Speaker 1: Also media.
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Speaker 2: this is the good stuff. Oh, welcome back to Behind
Speaker 2: the Bastards, a podcast where I Robert Evans, have finally
Speaker 2: won an award. And no, it's not a real award.
Speaker 2: It's a bullshit award that you get when your YouTube
Speaker 2: channel crosses a threshold that really, in the grand scheme
Speaker 2: of YouTube, is not a whole lot of subscribers.
Speaker 3: But Sophie, they mail a plaque.
Speaker 2: Have you gotten years yet?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah I haven't.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna put mine up because there's nothing better than
Speaker 4: a fake award.
Speaker 2: We're opening this bad boy boxing.
Speaker 4: I thought this was just like when I told you that,
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Speaker 4: I thought it was like one of those again where
Speaker 4: I'm one.
Speaker 2: No, you have been telling me that lie for quite
Speaker 2: some time.
Speaker 3: I got to tell you.
Speaker 1: You're number one in my heart and that it's.
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Speaker 4: When I get mine, I'll open mind with some kind
Speaker 4: of weapon you've given me.
Speaker 3: I don't think the acts will be.
Speaker 2: Good, but maybe do you remember your first subscriber? Absolutely
Speaker 2: not your hundredth or your thousandth chances are you do,
Speaker 2: and we know you'll definitely remember your hundred thousand subscriber. No,
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Speaker 2: to do that, I would in fact become the joker.
Speaker 4: Oh I love the first day I looked, and somebody's
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Speaker 2: Our honestly somewhat like I mean, it's it's great, like
Speaker 2: one hundred thousands. Fine, it's a start. We're above that now,
Speaker 2: but uh, I don't know.
Speaker 3: There you go, black buddy. We got a plaque.
Speaker 2: Finally, finally, I've never had a plaque before.
Speaker 3: Daniel, Where's mine?
Speaker 2: This like Fox the light in the room, I can
Speaker 2: like I I can like doing a Z's light on
Speaker 2: myself while I look at ancient hieroglyphs that reveal the
Speaker 2: aliens that have been coming to Earth for thousands of
Speaker 2: years to direct civilization, which is relevant to today's episode.
Speaker 4: I just want to address the color of my drink
Speaker 4: because it's very strange colored.
Speaker 2: Before before we start, I feel like.
Speaker 3: Weird.
Speaker 4: I just want to address it because it's so alarmingly strange.
Speaker 2: Look, look, you know what I'm calling it into this
Speaker 2: bit using my powers as a judge.
Speaker 3: No, I just want to address the color that left
Speaker 3: real dense ship. Robert, you've already destroyed it. Well done. Anyways,
Speaker 3: back to this. This is not a robust mallet either. YouTube.
Speaker 3: Back to the color of my drink. Hips are critical
Speaker 3: the bottle.
Speaker 4: The bottle is tinted purple and it's electrolyte water because
Speaker 4: I'm preventing myself from getting another kidney stone.
Speaker 2: So hey, that's great. I'm immune to all problems except
Speaker 2: for I'm actually fighting something. So I've got a cough
Speaker 2: right now. I'm not immune to anything.
Speaker 3: This is really a bad intro to the podcast.
Speaker 2: It's a terrible interest, Sophie, because I had a great
Speaker 2: lead in where I was talking about how like this
Speaker 2: is like in the start of Fifth Element where Aziz
Speaker 2: is using the mirror to direct light to the guy.
Speaker 2: Look at the hieroglyphs. Because the aliens that keep coming
Speaker 2: back to guide humanity. We're back, and today we are
Speaker 2: talking about aliens that have been guiding humanity forever. It
Speaker 2: is a book episode. Everybody Huzza, huzza, Praise be. And
Speaker 2: it's a book episode that is getting We're not getting
Speaker 2: into this QAnon shit. We're going behind those bastards, and
Speaker 2: we are talking about a set of myths and a
Speaker 2: couple of specific authors who are at the very beginning
Speaker 2: the beautiful, hopeful birth of the UFO movement, which today
Speaker 2: is filled with a lot of people who are just
Speaker 2: basically Nazis. But back in the day, it was a
Speaker 2: lot of fun. Molly, you remember the good UFO movement.
Speaker 3: Don't you.
Speaker 2: Back when it was pure, it was pure, it was beautiful.
Speaker 2: I got reminded of that, of that special time, that
Speaker 2: special time and place. And by place, it's like Taus,
Speaker 2: New Mexico, Mount Shasta, California, and a couple of other
Speaker 2: small desert and or Pacific Northwest towns. But a friend
Speaker 2: of mine went down to a part a small town.
Speaker 2: I don't want to get this person is a public figure,
Speaker 2: so I am fine talking about them in their Airbnb,
Speaker 2: but I don't want to give too much detail because people,
Speaker 2: you know, be creeping. But they were at a small
Speaker 2: town in northern California, and they texted me from it saying,
Speaker 2: I think this Airbnb is owned by a cult, and
Speaker 2: then three minutes later I think the cult might be Nazis.
Speaker 3: So many such cases.
Speaker 2: First off, I had a little just like sit down,
Speaker 2: went and bought a cigarette, smoked it, just like, so
Speaker 2: I'm the guy that like, if my friends think they've
Speaker 2: stumbled into a Nazi trap house like that, that I
Speaker 2: get the tell right, Like, that's that's that's just And
Speaker 2: I know you're that You're that person for so many people, Molly,
Speaker 2: That's part of what I've brought you in. I would
Speaker 2: say if I were to stumble into a Nazi trap house,
Speaker 2: I would start texting you and being like, Molly, Molly,
Speaker 2: I need some help. I think I recognize these sigils.
Speaker 3: I'd have those property records in an instant for you.
Speaker 2: So I looked into it, and the good news is
Speaker 2: that I don't think they're Nazis. They just talk a
Speaker 2: lot about seeing Nazi UFOs, which was a thing in
Speaker 2: the fifties sixties Ufo movement. That does not mean that
Speaker 2: they are fascists. So that's the good part. And I
Speaker 2: told them after I looked into this, this fella whose
Speaker 2: books were strewn about the house or book they had
Speaker 2: a number of books strewn about the house that were
Speaker 2: specifically about Venusian space, magic and Venusian medicine, by which
Speaker 2: it main medicine and magic from Venus.
Speaker 3: I don't think you can go there, you know, you
Speaker 3: would think.
Speaker 2: That, Molly, But actually there's been a long and proud
Speaker 2: history of people from Venus coming to the United States
Speaker 2: to deliver us. By some accounts, the iPhone that was
Speaker 2: actually from a season of American horror.
Speaker 3: Story women, right, only women are from Venus. No, not
Speaker 3: at all. True.
Speaker 2: Men who look like extras from an early David Lynch
Speaker 2: movie are from Venus. It's entirely possible David Lynch himself
Speaker 2: was from Venus, based on some of the photographs that
Speaker 2: I've got here. So I looked into this, and she
Speaker 2: actually ordered a copy of one of the books that
Speaker 2: she found there. But as I was looking into it,
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't think these people are Nazis,
Speaker 2: and she said, and I was like, so they might
Speaker 2: be harmless. And the next response I got from her was,
Speaker 2: do you want me to send you all the pictures
Speaker 2: the owner of this house has of himself with like
Speaker 2: thirty young white women and dresses. So immediately we're back
Speaker 2: to Oh okay, this could be going in a bad
Speaker 2: direction again.
Speaker 3: And he's obviously very proud of these things because he
Speaker 3: did not put away his personal items before renting out
Speaker 3: the house. He as asolutely did.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: These are She said that every single corner of every
Speaker 2: rooms has a crystal. And when I say a crystal,
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about like your friend who is in
Speaker 2: the crystals and buys like little ones that they keep
Speaker 2: in bags or like you know, we're a on their neck.
