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Speaker 1: Hi, Hello, Hi Jody Sweeten, Hi Aby, how are you.

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Speaker 1: Let's we should open this with Jody Sweeten and Very Barber.

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Speaker 2: It feels like a good way to.

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Speaker 3: Start off good.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know I was going to be able to

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Speaker 2: do it either, because it was my voice has.

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Speaker 3: Been, Yeah, just a mess this week. The wind, it's

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Speaker 3: in everything. Santa Anna's. Do you feel those in your.

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Speaker 2: Carene I thought I had laryngitis. It was yeah, oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's right happening.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, No, all of my plants were had fallen

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Speaker 3: over this morning because the Santa Ana's were so so wild.

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Speaker 2: We like didn't get any wind at my house last night.

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Speaker 2: Now Zoe like and her dad lived, you know, fifteen

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Speaker 2: minutes from here. Oh my god, the wind was so crazy.

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Speaker 2: Now maybe I sort of like, but I was up

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Speaker 2: until like ten o'clock and it was totally still here

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Speaker 2: in my area.

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Speaker 3: So it was all that's wild weird.

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Speaker 2: I know, everywhere else had a ton of wind and

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Speaker 2: strategy mine didn't because yeah, we've got like a little

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Speaker 2: umbrella over the dog like grass, except it's still standing.

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Speaker 2: Usually that'll be going into the pool.

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Speaker 3: Or I didn't, I didn't hear it. I know, some

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Speaker 3: people were woken up by the wind. I didn't hear it,

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Speaker 3: but I did wake up. Yeah, I will plant.

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Speaker 2: Our window was open in the bedroom last night, like

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Speaker 2: a crack for fresh air. Nothing.

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Speaker 3: So hey, you're well protected.

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Speaker 2: You're well protected. But usually they were not, so I

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Speaker 2: don't know. It was like a strange you know, uh,

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Speaker 2: the plague of wind passed over our house. I don't

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Speaker 2: know why, but I'll take it.

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Speaker 3: Like the eye of a of a storm, you know,

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Speaker 3: here in.

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Speaker 2: The center of it. So, how are you surviving?

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Speaker 3: December? It's the it's the craziness.

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Speaker 2: It is so far, so far, so good. I go

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Speaker 2: to Christmas car on this weekend. Oh yeah, I would

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Speaker 2: be at Christmas Con in New Jersey, which I'm really

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Speaker 2: looking forward to because I'll get to see a lot

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Speaker 2: of co stars that i haven't seen in a while,

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Speaker 2: and Walker and a couple other people are going to

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Speaker 2: be there that I've worked with on different movies. And

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Speaker 2: then I'm not sure how much of like the Hallmark

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Speaker 2: crew is going to be there, like Lacey and all

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Speaker 2: of the you know, a bunch of different actresses. But

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Speaker 2: we'll see and.

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Speaker 3: Brotherton I think I think so cool to see him. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it'll be. I saw him at Bob's.

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Speaker 2: They always call it Bob's event, but it is a

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Speaker 2: Hillary to German event. Yeah. So other than that, I'm

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Speaker 2: doing fine. I have not I have not started shopping yet,

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Speaker 2: but I have very small lists from the girls, just

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Speaker 2: a few things. And my mom and I are not

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Speaker 2: doing gifts this year because I'm taking her to England

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Speaker 2: and Scotland in my dad never wants any presents and

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Speaker 2: the scal and I might do something small, or I

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Speaker 2: might be like we did Italy, Like it's fine, I

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Speaker 2: don't there's yeah, that's true. We usually do like a

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Speaker 2: small like stocking or like a little memento gift or something.

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Speaker 3: That's enough, that's enough enough, you don't need you don't.

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Speaker 2: Actually I lied. I did start my shopping. I ordered

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Speaker 2: three pairs of socks with the dog's face on them

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Speaker 2: for uh everyone in the house, well three people in

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Speaker 2: the house for their stockings. I need that link Exy

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Speaker 2: it was ley go on they have.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I always try and do as much shopping as I

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Speaker 2: can on Etsy for the holidays because I.

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Speaker 3: Like, yeah, it's small, so.

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Speaker 2: You just upload a picture of the dog you uh like,

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Speaker 2: find a cellar that you like, and they'll do colors

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Speaker 2: different little like you can put little hearts on it

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Speaker 2: or little paw prints or whatever, and uh and then

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Speaker 2: you yeah, you send them what pictures? I sent them

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Speaker 2: three pictures and they were like, do you want all

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Speaker 2: didn't know that was an option. Yes, I do. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we have three little silly photos of the dog.

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Speaker 1: Oh love.

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Speaker 2: And hopefully none of my family is listening to this,

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Speaker 2: because then they'll know.

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Speaker 3: Well, this airs Oh no, this does air before Christmas.

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Speaker 3: They don't they don't care, right, they don't care.

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Speaker 2: My mom does? I mean my mom? But but she's behind, right,

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Speaker 2: She well, only ours, really only because I think it

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Speaker 2: Other than that, she's like, I don't know where to

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Speaker 3: But I have not started my shopping and I'm in

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Speaker 3: the cranky stage of life where having adult and one

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Speaker 2: I kind of just want to wrap up all of

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Speaker 2: the invoices of like their car insurance that I pay

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Speaker 3: You're like, hey, guys, here marry Merry Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Christmas. Yeah, yeah, so we already had the talk. I'm like,

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Speaker 3: You know, we have the new house this year, so

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Speaker 2: To And it just also feels like the year when

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Speaker 2: it's like it just I know, it just doesn't. I

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Speaker 2: always is. And that's what I hate about the holidays

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Speaker 2: is the is the pressure to buy presence and have it,

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Speaker 2: you know, the whole thing now, mind you. I love

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Speaker 2: the Christmas spirit. I have two trees in my house, yes,

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Speaker 2: seven and a half foot tree in my family room

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Speaker 2: and a six and a half foot one in the

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Speaker 2: living room. And let me tell you, I am annoying

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Speaker 2: the out of everyone at my house with Christmas jazz,

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Speaker 2: Christmas classics. It's it's it's just that's yeah.

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Speaker 3: This is okay. Holiday, Jodi is a sight to behold

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Speaker 3: because I feel like you have like a black heart.

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Speaker 2: And all the other times of the year, like audget,

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Speaker 2: I'm just I'm I'm I'm darkly funny, but I have

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Speaker 2: a really big heart and I love I love twinkly

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Speaker 2: Christmas lights. I love decorating the house. It's the time

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Speaker 2: of year that I turn into my mother. Oh yah.

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Speaker 2: And I think when with the kids and everything like

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Speaker 2: it's important to them. They remember all the stuff we

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Speaker 2: decorated the tree the other night, and just all the

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Speaker 2: little momental ornaments and stuff. Do you have a bunch

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Speaker 3: That's all we have? Yep, So yeah, you get. You

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Speaker 3: gave me several several of the ornaments on my tree

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Speaker 3: the hot Dog cart yep, from our New York City travels.

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Speaker 3: But no, wait, this is Michael and I always fight

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Speaker 3: about this because I want the Hodgepodge tree of just

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Speaker 3: the handmade ornaments or the sentimental ornaments, right, and he

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Speaker 3: wants a tree that's like that matches.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why you do two trees. That's why I

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Speaker 2: have two trees. My living room tree is I keep

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Speaker 2: it on the clear lights and I have red and

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Speaker 2: white and green, but like generic ornaments, but pretty ones

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Speaker 2: that I like this beautiful company that sent them to me.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, I can't and of course I can't remember

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Speaker 2: the name now, but like lovely ornaments tis the season

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Speaker 2: and you know, red and sparkling whatever. And I have

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Speaker 2: those in the front m in the like the front area,

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Speaker 2: all is the bigger tree with all of our memento ones.

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Speaker 2: And I get one from every place we travel and

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Speaker 2: I just tell Michael, like, fine, we'll compromise with two trees.

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Speaker 3: Get your own tree, Okay. Yeah, So that is absolutely

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Speaker 3: a great idea of two trees.

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Speaker 2: And if you wait till after Christmas, they're on sale

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Speaker 2: next day next year, we're getting and you buy a

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Speaker 2: tree for like sixty percent off on balsam hill. Ooh,

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Speaker 2: I'm telling you that's the way to go. That's a

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Speaker 3: Yep, yep, Okay, I'm doing it because I'm not giving

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Speaker 3: up my my hodgepodgy. Even though I hate two adult children,

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Speaker 2: Up these have to have all of every silly little

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Speaker 2: memory ones. And then and then you have like your

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Speaker 3: You're I just I cry when I take these ornaments

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Speaker 3: down every year because I'm just so I'm so appreciative

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Speaker 3: I am so appreciative. I love those ornaments. Oh I

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Speaker 3: keep those. I'm gonna keep them forever.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And the girls get so excited when they take

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Speaker 2: them out. They're like, oh, my gosh, it's my you

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Speaker 2: know Jack Skellington want or oh, where's my Wicked Queen

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Speaker 2: like a little light up Santa house and stuff. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I just she gave me those so that I have

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Speaker 3: I love that. I think Felicity's going to be that

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Speaker 3: way too, because she always like, where's my baby ornament?

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Speaker 3: Where's this one?

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Speaker 2: Well, it's yeah, and you know, I'm not sentimental in

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Speaker 2: know the other ones. But uh, but yeah, it's uh,

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Speaker 2: that's my one little area of sentimentality.

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Speaker 3: Is I love that. I love sentimental Jody. I'm here

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Speaker 3: for this.

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Speaker 2: I appearance every once in a while, and then in

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Speaker 2: January you go right back to right and then in

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Speaker 2: January it's dark humor Jody. Yeah, yeah, no, I know.

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Speaker 2: Dark humor Jody is still very much present in December

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Speaker 2: during Christmas, but it's wrapped in twinkle lights.

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Speaker 3: So, oh, do you watch like holiday movies? Are you

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Speaker 3: just like, are you watching true crime during December?

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Speaker 2: No? No, No, I am obnoxiously Christmas when it like,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, everything has to be in the mood. So

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Speaker 2: like I the other night we watched oh what did

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Speaker 2: we watch? It wasn't super Christmasy, but it was I

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Speaker 2: watched something with the girls, but Elf, and but most

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Speaker 2: importantly my number one Christmas movie. Do you know what

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Speaker 3: It's not Elf? What is it?

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Speaker 2: No, It'm up at Christmas Carol.

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Speaker 3: Oh well I should have guess that.

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Speaker 2: It's everything, yeah, unmatched. Yeah, all the rats work in Scrooges.

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Speaker 3: Jodie Sweeten, and today we're discussing season four, episode one

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Speaker 2: Hello?

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Speaker 3: It was directed by joel's Wick. Hey, Joe's back, He's back,

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Speaker 3: Stacey hur and we got some great guest guests this week.

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Speaker 3: We have Jack Krustian as Papouli.

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Speaker 3: You know you're not, You're not wrong. Then we have

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Speaker 3: Then we have Josh Blake as Silvio. He was known

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Speaker 3: They need to reboot it. Absolutely. He also did appearances

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Speaker 3: We start in the living room. A giant banner is

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Speaker 3: Jesse gives up immediately. He decides they can just practice

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Speaker 3: I'm a fan of that. Yeah, I am a fan.

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Speaker 2: And then new intros, new intro. Yeah, and this time

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Speaker 3: Do you remember that trip?

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Speaker 3: the way they did the kids intros with like the

438
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Speaker 3: little mini retrospective of your first three and the current

439
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,679
Speaker 3: one like you like you're growing up.

