He's in the other room. I'll go get you.

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Speaker 1: You didn't know you took the wrong dog? Is mineircut.

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Speaker 2: Then they brought Bagel out and I didn't recognize him either.

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Speaker 1: Are you sure you got the right dog?

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Speaker 2: I might be the worst dog owner of all time.

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Speaker 2: There's a very high chance that I went to a

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Speaker 2: dog park like years ago and brought home the totally

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Speaker 2: wrong animal and had never even notice.

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Speaker 3: Need to get your dog microchip, not for when it

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Speaker 3: gets lost, for you to verify that you have the

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Speaker 3: right animals.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, not a bad idea. So I'm feeling ultimate shames.

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Speaker 2: That was what's on our minds. Text into seven eighty

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Speaker 2: five nine two and tell us what's been on yours.

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Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 3: Morning, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,