Speaker 2: I am talking like crystals that cost thousands and thousands
Speaker 2: of dollars and are like four feet high, Like like
Speaker 2: every single room has these things in them.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's all market. Yeah, she took.
Speaker 2: Pictures of them. I remember seeing them. She now claims
Speaker 2: all of the pictures have disappeared from her phone. And
Speaker 2: I can only think of a supernatural explanation for this.
Speaker 2: It can't be something to do with uploading them to
Speaker 2: the wrong cloud service or whatever. This has to be
Speaker 2: the it the aliens.
Speaker 3: Aliens. I mean, if they invented the iPhone, they know
Speaker 3: how to get the pictures off the iPhone. That's right, right,
Speaker 3: baby stuff?
Speaker 2: And we all know American horror story is uh what's that?
Speaker 2: What's that term Alex Jones uses for media that's trying
Speaker 2: to prepare you for the truth?
Speaker 3: Predictive program Predictive programming, right, because the ultimate existential evil
Speaker 3: we all face, Yeah, plays by a certain set of
Speaker 3: rules and they have to tell you what they're gonna do.
Speaker 3: I do. I do love that.
Speaker 2: That's like right up there with God hiding dinosaur bones
Speaker 2: to trick people.
Speaker 3: I gave you all the clues.
Speaker 2: I give you all the clues. Why didn't you figure
Speaker 2: it out? Mister policeman. So one of the key people
Speaker 2: behind this this because the specific chunk of alien weirdos
Speaker 2: that we're talking with today, and this includes the guy
Speaker 2: who own that house, is people who either think they
Speaker 2: are from Venus, they are in contact with people from Venus,
Speaker 2: or people from Venus have come here in order to
Speaker 2: help us. And kind of the foundational member of the
Speaker 2: or the foundational like figure in this movement is a
Speaker 2: fella named Valiant four.
Speaker 3: And no it's not.
Speaker 2: Oh oh Molly, you're gonna love this. But when I say,
Speaker 2: when I say, looks like a guy from a David
Speaker 2: Lynch movie, I'm gonna I'm gonna have to I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have to put.
Speaker 3: On my give you my screen here. I love a
Speaker 3: fun name, like the nine to eleven truth guy who
Speaker 3: called himself able danger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, able to that's a good name. That's a good name,
Speaker 2: and again so unlike actual spy name. So this is
Speaker 2: Valiant thor In. I believe the sixties he started showing
Speaker 2: up at UFO conventions claiming to be a man from
Speaker 2: Venus with an IQ of twelve hundred and first off,
Speaker 2: I gotta say the burden of proof is on people
Speaker 2: to convince me he is not from Venus, because look
Speaker 2: at that. No mortal human could keep that much gel
Speaker 2: in their hair. It's simply not possible.
Speaker 3: I mean they had palmades back then that the FDA
Speaker 3: has taken to us.
Speaker 2: They did, but that is simply more dapper dan than
Speaker 2: could fit on a human male scalp.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Gavin Newsom, JJ reddick a lot of jel.
Speaker 3: He does look a little like Gavin Newsom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, have we checked out Gavin Newsom's birth certificate?
Speaker 3: Is he possibly from Venus? You've just invented a new
Speaker 3: kind of birtherism. We're in dangerous territory.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but look at that man he's got a pocket square.
Speaker 2: He does look like he just stepped off of like
Speaker 2: the fucking oh, what's that highway? David Lynch movie Garrison
Speaker 2: keeps showing me.
Speaker 3: I just watched Blue Velvet for the first there's some
Speaker 3: Blue Velvet guy in this guy's look.
Speaker 2: I'm sure David Lynch was familiar with the story of
Speaker 2: Valiant Thor.
Speaker 3: I have no doubt about that.
Speaker 2: And as a spoiler, one area thing we're gonna get
Speaker 2: into today that I'm excited about is what I am
Speaker 2: absolutely certain is a photo that inspired Jordan Peele to
Speaker 2: make the movie Nope, or that helped to inspire was
Speaker 2: one of the one of the inspirations behind the movie Nope.
Speaker 2: So stay tuned for that, my friends. But first, so,
Speaker 2: Valiant Thor is like the first of these guys, and
Speaker 2: he he claims like apparently to have landed. I'm actually
Speaker 2: gonna read this is from his Amazon author page because
Speaker 2: he Valiant Thor wrote a frustrating number of books. Molly,
Speaker 2: like Steven, I haven't read all of them, No, of
Speaker 2: course not. I have been reading bits and pieces of
Speaker 2: Valiant Thor lore since I was like eighteen seventeen or
Speaker 2: eighteen on March sixteenth, nineteen fifty seven, a strange craft
Speaker 2: landed in a farmers field in Alexandria, Virginia. Local police
Speaker 2: arrived on scene with guns drawn, expecting the worst. They
Speaker 2: were surprised to find what appeared to be a dapper,
Speaker 2: unarmed man stepping out of the craft. They were even
Speaker 2: more surprised when the man telepathicpathically asked to speak with
Speaker 2: the president. Over the next few days, the visitor would
Speaker 2: meet with President Eisenhower deep within the Pentagon. According to
Speaker 2: Valiant Thor, he was sent here by the Galactic Council
Speaker 2: to convince humanity to shy away from their use of
Speaker 2: nuclear weapons. Thor and his co pilots Indrid Cold, Carlo Ardo,
Speaker 2: and Terry Rist which has in parentheses Demo Hassan. I
Speaker 2: haven't looked into all of these names, but neither of
Speaker 2: those are real. Claim they hailed from the planet Venus.
Speaker 2: These Venusians were humanoid in appearance and were photographed at
Speaker 2: Gray Barker's UFO convention at Howard Manger's Farm in nineteen
Speaker 2: fifty eight, espectually before the sixties. This is Birth of
Speaker 2: the UFO forty seven is Roswell right and things take
Speaker 2: some time to spin up. This is the absolute like
Speaker 2: proto history of American conspiracism, right like we are. We
Speaker 2: are at the at the foundations here, Thor convinced President
Speaker 2: Eisenhower could be create a Council against the Use of
Speaker 2: nuclear weapons. However, the committee was repeatedly blocked by members
Speaker 2: of the CIA and d OD that were decided to
Speaker 2: switch gears and enlist the help of Barker in making
Speaker 2: contacts with humans and all spheres of life. By building
Speaker 2: relationships with certain influential people and promoting those relationships through
Speaker 2: Barker and other publishers, Thor was finally able to put
Speaker 2: a stop to want a nuclear testing. So if you're
Speaker 2: ever wondering why did we stop nuking Nevada, which the
Speaker 2: Heritage Foundation wants to start doing again, it was valiant
Speaker 2: Thor and I we might he might come back, Molly,
Speaker 2: we might get this guy back to save us.
Speaker 3: We need we need him back. One based on what
Speaker 3: I know so far, we need him back.
Speaker 4: One note on the spelling. Just because you can easily
Speaker 4: get to a like southern heavy metal band from North Carolina.
Speaker 3: Who is named after the guy. Yeah, did you listen
Speaker 3: to any of their songs. Are they good?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I have not.
Speaker 3: But it's a Valiant with an A and thor one R.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like Prince Valiant, the old cartoon that none
Speaker 2: of us remember. So unless Prince Valiant was spelled differently,
Speaker 2: it's been a long time since I saw one of
Speaker 2: those cartoons. Now, if you're saying, Molly, this sounds great, Robert, obviously,
Speaker 2: I want to believe that Valiant thor saved the world
Speaker 2: from nuclear weapons. But hey, isn't this exactly the plot
Speaker 2: of the nineteen fifties movie The Day the Earth Stood Still?