440
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,440
Speaker 2: Gosh, the kids look so much older. I know, it

441
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,359
Speaker 2: just blew. Even like the teaser. You really see a

442
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:34,679
Speaker 2: difference in Ashley, like the actually in Mary Kate, but

443
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:38,440
Speaker 2: Ashley is in the teaser, like just the language and

444
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,720
Speaker 2: the funny and the you know, it's all of a sudden,

445
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:43,280
Speaker 2: they're not like baby babies or even tallers. They're more

446
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:45,199
Speaker 2: little kids. They're growing up.

447
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,480
Speaker 3: Oh and you were tall, like, you are so tall,

448
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:51,520
Speaker 3: you hit a growth spurt over Well, I was tall.

449
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,600
Speaker 2: But I was like kind of lanky too, you know.

450
00:21:54,119 --> 00:21:57,960
Speaker 2: And in comparison, again, I just work with tiny people.

451
00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:00,639
Speaker 2: I am not a tall person, but I'm surrounded by

452
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:01,760
Speaker 2: true smaller people.

453
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:06,000
Speaker 3: So I looved. Yeah, you you surpassed me somewhere I

454
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,359
Speaker 3: think around season seven.

455
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think I was you got Yeah, you.

456
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:13,520
Speaker 3: Were definitely You're definitely growing faster than the rest of us.

457
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,440
Speaker 3: But yeah, no, it's great. And your hair is straight too,

458
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:21,840
Speaker 3: like Ione Ione told me, the Telethon episode is the

459
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:25,879
Speaker 3: last episode where you have curly hair. We say good

460
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:30,760
Speaker 3: by to your and you're sleeping on the That was

461
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:31,160
Speaker 3: we were.

462
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,800
Speaker 2: In the hot roller stage and and I think, yeah,

463
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,159
Speaker 2: it was finally like can we stop doing this? I

464
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,040
Speaker 2: think yeah, I just I was a little bit older,

465
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:40,160
Speaker 2: and I think it was just we decided that curly

466
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:40,600
Speaker 2: hair was.

467
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,479
Speaker 3: Gone well, and it aged you up a little bit too.

468
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:47,399
Speaker 3: You look more mature without the little Shirley temple yolets.

469
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,960
Speaker 3: I liked it. I like, I like you with straight hair.

470
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Speaker 2: Thanks, I mean that's that's what I got.

471
00:22:51,840 --> 00:23:03,160
Speaker 3: So it works well, yeah, exactly. So next we are

472
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,359
Speaker 3: still in the living room, Jesse and the girls are

473
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,359
Speaker 3: rushing down the stairs so they can make it to

474
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:10,520
Speaker 3: the airport on time. Jesse yells for Danny and Joey

475
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,680
Speaker 3: to hurry up. Danny tells Jesse he called the airline

476
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 3: and the grandparents landed early, and Jesse wonders, already, how

477
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 3: could they land. That's when Joey goes into detail about

478
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:26,240
Speaker 3: how specifically planes are able to land, which, yeah, I

479
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 3: know he was actually a pilot, Yeah right, Like I

480
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,399
Speaker 3: wonder if they wrote this in just for Dave and

481
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:36,120
Speaker 3: his pilot expertise, and Jesse smags him on the head,

482
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:39,480
Speaker 3: which again I love that recurring bit. So there's a

483
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,159
Speaker 3: knock on the door and Jesse reminds them that his

484
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 3: grandparents are coming all the way from Greece to celebrate

485
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 3: their fiftieth wedding anniversary. He walks towards the door as

486
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 3: he continues, they're probably wandering around the airport lost, scared, confused.

487
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 3: He opens the door to reveal the grandparents and he

488
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,320
Speaker 3: closes the door on them in a panic. Oh my god,

489
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 3: they're here, he says.

490
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 2: He tells everyone to get ready, and they all just

491
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,680
Speaker 2: continue to stand in the same position, and he says

492
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,439
Speaker 2: that's great. Then Jesse opens the.

493
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 3: Front door again and Grandpa Papuli Catzopolis doesn't look too pleased.

494
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:18,080
Speaker 3: The Tanner family and Joey greet them, saying welcome to

495
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 3: America in Greek. The grandparents smile and Grandpa admits, that's better,

496
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 3: but you still owe me for the taxi. Meanwhile, Grandma

497
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:30,159
Speaker 3: or yah yah, she couldn't care less about the taxi,

498
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,399
Speaker 3: but she holds her arms out to greet her beautiful Jesse.

499
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,479
Speaker 3: They embrace and she kisses him over and over and

500
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,360
Speaker 3: over and over until Papouli pries her off of him

501
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 3: because she's got more people to meet. Yes, first, Jesse

502
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:47,520
Speaker 3: introduces them to the father of their great grandchildren, Danny

503
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 3: ley I was.

504
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 2: Like, I'm so glad that we acknowledged this.

505
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:54,639
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, finally we're making family connections. The tree is

506
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,159
Speaker 3: a little more the family tree is a little more

507
00:24:56,160 --> 00:25:00,640
Speaker 3: clear here. Yes, so yeah, yeah, embraces Danny gives him

508
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:05,399
Speaker 3: multiple kisses as well. Danny, trying to impress them, reads

509
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,199
Speaker 3: from a little dictionary as he tries to speak to

510
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 3: them in butchered Greek while doing these over the top

511
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 3: hand movements. Is before Google a translate yeah. Papuoli responds

512
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 3: with the same hand movements and says, thank you very much,

513
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 3: but we brought our own underwear. Classic. Then Jesse introduces

514
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 3: them to their great grandchildren. Yah Yah brings all of

515
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,120
Speaker 3: the girls in for a giant hug, while Papooli takes

516
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,160
Speaker 3: note of Joey, who is standing in the corner by himself.

517
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 3: He asks he right. Papooli asks who is that man

518
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 3: and steph matter of fact, he explains, Oh, that's Joey.

519
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 3: He lives in the garage and he's a comedian.

520
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 2: Straight to the point. Tell me where she's wrong. She's

521
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:52,960
Speaker 2: not wrong's wrong.

522
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:54,920
Speaker 3: Stuff is just like, yeah, this is.

523
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 2: What that's fine. This guy lives in our garage and

524
00:25:58,760 --> 00:25:59,880
Speaker 2: he's funny. That's cool.

525
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 3: So Stuff encourages Joey to show them his Bullwinkle impression,

526
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,359
Speaker 3: and Joey does, but then he admits if they don't

527
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 3: get American cartoons, he really isn't making the best impression.

528
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 3: But Pully laughs, telling the family there's a funny man

529
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:21,119
Speaker 3: like Joey and Pomparoras nicos the village idiot, and Joey

530
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 3: nods with understanding. Okay, Oh, Joey so then Poolly tells

531
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 3: everyone they brought a big surprise. While Yahya goes to

532
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,639
Speaker 3: grab the door a, Poolly tells Jesse that his cousin

533
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 3: Dimitri made him the godfather of his little girl, Melina.

534
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 3: Melina enters, and it's Mary Kate and a wig and

535
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 3: a black wig. Yes, my god, oh, I forgot. I

536
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,440
Speaker 3: forgot that book. You forgot.

537
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 2: Oh, I remember that this was coming, but it was.

538
00:26:56,359 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 2: It was even more ridiculous than I remembered. The wig is, well,

539
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:05,159
Speaker 2: wigs are unless you shave your head, they're not great.

540
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:06,880
Speaker 2: And then then you know, a wig on a four

541
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 2: year old, it's always it's very hard to find a

542
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 2: properly fitting wig, for true truth. And I know because

543
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 2: I have a four year old head the size of

544
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 2: a four year old. But uh, yeah, I I forgot

545
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,919
Speaker 2: how ridiculous this was.

546
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,640
Speaker 3: It's just it's so tug in cheek, like everybody knows

547
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,199
Speaker 3: at this point that it's twins Plaine Michelle, and this

548
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 3: is just a funny, a funny bit, I thought.

549
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 2: But my question is is so? But Polly tells Jesse

550
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,919
Speaker 2: his cousin Dmitri made him the godfather his little girl, Molina,

551
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 2: and then they just stuck the kid on a plane

552
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,479
Speaker 2: with the grandparents, I guess, and we're like, hey, go

553
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,400
Speaker 2: to it, okay, And then they just had everybody wait

554
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 2: on the front porch while they're doing their interests.

555
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that was.

556
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:49,120
Speaker 2: The one because I'm like, there's like four people waiting outside,

557
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like just just you stand

558
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 2: here and we'll go in and just come in on

559
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 2: our queue. Like it's just that thought occurred to me

560
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 2: where I was like just standing up.

561
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,160
Speaker 3: Well, you know, it's maybe they took a second cab

562
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,199
Speaker 3: because there's so many of them. They had to get

563
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 3: past the horse the front stairs, right They.

564
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 2: Rode a horse there in their in their traditional costumes

565
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 2: because they've never seen the outside world. So I'm I

566
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 2: just I'm so sorry. I am so to the Greek people.

567
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 2: I apologize. We've realized that you are not uncultured. In fact,

568
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 2: you yeah, Greek is actually quite cultured, uh and modern

569
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 2: and modern and yeah, and you don't and you don't

570
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 2: put horrible wigs on toddlers. We know this, okay, really.

571
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 3: Sorry, yes, it's this is this is just full house

572
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 3: in a nutshell right here.

573
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 2: They were just dressed them in like traditionally Greek attire. Yeah,

574
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 2: the vests and the skirts and the thing.

575
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 3: Because how else would the audience know they're from Greek attire?

576
00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 2: Right, I don't even know if they have if their

577
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 2: accents are green, you know what I mean. I don't

578
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 2: even know that.

579
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 3: I don't It might just be a generic actor accent

580
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 3: that you do when you don't know what else to do.

581
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, yeah, I don't know.

582
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 2: I don't know.

583
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 3: So anyways, both twins drop their jaws at the sight

584
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 3: of each other, and Michelle note she notes, hey, that's

585
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 3: my face. Melina points at Michelle and responds in Greek,

586
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 3: and everyone is just amazed at this family resemblance. Danny

587
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 3: crouches down to the twins, asking Michelle to take Melina

588
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 3: up to her room to show her where she's staying.

589
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 3: Michelle gives a thumbs up, you got it, dude. Michelle

590
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 3: and Melina walk off hand in hand, and Michelle admires

591
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 3: you are very pretty, and the crowd laughs at this

592
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 3: little joke. It's so funny. This is the second time

593
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 3: we've actually had both twins on an episode. The first

594
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 3: was during the dream sequence in seven Months. It's the

595
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 3: girls real like feet right, and there's two of them.

596
00:29:59,240 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

597
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, so this is the first time they're in the episode,

598
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 3: not in a dream sequence, but the second time.

599
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 2: Right, it does have been, it could have been, it

600
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 2: should have been, could have been. Yeah.

601
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 3: So Stephanie eagerly asks her grandparents or her great grandparents,

602
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 3: did you bring anybody that looks like me? And Papuli

603
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 3: responds no, but we did bring Silvio Manalacas.

604
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 2: He calls Silvia into.

605
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 3: The house, telling the family that this boy has always

606
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 3: dreamt of coming to America.

607
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 2: So he's just a random boy. So they took they

608
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 2: took the toddler from one family and then just this

609
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 2: random boy from somewhere else. And we're like, you're coming

610
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 2: to America with us.

611
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 3: You're right.

612
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 2: They don't explain.

613
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 3: It's just a family connection. He's got a different last name.

614
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 2: This boy always Yeah, we found him at the Greek airport,

615
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 2: Like that is weird.

616
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,719
Speaker 3: I assumed he was a cousin, But you're right, they

617
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 3: don't explicitly.

618
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 2: Always dreamt of coming to They don't. And he's he's

619
00:30:59,760 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 2: not a.