Speaker 2: I wasn't asking, Oh, well, there's a movie that my
Speaker 2: dad made me see called The Day the Earth Stood Still.
Speaker 2: That's about an alien landing in DC and telling everyone, Hey,
Speaker 2: I represent the Galactic Council basically, and you guys really
Speaker 2: need to stop it with the fucking nukes.
Speaker 3: The movie came out before Oh well, you know what,
Speaker 3: let's let's look into that.
Speaker 2: Let's look into that, Molly so.
Speaker 3: Like, could he have seen this movie? Perhaps?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was my immediate assumption. Nineteen fifty one. Yes, absolutely,
Speaker 2: nineteen fifty one, almost a decade before this, yes, so like,
Speaker 2: while he was.
Speaker 3: On his way here. He sort of beamed that idea
Speaker 3: down so that we would be prepared for it. He
Speaker 3: absolutely did. He copying the movie, the movie's predicted program.
Speaker 2: No, the movie is the movie was preparing us for
Speaker 2: the arrival of Valiant Thor, so we would understand. So
Speaker 2: that obviously the most influential man in the United States
Speaker 2: in the nineteen fifties, Gray Barker, who held the UFO
Speaker 2: convention and Howard Manger's farm, would be ready, would be
Speaker 2: mentally ready for Valiant Thor. Now, if you're someone who
Speaker 2: is still like, I don't know, feels like they just
Speaker 2: copied a movie, would it change your opinion on Valiant
Speaker 2: Thor to know that Paul Hellier, who is a Canadian entrepreneur, politician, writer,
Speaker 2: the longest serving member of the Privy Council of Canada
Speaker 2: and the former National Minister of National Defense for Canada,
Speaker 2: says that he's real well.
Speaker 3: I so, admittedly the UFO scene is not my wheelhouse.
Speaker 3: I bought up against it every now and again, but
Speaker 3: it is there. There are some guys in the UFO
Speaker 3: movement who use to have jobs that you would think
Speaker 3: would make them immune from becoming insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you think that. Oh yep, yep, like you.
Speaker 3: Sometimes he's like, oh, this guy used to work at
Speaker 3: the Ragons. Oh no, no, no, no, he's speaking at
Speaker 3: UFO conventions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're all seeing the kind of guys getting hired
Speaker 2: to work at the Pentagon. Now I'm hoping that maybe
Speaker 2: there's like going to be less of that.
Speaker 3: Yeah so no, no, no. Knowing that he was in
Speaker 3: the Privy Council doesn't do anything for me because I
Speaker 3: do not know what that is and I refuse to
Speaker 3: find out.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, so it's one of this guy who is a
Speaker 2: kook and had some positions in Canada did a Reddit
Speaker 2: AMA and was asked why, you know, because he talked
Speaker 2: a lot. He really wanted to talk for serious topics. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: And his whole thing was I want to talk about
Speaker 2: the aliens that are definitely here.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: And he was asked by one of the people on
Speaker 2: the AMA, why haven't these species publicly announced their existence?
Speaker 2: Is it a galactic rule to avoid broad contact with
Speaker 2: an alien species until they reach a certain point of
Speaker 2: technological advancement on their own in order to deserve their
Speaker 2: own culture? Are we being quarantined because we are too violent?
Speaker 2: Are the human governments withholding their existence on their own
Speaker 2: for their own motives. If so, what would their motives be?
Speaker 2: And by the way, that series of questions is in
Speaker 2: order Star Trek, I forget that. Actually there's a separate
Speaker 2: sci fi thing that is the whole Quarantine thing, and
Speaker 2: then that's just the ax Files.
Speaker 3: Just do the Venusians have a prime director?
Speaker 2: I forget which, yeah, it's a prime directive. I remember
Speaker 2: reading a short story several of them that have the
Speaker 2: quarantine thing as the theme, but I forget the exact names.
Speaker 2: And then obviously X Files is the last thing. So
Speaker 2: Paul answers some have, as in some aliens have contact
Speaker 2: to us. Valiant Thor, the benevolent Venusian with an IQ
Speaker 2: of twelve hundred, lived in the Pentagon for three or
Speaker 2: four years, offered US Earth leagues a richer, healthier life
Speaker 2: in exchange for giving up our nuclear weapons. His offer
Speaker 2: was not accepted.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess I can live inside the Pentagon.
Speaker 3: They do have a Taco Bell.
Speaker 2: They got to talk. That's all you need if you're
Speaker 2: a Venusian. Although according to the book we're about to read,
Speaker 2: no Venusian whatever read it.
Speaker 3: Aco Bell Oh, their bodies are temples.
Speaker 2: Only raw food, Molly, only raw food. Now, speaking of
Speaker 2: our bodies being a temple, my body is a temple
Speaker 2: that worships these products.
Speaker 3: Ah. God, we're back. We're so back, Molly. We've never
Speaker 3: been this back.
Speaker 2: So I think it's at this point that I got
Speaker 2: to show you the copy of the book that I found,
Speaker 2: or that my friend found in the airbnb that they
Speaker 2: went into. And look at this.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, you look at this beauty. Look at this
Speaker 3: gorgeous thing. It looks like Carol.
Speaker 2: Well, actually there is a you know what, that's it's
Speaker 2: insane that you say that because the front and back
Speaker 2: cover art is by Carol Anne Rodriguez. It's just weird
Speaker 2: that Carols and Carols. That's the word I'm looking at
Speaker 2: when you say that.
Speaker 3: Looks like she looks like she comes in peace right,
Speaker 3: She's got flowers in her.
Speaker 2: Being abducted. She's she's looked good in that dress.
Speaker 3: So the rainbow is the abduction tractor being.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like the rainbow's the tractor being mollels.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's fun.
Speaker 2: I like yever, So this is all great stuff. This
Speaker 2: book is by Michael X. Barton. We're going to talk
Speaker 2: about Michael in a second, but first I got to
Speaker 2: talk about the guy who wrote the special introduction because
Speaker 2: his name is Timothy green Beckley. Timothy green Beckley ran
Speaker 2: a publishing house called Inner Light Publications. That's two words
Speaker 2: like this Star Trek episode that might be one of
Speaker 2: the best science fiction pieces ever made. That's the one
Speaker 2: with Picard's flute. Anyway, this has nothing to do with that.
Speaker 2: It also has nothing to do with Inner Light Publications,
Speaker 2: which is a black owned publishing company in Georgia that
Speaker 2: deals with much more serious works than Timothy green Beckley,
Speaker 2: one of whose books is MJ twelve and The Riddle
Speaker 2: of Hangar eighteen. And of course we're going to look
Speaker 2: at Timothy Timothy Beckley.
Speaker 3: You know we could we not?
Speaker 2: Could I not show you a picture of this man
Speaker 2: Shell be the man that would be illegal?
Speaker 3: I would I would go.
Speaker 2: I would go to podcasters Prison, which is just Spotify.
Speaker 2: Look at this guy. Look at him.
Speaker 3: I'm getting what a beautiful animal. Look at him. I'm
Speaker 3: getting like Jim Jones. I'm getting like me Andre the
Speaker 3: Giants nose a little bit.
Speaker 2: He does have a little bit of If you told
Speaker 2: me he was like Andre the Giant's cousin. I'd be like,
Speaker 2: oh shit, yeah, I can kind of yeah.
Speaker 4: Andrea then also giant.
Speaker 3: Andrea is like fairly guy that I wouldn't want to
Speaker 3: be alone with.