620
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 3: Lacis You're right who this kid is, who he's from.

621
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 3: I didn't put that together. That's terrifying.

622
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 2: This is some random kids. If they stole.

623
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 3: Oh man, oh full house. Oh boy. So Sylvia walks

624
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 3: in carrying what looks to be the entire family's luggage,

625
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 3: and they made him he's a shirt but that's you know,

626
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 3: that's he's like unpaid labor servitude.

627
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 2: They're like, you want to come to America. You carry

628
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:29,959
Speaker 2: all of our stuff.

629
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 3: Wow, this is just getting nursed by the minute. It's

630
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 3: really dark.

631
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

632
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 3: So he sets down the bags and he makes eye

633
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 3: contact with DJ, and he is instantly breathless. DJ stares

634
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 3: back at him, just as captivated. Sylvia makes his way

635
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 3: up to her, and he says he sees her picture

636
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 3: every day in the house of her great grandfather. So

637
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 3: he's the indentured servitude.

638
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 2: The city is like, they're unpaid labor that lives.

639
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 1: And uh.

640
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 3: And they've just taken this this kid in and they

641
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 3: make him do stuff around their farm. I feel so

642
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 3: bad for Sylvia.

643
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, he's an American. Now he's gonna

644
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 2: be great there. It's it's it's borderline human trafficking, but

645
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 2: it's not really like it's okay.

646
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 3: No wonder he wants a wife so bad he wants

647
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 3: to get me out here.

648
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 2: Can you get me out of this the clutches of

649
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 2: this entopolis.

650
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 3: He's like, great, there's a there's a bunch of little

651
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 3: girls and women in this walk on yeah, leads, it's

652
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 3: freedom for him. So Danny is not like, ridiculous this guy,

653
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 3: Oh boy, oh boy, say.

654
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 2: Like your cousins. Well they could because he couldn't be related.

655
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 2: That was what it was, because.

656
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 3: They but they could have yeah something like yeah, I

657
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 3: don't they needed something. I don't know what, but it

658
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 3: needed a throw away line desperately.

659
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 2: Well they gave it a throw away line, but they

660
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 2: just really threw it away.

661
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 1: You know what.

662
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 2: I should have gone right in the trash.

663
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 3: So Danny is not liking watching this meet cute between

664
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 3: Sylvia and DJ. Silvio grabs DJ's hand and kisses it,

665
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 3: and she gushes, Oh my Lanta, we got our first,

666
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 3: Oh Atlanta people, this is it was that the first,

667
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 3: that's the first, Oh my Lanta.

668
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 2: I was shocked.

669
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:43,719
Speaker 3: I looked it up.

670
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 2: It is the first. Oh my Lanta. I know you're

671
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 2: your suss I'm sus Okay, did you read this from

672
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 2: the Internet? Yes, I don't trust the internet. Yeah I did.

673
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 2: My own research. Sure you did, Sure you did. Yeah, No,

674
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't trust the unknowns on the internet.

675
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 3: Okay, well in my mind, my mind is not.

676
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,800
Speaker 2: In my mind, it's the fourth the only one.

677
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 3: The only people we can trust are the fan ritos,

678
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 3: like they will know they're more accurate than any other resource.

679
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe it is. I they sworn we've had oh

680
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:15,360
Speaker 2: Mylanta before.

681
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 3: I could have sworn that too, because in the because

682
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 3: in the in the flash forward episode, the adult version

683
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 3: of her says, oh my Lanta, Oh she does. Oh

684
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:31,279
Speaker 3: doesn't she? I think she does. Okay, fan Uritos, please

685
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,839
Speaker 3: help us out, Please help us out.

686
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 2: But when is the first Internet is? I think the

687
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 2: Internet is lying on this one. I think this is

688
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 2: There's no way we wait until season four, ILTA.

689
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 3: They need to update the wiki.

690
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 2: They need to know. It's someone going in and just

691
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 2: trying to confuse us. I feel this is personally aimed

692
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,800
Speaker 2: at us, trying to make a stupid.

693
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,320
Speaker 3: Like those how rude girls are Okay, yeah, yeah, but

694
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 3: watch them.

695
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:54,720
Speaker 2: They'll believe anything on the Internet.

696
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's throw them off. Okay, Well, fan Uritos will

697
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 3: set us straight because I trust them more than anybody else, yeah,

698
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 3: way mouse facts. So DJ immediately asks her great grandfather

699
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:11,280
Speaker 3: if they're related, and he says no, and DJ whispers yes.

700
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 3: DJ tells Sylvia she will show him to her room. WHOA,

701
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 3: she's moving fast, right, she is moving.

702
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,359
Speaker 2: I feel my parents would have been like, no, you're not.

703
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 3: You know what, We sit right here on the couch.

704
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can go hang out in the in the

705
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 2: living room or in the alcove I don't know, or

706
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 2: a public place, yes, anywhere, but a bedroom.

707
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,359
Speaker 3: So they're walking away hand in hand. They only let

708
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,799
Speaker 3: go when they run into Danny, but they never break

709
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 3: eye contact. Danny urgently tells Stephanie, I'm sure yah yah,

710
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:46,240
Speaker 3: Gina would love to see your room too, and Stephanie

711
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,360
Speaker 3: catches on right away. Okay, we'll keep an eye on him.

712
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 3: Danny nods, good girl, don't ever grow up.

713
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 2: Okay.

714
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 3: So Jesse walks up to his grandparents. Stumped, he repeats

715
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 3: out loud, Sylvia Bani lachis Papuli. Didn't he have an

716
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 3: older sister?

717
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 2: Okay?

718
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 3: So those two are related.

719
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 2: Okay, and and both uh work for the people.

720
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean they still don't explain they're.

721
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 2: Still now they know now they've got an entire family

722
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 2: that they're that they're stealing.

723
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:27,840
Speaker 3: And the and thea Banilakis family. They're very aggressive in

724
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:31,400
Speaker 3: this this houses like both of them, they're just like

725
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 3: they're my husband. Yeah, you were right, that's They're like,

726
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 3: please their freedom.

727
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 2: You have to. We came to this country for you

728
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,399
Speaker 2: to help us get away from yah yah.

729
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:44,880
Speaker 3: And that explains a lot of plot points in this episode.

730
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 3: It this dis changes everything, and we.

731
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 2: Still got the random Molina kid, though she still doesn't

732
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 2: belong to necessarily any of the people. Well, she's the

733
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 2: she's the child of a cousin, Dimitri, so somehow related.

734
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's on the tree somewhere. Uh so, Pappuoli says yes,

735
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:06,359
Speaker 3: and Joey asks, there's Joey. Jesse asks what was her name?

736
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 3: And that's when we hear a woman's voice coming from

737
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 3: the doorway and she answers Elena again. She's waiting to

738
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 3: make that right.

739
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 2: She's like, I'm gonna wait until he asks my name,

740
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:17,320
Speaker 2: and then I'm going to make a dramatic entrance.

741
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,279
Speaker 3: She she was all about that dramatic entrance, you know,

742
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 3: first impressions or everything, although in this case it's the

743
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 3: same if.

744
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 2: He was like, oh, where's Elena, she were like, damn it,

745
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 2: oh entrance, Now, yeah, what about her moment? Give her moment?

746
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 3: You know. So Jesse whips his head around and exclaims Elena.

747
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 3: The woman swiftly kicks that luggage aside and throws herself

748
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 3: into Jesse's arms, and then she gives him a passionate kiss. Whoa,

749
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 3: she's not wasting time. She's not wasting time.

750
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 2: She's like Jesse's sexes are all a little aggressive, like

751
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 2: they're all like they just walk in and they're like,

752
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,879
Speaker 2: I don't I don't even need to ask questions about

753
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 2: what you're up to.

754
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:56,359
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna, yeah, go for it. He definitely has

755
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 3: a type. And these these women are all very possessive

756
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:02,440
Speaker 3: and jealous and just a little unhinged, you know, all

757
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 3: of them. Yeah, so right on cue, Becky walks in

758
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 3: to witness this kiss. Jesse is staring at Elena in awe, saying,

759
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,720
Speaker 3: have Mrse, and then Becky taps him on the shoulder

760
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:14,800
Speaker 3: before he can finish.

761
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 2: She was a lot nicer about it than I was.

762
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have tapped him on the shoulder, but I.

763
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 3: Would have slapped him upside the head.

764
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 2: I walked in on that.

765
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:28,919
Speaker 3: You're like what. Jesse realizes that, oh, his girlfriend is there,

766
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:33,719
Speaker 3: and he pivots the conversation with Elena. Have Mercedes come

767
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 3: to Greece yet? The Terrible Save, Terrible Save Jesse.

768
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 2: I would have been so mad. He's he's making up

769
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:43,320
Speaker 2: with some other girl.

770
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 3: I know, I know, it's this was just oh oh,

771
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 3: not good. So Dane Danny nervously tells Papuli to come

772
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 3: with him so he can show him his ilfi Stisto.

773
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 3: Grand wonders, you have a volcano in your kitchen? Danny,

774
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 3: give it up.

775
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:05,360
Speaker 2: Put the dictionary away, like just rut it away. Yeah.

776
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 3: Now we're back to Jesse, Becky and Elena, and Becky

777
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 3: sarcastically states, I take it this is not your grandmother.

778
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:16,360
Speaker 3: Jesse clarifies, no, no, no, this is little Elena. And

779
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 3: mind you, he is still continuing to hold hands with

780
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 3: Elena as he is his girlfriend.

781
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 2: Yes, like there would have been I'm not I'm not

782
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 2: gonna lie han. Hands would have been thrown. There would

783
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 2: have been there.

784
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:34,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get that he's flustered, but let go of

785
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 3: her hands, Jesse, Come on, you know.

786
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 2: And if I were Becky, I'd be like, uh bye, yeah,

787
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 2: just immediately walk out. Yeah yeah, yep, done.

788
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 3: So Jesse doesn't look at Becky once as he continues,

789
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 3: I haven't seen Elena since I was fourteen, when you

790
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,319
Speaker 3: were little. The two continue to hold hands as Jesse

791
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 3: tells Elena, Little Elena, this is a uh and he's

792
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 3: at a loss because he can't remember Becky's name. What yeah,

793
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,320
Speaker 3: oh yeah, this is beyond flustered.

794
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:08,360
Speaker 2: At this point. Jesse makes me so mad in this episode,

795
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 2: so mad, like just dude, and the wait.

796
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:20,279
Speaker 3: Just just hold hold. Your anger is building, so let's okay, okay, okay,

797
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 3: we have at least to the volcano in Danny's kitchen. Okay, right,

798
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 3: so at this point, rightfully, Becky is beyond pissed off.

799
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 3: She helps Jesse out Big Becky, and Jesse repeats with relief,

800
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:37,399
Speaker 3: Big Becky, this is big Becky. Elena is shocked. Your

801
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 3: grandfather told me you were not married, and Jesse doesn't stutter, no,

802
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:45,359
Speaker 3: we're not married, but Becky's my uh uh uh and

803
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 3: again he's he can't find the word. Becky shouts, girlfriend,

804
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 3: put my head on the mic, and I you're so upset,

805
00:40:53,600 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 3: you so Jesse's like, oh yeah, girlfriend, girl friend. Becky

806
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:08,840
Speaker 3: is my girlfriend, Jesse, your girlfriend. Jesse addresses both of

807
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 3: the women the three of us are gonna have a

808
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:15,839
Speaker 3: darn nifty time together, right, and Elena sarcastically responds right,

809
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:19,439
Speaker 3: and Becky snarkily replies, yeah right.

810
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 2: It's the crazy thing.