Speaker 4: Robert.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't want to be alone that said, I've never
Speaker 2: heard anything bad about this guy, but you wouldn't want
Speaker 2: to be alone with anybody who's two into the UFO movement. Now, Trey,
Speaker 2: you especially wouldn't want to be alone with him because
Speaker 2: he is now dead. He passed away at seventy three
Speaker 2: and twenty twenty one. Yeah, his his uh what you
Speaker 2: may call it obituary says he was the soul remaining
Speaker 2: Beckley of the family. He was famously known as mister
Speaker 2: UFO and mister Creepo. So you might you might not
Speaker 2: want to have been alone with this guy when he
Speaker 2: was alive. That's not a great nickname.
Speaker 3: Must have been a term of endearment. Because it's obituary.
Speaker 2: I think it was a different age. A pioneer in
Speaker 2: his field of ufology, the paranormal, and all things bizarre,
Speaker 2: he was a publisher, author, editor, producer with Interlight Publications,
Speaker 2: publishing over two hundred books. Previously the editor of UFO
Speaker 2: Universe Versus magazine and a film reviewer for Hustler Magazine.
Speaker 2: He ran the New York School of Occult Arts and
Speaker 2: Sciences and worked promotions for the School of Rock and
Speaker 2: Row role. He was a podcast host on k c
Speaker 2: R Radios Exploring the Bizarre with Tim Schwartz. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: he was on Coast to Coast FM. Obviously, he was
Speaker 2: on What with William Shatner. You know, a fixture of
Speaker 2: the New York City nightlife. That's a thing that could
Speaker 2: be in a lot of things, given this man's age,
Speaker 2: in what era and what way, But he's a what
Speaker 2: I love about this guy as much as much as
Speaker 2: much as we're laughing about this, this is an extinct
Speaker 2: kind of guy, right like and in the same way
Speaker 2: that like this Tasmanian tiger is extinct, where like I
Speaker 2: want to believe there's still some of them out there,
Speaker 2: but I just haven't seen the evidence yet and it
Speaker 2: it is tragic. So some other luminary and so he
Speaker 2: is the publisher and as a spoiler, the actual author
Speaker 2: of this book.
Speaker 3: Michael X.
Speaker 2: Spartan is a guy who was writing stuff for the
Speaker 2: UFO scene in the sixties. He was an LA businessman
Speaker 2: whose life suddenly changed while his best friend became seriously ill.
Speaker 2: While praying, Michael found he was able to receive telepathic
Speaker 2: communications from more advanced souls purported to be living on
Speaker 2: a higher, more of all vibrational plane of planet Venus,
Speaker 2: which cannot be detected through scientific methods and can't be detective,
Speaker 2: that's right, and dropped off the face of the Earth
Speaker 2: at some point. Beckley claims that he kind of was
Speaker 2: able to get in touch with him, and he was
Speaker 2: like not doing well. So maybe all of this stuff
Speaker 2: doesn't actually work in the long run.
Speaker 3: Or he ascended to that plane and that's why you
Speaker 3: can't find it.
Speaker 2: Maybe he ascended. But in any case, Michael is just
Speaker 2: or Beckley just republished his books in the more recent
Speaker 2: period of time before he died, because like, fuck it,
Speaker 2: I guess, and I think that's funny. Before we get
Speaker 2: into this book, I want to look at some other
Speaker 2: luminaries that INNERLIGHTE Publications have published. These are like, so
Speaker 2: obviously number one is Timothy Green Beckley with fifteen books.
Speaker 2: Commander X with twelve books. Commander X, Yeah, Commander X
Speaker 2: has written twelve books for them. Ashtar Command two books,
Speaker 2: Hercules Invictus just one, just one book there, Admiral Richard
Speaker 2: Byrd one book, Let's see here, Dragon Star Rama, Chakra
Speaker 2: master Yogi, one book, another book. It's the Ashtar Command,
Speaker 2: which might be different from Ashtar Command?
Speaker 3: Is that a collective?
Speaker 2: Unclear to me at this moment, Mollie. But there's some
Speaker 2: great names in these guys. There's some great names here.
Speaker 2: And before we get into this book, I guess the
Speaker 2: last thing we should do, because I forgot to do
Speaker 2: this earlier. I want to go back to that the
Speaker 2: airbnb that my friends stayed in, which belongs to a
Speaker 2: guy who identifies himself and as a public figure with
Speaker 2: a YouTube channel as Paul of Venus. And we're just
Speaker 2: going to look at his website for a second. Are
Speaker 2: you down to look.
Speaker 4: At I've never even more excited?
Speaker 3: Are you down to look at this?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay. Venus on Earth course is an embodiment Where
Speaker 2: does love come from?
Speaker 4: Love?
Speaker 2: Color schemes, ascension, galactic embodiment, oneness and technology, personal coaching
Speaker 2: transmissions Younger than I thought?
Speaker 3: Greetings to all. I am Paul the.
Speaker 2: Venus, an acension guide from the sixth Dimension on Venis.
Speaker 3: Photo please, I can't. You can, and if you know
Speaker 3: how to zoom in, I.
Speaker 2: Can't enhance, So yeah, I can't enhance plus plus Okay,
Speaker 2: God damn, I don't have command. Let's see it control. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're fine, You're happy. You're happy zooming in on his
Speaker 2: picture for you listening, It just looks like a guy
Speaker 2: in his like twenties or thirties.
Speaker 4: I was just trying to figure out if he was
Speaker 4: like holding a stack.
Speaker 3: Of those hats with like a little walking some mountain.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's walking around the Mount Shasta area. That's what
Speaker 2: it looks like.
Speaker 3: Like he's left in the lens flare because it makes
Speaker 3: him look he's left in.
Speaker 2: The lens flair. He just looks like a guy. There's nothing,
Speaker 2: nothing wrong with the way he looks. What I really
Speaker 2: want to get into is reading his introduction of himself,
Speaker 2: I thought he would be old.
Speaker 3: I did too.
Speaker 2: I thought, because this is this is old, Like this
Speaker 2: book again is from the sixties, and it's based on
Speaker 2: like Valiant thor stuff which spart starts in the fifties.
Speaker 2: Timothy Green Beckley is like an older figure in ufology
Speaker 2: and conspiracy culture, like these guys are our contemporaries and
Speaker 2: and honestly, in some cases like predecessors of like fucking
Speaker 2: the people who came before Alex Jones. You know this
Speaker 2: is not like new stuff. But Paula Venus does appear
Speaker 2: to be fairly young. I am Paula Venus, an ascension
Speaker 2: guide from the sixth dimension on Venus, a paradisical planet.
Speaker 2: I'm delighted to introduce you to a remarkable opportunity to
Speaker 2: expand your understanding of energy, ascended masters, human embodiment, and ascension.
Speaker 3: So that's good.
Speaker 2: You know, maybe check them out if you want to ascend.
Speaker 3: I do want to harness the energy of a sacred
Speaker 3: location for holographic healing. You're always saying that.
Speaker 2: And look, I know, because I'm into ufology, that there
Speaker 2: are mushroom aliens living at the center of Mount Shasta.
Speaker 2: So go find them, folks, Go hike up right now
Speaker 2: is a great time of the year. Just whatever your
Speaker 2: street clothes are, don't bring extra food, don't bring zero
Speaker 2: degree sleeping bags. No, don't bring any methods of contacting
Speaker 2: the outside world. Just start walking up that mountain. The
Speaker 2: aliens will.
Speaker 3: Take care of it.
Speaker 2: You'll be fine.
Speaker 3: Harness the light harness the light.
Speaker 2: Two bigfoot hunters died about an hour north of me,
Speaker 2: like a week and a half ago.
Speaker 3: God, oh, obviously on the wrong vibrational plane.
Speaker 2: They were on the wrong plane. That's exactly what this
Speaker 2: book would argue. So, Molly, this book, Venusian Health Magic
Speaker 2: and Venusian's Secret Science is a beautiful work of art.
Speaker 2: There are so many lines in this book that just
Speaker 2: make my heart sing. And before we get into reading it,
Speaker 2: I'm just going to read you a blind quote that
Speaker 2: I found in there. Can you get a leave of
Speaker 2: absence for three months? I asked him? It will take
Speaker 2: about that long for us to carry out certain experiments
Speaker 2: I have in mind for contacting Venusians.
Speaker 3: I think you can get FMLA for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes sense to me. Yeah, medicaid probably would
Speaker 2: help too. With the Venusians. You've got to call their
Speaker 2: Venus desk. But there's not a lot of not a
Speaker 2: lot of a phone traffic ahead of you there. Okay,
Speaker 2: so let's let's get into it. I'm opening this beautiful
Speaker 2: book and it starts with the introduction by Timothy Beckley,
Speaker 2: Timothy Greenback. He's just talking about his friend Michael X,
Speaker 2: how they'd he was a mystic who showed up and
Speaker 2: gave talks, you know, starting in the fifties and sixties,
Speaker 2: at places like Joshua Tree, where Giant Rock, where they
Speaker 2: would do these like massive early UFO things. Michael hailed
Speaker 2: the arrival of the Space Brotherhood, whom he believed we're
Speaker 2: materializing here to offer assistance in any way possible to
Speaker 2: elevate our consciousness to a more harmonious one. Their goal
Speaker 2: allowing us to join the cosmic League of Nations, a
Speaker 2: federation of spiritually advanced worlds who exist all around us
Speaker 2: in this or in other dimensions, whether we believe it
Speaker 2: or not. And I would say these people are like
Speaker 2: totally just like copying Star Trek. But to be honest,
Speaker 2: knowing Gene Roddenberry, he was copying some of these people.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he's copying this guy, but Gene
Speaker 2: was into this stuff, you know, like some of this
Speaker 2: is it's very murky because like Star Trek, it's going
Speaker 2: in the sixties, and they definitely both bleed into each other.
Speaker 2: But I have to say there is a degree to
Speaker 2: which Roddenberry is getting pulling some of his ideas from
Speaker 2: the early UFO subculture.
Speaker 3: As I say, they may have both drawn from the
Speaker 3: same original source that we do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Gene Roddenberry, there's a very good chance that he
Speaker 2: was having very strange sex at the same events where
Speaker 2: fucking the author of this book was speaking. Because that's.
Speaker 3: Riker is sort of a self insert. Riker was always
Speaker 3: a self insert.
Speaker 2: What man wouldn't want to be Riker? You get to
Speaker 2: sit down however.
Speaker 3: You want sitting so cool, you know, and bo.
Speaker 2: Jitsu, which is like jiu jitsu, but you all dress
Speaker 2: like the guys from American Gladiators.
Speaker 3: So just so into fucking any kind of alien.
Speaker 2: Absolutely absolutely, It.
Speaker 3: Didn't matter to him if they.
Speaker 2: Didn't even have care at all. He was a he
Speaker 2: was a twenty fourth century man.
Speaker 3: He fucked those nine binary aliens before anyone was even talking.
Speaker 2: He introduced the concept to of gender to their species. Oh, Riker.
Speaker 2: So when I said earlier, I saw a picture in here,
Speaker 2: and I instantly knew, like, oh shit, this is like
Speaker 2: something Jordan Peele saw when he was younger. That very
Speaker 2: much influenced the film Nope, which is a movie about
Speaker 2: both like horseback riding and black cowboys, but also about
Speaker 2: space aliens and cryptids.
Speaker 3: In the sky.
Speaker 2: There's a line in here. While the talks by Michael
Speaker 2: X and others were going on, it was not unusual
Speaker 2: for a UFO to be spotted at the Giant Rock convention.
Speaker 3: And then.
Speaker 2: WHOA, yeah, so these are this is a kind of cloud,
Speaker 2: and it's a kind of cloud that all these UFO
Speaker 2: guys think is a UFO cloaking itself. And they would
Speaker 2: show up above gat you would get get you get
Speaker 2: clouds like this in the desert. They would show up
Speaker 2: above you know, these gatherings at Giant Rock, and all
Speaker 2: of these people who were very much ready to see
Speaker 2: aliens would have the best day of their lives. And
Speaker 2: years later we got a pretty good Jordan Peele movie
Speaker 2: out of it.
Speaker 3: So anyway, maybe Jordan Peel didn't see that picture. Maybe
Speaker 3: he had it beamed into his mind by the Venusian
Speaker 3: ascended masters. I don't think you're considering all the possibilities here.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of different possibilities here. So let's get
Speaker 2: back into this. There's a section of this introduction by
Speaker 2: Beckley words of Universal Knowledge and Enlightenment, and he's talking
Speaker 2: about all of the years of letters and calls that
Speaker 2: he got by Michael x X and his teachings. The
Speaker 2: below communication is representative of the type of mail that
Speaker 2: crossed my desk desk, and this is a letter from
Speaker 2: someone else about Michael x. In about nineteen sixty five,
Speaker 2: I had the privilege to listen to Michael X bart
Speaker 2: and give a lecture at the San Antonio Street College
Speaker 2: of Metaphysics. Inquiry so what was a very small man
Speaker 2: and was well dressed. After the lecture, I asked in
Speaker 2: private what the X ment in his name? He said
Speaker 2: it was in respect to christ. Later on, I had
Speaker 2: the pleasure of meeting doctor Wallace Halsey's beautiful wife by
Speaker 2: the name of Tarna Halsey.
Speaker 3: JW.
Speaker 2: My guru and teacher once told me that Wallace and
Speaker 2: his wife were at the Giant Rock UFO convention and
Speaker 2: Wallace was talking and walking around with a space man
Speaker 2: who looked the person who I think looked like a
Speaker 2: person is what it's supposed to be. Tarna came up
Speaker 2: and told them that she was going to take a
Speaker 2: picture of them both together. The space person told Tarna
Speaker 2: that if she took a picture of them that his
Speaker 2: image wouldn't show on the print. This was due to
Speaker 2: the fact that they had been talking about very high
Speaker 2: vibrational thoughts and his picture wouldn't show up. Tarna then said,
Speaker 2: I have a very good camera and I'll be able
Speaker 2: to get your picture. She took the picture and the
Speaker 2: space person couldn't be seen. He then tried to tell
Speaker 2: her that he had told that he had told her
Speaker 2: what had happened. Later on, Tarna came back to her
Speaker 2: husband and the space person told her. Tarna that she
Speaker 2: could take their picture and he would be able to
Speaker 2: be seen on the picture. She then took another picture
Speaker 2: and the space person came out on the picture. Because
Speaker 2: they had been talking about normal things.
Speaker 3: He was changing his vibrations. Obviously, Yes, yes.
Speaker 2: I later had an interview with Tarna and she said
Speaker 2: she had demonstrated to a friend that she could become
Speaker 2: invisible to a camera. She was able to do this
Speaker 2: with her friend. She in a previous life, was from Venus.
Speaker 2: She later became the wife of the Crusher, who was
Speaker 2: a retired wrestler.
Speaker 3: You're saying a lot of things I'm not processing.
Speaker 2: Every single sentence in this week is like, can.
Speaker 3: We go back to the Street College of Metaphysics? Is
Speaker 3: this just guys outside.
Speaker 2: It's gotta just be guys outside it's talking about UFOs.
Speaker 3: Like the guy that yells at you in the street
Speaker 3: corner outside CBS, he's actually that's actually a street college.
Speaker 2: I got a PhD in street college. I've heard a
Speaker 2: lot of people shout a lot of things in the street.
Speaker 3: That's accessible higher education.