811
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 3: I can't believe they get engaged at the end of

812
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 3: the time.

813
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 2: You just you you well, you gave it away.

814
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 3: That's what I'm sorry spoiler alert, but like, that's.

815
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:33,840
Speaker 2: That is lot so bad. So talks like let me

816
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 2: make it up to you by asking you. No, she

817
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,840
Speaker 2: should have strung him along for several more months or

818
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 2: season was so I would have been like, nope, mm hmmm, wow, Yeah.

819
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 3: Anyway, that's okay, that's okay.

820
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 2: We got a lot more replegated.

821
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 1: Get there.

822
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 2: We're only in the first scene. We're forty minutes, so

823
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 2: we got to get their stuff. I'm so sorry you guys,

824
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:55,799
Speaker 2: this is gonna be the longest episode ever. We have opinions,

825
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:57,880
Speaker 2: a lot of opinions. Yeah.

826
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:01,759
Speaker 3: So, up in Michelle's room, Michelle and Malena are performing

827
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 3: various funny faces in the mirror. At the same time,

828
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:07,960
Speaker 3: Michelle continues to stare at the reflection, admitting I see it,

829
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 3: but I don't believe it. Joey walks in and greets

830
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:14,959
Speaker 3: the twinsters. Michelle asks him why they looked the same,

831
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 3: and Joey explains, well, because your cousins, and then he

832
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:22,280
Speaker 3: breaks out into song, singing Patty Duke the Patty Duke Show.

833
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 2: Intro, which I'm sure everyone at this point knows.

834
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 3: Melena points at him and grins. Nikos which is the

835
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 3: village idiot, right, the aforementioned bi village idiot. Back in

836
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 3: the kitchen, Jesse is stuffing food in his face as

837
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 3: Elena asks if he would like more musca, which she

838
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 3: whipped up rather quickly with I know, how did she

839
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 3: get these? Does she bring the ingredients with her like

840
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:49,319
Speaker 3: or does he stop by the store? I know, I

841
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 3: have no idea. Jesse gladly accepts it, and Becky reminds

842
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 3: him he's been eating for three hours he should take

843
00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 3: a break. Goodness, Elena district guards her, asking Jesse if

844
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 3: he remembers their picnic on the top of Mount pompadoras

845
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:08,359
Speaker 3: Jesse dreamily recalls some of the moments from that day.

846
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 3: As Becky stares at him with anger, she.

847
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,440
Speaker 2: Would have been wearing that musica as a hat. Okay,

848
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:19,280
Speaker 2: Like I just sir, I am right here.

849
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 3: I mean what oh now you're throwing your headphones.

850
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 2: Also, Elena, what are you?

851
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 1: What are you?

852
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 3: What did your husbands?

853
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 2: She is an agenda, She is nuts agenda. She see

854
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 2: this person since your fourteen, it's been like what ten

855
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 2: twelve years?

856
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 3: Here she came this, she came in guns ablazing, and

857
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 3: she was like, I'm going to make him.

858
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 2: Remember if the only thing that makes sense is that

859
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 2: she is trying to escape the the.

860
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, that must be that makes that makes this toming,

861
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 3: that makes that makes it.

862
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:59,240
Speaker 2: Who are so aggressive? Is that they are literally trying

863
00:43:59,360 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 2: to escape.

864
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 3: It's life or death for them. Yeah, yeah, which I

865
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 3: can forget. I can't milk one more goat back on

866
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 3: the police arms.

867
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

868
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 3: And meanwhile Becky is just sitting their tape like, go away,

869
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 3: let's say it. I just walk out, Like, just walk out,

870
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 3: Becky storm out, slam a door, no anything, anything. So

871
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 3: Jesse sees that Becky is furious and changes his tone.

872
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 3: Oh I hardly remember it.

873
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 2: Elena announces I better go check on the baklava honey,

874
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,279
Speaker 2: and Jesse asks, yes, dear.

875
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:31,359
Speaker 3: When he realizes his mistake, he freezes and Becky is

876
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:35,800
Speaker 3: just in complete awe. She's speechless next to him. Elena

877
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 3: clarifies what she meant, and Jesse tries to play it

878
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 3: off coolly. Becky reminds Jesse that this woman didn't fly

879
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 3: twelve thousand miles just to stuff his face with musica.

880
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:49,880
Speaker 3: She asks what is going on between them? Jesse assures

881
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 3: her nothing. You know how I feel about you, Nothing

882
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 3: could come between us. And that's when Elena appears right

883
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,720
Speaker 3: in between them, lacing a plate of baklava on the table.

884
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.

885
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 3: This is so aggressive.

886
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 2: It's so aggressive, it's so so I just feel I

887
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 2: feel so bad for Becky, like she's so it feels

888
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:15,439
Speaker 2: like she's so just getting like kind of taking this

889
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 2: from him and this chick I.

890
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:20,799
Speaker 3: Can't decide if she's trying to keep an eye on

891
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 3: Jesse to see if he does any more bad behavior

892
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 3: or if if he does right, like yeah, but like

893
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 3: why is she still there? This is torturing her? Like

894
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 3: if that was me, I would just I would slam

895
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:35,399
Speaker 3: a door and some like we're gonna tss And Becky's.

896
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 2: Just kind of like eating it. The whole time, like

897
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 2: just take and I feel I feel bad for her.

898
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, Becky, she has self respect?

899
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:42,839
Speaker 1: Right?

900
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 3: Where is it?

901
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 2: Where is it right? Yeah, this episode, it is not

902
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 2: It is not there.

903
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is not there. So next, in DJ and

904
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:55,400
Speaker 3: Stuff's room, stephan Yaya are doing the Zorba dance together.

905
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 3: As Comet watches, Steph decides to teach ya Ya an

906
00:45:59,200 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 3: American dance.

907
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:00,359
Speaker 2: Now.

908
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 3: She says, wanta vogue? Strike a pose?

909
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 2: Yes, Steph, just wrapping queer culture from the beginning.

910
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:08,800
Speaker 3: Yes, let's vogue.

911
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, teaching great grandma. I think great grandma how to vogue.

912
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 2: That's what we do. It's San Francisco.

913
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 3: It was great and yeah, yo, it was just ya

914
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:21,280
Speaker 3: Ya was feeling it marriage. It's all into her poses.

915
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 1: Yep.

916
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 3: So Danny walks in and witnesses the posing. He asks

917
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 3: Steph what has she done to grandma. Stephanie exclaims, we're voguing,

918
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,840
Speaker 3: and yah Ya adds, yes, strike a pose and she

919
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:37,320
Speaker 3: shows off her own poses. Stephanie copies it, so it

920
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 3: is Danny, and then he asks if anyone has seen DJ.

921
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 3: Stephanie casually tells him that she's at the mall with

922
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 3: Silvio and Danny is distressed. He can't believe that she's

923
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 3: alone with Silvio.

924
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 2: That's what happened when you leave your kids on supervised.

925
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, stephan Ya ya copies Danny's distressed pose, while yah

926
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 3: Yah tries to assure him that Silvio is a fine boy.

927
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 2: He's just like Jesse when he was young.

928
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 3: Well, Danny can't hide his panic now, yeah, just is

929
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:04,919
Speaker 3: a mess.

930
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:08,959
Speaker 2: When he's older than young. I can't imagine him making

931
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 2: worse decisions.

932
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:14,359
Speaker 3: Right right, this is this is not comforting. So then,

933
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 3: in desperation, Danny grabs DJ's sock and tells Comet to

934
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 3: sniff it and pick up the scent. Commet takes the

935
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,760
Speaker 3: sock in his mouth and jumps onto Stephanie's bed instead.

936
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:27,799
Speaker 3: Steph reminds her dad that Comet is not Lassie, and

937
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 3: then Commet lays his head down and chews on the

938
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,320
Speaker 3: shot the sock gently.

939
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 2: Oh, Commet's cute, but he's not.

940
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah he doesn't. He does not have those skills.

941
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 2: He's just he's great at wearing costumes and various hats. Yeah,

942
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:47,319
Speaker 2: but and yeah he's huggable, but he's not not any

943
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 2: sort of It's like my dog, my dog, very cute.

944
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 3: Sweet.

945
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 2: I don't know that she's so bright.

946
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 3: That's that's but we love them anyway because they're dea.

947
00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 2: And that's I don't need her to be smart. I

948
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 2: just need her to hear me. Yeah, that's all.

949
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 3: That's all you need. Meanwhile, in the backyard, DJ and

950
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 3: Silvio are sharing a slurpee as they walk back towards

951
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 3: the house. DJ asks Silvio how he liked his first slurpee,

952
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 3: and he admits, well, I never slurped with a girl before.

953
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 3: How did I do? Joey Jody hold it, control it,

954
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 3: control it. We've lost her. Panery notes we've lost her.

955
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:32,280
Speaker 2: I died and the next statement say it's.

956
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:33,919
Speaker 1: Yeah.

957
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 3: DJ tells him he was great. He slurped at just

958
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 3: the right speed.

959
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 2: I bet sorry, sorry, Joey the slurpe obviously. Come on,

960
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 2: this is a family show. Damn it. This is a

961
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:49,279
Speaker 2: family show. Come on. That's all right, we are this

962
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,160
Speaker 2: is what happens when you grow up with Bob Saggatt

963
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:52,320
Speaker 2: and Dave Koye.

964
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:55,719
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. So they take a seat next to each

965
00:48:55,760 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 3: other and DJ admires the pretty stars and Silvio turns

966
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 3: on the charm the prettiest stars are in your eyes

967
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:08,400
Speaker 3: and they both lean in and kiss. Dang man, these

968
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 3: these these greets, they're just they don't waste time, right.

969
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:14,879
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess it's sort of a family trait

970
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 2: or yeah, I don't know, very passionate people, so yeah,

971
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 2: they're very passionate, little stockery but whatever.

972
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 3: So uh, Meanwhile, this is the exact moment Danny bursts

973
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 3: out the back door, telling comment that they can go

974
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 3: for a walk. Danny pretends to be shocked when he

975
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,879
Speaker 3: sees DJ out there too, but she's not buying it.

976
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 3: She asks Danny if he was spying on her, and

977
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 3: Danny admits, if I was spying, I would have been

978
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 3: out here way before all that star talk. Sylvia begins

979
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:45,400
Speaker 3: to tell Danny that his daughter is the most beautiful

980
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 3: woman in the.

981
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 2: World, and Danny responds, she's okay. Best line delivery, my dog, Yeah,

982
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 2: I was hilarious. That might be one of my fly

983
00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 2: Like no, no, no, they're great getaways, Like there's so

984
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 2: much sub to her so that she's okay, it was great.

985
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 3: What the top five lines that Bob ever delivered on

986
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 3: this show? So DJ looks at him completely shell shocked

987
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 3: and Danny insists that Sylvia must come inside. He must

988
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,879
Speaker 3: be tired after his long flight show, so he'll show

989
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 3: him to his cage. Uh, I mean his room.

990
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 2: I mean Sylvia might already be familiar with sleeping in

991
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 2: a cage. Maybe he's yeah, maybe he was like, oh yeah, no, no, no,

992
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:31,240
Speaker 2: that's fine. That's I'd prefer it. Yeah.

993
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 3: Oh man, there's a dark there are some dark undertones

994
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:39,720
Speaker 3: to this episode. So in the kitchen, Jesse and Becky

995
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 3: walk in, and Jesse asks Danny if he has seen

996
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:45,719
Speaker 3: his dress shirt. Danny asks, do I look like your

997
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:49,480
Speaker 3: mother and then tells Jesse it's in the hamper. Elena

998
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 3: appears with Jesse's dress shirt in hand. She tells Jesse

999
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,799
Speaker 3: she did all of his laundry this morning. She just

1000
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 3: needs to iron it. That's so creepy.