Speaker 2: That's I'm gonna throw that on my CV next to
Speaker 2: judge PhD at the Street college. And I have heard
Speaker 2: a lot of crazy people in San Antonio shouting things. Actually,
Speaker 2: oh man, Yeah, the world used to be so much
Speaker 2: more fun.
Speaker 3: But also now, was she using a polaroid or were
Speaker 3: these revelations that had to wait till she got back
Speaker 3: from wal You.
Speaker 2: Know what I'm gonna folks. You know, we're entering a
Speaker 2: new era. The security state has amped up. Make sure
Speaker 2: if you're going to be out there, you know, doing
Speaker 2: legally questionable stuff, that you're talking too high a vibration
Speaker 2: for photos to capture you. You know, that seems like
Speaker 2: good OPSAC right.
Speaker 3: I need to ascend to the point that I cannot
Speaker 3: be recorded by a surveillance CAMERAP.
Speaker 2: That's right. That's why all of those January sixth videos
Speaker 2: are so blurry. H shit, Okay, so now we're at
Speaker 2: the author's forward right. This is finally Michael X's seer
Speaker 2: of a new age. In his original writing Our Space Brothers,
Speaker 2: Venusians tell us that no one on Earth need be sick,
Speaker 2: or racked with pain, or filled with hopeless despair if
Speaker 2: the amazing health principles they have unselfishly brought to us
Speaker 2: are practiced. The health magic of the planetary teachers is
Speaker 2: intended for all of us Earthlings who have a burning
Speaker 2: desire to leave poor health behind us forever and go
Speaker 2: on to wonderful joys and activities that come only to
Speaker 2: the healthy. Due to the fact that the Venusians are
Speaker 2: much further advanced in their understanding of man than we are,
Speaker 2: they have learned all about the electric power that makes
Speaker 2: the human body function as it does. They discovered that
Speaker 2: radiant health and vitality could be stepped up by the
Speaker 2: simple means of increasing one's intake of life energy. Life
Speaker 2: and energy are both capitalized through a positive diet of
Speaker 2: highly vitalized foods and by a conscious direction of what
Speaker 2: they call lifetrons like life trons, lifetrons, Molly lifetrons.
Speaker 3: So are they selling vitamins? No?
Speaker 2: No, I don't think they believe in vitamins at this point.
Speaker 2: They believe in like vitamins is a thing, But I
Speaker 2: think they believe in vitamins is a thing that you
Speaker 2: only get through fresh fruit.
Speaker 3: So the Venusian health magic isn't something they're selling you.
Speaker 3: This is just you can just vibrate towards it.
Speaker 2: They're selling books about it. But the key is eating
Speaker 2: only uncooked, fresh organic fruit.
Speaker 3: Oh that's going to give you a tummy ache, that's
Speaker 3: going to give you. It's that's just the life trons working.
Speaker 2: I think you're allowed to have vegetables too. Look, first off, folks,
Speaker 2: we're gonna have a lot of fun with this in
Speaker 2: part one. In part two, this is not relevant to
Speaker 2: bTB because these people are bastards. And I include our
Speaker 2: friend Paul from earlier in that. I don't think these
Speaker 2: are bad people. Generally. This is a bTB because UFO culture,
Speaker 2: which they created. Well, not Paul, he's kind of a
Speaker 2: later descendant. But the guy we're reading from help create it,
Speaker 2: spent decades. Is this like pleasant and generally quirky background
Speaker 2: part of American life until it all got swallowed up
Speaker 2: by qwan On. It has at this point been essentially
Speaker 2: exterminated as an independent subculture, and we need a term
Speaker 2: for that. Obviously this is not like on the genocide spectrum,
Speaker 2: but this is like, weirdly enough, the destruction of a
Speaker 2: culture that did exist, that was like a thing that
Speaker 2: influenced American life that is gone. Uh, and that's I
Speaker 2: don't know like how we like there's not like a
Speaker 2: term for that really, for like the way in which
Speaker 2: particularly because it didn't just like people didn't just like
Speaker 2: stop being interested in it. It was like consumed by
Speaker 2: this other darker thing who used its raw material in
Speaker 2: order to like grow and spread. I don't know what
Speaker 2: we call that yet. Anyway, that's my one serious point
Speaker 2: for the day. Let's all think of a good word.
Speaker 3: I mean, UFO subculture has gone some bad directions, and
Speaker 3: I guess yeah. In terms of conspiracy theory culture in general,
Speaker 3: the best predictor for believing in any conspiracy theory is
Speaker 3: a pre existing belief in any other conspiracy theory. So
Speaker 3: it's sort of is contagious. It's sort of snowballs, right.
Speaker 3: If you are you have this sort of harmless belief
Speaker 3: in Venusian life magic, that sort of opens you up
Speaker 3: to this belief that the government is suppressing this. Why
Speaker 3: is the government suppressing this? And the sort of snowball
Speaker 3: into these ideas that end in you know, like satanic
Speaker 3: panic style stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and yeah, that's that's that's a good way
Speaker 2: of putting it. And speaking of things that are contagious.
Speaker 2: Never's making me cough. But you know what, I'm alone
Speaker 2: in my basement, so fuck you. Here's ads.
Speaker 3: We're back.
Speaker 2: Oh, Molly, so.
Speaker 3: Did you get some life trons during the break?
Speaker 2: You know, let's talk about life drons. Molly's let's chat
Speaker 2: a little bit about life drons. Because when I heard
Speaker 2: the word life dron number one, I was so happy.
Speaker 2: I love this is this is exactly why I dig
Speaker 2: into stuff like this. I was like, oh, yeah, that
Speaker 2: that's the good stuff. That's that healthy, healthy shit. But
Speaker 2: I also naturally assumed that Michael X created that term.
Speaker 2: It just show life so idiosyncratic, right, that this came
Speaker 2: with this book? Absolutely not. And I want to read
Speaker 2: a quote from the yoga Pedia now, which, as far
Speaker 2: as I'm aware, is a completely reliable source on the
Speaker 2: sort of thing. Lifetrons is an English word coined by
Speaker 2: twentieth century guru and Yogi Para para mahas param haas
Speaker 2: uh param Haasa Yogananda to describe the vital life force,
Speaker 2: known by the Sanskrit name Prana. He described lifetrons as
Speaker 2: intelligent life energy in the body. According to Yogananda, the
Speaker 2: building blocks of life atoms come from electrons and protons,
Speaker 2: which themselves are created from lifetrons. Lifetrons come from thoughttrons
Speaker 2: of the infinite. Imbalances in the lifetrons lead to physical, spiritual,
Speaker 2: and emotional illness. For healing, Yogananda said, the yogi evokes
Speaker 2: God's help to correct the imbalances. That sounds good to me.
Speaker 3: So the so a lifetron is a subcomponent of atomic particles.
Speaker 3: So like a lifetron is like a quark.
Speaker 2: I think a lifetron is a kind of quark. That's uh, look,
Speaker 2: I'm not great at this kind of stuff, but that's
Speaker 2: all interpret.
Speaker 3: Is a lifetron made of thought trons or does it
Speaker 3: descend from them?
Speaker 2: In some home from thought trons of the infinite? So
Speaker 2: the infinite has thought trons which produce life life trons
Speaker 2: which they conglomerate to electrons and protons, but not neutrons.
Speaker 2: What are neutrons. Made of neutrons are not discussed, not discussed,
Speaker 2: not maybe not be a part of yoga science.
Speaker 3: They do not scyolipedia thought trons.
Speaker 2: As far as I can tell. Okay, I gotta say.
Speaker 2: Param Haasa Yogananda is a guy.
Speaker 3: Uh, he is a dude.
Speaker 2: Was a dude. He is super dead. Oh he died
Speaker 2: in nineteen fifty two. Yeah, he's dead as hell. This
Speaker 2: man was born in eighteen ninety a S three.