1001
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 2: It's like, get your hand she is underwear. You get

1002
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 2: at your hand on my nerdy laundry. I don't know you.

1003
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 3: It's very presump, presumptuous. It really is, you.

1004
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 2: Know, it's giving like fatal attraction.

1005
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:15,319
Speaker 3: It is. It is so Becky insists that she can

1006
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 3: do it.

1007
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 2: She tries to yank the shirt from Elena's tight grip,

1008
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 2: but it takes her a couple of tries.

1009
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:24,280
Speaker 3: Well, Becky stomps over to the ironing board. Jesse pipes up,

1010
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 3: you know, I've never actually seen you iron. Becky tries

1011
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:32,839
Speaker 3: to convince him that she lives to iron. She just

1012
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 3: needs to get one of those ironing tables, and Jesse

1013
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 3: corrects her ironing board, and Becky lets out a little

1014
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 3: laugh before telling him to shut up. Jesse, you're not

1015
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 3: helping you are.

1016
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 2: Like Becky always talks about growing up on a farm

1017
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:50,239
Speaker 2: in Omaha and Nebraska. True, I feel like she would

1018
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 2: have ironed at some point. M Like, it feels like

1019
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:56,239
Speaker 2: I don't know, she would have been a little like

1020
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:59,720
Speaker 2: you know, I don't she's got a farm.

1021
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 3: She's definitely she's definitely more handy than Jesse is. But uh,

1022
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 3: maybe she just buys like materials, like her her little

1023
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 3: dress suits that are just anti wrinkle. Like she's smart.

1024
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 3: She knows that she doesn't need to iron her clothes.

1025
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,279
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know. The joke has to work,

1026
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 3: that's what it is. So Joey excitedly walks in, telling

1027
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 3: Danny he took the girls shopping. The twins enter the

1028
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:25,320
Speaker 3: room and they're dressed in the same outfit with little

1029
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:29,719
Speaker 3: hats covering their hair so it doesn't give away their differences. Yes,

1030
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:33,880
Speaker 3: thank goodness. Joey urges Danny to try and tell them apart,

1031
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 3: and Michelle cutely says, you'll never guess, daddy. Danny takes

1032
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 3: a while guess that his daughter is the one who

1033
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:45,280
Speaker 3: just called him daddy. Michelle sighs ow nuts and Malina

1034
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 3: copies Michelle's mannerisms and declares aho, and Danny responds, bless you,

1035
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:52,799
Speaker 3: and then he lets out a real laugh as he

1036
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 3: declares that.

1037
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:55,280
Speaker 2: Must make you Melina.

1038
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 3: Malina responds to you got it, dud, and Michelle huffs,

1039
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 3: I told you it's you got it, dude, and she

1040
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:08,240
Speaker 3: squeezes Molina's cheeks together as Molina correctly says, dude, there's

1041
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:13,320
Speaker 3: a cute bit, super cute bit. Just then, Silvio and

1042
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:16,360
Speaker 3: DJ come running down the stairs, holding hands and dressed

1043
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:17,320
Speaker 3: quite fancy.

1044
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 2: Sylvia brought his wedding attire I can't keep preparing.

1045
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 3: And DJ is in like this floral, this floral get up,

1046
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 3: Like did she just have that on hand? And how

1047
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 3: did he convince her to get dressed in this nice attire?

1048
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,319
Speaker 2: I don't know right, Why was he like, you know

1049
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:33,399
Speaker 2: what we should do is get dressed up and go downstairs.

1050
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 1: Right?

1051
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would have been. She's just you know what

1052
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 3: DJ's got, like those heart eyes like the yeah, he's

1053
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 3: not thinking straight. She's just enamored with this guy. So

1054
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:46,600
Speaker 3: Silvio politely asks Danny if he can take a walk

1055
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:50,920
Speaker 3: with DJ. Danny decides to allow this odd gesture, even

1056
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:53,360
Speaker 3: offering the couple to walk around the counter if they'd like.

1057
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 3: Silvio hands Dj a stem of flowers and takes her arm.

1058
00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:59,839
Speaker 3: They both hold onto the flowers as they take their

1059
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:04,439
Speaker 3: stroll around the kitchen table. Yah Ya and Papuoli walk

1060
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:08,280
Speaker 3: in to witness the couple partaking in this tradition. Elena

1061
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 3: asks Jesse if he remembers this, and Jesse faintly recalls

1062
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 3: the two of them doing this around her table in popadoras.

1063
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:19,359
Speaker 3: Elena is ecstatic. Yes, I was waiting to see if

1064
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:22,440
Speaker 3: you remembered. That's why I came to see you. She

1065
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 3: throws herself onto him, giving him a big embrace. Becky

1066
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,719
Speaker 3: has had it. She slams the iron down. When she

1067
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 3: sees this, she pulls Elena off of Jesse and shouts,

1068
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:37,719
Speaker 3: get your pompadourian pause off. My boyfriend. Elena argues that

1069
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:42,520
Speaker 3: they did the traditional wedding walk. So Jesse is her husband.

1070
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 3: Silvia pipes up, and now DJ is my wife. DJ

1071
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 3: and Jesse look at each other frightened as they both

1072
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:56,080
Speaker 3: say whoa baby. Joey and the twins give a dramatic gasp.

1073
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:58,920
Speaker 3: While yah Ya and Papuli look happy with this outcome,

1074
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 3: the rest of the fanamily is too stunned to speak. Well,

1075
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:04,640
Speaker 3: it's that.

1076
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 2: Easy to get married, man.

1077
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 3: They don't need like a license to get married. They

1078
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 3: don't need any.

1079
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:11,399
Speaker 2: Here's what I'll tell you. Getting married is the easy part.

1080
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:19,000
Speaker 2: It's the divorce that sucks. Well you know that's words

1081
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:19,279
Speaker 2: to the.

1082
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 3: True true. But after a tense commercial break, we continue

1083
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 3: in the kitchen. Yeah yeah, grabs DJ and proudly exclaims

1084
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 3: my DJ is married. I can get great great grandchildren.

1085
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:40,799
Speaker 3: Who yea, guys, really just like wasting no time here.

1086
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:42,919
Speaker 2: I'm surprised she wants to get rid of her help

1087
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:49,920
Speaker 2: that quickly, you know, right, blot twist, Yeah, and Steph

1088
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:52,359
Speaker 2: is just excited. She says, I can have my own

1089
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:58,520
Speaker 2: room finally, Yeah, Steph knows what's important in this scenario.

1090
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 3: So Danny interrupts this love fest, telling everyone that the

1091
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:06,959
Speaker 3: two youngsters are not married, and Becky adds neither are they,

1092
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 3: referring to Elena and Jesse. Papouli attests, according to Pompadoras tradition,

1093
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:16,799
Speaker 3: they are married. He recaps what the young couple just

1094
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:20,200
Speaker 3: did and happily exclaims, and that's what it's all about.

1095
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:24,240
Speaker 3: Danny argues, that's not a wedding, that's the hokey pokey.

1096
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 3: Becky tells Jesse to say something, but instead he makes

1097
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:32,520
Speaker 3: the excuse that it's a very delicate situation with his family.

1098
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:38,839
Speaker 2: So many reasons for Becky to walk out the door

1099
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 2: in this episode, and yet she does the complete opposite.

1100
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 3: I know, I know, I in theory, I understand why

1101
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:49,719
Speaker 3: Jesse is caught between his family and their traditions and

1102
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 3: then Becky. But it's like, dude, like you've already, You've

1103
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,320
Speaker 3: dug your hole already and you just need to climb

1104
00:56:55,360 --> 00:57:00,440
Speaker 3: out at this Yeah, yeah, ough, So Becky's not it.

1105
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 3: She decides to ask him a question. She says, is

1106
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:05,920
Speaker 3: this the kind of woman you want? And she points

1107
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 3: to Elena, someone who lives only to cook for you

1108
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:11,719
Speaker 3: and clean for you and wait on you hand and foot.

1109
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 3: Jesse wonders how she made it sound so negative.

1110
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 2: Come on, I I can't.

1111
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 3: This is the problem I have with Elena. I mean,

1112
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:27,120
Speaker 3: forgiving the whole indentured servitory. I like she is playing

1113
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 3: into this stereotype that men just want like a wife,

1114
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 3: well take care of them like a mother.

1115
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:37,120
Speaker 2: Is you know, quote unquote traditional, right? She is basically

1116
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 2: the Greek version of a trad wife, right. And Jesse's

1117
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 2: falling for this. He's he's just you see what happens.

1118
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 2: It's it's wild.

1119
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 3: It made me so mad.

1120
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:55,480
Speaker 2: It's the it's wild. This is the problem.

1121
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,919
Speaker 3: It's a huge problem. It's a huge problem. So mad

1122
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 3: at Elena and feel bad for Becky. I feel bad

1123
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:02,600
Speaker 3: for Becky.

1124
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:06,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to slap Jesse, which is yeah, kind

1125
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:08,440
Speaker 2: of par for the course. Sorry, John, I love you.

1126
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 3: And kick Elena.

1127
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:13,560
Speaker 2: I just need to be like, look, girl, you need

1128
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:17,760
Speaker 2: to find somebody else, like, yeah, how long has it been?

1129
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:20,640
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Well, so blake twice. If

1130
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:25,480
Speaker 2: you need help, it's slip us a note or something,

1131
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:26,200
Speaker 2: yeah something.

1132
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:37,000
Speaker 3: So Becky says, fine, she's all yours. I'll send you

1133
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 3: a card on your anniversary, and Elena chimes in this

1134
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:45,840
Speaker 3: August will be our thirteenth. Becky shouts congratulations in Jesse's

1135
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 3: face and storms off. Elena is just she's just twisting

1136
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 3: this knife. You know, she's not letting up. So Jesse

1137
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 3: follows after Becky and Michelle loudly scolded. You're in big troubles.

1138
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 3: S Steph yells after him as she stands next to Elena.

1139
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:08,360
Speaker 3: When should I tell your wife you'll be back? Stephan?

1140
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:13,960
Speaker 3: The zingers, you know exactly what not to say. It's

1141
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 3: the exactly good It's the exact thing you should say,

1142
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:19,880
Speaker 3: you know. So Joey decides to have some fun with this.

1143
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:22,840
Speaker 3: He pulls his hair back and begins to imitate Bob

1144
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:25,240
Speaker 3: you Banks as he strolls up to dj and Sylvia.

1145
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:29,880
Speaker 3: Let's meet our first newlywed couple. He continues his bit,

1146
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:33,320
Speaker 3: but Danny is not amused. He gives Joey a look

1147
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:36,200
Speaker 3: which makes him stop. Then Danny decides to take the

1148
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:38,880
Speaker 3: couple into the living room. As they're walking out, Joey

1149
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:43,040
Speaker 3: throws Rice into the air for a celebration. Danny gives

1150
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:47,960
Speaker 3: him another scowl, and Joey shrugs, I love weddings. So

1151
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:50,959
Speaker 3: in the living room, Danny is alone with the newlyweds

1152
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:53,320
Speaker 3: and asks DJ to go to her room and wait

1153
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:59,040
Speaker 3: for daddy. DJ jokingly repeats Daddy and then reminds him

1154
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:00,840
Speaker 3: that he can no longer sent her up to her

1155
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 3: room anymore. She's a married woman. Danny argues that she

1156
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:08,800
Speaker 3: is not a married woman. Silvia's bright eye. He is

1157
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:13,040
Speaker 3: bright eyed as he calls Danny papa. Danny looks at him, surprised.

1158
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:18,800
Speaker 3: Please don't call me that. Yeah, the young boy insists

1159
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:21,919
Speaker 3: he is ready to learn the family business. Danny tells

1160
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:25,520
Speaker 3: him he is a talk show host, but Silvio proudly states,

1161
01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 3: I will study hard and when you die, I will

1162
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:32,240
Speaker 3: take over. Danny shakes his head. I will never die.

1163
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 2: I know that one happened.

1164
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 3: Went oh that that hits differently. Yeah, so that made

1165
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:44,160
Speaker 3: me sad. Danny grabs Silvia and tells him to walk

1166
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:46,480
Speaker 3: with him. We have to do we have to get

1167
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:49,000
Speaker 3: to the anniversary party. But first, let me tell you

1168
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,680
Speaker 3: about this thing we have in America called a restraining

1169
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:54,800
Speaker 3: order or a wedding license.

1170
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 2: You could write. You could just be like this isn't.

1171
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:03,920
Speaker 3: Or consent to get married. Yeah, okay, sure you're married.

1172
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:06,280
Speaker 2: How long are they there? Five days? You know what

1173
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:09,000
Speaker 2: I mean? Like you can be married for five days

1174
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,800
Speaker 2: and then when you get on that plane and you leave,

1175
01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:12,840
Speaker 2: DJ will be fine.

1176
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:18,920
Speaker 3: Yep, yep. So later we are at the anniversary party, Steph,

1177
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:21,840
Speaker 3: DJ and yeah Yeah are dancing with each other in

1178
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 3: a line, and then it's a boys turn. They start

1179
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:26,960
Speaker 3: off their dance slowly and then things get energetic.

1180
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:30,200
Speaker 2: Do you remember like having rap parties at the great

1181
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:34,960
Speaker 2: Greek here in the valley? And and John and all

1182
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,680
Speaker 2: of us do it like doing?

1183
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 3: Because also.

1184
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:42,440
Speaker 2: Is he he's Jewish?

1185
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 3: But right, but I remember him dancing, Yes.

1186
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:50,400
Speaker 2: I mean he was. He was a choreographer, so maybe

1187
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:51,840
Speaker 2: that was it. But yeah, we used to We used

1188
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:53,919
Speaker 2: to dance and we'd at you know, the whole thing.

1189
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:55,720
Speaker 3: We would have a whole little line dance.

1190
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:57,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1191
01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:04,040
Speaker 3: See life into Art, Yes, I love it. So Joey

1192
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:06,920
Speaker 3: appears he's balancing a glass on his forehead, but we

1193
01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:09,360
Speaker 3: realize it's not a real glass, it's just a headband

1194
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:13,560
Speaker 3: that is securing the glass to his forehead. Melina and

1195
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:15,680
Speaker 3: Michelle make their way out of the dance floor next

1196
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:18,080
Speaker 3: and They shake their hips along to the music, and

1197
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:22,440
Speaker 3: the crowd lets out a huge round of applause. Elena

1198
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:26,800
Speaker 3: happily embraces her husband, and Becky walks in.

1199
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:28,120
Speaker 2: To see it.

1200
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:30,360
Speaker 3: Becky scoffs, I thought i'd come down here and give

1201
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:32,800
Speaker 3: you a chance to explain, but I see you're too

1202
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:36,919
Speaker 3: busy hugging your wife. She asks Jesse how he could

1203
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:39,920
Speaker 3: do this to her. Jesse tries to say something, but

1204
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:42,600
Speaker 3: Becky has had enough. She grabs a plate and throws

1205
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:45,680
Speaker 3: it onto the ground, shattering it. So Joey grabs a

1206
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:47,840
Speaker 3: plate after he hears this, and he throws it onto

1207
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:52,440
Speaker 3: the floor, exclaiming O bah. All the partygoers follow suit,

1208
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:55,160
Speaker 3: except for Danny, who is hastily picking up the pieces

1209
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:58,840
Speaker 3: of broken glass off the floor. Jesse walks into the

1210
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:01,480
Speaker 3: hall with Elena to try and stop Becky from leading.

1211
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:05,280
Speaker 3: He tells Helena stay back, I need to go. You're

1212
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:07,760
Speaker 3: being a bit much right now. I need you to stop.

1213
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:13,600
Speaker 3: Elena's doing everything to sabotage their relationship. She just needs

1214
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:14,240
Speaker 3: to sit down.

1215
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:16,760
Speaker 2: I'm kind of enjoying the fact that he's being fought. Hm.

1216
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:19,080
Speaker 3: Oh, I wonder if that yeah, you know what I mean.

1217
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:22,000
Speaker 2: I think deep down, like one of those dudes that's like,

1218
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,000
Speaker 2: oh no, don't you going yeah?

1219
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:24,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1220
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:27,560
Speaker 3: But he also knows that he's in the doghouse though,

1221
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:29,440
Speaker 3: so he he really needs to do something.

1222
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:33,360
Speaker 2: Because he's not exactly trying to avoid staying in there. No, no,

1223
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:35,240
Speaker 2: not telling Elena to get away.

1224
01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:38,800
Speaker 3: No, no, he's letting Elena walk right over him.

1225
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:41,560
Speaker 2: So so the something out of it? Yep.

1226
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:45,640
Speaker 3: So he tells both women this has gotten out of hand,

1227
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:49,840
Speaker 3: so there's something they both should hear. First, he directs

1228
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:52,800
Speaker 3: his words to Elena, you are a beautiful woman with

1229
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:57,320
Speaker 3: passion and fire. Becky sarcastically mentioned, she's so happy she's

1230
01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:59,640
Speaker 3: stuck around for this. Seriously, you should have talked to

1231
01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:03,800
Speaker 3: Becky for you, right. Jesse assures her that she'll like

1232
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:07,160
Speaker 3: this part, and he continues, there is no future for

1233
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:11,080
Speaker 3: us because I am madly in love with Becky.

1234
01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:14,520
Speaker 2: He turns, are you though, you were just making out

1235
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:17,520
Speaker 2: with this girl like three hours ago? She was stuffing

1236
01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:20,040
Speaker 2: musica in your face and you said nothing and you

1237
01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:22,520
Speaker 2: called her you called her deer. I'm just saying I

1238
01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 2: feel like it, madly in love.

1239
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:27,120
Speaker 3: I don't doubt that Jesse is madly in love with Becky,

1240
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:29,240
Speaker 3: but I think he's also in love with himself.

1241
01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:34,560
Speaker 2: And so the order of things I think is reversed.

1242
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:39,880
Speaker 3: Yes, So he turns to Becky and he holds her

1243
01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:42,880
Speaker 3: face in his hands. I am madly in love with you,

1244
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:45,960
Speaker 3: and all of a sudden, Becky forgets everything that's happened.

1245
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:51,440
Speaker 2: Becky, Becky, Yes, oh how self respect?

1246
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:51,840
Speaker 3: Honey.

1247
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:57,000
Speaker 2: The turn here is so and it's so feel This

1248
01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:58,360
Speaker 2: is one of those moments where I'm like, but this

1249
01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:02,320
Speaker 2: isn't Becky's. He's a little more like absolutely, you know

1250
01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:05,040
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like she's not the pushover. This episode,

1251
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:07,600
Speaker 2: Becky really felt like a pushover. Yeah.

1252
01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:11,320
Speaker 3: She has spent the last twenty minutes being angry at Jesse,

1253
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:15,000
Speaker 3: So for her just to turn around in one little

1254
01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:19,680
Speaker 3: scene and a and then she says sorry, Yes, yes,

1255
01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:22,560
Speaker 3: I was apologizing for that.

1256
01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:24,360
Speaker 2: Was wild to me. When Becky was like I'm sorry,

1257
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:28,840
Speaker 2: I was like, no, what girl, girl? Yeah, you did nothing, nothing,

1258
01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:32,520
Speaker 2: And again I was like, toxic, toxic, red flag. You're

1259
01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:35,200
Speaker 2: apologizing for his bad behavior? Yeah?

1260
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:38,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, Oh, I know, I was very disappointed. This

1261
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:42,080
Speaker 3: is so out of character for Becky, and I'm just

1262
01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:48,000
Speaker 3: like Becky, Becky, Becky, so she unfortunately apologizes and the

1263
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:50,800
Speaker 3: thought of losing him made her crazy, which is not

1264
01:05:50,840 --> 01:05:51,600
Speaker 3: a good excuse.

1265
01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:54,640
Speaker 2: No, no, whatever, No, losing him while he's acting like

1266
01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:55,480
Speaker 2: an ass.

1267
01:05:55,600 --> 01:06:01,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get happy, not crazy. So Jesse insists that

1268
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:04,200
Speaker 3: Becky will never lose him, and then he turns to

1269
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:08,919
Speaker 3: Elena and apologizes. Elena realizes that he apologizes.

1270
01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:11,120
Speaker 2: To Elena, but he doesn't apologize to Becky, but she

1271
01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:14,440
Speaker 2: pologiza very it's very backwards.

1272
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:18,840
Speaker 3: What there's They need a therapist intervention right away.

1273
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:23,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, Elena admits she was crazy to come all the

1274
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:26,840
Speaker 2: way to America, but she always wondered what would happen

1275
01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:28,840
Speaker 2: if they saw each other again. Don't know, Maybe give

1276
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:30,200
Speaker 2: m a call on the phone before you do that,

1277
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:31,640
Speaker 2: you know, I'll ask the question.

1278
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:36,120
Speaker 3: Flying twelve thousand miles to surprise someone with this was

1279
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:37,160
Speaker 3: a little forward.

1280
01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:39,080
Speaker 2: Maybe she didn't have a choice though, to fly, you

1281
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:40,600
Speaker 2: know what I mean? She had to come up the family.

1282
01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:43,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was forced, yes, against her will Grammont. But

1283
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:47,000
Speaker 3: she acknowledges that they can only be friends. But it's

1284
01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:50,840
Speaker 3: too bad that they're still married. So Jesse and Becky

1285
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:53,840
Speaker 3: give her a disgruntled look and we cut back to

1286
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:58,040
Speaker 3: the anniversary party, Danny pulls Silvia and DJ aside while

1287
01:06:58,040 --> 01:07:01,320
Speaker 3: they're dancing. He brings them over to Pup Pooley, asking

1288
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:04,800
Speaker 3: to talk about divorce, and Papuli is a ghast who

1289
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:10,640
Speaker 3: wants divorce. Danny raises DJ and Sylvia's arms, Becky raises

1290
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:15,280
Speaker 3: Jesse in Elena's arms, and they all say they do so.

1291
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:19,360
Speaker 3: Papoli reveals that they are in luck. Since no farm

1292
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:23,440
Speaker 3: animals actually changed hands, a divorce is possible.

1293
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:26,840
Speaker 2: Thank god, I'm so long with this family. Flew twelve

1294
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:29,040
Speaker 2: thousand miles and one hundred and fifty years into San

1295
01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:32,240
Speaker 2: Francisco to meet their family, you know what I mean? Like,

1296
01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:34,600
Speaker 2: are they from eighteen fifty?

1297
01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:39,120
Speaker 3: What the rules around courtship real in this culture is

1298
01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:42,280
Speaker 3: really just very very hard to keep tracking.

1299
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:47,200
Speaker 2: They live, They don't the airport, you know, like they

1300
01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:50,200
Speaker 2: buy a ticket obviously the phones.

1301
01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:54,240
Speaker 3: Right, They're like, wow, looking at this air travel, This

1302
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:55,320
Speaker 3: is a macle Yeah.