Speaker 3: So maybe his understanding of atomic physics.
Speaker 2: This is the autobiography of a yogi guy. Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: this guy, this, this is the dude. Steve Jobs was
Speaker 2: obsessed with his book, right, this is was one of
Speaker 2: Elvis Presley's favorite books. This is the guy who like
Speaker 2: started the US yoga craze and a lot of them.
Speaker 3: So do you think Steve Job knows about thoughtrons?
Speaker 2: Yes, Steve Jobs had strong opinions about thought trons. Steve
Speaker 2: Jobs was a lifetron guy. If you have done eating fruit,
Speaker 2: he shure, did MOLLI that this is that we have
Speaker 2: Steve Jobs read the book in our hands.
Speaker 3: There's no ways.
Speaker 2: When he got cancer, Steve didn't think, Thank god, I
Speaker 2: know about Venusian medical.
Speaker 3: Science, health magic. Yeah, he ascended job.
Speaker 2: This is solid argumented Valiant Thor and Michael X Barton
Speaker 2: murdered Steve Jobs. Well, see this is a really relevant
Speaker 2: behind the Bastards episodes. We are getting very behind some
Speaker 2: of these bastards.
Speaker 3: We're making discoveries. Where do we archaeology?
Speaker 2: So I should also note that when I looked up lifetrons,
Speaker 2: I also found a link to a company called Lifetronics Systems.
Speaker 2: They do audit energy efficient home automation. It does not
Speaker 2: appear to have anything to do with anything.
Speaker 3: They're safe, they're safe.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say they're safe because that old industry
Speaker 2: is full of untrustworthy companies.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying they are in an illegally actually smart house.
Speaker 3: I am saying.
Speaker 2: Picture get a different name. Guys, get a different name.
Speaker 2: You're stealing from the yogi who got Steve Jobs killed indirectly.
Speaker 2: Although actually I support that keep using.
Speaker 3: The name Convince.
Speaker 2: Can we convince Bezos to eat only fruit when he
Speaker 2: gets sick?
Speaker 3: That picture of him with the cooked iguana is the
Speaker 3: only thing I like. If I think about Jeff Bezos
Speaker 3: eating anything, I just think about Jeff Bezos holding that
Speaker 3: cooked iguana.
Speaker 2: Look, I need a cooked iguana. They're tasty.
Speaker 3: I just a terrifying photograph.
Speaker 2: People need to eat more reptile mean, it's delicious and
Speaker 2: there's lots of iguanas in Florida. When a good body
Speaker 2: part breaks part one, Oh, it is terrifying.
Speaker 4: I googled it.
Speaker 3: I'm scary.
Speaker 1: I don't like it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna come out with my own book saying that,
Speaker 2: like fucking, what's a good planet?
Speaker 3: Mercury?
Speaker 2: Mercurians contacted me psychically through my bluetooth headset and convince
Speaker 2: me that the real way to end aging is iguana meat.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen an old iguana? No, because they
Speaker 2: don't age. You eat their meat. You're immortal.
Speaker 3: Boom. I'm speaking to the Neptunians through my feelings right now,
Speaker 3: and they disagree.
Speaker 2: Well, the Neptunian Neptunian medical science is decades behind the Mercurians, Molly.
Speaker 3: Everyone knows that. Uh.
Speaker 2: The best way I know of to relay to you
Speaker 2: the life giving health secrets of the Venusians so that
Speaker 2: you will be able to apply the most effectively in
Speaker 2: your own life is by telling you of a certain
Speaker 2: remarkable experience. Jim Lindy a good friend of mine who
Speaker 2: I have known through many years, was the nucleus around
Speaker 2: which this most unusual experience revolved. It was through my
Speaker 2: knowing Jim and wholeheartedly plunge it responding to his sincere
Speaker 2: and desperate call for help, that I was plunged into
Speaker 2: a tremendous New Age adventure with the space people of
Speaker 2: Venus Capitalize everywhere.
Speaker 3: To that sentence, Molly, and now that we know that,
Speaker 3: like he's known Jim for a long time, we're prepared
Speaker 3: to accept this, yeah, valuable preamble.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he knew Jimson's fifty three when they were to
Speaker 2: when they formed the Interplanetary Contact Group in Washington State,
Speaker 2: which is absolutely a real thing.
Speaker 3: I actually looked this.
Speaker 2: Organization up because our author works with Jim and Washington
Speaker 2: for a while. They have a lot of people working
Speaker 2: together to try to make interplanetary contact, you know, kind
Speaker 2: of on an ad hoc basis, and then our author
Speaker 2: moves down to California to you have to read between
Speaker 2: the lines here, but he seems to live on a
Speaker 2: farm with one or more women who provide his food
Speaker 2: for him anymore unclear, Molly, unclear, He only made Maybe
Speaker 2: he's just really maybe just one unclear. I will say
Speaker 2: I don't know how to rate this because he talks
Speaker 2: about the woman who is specifically preparing his food, that
Speaker 2: he doesn't talk about like a wife, but does talk
Speaker 2: about with a degree of intimacy. And he lets us
Speaker 2: know that she's old but doesn't look it, which is
Speaker 2: better than the reverse, which would be she he's very
Speaker 2: young but old in her spirit, right, which is what
Speaker 2: I am Whenever I am reading the account of a
Speaker 2: guy who lives in the woods and talks about UFOs,
Speaker 2: I'm waiting for the fifteen year old girl, right, because
Speaker 2: every one of them. I've had this happen to me
Speaker 2: in real life. Once in Mount Shasta, actually, where I'm
Speaker 2: sure this guy lived, where a lot of these people live.
Speaker 2: I'm like hanging out my partner at the time, and
Speaker 2: I are just like wandering through a fucking farmer's market
Speaker 2: and we, yeah, we meet this this guy who takes
Speaker 2: us back to his farmhouse. You know, we're bullshitting and stuff.
Speaker 2: He's got a whole wall of bud Kay swords. And
Speaker 2: then this fucking like sixteen seventeen, very unclear, no one
Speaker 2: says he doesn't like she and he won't say her age.
Speaker 2: I don't really know what was going on to this day.
Speaker 2: We fucking booked it.
Speaker 4: I don't know us Robert, don't follow people to their house.
Speaker 2: I was very young and very dumb at this point.
Speaker 2: This is you have to you have to learn these
Speaker 2: things by doing them.
Speaker 3: No, you don't don't follow that advice?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, don't. Don't actually follow absolutely none of my
Speaker 2: life advice.
Speaker 3: Kids.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that's the best life advice I can give you. So,
Speaker 2: in fact, follow all of my life advice.
Speaker 3: Now we're now we're stuck in a quandary. Now we're
Speaker 3: stuck in a quandary.
Speaker 2: So I looked into this because I was like, oh shit,
Speaker 2: I wonder if this this organization is still around. The
Speaker 2: Interplanetary Contact Group seems like the kind of thing where
Speaker 2: there might still be like one elderly man like keeping
Speaker 2: a mailing list going after all of his friends died. No,
Speaker 2: but I did find out about something called the Interplanetary
Speaker 2: Networking Special Interest Group IPNI. It is a US five
Speaker 2: oh one to three c nonprofit organization affiliated with the
Speaker 2: Internet Society that is trying to figure out how to
Speaker 2: make an interplanetary Internet UH with the idea that like,
Speaker 2: at some point in the future will need that. I
Speaker 2: think it might actually be just like serious nerds trying
Speaker 2: to think through something that might one day be a thing.
Speaker 2: I'm not bullish on human survival in space at this point,
Speaker 2: but Okay, if I ever gets.
Speaker 3: Into a work camp on the Moon, I'm gonna need
Speaker 3: Wi Fi.