1303
01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:57,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1304
01:07:57,720 --> 01:08:01,840
Speaker 3: So DJ approaches her soon to be husband and apologizes,

1305
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:05,320
Speaker 3: and she tells him she will never forget him, after all,

1306
01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:07,120
Speaker 3: he is her first husband.

1307
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:12,560
Speaker 2: Yeap, you never forget your first Jody, your first husband,

1308
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:13,720
Speaker 2: and forget mine.

1309
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:21,360
Speaker 3: This is true. This is very true. Silvia declares, for

1310
01:08:21,479 --> 01:08:24,439
Speaker 3: one hour, I was married to the most beautiful woman

1311
01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:28,320
Speaker 3: in the world. DJ groans and asks Danny do I

1312
01:08:28,520 --> 01:08:32,640
Speaker 3: have to Danny doesn't hesitate. Oh yeah, you have to.

1313
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:36,519
Speaker 3: Papuli ushers everyone who wants a divorce to the center

1314
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:39,320
Speaker 3: of the room in front of a table. He tells

1315
01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:42,680
Speaker 3: the couples to join hands and walk around the table backwards.

1316
01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:50,200
Speaker 3: Joey says, yeah, bizarre Pompadorian table ceremonies on the next Heraldough.

1317
01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:51,240
Speaker 2: Truly, I mean you don't even have to walk around

1318
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:53,280
Speaker 2: the same table. Doesn't even have to be the same distance.

1319
01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:56,880
Speaker 2: You could walk around like a like a you know,

1320
01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:00,920
Speaker 2: a forty person dining room table or an end table. Yeah,

1321
01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:04,360
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter. The rules aren't strict in Greece, you know.

1322
01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:07,040
Speaker 2: And as long as there's no farm animals exchange, you're fine.

1323
01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:12,800
Speaker 3: It's not legally binding. Yes, this is really wow. I

1324
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:15,800
Speaker 3: have no words for this. So the couples do as

1325
01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:18,879
Speaker 3: they're told. They walk backwards around the table, and Papooli

1326
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,959
Speaker 3: pronounces them men and ex wives.

1327
01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:23,920
Speaker 2: What about women and ex husbands?

1328
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:28,320
Speaker 3: I guess that's way too forward thinking for this family.

1329
01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:28,800
Speaker 1: Yep.

1330
01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:34,439
Speaker 3: Elena joined Silvio in disappointment. We came twelve thousand miles

1331
01:09:34,479 --> 01:09:37,960
Speaker 3: to get divorces, and Sylvia replies, we should have just

1332
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:42,880
Speaker 3: gone to Disneyland. Really amen to that. But Pooley grabs

1333
01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:45,240
Speaker 3: the attention of the entire party as he holds his

1334
01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:49,000
Speaker 3: wife's hand. All this talking about divorce makes me realize

1335
01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:52,040
Speaker 3: how lucky I am to have my Gina for fifty

1336
01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:53,080
Speaker 3: years and.

1337
01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:57,360
Speaker 2: To think she didn't even want to marry me. I mean, yeah,

1338
01:09:57,360 --> 01:10:00,839
Speaker 2: that seems to run in the family. It's it's hereditary.

1339
01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:03,920
Speaker 2: It's been just going. You're we're getting married now. Yeah,

1340
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:05,759
Speaker 2: I like you. You're fine. Let's walk around a table.

1341
01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:08,080
Speaker 3: I conned you into direct a table.

1342
01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:10,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know. I mean now we see, well, now

1343
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:13,479
Speaker 2: we see where Nick Kutzoppol has probably got it. M hmm,

1344
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:16,200
Speaker 2: where his father got it from. Yes, it's a long

1345
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:18,680
Speaker 2: line of some of some behavior that needs to be

1346
01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:19,120
Speaker 2: worked on.

1347
01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:24,080
Speaker 3: Yep, yep. So Gina defends herself.

1348
01:10:24,280 --> 01:10:25,040
Speaker 2: You had a beard.

1349
01:10:25,200 --> 01:10:28,479
Speaker 3: It was like kissing a goat, and Papooli argues, no,

1350
01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:29,559
Speaker 3: I kissed a goat once.

1351
01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:30,839
Speaker 2: It was very different.

1352
01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:34,360
Speaker 3: What happened, Like, what is going on? They're doing in

1353
01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:37,160
Speaker 3: in Papa Dorian Greece.

1354
01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:42,120
Speaker 2: You know this is really why Papa Papa, pa pa, Pa,

1355
01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:43,240
Speaker 2: pa Papa.

1356
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:46,040
Speaker 3: It's because it's a male, a male centered culture. You know,

1357
01:10:46,360 --> 01:10:47,439
Speaker 3: Papa this and Papa that.

1358
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:51,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, so uh. Papouli says, no, but he shaved.

1359
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:55,040
Speaker 3: Everything is fine and he got fifty wonderful years with

1360
01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:59,440
Speaker 3: his Gina. They stare lovingly at each other, and Papooli

1361
01:10:59,479 --> 01:11:01,800
Speaker 3: tells Gina he loves her, and she says the same

1362
01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:05,679
Speaker 3: right back, and they kiss each other. Becky is sitting

1363
01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:08,919
Speaker 3: with Jesse and she is just tearing up at this sentiment.

1364
01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:11,960
Speaker 3: Jesse looks at her in states that could be you

1365
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:15,000
Speaker 3: and I in fifty years, and she nods, I hope

1366
01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:19,280
Speaker 3: it will be. To Jesse, it was a.

1367
01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:23,439
Speaker 2: Fast I'm saying, it.

1368
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:24,040
Speaker 3: Was a quick turn.

1369
01:11:24,120 --> 01:11:24,639
Speaker 2: I'm saying.

1370
01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:29,280
Speaker 3: Jesse continues, you know, when you're lucky enough to find

1371
01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:31,640
Speaker 3: the right person that you really love and want to

1372
01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:34,840
Speaker 3: spend your whole life with. My feeling is why wait?

1373
01:11:35,439 --> 01:11:38,320
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why wait any longer than a day than when

1374
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:41,000
Speaker 2: you've been kissing another person and not able to remember

1375
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:43,200
Speaker 2: that Becky is your girlfriend? Why wait?

1376
01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:45,840
Speaker 3: This is a lot of marriages and divorces all in

1377
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:48,519
Speaker 3: one day, like this beats your record by far, you.

1378
01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:51,120
Speaker 2: Know, yeah, I always space mine out, you know, at

1379
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:54,280
Speaker 2: least a couple of years in between. Yeah, I jumped

1380
01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:55,639
Speaker 2: back into a relationship quickly.

1381
01:11:55,680 --> 01:12:01,040
Speaker 3: This is Jesse takes the cake. Becky wonders, so what

1382
01:12:01,080 --> 01:12:05,559
Speaker 3: are you waiting for? And Jesse asks, really, Becky grins really.

1383
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:08,639
Speaker 3: Jesse tells her this time they're gonna do it right.

1384
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:09,880
Speaker 2: No, you're not.

1385
01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:11,920
Speaker 1: You're not.

1386
01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:14,920
Speaker 2: You have a ring. You where your planning list.

1387
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:18,000
Speaker 3: There's no plan, there's no ring, there's no plan for

1388
01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:22,080
Speaker 3: you're pulling focus at your grand great grandparents anniversary party.

1389
01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:23,799
Speaker 2: Just so many pox.

1390
01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:27,840
Speaker 3: Pause, so many pause. Yes, this is not well planned

1391
01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:29,439
Speaker 3: out at all.

1392
01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:30,479
Speaker 2: But they both stand.

1393
01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:33,040
Speaker 3: Jesse gets down on one knee, and then he gets

1394
01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:35,320
Speaker 3: right back up and reminds Becky, the last time we

1395
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:38,280
Speaker 3: did this, you left me at the altar, which was

1396
01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:41,440
Speaker 3: just like a season ago, and this wasn't that long ago.

1397
01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:47,080
Speaker 2: Right, because again it's super healthy relationship. Becky laughs.

1398
01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:49,519
Speaker 3: We were in Nevada and you said, let's get married

1399
01:12:49,560 --> 01:12:52,240
Speaker 3: this very second. But this time we can take our

1400
01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:55,760
Speaker 3: time and plan a real wedding. So Jesse gets down

1401
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:58,280
Speaker 3: on one knee again, and this time Becky yanks him

1402
01:12:58,320 --> 01:13:00,640
Speaker 3: right back up. She asks, do you have any other

1403
01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:04,000
Speaker 3: wives in any other countries? Jesse tells her no, and

1404
01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:07,120
Speaker 3: she's pleased. Legitimate question at this point, she's not wrong

1405
01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:10,720
Speaker 3: for asking that question, and then she pushes him back

1406
01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:14,120
Speaker 3: down on one knee. To finally do the proposal, Jesse

1407
01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:16,960
Speaker 3: holds her hand and asks, will you walk around the

1408
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:20,880
Speaker 3: table with me? Becky says yes, and he springs up

1409
01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:24,040
Speaker 3: with excitement. He kisses her, and the crowd lets out

1410
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:27,760
Speaker 3: a rowdy round of applause. Jesse announces to everyone at

1411
01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:32,280
Speaker 3: the party, Rebecca Donaldson and Jesse Cristopolis are now engaged

1412
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:33,240
Speaker 3: to be married.

1413
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:35,720
Speaker 2: He refers to himself in the third person, though it's

1414
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:38,880
Speaker 2: sort of weird. It's weird, well, it also very it's

1415
01:13:38,920 --> 01:13:41,720
Speaker 2: sort of the royal, you know. He's like, I need

1416
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:43,360
Speaker 2: to speak about myself and the third person.

1417
01:13:45,280 --> 01:13:50,800
Speaker 3: It does track, but Steph shouts again, she's not wrong.

1418
01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:54,639
Speaker 2: I'm not wrong. You're not wrong. Is like the She's

1419
01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:55,799
Speaker 2: just like the oracle.

1420
01:13:55,960 --> 01:13:59,879
Speaker 3: She just is, like she says what we're all thinking exactly.

1421
01:14:00,439 --> 01:14:03,639
Speaker 3: She's the only sane one in this episode besides Danny,

1422
01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:08,400
Speaker 3: so Jesse his face sours and he says yes again,

1423
01:14:09,120 --> 01:14:12,720
Speaker 3: and everybody cheers for the happy couple. Danny walks over

1424
01:14:12,760 --> 01:14:15,639
Speaker 3: to the twins, telling them that Uncle Jesse and Rebecca

1425
01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:18,400
Speaker 3: are going to be married. He insists that they celebrate.

1426
01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:21,200
Speaker 3: The girls both hold up their thumbs and they say

1427
01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:24,479
Speaker 3: in Unison, you got it, dude, and they give each

1428
01:14:24,520 --> 01:14:27,639
Speaker 3: other a high five. The band begins to play upbeat

1429
01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:31,040
Speaker 3: music and the family joins together to dance, kicking their

1430
01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:36,040
Speaker 3: feet in Unison. And that is our show, ladies and gentlemen. Woohoo,

1431
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:39,560
Speaker 3: starting off with an engagement wooooooo.

1432
01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:44,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, there was a lot again the Pooly episode classic,

1433
01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:46,920
Speaker 2: we get that. I mean, the other POOPOOLI episode is

1434
01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:48,479
Speaker 2: the one I think that people really remember.

1435
01:14:48,479 --> 01:14:50,599
Speaker 3: But right right, I.

1436
01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:54,400
Speaker 2: Just this was I didn't it didn't feel like a

1437
01:14:54,439 --> 01:14:55,200
Speaker 2: season opener.

1438
01:14:56,040 --> 01:14:58,599
Speaker 3: I wrote that down. It didn't feel like an opener. No,

1439
01:14:58,920 --> 01:15:02,800
Speaker 3: it was. I mean, it wasn't a terrible episode, but

1440
01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:05,120
Speaker 3: I'm just like, where's the exposition. What has the family

1441
01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:07,080
Speaker 3: been doing the last four months? What have the girls

1442
01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:07,559
Speaker 3: been up to?

1443
01:15:07,640 --> 01:15:07,720
Speaker 2: What?

1444
01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:08,040
Speaker 1: You know?

1445
01:15:08,120 --> 01:15:08,599
Speaker 2: What great?

1446
01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:10,599
Speaker 3: What great are the girls in? I can't remember.

1447
01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:16,600
Speaker 2: It didn't it felt uh, it didn't feel like a

1448
01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:18,040
Speaker 2: story about the whole family, you know what I mean,

1449
01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:18,920
Speaker 2: like it I don't know, it was.

1450
01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:23,320
Speaker 3: It felt it was Jesse centric first of all, which okay,

1451
01:15:23,360 --> 01:15:25,599
Speaker 3: that's fine, but it should have been a few episodes

1452
01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:28,720
Speaker 3: into the season, not the opener. In my opinion, you

1453
01:15:28,720 --> 01:15:31,240
Speaker 3: got to open with a banger, including.

1454
01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:34,600
Speaker 2: The whole openly with talking about them coming, you know

1455
01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:37,080
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like, yeah, give it a look like oh,

1456
01:15:37,479 --> 01:15:39,160
Speaker 2: like maybe that if you know that that's something you

1457
01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:40,800
Speaker 2: want to do, Like okay, start talking about it, like

1458
01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:43,439
Speaker 2: maybe it's the two weeks two a month before, right,

1459
01:15:43,479 --> 01:15:45,639
Speaker 2: it was, you know whatever, like establish it a little bit.

1460
01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:49,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, I felt and like Danny could be like, everybody,

1461
01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:51,640
Speaker 3: we have to clean the house because the grandparents are

1462
01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:54,200
Speaker 3: coming to visit next month, right, and you girls have

1463
01:15:54,280 --> 01:15:56,760
Speaker 3: been slacking off all summer whatever you've been.

1464
01:15:56,640 --> 01:15:59,280
Speaker 2: Doing and detail dreading it or whatever. And then Sylvia

1465
01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:02,080
Speaker 2: walks it like you feel you're gonna, yeah.

1466
01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:04,200
Speaker 3: Build it up a little bit, you know, but let's.

1467
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:05,080
Speaker 2: Go back and write season four.

1468
01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:10,240
Speaker 3: Let's do it. Let's just Jeff hand over your red pen. Yeah, yeah,

1469
01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:12,320
Speaker 3: we need to rewrite this, redo it.

1470
01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:16,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know it was. It was an episode. It

1471
01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:19,400
Speaker 2: was an episode was definitely not my favorites. It was

1472
01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:24,920
Speaker 2: ridiculous and probably uh again, incredibly offensive to anyone who

1473
01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:25,599
Speaker 2: is Greek, and we.

1474
01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:27,120
Speaker 3: Apologized for that.

1475
01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:29,200
Speaker 2: It was that was what it was too is I

1476
01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:33,760
Speaker 2: was like, oh my, oh this, Oh no, yeah, I'd

1477
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:36,360
Speaker 2: be curious to know how right we'll feel about it

1478
01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:38,920
Speaker 2: in there somewhere, you know what I mean.

1479
01:16:38,840 --> 01:16:43,360
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, yeah, no, it's yeah. I felt the same way.

1480
01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:46,679
Speaker 2: I'm glad they're very much like my big fat Greek wedding.

1481
01:16:47,320 --> 01:16:51,360
Speaker 3: Yeah. Absolutely, I thought of that. Actually several times. I

1482
01:16:51,400 --> 01:16:53,200
Speaker 3: get they want to acknowledge Jesse's heritage.

1483
01:16:53,200 --> 01:16:53,839
Speaker 2: I think that's.

1484
01:16:53,720 --> 01:16:56,800
Speaker 3: Lovely, all of our heritage. Execution. Yeah, that's true, all

1485
01:16:56,800 --> 01:17:00,439
Speaker 3: of your heritage. But the execution was just a little

1486
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:01,640
Speaker 3: a little off, you know.

1487
01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:06,679
Speaker 2: It had a little shorn into a random moment. Yeah.

1488
01:17:06,840 --> 01:17:09,640
Speaker 3: And then if you're ending the episode with an engagement

1489
01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:11,559
Speaker 3: like that needed some more build up too.

1490
01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:14,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like that felt sort of like for Jesse and

1491
01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:15,240
Speaker 2: Becky's engagement.

1492
01:17:15,240 --> 01:17:18,320
Speaker 3: I was like that, that's how it happened, right, There

1493
01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:19,480
Speaker 3: was no planning.

1494
01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:22,920
Speaker 2: Sense and then she again, you don't have a I

1495
01:17:22,920 --> 01:17:23,439
Speaker 2: didn't remember.

1496
01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:24,559
Speaker 3: Becky deserved better.

1497
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:25,040
Speaker 2: He did.

1498
01:17:25,120 --> 01:17:29,519
Speaker 3: Becky deserved, and they could have had episodes of like

1499
01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:32,000
Speaker 3: Jesse shopping for the ring and making plans and then

1500
01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:34,280
Speaker 3: getting into highjinks and like it should have been a

1501
01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:35,480
Speaker 3: build up to a proposal.

1502
01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:38,559
Speaker 2: We needed a big dance scene, a proposal or something,

1503
01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:43,559
Speaker 2: you know, not a fight over Greek traditions like walking

1504
01:17:43,560 --> 01:17:51,000
Speaker 2: around a table right right, right, Stalker of thirteen years. Yeah, yeah,

1505
01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:54,679
Speaker 2: this one. It was not so strong, non choice, not

1506
01:17:54,680 --> 01:17:57,680
Speaker 2: not so not so strong, but it gave us a

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01:17:57,720 --> 01:17:59,640
Speaker 2: lot to talk about, because if it's an hour in

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01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:01,200
Speaker 2: eighteen minutes of stuff to talk about.

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01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:06,200
Speaker 3: So anyone who's still listening, thanks guys, thank your devotion shows.

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01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:08,840
Speaker 2: We appreciate it. We would walk around a table with

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01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:12,960
Speaker 2: you easily. Easily, yeah, because you're obviously a very committed person.

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01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:19,640
Speaker 2: So well, our next episode is season four, episode too

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01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:21,759
Speaker 2: is Crimes and Michelle's Demeanor.

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01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:25,080
Speaker 3: Okay, what that is?

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01:18:26,400 --> 01:18:28,559
Speaker 2: I hope, I hope it's better than I hope it's

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01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:32,400
Speaker 2: better than this episode. And Molina go on a on

1517
01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:36,719
Speaker 2: a shoplifting rampage and they just go to a wig

1518
01:18:36,760 --> 01:18:38,320
Speaker 2: store and they steal all the wigs.

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01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:40,080
Speaker 3: They steal all the wigs, yes.

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01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:43,120
Speaker 2: And then just confuse everyone just by constantly switching wigs,

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01:18:43,160 --> 01:18:45,040
Speaker 2: nobody knows who they are. I like it.

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01:18:45,120 --> 01:18:47,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's that's probably a better episode.

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01:18:47,360 --> 01:18:51,000
Speaker 2: It's true, it's true. Well, thank you guys so much

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01:18:51,040 --> 01:18:54,240
Speaker 2: for joining us for another episode, the kickoff to season

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01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:57,760
Speaker 2: four of Full House. We're very excited. I can't wait

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01:18:57,800 --> 01:18:59,719
Speaker 2: to get into the rest of this season. You guys.

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Speaker 2: According to the Internet, which we know is at least

1528
01:19:04,439 --> 01:19:08,920
Speaker 2: sus uh, season four is people's favorite. So I hope that.

1529
01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:12,519
Speaker 3: We I hope we want to see what we want

1530
01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:15,080
Speaker 3: to see. Why why right now?

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01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:19,040
Speaker 2: I'm like you and fan Arrito's you got some explaining

1532
01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:22,400
Speaker 2: to do, because why but I we can only go

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01:19:22,479 --> 01:19:22,960
Speaker 2: up from here.

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01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:24,360
Speaker 3: True, yeah, that's true.

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01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:26,160
Speaker 2: They're setting the bar low. But you know, you know

1536
01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:29,840
Speaker 2: about every episode after the first one to be like

1537
01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:33,599
Speaker 2: you want to be like, well that was okay, hey,

1538
01:19:33,720 --> 01:19:35,880
Speaker 2: Greek and then it's going to take off.

1539
01:19:36,320 --> 01:19:39,719
Speaker 3: We can't always open puin a season with Hawaii, so okay,

1540
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:40,680
Speaker 3: well we'll do it.

1541
01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:43,040
Speaker 2: Could have gone to Greece, but apparently that was not

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01:19:43,120 --> 01:19:43,920
Speaker 2: in the budget for four.

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01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:47,120
Speaker 3: No, they sent you to San Francisco to do intros there.

1544
01:19:48,800 --> 01:19:51,960
Speaker 2: You got to pick one. Well, thank you guys again.

1545
01:19:51,960 --> 01:19:54,799
Speaker 2: For joining us. We absolutely love our fan a Ritos,

1546
01:19:54,880 --> 01:19:57,360
Speaker 2: so just make sure that you're following us on Instagram

1547
01:19:57,439 --> 01:19:59,040
Speaker 2: so you can check out all the behind the scenes

1548
01:19:59,080 --> 01:20:02,240
Speaker 2: fun stuff at how Rude Podcast, or you can send

1549
01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:05,200
Speaker 2: us an email at Howard podcast at gmail dot com.

1550
01:20:05,479 --> 01:20:07,960
Speaker 2: Feel free to send in answers to our questions when

1551
01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:11,000
Speaker 2: we are completely lost and don't know things. More questions

1552
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:12,680
Speaker 2: that you want to know because we I'd like to

1553
01:20:12,680 --> 01:20:16,040
Speaker 2: compile those for some fun fan answer fan Q and

1554
01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:19,759
Speaker 2: eight episodes. So yeah, send us your questions and remember

1555
01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:22,040
Speaker 2: to like and subscribe to the podcast wherever you're listening

1556
01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:24,800
Speaker 2: to it, so you get all of the newest episodes

1557
01:20:24,880 --> 01:20:28,120
Speaker 2: as soon as Pappulli drops. Oh god, not like that.

1558
01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:32,120
Speaker 3: Jony Sweet.

1559
01:20:36,840 --> 01:20:39,559
Speaker 2: Episode comes later and we'll make sure to let you know.

1560
01:20:40,360 --> 01:20:47,000
Speaker 3: Oh here, I am feeling off, but Polly, you've had

1561
01:20:47,120 --> 01:20:48,160
Speaker 3: enough time.

1562
01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:55,519
Speaker 2: Is too much? Well, thanks for listening, you guys, and

1563
01:20:55,640 --> 01:21:00,200
Speaker 2: remember the world is small. The house is full of

1564
01:21:00,280 --> 01:21:04,479
Speaker 2: strange Greek people, amen, isn't it.

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01:21:06,720 --> 01:21:06,920
Speaker 1: Hi?

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01:21:07,160 --> 01:21:08,519
Speaker 2: I would say it in Greek, but I don't know.

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01:21:08,960 --> 01:21:11,280
Speaker 3: We don't know if we've offended the Greek culture.

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01:21:11,320 --> 01:21:13,920
Speaker 2: And sorry, I'm sorry all the Greek fans really sorry

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01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:15,720
Speaker 2: about this. Guys, we love you.