Speaker 2: So you I'm glad on Netflix that moon. That moon
Speaker 2: colony is not lasting long. Look anyway back to UH
Speaker 2: when a good body breaks, so he bounces. He's away
Speaker 2: from his friend Jim for a while, but he keeps
Speaker 2: in touch. They show up at the same conferences, and
Speaker 2: then he stops seeing Jim so much. Right, He's not
Speaker 2: really hanging around UH now he does. Note of his
Speaker 2: friend Jim. Lindy was by nature a spiritually progressive individual,
Speaker 2: open minded to the nth degree, Yet by no manner
Speaker 2: of means could he be considered in the least gullible.
Speaker 2: He had seen several UFOs himself in the night skies.
Speaker 2: They had been filled with awe and wonderment at the.
Speaker 3: Site, which would never happen to a gullible man.
Speaker 2: A gullible man would never feel wonder at the sight
Speaker 2: of a UFO. Well, that's obscene. How dare you suggest
Speaker 2: such a thing? What would will Reker say? He'd be
Speaker 2: too busy trying to figure out how to sit down
Speaker 2: backwards in my complicated share. On one occasion, a brilliant,
Speaker 2: glowing object of huge proportions was sighted in the sky
Speaker 2: near the vicinity of his own home. It circled the
Speaker 2: area twice, and then, with amazing acceleration, the bright object
Speaker 2: climbed straight upwards several thousand feet and headed in the
Speaker 2: direction of the horizon at unbelievable speed. Jim was so
Speaker 2: profoundly impressed by what he had been permitted to witness.
Speaker 2: No saucer sighting happens by accident, that he determined to
Speaker 2: do all within his power to find out more about
Speaker 2: the unique and marvelously intelligent beings who make their home
Speaker 2: on worlds far distant from this earth.
Speaker 3: So who's obviously chosen to experience?
Speaker 2: He was obviously chosen. So in nineteen fifty five, Jim's
Speaker 2: letters take a negative term. He starts to seem depressed,
Speaker 2: and then one day our boy, the author, gets a telegram.
Speaker 2: Because this is the mid fifties, and that was a
Speaker 2: thing that people got arriving at Los Angeles Airport tonight
Speaker 2: six hundred Stop.
Speaker 3: Can you meet me?
Speaker 2: Stop? Urgently important matter. Stop, Jim Lendy. I just find
Speaker 2: that nice. So I guess he's living outside of LA.
Speaker 2: I'm guessing somewhere near like I'm guessing Calabasas or like
Speaker 2: Santa Monica, the coast. Maybe the palace is actually probably
Speaker 2: any of the places that have burned down aside from
Speaker 2: Alta Dina. Good chance is where this guy was living,
Speaker 2: like almost certainly. So he drives to the airport, he
Speaker 2: picks his friend up, and his friend looks like shit right,
Speaker 2: And his friend's like, look, man, I'm a physical wreck.
Speaker 2: My health's been on a downhill to boggin slide. I'm
Speaker 2: losing hope. You know, I've been to all the doctors.
Speaker 2: My stomach's acting up. No one can do anything. I'm
Speaker 2: burning all on my money on these medical treatments that
Speaker 2: don't do anything. And you know it's bad, right, Like
Speaker 2: I'm fucked.
Speaker 3: Up and I think I'm dying. It's fruit.
Speaker 2: He needs fruit, right, So this is the conversation that
Speaker 2: happens after his friend like bears his soul to him
Speaker 2: and is like, yeah, I'm fucked up. The doctors can't
Speaker 2: help me. I'm losing hope. You've overlooked one important avenue
Speaker 2: of help, I said, as I turned my car off
Speaker 2: the freeway and headed for my apartment in the suburbs.
Speaker 2: I glanced quickly at Jim and noted a glint of
Speaker 2: hope in his eye. What do you mean the space people,
Speaker 2: I said, blood Lace. Of course, of course you've seen
Speaker 2: the Sausers just as I have. I know you believe
Speaker 2: the spacecraft are controlled by intelligent beings from outer space
Speaker 2: and must be far wiser than the majority of doctors
Speaker 2: on Earth. It might just be possible the space people
Speaker 2: have access to knowledge and healing methods far in advance
Speaker 2: of any we now have. Considering these beings have superior
Speaker 2: intelligence and understanding, your case wouldn't appear at all hopeless.
Speaker 2: They probably wouldn't be able to get results that to
Speaker 2: us might even seem miraculous. So you know, this is
Speaker 2: when our author reveals that he's been in contact with
Speaker 2: some Venusians, right he actually he's not just like bringing
Speaker 2: this up for no reason. He has two very good
Speaker 2: friends amongst the Venusians, Lonzara and Shalana of Venus. These
Speaker 2: advanced human beings for such they were had long ago
Speaker 2: graduated from Earth to the planet Venus and are actively
Speaker 2: engaged in two fields of service. One they hold important
Speaker 2: positions in the lifetronic healing center on Venus, Lonzara being
Speaker 2: a master healer and Shillana being his most valuable assistant
Speaker 2: in the great work. Too, they have a limited number
Speaker 2: of all Caps new age students living on our planet Earth,
Speaker 2: with whom they are in frequent contact by telepathy and
Speaker 2: other means. Thus, a network of key individuals, comprised of
Speaker 2: men and women in various fields of human service on
Speaker 2: Earth are secretly instructed by the Venusians, who become their
Speaker 2: cosmic teachers, and by releasing certain higher phases of knowledge
Speaker 2: to the key men and women of Earth at times
Speaker 2: as that knowledge is most needed, the masters of Venus
Speaker 2: assist in greatly lessening the suffer of Earth's humanity. So
Speaker 2: it all sounds good to me, Molly, do you want
Speaker 2: to suffer less?
Speaker 3: It can't hurt to try, right, And to try That's
Speaker 3: the thought process that undergirds a lot of very exploitative
Speaker 3: alternative health.
Speaker 2: And it is very fifties too, where it's like even
Speaker 2: these ascended human beings living on Venus. Like the woman's
Speaker 2: still got to be the helper, right.
Speaker 3: She's still got to be helping, Right's she graduated from Earth.
Speaker 3: But you're not from the patriarchy.
Speaker 2: But not from the patriot No, no, no again, you
Speaker 2: got to get to U. Fuck what was the planet
Speaker 2: I named a second ago?
Speaker 3: Mercury? Mercury.
Speaker 2: You gotta be They have left the patriarchy, Bob.
Speaker 3: They've graduated from gender.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they've graduated from gender. They're really racist against Italians.
Speaker 3: It is weird.
Speaker 2: It is like eighteen seventies stuff. I do not understand it.
Speaker 2: One of the last to go, speaking of not speaking
Speaker 2: of racist against Italians, but speaking of going. It's about
Speaker 2: time for us to go. Molly, you got any pluggables
Speaker 2: to plug before we end part one?
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, well, I guess you could listen to my
Speaker 3: podcast We're Little Guys. I mean, this episode is kind
Speaker 3: of about a guy that's weird. My show's about guys
Speaker 3: that are weird in a way that sucks a lot more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, your show is downstream. I just talked about
Speaker 2: how these kind of weird little guys were kind of
Speaker 2: kind of annihilated as a culture and largely, they were
Speaker 2: replaced by your kind of weird little guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, guys, guys want to annihilate all of us.
Speaker 2: Speaking all of us.
Speaker 3: Check out Weird Little Guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and watch the movie Annihilation, or don't. I'm actually
Speaker 2: kind of mit on that film.
Speaker 3: I've never seen it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's okay. I think the book's better. I haven't
Speaker 2: read the book. I don't know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Don't listen to me, go to out.
Speaker 3: I love you Christ.
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